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Why aren't you talking,
are you mad at me?
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No! I'm freaked because I just
found out that I'm pregnant.
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And yes,
I am a little mad at you,
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because this is serious,
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and the only thing
that you can think about
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is combining our names
into the perfect baby name.
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Well, now we know
it's either Hayden or Dyley.
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Look,
this is a beautiful thing.
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A product of our love.
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It is a product of our love,
right?
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Yes, Dylan.
I did the math.
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Last time
you did the math
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we accidentally left
a $300 tip.
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Oh, I don't know
what to do.
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(sighs)
How about this?
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Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy...
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will you marry me?
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Are you kidding me
right now?
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Picture us walking
down the aisle,
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a breathtaking vision
in virginal white
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and you wearing
whatever you want.
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I'm not marrying you!
Okay.
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Okay,
one step at a time.
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We'll put you on vitamins
and a healthy diet.
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You'll be eating
for one now.
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Score! Lollipops!
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How am I gonna tell
my mom?
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This is the one thing
she always told me not to do,
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and you're the person
she told me not to do it with.
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Yeah, she really nailed
that one.
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I hope our baby
gets her brain.
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Why aren't you
freaking out?
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Because this is
a good thing,
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isn't it?
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I...
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I don't know.
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Ugh. (sighs)
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Oh, my God,
I have to get to work.
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To a job that I love,
which I don't even know
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if I can do with a baby!
(chuckles)
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Just -- I, um...
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I need some space.
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Oh.
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$13, carry the 3...
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Leave a $50.
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**
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**
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(whistle blows)
CAMERON: All right, Thompson,
run a crisp route!
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Pitkowski, go!
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Look at them out there.
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They are a mess.
No focus!
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You told them about
not eating chicken, right?
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It's a nervous bird.
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Before the game,
you eat your calm mammals,
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your beefs,
your muttons.
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Okay, guys, get in here!
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Let's go. Huddle up!
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CAMERON: We're about to play
for the city championship,
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and Jay here
has been helping out.
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I've been a team booster
for years.
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Usually that means
cutting a check
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from the Pritchett Cares
Foundation.
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We support athletics
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and we educate at-risk youth
about careers in closets.
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It's a real path out.
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Okay, this is the biggest day
of your lives
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and you're looking like a bunch
of little girls out there!
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What's wrong, Pitkowski,
did you forget your Barbies?!
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Coach, we've been talking,
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and the language
you've been using lately
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feels, well, hurtful.
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And sexist.
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And a little
gender reductive.
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What the hell
is happening?
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We'd just like you
to consider
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adopting
a more empowering style.
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Okay, you know what?
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This is football!
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What's wrong, are your
training bras too tight?!
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(megaphone squeals)
Coach Tucker!
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Please see me
in my office now!
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No, honey, I don't want
to pick your sister up
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at the airport!
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Oh, sorry, I'm talking
to my girlfriend
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and I accidentally kept
the megaphone button pressed!
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(chuckles) She's really
been riding me lately,
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let me tell you!
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Oh, no sweetheart, no,
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I didn't mean for you
to hear that!
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No, no, no,
you're my everything! Of course!
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(both vocalizing
"The Imperial March"
from Star Wars)
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I got tickets
for me and Mitchell
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to a screening in Palm Springs
of The Empire Strikes Back --
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Q&A to follow
with the biggest star of all --
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George Lucas.
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I'm super stoked
because I kind of think of Mitch
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as the brother I never had.
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I don't know why we don't spend
more time alone together.
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It's nobody's fault.
Except for --
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for Cam and Claire.
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You know, I'm as happy now
as I've ever been.
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And look,
we're in Yucaipa.
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That sounds like
how Ewoks talk.
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I used to sneak off to a gay bar
in Yucaipa before I came out.
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Huh, you don't really think of
gay bars as a small-town thing.
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Oh, yeah.
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They serve your rural gays,
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your closeted gays,
your city newbies
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looking to get
their gay sea-legs,
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kind of like an out-of-town
tryout before they hit Broadway.
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See, I learn something
whenever I spend time with you.
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Remember when you told me
not to snap when I dance?
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It looked like you were
trying to get peanut butter
off your fingers.
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Speaking of which,
I'm starving.
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That bar actually has
amazing hamburgers
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if you want to stop
for lunch?
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Am I allowed in?
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Who's gonna know?
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Just don't snap.
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Ooh!
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Do you think
I could rock this?
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Do people
still say rock?
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It makes me sad
when you have to ask me
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what young people say.
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CLAIRE: Alex? Gloria?
Ahh!
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Hmm.
Hi.
Um, hi!
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What are you doing here?
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I needed some sexy clothes,
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so I asked Gloria
to help me shop.
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No offense to my mom,
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but she dresses
kind of conservative
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while Gloria knows
how to pick out clothes
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that will help...
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take this baby
for a spin.
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Ugh, Alex, come on,
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sell it if you're gonna talk
like that.
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Just stopped
by the cobbler
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to get my penny loafers
re-soled.
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(chuckles)
Same pair for 30 years.
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, we're just --
Uh, no, we, uh,
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were shopping separately,
funniest thing,
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and we just bumped
into each other!
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Right?
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(laughs)
Yes, it was hilarious.
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I was shopping, and --
and then all she said.
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(both chuckle)
It was funny.
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So, what did you buy?
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Oh, no, no, no.
It's -- It's not mine.
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It's hers.
Could you hold it for a minute?
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My arms are tired!
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(scoffs)
This one, the Queen of Sheba.
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We all work for her.
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(laughter)
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We have fun.
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Mmm!
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Burger's amazing.
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This place is great.
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These small town gays
have it made.
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Yeah, I mean, they're forced
to live in the shadows,
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but they do get to eat fries,
so...
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Oh, my God!
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Is that Gil Thorpe?
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We don't all know each other,
Phil.
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With the beard.
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There are no women
in here.
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Right there,
he's my nemesis.
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What could he possibly be
doing here?
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Hmm,
I might have a theory.
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Oh, my God!
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He's pretending to be gay.
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No.
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What is your game, Gil?
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Oh, is Nicole coming in
soon?
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Her sound bath ran late.
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Is there
a special occasion?
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Why the party sub?
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Uh, this is
a normal sandwich.
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(chuckles)
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Hello, Haley.
Hi.
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Why the enormous sandwich?
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This is an ordinary...
doesn't matter.
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Uh, Nicole,
can I have a minute?
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Of course.
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Uh...
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Look, a situation
has come up
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and it's pretty confusing.
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I'm still trying
to process it, but I --
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Preggo?
What?!
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Oh, God, I knew it!
What?!
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I mean, Prego, you know,
however you pronounce
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that pretentious
Italian fashion website.
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Oh.
Someone told me
that they're trying
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to poach one of my employees,
and I am not having it.
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So, what do you need?
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I, uh, well...
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Title bump, money bump --
you are getting a promotion.
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(chuckles)
You are gonna be
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the new Head of Activewear
and Zeitgeist.
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Oh, my God,
this is my dream job.
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(laughs)
I told my guidance counselor
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that I wanted to do this
and she laughed in my face.
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All right, everyone.
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Come in,
we're celebrating!
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And bring a knife so we can
cut this into 20 pieces!
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Coach Tucker, students are
a "protected class"
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and it is not okay
for you,
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an elite white man
of privilege,
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to bully them.
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Privilege? I-I make
a teacher's salary. And I'm gay.
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Yeah, gay doesn't really get you
the mileage that it used to.
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Now, if you were trans,
we'd be golden.
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Oh, has the whole world
gone crazy?!
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Jay --
No, no, I've had it.
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I mean, what,
everyone's so sensitive,
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they're gonna ruin
football?
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In my day, our team,
the Hamilton Cabbage Eaters,
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captained
by Knish Bronstein,
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took on
the Lincoln Banditos,
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QB'd by
José "Speedy" Gonzales.
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And after three hours of
pummeling each other's privates
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at the bottom of dog piles,
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we shook hands
like brothers
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and all went to brawl
the Sausage-Heads
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in Pierogi-Town.
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America.
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(voice breaking)
Beautiful melting pot.
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Uh --
How was that your life?
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You were in high school
during the Summer of Love.
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Coach Tucker, I don't know
why this man is here,
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but he's a member of
the "elderly protected class,"
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and legally
we can't contradict him.
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I'm sorry, you're gonna have
to find a gentler way
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to motivate your players.
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I don't know any other way
to coach.
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What we need is advice
from someone who played football
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but also is a namby-pamby
Millennial weirdo.
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Thank you for coming.
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We're here to teach
these gentlemen
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how to communicate
in the 21st century.
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Let's go around and each say
the gender pronoun we prefer.
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I'll start --
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I'm cisgender,
he-slash-him.
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She-slash-her.
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They-slash-them.
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Oh, I'm not here to bust chops,
Bob is fine.
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This is your rugby team?
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I am fascinated
by this mall story of yours...
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So, you say
you were shopping?
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Yes. (laughs)
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You know me and shoes.
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(both laugh)
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Oh! Well, let's take a look,
why don't we?
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(gasps)
255
00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:33,013
Ooh! I had no idea your foot
was so tiny.
256
00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:38,185
Yes, I am so big in the top
and small in the bottom,
257
00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,087
like South America
herself.
258
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,221
(laughs)
Aww!
259
00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,255
Put 'em on.
260
00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,523
Really?
261
00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,225
I want to see them
on your feet.
262
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,395
Yes, miss.
263
00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,864
I feel like
I am Cinderella.
264
00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,667
Go on, let's see you strut
your stuff.
265
00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,869
(chuckles)
Pretty shoes.
266
00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,338
(gasps)
267
00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,240
I've never felt
more beautiful!
268
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,441
Uh-huh.
269
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,543
Okay, I can't watch this
anymore!
270
00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:06,680
Mom, please don't take this
personally,
271
00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:07,948
but I was shopping
with Gloria today
272
00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,017
because I wanted to find
something sexy
273
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,451
for my weekend away
with Bill,
274
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,887
and that's more
her thing.
275
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,923
(groans)
I get it, fine.
276
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,125
I don't always dress like
a...steering wheel cover.
277
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,027
You're lashing out.
I understand.
278
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,763
Doesn't mean I can't turn it on
when I need to.
279
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,897
It's not just that.
280
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,966
I guess...
I don't really feel like
281
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,736
you're comfortable
with my sexuality.
282
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:32,439
You and Haley can talk
about guys and sex,
283
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,942
but you still see me
as a 12-year-old.
284
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,745
Honey, I'm sorry.
285
00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,613
I'm so sorry if I gave you
that impression,
286
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,082
but to be fair,
you don't really share
287
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,917
that part of your life
with me.
288
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,954
I guess that's valid.
(chuckles)
289
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,256
So, are you gonna give me
a shot?
290
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,791
Let me tart you up
for Bill.
291
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,927
Okay.
But it is not just for Bill
292
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,663
because it's also for me
because I'm --
293
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,564
I'm reclaiming
a part of myself
294
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,632
that I don't think
I've really --
295
00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,300
There's a lot of this.
Yeah. Okay.
296
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,071
This is nuts. First he gets
divorced, and now this?
297
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,305
Hmm,
they may be related.
298
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,539
Is he still here?
299
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,576
Oh, man.
I've been made!
300
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,178
What's he doing?
301
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,445
Uh, he's right
behind you.
302
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,181
Dunphy?
303
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,582
Hey, Gil.
304
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,684
Oh, I was just making
a pitstop
305
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,485
on the way
to the Bunny Ranch.
306
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,120
I accidentally walked
in here
307
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,622
'cause some local said
they had great wings.
308
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,692
Didn't realize
there were no breasts!
309
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:25,693
(laughter)
310
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,627
Am I right?!
Oh, hey.
311
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:30,097
You don't have to do this.
I'm -- I'm Mitch,
312
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,965
I'm Phil's brother-in-law,
313
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,433
and it's okay
that you're gay.
314
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,803
Whoa! What?
Hold on a second now.
315
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,337
That's crazy!
316
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,438
You're gay!
317
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,439
Yes, I know.
318
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,974
It's not the insult
you think it is.
319
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,943
Charming as ever.
Off you go. Best of luck.
320
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,511
I got this, okay?
321
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,046
It's gonna take him
some time to --
322
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,280
to accept
who he really is.
323
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,315
I'm totally gay.
324
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,683
Wow, you're off
to a strong start.
325
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,884
It's just --
it's strange
326
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,720
to say it out loud like that,
you know?
327
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:53,954
I'm a gay man.
328
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,888
(chuckles)
329
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,323
I'm a big gay man.
330
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,490
(chuckles)
331
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,359
Feels like a big gay weight
has been lifted off me.
332
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,294
Just a weight.
Yeah.
333
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,329
But doesn't it feel great
to --
334
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,864
to finally own
who you really are?
335
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,865
Yeah, it does.
336
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:05,999
I remember admitting
to my dad
337
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,034
I was into magic.
338
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,469
It's not the same,
Dunphy.
339
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,171
(chuckles)
It's just not --
340
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,073
God, I have so many questions
for you, though.
341
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:16,343
(chuckles)
Hey, hey, first time I walked
into this bar, I did, too.
342
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,344
Fire away.
343
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,879
Okay.
(stammering)
344
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,413
I'm just not comfortable
opening up
345
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:21,849
in front of the breeder here,
okay?
346
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,516
You have more kids
than I do!
347
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,885
That's homophobic, man!
348
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,020
Hey, Phil, why don't -- why
don't you grab us some drinks?
349
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,289
Okay. Fine.
350
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:31,558
Yeah.
351
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,695
Whoa. (chuckles)
Wow, hi.
352
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,664
It's my lucky day.
Thank you for that.
353
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,999
But I'm afraid I'm taken.
354
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,033
That's too bad.
355
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,069
Why is it so hard for me
to meet someone?
356
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,537
I, um...
357
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,040
I have the perfect guy
for you.
358
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,942
He has got a great sense
of humor, big heart.
359
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,878
I have a thing
for red heads.
360
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,113
He's with me.
Uh, the other one.
361
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,347
Him? Pass.
362
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,383
He's been lurking
around here for weeks.
363
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,752
Like I'm impressed he's
"Southern California's
number one Realtor."
364
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,353
No, he's not!
365
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,055
Well,
what are you afraid of?
366
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,423
(sighs)
I don't know, Mitchell.
367
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,925
I'm so late to the game.
368
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,193
Who's even gonna
want me?
369
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,727
Mitchell, um,
it's getting late,
370
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,729
and we don't want
to keep Mr. Lucas waiting.
371
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,364
Whoa. You're leaving?
372
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,532
But...
373
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,934
(stammering)
374
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,102
You're the first person
I ever talked to
375
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,436
about any of this stuff.
376
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,940
(sighs)
Uh, one -- one second.
377
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,909
Phil.
378
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,076
I can't leave him
this way.
379
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,744
What?!
He's a monster!
380
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:25,779
And not one of the cool ones
381
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,580
created by
Industrial Light and Magic!
382
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,482
I know. This --
This is a lot to take in,
383
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,885
but I think that there's
a really good guy in there
384
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,887
and -- and he needs me.
385
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,223
I'm sorry,
you go, have fun.
386
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,258
You're --
You're picking him over me?!
387
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,827
No. I just need to make sure
he's okay.
388
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,761
Look, I-I'll try and get there
if I can.
389
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,063
Do, or do not.
390
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,264
There is no try.
391
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,333
Please don't Yoda me.
392
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,337
Twenty years ago,
I was in this bar,
393
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,504
feeling just like you do.
394
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,141
And this really nice guy came up
to talk to me.
395
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,277
I-I think he could see
how lost and alone I was.
396
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,079
And, I don't know,
397
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,014
it felt like my whole world
opened up that day.
398
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,984
(chuckles)
Wow,
that's a touching story.
399
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,854
So when are we gonna start
touching?
400
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,255
I'm sorry, what?
401
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,423
I say we head out
to the parking lot,
402
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,625
get a little crazy
in my ex-wife's minivan, huh?
403
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,461
No! No, gross!
404
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,196
Fine, Prince Harry.
405
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,630
I'll pop
for a hotel room.
406
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,166
But that means
we're doing everything.
407
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,600
Okay.
Y-You're awful!
408
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,169
Well, at least
I'm not a tease.
409
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,803
What a waste
of an afternoon.
410
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,006
Hey, I'm Gil.
Just came out.
411
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,674
Feeling kind of lost
and alone.
412
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,775
You, run.
413
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,677
C-C-Can someone give me
a ride?
414
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,612
I need to go after the guy
I was here with.
415
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,314
Let's go.
He's worth it.
416
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,282
Ooh, a hat.
417
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,217
Fun.
418
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,852
ALEX: I don't know
about this.
419
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,388
Come on, honey,
I picked it out.
420
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,956
I'm not gonna judge you.
I swear.
421
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,792
(gasps)
You look beautiful.
422
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,194
I love it.
423
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,529
Really?
It's not too much?
424
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,499
Let the prudes leave something
to the imagination.
425
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,903
Bill's gonna be all, "Let me get
a piece of that," huh?
426
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:56,904
(laughs)
427
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,705
Uch.
428
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,875
How about lingerie?
429
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,210
Mm.
430
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:07,314
Yes, um, I would love your input
on my lingerie.
431
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,382
What would Bill like?
432
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,151
Oh, something with snaps.
433
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,652
He doesn't like
complicated garments.
434
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,221
He's easily frustrated.
(chuckles)
435
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,324
That is so fun to know.
436
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,658
Um, can I just say,
437
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:23,363
I am so comfortable
with your sexuality.
438
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:29,036
Canjust say that your comfort
with my sexuality
439
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:33,373
has made me more comfortable
with my sexuality.
440
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,009
Can I just say that if I had
my gun in my purse,
441
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,911
I would shoot myself.
442
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,382
(vocalizing
"The Imperial March" sadly)
443
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,187
(vehicle approaching)
444
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,922
MITCHELL: Phil!
445
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,290
Phil!
446
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,360
What are you doing?
447
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,928
I am so sorry!
448
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,763
Well, you should be!
449
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,931
Phil!
450
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,034
Hear him out,
he feels terrible!
451
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,370
You were right about Gil!
He's awful!
452
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,772
He has
no redeeming qualities,
453
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,774
well, except for his taste
in men! (chuckles)
454
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,310
You know how important
this was to me?!
455
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,544
Of course!
456
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,546
I-I'm as big a Star Wars fan
as you are!
457
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,882
It was never about
Star Wars!
458
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,651
It was about spending time
with you!
459
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,287
Oh, really?!
460
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,955
Yes!
461
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,291
Well, I love spending time
with you!
462
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,293
You do?!
463
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,794
Totally!
464
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,629
You're like the brother
I never had!
465
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,731
What?!
That's crazy cakes!
466
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,267
I say that about you
all the time!
Stop it!
467
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,803
I had a totally different idea
about what this was,
468
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,505
but it's still beautiful!
469
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,440
Eyes on the road!
Eyes on the road!
470
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,477
Hey, what's going on?
471
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,845
Today's been a lot.
472
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,480
Ugh. Same.
473
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,815
You know,
I don't say it enough,
474
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:52,152
but I am so glad that you and I
can talk about anything.
475
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,453
Something happen
with Alex?
476
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,654
I don't want
to talk about it.
477
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,755
(sighs)
478
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,524
What brings you
to the floor?
479
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,593
Well...
480
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,297
it seems I've gone
and gotten myself...
481
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,366
...promoted.
(chuckles)
482
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,868
Haley, that's fantastic!
483
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,137
(chuckles) Yeah.
484
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,506
Yeah, I, uh -- I get my own
parking spot and an "IRA."
485
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,308
I guess that's my
assistant's name or something?
486
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,510
Sweetheart,
I'm very proud of you.
487
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,479
You really pulled it
together.
488
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,649
Yeah, well, I still have
a lot of stuff to figure out.
489
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,716
Of course you do.
490
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,485
Everyone does
at your age.
491
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,020
Boy, I know I did.
(chuckles)
492
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:30,223
Did you ever regret having me
when you did?
493
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,359
Like how it kinda
derailed your career?
494
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,826
Hmm... (sighs)
495
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,563
I didn't love it
at first.
496
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:40,033
But then I saw
this face.
497
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,534
Mm.
498
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,969
And you were lucky enough
to have Dad.
499
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,704
He was born
to be a parent.
500
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,040
This is gonna come
as a surprise to you,
501
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,709
but your dad was a different guy
than you think.
502
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,978
What?! Who?!
Is that why I'm so short?!
503
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,213
No! Haley!
504
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,214
Oh.
505
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,848
When I met your father,
506
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,517
he did not have
his life together.
507
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,219
(breathes deeply)
But to his credit,
508
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,054
he really stepped up
when I got pregnant,
509
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,422
and I think that's what
made it work.
510
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,591
You know,
having someone to depend on.
511
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,725
Hmm.
512
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,094
How did I get down
this road?
513
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,428
(laughing) I don't know!
514
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,662
(chuckles)
Beats me.
515
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,731
Bye!
516
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,167
Okay.
517
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,003
Why is Alex leaving the house
dressed like a flasher?
518
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,905
She and I agreed
not to discuss it.
519
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,441
Her sexual awakening
has been tough on all of us.
520
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,610
Yes.
521
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,712
ANNOUNCER: Second and 6
for the Dolphins.
522
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:30,550
Thompson, I see you,
I hear you, and I'm listening!
523
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,885
I would have preferred
you stuck to the play we called,
524
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,122
but I respect
your independent spirit!
525
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,357
(grunts)
526
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,527
Okay, Pitkowski, treat the area
around the quarterback
527
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,861
as a "safe space,"
528
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,796
and think
of the other team's defenders
529
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,700
as destructive thoughts trying
to attack our self-esteem!
530
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,935
It's not working.
531
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,238
I hate losing to a team
with a Viking mascot.
532
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,439
Hey!
533
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,541
You died out
and became Swedes!
534
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:58,445
Hip-hip-hooray for socialism
and seasonal depression!
535
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,079
Our championship
is on the line.
536
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,248
You gotta do something.
537
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:08,655
Men, this is the biggest moment
of your life
538
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,624
and I don't know
how to fire you up!
539
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,993
My original plan was
to come in here,
540
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,795
single out
the under-performers
541
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,064
and throw diapers at them!
542
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,468
Now I realize that could be
interpreted as insensitive
543
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,603
or, perhaps, anti-baby!
544
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,405
I'm sorry,
545
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:30,777
but the football field
was always my safe space, okay?!
546
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,312
It's where, in high school,
547
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,915
I first gained the respect
of my peers,
548
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,484
and if I'm being honest,
549
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,518
where I'd hoped
I'd finally gain
550
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,087
the admiration
of my father-in-law.
551
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,123
Now I feel like I've just...
552
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,892
(voice breaking)
let you all down.
553
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,163
You want to know
how I feel?
554
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:53,032
Hurt that Coach Tucker
doesn't know
555
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,534
how much
we appreciate him.
556
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,337
Triggered because
he's got to apologize
557
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,538
for a few words
558
00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,972
after all he's done
559
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,709
to prove himself
as a man and a coach.
560
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,345
I've admired you
for a long time
561
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,680
and if I haven't let you
know that, that's on me --
562
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,682
and I'm "cissy-gendered"
enough to admit it.
563
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,551
And from now on,
564
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,453
I'm gonna make sure
that Coach Tucker knows
565
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,424
he's a person of value
I admire and respect.
566
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:23,196
Coach Tucker's a person of value
I admire and respect!
567
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:26,299
Coach Tucker's a person of value
I admire and respect!
568
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,969
ALL: Coach Tucker's a person
of value I admire and respect!
569
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,506
Coach Tucker's a person of value
I admire and respect!
570
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,575
Now let's go take it
to these guys,
571
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,544
who I'm sure are blessed with
other gifts
572
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,878
but are not great
at football!
573
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,046
Let's go!
574
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,015
(indistinct shouting
and cheering)
575
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,320
Can you believe
they bought it?
576
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,022
Bought what?
577
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,360
PRINCIPAL BROWN:
We live in sensitive times.
578
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,928
DYLAN: Nothing?
579
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,064
No brain at all?
(chuckles)
580
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,499
Well, that's gonna hurt
my career.
581
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,403
So we must evolve
if we want to succeed.
582
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:07,840
(camera shutter clicking)
583
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,443
Sometimes that requires us to
share our vulnerabilities...
584
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,911
Thanks.
585
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:16,215
...so that we can see
one another in a new way.
586
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,350
How are you doing?
587
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,952
I think
I'm okay with it.
588
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,454
I'm scared.
589
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:25,392
But it's less scary knowing
I'm going through it with you.
590
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,230
That concludes today's
non-denominational
591
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,533
inspirational affirmation.
592
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,569
Have the day
that's right for you.
593
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,640
Let's see those little bastards
complain about that.
594
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,008
Oh, no!
595
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,814
That's right, guys, high knees,
high knees.
596
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,582
Commie to your left!
597
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,784
Commie to your right!
598
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,486
Stop dragging,
Pitkowski,
599
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,987
they're coming after
your sweetheart!
600
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,255
You know what they did
to Poland!
601
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,424
Well, I want to stop this,
602
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,558
but there's nothing
in the guidelines
603
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,992
about Communists.
604
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,562
Now, we're high like
a hippie!
605
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,796
We're bending over
like a --
606
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,998
Okay!
Shut it down, Jay!
607
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,668
All right, boys,
hydrate like I taught you.
608
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,304
Attaboy.
609
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,408
There you go.
610
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,443
(boys coughing)
611
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,449
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