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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:11,595 INLAND FILM COMPANY PRESENTS 2 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:17,309 A FILM BY HEIKKI KUJANPÄÄ. 3 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:26,360 The Finnish Cicil War has ended in the victory of the Whites 4 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:28,821 assisted by the Imperial German Army. 5 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:34,076 More than 80,000 Reds have been locked up in prison camps. 6 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,621 Thousands have already been executed, or have starved to death. 7 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:43,044 Rebel leaders not captured yet have gone into hiding, 8 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:46,505 fearing discovery. 9 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,632 CASH BOX 10 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:58,113 There's no one here. 11 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:18,050 Halt! 12 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,887 Halt! 13 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:07,516 LAUGH OR DIE 14 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:16,984 Any leaders? Go! 15 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,951 Go home. 16 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,717 Go home, women. 17 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,646 Any leaders? 18 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,097 Go! 19 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:51,995 Fall in! This way! 20 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,813 Get him on his feet! Move! 21 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:51,263 Form three lines! 22 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,399 Attention! 23 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:09,239 A straight line! Don't lean against the wall! Rautio! 24 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:29,885 Repeat after me. One, two, three. You there. 25 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,471 One. Thank you. 26 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:39,645 You there. Let's hear it. 27 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,650 One, two. Death to the Russkies! 28 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,612 Your name? 29 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,283 Your name? 30 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:59,164 What's so funny? Your name! 31 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,918 Toby Belch. 32 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,671 Toby... Belch. 33 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,053 Belch. 34 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:10,485 How many are we? Over a thousand in early summer. 35 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:14,114 Half of the Parliament's Socialists were there. 36 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,241 Only a few left now. 37 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,881 Aulis! 38 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:17,552 Scourge of the ruling class Sent to Hades, sent to jail 39 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:23,266 Summarily hanged, shot 40 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,186 Hero of the Revolution 41 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,939 Parikka? 42 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:34,986 Freedom carries a heavy price 43 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,453 There's still justice in the world. 44 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,876 Where are the rest? Johansson? 45 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,549 Where did you go? You were to get help. 46 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:59,469 Headquarters was deserted. You left us. 47 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,431 I couldn't get back through that artillery fire. 48 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:07,394 You were seen at the Station. On the leaders' escape train. 49 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,480 Who made us join the Guard? Women, too. 50 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,276 Where's Tyyne now? Pregnant, in some camp! 51 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,070 You're pretty well fed. Got anything to eat? 52 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,656 No. Liar! 53 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,244 Russki tack bread! 54 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,916 We're here because of you! 55 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,641 Do you still have nightmares? 56 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:49,436 No, Captain. 57 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:53,523 It's the sea air. It hardens you. 58 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,569 Siikander is the best tailor in Helsinki. 59 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:01,114 He made Bobrikov the suit he was shot in. 60 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,493 I have a job for you. 61 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,205 We have far too many prisoners. 62 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:12,417 You have three weeks to get rid of these. Three weeks? 63 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:16,296 Head of the Prison Service Major Juvelius will inspect the camp. 64 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:20,050 We must get these off the roster. 65 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,469 And I need a new uniform. 66 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,685 You will now carry out the executions. 67 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,980 Can you handle it now? 68 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:37,025 Yes, Captain. 69 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:41,112 Just close your eyes when you give the order. It'll be all right. 70 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,192 What were you looking at? The city? 71 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:23,196 German naval manoeuvres. 72 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:34,124 In three weeks' time I'll take you to Hotel Kämp for an eggnog. 73 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,501 Or to a concert. I promise. 74 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,672 I enjoy myself here quite well. 75 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:47,762 Helen! Would you sing for Major Juvelius' entourage? 76 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,434 The piano is out of tune. 77 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:05,655 Get inside! No loitering outside after dark. 78 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,830 SHAKESPEARE'S PLAYS 79 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,502 TWELFTH NIGHT 80 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,757 DRAMATIS PERSONAE TOBY BELCH 81 00:16:55,682 --> 00:17:01,896 0 knight! Thou lack (st a cup of canary! 82 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,704 Toby Belch. 83 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:23,043 I saw you in that role. Couldn't think of a better name? 84 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:30,216 Alfred Nyborg. Nyborg? 85 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,219 Gunnar's son? One and the same. 86 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:38,016 I'll be damned. You were in breeches when I saw you last. 87 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:41,603 What happened to your face? 88 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,866 What are you doing here? Why didn't you say who you are? 89 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:58,203 You've got MPs here, too. 90 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,873 Did you join the rebellion? Why? 91 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,919 You'd only got the Russkies back in power again. 92 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:11,049 From Russkies to Fritzes. 93 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:14,803 We'll soon have a German king, won't we? 94 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:18,807 The Parliament will decide on it soon. 95 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,852 I'm happy it's all over now. 96 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:27,941 Perhaps I'll see you on stage again. Tell me. 97 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,862 All leaders will be shot, right? 98 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,992 A leader? 99 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,091 So, between us leaders. 100 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:10,483 To the end of the line! Thanks. I ate already. 101 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,864 What's with Hannula? He's been like that since they shot Elmeri. 102 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,449 You'll find another one yet. 103 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:23,621 Theatre people! Fall in! 104 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,666 Fall in! 105 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:33,173 Where are the rest? What do you think? In wooden overcoats. 106 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,508 Shut up! 107 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,889 You laugh at me? Damn you! 108 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,767 Get up! 109 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,646 Right turn! Right! 110 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:54,360 Didn't you learn anything in the Red Guard? Forward march! 111 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:59,824 Where're we going? Must be the amnesty. It was in the papers. 112 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:04,621 Workers' Theatre people. Leave your cups here. 113 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,475 Kasimir Elo, actor. 114 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:30,563 Born 3 February 1874 in the Parish of Helsinki. 115 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:41,491 Where were you in the evening of April 12, this year? 116 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,036 At the theatre. Taking care of the wounded. 117 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,750 Any witnesses? 118 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:55,713 Why? According to Lieutenant Winge 119 00:20:55,797 --> 00:21:00,593 his unit was shot at from the Workers' Theatre. We never shot. 120 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:04,973 That's what it says in here. We haven't shot anyone. 121 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:08,351 Why did you have guns when arrested? 122 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,563 We were ordered to. Who gave the order? 123 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:24,784 If the one responsible is not discovered, the duty of this court... 124 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:29,205 We never shot anyone. Parikka! Tell them! 125 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,874 We were out of ammunition! 126 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,387 Who's he? He's Parikka! 127 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:58,109 Toivo Parikka, the actor? Did he give you orders? Yes! He put us up to it. 128 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,531 A leader and an agitator. 129 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,492 You know that it means a death sentence? 130 00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,911 Shall I tell him? No. 131 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:12,206 Do you admit that your unit fired upon the Germans? 132 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,296 Them? 133 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:24,677 They can't even to load a gun. 134 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:30,433 I killed them. No use to sentence these shitpants for it. 135 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:35,563 How did you singlehanded 136 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:40,777 shoot twelve German Special Forces soldiers? 137 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,906 I had twelve bullets left. 138 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:56,584 Tell us. How did you manage that? 139 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,883 I was watching 140 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:10,681 on the Linnunlaulu cliff as the Germans approached. 141 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:17,188 Their artillery fire was quite accurate. 142 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:20,691 Had to watch my step. 143 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:26,948 There went the People's House tower. Well, it was ugly anyway. 144 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,995 I met Helander the cobbler. 145 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,166 He told me that the Fritzes had just burned down the Turku Barracks, 146 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,876 with the men inside. 147 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,879 Luckily he had some moonshine with him. 148 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:46,843 We sat on the stairs of the Kallio church, drank the whole bottle dry. 149 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,887 Helander went to look for his old lady. 150 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:53,099 I went into the church, it kept rumbling outside. 151 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:57,937 "How could I help the workers' cause?" 152 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,524 I went and crapped in the pulpit! 153 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:06,654 Then I headed for the Theatre. The Fritzes were banging at the door. 154 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:11,242 Going in without a ticket! Now that won't do at all. 155 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:14,036 So I climbed to the roof. 156 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:18,416 I shot the last in line, his ears stuck out a mile. 157 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:23,588 Then I knelt down, shouted into the drainpipe: 158 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,256 Stillgestanden! 159 00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:32,972 The whole platoon stood at attention. 160 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:38,186 I started to pick them off. 161 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:45,109 No muddy boots to the Temple of Thalia! 162 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:50,281 Buy yourself a ticket! Soldiers at half price! 163 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:55,161 No private bottles into the auditorium. 164 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:22,230 How stupid do you think I am? 165 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,524 Pretty stupid, sir. 166 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:28,069 Don't you know how to behave in a courtroom? 167 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:33,366 What kind of a man are you? The funniest man in Finland. 168 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:38,204 I've got it in black and white. Printed in "Helsingin Sanomat". 169 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,835 Very well. 170 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:50,007 We sentence the Workers' Theatre Red Guard company to death 171 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:54,136 for complicity in the... Why all of us? 172 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:57,306 We're innocent, the rest of us! Parikka confessed! 173 00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:02,186 You were all in it! Take the condemned away! 174 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:15,741 God in your mercy. 175 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:19,704 Wipe away my wrongdoings. 176 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:25,334 Wash me clean of my crimes and cleanse me of my sins. 177 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:31,757 For I know my transgressions and my sins will always be before me. 178 00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:37,722 Behold, I was born in sin and my mother begat me in sin. 179 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:41,934 Behold, you want the truth to live in my heart. 180 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,438 You teach me to learn wisdom. 181 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:55,591 That's the theatre crew. 182 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,662 Get it on already. 183 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:33,337 Stand arms! 184 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:37,425 Excuse me. Want to hear a funny story? 185 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,895 Load! 186 00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:55,484 Gunnar Nyborg, the Sergeant Major's father, was my Sunday school teacher. 187 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:59,196 A small, sweaty man, always talking about Jesus. 188 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,751 Aim! 189 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:15,963 One time he asked: "What's brown and furry with whiskers?" 190 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:19,967 Normally a squirrel, I said. But since you're asking 191 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,344 it must be Jesus. 192 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,610 Stop! 193 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:43,783 Did you really think you'd get off this easy? 194 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:48,037 I can make jokes, too! 195 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:54,168 Take the prisoners into the camp. This one into the stable. 196 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,473 Remember to close your eyes next time. 197 00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:22,321 What are you eating? That's not fair! 198 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:28,160 I've got matchsticks! I'll torch the stable if you won't share your food! 199 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,420 You are talented. 200 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,465 A talented bullshitter. 201 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:44,635 I have a job for you. 202 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,474 The King of Finland? I can consider that. 203 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:57,857 The Head of the Prison Service comes here in three weeks' time. 204 00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:03,153 You will perform for his entourage. 205 00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:05,406 You will make a comedy. 206 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,201 If it is amusing, you and your comrades may live. 207 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:13,747 The Sgt Major will supervise the rehearsals. Get down to work. 208 00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:16,709 You have eighteen days. 209 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:20,546 Make the audience laugh or you will be shot. 210 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:27,177 What am I accused of? I haven't done anything wrong! 211 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:36,645 Give me something to eat! 212 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,862 Well? What've you been plotting with those butchers? 213 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:30,282 What's that? A play. 214 00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:33,744 Which play? A comedy. 215 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:13,617 What's he writing? Go and ask. 216 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:29,008 How did it go? The Provost came... His soninlaw's in the cupboard. 217 00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:33,387 But it's the boy's father. How does it go? 218 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:39,893 "Gracious me! If I only could get back my unfortunate letter!" 219 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:47,484 Good. Are you writing "The Marriage Plot of Provost Pettersson"? 220 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:52,031 It drew full houses for weeks. It has female roles, too. 221 00:33:53,032 --> 00:33:56,827 That razor turns you into a woman in a flash. 222 00:33:56,910 --> 00:34:02,166 You know where he brought it here? 223 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:09,923 How about my stupid maid with a droopy chin? "Gracious!" 224 00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:15,054 We'll write her in. You can't put all the funny characters in one play. 225 00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:19,641 Why not? Who's in? 226 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:26,356 Who wants to live? I bloody well won't clown around for the butchers. 227 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,694 They'll shoot us after the play. We lost the war already. 228 00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:40,913 Hannula? Like to do one more play with us? 229 00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:43,999 Not without Elmeri. 230 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:49,838 Dig a deep hole and bury this in it. 231 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:57,262 Remember the churchwarden who walked like this? 232 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:02,476 Remember? Vehviläinen, the churchwarden. 233 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:06,897 Short legs, a quick step! Good, Hannula. 234 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:12,736 Real tight ass! Hands working elegantly! He's so important! 235 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:17,991 Would a maid walk like that? Would I be a girl? 236 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:30,754 Fall in! 237 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:44,059 Stand arms! 238 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:51,024 Aim! 239 00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,738 Fire! 240 00:35:58,157 --> 00:36:00,951 Shoulder arms. 241 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:27,519 Your father must be proud of you. Sending so many godless men to hell. 242 00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:31,982 Were you at the front? 243 00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,364 Six months in the German Army. 244 00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:45,621 It was nothing compared to Vyborg. 245 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,707 What happened there? 246 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:53,086 Everyone got killed. 247 00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:56,798 All Russians, both Reds and the burghers. 248 00:36:58,759 --> 00:37:01,762 All were shot by the wall. 249 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:09,811 Women and children in high piles. 250 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:12,814 Who did it? 251 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:18,153 Our company. 252 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:32,542 You have to look forward. We have a premiere coming. 253 00:37:34,503 --> 00:37:39,508 First things first. Have you any food? 254 00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:53,105 Where will we perform? Not in the camp? No. 255 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:12,165 We need props. Instruments, costumes. 256 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:44,197 Sergeant Major! Mrs Kalm. 257 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:46,783 You're preparing a comedy. 258 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:50,454 Your husband promised to spare the actors if they will perform. 259 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,664 My husband wants me to make sure that the play 260 00:38:52,748 --> 00:38:56,543 will be highclass enough for Major Juvelius. 261 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,796 I prepared a play for the Folk Education Society. 262 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:05,052 And I want to meet this Mr Parikka. Take me to the camp. 263 00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:08,055 I don't think you should, Mrs Kalm. 264 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:11,058 Tell him I intend to be present. 265 00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:14,019 To see that the play will be suitable. 266 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,954 They are all too small. 267 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,712 Now it will fit. 268 00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:53,308 Not that one. It belongs to my son. 269 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:59,064 I've heard stories about you. 270 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:01,942 Must be true, all of them. 271 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,779 You have at least twelve children in Helsinki alone. 272 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:10,325 And your father is a Turkish sultan. That's not true. 273 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:16,081 I've got fourteen. 274 00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:22,003 I will come to your rehearsals. 275 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:26,174 Sgt Major will tell you when we have something to show. 276 00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:31,221 Is this fine? Something's missing. 277 00:40:34,141 --> 00:40:37,018 Wouldn't this fit him better? 278 00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:41,982 Do you know how to walk in it? 279 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:09,676 It was our son's violin. Was? 280 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:24,691 Imagine yourselves with tail feathers, like peacocks. 281 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:28,361 Hannula, that's a chicken. 282 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:40,290 Amusing. 283 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:53,803 Let's see it again. 284 00:41:53,887 --> 00:41:57,224 Oh yeah. 285 00:41:57,307 --> 00:42:02,145 Let us borrow it. I won't, not to him. 286 00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:07,901 He's a fine man, knows how to play. A man? That one? 287 00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:12,948 You'll get it back. I won't. 288 00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:22,415 They made us come. Doesn't smell of shit here. 289 00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:25,460 But something sure stinks. 290 00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:38,890 Elo. You're Elvira. The other leading role. 291 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:44,396 Comrades! 292 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:50,986 Do you know what this is? Your ticket 293 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,864 out of here. Aulis. 294 00:42:54,948 --> 00:43:00,161 You want to see your bride? And that kid you'll have? 295 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,252 Did I betray you? 296 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:11,798 Was surviving my crime? No. 297 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:16,386 Here's our final struggle! 298 00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,556 It's middling shit! 299 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:24,644 But you need to show that you are greater actors than this text! 300 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:29,232 Rise above it! Show that even here 301 00:43:29,316 --> 00:43:32,277 you can achieve something so unique 302 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,156 that even the Prison Service head devil will fart of joy! 303 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,366 That just for a moment, the world is 304 00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:42,370 one governmental fart's worth a better place. 305 00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:03,433 Right! Listen up! Here's a chest of drawers. 306 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:07,520 Here's a door. And this is a sofa. 307 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:12,567 Johansson, you're a coffee table. 308 00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:16,655 You fine with no lines? 309 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:21,242 Why not? 310 00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:38,385 How wonderful to be back home! 311 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:44,307 I can't wait to tell the happy news to my father. 312 00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:49,437 Oh, my dear Augustin! Dear Elvira! 313 00:44:49,521 --> 00:44:54,401 How's my hair? Wonderful, darling! 314 00:44:57,278 --> 00:44:59,739 My trousers! 315 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:02,742 My father! He... 316 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:06,246 He will... 317 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:12,961 Don't say. Don't say, I'll remember it soon. 318 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:16,965 Bring him the text. We'll take another scene. 319 00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:24,514 Don't give up on the first day! 320 00:45:24,597 --> 00:45:29,018 Who the hell are you to boss us around? Theatre Manager. 321 00:45:29,102 --> 00:45:33,982 As Mr janitor well knows. You never were a proper socialist. 322 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:38,069 You wanted to be a leader as it's the biggest role. 323 00:45:48,288 --> 00:45:51,791 This is going nowhere. You can see how weak they are. 324 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,003 We need proper food to give them strength! 325 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:59,424 There is no food. The Germans took everything the Russkies left here. 326 00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:03,511 There's food here. I've seen it. 327 00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:10,643 Do you want the play? 328 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:15,315 Or shall I go swimming? You'll have to shoot me. 329 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:20,361 It's seven kilometres to mainland. I'll swim eight just to be certain. 330 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:24,157 What food? Where? 331 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:46,930 I'll have to shoot you if we get caught here! 332 00:47:30,723 --> 00:47:34,018 A loaf for the lords, with real flour. 333 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:37,772 Look! 334 00:47:48,658 --> 00:47:53,913 And that's not all. We won't open this until the premiere. 335 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:59,210 Explain! Search the room! 336 00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:03,631 Those foodstuffs were for the Prison Service delegation 337 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:08,052 arriving here in two weeks. Shall I now feed them lichen? 338 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:15,351 Why do you think the guilty party is one of the guards? 339 00:48:15,435 --> 00:48:18,021 The prisoners are behind lock and key. 340 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:22,692 Lot of trash among the conscripts, too. 341 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,736 Republicans. 342 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:28,740 Captain, sir! Nothing here. 343 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:35,580 The punishment will be exceptionally severe. 344 00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:39,292 You know what that means. 345 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:43,004 I'll look into it. 346 00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:57,727 Eat faster. 347 00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:03,399 Parikka. Yes? 348 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:09,113 About those Germans. 349 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:13,076 It was me. 350 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:17,372 But I only shot one. 351 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:22,627 Not more. I did shoot at another one too, but he didn't die. 352 00:49:25,922 --> 00:49:29,300 I knew that. 353 00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:43,314 Here's some for Mr janitor. 354 00:49:43,398 --> 00:49:48,319 A people's sausage! Socialized from the Commandant. 355 00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:51,531 Eat it for the cause. 356 00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:14,721 Break's over. Hide the sausages in your clothing! 357 00:50:24,397 --> 00:50:28,443 Well now. Show me what you've got. 358 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:35,742 Sit down, please. 359 00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:41,247 From the top. Hannula. 360 00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:59,432 Make one for me, too? 361 00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:03,352 For the role. 362 00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:10,610 Perhaps. If there's any fabric left. 363 00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:13,821 Make it as tight as possible. 364 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,463 Good day, ma'am. 365 00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:35,009 Can any of you play the violin? Yes. Thank you. 366 00:51:38,888 --> 00:51:42,350 Did you fight in Tampere? 367 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:45,228 No. 368 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:51,109 Good. Is that where your son... 369 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:56,072 Last day of March. 370 00:51:56,155 --> 00:52:00,201 The commander ordered them to attack while he ran away from the line. 371 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:05,123 They were surrounded. They had no chance. 372 00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,672 Here. 373 00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:21,722 Thank you. 374 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:47,331 Dear Augustin! Only death can do us apart! 375 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:52,461 Bravo! Bravo! 376 00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:57,425 Stop! 377 00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:18,863 Hjalmar. No! 378 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:25,036 Carry on. 379 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:33,085 Give me a scarf. 380 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:36,505 Aulis. You got a hole in your trousers. 381 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:42,553 Forgive me. 382 00:53:42,637 --> 00:53:47,183 Damn you, Elo! We have a premiere coming! 383 00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:52,146 Keep your eyes open! 384 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:27,056 Make your play yourself! 385 00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:31,060 Nothing will come of it if you shoot the actors! 386 00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:33,771 Where did the prisoner get the sausage? 387 00:54:33,854 --> 00:54:39,277 Any ideas, Nyborg? Who let him out of the camp? 388 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:59,046 I won't act for you any more. Captain, some Germans are coming. 389 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:07,847 You will, if you want to save your comrades. 390 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:12,935 But you will be shot anyway. Right after the performance. 391 00:55:38,711 --> 00:55:40,296 Good evening, Lieutenant. 392 00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:45,968 The Parliament will vote about the monarchy tonight. 393 00:55:46,052 --> 00:55:52,141 The Finnish conscripts are to be disarmed until tomorrow morning. 394 00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:54,060 But Why? 395 00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:58,564 My men will obey my orders even if they aren't monarchists. 396 00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:03,277 We were instructed to take no risks with conscripts. 397 00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:06,238 Your rifle! 398 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:11,702 All right. This is for you. 399 00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:14,789 From Headquarters. 400 00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:17,917 Let's go! 401 00:56:55,621 --> 00:56:58,082 Wait. 402 00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:37,097 Helen! 403 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:40,935 General von der Goltz and Protector of the State will visit us! 404 00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:45,689 Why on earth? They want to transfer all prisoners to work in Germany. 405 00:58:45,773 --> 00:58:48,692 They're not fit for work, they can hardly stand. 406 00:58:48,776 --> 00:58:51,570 This is our chance to get away from here. 407 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:57,451 I must impress the General. I might get a job at the Headquarters. 408 00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:02,289 Evenings in the Kappeli again! 409 00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:06,418 Thank God I had the foresight to have a new uniform made. 410 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:14,426 We don't have anything to offer. They'll be here day after tomorrow. 411 00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:22,393 Well, you have the funniest man in Finland. 412 00:59:27,565 --> 00:59:29,567 Helen! 413 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,756 Hey! 414 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:57,761 What are you doing? Aren't we on the same side? 415 00:59:57,845 --> 01:00:01,098 Would the Sergeant Major kindly give up his weapon? 416 01:00:01,181 --> 01:00:07,521 No, he would not. My regrets. The Sergeant Major will not give up. 417 01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:11,025 Let him keep his weapon. He's completely harmless. 418 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:13,944 Harmless? Me? 419 01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:20,075 Please! 420 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:27,207 The weapon! 421 01:00:36,425 --> 01:00:39,094 Enough! 422 01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:43,140 Lock the doors. 423 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:10,042 Walk. Go, go! 424 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:13,921 What's happened to you? Sit down! 425 01:01:17,091 --> 01:01:19,551 Sit: 426 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:38,737 Drink! 427 01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:45,119 The guards are locked in tonight. 428 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:50,666 Senate orders, while the Parliament decides whether we'll get one 429 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:57,381 of Kaiser's idiot sons as our king or not. 430 01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:02,678 Guards are prisoners? 431 01:02:10,686 --> 01:02:14,440 Here's the key to that gate. 432 01:02:14,523 --> 01:02:17,818 There's a rowboat in the port. 433 01:02:23,157 --> 01:02:25,909 You'll go to prison for this. 434 01:02:25,993 --> 01:02:30,664 You're too great an actor to die for those others! 435 01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:37,963 Here are the last sausages. 436 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:46,388 Farewell. 437 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:35,766 We wanted you to have this razor. 438 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:39,895 Thank you. We'll continue to rehearse, right? 439 01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:44,316 How's your leg? It'll heal soon. 440 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:47,235 He's strong, it's just a scratch. 441 01:05:47,319 --> 01:05:51,365 If Hannula stands in for Elo... 442 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:55,827 You're a maid short. How about if... 443 01:05:57,287 --> 01:06:01,792 Does Mr janitor want in? 444 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:08,465 Hannula will be the maid. 445 01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:14,596 You'll be better as the father. 446 01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:22,187 This time we won't give up. No. 447 01:06:24,648 --> 01:06:28,735 And never call me Mr janitor again. 448 01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:55,595 Open the door! 449 01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:05,814 Good morning. Welcome to the Kingdom of Finland. 450 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:10,527 Welcome to the kingdom. 451 01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:14,656 Ask them if the King's got a princess? 452 01:07:23,415 --> 01:07:26,418 Let's go to the camp, men. 453 01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:48,690 They won't get far. 454 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:15,509 Sergeant Major's late. Got a sore head? 455 01:08:16,968 --> 01:08:22,265 What went wrong? Nothing. You don't leave your comrades like that. 456 01:08:22,349 --> 01:08:25,352 If you go, you go with style. 457 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:28,522 With your boots on, a wig on your head. 458 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:34,027 The rebellion fell flat on its arse, but we'll do one thing well. 459 01:08:45,372 --> 01:08:50,043 The Commandant ran away, leaving his son to certain death. 460 01:08:50,127 --> 01:08:52,963 Will we call him Kalm or Hjalmar? 461 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:55,841 Hjalmar. 462 01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:59,761 Gentlemen. Is Parikka here? 463 01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:29,541 Your job is now even more important than you can guess. 464 01:09:32,419 --> 01:09:36,047 You will continue to rehearse? 465 01:09:36,131 --> 01:09:39,426 Why do you worry about that? 466 01:09:42,971 --> 01:09:46,141 Commander of the Ostsee Division, General von der Goltz 467 01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:50,645 will come here with the Prison Service delegation. 468 01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:54,065 With Svinhufvud, Protector of the State. I see. 469 01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:57,068 What do such big shots come here for? 470 01:09:57,152 --> 01:10:01,907 All the prisoners able to work will be sent to Germany. 471 01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:04,576 As slaves. 472 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:09,664 They have food. Our situation is catastrophic. 473 01:10:09,748 --> 01:10:13,210 This would save the lives of thousands of men. 474 01:10:19,466 --> 01:10:24,512 I give you my word. If your play entertains the guests, 475 01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:29,309 you will all go to Germany. You, too. 476 01:10:29,434 --> 01:10:31,436 You'd get to live. 477 01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:45,158 But if it won't make the General laugh 478 01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:48,245 I'll have you shot twice. 479 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:34,291 Fire! 480 01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:45,385 General, sir. 481 01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:49,889 Protector of the State, sir. 482 01:11:58,148 --> 01:12:01,860 The stage will be built here. 483 01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:12,537 The prisoners are in good shape. 484 01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:16,166 We'll soon see, Commandant. 485 01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:57,832 If the prisoners are healthy, there's work to be done in Germany. 486 01:12:57,916 --> 01:13:01,461 I very much support your plan, General! 487 01:13:07,008 --> 01:13:11,054 Hell, no! No one can make something like that laugh. 488 01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:18,853 Aquila pomarina. 489 01:13:18,937 --> 01:13:21,147 Or what do you think? 490 01:13:21,231 --> 01:13:24,234 I cannot say. It's much too high up. 491 01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:32,492 Yes! 492 01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:41,334 THE GULF OF FINLAND WORKERS' THEATRE: OH, YOU DEAR AUGUSTIN! 493 01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:48,258 Fifteen minutes. Look what I got for you. 494 01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:52,762 To give you strength. 495 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:13,908 I can do it. 496 01:14:24,544 --> 01:14:30,592 Dear Count, Mr Protector of the State. Please be seated. 497 01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:36,848 Who are you? From "Helsingin Sanomat". 498 01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,684 We heard that the famous Parikka will return to the stage today. 499 01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:42,770 Is this seat free? Of course. 500 01:14:49,611 --> 01:14:52,071 A pillow? No, thank you. 501 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:57,076 Won't work. He'll bleed to death. 502 01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:01,789 We'll have to cancel. Never done it before. 503 01:15:01,873 --> 01:15:05,877 If you can stand, you do the show. 504 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:11,090 You can desert from the front, not from the stage. 505 01:15:16,596 --> 01:15:20,350 Right. We need a standin. 506 01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:30,318 No. No no no. Who else? 507 01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:33,821 You know the lines, you speak German. No! 508 01:15:33,905 --> 01:15:37,784 Put the dress on! Or I'll tell the Commandant 509 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:40,578 who stole his sausages! 510 01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:45,500 Get ready, everyone. Nyborg will stand in for Aulis. Break a leg! 511 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,087 Break a leg! 512 01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:18,908 My galoshes! 513 01:16:18,992 --> 01:16:24,831 Where are my galoshes? On your feet, dear sir. 514 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:27,584 Remove them at once then! 515 01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:32,088 My dear beloved daughter Elvira will arrive any moment now! 516 01:16:33,298 --> 01:16:35,300 I wonder if she has changed much? 517 01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:38,970 She's been studying in Germany for so many years! 518 01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:41,848 That tomfoolery will end now! 519 01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:45,393 I have decided that she will be married. 520 01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:49,439 Miss Elvira! Married! 521 01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:56,696 I can't remember a single line. 522 01:16:56,821 --> 01:17:02,368 Whom has she found? She doesn't know it yet. 523 01:17:02,452 --> 01:17:06,164 It cannot be true! I shall faint! 524 01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:09,500 They're not laughing! You'll be fine. 525 01:17:09,584 --> 01:17:13,254 One more thing. Stay there. 526 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,758 She doesn't know? And in you go! 527 01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:41,199 How wonderful to be back home again. 528 01:17:44,911 --> 01:17:48,456 You can hardly wait to tell 529 01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:53,795 your father the wonderful news! 530 01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,547 Right? 531 01:17:56,631 --> 01:17:59,759 Father will like you. 532 01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:02,720 Did someone speak? I can't hear. 533 01:18:02,804 --> 01:18:06,182 Father will like you, darling! 534 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:09,936 Dear Elvira! 535 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:12,230 Just go on! 536 01:18:16,067 --> 01:18:20,988 Father! Elvira dearest! 537 01:18:23,116 --> 01:18:27,286 You are getting married! With whom? 538 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:31,082 In German! Act in German! 539 01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:34,794 Please. His name is Hans. 540 01:18:34,919 --> 01:18:37,004 No! Not a German! 541 01:18:37,088 --> 01:18:42,677 You don't decide it. Hans will dine with us tonight. 542 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:47,557 No! Not a German! 543 01:18:50,435 --> 01:18:57,692 What is wrong with German men? 544 01:19:02,864 --> 01:19:05,158 Good Lord! 545 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:10,288 It is so painful. 546 01:19:17,253 --> 01:19:22,675 Even larger than a Russian's? 547 01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:27,305 What about the officers? 548 01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:31,976 Do they have larger ones than the seamen? 549 01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:35,104 No! Of course not! 550 01:19:40,735 --> 01:19:46,699 In that case, does the Kaiser have the smallest one? 551 01:19:47,784 --> 01:19:52,580 Of course not! Who, then? 552 01:19:54,457 --> 01:19:58,127 The Frenchmen. 553 01:19:58,211 --> 01:20:02,340 The Frenchmen 554 01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:07,345 have the smallest ones! 555 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:16,687 Stop! Stop the play! 556 01:20:18,481 --> 01:20:22,735 This is outrageous! You should be ashamed. 557 01:20:41,254 --> 01:20:43,756 You know quite well... 558 01:20:45,049 --> 01:20:47,343 You're now... 559 01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:33,306 Continue! I want to know how it will end. 560 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:42,356 You want to know a secret? I already have a fiancée. 561 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:45,735 Don't tell my father. 562 01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:53,117 I'll teach you to defy your father's will! 563 01:21:57,705 --> 01:22:02,126 I am Väinö I, King of Finland! 564 01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:07,840 My real name is Friedrich Karl Ludwig Konstantin von HessenKassel. 565 01:22:07,924 --> 01:22:10,760 The Kaiser's brotherinlaw. 566 01:22:19,769 --> 01:22:21,771 My King! 567 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:24,398 Excuse me, but King of Sweden 568 01:22:24,482 --> 01:22:26,901 forgot to make my greatgreat greatgrandfather a knight. 569 01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:30,947 Could you make me a knight? 570 01:22:31,030 --> 01:22:34,659 Out of question. Ask my bottom ha“. 571 01:22:34,742 --> 01:22:37,286 Mr Bottomhalf! 572 01:22:38,913 --> 01:22:41,958 Would you make me a knight? 573 01:22:42,833 --> 01:22:45,336 No way! No way! 574 01:22:47,171 --> 01:22:53,177 I am a war hero. Hjalmar! Come home immediately! 575 01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:58,474 Forgive us, sire. Hjalmar has not slept enough. 576 01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:02,770 He had a nightmare about the Battle of Tampere again. 577 01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:07,692 Tampere, Tampere, Tampere! Always about Tampere! 578 01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:12,863 He fled from his post, having ordered his platoon into a certain death. 579 01:23:12,947 --> 01:23:15,116 That's why he was transferred here 580 01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:18,995 where it's easier to kill your enemy. 581 01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:35,386 Lullaby and goodnight, 582 01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:39,015 Thy mother's delight 583 01:23:39,098 --> 01:23:45,563 Bright angels beside My darling abide 584 01:23:45,646 --> 01:23:52,653 They will guard thee at rest 585 01:23:52,737 --> 01:24:00,161 Thou shalt wake at by breast 586 01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:03,581 Lullaby and goodnight 587 01:24:03,664 --> 01:24:07,501 With roses bedight 588 01:24:07,585 --> 01:24:11,005 With lilies o'er spread 589 01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:14,925 Is baby's wee bed 590 01:24:15,009 --> 01:24:18,721 Lay thee down now and rest 591 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:23,184 May thy slumber be blessed 592 01:24:58,094 --> 01:25:01,388 Goddamn you, Nyborg! 593 01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:06,519 I made them laugh! 594 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,607 Enjoy your meal. 595 01:25:23,661 --> 01:25:26,997 They were quite wonderful. 596 01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:36,006 Did you know that they were acting to save their lives? 597 01:25:36,090 --> 01:25:41,512 Hjalmar promised to spare their lives if they'd succeed in entertaining us. 598 01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:44,014 They are dangerous rebels. 599 01:25:44,098 --> 01:25:47,852 They were just treating the wounded at their theatre. 600 01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:50,771 Parikka at least has committed several murders. 601 01:25:50,855 --> 01:25:54,233 Really? He didn't look like a murderer to me. 602 01:25:54,358 --> 01:25:56,652 Appearances are deceiving. 603 01:25:58,529 --> 01:26:02,449 General. Please pardon them. 604 01:26:12,918 --> 01:26:15,087 Winge 605 01:26:15,171 --> 01:26:18,507 See that they at least get beer. 606 01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:22,469 Mr Protector of the State, could you pardon them? 607 01:26:22,553 --> 01:26:25,681 I don't have that kind of authority here. 608 01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:29,768 Perhaps the Commandant can do it? 609 01:26:40,946 --> 01:26:44,074 Of course we will pardon them. 610 01:26:44,158 --> 01:26:47,536 Well, then. Your health. 611 01:27:06,764 --> 01:27:10,559 Who's the funniest man in Finland now? 612 01:27:10,643 --> 01:27:15,231 Damn you, Nyborg. You know. 613 01:27:15,314 --> 01:27:18,192 This man taught me to act. 614 01:27:18,275 --> 01:27:23,948 He said: "just breathe and focus on the others." 615 01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,954 It's the same in life. 616 01:27:30,037 --> 01:27:33,999 You focus on the others. The rest comes by itself. 617 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:41,340 Are these empty? Yes, General. 618 01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:10,619 We'll begin preparations for the transfer of the prisoners to Germany. 619 01:28:10,703 --> 01:28:12,913 No need to hurry. 620 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,875 Excuse me? 621 01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:23,549 We are running out of grain, too. People are starving. 622 01:28:26,677 --> 01:28:30,931 The troops will not withstand even a smallest setback. 623 01:28:31,015 --> 01:28:37,062 We have complete faith in Germany. Or we wouldn't ask you for a king. 624 01:28:40,691 --> 01:28:44,111 Surely Germany cannot lose? 625 01:28:44,194 --> 01:28:48,907 Kaiser has other worries besides your dreams of a king. Commandant. 626 01:29:31,283 --> 01:29:34,870 You really don't know how to laugh at yourself. 627 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:40,292 I have done my utmost to make you enjoy yourself here. 628 01:29:42,628 --> 01:29:46,382 That you'd again be the person I once knew. 629 01:29:46,465 --> 01:29:50,469 What was I like? 630 01:29:53,347 --> 01:29:55,641 Tell me. 631 01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:07,319 I will go on the General's ship to Helsinki. 632 01:30:13,659 --> 01:30:16,703 Did you really think I'd pardon that devil's spawn? 633 01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:20,124 I'll have him shot the moment the General's ship has cast off! 634 01:30:29,842 --> 01:30:33,095 Why didn't you come to the sauna? 635 01:30:41,687 --> 01:30:44,898 Where's Parikka? Guards! 636 01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:49,695 What the hell? 637 01:30:49,778 --> 01:30:54,199 Get dressed! Move the prisoners to the camp immediately! 638 01:30:54,825 --> 01:30:57,578 Move! Nyborg! 639 01:30:57,703 --> 01:30:59,997 Captain, sir. 640 01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:03,584 Where's Parikka? I don't know, sir. 641 01:31:03,709 --> 01:31:06,253 Find him. 642 01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:04,561 Where is my uniform? 643 01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:29,586 Toby Belch! 644 01:32:29,670 --> 01:32:34,841 Toby Belch! People are looking for you. 645 01:33:00,576 --> 01:33:03,161 Good evening. 646 01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:10,043 Have we met? 647 01:33:10,127 --> 01:33:14,923 I doubt it. Where are you going? If I may ask. 648 01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:19,886 None of your business, Lieutenant. 649 01:33:26,476 --> 01:33:28,979 Better that way. 650 01:33:29,062 --> 01:33:32,065 How do you know what's better for me? 651 01:33:52,002 --> 01:33:54,421 There. 652 01:34:38,632 --> 01:34:43,011 Dear friends. Welcome to the theatre! 653 01:34:58,443 --> 01:35:01,446 You know, Parikka. 654 01:35:03,615 --> 01:35:06,743 You're not even an especially good actor. 655 01:35:09,287 --> 01:35:12,833 Stand arms! 656 01:35:17,129 --> 01:35:19,756 Load! 657 01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:24,636 Aim! Don't! 658 01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:28,682 Nyborg, dismissed. 659 01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:37,023 I won't leave, Captain sir. 660 01:35:38,608 --> 01:35:43,697 Well. Then you join the firing squad. 661 01:35:45,824 --> 01:35:48,827 Fall in, now. 662 01:36:05,343 --> 01:36:08,388 Have you gone insane? 663 01:36:10,599 --> 01:36:14,060 What are you doing there? 664 01:36:14,144 --> 01:36:16,897 You have to shoot me, too. 665 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:20,776 I am the sausage thief. 666 01:36:23,779 --> 01:36:26,031 Aim! 667 01:36:35,874 --> 01:36:38,585 Fire! 668 01:36:43,548 --> 01:36:47,052 Must I do everything myself? 669 01:36:49,554 --> 01:36:51,431 Stand aside! 670 01:36:56,061 --> 01:37:00,732 Stay in the line! Stay in the line! That's an order! 671 01:37:06,863 --> 01:37:09,491 Aim! 672 01:37:09,574 --> 01:37:12,536 Quiet! 673 01:37:12,619 --> 01:37:15,121 Aim! 674 01:37:49,573 --> 01:37:52,951 Based on true events. 675 01:37:57,372 --> 01:38:01,418 The project to install a king was abandoned when Germany lost the war. 676 01:38:01,501 --> 01:38:05,630 Finland became a republic again. 677 01:38:05,714 --> 01:38:12,679 Approx. 20,000 Red prisoners died and were shot in the prison camps. 678 01:42:38,111 --> 01:42:41,239 Subtitles by Mikko Lyytikäinen 50653

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