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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39.699 --> 00:01:42.327 Players win. - Yeah! 2 00:01:46.573 --> 00:01:47.767 Bad night. 3 00:01:49.142 --> 00:01:51.702 48.. - That's mine. - Yeah! 4 00:02:00.190 --> 00:02:01.770 Yes! 5 00:02:02.956 --> 00:02:04.514 Send in the cooler. 6 00:02:08.428 --> 00:02:11.886 Oh.. - Security. Security. - Yes. 7 00:02:11.998 --> 00:02:13.966 All the air conditioners in the casino are on.. 8 00:02:14.670 --> 00:02:16.365 ..yet the boss has ordered for a cooler on the phone. 9 00:02:16.469 --> 00:02:18.960 This isn't a cooler for cooling down the place. 10 00:02:19.720 --> 00:02:23.650 A cooler is a man who is summoned by the casino.. 11 00:02:23.176 --> 00:02:25.974 ..when the casino is losing and people are winning. 12 00:02:26.179 --> 00:02:28.739 ls he a player? - He's no player. 13 00:02:28.848 --> 00:02:31.715 He's jinxed. Unfortunate. He is bad-luck. 14 00:02:31.818 --> 00:02:32.876 Just watch. 15 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:34.815 As soon as he enters.. 16 00:02:34.921 --> 00:02:36.786 ..and as he passes by every table.. 17 00:02:36.890 --> 00:02:39.723 ..winning streaks will turn to losing streaks. 18 00:02:39.826 --> 00:02:41.953 Their happiness will turn to sorrow. 19 00:02:42.610 --> 00:02:43.995 And our casino will start winning again. 20 00:02:44.970 --> 00:02:47.498 He's coming. - Oh God. ls he such a bad omen? 21 00:02:47.600 --> 00:02:51.730 Notjust bad, he's the worst kind of bad luck ever. 22 00:02:51.838 --> 00:02:53.660 Come on. 23 00:02:53.540 --> 00:02:57.636 ''His fate is always making him cry.'' 24 00:02:58.144 --> 00:03:02.478 ''There's no way he can get rid of his bad luck.'' 25 00:03:06.619 --> 00:03:11.560 ''Life doesn't bestow him with anything.'' 26 00:03:11.824 --> 00:03:15.692 ''lnstead it keeps taking things away.'' 27 00:03:15.795 --> 00:03:17.888 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 28 00:03:17.997 --> 00:03:20.465 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 29 00:03:20.700 --> 00:03:24.727 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 30 00:03:24.837 --> 00:03:26.771 ''He's such a loser.'' 31 00:03:26.873 --> 00:03:29.171 ''He's such a loser.'' 32 00:03:29.576 --> 00:03:33.535 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 33 00:03:33.646 --> 00:03:35.841 ''He's such a loser.'' 34 00:03:35.949 --> 00:03:38.144 ''He's such a loser.'' 35 00:03:38.818 --> 00:03:43.152 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 36 00:03:50.697 --> 00:03:53.970 Oh no.. 37 00:03:57.737 --> 00:04:02.710 ''Friday the 13th is a bad omen.'' 38 00:04:02.175 --> 00:04:07.112 ''But it's no match for his birthday.'' 39 00:04:10.516 --> 00:04:15.920 ''He's jinxed, that's his fate.'' 40 00:04:16.220 --> 00:04:20.482 ''He's the worst kind of bad luck.'' 41 00:04:20.593 --> 00:04:22.260 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 42 00:04:22.128 --> 00:04:24.494 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 43 00:04:24.831 --> 00:04:28.562 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 44 00:04:28.668 --> 00:04:30.829 ''He's such a loser.'' 45 00:04:30.937 --> 00:04:33.531 ''He's such a loser.'' 46 00:04:33.773 --> 00:04:37.641 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 47 00:04:37.744 --> 00:04:39.803 ''He's such a loser.'' 48 00:04:39.979 --> 00:04:42.607 ''He's such a loser.'' 49 00:04:42.782 --> 00:04:45.273 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 50 00:04:45.585 --> 00:04:48.281 Aarush, l don't understand. 51 00:04:48.855 --> 00:04:52.860 Why do you look so upset whenever you come to the casino? 52 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:55.626 People lose every time l come here. 53 00:04:57.960 --> 00:04:59.826 And l realise l'm such a loser. 54 00:05:00.330 --> 00:05:02.661 Why don't you take up a job? 55 00:05:03.936 --> 00:05:06.268 Because where ever l take up a job.. 56 00:05:07.106 --> 00:05:09.939 ..l get fired because of my ominous fate. 57 00:05:11.177 --> 00:05:13.645 But the casino is the only place.. 58 00:05:13.946 --> 00:05:16.779 ..where l get paid for my bad luck. 59 00:05:17.830 --> 00:05:19.278 How long will this continue? 60 00:05:19.852 --> 00:05:21.945 That's it! Today's the last day. 61 00:05:22.188 --> 00:05:25.214 After today everything will change. - How is that? 62 00:05:25.325 --> 00:05:27.816 Because it's my destiny.. 63 00:05:27.927 --> 00:05:30.953 The day l marry my true love.. 64 00:05:31.230 --> 00:05:33.664 ..good fortune will smile upon me again. 65 00:05:33.766 --> 00:05:35.927 Look. And that day isn't far. 66 00:05:40.273 --> 00:05:42.173 l'm going to propose to Puja. 67 00:05:42.608 --> 00:05:45.668 Puja, will you marry me? 68 00:05:45.778 --> 00:05:48.269 No, l cannot marry you. 69 00:05:49.248 --> 00:05:53.820 Why? What's wrong with me? - Everything. 70 00:05:53.186 --> 00:05:56.986 Since you've come into my life everything has gone wrong. 71 00:05:57.900 --> 00:05:59.615 l've met with an accident six times. 72 00:05:59.726 --> 00:06:01.284 l've lost my job. 73 00:06:01.394 --> 00:06:03.210 l've lost my friends. 74 00:06:03.129 --> 00:06:04.994 And you know what happened yesterday. 75 00:06:05.980 --> 00:06:07.123 l lost some of my hair as well. 76 00:06:07.667 --> 00:06:10.932 Listen, Aarush, you're very sweet. 77 00:06:11.404 --> 00:06:13.269 But you're jinxed. 78 00:06:13.373 --> 00:06:16.350 When l told my brother about you.. 79 00:06:16.142 --> 00:06:20.135 ..he said it as well, that a man who makes a living.. 80 00:06:20.246 --> 00:06:22.714 ..from his bad-luck can't be good for me. 81 00:06:22.815 --> 00:06:26.307 And anyway, he has finalised my marriage with someone else. 82 00:06:26.419 --> 00:06:31.150 ''He keeps wishing for true love.'' 83 00:06:31.124 --> 00:06:35.618 ''lnstead, life gives him nothing.'' 84 00:06:35.728 --> 00:06:40.165 ''He asks a girl, ''marry me, my baby.'' 85 00:06:40.266 --> 00:06:44.794 ''She replies, over my dead body, maybe.'' 86 00:06:44.904 --> 00:06:45.962 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 87 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:48.131 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 88 00:06:48.975 --> 00:06:53.360 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 89 00:06:53.146 --> 00:06:54.977 ''He's such a loser.'' 90 00:06:55.148 --> 00:06:57.946 ''He's such a loser.'' 91 00:06:58.500 --> 00:07:01.884 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 92 00:07:01.988 --> 00:07:04.149 ''He's such a loser.'' 93 00:07:04.257 --> 00:07:06.953 ''He's such a loser.'' 94 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:11.960 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 95 00:07:11.230 --> 00:07:13.357 ''He's such a loser.'' 96 00:07:13.699 --> 00:07:15.724 ''He's such a loser.'' 97 00:07:16.269 --> 00:07:20.103 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 98 00:07:20.339 --> 00:07:22.398 ''He's such a loser.'' 99 00:07:22.742 --> 00:07:24.937 ''He's such a loser.'' 100 00:07:25.745 --> 00:07:29.681 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 101 00:07:29.782 --> 00:07:32.800 ''He's such a loser.'' 102 00:07:35.210 --> 00:07:36.716 Puja. Puja. 103 00:07:40.159 --> 00:07:41.217 Puja. 104 00:07:41.828 --> 00:07:43.955 Puja, open the door. 105 00:07:45.498 --> 00:07:46.760 Puja.. 106 00:08:00.346 --> 00:08:02.473 Stay away from my sister, get it. 107 00:08:03.983 --> 00:08:05.348 Bloody loser. 108 00:08:07.753 --> 00:08:12.315 ''Loser.'' 109 00:08:27.206 --> 00:08:28.366 Aarush. 110 00:08:28.941 --> 00:08:31.739 Brother, you're leaving? 111 00:08:33.412 --> 00:08:34.470 Yes. 112 00:08:34.780 --> 00:08:36.907 l think Macau wasn't lucky for you. 113 00:08:39.218 --> 00:08:40.981 The entire world is unlucky for me. 114 00:08:41.870 --> 00:08:42.520 Where will you go? 115 00:08:43.923 --> 00:08:44.981 There's only one man in the world.. 116 00:08:45.910 --> 00:08:46.786 ..who doesn't think that l'm a jinx. 117 00:08:47.193 --> 00:08:52.392 We grew up together in London, worked together in London. 118 00:08:52.999 --> 00:08:55.194 He always thought it was his good fortune 119 00:08:55.301 --> 00:08:57.201 ..to be the best friend of an unfortunate man like me. 120 00:08:57.303 --> 00:08:58.793 l'm going back to him. 121 00:08:58.971 --> 00:09:02.270 l'm going back home. l'm going to London. 122 00:09:07.146 --> 00:09:10.810 1 7, everybody's a winner. 123 00:09:10.816 --> 00:09:13.148 Stop checking him out. - He's cute. 124 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:15.248 You will never change. 125 00:09:15.354 --> 00:09:17.447 Whatever, l'm off now. - Off? 126 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:22.170 Yeah. l need to look after my baby. - Good luck. 127 00:09:22.128 --> 00:09:25.894 Ladies and gentlemen, most of you know me. 128 00:09:26.265 --> 00:09:30.326 l'm Kishore Samtani, the owner of this fabulous casino. 129 00:09:31.237 --> 00:09:33.933 And now l'm going to speak in Hindi. 130 00:09:34.400 --> 00:09:37.874 Because whenever l speak in Hindi, you don't understand. 131 00:09:37.977 --> 00:09:40.309 And you clap even when l abuse you. 132 00:09:43.820 --> 00:09:46.313 For 200 years, you looted my country. 133 00:09:46.619 --> 00:09:49.417 So l came to London and opened this casino.. 134 00:09:49.522 --> 00:09:52.923 ..to loot you scoundrels. Clap, applause, applause. 135 00:09:53.250 --> 00:09:55.255 Applause.. l love you, guys. 136 00:09:56.128 --> 00:09:59.928 Boys and girls, the next drink is on me. 137 00:10:00.132 --> 00:10:02.293 To celebrate the second anniversary.. 138 00:10:02.401 --> 00:10:05.893 ..of my star dealer, Babu Rao to Hetal. 139 00:10:06.105 --> 00:10:11.236 All the drinks are on me. Drink, play, and lose. 140 00:10:11.978 --> 00:10:13.969 Thank you. - For what? 141 00:10:14.413 --> 00:10:15.880 For being my wife. 142 00:10:16.549 --> 00:10:17.607 Your father hasn't spoken to you.. 143 00:10:17.917 --> 00:10:19.885 ..for the past two years because of me. 144 00:10:21.487 --> 00:10:24.422 Happy anniversary. - To you too. 145 00:10:26.459 --> 00:10:29.155 l love you. l love you. 146 00:10:34.600 --> 00:10:38.127 l love you so much. - Enough dear, l love you too. 147 00:10:39.372 --> 00:10:41.636 What's up, Bob? - Hey. Hey, Bob. 148 00:10:41.941 --> 00:10:43.966 Hey. - Come join us. 149 00:10:44.760 --> 00:10:45.304 Me, dance with you? 150 00:10:45.411 --> 00:10:46.469 No way, guys. 151 00:10:46.579 --> 00:10:50.150 Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. - See you later. 152 00:10:50.549 --> 00:10:54.178 l love you. - Okay, l love you too. That's it. 153 00:10:54.286 --> 00:10:57.160 l love you. l love you. 154 00:10:57.123 --> 00:10:58.556 My love. l here. 155 00:10:58.658 --> 00:11:00.570 l love you. 156 00:11:01.127 --> 00:11:03.925 Hi, Prada, my love. 157 00:11:04.300 --> 00:11:05.998 l love you. - l love you. 158 00:11:06.980 --> 00:11:07.656 l love you. 159 00:11:07.967 --> 00:11:09.992 Prada. - l love you too Prada. 160 00:11:10.102 --> 00:11:13.663 l love you.. For the parrot.. What about me? 161 00:11:13.973 --> 00:11:17.500 Let me go. - How can l let you go? 162 00:11:17.610 --> 00:11:20.780 We've been married for two years. 163 00:11:22.148 --> 00:11:26.346 Shameless. 164 00:11:29.221 --> 00:11:31.951 There's a surprise for you, upstairs. 165 00:11:32.580 --> 00:11:34.490 Surprise. l love surprises. 166 00:11:34.460 --> 00:11:38.328 So come up after a short while. - Why later? Why later? 167 00:11:38.431 --> 00:11:42.299 Because soon Victoria's secret won't be a secret anymore. 168 00:11:46.439 --> 00:11:47.497 Victoria! 169 00:11:48.507 --> 00:11:49.565 Secrets! 170 00:11:49.742 --> 00:11:54.111 Lingerie! 171 00:11:54.213 --> 00:11:57.876 Hey, why dancing? Open my cage once, l'll come and hit you. 172 00:12:19.472 --> 00:12:21.963 My cutie pie. 173 00:12:22.541 --> 00:12:28.700 Under the blanket.. ls my wife. 174 00:12:28.347 --> 00:12:31.407 Come on, you! Come out. 175 00:12:34.520 --> 00:12:36.715 l'm your husband, and you're my wife. 176 00:12:38.190 --> 00:12:40.351 You've worn lingerie for me. 177 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:45.326 And l'll gift you a Cartier watch for your slender wrist 178 00:12:45.531 --> 00:12:50.468 And a Gucci bag for your arms to carry. 179 00:12:52.104 --> 00:12:58.509 And for your lovely cheeks, a Gillette razor. 180 00:13:03.282 --> 00:13:04.340 Gillette razor? 181 00:13:06.485 --> 00:13:07.577 You! 182 00:13:11.357 --> 00:13:13.723 Who is he? - Hetal, this is my friend Aarush. 183 00:13:13.826 --> 00:13:15.123 Hello. 184 00:13:15.261 --> 00:13:16.353 Aarush, this is my wife Hetal. 185 00:13:16.462 --> 00:13:17.554 What is he doing in our bed? 186 00:13:17.663 --> 00:13:19.280 Aarush, close your eyes. 187 00:13:19.331 --> 00:13:21.299 Close your eyes and not mine. - Sorry. 188 00:13:21.400 --> 00:13:24.335 What's he doing in our bed? - Sorry baby. Baby. 189 00:13:31.610 --> 00:13:34.101 Why is it so quiet? 190 00:13:35.514 --> 00:13:39.314 Bob, did your wife go inside? 191 00:13:41.487 --> 00:13:45.685 Did your wife go inside? - No, she went out. 192 00:13:45.791 --> 00:13:49.318 Thank God. 193 00:13:50.950 --> 00:13:53.622 She went out the window. - Oh God. - Come on, hurry up. 194 00:13:54.333 --> 00:13:56.597 Baby, he's my best friend. - Friend! 195 00:13:56.735 --> 00:13:58.430 Friends don't come uninvited like this. 196 00:13:58.537 --> 00:14:00.505 And even if they do, they don't barge inside the house. 197 00:14:00.606 --> 00:14:02.198 And even if they do barge in they don't go sleep on the bed. 198 00:14:02.308 --> 00:14:06.802 Please, Hetal, l know he's slightly stupid. 199 00:14:07.112 --> 00:14:08.773 But he's a really sweet guy. 200 00:14:08.881 --> 00:14:10.746 He's simple, has a heart of gold. 201 00:14:10.850 --> 00:14:12.579 lt's just a matter of.. one or two days. 202 00:14:13.385 --> 00:14:14.477 Just for.. 203 00:14:19.425 --> 00:14:21.256 l've cleaned up the broken windows.. 204 00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:24.557 ..and cleared up all the mess. l.. - He.. 205 00:14:42.915 --> 00:14:44.780 Sister-in-law, l hope you're not hurt too bad.. 206 00:14:46.518 --> 00:14:48.679 Actually, you must be thinking ''What kind of a friend is he..'' 207 00:14:48.787 --> 00:14:50.550 ''..that he's dropped in uninvited?'' 208 00:14:50.789 --> 00:14:53.553 Sister-in-law, Bob and l are childhood buddies 209 00:14:55.361 --> 00:14:59.388 l can stay away from him for years. 210 00:14:59.498 --> 00:15:04.401 But when l miss him l can't stay away even for a second. 211 00:15:04.503 --> 00:15:08.633 l just packed my Bags and came here.. 212 00:15:08.741 --> 00:15:10.572 ..for two-three weeks. 213 00:15:10.943 --> 00:15:12.911 So that l can muster up the courage.. 214 00:15:13.212 --> 00:15:14.577 ..to handle life for another two-three years. 215 00:15:14.880 --> 00:15:16.677 l just want to be with him. 216 00:15:17.616 --> 00:15:19.345 For two-three weeks? 217 00:15:19.785 --> 00:15:21.309 Yes, Sister-in-law, for two to three weeks. 218 00:15:21.820 --> 00:15:24.914 Two.. th-th-three.. 219 00:15:25.224 --> 00:15:27.249 You haven't stopped stammering yet? 220 00:15:27.359 --> 00:15:28.690 You know, Sister-in-law he starts stammering.. 221 00:15:28.794 --> 00:15:30.193 ..whenever he's stressed out. 222 00:15:30.396 --> 00:15:31.454 And today.. 223 00:15:36.435 --> 00:15:37.663 ls there a problem? 224 00:15:38.871 --> 00:15:41.806 l'm going to sleep. Okay? 225 00:15:47.446 --> 00:15:49.311 Did your wife feel bad? 226 00:15:49.882 --> 00:15:50.940 No. 227 00:15:51.650 --> 00:15:52.708 Don't be silly. 228 00:15:53.752 --> 00:15:55.447 Are you sure it's okay if l stay here? 229 00:15:55.554 --> 00:15:56.714 Of course. 230 00:15:57.523 --> 00:15:58.820 This is your house. 231 00:16:01.927 --> 00:16:04.521 ls two-three weeks too long? - No. 232 00:16:04.897 --> 00:16:06.228 lt's too little. 233 00:16:15.841 --> 00:16:19.641 Baby. Baby, l'm damn sorry for whatever happened. 234 00:16:21.547 --> 00:16:24.675 Baby, so where were we? 235 00:16:24.984 --> 00:16:26.849 You were on top of him without your clothes on. 236 00:16:27.190 --> 00:16:29.351 And l was right in front of him without my clothes on. 237 00:16:29.755 --> 00:16:31.848 Baby.. okay. 238 00:16:32.358 --> 00:16:35.452 Where are baby's sweet hands? 239 00:16:35.561 --> 00:16:36.619 Where are they? Where are they? 240 00:16:36.729 --> 00:16:38.424 Oh, l found them. 241 00:16:39.999 --> 00:16:43.628 Where are baby's lovely eyes? Where are they? Show. 242 00:16:43.736 --> 00:16:44.896 There they are. 243 00:16:46.305 --> 00:16:48.830 Where are baby's kissable lips? 244 00:16:49.675 --> 00:16:51.666 Where is the bathroom? 245 00:16:52.444 --> 00:16:53.570 Where is the bathroom? 246 00:16:53.679 --> 00:16:55.806 What.. are you doing here? 247 00:16:56.348 --> 00:16:57.781 l was looking for the bathroom downstairs. 248 00:16:57.883 --> 00:16:58.975 l couldn't find it. 249 00:16:59.284 --> 00:17:00.546 Where is the bathroom? l need to go to the bathroom. 250 00:17:02.287 --> 00:17:03.379 Thank you. 251 00:17:15.467 --> 00:17:17.958 So, where were we? 252 00:17:44.797 --> 00:17:46.287 Aarush. 253 00:17:46.498 --> 00:17:48.728 l think he's cleaning the house. 254 00:17:49.101 --> 00:17:50.693 To.. help you. 255 00:18:26.972 --> 00:18:30.430 He's.. just trying to.. make up for yesterday. 256 00:18:30.976 --> 00:18:32.807 That's really sweet of him. 257 00:18:37.816 --> 00:18:38.874 l told you. 258 00:18:38.984 --> 00:18:41.885 He's been very sweet, since childhood. 259 00:19:23.562 --> 00:19:25.962 Help! l don't want to die so soon. 260 00:19:28.667 --> 00:19:32.728 Parrots life is in danger! Parrots life is in danger! 261 00:19:35.700 --> 00:19:36.990 Aarush. 262 00:19:40.120 --> 00:19:43.720 Aarush. Aarush. 263 00:19:43.615 --> 00:19:45.139 What have you done? 264 00:19:58.697 --> 00:19:59.857 Stop this thing. 265 00:20:00.666 --> 00:20:01.724 Plug. 266 00:20:13.679 --> 00:20:15.100 What have you done to my house? 267 00:20:21.186 --> 00:20:22.619 What have you done? 268 00:20:24.823 --> 00:20:26.450 ls this what you call cleaning? 269 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:28.685 Are you crazy? 270 00:20:30.128 --> 00:20:31.652 Oh my.. 271 00:20:34.320 --> 00:20:36.230 Prada. 272 00:20:36.768 --> 00:20:37.996 Where is my Prada? 273 00:20:38.203 --> 00:20:41.104 Prada, my love. 274 00:20:42.274 --> 00:20:43.571 Where is Prada? 275 00:21:10.235 --> 00:21:11.600 Get out! 276 00:21:11.770 --> 00:21:12.828 Get out of my house! 277 00:21:12.938 --> 00:21:14.300 Both of you! 278 00:21:24.616 --> 00:21:25.708 What's your problem, Bob? 279 00:21:26.840 --> 00:21:27.949 You want to compete with me? 280 00:21:29.187 --> 00:21:30.711 You're making faces at me. 281 00:21:32.324 --> 00:21:33.655 You want to fight me? 282 00:21:34.860 --> 00:21:36.987 Got some new moves? 283 00:21:37.663 --> 00:21:38.755 Show me what you got. 284 00:22:38.657 --> 00:22:39.749 What happened? 285 00:22:42.600 --> 00:22:43.118 Sorry. 286 00:22:44.620 --> 00:22:45.256 You had an argument with Babu Rao. 287 00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:49.795 You shouldn't argue about such petty things. 288 00:22:50.635 --> 00:22:55.163 Do you know how difficult it is to find a nice lndian boy in England? 289 00:22:55.273 --> 00:22:56.604 What if you lose him? 290 00:22:56.875 --> 00:22:57.933 Stupid. 291 00:23:00.780 --> 00:23:01.705 Actually, it's a very good idea. 292 00:23:01.813 --> 00:23:02.905 You better leave him. 293 00:23:03.382 --> 00:23:06.112 As it is, l'm looking for a boy like him for my daughter. 294 00:23:07.850 --> 00:23:09.610 l'll get Devika married to Babu Rao. 295 00:23:09.821 --> 00:23:11.812 She'll be extremely happy with Babu Rao. 296 00:23:11.923 --> 00:23:14.187 lf she's happy, it'll make me happy. 297 00:23:14.359 --> 00:23:17.192 you know, for a father there is no greaterjoy.. 298 00:23:17.295 --> 00:23:19.920 ..than seeing his daughter happy. 299 00:23:19.431 --> 00:23:21.797 l love my daughter. Really. 300 00:23:31.343 --> 00:23:32.401 Clean it properly. 301 00:23:32.711 --> 00:23:33.769 Clean it properly. 302 00:23:33.879 --> 00:23:35.312 lt's a Bentley. Bentley. 303 00:23:35.414 --> 00:23:36.676 Get to work. 304 00:23:36.782 --> 00:23:37.976 What is this? 305 00:23:38.417 --> 00:23:40.351 This is Batuk Patel Farsan (Brand of snacks). 306 00:23:40.452 --> 00:23:41.714 People don'tjust buy them. 307 00:23:41.820 --> 00:23:43.820 They buy it because they see my photo on the packet. 308 00:23:43.188 --> 00:23:44.348 Get to work, come on. 309 00:23:44.456 --> 00:23:46.356 Pound it properly! Pound it properly! 310 00:23:47.893 --> 00:23:49.190 Get to the side. 311 00:23:49.127 --> 00:23:50.321 Greetings, sir. - Yes, greetings. 312 00:23:50.429 --> 00:23:51.896 Won't you greet me? 313 00:23:52.630 --> 00:23:53.155 How else will you afford your meal? 314 00:23:53.265 --> 00:23:54.323 lt's because of me. 315 00:23:54.433 --> 00:23:55.695 Come on, get to work. 316 00:23:55.801 --> 00:23:57.666 Stupid people. 317 00:24:01.720 --> 00:24:03.734 Batuk Patel Pareshan, talk after the beep. 318 00:24:04.810 --> 00:24:09.372 Papa. How are you? 319 00:24:11.316 --> 00:24:12.806 Are you fine? 320 00:24:13.952 --> 00:24:15.886 Don't worry about me, Papa. 321 00:24:16.922 --> 00:24:18.184 l'm absolutely fine. 322 00:24:19.758 --> 00:24:21.726 Bob is a very nice guy, Papa. 323 00:24:24.496 --> 00:24:27.795 He has opened three new factories this year. 324 00:24:28.333 --> 00:24:32.133 Made a profit of 1000 crores this year. 325 00:24:32.904 --> 00:24:36.465 We have a big house, servants at our disposal. 326 00:24:38.430 --> 00:24:41.171 l miss you a lot, Papa. 327 00:24:50.121 --> 00:24:52.817 Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! 328 00:24:52.924 --> 00:24:53.982 Mummy! Why are you hitting me? 329 00:24:54.920 --> 00:24:56.219 Mummy! Why are you hitting me? 330 00:24:56.328 --> 00:24:58.193 You idiot. - Mummy! Why are you hitting me? 331 00:24:58.296 --> 00:25:00.992 Why am l hitting you? You fool, when will you learn? 332 00:25:01.990 --> 00:25:02.464 No matter how big a house you have.. 333 00:25:02.767 --> 00:25:05.201 ..it never becomes a home until you have a family. 334 00:25:05.303 --> 00:25:06.429 We have a family. 335 00:25:06.538 --> 00:25:10.167 You, me, the buffaloes, the Bentley car.. That's family. 336 00:25:10.275 --> 00:25:11.401 You call this family? You call this family? 337 00:25:11.510 --> 00:25:12.875 And what about my Hetal? 338 00:25:13.278 --> 00:25:17.772 She's been calling for the last two years. 339 00:25:17.883 --> 00:25:20.249 ''Papa, forgive me, forgive me.'' 340 00:25:20.352 --> 00:25:22.445 And you don't forgive her. 341 00:25:22.554 --> 00:25:25.819 You don't even know what your son-in-law looks like. 342 00:25:25.924 --> 00:25:28.119 l had found a suitable husband for her. 343 00:25:28.226 --> 00:25:30.285 Ahmedabad's snacks king, Ramesh Soni. 344 00:25:30.395 --> 00:25:33.455 You know, he owns the biggest bungalow in Ahmedabad. 345 00:25:33.565 --> 00:25:36.227 And Hetal, she went to London to study. 346 00:25:36.334 --> 00:25:38.325 And she got married to that stammering waiter. 347 00:25:38.436 --> 00:25:39.801 l will never forgive her. 348 00:25:40.138 --> 00:25:42.470 Are you a father or an estate agent? 349 00:25:42.574 --> 00:25:45.990 Harping about bungalows. You were born in a ghetto. 350 00:25:45.210 --> 00:25:47.337 You can tie me up. Skin me alive. 351 00:25:47.445 --> 00:25:48.810 Throw me into the ocean. 352 00:25:48.914 --> 00:25:51.974 But l will never forgive her or her husband. 353 00:25:52.830 --> 00:25:53.141 You won't forgive her? - No. 354 00:25:53.251 --> 00:25:55.811 You won't forgive her? - No. No, no. 355 00:25:55.921 --> 00:25:57.445 Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! - You idiot. 356 00:25:57.556 --> 00:26:00.150 What are you watching? Get back to your work. 357 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:03.892 Come on, get back to you work. This is their daily episode. 358 00:26:04.496 --> 00:26:06.157 l don't care if he's your best friend. 359 00:26:06.264 --> 00:26:07.788 Do whatever you want to. 360 00:26:07.899 --> 00:26:10.868 lf you don't throw him out of the house today.. 361 00:26:44.436 --> 00:26:46.970 l don't believe this. 362 00:27:03.188 --> 00:27:09.525 l know you can't forgive me. You have Bob, your own family 363 00:27:11.963 --> 00:27:16.866 But, for a while, l forgot that all l had was my bad luck. 364 00:27:21.373 --> 00:27:22.431 l'm sorry. 365 00:27:35.320 --> 00:27:37.413 Look after yourself, okay. 366 00:27:38.289 --> 00:27:39.347 l'm leaving. 367 00:27:52.637 --> 00:27:53.899 Aarush. 368 00:28:02.130 --> 00:28:04.607 Unfortunate is someone who doesn't have a family. 369 00:28:08.860 --> 00:28:12.284 l am the one who has forgotten how to behave around family.. 370 00:28:16.227 --> 00:28:19.128 lf you leave today, Aarush.. 371 00:28:20.131 --> 00:28:22.122 ..we'll be the unfortunate ones. 372 00:28:23.535 --> 00:28:24.627 Please, don't go. 373 00:28:41.586 --> 00:28:44.680 l forgot to tell you something. - What? - What? 374 00:28:44.756 --> 00:28:46.417 l've brought Prada. - What? 375 00:28:46.524 --> 00:28:47.650 Yes. - My Prada? 376 00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:49.124 Yes. - Where? - He's inside. 377 00:28:49.260 --> 00:28:50.488 Prada. 378 00:28:50.595 --> 00:28:51.653 Where is my Prada? 379 00:28:51.763 --> 00:28:53.993 Are you ready? - Yes. - Are you ready? 380 00:28:54.990 --> 00:28:55.293 Yes, come on. 381 00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:56.697 Okay. Count. - Count. 382 00:28:57.100 --> 00:29:00.664 Three.. two.. one.. - Yes. 383 00:29:01.306 --> 00:29:06.209 Prada. Prada. Hurry up. 384 00:29:16.870 --> 00:29:18.681 Ladies and gentlemen, l present Prada. 385 00:29:18.790 --> 00:29:21.258 Prada was a parrot. This is a.. 386 00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:23.880 Yes, this was the only animal available by the name of Prada. 387 00:29:23.194 --> 00:29:26.595 So l got this. - Where did you get him from? 388 00:29:26.698 --> 00:29:28.165 From the 'Sher Bazaar' (Tiger market). 389 00:29:28.266 --> 00:29:29.563 Stay.. stay away. 390 00:29:29.768 --> 00:29:32.259 He'll devour you. - No, he won't. 391 00:29:32.370 --> 00:29:33.735 He's a vegetarian. 392 00:29:34.380 --> 00:29:35.198 Look.. 393 00:29:35.306 --> 00:29:36.398 No need to be scared. 394 00:29:36.508 --> 00:29:37.566 Sister-in-law, come here. 395 00:29:37.675 --> 00:29:38.767 Stay away. Stay away. 396 00:29:39.770 --> 00:29:40.772 Come, Sister-in-law, don't be.. l assure you. 397 00:29:41.790 --> 00:29:42.273 Just a minute, let me close the door. 398 00:29:42.380 --> 00:29:43.438 Or else it might get scared and run out. 399 00:29:43.548 --> 00:29:44.606 Don't close it. - No! No! 400 00:29:44.716 --> 00:29:47.140 You'll be absolutely alright. 401 00:29:48.860 --> 00:29:49.144 Open the door. 402 00:29:49.254 --> 00:29:50.687 Listen to me. Listen to me. 403 00:29:50.789 --> 00:29:52.416 You'll be absolutely fine. 404 00:29:52.524 --> 00:29:54.116 We have to befriend him. - l don't want to befriend him. 405 00:29:54.225 --> 00:29:55.283 We have to befriend him. 406 00:29:55.393 --> 00:29:57.880 He's not worth enmity. 407 00:29:57.195 --> 00:29:58.355 To hell with friendship! 408 00:29:58.463 --> 00:29:59.725 Come sister-in-law.. - l don't want to befriend him. 409 00:29:59.831 --> 00:30:02.664 Come on. You'll be absolutely fine. - Come on. 410 00:30:02.801 --> 00:30:04.598 Sit. Sit. - No.. 411 00:30:05.103 --> 00:30:06.468 You'll be absolutely fine. 412 00:30:06.571 --> 00:30:08.163 You'll be absolutely fine. 413 00:30:08.273 --> 00:30:11.370 Prada, read out a poem. Quickly. 414 00:30:12.243 --> 00:30:13.642 Not the small one, the big one. 415 00:30:13.745 --> 00:30:15.337 Loudly. 416 00:30:16.447 --> 00:30:18.176 There's no need to scream. 417 00:30:18.283 --> 00:30:20.460 Listen to me. Listen to me. 418 00:30:20.151 --> 00:30:21.209 Listen to me. 419 00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:22.616 Listen to me. 420 00:30:26.624 --> 00:30:28.387 Listen to me. 421 00:30:28.493 --> 00:30:33.294 Be quiet or you'll scare him. Tigerrrrrrrrrrr.. 422 00:30:36.334 --> 00:30:38.199 You were born and brought up in London.. 423 00:30:38.303 --> 00:30:39.429 ..makes sense if you marry a girl from here. 424 00:30:39.537 --> 00:30:40.595 l think it's a good idea. 425 00:30:40.705 --> 00:30:44.664 Arrange marriage with your boss's daughter? 426 00:30:45.143 --> 00:30:46.440 l don't think it's a good idea. 427 00:30:46.544 --> 00:30:48.273 Come on, let's go home. - What? - No, Aarush. - Let's go home. 428 00:30:48.379 --> 00:30:49.437 Aarush. 429 00:30:49.547 --> 00:30:51.708 Who is asking you to get married? - At least meet her. - Yes. 430 00:30:52.116 --> 00:30:53.515 And we're your family, isn't it? - Yes. 431 00:30:53.618 --> 00:30:58.780 So trust us. - All the girls you loved broke your heart. 432 00:30:58.223 --> 00:31:00.817 What was the use? Devika is a very nice girl. - Yeah. 433 00:31:01.125 --> 00:31:02.319 Your life will be set. 434 00:31:02.594 --> 00:31:04.687 Hi, boys. - Hello. 435 00:31:04.796 --> 00:31:07.321 Hi, sir. - He's your boss? - Yes. 436 00:31:07.498 --> 00:31:08.590 Come. 437 00:31:09.567 --> 00:31:11.398 Have some lovely chicken wings. - Okay. 438 00:31:11.502 --> 00:31:13.402 Chicken wings, for you. Chicken wings. - No thanks. 439 00:31:13.504 --> 00:31:14.562 Sir, l'm a vegetarian. 440 00:31:14.672 --> 00:31:16.833 Vegetarian? What are you doing here? 441 00:31:17.275 --> 00:31:19.209 Sit outside and eat with my driver. - No.. 442 00:31:19.310 --> 00:31:20.777 Don't waste my money in a very expensive place. 443 00:31:20.879 --> 00:31:22.847 Sir, he's Aarush. 444 00:31:23.214 --> 00:31:25.114 Didn't l tell you? For Devika. 445 00:31:25.216 --> 00:31:26.649 My future son-in-law? - Yes. 446 00:31:26.751 --> 00:31:29.413 And a vegetarian. - l'm fasting today. 447 00:31:29.587 --> 00:31:30.679 Fasting? - Yes. 448 00:31:30.788 --> 00:31:33.256 Wow. Traditional lndian values. 449 00:31:33.358 --> 00:31:34.689 l like the boy already. - Very good. 450 00:31:34.792 --> 00:31:36.123 Good boy. Good boy. 451 00:31:36.494 --> 00:31:37.654 Would you like fritters? 452 00:31:37.762 --> 00:31:41.289 Sir, where's Devika? - Devika. 453 00:31:41.499 --> 00:31:42.898 There she is. 454 00:31:44.168 --> 00:31:46.193 The one in the golden dress. 455 00:31:46.437 --> 00:31:47.768 She's Devika? 456 00:31:48.740 --> 00:31:50.605 That's some old hag. 457 00:31:50.708 --> 00:31:51.868 There's my beautiful daughter. 458 00:31:52.176 --> 00:31:53.700 Come, my darling. Come, come. 459 00:32:07.325 --> 00:32:09.691 Hi. - Hello, my love. How are you? 460 00:32:09.827 --> 00:32:11.727 Hi, Devika. - Hi. 461 00:32:11.829 --> 00:32:12.887 And that's Aarush. 462 00:32:13.197 --> 00:32:14.289 Hello. - Hello. 463 00:32:14.499 --> 00:32:16.364 Why are you two greeting each other like old people? 464 00:32:16.467 --> 00:32:18.230 Shake hands, come on. 465 00:32:19.504 --> 00:32:20.562 Come on, come on. 466 00:32:20.672 --> 00:32:23.232 You people go and chat. 467 00:32:23.341 --> 00:32:24.831 Get to know each other. l like him. 468 00:32:24.943 --> 00:32:26.535 He's a traditional lndian boy. 469 00:32:27.512 --> 00:32:28.774 Come along. - You go. 470 00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:30.711 Come. - Excuse me. 471 00:32:30.815 --> 00:32:32.942 One champagne bottle please, quick. 472 00:32:43.728 --> 00:32:45.389 Would you like to eat anything? Chicken wings, or anything else.. 473 00:32:45.496 --> 00:32:46.554 Chicken? - Yes. 474 00:32:46.898 --> 00:32:48.627 No, today is Tuesday. 475 00:32:49.467 --> 00:32:51.332 You're fasting as well. 476 00:32:54.305 --> 00:32:56.933 You don't seem like you've been raised in London. 477 00:32:57.241 --> 00:32:58.833 What do you mean? 478 00:32:59.344 --> 00:33:03.440 l mean this traditional attire, the bangles. 479 00:33:03.548 --> 00:33:05.846 A 'Bindi' (Forehead dot) would've done the trick. 480 00:33:06.351 --> 00:33:10.253 Why not? A real woman is always covered from head to toe. 481 00:33:13.825 --> 00:33:15.793 You have such beautiful thoughts. 482 00:33:17.729 --> 00:33:21.324 Do you believe in arranged marriages and not love marriages? 483 00:33:21.966 --> 00:33:24.958 l believe in love, but after marriage. 484 00:33:25.303 --> 00:33:27.965 l believe that God has made a match for everyone. 485 00:33:28.272 --> 00:33:32.675 And we'll surely meet someone who'll change our fate. 486 00:33:35.813 --> 00:33:39.249 You're so sweet. - You too. 487 00:33:43.540 --> 00:33:44.612 What have you decided? 488 00:33:45.560 --> 00:33:46.318 Should l consider it to be a yes? 489 00:33:46.724 --> 00:33:48.919 Oh.. - Consider it to be. 490 00:33:49.270 --> 00:33:51.257 They're blushing. That means it's a yes. 491 00:33:51.596 --> 00:33:53.564 Wonderful! Wonderful! 492 00:33:53.931 --> 00:33:55.262 Here, have chips. 493 00:33:55.466 --> 00:33:56.694 Why chips? 494 00:33:57.502 --> 00:33:58.833 lt's Tuesday. 495 00:33:58.936 --> 00:34:00.460 Vegetarian couple. Vegetarian. 496 00:34:00.571 --> 00:34:02.436 Have some chips. 497 00:34:02.974 --> 00:34:04.441 Congratulations. - Thank you. 498 00:34:04.542 --> 00:34:06.900 Congratulations, sir. 499 00:34:47.585 --> 00:34:53.421 Today, thanks to the both of you an unlucky man's fate has changed. 500 00:35:11.576 --> 00:35:14.477 You know, Son-in-law, you're a very lucky man 501 00:35:14.812 --> 00:35:17.700 Your fate is going to thus change 502 00:35:17.115 --> 00:35:19.150 Now Devika is yours. 503 00:35:19.117 --> 00:35:22.484 So are her responsibilities and her happiness. 504 00:35:22.587 --> 00:35:24.748 And so is her 500 million pounds. 505 00:35:24.856 --> 00:35:25.914 Have fun, sonny. 506 00:35:26.591 --> 00:35:28.855 Bye. Bye. 507 00:35:45.743 --> 00:35:47.438 Mamma mia. 508 00:35:47.545 --> 00:35:50.639 Al Pacino. Bonjour. 509 00:35:50.748 --> 00:35:52.682 Welcome, welcome, senor. 510 00:35:52.783 --> 00:35:54.683 Welcome, senorita. Welcome to Puglia. 511 00:35:54.785 --> 00:35:58.653 The most beautiful, the most romantic place in the world. 512 00:35:58.756 --> 00:36:02.550 For the moment our booking is full. 513 00:36:02.160 --> 00:36:04.424 Your reservation has been cancelled. 514 00:36:04.595 --> 00:36:06.460 Please go back. 515 00:36:06.564 --> 00:36:09.320 Go back. Gracias. 516 00:36:09.934 --> 00:36:11.868 But we got the booking confirmation. 517 00:36:11.969 --> 00:36:14.437 l'm joking. 518 00:36:14.539 --> 00:36:15.904 Mamma mia. 519 00:36:16.700 --> 00:36:17.990 Come on. 520 00:36:17.208 --> 00:36:18.800 Alora! Alora! 521 00:36:18.910 --> 00:36:20.605 Let me introduce myself. 522 00:36:20.711 --> 00:36:22.474 l'm the owner of this hotel. 523 00:36:22.580 --> 00:36:25.140 My name is, Aakhri Pasta. 524 00:36:25.449 --> 00:36:26.814 Aakhri Pasta, what kind of a name is that? 525 00:36:26.918 --> 00:36:29.887 Pasta is my surname. 526 00:36:29.987 --> 00:36:33.855 My father was an ltalian. His name was Spaghetti Pasta. 527 00:36:33.958 --> 00:36:35.516 My mother was an lndian. 528 00:36:35.626 --> 00:36:37.617 Her name was 'Sevaiyyan' (Vermicelli) Pasta. 529 00:36:37.728 --> 00:36:38.854 Sevaiyyan Pasta. 530 00:36:38.963 --> 00:36:42.922 And l'm this family's Aakhri Pasta. 531 00:36:43.340 --> 00:36:44.899 Mamma mia. 532 00:36:45.570 --> 00:36:47.595 Oh, what a beautiful bride. 533 00:36:47.705 --> 00:36:52.768 Let me welcome the bride. Welcome. 534 00:36:52.877 --> 00:36:54.742 And now for the big smooch. 535 00:36:54.845 --> 00:36:57.905 No, no, no.. no smooch. 536 00:36:58.115 --> 00:37:00.481 l'm joking. 537 00:37:00.585 --> 00:37:01.882 You wear this yourself. 538 00:37:01.986 --> 00:37:04.216 Come on, let's go. 539 00:37:04.789 --> 00:37:07.952 Your luggage has been taken to your room. 540 00:37:08.590 --> 00:37:10.550 Thank you. - Alora. 541 00:37:10.661 --> 00:37:13.562 l've booked two different rooms for you both.. 542 00:37:13.664 --> 00:37:15.461 ..on different floors. 543 00:37:15.566 --> 00:37:16.931 Hey, we're on our honeymoon here. 544 00:37:17.340 --> 00:37:19.195 l'm joking. 545 00:37:19.503 --> 00:37:22.199 Where do you hail from? 546 00:37:22.807 --> 00:37:24.172 Hey, you were speaking in ltalian a minute ago. 547 00:37:24.275 --> 00:37:26.800 How are you speaking like a Pathan now? - l was born in Kabul. 548 00:37:26.911 --> 00:37:29.744 Kabul? - l'm joking. 549 00:37:29.914 --> 00:37:33.782 There's my hotel, look. - Where? 550 00:37:34.652 --> 00:37:37.553 What are you doing, you idiot. Let go off me! 551 00:37:38.990 --> 00:37:40.820 Hey! 552 00:37:41.250 --> 00:37:42.117 Mama mia. 553 00:37:42.226 --> 00:37:44.251 Such a beautiful bride. 554 00:37:44.562 --> 00:37:46.757 l am only welcoming her. - Okay. 555 00:37:46.864 --> 00:37:51.267 This is the best honeymoon suite of our hotel. 556 00:37:51.569 --> 00:37:53.161 Your luggage is already here. 557 00:37:53.271 --> 00:37:54.636 Okay. 558 00:37:55.172 --> 00:37:56.503 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 559 00:37:56.607 --> 00:37:57.801 Sorry. Sorry. Just a second. 560 00:38:05.850 --> 00:38:07.818 What's this urn doing here? 561 00:38:07.918 --> 00:38:10.887 This is our ancestral urn. 562 00:38:11.922 --> 00:38:16.518 My mother tipped it over with her foot and began her married life. 563 00:38:16.661 --> 00:38:18.629 Devika, it's your turn now. 564 00:38:19.130 --> 00:38:20.222 Okay. 565 00:38:29.907 --> 00:38:32.637 Now kick it. 566 00:38:40.251 --> 00:38:41.718 My ancestral urn. 567 00:38:41.819 --> 00:38:42.877 My.. 568 00:38:45.289 --> 00:38:47.951 l'm sorry, but you asked me to do it. 569 00:38:48.590 --> 00:38:49.856 But not like a football. 570 00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:51.222 You break my glass. 571 00:38:51.329 --> 00:38:52.626 l'm sorry. 572 00:38:54.932 --> 00:38:55.990 lt's okay. 573 00:38:57.201 --> 00:38:58.828 Go and get ready. 574 00:38:58.936 --> 00:39:03.930 Okay. - Okay, senor Aarush. All the best for your honeymoon. 575 00:39:04.410 --> 00:39:05.167 You have a very beautiful wife. 576 00:39:05.276 --> 00:39:06.334 Thank you. - This room.. sound proof. 577 00:39:06.644 --> 00:39:08.874 Thank you very much. - lf you want anything, just call. 578 00:39:08.979 --> 00:39:10.606 Thank you. Thank you. 579 00:39:10.715 --> 00:39:12.808 Even l'll get ready. 580 00:39:16.200 --> 00:39:18.989 Fortune will smile on me again. 581 00:39:20.391 --> 00:39:23.792 After tonight l won't be jinxed any longer. 582 00:39:26.697 --> 00:39:27.925 Hi, Devika. 583 00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:29.897 Hello, hello.. no.. 584 00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:31.331 Hi. 585 00:39:33.204 --> 00:39:34.728 Why am l doing 'Kapalbharti' (Yoga)? 586 00:39:34.839 --> 00:39:37.364 Hi, l'm all set. 587 00:39:46.384 --> 00:39:50.218 l know what to do on a honeymoon night. 588 00:39:50.421 --> 00:39:52.389 But how to do it? 589 00:39:53.124 --> 00:39:54.853 l don't know what to do. 590 00:39:55.793 --> 00:39:56.851 So what? 591 00:39:57.328 --> 00:39:58.386 She'll teach me. 592 00:39:58.696 --> 00:39:59.890 She'll tell me. 593 00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:08.960 l don't know what to do. 594 00:40:08.839 --> 00:40:10.670 She'll teach me. 595 00:40:11.308 --> 00:40:12.741 l'll learn it. 596 00:40:12.910 --> 00:40:14.207 l'll learn everything. 597 00:40:14.612 --> 00:40:24.886 EROS 598 00:40:25.222 --> 00:40:26.780 ''Slowly.'' 599 00:40:27.258 --> 00:40:29.158 ''Gradually.'' 600 00:40:29.460 --> 00:40:33.294 ''Come into my arms.'' 601 00:40:33.831 --> 00:40:37.961 ''Don't make me so restless.'' 602 00:40:38.235 --> 00:40:42.171 ''Don't torment me like this.'' 603 00:40:42.273 --> 00:40:46.403 ''Don't worry at all.'' 604 00:40:46.710 --> 00:40:50.874 ''Look in to my eyes.'' 605 00:40:50.981 --> 00:40:54.712 ''l'll show you heaven.'' 606 00:40:54.819 --> 00:40:57.686 ''l don't know what to do.'' 607 00:40:57.788 --> 00:41:00.180 ''l don't know what to do.'' 608 00:41:00.124 --> 00:41:04.830 ''God, what do l do?'' 609 00:41:04.195 --> 00:41:06.288 ''l don't know what to do.'' 610 00:41:06.397 --> 00:41:08.695 ''l don't know what to do.'' 611 00:41:08.799 --> 00:41:12.826 ''God, what do l do?'' 612 00:41:12.937 --> 00:41:16.168 ''l don't know how.'' 613 00:41:17.410 --> 00:41:18.338 ''l don't know why.'' 614 00:41:19.477 --> 00:41:21.377 ''Slowly.'' 615 00:41:21.979 --> 00:41:23.446 ''Gradually.'' 616 00:41:24.114 --> 00:41:28.107 ''Untangle my tresses.'' 617 00:41:28.319 --> 00:41:32.449 ''l can't endure the distance.'' 618 00:41:32.756 --> 00:41:36.817 ''Don't try to confuse me.'' 619 00:41:36.927 --> 00:41:41.261 ''l'll spread my intoxication.'' 620 00:41:41.365 --> 00:41:45.358 ''lt'll be so much fun.'' 621 00:41:45.803 --> 00:41:49.261 ''l'll show you heaven.'' 622 00:41:49.373 --> 00:41:52.137 ''l don't know what to do.'' 623 00:41:52.243 --> 00:41:54.734 ''l don't know what to do.'' 624 00:41:54.845 --> 00:41:58.804 ''God, what do l do?'' 625 00:41:58.916 --> 00:42:00.941 ''l don't know what to do.'' 626 00:42:01.510 --> 00:42:03.383 ''l don't know what to do.'' 627 00:42:03.487 --> 00:42:07.981 ''God, what do l do?'' 628 00:42:31.916 --> 00:42:36.148 ''l'm scared. l'm frightened.'' 629 00:42:36.253 --> 00:42:40.530 ''What to do?'' 630 00:42:40.491 --> 00:42:44.928 ''l'm unfamiliar with these ways.'' 631 00:42:45.290 --> 00:42:48.988 ''How can l take such a huge step?'' 632 00:42:49.990 --> 00:42:53.263 ''Don't worry at all.'' 633 00:42:53.370 --> 00:42:57.397 ''Look into my eyes.'' 634 00:42:57.508 --> 00:43:01.239 ''l'll show you heaven.'' 635 00:43:01.345 --> 00:43:04.246 ''l don't know what to do.'' 636 00:43:04.348 --> 00:43:06.816 ''l don't know what to do.'' 637 00:43:06.917 --> 00:43:10.910 ''God, what do l do?'' 638 00:43:11.210 --> 00:43:13.460 ''l don't know what to do.'' 639 00:43:13.157 --> 00:43:15.352 ''l don't know what to do.'' 640 00:43:15.459 --> 00:43:19.259 ''God, what do l do?'' 641 00:43:19.363 --> 00:43:21.593 ''What to do?'' 642 00:43:21.899 --> 00:43:26.630 ''What to do?'' 643 00:43:39.383 --> 00:43:40.850 lt was just a dream. 644 00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:45.180 What are you doing here? 645 00:43:45.289 --> 00:43:47.120 l brought you breakfast in bed. 646 00:43:47.224 --> 00:43:49.317 Eat, eat. Biscuit, very tasty. l promise you. 647 00:43:49.426 --> 00:43:51.394 Where's my wife? Devika. 648 00:43:52.290 --> 00:43:55.123 Devi.. - Your wife Maybe, your wife went to the beach. 649 00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:58.500 Have the biscuit. - On the beach? Let me see. 650 00:43:58.602 --> 00:44:02.380 l'm coming. l'm coming. l'm coming to help. 651 00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:06.305 Your wife must've gone out shopping. 652 00:44:09.113 --> 00:44:11.206 l found your wife. 653 00:44:11.382 --> 00:44:14.874 Where? Where is she? - l found her in a bikini. 654 00:44:15.653 --> 00:44:19.419 You're justjoking. - l'm notjoking. 655 00:44:27.498 --> 00:44:30.524 A real woman is always covered from head to toe.' 656 00:44:33.103 --> 00:44:37.960 A real woman.. covered from head to toe? 657 00:44:37.641 --> 00:44:41.420 She hasn't done anything in these. 658 00:44:57.728 --> 00:45:02.324 Your wife is with someone else on your honeymoon. 659 00:45:03.267 --> 00:45:06.532 God is playing a joke on you. 660 00:45:07.538 --> 00:45:09.165 Bad-luck boy. 661 00:45:19.550 --> 00:45:22.542 Devika. - Aarush. 662 00:45:25.122 --> 00:45:28.683 l'm sorry.. This is Benny. 663 00:45:29.259 --> 00:45:30.521 The man l love. 664 00:45:36.500 --> 00:45:40.270 But.. why did you marry me? 665 00:45:40.137 --> 00:45:43.720 Because papa was adamant on getting me married to an lndian boy. 666 00:45:43.474 --> 00:45:46.602 l would've got my share of the property on only one condition. 667 00:45:47.177 --> 00:45:49.145 lf l marry an lndian boy. 668 00:45:49.513 --> 00:45:52.676 He showed me to at least 22 lndian boys. 669 00:45:53.383 --> 00:45:56.284 l found you the sweetest of them all. 670 00:45:56.687 --> 00:45:59.747 l thought you'd understand if l spoke to you. 671 00:46:00.570 --> 00:46:01.354 Aarush, please don't cry. 672 00:46:01.525 --> 00:46:02.719 l'm very sorry. 673 00:46:03.527 --> 00:46:07.554 You could've explained this before the wedding. 674 00:46:07.664 --> 00:46:10.633 l'm sorry, but we couldn't take a chance. 675 00:46:11.235 --> 00:46:13.635 What.. what will l do here? 676 00:46:13.737 --> 00:46:15.637 Wait here for two weeks. 677 00:46:16.390 --> 00:46:17.700 Legally, my share of the property will be transferred in my name.. 678 00:46:17.808 --> 00:46:19.700 ..and l will divorce you. 679 00:46:19.176 --> 00:46:20.234 lf you want, l can even give you a million pounds.. 680 00:46:20.344 --> 00:46:21.402 ..and we can sort it out that way. 681 00:46:25.820 --> 00:46:26.174 l'm sorry. 682 00:46:27.451 --> 00:46:30.181 But.. we're so in love. 683 00:46:31.221 --> 00:46:34.880 Aarush, please.. l didn't have any other option. 684 00:46:34.191 --> 00:46:35.749 l understand, l understand. 685 00:46:36.590 --> 00:46:37.617 Thank you so much, Aarush, thank you. 686 00:46:37.728 --> 00:46:38.786 Okay. 687 00:46:42.466 --> 00:46:45.299 Aarush, you're the sweetest man l know. 688 00:46:57.181 --> 00:47:01.675 ''Look at his wife.'' 689 00:47:01.785 --> 00:47:06.279 ''She made his life a mess.'' 690 00:47:06.390 --> 00:47:10.793 ''The matter got worse.'' 691 00:47:11.940 --> 00:47:15.258 ''His world was destroyed before he was settled'' 692 00:47:15.365 --> 00:47:16.696 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 693 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:19.462 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 694 00:47:19.736 --> 00:47:23.467 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 695 00:47:23.574 --> 00:47:25.735 ''He's such a loser.'' 696 00:47:25.843 --> 00:47:28.141 ''He's such a loser.'' 697 00:47:28.378 --> 00:47:32.781 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 698 00:47:32.883 --> 00:47:34.612 ''He's such a loser.'' 699 00:47:35.152 --> 00:47:37.177 ''He's such a loser.'' 700 00:47:37.888 --> 00:47:41.722 ''He's such a.. such a loser.'' 701 00:47:41.825 --> 00:47:46.626 ''He's such a loser.'' What a loser.'' - Oh God. 702 00:47:47.264 --> 00:47:50.199 Why did you play such a game with me? 703 00:47:50.434 --> 00:47:53.426 My bad luck life is in your hands. 704 00:47:53.537 --> 00:47:57.980 l want to die. 705 00:47:57.274 --> 00:48:00.402 God, all l asked you for was true love. 706 00:48:00.510 --> 00:48:03.809 But all you gave me was bad luck. 707 00:48:04.281 --> 00:48:05.373 Bad luck. 708 00:48:05.749 --> 00:48:07.614 You turned me into a jinx. 709 00:48:07.818 --> 00:48:09.683 l'm coming to You. 710 00:48:09.887 --> 00:48:13.823 l'm coming. l'm coming. l'm coming. 711 00:48:59.569 --> 00:49:01.662 Oh God, he's not breathing. 712 00:49:09.713 --> 00:49:10.771 What the hell! 713 00:49:10.881 --> 00:49:12.246 Pervert. 714 00:49:12.349 --> 00:49:15.182 l'm trying to save you and you're kissing me. 715 00:49:15.552 --> 00:49:16.644 Sick. 716 00:49:34.538 --> 00:49:37.871 Maria baby, l'll see you later in 3D. - 3D? 717 00:49:37.975 --> 00:49:39.533 3D, my room number. 718 00:49:39.643 --> 00:49:41.873 This drink is free. l'm joking. 719 00:49:41.979 --> 00:49:43.276 Come on, go. 720 00:49:43.380 --> 00:49:45.348 Pasta, give me a cold drink, my head is fuming. 721 00:49:45.449 --> 00:49:48.612 Sandy baby, why are you so angry? Have a cold drink. 722 00:49:48.719 --> 00:49:50.710 l just saved a man from drowning. 723 00:49:50.821 --> 00:49:52.345 And just when l was giving him mouth-to-mouth.. 724 00:49:52.456 --> 00:49:53.889 ..do you know what he did? - What? 725 00:49:53.991 --> 00:49:57.256 He kissed me. - That's terrible. 726 00:49:57.361 --> 00:49:58.919 Exactly. - No. 727 00:49:59.290 --> 00:50:01.896 Someone drowning right in front of my hotel and l don't know about it. 728 00:50:01.999 --> 00:50:03.523 That is terrible. 729 00:50:03.633 --> 00:50:05.260 l would've called the media, the press. 730 00:50:05.369 --> 00:50:06.631 My hotel would've got publicity. 731 00:50:06.737 --> 00:50:09.604 My hotel would've become the most famous hotel in ltaly. 732 00:50:09.706 --> 00:50:12.800 Pasta, that's not funny. - Come on. 733 00:50:13.343 --> 00:50:14.742 Oh, my God, Pasta. 734 00:50:14.911 --> 00:50:17.675 That's him. Disgusting pervert. 735 00:50:17.781 --> 00:50:20.716 That man wearing the tie. 736 00:50:20.817 --> 00:50:22.110 He's not a pervert. 737 00:50:22.319 --> 00:50:24.140 He's an unfortunate man. 738 00:50:24.321 --> 00:50:25.879 His life is filled with tragedy. 739 00:50:25.989 --> 00:50:27.718 No love, no amore. 740 00:50:27.824 --> 00:50:30.816 Do you know what happened with him? - No. 741 00:50:30.927 --> 00:50:34.556 On the night of his honeymoon, his wife left him. 742 00:50:36.299 --> 00:50:38.563 Obviously, who would live with such a pervert? 743 00:50:38.668 --> 00:50:40.568 No, no. His wife left him forever. 744 00:50:40.670 --> 00:50:44.401 She passed away. 745 00:50:45.409 --> 00:50:46.603 She's dead. 746 00:50:46.710 --> 00:50:50.339 Dead and gone. His wife is dead. 747 00:50:50.447 --> 00:50:54.884 Oh God, Pasta, and l slapped that man. 748 00:50:57.954 --> 00:50:59.979 l'm joking. 749 00:51:02.592 --> 00:51:04.992 No, l'm here to say sorry. 750 00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:07.961 Why are you apologizing? 751 00:51:08.398 --> 00:51:09.865 l should be saying sorry. 752 00:51:09.966 --> 00:51:13.925 And if you're apologizing for that delicate slap please don't. 753 00:51:15.405 --> 00:51:18.738 Because fate has entitled me to a lot more. 754 00:51:19.776 --> 00:51:22.472 l know. - l know? 755 00:51:23.580 --> 00:51:28.449 Yes, Aakhri Pasta told me about the tragedy.. 756 00:51:29.686 --> 00:51:32.712 Then the whole of ltaly might know.. 757 00:51:33.123 --> 00:51:35.353 ..why l was trying to commit suicide. 758 00:51:35.459 --> 00:51:37.359 Don't make such a mistake. 759 00:51:37.561 --> 00:51:39.529 You never know that your future might be much better.. 760 00:51:39.629 --> 00:51:41.620 ..than your present. 761 00:51:43.133 --> 00:51:46.466 You talk very sweetly. - Thank you. 762 00:51:46.970 --> 00:51:50.997 By the way, can l say another sweet thing? - Yes. 763 00:51:51.808 --> 00:51:53.776 Will you have lunch with me tomorrow? 764 00:51:53.877 --> 00:51:57.711 lt's my way of saying sorry. 765 00:51:59.950 --> 00:52:03.408 Yes. My name is Aarush. 766 00:52:03.887 --> 00:52:06.720 And l am Saundarya Bhagyalaxmi Venkateshwari Basappa Rao. 767 00:52:06.957 --> 00:52:10.120 ls that your name alone or that of the entire village? 768 00:52:11.270 --> 00:52:12.654 You can call me Sandy. 769 00:52:12.963 --> 00:52:14.210 Sandy. 770 00:52:15.665 --> 00:52:17.633 Very cute name. - Thank you. 771 00:52:19.669 --> 00:52:23.765 So.. we'll meet tomorrow. - Yes, we'll meet tomorrow. 772 00:52:23.874 --> 00:52:24.932 Bye. 773 00:52:40.423 --> 00:52:41.947 Oh, so you live in London? 774 00:52:42.192 --> 00:52:46.492 Who all are there in your family? - No one. 775 00:52:46.796 --> 00:52:47.956 l'm all alone. 776 00:52:48.198 --> 00:52:49.631 Your parents? 777 00:52:49.833 --> 00:52:53.599 When l was just a month old my father was diagnosed with cancer. 778 00:52:53.870 --> 00:52:56.771 God, l'm so sorry. - No, no, it isn't like that. 779 00:52:57.974 --> 00:53:01.410 After the diagnosis we learnt that he doesn't have cancer.. 780 00:53:01.511 --> 00:53:02.705 ..he had diabetes 781 00:53:02.979 --> 00:53:05.607 Oh God. Thank God, it was just diabetes. 782 00:53:06.750 --> 00:53:08.741 My mummy was happy just like that. 783 00:53:10.587 --> 00:53:17.584 She fed him sweets and my father passed away right there. 784 00:53:21.831 --> 00:53:26.165 My mother, she couldn't endure this shock. 785 00:53:27.300 --> 00:53:28.994 And she suffered a heart attack. 786 00:53:30.173 --> 00:53:31.834 And she passed away as well. 787 00:53:34.110 --> 00:53:38.120 ln two and a half minutes flat l was orphaned. 788 00:53:39.783 --> 00:53:41.580 l'm really sorry. 789 00:53:42.652 --> 00:53:44.170 Even l was born in London. 790 00:53:44.120 --> 00:53:47.783 ..but my brother is based in lndia. 791 00:53:47.891 --> 00:53:49.984 He's the head of the lndian Military lntelligence. 792 00:53:50.930 --> 00:53:52.527 Any my sister, she's married. 793 00:53:53.196 --> 00:53:54.458 My phone! 794 00:53:54.598 --> 00:53:55.860 The monkey took away my phone. 795 00:53:56.320 --> 00:53:58.193 l'll get it back, you don't worry. - Okay. 796 00:53:59.603 --> 00:54:01.230 Monkey. Monkey. 797 00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:04.537 Okay, monkey. - He'll bite. 798 00:54:04.641 --> 00:54:05.699 You don't worry. 799 00:54:05.875 --> 00:54:07.672 lf he's ltalian then l'm an lndian. 800 00:54:08.111 --> 00:54:09.169 Be careful. 801 00:54:09.279 --> 00:54:11.110 Give the phone back.. Go and stand there. 802 00:54:11.214 --> 00:54:12.476 Don't come here. 803 00:54:12.983 --> 00:54:14.883 Give the phone back.. Please. 804 00:54:16.860 --> 00:54:17.747 Naughty monkey. 805 00:54:18.722 --> 00:54:20.189 Who will you call, dear? 806 00:54:20.290 --> 00:54:22.758 Give the phone back 807 00:54:25.729 --> 00:54:27.822 Why are you insulting me? 808 00:54:28.980 --> 00:54:29.759 Give the phone back. l want to impress her. 809 00:54:30.834 --> 00:54:32.529 Look, you've already slapped me twice. 810 00:54:33.203 --> 00:54:34.261 Give the phone back 811 00:54:45.315 --> 00:54:46.748 Go. Go for it. 812 00:55:01.331 --> 00:55:02.764 Thank you so much. l don't believe this. 813 00:55:02.866 --> 00:55:03.958 Here's your phone. 814 00:55:04.670 --> 00:55:05.830 l won against the ltalian monkey. 815 00:55:05.935 --> 00:55:08.733 Thank you. - Kissie.. 816 00:55:11.675 --> 00:55:14.803 Come on, let's see who can walk the bed of fire.. 817 00:55:14.911 --> 00:55:16.879 ..for this rare orchid. 818 00:55:16.980 --> 00:55:19.972 Just like Julius Caesar did for Cleopatra. 819 00:55:22.152 --> 00:55:24.985 ls there anyone who can walk on this bed of fire? 820 00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:27.147 Come on, please. l beg you. 821 00:55:27.257 --> 00:55:28.724 That's such a rare wild flower. 822 00:55:28.825 --> 00:55:29.883 lt's beautiful. 823 00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:31.622 l love it. 824 00:55:32.329 --> 00:55:34.763 But who will walk on the bed of fire for it? Come on. 825 00:55:35.231 --> 00:55:36.289 Let's go. 826 00:55:38.134 --> 00:55:40.864 This man walking on fire is Aarush. 827 00:55:44.674 --> 00:55:45.971 Aarush. 828 00:56:52.776 --> 00:56:57.713 Bob, l'm in love. - Boss, Am l good or what? 829 00:56:57.814 --> 00:57:01.341 l've truly fallen in love for the first time. - Am l good or what? 830 00:57:01.451 --> 00:57:04.818 l'm so happy. - Am l good or what? 831 00:57:04.921 --> 00:57:06.286 And, Devika? 832 00:57:06.389 --> 00:57:08.254 Devika is in love as well. 833 00:57:08.358 --> 00:57:10.258 Am l good or what? 834 00:57:10.360 --> 00:57:13.818 But l'm not in love with Devika. - Am l.. 835 00:57:14.297 --> 00:57:16.288 What? And you? 836 00:57:16.399 --> 00:57:18.600 l'm in love with someone else? 837 00:57:19.402 --> 00:57:21.996 You and Devika went on your honeymoon, isn't it? - Yes. 838 00:57:22.105 --> 00:57:24.266 And you both fell in love. - Yes. 839 00:57:24.374 --> 00:57:26.342 But not with each other. - No. 840 00:57:26.443 --> 00:57:29.935 l'll surely lose my job. - Am l good or what? 841 00:57:30.113 --> 00:57:32.274 l'm in love. Bob, l'm in love. 842 00:57:32.382 --> 00:57:35.317 You come to ltaly, Bob. Come soon! 843 00:57:37.860 --> 00:57:38.451 You both are very strange. 844 00:57:38.755 --> 00:57:41.315 l called you once and you both came here. 845 00:57:43.259 --> 00:57:45.819 l'll get drinks for all of you. - Okay. 846 00:57:45.929 --> 00:57:47.210 Yes. 847 00:57:48.640 --> 00:57:50.828 Kids you know.. They're all having a ball here. 848 00:57:52.368 --> 00:57:55.640 You two must've supported him a lot, isn't it? 849 00:57:55.939 --> 00:57:58.660 After his wife's death. 850 00:57:59.175 --> 00:58:02.872 Wife's death. - D-d-d- eath? 851 00:58:02.979 --> 00:58:04.446 D.. D.. drinks. 852 00:58:04.747 --> 00:58:07.341 This is for you. This is for you. 853 00:58:07.450 --> 00:58:09.816 And this one with the blue umbrella is for you. 854 00:58:09.919 --> 00:58:12.717 And this orange one is mine. - Thank you. 855 00:58:14.157 --> 00:58:17.217 Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Cheers. 856 00:58:19.395 --> 00:58:22.455 He lied to her. - Aarush never lies. 857 00:58:22.765 --> 00:58:25.325 But he must have said it to win Sandy's heart. 858 00:58:25.869 --> 00:58:28.429 What are you two whispering? - Romance, romance. 859 00:58:30.139 --> 00:58:33.740 Devika is still his wife. - She was. 860 00:58:33.510 --> 00:58:35.273 Now Devika has a boyfriend. 861 00:58:35.378 --> 00:58:36.845 They've been married for two years. 862 00:58:36.946 --> 00:58:38.379 But they are still very much in love. 863 00:58:38.481 --> 00:58:39.743 Devika cheated Aarush. 864 00:58:39.849 --> 00:58:43.800 He just said a small lie. What difference does it make? - No. 865 00:58:46.550 --> 00:58:48.216 What happened? - Let's tour around ltaly. 866 00:58:48.324 --> 00:58:49.484 We've been sitting here all day. Show us ltaly. 867 00:58:49.792 --> 00:58:51.540 ltaly. - Good idea. - But why? 868 00:58:51.160 --> 00:58:54.220 Why? - Devika. - Devika? 869 00:58:54.330 --> 00:58:56.930 There's a temple there. 870 00:58:56.199 --> 00:58:57.530 Come on, come on. - Let's go visit it. 871 00:58:57.834 --> 00:58:59.267 Come on, come on. - Come on, come on. 872 00:59:03.506 --> 00:59:15.247 EROS 873 00:59:15.485 --> 00:59:17.510 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 874 00:59:17.820 --> 00:59:19.811 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 875 00:59:19.923 --> 00:59:22.840 ''l can cross all limits for your love. 876 00:59:22.191 --> 00:59:24.220 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 877 00:59:24.127 --> 00:59:26.220 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 878 00:59:26.329 --> 00:59:28.422 ''l can cross all limits for your love.'' 879 00:59:28.531 --> 00:59:30.226 ''lf l ever lie..'' 880 00:59:30.333 --> 00:59:32.893 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 881 00:59:33.200 --> 00:59:34.902 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 882 00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:37.290 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 883 00:59:37.140 --> 00:59:39.301 ''l'll forsake everything for you.'' 884 00:59:39.409 --> 00:59:40.967 ''lf l ever lie..'' 885 00:59:41.770 --> 00:59:43.807 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 886 00:59:43.913 --> 00:59:45.574 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 887 00:59:45.882 --> 00:59:47.941 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 888 00:59:48.510 --> 00:59:50.144 ''lf we're ever apart.'' 889 00:59:50.253 --> 00:59:52.312 ''We're ever helpless to meet.'' 890 00:59:52.422 --> 00:59:54.219 ''lf l ever think like that..'' 891 00:59:54.324 --> 00:59:56.884 ''..l'll be frightened.'' 892 00:59:56.993 --> 00:59:58.551 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 893 00:59:58.861 --> 01:00:00.954 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 894 01:00:01.640 --> 01:00:03.890 ''l can cross all limits for your love. 895 01:00:03.199 --> 01:00:04.894 ''lf l ever lie..'' 896 01:00:05.100 --> 01:00:07.868 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 897 01:00:07.971 --> 01:00:09.529 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 898 01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:11.869 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 899 01:00:11.975 --> 01:00:14.000 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 900 01:00:14.110 --> 01:00:16.442 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 901 01:00:33.896 --> 01:00:42.133 ''l'll take you in my arms and give you the world.'' 902 01:00:42.438 --> 01:00:46.534 ''l think only about you every moment.'' 903 01:00:46.643 --> 01:00:50.602 ''l'm so restless without you.'' 904 01:00:50.913 --> 01:00:53.347 ''l'm crazy about you.'' 905 01:00:55.118 --> 01:00:58.110 ''You don't know that.'' 906 01:00:59.288 --> 01:01:01.483 ''l'm crazy about you.'' 907 01:01:01.591 --> 01:01:03.616 ''You don't know that.'' 908 01:01:03.926 --> 01:01:05.154 ''lt's the truth.'' 909 01:01:05.261 --> 01:01:06.523 ''lf l ever lie..'' 910 01:01:06.629 --> 01:01:08.256 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 911 01:01:08.364 --> 01:01:10.930 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 912 01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:12.326 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 913 01:01:12.435 --> 01:01:14.403 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 914 01:01:14.504 --> 01:01:16.529 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 915 01:01:16.706 --> 01:01:19.400 ''l can cross all limits for your love. 916 01:01:19.108 --> 01:01:20.507 ''lf l ever lie..'' 917 01:01:20.610 --> 01:01:23.408 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 918 01:01:23.513 --> 01:01:25.208 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 919 01:01:25.314 --> 01:01:27.475 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 920 01:01:27.583 --> 01:01:29.608 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 921 01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:32.153 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 922 01:01:49.505 --> 01:01:53.532 ''l'm alive for you.'' 923 01:01:53.643 --> 01:01:57.977 ''You're closest to my heart.'' 924 01:01:58.281 --> 01:02:02.445 ''All my paths lead to you.'' 925 01:02:02.552 --> 01:02:06.420 ''You're my fate.'' 926 01:02:06.522 --> 01:02:09.320 ''Come hold my hands.'' 927 01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:14.389 ''l'll shower love in front of everyone.'' 928 01:02:15.164 --> 01:02:17.325 ''Come hold my hands.'' 929 01:02:17.433 --> 01:02:19.458 ''l'll shower love in front of everyone.'' 930 01:02:19.569 --> 01:02:22.299 ''lf l ever lie..'' 931 01:02:22.405 --> 01:02:23.997 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 932 01:02:24.107 --> 01:02:26.700 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 933 01:02:26.109 --> 01:02:28.134 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 934 01:02:28.244 --> 01:02:30.144 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 935 01:02:30.246 --> 01:02:32.339 ''Oh girl, you're mine.'' 936 01:02:32.448 --> 01:02:34.541 ''l can cross all limits for your love.'' 937 01:02:34.650 --> 01:02:36.140 ''lf l ever lie..'' 938 01:02:36.252 --> 01:02:39.500 ''lf l ever lie, l'll die.'' 939 01:02:39.155 --> 01:02:41.123 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 940 01:02:41.224 --> 01:02:43.249 ''Oh boy, you're mine.'' 941 01:02:43.359 --> 01:02:45.418 ''Oh boy.. mine.'' 942 01:02:45.695 --> 01:02:47.526 ''Oh girl.. mine.'' 943 01:02:48.300 --> 01:02:49.588 ''Oh boy.. mine.'' 944 01:02:50.199 --> 01:02:51.689 ''Oh girl.. mine.'' 945 01:02:54.570 --> 01:02:56.197 You know l'm really happy today. 946 01:02:56.672 --> 01:03:00.199 l feel like.. l'm the luckiest man in the world. 947 01:03:00.309 --> 01:03:01.435 Hi, Aarush. 948 01:03:04.781 --> 01:03:07.306 Hi. Come in. 949 01:03:07.416 --> 01:03:11.110 Come, come sit with us. - Why is he calling her here? - He's gone mad. 950 01:03:11.120 --> 01:03:12.610 He has forgotten that he has lied to her. 951 01:03:12.722 --> 01:03:14.155 His wife is dead. 952 01:03:15.625 --> 01:03:17.240 Nothing can be done now. 953 01:03:17.360 --> 01:03:21.262 Sandy, we met because of her. 954 01:03:22.365 --> 01:03:25.950 Devika is my.. - My.. my boss's daughter. 955 01:03:25.201 --> 01:03:26.668 Devika, hello. 956 01:03:26.769 --> 01:03:29.567 And my.. - And my boss's daughter as well. 957 01:03:30.239 --> 01:03:33.720 That means Bob and my boss's daughter. 958 01:03:33.176 --> 01:03:34.473 lt's so sweet of you guys. 959 01:03:34.577 --> 01:03:36.340 l thought you wouldn't talk to me.. 960 01:03:36.445 --> 01:03:38.470 ..after you got to know what happened 961 01:03:38.581 --> 01:03:40.276 lt's not your fault. 962 01:03:40.449 --> 01:03:42.110 lt was my destiny that on the honeymoon night.. 963 01:03:42.218 --> 01:03:44.743 Night and day you keep talking about destiny. 964 01:03:45.154 --> 01:03:48.123 Hey. - Hi, Benny. - Hi. 965 01:03:48.224 --> 01:03:49.782 Okay, bye guys. - Bye. 966 01:03:50.920 --> 01:03:52.600 Bye, Benny. Bye. - Nice meeting you. 967 01:03:52.161 --> 01:03:56.393 Bye, Lenny. - lt's Benny and not Lenny. 968 01:03:57.166 --> 01:03:58.690 Devika! 969 01:04:00.136 --> 01:04:03.196 Those divorce papers.. speed it up. 970 01:04:03.372 --> 01:04:04.532 Divorce? 971 01:04:05.608 --> 01:04:07.576 Who's getting a divorce? - Me. 972 01:04:11.380 --> 01:04:14.508 From whom? - Devika. 973 01:04:16.285 --> 01:04:18.651 Devika is your wife? - Yes. 974 01:04:20.256 --> 01:04:21.450 But she's dead. 975 01:04:22.291 --> 01:04:23.349 When did she die? 976 01:04:24.260 --> 01:04:25.318 She's alive. 977 01:04:26.462 --> 01:04:29.226 You said that she died on the honeymoon night. 978 01:04:30.900 --> 01:04:32.595 When did l say that? - God! 979 01:04:32.702 --> 01:04:34.863 And all this while l thought your wife wasn't alive. 980 01:04:35.171 --> 01:04:37.469 No.. it's as good as not having one. - Yes. 981 01:04:37.573 --> 01:04:38.631 They're getting a divorce. 982 01:04:38.741 --> 01:04:40.800 She's as good as dead. - l don't care! 983 01:04:40.910 --> 01:04:42.172 lt doesn't matter who you got married to. 984 01:04:42.278 --> 01:04:44.769 Or whether you're getting a divorce! The truth is that you lied to me. 985 01:04:44.881 --> 01:04:46.849 And you won my heart by lying to me. 986 01:04:47.149 --> 01:04:48.446 Darling, when.. - God! 987 01:04:48.551 --> 01:04:50.178 Darling, when did l lie? 988 01:04:50.820 --> 01:04:53.345 l never lie. - What? 989 01:04:53.556 --> 01:04:55.547 Sandi.. - lt's Sandy. lt's Sandy. 990 01:04:55.658 --> 01:04:57.353 My name is Sandy, Aarush. - Yes. 991 01:04:57.460 --> 01:04:59.394 Sandy, l love you. - Liar. 992 01:04:59.862 --> 01:05:01.659 Disgusting. - Sandy. 993 01:05:13.509 --> 01:05:14.635 Where are you going, Aarush? 994 01:05:14.744 --> 01:05:16.473 ln the ocean. - What? 995 01:05:16.579 --> 01:05:17.807 Stop her. 996 01:05:17.914 --> 01:05:19.381 Go! - Go here. 997 01:05:23.619 --> 01:05:26.486 Sandy! Sandy, open the door. 998 01:05:26.589 --> 01:05:28.284 You lied to me, Aarush. 999 01:05:28.457 --> 01:05:30.220 l never lied to you, Sandi. 1000 01:05:30.326 --> 01:05:32.556 l swear l never lied to you, Sandi. 1001 01:05:32.662 --> 01:05:34.687 Because.. - lt's Sandy, my name is Sandy. 1002 01:05:38.668 --> 01:05:40.431 Excuse me, where are you going? 1003 01:05:40.536 --> 01:05:41.662 Balcony. - For what? 1004 01:05:42.805 --> 01:05:44.568 Jump, jump. Jump. Please. 1005 01:05:45.207 --> 01:05:46.834 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1006 01:05:46.943 --> 01:05:48.706 Suicide. 1007 01:05:48.811 --> 01:05:50.904 Wait, wait, why are you screaming? 1008 01:05:51.213 --> 01:05:52.840 There's a man, he's trying to jump from the balcony. 1009 01:05:52.949 --> 01:05:55.179 Suicide in my hotel.. What a Publicity. 1010 01:05:55.284 --> 01:05:56.774 Come on, let's call the media. 1011 01:06:02.825 --> 01:06:05.453 Welcome media. See the suicide first time in ltaly. 1012 01:06:05.561 --> 01:06:09.258 ln my famous hotel. Click my photographs. 1013 01:06:09.365 --> 01:06:10.457 Aarush. 1014 01:06:10.566 --> 01:06:12.261 Aarush, what are you doing? 1015 01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:18.201 He eitherjumps into the ocean or from the balcony. 1016 01:06:18.307 --> 01:06:19.638 Aarush, come down. 1017 01:06:21.844 --> 01:06:23.937 His name is Aarush. 1018 01:06:24.280 --> 01:06:26.475 He's amore, loving.. He's going to jump. 1019 01:06:26.582 --> 01:06:27.844 You take his photo. 1020 01:06:27.950 --> 01:06:29.611 Please, l request. - Aarush? 1021 01:06:30.419 --> 01:06:31.784 He could've gone anywhere to commit suicide. 1022 01:06:31.887 --> 01:06:33.616 But he chose my hotel. l told you. 1023 01:06:33.723 --> 01:06:35.213 Aarush, have you gone mad? 1024 01:06:35.458 --> 01:06:36.516 Why are you committing suicide? 1025 01:06:36.625 --> 01:06:37.853 l'm not committing suicide. 1026 01:06:37.960 --> 01:06:39.484 You've closed your door. 1027 01:06:39.628 --> 01:06:40.822 l need to talk to you. 1028 01:06:40.930 --> 01:06:42.898 l've always spoken the truth. 1029 01:06:43.499 --> 01:06:44.932 My wife isn't dead. 1030 01:06:45.534 --> 01:06:46.592 She's alive. 1031 01:06:46.702 --> 01:06:48.260 The only difference is that on the night of our honeymoon.. 1032 01:06:48.371 --> 01:06:50.601 ..she ditched me and went with someone else. 1033 01:06:51.273 --> 01:06:52.865 But Pasta told me all this. 1034 01:06:52.975 --> 01:06:55.443 Why do you believe him? 1035 01:06:55.678 --> 01:06:57.543 He's always joking. 1036 01:06:58.647 --> 01:06:59.705 What should l do now? 1037 01:06:59.815 --> 01:07:02.909 Save me. Pull me up. Pull harder. 1038 01:07:04.620 --> 01:07:05.951 Why did the music stop? 1039 01:07:08.424 --> 01:07:09.482 What? 1040 01:07:09.592 --> 01:07:12.390 Security, go. Pull him, push him, push him. 1041 01:07:13.596 --> 01:07:15.325 l love you, Sandy. 1042 01:07:16.699 --> 01:07:18.326 Now l even told the name correctly. 1043 01:07:20.636 --> 01:07:25.835 Where are you going now? - l.. 1044 01:07:28.411 --> 01:07:31.278 You know, l had read.. 1045 01:07:32.381 --> 01:07:33.939 ..that when someone saves your life.. 1046 01:07:34.450 --> 01:07:36.441 ..you owe your life to him. 1047 01:07:37.787 --> 01:07:39.414 Your life doesn't belong to you anymore. 1048 01:07:42.324 --> 01:07:43.552 You owe your life to me. 1049 01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:46.887 And you don't have the right to end it. 1050 01:07:52.668 --> 01:07:53.794 l love you. 1051 01:08:00.743 --> 01:08:01.971 By the way, where did you read this? 1052 01:08:02.812 --> 01:08:05.804 ln last month's Cosmo. 1053 01:08:06.682 --> 01:08:08.130 l love Cosmo. 1054 01:08:11.720 --> 01:08:14.450 l'll stop reading 'Grihashobha' and start reading Cosmo. 1055 01:08:16.250 --> 01:08:19.170 Mama mia, my publicity stopped. 1056 01:08:21.300 --> 01:08:24.220 Ladies and gentlemen, on this joyous occasion.. 1057 01:08:24.133 --> 01:08:25.998 ..of Bob and Hetal's wedding.. 1058 01:08:27.136 --> 01:08:28.967 ..l'd like to raise a toast to them. 1059 01:08:29.772 --> 01:08:32.700 l want to wish them a long and happy married life. 1060 01:08:32.808 --> 01:08:34.571 You and your dad are very close, isn't it? 1061 01:08:34.677 --> 01:08:37.976 l wish the all the happiness in the world to her. 1062 01:08:40.382 --> 01:08:41.610 He isn't my papa. 1063 01:08:41.917 --> 01:08:43.430 He's my boss. 1064 01:08:44.687 --> 01:08:45.483 Cheers to everybody. 1065 01:08:47.156 --> 01:08:49.560 Tell him that you have everything. 1066 01:08:49.158 --> 01:08:51.920 You have a big house, money. 1067 01:08:52.828 --> 01:08:54.625 Tell him that you've become a mother. 1068 01:08:54.797 --> 01:08:56.958 And he has become a grandpa. 1069 01:08:57.566 --> 01:08:58.828 Trust me, he'll just melt. 1070 01:08:59.835 --> 01:09:00.893 Are you serious? 1071 01:09:01.637 --> 01:09:02.934 You want to talk to him, don't you? 1072 01:09:03.973 --> 01:09:06.908 Here. Call him. 1073 01:09:07.676 --> 01:09:10.406 Batuk Patel Pareshan, speak after the beep. 1074 01:09:10.579 --> 01:09:14.777 l want to tell you something. 1075 01:09:16.180 --> 01:09:18.900 l have a son, Papa. 1076 01:09:19.488 --> 01:09:20.853 He's just like you. 1077 01:09:21.924 --> 01:09:27.890 Papa, for the first time today he said grandpa. 1078 01:09:29.899 --> 01:09:32.260 Papa, at least talk to me once. 1079 01:09:35.400 --> 01:09:36.733 Even if you want to scold me. 1080 01:09:45.781 --> 01:09:46.873 Bye, Papa. 1081 01:09:47.516 --> 01:09:51.680 Hetal. My daughter. 1082 01:09:56.625 --> 01:09:57.683 Papa. 1083 01:09:58.160 --> 01:09:59.593 Hetal, l'm coming. 1084 01:10:00.629 --> 01:10:03.530 l'm coming to London to see you. 1085 01:10:04.166 --> 01:10:06.157 To live in my son-in-law's big bungalow. 1086 01:10:06.468 --> 01:10:08.950 To embrace my grandson. 1087 01:10:09.710 --> 01:10:10.163 Okay, Papa. 1088 01:10:10.472 --> 01:10:13.464 l'll be there on the 1 7th. 1089 01:10:14.710 --> 01:10:15.904 l'll be there in five days, dear. 1090 01:10:16.745 --> 01:10:17.837 Okay. 1091 01:10:20.482 --> 01:10:22.177 My papa is coming, Sandy. 1092 01:10:23.118 --> 01:10:25.609 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1093 01:10:26.622 --> 01:10:27.680 Mummy. 1094 01:10:28.123 --> 01:10:29.852 Mummy, l'm a grandpa. 1095 01:10:31.930 --> 01:10:32.219 You'll still be a fool. 1096 01:10:32.528 --> 01:10:34.860 Mummy, why are you hitting me now? l'm going on the 1 7th. 1097 01:10:34.964 --> 01:10:36.591 You're so stupid. 1098 01:10:36.699 --> 01:10:37.825 Why are you going after five days? 1099 01:10:37.933 --> 01:10:38.991 Why aren't you going now? 1100 01:10:39.101 --> 01:10:43.538 Go now, right now, and bring my daughter and son-in-law here. 1101 01:10:44.730 --> 01:10:45.199 Mummy. 1102 01:10:46.542 --> 01:10:49.670 Go on, don't waste time. - l'm going. 1103 01:10:49.178 --> 01:10:51.738 Go, go, go. 1104 01:10:51.847 --> 01:10:52.905 Five days. 1105 01:10:53.182 --> 01:10:54.911 Where will l get a baby from in five days? 1106 01:10:56.885 --> 01:10:57.943 Look, l'm sorry. 1107 01:10:58.153 --> 01:11:00.530 l know l shouldn't have lied. 1108 01:11:00.689 --> 01:11:06.127 But papa talked to me on the phone because l lied. 1109 01:11:06.562 --> 01:11:08.757 But, baby, why lie? 1110 01:11:08.964 --> 01:11:13.731 A lie said for a noble cause isn't a lie. 1111 01:11:13.836 --> 01:11:15.269 So sweet you are. 1112 01:11:15.971 --> 01:11:17.666 Okay, don't worry. 1113 01:11:17.773 --> 01:11:19.536 l'll think of something. 1114 01:11:20.809 --> 01:11:21.901 We'll arrange for a baby. 1115 01:11:22.110 --> 01:11:23.205 Really? - Yes. 1116 01:11:27.650 --> 01:11:30.244 And, baby, a big house as well? 1117 01:11:30.552 --> 01:11:33.248 ls your papa bringing the entire village along? - No. 1118 01:11:34.890 --> 01:11:38.116 Papa thinks he's a millionaire. 1119 01:11:38.227 --> 01:11:43.164 How can he think that? - l told him that. 1120 01:11:43.666 --> 01:11:47.227 What? Are you.. mad? 1121 01:11:51.173 --> 01:11:52.663 Just desperate. 1122 01:11:57.913 --> 01:11:59.730 Ya. 1123 01:12:00.983 --> 01:12:02.750 Brother. 1124 01:12:03.520 --> 01:12:05.430 Hello, Brother. - How are you little one? 1125 01:12:05.154 --> 01:12:07.554 l'm coming to London.. to stay with you in your house.. - Really? 1126 01:12:07.690 --> 01:12:08.850 What are you saying, Brother? 1127 01:12:08.957 --> 01:12:10.490 The queen of England is.. 1128 01:12:10.159 --> 01:12:11.786 ..bestowing me with a medal in the Buckingham Palace. 1129 01:12:12.361 --> 01:12:13.658 Because your brother.. 1130 01:12:13.762 --> 01:12:17.198 ..can makes any tight lipped terrorist talk.. 1131 01:12:18.701 --> 01:12:20.669 l love you. Congratulations, Brother. 1132 01:12:21.804 --> 01:12:25.103 l love you too. - Brother, with that l remembered.. 1133 01:12:25.708 --> 01:12:27.573 ..l want to introduce you to someone. 1134 01:12:28.277 --> 01:12:29.335 Someone special. 1135 01:12:30.245 --> 01:12:32.975 Do you remember, what happened with Puja? 1136 01:12:33.182 --> 01:12:35.207 No, Brother, l'm not making the mistake that sister made. 1137 01:12:36.118 --> 01:12:37.881 Brother, he's a very nice man. 1138 01:12:38.200 --> 01:12:39.715 And he comes from a good family. 1139 01:12:39.822 --> 01:12:44.623 ls he rich? - Of course he's rich. Just come and meet him once, please 1140 01:12:44.827 --> 01:12:46.158 He's right here. 1141 01:12:46.261 --> 01:12:47.319 Talk to him yourself 1142 01:12:48.664 --> 01:12:51.963 Aarush, - Brother l mean my Brother. 1143 01:12:52.670 --> 01:12:53.159 Okay. 1144 01:12:55.337 --> 01:12:56.599 Hello, Brother. 1145 01:12:56.705 --> 01:13:00.801 Brother. l'm brother only to my sisters. 1146 01:13:03.946 --> 01:13:08.974 l'm.. sir for you. Call me sir. 1147 01:13:09.284 --> 01:13:10.342 Sir. 1148 01:13:12.354 --> 01:13:16.120 My sister was praising you a lot. - Sir. 1149 01:13:16.225 --> 01:13:17.624 But l want to see for myself.. 1150 01:13:17.726 --> 01:13:18.954 ..whether you're suited for her or not. 1151 01:13:19.294 --> 01:13:21.125 ls that clear? - Sir. 1152 01:13:21.397 --> 01:13:24.590 lf l find anything wrong about you.. 1153 01:13:25.734 --> 01:13:31.866 ..you can't imagine what l'll do to you. - Yes, sir. 1154 01:13:32.107 --> 01:13:33.404 l'm coming to London in three days. 1155 01:13:35.144 --> 01:13:36.634 Just a second, hold on. 1156 01:13:41.160 --> 01:13:42.916 So now that you've had your little break.. 1157 01:13:43.752 --> 01:13:45.276 ..shall we continue Mr. Hudley. 1158 01:13:47.723 --> 01:13:50.550 Do you have any terrorist links? 1159 01:13:52.261 --> 01:13:54.923 l said do you have any terrorist links? 1160 01:13:55.431 --> 01:13:58.889 l said do you have any terrorist links? - No. 1161 01:14:05.107 --> 01:14:06.199 Liar. 1162 01:14:10.846 --> 01:14:11.972 l hate liars. 1163 01:14:15.250 --> 01:14:16.444 Yes, l was saying, Aarush. 1164 01:14:16.952 --> 01:14:18.419 l'm coming to London on the 14th. 1165 01:14:18.987 --> 01:14:21.460 We'll see you then. - Sir. 1166 01:14:21.423 --> 01:14:22.947 Don't disappoint me. 1167 01:14:23.425 --> 01:14:27.225 Sir, have a.. Sir, sir, sir. 1168 01:14:29.832 --> 01:14:31.940 The phone got disconnected. 1169 01:15:01.463 --> 01:15:03.488 Why did you lie to your brother about me? 1170 01:15:05.200 --> 01:15:06.292 Neither am l rich. 1171 01:15:06.935 --> 01:15:09.199 Leave alone a mansion, l don't even have a house. 1172 01:15:09.471 --> 01:15:10.938 Why did you lie to him? 1173 01:15:11.306 --> 01:15:12.933 And you know.. He's coming home. 1174 01:15:13.410 --> 01:15:14.633 He'll know what the truth is. 1175 01:15:14.943 --> 01:15:16.350 What's the use? 1176 01:15:16.712 --> 01:15:19.180 l suggest that we call him and tell him the truth. 1177 01:15:19.281 --> 01:15:20.407 Why lie? 1178 01:15:21.160 --> 01:15:23.450 You're right. - Where are you taking me? 1179 01:15:23.552 --> 01:15:24.985 Bob. Come here. 1180 01:15:27.956 --> 01:15:29.617 Aarush, this is my brother. 1181 01:15:30.292 --> 01:15:31.486 Major Krishna Rao. 1182 01:15:31.593 --> 01:15:33.993 Head of the lndian Military lntelligence. 1183 01:15:34.229 --> 01:15:37.164 And, Brother, this is my boyfriend Aarush. 1184 01:15:37.666 --> 01:15:38.997 He's jobless at the moment. 1185 01:15:39.101 --> 01:15:40.591 But he has a nice job. 1186 01:15:41.203 --> 01:15:43.398 He works as a jinx at casinos. 1187 01:15:43.739 --> 01:15:46.537 And Aarush stays in his home. 1188 01:15:46.742 --> 01:15:49.336 And he sleeps on this couch.. 1189 01:15:50.512 --> 01:15:53.345 And after we get married, l'll sleep on the carpet. 1190 01:15:53.482 --> 01:15:54.574 No problem. 1191 01:15:54.983 --> 01:15:59.716 Brother.. l want to marry Aarush. 1192 01:16:00.455 --> 01:16:02.650 l can't marry him at the moment because he's married. 1193 01:16:02.991 --> 01:16:05.289 But we will, after he gets divorced. No problem. 1194 01:16:06.695 --> 01:16:09.528 Brother, l've chosen a nice boy, isn't it? 1195 01:16:10.465 --> 01:16:13.366 Brother, bless us. 1196 01:16:14.136 --> 01:16:15.262 Are you ashamed of me? 1197 01:16:19.410 --> 01:16:20.133 Aarush, l love you. 1198 01:16:20.475 --> 01:16:22.375 But think from a brother's point of view. 1199 01:16:23.780 --> 01:16:24.739 How can l tell him the truth? 1200 01:16:25.447 --> 01:16:28.143 Why? What will go wrong if you tell him the truth? 1201 01:16:28.250 --> 01:16:30.445 Will he shoot me? - Aarush, he'll kill you. 1202 01:16:30.552 --> 01:16:33.248 Guys. Guys, guys, look. Just don't stress. 1203 01:16:35.570 --> 01:16:36.524 Sandy, when is your brother arriving? 1204 01:16:37.326 --> 01:16:39.624 On the 14th. - And when is he leaving? 1205 01:16:39.728 --> 01:16:41.590 On the 16th. 1206 01:16:42.531 --> 01:16:46.399 And papa is coming on the 1 7th. Perfect. 1207 01:16:47.102 --> 01:16:49.400 We'll call the estate agency.. 1208 01:16:49.705 --> 01:16:53.400 ..and hire the grandest mansion in London. 1209 01:16:53.308 --> 01:16:55.208 First Sandy's brother will arrive. 1210 01:16:55.377 --> 01:16:57.140 He'll think this is Aarush's house. 1211 01:16:57.379 --> 01:16:59.244 He'll be impressed with Aarush and leave. 1212 01:16:59.581 --> 01:17:01.173 Papa will arrive on the 1 7th. 1213 01:17:01.283 --> 01:17:02.545 He'll think this is your house. 1214 01:17:03.185 --> 01:17:04.675 He'll be impressed by you and leave. 1215 01:17:05.354 --> 01:17:06.480 Papa will be happy. 1216 01:17:06.688 --> 01:17:07.746 Your Brother will be happy. 1217 01:17:08.560 --> 01:17:09.284 We'll happy. 1218 01:17:09.424 --> 01:17:12.860 You know that l don't lie. 1219 01:17:12.194 --> 01:17:16.358 A lie isn't a lie if its said for a noble cause.. 1220 01:17:17.132 --> 01:17:18.258 Aarush.. 1221 01:17:20.402 --> 01:17:21.801 What a superb plan. 1222 01:17:30.779 --> 01:17:32.410 Who is she? 1223 01:17:32.247 --> 01:17:34.112 The owner of this house, Zulekha ma'am. 1224 01:17:34.216 --> 01:17:35.615 And her three millionaire husbands. 1225 01:17:36.518 --> 01:17:37.712 Millionaire husbands? 1226 01:17:38.220 --> 01:17:40.620 Her late husbands who left millions behind for her. 1227 01:17:41.757 --> 01:17:45.124 Zulekha ma'am has a soft corner for old millionaires. 1228 01:17:45.627 --> 01:17:47.151 But she's so unfortunate. 1229 01:17:47.562 --> 01:17:49.792 All the three husbands passed away on their wedding night. 1230 01:17:58.140 --> 01:17:59.573 We'll have to take these photographs down. 1231 01:17:59.675 --> 01:18:01.267 With whose permission do you.. 1232 01:18:01.376 --> 01:18:03.710 ..want to take those photographs down? 1233 01:18:10.252 --> 01:18:12.220 Why is that widow walking in slow motion? 1234 01:18:16.491 --> 01:18:18.823 Hello. - And you are? 1235 01:18:19.194 --> 01:18:20.752 Ma'am, l told you about them. 1236 01:18:20.862 --> 01:18:23.330 The new tenants who.. - Yes, that's fine. 1237 01:18:23.432 --> 01:18:24.592 But did you tell them.. 1238 01:18:24.700 --> 01:18:27.669 ..that we rent out the house only to married couples. Right 1239 01:18:27.903 --> 01:18:29.427 Are you two married? 1240 01:18:30.439 --> 01:18:31.736 You're married, right? 1241 01:18:32.340 --> 01:18:33.500 What? - Yes. 1242 01:18:33.675 --> 01:18:34.767 Yes, we're married. 1243 01:18:34.876 --> 01:18:36.275 Then there's no problem. 1244 01:18:36.378 --> 01:18:38.471 Alright. Where do l have to sign? - Ma'am, l'll show you.. - Come. 1245 01:18:40.315 --> 01:18:41.407 Sister-in-law, another lie. 1246 01:18:41.516 --> 01:18:43.313 What difference does it make? 1247 01:18:45.420 --> 01:18:50.119 A lie isn't a lie if its said for a noble cause.. 1248 01:18:51.860 --> 01:18:53.122 Please, Aarush. 1249 01:18:53.228 --> 01:18:54.388 Where is that written? 1250 01:18:55.831 --> 01:18:57.560 They've made me a complete liar. 1251 01:19:02.938 --> 01:19:05.236 Which terminal is he arriving at? - Three. 1252 01:19:05.340 --> 01:19:06.739 Okay. - No, four. 1253 01:19:07.542 --> 01:19:10.409 No, three. - Sandy. Why are you so stressed? 1254 01:19:11.613 --> 01:19:14.138 You see.. my brother is very nice. 1255 01:19:14.316 --> 01:19:15.681 But if he catches someone lying.. 1256 01:19:15.784 --> 01:19:18.218 ..he can be extremely mean to him. 1257 01:19:21.423 --> 01:19:24.187 Brother's trip has been postponed, he isn't coming. 1258 01:19:24.292 --> 01:19:26.658 What? He isn't coming? - No. He just.. 1259 01:19:26.795 --> 01:19:29.491 But we've already paid three days rent for the house. 1260 01:19:30.665 --> 01:19:33.566 Praise lord Krishna. - Krishna? 1261 01:19:34.970 --> 01:19:36.562 Krishna is her brother's name. 1262 01:19:38.340 --> 01:19:40.604 Brother has arrived. 1263 01:19:47.282 --> 01:19:50.217 Praise Lord Krishna! Praise Lord Krishna.. 1264 01:19:50.318 --> 01:19:51.683 Welcome, sir, welcome. 1265 01:19:52.420 --> 01:19:53.853 You look better. 1266 01:19:54.222 --> 01:19:55.382 l look better than the tree? 1267 01:19:55.590 --> 01:19:56.648 No, no. 1268 01:19:56.758 --> 01:20:00.216 You look better than l thought. 1269 01:20:00.462 --> 01:20:05.695 Ok. - Do you know Gujarati? - Just a little. 1270 01:20:06.802 --> 01:20:08.201 That's not a sin. 1271 01:20:09.271 --> 01:20:10.431 lt'll do. Come on. 1272 01:20:15.443 --> 01:20:16.501 Papa. 1273 01:20:17.946 --> 01:20:19.208 Papa? 1274 01:20:20.782 --> 01:20:24.445 Sandy's brother is Hetal's father. 1275 01:20:26.655 --> 01:20:28.213 That means Sandy is Hetal's aunt. 1276 01:20:33.562 --> 01:20:34.620 Papa. 1277 01:20:39.340 --> 01:20:40.365 You won't talk to me. 1278 01:20:45.400 --> 01:20:46.405 Won't you talk to me? 1279 01:20:50.612 --> 01:20:51.738 Won't you forgive me? 1280 01:20:54.549 --> 01:20:56.517 You darling daughter. 1281 01:20:58.520 --> 01:20:59.646 Your little daughter. 1282 01:21:00.488 --> 01:21:02.649 My baby. - Papa. 1283 01:21:03.391 --> 01:21:07.828 My baby. 1284 01:21:08.530 --> 01:21:12.466 Aarush, he's my papa. - Hello, Mr. Krishna Rao. 1285 01:21:12.734 --> 01:21:15.794 Krishna Rao? Batuk Patel. 1286 01:21:16.304 --> 01:21:17.430 Papa. 1287 01:21:17.539 --> 01:21:18.767 Batuk Patel? 1288 01:21:18.874 --> 01:21:19.966 Papa? - Papa. 1289 01:21:20.750 --> 01:21:22.407 You were supposed to arrive on the 1 7th, isn't it? 1290 01:21:22.844 --> 01:21:25.369 l couldn't resist it any longer. So l came earlier, son-in-law. 1291 01:21:26.381 --> 01:21:27.439 Son-in-law? 1292 01:21:28.490 --> 01:21:29.744 Papa, he isn't my husband. 1293 01:21:34.550 --> 01:21:35.647 He isn't your husband? 1294 01:21:37.893 --> 01:21:39.622 He isn'tjust my husband. 1295 01:21:40.280 --> 01:21:42.963 He's also my Lord and Master. 1296 01:21:43.865 --> 01:21:44.991 Yes. 1297 01:21:46.501 --> 01:21:48.298 He's my Lord and Master. 1298 01:21:49.738 --> 01:21:52.969 l simply adore flowers. 1299 01:21:59.140 --> 01:22:00.879 Oh, my.. - My, my.. 1300 01:22:02.170 --> 01:22:05.714 Hello, Sister. - l'm not your sister!! 1301 01:22:06.540 --> 01:22:08.545 My name is Zulekha Bano. 1302 01:22:09.424 --> 01:22:12.393 l'm absolutely alone in this dreadful world. 1303 01:22:12.594 --> 01:22:14.357 And you? - Widower. 1304 01:22:16.564 --> 01:22:19.829 Okay, Zulekha, see you. - Why? Why? 1305 01:22:20.101 --> 01:22:21.864 Papa, Zulekha is leaving. 1306 01:22:21.970 --> 01:22:23.631 Who said? 1307 01:22:24.406 --> 01:22:25.771 Your father is here. 1308 01:22:26.700 --> 01:22:29.670 There should be someone to look after him, right? 1309 01:22:31.413 --> 01:22:33.347 l suggest you live with us. 1310 01:22:33.448 --> 01:22:34.676 Consider this your own house. 1311 01:22:34.783 --> 01:22:35.977 That l do. 1312 01:22:36.840 --> 01:22:41.647 l.. l.. l.. - l was wondering why you didn't stammer. 1313 01:22:41.756 --> 01:22:42.848 Forget it. 1314 01:22:42.958 --> 01:22:44.949 Let's go in. - Come on. 1315 01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:48.791 No, first l'll see my grandson. 1316 01:22:48.897 --> 01:22:50.230 Bring my grandson. 1317 01:22:50.131 --> 01:22:51.655 He's gone for a walk, papa. 1318 01:22:51.766 --> 01:22:53.529 He goes for a walk at such a young age. 1319 01:22:54.402 --> 01:22:55.562 The nanny is with him. 1320 01:22:55.670 --> 01:22:57.968 Call the nanny. - Lie to him again. 1321 01:22:58.730 --> 01:22:59.404 Come on. Go ahead. 1322 01:23:03.545 --> 01:23:05.513 Hello. - Nanny. 1323 01:23:05.780 --> 01:23:07.475 No, it has been postponed. 1324 01:23:07.882 --> 01:23:11.100 Wonder when he's coming next. - My papa. 1325 01:23:11.553 --> 01:23:12.611 Oh no. 1326 01:23:12.721 --> 01:23:14.552 You shouldn't talk that way with servants. 1327 01:23:14.656 --> 01:23:16.890 Give it to me. l'll talk to him. 1328 01:23:16.958 --> 01:23:19.893 Nanny, bring my grandson here quickly. - Nanny? 1329 01:23:19.995 --> 01:23:23.158 ls he your father's grandchild. - Coming. 1330 01:23:23.465 --> 01:23:24.557 Yes, come quickly. 1331 01:23:25.660 --> 01:23:26.397 That's how you talk. Here. 1332 01:23:26.801 --> 01:23:27.859 What happened? 1333 01:23:28.103 --> 01:23:30.710 Papa is here. - Papa is here? 1334 01:23:30.171 --> 01:23:31.763 But he was supposed to arrive three days later. 1335 01:23:31.873 --> 01:23:32.999 He's asking about the child. 1336 01:23:33.608 --> 01:23:35.508 We'll have to organize for a child right now. 1337 01:23:36.440 --> 01:23:37.443 Where shall l get the child from? 1338 01:23:37.946 --> 01:23:41.609 Son-in-law. Who is she? 1339 01:23:45.854 --> 01:23:49.620 She's your daughter. - The one besides her. 1340 01:23:50.125 --> 01:23:54.494 She.. she's.. the landlady. - Land.. 1341 01:23:56.164 --> 01:23:57.461 This isn't your house? 1342 01:24:00.769 --> 01:24:02.134 No, this is my house. 1343 01:24:02.504 --> 01:24:03.528 lt's my house. 1344 01:24:03.671 --> 01:24:04.797 Then landlady. 1345 01:24:06.608 --> 01:24:08.166 There's no other lady like her in the entire land.. 1346 01:24:11.546 --> 01:24:12.604 That l can see. 1347 01:24:13.148 --> 01:24:14.740 Papa.. 1348 01:24:15.830 --> 01:24:16.983 Papa. Papa. 1349 01:24:17.218 --> 01:24:20.619 Greetings, Papa, greetings. How are you? - Bless you. 1350 01:24:20.755 --> 01:24:21.949 Son-in-law, give me your hand. 1351 01:24:23.910 --> 01:24:24.524 Son-in-law, who is he? 1352 01:24:25.994 --> 01:24:27.520 Son-in-law? 1353 01:24:29.764 --> 01:24:34.167 He's.. the.. cook. 1354 01:24:34.602 --> 01:24:37.700 Cook. But he's wearing such expensive clothes. 1355 01:24:38.390 --> 01:24:41.668 All the cooks here wear clothes like this. 1356 01:24:41.776 --> 01:24:45.712 English cooker.. - Cooker. 1357 01:24:45.980 --> 01:24:47.709 Cooker? 1358 01:24:48.583 --> 01:24:50.642 Son-in-law, why is he stammering? 1359 01:24:50.752 --> 01:24:51.844 You're the one who stammers. 1360 01:24:52.187 --> 01:24:55.156 l'm his master. He's the hired help.. 1361 01:24:56.910 --> 01:24:59.857 He respects me, so when l stammer he also stammers as a sign of respect. 1362 01:25:00.228 --> 01:25:03.527 Yes.. - But you've stammered only once until now. 1363 01:25:07.669 --> 01:25:14.507 Hey.. what've.. you.. c-c-c.. 1364 01:25:14.609 --> 01:25:18.100 ..c - ooked for supper? 1365 01:25:19.180 --> 01:25:24.777 Pudding.. Would you like to have some? 1366 01:25:25.186 --> 01:25:26.847 Would you like to eat it? - No. 1367 01:25:28.189 --> 01:25:32.626 N-n-n-n-no. - Fine. 1368 01:25:32.861 --> 01:25:33.987 l've got the baby! 1369 01:25:38.233 --> 01:25:39.530 My grandson is here. 1370 01:25:39.634 --> 01:25:40.760 My grandson is here. 1371 01:25:40.869 --> 01:25:41.995 My grandson is here. 1372 01:25:42.137 --> 01:25:43.297 Give me my grandson. 1373 01:25:43.805 --> 01:25:45.272 Hey, Nanny, give me my grandson. 1374 01:25:45.874 --> 01:25:47.000 What kind of a nanny is she? 1375 01:25:47.609 --> 01:25:49.702 Nanny, give him this grandson. 1376 01:25:49.811 --> 01:25:51.730 Give it to me. 1377 01:25:52.460 --> 01:25:56.608 My grandson.. he's black. 1378 01:25:56.718 --> 01:25:58.208 How can you say that, Papa? 1379 01:25:58.686 --> 01:26:00.119 You can't discriminate between dark and fair. 1380 01:26:00.255 --> 01:26:02.520 l am wheatish. Mother was wheatish. 1381 01:26:02.157 --> 01:26:04.148 Wheatish is fine. 1382 01:26:04.259 --> 01:26:07.228 But he is black and l mean BLACK! 1383 01:26:09.330 --> 01:26:11.230 Do something and handle the situation. 1384 01:26:11.633 --> 01:26:13.320 Son-in-law. - Yes. 1385 01:26:13.201 --> 01:26:14.600 How did this happen? 1386 01:26:14.903 --> 01:26:17.804 Because.. my grandma is from Africa. 1387 01:26:17.906 --> 01:26:19.874 African? - Yes. 1388 01:26:32.187 --> 01:26:33.347 Fine, fine, fine. 1389 01:26:34.550 --> 01:26:35.181 What is the name of the child? 1390 01:26:35.290 --> 01:26:36.655 Rahul. - Rajesh. - Rohan. - Raj. 1391 01:26:41.396 --> 01:26:43.728 My Rahul Rajesh Rohan Raj. 1392 01:26:45.366 --> 01:26:48.767 ''So what if we black, we still have a heart of gold.'' 1393 01:26:48.870 --> 01:26:51.634 ''l love you.'' 1394 01:26:52.600 --> 01:26:54.804 How long will you keep playing with the child? 1395 01:26:54.909 --> 01:26:57.776 Come, l'll show you to your bedroom. 1396 01:26:57.879 --> 01:26:59.904 Come. - Come on. Give me the baby. - Here. 1397 01:27:00.248 --> 01:27:03.615 Take care. - Come on. 1398 01:27:04.850 --> 01:27:06.190 My dear baby. 1399 01:27:11.359 --> 01:27:12.724 Nanny. 1400 01:27:13.261 --> 01:27:17.950 Nanny. Do l look like a nanny? 1401 01:27:17.332 --> 01:27:21.132 Cook, l.. a.. cook. 1402 01:27:21.736 --> 01:27:22.930 Look, l'm sorry, baby. 1403 01:27:23.370 --> 01:27:25.335 What else could we've done? - l'll tell you. 1404 01:27:26.407 --> 01:27:28.932 We could've told the truth. 1405 01:27:29.430 --> 01:27:30.237 l've already lied umpteen times. 1406 01:27:30.345 --> 01:27:32.108 And l'll have to lie again. 1407 01:27:32.213 --> 01:27:35.376 l was doing the African dance like a fool in front of her papa. 1408 01:27:36.840 --> 01:27:38.211 l don't know what to do. 1409 01:27:38.686 --> 01:27:41.348 l've gone crazy. But it's no use telling all of you. 1410 01:27:41.723 --> 01:27:43.200 l'm so unfortunate. 1411 01:27:43.424 --> 01:27:45.289 See. See my bad luck. 1412 01:27:46.828 --> 01:27:48.227 You're so unfortunate. 1413 01:27:48.463 --> 01:27:49.896 You're so unfortunate. 1414 01:27:49.998 --> 01:27:51.560 You? You? 1415 01:27:51.332 --> 01:27:52.822 My wife is your wife. 1416 01:27:53.100 --> 01:27:54.730 Your wife.. is your wife and my sister. 1417 01:27:54.836 --> 01:27:56.997 Your future wife, is still your wife, but my sister. 1418 01:27:57.105 --> 01:27:59.869 Each time every woman ends up as your wife and my sister. 1419 01:27:59.974 --> 01:28:01.271 And you're the unfortunate one? 1420 01:28:01.476 --> 01:28:02.773 Wow. 1421 01:28:03.278 --> 01:28:07.738 Forget all this. African child? - lt's Stella's. 1422 01:28:08.490 --> 01:28:09.880 You want everything quickly. 1423 01:28:09.984 --> 01:28:13.112 Fake child. Fake husband. Fake house. 1424 01:28:13.221 --> 01:28:17.749 Fake.. Papa. 1425 01:28:17.892 --> 01:28:19.291 Don't say that about papa. 1426 01:28:19.794 --> 01:28:20.988 He's real. 1427 01:28:22.930 --> 01:28:24.560 Papa. 1428 01:28:26.734 --> 01:28:27.894 Papa. 1429 01:28:29.700 --> 01:28:32.267 Papa, we.. 1430 01:28:32.373 --> 01:28:37.208 Aunt, don't dance before these rascals. 1431 01:28:37.312 --> 01:28:38.836 Rascals? - Aunt? 1432 01:28:39.147 --> 01:28:41.411 Give me those hands, Dhanno. 1433 01:28:43.951 --> 01:28:45.919 l completely forgot. - What? 1434 01:28:46.200 --> 01:28:48.284 Papa suffers from sleepwalking. 1435 01:28:48.389 --> 01:28:49.788 What? - We are safe. 1436 01:28:49.891 --> 01:28:50.949 Thank God. - Really? - Yes. 1437 01:28:51.590 --> 01:28:52.356 He doesn't know where he is? - Yes. 1438 01:28:54.280 --> 01:29:00.920 Gabbar Singh, shall l consider it a yes? - Yes. 1439 01:29:00.201 --> 01:29:03.261 lt's a yes. - Slowly. 1440 01:29:06.400 --> 01:29:09.407 Surma Bhopali. What's special for Holi? 1441 01:29:10.411 --> 01:29:12.743 That was a close shave. - Close what.. 1442 01:29:13.181 --> 01:29:15.945 That was a close shave. - Sorry. 1443 01:29:16.417 --> 01:29:19.511 Goodnight. - Goodnight. 1444 01:29:20.421 --> 01:29:24.221 How can l let you go? 1445 01:29:27.128 --> 01:29:28.322 ''Hush, hush, hush.'' 1446 01:29:28.429 --> 01:29:31.990 ''Papa's sleeping..'' 1447 01:29:32.100 --> 01:29:33.260 ''Hush, hush, hush.'' 1448 01:29:33.368 --> 01:29:35.893 ''Papa's sleeping..'' 1449 01:29:36.871 --> 01:29:41.171 ''lt's a naughty, naughty, naughty night.'' 1450 01:29:41.576 --> 01:29:45.945 ''lt's just you, me and a lot of solitude.'' 1451 01:29:46.347 --> 01:29:50.841 ''lt's a naughty, naughty, naughty night.'' 1452 01:29:51.386 --> 01:29:55.982 ''lt's just you, me and a lot of solitude.'' 1453 01:29:56.224 --> 01:29:58.852 ''We had to pay dearly for this charade.'' 1454 01:29:58.960 --> 01:30:01.155 ''Our love life is in a mess.'' 1455 01:30:01.262 --> 01:30:05.824 ''Wonder how long it will torment us?'' 1456 01:30:07.902 --> 01:30:09.301 ''Lower the volume.'' 1457 01:30:09.404 --> 01:30:12.532 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1458 01:30:12.840 --> 01:30:14.137 ''Lower the volume.'' 1459 01:30:14.242 --> 01:30:18.372 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1460 01:30:23.170 --> 01:30:24.177 ''Hush, hush, hush.'' 1461 01:30:24.285 --> 01:30:26.276 ''Papa's sleeping.'' 1462 01:30:37.498 --> 01:30:42.940 ''l wish he keeps sleeping soundly.'' 1463 01:30:42.336 --> 01:30:46.898 ''And we can easily do what we want to.'' 1464 01:30:47.800 --> 01:30:51.502 ''lt won't be nice if we're caught.'' 1465 01:30:51.612 --> 01:30:54.240 ''Papa doesn't sleep properly.. 1466 01:30:54.348 --> 01:30:56.373 ..and he's not a small kid.'' 1467 01:30:56.484 --> 01:30:59.282 ''We're in big trouble.'' 1468 01:30:59.387 --> 01:31:01.878 ''The night is taunting us.'' 1469 01:31:01.989 --> 01:31:06.517 ''l hope we don't lose this chance.'' 1470 01:31:08.362 --> 01:31:10.570 ''Lower the volume.'' 1471 01:31:10.164 --> 01:31:13.327 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1472 01:31:13.434 --> 01:31:14.901 ''Lower the volume.'' 1473 01:31:15.200 --> 01:31:18.494 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1474 01:31:18.606 --> 01:31:20.390 ''Hush, hush, hush.'' 1475 01:31:20.141 --> 01:31:22.200 ''Papa's sleeping.'' 1476 01:31:22.543 --> 01:31:42.556 EROS 1477 01:31:42.930 --> 01:31:47.424 ''Your enthralling beauty torments me.'' 1478 01:31:47.535 --> 01:31:52.290 ''Your beauty mesmerises me.'' 1479 01:31:52.340 --> 01:31:56.970 ''Take me in your arms, l'm not stopping you.'' 1480 01:31:57.178 --> 01:32:02.130 ''Fulfil your naughty wishes, l won't stop you.'' 1481 01:32:02.216 --> 01:32:04.650 ''How much l love you, my darling.'' 1482 01:32:04.952 --> 01:32:11.915 ''l'm willing to express that.'' 1483 01:32:13.427 --> 01:32:15.395 ''Lower the volume.'' 1484 01:32:15.496 --> 01:32:18.932 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1485 01:32:19.330 --> 01:32:20.193 ''Lower the volume.'' 1486 01:32:20.301 --> 01:32:24.670 ''Papa will wake up.'' 1487 01:32:24.171 --> 01:32:28.198 ''lt's a naughty, naughty, naughty night.'' 1488 01:32:29.100 --> 01:32:33.538 ''lt's just you, me and a lot of solitude.'' 1489 01:32:33.681 --> 01:32:39.244 ''lt's a naughty.. - Naughty.. - Naughty.. - Naughty..'' 1490 01:32:57.672 --> 01:32:59.300 Good morning. 1491 01:33:01.776 --> 01:33:06.645 Nanny! How dare you kiss your boss.. 1492 01:33:07.810 --> 01:33:08.173 That's not funny. 1493 01:33:08.583 --> 01:33:11.177 Okay.. l am justjoking. 1494 01:33:11.285 --> 01:33:15.221 Son-in-law. Where is my son-in-law? 1495 01:33:15.323 --> 01:33:16.381 Are you saying something? 1496 01:33:16.490 --> 01:33:19.500 Son-in-law. Where is my son-in-law? 1497 01:33:22.463 --> 01:33:24.363 Don't know where my son-in-law went. 1498 01:33:24.565 --> 01:33:26.362 Where is papa going so early in the morning? 1499 01:33:26.467 --> 01:33:27.695 To see his son-in-law. 1500 01:33:27.802 --> 01:33:29.990 And his son-in-law is here. 1501 01:33:29.303 --> 01:33:30.770 Bob is sleeping with Hetal upstairs. 1502 01:33:33.441 --> 01:33:35.204 Come on, help me climb up. 1503 01:33:39.280 --> 01:33:41.271 Son-in-law. 1504 01:33:44.552 --> 01:33:46.611 Son-in-law. 1505 01:33:50.191 --> 01:33:53.160 Son-in-law, wake up. 1506 01:33:53.260 --> 01:33:55.285 Son-in-law.. forget it. 1507 01:33:57.398 --> 01:34:01.270 You idiot, get up! Papa is coming. - What? 1508 01:34:02.670 --> 01:34:04.399 Son-in-law. 1509 01:34:04.739 --> 01:34:06.331 Here.. 1510 01:34:06.741 --> 01:34:08.208 Son-in-law, what are you doing? 1511 01:34:08.409 --> 01:34:11.344 l.. l.. l'm doing push-ups. Exercise. 1512 01:34:11.445 --> 01:34:12.810 Push-ups. Exercise. l'll do it too. 1513 01:34:13.114 --> 01:34:14.206 No, you can't do it. - Why can't l? 1514 01:34:14.315 --> 01:34:17.614 No, you can't. - l'll do it - No. - Just watch. 1515 01:34:18.185 --> 01:34:24.522 One, two, three.. 1516 01:34:26.160 --> 01:34:32.827 Four.. five.. 1517 01:34:33.467 --> 01:34:39.990 six, seven, eight.. 1518 01:34:40.608 --> 01:34:43.338 Nine. 1519 01:34:45.413 --> 01:34:48.541 Ten. 1520 01:34:52.253 --> 01:34:54.687 Get up. Get up. 1521 01:34:54.789 --> 01:34:56.279 Go. Go.. 1522 01:34:56.557 --> 01:34:57.683 Hey, cooker. 1523 01:34:58.793 --> 01:35:02.661 What are you doing here? - l.. l.. l.. 1524 01:35:02.763 --> 01:35:06.631 Speak up - l was coming in to take the order.. 1525 01:35:06.734 --> 01:35:08.395 ..for breakfast. 1526 01:35:08.502 --> 01:35:09.730 Order for breakfast. 1527 01:35:09.837 --> 01:35:11.990 Son-in-law, move aside. 1528 01:35:11.205 --> 01:35:12.263 What would you like to have for breakfast.. 1529 01:35:23.584 --> 01:35:25.745 Would you like to have anything else, sir? 1530 01:35:32.493 --> 01:35:34.358 Rahul Rajesh Rohan Raj is crying. 1531 01:35:37.498 --> 01:35:38.658 Not this time. 1532 01:35:38.933 --> 01:35:41.940 Stella, l'm really sorry. Just listen to me. 1533 01:35:41.368 --> 01:35:43.630 l have a left-right coordination problem. 1534 01:35:43.170 --> 01:35:44.228 That's why l slapped you. 1535 01:35:44.338 --> 01:35:45.498 That's okay, Son-in-law. 1536 01:35:46.600 --> 01:35:47.980 Stella. 1537 01:35:47.842 --> 01:35:48.866 We are done for. 1538 01:35:49.543 --> 01:35:52.103 How could you? 1539 01:35:52.413 --> 01:35:54.142 You said you'll take my baby for a drive 1540 01:35:54.248 --> 01:35:55.476 ..and you kept him this long. 1541 01:35:55.783 --> 01:35:57.341 Who is this? 1542 01:35:57.985 --> 01:36:02.217 She's.. Rahul Rajesh Rohan Raj's.. teacher. 1543 01:36:02.323 --> 01:36:03.381 She teaches in the school. 1544 01:36:03.491 --> 01:36:06.850 You're lucky l'm taking him to the play school. 1545 01:36:06.193 --> 01:36:08.240 Otherwise, l would've called the police. 1546 01:36:08.129 --> 01:36:09.494 Bloody kidnapping! 1547 01:36:10.640 --> 01:36:12.430 Overnight? Kidnapping? Police? 1548 01:36:12.533 --> 01:36:14.570 What was she screaming about? 1549 01:36:14.168 --> 01:36:15.226 Son-in-law! 1550 01:36:16.300 --> 01:36:17.436 Over night.. what does it mean? 1551 01:36:17.538 --> 01:36:20.803 Over night means that the night is over. 1552 01:36:21.342 --> 01:36:25.779 Kidnapping means the kid is napping. 1553 01:36:25.980 --> 01:36:29.541 And about the school and the police she meant that.. 1554 01:36:29.850 --> 01:36:32.546 ..the child will finish school and become a police officer. 1555 01:36:32.853 --> 01:36:34.878 That's what the teacher meant to say. 1556 01:36:35.256 --> 01:36:37.121 That's what she was saying. 1557 01:36:38.893 --> 01:36:40.121 Oh that. 1558 01:36:41.428 --> 01:36:42.520 What kind of a woman is she? 1559 01:36:42.830 --> 01:36:44.559 She didn't let me embrace my grandson. 1560 01:36:44.865 --> 01:36:46.560 Yes, that's wrong. 1561 01:36:46.934 --> 01:36:48.196 We should ask the teacher. 1562 01:36:48.435 --> 01:36:50.266 The child is gone. 1563 01:36:50.437 --> 01:36:52.234 The teacher left too. 1564 01:36:52.339 --> 01:36:57.367 And now you.. you.. when will you go? 1565 01:36:58.345 --> 01:37:00.400 How can l leave like that? 1566 01:37:00.314 --> 01:37:03.249 l met my grandson, my daughter, my son-in-law. 1567 01:37:03.350 --> 01:37:04.942 This is my first visit to London. 1568 01:37:05.520 --> 01:37:07.816 Won't you give me a tour of the city? - Of course we will. 1569 01:37:07.922 --> 01:37:09.253 Hey, cooker, don't touch me. 1570 01:37:18.532 --> 01:37:22.229 l have a problem with my right-left coordination too 1571 01:37:24.238 --> 01:37:27.571 Before the slap session starts again. Let's get out of here.. 1572 01:37:27.875 --> 01:37:29.502 l'll show you around London, come on. 1573 01:37:30.311 --> 01:37:33.872 Son-in-law, this topless bus is very nice. 1574 01:37:35.649 --> 01:37:37.412 London's double decker. 1575 01:37:40.988 --> 01:37:42.216 See this. 1576 01:37:44.658 --> 01:37:45.989 Hello, Brother. 1577 01:37:47.270 --> 01:37:48.850 What? 1578 01:37:48.429 --> 01:37:50.488 l mean, yippee. 1579 01:37:51.650 --> 01:37:53.260 But how did you come here all of a sudden? 1580 01:37:54.635 --> 01:37:56.626 Yes, of course, your function.. 1581 01:37:56.937 --> 01:37:59.337 ..at the Buckingham Palace cannot be postponed. 1582 01:38:00.407 --> 01:38:01.465 Okay.. . 1583 01:38:01.575 --> 01:38:02.906 We'll meet at home. 1584 01:38:03.510 --> 01:38:05.102 Welcome to London, Brother. 1585 01:38:06.247 --> 01:38:07.339 When is papa going back? 1586 01:38:07.448 --> 01:38:09.400 How would l know? Why? 1587 01:38:09.416 --> 01:38:10.974 Because Sandy's brother has arrived. 1588 01:38:11.850 --> 01:38:12.143 What? 1589 01:38:12.653 --> 01:38:14.985 lf your brother comes home.. 1590 01:38:15.890 --> 01:38:16.613 ..papa will find out everything. 1591 01:38:16.924 --> 01:38:18.448 What will l find out? Make some room for me. 1592 01:38:18.559 --> 01:38:19.617 Papa. 1593 01:38:19.927 --> 01:38:22.225 What will l find out? What are you whispering? 1594 01:38:22.329 --> 01:38:25.127 Papa, Sandy.. - This nanny.. 1595 01:38:25.232 --> 01:38:27.257 No, no, Sandy isn't a nanny. 1596 01:38:27.368 --> 01:38:28.562 No. - Sandy isn't a nanny. 1597 01:38:28.669 --> 01:38:31.638 No.. Papa, she's from a wealthy family. 1598 01:38:31.939 --> 01:38:34.533 And.. - And, Papa, her brother.. 1599 01:38:34.642 --> 01:38:37.406 ..has fixed her marriage into a wealthier family. 1600 01:38:37.511 --> 01:38:38.569 So? - So? 1601 01:38:38.679 --> 01:38:40.613 So.. she doesn't want to get married? - Why? 1602 01:38:40.714 --> 01:38:44.946 Because.. l want to study further and become a doctor. 1603 01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:47.919 And.. and.. she has lied to her brother that.. 1604 01:38:48.220 --> 01:38:50.217 ..she's going to marry a wealthy boy. - So? 1605 01:38:50.324 --> 01:38:52.451 So, her brother has arrived, Papa. 1606 01:38:53.160 --> 01:38:56.687 To meet her fianc - What now? 1607 01:38:56.997 --> 01:38:58.521 What now? - What now? 1608 01:38:58.632 --> 01:39:03.350 We should help.. this.. poor girl. 1609 01:39:03.137 --> 01:39:04.604 Yes, we should help her, we should help her. 1610 01:39:04.705 --> 01:39:07.710 But how will we help her? - How? 1611 01:39:07.174 --> 01:39:09.438 We can pretend to be the boy's family. - Yes. 1612 01:39:09.543 --> 01:39:10.669 Very good idea. - Good idea. 1613 01:39:10.978 --> 01:39:13.538 And.. and who will be her fiance? Who will it be? 1614 01:39:13.647 --> 01:39:16.946 l'll be her fiance. - No, Son-in-law, how can you? 1615 01:39:17.184 --> 01:39:19.550 Papa, it's just a charade. lt's not real. 1616 01:39:19.653 --> 01:39:21.314 And Zulekha can be your wife. 1617 01:39:21.422 --> 01:39:22.480 Yes. 1618 01:39:22.589 --> 01:39:24.386 Good idea. - Good deal. 1619 01:39:25.590 --> 01:39:26.151 Good idea. 1620 01:39:27.461 --> 01:39:29.224 But who is her brother? 1621 01:39:50.684 --> 01:39:53.414 Stay away from my sister 1622 01:40:00.600 --> 01:40:01.118 Brother! 1623 01:40:05.366 --> 01:40:06.628 How are you? 1624 01:40:07.301 --> 01:40:08.598 l am fine. 1625 01:40:10.738 --> 01:40:12.000 Where have your dimples disappeared? 1626 01:40:12.106 --> 01:40:13.505 You didn't come to see me in the last six months. 1627 01:40:13.807 --> 01:40:15.297 Wonder where they disappeared? 1628 01:40:16.143 --> 01:40:18.509 Let's see where they are. 1629 01:40:19.279 --> 01:40:20.473 Where could they be? 1630 01:40:23.830 --> 01:40:24.277 There they are 1631 01:40:26.220 --> 01:40:29.180 Brother, let me introduce you to Aarush's family. 1632 01:40:30.224 --> 01:40:31.714 He.. - l'm Aarush's papa. 1633 01:40:32.326 --> 01:40:34.210 And l'm his mother. 1634 01:40:34.294 --> 01:40:35.591 l'm Aarush's sister. 1635 01:40:35.829 --> 01:40:37.490 And l'm Aarush's sister's husband. 1636 01:40:52.146 --> 01:40:53.340 Aarush, are you okay? 1637 01:40:54.782 --> 01:40:56.790 He's fine. - Get up. 1638 01:40:56.183 --> 01:40:57.673 Get up. Get up. Come. Get up. 1639 01:41:09.763 --> 01:41:12.789 You okay? - Thank you. 1640 01:41:17.538 --> 01:41:19.267 You saw me and you fainted. Why? 1641 01:41:22.509 --> 01:41:24.272 lt was quite hot outside. 1642 01:41:25.212 --> 01:41:26.702 So l got a sun-stroke. 1643 01:41:28.549 --> 01:41:29.675 Sprinkle some water. 1644 01:41:31.452 --> 01:41:32.714 Sprinkle some water. 1645 01:41:41.595 --> 01:41:42.721 l've seen you somewhere. 1646 01:41:45.232 --> 01:41:46.324 Where have l seen you? 1647 01:41:47.267 --> 01:41:49.735 You look familiar as well. 1648 01:41:50.637 --> 01:41:53.504 But l haven't seen you anywhere. 1649 01:41:57.878 --> 01:41:59.209 What do you do? 1650 01:41:59.313 --> 01:42:03.306 Brother. Stop this interrogation. 1651 01:42:03.517 --> 01:42:05.109 l thought your trip was cancelled. 1652 01:42:05.219 --> 01:42:06.447 How did you make it here? 1653 01:42:07.254 --> 01:42:08.687 l knew you'd forget! 1654 01:42:11.258 --> 01:42:13.692 Because today is 'Raksha Bandhan'. 1655 01:42:14.595 --> 01:42:16.620 Oh, God. l forgot. 1656 01:42:16.897 --> 01:42:18.387 That's why l've brought a Sacred thread along. 1657 01:42:19.933 --> 01:42:21.366 Why do you have two? 1658 01:42:21.768 --> 01:42:23.895 Puja sent it for me. - ls she coming? 1659 01:42:25.506 --> 01:42:27.474 No, she's in Vegas with her husband. 1660 01:42:27.574 --> 01:42:28.802 You can tie it for me. 1661 01:42:31.378 --> 01:42:32.743 You're not wearing a 'sacred thread'? 1662 01:42:32.946 --> 01:42:34.345 Why not? 1663 01:42:35.382 --> 01:42:36.474 Because.. 1664 01:42:37.885 --> 01:42:40.410 l forgot, just like Sandy, that today is 'Raksha Bandhan'. 1665 01:42:41.188 --> 01:42:42.348 That's okay 1666 01:42:42.723 --> 01:42:43.781 l've brought two threads. 1667 01:42:43.891 --> 01:42:45.791 Hetal, tie one to Aarush. - Okay. 1668 01:42:45.893 --> 01:42:47.622 No, no, no. 1669 01:42:48.695 --> 01:42:49.787 This isn't possible. 1670 01:42:49.897 --> 01:42:51.694 lf Hetal ties the 'thread'.. 1671 01:42:51.798 --> 01:42:53.561 ..This is sacrilege. 1672 01:42:55.335 --> 01:42:57.803 Why? - Because 'Raksha Bandhan' was yesterday. 1673 01:42:58.772 --> 01:43:01.866 No, Uncle. 'Raksha Bandhan' is today. 1674 01:43:02.309 --> 01:43:03.640 Come, Hetal.. 1675 01:43:08.815 --> 01:43:12.342 Are you sure.. l haven't seen you before? 1676 01:43:12.920 --> 01:43:14.410 There's some connection. 1677 01:43:14.755 --> 01:43:16.552 Puja. - Puja (veneration platter)? 1678 01:43:16.723 --> 01:43:18.520 The veneration platter hasn't arrived. 1679 01:43:19.359 --> 01:43:21.259 You didn't bring the veneration platter. 1680 01:43:21.562 --> 01:43:24.292 When you've forgotten the Rakhi.. There's no need for that. 1681 01:43:24.831 --> 01:43:26.196 Tie it like that. 1682 01:43:28.769 --> 01:43:35.436 ''Even the stars and flowers know.'' 1683 01:43:36.443 --> 01:43:41.380 ''That my sister is one in a million.'' 1684 01:43:41.848 --> 01:43:47.980 ''And we'll always stay together like this.'' 1685 01:43:48.455 --> 01:43:50.286 This is terrible. 1686 01:43:59.700 --> 01:44:01.895 What are you doing? - Krishna is Puja's brother. 1687 01:44:02.200 --> 01:44:03.299 So? 1688 01:44:04.538 --> 01:44:07.268 Puja? The one in Macao. - Yes. 1689 01:44:07.374 --> 01:44:08.602 But Krishna is Sandy's brother. 1690 01:44:08.709 --> 01:44:10.836 They both are his sisters. - Both. 1691 01:44:10.944 --> 01:44:14.380 l'm so unfortunate.. lf you were my girlfriend.. 1692 01:44:14.481 --> 01:44:16.500 ..he would've been your brother as well. 1693 01:44:16.483 --> 01:44:17.780 l'm very stressed. 1694 01:44:17.884 --> 01:44:20.110 l don't know what to do. 1695 01:44:20.787 --> 01:44:22.914 One minute.. - l'll tell everyone the truth. 1696 01:44:23.230 --> 01:44:25.287 No. - l'll tell Sandy the truth. 1697 01:44:25.392 --> 01:44:27.190 You won't tell Sandy anything. 1698 01:44:27.327 --> 01:44:28.385 She won't understand. - No, l will. 1699 01:44:28.495 --> 01:44:30.588 You'll have to tell her after you two get married. 1700 01:44:30.697 --> 01:44:33.461 l can't.. - You know one thing. You will have to lie. 1701 01:44:33.567 --> 01:44:34.795 l can't lie. 1702 01:44:34.901 --> 01:44:38.428 A lie isn't a lie if its said for a noble cause.. 1703 01:44:39.373 --> 01:44:40.431 lt isn't. 1704 01:44:40.774 --> 01:44:44.505 l can't lie. - You will have to. 1705 01:44:45.579 --> 01:44:47.410 For Sandy's sake. 1706 01:44:48.815 --> 01:44:53.470 For Sandy.. Fine. 1707 01:44:53.987 --> 01:44:56.120 l'll lie for the last time. 1708 01:44:56.590 --> 01:44:58.285 Last time. 1709 01:45:00.600 --> 01:45:01.721 lt's the last time. 1710 01:45:01.828 --> 01:45:04.388 lt's very strenuous. 1711 01:45:07.000 --> 01:45:08.297 This isn't the last time. 1712 01:45:08.568 --> 01:45:10.297 you'll have to do it over and over again.. 1713 01:45:21.882 --> 01:45:24.680 Brother, why are you growing your hair? 1714 01:45:25.180 --> 01:45:26.349 Competing with me? 1715 01:45:26.453 --> 01:45:27.647 Hey, dear. 1716 01:45:28.689 --> 01:45:30.850 l was on field posting in Afghanistan, that's why. 1717 01:45:31.692 --> 01:45:33.230 You're looking so handsome. 1718 01:45:33.126 --> 01:45:34.991 Brother. Brother. 1719 01:45:35.495 --> 01:45:38.589 l've got strawberries, peaches, orange for you.. 1720 01:45:38.699 --> 01:45:41.532 ..grapes, biscuits.. brother. - Brother? 1721 01:45:42.536 --> 01:45:43.594 Sir. 1722 01:45:43.904 --> 01:45:45.531 Suck your paunch in.. 1723 01:45:46.973 --> 01:45:48.998 Brother, the two of you'll are looking very nice together.. 1724 01:45:49.409 --> 01:45:50.671 Nice happy family. 1725 01:45:51.110 --> 01:45:53.445 You haven't met my entire family yet. 1726 01:45:53.814 --> 01:45:55.975 l wish sister could meet Aarush as well. 1727 01:45:57.651 --> 01:45:59.642 She can. - How? 1728 01:46:00.520 --> 01:46:01.612 Stand together. 1729 01:46:01.888 --> 01:46:03.913 l'll take your photo and send an MMS. 1730 01:46:06.693 --> 01:46:07.819 What now? 1731 01:46:07.994 --> 01:46:09.359 lt isn't too hot. 1732 01:46:09.563 --> 01:46:11.530 You can't get a sun-stroke. 1733 01:46:11.932 --> 01:46:13.866 l'm camera conscious. 1734 01:46:14.735 --> 01:46:16.828 Come on, don't be shy. Come on. 1735 01:46:20.474 --> 01:46:21.600 Why are you making faces? 1736 01:46:21.708 --> 01:46:24.506 Something went into my eye. 1737 01:46:24.611 --> 01:46:25.669 Come on. - Come on. 1738 01:46:25.779 --> 01:46:27.508 Come on, smile. - Smile. 1739 01:46:27.881 --> 01:46:29.712 No more camera conscious. 1740 01:46:30.584 --> 01:46:32.170 Strand straight. - Ok. 1741 01:46:35.956 --> 01:46:37.116 Perfect. 1742 01:46:37.758 --> 01:46:39.157 l'll send it to Puja right away. 1743 01:46:40.961 --> 01:46:42.155 He isn't even photogenic. 1744 01:46:49.569 --> 01:46:50.900 That's fine.. 1745 01:46:52.773 --> 01:46:56.539 Hello. - Hello, darling, how are you? 1746 01:46:56.977 --> 01:46:59.411 Who is this? - ''Who is this?'' Have you forgotten.. 1747 01:46:59.679 --> 01:47:04.412 ..that steamy night we had together? - What? 1748 01:47:09.220 --> 01:47:12.423 Hello. - Remember, you took me to Hotel Nagraj.. 1749 01:47:12.526 --> 01:47:14.619 ..where we saw the movie 'Dostana' twice. 1750 01:47:14.728 --> 01:47:17.925 you've got the wrong number, don't call again. 1751 01:47:25.105 --> 01:47:28.666 Sacrilege! Sacrilege! 1752 01:47:29.420 --> 01:47:31.203 Brother, stop all this. 1753 01:47:31.678 --> 01:47:33.111 l mean, you must be tired. 1754 01:47:33.213 --> 01:47:36.110 Go and freshen up. Send a MMS later. Okay? 1755 01:47:38.952 --> 01:47:40.852 Come on, show me my room. - Come. 1756 01:49:29.729 --> 01:49:30.923 The job's done. 1757 01:49:31.970 --> 01:49:33.122 That was fun. - l'm satisfied. 1758 01:49:33.233 --> 01:49:34.723 lt was sweaty. - Even l was. 1759 01:49:34.834 --> 01:49:35.994 Come on. 1760 01:49:41.808 --> 01:49:45.744 Krishna. - What are you doing here? 1761 01:49:46.346 --> 01:49:48.109 l came here to give you holy offerings. 1762 01:49:48.815 --> 01:49:54.185 Oh. - But, you too? - What? 1763 01:49:56.220 --> 01:50:00.584 You bathe with a boy? - Yes. 1764 01:50:03.129 --> 01:50:05.359 lt's terrible. 1765 01:50:06.766 --> 01:50:09.166 What's so shocking about bathing with lifebuoy soap? 1766 01:50:10.804 --> 01:50:12.101 lt's a weird family. 1767 01:50:36.196 --> 01:50:37.788 My phone.. 1768 01:50:41.868 --> 01:50:43.130 Something wrong? 1769 01:50:44.304 --> 01:50:48.400 He forgets that he's allergic to bread. 1770 01:50:50.100 --> 01:50:52.308 Oh, l thought hearing about my phone.. 1771 01:50:52.412 --> 01:50:54.403 What happened to your phone? What happened? 1772 01:50:55.148 --> 01:50:58.709 When l was bathing in the tub it was kept outside. - Okay. 1773 01:50:58.952 --> 01:51:03.389 When l came out, it was inside the tub. - Okay. 1774 01:51:05.910 --> 01:51:07.820 When you were inside the tub the phone was outside. 1775 01:51:07.193 --> 01:51:09.320 When you came out of the tub the phone was inside. 1776 01:51:09.429 --> 01:51:12.660 You're having phone tub-ble! How funny. 1777 01:51:23.777 --> 01:51:28.770 ''Oh boy, you are mine.'' 1778 01:51:30.183 --> 01:51:34.449 ''Oh boy, you are mine.'' 1779 01:51:34.754 --> 01:51:40.351 ''Oh boy, you are mine.'' 1780 01:51:41.270 --> 01:51:45.157 ''Oh girl, you are mine.'' 1781 01:51:45.265 --> 01:51:47.756 ''Oh girl, you are mine.'' 1782 01:51:57.777 --> 01:52:00.177 What? - That's my leg. 1783 01:52:10.356 --> 01:52:12.850 What are you doing, Aarush? 1784 01:52:12.192 --> 01:52:14.319 l don't think your brother likes me. 1785 01:52:14.861 --> 01:52:16.920 Don't be silly, baby, its nothing like that.. 1786 01:52:17.300 --> 01:52:18.327 l mean it. 1787 01:52:18.932 --> 01:52:20.297 Aarush.. - He keeps staring at me. 1788 01:52:20.400 --> 01:52:21.458 You're just imagining things. 1789 01:52:21.768 --> 01:52:22.826 it's nothing like that, okay 1790 01:52:22.936 --> 01:52:25.404 l'm telling you. 1791 01:52:25.839 --> 01:52:27.363 You have a sore throat. - No. 1792 01:52:27.474 --> 01:52:29.465 Sister. - Brother. 1793 01:52:30.910 --> 01:52:32.700 Sorry, sir. 1794 01:52:32.979 --> 01:52:35.470 What's going on here? - Nothing. 1795 01:52:38.384 --> 01:52:40.790 Go and sleep in your room. 1796 01:52:40.386 --> 01:52:41.944 l need to talk to Aarush, alone. 1797 01:52:45.859 --> 01:52:46.951 Goodnight. 1798 01:52:50.163 --> 01:52:51.460 Aarush. - Yes. 1799 01:52:55.468 --> 01:53:00.201 My baggage got exchanged with someone else's at the airport. 1800 01:53:00.306 --> 01:53:01.864 Sorry to hear that, sir. 1801 01:53:02.575 --> 01:53:04.338 Do you have a pyjama? - Yes. 1802 01:53:04.444 --> 01:53:05.775 l'll get it right away. 1803 01:53:09.883 --> 01:53:11.510 Here, you can wear it. 1804 01:53:11.818 --> 01:53:13.217 l was going to wear it tonight. 1805 01:53:13.319 --> 01:53:14.911 But l will sleep in my shorts. 1806 01:53:16.220 --> 01:53:19.219 You wear these disgusting, threaded pyjamas. 1807 01:53:20.160 --> 01:53:22.600 The thread provides a good grip. 1808 01:53:22.262 --> 01:53:24.162 The pyjama doesn't come off while sleeping at night. 1809 01:53:24.264 --> 01:53:25.526 That's why l wear it, sir. 1810 01:53:25.932 --> 01:53:29.561 Go to Sleep. - So early? 1811 01:53:30.303 --> 01:53:32.294 Go to Sleep. - Fine, sir. 1812 01:53:32.539 --> 01:53:33.801 Goodnight, sir. 1813 01:53:38.178 --> 01:53:41.272 Hey, cooker, what are you doing here? 1814 01:53:43.316 --> 01:53:45.807 She's my wife. - That's just a charade. 1815 01:53:46.219 --> 01:53:47.311 We were just pretending. 1816 01:53:47.420 --> 01:53:50.116 Hetal, go and sleep in Sandy's room. 1817 01:53:50.223 --> 01:53:51.281 Come on. 1818 01:53:52.225 --> 01:53:53.283 Go on. 1819 01:53:53.960 --> 01:53:56.451 Bye. - Goodnight. 1820 01:53:57.230 --> 01:53:58.288 Where are you going? 1821 01:53:58.398 --> 01:54:01.265 l was.. - Tonight you'll sleep with me in this room. 1822 01:54:01.367 --> 01:54:03.528 l'll keep a watch on you. 1823 01:54:04.103 --> 01:54:05.195 Okay, Papa. 1824 01:54:11.311 --> 01:54:13.279 How are you? Everything fine? 1825 01:54:13.913 --> 01:54:16.848 Hey papa come quickly to bed, l'm already undressed. 1826 01:54:21.421 --> 01:54:24.390 Papa l love kissing you.. 1827 01:54:32.966 --> 01:54:34.580 What are you staring at? 1828 01:54:34.300 --> 01:54:35.392 You'll sleep on the floor. 1829 01:54:46.790 --> 01:54:47.239 What are you doing? 1830 01:54:48.147 --> 01:54:50.513 l'm making a bunker. 1831 01:54:51.150 --> 01:54:54.586 Because fidget in my sleep? You might get hurt. 1832 01:54:56.122 --> 01:54:59.148 How do you know that you fidget in your sleep, if you're sleeping? 1833 01:54:59.592 --> 01:55:00.991 Sandy told me. 1834 01:55:05.310 --> 01:55:08.364 You haven't done any hanky-panky with my sister, have you? 1835 01:55:09.200 --> 01:55:11.334 Major, l haven't done any hanky or panky.. 1836 01:55:11.437 --> 01:55:13.496 ..with anyone's sister. 1837 01:55:14.140 --> 01:55:15.471 l'm still a pure.. 1838 01:55:18.144 --> 01:55:19.270 l don't want to know. 1839 01:55:20.179 --> 01:55:21.942 Sleep. - Yes. 1840 01:55:23.490 --> 01:55:24.482 Goodnight. - Sleep. 1841 01:55:37.730 --> 01:55:40.528 Sir.. where are you taking me early in the morning? 1842 01:55:41.501 --> 01:55:43.332 My suitcase got exchanged.. 1843 01:55:43.503 --> 01:55:46.970 ..with someone called Kishore Samtani. 1844 01:55:46.673 --> 01:55:47.970 l'm on my way to get it back. 1845 01:55:48.740 --> 01:55:51.237 Kishore Samtani? That means, Bob's casino? l am done for. 1846 01:55:57.350 --> 01:55:58.715 Thank you. - Welcome. 1847 01:56:04.570 --> 01:56:08.153 Where are you going? - l'm going to make a call. 1848 01:56:09.996 --> 01:56:11.880 Only one. 1849 01:56:16.436 --> 01:56:18.734 Son-in-law. When did you arrive? 1850 01:56:19.380 --> 01:56:20.960 What are you doing here? 1851 01:56:20.206 --> 01:56:22.367 Where is my daughter? - She's at home. 1852 01:56:22.542 --> 01:56:24.169 Ooh home. Fine, let's go inside. 1853 01:56:24.277 --> 01:56:28.338 l'll.. just go to the bathroom. - Bathroom? - Yes. 1854 01:56:28.448 --> 01:56:29.972 There's a bathroom inside as well. 1855 01:56:30.383 --> 01:56:31.714 This isn't an inn. 1856 01:56:32.318 --> 01:56:35.651 This is your hotel, your casino. And so is the toilet. 1857 01:56:35.755 --> 01:56:37.170 Come on. Take this and come on. 1858 01:56:37.123 --> 01:56:38.590 Sir.. sir. 1859 01:56:41.361 --> 01:56:43.352 Can l go to the bathroom? - Yes. 1860 01:56:43.463 --> 01:56:44.521 Your bag. - Yes. 1861 01:56:44.630 --> 01:56:46.630 Yes, l'll wait for you here. - Yes. 1862 01:56:48.534 --> 01:56:50.434 Boy, get me a drink. 1863 01:57:00.790 --> 01:57:01.205 Are you okay now? 1864 01:57:03.182 --> 01:57:04.444 Now that you've come here.. 1865 01:57:04.550 --> 01:57:06.279 ..come with me, to return the bag. 1866 01:57:06.519 --> 01:57:10.421 l can't go. l can't go. 1867 01:57:10.723 --> 01:57:13.214 Why? - l need to go inside use the toilet. 1868 01:57:16.195 --> 01:57:18.220 l'll wait for you. - Okay. 1869 01:57:22.802 --> 01:57:24.531 l know l am going there. 1870 01:57:39.385 --> 01:57:40.545 Mr. Kishor Samtani. 1871 01:57:42.188 --> 01:57:44.349 Major Krishna. - Oh, yes. 1872 01:57:44.757 --> 01:57:47.487 l saw your bag.. my bag, so.. 1873 01:57:47.760 --> 01:57:49.352 Sorry about that confusion. 1874 01:57:49.595 --> 01:57:51.529 So nice of you. - Thank you. 1875 01:57:59.439 --> 01:58:01.660 Are you waiting for someone? 1876 01:58:02.175 --> 01:58:03.403 l'm waiting for my son-in-law. 1877 01:58:03.509 --> 01:58:04.669 He's in the bathroom. 1878 01:58:05.778 --> 01:58:08.611 And you? - Yes, l'm waiting for someone as well. 1879 01:58:09.182 --> 01:58:10.774 ls he in the bathroom as well? - Yes. 1880 01:58:11.517 --> 01:58:12.848 What a coincidence? 1881 01:58:15.288 --> 01:58:16.653 Excuse me. - Sure. 1882 01:58:18.191 --> 01:58:19.249 Hello. 1883 01:58:19.425 --> 01:58:23.327 Son-in-law. - l'm in your office. 1884 01:58:24.430 --> 01:58:25.488 ln the office? 1885 01:58:25.598 --> 01:58:27.880 l didn't want to disturb you.. 1886 01:58:27.200 --> 01:58:29.430 ..when you were exchanging the bag. 1887 01:58:29.535 --> 01:58:30.797 So, l came directly to your office. 1888 01:58:30.903 --> 01:58:33.337 Okay, l'll be right there. 1889 01:58:34.807 --> 01:58:36.172 See you. - Yes. 1890 01:58:36.275 --> 01:58:38.106 My son-in-law is already in office. 1891 01:58:47.687 --> 01:58:49.552 Let's go, exchange the bag. 1892 01:58:50.289 --> 01:58:52.189 Mission successful, we've already exchanged the bag. 1893 01:58:52.291 --> 01:58:54.122 Oh, l missed it. - Come on, let's go home. 1894 01:58:54.227 --> 01:58:58.220 Yes. l'll get it. Let's go. 1895 01:59:05.338 --> 01:59:06.703 l know.. 1896 01:59:07.373 --> 01:59:09.500 Shall we? - Where does your sister work? 1897 01:59:12.178 --> 01:59:13.611 Hide. - What? 1898 01:59:14.447 --> 01:59:19.214 No.. She teaches aerobics at Hyde Park. To children. 1899 01:59:20.653 --> 01:59:22.746 She teaches aerobics at Hyde Park? - Yes. 1900 01:59:24.724 --> 01:59:26.191 Let's go to the casino. 1901 01:59:45.578 --> 01:59:46.704 Move. 1902 01:59:51.551 --> 01:59:53.314 No one wins. 1903 01:59:53.853 --> 01:59:54.945 What happened? 1904 01:59:55.421 --> 01:59:57.582 l just saw your brother-in-law here. 1905 01:59:57.890 --> 02:00:00.586 ls it? - Come. 1906 02:00:00.826 --> 02:00:01.952 Come with me. 1907 02:00:23.449 --> 02:00:26.213 Sit. - Sir, but.. 1908 02:00:28.688 --> 02:00:30.383 Sit down. - Okay. 1909 02:00:44.370 --> 02:00:46.235 Maybe l'm wrong about you.. 1910 02:00:48.474 --> 02:00:50.999 Fold your sleeves. 1911 02:00:53.579 --> 02:00:56.377 maybe you have nothing to do.. 1912 02:00:56.716 --> 02:00:58.581 ..with my phone falling into the tub. 1913 02:00:59.452 --> 02:01:03.388 Maybe the waitress l saw at the casino wasn't your sister. 1914 02:01:04.457 --> 02:01:07.620 Maybe that dealer wasn't your brother-in-law. 1915 02:01:09.295 --> 02:01:13.425 Maybe.. the man who was waiting for his son-in-law.. 1916 02:01:14.467 --> 02:01:17.732 ..outside the bathroom was waiting for someone else. 1917 02:01:17.837 --> 02:01:21.568 And there was someone else other than you in the bathroom. 1918 02:01:22.808 --> 02:01:26.574 lf any of these maybe's are true.. 1919 02:01:27.513 --> 02:01:29.708 ..then l won't let my sister marry you. 1920 02:01:31.784 --> 02:01:36.585 And to know the truth l'm going to use this lie detector. 1921 02:01:38.424 --> 02:01:42.360 You can lie to me but not to this machine 1922 02:01:42.595 --> 02:01:44.620 Brother, what are you doing? 1923 02:01:46.432 --> 02:01:48.366 Finding out the truth. 1924 02:01:49.602 --> 02:01:51.297 Aarush doesn't have any objections. 1925 02:01:51.737 --> 02:01:52.863 Right, Aarush? 1926 02:01:54.774 --> 02:01:55.832 Great. 1927 02:01:55.941 --> 02:01:57.408 So, it's simple. 1928 02:01:58.100 --> 02:02:00.100 lf you speak the truth.. 1929 02:02:00.713 --> 02:02:01.941 ..the needle will point towards green. 1930 02:02:02.782 --> 02:02:06.377 lf you lie, the needle will point towards red. 1931 02:02:06.485 --> 02:02:09.450 And on red if the needle even once goes.. 1932 02:02:10.890 --> 02:02:12.755 Then out of your life, my sister goes! 1933 02:02:14.930 --> 02:02:15.685 let's start with a simple question 1934 02:02:16.696 --> 02:02:19.358 Answer only with 'yes' or 'no' 1935 02:02:19.965 --> 02:02:21.910 Okay. 1936 02:02:23.436 --> 02:02:24.835 ls your name Aarush? 1937 02:02:29.141 --> 02:02:30.403 Yes. 1938 02:02:31.610 --> 02:02:32.941 See, it works. 1939 02:02:35.470 --> 02:02:36.571 ls this your house? 1940 02:02:46.892 --> 02:02:48.655 ls this your house? 1941 02:02:51.564 --> 02:02:52.758 No. 1942 02:03:00.720 --> 02:03:01.437 lt's hers. 1943 02:03:04.410 --> 02:03:08.437 lt's Aarush's house but it's in her name. 1944 02:03:11.417 --> 02:03:13.681 Have l seen you before l came into this house? 1945 02:03:23.829 --> 02:03:24.989 No. 1946 02:03:30.836 --> 02:03:32.640 Are you married? 1947 02:03:43.716 --> 02:03:44.842 No. 1948 02:03:49.822 --> 02:03:53.485 Are they.. - Stop it, Brother, please. 1949 02:03:54.590 --> 02:03:56.186 l respect you, but that doesn't mean.. 1950 02:03:56.495 --> 02:03:57.928 ..l disrespect Aarush. 1951 02:03:58.931 --> 02:04:00.956 And by doing this you're insulting Aarush 1952 02:04:01.660 --> 02:04:02.124 l'm your brother! 1953 02:04:02.234 --> 02:04:03.826 l have the right to ask these question. 1954 02:04:03.936 --> 02:04:04.994 Fine! lf you want to know the truth.. 1955 02:04:05.104 --> 02:04:06.696 ..then these should be the questions. 1956 02:04:08.730 --> 02:04:09.199 Aarush. 1957 02:04:11.677 --> 02:04:17.912 Aarush, do you love me? - Yes. 1958 02:04:21.587 --> 02:04:24.181 Will you always? - Yes. 1959 02:04:30.529 --> 02:04:33.589 Will you ever deceive me? - Never. 1960 02:04:38.170 --> 02:04:40.195 Will you protect me.. 1961 02:04:40.673 --> 02:04:44.905 ..just like my brother did for so many years? - Yes. 1962 02:04:56.689 --> 02:04:58.486 What more can a brother ask for? 1963 02:04:59.592 --> 02:05:01.560 Somebody loves his sister so much. 1964 02:05:03.128 --> 02:05:04.686 l apologise to all of you. 1965 02:05:05.831 --> 02:05:07.628 My work and my nature is such that.. 1966 02:05:07.733 --> 02:05:09.530 ..l'm used to doubting people. 1967 02:05:10.200 --> 02:05:11.128 Aarush. 1968 02:05:13.606 --> 02:05:15.164 l misunderstood you. 1969 02:05:16.750 --> 02:05:17.235 l'm really sorry. 1970 02:05:18.143 --> 02:05:19.610 Welcome to the family. 1971 02:05:23.649 --> 02:05:26.277 Brother. - Aarush. Congratulations. 1972 02:05:26.819 --> 02:05:27.979 l can understand the rest.. 1973 02:05:28.870 --> 02:05:29.645 ..but you're married. - Yes. 1974 02:05:29.755 --> 02:05:31.520 How did you say yes? - Yes. 1975 02:05:31.323 --> 02:05:33.723 Devika called this evening. - Yes. 1976 02:05:33.826 --> 02:05:34.884 Outside casino.. 1977 02:05:34.994 --> 02:05:36.291 Cover me. - Yes. 1978 02:05:36.829 --> 02:05:38.956 And she said that the divorce has been accepted. 1979 02:05:39.231 --> 02:05:40.528 What are you saying? 1980 02:05:40.766 --> 02:05:41.824 Congratulations. 1981 02:05:41.934 --> 02:05:43.663 This calls for a celebration. 1982 02:05:45.838 --> 02:05:47.320 You both come here. 1983 02:05:52.311 --> 02:05:53.710 Boys' night out. 1984 02:06:08.994 --> 02:06:10.120 Wow. 1985 02:06:11.297 --> 02:06:12.787 What beautiful embroidery. 1986 02:06:13.999 --> 02:06:16.968 l'm sure they must've used 1000 labourers. 1987 02:06:20.500 --> 02:06:22.980 Come. Come with me. 1988 02:06:25.444 --> 02:06:27.200 Welcome to Buckingham palace. 1989 02:06:27.112 --> 02:06:28.739 Like it? - Yes, sir. 1990 02:06:29.114 --> 02:06:34.142 Sir? Brother. - Brother. 1991 02:06:35.988 --> 02:06:37.285 Thank you very much. 1992 02:06:38.190 --> 02:06:39.350 lt's such a big day for you today. 1993 02:06:39.458 --> 02:06:41.500 And you brought us all here. 1994 02:06:41.160 --> 02:06:43.600 l had to, Aarush, you're family now. 1995 02:06:43.295 --> 02:06:45.126 And anyway, the big day isn't today. lt's tomorrow.. 1996 02:06:45.864 --> 02:06:46.922 Tomorrow? 1997 02:06:47.320 --> 02:06:48.226 We have to come back here tomorrow again. 1998 02:06:49.234 --> 02:06:53.796 No, Aarush, l've decided to get you and Sandy engaged tomorrow. 1999 02:06:54.173 --> 02:06:56.368 Major Rao. - Yes. 2000 02:06:56.909 --> 02:06:58.171 Be right there. 2001 02:07:01.747 --> 02:07:02.805 The engagement is tomorrow. 2002 02:07:02.915 --> 02:07:04.849 Congratulations. Wow. 2003 02:07:06.185 --> 02:07:07.243 What happened? 2004 02:07:10.890 --> 02:07:11.954 We're being unjust with him. 2005 02:07:12.257 --> 02:07:13.952 What? - Yes. 2006 02:07:14.159 --> 02:07:16.240 l should tell him everything. 2007 02:07:17.290 --> 02:07:19.327 Have you gone mad? - No, no, listen to me. 2008 02:07:19.431 --> 02:07:21.230 Come on. 2009 02:07:23.200 --> 02:07:24.600 Hello. 2010 02:07:24.169 --> 02:07:25.727 Santa. - And Banta. 2011 02:07:25.838 --> 02:07:29.330 We're here to cool the Buckingham Palace. 2012 02:07:29.975 --> 02:07:33.103 Santa Banta coming in for AC maintenance. - That's done. 2013 02:07:33.278 --> 02:07:34.905 lt's really fun, Banta. 2014 02:07:35.140 --> 02:07:37.744 Buckingham Palace. Buckingham Palace. 2015 02:07:37.850 --> 02:07:39.784 Banta, be silent. - Okay. 2016 02:07:39.885 --> 02:07:43.820 Uckingham Palace. Uckingham Palace. 2017 02:07:44.390 --> 02:07:45.857 Come on, get it out. 2018 02:07:48.560 --> 02:07:50.357 Santa. - Banta. 2019 02:07:50.896 --> 02:07:52.124 Don't touch that. 2020 02:07:52.231 --> 02:07:53.892 That's the wrong cylinder. 2021 02:07:53.999 --> 02:07:56.194 How can l pick it up without touching it? 2022 02:07:57.369 --> 02:07:58.893 What a joke. What a joke. 2023 02:07:59.400 --> 02:08:02.201 Santa, we're here to put the coolant, not that one. 2024 02:08:03.342 --> 02:08:04.502 lf we open that here.. 2025 02:08:04.810 --> 02:08:06.107 ..people will go crazy with a fit of laughter 2026 02:08:06.211 --> 02:08:09.772 Why is that? - Because this contains laughing gas. 2027 02:08:09.982 --> 02:08:11.449 lt's called nitrous oxide. 2028 02:08:11.817 --> 02:08:14.115 We have to deliver it to the dentist, later. 2029 02:08:14.420 --> 02:08:16.911 They use during tooth extractions 2030 02:08:17.220 --> 02:08:20.219 And that's the tooth haha.. Truth.. 2031 02:08:20.826 --> 02:08:21.918 What are you doing? 2032 02:08:22.270 --> 02:08:23.255 What are you doing? 2033 02:08:23.362 --> 02:08:25.990 Bob, l want to speak the truth, and l will. - No, you won't. 2034 02:08:26.980 --> 02:08:29.363 l will. - Aarush. Listen to me. 2035 02:08:30.369 --> 02:08:31.961 Aarush you can explain after you get married. 2036 02:08:32.710 --> 02:08:34.232 l'm not going to lie anymore 2037 02:08:34.406 --> 02:08:38.433 Listen to me. - Enough. 2038 02:08:39.344 --> 02:08:40.572 Aarush, l'm telling you. 2039 02:08:52.240 --> 02:08:53.150 l want to tell the truth. 2040 02:08:53.325 --> 02:09:02.233 ''When you want to tell the truth and your ill-luck comes in between you.'' 2041 02:09:02.501 --> 02:09:07.290 ''How long can he run from bad luck?'' 2042 02:09:07.239 --> 02:09:11.335 ''Now we have to watch, what's next.'' 2043 02:09:11.443 --> 02:09:15.311 ''Jinx, such a jinx. 2044 02:09:16.810 --> 02:09:19.573 ''Not seen a man like him.'' 2045 02:09:19.885 --> 02:09:28.315 ''He's such a loser.'' 2046 02:09:47.312 --> 02:09:50.145 Her majesty, queen Elizabeth the 2nd. 2047 02:09:50.315 --> 02:09:51.612 Duke of Lancaster. 2048 02:09:51.917 --> 02:09:53.350 Duke of Normandy. 2049 02:09:53.452 --> 02:09:54.646 Defender of the faith. 2050 02:10:27.719 --> 02:10:29.914 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2051 02:10:30.656 --> 02:10:35.559 l would like to welcome the heroes of the moment. 2052 02:10:36.361 --> 02:10:39.159 Those various soldiers from around the world.. 2053 02:10:39.364 --> 02:10:41.332 ..who have given their services.. 2054 02:10:41.667 --> 02:10:46.263 ..and have put their life in danger to save the world.. 2055 02:10:46.371 --> 02:10:50.967 ..from the constant and immediate threats of terrorism. 2056 02:10:51.577 --> 02:10:54.102 l would also like to thank their families.. 2057 02:10:54.313 --> 02:10:57.976 ..for their constant and silent support. 2058 02:10:58.483 --> 02:11:03.546 May l now request her majesty to honour these heroes. 2059 02:11:11.496 --> 02:11:13.657 Santa, quickly fill the coolant. 2060 02:11:13.765 --> 02:11:15.562 The queen's party must have started. 2061 02:11:16.368 --> 02:11:19.337 Come on. Tighten it. 2062 02:11:29.810 --> 02:11:31.481 From lndia.. Major Krishna Rao. 2063 02:12:13.125 --> 02:12:15.250 What? - What happened? 2064 02:12:15.360 --> 02:12:16.691 Why are you laughing so much? 2065 02:12:17.663 --> 02:12:19.688 Seems like you thought of a very funny joke.. 2066 02:12:19.798 --> 02:12:21.629 ..and you aren't telling me about it. 2067 02:12:25.404 --> 02:12:27.201 lt must be such a funny joke. 2068 02:12:27.306 --> 02:12:30.571 l'm laughing so profusely before hearing it. 2069 02:12:31.743 --> 02:12:36.271 You scoundrel, rascal, you fool. 2070 02:12:36.548 --> 02:12:38.641 You put in the wrong cylinder. - ls it? 2071 02:12:39.284 --> 02:12:40.615 This is the laughing gas. 2072 02:12:43.488 --> 02:12:45.251 Stop it. 2073 02:12:51.129 --> 02:12:52.756 What now? 2074 02:12:53.598 --> 02:12:55.828 Banta, there's no use stopping now. 2075 02:12:56.134 --> 02:12:58.680 The cylinder's empty. 2076 02:12:58.870 --> 02:13:00.735 lf this is what's happening to us,.. 2077 02:13:00.839 --> 02:13:03.273 ..l'm afraid to think what must be happening upstairs. 2078 02:13:35.640 --> 02:13:37.403 Why are you laughing? 2079 02:13:37.676 --> 02:13:39.507 Why are you laughing? - l don't know. 2080 02:13:44.583 --> 02:13:45.641 Why are you laughing? 2081 02:13:45.751 --> 02:13:48.481 Everybody is laughing. Brother.. 2082 02:13:51.823 --> 02:13:52.881 Bye. 2083 02:13:53.358 --> 02:13:55.451 Come on. l also feel like dancing. 2084 02:13:55.560 --> 02:13:57.289 Come on, darling. 2085 02:14:07.339 --> 02:14:08.397 Queen. Queen. 2086 02:14:08.507 --> 02:14:12.409 Why are we all laughing? - l don't know. 2087 02:14:15.580 --> 02:14:16.706 You don't know. 2088 02:14:16.815 --> 02:14:18.612 Your Victoria Terminus is now our. 2089 02:14:18.717 --> 02:14:20.582 Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj station. 2090 02:14:20.685 --> 02:14:21.777 Hail Maharashtra! 2091 02:14:21.887 --> 02:14:24.617 Hail Maharashtra! 2092 02:14:28.560 --> 02:14:29.686 Brother. 2093 02:14:30.295 --> 02:14:31.387 Brother. 2094 02:14:31.563 --> 02:14:32.894 Aarush. - Aarush. 2095 02:14:34.666 --> 02:14:36.293 How do you know my son-in-law? 2096 02:14:37.569 --> 02:14:39.298 He's the husband of my daughter. 2097 02:14:40.439 --> 02:14:41.633 Your daughter? 2098 02:14:42.474 --> 02:14:43.873 Yes, my daughter. 2099 02:14:47.312 --> 02:14:48.404 Come on. 2100 02:14:50.816 --> 02:14:51.874 Brother. 2101 02:14:51.983 --> 02:14:55.248 Brother. l want to tell you the truth. 2102 02:14:55.520 --> 02:14:57.784 Aarush. - Puja. 2103 02:15:03.328 --> 02:15:04.920 You bloody liar. 2104 02:15:06.431 --> 02:15:09.798 You didn't tell Sandy that Puja is your ex-girlfriend. 2105 02:15:12.300 --> 02:15:14.494 What else are you hiding Aarush? 2106 02:15:15.307 --> 02:15:17.832 You cheater. - No, no. 2107 02:15:17.943 --> 02:15:20.309 How dare you talk to my son-in-law like that? 2108 02:15:22.280 --> 02:15:24.544 l'm not your son-in-law. 2109 02:15:24.883 --> 02:15:26.646 l'm not your son-in-law. 2110 02:15:26.852 --> 02:15:29.412 We're divorced. - What? 2111 02:15:29.521 --> 02:15:32.581 You're laughing and telling me such a serious thing? 2112 02:15:33.325 --> 02:15:36.590 So, you're also a divorcee? - Yes. 2113 02:15:36.928 --> 02:15:39.226 What are you saying? 2114 02:15:39.431 --> 02:15:41.262 He's my son-in-law. 2115 02:15:41.366 --> 02:15:42.890 How can he be your son-in-law? 2116 02:15:43.100 --> 02:15:44.593 He's your son. 2117 02:15:48.340 --> 02:15:52.242 l'm his daughter and he's not my husband. 2118 02:15:52.944 --> 02:15:54.468 Come here, scoundrel. 2119 02:15:54.746 --> 02:15:58.910 Tell me, how many wives do you have? 2120 02:15:59.351 --> 02:16:01.376 l'll tell you, l'll tell you. 2121 02:16:03.388 --> 02:16:05.720 My wife is my wife. 2122 02:16:08.860 --> 02:16:11.624 Bob's wife is my wife. 2123 02:16:14.866 --> 02:16:17.426 Thankfully, you're not married to me. 2124 02:16:17.536 --> 02:16:20.528 Or else your wife would've been my wife as well. 2125 02:16:23.375 --> 02:16:25.536 lf l didn't have so many wives.. 2126 02:16:25.810 --> 02:16:29.610 ..l would've married your sister long back. 2127 02:16:32.651 --> 02:16:34.278 All that's fine. 2128 02:16:34.452 --> 02:16:37.615 But who is Bob's wife? 2129 02:16:37.956 --> 02:16:40.288 l'm Bob's wife. 2130 02:16:41.693 --> 02:16:42.921 That's terrible. 2131 02:16:43.280 --> 02:16:45.963 That's terrible. 2132 02:16:47.899 --> 02:16:54.498 Who is Bob? - Papa, l'm Bob. 2133 02:16:56.942 --> 02:16:58.341 He's Bob.. 2134 02:16:58.443 --> 02:16:59.501 That's terrible. 2135 02:16:59.611 --> 02:17:02.512 l have two sons-in-law. 2136 02:17:02.714 --> 02:17:05.800 And both are homos. 2137 02:17:05.917 --> 02:17:10.581 Oh, you're gay as well. - l'm not gay. 2138 02:17:10.689 --> 02:17:12.540 l'm not gay. 2139 02:17:12.357 --> 02:17:14.520 Quiet. Quiet. 2140 02:17:14.359 --> 02:17:16.884 You're a homo as well. 2141 02:17:24.402 --> 02:17:26.962 l forgot about the main valve. - Main valve? 2142 02:17:27.505 --> 02:17:30.300 lf l close the main valve the inlet will be locked. 2143 02:17:30.141 --> 02:17:32.837 Close it quickly, Banta, do it. 2144 02:17:33.945 --> 02:17:35.469 Silence! 2145 02:17:36.648 --> 02:17:37.842 Silence! 2146 02:17:39.551 --> 02:17:42.384 l want to say something! 2147 02:17:46.570 --> 02:17:47.354 Brother. 2148 02:17:48.593 --> 02:17:54.725 When l tried to propose to Puja, you hit me. l fell. 2149 02:17:59.604 --> 02:18:04.371 When l tried to get married, l got divorced. Got divorced. 2150 02:18:04.843 --> 02:18:06.710 Cheers! 2151 02:18:08.130 --> 02:18:10.675 l tried to commit suicide, Sandy saved me.. 2152 02:18:11.182 --> 02:18:14.117 l got a new life. 2153 02:18:18.123 --> 02:18:20.921 And today.. when l came here to tell you the truth.. 2154 02:18:21.426 --> 02:18:24.953 ..my secret was revealed before l could reveal it. 2155 02:18:29.734 --> 02:18:32.862 And now.. now, look l'm so unfortunate. 2156 02:18:33.772 --> 02:18:36.935 l want to express my sorrow. 2157 02:18:37.842 --> 02:18:40.777 But l'm laughing away. 2158 02:18:57.162 --> 02:19:00.825 Fate has always given me bad luck. 2159 02:19:05.904 --> 02:19:08.990 l'm just a bad omen. 2160 02:19:11.209 --> 02:19:14.838 l never had any luck since childhood. 2161 02:19:20.218 --> 02:19:25.155 l am a jinx. 2162 02:19:26.257 --> 02:19:30.557 Just a loser. Just a loser. 2163 02:19:53.818 --> 02:19:56.252 l could've lied and married you. 2164 02:19:57.689 --> 02:20:02.217 But l'd rather tell the truth and lose you. 2165 02:20:04.996 --> 02:20:06.520 Any home which is based on lies 2166 02:20:06.631 --> 02:20:07.996 ..is not a home 2167 02:20:10.568 --> 02:20:12.502 Even though you mean the world to me. 2168 02:20:12.737 --> 02:20:14.680 And you know it. 2169 02:20:19.911 --> 02:20:26.646 Sir. l'm a bad omen, but not a liar. 2170 02:20:30.210 --> 02:20:31.283 l'm sorry, sir. 2171 02:20:32.957 --> 02:20:34.117 l'm sorry. 2172 02:20:37.195 --> 02:20:39.288 Brother, you're both looking very nice. 2173 02:20:39.664 --> 02:20:40.892 Nice, happy family. 2174 02:20:42.233 --> 02:20:45.862 Will you protect me.. 2175 02:20:46.905 --> 02:20:50.680 ..just like my brother did for so many years? - Yes. 2176 02:20:51.876 --> 02:20:53.571 l misunderstood you. 2177 02:20:54.312 --> 02:20:55.711 l'm really sorry. 2178 02:21:11.329 --> 02:21:13.820 You just said that you don't lie. 2179 02:21:15.660 --> 02:21:17.330 But you lied again while leaving. 2180 02:21:19.771 --> 02:21:22.763 Yes, it's a lie that you're a jinxed 2181 02:21:23.975 --> 02:21:29.311 Because any man Sandy loves can not be jinxed 2182 02:21:31.850 --> 02:21:33.780 You two aren't getting engaged tomorrow.. 2183 02:21:34.118 --> 02:21:35.312 ..you two are getting married. 2184 02:21:36.621 --> 02:21:37.781 l've got my eyes on you. 2185 02:21:51.336 --> 02:21:59.869 ''When someone finds true love..'' 2186 02:22:00.211 --> 02:22:05.171 Papa, l don't have any left right problem. - ls it? - Yes. 2187 02:22:06.818 --> 02:22:09.685 l have right left problem. 2188 02:22:09.787 --> 02:22:12.312 ''..bad luck and jinx vanishes.'' 2189 02:22:12.423 --> 02:22:15.688 Dear, it was my fault that l didn't like Benny. 2190 02:22:15.793 --> 02:22:16.885 ''The house is full of happiness.'' 2191 02:22:16.995 --> 02:22:18.326 You won and l lost. 2192 02:22:18.429 --> 02:22:22.866 ''There won't be any bad luck, any longer.'' 2193 02:22:23.134 --> 02:22:26.797 ''lt's true.'' 2194 02:22:26.905 --> 02:22:29.660 ''He's not a loser.'' 2195 02:22:29.173 --> 02:22:31.664 ''No, not a loser.'' 2196 02:22:32.430 --> 02:22:35.843 ''He's such a winner.'' 2197 02:22:36.347 --> 02:22:38.281 ''He's not a loser.'' 2198 02:22:38.383 --> 02:22:40.647 ''No more a loser.'' 2199 02:22:41.219 --> 02:22:45.383 ''He's such a winner.'' 2200 02:22:55.166 --> 02:22:56.292 Cut. 2201 02:22:58.970 --> 02:23:00.870 Cut. 2202 02:23:04.709 --> 02:23:08.975 ''Friday the 13th is a bad omen.'' 2203 02:23:09.213 --> 02:23:14.378 ''He's jinxed, that's his fate.'' - Thank you. 2204 02:23:24.362 --> 02:23:30.620 Will you get such a husband who'll.. - Cut. 2205 02:23:34.238 --> 02:23:42.907 ''But it's no match for his birthday.'' 2206 02:23:43.140 --> 02:23:47.451 ''He's such bad-luck.'' 2207 02:23:47.919 --> 02:23:51.446 ''You'd never have come across a loser like him.'' 2208 02:23:51.756 --> 02:23:56.193 ''No more a loser.'' 2209 02:23:56.794 --> 02:24:00.423 ''Everybody is a winner.'' 2210 02:24:00.832 --> 02:24:03.130 Welcome to.. 2211 02:24:03.534 --> 02:24:07.265 Welcome. Mama mia. 2212 02:24:08.473 --> 02:24:11.306 Happy birthday Sajid! 2213 02:24:19.517 --> 02:24:21.109 Drinks for everybody. 2214 02:24:21.219 --> 02:24:23.380 Cheers! 2215 02:24:28.960 --> 02:24:32.157 ''He's a winner.'' 155221