All language subtitles for Ken_Park_ENG

I used to be friends
with this guy.

His name was Ken Park.

His name spelledbackwards was
Krap Nek, andl used to tease him.

One day after school
I heardhe blew his brains out.

I don't think I had anything to do
with it, butl still feel guilty.

Krap Nek.

This is Krap Nek
when he was age 11.

His mother told me he was buried
in his lucky motorcycle jacket.

She saidhis toothbrush
is missing.

She told me that
she could feelhis spirit.

From left to right:
There's Claude, Peaches,

Mike, Tate,
and that's me on the end.

Shawn's my name.

We alllive in alittle town
in California calledVisalia.

It's pretty boring but sometimes
when we get together we have fun.

Shawn is one of my best friends.

He's young,
buthe's kind of smart.

Once we were driving andhe threw
a tennis ball at an oldlady.

He made us stop the car.
He got out and apologized.

-Do you love me?
-No, I hate you.

-Say it, you little bitch!
-Get off me!

-Say I'm the master!
-Get off me!

Say I'm the master!

-"Shawn, master of the universe."
-Fuck you, motherfucker!

-Get off! You're not, you faggot!
-Say you love me.

-Say I'm the master!
-I hate you, you freaking faggot!

-You're aloser!
-You just can't fucking say it.

-Say you love me.
-Get off!

Say you love me, bitch.

I hate you!

Say I'm the master,
say you love me!

I love you.

Don't cry.

Oh, God!

You love me and I love you.
Go to school.

-What's up with you guys?
-I hate him.

-Give me a cigarette.
-I only have one left.

Your brother told me
to tellyou to fuck yourself.

Good.

Hey, Zoe.

Where's daddy?

Work.

Where's mommy?

Hey, Shawn.

Hey.

Can I eatyou out?

Not now, I'm folding.

Lend ahand.

When I was little,
Claude saved me from drowning.

We used to play doctor.

He tries to act tough, but deep
down inside he's a soft teddy bear.

Come on.

One more. I want to see
the veins pop out of your head!

You can do it.

Come on.

-Spot me, Claude.
-I got it.

Hand me the towel.

You want a go now?

No, I don't feel like lifting.

-Come on, I'll spotyou.
-No, thanks. I don't feel like it.

-You could do that once.
-That's all right, do some more.

Come on, it's all set up.
Let's go for it.

No meat on those bones,
look at that.

It's not me.

-Come on, you can do it.
-No, I don't want to.

-I'll take some off it for you.
-Go ahead, do some more.

Well, you know why
your mother married me?

Why?

Because I got muscles.

Come and feel it.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah.

The first time she met me,
she just stared at them.

You got a girlfriend?

Not a full time. Not a girlfriend.
I see some girls, though.

Not a girlfriend.
You got aboyfriend?

What the fuck is that?

-What the fuck's that!
-Yeah, what the fuck is that?

-Don't say fuck, I'm your father.
-Fuck.

You fucking those girls?

-Yeah, some of them.
-Yeah?

Let me ask you something.
You consider yourself awinner?

-I don't know.
-You don't know?

You know, Claude, sometimes
I look atyou and I feel ashamed.

Seems like you can't do
nothing right.

You can't even wear your pants
right. Pullyour pants up!

You can't even walk in those things.
What do you wear them like that for?

I'm not aweightlifter,
I skate.

You're just going to be apunk,
aren'tyou?

What's it to you?

I'm your father.

Pullyour pants up
andwear them right.

I look atyou like that,

and I feel sick.
My stomach actually feels sick.

I get up in the morning, I see you,
and I get off to abad day.

Because I'm ashamed.

Your mother thinks
you're a fairy.

Peaches has the nicest
peach smell abouther.

She's arealwoman.

Her mom died
when she was alittle girl.

She looks justlike her.

Peaches used to take ballet and all
the boys watched through the window.

Sometimes she wouldlet us
watch her get undressed.

Popi?

Popi?

Hi, baby.

I broughtyou some water.

I thoughtyou might be thirsty.

That boy Curtis called.

He did?

What did he say?

He said he was on his way.

He said is Peaches home

and I said she was

outside.

Okay.

That boy Curtis is the one
with the long hair, huh?

Yes, from bible study.

In the seventh grade,

Tate used to spit on girls
and make his friends laugh.

People wouldwalk by him and say
Tate is insane. He was smart though.

It was just thathe thought
differently than everyone else.

Billy...

Skinny Billy.

Now you have aname.

Gary...

Gary Coleman,
Different Strokes.

Mrs. Drummond.

Mrs. Drummond and... Legs!

Mrs. Drummond and her son Arnold.

Legs, please.
I'm trying to work!

Shut up!

I will fucking rip it off,
I swear to God!

I am fuckingworking.

Look at me! I will rip your
fucking leg off, I swear to you.

Pay attention to me,
pay attention to me!

Jesus Christ,
don'tyou ever fucking knock?

I cutyou some fruit.
I thoughtyou might be hungry.

No, I'm not hungry.
I'mworking.

When you come in without knocking
you're acting like a fucking bitch.

-Please, Tate, take the fruit.
-I don't want it, I wantyou out!

Tate, look, here's some kiwi.

How about this?

-Get the fuck out of my room!
-I'm going, please, Tate.

Jesus fucking

-Christ, Grandma, get out!
-I'm going, Tate.

Bye, we'll see you then.

Have anice day. Bye, see you.

Fucking bitch!

Christ!

You wanna fucking bark now?
You gonna fucking bark for me now?

Aren'tyou, motherfucker!

Ticklish?

Little bit?

-Feels good.
-Yeah?

How about that?

Yeah.

Now that feels good.

Take my pants off.

It's really wet.

Take my panties off.

Slow, Shawn.

Yeah, that's it.

Just like that.

That's it, nice and slow.

Yeah, just right there.

Go just alittle faster.
Yeah,

that's it, right there.

Move with my hips, come on.
There you go.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

That's a good boy, Shawn.

That's a good boy.

Oh my God.

Keep licking.

-ls this the best spot?
-What are you doing?

Putyour head back down!

Shawn, Shawn...

Come here.

It's okay.

Be careful. Don't cut me.

-How close do you want me to get?
-Get all the way down.

But be careful. No hurting.

Damn, Claude!

Sorry, sorry.

-You're getting to close to my skin.
-Sorry, sorry.

-Okay, ready for the big one?
-Yeah.

Here it comes.

Look how big this is!
Look at how big it is!

Gross, get it off me!

-Look how big it is. Look at it.
-I see it.

-Look at it.
-I'm looking at it.

Big toe.

You cut my toes all up.

What do you want me to cut them
back and paint them red?

Go pick up the nails.

-You missed one right there.
-Where?

Right there.

-Where?
-Over there,

by the leg of the table we eat on.

Help me.

All right, careful.

-My big, strong boy.
-Come on.

Hey, watch the cigarette.

Watch it.

-Want abeer?
-No, thanks.

Fuck!

Holy shit! I don't believe
you broke my fucking board!

-You broke my fucking board!
-Shut the fuck up, stop screaming.

It's a fucking bullshit toy, not
a sport. You're wastingyour time.

Why'dyou have to break
my fucking board?

-I just toldyou, I don't want...
-Fuck you!

Fuck you!

I don't want to see that fucking
thing. You look like shit on it.

It's too load, it disturbs the whole
neighborhood. Your mother hates it.

-I'm sick of this fucking shit.
-I'm sick of your shit!

Fuck!

Fuck you!

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I don't want that thing here. If I
see anew one, I'll break it too.

You wannaplay, I'll throw the ball
with you or something.

Yeah, we'll throw the ball.

You get back here.

Come on, hit me again.

You want another one?

-How's that, sweet boy?
-Okay, I'm going in the house now.

You don't want to play asshole
with me, you'll lose every time.

I made you aham sandwich.

No, thank you, sir.
I'm really not hungry.

The ham, I just bought it, it's
fresh. Put some meat on those bones.

-Here, take my seat.
-No.

That's the way he eats.

Peaches.

In the name of the Father,
the Son, the Holy Spirit, amen.

Bless us, oh Lord, for these thy
gift which we are about to receive

from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, amen.

How are you feeling, Curtis?

Fine.

How did it go at the dentist?

The dentist?

Peaches saidyou were having
problems with your teeth.

It went pretty well. I only had
to get the two top wisdom teeth out.

Did it hurt?

A little after.
They shot me up with painkillers.

Can I see?

Open your mouth.

Open up your mouth.

Open it up.

You don't have to close your eyes,
just open your mouth.

They did a good job, huh?

Can hardly see the scars.

Popi,

that reminds me when you had that
point hanging from your tongue.

That little thing
that looked like...

the end of my tongue,
it looked like a serpent's tongue.

It had like apitchfork
at the end of it.

I was eating once
and I bit the end of it.

-Looked like that guy from Kiss.
-Gene Simmons.

I remember the guy who cut it off.

I told him not to use
any anesthetics.

I'm allergic to dope.

Did it hurt?

Of course it hurt!

I didn't use any anesthetic,
didyou hear that part?

What do you have aproblem
with that?

I'm just teasing.

You like his hair?

I used to have long hair like that.

Peaches' mother
used to love my hair.

She used to play with it
all the time.

Hold on a second,
I gotta show you something.

-Popi, you brought the album out!
-I got something here.

Look who we have here.

No.

That's Peaches
when she was in second grade.

I look fat in that picture!

Look at her, that was like
her first little boyfriend.

She wanted to be a tap dancer.

That's Peaches' mom.

She's beautiful.

I visit her every day.

God bless her soul.

You see?

I had long hair just like you.

You guys were abeautiful couple.

Thank you.

Yeah, we fell in love.

Watch out that Peaches

doesn't fall in love with you.

Takes.

-How many points?
-Six, seven points.

You have amilk 'stache.

-ls it off?
-Yes.

Your turn, Tate.

That's 23 points.

Good one.

Whiplash.

It's your go.

I'm going.

I'm just thinking.

See anything?

Maybe you need new letters.

-No, I've got one.
-S...

i...

p...

i...

Sipi?

That's not aword.
What's a sipi?

Sipi is part of the body.

Really? It's apart of the body!
What part of the body is it then?

Below the hip.

Challenge!

-That's not aword!
-lt's below the hips.

-We'll see.
-You challenge every word...

I think sipi is aword,
I think it is.

Well, it's not in here.

You're aliar. Because I see sip

and then I see sepia.
But there is no sipi.

You're aliar.

I am not aliar.
I know it's aword.

-He's not aliar.
-Oh really,

-then how come it isn't in here?
-I don't know.

Maybe they don't use it anymore.
It's medical. Maybe an oldword.

You know what, this is bullshit!
Andyou are technically disqualified

for lying to me.

Tate.

That's it, I quit!

You can't quit,
you're disqualified.

Where are you going?
Don't go away, congratulate me!

You know what, Gramps,
you're abullshit artist.

I got the most points

and I win the game!

Let's see, 94 for grandma.

110 for Tate here,

and grandpa's disqualified
for being a cheater.

-And I win!
-Tate!

Cheater.

Hi, Tate.

Hi, Rebekah.
What are you guys up to?

Just jumping,

we're working on anew routine.
My school's having a talent show.

Oh, really?

You think I can come see?

If you want.

Have you been fightingwith
your grandparents again?

Yeah.

We were playing this board game.
He fucking cheats all the time.

Why do you always play with him?

I don't know. I beat him, though.
I got 110 points.

Pretty good.Want a Fireball?

Give him one.

Thanks.

Wannajump?

Can I?

Yeah, but I get to twirl.

Come on, you'll get in next.

All right, one twirl though.

And jump!

Hi.

Hi.

Didyou like that?

Yeah.

How many times didyou come?

I don't know.

-More than twice?
-I don't know.

I'm not sure.

But it was really good.

It was really good.

Do you think about fucking me
when you're with Bob?

No.

Why not?

Because he's my husband.

-Yeah, butyou still fuck me.
-So?

So if you love him,
why do you fuck me?

Because I like you.

Why are you asking me
so many questions?

I want to know.

Do you love me?

No.

I didn't think so.

Why, are you falling
hopelessly in love with me?

I don't know.
I think aboutyou alot.

I think aboutyou and Bob
doing it.

Does that excite you,
or anger you, or what?

Sometimes I dream about
flying in here

and smashing his head
against the wall.

Then takingyou,
bringingyou back to my room.

Most of the time I just think
about touchingyour body.

Sometimes when I'mwith Hannah,
I pretend it's you.

I can see your face
instead of hers.

She was talking aboutyou
allyesterday.

What was she saying?

You know Hannah,
she was just rambling like

"Shawn's doing this
and Shawn's taking me there."

She loves you.

It's easy to tell.

Yeah, I love her, too.

You guys make a cute couple.
Pass me that brush?

You know, you make
the same noises in bed.

What else?

You have alot of things alike.

You like me to do the same things.

You have the same pussy smell.

We do?

Yeah, butyou're better in bed.

I am?

Yeah.

Well, I have more experience.

I'm older.

I know.

I like that.

You do?

Yeah.

Does your mom like Hannah?

Yeah, she thinks she's cute.

Shit, that totally reminds me.

When you see your mom ask her when
I'm supposed to pick your brother up

because I have no idea.
If it's Friday I can't do it.

Okay.

I've got to go to the doctor with
Bob. Have you seen the cigarettes?

Come here.

Come here.

Whose dick is bigger?

Mine or Bob's?

Yours.

-What are we gonna do?
-I don't know.

We could throw him out.

No, we won't. I won't allow it.

Well, I'm getting sick.
I can't take it much longer.

He's just growing up.

-Cheating on me, with a...
-So?

Give me arip off of that.

Motherfucker.
I was skating in my frontyard,

my board shoots out like he just
comes up and broke it, dude.

He just flipped it over and

-fucking snapped it with his foot.
-What for?

Just 'cause, dude.
He don't like that shit.

-He doesn't like what?
-Skateboarding, man!

-He doesn't like skating?
-Fuck no.

-Why not?
-He's a fucking dick, that's why.

That's some gangster shit.
He's like the thug on your block.

-ls he a drunk?
-What the fuck does he do?

-He drinks.
-What did he do, roller-skate?

He's a fucking alcoholic
motherfucker chump ass bitch.

Didyou slap him or what?

He slapped me, man!
I had to get up in his face though.

Motherfucker tried to swing
some punches.

I told him to hit me again.
What are you gonna do?

I sure don'tlike being here
with aJew.

He's a sensitive guy.

Just let him be.

Sensitive guy...
he's a sensitive guy.

That's a good excuse. "Just let him
be a fucking sensitive guy."

It pisses me off. You can pick your
friends butyou can't pick family.

Fuck them, man, they're nuts.

Fuck that punk.
My mother don't do shit.

One day I'm going to
fucking flip out, go insane.

He'll get his fucking shit.

He's doing drugs.

-Hanging out with weird kids.
-No, he doesn't do drugs!

I can smell it on his clothes
when he comes in.

-He's smoking...
-I can't smell it.

He's smoking dope.

He hangs out with those skate kids,

that's the weirdest bunch of
shitheads I ever saw.

I'm gonna get the fuck out,
get my own apartment.

You should move in here, dude.

-Yeah?
-Serious.

It's like350?

It's like $100 together
with utility.

Shit, I should move in here.

This shit's tight, alittle dirty
but fuck it, know what I'm saying?

Get the fuck out of that place!

I love her for the woman she is.

He's kicking.

Maybe he doesn't like beer.

You don'thave no respect
for anything.

Marriage, this country, anything.
Go back to Africa.

He's strong.

This one better look like me.

This one better look like me.

What's the matter with my look?

You got one for you,
now I need one for me.

What?

I can not change
andl will not change.

Claude looks like a girl,
he looks just like you.

Shit, he'd probably
wear your clothes.

God.

I like sensitive pretty boys.

Well, you certainly got one.

But I also like them
big and beefy.

I like them just like you.

Come on.

Come on.

Don't do that, you tickle me.

God, you look like,
you look like Claude, shit.

All he does all day
is drink fucking beer.

-Sits around all day drinking beer.
-He don't got ajob?

Fuck no, he got fired
a couple months ago.

But it's always been that way.

Why don'tyou fucking hit him back?

Yeah, right.

Why the fuck not? One of my mom's
boyfriends started beating her

and I fucking just picked up a
bottle and busted it over his head.

Got glass in his fucking eyes.

I didn't give a fuck.

-What happened to your dad?
-Kind of like us.

He was just kicking it, the cops hit
him up and pretty much framed him.

He went to prison, he'd never been
to jail or anything.

He stayed there for like
three and ahalf years.

He came out and tried to straighten
his life out, got us apad and shit,

after that shit just fell apart,
drinking, turned into a diabetic.

He didn't take his insulin.

So he got fucking sick, hospital,
went into a coma for 6 months,

the doctors were saying
he's not gonnamake it.

One day he just opened his eyes

andwas like what is fucking up.

He started kicking it, started
getting better, I talkedwith him.

In 5days he knew everything that
was going on. Couple months went by,

he was ready to come home in 3 days,
learned how to walk and everything

then all of a sudden he just
fucking slid back in the coma

and then just right after that

he was fucking gone, you know?
Now it's like,

it kind of puts me
in a shitty situation.

Just seeing fucking different guys
coming in the house, you know.

Just fucking try to work shit out.

Now I see fucking kids out with
their dad, kicking it with friends.

Family dinners and shit, I don't
have any of that shit any more.

Just fucking go home, mom's working,
clean up the house, do the yard,

whatever needs to be done.

You know?

You know,

fucking try to appreciate your dad.
They're always assholes and shit

but besides that they're still
fucking there to take care of you.

I've got a surprise for you.

Peaches' report card.

She got...

I forgot my glasses.
I left them in the car.

She got five A's and one B plus.

The B plus was in English.

Peaches is such a good girl.

Maybe I should do something good
for her today, huh?

She looks more like you every day.

God bless you.

Can't we do it normal?

No.

Come on.

Not so tight!

You're killing my circulation.

Shut up,

stop complaining.
Don't worry,

daddy's at the cemetery.

Jesus Christ!

Shit!

Fuck!

Do you want me to fuck you?

Yes.

Say it.

Fuck me!

What else do you want me to do?

I wantyou to do everything.

You want me to suck your cock?

Yes.

Open your mouth.

-What?
-Open your mouth.

Peaches!

Peaches!

God.

Shit!

Fuck!

Oh my God.

I didn't do anything!

Please!

Daddy, what are you doing?

Let him go!

Nice game, honey.

Love you.

Hey, where were you today?
Ditching again?

I woke up late.
Fuck it, I stayed home.

You miss so much!

I'm gonna start coming.

Miss Reeves was all
asking aboutyou.

"Yeah, well he's never here,
he's failing the class..."

-You'll have to take summer school.
-Fuck that!

-You missed the best fight.
-Oh, yeah!

You know JJ?
He's in our woodshop class.

He like punched this retarded kid
for running over his...

-You want bananas on your sandwich?
-No.

You don't want any nannies?

-No.
-That's my favorite part.

Didyou remember
to clean your room?

You did?

Okay, well if you finish that up
we'll go to ballet.

-No.
-Zoe.

I'm getting alittle tired
of this "no" thing.

One of these days you're going
to have to learn to say yes!

-Hey.
-Hey.

You're home really early.

We finished early and had
ameeting and I just left.

Everything okay?

Yeah, fine.

I just wanted to come home.

Well, yeah.

I love havingyou home.

It's a good surprise.

No, come on, you're going
to mess my makeup.

Come on, stop.

Stop.

Come on, Zoe.

We're so late. Let's have you
eatyour sandwich upstairs.

Do you want pigtails for class?
Yeah, that'd be cute.

Hey Zoe, wouldyou like
to watch a video?

-The one with all the songs?
-No.

"No" is the word of the day.

Come on, baby, this is
the worst time, seriously.

It's the worst time again.

-Didyou pick up the dry cleaning?
-No.

Well, we'll pick it up now.

Wanna finish doing mommy's makeup?
Cause daddy messed it, huh?

Don't.

-Why not?
-My parents will see.

And also my neighbors, assholes.
They tell my parents my every move.

-Hi, dad.
-Hey.

Hi, Bob.

Hey, you wanna come over tomorrow
andwatch the game?

Come on, Rhonda's
whipping up abrisket.

I wish I could,

but I promised my mom
I'd help her Saturday.

-Hi, guys.
-Hi, mom.

Hi, Rhonda.

Hey, we're gonna take off.

I invited Shawn over tomorrow
for lunch and the game.

Oh, great, are you coming?

You should.

I don't know,
let me talk to my mom.

Okay, we'll leave an open
invitation like always.

-Thanks.
-You want Shawn for lunch tomorrow?

No.

-I'll callyou when I get home.
-All right.

You should come tomorrow.

Bye.

All right, we're gonna

have some fun.

We're gonna get some!

The ladies are out tonight.

Oh, here, here.
This one. Pull over!

Come on, Murph,
she's a crack whore.

-No, I like her.
-All right.

-Hi.
-Hi.

What's going on, baby?

What's going on with you?

How much for a dick suck?

15dollars aperson.

-How much for ahand job?
-Ten.

How...?

Fuck you!

-What's wrongwith her?
-She looked awful.

No she didn't, I liked her.

Didyou see the way
she looked at me?

She wanted me.

You're dreaming.

She did!

Here, here.

Look, look. This one,

come on, stop.
She looks real good.

Robin, it's Claude.

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do tonight?

Why don'tyou come to my house,
sneak in.

No, no, wait. Let's not talk about
tomorrow, let's talk about tonight.

Come over.

Come on, man,
you know you want it.

Sneak in the back door,

we'll do something,
have fun or something. My mom's

asleep and my dad's probably
getting drunk somewhere like always.

You should come by though.

All right, then. Forget it.

Well, we should hook up tomorrow,
we should do something.

All right, yeah,
I'll bring some for sure.

Really?

All right.

All right, then.
All right. Bye.

Tight!

Shit, man.

We gotta get some pussy.

-Where's all the women at?
-I don't know.

Where'd they all go?

I don't know,
maybe they're all asleep.

Shit!

There's alady at my work
I really want to fuck.

-Her name's Sam.
-Sam?

Yeah, Sam.

Sam, that's aboy's name.

No, it's a girl's name.

And she is quite the woman!

I've seen her bend over
for pencils, her tits

they just fell out.

-Fell out?
-Her tits just fell out!

They just went...

Both of them came out?

Both! Shit, I wish I knew where
she lived.We could go there now.

-You don't know where she lives?
-No, I wish I knew where she lives.

We could go over there and ask her
to pick up some pencils!

Dead soldier.

Shit,

I wouldn't even mind
fucking my wife

if she wasn't
so goddamnedwretched!

-What are you doing?
-lt's okay, Claude. It's me, dad.

Nobody loves me.

You try to raise your children

in the ways of the Lord so that
when they grow up they will follow

His path.

"Great whore, Babylon's fallen.

These are the things among us

that are unclean,

the things that swarm
over the earth:

the gecko,

the lizard,

the chameleon, the crocodile,

the serpents..."

No.

Is Curtis a serpent, huh Peaches?

Does he slither all over

your unclean body?

"Oh Babylon the great,

oh Babylon the great,

the mother of all harlots.

The mother of the abomination
of the earth.

And I saw the women drunken
with the blood of the saints

andwith the blood
of the martyrs of Jesus.

-I saw the beast and..."
-Stop it!

-"The beast will eat the harlot."
-Stop it!

Shut up, shut up!

I'll hityou again, goddamnit!

"And I saw the beast

will eat the harlot", Peaches,

"will eat the harlot!

And she will burn her skin
with fire", Peaches.

I'm sorry.

"And I have seen that
out of the mouth of the dragon,

out of the mouth of the beast,
out of the mouth

of the false prophet,

I have seen the unclean spirits
come out!"

-I won't do it any more!
-And they look like frogs, Peaches.

I said I won't hurtyou any more.

You've entered the house of sin.

Popi, forgive me.

That's your mother's wedding dress.

When she wore it,
she was apure virgin.

A gift from the Lord.

She has visions your mother.
And before she died

she had a vision

that I was an angel
with three arms

and that

when I died she was going
to escort me to Heaven.

When God saw us together,
He said that we looked beautiful,

that we looked like abeautiful
couple together.

And I smiled,

and I shook God's hands

with my three arms.

And she thought that was nice.

I'll tellyou exactly how I did it.

Know that this is important,
so I'll tellyou exactly right.

I walkedinto the kitchen
to getmyself apiece of cake.

It's the Boston Creme cake
with the maraschino cherry topping.

The kind thatmy grandmother likes
to make for me on special occasions.

I walked through the den where my
grandfather cheats every Saturday.

I walkedinto my grandparents'room
so I couldwatch them sleeping.

I was naked so I wouldn't get
blood on my clothes.

I crawled onto
my grandparents'bed

andl stabbed

my grandfather in the neck.

His skin was thick,

like leather.

Andhe twitched alittle,

like a chicken.

Then my grandmother woke up.

I love you, Tate.

I love you.

I stabbed her in the breast.

She looked surprised
to see me there like that.

I think she diedvery fast.

I think she whispered:

"I love you, Tate."

She said:

"I love you, Tate.

I love you, grandson."

When I saw them there like that,

I started to get an erection.

And then Legs startedbarking
andl went soft again.

I killed my grandfather

because he is a cheater
who likes to tellwar stories.

And I killed my grandmother

because she is
apassive-aggressive bitch

who doesn'trespectmy privacy.

Do you take me to be
your honorable husband?

I do.

To have and to hold

under the sanctity of the Lord
that are in Heaven?

I do.

To love and respect me,

and to never turn on me?

I do.

To be with me
in sickness and health?

I do.

When I die

do you plan to mourn me,

your only true love,

to be awidow forever

and to think of me often?

I do.

If anyone has any objections,

let them speak now

or forever hold their peace.

You may now kiss the bride.

Where you gonna go?

-Where are you off to?
-I'm getting out.

Well, maybe that's
the right thing to do.

Maybe you should go.

-Why are you crying?
-I don't know.Just leave me.

Don't say that, I know you don't
want to go. You want to stay.

You've always been
a crybaby about things.

Yep.

What else can you do?

Where else can you go?
With what money?

How you gonnamake it out there if
your daddy's still makingyou cry?

You know, you provoke him.

How come you're always fighting?
He doesn't deserve that.

I wouldn't give a fuck
if he died!

-I don't believe that.
-I swear, I wouldn't give a fuck!

You don't understand.

I wasn't doing anything.
I was asleep.

-He does, you're right.
-I know, he was like...

Couldyou pass that lovely

-salad dressing?
-I made it. It's my own recipe.

Do you like the salad dressing?

-lt's good.
-She did make it.

Can I please have
some more iced tea?

Wow, you said please!

Do you think you could put any more
butter on that roll, missy?

Hannah, seriously.

You like butter just like me.

-How is the brisket, Bob?
-lt's good.

Yeah? Is it?
I feel like I undercooked it.

No, no. It's delicious.

Okay.

-You like it?
-lt's good.

-Bob, can I have some more brisket?
-Yeah.

Eat up there, Shawn.
Put hair on your chest.

Oh my God!

So embarrassing!

Make aman out of him.

Oh, it's almost kickoff.

Who cares?

Allyou care about
is the cheerleaders anyway.

I always had alot of cow licks.

Andin my whole life,

I've never had one true girlfriend.

When I was little,

I got caught stealing a stuffed
animal at the amusementpark.

They took me to the holding place
on the back of a golf cart.

Can you remember
any of your dreams?

Yeah, sometimes.

What are they about?

Mine are about leaving.

Going to Hawaii or someplace.

Somewhere where I don't have to be
around all the people I hate.

Do you have to come back?

What do you mean?

Do you come back
and see your friends

or do you justnot come back?

That's hard because
it doesn't really happen like that.

None of this even exists.
Notyou or Shawn or anybody.

It's just all me.

I can't dream of other places.

I can't picture in my head
what they look like.

Everything I think about
looks like here.

Why are you so ticklish, huh?

Why you so ticklish?

Stop!

Hey Shawn, have you ever read that
book "Island of Paradise"?

This islandwhere the whole world
philosophy is abouthaving sex.

They just sit around all day
and fuck each other.

-Shut up, man.
-No, I'm serious.

They came up with a way after years
to have sex and notmake babies.

-How?
-I don'tknow.

But they fuck like 15or 16 times
a day and that's their whole life.

It's like the best society,
nobody fights, everybody gets along.

All they do is fuck all day long,
just fuck, that's all they ever do.

It's supposed to be some utopia
society or something, I don't know.

Okay, I'm ready.

Okay, you got one?

Yeah, guess who I am.

Man or woman?

Man.

Are you a singer?

No.

Are you famous?

No, not really.

Oh, that sucks for you.

Are you an entertainer?

No, but I used to be in aband.

Do we know you?

Yeah, yeah.

So you're a friend of ours?

Yes.

Do you skate?

Definitely.

Me too.

Hints.

No, wait.
Do you live around here?

No.

You're young, we know you
andyou don't live around here.

-Hits, we need hints.
-I'm no longer here.

I know who it is.

-You're Tate.
-No, I'm out. I'm no longer living.

-So you're dead.
-Yeah.

-Why didn'tyou say so before?
-You have to guess.

-That's not fair.
-I hate this game.

I have no idea.

You give up?

You're not gonna give us
any more hints, are you?

-Who are you?
-Who the fuck are you?

Ken Park
gothis girlfriend pregnant.

Two.

He took ajob working
at ahot dog stand.

Another day, another dog.

Do you want to keep it?

I don't know.

I don't want to be no baby killer.

Aren'tyou glad
your mom didn't abort you?

Subs upload: Plavi-G
December 2003