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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,404 --> 00:01:03,404 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:07,608 Dear Lewis: 3 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,643 Enclosed, please find one bus ticket 4 00:01:09,645 --> 00:01:12,780 and two silver dollars for your trip to Michigan. 5 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:16,517 I'm really sorry about the loss of your parents. 6 00:01:16,519 --> 00:01:20,588 Your mom was my sister, so that makes you family. 7 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:23,691 And I'll do my best to make you feel right at home. 8 00:01:23,693 --> 00:01:27,561 As Einstein said, life is like a bicycle. 9 00:01:27,563 --> 00:01:30,764 To stay balanced, you got to keep moving forward. 10 00:01:30,766 --> 00:01:32,566 And so will we. 11 00:01:32,568 --> 00:01:34,602 I look forward to meeting you. 12 00:01:34,604 --> 00:01:36,570 Your Uncle Jonathan. 13 00:01:36,572 --> 00:01:38,505 P.S. Sorry for the stain on the letter. 14 00:01:38,507 --> 00:01:40,908 That's chocolate. 15 00:01:44,013 --> 00:01:47,047 Mom, Dad, are you there? 16 00:01:47,049 --> 00:01:49,385 Am I gonna be okay? 17 00:01:53,723 --> 00:01:55,689 "Cannot say." 18 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,901 Gonna buy Charlie a bike for his birthday. 19 00:02:06,903 --> 00:02:09,670 Oh, he's gonna love it. 20 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,839 Emma Jean, bus is here. 21 00:02:15,645 --> 00:02:17,845 Last stop: New Zebedee. 22 00:02:46,575 --> 00:02:48,542 Oh, come on. 23 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:50,811 Don't kill yourself before I've had a chance to meet you. 24 00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:52,746 Lewis? 25 00:02:52,748 --> 00:02:54,583 I'm your Uncle Jonathan. 26 00:02:55,751 --> 00:02:57,718 Are you wearing a robe? 27 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,553 It's a kimono. 28 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,988 Oh. 29 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:03,924 Here, let me help you with that. 30 00:03:03,926 --> 00:03:06,927 Oh! Good Lord, what do you got in this thing, encyclopedias? 31 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:07,995 Dictionaries. 32 00:03:10,299 --> 00:03:12,533 Oh, you're serious. 33 00:03:12,535 --> 00:03:13,968 I like new words. 34 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:15,736 I think they're very pulchritudinous. 35 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,604 Well, welcome to New Zebedee. 36 00:03:17,606 --> 00:03:19,073 Or should I say "salutations"? 37 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:20,874 You can look that one up. 38 00:03:20,876 --> 00:03:22,743 I know what "salutations" means. 39 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,747 Oh. Smart kid. 40 00:03:26,316 --> 00:03:28,549 Uh, do you think that we're gonna be home soon? 41 00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:30,318 'Cause the Captain Midnight show's almost on. 42 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,753 Uh, you don't have to worry about that. I don't have a TV. 43 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:35,155 But I do have a big poker game tonight, if you want to join. 44 00:03:35,157 --> 00:03:36,690 Do you play? 45 00:03:36,692 --> 00:03:38,125 Uh, no. I'm ten. 46 00:03:38,127 --> 00:03:39,994 Duly noted. 47 00:03:58,714 --> 00:04:00,180 Ah. Here we are. 48 00:04:00,182 --> 00:04:02,649 Excuse me. 49 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:04,918 The Muggins Simoon. 50 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,920 Temperamental door handle. 51 00:04:06,922 --> 00:04:08,557 Hop in. 52 00:04:09,658 --> 00:04:10,791 Here we go. 53 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,695 Watch your tootsies. 54 00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:18,567 All right, here we are. 55 00:04:20,069 --> 00:04:22,603 You can get out here. 56 00:04:22,605 --> 00:04:23,804 Here we go. 57 00:04:38,854 --> 00:04:40,687 Home, sweet home. 58 00:04:42,758 --> 00:04:44,191 Do you like... 59 00:04:44,193 --> 00:04:45,993 - Halloween? - Hmm? 60 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:47,895 Oh, no, I keep those up year round. 61 00:04:47,897 --> 00:04:50,030 Mr. Barnavelt! 62 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:51,698 Come on, darling. 63 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,067 Yes. Good puppy. 64 00:04:53,069 --> 00:04:54,701 Mr. Barnavelt! 65 00:04:54,703 --> 00:04:56,103 Ah, Mrs. Hanchett. 66 00:04:56,105 --> 00:04:57,671 Marmalade. 67 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,039 Is that a robe? 68 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:00,841 It's a kimono. 69 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,210 You've been playing your saxophone again. 70 00:05:03,212 --> 00:05:05,813 Madame, not everyone can appreciate the intricacies 71 00:05:05,815 --> 00:05:07,714 of a free-form jazz odyssey. 72 00:05:07,716 --> 00:05:09,083 I don't care what you play. 73 00:05:09,085 --> 00:05:10,884 You're playing at 3:00 in the morning, 74 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:12,186 so I'm begging you... Who is this? 75 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:15,089 Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew. 76 00:05:15,091 --> 00:05:16,790 He'll be living with me. 77 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:17,991 You're responsible 78 00:05:17,993 --> 00:05:19,993 for keeping a human child alive? 79 00:05:19,995 --> 00:05:21,728 That's right. 80 00:05:21,730 --> 00:05:22,830 Good evening. 81 00:05:22,832 --> 00:05:24,231 This way, Lewis. 82 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:26,066 I'll try to keep it down 83 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:29,002 around 3:00 a.m., but, uh... 84 00:05:29,004 --> 00:05:32,007 them's my best jammin' hours. 85 00:05:35,244 --> 00:05:37,646 And here we are. 86 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:56,999 Wow. You've... 87 00:05:58,868 --> 00:06:00,167 That's a lot of clocks. 88 00:06:00,169 --> 00:06:01,768 Well, what constitutes "a lot" 89 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:03,270 is really a matter of personal taste. 90 00:06:03,272 --> 00:06:05,172 For me, it's a perfect amount of clocks. 91 00:06:07,209 --> 00:06:08,842 Oh, sorry. 92 00:06:08,844 --> 00:06:10,212 There's a deranged cuckoo in there. 93 00:06:11,881 --> 00:06:13,280 Your ratchet wheel's shot, 94 00:06:13,282 --> 00:06:16,152 and the click spring's not far behind. 95 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,920 Hello. You're Lewis, I presume. 96 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,755 How was your trip? 97 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,123 This old hag is my next-door neighbor, 98 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:24,992 Mrs. Florence Zimmerman. 99 00:06:24,994 --> 00:06:27,794 I am relieved to see you didn't inherit your uncle's 100 00:06:27,796 --> 00:06:30,197 - freakishly oversized head. - Huh. 101 00:06:30,199 --> 00:06:32,199 Says the woman who literally looks like a Q-tip. 102 00:06:32,201 --> 00:06:35,303 Oh, look, the giant head is angry. 103 00:06:35,305 --> 00:06:37,204 My God, did that withered 104 00:06:37,206 --> 00:06:38,939 purple skeleton just speak? 105 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:41,074 It's nice to meet you. 106 00:06:41,076 --> 00:06:42,876 - Lewis, are you hungry? - Yes, please. 107 00:06:42,878 --> 00:06:44,811 Florence, I'm gonna show Lewis to his room. 108 00:06:44,813 --> 00:06:46,079 For once in your life, could you 109 00:06:46,081 --> 00:06:47,881 make yourself useful and whip up a batch 110 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:49,183 of those chocolate chip cookies? 111 00:06:49,185 --> 00:06:50,817 And how would you like them, sir? 112 00:06:50,819 --> 00:06:52,753 Stuffed down your throat one by one 113 00:06:52,755 --> 00:06:55,055 or crumbled up and shoved into your pants? 114 00:06:55,057 --> 00:06:57,124 Ignore her, Lewis. She thinks she's smarter than me 115 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,193 because she's got more college degrees. 116 00:06:59,195 --> 00:07:00,827 No, I think I'm smarter than you 117 00:07:00,829 --> 00:07:01,828 because I'm smarter than you. 118 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,231 Shh! 119 00:07:04,233 --> 00:07:05,832 But, Uncle Jonathan? 120 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,234 - Hmm? - Don't I have to have dinner 121 00:07:07,236 --> 00:07:08,835 before I'm allowed to have cookies? 122 00:07:08,837 --> 00:07:10,270 Well, why not just eat cookies for dinner? 123 00:07:10,272 --> 00:07:12,039 They're far more delicious. 124 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:14,174 I know. It's just, we had these house rules. 125 00:07:14,176 --> 00:07:15,876 Well, not in this house. 126 00:07:15,878 --> 00:07:18,278 There's no bedtime, bath time or mealtime. 127 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,181 You can eat cookies till you throw up, for all I care. 128 00:07:21,183 --> 00:07:24,117 You'll see... things are... 129 00:07:24,119 --> 00:07:25,854 quite different here. 130 00:07:50,347 --> 00:07:53,350 - All mine? - All yours. 131 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,217 Although, why this is yours, I have no idea. 132 00:07:57,219 --> 00:07:58,986 You know it's about the complete opposite 133 00:07:58,988 --> 00:08:00,421 of real magic. 134 00:08:00,423 --> 00:08:03,358 Well, it's the last thing my parents gave to me 135 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,926 before the... 136 00:08:05,928 --> 00:08:08,163 ...the car crash. 137 00:08:09,898 --> 00:08:11,265 I'm... sorry. 138 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:12,866 Uh, here. 139 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:14,302 Yeah, take that back. 140 00:08:14,304 --> 00:08:17,170 Um, I have a tissue... 141 00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:19,172 around here somewhere. 142 00:08:19,174 --> 00:08:20,310 Ah. 143 00:08:23,413 --> 00:08:25,446 Here you go. No, hold on. 144 00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:28,416 Sorry. I didn't mean to, uh... 145 00:08:28,418 --> 00:08:32,919 I didn't realize the ball was of emotional significance. 146 00:08:32,921 --> 00:08:34,322 Almost there. 147 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:37,924 Feel free to grab any color tissue. 148 00:08:37,926 --> 00:08:39,293 They're all the same. 149 00:08:39,295 --> 00:08:41,028 Hey, gorilla groin. 150 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:43,096 Are we playing poker, or am I playing solitaire? 151 00:08:43,098 --> 00:08:45,065 Hold your horses, you scarecrow. 152 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,102 Right? 153 00:08:51,474 --> 00:08:56,043 Calling that a poker face is an insult to faces. 154 00:09:00,282 --> 00:09:01,817 Sore loser, frumpy. 155 00:09:05,422 --> 00:09:06,421 Well, beat that. 156 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,663 Ugh. 157 00:09:15,665 --> 00:09:18,231 - He wins... again. - You're hustling me. 158 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:20,200 You've played before. 159 00:09:20,202 --> 00:09:21,968 I haven't. 160 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:23,504 I swear. 161 00:09:23,506 --> 00:09:25,939 Beginner's luck, I guess? 162 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:28,108 Well, I'm gonna drown my sorrows in some hot cocoa. 163 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,209 - You want some? - Yes, please. 164 00:09:29,211 --> 00:09:30,378 - Florence? - Delighted. 165 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,315 - Get your own. - Choke and die. 166 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:37,184 So, how long have you lived next door to Uncle Jonathan? 167 00:09:37,186 --> 00:09:39,387 Oh, we've been friends forever, ever since I came here. 168 00:09:39,389 --> 00:09:41,389 Ran here, actually. 169 00:09:41,391 --> 00:09:43,391 From Paris. 170 00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:45,160 After the war. 171 00:09:48,498 --> 00:09:52,400 And no, to answer that look you're giving me, 172 00:09:52,402 --> 00:09:55,202 your uncle and I aren't anything kissy-faced. 173 00:09:55,204 --> 00:09:56,704 - Gross! - Ugh. 174 00:09:56,706 --> 00:09:58,138 The word's "platonic." 175 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,341 That's right. 176 00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:03,411 Look, your uncle drives me nuts. 177 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:05,346 And he doesn't always smell so terrific, 178 00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:08,148 but he's gotten me out of more tough scrapes 179 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,983 than I care to mention. 180 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:13,521 You know, I've found that all one really needs 181 00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:16,258 in this world is one good friend. 182 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,127 Oh, but I'm sure you've got lots. 183 00:10:20,129 --> 00:10:21,462 Yeah. 184 00:10:21,464 --> 00:10:23,263 Tons. 185 00:10:23,265 --> 00:10:26,032 All my friends are... really great. 186 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,903 Hmm. 187 00:10:31,741 --> 00:10:35,041 Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. 188 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:37,978 I really miss you guys. 189 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,447 Love you. 190 00:12:15,311 --> 00:12:17,547 Uh, Uncle Jonathan? 191 00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:22,249 You've got to go into the wall. 192 00:12:22,251 --> 00:12:24,150 I am going in the wall. 193 00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:25,386 You did not go into the wall yesterday. 194 00:12:25,388 --> 00:12:27,522 - I saw you. You did not go into... - Hello? 195 00:12:27,524 --> 00:12:29,122 Lewis, didn't see you there. 196 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,424 Big day. First day of school. 197 00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:32,493 - How'd you sleep? - Uh... fine. 198 00:12:32,495 --> 00:12:33,861 How did you sleep? 199 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,161 Peachy. Like a baby. 200 00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:36,430 Like a big, peachy baby. 201 00:12:36,432 --> 00:12:38,432 Okay, off you go. Knock 'em dead. 202 00:12:39,669 --> 00:12:41,302 I played it perfect. 203 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,538 He suspects nothing. 204 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:46,543 43rd New Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off... 205 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:02,592 Hold the door! 206 00:13:08,598 --> 00:13:11,034 Clark, let's make a decision. 207 00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:18,541 Herman. 208 00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:36,222 Good hustle, Herman. 209 00:13:36,224 --> 00:13:37,658 Thanks, Coach. 210 00:13:41,397 --> 00:13:42,597 Woody. 211 00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,498 We're even teams now. 212 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,334 Let's play ball. 213 00:13:46,336 --> 00:13:47,635 Maybe next time, ankle biter. 214 00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:49,169 Coach. 215 00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:50,404 Come on, just pick him. 216 00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:52,640 - No. No. - Just pick him. 217 00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,174 Come on. 218 00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:56,444 Fine. All right. 219 00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:57,511 You're with us. 220 00:13:57,513 --> 00:13:58,615 You can play, right? 221 00:14:00,316 --> 00:14:02,284 S-Sure. 222 00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:06,587 I'm open! I'm... 223 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,356 Goggles, get up! Come on, guys! 224 00:14:08,358 --> 00:14:09,523 Down the court, down the court! 225 00:14:09,525 --> 00:14:10,758 You all right? 226 00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:13,661 - You good? - Open your space up. 227 00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:15,396 Come on, guys. Open the space. 228 00:14:15,398 --> 00:14:17,263 All right, get it. Let's go, go, go! 229 00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:18,599 Pass the ball! 230 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,434 - Goggles, what's going on? - Come on! 231 00:14:20,436 --> 00:14:21,469 Come on, let's go! 232 00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:23,304 Defense, look alive! Come on, look alive, guys! 233 00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:24,405 - Shoot it! - Goggles, make the shot! 234 00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:25,673 - Come on! Make a shot! - Oh! 235 00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:27,742 Make a... Not at me. The basket. 236 00:14:27,744 --> 00:14:29,477 - Pass the ball! - You gotta pass the ball, Goggles! 237 00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:30,645 Goggles! Goggles, I'm open! 238 00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,278 I'm sorry. 239 00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:36,417 Guard your guys. Guard your guys. Let's go. 240 00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:37,652 - I'm open! - Shoot! 241 00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:39,154 - Shoot! - Shoot! 242 00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:44,725 - Nice shot, speedy. - Thanks, Coach. 243 00:14:44,727 --> 00:14:46,327 Attention, students. 244 00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:49,730 Hi! 245 00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:52,433 There he is... star forward for the Minneapolis Lakers. 246 00:14:52,435 --> 00:14:54,001 - How you doing, buddy? - I'm good. 247 00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:56,269 A vote for Tarby Corrigan is a vote for pop 248 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,638 - in the drinking fountains. - Thank you. 249 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,840 Hey. A vote for Tarby Corrigan is a vote for pop 250 00:14:59,842 --> 00:15:01,542 - in the drinking fountains. - Please. 251 00:15:01,544 --> 00:15:03,411 How is he gonna carbonate the drinking fountains? 252 00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:17,525 Whoa. 253 00:15:19,328 --> 00:15:20,861 Don't just stand there. 254 00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:23,296 - Can you pitch? - Uh... 255 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,533 no, not very well. 256 00:15:25,535 --> 00:15:27,835 I'll take what I can get. 257 00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:29,338 Come toss me one. 258 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,808 Come on. 259 00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:42,049 What are you doing here? 260 00:15:42,051 --> 00:15:43,818 Where are all your friends? 261 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,419 Football practice. 262 00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,621 Can't play. Can't do anything. 263 00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:50,593 My butt is just warming the bench. 264 00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:55,429 So, you're new in town. 265 00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:57,398 - Where do you live? - Kind of this big, 266 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,234 old place on the end of High Street. 267 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,769 Wait. 268 00:16:01,771 --> 00:16:03,871 You... you live in the slaughterhouse? 269 00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,573 I'm sorry. 270 00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:06,774 The what? 271 00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,375 Some old guy died there. 272 00:16:08,377 --> 00:16:09,744 Now it's haunted. 273 00:16:09,746 --> 00:16:10,878 Well, everyone says so. 274 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,413 Have you seen anything creepy? 275 00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:13,781 No. 276 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:15,883 Well, last night, I thought I heard something, 277 00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:18,452 but it wasn't anything; it was just my uncle. 278 00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:19,453 What was he doing? 279 00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:21,722 I don't know. Just sort of wandering around. 280 00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:23,624 I think he was looking for something. 281 00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:25,593 Maybe he was looking for an ax. 282 00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,394 It's his house. 283 00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:29,396 Why wouldn't he know where his own ax is? 284 00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:32,335 Maybe he hid it from the police after the last murder. 285 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,637 Look, I'm just trying to help us both out. 286 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:39,408 You can't vote for me if you don't have arms. 287 00:16:40,676 --> 00:16:42,712 Come on. 288 00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,459 Lewis. 289 00:16:58,394 --> 00:16:59,729 Lewis. 290 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:04,799 Lewis. 291 00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:06,667 Sweetheart. 292 00:17:08,471 --> 00:17:09,670 Hey, kiddo. 293 00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:11,707 I missed you so much. 294 00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:16,644 I miss you, too, Mom. A lot. 295 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:20,481 Your dad and I, we'd give anything 296 00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:22,149 to be with you again. 297 00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:24,785 You know that, right? 298 00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:26,620 So... 299 00:17:26,622 --> 00:17:28,722 how are you making out? 300 00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,591 How do you like Uncle Jonathan? 301 00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:32,459 He seems nice. 302 00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:33,863 Just... 303 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,597 What? 304 00:17:36,599 --> 00:17:37,965 Hey. 305 00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,501 It's okay. You can tell me. 306 00:17:40,503 --> 00:17:43,470 This house is scary. And-and old and scary. 307 00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:45,739 And there's all these clocks, and I see weird stuff 308 00:17:45,741 --> 00:17:47,608 out of the corner of my eye, and... 309 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,444 I feel like... I almost feel like 310 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,479 that Uncle Jonathan's hiding something. 311 00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:55,482 That's because he is... 312 00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,453 hiding something. 313 00:17:58,521 --> 00:17:59,622 From you. 314 00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,857 I'm sorry, sweetheart, 315 00:18:02,859 --> 00:18:04,024 but you're in danger. 316 00:18:04,026 --> 00:18:05,993 Danger? Wh... 317 00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:07,595 What danger? What do you mean? 318 00:18:07,597 --> 00:18:10,197 You're gonna have to be brave. 319 00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:11,966 But I... But, Mom, this is me. 320 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,467 I'm not brave. 321 00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:21,609 First, you get the book. 322 00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:23,577 Then you get the key. 323 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,746 Book. 324 00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:27,650 K-Key... What are you talking about? 325 00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:34,588 Do you hear the ticking? 326 00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:09,556 Brave. 327 00:19:09,558 --> 00:19:11,894 Brave. Brave. 328 00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:36,010 Come out, come out, 329 00:20:36,012 --> 00:20:37,813 wherever you are. 330 00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:41,749 You can't hide forever. 331 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:05,806 Help! 332 00:22:01,263 --> 00:22:02,896 Help! Let me out! 333 00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:04,131 Help, please! 334 00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,732 Help me! Let me out! 335 00:22:05,734 --> 00:22:08,102 It's me. 336 00:22:08,104 --> 00:22:09,937 Down, boy! 337 00:22:09,939 --> 00:22:11,105 I said down. 338 00:22:11,107 --> 00:22:12,739 Go. Go on, go to your room. 339 00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:13,941 Go on, get. 340 00:22:15,678 --> 00:22:17,144 I'm sorry you had to see that. 341 00:22:17,146 --> 00:22:18,745 No. No. 342 00:22:18,747 --> 00:22:20,114 No, houses don't attack you. 343 00:22:20,116 --> 00:22:21,882 And if they do attack, you're definitely not 344 00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:23,884 supposed to say, "Sorry you had to see that." 345 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,119 Is this place haunted? 346 00:22:25,121 --> 00:22:27,688 - Are you gonna ax-murder me? - What? No. 347 00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:29,022 You're gonna ax-murder me, aren't you? 348 00:22:29,024 --> 00:22:30,691 I'm not gonna ax-murder you. 349 00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:32,027 Then what is going on? 350 00:22:33,129 --> 00:22:34,728 Well, one thing's for sure. 351 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,096 The house likes you. 352 00:22:36,098 --> 00:22:38,033 Houses don't like anything. They're houses. 353 00:23:19,509 --> 00:23:21,808 Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis? 354 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,344 It's... 355 00:23:23,346 --> 00:23:25,212 a boy witch. 356 00:23:25,214 --> 00:23:27,080 Well... 357 00:23:27,082 --> 00:23:30,784 I think they're a little more than boy witches. 358 00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:31,885 "Warlock. 359 00:23:31,887 --> 00:23:33,754 "Noun. 360 00:23:33,756 --> 00:23:36,223 A man who practices magic." 361 00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:37,927 A boy witch. 362 00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:45,132 Are you saying that... you're a warlock? 363 00:23:45,134 --> 00:23:47,203 Would it scare you if I was? 364 00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:54,274 Well, are you a good warlock or a bad one? 365 00:23:54,276 --> 00:23:57,110 Ah. Depends on what you mean by "bad." 366 00:23:57,112 --> 00:24:00,247 I'm nice, but... I'm not that good. 367 00:24:00,249 --> 00:24:02,849 I'm just a parlor magician, really, but, uh, 368 00:24:02,851 --> 00:24:06,853 Mrs. Zimmerman, now, she's nice and good. 369 00:24:06,855 --> 00:24:08,222 Damn good. 370 00:24:08,224 --> 00:24:10,023 Got a Doctor Magicorum degree 371 00:24:10,025 --> 00:24:12,092 from the University of Göttingen. 372 00:24:12,094 --> 00:24:14,795 Why are you always wandering around at night? 373 00:24:14,797 --> 00:24:16,230 What is that ticking in the walls? 374 00:24:16,232 --> 00:24:17,900 You've heard that? 375 00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:24,271 This house used to be owned by another warlock, 376 00:24:24,273 --> 00:24:28,141 Isaac Izard, and his wife Selena. 377 00:24:28,143 --> 00:24:30,043 He, uh... 378 00:24:30,045 --> 00:24:31,379 passed away 379 00:24:31,381 --> 00:24:34,248 and left a magic clock in the walls. 380 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,350 Why? 381 00:24:35,352 --> 00:24:37,219 Because he's a terrible... 382 00:24:39,288 --> 00:24:40,887 Joker. 383 00:24:40,889 --> 00:24:42,889 He's a practical joker. 384 00:24:42,891 --> 00:24:45,225 Put a clock in the walls to drive me nuts. 385 00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:47,428 I try to drown it out with all those other clocks, 386 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,162 but it doesn't really work, 387 00:24:49,164 --> 00:24:51,031 so at night, I... 388 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,200 go around the house and... 389 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,135 search for the damn thing. 390 00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:56,306 With an ax? 391 00:24:59,074 --> 00:25:01,277 Sometimes I get over-enthused. I'll admit that. 392 00:25:06,383 --> 00:25:08,915 Do you have to be born a boy wi... 393 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:10,318 a warlock? 394 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,252 No. Anyone can learn. 395 00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:14,288 If they study, practice hard enough. 396 00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:16,391 - Can I learn? - No. 397 00:25:16,393 --> 00:25:18,058 - But you just said "anyone." - Grown-up anyone. 398 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,460 There's charts and hieroglyphs 399 00:25:19,462 --> 00:25:21,362 and stuff that would stump a Harvard professor, 400 00:25:21,364 --> 00:25:23,196 - and I don't have time to teach a... - Please. 401 00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:26,301 Please, please teach me. Please, please, 402 00:25:26,303 --> 00:25:28,135 please, please, please. 403 00:25:28,137 --> 00:25:30,873 Okay! Have it your way. 404 00:25:36,011 --> 00:25:37,944 Oh. 405 00:25:48,358 --> 00:25:51,224 Let me know when you've read all those. 406 00:25:51,226 --> 00:25:52,928 Just for a start. 407 00:26:06,343 --> 00:26:08,275 - Jack-o-lanterns. - They scare away evil. 408 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,943 And iron does, too. 409 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:11,446 Well, it repels evil, like bug spray. 410 00:26:11,448 --> 00:26:13,348 And that is why we have iron horseshoes, 411 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:15,450 and that's why cemetery gates are made of iron. 412 00:26:15,452 --> 00:26:17,385 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 413 00:26:17,387 --> 00:26:20,253 And how does one become a full-fledged warlock? 414 00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:22,089 You have to defeat an evil spirit 415 00:26:22,091 --> 00:26:24,291 by using your own magic. 416 00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:26,396 That is absolutely right. 417 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,435 What smells of rancid sulfur? 418 00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:37,338 Bad kitty! 419 00:26:39,108 --> 00:26:42,075 Am I gonna have to defeat an evil spirit one day? 420 00:26:42,077 --> 00:26:44,277 Oh, don't worry. Not for a long, long time. 421 00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:46,246 You're perfectly safe. 422 00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:50,016 That's safe? 423 00:26:53,088 --> 00:26:54,322 As long as it's fed. 424 00:26:56,024 --> 00:26:57,525 It used to be Florence's pet garter snake, 425 00:26:57,527 --> 00:26:59,126 William Snakespeare. 426 00:26:59,128 --> 00:27:01,094 She tried to turn it purple. 427 00:27:01,096 --> 00:27:02,262 The spell backfired. 428 00:27:02,264 --> 00:27:03,498 Between you and me, 429 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,433 most of her spells backfire these days. 430 00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:07,134 - Why? - Ah, you'll have to 431 00:27:07,136 --> 00:27:09,136 ask her that one yourself. 432 00:27:09,138 --> 00:27:11,104 What's all that? 433 00:27:11,106 --> 00:27:15,175 Charms, hexes, wards, spells. 434 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,311 Evil can't come within 20 feet of that cabinet, 435 00:27:17,313 --> 00:27:19,313 much less open it. 436 00:27:19,315 --> 00:27:21,116 What's in it? 437 00:27:22,485 --> 00:27:25,420 You know how I said there were no rules? 438 00:27:25,422 --> 00:27:27,455 Actually, there's one rule. 439 00:27:27,457 --> 00:27:30,391 Don't open that cabinet. Ever. 440 00:27:30,393 --> 00:27:33,160 Or I'll toss you out on your ear. 441 00:27:33,162 --> 00:27:34,227 You understand? 442 00:27:35,765 --> 00:27:37,398 This is pretty much the only thing 443 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,034 I'm serious about, so I need to hear you say it. 444 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:43,238 I understand. 445 00:28:02,525 --> 00:28:04,191 JONATHAN and FLORENCE Isaac! 446 00:28:04,193 --> 00:28:06,226 Isaac! 447 00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,262 - Isaac, don't do this! - Stop! 448 00:28:13,135 --> 00:28:14,635 Please! Isaac, don't do it! 449 00:28:14,637 --> 00:28:17,307 Isaac! 450 00:28:19,576 --> 00:28:21,274 Isaac, please! 451 00:28:29,552 --> 00:28:31,253 Isaac. 452 00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:40,293 The beginning... 453 00:28:40,295 --> 00:28:41,531 and the end. 454 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,098 The alpha 455 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,336 and the omega. 456 00:28:48,671 --> 00:28:50,538 Do you hear the ticking? 457 00:28:56,178 --> 00:28:59,179 Well, I have scoured the crawl space. 458 00:28:59,181 --> 00:29:01,415 I found a dead mouse, but... 459 00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:03,252 no clock. 460 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,187 You think reading that for the millionth time 461 00:29:07,189 --> 00:29:09,089 will turn up something new? 462 00:29:09,091 --> 00:29:10,525 No, not really. 463 00:29:10,527 --> 00:29:12,158 So... 464 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,194 you've told Lewis everything? 465 00:29:14,196 --> 00:29:16,096 Well, not everything. 466 00:29:16,098 --> 00:29:18,566 I think you should. 467 00:29:18,568 --> 00:29:21,435 Isaac may be dead, but he is still dangerous. 468 00:29:21,437 --> 00:29:23,571 - If Lewis knew the truth... - Well, we don't know the truth. 469 00:29:23,573 --> 00:29:25,306 We don't know where the clock is 470 00:29:25,308 --> 00:29:28,342 or what it does, except something horrible. 471 00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:31,111 No, we gotta do the responsible thing: 472 00:29:31,113 --> 00:29:32,448 lie to the kid. 473 00:29:49,499 --> 00:29:50,731 Hey, Lewis. 474 00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:52,333 Hmm? 475 00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:53,701 Why do you wear those goggles? 476 00:29:53,703 --> 00:29:56,537 Captain Midnight wears a pair just like these. 477 00:29:56,539 --> 00:29:58,171 You ever seen his show? 478 00:29:58,173 --> 00:29:59,373 He's indomitable. 479 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,207 He's what? 480 00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:02,343 "Indomitable. 481 00:30:02,345 --> 00:30:05,145 Adjective. Impossible to defeat." 482 00:30:05,147 --> 00:30:06,514 That's what they call him. 483 00:30:06,516 --> 00:30:08,484 The Indomitable Captain Midnight. 484 00:30:10,152 --> 00:30:12,285 I just think it might be easier for you if you... 485 00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:13,554 lost the goggles. 486 00:30:13,556 --> 00:30:16,924 Acted a little more... 487 00:30:16,926 --> 00:30:19,294 you know, normal. 488 00:30:20,496 --> 00:30:22,430 Oh. 489 00:30:22,432 --> 00:30:24,498 You think? 490 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:27,070 I'm just telling you as a friend. 491 00:30:29,171 --> 00:30:30,638 Right. 492 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,374 Friends. We're friends. 493 00:30:34,644 --> 00:30:36,242 Lewis! 494 00:30:38,348 --> 00:30:39,680 Lewis! 495 00:30:39,682 --> 00:30:41,649 Can't you see me? 496 00:30:41,651 --> 00:30:43,517 Over here! Right here! 497 00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:44,652 Lewis! 498 00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:46,654 It's your Uncle Johnny! 499 00:30:46,656 --> 00:30:48,254 I should go. 500 00:30:48,256 --> 00:30:49,757 Probably. 501 00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:51,525 Come on! Let's go! 502 00:30:51,527 --> 00:30:53,361 Get in. Where's your goggles? 503 00:30:53,363 --> 00:30:54,629 What are you doing here? 504 00:30:54,631 --> 00:30:56,964 Oh, we gotta get some supplies. 505 00:30:56,966 --> 00:30:58,566 Got a harvest moon tonight. 506 00:30:58,568 --> 00:31:00,601 - It's perfect. - Perfect for what? 507 00:31:00,603 --> 00:31:02,570 For your first big-time, serious spell. 508 00:31:02,572 --> 00:31:04,237 Should I punch it? 509 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:05,673 You won't believe what this thing can do. 510 00:31:05,675 --> 00:31:07,273 Can we just go, please? 511 00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:08,676 Well, doggone, that moon 512 00:31:08,678 --> 00:31:10,711 will be gone next week with the lunar eclipse coming. 513 00:31:10,713 --> 00:31:12,546 Till then, let's keep on rocking. 514 00:31:12,548 --> 00:31:15,650 "From Saturn to the sun, 515 00:31:15,652 --> 00:31:18,386 "from the base to noble one, 516 00:31:18,388 --> 00:31:20,554 "like the alchemist of old, 517 00:31:20,556 --> 00:31:24,625 turn this dross lead into gold!" 518 00:31:24,627 --> 00:31:26,694 Wow. 519 00:31:26,696 --> 00:31:28,696 That was really, 520 00:31:28,698 --> 00:31:30,466 really... 521 00:31:31,668 --> 00:31:33,266 ...terrible. 522 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,436 I mean, just awful. 523 00:31:35,438 --> 00:31:36,437 Hey. 524 00:31:36,439 --> 00:31:38,572 You're reading it like it's a Buick manual. 525 00:31:38,574 --> 00:31:41,342 It's not what you say, Lewis. 526 00:31:41,344 --> 00:31:43,444 It's how you say it. 527 00:31:43,446 --> 00:31:47,280 You're the only you in the whole universe. 528 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,816 That makes your style of magic 529 00:31:48,818 --> 00:31:50,751 just crazy unique. 530 00:31:50,753 --> 00:31:53,286 One in a hundred million kajillion. 531 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,288 So I can give you the right books, 532 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:58,025 teach you the right spells, but that last one percent... 533 00:31:58,027 --> 00:31:59,395 that's up to you. 534 00:32:00,463 --> 00:32:02,463 So... 535 00:32:02,465 --> 00:32:05,666 how do I find my magic style or whatever it is? 536 00:32:05,668 --> 00:32:07,702 It's in there somewhere. 537 00:32:07,704 --> 00:32:10,473 You just have to quiet down and listen. 538 00:32:13,710 --> 00:32:16,510 Now it looks like you're pooping. 539 00:32:16,512 --> 00:32:17,778 Well, I don't know! 540 00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:19,480 This all feels weird. 541 00:32:19,482 --> 00:32:21,382 What's wrong with weird? 542 00:32:21,384 --> 00:32:23,317 Weird's like the nuts in my cookies. 543 00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:25,753 It's the nuts that make things interesting. 544 00:32:25,755 --> 00:32:29,056 Let me show you what a little weird can do. 545 00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:42,503 Be a dear. 546 00:32:42,505 --> 00:32:44,772 Fetch a knife and stab me in the ears. 547 00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:46,801 Well, for a boy who loves words, 548 00:33:46,803 --> 00:33:49,837 you're sure at a loss for them. 549 00:33:49,839 --> 00:33:51,872 Uncle Jonathan? 550 00:33:51,874 --> 00:33:55,444 You're way more than just a parlor magician. 551 00:33:57,547 --> 00:33:59,446 Have a look around. 552 00:34:44,861 --> 00:34:46,026 Finally. 553 00:34:46,028 --> 00:34:47,628 A smile. 554 00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:50,499 I was starting to think you were incapable. 555 00:34:54,904 --> 00:34:56,470 Bad kitty! 556 00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:57,738 You use the litter box! 557 00:34:59,508 --> 00:35:02,042 All right. I'm going to bed. 558 00:35:02,044 --> 00:35:05,546 You're welcome to stay up as long as you like, of course. 559 00:35:05,548 --> 00:35:06,614 Uncle Jonathan? 560 00:35:06,616 --> 00:35:08,515 - Hmm? - Tonight, 561 00:35:08,517 --> 00:35:09,917 that was the most splendor... 562 00:35:09,919 --> 00:35:11,619 s-splendortas... 563 00:35:11,621 --> 00:35:14,655 splendorific... 564 00:35:14,657 --> 00:35:16,993 I don't know the word yet, but thank you. 565 00:35:19,862 --> 00:35:22,897 I just wish that I met you a long time ago. 566 00:35:22,899 --> 00:35:24,932 Yeah. Me, too. 567 00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:26,767 Good night. 568 00:35:26,769 --> 00:35:28,671 Why didn't I? 569 00:35:29,972 --> 00:35:31,906 How come you left home? 570 00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:35,542 Well... 571 00:35:35,544 --> 00:35:39,079 truth is, my father... your grandpa... 572 00:35:39,081 --> 00:35:40,915 didn't like magic. 573 00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:43,617 And he sure didn't like me messing around with it. 574 00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:47,821 We fought about it, and we fought some more 575 00:35:47,823 --> 00:35:49,990 until finally I just... 576 00:35:49,992 --> 00:35:51,527 took off. 577 00:35:53,095 --> 00:35:55,631 I was the black swan of the family. 578 00:35:57,033 --> 00:35:59,700 It's "black sheep." 579 00:35:59,702 --> 00:36:03,671 Mmm... pretty sure it's "swan." 580 00:36:03,673 --> 00:36:07,576 Is that why you didn't go to Mom and Dad's funeral? 581 00:36:11,013 --> 00:36:13,749 I don't really think she would have wanted me there. 582 00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:17,718 I don't know. 583 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,788 She missed you. 584 00:36:20,022 --> 00:36:21,924 She talked about you all the time. 585 00:36:26,862 --> 00:36:28,798 Uh, good night. 586 00:36:33,035 --> 00:36:34,804 Uncle Jonathan? 587 00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,671 I think... 588 00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:40,676 I think that I might be a black swan, too. 589 00:36:43,012 --> 00:36:45,881 Well, then I guess we're a flock of swans. 590 00:36:46,983 --> 00:36:48,582 A bevy. 591 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:50,117 It's called "a bevy of swans." 592 00:36:50,119 --> 00:36:52,019 Right. 593 00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:29,089 Whoa! 594 00:37:29,091 --> 00:37:31,125 Guys! Guys! I'm floating. 595 00:37:31,127 --> 00:37:33,060 - Oh, uh, uh... - I don't know. 596 00:37:33,062 --> 00:37:34,695 Levitaius dominungus! 597 00:37:34,697 --> 00:37:36,163 - Uh, um... No, just... - Put me... Chair! 598 00:37:36,165 --> 00:37:38,198 - No, I... - Chair! Guys! 599 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,667 Uh, uh... 600 00:37:40,669 --> 00:37:42,803 - No, no, that's not right. - Fiddlesticks. 601 00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:44,204 Just get the... 602 00:37:44,206 --> 00:37:45,873 Um, just one... just... 603 00:37:51,814 --> 00:37:53,847 Seriously, are you almost done? 604 00:37:53,849 --> 00:37:55,383 Please hurry up! 605 00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:57,718 Water to the face at a very high-speed pace. 606 00:38:03,092 --> 00:38:05,225 Shut up. Shut up. Stop laughing. 607 00:38:05,227 --> 00:38:06,760 It's not funny. 608 00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:14,134 You can control the energy 609 00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:16,937 if you focus and channel it. 610 00:38:16,939 --> 00:38:19,173 - Won't it kill me? - Not if you focus. 611 00:38:19,175 --> 00:38:21,241 Then you are the conductor. Watch. 612 00:38:25,415 --> 00:38:26,914 Show me what you got. 613 00:38:32,822 --> 00:38:34,121 Oh! Chair! 614 00:38:34,123 --> 00:38:36,023 Sorry, chair! 615 00:38:36,025 --> 00:38:38,725 Ooh. 616 00:38:38,727 --> 00:38:39,960 Not bad. 617 00:38:49,839 --> 00:38:51,105 Oh. 618 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:26,740 Three gongs, Florence. 619 00:39:26,742 --> 00:39:28,809 Last time, it was four; now it's three. 620 00:39:28,811 --> 00:39:31,011 What happens when it gets down to one? 621 00:39:31,013 --> 00:39:32,779 We'll hide in the basement, like sensible people. 622 00:39:32,781 --> 00:39:34,482 Okay, this is no time for jokes. 623 00:39:34,484 --> 00:39:36,850 Things have changed. 624 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:38,051 I know. 625 00:39:38,053 --> 00:39:41,889 Lewis. 626 00:39:41,891 --> 00:39:43,924 What happens if he's here when it goes off? 627 00:39:43,926 --> 00:39:47,227 He won't be, because we are going to find it. 628 00:39:47,229 --> 00:39:50,130 We just have to hold it together. 629 00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:52,801 Okay. 630 00:39:57,072 --> 00:39:58,941 Sorry. 631 00:40:00,109 --> 00:40:01,944 Let me get some butter. 632 00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:19,295 Plaid button-down, please. 633 00:40:25,234 --> 00:40:27,234 And will the Indomitable 634 00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:28,802 Captain Midnight 635 00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:30,837 defeat the dastardly Comrade Ivan? 636 00:40:30,839 --> 00:40:32,741 Maybe later, okay? 637 00:40:34,944 --> 00:40:37,911 Come on, I'm gonna be late! 638 00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:39,347 - See ya. - Toodles. 639 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,248 I'm getting out of here. 640 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,183 No, stop! Stop! You ain't going anywhere. 641 00:40:43,185 --> 00:40:45,252 I foolishly walked into a trap. 642 00:40:45,254 --> 00:40:46,787 Why, you double-crossing hound. 643 00:40:46,789 --> 00:40:47,888 Stay. 644 00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:50,057 I'll have your life for this! 645 00:40:56,899 --> 00:40:58,867 Yes! 646 00:41:00,869 --> 00:41:02,403 Chair! 647 00:41:02,405 --> 00:41:04,171 And the winner of the 648 00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:06,273 fourth grade class president election is... 649 00:41:06,275 --> 00:41:08,141 - Tarby Corrigan! - Yeah! 650 00:41:11,581 --> 00:41:13,080 Thank you. 651 00:41:14,417 --> 00:41:16,149 Tarby. Excuse me. 652 00:41:16,151 --> 00:41:18,051 Tarby. Congratulations, Tarby. 653 00:41:18,053 --> 00:41:20,020 - Thanks, Lewis. - If you want, 654 00:41:20,022 --> 00:41:22,022 I can bring some cookies tomorrow to celebrate. 655 00:41:22,024 --> 00:41:23,358 Yeah, Tarby. Go have a cookie picnic 656 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,025 here with the little runt. 657 00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:26,860 Woody. 658 00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:28,161 Just... 659 00:41:28,163 --> 00:41:29,898 I'll catch up later. 660 00:41:31,601 --> 00:41:33,401 Hey, you got your cast off. 661 00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,935 Do you want to go hit some balls? 662 00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:36,304 Sorry. 663 00:41:36,306 --> 00:41:38,038 The boys and me... 664 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,906 we're gonna explore Wilder Creek. 665 00:41:39,908 --> 00:41:42,109 Maybe another time. 666 00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:44,213 I've got something way better than that. 667 00:41:46,148 --> 00:41:47,848 Oh, yeah? 668 00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:49,016 My house. 669 00:41:49,018 --> 00:41:50,351 Everyone's wrong, you know. 670 00:41:50,353 --> 00:41:52,152 It's not haunted. 671 00:41:52,154 --> 00:41:53,889 It's magic. 672 00:41:56,892 --> 00:41:58,060 Magic? 673 00:41:59,028 --> 00:42:00,927 Magic's not real. 674 00:42:00,929 --> 00:42:02,195 It is real. 675 00:42:02,197 --> 00:42:04,131 My uncle... 676 00:42:04,133 --> 00:42:05,265 he's a warlock. 677 00:42:05,267 --> 00:42:06,900 That's a boy witch. And... 678 00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:09,404 I could teach you spells to throw a curveball 679 00:42:09,406 --> 00:42:11,938 or-or hit a home run 680 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:14,908 or throw a touchdown every single time. 681 00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,311 Cross my heart. 682 00:42:16,313 --> 00:42:18,348 You can see for yourself. 683 00:42:55,984 --> 00:42:59,188 So, where is it already, you evil old coot? 684 00:43:08,163 --> 00:43:10,065 The arm. 685 00:43:42,399 --> 00:43:44,299 Blasted pigeons. 686 00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:36,417 Got you. 687 00:44:36,419 --> 00:44:38,419 I'll find you that curveball spell. 688 00:44:38,421 --> 00:44:40,356 Just give me a sec. 689 00:44:43,025 --> 00:44:44,226 Whoa. What's in there? 690 00:44:45,395 --> 00:44:47,062 Oh, I... 691 00:44:48,197 --> 00:44:50,096 We're not allowed to open it. 692 00:44:50,098 --> 00:44:52,232 Oh, yeah? Why not? 693 00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:54,502 I don't know, but it's my uncle's only rule. 694 00:44:54,504 --> 00:44:56,539 Besides, it's locked. 695 00:45:00,108 --> 00:45:02,378 No... it's not. 696 00:45:07,249 --> 00:45:09,284 Tarby, I mean it. We can't. 697 00:45:11,387 --> 00:45:14,388 Don't be such a scaredy-cat. 698 00:45:14,390 --> 00:45:17,625 Maybe it's the spell you're looking for. 699 00:45:17,627 --> 00:45:19,261 No! 700 00:45:37,447 --> 00:45:39,145 What's... 701 00:45:39,147 --> 00:45:40,548 necromancy? 702 00:45:40,550 --> 00:45:43,083 "Noun. The practice of communicating with the dead 703 00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:44,452 or raising them to life." 704 00:45:44,454 --> 00:45:46,420 Put it back. 705 00:45:46,422 --> 00:45:48,121 Raising the dead? 706 00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:49,557 Now, that would be a trick. 707 00:45:56,466 --> 00:45:59,165 - Put it back! We have to put it back right now! - Stop. 708 00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:03,236 Fine. 709 00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:04,505 None of it's real anyways. 710 00:46:04,507 --> 00:46:06,139 It's all just weird. 711 00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:07,443 You're just weird. 712 00:46:16,218 --> 00:46:17,552 Was that the Corrigan boy? 713 00:46:17,554 --> 00:46:19,353 He was just leaving. 714 00:46:19,355 --> 00:46:20,588 What were you two doing? 715 00:46:20,590 --> 00:46:22,188 Nothing. 716 00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:23,658 Uncle Jonathan, do you want to 717 00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:25,326 - play ball with me? - I can't right now. 718 00:46:25,328 --> 00:46:28,194 There's something I need to look into. 719 00:46:28,196 --> 00:46:29,597 - Later, okay? - Okay. 720 00:46:36,339 --> 00:46:38,204 Isaac hid the room with a hex 721 00:46:38,206 --> 00:46:39,440 so no one would find these, 722 00:46:39,442 --> 00:46:41,409 but I can't make heads or tails of this. 723 00:46:41,411 --> 00:46:43,578 I know about every magic language there is... 724 00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:46,347 the Alberti cipher, the Enochian glyphs... 725 00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:48,148 but this... 726 00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:49,750 Really? 727 00:46:49,752 --> 00:46:51,452 Well, at least I lived to see 728 00:46:51,454 --> 00:46:52,720 the purple pachyderm get stumped. 729 00:46:52,722 --> 00:46:54,355 I don't know how much longer 730 00:46:54,357 --> 00:46:56,357 any of us will be living, weird beard. 731 00:46:56,359 --> 00:46:57,658 - Cranky old crone. - Mush brush. 732 00:46:57,660 --> 00:46:59,594 - Hag face. - Oh, go braid your back hair. 733 00:46:59,596 --> 00:47:01,929 I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one. 734 00:47:01,931 --> 00:47:03,764 Okay, okay. 735 00:47:03,766 --> 00:47:06,201 You old yeti. Now, look. 736 00:47:09,505 --> 00:47:11,472 What does this mean to you? 737 00:47:11,474 --> 00:47:12,940 The omega. 738 00:47:12,942 --> 00:47:15,376 Isaac talked about it when he died. 739 00:47:15,378 --> 00:47:18,211 The last letter of the Greek alphabet. 740 00:47:18,213 --> 00:47:21,384 And in early Christianity? 741 00:47:23,285 --> 00:47:25,521 It means Judgment Day. 742 00:47:39,369 --> 00:47:41,269 You all right, kiddo? 743 00:47:42,505 --> 00:47:44,172 I'm okay. 744 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,143 You always were a lousy liar. 745 00:47:53,349 --> 00:47:55,983 You're lonely, huh? 746 00:47:55,985 --> 00:48:00,521 I just wish Jonathan wasn't so busy. 747 00:48:00,523 --> 00:48:02,492 I wish he could spend more time with you. 748 00:48:04,427 --> 00:48:06,496 It's okay. 749 00:48:08,296 --> 00:48:09,563 What about Tarby? 750 00:48:09,565 --> 00:48:11,432 Tarby hates me. 751 00:48:11,434 --> 00:48:13,834 Oh, you can fix that. 752 00:48:13,836 --> 00:48:15,670 Easy. 753 00:48:15,672 --> 00:48:17,571 Just show him some real magic. 754 00:48:17,573 --> 00:48:19,473 I can't do any real magic. 755 00:48:19,475 --> 00:48:20,775 Yes, you can. 756 00:48:20,777 --> 00:48:22,777 With the book, silly. 757 00:48:22,779 --> 00:48:25,680 The one I told you to find. 758 00:48:25,682 --> 00:48:28,382 Well, you found it, didn't you? 759 00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:29,650 Book? 760 00:48:29,652 --> 00:48:31,719 You mean the necromancy book in the library? 761 00:48:31,721 --> 00:48:34,422 Uncle Jonathan told me never to even touch it. 762 00:48:34,424 --> 00:48:36,457 Oh, he won't mind. 763 00:48:36,459 --> 00:48:38,594 He's too busy anyways. 764 00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:41,796 Take the book. 765 00:48:41,798 --> 00:48:44,565 Show Tarby a real trick. 766 00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:47,568 He's gonna be your friend again. 767 00:48:47,570 --> 00:48:49,570 I know it. 768 00:48:55,277 --> 00:48:57,277 Tarby's a jerk, you know. 769 00:48:57,279 --> 00:48:58,746 He runs for president every year, 770 00:48:58,748 --> 00:49:02,383 and he's always nice until the election. 771 00:49:02,385 --> 00:49:03,818 - After that... - Hey! Over here! 772 00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:07,354 ...he goes back to being him. 773 00:49:07,356 --> 00:49:09,356 You don't need him. 774 00:49:09,358 --> 00:49:11,692 We could go look for spiders. 775 00:49:11,694 --> 00:49:13,694 If you want. 776 00:49:15,598 --> 00:49:17,767 Just leave me alone, okay? 777 00:49:24,607 --> 00:49:26,375 Tarby! 778 00:49:28,811 --> 00:49:31,445 Okay. You want to see some real magic? 779 00:49:31,447 --> 00:49:32,646 I'll show you. 780 00:49:32,648 --> 00:49:33,781 Yeah? 781 00:49:33,783 --> 00:49:36,717 You gonna saw a lady in half? 782 00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,853 I'm gonna raise the dead. 783 00:49:38,855 --> 00:49:40,421 You're a liar. 784 00:49:40,423 --> 00:49:41,655 No one can raise the dead. 785 00:49:41,657 --> 00:49:42,890 Watch me. 786 00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:44,792 Unless... 787 00:49:44,794 --> 00:49:46,460 unless you're scared. 788 00:49:47,930 --> 00:49:49,597 You need a babysitter? 789 00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:51,532 Fine, but this whole thing 790 00:49:51,534 --> 00:49:53,803 is just gonna be a big waste of time. 791 00:49:55,404 --> 00:49:56,937 When? 792 00:50:26,569 --> 00:50:28,736 Tarby! 793 00:50:28,738 --> 00:50:30,673 Tarby? 794 00:50:46,589 --> 00:50:47,888 Boo! 795 00:50:49,158 --> 00:50:51,826 Tarby, that's not funny. 796 00:50:51,828 --> 00:50:53,729 It is from here. 797 00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:57,667 Well, come on, smart guy. 798 00:51:00,636 --> 00:51:03,504 Who are we gonna wake up? 799 00:51:03,506 --> 00:51:05,573 How about this one? 800 00:51:05,575 --> 00:51:07,474 The lamb means that it's a kid's grave, 801 00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:10,411 and I don't want to raise up a kid. 802 00:51:10,413 --> 00:51:12,782 It's creepy that you know that. 803 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,456 This way, I think. 804 00:51:23,726 --> 00:51:25,659 Nice trick with the book, Lewis. 805 00:51:25,661 --> 00:51:27,962 - I know that's you. - No, it's not. 806 00:51:29,932 --> 00:51:31,832 Is that it? 807 00:51:31,834 --> 00:51:33,701 Yeah. 808 00:51:33,703 --> 00:51:35,471 I think so. 809 00:51:36,906 --> 00:51:38,708 Come on. 810 00:52:12,074 --> 00:52:14,241 Okay. 811 00:52:17,947 --> 00:52:21,815 "For thou who sleeps in stone and clay, 812 00:52:21,817 --> 00:52:24,919 "heed this call... rise up and obey. 813 00:52:24,921 --> 00:52:27,554 "Trek on through the mortal door. 814 00:52:27,556 --> 00:52:30,891 Assemble flesh and walk once more." 815 00:52:34,630 --> 00:52:36,964 So, what now? 816 00:52:36,966 --> 00:52:38,699 That's it. 817 00:52:38,701 --> 00:52:40,634 That's all it says. 818 00:52:41,637 --> 00:52:43,570 See, I told you all this was... 819 00:52:51,747 --> 00:52:52,848 Tarby? 820 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:55,751 Tarby! 821 00:54:08,057 --> 00:54:10,526 Could you put those back, please? 822 00:54:14,797 --> 00:54:16,663 He's coming home! 823 00:54:16,665 --> 00:54:19,033 - He's free. - He's back! 824 00:54:19,035 --> 00:54:21,802 He's awake. 825 00:54:21,804 --> 00:54:23,737 He's coming home! 826 00:54:26,108 --> 00:54:28,042 Coming home! 827 00:54:28,044 --> 00:54:29,710 - He's coming home. - He's awake. 828 00:54:29,712 --> 00:54:31,078 Coming home. He's coming home. 829 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,113 - He's coming home. - Coming home. 830 00:54:33,115 --> 00:54:34,915 - He's back! - He's coming home. 831 00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:37,684 - He's awake. - He's back! 832 00:54:37,686 --> 00:54:40,854 He's coming home. He's coming home. 833 00:54:43,092 --> 00:54:45,127 That's not creepy. 834 00:54:58,240 --> 00:54:59,973 Who'd be crazy enough 835 00:54:59,975 --> 00:55:01,775 to bring Isaac Izard back? 836 00:55:01,777 --> 00:55:03,644 Someone suicidal. 837 00:55:07,016 --> 00:55:08,682 The house knows he's back. 838 00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:10,117 Can you feel that? 839 00:55:10,119 --> 00:55:12,119 Like a dog with rabies. 840 00:55:12,121 --> 00:55:14,688 Knows his master's coming home. 841 00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:16,924 I'm gonna need your help on this one, Florence. 842 00:55:16,926 --> 00:55:18,092 My magic won't be enough. 843 00:55:18,094 --> 00:55:19,760 I'm barely qualified as it is. 844 00:55:19,762 --> 00:55:22,062 I can't. I'll-I'll just mess it up. 845 00:55:22,064 --> 00:55:24,098 - I can't do this alone. - Well, you won't have to. 846 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,732 - Lewis. - What about Lewis? 847 00:55:25,734 --> 00:55:27,101 He's stronger than you know. 848 00:55:27,103 --> 00:55:29,269 And one and a half warlocks is better than nothing. 849 00:55:29,271 --> 00:55:31,805 - Just tell him the truth. - No! He's just a boy. 850 00:55:31,807 --> 00:55:33,140 You're the smartest witch I've ever known. 851 00:55:33,142 --> 00:55:34,942 You can cast spells I can't even pronounce. 852 00:55:34,944 --> 00:55:36,645 I said I can't. 853 00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:42,618 I can't. 854 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,019 I'm sorry. 855 00:55:46,021 --> 00:55:47,688 Look... 856 00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:48,989 Isaac is coming back, 857 00:55:48,991 --> 00:55:50,893 and we can't let him get inside. 858 00:55:52,228 --> 00:55:54,027 Well... 859 00:55:54,029 --> 00:55:57,264 if your magic is off-limits, then what's the plan? 860 00:55:57,266 --> 00:56:00,069 I can still swing a hammer. 861 00:56:16,785 --> 00:56:19,253 These are crazy people, Marmalade. 862 00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:20,923 Crazy people. 863 00:56:23,259 --> 00:56:25,292 Do you think these are enough to keep Isaac out? 864 00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:27,294 Oh, yes. 865 00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:28,896 Maybe. 866 00:56:28,898 --> 00:56:30,666 I'm gonna get some more. 867 00:56:51,187 --> 00:56:52,953 Uncle Jonathan? 868 00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:54,888 Don't come up! I'm, uh... 869 00:56:54,890 --> 00:56:56,959 I'm coming down. 870 00:57:02,532 --> 00:57:03,931 Listen. 871 00:57:03,933 --> 00:57:05,366 I-I need to talk to you. 872 00:57:05,368 --> 00:57:07,100 Not a great time, Lewis. 873 00:57:07,102 --> 00:57:09,136 I'm working on a heavy-duty spell. 874 00:57:09,138 --> 00:57:10,938 I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's 875 00:57:10,940 --> 00:57:12,373 - for a few days. - Come on. 876 00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:14,841 I see the horseshoes. I know something's wrong. 877 00:57:14,843 --> 00:57:16,243 What are you talking about? There... Everything's fine. 878 00:57:16,245 --> 00:57:17,545 No, it's not. 879 00:57:17,547 --> 00:57:19,179 You're right, Lewis. 880 00:57:19,181 --> 00:57:21,148 Something is wrong. 881 00:57:21,150 --> 00:57:23,016 - Something is very wrong. - Florence. 882 00:57:23,018 --> 00:57:25,152 He's got eyes, Jonathan. 883 00:57:25,154 --> 00:57:27,287 It's our friend, Isaac Izard. 884 00:57:27,289 --> 00:57:29,022 Except he's not our friend. 885 00:57:29,024 --> 00:57:30,791 He's very wicked, very powerful, 886 00:57:30,793 --> 00:57:33,361 and I'm afraid he's back from the great beyond. 887 00:57:33,363 --> 00:57:36,063 Yeah, uh, that's what I wanted to talk... 888 00:57:36,065 --> 00:57:38,799 And when we find out who's raised him from the dead, 889 00:57:38,801 --> 00:57:41,969 they are going to be sorry... very sorry. 890 00:57:41,971 --> 00:57:43,404 Oh. Mmm. 891 00:57:43,406 --> 00:57:45,872 Yeah, they... they sure will. 892 00:57:45,874 --> 00:57:47,140 Look. 893 00:57:47,142 --> 00:57:49,009 The truth is, 894 00:57:49,011 --> 00:57:50,877 it's not safe for you here. 895 00:57:50,879 --> 00:57:52,112 At least not now. 896 00:57:52,114 --> 00:57:55,215 So go next door with Florence, okay? 897 00:57:55,217 --> 00:57:57,851 Everything's gonna be fine. 898 00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:15,269 Come on. 899 00:58:15,271 --> 00:58:16,437 Mrs. Zimmerman? 900 00:58:16,439 --> 00:58:18,905 Uh, I'm sorry, dear? 901 00:58:18,907 --> 00:58:20,308 What are you doing? 902 00:58:20,310 --> 00:58:23,143 I'm just trying... 903 00:58:26,915 --> 00:58:28,284 Nothing. 904 00:58:34,324 --> 00:58:35,924 Wait. 905 00:58:37,327 --> 00:58:39,893 Isaac and Uncle Jonathan used to perform together? 906 00:58:39,895 --> 00:58:42,365 They did everything together. 907 00:58:43,966 --> 00:58:45,932 They were best friends. 908 00:58:45,934 --> 00:58:46,969 They were? 909 00:58:48,103 --> 00:58:50,039 Once. 910 00:58:55,312 --> 00:58:58,145 Isaac was an orphan, 911 00:58:58,147 --> 00:59:00,881 and Jonathan a runaway. 912 00:59:00,883 --> 00:59:03,917 Neither of them had family. 913 00:59:03,919 --> 00:59:06,356 All they had was magic. 914 00:59:09,492 --> 00:59:11,426 And each other. 915 00:59:11,428 --> 00:59:15,095 Then Isaac went away to war. 916 00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:17,998 He was fighting in Germany, when he went M.I.A. 917 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,667 Months passed. 918 00:59:19,669 --> 00:59:22,838 Then, suddenly, Isaac came back home. 919 00:59:23,972 --> 00:59:26,376 But it wasn't the same Isaac. 920 00:59:28,243 --> 00:59:30,977 He was different. 921 00:59:30,979 --> 00:59:33,046 And angry. 922 00:59:33,048 --> 00:59:37,117 And more powerful than any warlock had the right to be. 923 00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:38,388 How? 924 00:59:39,489 --> 00:59:41,422 What happened to him? 925 00:59:41,424 --> 00:59:43,290 We don't know. 926 00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:47,528 All he said was he was lost in the Black Forest. 927 00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:51,231 Now, that is a very old place 928 00:59:51,233 --> 00:59:53,501 with very old magic. 929 00:59:53,503 --> 00:59:56,169 It's where the Brothers Grimm wrote their histories. 930 00:59:56,171 --> 00:59:57,474 You mean their fairy tales. 931 00:59:59,409 --> 01:00:02,175 Now, we think that Isaac 932 01:00:02,177 --> 01:00:04,512 met a dark warlock in those woods, 933 01:00:04,514 --> 01:00:07,013 a teacher who gave him 934 01:00:07,015 --> 01:00:10,150 some terrifying, forbidden books. 935 01:00:10,152 --> 01:00:12,487 One of which is so dangerous 936 01:00:12,489 --> 01:00:16,156 that your uncle keeps it locked up in his cabinet. 937 01:00:16,158 --> 01:00:20,395 Then Isaac abandoned poor Jonathan. 938 01:00:20,397 --> 01:00:21,729 No explanation. 939 01:00:21,731 --> 01:00:25,232 And he found himself a witch, Selena. 940 01:00:25,234 --> 01:00:28,569 So spiteful and mean, he married her. 941 01:00:28,571 --> 01:00:31,140 And they locked themselves away in the house. 942 01:00:32,308 --> 01:00:34,742 Until one night last year... 943 01:00:34,744 --> 01:00:37,545 Isaac performed a blood magic ritual 944 01:00:37,547 --> 01:00:39,246 that killed him. 945 01:00:39,248 --> 01:00:40,548 What was the ritual for? 946 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:43,049 To make a key. 947 01:00:43,051 --> 01:00:45,051 A clock key. 948 01:00:45,053 --> 01:00:46,456 Of human bone. 949 01:00:47,557 --> 01:00:50,360 We think his wife's bones. 950 01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:55,297 We think Isaac killed Selena to make it. 951 01:00:59,134 --> 01:01:01,602 Uncle Jonathan said that you were a really good witch... 952 01:01:01,604 --> 01:01:03,604 even better than him. 953 01:01:03,606 --> 01:01:05,475 I was. 954 01:01:06,576 --> 01:01:08,210 Once. 955 01:01:10,313 --> 01:01:12,547 My magic was the toast of Paris. 956 01:01:12,549 --> 01:01:16,016 You should have seen me before the war. 957 01:01:16,018 --> 01:01:18,218 I melted Salvador Dalí's watch one time, 958 01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:19,489 right off his wrist. 959 01:01:21,123 --> 01:01:22,459 Then why can't you help us? 960 01:01:29,164 --> 01:01:32,368 You know how magic comes from the inside? 961 01:01:33,470 --> 01:01:35,135 Well... 962 01:01:35,137 --> 01:01:37,638 I got hurt one time. 963 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,640 Pretty badly. 964 01:01:39,642 --> 01:01:43,511 And even though my outsides got better, 965 01:01:43,513 --> 01:01:46,614 my insides never did. 966 01:01:46,616 --> 01:01:51,652 And so now, every time I try to work any real magic, 967 01:01:51,654 --> 01:01:54,555 it just comes out... 968 01:01:54,557 --> 01:01:56,426 broken. 969 01:01:59,662 --> 01:02:01,562 Now... 970 01:02:03,232 --> 01:02:06,467 There's very few problems in the world 971 01:02:06,469 --> 01:02:08,669 that can't at least be helped 972 01:02:08,671 --> 01:02:12,040 by a good chocolate chip cookie. 973 01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:20,314 Tarby. Tarby! 974 01:02:20,316 --> 01:02:22,115 Not now, Lewis. I'm late for gym. 975 01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:23,684 - No, now. We gotta talk now. - What? 976 01:02:23,686 --> 01:02:25,419 - Let go! - Where do you think you're going, huh? 977 01:02:25,421 --> 01:02:27,622 The other night, what we did in the cemetery, 978 01:02:27,624 --> 01:02:29,323 we did something awful. 979 01:02:29,325 --> 01:02:31,459 My uncle's in trouble. We all are, and... 980 01:02:31,461 --> 01:02:32,493 See, see, there's this clock. 981 01:02:32,495 --> 01:02:35,630 Lewis, just stop. 982 01:02:35,632 --> 01:02:37,665 Nothing happened in that cemetery. 983 01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:39,165 Look, I get it... you're scared. 984 01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:40,301 I am, too. We're... 985 01:02:40,303 --> 01:02:42,168 Woody! 986 01:02:43,439 --> 01:02:45,406 - Let's get out of here! - Let's go! 987 01:02:49,211 --> 01:02:50,578 - Good morning, Miss Fisher. - Woody. 988 01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,245 I'm not scared. 989 01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,214 And if you tell anyone I was there, 990 01:02:54,216 --> 01:02:56,184 I'll break both your arms. 991 01:03:01,457 --> 01:03:03,256 You're just a weirdo. 992 01:03:15,137 --> 01:03:16,539 "Indomitable." 993 01:03:37,427 --> 01:03:39,225 Uncle Jonathan? 994 01:03:39,227 --> 01:03:41,196 You in here? 995 01:03:54,377 --> 01:03:55,578 No way. 996 01:04:20,803 --> 01:04:23,269 Help me! Help, please! 997 01:04:23,271 --> 01:04:25,573 Help! Uncle Jonathan! 998 01:04:25,575 --> 01:04:27,408 Uncle Jonathan! Help! 999 01:04:27,410 --> 01:04:29,977 Help me, please! 1000 01:04:31,681 --> 01:04:33,583 Get those papers! 1001 01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:39,587 Get, get, get. Get! 1002 01:04:39,589 --> 01:04:41,522 Are you all right? 1003 01:04:41,524 --> 01:04:42,690 What are you doing here? 1004 01:04:42,692 --> 01:04:45,326 I told you it's not safe. 1005 01:04:45,328 --> 01:04:47,162 I was being indomitable. 1006 01:04:48,564 --> 01:04:50,665 I suppose you were, weren't you? 1007 01:04:50,667 --> 01:04:52,299 You can't do this alone. 1008 01:04:52,301 --> 01:04:53,534 You need help, 1009 01:04:53,536 --> 01:04:55,268 - and I can help you. - No, you can't. 1010 01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:57,774 Actually, I can, 'cause I know how to read this. 1011 01:05:00,343 --> 01:05:03,276 But I'm gonna need some Ovaltine. 1012 01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:04,578 Wait, I-I don't understand. 1013 01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:06,380 - You've seen this code before? - Yes. 1014 01:05:06,382 --> 01:05:08,281 Comrade Ivan uses one just like it 1015 01:05:08,283 --> 01:05:09,717 to send commands to his Red Brigade. 1016 01:05:09,719 --> 01:05:12,319 - Comrade who? - Comrade Ivan from the TV show. 1017 01:05:12,321 --> 01:05:15,589 But Captain Midnight always stops him and decodes it... 1018 01:05:15,591 --> 01:05:17,758 with, uh... 1019 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,262 this, the Captain Midnight Secret Decoder Pin. 1020 01:05:21,330 --> 01:05:22,730 I don't believe it. 1021 01:05:22,732 --> 01:05:24,398 I don't believe it. 1022 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,669 Three Ovaltine shakes, please. 1023 01:05:36,746 --> 01:05:38,813 "With this clock, Selena and I 1024 01:05:38,815 --> 01:05:41,317 shall wipe this filthy world clean." 1025 01:05:43,553 --> 01:05:45,722 It's a doomsday clock. 1026 01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:50,357 In a way, it destroys everything, 1027 01:05:50,359 --> 01:05:52,626 but not by ending the world, but sending it back 1028 01:05:52,628 --> 01:05:54,294 to the beginning. 1029 01:05:54,296 --> 01:05:55,863 If the planet is one giant clock, 1030 01:05:55,865 --> 01:05:57,631 then this damn thing is the winder. 1031 01:05:58,801 --> 01:06:00,501 He's winding it back 1032 01:06:00,503 --> 01:06:01,435 to the very beginning of time! 1033 01:06:01,437 --> 01:06:02,903 So everything goes 1034 01:06:02,905 --> 01:06:04,638 in reverse... we grow younger and younger 1035 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,674 until we vanish, until there's no one left. 1036 01:06:08,478 --> 01:06:11,812 I knew Isaac was strong, but this goes beyond anything 1037 01:06:11,814 --> 01:06:14,515 I ever thought he was capable of. 1038 01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:15,651 When's it happen? 1039 01:06:16,753 --> 01:06:19,920 "When night's at its blackest." 1040 01:06:19,922 --> 01:06:22,590 The total lunar eclipse... tonight. 1041 01:06:22,592 --> 01:06:24,925 All those moons painted in my bedroom... 1042 01:06:24,927 --> 01:06:26,460 what if Isaac was studying them 1043 01:06:26,462 --> 01:06:27,928 and waiting for the right moment? 1044 01:06:27,930 --> 01:06:29,766 That's what the gongs are counting down to. 1045 01:06:39,509 --> 01:06:41,711 We'll take the gumballs, too. 1046 01:06:50,620 --> 01:06:52,686 Isaac's been here. 1047 01:06:54,557 --> 01:06:56,690 Isaac pulled all the horseshoes off? 1048 01:06:56,692 --> 01:06:58,926 Burned 'em off, one by one. 1049 01:06:58,928 --> 01:07:01,695 Like ants with a magnifying glass. 1050 01:07:01,697 --> 01:07:03,964 Ooh, just how powerful is he now? 1051 01:07:03,966 --> 01:07:05,866 Death's been good to him. 1052 01:07:05,868 --> 01:07:07,403 Wait here. 1053 01:07:20,449 --> 01:07:22,683 Chair! It's okay, it's okay. 1054 01:07:22,685 --> 01:07:24,985 I'm here. I'm here to help. 1055 01:07:24,987 --> 01:07:27,454 It's okay. 1056 01:07:27,456 --> 01:07:28,722 You're okay. 1057 01:07:28,724 --> 01:07:31,725 He's torn the place to pieces. 1058 01:07:31,727 --> 01:07:34,528 He must have been looking for something. 1059 01:07:34,530 --> 01:07:36,632 And I think I know what. 1060 01:07:38,734 --> 01:07:40,634 Well, what are we waiting for? 1061 01:07:40,636 --> 01:07:41,904 Let's get rid of it. 1062 01:07:46,943 --> 01:07:49,610 Uh, shouldn't this be melting right now? 1063 01:07:49,612 --> 01:07:51,946 Too much John the Conqueror root? 1064 01:07:51,948 --> 01:07:53,547 No. 1065 01:07:53,549 --> 01:07:55,482 Not enough goofer dust. 1066 01:07:55,484 --> 01:07:56,684 Oh. 1067 01:07:56,686 --> 01:07:57,685 Grains of paradise. 1068 01:07:57,687 --> 01:07:59,453 We don't have any grains of paradise. 1069 01:07:59,455 --> 01:08:00,454 You know what? 1070 01:08:00,456 --> 01:08:01,755 - Maybe a pinch of motherwort. - Uncle Jonathan? 1071 01:08:01,757 --> 01:08:02,957 How about some lotus root? 1072 01:08:02,959 --> 01:08:04,191 Yeah, yeah, more lotus root. 1073 01:08:04,193 --> 01:08:06,727 - Uncle Jonathan. - Hmm? 1074 01:08:06,729 --> 01:08:08,562 This is my fault. 1075 01:08:08,564 --> 01:08:10,631 Lewis, you helped us. 1076 01:08:10,633 --> 01:08:12,666 You're the one who decoded the blueprints. 1077 01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:13,703 No. 1078 01:08:15,438 --> 01:08:17,840 I mean I'm the one who brought Isaac back. 1079 01:08:18,908 --> 01:08:20,040 Lewis? 1080 01:08:20,042 --> 01:08:22,645 What are you talking about? 1081 01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:25,846 I opened the cabinet. 1082 01:08:25,848 --> 01:08:27,448 I used your book. 1083 01:08:27,450 --> 01:08:29,850 I-I'm so, so, so sorry. 1084 01:08:29,852 --> 01:08:31,785 No, you couldn't have. You don't know enough magic 1085 01:08:31,787 --> 01:08:33,220 to pull off a spell like that. 1086 01:08:33,222 --> 01:08:36,523 I just followed the directions. 1087 01:08:36,525 --> 01:08:38,058 I bled onto the book. 1088 01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:40,663 Oh, Lewis. 1089 01:08:41,797 --> 01:08:43,831 Blood magic? 1090 01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:46,767 That was my one rule. 1091 01:08:46,769 --> 01:08:48,903 I-I know. I'm sorry. 1092 01:08:48,905 --> 01:08:50,838 - And you broke it? - I didn't mean to. 1093 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,574 So you opened a forbidden cabinet 1094 01:08:53,576 --> 01:08:55,743 and performed an unholy ritual 1095 01:08:55,745 --> 01:08:57,511 - on accident? - Jonathan. 1096 01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:58,679 I didn't know Isaac was evil. 1097 01:08:58,681 --> 01:08:59,813 You never told me. 1098 01:08:59,815 --> 01:09:00,848 Oh, so this is my fault? 1099 01:09:00,850 --> 01:09:01,849 I didn't say that. 1100 01:09:01,851 --> 01:09:03,083 Then what are you saying?! 1101 01:09:04,553 --> 01:09:05,753 What the hell were you thinking?! 1102 01:09:05,755 --> 01:09:09,623 I just wanted Tarby to be my friend again. 1103 01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:10,925 And I want my parents back. 1104 01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:12,559 And I figured, if it worked here, 1105 01:09:12,561 --> 01:09:14,261 I could go home and try it on them. 1106 01:09:16,732 --> 01:09:17,833 I just want my mom. 1107 01:09:21,704 --> 01:09:23,837 I'm sorry. 1108 01:09:23,839 --> 01:09:25,873 It was a mistake. 1109 01:09:25,875 --> 01:09:27,808 You coming here. 1110 01:09:27,810 --> 01:09:30,544 Now, hold on, Jonathan. 1111 01:09:30,546 --> 01:09:31,812 No. No, please, please. 1112 01:09:31,814 --> 01:09:33,013 I'll-I'll make it up to you. 1113 01:09:33,015 --> 01:09:34,982 Please. 1114 01:09:34,984 --> 01:09:38,118 No. This is no place for a kid. 1115 01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,754 It's not safe for you here. 1116 01:09:40,756 --> 01:09:42,856 I was wrong to ever think that it was. 1117 01:09:42,858 --> 01:09:44,058 But... 1118 01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:46,727 we're a bevy of swans. 1119 01:09:46,729 --> 01:09:48,030 I'm sorry. 1120 01:09:50,733 --> 01:09:52,833 You stay here. 1121 01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:54,637 Let me talk to him. 1122 01:10:04,146 --> 01:10:06,613 I know I've got a Malleus Maleficarum 1123 01:10:06,615 --> 01:10:08,549 around here somewhere. 1124 01:10:08,551 --> 01:10:10,486 Should help with the key. 1125 01:10:11,988 --> 01:10:13,587 Go ahead, yell at me. 1126 01:10:13,589 --> 01:10:14,888 Call me some names. 1127 01:10:14,890 --> 01:10:16,092 No names. 1128 01:10:17,593 --> 01:10:19,095 Not this time. 1129 01:10:20,730 --> 01:10:22,029 Jonathan. 1130 01:10:22,031 --> 01:10:24,631 That little boy needs you. 1131 01:10:24,633 --> 01:10:25,899 But what he did... 1132 01:10:25,901 --> 01:10:27,768 He's a child. 1133 01:10:27,770 --> 01:10:30,137 Children make mistakes. They get in trouble. 1134 01:10:30,139 --> 01:10:31,772 That's why they're children. 1135 01:10:31,774 --> 01:10:34,775 No, this is not swiping a comic book, Florence. 1136 01:10:34,777 --> 01:10:36,777 This is... I-I... 1137 01:10:36,779 --> 01:10:38,679 I-I... I don't have a choice here. 1138 01:10:38,681 --> 01:10:40,348 Of course you do. 1139 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:42,783 You could stick it out. 1140 01:10:42,785 --> 01:10:45,085 No, no, when the going gets tough, 1141 01:10:45,087 --> 01:10:47,788 you get going right for the exit. 1142 01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:50,157 Like how you ran away from your family. 1143 01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:52,026 Ran away? My dad threw me out! 1144 01:10:52,028 --> 01:10:53,927 And what about your little sister? 1145 01:10:53,929 --> 01:10:55,662 She looked up to you. 1146 01:10:55,664 --> 01:10:57,965 She needed you, and now she's gone. 1147 01:10:57,967 --> 01:11:00,000 And you're going to abandon her only child. 1148 01:11:00,002 --> 01:11:02,202 Look, I don't know how to take care of a kid. 1149 01:11:02,204 --> 01:11:04,605 How to talk to him, how to keep him safe. 1150 01:11:04,607 --> 01:11:05,939 Especially now. 1151 01:11:05,941 --> 01:11:07,674 - I'm just... - You're scared. 1152 01:11:07,676 --> 01:11:08,942 Yes, all right? 1153 01:11:08,944 --> 01:11:10,811 I'm scared... for Lewis. 1154 01:11:10,813 --> 01:11:12,046 Scared he'll get hurt. 1155 01:11:12,048 --> 01:11:13,549 Well, guess what, genius. 1156 01:11:14,617 --> 01:11:16,083 That is the whole point. 1157 01:11:16,085 --> 01:11:19,787 Having a child means being scared for them 24-7 1158 01:11:19,789 --> 01:11:21,755 and doing it anyway. 1159 01:11:21,757 --> 01:11:24,992 It's the whole damn job description. 1160 01:11:24,994 --> 01:11:27,961 And I would give everything to have that job again. 1161 01:11:27,963 --> 01:11:30,666 To have my little girl back to... 1162 01:11:33,769 --> 01:11:35,769 You know what? 1163 01:11:35,771 --> 01:11:38,138 I do have a name for you. 1164 01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:41,610 Jonathan Barnavelt, you're a coward. 1165 01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:07,803 Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett! 1166 01:12:09,038 --> 01:12:10,737 - Lewis. - He's free. 1167 01:12:10,739 --> 01:12:12,039 He's in there. We gotta go now! 1168 01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:13,273 Well, who? What are we talking about? 1169 01:12:13,275 --> 01:12:14,274 There is someone in your house! 1170 01:12:14,276 --> 01:12:15,776 - Please hurry! - Who? 1171 01:12:15,778 --> 01:12:17,111 - Come on! - Oh, take Marmalade. 1172 01:12:17,113 --> 01:12:18,712 Wait. 1173 01:12:18,714 --> 01:12:19,847 - Come on! Hurry! Please! - Hold on. 1174 01:12:19,849 --> 01:12:21,882 - We don't care about the door! - What? Lewis, it's cold. 1175 01:12:21,884 --> 01:12:23,250 - He's upstairs! I saw him! - Oh, my God. 1176 01:12:23,252 --> 01:12:24,985 - He's in your house right now! - Lewis! 1177 01:12:24,987 --> 01:12:28,021 - Please! Hurry! Hurry! - Lewis! Lewis! 1178 01:12:28,023 --> 01:12:29,022 - Come on! - Wait, hold on, Lewis. 1179 01:12:29,024 --> 01:12:30,791 - It's slippery, Lewis! - Come on, run! Hurry! 1180 01:12:30,793 --> 01:12:31,925 - Mrs. Hanchett, hurry! - Hold on! 1181 01:12:31,927 --> 01:12:33,794 It's slippery, Lewis! Stop! 1182 01:12:33,796 --> 01:12:35,195 You're not making any sense. 1183 01:12:35,197 --> 01:12:37,231 - What bad man? - His name is Isaac. 1184 01:12:37,233 --> 01:12:38,299 - Isaac Izard. - Isaac Izard? 1185 01:12:38,301 --> 01:12:39,900 Lewis, he's dead. 1186 01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:41,770 He died last year. 1187 01:12:42,838 --> 01:12:44,071 Stay here. 1188 01:12:44,073 --> 01:12:46,874 Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman! 1189 01:12:50,112 --> 01:12:51,647 It's locked. 1190 01:12:54,049 --> 01:12:55,849 It must be Isaac. Out of the way. 1191 01:13:02,191 --> 01:13:04,258 Mrs. Hanchett, get away from the door. 1192 01:13:04,260 --> 01:13:06,662 - Don't be ridiculous. - No! 1193 01:13:22,878 --> 01:13:25,279 Hello, Lewis. 1194 01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:32,986 Mmm. 1195 01:13:32,988 --> 01:13:35,090 Stay away from her. 1196 01:13:37,092 --> 01:13:39,527 Why should I stay away 1197 01:13:39,529 --> 01:13:43,766 from my beautiful wife? 1198 01:13:52,174 --> 01:13:54,143 You're Selena Izard? 1199 01:14:31,013 --> 01:14:33,847 In the flesh. 1200 01:14:33,849 --> 01:14:35,015 Uncle Jonathan! 1201 01:14:35,017 --> 01:14:36,351 Lewis! 1202 01:14:36,353 --> 01:14:38,319 But... but you died. 1203 01:14:38,321 --> 01:14:40,854 Whoever said I died? 1204 01:14:40,856 --> 01:14:42,923 - Isaac! - Isaac! 1205 01:14:42,925 --> 01:14:44,191 Isaac? 1206 01:14:45,362 --> 01:14:47,160 Isaac! 1207 01:14:55,338 --> 01:14:57,338 Is that bone? 1208 01:14:57,340 --> 01:14:59,374 Human. 1209 01:14:59,376 --> 01:15:02,943 He killed her to make some sort of key. 1210 01:15:02,945 --> 01:15:04,412 I thought it was made from... 1211 01:15:04,414 --> 01:15:06,880 Not my bone, no. 1212 01:15:06,882 --> 01:15:09,883 That was a chunk from the real Mrs. Hanchett. 1213 01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:11,251 Lovely woman. 1214 01:15:11,253 --> 01:15:13,287 That is, before I killed her and took her place. 1215 01:15:13,289 --> 01:15:15,224 My wife. 1216 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,293 She has a talent for disguises. 1217 01:15:20,929 --> 01:15:22,996 - I learned from the best. - Aw. 1218 01:15:34,209 --> 01:15:36,109 Come give your mommy a kiss. 1219 01:15:36,111 --> 01:15:37,277 You. 1220 01:15:37,279 --> 01:15:39,647 It was you in my dreams. 1221 01:15:39,649 --> 01:15:42,082 I couldn't get near that locked cabinet. 1222 01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:43,950 The charms were too strong. 1223 01:15:43,952 --> 01:15:48,255 But you... you could get that nasty old book for me. 1224 01:15:48,257 --> 01:15:50,223 Raise Isaac for me. 1225 01:15:50,225 --> 01:15:53,126 You could do everything I wanted. 1226 01:15:53,128 --> 01:15:55,396 And now... 1227 01:15:55,398 --> 01:15:59,667 you are going to get us that clock key. 1228 01:16:09,078 --> 01:16:10,977 No, no, not... ah, not there! 1229 01:16:18,253 --> 01:16:19,986 Hmm. 1230 01:16:22,392 --> 01:16:25,225 Well, come on! 1231 01:16:25,227 --> 01:16:27,528 - Now you're just showing off. - Lewis! 1232 01:16:29,031 --> 01:16:30,999 - Lewis! - Lewis, where are you? 1233 01:16:34,103 --> 01:16:36,136 - Isaac took him. - Yes, but where? 1234 01:16:36,138 --> 01:16:38,138 I think I know. 1235 01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:55,021 Uncle Jonathan! 1236 01:16:55,023 --> 01:16:56,990 - Lewis! - We're coming. 1237 01:16:56,992 --> 01:16:58,293 Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm over here! I'm over here! 1238 01:17:01,263 --> 01:17:03,364 Uncle Jonathan, over here! 1239 01:17:03,366 --> 01:17:05,299 Here! No, over here! 1240 01:17:05,301 --> 01:17:06,501 Help me! 1241 01:17:12,274 --> 01:17:16,176 Barnavelt and Izard, masters of prestidigitation, 1242 01:17:16,178 --> 01:17:19,313 beloved by the crown heads of Europe, 1243 01:17:19,315 --> 01:17:21,181 together again. 1244 01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:25,986 I'm sure you'll remember my next trick. 1245 01:17:29,592 --> 01:17:31,426 - No! -FLORENCE: No! - Uncle Jonathan! 1246 01:17:31,428 --> 01:17:34,094 Isaac, don't do this. 1247 01:17:34,096 --> 01:17:36,464 I like the boy. 1248 01:17:36,466 --> 01:17:38,466 An orphan with a love for Captain Midnight? 1249 01:17:38,468 --> 01:17:40,033 Mmm. 1250 01:17:40,035 --> 01:17:42,070 Warms my dead heart. 1251 01:17:43,339 --> 01:17:46,206 Please don't make me butcher him. 1252 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,074 Give me the key. 1253 01:17:48,076 --> 01:17:49,510 You don't have to hurt anyone. 1254 01:17:49,512 --> 01:17:52,179 Just tell us... where is the clock? 1255 01:17:52,181 --> 01:17:55,081 The clock is under a witch's hex. 1256 01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,451 You'll never find it. 1257 01:17:56,453 --> 01:17:59,320 - This is over. - Isaac, please. 1258 01:17:59,322 --> 01:18:01,789 There must be some part of you that doesn't want this, 1259 01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:04,525 that isn't completely dead. 1260 01:18:04,527 --> 01:18:07,093 I was dead long before I died. 1261 01:18:07,095 --> 01:18:09,029 We know you went through 1262 01:18:09,031 --> 01:18:10,498 something awful during the war. 1263 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:11,799 We all did. 1264 01:18:11,801 --> 01:18:14,067 Oh, on the contrary. 1265 01:18:16,238 --> 01:18:19,105 It's where I met my teacher. 1266 01:18:19,107 --> 01:18:21,509 My unit had been caught in an ambush. 1267 01:18:21,511 --> 01:18:23,078 Everyone slaughtered. 1268 01:18:24,112 --> 01:18:25,446 I'd been left for dead. 1269 01:18:25,448 --> 01:18:28,483 I stumbled through the Black Forest for days. 1270 01:18:28,485 --> 01:18:32,487 I chanted every spell I knew, with one thought only: 1271 01:18:32,489 --> 01:18:36,557 "Make me powerful enough to end this." 1272 01:18:36,559 --> 01:18:40,128 To erase the horrors I had witnessed. 1273 01:18:42,465 --> 01:18:45,133 When I opened my eyes... 1274 01:18:46,235 --> 01:18:47,202 I saw him. 1275 01:18:49,472 --> 01:18:51,572 He offered me something to drink. 1276 01:18:53,376 --> 01:18:56,078 For a small price, of course. 1277 01:19:02,552 --> 01:19:05,622 Suddenly, I had it. 1278 01:19:07,089 --> 01:19:09,089 The blueprints for the clock. 1279 01:19:10,158 --> 01:19:12,194 In my mind. 1280 01:19:16,198 --> 01:19:18,568 Clear as day. 1281 01:19:19,636 --> 01:19:21,268 That wasn't a warlock. 1282 01:19:21,270 --> 01:19:22,570 It wasn't even a human. 1283 01:19:22,572 --> 01:19:24,338 It was a demon, you reckless idiot! 1284 01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:25,473 You summoned a demon! 1285 01:19:25,475 --> 01:19:27,642 Yes, yes. 1286 01:19:27,644 --> 01:19:30,444 Azazel, to be exact. 1287 01:19:30,446 --> 01:19:32,212 The fourth prince of hell. 1288 01:19:32,214 --> 01:19:34,382 Oh, he gave me a wonderful gift. 1289 01:19:35,885 --> 01:19:38,452 The greatest magic trick ever. 1290 01:19:38,454 --> 01:19:41,589 I'm going to make people disappear. 1291 01:19:41,591 --> 01:19:45,326 Spin the world back until the dawn of time. 1292 01:19:45,328 --> 01:19:48,295 All that will be left... 1293 01:19:48,297 --> 01:19:50,398 - Selena and I. - But... 1294 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,600 if you go back to the beginning, 1295 01:19:52,602 --> 01:19:55,336 history, humans, it will all just start over again. 1296 01:19:55,338 --> 01:19:56,904 No. 1297 01:19:56,906 --> 01:19:59,740 I'll make sure people are never born this time. 1298 01:19:59,742 --> 01:20:03,143 With the help of a friend. 1299 01:20:03,145 --> 01:20:06,581 Lewis's parents won't die in that awful crash. 1300 01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:09,483 Your husband and sweet little girl won't be killed. 1301 01:20:09,485 --> 01:20:11,919 They'll never have existed. 1302 01:20:11,921 --> 01:20:15,188 No people, no war. 1303 01:20:15,190 --> 01:20:16,392 Now, Jonathan... 1304 01:20:17,694 --> 01:20:19,627 The key. 1305 01:20:21,731 --> 01:20:23,598 Florence? 1306 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,666 Now would be a good time... 1307 01:20:25,668 --> 01:20:27,437 for a little... magic. 1308 01:20:29,237 --> 01:20:30,671 Of all people, Florence, 1309 01:20:30,673 --> 01:20:32,473 I thought you'd want this. 1310 01:20:32,475 --> 01:20:35,241 I know what losing your family did to you. 1311 01:20:35,243 --> 01:20:37,545 You're too sad and broken... 1312 01:20:37,547 --> 01:20:40,383 ...to work any real magic. 1313 01:20:42,619 --> 01:20:44,387 Maybe I was. 1314 01:20:45,755 --> 01:20:48,188 But now... 1315 01:20:48,190 --> 01:20:50,791 I'm indomitable. 1316 01:21:01,471 --> 01:21:04,270 Marmalade, now! 1317 01:21:32,402 --> 01:21:34,735 - Where are they? - They're gone. 1318 01:21:34,737 --> 01:21:37,237 Mind your step. There's a tongue. 1319 01:21:37,239 --> 01:21:38,708 - I've got it. - There's a big tongue. 1320 01:21:54,590 --> 01:21:57,493 So... creepy. 1321 01:22:03,733 --> 01:22:05,399 Oh, oh! 1322 01:22:09,706 --> 01:22:10,805 Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan! 1323 01:22:11,774 --> 01:22:14,742 Lewis, don't freak them out! 1324 01:22:14,744 --> 01:22:17,311 Unhand me. Let me go! 1325 01:22:17,313 --> 01:22:19,547 - Mommy. Mommy. - Put me down! Stop! 1326 01:22:29,358 --> 01:22:30,858 Why won't you talk to me? 1327 01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:32,626 Why won't you talk to me? 1328 01:22:34,464 --> 01:22:35,830 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1329 01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:39,734 Hey, wait! Help us! 1330 01:22:39,736 --> 01:22:41,902 Jonathan! 1331 01:22:41,904 --> 01:22:44,505 - Let me go! - Let go of me! Let go of me! 1332 01:22:44,507 --> 01:22:46,375 - Jonathan! - Jonathan! Jonathan! 1333 01:22:50,446 --> 01:22:51,912 - Lewis, you okay? - I'm okay. 1334 01:22:51,914 --> 01:22:53,881 Would you look at that? 1335 01:22:53,883 --> 01:22:55,716 Okay, let's get back in there. 1336 01:22:55,718 --> 01:22:57,585 What, with those creepy metal monsters inside? 1337 01:22:57,587 --> 01:22:59,587 - They'll tear us to shreds. - Florence, we have to find 1338 01:22:59,589 --> 01:23:00,654 Isaac and Selena. 1339 01:23:05,094 --> 01:23:06,927 You heard Isaac. He's using a witch's hex! 1340 01:23:06,929 --> 01:23:08,529 I understand that. So, should we just 1341 01:23:08,531 --> 01:23:09,864 sit around and try to figure out the hex? 1342 01:23:09,866 --> 01:23:11,532 - No. We need a plan! - We don't have time! 1343 01:23:11,534 --> 01:23:13,334 Guys! 1344 01:23:20,777 --> 01:23:23,410 Oh, my giddy aunt. 1345 01:23:23,412 --> 01:23:24,779 Don't worry. Their teeth are made of pumpkin. 1346 01:23:24,781 --> 01:23:25,913 They can't really hurt us. 1347 01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:34,488 Okay, I made that up. 1348 01:23:41,697 --> 01:23:43,831 Some kind of ungodly adhesive. 1349 01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:46,367 I'm stuck! 1350 01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:47,701 Me, too. 1351 01:23:47,703 --> 01:23:48,869 You know, I didn't think 1352 01:23:48,871 --> 01:23:50,604 this is how I was gonna die. 1353 01:23:52,441 --> 01:23:53,941 Look! Mrs. Zimmerman, grab my shirt. 1354 01:23:53,943 --> 01:23:55,376 I got you. 1355 01:23:56,846 --> 01:23:58,145 - Just chop! - Lewis, hurry! 1356 01:23:58,147 --> 01:23:59,747 Chop! Chop! 1357 01:24:05,721 --> 01:24:06,856 God, I hate pumpkins. 1358 01:24:12,595 --> 01:24:14,495 Did you see that, Florence? 1359 01:24:14,497 --> 01:24:16,864 I exploded it with a psychic energy blast. It worked! 1360 01:24:16,866 --> 01:24:19,600 Yes, Jonathan. We're all very proud of you. 1361 01:24:19,602 --> 01:24:21,535 Did you see that I now have the power? 1362 01:24:21,537 --> 01:24:23,470 Yes, I understand. Gold star. 1363 01:24:28,444 --> 01:24:29,543 Uncle Jonathan. 1364 01:24:29,545 --> 01:24:31,412 Uncle Jonathan, it's me. Please wake up! 1365 01:24:31,414 --> 01:24:32,713 - Jonathan. - Uncle Jonathan. 1366 01:24:32,715 --> 01:24:33,881 Jonathan, you've got to get up. 1367 01:24:33,883 --> 01:24:35,449 You've got to get up right now! 1368 01:24:35,451 --> 01:24:36,951 Uncle Jonathan! 1369 01:24:36,953 --> 01:24:39,787 What are you looking at, you shriveled old prune? 1370 01:24:39,789 --> 01:24:43,023 I'm looking at you, you dumb baby orangutan. 1371 01:24:43,025 --> 01:24:44,992 Aw, Lewis. 1372 01:24:44,994 --> 01:24:46,760 Oh, Florence, you missed a spot. 1373 01:24:46,762 --> 01:24:48,963 Lewis... 1374 01:24:48,965 --> 01:24:51,632 I'm sorry, Lewis. I'm sorry about everything. 1375 01:24:51,634 --> 01:24:53,000 It's okay. 1376 01:24:53,002 --> 01:24:55,469 - Me, too. - Don't get me wrong. 1377 01:24:55,471 --> 01:24:57,905 Uh, this is lovely, but there's only 18 minutes 1378 01:24:57,907 --> 01:24:59,640 till the eclipse. 1379 01:24:59,642 --> 01:25:00,908 And they've got the key. 1380 01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:02,710 How do we find the clock? 1381 01:25:02,712 --> 01:25:04,211 We can't. 1382 01:25:04,213 --> 01:25:05,880 It's got a witch's hex on it. 1383 01:25:05,882 --> 01:25:07,915 That means it's hidden from every witch or warlock, 1384 01:25:07,917 --> 01:25:09,450 no matter how powerful. 1385 01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:10,651 Not even Florence could find it. 1386 01:25:10,653 --> 01:25:12,519 There must be something 1387 01:25:12,521 --> 01:25:14,521 we're not thinking of. 1388 01:25:18,928 --> 01:25:20,596 Maybe I could find it. 1389 01:25:21,664 --> 01:25:23,664 I'm not a witch or warlock. 1390 01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:25,599 Well, not-not yet anyways, but... 1391 01:25:25,601 --> 01:25:27,835 maybe if I tried some magic, 1392 01:25:27,837 --> 01:25:29,572 would that work? 1393 01:25:34,911 --> 01:25:36,076 Okay. 1394 01:25:36,078 --> 01:25:37,711 I'm ready. 1395 01:25:37,713 --> 01:25:40,047 Lewis, I don't know about that 8 Ball. 1396 01:25:40,049 --> 01:25:42,082 Hey, this is my magic, not yours. 1397 01:25:44,654 --> 01:25:46,055 Let's go. 1398 01:25:49,959 --> 01:25:51,825 "Locate. Verb. 1399 01:25:51,827 --> 01:25:55,262 To discover the exact place and position of." 1400 01:25:55,264 --> 01:25:56,964 "Secret. Adjective. 1401 01:25:56,966 --> 01:25:58,966 Something that is kept unknown or unseen." 1402 01:25:58,968 --> 01:26:01,268 "Clock. Noun. 1403 01:26:01,270 --> 01:26:03,737 "A mechanical device used for measuring time. 1404 01:26:03,739 --> 01:26:04,905 "A timepiece. 1405 01:26:04,907 --> 01:26:07,708 A horologe!" 1406 01:26:07,710 --> 01:26:09,543 Wow. 1407 01:26:09,545 --> 01:26:11,645 - He is weird. - Isn't he, though? 1408 01:26:11,647 --> 01:26:13,847 Locate the secret clock. 1409 01:26:14,917 --> 01:26:17,853 Locate the secret clock! 1410 01:26:19,922 --> 01:26:22,022 Please, Mom and Dad. 1411 01:26:22,024 --> 01:26:25,594 Tell me where the clock is, please. 1412 01:26:35,738 --> 01:26:37,071 "Under the boiler." 1413 01:26:37,073 --> 01:26:39,875 Lewis, you genius. 1414 01:26:52,054 --> 01:26:53,620 Shall we? 1415 01:27:17,847 --> 01:27:19,749 Trick or treat! 1416 01:27:35,031 --> 01:27:37,698 - Mrs. Zimmerman? - Hmm? 1417 01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:38,899 What is that? 1418 01:27:41,170 --> 01:27:43,070 Jonathan. 1419 01:27:43,072 --> 01:27:44,938 Open the door. 1420 01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:46,073 Working on it. 1421 01:27:46,075 --> 01:27:48,208 Jonathan. 1422 01:27:50,079 --> 01:27:51,712 Jonathan! 1423 01:27:51,714 --> 01:27:52,813 That's not helping. 1424 01:28:04,927 --> 01:28:05,995 Lewis. 1425 01:28:07,096 --> 01:28:08,929 Crack it open. 1426 01:28:22,711 --> 01:28:27,748 Even in death, so creepy. 1427 01:29:14,029 --> 01:29:16,029 Florence, I really have to pee. 1428 01:29:16,031 --> 01:29:18,000 Not the time, Jonathan. 1429 01:29:47,229 --> 01:29:48,795 Snakespeare! 1430 01:29:48,797 --> 01:29:50,898 - Mrs. Zimmerman! - Florence! 1431 01:29:50,900 --> 01:29:53,267 Go! Go! 1432 01:29:53,269 --> 01:29:55,903 It's okay. She knows how to handle Snakespeare. 1433 01:29:55,905 --> 01:29:58,073 Come here. Quickly. 1434 01:29:59,141 --> 01:30:00,176 Isaac! 1435 01:30:01,944 --> 01:30:03,143 Stop! 1436 01:30:08,217 --> 01:30:10,217 Please. 1437 01:30:10,219 --> 01:30:13,820 I taught you everything you know, Jonathan. 1438 01:30:13,822 --> 01:30:16,225 I didn't teach you everything I know. 1439 01:30:37,947 --> 01:30:40,149 My darling. 1440 01:30:42,117 --> 01:30:44,851 No! 1441 01:30:55,297 --> 01:30:57,197 Wait there, Lewis. 1442 01:30:57,199 --> 01:30:58,999 - No, I have to come with you. - No! 1443 01:30:59,001 --> 01:31:00,301 There may be traps. 1444 01:31:00,303 --> 01:31:02,271 I have protection. 1445 01:31:18,153 --> 01:31:19,253 I feel something. 1446 01:31:19,255 --> 01:31:21,188 I got it! 1447 01:31:25,894 --> 01:31:27,830 Uncle Jonathan! 1448 01:31:45,382 --> 01:31:47,382 Uncle Jonathan? 1449 01:31:47,384 --> 01:31:48,982 Uncle Jonathan! 1450 01:31:51,186 --> 01:31:52,387 Shh, shh. It's okay. 1451 01:31:52,389 --> 01:31:54,054 It's okay. It's okay. 1452 01:31:54,056 --> 01:31:55,922 Shh. It's me, Lewis, your nephew. 1453 01:31:55,924 --> 01:31:57,325 Shh, shh. 1454 01:31:57,327 --> 01:31:58,992 Lewis! 1455 01:31:58,994 --> 01:32:01,194 Come with us to the turret. 1456 01:32:01,196 --> 01:32:03,196 It's a special turret. 1457 01:32:03,198 --> 01:32:04,965 It'll protect us. 1458 01:32:04,967 --> 01:32:06,266 I like you, Lewis. 1459 01:32:06,268 --> 01:32:08,068 I like being your mom. 1460 01:32:08,070 --> 01:32:09,470 Forget about your uncle. 1461 01:32:09,472 --> 01:32:11,104 Soon, he'll be gone. 1462 01:32:11,106 --> 01:32:13,408 Like everyone else. 1463 01:32:13,410 --> 01:32:14,975 Uncle Jonathan? 1464 01:32:14,977 --> 01:32:16,477 Uncle Jonathan! 1465 01:32:23,085 --> 01:32:24,086 Huh? 1466 01:32:25,154 --> 01:32:26,354 Hey. I got you. 1467 01:32:59,489 --> 01:33:01,322 What? 1468 01:33:08,365 --> 01:33:10,433 Mom, Dad, what should I do? 1469 01:33:14,269 --> 01:33:15,703 "Say good-bye." 1470 01:33:15,705 --> 01:33:17,270 Say good-bye? I don't get it! 1471 01:33:17,272 --> 01:33:18,972 What do you mean? 1472 01:33:25,315 --> 01:33:27,147 Okay. Good-bye, guys. 1473 01:33:28,217 --> 01:33:29,486 I love you. 1474 01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:39,259 Look, my darling. 1475 01:33:39,261 --> 01:33:41,061 It's beginning. 1476 01:33:43,232 --> 01:33:46,467 The sands of time are shifting. 1477 01:34:13,396 --> 01:34:15,195 Quickly! 1478 01:34:15,197 --> 01:34:17,498 - Something is wrong. - What is it? 1479 01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:18,999 Help me. 1480 01:34:22,338 --> 01:34:23,337 No. 1481 01:34:27,410 --> 01:34:29,211 Yes! 1482 01:34:41,591 --> 01:34:45,326 I'm gonna show you what a little weird can do. 1483 01:35:12,622 --> 01:35:15,288 What? 1484 01:35:23,366 --> 01:35:25,366 Uncle Jonathan. 1485 01:35:25,368 --> 01:35:27,502 I'm back. 1486 01:35:27,504 --> 01:35:29,169 You did it. 1487 01:35:29,171 --> 01:35:32,138 You stopped the clock! 1488 01:35:32,140 --> 01:35:35,108 Do not tell Florence about the baby body. 1489 01:35:35,110 --> 01:35:36,611 She'll never let me live it down. 1490 01:35:36,613 --> 01:35:38,579 - I won't. - You promise? 1491 01:35:38,581 --> 01:35:39,647 I swear. 1492 01:35:39,649 --> 01:35:41,516 - No baby body. - Warlock secret? 1493 01:35:41,518 --> 01:35:43,384 Never happened. 1494 01:35:43,386 --> 01:35:44,585 You're the best. 1495 01:35:44,587 --> 01:35:46,320 You did it. 1496 01:35:46,322 --> 01:35:48,090 Toss me my trousers. 1497 01:35:50,493 --> 01:35:52,225 Not a word to Florence. I'm serious. 1498 01:35:52,227 --> 01:35:54,160 Well, well, well. 1499 01:35:54,162 --> 01:35:56,263 Look what the cat threw up. 1500 01:36:00,135 --> 01:36:01,502 Whew! 1501 01:36:01,504 --> 01:36:03,203 Oh, you fixed Snakespeare! 1502 01:36:03,205 --> 01:36:05,238 Well, you stopped the clock? 1503 01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:07,207 Nah, I just wet my pants. 1504 01:36:07,209 --> 01:36:08,476 Literally. 1505 01:36:08,478 --> 01:36:10,645 Lewis stopped the clock. 1506 01:36:10,647 --> 01:36:12,713 Lewis. 1507 01:36:12,715 --> 01:36:15,451 You are indomitable. 1508 01:36:18,354 --> 01:36:19,556 Mrs. Zimmerman... 1509 01:36:21,324 --> 01:36:23,189 I'm sorry you lost your family. 1510 01:36:23,191 --> 01:36:25,495 I'm sorry you lost yours. 1511 01:36:27,330 --> 01:36:30,165 But maybe, would you want to be a black swan with us? 1512 01:36:36,171 --> 01:36:37,705 Can I be a purple one? 1513 01:36:37,707 --> 01:36:39,540 Deal. 1514 01:36:39,542 --> 01:36:42,345 I would like that very much. 1515 01:36:50,587 --> 01:36:52,620 I don't want the creepy little runt. 1516 01:36:52,622 --> 01:36:54,322 Think I want him? 1517 01:36:54,324 --> 01:36:55,656 You know what, fellas? 1518 01:36:55,658 --> 01:36:58,361 I don't really want to play anyways. 1519 01:36:59,495 --> 01:37:00,695 Ball to the face 1520 01:37:00,697 --> 01:37:02,498 at a very high-speed pace. 1521 01:37:04,934 --> 01:37:06,634 What?! 1522 01:37:09,339 --> 01:37:10,404 Lucky shot. 1523 01:37:10,406 --> 01:37:12,340 We want Lewis on our team. 1524 01:37:12,342 --> 01:37:14,240 - No, we want him. - No! 1525 01:37:23,519 --> 01:37:24,785 Rose Rita, right? 1526 01:37:24,787 --> 01:37:26,252 Mm-hmm. 1527 01:37:26,254 --> 01:37:27,955 Can I see your bug book? 1528 01:37:27,957 --> 01:37:29,657 I've seen you with your dictionary. 1529 01:37:29,659 --> 01:37:32,326 You know the word is "insect." 1530 01:37:32,328 --> 01:37:34,162 But sure. 1531 01:37:38,768 --> 01:37:40,534 Wow. 1532 01:37:40,536 --> 01:37:42,202 You drew these? 1533 01:37:42,204 --> 01:37:43,439 These are really good. 1534 01:37:46,476 --> 01:37:48,476 You look like an insect. 1535 01:37:48,478 --> 01:37:50,580 I mean that as the highest compliment. 1536 01:37:53,683 --> 01:37:55,451 That's how I take it. 1537 01:38:02,290 --> 01:38:04,257 - Bye. - Bye. 1538 01:38:04,259 --> 01:38:05,493 Who was that? 1539 01:38:05,495 --> 01:38:07,395 Rose Rita Pottinger. She's a friend. 1540 01:38:07,397 --> 01:38:08,562 She is? 1541 01:38:08,564 --> 01:38:10,431 - Is it kissy-faced? - No, platonic. 1542 01:38:10,433 --> 01:38:13,434 Look at him playing it cool... James Dean all of a sudden. 1543 01:38:17,540 --> 01:38:19,507 Uncle Jonathan, punch it. 1544 01:38:19,509 --> 01:38:21,509 Let's see what this baby can do. 1545 01:38:35,257 --> 01:38:36,757 - Hi! We're home! - Oh! 1546 01:38:39,696 --> 01:38:41,429 - You ready? - Oh, yeah. 1547 01:38:41,431 --> 01:38:43,664 Stay. 1548 01:38:43,666 --> 01:38:46,333 You know, Jonathan, you drive like an old grandma. 1549 01:38:46,335 --> 01:38:47,768 Oh, that's funny. You look like one. 1550 01:38:47,770 --> 01:38:50,471 Guys, stop. You're both super old. 1551 01:38:50,473 --> 01:38:52,272 Nice one, Lewis. 1552 01:38:52,274 --> 01:38:53,710 Gold star. 1553 01:38:59,882 --> 01:39:01,682 Bad kitty! 1554 01:39:01,684 --> 01:39:03,551 Use the litter box! 1555 01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:54,700 Subtitles by explosiveskull 102558

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