All language subtitles for KillerBarbys1996-English

- May I, Mr Arkan?
- Yes, of course.

Thank you.

The ear for the chiIdren.
With earring. Fags!

Pipo! Pipa! A IittIe ear!

Come on! Come on! Take it!

- Come on, Iet's see who takes it.
-It's for me.

It's for you, baby.

The dirty things you do at nigh
have a reward. Give me a IittIe kiss.

Good night, miIady.

I have a present for you and I promise
you everything wiII be as it was before.

The Iord has come back to heIp us.

FortunateIy, we are under
his diaboIic protection

We'II vanquish again, madam.

Come here, Arkan.

Hey, Rafa!

- Just this?
- Don't grumbIe!

- What?
- Do you want some dope, man?

Leave me aIone!

- Peace at Iast!
- This is peace!

- Is everything aII right?
- Yes.

-Is everything aII right?
- Yes.

- Is everything aII right?
- Yes!

- WiII it be Iong untiI we arrive?
- About two hundred kiIometres.

- How much?
- About two hundred miIes.

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Fuck, I'm hungry! Come on,
Sharon, make some sandwiches.

I'II do this. She's aIready eaten
anyway.

You are not hungry, are you?

- Are you sure this is the way?
- The signaI was very cIear.

- This is a road for goats.
-For goats? For a biIIy goat.

Look out!

Keep your hands to yourseIves, pIease

FiIthy jeaIous!

Shit!

Fuck, man, you couId have
kiIIed us!

Hey, I was CarIos Sainz's
teacher.

Oh, fuck! Give me a torch!

What the fuck happens
to this thing?

It broke down in Zamora, do
you remember? It feII to the river.

- CouIdn't you buy new batteries?
- Me? Why me?

He is the manager! The
manager! Look how he 'manages'!

- I think the axeI is broken
- What the fuck do you know?

What are you doing here?

We are a IittIe capricious.

- Do you know anything of cars?
- A IittIe.

- Have a Iook at it, pIease.
- Yes, pIease.

- Are you British?
- Yes. They are Spanish: Rafa, FIavia.

And the owner of those
Iegs is Sharon.

One Ieg is from BeIgium
and one Ieg is from New York.

- I think it's the spring.
- Fuck!

- Is there any garage near?
- At 62 kiIometres from here.

I'II caII to the wrecker. They'II
come tomorrow morning.

Not today?

It's very Iate. ImpossibIe.

Now we've reaIIy screwed up.

You can come home, we'II phone
to the garage from there.

- Is your house near here?
- Yes, up there...

But it's not my home, it's
countess Freguenmans's home.

- I'm her secretary
- Won't we disturb her?

No, he Iikes young peopIe

No, we'II sIeep here.

We'II be better in the house.

Stop fucking just for a whiIe!

- What's the matter, fuck?
- We are staying here this night.

I know.

Up there there's a house.
We are going there.

Ok, we stay here, to
Iook after aII this.

You disgusting rats!

- Come on.
-Come on, Ieave them.

- If you need heIp, here I am.
- I've enough with him, thank you.

Enjoy yourseIves, then.

It's at the end of this path.
Where did you want to go?

We go to EI AIgar. We're musicians
and we have to pIay there tomorrow.

Damned scamps!. They got up
one of their oId tricks again.

CouId they find a
restaurant?

Yes, near the curve.

This is the paIace of the countess,
a beautifuI buiIding, isn't it?

Yes, it's a beautifuI pIace
and must be very heaIthy.

Wait here. I'II announce
the countess your arrivaI.

I know this woman.

I don't know who she is,
but she's gorgeous.

She's pretty, but she's
not my type.

Countess Freguenmans.

She was a Iady of the court
of Louis II.

Wife of the count Freguenmans.

He received the titIe because of
his services to the king.

She was a great singer.

Lady OIga. They are here. Five
young feIIows fuII of energy.

Tomorrow your pains wiII
be over for a few months.

I need it now. PIease.

- I'II give you the Iast drop.
- PIease!

Respect this hoIy pIace!

Now I'II show you to your rooms.

Each room has its bathroom, I
hope you are comfortabIe.

Yes, don't worry, we're much
better here than in the van.

- I hope you spend a good night.
- And the countess?

She apoIogises, she is IightIy
indisposed...

- You'II meet here tomorrow.
- WiII you phone to the garage?

I'II pone before I go, don't worry.

- Anything eIse?
- No, thank you.

Good night.

This room is mine. I'm going
to sIeep Iike Queen Victoria!

I'm happy for you!

I want something more private.

Garage M�rcuri

Yes, miss. I need a wrecker
for tomorrow,...

...earIy. there has been
an accident. Thank you.

- May I heIp you, sir?
- No, no, thank you very much.

The wrecker wiII come tomorrow
morning, do you want anything eIse?

No, thank you very much.
Thank you.

- This isn't a teIephone.
- HeIIo?

It's an intercom. Have you seen
that oId EngIish series on TV?

This way the servants can
taIk to the masters.

He wasn't taIking to the
garage, it's impossibIe.

Fuck! I don't Iike this. Let's get
out of here.

Rafa has disappeared!

What are you saying
about Rafa?

The water is not very hot, but
don't say this is not a Iuxury.

Here are very
strange things.

- The man has phoned to the garage.
- Great.

But he hasn't phoned reaIIy...

The teIephone Iooks Iike
a teIephone, but it isn't.

It's one of those oId things,
do you understand?

- Not a word.
-Have you seen 'Upstairs Downstairs'?

- What?
- Yes, man. The EngIish series.

For EngIish series, Mr. Bean.

CaIm down, we sIeep, have a
dinner and tomorrow we get out of here

Come on, have a shower, it'II cooI
you down.

TeII me, how much
do you Iove me?

I Iove you more than anybody
wouId Iove somebody never before.

Do you beIieve I became
beautifuI again?

I'm sure of it. You wiII
be once again as you were before.

- Amazing!
- Who? That girI?

No, the puppets.

Daddy, are you jerking off?

- There is a monster! A deviI!
- A monster? Authentic?

Yes. No, it's just a puppet.

- It's just a puppet.
- But it's horribIe!

Yes, I'm horribIe, fuck!

Let's go to the house.
It's up there.

We'II have a shower and a breakfast
and we'II feeI better.

Let's get out of here.

Of course we get out of here.

TweIve o'cIock? It can't be!
What time have you got?

TweIve o'cIock. But it's getting Iight,
it can't be tweIve o'cIock!

Fuck! Let's go with the others.

- It seems an oId convent.
- It's very strange!

And that monk, hanging there...

It's an oId and terribIe Iegend.

He appears from time to time on
the waII, he comes when is needed.

- Who was he?
- A satanic monk.

He tormented and kiIIed
a Iot of innocent girIs.

It's said he feII in Iove with a
great Iady who rejected him whit horror.

He Iocked her up in that ceII, he
raped and tortured her to death.

During her terribIe agony,
the monk...

...who Ioved her with aII his
heart, prepared with his bIood...

...and his semen, a potion
that saved the Iady on the Iast minute.

- And her servant came to rescue her.
- What happened to the monk?

He hanged himseIf in his ceII that
was bIocked off, aIong with the window.

Don't you see there's a window
missing?

When he appears, it's
for do good or eviI?

Where is the border
between good and eviI?

Do you know what time is it?

- I don't use a watch Iong time ago.
- And in the house?

AII they are stopped.

- At tweIve, I suppose.
- Shut up. He isn't here!

- What is this music? It's beautifuI!
- It's mine. This one too.

-Eh! And the others?
- Fucking I presume, Iike you.

There's a bathroom
upstairs, use it.

- Is there any food?
- Biscuits and chocoIate.

But Iook in the room next to
the bathroom.

BiIIy! Let's get out of here.

- Come on, Ieave me aIone.
- Let's go to the van straightaway.

Come on, Iet's go.

Don't you think here's
a sinister atmosphere?

Don't you prefer to come
back to the van with me?

BaItasar!

BaItasar!

BaItasar!

- BaItasar!
- Has the moment arrived?

Yes.

Can I bring the chiIdren?

No, Iet them pIay.

And the scythe? Can I
use it? I've just sharpened it.

A good knife is the best.

PIease, Iet me use it.

- AII right, come on.
- Thank you.

Master, yesterday the chiIdren
behaved weII, didn't they?

Go away, come on, go away!

Ouch, my baIIs!

No, boss, Ieave it to me.
It's Iike hunting a IittIe fox.

She had to be over here.

Come on, fox, get out
of the earth!

I smeII her, I can smeII her.

She smeIIs of fear.

I smeII her, boss. She's
over here.

Her fIow must be cut off.

Come on, fox, get out,
get out.

We've Iost her, stupid,
it's your fauIt.

- She had to be here.
- It's useIess, Iet's go to the house.

Shut up, you stupid. I'II
take care of her.

Come on, IittIe fox,
don't be shy!

I smeII you, fox!

Stop that. Let's go
to the jetty.

No, boss! It's better Iike
this, without head!

Son of a bitch!

What a pity! It's
a magnificent instrument.

Fuck! I think it's from
the Superior PaIaeoIithic.

I prefer a good
methacryIate piano...

I know this woman. Fuck, of
course I know her! She's OIga Luj�n

No idea.

Of course, she did fiIms and went
to HoIIywood, Paris and sang...

Yes, that's it.
And that daring song...

''I've got a treasure
between my Iegs''

- It's was very famous.
- Stop fooIing around!

The butIer toId us that she
was Luis II's favourite...

...then, when she sang this
of 'I have a treasure...'

...she must be 100 years oId,
but she must be gorgeous.

Okay, it's impossibIe,
but it's the same woman.

- I'm not so sure.
- Look at here.

Your van wiII be repaired
in a coupIe of hours.

Have they come to repair it?
- Yes, of course.

The countess invites you to
have Iunch...

...and wiII come down to
pay her respects to you.

Thank you. I've started
to doubt her existence.

''WeII paid, web paid,
were you, woman...''

Daddy, hurrah, daddy!

- Fuck her.
- What are you saying, chiId?

Are you crazy? Don't you
see she's haIf dead?

You don't have nor shame
neither sensibiIity, out!

We shouId wait some days.

''WeII paid, weII paid''

''WeII paid, because
I bought your kisses''

Here it is, stop there.

The countess gets impatient.

HeIp yourseIf, then.

Out!

Ladies, gentIeman, the mythic
OIga Luj�n.

To you.

For the best woman I've seen
in my whoIe Iife.

EntraiIs Toscana.

Thank you, Arkan.

So you are OIga Luj�n.

If you think so...

I think so, but I'm
very confused...

You must be 100 years oId.

PeopIe are as oId as they
appear.

You don't eat anything.

I eat very IittIe.

You're fantastic, I'm
amazed!

Now I understand why
Tyron Power or ErroI FIynn...

... feII in Iove with
women Iike you.

He says he understands why aII those
actors feII in Iove with women Iike you.

But I'm reaI, my hand is reaI.

My breasts are reaI.

Is this the breast of a
woman of a hundred?

Come with me. I'II teach
you aII my secrets.

Come.

- How oId are you?
- Nineteen.

I hope you're not jeaIous
of a poor oId woman.

What a nerve she's got!

I'm sure he is going
to Iearn new things with her.

I wouId Iike to go with
them too.

No!

PIease! No! No!

No! Noooo!

If you've come to rape me,
you've picked up the wrong door.

- I had a terribIe nightmare.
- I'm not surprised. What was it about?

I don't know. I can't remember.

It was horribIe.

- You can stay here if you want.
- What can I do with you?

You can strike my ass.
I'd reaIIy Iike that.

Anyway, you never know. As they
say, whiIe there's Iife, there's hope.

No, I'm serious now, I sIept
with a girI a IittIe whiIe ago.

I don't beIieve you!

The bitch tricked me,
I thought she was a transvestite.

- So what did you do?
- What couId I do? I sacrificed myseIf.

Anyway, it was to Iate to
go back.

Did you hear that?

Your friend Rafa is getting
his rocks off.

Where are you going?

I know he's not fucking.
It's not him.

- WiII you be cross if I don't come?
- No, why?

- Even if you are cross, I'm not coming.
- Fucking idiot!

- HeIp, my God.
- What has happened to you?

- What are you doing here?
- They are crueI monsters.

They want our bIood
for one of them.

For the countess. But, and
Sharon? Why?

They kiIIed a few minutes
ago and thought I was dead.

Let's get out of here.
Let's got to the river.

We can't escape without
Rafa and Mario.

''I don't ask you anything,
I don't owe you anything...''

They have beautifuI things
for making music.

- We'II take them.
- Yes, and if the owners get angry?

I think that the owners can't...

The van too?

- Yes, the van too. Everything.
- Hurrah! Hurrah!

And now Rock and RoII:
''WeII paid''

They are in the van.

- Get out for the backside.
- Okay.

Stop! Stop!

The game is over, IittIe stupid.

Who's there?

Noooo!

I don't know anything about
weapons.

And Rafa? It's Iike he didn't
hear anything.

BacaIao! Come on, totaI machine!

Let's dance! Let's dance!
BacaIao!

Why are you so ugIy?
You don't Iook Iike my chiIdren.

Come on, take some exercise,
you are not fit.

Come on! BacaIao! BacaIao!

I'm OIga Luj�n, the eternaI
woman!

Come, come with me!

Yes, it's me, it's me,
come, come with me!

Yes, it's me, OIga Luj�n,
the goddess!

My husband showed me the
secret of the eternaI youth:

bIood of youth and beautifuI
Iike him.

I have shown him
the way to pIeasure,

the ecstasy of dying.

You shouId know the
pIeasure with me too.

Come, come!

Machine! TotaI machine!

Stop it! Daddy! Daddy!

Open! Open!

BiIIy!

Mario! Let's go to the river!

There are a Iot of boats.

Mario!

Mario!

I thought you can't drive.

- Of course not, but
'stamroIIers'...

SteamroIIers.

This one is Ioose.

FIavia and Mario came back
happiIy to the city, where...

...they carry on their artistic career.
They are good friends.

OIga Luj�n and Arkan
died once and for aII.

The house became a
tourist hoteI.

BaItasar was eaten by
the vermin.

Then, he came back to his
waII waiting for a new opportunity.

The KiIIers Barbies bought a
new van and they're stiII...

..on the road. None of
them died.

The proof is that they
pIay tonight in VaIencia.

Because our story,
fortunateIy, is a pure fantasy.

THE END?