All language subtitles for Supernatural.S13E13.BDRip.x264-DEMAND

LUCIFER: Michael is a monster?
Pure evil?

That paradise you left behind?
I believe I'll take up residence.

LUCIFER: Sort of need
that pesky little rift.

I've assembled all the elements
annotated in the angel tablets.

The key ingredient...

Archangel grace.

MICHAEL: This better work.

(GRUNTING)

- (SIRENS BLARING)
- Ouch.

LUCIFER: Asmodeus was
my weakest creation.

Doesn't seem that weak to me.

LUCIFER: That whole
shape-shifty thing he does?

- I didn't give him that.
- DEAN: Cass?

- What's happening?
- (AS CASTIEL) I'll fill you in

when I know more.

Someone got mad and broke his warding.

Good times.

SAM: Jack is gone.
Mom is trapped in another reality.

- We'll figure it out.
- Dean, we don't have a plan.

- So, how?
- I don't know, but we will.

This would be so much easier

if somebody would be a pal
and let me eat a little of his grace.

Come on, Castiel.
We just fought side by side.

You gotta trust me now, man.

(COUGHS)

(GRUNTING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

BOY: Told you I found a body.

See? Dead.

- (GASPS)
- (BOTH SCREAMING)

CASTIEL: Lucifer!

Where are you?

(WOMAN EXCLAIMING)

(GRUNTING) Whoa!

(GASPS)

I think I just fell for you.

I'll catch you any time you fall.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

Thanks.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

LUCIFER: Nice job.

Another happy beginning.

Right,

Cupid?

Yeah.

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(EXHALES)

That's very good.

But I need seconds.
Where can I find more angels?

(STAMMERS)

- Where do I find more angels?
- I don't know.

There aren't many of us left.

Don't lie to me.

I'm not.

- (CRYING) Please. Please. Please.
- Oh, no.

Okay. Okay, Cupid.

Don't cry.

You know, without your grace,
you're only human,

so you should be careful.

Accidents can happen.

- (CUPID GASPING)
- (BONES CRACKING)

(THUDS)

Like that.

Sorry.

Let me get this straight.

You were kidnapped weeks ago, locked up.

Cass, I just talked to you on the phone.

No. No.

Asmodeus had my phone.
You've been talking to him.

What did he want with you?

Well, he mostly wanted Lucifer.
I just...

I just happened to be in proximity.

Lucifer? No, no, no, he...

No, no, no. We slammed his ass
back in the Apocalypse World. How did...

Kevin Tran.

- Kevin Tran?
- The Apocalypse World version, yes.

He managed to open a rift
using Lucifer's grace.

- They have an angel tablet?
- Yes.

And the Archangel Michael.

Again, the Apocalypse World version.

He wants to use the spell
to invade and conquer our world.

That's why I met with Lucifer.

So you met...

Cass, I specifically told you
not to do anything stupid.

Well, he was weak,

and given the context of
our imminent annihilation,

it didn't seem stupid.

Lucifer wanted to help fight Michael.

Oh, yeah. Right.
Lucifer wanted to help. Sure.

If he were lying, I'd have known it.

He was... He was scared.

But Asmodeus showed up
before we could finish our conversation.

And when we finally managed to escape,
Lucifer did try to kill me.

Well, so much for helping.

(SIGHS)

He say anything about our mom?

She's alive.

That's all I know. I'm sorry.

(SHIVERS)

LUCIFER: Nothing but humans.

Not a wing-flapper in sight.

What? What are you gawking at?

You never seen
the Prince of Darkness before, pal?

Turn around. Come on, man.

(SHIVERING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(STOMACH GROWLING)

What?

Am I hungry?

WOMAN: Looks good.

Ugh!

LUCIFER: Seriously?

MAN: Spare some change, man?

Bless you.

It was a simple task.

All these fools had to do
was keep Lucifer on ice

until I returned
from an important errand.

Frankly, I'm shocked you left.

I believe I said
it was an important errand.

My initial thought was
to take Lucifer prisoner.

But that's proven to be, uh...

Monumentally stupid?

Indeed.

So, take two.

I want you to kill him.

Kill the Devil?

Oh, he's runnin' on empty.

Nice angel blade to the heart,
he'll go down.

Probably.

Do it fast, though,
before he fills the tank.

And if he does?

Oh.

Oh, then I believe we're all dead.

Give me some money.

Come on, man.

- Here you go.
- Thank you, sir.

Gag me. Money.

Or your jacket.

- Money, please.
- Here you go.

MAN: Bless you.

Come on!

What's the matter with you?

Hey. Just so you know,

it's your vibe.

- Oh, it's my vibe?
- It's off-putting. People don't...

People don't take to you.

Yeah, well,
maybe because this isn't me, all right?

I don't need money.

Or food or warmth or dental floss
or any of that crap.

Being human sucks.

Yeah, but what's the alternative?

(CHUCKLES) Don't even
get me started, pal.

Can I have that, please?

Well, closing time. (GRUNTS)

You hungry?

Hey, hey, hey. Aren't we going inside
the restaurant there to...

- To eat a little dinner or...
- We are.

Almost there. Come on.

- Oh, come on.
- Corelli's lasagna kills.

Frankly, it's better the next day.

Okay, yeah, why don't we, uh...

Why don't we take that
big pile of cash you got there,

go inside the restaurant,
and get a dinner that's botulism-light?

Oh, no. That money's going
right into the old leg fund.

"The old leg fund"?

(FLY BUZZING)

Okay, I got news for you.
Your leg is shot.

No doctor's gonna help you with that,
so we might as well just...

I'm not blowing my money on doctors.
I'm gonna see Sister Jo.

Sister Jo?

She don't come cheap,
but she can heal anything.

- She's a faith healer.
- Yeah.

(CHUCKLES) Okay, let you down easy?

She's a fake. They're all fake, man.

No. I've seen it.

Boils, blindness, birth defects.

She touches you, there's this glow,

and you're cured.

Really?

Yeah.

(SIGHS)

It's a long shot at best.

Yeah, well, most of what we do
are long shots. You get used to it.

Cass, I'm sorry.

All that time
you were with Asmodeus, I...

- We should've known it wasn't you.
- Well, he's a shapeshifter.

Besides, I was the one
who got myself captured.

Yeah, but if Sam and I knew,

- you know, we would've...
- Yeah, I know. I know.

You would've tried
another long shot. I'm fine, Dean.

You sure about that?

Right now, all that matters is getting
Jack and your mother out of that place.

Okay?

Look, I promised Kelly
that I would protect her son.

I intend to keep that promise.

(DOOR OPENS)

DEAN: Hey, there he is.

- Donny, how you doing?
- (SIGHS)

The usual. Bewildered.

Right. Cool.

So here's the plan.

We nab Lucifer.

If he is as weak as Cass says,

then the angel cuffs should work on him.

Yeah. Maybe.

Well, maybe's all we got. So...

We grab Satan,

and we use his grace
to open up a door between two universes.

Okay? Then we get Mom,
we get Jack, and we get out.

Slam the door before Michael
follows us and destroys our universe.

Now, it's gonna be harder
than it sounds.

And so, the spell to open this rift
is in the angel tablet?

Yeah, they are, on Earth 2, except...

Except we don't have
the angel tablet anymore.

No, we don't. We do have...

The demon tablet.

We thought it might
mention the spell as well

because it, too, is the word of God.

DEAN: And since you speak God,
figured it was right up your alley.

So give it a swing.

(STAMMERS) These glyphs,
they're nearly impenetrable.

Great. Um...

Well, is there anything
we can get you or, uh...

Chicken wings.

- Excuse me?
- Chicken wings.

Heavy lifting like this
requires real brain fuel.

My analysis of the half-lives
of the 33 arsenic isotopes

required about, mmm...

25 buckets.

- (HIGH-PITCHED WARPING)
- (CASTIEL GRUNTS)

SAM: Cass?

You all right?

(GRUNTS) It's angel radio.

A vessel was found
last night, mutilated.

Wait.

Who's killing angels?

(ALL EXCLAIMING AND APPLAUDING)

WOMAN: Thank you.

Don't be afraid.

(MURMURING)

(GASPS)

You're whole again.

(CRYING) Thank you.

- Thank you. (SNIFFLES)
- (ALL APPLAUDING)

SAM: Okay, so according to the report,

the vic died from trauma.

Something blunt driven through the body.

There was also a slit in his neck,
which means...

Lucifer fed on this angel's grace.

Which means he's trying to
restore his power.

- And if he does...
- We're boned.

Epically.

We're closed.

Come back tomorrow.

LUCIFER: Oh, but I need healin',
Sister Jo.

Or should I say "Aniel."

You're an angel.

Back at you,

Lucifer.

What? No, "Eek"?

No "Spare me, Dark Master"?

No quaking fear?

- Should I quake?
- I mean, yeah,

most people sort of do. Yeah.

- I'm not most.
- Right.

You're special
because you heal people for money.

Not very heavenly, I have to say.

We're not in Heaven. We're on Earth.

You may have noticed, around here,

good life ain't cheap.

After the fall,

all the angels were a mess,
desperate for housing.

Any vessel would do.

And they had no long game.

- Yeah, that's...
- I, on the other hand,

took some care.

I listened.

A woman was praying
for her dying husband.

So we made a trade.

His life for her vessel.

She was grateful.

I realized
humans are so desperate for life,

they'd do almost anything,
pay almost anything.

So...

Ka-ching!

I was a so-so angel but, turns out,

I am an excellent businesswoman.

Wow.

That is very impressive.

As you can see, my high-octane grace
is a little bit low.

So I came for a recharge,

which unfortunately,
doesn't end well for you.

Not very cost-efficient,
running around, killing angels.

- What?
- Wouldn't it make more sense to keep

one premium angel on tap?

Take a sip now, sip later.

Not taking all the grace,

but giving the angel time to recharge.

Then rinse and repeat.

And that angel being...

You'd do that?

It's better than having you suck me dry
and kill me, isn't it?

This way,

I help you, you help me.

Still a businesswoman.

- Well, if you see this man...
- Yeah.

(SAM CLEARS THROAT)

Excuse me, sir.

Do you mind
if I ask you a few questions?

Yeah, no, I'm kind of working here, man.

I tell you what.
I'll be quick. I promise.

Just tell me
have you ever seen this man?

Actually, we had a lovely chat.

He was curious about this faith healer
I'm saving up to see.

She's gonna fix this leg right up.

Sister Jo.

And did he, uh, believe in her?

Not at first,

but after I described her skills,
he was very supportive.

(EXHALES)

Better?

So much better.

Wow.

That was so much more fun
than my last time.

I had to kill that guy.

When was that?

Two nights ago.

That was you?

- That was all over angel radio.
- Yeah.

Star power, can't fight it.

Did anyone know you were coming here?

(CHUCKLES)

It's only you.

What the hell are you doing here?

(SIGHS)

Do we really have to do all this again?

Last time we were together,
I saved your lives, and you shot me.

Doesn't that make us even?

- No, I guess not.
- SAM: Dean asked you a question.

What are you doing here?

My sources tell me Lucifer's back.

He's weak and he's, or was,

in this wonderful little slice
of Americana.

I was going to try and kill him,
as were you, I assume.

Great.

Who are you working for?

Isn't it possible
that I'm simply trying to

strike a blow for the good of humanity?

Hmm.

No. That's not possible.

Well, truth be told, taking out Lucifer
would be an enormous feather in the cap.

My business model is very, um,
word of mouth.

All right, so if Lucifer
isn't here, where is he?

Ah, excellent question.

I propose we team up.

Share intel, cover more ground, hmm?

Huzzah!

(THUDS)

All right.

I say we take dick bag here
back to the bunker,

find out what he knows,
and put a bullet in him,

burn his bones, and flush his ashes.

- I like that plan.
- All right.

Check this out.

Oh, that's Sister Jo? The faith healer?

CASTIEL: No, that's not.

She's an angel. Her name is Aniel.

All right, so say Lucifer drained her
and killed her.

Where's her body?

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

(BEEPS)

No way.

What you got?

So I set an alert up on my phone.

Looks like Sister Jo
has just used her credit card.

Where?

(THUNDER CRACKS)

You don't have to rush.

We can do this slowly.

(BOTH EXHALE)

It's always so strange.

That final moment.

When I've lost just enough grace
that I'm almost...

Human?

I feel...

Emotions.

Sensations.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Things they must feel.

Yeah, I had that experience.

I didn't like it.

Hunger.

Cold, loneliness. (SHUDDERS)

I don't know how they keep going.

I do. When I'm in that place,

I can see how there'd be pain.

But there's also hope.

Love, even.

Angels can only imagine.

Sometimes I envy humans.

They can be anything.

Do you know what my job was?

Upstairs?

I pushed a button.

A soul would come in,

I'd push a button, they'd be counted,

and I'd wait for the next.

- God, it was so...
- Boring?

- Eternal.
- Mmm.

I mean, I had ideas.

I saw how Heaven was running,

and I knew how to fix it.

But no one would listen to me.

Not Michael, not Raphael, not Naomi.

They would just send me back
to push my button.

So up there, you're nobody.

Down here, you're somebody.

After the fall,

when we lost our wings,

I wasn't devastated.

I was liberated.

I was finally free.

But you must know how that feels.

No.

No, I always wanted to fit in,

please a father I couldn't please.

And now I'm gonna be a father. (EXHALES)

Probably screw it up like he did.

Lucifer.

The great and terrible.

I don't know why I said that.

Stupid.

I mean, it's like... (CLEARS THROAT)

Pretty soon, I'm not gonna
feel anything, you know.

I mean, the more I do this,
the stronger I get,

the more me I become, Lucifer,

Prince of Darkness, King of Lies.
(GRUNTS)

I'm back, baby.

- Then what?
- And then?

I'm gonna find my son.

And the fun really starts.

This better be good news.

It is, my lord.
The prophet, we found him.

- (GRUNTS)
- (ROOSTER CROWS)

(LAUGHING) Oh. Hey, it's you.

I thought I felt a presence.

I sensed you as well.

Sam and Dean are still tracking Lucifer,

but they asked me to check in on you.

Oh. Well, I'm making progress
with the demon tablet,

but, oh, my goodness, it's a challenge.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I have determined,
though, that there is definitely

some kind of spell for, uh...

You know,
opening a door to that other world.

- Well, that would be very useful.
- Yes.

The ingredients are
very, very complicated.

I'm just starting to, uh, decipher them.

Well, let me know
if there's anything I can do to help.

I doubt it, since apparently
I'm the only one on the planet

who can read the damn thing.

I just hope I'm in time.

You mean before Michael comes?

Before anything happens to Jack
or the boys' mom.

I couldn't live with myself

if they never make it
out of that terrible place.

Yes, yes, that would be very tragic.

Forget this.

Whatever you find on that tablet,
you will report to me.

Understand?

(GRUNTS)

Yes.

Good boy.

Run along now.

(SNIFFS)

- This is it?
- Yep.

Last place Jo, or someone,

used her credit card.
Checked in last night.

- Do you think Lucifer is with her?
- Or she's dead.

One way to find out.

Would you look at the...

Wrong. That's wrong.

Does anybody fact-check this stuff?

I mean, that's...

(PHONE RINGING)

This...

Hello?

My card?

Of course it's good.

Yeah, okay. Uh, you know what?

Our system must be screwy.

Do you mind bringing the card back
so I can run it again?

Okay. Just a minute.

Sure. I'll be here.
That's great. Thank you.

Well, good news. She's alive.

Aniel.

ANIEL: Castiel.

- What are you doing here?
- We were gonna ask you the same thing.

We're looking for Lucifer.

Have you seen him?
Do you know where he is?

Yes. He's in the room.

Has he hurt you?

Not yet. He's threatened.

He wants to drain my grace.

- So he's still weak.
- Very.

You have to help me.

DEAN: We will.

But first, you're gonna help us.

Dad's always stealing
my best lines, man.

- (SCOFFS)
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)

ANIEL: Lord Lucifer?

Could you let me in?

Sorry. I forgot my key.

"Lord Lucifer"?

I likey.

Really, uh...

- Mornin', sunshine.
- LUCIFER: What's up?

Gents. Hey. (CHUCKLES)

Oh. Cass. You're alive.

That's...

- That's awesome.
- ANIEL: They made me.

They forced me to tell them
how weak you still are.

Well, great seeing you.
It's been a long time.

Uh, nice jacket there, Dean.
Your hair, Sam,

is magnificent. Is that
a leave-in conditioner you have there?

(WHISPERS) We got this. Go.

So what are you gonna do now?
You gonna... You gonna kill me?

Mmm.

Eventually.

(GROANS)

(GROANING)

- We need to go.
- LUCIFER: Okay, just...

I just wanna enjoy this
for just a minute.

(DEAN AND SAM GROANING)

(GASPING)

That's good. That's really good.

(GASPING)

(GRUNTS)

(COUGHING)

Ugh. I've got to get in better shape.
This is ridiculous.

- Wait, wait, wait. Did you just...
- No.

They vanished before it went off.

But you're welcome.

- All right, so why did you, you know...
- Like I said,

I help you, you help me.

Right. Cool.

Okay. So where on Earth do we go now?

Congratulations, you just helped
Lucifer escape.

Put another way,

I opted out of my own escape

and put myself in harm's way
to save your lives.

- Again.
- All right, all right.

- How did you get out of the trunk?
- I'm Ketch.

I found the demon bomb

in your weapons cache and I thought,

with Lucifer's weakened state,
it might make a dent.

Well, it seems his weakened state
may have been greatly exaggerated.

SAM: Yeah, exactly.
And, Jo, what's the deal with her?

I don't know.
In Heaven, she was nothing.

She was a low-level functionary.

Yeah, well, now she's Satan's gal pal.
That's awesome.

Gentlemen, this may
once again fall on deaf ears,

but I shall have another go.

Clearly, Lucifer's more dangerous
than we thought.

I propose we pool resources
and go after him together.

Dude, why would we ever trust you?

Fine.

As proof of my sincerity,
I shall come clean.

I'm working for Asmodeus.

- Happy?
- Whoa, what?

How is that supposed to
make us feel better?

It's not. It's supposed to
present an opportunity.

If I'm working for him,
then I can pass information on to you.

Oh, right. And you would do that for us?

For everyone.

I know you think I'm a monster...

DEAN: Because you are.

But even I must draw the line somewhere.

And letting Lucifer free upon the Earth?

Well, as it turns out, that's my line.

Not to mention
the whole Michael situation.

I know you want to kill me.
I know you can't forgive me.

But if you think about it,
I'm the lesser of...

Well, at least three evils.

All I ask

is that you wait to murder me
until after I prove useful.

Hmm?

I know we've had our problems
in the past,

little family squabbles.

Just minor, little disagreements.

You know, kids being kids kinda stuff.

But right now, you need me.

Kill him.

(STAMMERING)
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay.

Number one, it's true.
I am powered down.

- But you can't kill me.
- We could try.

Repeatedly.

Okay, look, number two,

I happen to know
Heaven is in short supply of angels.

All right, let's face it.
After Pop took a powder,

your only strength, your only defense
was in numbers, yeah?

And now, with the Prince of Hell
basically running...

Hell,

if the dark side makes a move,
y'all are screwed.

You need more you.

But with Dad gone and everything,

I mean,
who's still up for birthin' angels?

Yo. Yo.

- You can't.
- Yeah.

He can, Duma.

Who are you to speak to me?

Okay, she's with me,
and you're gonna listen to her.

Hey, look, I was here when you,

when all of you were born.
I saw how the old man did it.

I can make angels.

Okay? And I'll do it.

- If...
- Enough games, Lucifer.

If for my incredible act of generosity,

you name me the undisputed
and unquestioned ruler of Heaven.

(LAUGHS)

LUCIFER: Yeah? It's funny.

Oh, come on. Let's face it.
You don't wanna run the place.

Angels were
designed to follow, not lead.

Don't give me the stink eye.
It wasn't my idea.

The point is, you need me.

And icing on the cake, guys,

how'd you like your wings back?

So, Ketch, can we trust him?

- Not even a little.
- Yeah, of course not, but...

- We need him for now.
- Right.

And when we don't?

Guess.

Donatello, you're doing great.

I mean,
looks like you made a lot of progress.

It's like pulling freaking teeth!

I...

I'm working my way
through the ingredients.

Right.

(CLEARS THROAT) Okay. But at least
we know the spell we need is in there.

And we have a plan.

Hail to the king, baby.

MR. KETCH: I missed him by seconds.

Rest assured, Lucifer will be found.

ASMODEUS: And killed.

Before he causes any more problems.

Or those idiot Winchesters use him
to open up a gate to Michael Land.

Another stick-up-his-ass archangel
is the last thing I need.

Yes, well, Lucifer is getting stronger,
and as good as I am,

and I am very good,

I don't think
even I can beat the Devil at full power.

About that.

You recall the important errand
I had mentioned?

Word had got back to me
that a certain artifact

I thought had been
lost forever resurfaced.

And now it's mine.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Oh, yes.

The only known weapon capable
of destroying an archangel.

The archangel blade.

You'll forgive me, but my reading
of the lore suggests that

the blade is only effective
if wielded by an archangel.

Oh, really?

Thanks for the news flash.

Allow me to make an introduction,
Mr. Ketch.

Meet the Archangel Gabriel.