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Back in the '80s,
my brother and I
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never liked the same music.
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That is, until we heard a group
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that would change
our lives forever.
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♪ Well, I'm Mike D, and
I'm back from the dead ♪
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♪ Chillin' at the beach
down at Club Med ♪
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The Beastie Boys.
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To us, they weren't
just a rap group.
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They were a way of life.
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We copied their videos
and memorized every single lyric.
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Simply put, they were
a game-changer.
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I'm telling you, dude,
if Mike D met us,
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he would be like, "We should
be best friends." - For sure!
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We're practically related...
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They rap, they party hard,
and they're in the tribe.
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All three of them!
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What are the chances?
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Wait a minute.
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Do you realize what this means?
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If the Beasties can
make it, so can we.
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Answer me this...
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Do we not have a license to ill?
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Dude, you spelled
"license" wrong.
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Don't pass this
offer up, Ad-Rock.
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I think you have what it takes
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to join my Beastie-boys-inspired
supergroup The Tasty Boys.
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Could we give it five more
minutes on the name?
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No! The name has stuck.
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You'd really let me
into your rap supergroup?
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Of course.
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Your weird voice sounds
like you have a young man
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and an old woman
stuck in your body,
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so I'll clearly be
the breakout star.
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I accept!
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Ill.
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We are so ill.
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Who's ill? Oh,
my god, get to bed.
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No one's going to school today.
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- But...
- Ba-ba-ba!
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We're both ill and sick.
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I guess the only thing I can do
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is wait on you hand and foot
in front of the TV.
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Come on. Yeah.
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Being a rap star is awesome!
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It was January 6,
1980-something...
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The fateful day my mom
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- first laid eyes on our neighbors' new kitchen.
- Ta-da!
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Everything was brand-new.
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It was an '80s architectural
masterpiece of formica
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and every shade of brown.
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Is that a Lazy Susan?
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It is!
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Is this almond-colored?
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It's beautiful.
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Like dirty snow.
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This linoleum... it
looks like real tile.
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Oh, it spins around! Look!
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The cinnamon was in the back,
and now it's in the front!
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And the best part... Charles
did the whole thing himself,
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and it cost half the price.
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- Get out.
- I swear.
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No, get out of my way.
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Move your body. I must
speak to Murray now.
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Wha...
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We're getting a new kitchen.
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What's wrong
with the old kitchen?
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You just said it... it's old.
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It doesn't have what I need in a kitchen.
Hello, Bill.
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All you need in the kitchen
is food and forks...
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and maybe a cup or two.
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Also, you'd be surprised
how often you use a juicer.
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Then it's settled. We're
gonna get a juicer.
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Damn it, Bevy, you win again.
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I mean it. We need to renovate.
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This thing should
be in a museum...
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a museum of ugly refrigerators.
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Blech!
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And look at this floor.
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No, don't. It'll give
you a seizure.
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And what about these
Lazy-Susan-less cabinets?
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I've got to move the other
spices out of the way
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like a wild animal.
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Like, "oh, here's the tarragon."
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Oh.
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And now I'm stressed out.
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She did make a mess.
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Bevy, I'd love to give
you a new kitchen,
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but it would cost a fortune.
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And the materials alone...
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I'm a tile man.
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I'll hook you up for free.
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Yeah, but the labor.
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I'll install it myself.
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Bill, read the room.
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I see what this is about.
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You don't want this 'cause
you're afraid of change.
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What are you talking about?
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You're a creature of habit.
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For the last 10 years,
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you've had the same job,
same car, same clothes.
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Just because I like things
a certain way
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doesn't mean I'm
a creature of habit.
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Then how do you explain this?
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Back in the '80s, Coca-Cola
announced new Coke,
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which sent their old-school
customers into a tailspin.
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The second you find out that Coke
is changing their recipe,
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you start to stockpile.
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What kind of person
is afraid of new Coke?
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It's nuts.
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I'm not afraid.
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I just like the old-timey
original kind.
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Okay, see? You're just
proving my point.
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Bevy, I try new stuff...
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like that big pink orange
I ate that one time.
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- The grapefruit?
- Yeah.
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Never again.
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The point is, I love change.
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Well, there's gonna be
some big changes around here.
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Big changes!
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As my mom was laying
down the law,
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Barry was laying
down some tracks.
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♪ Good afternoon,
my name is Barry ♪
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♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪
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You morons!
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I told you to stop
going in my room
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and stealing my old glasses.
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But we need them to get
the cool fisheye-lens effect.
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Your jacked-up eyeballs
are our hip-hop supergroup's game.
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I'm sorry. Supergroup?
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You may play the guitar
and sing like an angel,
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but I'm the real
musician in the family.
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I'm just happy
he's including me.
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Like DJ Jazzy Jeff.
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Dude, you're not
a real musician.
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You can't sing or read music
or play an instrument,
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unlike me, who can do all of it.
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Hiding in your bedroom.
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You've written tons
of lame chick songs,
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but no one's ever heard them.
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I'm just...
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- perfecting each one.
- No.
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You're stalling
'cause you're afraid
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of what people might
think of you.
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I, on the other hand,
don't think at all.
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It's true... he does not think.
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Just because you
like Beastie Boys
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doesn't mean you can be them.
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They're three awesome musicians,
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and you're two clueless idiots.
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You're right. We need a third.
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I feel like I could
say anything,
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and you would just do
whatever you want.
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She's right! We should
hold auditions!
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Ungh.
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Check it. One, two.
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Two, one.
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♪ Three, two, one ♪
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♪ One, two, three ♪
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♪ Three, two, one ♪
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Ah, wait. I messed up.
Can I start over, guys?
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Before you say yes, I have
a list of 200 demands.
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♪ My rhymes are hotter
than a candle's wick ♪
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♪ Call a doctor 'cause
my flow is sick ♪
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♪ The ladies say
rob's gonna make it ♪
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♪ 'Cause when I rock
the mike, I get buck naked ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Is there any way naked rob can
rap without getting naked?
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Nudity, or I walk.
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Yeah, no, okay. I... I...
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You guys, I thought I could
do this to impress Erica,
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but I just... I can't.
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I... I get wicked stage fright.
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- You're in.
- What?!
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Dude! you look
just like Ad-Rock.
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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Oh, my god. It really is, bro.
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Does Ad-Rock break
into hives onstage?
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Oh, no.
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The room is spinning.
I'm going down.
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He said yes! The
Tasty Boys are in!
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While my brother and I had
assembled our new group,
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my dad had come home
to his old habits.
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Oh, look at that.
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My creature of habit dropped
his pants at the do.
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What a surprise.
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- Damn it, I just got home!
- "Damn it, I just got home!"
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See? I knew that was gonna
be your reaction.
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- Stop aggravating me.
- "Stop aggravating me."
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- Drop it already!
- "Drop it already!"
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- Gah!
- "Gah"!
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If you do just
one of the things on my list
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I've been begging
you to do for ages,
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I'll forget
all about the kitchen.
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"Wear a turtleneck."
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No.
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"Couples massage."
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No.
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"Floss."
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No one does that.
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"Yoga"?! Never.
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"Picnic." Pass.
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"Boxer shorts"?
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How dare you?
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This is the worst
list ever made.
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- I hate this list.
- Just pick one.
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Fine.
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"Jean dungarees."
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I'll wear your damn
Jean dungarees.
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For the first time ever,
my Dad wore a pair of jeans
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to prove to my mom
he could be flexible.
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Unfortunately,
he could barely move.
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I like them.
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Well, tell me what exactly
you like about them, huh?
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Be specific.
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Well, I like that there's one leg
for each of my legs.
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I love the stiff,
unforgiving fabric.
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Nope! I can't sit in them!
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They chafe, Bevy! They chafe!
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My god, you can't even wear a new
pair of pants for 30 seconds?
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Fine. I'm a creature of habit.
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And you're still not
getting that new kitchen.
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Well, I don't need you
to give it for me to get it.
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I can get it
without you giving it.
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- I don't get it.
- I'm gonna build it myself.
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Wait!
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I can't move!
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Take them off!
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While my mom was on a mission,
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Barry made a precise game plan
on how we'd become rap stars.
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Okay!
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First up, we need a fly style
to set us apart from the pack.
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Run-D.M.C. has Adidas.
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Public Enemy wears clocks.
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The Fat Boys have obesity.
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I got it! we each dress
like a Fraggle.
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You be Boober. Geoff is Wembley.
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I'll be a Doozer.
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No. A Gorg.
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No! Doozer!
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You're mispronouncing
"dork" and "loser."
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- Next.
- Oh, I know.
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What if we dress like things
that Erica likes?
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I could go into her room, poke
around, see what makes her tick.
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No, no. That's weird.
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You're both weird.
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I know exactly the style
we're gonna rock.
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Boom!
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Now, this is a look.
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But aren't we just dressed
exactly like Beastie Boys?
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No.
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Mike D wears Volkswagen.
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I'm wearing Station Wagon.
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MCA wears a leather jacket.
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00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:33,617
Yours is pleather.
256
00:08:33,642 --> 00:08:36,459
Ad-Rock wears a Stuyvesant
phys.-ed shirt.
257
00:08:36,528 --> 00:08:38,094
Yours is from Jenkintown
Elementary.
258
00:08:38,163 --> 00:08:39,695
- Nice.
- Super-different.
259
00:08:39,764 --> 00:08:42,632
Now that we're rocking our look,
there's only one thing left.
260
00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:43,700
Entourage?
261
00:08:43,768 --> 00:08:45,376
You can massage our shoulders,
262
00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,936
polish our gold,
lie to our wives,
263
00:08:47,005 --> 00:08:49,165
and romance second-tier
groupies not hot enough for us.
264
00:08:49,207 --> 00:08:50,139
We're in.
265
00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,808
Picking up the crumbs!
266
00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:52,848
Everything was in place.
267
00:08:52,873 --> 00:08:55,688
And even though the Tasty Boys
didn't have any actual songs,
268
00:08:55,713 --> 00:08:59,140
the next logical step
was to shoot an album cover.
269
00:08:59,165 --> 00:09:01,265
Hey. It's the Pasty Boys.
270
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,780
What are you wannabes doing?
271
00:09:02,805 --> 00:09:04,437
Just locking
down our album cover.
272
00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:05,995
Without writing any songs?
273
00:09:06,064 --> 00:09:08,498
Songs. We got that covered.
274
00:09:08,566 --> 00:09:09,699
Actually, she's right.
275
00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,534
We haven't, like,
written anything.
276
00:09:11,603 --> 00:09:14,388
Hello?! Ever hear of Eric B.
& Rakim?
277
00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:15,705
We're just like them!
278
00:09:15,773 --> 00:09:16,873
We don't write.
279
00:09:16,941 --> 00:09:19,842
We feel the beat, let
it flow, freestyle.
280
00:09:19,911 --> 00:09:21,878
Wait. Like make it up as we go?
281
00:09:21,946 --> 00:09:22,946
That seems hard.
282
00:09:22,981 --> 00:09:24,213
Is it?
283
00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:26,415
♪ Good afternoon,
my name is Barry ♪
284
00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:29,293
♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪
285
00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,921
- Boom!
- Oh! Oh!
286
00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:34,357
- Whoo!
- He just rhymed "Barry" with "scary"!
287
00:09:34,425 --> 00:09:36,399
All you're gonna do
is embarrass yourselves.
288
00:09:36,424 --> 00:09:38,628
Erica, we're not like you.
289
00:09:38,696 --> 00:09:40,208
We don't live in fear.
290
00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:41,900
Okay. You're delusional.
291
00:09:41,969 --> 00:09:44,136
You can't have an album
without songs.
292
00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:45,871
And you can't be superstars
293
00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,406
without ever
performing a concert.
294
00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:48,974
She's right.
295
00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:50,843
We need a gig. Huge one!
296
00:09:50,911 --> 00:09:51,818
Okay, not what I meant.
297
00:09:51,843 --> 00:09:53,011
Entourage...
298
00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,279
You run west.
299
00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:55,665
You run east.
300
00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:58,450
Spread the word that the Tasty
Boys are coming.
301
00:09:58,519 --> 00:10:00,152
All right.
302
00:10:00,221 --> 00:10:02,321
The hype machine begins.
303
00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:07,117
Even though my dad
was scared of change,
304
00:10:07,142 --> 00:10:10,233
my mom decided to change
the entire kitchen.
305
00:10:10,288 --> 00:10:11,279
What are you doing?
306
00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,689
Oh, since you won't
build my dream kitchen,
307
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:14,889
I'm gonna build it myself.
308
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,350
You were serious about that?
309
00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,497
You call a hammer
a "poundy thingy."
310
00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:19,972
Well, now I don't
need your help,
311
00:10:19,997 --> 00:10:22,998
because now I have someone
on my side who loves change...
312
00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:25,551
Bob Vila from "This Old House."
313
00:10:25,576 --> 00:10:26,268
Ha!
314
00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:28,003
That's right. In
the '80s, Bob Vila
315
00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:31,262
was the original voice D.I.Y.
home improvement.
316
00:10:31,287 --> 00:10:33,075
Fine. Go ahead.
317
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,866
But I'm not gonna
clean up your mess.
318
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,835
Shows what you know!
319
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:40,948
With Bob Vila on my side,
I can build anything!
320
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,308
Unfortunately, my mom
didn't build a new kitchen.
321
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:46,975
She just destroyed the old one,
down to the very last cupboard.
322
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,906
What the hell happened?
323
00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:50,844
I wrecked the kitchen.
324
00:10:50,913 --> 00:10:53,146
Now I have no place to cook.
325
00:10:53,215 --> 00:10:54,948
We're gonna have to order
Italian takeout,
326
00:10:55,017 --> 00:10:56,230
like a bunch of hobos.
327
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,394
That Bob Vila is a real
piece of work...
328
00:10:58,419 --> 00:11:01,788
building us up, making us
think we could lay tile.
329
00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:03,587
We can't lay tile.
330
00:11:03,612 --> 00:11:06,976
I'll call Bill,
and we'll fix this.
331
00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:09,813
Oh, you would do that for me?
332
00:11:09,838 --> 00:11:12,973
Oh, thank you, honey.
You're the best.
333
00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:18,851
Where did all the tears go?
What's happening?
334
00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:22,195
What's happening is, I ruined
the kitchen on purpose.
335
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:24,991
No. You wouldn't.
336
00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:25,804
I mean, you would.
337
00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:29,561
I know he'll be happier when
it's all said and done.
338
00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:31,508
I mean, sometimes
creatures of habit
339
00:11:31,576 --> 00:11:33,810
just need a tiny bit of nudging.
340
00:11:36,601 --> 00:11:38,748
While my mom was planning
the perfect place to eat,
341
00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:41,551
we had the school eating
from the palm of our hands.
342
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,551
Oh, my god! You're
playing the pep rally?
343
00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:45,997
This is so out of hand.
344
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:48,402
No, the Tasty Boys
are the real deal.
345
00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:51,256
I heard after the pep rally,
they're playing Live Aid.
346
00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:52,281
I heard Capitol Records
347
00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:53,783
gave them each a Porsche
as a signing bonus.
348
00:11:53,852 --> 00:11:55,468
Plus, they're bonkers hot.
349
00:11:55,493 --> 00:11:57,109
No. None of that is true.
350
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,366
You're not true.
351
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,276
Oh, my god, here they come!
352
00:12:06,317 --> 00:12:08,983
Whoa, whoa, whoa, miss.
353
00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:10,241
This is a V.I.P. area.
354
00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:11,423
It's okay. She's a groupie.
355
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:13,753
I am not... just let me through.
356
00:12:13,778 --> 00:12:14,968
This is crazy.
357
00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:16,634
Why does everyone think you guys
358
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,336
are an actual group
with a record deal?
359
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,719
'Cause we told them!
360
00:12:19,744 --> 00:12:21,110
Isn't that genius?
361
00:12:21,178 --> 00:12:22,178
It's called hype.
362
00:12:22,213 --> 00:12:23,479
No, it's called lying.
363
00:12:23,547 --> 00:12:25,864
Oh. I see what this is.
364
00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:28,250
You're just mad 'cause we're
getting all the attention.
365
00:12:28,319 --> 00:12:30,052
Kind of seems
like someone's jealous.
366
00:12:30,121 --> 00:12:32,488
Oh, my god, you are insane.
367
00:12:32,556 --> 00:12:34,790
I'm annoyed. I'm not jealous.
368
00:12:34,815 --> 00:12:36,235
I'm so jealous!
369
00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,826
Well, you should be.
370
00:12:37,851 --> 00:12:40,763
I heard they're teaming
up with Eric B. & Rakim
371
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,238
for their next record.
372
00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,842
What? The hype has
reached you, too?
373
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:45,624
Who told you?
374
00:12:45,649 --> 00:12:47,148
I heard it from Naked Rob.
375
00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:48,372
Dear god.
376
00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:50,672
I've been working
on my music my whole life,
377
00:12:50,697 --> 00:12:53,464
and just watch... those
idiots are gonna get famous.
378
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:56,416
Honey, just focus
on your own music.
379
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:57,652
That's what matters.
380
00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,810
Now come on. Show
me what you got.
381
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:04,147
I'd love to, but I have
a scratchy throat.
382
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,449
And Lucky ate my music.
383
00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:09,163
Oh, I'm sorry.
384
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,554
Come on.
385
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,413
It's Pops, your biggest fan!
386
00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:14,975
Play me something.
387
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,921
Okay.
388
00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:19,100
Now, you need to keep in mind
389
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,642
- that these songs are still a work in progress.
- Gotcha.
390
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,457
- And the lyrics kind of suck.
- Okay.
391
00:13:23,482 --> 00:13:26,204
- And I hate the way I sound.
- Maybe no intro.
392
00:13:26,229 --> 00:13:30,595
♪ There's a voice inside my... ♪
393
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,287
Nope, I'm sorry. I can't do it.
394
00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,555
I'm just not ready.
395
00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:35,323
Got to go. Bye-bye.
396
00:13:35,392 --> 00:13:38,726
Bev, I can't wait to see
your new kitchen.
397
00:13:38,795 --> 00:13:41,362
Oh, the boys have
been working hard all weekend.
398
00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:42,727
How's it looking, Bill?
399
00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:44,515
I called in a bunch of favors.
400
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:46,521
Anything for my best bud's lady.
401
00:13:46,589 --> 00:13:47,822
Enjoy your perfect kitchen.
402
00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:59,716
You bastards!
It's exactly the same!
403
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:02,282
I'm a good reader of people,
and you don't seem pleased.
404
00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:03,995
You did this just to spite me.
405
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,907
Because you manipulated me.
406
00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:07,208
You think I don't know
407
00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:08,837
that you wrecked
the kitchen on purpose?
408
00:14:08,878 --> 00:14:12,113
Fine. You want
to play it that way?
409
00:14:14,618 --> 00:14:17,361
Stop it! That's liquid
gold you're throwing away!
410
00:14:17,386 --> 00:14:18,688
So, we're gonna go now.
411
00:14:18,713 --> 00:14:19,986
No, no.
412
00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:21,554
You helped him. now
you're gonna help me.
413
00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,993
- No, I... I'd like to. I'm not gonna do this...
- No.
414
00:14:24,018 --> 00:14:25,739
- Pour it out, Bill!
- No.
415
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:26,505
- No, I'm not...
- Pour it out.
416
00:14:26,553 --> 00:14:27,567
- Go. Pour it out.
- No.
417
00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:28,754
- No.
- I'm not gonna pour it out.
418
00:14:28,779 --> 00:14:29,878
- Do it. Yes, you are.
- No.
419
00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:31,078
- I... I'm not the one...
- Stop pouring.
420
00:14:31,147 --> 00:14:32,451
Pour it all the way out.
421
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:33,930
No, no, no, no, no!
422
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:34,964
- You pour it out.
- No, no!
423
00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:37,552
- I don't want to pour it.
- Stop pouring!
424
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,134
- What are you doing?!
- I don't know.
425
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:41,733
I'm so confused. I just
want to go home.
426
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:44,405
Bevy, stop taking this
out on my old Coke.
427
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,545
Just admit that you
manipulated me.
428
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:49,132
Of course I did!
429
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,656
Do you know how hard it is
430
00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:53,192
to live with someone
who refuses to change?
431
00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:56,829
I thought for once you
could compromise, but no.
432
00:14:56,898 --> 00:14:59,465
You only care about yourself.
433
00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:03,689
Even though my dad won, it
sure didn't feel like it.
434
00:15:03,714 --> 00:15:07,349
Meanwhile, the Tasty Boys
were about to conquer.
435
00:15:07,425 --> 00:15:08,425
Everyone huddle up.
436
00:15:08,471 --> 00:15:09,894
We need to drink this in.
437
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:12,130
This is our last
moment of anonymity.
438
00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:14,332
After today, we're gonna be
mobbed everywhere we go.
439
00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:15,667
You know, I'm gonna miss this.
440
00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:16,826
There's a peace to it.
441
00:15:16,851 --> 00:15:19,386
Um, maybe now's a good
time to rehearse...
442
00:15:19,426 --> 00:15:21,740
Since we, like, never have?
443
00:15:21,765 --> 00:15:23,119
Good idea.
444
00:15:23,144 --> 00:15:24,219
Let's get loose.
445
00:15:24,244 --> 00:15:26,001
Li'l Yum Yum, kick it.
446
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,671
♪ Robot, gobot, lobot, too ♪
447
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:32,207
♪ He's from "Star
Wars," doopie-doo ♪
448
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,508
Oh, my god.
449
00:15:33,577 --> 00:15:34,976
Everyone always
said I was a nerd,
450
00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:36,778
but I never really
heard it until now.
451
00:15:36,847 --> 00:15:38,146
All right, relax.
452
00:15:38,215 --> 00:15:39,381
Watch and learn.
453
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,917
♪ Good afternoon,
my name is Barry ♪
454
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,619
♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ♪
455
00:15:44,688 --> 00:15:46,048
Dude, that...
that's not freestyle.
456
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:47,122
You say that every time.
457
00:15:47,191 --> 00:15:48,857
All right, just give me a sec.
458
00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:54,396
♪ Good afternoon,
my name is Barry ♪
459
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:57,566
♪ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are... ♪
460
00:16:00,704 --> 00:16:02,804
Oh.
461
00:16:03,976 --> 00:16:06,527
Seeing how disappointed my mom
was with her old kitchen,
462
00:16:06,552 --> 00:16:10,212
my dad finally decided
to try a few new things.
463
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,909
Hey! Come on down and cop
a squat.
464
00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:16,045
Let's eat without back support.
465
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,403
What is this? What
are you doing?
466
00:16:17,428 --> 00:16:20,052
I'm just trying out all the new
things you wanted.
467
00:16:20,077 --> 00:16:23,373
We got a picnic,
a long-neck shirt thingy.
468
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,610
And I'm sitting,
which counts as yoga.
469
00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:27,014
Stop. Get up.
470
00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,073
I can't do that.
471
00:16:28,098 --> 00:16:30,099
- Just get up.
- I can't.
472
00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:32,658
Just stand up like a normal
human being.
473
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,293
- Come on.
- Ow. I'll try.
474
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,342
Ow. Damn it, that's it.
475
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,499
I'm a floor person now.
476
00:16:43,568 --> 00:16:44,631
Are you crazy?
477
00:16:44,656 --> 00:16:46,489
Why would you sit on the floor?
478
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,093
Because I felt bad
about what happened.
479
00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:52,506
It's all right.
480
00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:55,098
I'll... I'll be fine
without a new kitchen.
481
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,341
You've got to understand...
482
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,847
just because I don't
like things to change
483
00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:01,426
doesn't mean you
don't matter to me.
484
00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:03,818
I never thought I'd be happy.
485
00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:06,675
But you built this life for us,
486
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,123
and I love it just
the way it is.
487
00:17:09,173 --> 00:17:11,087
Ah, Mur.
488
00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:12,929
But if it means
that much to you,
489
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,618
maybe I can change the kitchen.
490
00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:15,899
I'll get the tools!
491
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,601
And the little poundy thingy!
492
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,403
Wait! Don't leave me down here!
493
00:17:20,428 --> 00:17:21,938
Tasty Boys! Tasty Boys!
494
00:17:21,963 --> 00:17:23,880
We were at minute
10 of stalling,
495
00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:25,829
and the crowd wasn't giving up.
496
00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:27,320
Why won't they stop chanting?
497
00:17:27,389 --> 00:17:30,290
Making the fans wait
is a classic hype move.
498
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,196
The hype has backfired!
499
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:33,754
What's the holdup, guys?
500
00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:36,056
The monster you created
is waiting to eat you alive.
501
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,259
I... I can't do this.
Erica, look away!
502
00:17:38,327 --> 00:17:42,180
Geoff, no!
503
00:17:44,607 --> 00:17:46,593
Man, he's, like, really fast.
504
00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:48,809
Our supergroup is falling apart.
505
00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:49,863
What do we do?
506
00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:51,641
I don't know!
507
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,080
Erica was right.
508
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:55,382
I should have just kept
my stupid dreams to myself
509
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,851
and stayed in my room so no
one would ever chant my name.
510
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,968
In that moment, Erica
realized something.
511
00:18:00,993 --> 00:18:01,660
No.
512
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,456
As clueless as Barry was,
513
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:05,564
he was still smart to put
himself out there.
514
00:18:05,632 --> 00:18:07,870
Everyone's chanting your name.
515
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,421
You can't just give that up now.
516
00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:12,304
We have no music.
We got nothing.
517
00:18:12,372 --> 00:18:14,039
You still got Beastie Boys.
518
00:18:14,108 --> 00:18:15,601
But we lost our Ad-Rock.
519
00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:16,859
Well, you've got me.
520
00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,727
Turns out forming
a rap supergroup
521
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,912
is, like, way harder
than it looks,
522
00:18:20,937 --> 00:18:22,504
which is why we decided
523
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:24,272
to leave it to the people
who did it best.
524
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,082
♪ Mike D ♪
♪ yeah ♪
525
00:18:34,151 --> 00:18:35,617
♪ With your bad self, running
things ♪
♪ what's up? ♪
526
00:18:35,686 --> 00:18:37,585
♪ With your bad
breath, onion rings ♪
527
00:18:37,654 --> 00:18:39,921
♪ Well, I'm Mike D, and I'm
back from the dead ♪
528
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,644
♪ Chillin' at the beach
down at Club Med ♪
529
00:18:42,669 --> 00:18:43,935
♪ Make another record ♪
530
00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:45,570
♪ 'Cause the people,
they want more of this ♪
531
00:18:45,638 --> 00:18:47,371
♪ Suckers, they be saying
they can take out Adam Horovitz ♪
532
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,573
♪ Hurricane ♪
533
00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:49,774
♪ You got clout ♪
534
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:51,709
♪ Other deejays, he'll put
your head out ♪
535
00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:52,938
♪ Patty Duke ♪
♪ the wrench ♪
536
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:54,378
♪ And then I bust the tango ♪
537
00:18:54,447 --> 00:18:56,047
♪ Got more rhymes than Jamaica
got Mango Kangols ♪
538
00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:58,649
♪ I got the peg leg
at the end of my stump ♪
539
00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:01,265
♪ Shake your rump ♪
540
00:19:14,536 --> 00:19:15,468
♪ Full clout, y'all ♪
541
00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:16,836
♪ Full clout, y'all ♪
542
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:17,904
♪ And when the mike
is in my mouth ♪
543
00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:19,272
♪ I turn it out, y'all ♪
544
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:20,907
♪ Full clout ♪
545
00:19:23,776 --> 00:19:25,309
♪ never been dumped ♪
546
00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:26,543
♪ 'cause I'm
the most mackinest ♪
547
00:19:26,612 --> 00:19:27,845
♪ Never been jumped ♪
548
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:28,879
♪ 'Cause I'm known
the most packinest ♪
549
00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:30,013
♪ Yeah, we got beef, chief ♪
550
00:19:30,082 --> 00:19:31,315
♪ We're knocking
out teeth, chief ♪
551
00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:32,382
♪ And if you don't believe us ♪
552
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:33,450
♪ You should question
your belief ♪
553
00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:34,382
♪ Like Sam the butcher... ♪
554
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:37,600
Sure, the change was small,
but it was big for my dad...
555
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,758
It's beautiful.
556
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:41,027
How about a new
Coke to celebrate?
557
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:43,563
Because trying new
things is hard.
558
00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:46,380
It could leave a bad
taste in your mouth.
559
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:47,971
- Why?!
- No!
560
00:19:47,996 --> 00:19:50,162
- Why would they do this?!
- Oh! Stop this! Stop this!
561
00:19:50,242 --> 00:19:52,309
♪ Running from the law,
the press, and the parents ♪
562
00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:53,470
Is your name Michael Diamond?
563
00:19:53,546 --> 00:19:54,712
No, mine's Clarence.
564
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:55,879
♪ From downtown ♪
565
00:19:55,948 --> 00:19:57,347
♪ Manhattan ♪
♪ The Village ♪
566
00:19:57,416 --> 00:19:59,183
♪ My style is wild, and you
know that it still is ♪
567
00:19:59,251 --> 00:20:01,859
♪ Disco bag schlepping,
and you're doing the bump ♪
568
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,053
♪ Shake your rump ♪
569
00:20:04,155 --> 00:20:04,616
♪ Whoa ♪
570
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,041
Truth is, we could never
be as great as our heroes.
571
00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:09,243
Sure, we grow up wanting
to be just like them,
572
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:11,178
'cause we dare to dream.
573
00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:12,701
Whoa. No, no! Hey!
574
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:16,083
But for one moment, everyone
in that gym didn't see us as kids.
575
00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:18,019
They believed in us.
576
00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:19,954
They believed in the Tasty Boys.
577
00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:22,657
And we were legends.
578
00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:29,374
♪ Whoa ♪
579
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:31,638
♪ Shake your rump ♪
580
00:20:33,256 --> 00:20:34,858
Yo, Erica!
581
00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:37,011
I've been practicing
my freestyle.
582
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,171
- Want to hear it?
- So, what?
583
00:20:38,211 --> 00:20:39,480
You spent all weekend
writing a rap,
584
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,080
and now you're trying
to make me think
585
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,105
that you're making
it up on the spot?
586
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,938
No. It's off the top of my head.
587
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:45,137
- Check it.
- No, no, no, no.
588
00:20:45,223 --> 00:20:47,490
If this is freestyle,
I pick the topic.
589
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,491
Bicycles.
590
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,394
Got it.
591
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:55,465
This rap's dedicated
to all the big-booty...
592
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,233
Bicycles.
593
00:21:00,439 --> 00:21:03,139
♪ My name's Big Tasty,
and my rhymes are shady ♪
594
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:06,776
♪ Come back to my crib and be my...
bicycle ♪
595
00:21:06,845 --> 00:21:09,579
♪ 'Cause one hot bicycle
can't hold me down ♪
596
00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:13,316
♪ I got to have...
bicycles in every town ♪
597
00:21:13,351 --> 00:21:16,252
♪ Bicycle, bicycle,
I can't disguise ♪
598
00:21:16,281 --> 00:21:19,694
♪ I love your neck,
and I love your w... wheels ♪
599
00:21:19,719 --> 00:21:20,795
What?
600
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,178
You know you're fooling
no one, right?
601
00:21:22,203 --> 00:21:23,969
You just don't
understand hip-hop.
602
00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:30,382
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