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[wind howls]
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- l'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar!
- What is it?
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Strong reading from
underneath the cap rock, sir!
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- Possible oil flow?
- Still analysing.
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lt's, uh...
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Sounds like, uh...
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Tiny hammers.
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Let's go skating!
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- They're coming right at us!
- Take us to Elfcon three!
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Take us to Elfcon three.
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[alarm]
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[thudding]
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[whooshing]
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These guys aren't stopping.
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- Take us to Elfcon two!
- Let's go to Elfcon two.
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We have a partridge
in a pear tree.
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You take us to Elfcon one.
Let's rig for silent running.
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- Look alive, everybody!
- OK, we're at Elfcon one.
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[klaxon]
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[beeping and whirring]
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[silence]
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- l lost it!
- What do you mean, you lost it?
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Wait!
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What the...?
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Uh...
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Sir, you're gonna
want to hear this.
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[Smokey Robinson sings]
* You better watch out
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* You better not cry
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* You better not pout
and I'm telling you why
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Find out where
that music's coming from.
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Santa, l've got her
on the locator.
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* He knows when
you are sleeping
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* He knows when you're awake
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* He knows if you've
been bad or good
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* So be good for goodness'...
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* Yeah, yeah, yeah
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* You better watch out
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* You better not cry
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* You better not pout
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* And I'm telling you why
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* Santa Claus
is coming to tow-...
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[music stops]
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- What now?
- lt's just gone.
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ln the middle of the chorus!
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Nobody needs to
know about this.
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Maybe we should mention the
Smokey Robinson thing, sir.
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[elf over Tannoy] We're at
Elfcon four. All clear.
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Curtis, what do you say we get
you headphones this Christmas?
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lt's all right, everybody.
Let's get back to work.
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Curtis, you're 900 years old.
Grow up!
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[Santa] Bernard.
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You know l didn't break
any of the rules -
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according to The Santa Handbook.
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The handbook! Curtis, do you
go pee-pee with that thing?
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lt says elves are encouraged
to listen to music.
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lt makes them more creative,
more productive and more alert.
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Look out!
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[reindeer babbles
with excitement]
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[triumphant laugh]
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Aagghh! [loud thump]
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- lt's OK.
- Let's go!
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ls he all right?
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Wow! That's gonna leave a mark.
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Oof!
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ls that Blitzen?
Looks like Prancer.
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- Who is that?
- lt was Chet.
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- A reindeer in training.
- Oh.
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Hmph!
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Well, please tell me
that it's early in his training.
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Wow! Nice fall.
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Curtis, when are you
gonna tell him?
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Not now!
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lt's so cold up here.
How can you not be freezing?
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You have not seen cold till you
see where my dad lives. lt's...
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Don't be embarrassed.
My parents are divorced.
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- No big deal.
- l'm not embarrassed.
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- Why don't you talk about your dad?
- He doesn't like me to.
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- lt's complicated.
- ls he a spy?
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No, he...
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He works with toys and these...
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little people. Kids.
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Can we just do
what we came here to do?
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Sure.
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All right.
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Charlie, this is
really dangerous.
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Someone could catch us
at any moment.
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Kinda exciting.
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Well, you know, Danielle, l may
not come out of this alive.
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So, in case we don't
see each other again...
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Aagghh!
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Are you OK?
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Oof!
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[* Danger Danger:
Naughty Naughty Christmas]
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- Almost done.
- OK. l'm not leaving.
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* I've been a naughty boy
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* I didn't get a toy
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* Santa Claus left nothing
underneath my tree
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* He knows that I've been bad
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* But being good just ain't my bag...
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[music stops]
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Hello, Charlie.
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Hello, Principal Newman.
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[Santa tightens bolt]
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OK, try it now.
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[engine revs, kids cheer]
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OK, all right.
Here's what we need.
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Get one more bolt on that flange
and it's ready for Christmas.
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Good work, guys. Whew!
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Perfect job on suspension,
you guys.
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Thinkin' outside the box.
l love it.
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- Do you want a cookie, Santa?
- Do l want a cookie?
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Yes! What's fresh?
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Oooh!
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Sweet, just like you.
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Alexander, let's think.
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Take the hat off.
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Too much counterweight.
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Thanks, Santa. You're the man.
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That's why they give me the big
belly, so l don't fall over!
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Hey, Joey! How's that
static-free-tinsel coming?
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Hey, guys, Santa wants to
see the new tinsel.
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[laughter]
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l could come up there and take
care of this the ugly way.
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Or... we go outside
and play some football.
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[cheering]
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Curtis, you need to
tell him right now!
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l don't know.
He's so happy right now.
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And why do l have to be
the one to tell him?!
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Because l'm the head elf.
l don't give bad news.
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lt's one of the perks
of my seniority.
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Now, tell him!
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Come on, pork chop. Bring it on.
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Who you callin' pork chop,
meatloaf?
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Meatloaf?!
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You wanna talk some trash?
l'll talk trash with ya.
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- But first, l'm gonna blitz.
- Ready, set!
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- l'm comin' after you, buddy.
- Seven swans a-swimming!
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Six geese a-laying!
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Five golden rings!
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Hike!
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Hey, who's got the ball?
l can see it. Let go of me.
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He's too quick! He spins!
He moves! He's on the way!
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And he might go all the...
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way!
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Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin'!
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Oh, they pile on!
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OK, you win!
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[groans]
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You guys aren't elves.
You're wizards!
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No matter how many times you run
that play l never see it comin'.
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Santa? We need to talk.
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[horn sounds]
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- That's weird, isn't it?
- [both] Uh-oh!
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- These fit yesterday.
- Hot cocoa for you.
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This is not a good time, Abby.
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l sent Dasher down
for some Brazilian cocoa beans.
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- What's the bad news?
- What do you mean?
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Whenever you play the designer
bean card, you have bad news.
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What are you doing with
the naughty-and-nice list?
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Don't shoot the messenger.
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- lt's... Charlie.
- Sheen?
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- l thought he straightened out.
- Not that Charlie.
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My Charlie. My son Charlie?
He's on the naughty list?
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[shrieking]
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- There's gotta be a mistake.
- We don't make mistakes.
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l'm sorry, Santa.
Please excuse me.
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How could this happen? ls this
what you were trying to tell me?
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Great! You told him! Let's get
you dressed for that meeting.
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l can't have the meeting here.
l'm gonna have to see Charlie.
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- Number two, tell him now.
- Tell me what, guys? Come clean.
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- Santa, there's a clause.
- That would be me.
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No, l mean there's another
Santa clause.
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Curtis, in case you haven't
noticed - this time of year,
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the malls are filled with
other ''Santa Clauses''.
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Yes, but there's another
Santa clause.
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There was a first clause,
but also a second clause.
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Get on with it!
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When the last Santa fell off your roof
and you put on his coat, you found this.
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Right. ''He who wears the coat
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takes on the responsibilities
of Santa Claus.''
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And the rest
would be history, right?
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But it seems our number two elf,
the keeper of the handbook,
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overlooked the single
most important detail
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in the history of Christmas!
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Wow! One mistake in 900 years.
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Look.
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- l can't see that.
- Better now?
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- Or now?
- Well...
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- Better now?
- lt's gettin' there.
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- Or now?
- l can't see anything.
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l see. Good, good, good.
l see it. OK.
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''The card holder acknowledges
a woman of his choosing...''
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''True love... Not valid
in the state of Utah...''
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''Holy...
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matrimony?!''
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- l gotta get married!
- Yes.
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lt's... the Mrs clause.
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[they sing
''Here Comes The Bride'']
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What if l don't want
to get married?
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Oh, dear. The de-Santification
process has begun!
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The de-Santification?
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Are you telling me that clause
says if l don't get married...
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l don't get to be
Santa any more?
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Wh-... what about the kids?
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What about the elves?
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- What about you guys?
- lt's not completely hopeless.
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You still have time
to find a wife.
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- How much time do l have?
- 28 days.
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28 days? So l've gotta...
find a wife by Christmas.
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Actually, Christmas Eve.
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- l guess it's over.
- No! You can't think that way!
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Please, don't give up hope.
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Cos if you do, then we have to.
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- [delighted cries]
- Whoa!
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Christmas is getting
very complicated.
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[faintly] Santa?
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Santa?
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- Are you with us?
- l'm sorry, yes. Yes, l am.
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Well, on behalf of Father Time and
the Council of Legendary Figures,
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l'd like to thank you for being
such a gracious host.
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- Hear, hear.
- What a lovely place.
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Without further ado, let us
convene the year-end conference.
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- Tooth Fairy.
- Thank you, Mother Nature.
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Fellow Council members,
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l'd like to again propose
a new name for myself.
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- Oh, please!
- Good heavens!
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ln the past, you have rejected
Tooth Man, Tooth Guy and Tooth.
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- Because they stunk.
- Today, l'd like to submit...
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- Captain Floss.
- Nice!
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- Plaque Man.
- [snorts]
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- And Roy.
- [laughs] Roy! No.
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No kid's gonna put a tooth under
a pillow for a man named Roy.
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This from someone in a diaper
who shoots people's butts!
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Wait a minute. l got it.
l got it. l got it.
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Now, how about this?
The Molarnator.
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The Molarnator! l like it.
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Thank you, Santa. Can we
vote now on the Molarnator?
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All in favour of a name change
for Tooth Fairy?
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All right. And all opposed?
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Easter Bunny?
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- Sandman?
- [snores] Wha-...?
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What happened?
Was l asleep again?
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Name change for the Tooth Fairy.
Yes or no?
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No. l'm sorry.
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All right. Next item on the
agenda. Santa? Status report.
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OK. First, welcome to the North
Pole. Great to have you here.
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00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,958
This is our big time of year,
so things are busy as usual.
248
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,152
There's a little speed bump
in the road this year.
249
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,158
- You all know Charlie.
- l love Charlie!
250
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,793
- Great kid.
- Good boy.
251
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,558
- Sweet kid.
- Good teeth.
252
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,070
Well, Charlie...
got himself on the naughty list.
253
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,799
- What?!
- Oh, my!
254
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,514
l'm struggling with the timing,
cos it's...
255
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,712
l gotta be up here and l've also
got to take care of Charlie...
256
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,956
That's every parent's dilemma:
257
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,555
how to balance
work and children.
258
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,991
Most people lose sleep over that.
259
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,910
Tell me about it! l have 33,000
offspring. All in private school.
260
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:13,079
Well, to top it off... l have to get
married by Christmas Eve.
261
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,794
- What?!
- Otherwise l stop being Santa.
262
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,194
- What?!
- No!
263
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,788
The de-Santification process
has already begun.
264
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,672
Wait a minute.
265
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,678
You do look thinner, and...
266
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,872
- Your beard is shorter! Right?
- [others] You're right!
267
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,673
Apparently,
it's called the Mrs clause.
268
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,036
Don't mess with me, Santa.
l'm pre-El Nino.
269
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,675
No, l'm not messing with
anybody. What l'm saying is...
270
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,313
l have to find a wife in...
271
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,592
27 days, 20 hours
and 1 7 minutes.
272
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,518
- Wow!
- lt's what l do.
273
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,550
[chuckles]
274
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,148
Wait a minute. Cupid!
Cupid, come over here.
275
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,316
- What do you need?
- Shoot me with a dart.
276
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,591
- Then l'll fall in love.
- First of all, they're arrows.
277
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,278
Second of all, no can do.
278
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,670
- Why not?
- Arrows have no effect on us.
279
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,076
lf they did, l would have shot
myself, met a nice girl,
280
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,872
left the business years ago.
281
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,798
- Enough with the questions.
- You can't stop being Santa.
282
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,239
l don't want to.
283
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,158
Kids are 86 per cent happier
since you've taken the job.
284
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,271
- He's right.
- This is all l want to do.
285
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,590
But what am l gonna do?
286
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,552
Well, you...
287
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,555
You can't be two places at once.
288
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,189
Maybe you can be.
289
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,276
OK, everyone, can l get the
room for a minute? Thank you.
290
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,960
Can l just...? One minute.
Take a cocoa break.
291
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,548
Have a nice long break.
Relax, everyone.
292
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:36,389
l want to show Santa some improvements
on the pantograph. Thanks.
293
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:41,548
Walk with me. l've tripled the RAM
and reconfigured the circuitry.
294
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,513
l see you've externalised
the power source
295
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,108
to make better use of
the electromagnetic energy.
296
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,595
No, it's just there
cos it looks really cool.
297
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,438
Yeah, it does. [chuckles]
298
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,155
Wait a minute.
You tripled the RAM.
299
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,872
l see where this is going. l am
not getting in that machine.
300
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,874
Besides, creating a copy of
Santa won't solve our problems.
301
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,754
- The elves'll know.
- But this would be a special toy!
302
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,350
- How's that, Curtis?
- l added a fuzzy logic circuit.
303
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,675
The duplicate will look
and think just like you.
304
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,270
When you're with your family, dealing
with Charlie, looking for a wife...
305
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,392
The toy will be up here melting
in front of my fireplace.
306
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,318
No, the toy Santa will be
dealing with business up here.
307
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,396
l can deal with
business up here.
308
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,512
Santa, if the elves find out
we've made a switch... Aaggh!
309
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,949
No! No!
This machine is not the answer.
310
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,878
[clattering and squeaking]
311
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,276
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You! You! Shoo!
312
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,598
Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
313
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,436
[engine powers down]
314
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,036
[squeaking]
315
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,709
Look, you can't get
much better than that.
316
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,430
And l promise -
it won't hurt a bit.
317
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,593
- l'm goin' in.
- l can't watch this!
318
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,796
[humming and whirring]
319
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,476
Ow! Ow!
320
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,513
lt's perfect!
321
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,514
That's because it's me,
Einstein.
322
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,039
- Santa, are you all right?
- Yeah, l got a shock in there.
323
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,957
ls there supposed to be a shock?
324
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,798
Aagghh!
325
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,078
[all] lt's naked!
326
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,558
Throw something over it.
327
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,672
- lt's incredible!
- Yes, it is.
328
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,839
[Santa chuckles]
329
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,637
Can he talk?
330
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,273
Hello?
331
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,118
[gabbles]
332
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,318
Hello?
333
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,313
Hello?
334
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,997
Ho, ho, ho!
335
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,150
Ho, ho... ho!
336
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,750
- Not bad.
- Not bad yourself.
337
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,753
l can't put my finger on it,
338
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,836
but there's something
about you that l like.
339
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,428
There's something
about you that l like!
340
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,552
- Watch him. l'll be right back.
- He's coming right back.
341
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,795
Ha-ha-ha!
342
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,360
- Bernard, l need your help.
- What do you mean?
343
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,038
What l mean is
l gotta go see Charlie
344
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,549
and l want you to
convince the elves...
345
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,989
that... toy Santa is me.
346
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,192
- Hm. Have you seen that thing?
- l've seen it.
347
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,231
Keep the elves
at a distance and say
348
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,555
that l've changed my look,
it'll work.
349
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,194
Santa, we're in
way over our heads here.
350
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,675
lf anybody can do this,
it's you, number one.
351
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,156
l... l'm not gonna lie to all the elves.
352
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,033
l myself think he looks
absolutely terrific!
353
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,311
Better and fresher somehow
than he has in years.
354
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,433
There's now a more supple
veneer to his skin
355
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,869
and an added lustre
to the thickness of his hair.
356
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,195
You could almost say
there's a...
357
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,558
a toy-like quality to him.
358
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,238
Most importantly, he's very
happy with his new look,
359
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,432
and l would caution you all
not to point or stare
360
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,598
or use the word ''plastic''.
361
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,273
OK? OK.
362
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,994
Thank you. That's all.
Back to work, please.
363
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,676
[irritable grumbling]
364
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,834
Comet, because l don't
want to take Prancer.
365
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,396
l want to take a trip with you.
When's the last time we had a cruise?
366
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,158
l love you, buddy.
367
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,949
Besides, Prancer had too many
apples. We know what that means.
368
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,355
Before you go,
take a look at your watch.
369
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,550
Hey! Can't go anywhere
without that.
370
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,990
- l've done some work on it.
- lt's beautiful. lt really is.
371
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:45,635
- You like it?
- The workmanship's fabulous.
372
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,877
lt has a power reserve that measures
how much magic you have left.
373
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,718
- lt's at ten.
- That should be enough.
374
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,549
But if you use up any magic
for any reason the level drops.
375
00:25:55,400 --> 00:26:00,155
Santa, if it gets to zero - you won't
be able to return to the Pole.
376
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,032
Uh-oh.
377
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,750
Then let's not let it get to zero!
378
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,077
- Now, look at me.
- Mm-hm?
379
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,355
What's the most important thing?
380
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,678
For you not to touch Santa?
381
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,311
For you to come back!
382
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,629
[Comet grumbles]
383
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,279
Thank you.
384
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,955
Comet, please just
chill out a little bit, OK?
385
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,073
Come on! lt's not like we're
pullin' the sleigh. Right?
386
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,270
There's no packages.
lt's one stop.
387
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,676
And l think l might have forgot
we're gonna go see Charlie.
388
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,149
[school bell]
389
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,869
Scott! Hey!
You trimmed your beard.
390
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,319
Yeah.
391
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,756
Come here, big guy.
392
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,231
Whoa! Lost some
weight there, huh?
393
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,316
- Slim-Fast?
- You don't know how fast.
394
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,237
- We should get going.
- Oh, OK.
395
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,476
How do you always know
when there's a problem?
396
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,433
l see you when you're sleepin'.
l know when you're awake.
397
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,518
Which is a pretty frightening
concept when you think about it.
398
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,915
We're really worried
about Charlie.
399
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,316
He keeps upping the ante. This
time he defaced school property.
400
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,318
- lt's classic acting out.
- l'm blaming myself for this.
401
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,954
- We're both his parents.
- Where is he?
402
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,873
He's waiting for us
in Principal Newman's office.
403
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,595
Something about her makes me
want to deface public property.
404
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,756
Hello, Mr Calvin. Laura, Neil.
405
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,475
- Miss Newman.
- Principal Newman.
406
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,719
Haven't seen you since the last
time Charlie was in trouble.
407
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,876
l've been travelling for work.
408
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,152
lf you spent more time with your
son there'd be fewer problems.
409
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,316
Then l wouldn't spend
so much time with you,
410
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,317
which is always
such a pleasure.
411
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,876
A battle of wits. lt's a shame
you come unarmed. Excuse me.
412
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,793
Ouch!
413
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,838
Good morning, Principal Newman.
414
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,475
Mr Picardo, l want you to look into
my eyes. What do you see?
415
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,350
lt's dark. And it's cold.
416
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,949
lt's your future, Mr Picardo -
keep this up
417
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,310
and you will spend
your life stabbing trash.
418
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,237
- Do l make myself clear?
- Yes.
419
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,511
- So what are you gonna do?
- l'm going to geometry.
420
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,596
Have a nice trip.
421
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,835
lt's an affront to authority and
blatant disrespect for property.
422
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,838
lf this continues l'll have no
other recourse than to suspend..
423
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,873
Excuse me. ls there a rest stop between
here and the end of the lecture?
424
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,753
l'm more interested in why this
happened in the first place.
425
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,872
So am l. Charlie, we're all
worried about you.
426
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,029
lt feels like you're trying to
get someone's attention.
427
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,156
What's bothering you?
428
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,473
- Dr Miller?
- Neil.
429
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,229
- Neil, any theories?
- Well, frankly l have several.
430
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,950
Here we go.
Let's just order a pizza.
431
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,718
Scott, you're not helping.
432
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:59,231
l was listening to a tape series
on child development last night.
433
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,473
You know what the problem is?
Excuse me, Neil.
434
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,755
lt's four weeks until Christmas.
435
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,315
- That's a holiday in December.
- Oh.
436
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,916
Have you noticed the hallways?
Not a decoration, not a twinkle light,
437
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,999
not an expression of the joy
kids are supposed to be feeling.
438
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,312
- What kind of school is this?
- A public school.
439
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:25,036
A top-rated public school.
That takes effort. And money.
440
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,238
Spending any of that money
on holiday decorations
441
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,635
would take away from
the things that truly matter.
442
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,320
Forgive me, but l think
holiday cheer really matters.
443
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,476
What are we going to do?
We are worried...
444
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,070
Let me handle this. You know
what you did is wrong. Right?
445
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,918
- l guess so.
- There's no guessing.
446
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,235
Guessing is gone.
lt was wrong what you did.
447
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,033
And you're not gonna
do it again. Promise me.
448
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,639
- OK.
- There you go.
449
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,588
He won't do it again.
Meeting is adjourned.
450
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,995
lt most certainly is not!
Charlie...
451
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,236
You know what else?
Here's a little donation.
452
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,954
Why don't you
buy yourself a wreath?
453
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,993
l am Santa Claus.
454
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,075
Boo!
455
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,068
Yeah. No, no,
l think that this is gonna work.
456
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,350
Good... Good job, Curtis.
457
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,192
Would it kill you to give
a wholehearted compliment?
458
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,275
Ho, ho, ho.
459
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,832
- Ho, ho, ho.
- Santa?
460
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,432
- l need you to look at this.
- All right!
461
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,679
Nice!
462
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,438
No. l mean,
l need you to read it.
463
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,233
Well, let's try to be
specific, shall we?
464
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,315
Ha-ha!
465
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,035
l'll take a look at it
over at my desk.
466
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,879
- How does he know where it is?
- l programmed him that way.
467
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,116
He has most of Santa's memories.
468
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,469
OK, we need you to study
everything that's in that book
469
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,995
because it is the key
to being Santa.
470
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,152
Right! l'll memorise
everything in the book.
471
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,714
l'll follow all the rules.
472
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,478
Cos rules are very important!
473
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,350
- l like this guy.
- l can barely read this.
474
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,435
Hi, Santa.
475
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,835
Uh...
476
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,033
- Hi.
- Oh. You look...
477
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,799
Like he got
a good night's sleep.
478
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,194
Like you got a very
good night's sleep.
479
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,872
How about a nice
chocolatey cocoa?
480
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,518
- Careful, it's hot.
- Of course it is.
481
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,434
Aagh!
482
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,635
Whoo!
483
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,990
That's delicious! l like cocoa!
484
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,879
Cocoa's superior refreshment!
[laughs]
485
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,036
Get me some more cocoa!
486
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,156
Whoo!
487
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,508
Right away, Santa.
488
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,755
Ho, whoa!
489
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,234
l think Santa feels
a little buzz!
490
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,955
Whoooo!
491
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,639
Let me get this straight.
You were de-Santified?
492
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,309
And you only have 27 days
to find a wife or you're out?
493
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,673
Yeah.
494
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,109
What are you gonna do?
We dated for three years
495
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,356
before you got up
the courage to propose.
496
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,597
That's a pretty serious
commitment issue, isn't it?
497
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,393
Yes, Sigmund. l was afraid
l'd mess up the first time.
498
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,750
- l'm more afraid now.
- Dad, you can't give up.
499
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,757
There's never been
a better Santa.
500
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,598
l appreciate that.
501
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,154
lt's for the best. lf l
had spent more time with you,
502
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,669
you'd spend less time in
the spray paint industry.
503
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,189
Don't do that to yourself.
You have been a great dad.
504
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,880
And being Santa has made you
an even better man.
505
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,036
l'm gonna go out
on an emotional limb.
506
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,912
Don't try to make me cry.
507
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,510
Believe it or not, you have
a great capacity for love.
508
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,557
l know you can
find someone wonderful
509
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,591
to spend the rest of
your life with.
510
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,076
Don't let the facts that you
have no time, no prospects
511
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,112
and a paralysing fear of
intimacy get you down.
512
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,195
Hm.
513
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,751
Have you ever
helped anyone? Ever?
514
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,077
You know what l'm gonna do? l am
gonna look through my phone book
515
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,714
and see who's still single out
there and not too bitter.
516
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,037
There's divorced moms at school
who'll go out with anybody.
517
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,516
As promising as this sounds,
l don't need help with this area.
518
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,916
Your old man was a high-school
legend. A double letterman.
519
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,678
l had a Mustang.
520
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,552
So as far as dating goes,
521
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,389
l think if anybody can stir up
the old mojo it would be moi.
522
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,234
Come on! l don't think
there's a woman out there
523
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,316
that doesn't want
a piece of this.
524
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,352
- Hi, Mom!
- Lucy!
525
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,713
- Uncle Scott!
- How's my little sweet pea?
526
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,437
Ohh! l haven't seen you in a long time.
527
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,996
- Tell me what's been happenin'.
- l learned to swim underwater.
528
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,634
- And l'm not afraid!
- That's amazing!
529
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,751
Maybe we'll have to go to the mall
and... get some ice cream.
530
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,993
- Plenty of women at the mall.
- Charlie...!
531
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,312
Santa, look forward and
put on a smiley face.
532
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,716
- Say hello to your elves.
- Ho, ho, ho!
533
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,195
You're doing a wonderful job!
534
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,556
Santa, when you said the bigger
wheels, is this what you meant?
535
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,635
Ho, ho, ho!
536
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,716
You're doing a wonderful job!
537
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,120
You're doing great.
Dial it down on the ho-ho-ho's,
538
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,037
but otherwise you're gold.
539
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,235
Ho, ho ho!
540
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,630
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
541
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,795
Why don't you just say it? ''You
were right, Curtis. l was wrong.''
542
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,069
OK, OK, l admit it.
543
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,710
They're happy.
They're working hard.
544
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,717
Everything's going to be fine.
545
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,717
This book is very
interesting reading.
546
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,434
There's a lot of rules
they're not following.
547
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,551
That's what l've been
saying all along.
548
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,831
Things have gotten
a little too sloppy around here.
549
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:02,112
Yes! Sloppiness means mistakes.
Mistakes aren't a good thing!
550
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,076
l might have to
make some changes here.
551
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,953
- What do you have in mind?
- Let me show you.
552
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,270
There's many things.
Look here...
553
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,837
Neil, are you sure you don't have
any other clothes l can borrow?
554
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,110
l mean, the idea tonight
is to attract a woman.
555
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:22,277
- What are you talking about?
- l look like a limesicle.
556
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,277
l think it makes you look hot.
557
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,148
What do you think, Laura?
Honestly, what do you think?
558
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,077
Doesn't he look hot, Laura?
559
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,078
l think it's what's inside
that really counts.
560
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,555
- Thought you liked the sweater.
- We'll talk later.
561
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,398
l'm off.
l may need to borrow a car.
562
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,956
l'm parked behind Neil. The
minivan - l just had it washed.
563
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,518
The minivan.
564
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,517
OK, then. Well, wish me luck.
565
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,072
l got a needlepoint sweater,
and a minivan...
566
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,716
See ya in about eight minutes.
567
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,638
Scott? Hey.
568
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,069
- Tracy!
- Yes!
569
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,873
- lt's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
570
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,954
- Here, why don't you sit down?
- Oh, thank you.
571
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,036
Thank you very much.
572
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,831
So, l'm so glad
we finally got to do this.
573
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,235
- l'm pretty nervous.
- Oh, are you?
574
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,352
Laura says
we have a lot in common.
575
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,596
l hear that you love
this time of year also?
576
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,280
lt's my favourite time of year
and my busiest time of year.
577
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,789
- Whoa, look at the sweater!
- Yeah!
578
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,196
Some sweater.
Like l should talk!
579
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,315
l also have my Christmas
charm bracelet.
580
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,149
- That's beautiful. Look at 'em!
- Yeah.
581
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,635
l wear it all year long
just to keep the spirit alive.
582
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,550
That's gorgeous. A little teddy bear
and packages. That's very nice.
583
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,712
- So what work do you do?
- l'm in the toy business.
584
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,796
- No way!
- Way!
585
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,634
- That sounds so creative.
- l love it.
586
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,876
- l love creative people.
- Yeah?
587
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,713
Yeah.
588
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,439
So what do you do?
589
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,358
l'm hoping someday to break
into the music business.
590
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,357
- As a singer-songwriter.
- No way!
591
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,833
Way!
592
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,108
- What's your favourite music?
- Country-western.
593
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,878
- [enthusiastically] Ohh!
- Yeah.
594
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,195
- Do you like Shania Twain?
- Yeah!
595
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,993
* The best thing about
singing at Christmas
596
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,998
* ls the cocoa,
carolling and fun
597
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,315
- You know that one?
- l know that song.
598
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,192
* Go totally yuletide
599
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,391
- * Takin' a sleigh ride
- You're good.
600
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,636
* Santa shirts, reindeer skirts
601
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,319
* Whoah-oh-oh!
- Hey!
602
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,475
* [off-key] Watchin' the windows
fog, drinkin' some eggnog
603
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,636
- That's good.
- * Whoah-oh-oh!
604
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,872
* Fill up a stocking
605
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,991
* Spray on some flocking
606
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,475
[shouts] Put up a tree!
Sports on TV!
607
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,557
[nasally] * Uh, whoah-oh-oh
608
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,038
* l want to be free, yeah
to feel the way l feel
609
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,998
* Ah, ah, ah, ah
610
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,314
Man!
611
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,158
* l feel like some Christmas
612
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,189
* Oh-oh, wow wow wow! *
613
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,478
[whistles]
614
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,396
Whew!
615
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,198
You hated it?
616
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,675
lt kind of scared me
a little bit.
617
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,112
No, l just. l...
618
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,751
l just... l wasn't prepared
for a performance, so if l...
619
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,190
l put myself out and that was
not an easy thing to do.
620
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,630
lf you can't support
a woman's ambition,
621
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,718
then l don't think there's any
reason to continue this date.
622
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,438
[knock on door]
623
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,839
- Dad?
- Hey, sport.
624
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,518
How'd it go?
625
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,113
Well...
626
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,795
Let's just say
l'm not bookin' a church yet.
627
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,199
Boy, l'll tell ya,
women are hard to figure out.
628
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,392
- Tell me about it.
- You too, huh? Girl trouble?
629
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,837
Well, there's this one girl.
630
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,719
We just used to be friends and
hang out at the mall and stuff.
631
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,558
Then one day l looked at her
632
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,194
and l got this weird feeling
in the pit of my stomach.
633
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,515
l started worrying about
what to wear
634
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,676
and what my hair
looked like...
635
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,476
And then l wanted to kiss her.
636
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,116
How did she do that?
637
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,515
l don't know.
But they all can do that.
638
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,753
Oh, look at that.
The snow globe!
639
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,791
This is so beautiful. l remember
when Bernard gave this to you.
640
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,388
He said all l have to do
to see you is shake it.
641
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,475
Uh-huh.
642
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,833
Now, all you have to do
is yell down the hall.
643
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,030
And l'm there
whenever you need me.
644
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,513
Yeah.
645
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,675
l'm a little tired, Dad.
l'll see you in the morning.
646
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,279
OK.
647
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,038
- Good night.
- Night.
648
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,436
Can you turn
the light off, please?
649
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,279
Yeah, cos it's
such a big reach for you!
650
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,516
[grumbling]
651
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,435
What do you mean
it's not straight?
652
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,675
[gabbles]
653
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,556
- Sure it's straight.
- Uh-uh.
654
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,153
- Maybe your head's crooked.
- [gabbles]
655
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,071
- Prancer's not this picky.
- [Comet] Yes, he is.
656
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,197
- Hi, Comet.
- Hi!
657
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,917
l've got something for you.
658
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,356
Hey, Lucy,
what have you got there?
659
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,953
Careful with the sweets.
He tends to overeat.
660
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,275
Uncle Scott,
are you Santa Claus?
661
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,915
What? Why would you ask me
something like that?
662
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,634
Cos you have a reindeer,
and only Santa has reindeer.
663
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,035
Nonsense.
A lot of people have reindeer.
664
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,116
Name five.
665
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,557
Well... most of them
live in Finland.
666
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,956
l can't pronounce their names.
667
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,670
Besides, reindeer are too stupid
to make good pets.
668
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,832
Well, l think you're very smart.
669
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,994
Well, l think he's learning
at an excellent rate.
670
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,430
Oh, really? This morning
he ate a bowl of waxed fruit.
671
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,913
Wait a minute.
672
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,558
l need the
naughty-and-nice list.
673
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,874
No.
674
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,031
lt says l'm supposed to
check it twice.
675
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,720
- Santa already checked it.
- No, l didn't.
676
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,196
- The real Santa.
- l am the real Santa!
677
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,197
- l'm sorry?
- l'm in charge here.
678
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,231
- What?
- l check the list twice.
679
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,157
That's the rule.
l like the rules.
680
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,874
- You know how l feel.
- You're misunderstanding.
681
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,356
No, l'm the rule-maker. l like
the rules. Santa likes rules.
682
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,789
l've got a good idea.
How about we have some fun?
683
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,875
Huh?
684
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,196
- lt's good to have fun.
- Right.
685
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,073
Santa, look over there.
See those elves?
686
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,000
Go ahead.
Go play some tinsel football.
687
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,473
Break!
688
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,755
- What's the object of tinsel football?
- Come on down.
689
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,475
lf you don't have the ball,
get it.
690
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,637
lf you have the ball,
run to the end zone.
691
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,875
OK, l'll go get the football.
692
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,519
Ready, hike!
693
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,356
[bloodcurdling cry]
694
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,678
l've got the ball. What are you
gonna do? Who's gonna stop me?
695
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,074
Come on!
696
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,509
This is a lot of fun!
697
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,511
Oh, so sorry!
698
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,558
[plasticky squeaking]
699
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,630
Come here! Stop! Slow down
when l'm talking to you!
700
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,796
Come here, you! Come on.
701
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,959
He's headed east
toward the main entrance!
702
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,916
Hello, Charlie.
703
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,638
Hello, Principal Newman.
704
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,715
[school bell]
705
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,353
Are Laura and Neil
on their way?
706
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,198
No, l volunteered to go solo.
707
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,833
Oh. You look...
708
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,471
You've lost weight.
Feeling all right?
709
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,556
l was until l got
this phone call.
710
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,117
Charlie, you promised you
weren't gonna do this again.
711
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,993
What's the matter with you?
l'm gonna have to punish ya.
712
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,156
l'll ground him for...
two months.
713
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,669
- l thought you were on my side!
- l'll go one better.
714
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,597
- You're suspended.
- But... Dad!
715
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:51,109
l'm as upset about
this as you, but isn't there
716
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,959
a punishment that doesn't mean
takin' him out of school?
717
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,548
- What did you have in mind?
- We could...
718
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,318
Uh... ah...
719
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,396
Community service?
720
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,235
Huh.
721
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,836
That's not a bad idea.
722
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,075
OK, Charlie. l want you to
start by cleaning up this wall.
723
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,760
l want everything
off of there by tonight.
724
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,714
And then clean off every mark
off every locker in this hallway.
725
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,229
- Every one?!
- Do as she says, Charlie.
726
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,271
But l have homework,
tests to study for.
727
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,836
Not my problem. l have a
detention group on Saturday.
728
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,030
So we will all get together
at the rec centre
729
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,151
and scrape off graffiti at 8am.
730
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,430
- See you both there.
- You say both of us?
731
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,836
No, l... l'm very busy. l do a
lot of other community service.
732
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,838
That's good. You just got
yourself elected parent rep.
733
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,839
And, Charlie...
We'll talk about the suspension.
734
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,715
Curtis, what is he doing
in the naughty-and-nice centre?
735
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,796
- What's going on?
- l'm checking the naughty-nice list.
736
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,718
- l'm checking it twice.
- l already told you!
737
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,078
lt's been checked. Don't worry.
738
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,997
l do worry.
There's a lot of mistakes.
739
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,031
l'll give you
a big fat for instance!
740
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,197
ln Denmark, there's a guy
named Sven Halstrom right here.
741
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,869
He's a Dane. He was wiping
his nose on his sister's shirt.
742
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,993
Yuk! That's not very nice!
And yet he's on the nice list.
743
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,317
We try to cut most children
slack this time of year.
744
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,353
l don't understand that!
Kids are misbehaving everywhere.
745
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,914
They're running with scissors.
They're sticky.
746
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,600
''l'm not gonna stop this car!''
''No, we're not there yet!''
747
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,109
''Brush your teeth!''
''Pick up those clothes!''
748
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,196
lt goes on and on.
749
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,869
But they're just kids!
Everybody misbehaves some time.
750
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,434
But according to
The Santa Handbook,
751
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,111
naughty kids get lumps of coal
in their stockings. Right?
752
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,231
We will make stockings.
753
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,239
ln my opinion, they should all
get coal in their stockings.
754
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:05,234
- Don't you?
- No! That's not how it works!
755
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,033
Get me the naughty-nice list.
Get me every list!
756
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,436
[shouts] Get me
[more softly] everything.
757
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,949
[* Unwritten Law:
Unwritten Christmas]
758
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,235
Mr O'Reilly, Mr Leary.
759
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,591
You in charge of the gangbangers?
760
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:26,676
They're students,
actually, and yes.
761
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,552
Keep 'em away from the car.
lt's new.
762
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,114
l don't need some delinquent
kids scratchin' it up.
763
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:34,676
They're not delinquents.
And don't worry about your car.
764
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,360
l'd worry about your legs
in those shorts.
765
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,596
l thought only swimmers
shaved their legs!
766
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,358
Whoa, good one!
767
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,879
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
768
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,195
- Brought you coffee.
- Thank you.
769
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,950
- So you have a nice-guy side.
- l'm a man of many sides.
770
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,193
l'm a puzzle.
l'm a Rubik's Cube with pants.
771
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,510
- [laughs]
- A laugh! Actual laugh.
772
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,438
- Dad, it doesn't come off.
- lt's not supposed to come off.
773
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,755
Hence you've got to be
careful where you put it.
774
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,350
Hence tagging is serious.
Hence your presence here.
775
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,872
Don't say ''hence'' any more, Dad.
lt's really annoying.
776
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,835
[school bell]
777
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,238
Nicely done!
778
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,558
How do you do it? l have trouble
with one. You have hundreds.
779
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,756
- Hi.
- Hi.
780
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,709
- l was really good this year.
- [chuckles]
781
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,628
ls that so? Are you absolutely
sure about that, Pamela?
782
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,513
l want a doll house
and a swimming pool.
783
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,632
A swimming pool?
784
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,830
l'm sorry. She insisted
on talking to you.
785
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,315
- lt's not a problem.
- OK.
786
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:41,076
l'll tell you what. lf you can
promise me you'll be good,
787
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,509
l can guarantee
you'll have a great Christmas.
788
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,200
- OK! Yeah!
- [mother laughs] Come on.
789
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,070
Kids get so nutty
this time of year.
790
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,040
- ls she a neighbour?
- No.
791
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,991
Oh. How did you know her name?
792
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,190
Oh, the... necklace,
it said Pamela on it.
793
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,869
Oh, l guess l missed that. l'm
gonna go check on this group.
794
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,396
You cost me, Pamela.
795
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:18,837
l just couldn't sleep
thinking about all those rules.
796
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,394
Am l wrong? Am l right?
Does it matter?
797
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,279
Couldn't have been the three
gallons of cocoa l had!
798
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:28,029
But you understand rules, don't
you? You're highly decorated.
799
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,435
And look at that face.
There you go.
800
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,870
There's a face
only a mom would like.
801
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,958
l don't have a mom,
so l wouldn't know about that.
802
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,196
Now, it's time
for the big event.
803
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,152
Guess what?
804
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,716
Son, it's show time!
805
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,595
You're in the spotlight.
Get bigger with it.
806
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:49,439
lt's your big chance.
l need a little help.
807
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,472
l need a little muscle.
l need a little nudge.
808
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,910
Let's call yourself
the little nudge!
809
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,794
This won't hurt - except for the
electric shock through you.
810
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,478
See ya on the other side!
811
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,990
- Oh. Hi.
- Hi. Uh...
812
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,192
lt looks like you're going out.
813
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,914
- Sorry. l should have called.
- No, it's OK. Come in.
814
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,598
- You sure?
- Uh-huh.
815
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,469
- ls there a problem?
- No, no. l just...
816
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,431
l wondered if, um...
817
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,077
lf you would... [stammers]
818
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,520
Do you want to go
get some noodles?
819
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,032
Or pie?
820
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,435
But l don't want to
keep you from your date, so...
821
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,632
Oh, it's not a date. lt's the
faculty Christmas party.
822
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,794
ls that your idea of
a night on the town?
823
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,957
Noodles and pie? [giggles]
824
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,953
- Yes. What would be your idea?
- Pizza and a movie.
825
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,638
- Thick or thin crust?
- Thin.
826
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,318
Good! Movie?
827
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,068
Two For The Road.
Audrey Hepburn, Albert Finney.
828
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,192
Movie's OK, but the car
was the star. '53 MGTD.
829
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,630
Racing green, wire wheels...
Beautiful.
830
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,911
l'm impressed. That is
a great car. My favourite car.
831
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,837
Didn't like driving 'em
in the rain.
832
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,276
You have to push it to start it.
Other than that it's perfect.
833
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,956
lt's perfect, though.
834
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,633
- l could drive you to your party.
- That would be great.
835
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,991
Except for, eventually,
l'm going to have to get home.
836
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,112
Well, l... l could pick you up.
837
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,710
So you're going to drop me off,
then come back and pick me up?
838
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,592
- Yeah.
- Why don't you just stay?
839
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:48,393
- All right, l'll stay.
- l'll get my coat.
840
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,434
So, Mr Andretti,
what are you driving?
841
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,512
You know...
l think you're gonna like it.
842
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,798
[laughs]
843
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,316
[clop of hooves]
844
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,517
Mind if l ask you
something personal?
845
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,073
Please.
846
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,668
- You look really different.
- The weight.
847
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,554
lt's lndian teas and it's a lot
of salves and stuff. lt's...
848
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,716
- Do you want some cocoa?
- Uh, yes.
849
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,709
Cocoa.
You have thought of everything.
850
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,991
Well, this time of year,
l... l really shine.
851
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,590
Yeah, l can't wait
till it's over, though.
852
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,836
Streets are crowded,
the malls are jammed,
853
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,872
people max out their credit cards...
lt's noisy.
854
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,958
When did you become
such a cynic?
855
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,469
Oh. l don't know.
856
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,516
l used to love Christmas, too.
857
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,831
lt was the only day
that my parents didn't fight.
858
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,195
- Oh.
- Oh.
859
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,356
They were at each other
all the time.
860
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,155
But on Christmas, they tried
to make the holiday special.
861
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,716
My dad went through this charade
so l'd believe in Santa Claus.
862
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,276
He put a cot by the fireplace
so Santa could take a nap...
863
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,197
Like he has time to take a nap!
864
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,596
Consider the amount of gifts
he would have to... deliver.
865
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,393
Why would he nap? He
would probably need some coffee.
866
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,796
Yeah. And there was
cocoa and cookies.
867
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,516
And carrots for the reindeer.
868
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,508
That's a good gesture.
The reindeer love carrots.
869
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,790
And the thought is
important to them, too.
870
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:42,596
Yeah. And l'd wake up and the cocoa
and cookies would be gone
871
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,951
and the cot would be mussed
and the carrots gnawed.
872
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,629
They swallow them. lf they're
fresh they'll eat 'em like that.
873
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,716
They love red bell peppers, too.
874
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,717
You know the stories.
lf you read...
875
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,269
And there would be incredible
presents under the tree.
876
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:03,030
One year was a rocking horse,
and l named it Harvey.
877
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,068
And the next year was
a little red wagon,
878
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,919
which l made a lemonade stand,
which was great.
879
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,678
And the last year was...
880
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:16,117
lt was just... a Baby Doll. She was
pink and soft and beautiful.
881
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,949
- Beautiful?
- Yes.
882
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,354
l believed in Santa so much
l'd get in fights at school
883
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,869
with kids who tried to tell me
that he didn't exist.
884
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,673
And one day
l came home with a bloody nose.
885
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,992
That's when my parents
decided to tell me to...
886
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,997
grow up.
887
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,191
l was devastated, and...
888
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,110
Good, Carol! This is great
sleigh-riding conversation!
889
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:45,915
- l'm a terrible sleigh con-..
- lt's fine conversation.
890
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,350
A person just wants something
to believe in, you know?
891
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,835
Yes, l know. Yes, l know.
892
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,157
OK, we have cocoa.
893
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,714
We have a blanket.
We have a horse-drawn sleigh.
894
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,558
The only thing that's...
895
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,793
- What?
- [laughs]
896
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,399
- lt's snowing.
- Oh.
897
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,353
As if by magic?
898
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,392
That's what l was gonna say,
that it should be snowing!
899
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,511
[delighted laugh]
900
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,796
[* The Shirelles: Blue Holiday]
901
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,390
* It's been a blue
902
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,069
* Holiday
903
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,228
* Since you've been gone
904
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,634
* Oh, my darling
905
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,835
* Won't you
906
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,229
* Hurry, hurry home
907
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:48,719
* It's been a blue
908
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,518
* Holiday...
909
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,036
l owe you one.
910
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,278
lt's a great party.
911
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,470
Look. That guy moved.
912
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,679
- Would you excuse me?
- Mm-hm.
913
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,156
[feedback]
914
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,639
Could l have your attention?
Your attention, please!
915
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:29,636
There we go. Hi. l'm Scott Calvin and
l just thought l'd step up here and...
916
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,150
and say the word that we've all
been longing to hear.
917
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,758
Fire!
918
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,591
OK. What l think, folks, is
that a lot of you have forgotten
919
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:45,359
what the true spirit
of Christmas is all about.
920
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,435
Mm?
921
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,989
lf you're not willing
to dance or laugh or flirt
922
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,396
or risk the buffet, l don't
think we have much choice.
923
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,717
So before the choir gets out
here l say we rock this house
924
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,308
with a secret Santa! Huh?
925
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,232
Carol - happy, happy Christmas!
926
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,830
l think they're just
decorations for the carollers.
927
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,958
She's afraid these are
decorations for the carolling.
928
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,799
l think Carol is right
about the carolling!
929
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,310
l'm talking about the packages
that [whispers] are backstage.
930
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,510
There aren't any
packages backstage.
931
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,596
Ohh! There's none back there.
932
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,395
[sighs] So l was mistaken
when l saw this bag of gifts.
933
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,478
Maybe l'm wrong, but it sure
looks like a bag of gifts.
934
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,636
Ohh! lt's heavy
like a bag of gifts.
935
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,908
Look at this! What's in here?
936
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,756
lt's very heavy, very heavy.
937
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,238
John Pierce.
938
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,796
Doesn't your mom call you JJ?
939
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,076
Merry Christmas, JJ.
940
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,436
No way.
941
00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,879
This is Toss Across!
942
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,671
l used to love this
when l was a kid!
943
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,518
But l never told anybody.
944
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,070
Where did...? Who did this?
945
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,679
Grace Kim.
946
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,111
Yes, there you are!
Merry Christmas.
947
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,798
- Thank you.
- Tom Astle.
948
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:18,632
- Me! Sorry, Gordon.
- Hey!
949
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,274
- Haven't changed a bit!
- Gee, thanks.
950
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,159
- Lizzy Garcia.
- Here.
951
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,150
- There. Merry Christmas.
- Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots!
952
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,396
Mint condition!
This is incredible!
953
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,476
The Holly Hobbie Oven!
954
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,633
Come on up and get
the rest of your presents.
955
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,518
- Marie?
- Here!
956
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,552
There she is. Katie. Jerry.
957
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,150
- Here!
- Cory. Cory?
958
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,878
Here!
959
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,956
[* Chuck Berry:
Run Rudolph Run]
960
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,315
- Carl, you need a net.
- Not me!
961
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,316
This is great.
962
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,677
Hey, party animal,
you want to play?
963
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,360
- l can't figure it out.
- lt's beanbag tic-tac-toe.
964
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,516
No, l mean
the secret Santa thing.
965
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,518
Someone tracked down all those
wonderful antique toys.
966
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,870
Probably someone who knows
his way around eBay.
967
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,479
- Yeah.
- Yep.
968
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,517
lt was you. l know it was you.
969
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,233
l just can't figure out...
How did you do it?
970
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,113
Sometimes you don't need
to know all the answers.
971
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,639
Speaking of which...
972
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,550
Even the principal
needs a Christmas gift.
973
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,193
Merry Christmas.
974
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,517
Come on, open it. Rip it open.
975
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,029
Come on.
We're not gonna save the paper.
976
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,835
lt's Baby Doll.
977
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,596
[voice breaks] Come here.
978
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,798
- Did you call the office?
- No.
979
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,797
- Did they call you?
- lt's not like that.
980
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,514
- Did you investigate us?
- No, l wouldn't do that.
981
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,349
Did you...? l told you about
Baby Doll an hour ago, and...
982
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,398
Did you send someone to...?
983
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,158
- No.
- No.
984
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,791
Well... l don't know
how you did it.
985
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,797
lt's like some kind of magic.
986
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,630
Yeah, sort of like
some kind of magic.
987
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,309
And... and pretty much
the last that l have.
988
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,999
What? Well, what...?
You know what?
989
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,152
l don't want to know.
990
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,109
What you did in there tonight
for everyone was wonderful.
991
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,196
Thank you.
992
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,273
l'm sorry.
993
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,271
l shouldn't have done that.
994
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,029
- ls that OK?
- Yeah.
995
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,638
Got this weird feeling
in the pit of my stomach.
996
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,798
l'm, um...
997
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,835
l'm not...
real good at this.
998
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,712
Where did that come from?
999
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,796
l don't know.
1000
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,236
Hi! Merry Christmas!
1001
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,799
Ho, ho, ho!
1002
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,669
[machines stop]
1003
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,558
Can l have your attention?
1004
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,151
Stop the work, please.
Everybody stop the work.
1005
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,072
- Merry Christmas!
- [quacks]
1006
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,510
That's nice. l have a little
announcement to make.
1007
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:47,879
From this moment forward, we're
not gonna make any more toys.
1008
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,594
The children of the world
don't deserve presents.
1009
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,756
They're running rampant
with naughtiness.
1010
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,633
This Christmas we're gonna
give those greedy kids
1011
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,479
exactly what they deserve.
1012
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:04,309
A beautiful, high-quality
yet low-sulphur variety of coal!
1013
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,078
[uproar]
1014
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,554
Quiet!
1015
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,432
We have to focus,
all of us, on the goals ahead.
1016
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:17,192
And just to make sure
that that happens...
1017
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,918
Thank you, sweetie.
1018
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,719
l... l hate to blow my own horn.
1019
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,636
[horn sounds]
1020
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,277
Stay where you are!
Don't be afraid!
1021
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,314
Back! Back!
1022
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,434
l was up late, couldn't sleep.
1023
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,676
Milk wouldn't do it,
cocoa is a little sweet,
1024
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,712
so l decided to make
an army of toy soldiers.
1025
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,839
They don't have
a good sense of humour like me.
1026
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,509
l would do what they ask you.
Which is what l'm going to tell you!
1027
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,393
Don't listen to him!
This guy's not Santa!
1028
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,477
- He's not Santa?
- He's a toy!
1029
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,154
He has a rubber face
and a plastic tushy!
1030
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,758
[plasticky squeaking]
1031
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,994
Trust me!
Don't let him ruin Christmas!
1032
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,880
Thank you for
those kind words, Bernard!
1033
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,719
Well, now that we all
have an understanding,
1034
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:29,555
have a joyous and
merry Christmas!
1035
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,591
Merry Christmas!
1036
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,789
[screaming]
1037
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,319
OK, ready? Go!
1038
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,795
This is what l call
community service!
1039
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,876
Here she comes. Duck down!
1040
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,349
Hey!
1041
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,675
Attention you hooligans
behind that snow bank!
1042
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,995
You have snowballed
the wrong house.
1043
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,669
Drop the snowballs, kick them
away from the snow suits
1044
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,950
and keep the mittens
where l can see them.
1045
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,719
Your dad is hanging with
Principal Newman?
1046
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,319
- ls he dating her?
- No.
1047
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,392
Go to your homes.
Uh... pelt the ones you love.
1048
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,195
- And a merry Christmas!
- [Carol laughs]
1049
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,993
- That is really gross, man.
- Shut up.
1050
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,071
There are things about me you
should know. Personal things.
1051
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,555
We don't need to
rush things, Scott.
1052
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,349
l think you need to
know these things.
1053
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:39,435
OK.
1054
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,073
Um...
1055
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,995
Remember the mistletoe,
how it just showed up?
1056
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,872
- Yes.
- And the sleigh.
1057
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,877
- How magical that was?
- Yes.
1058
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,031
Secret Santa Claus?
1059
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,356
- That was me.
- Yeah?
1060
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,596
l'm not this size much. l'm
usually much bigger than this.
1061
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,358
So am l sometimes.
1062
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,550
l have a big white beard
that's beautiful.
1063
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,114
- l don't.
- l work a long way from home.
1064
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,595
When l get back home,
l sleep for a long time.
1065
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,280
See? OK.
lt's not so bad so far.
1066
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,948
You work far away from home
and you sleep a lot.
1067
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:19,470
You've never been to prison
and you don't wear socks with sandals.
1068
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,715
Well...
1069
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,918
l'm Santa Claus.
1070
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,634
What?
1071
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,590
The suit, the red suit's real.
The North Pole is a place.
1072
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:35,077
There are elves. They make toys.
They're beautiful and it's real.
1073
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,992
- l exist.
- That's not funny.
1074
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:38,473
- lt's magical.
- Cut it out.
1075
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,999
l'm telling the truth.
1076
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,270
l told you something personal
from my childhood
1077
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,949
and now you're making a joke
out of it and it's not funny. lt hurts.
1078
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:50,790
l know how hard this is to
believe, but connect the dots.
1079
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,434
- Think what's happened.
- l know what's going on.
1080
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,597
- Think about the little girl.
- You felt something for me.
1081
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,757
Now you're acting like a mental
patient because you're scared.
1082
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:03,316
- l deliver gifts in a sleigh.
- lncredible.
1083
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,716
l go down chimneys with burning
logs and l still deliver gifts.
1084
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,751
l'm not scared.
That's not what this is.
1085
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:11,110
lf you're trying to
push me away, it's working.
1086
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:12,958
Carol, don't make me leave.
1087
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,396
Please.
1088
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,911
- How could you pick her?
- l didn't.
1089
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,359
You don't care any more.
1090
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,516
l care more about you
than anybody.
1091
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,358
But it's a two-way street.
1092
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,871
- You won't confide in me.
- You want it? Here it is.
1093
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:56,914
- What? Talk to me.
- l don't live a normal life.
1094
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,474
- You live a great life here.
- Just listen to me!
1095
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,398
My friends get to go around
saying, ''My dad's a plumber.''
1096
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,398
''My dad's a pilot.'' ''My dad's
a dentist.'' You know what?
1097
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:08,910
My dad is the best thing of all
and l can't tell anyone.
1098
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,759
You have no idea how hard it is,
walking around with that secret.
1099
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,952
And now you're going out
with Principal Newman!
1100
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,196
And you don't even
tell me about it.
1101
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:23,551
My whole life has become
about secrets, and l hate it!
1102
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,636
l'm sorry.
1103
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,795
Forget about
Principal Newman, all right?
1104
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,911
And forget about Santa.
l'm done.
1105
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,112
My time's up.
1106
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,915
Who cares any more?
1107
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,355
- Hi, Charlie.
- Hi, Lucy.
1108
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,075
- What are you doing?
- Just shovelling.
1109
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,155
Oh.
1110
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,034
Charlie, is Uncle Scott
Santa Claus?
1111
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,552
No.
Why would you think that?
1112
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:01,511
l don't know.
1113
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:05,594
- How come Uncle Scott was sad?
- What makes you think that?
1114
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,631
l asked him to stick
a straw in his nose
1115
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,591
and blow bubbles
in his milk.
1116
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,995
- And he said no.
- Whatever.
1117
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,593
- Can you talk to him?
- l don't think so, Lucy.
1118
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,756
- Did you have a fight?
- Sort of.
1119
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,632
- Are you gonna make up?
- l don't know!
1120
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:21,751
- Are you gonna be mad forever?
- Lucy!
1121
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,950
- What?
- These are hard questions.
1122
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,718
No, they're not. They're easy.
1123
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,195
And you can't be mad
at him forever, Charlie.
1124
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,356
He's your daddy
and you love him.
1125
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,119
* ln a strip-mining machine
1126
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,719
* Flatten the hills we go
1127
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,479
Come on!
1128
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:50,194
Put a smile on that face,
little troll!
1129
01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:53,273
Wait a minute. l got a joke.
This'll cheer you up.
1130
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:56,038
- Knock, knock!
- Who's there?
1131
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:57,115
[laughs]
1132
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,558
- Aren't you?
- Aren't you who?
1133
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:01,750
Aren't you supposed to
get back to work?!
1134
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,633
All of ya! You little idiots!
Back to work!
1135
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:07,476
Got any twos?
1136
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,993
Hm.
1137
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,196
Go fish.
1138
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,433
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1139
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,796
Whooaahh!
1140
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,756
- What was that?
- l don't know.
1141
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,751
- Want some more hot chocolate?
- Mm-hm.
1142
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,233
OK.
1143
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,238
[door bell]
1144
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,669
- Would you get that, honey?
- Yeah, sure.
1145
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:39,396
ls S... Scott here?
1146
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,717
- Who are you?
- Uh...
1147
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:43,796
Curtis, a friend from...
Buffalo.
1148
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,516
- Are you an elf?
- Of course not!
1149
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,751
Why would you ask
such a silly question?
1150
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,632
How come you have pointy ears?
1151
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,556
lt's... because l never
ate my green vegetables.
1152
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,512
Do you eat
your green vegetables?
1153
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,031
Uncle Scott!
1154
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,675
Yeah, l'm right here.
What's wrong?
1155
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,276
Oh... Curtis! What are you doin' here?
1156
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,356
There's a little
trouble at the...
1157
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:13,913
plant.
1158
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,592
lt's OK.
Curtis is a very old friend.
1159
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,359
We have a large, uh... firm.
We work together in...
1160
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:21,038
- [whispers] Buffalo.
- Buffalo?
1161
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:26,509
We work together in Buffalo.
So... we're gonna talk business.
1162
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,552
- What business?
- lt's none of your business.
1163
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,638
Soon l'm gonna be seven.
And then l can know things.
1164
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:34,557
- Good night, Curtis.
- Good night, Lucy.
1165
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,318
Good night, Lucy.
1166
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,954
- What's up?
- Toy Santa's out of control.
1167
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,548
He's locked up the elves,
shut down the workshop,
1168
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:44,752
he thinks everybody's naughty
and he's gonna give everyone coal!
1169
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:47,633
- Why didn't Bernard tell me?
- He's under house arrest.
1170
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:48,749
Bernard?!
1171
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,917
Fly back with me to the North
Pole to save Christmas!
1172
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,634
l can't. l have no magic left.
l'm out of magic. Look.
1173
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,079
Grrrr!
1174
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,469
- l thought you had Comet.
- Yeah, we...
1175
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,398
Yes! Come on!
1176
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,316
Hey, Comet. We just...
1177
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:08,475
[groans]
1178
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:10,958
Comet?
1179
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:13,318
Comet?
1180
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,953
Look at me.
1181
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,071
- Comet...!
- [groans]
1182
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,352
What are ya doin'?
1183
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,313
- Eating sugar is bad for you.
- [gabbles]
1184
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,155
What do you mean,
you didn't eat this?
1185
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,072
Who did?
1186
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,278
A squirrel?!
1187
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,353
Get this. You gotta fly both
of us back to the North Pole.
1188
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,437
- Yeah, tonight.
- [groans]
1189
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,477
OK. l'll help you up.
1190
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,319
All right? Ready? You've got to
help me a little here.
1191
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,395
[groans]
1192
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:51,393
Pull.
1193
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:52,515
Ai! Gah!
1194
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:56,318
Good. OK, we almost got it.
1195
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,919
That's OK.
1196
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:02,595
OK, now, help me.
Can ya move anything?
1197
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:06,152
[long groan]
1198
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,555
Fire in the hole! Get away!
1199
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,836
[farts]
1200
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,355
Whoa!
1201
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,757
Eat some roughage, will you?
1202
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:25,072
- Oh, what about the jet pack?
- lt burned up on reentry.
1203
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:30,432
What am l supposed to do?
Grow wings?
1204
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:36,791
l hope he doesn't have
too many stops to make tonight.
1205
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,148
You and me both, pal.
OK. Let's just get it over with.
1206
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:44,235
OK.
1207
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,278
One, two...
1208
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,229
Three!
1209
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,718
- What's going on down there?
- Are you sure about this?
1210
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:56,717
What? The old toaster trick?
1211
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,390
When we were kids we used to do
this to get a little extra cash.
1212
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,114
- Works every time!
- l can't watch this.
1213
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,433
- You ready, buddy?
- All right. Let her rip.
1214
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:07,835
One,
1215
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:08,955
two,
1216
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,199
three!
1217
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:13,355
Ow!
1218
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:16,596
[groans]
1219
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,233
Oh, Scott!
1220
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,756
- Scott, are you all right?
- Mom!
1221
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,797
- Yes?
- l lost another tooth.
1222
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,116
Should l put it
under my pillow?
1223
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,879
Yes!
1224
01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:58,915
By cuspids!
1225
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:00,755
Shhh.
1226
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,512
This way. Come on.
1227
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:05,313
Curtis, get the door.
lt's a Tooth Fairy ambush.
1228
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:13,591
What do you people want?
l only carry $20 in change.
1229
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,597
Tooth Fairy, it's me, Santa.
1230
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,830
l've lost the weight
and the beard, but it's me.
1231
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:20,758
l know Santa. Santa is a friend.
And you, sir, are no Santa.
1232
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:21,995
l am too.
1233
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:25,749
How did l know l could capture
you by holdin' on to a wing?
1234
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,838
You wanted to change your name
to Captain Floss or Plaque Man.
1235
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,518
Or, as l recall, Roy.
1236
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:33,712
And it was Santa's idea
to call you the Molarnator.
1237
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,558
- Who's the kid?
- One of my elves. He's an elf.
1238
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:40,235
Ow.
1239
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,718
Santa!
1240
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:46,558
The Molarnator at your service!
1241
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,315
- A little altitude, please!
- What?
1242
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,989
Could you possibly
fly a little higher?
1243
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:54,075
Oof!
1244
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:57,357
- What?
- Never mind!
1245
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:07,432
Principal Newman?
1246
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,271
What is it, Charlie?
1247
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:14,596
You keep asking me if there's
something bothering me.
1248
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,676
Well, there is. l...
1249
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,669
l couldn't talk
about it before, but...
1250
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:22,910
l want to talk about it now.
1251
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,551
OK. Go ahead.
1252
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,192
- My dad is Santa.
- Oh, please. Not you too.
1253
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:30,878
Hold on.
1254
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:34,118
lf you have no feelings
for my dad, then fine.
1255
01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:36,470
But if the only reason
for not being with him is
1256
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,512
that you don't believe in him,
you're making a big mistake.
1257
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,073
Oh, Charlie...
1258
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,878
Here.
1259
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:48,518
l want you to take this.
Look into this and...
1260
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,439
try to remember what it was like
when you were little
1261
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,949
and you still
believed in Christmas.
1262
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,512
Seeing isn't believing.
Believing is seeing.
1263
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,150
You haven't seen anything yet!
1264
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,837
- Curtis?
- What? [thump] Ow!
1265
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:32,838
- What do l do?
- Slow down.
1266
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:33,915
OK.
1267
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:36,350
Piece of cake. Attaboy.
There you go.
1268
01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,118
Why can't you fly higher?
1269
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:42,032
Tooth Fairy, l want to thank
you. l'll never forget this.
1270
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:43,832
l wish l could do more,
but l gotta go.
1271
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:46,190
Denver just started
a new pee-wee hockey league.
1272
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,356
Before you go,
l want you to know that nobody,
1273
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,948
nobody was
braver than you were today.
1274
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,275
You should be
proud of your wings.
1275
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,831
- They're not too girly?
- Not on you.
1276
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,108
[chuckles]
1277
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,189
Wouldn't it be easier
to go through the workshop?
1278
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:10,278
No. That way Santa and his
soldiers would be expecting us.
1279
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,710
Sound military strategy involves
taking your enemy by surprise.
1280
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,796
lt's good strategy.
1281
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,878
Sometimes being a despot
is a tough business.
1282
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:21,955
[laughs]
1283
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:23,515
Come on.
1284
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:26,516
[hums]
1285
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:30,871
lt's Scott, isn't it?
1286
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,071
Yeah. What are you
supposed to be?
1287
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:36,431
A better, stronger version
of what you used to be -
1288
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,076
with a flawless complexion,
l might add.
1289
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,556
- Look, it just glistens.
- Listen to me. l'm back now.
1290
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,672
So untie us. Let the elves go
and give me back the coat.
1291
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:48,278
[mumbles]
1292
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,156
No can do! lt's Christmas Eve!
l have coal to deliver!
1293
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,919
And l don't want those
naughty kids to suffer! [laughs]
1294
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,600
Boys! One, two, three!
1295
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:02,271
And... one, two!
1296
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,675
Try to keep up!
Let's go. Move it on!
1297
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,476
Try to...
This is just too tight.
1298
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:09,075
[sighs]
1299
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,317
This is all my fault.
1300
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,869
l thought l could
create another Santa.
1301
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,992
My elfin pride
blinded me to all reason.
1302
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:20,076
There's only one Santa.
1303
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:22,397
Well, l've done
a pretty rotten job.
1304
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,192
l didn't check the list twice.
1305
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,675
My kid thinks l betrayed him.
1306
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:29,672
l hurt the woman l love.
1307
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,796
l ruined Christmas.
1308
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:42,515
Charlie!
1309
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,076
How'd you get up here?
1310
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:51,675
Scott!
1311
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,395
l got to fly in
with the Tooth Fairy.
1312
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,551
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
1313
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,478
Brush between meals
and don't forget the floss.
1314
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,034
And if anybody cares,
l'm exhausted.
1315
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,995
And she...
has a beautiful smile.
1316
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:09,274
- Thank you for everything.
- No. Thank you.
1317
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:12,590
l am... [laughs] the Molarnator!
1318
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:18,275
Whoo!
1319
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,799
Come on!
1320
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,518
Hyah!
1321
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,796
[whistles]
1322
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,392
Get out of the way!
1323
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,994
What are you doing?
1324
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,793
- You gotta save Christmas.
- How am supposed to save...?
1325
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,315
[crash]
1326
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,315
- No, no, no.
- Please. Don't worry.
1327
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,712
[elves] Whoa!
1328
01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,792
Slow down.
1329
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,433
Stay.
1330
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,629
[elves] Whoah!
1331
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,551
[Chet] Oh, Chet...
1332
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,715
Ouch! Ow! Oh, oh, oh!
1333
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,556
Thanks. Excuse me, pork chop.
1334
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,752
OK. Chet, this is it.
You ready to rock and roll?
1335
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:30,874
- Chet?
- Yeah. He's still in training.
1336
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:34,635
- Has he had much flight time?
- About a minute and a half.
1337
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,194
- He's had a lot of crash time!
- Curtis...!
1338
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:39,880
- He's just a baby.
- All right.
1339
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,996
Let's see what this baby can do.
1340
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,759
- [Chet hums]
- Oh, boy.
1341
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:47,674
Ready to go, buddy?
You know what we gotta do.
1342
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,358
Hyah!
1343
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,315
Chet! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chet, Chet.
1344
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:57,276
[Chet cackles wildly]
1345
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,151
You gotta focus, Chet.
1346
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,831
OK, everybody! Outside, now!
1347
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,596
Almost there, boys. Let's go!
1348
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,309
[laughs]
1349
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:17,196
- Chet, whoa!
- [mad cackle]
1350
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,111
[cheering]
1351
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,796
Snowballs, on three!
1352
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,078
One!
1353
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:39,838
Two!
1354
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,638
Three!
1355
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:05,679
OK, elves...
1356
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,878
Let's get 'em!
1357
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:16,719
Whoa, whoa! Not so far!
1358
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,399
- Whoa, Chet!
- Whooh!
1359
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:21,270
Back for more action,
eh, scooter?
1360
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:22,958
- Chet, Chet!
- [laughs]
1361
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:24,709
[Chet babbles]
1362
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,478
Cut the chitchat, Chet!
1363
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,831
Why is this such a problem?
Come on!
1364
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:31,951
Where do you think you're going?
1365
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,878
- Go, go!
- Hyah, boy! Come on!
1366
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:37,273
Faster!
1367
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,676
The lead.
The one in the front, Chet!
1368
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,995
Leave my reindeer alone!
1369
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,554
- Go! Go! Go!
- [Chet blows raspberry]
1370
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,917
Come on! We got to get them
before they get out the hole.
1371
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:51,031
Stay away from my lead reindeer!
1372
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:55,155
- [Chet makes bugle sound]
- Whoo!
1373
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,590
Holy Hannah,
he's an action hero!
1374
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,438
[laughs] Hyah!
1375
01:23:20,440 --> 01:23:25,070
What are you doin' up there?
l can't see where l'm driving.
1376
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,509
You are a sad,
strange little man.
1377
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:31,915
Whoa!
1378
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,031
You're gonna fall... l hope!
1379
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,635
That's a good way
to lose an eye!
1380
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:44,354
Look out! You're scaring me!
1381
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,592
Can l help you?
1382
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,756
Honey, l'm home!
1383
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:01,398
Loser!
1384
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:27,994
[screaming]
1385
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:50,914
[cackles]
1386
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:55,717
Hey, l'm supposed to wear this
coat! How about a little elbow?
1387
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:58,354
There you are.
That's gotta feel good.
1388
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:02,038
You want the shoe?
Take it off. Go ahead. Go on!
1389
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:08,755
Uh?
1390
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:12,479
What are we gonna do now,
smartypants?
1391
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,310
Watch out!
The building! Left, left!
1392
01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:18,715
Oh, well.
The town'll break the fall.
1393
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:25,673
Look out!
1394
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:30,557
Yo, Tony! Hey, Brian, stop me!
1395
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:35,909
Oof!
1396
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:41,197
Get off of me! Now remember,
rules are very, very important!
1397
01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:43,038
l want hot chocolate.
1398
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:46,716
[Scott] Hey, guys, back up. l've
got a special place for him.
1399
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:50,715
You idiot! Wait a minute,
something's shocking me.
1400
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:52,751
- You were great.
- Sounds like you were too.
1401
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,871
- We've got ten minutes.
- Where is Carol?
1402
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,799
- Carol! Are you all right?
- Yes!
1403
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:01,037
- Where are you going?
- l gotta deliver gifts.
1404
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:02,912
Aren't you forgetting something?
1405
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:04,917
- No.
- You gotta get married.
1406
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,996
Excuse me?
1407
01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:11,033
Carol, l...
1408
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:17,475
l cannot continue being Santa...
unless l find a Mrs Claus.
1409
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,190
Oh. So that's what the whole
noodles and pie thing...
1410
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,880
- You just needed a wife.
- No.
1411
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:26,834
No?
1412
01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:28,998
- Yes.
- Yes?
1413
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:31,597
Yes, l was looking for a wife.
1414
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:35,876
No, l didn't figure on
falling... in love.
1415
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:41,592
You love me?
1416
01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:47,754
- This is all happening so fast.
- Well, there's no pressure.
1417
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,034
Good.
1418
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:53,232
l mean, if l don't get married
l just won't deliver the gifts
1419
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:56,272
and children everywhere
will stop believing,
1420
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:00,154
the elves will lose their jobs,
the North Pole will disappear
1421
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,236
and Christmas will be gone.
1422
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:06,998
- Get down on one knee.
- Hm?
1423
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:09,351
Do it. Now.
1424
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:15,116
Say ''Carol.''
1425
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:19,512
- Carol.
- Uh-huh?
1426
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:21,074
Yeah?
1427
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,873
You say this is happening
all so fast.
1428
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:27,354
You say this is happening
all so fast.
1429
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:29,755
But you've known me
your whole life.
1430
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:32,951
But you've known me
your whole life.
1431
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,196
When you were
little and alone...
1432
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:36,389
[Scott repeats]
1433
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:39,273
- [both] Santa...
- l can take it from here.
1434
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,231
..Santa was always
there for you.
1435
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:44,830
And l will be, as long as you
continue to believe in me.
1436
01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:47,594
l know l'm asking you
to leave everything at home,
1437
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,154
but l can guarantee you
that this is worth it.
1438
01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:51,838
This place...
1439
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,877
This place is all about magic
1440
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:58,274
and love... and wonder.
1441
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,994
And occasionally
a thin-crust pizza
1442
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:04,829
and a movie and
a long winter night.
1443
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:07,716
ls there a school here?
1444
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:14,074
Yeah, we have one, a school, but
the elves need a new principal.
1445
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:17,909
Cos as of late some of the elves
have been acting a bit impish.
1446
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,236
Carol...
1447
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:29,636
- l love you.
- You do?
1448
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:32,955
Would you be my wife?
1449
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:36,159
[whispers] l will.
1450
01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:38,999
[whispers] Thank you.
l've got it from here.
1451
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:45,518
l will.
1452
01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:53,478
By the powers vested in me
by me,
1453
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:56,358
l now pronounce you Santa
1454
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,799
and Mrs Claus.
1455
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:04,509
Well, go on now. Kiss her!
1456
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:12,835
Awwww!
1457
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:21,756
[gurgling]
1458
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:38,717
- Dad, we gotta go.
- Walk me to my sleigh.
1459
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:42,669
We gotta go! When we get back,
we start making some more toys.
1460
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:51,279
All right. Well, Mrs Claus,
you might want to get some rest.
1461
01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:54,837
You see, tomorrow begins
vacation season for me,
1462
01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:58,396
which means a three-month
honeymoon for us.
1463
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:03,596
Nothing tropical. You do not
want to see this in a Speedo.
1464
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,992
Don't be home too late.
1465
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:09,712
And so it begins.
1466
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:12,314
Boys, we've got
some toys to deliver!
1467
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:14,193
Hyah!
1468
01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:36,673
[whispers] Lucy?
1469
01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:38,993
What, Charlie?
1470
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,439
Come downstairs.
l want you to see something.
1471
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:53,518
[whispers] Lucy.
1472
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,271
Watch this.
1473
01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:13,358
Uncle Scott?!
1474
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:19,959
- Do you have any twos?
- Go fish!
1475
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:23,834
You are Santa!
l knew it was you all along.
1476
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:26,394
- And you were right.
- Uncle Scott...
1477
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,953
You look all rosy.
Are you feeling better?
1478
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:32,436
l'm feeling much, much better.
1479
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:35,074
ls there anything else
l should know about?
1480
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:39,113
l don't know. But Charlie has
something he wants to tell you.
1481
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:40,719
OK.
1482
01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:46,711
You know, l was exactly your age
when l found out my dad was Santa.
1483
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:50,116
- But l couldn't tell anybody.
- l can't tell anybody either?
1484
01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:53,073
No. But knowing it
isn't a burden.
1485
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:55,719
lt's a gift.
1486
01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:00,277
Most kids stop believing in
Santa when they grow up.
1487
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:02,550
But l get to
believe in him forever.
1488
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:05,399
l love you, Charlie. Thank you.
1489
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:12,918
But do we still get toys?
1490
01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:16,118
lf you ever get to bed and go to
sleep like the other kids.
1491
01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:18,037
Oh... OK!
1492
01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:22,277
- Merry Christmas, Lucy.
- Merry Christmas, Santa.
1493
01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:25,316
Sport, l gotta fly.
1494
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,556
[reindeer hooves thunder]
1495
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,678
[reindeer hooves]
1496
01:32:40,720 --> 01:32:43,109
- Easy, boys, easy.
- [Chet groans]
1497
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:45,996
You're gettin' it, Chet.
1498
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:57,638
[reindeer sighs happily]
1499
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,156
Look, Charlie!
1500
01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:03,237
Merry Christmas, Comet!
1501
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:13,639
All right, boys!
Hyah! Ho, ho, ho!
1502
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:17,071
- Hyah!
- [Chet makes bugle sound]
1503
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:20,272
Merry Christmas to all!
And to all a good night!
1504
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:21,589
[Chet babbles]
1505
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:24,670
Nothin' wrong with
a straight line, Chet.
1506
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:25,755
Chet! Chet!
1507
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:29,116
[Chet cackles wildly]
1508
01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:46,353
[*Eddie Money & Ronnie Spector:
Everybody Loves Christmas]
1509
01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:54,357
* Everybody loves Christmas
1510
01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:56,952
* Everybody has fun
1511
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:01,713
* That time of the year,
that holiday cheer
1512
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:03,518
* A good time for everyone
1513
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,597
* Everybody loves Christmas
1514
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:08,955
* Oh, count the ways
1515
01:34:10,240 --> 01:34:11,958
* You know it's almost here
1516
01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:14,236
* Oh, Christmas Day
1517
01:34:15,480 --> 01:34:16,549
* Christmas Day *
1518
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:19,556
[* Hilary Duff:
Santa Claus Lane]
1519
01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:25,873
Hey!
1520
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:29,396
What the heck
are we doin' out here?
1521
01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:30,873
Agh!
1522
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,912
Look, if we're gonna dance...
1523
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:38,478
dance like this.
All of us!
1524
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,756
Everybody, you idiots!
1525
01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:44,553
Hey, lady!
1526
01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:46,519
Watch this!
1527
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:48,676
Ever seen a toy do this?
1528
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:50,515
[cackles]
1529
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:52,751
Where you going?
1530
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:54,359
Whoo!
1531
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,868
[* Shedaisy:
Santa's Got A Brand New Bag]
1532
01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:50,958
[* Steve Tyrell:
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town]
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