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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:45,810 Hello. 2 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:50,133 - Do you mind? - No, no, I'm just touching up. 3 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:59,050 - Russian Red? - Excuse me? 4 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:02,173 The color, I like it very much. 5 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:05,420 Uhm, it's just... uh. 6 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:07,695 May I? 7 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:15,130 Now... you're perfect. 8 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:24,578 - What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing? 9 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,499 I know how you feel. 10 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,293 Wait. Thank you. 11 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,534 We must be stronger. 12 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:43,020 Come on. 13 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:45,860 You know he wouldn't have liked us, seeing sad. 14 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:49,291 It's true, you know the photos, he was always smiling and.... 15 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,455 Hi honey. 16 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,500 I thought you weren't coming. 17 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:57,089 Yeah, well the thing with that guy... I got out of control, 18 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:58,853 but at the end resolved it. 19 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,898 Where were you? 20 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:05,058 I was uh... How is your aunt? 21 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,409 She'll get over it, she's a strong woman. 22 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,531 It's always the good die young... 23 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:12,254 just in his prime, 24 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,213 when he was going try beating the world record 25 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,616 diving with a cancer.... 26 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,499 But, how old was he? 27 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,698 - 94. - What? 28 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:23,900 Claire. 29 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:26,330 Hey sweety... how are you? 30 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,373 This is not Thomas McKeany, the world diving champion? 31 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:30,695 Oh, no man, sorry. 32 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:33,574 - I missed you. - Me to. You look great. 33 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:34,820 You to. 34 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:37,818 In�s, come here. 35 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:39,809 This is my cousin. 36 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,057 Claire, this is my girlfriend. 37 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:43,580 Your girlfriend? 38 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:46,691 You know each other? 39 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,573 Hi, this is Edward Woods. 40 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:51,659 I didn't suppose to be here because I made a mistake about a death man. 41 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:54,220 - How... do you know each other? - Actually we didn't but... 42 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:56,729 Is anyone supposed to say any words or...? 43 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,700 Yeah me, me... I will say a few words, yeah. 44 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:00,653 May I have you attention please. 45 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:02,732 Hi, hallo? 46 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:05,179 I never met uncle Arthur, 47 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:08,259 but it's clear that he was a very... 48 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:11,452 a very healthy person... until now I mean... 49 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:14,335 Being 94, 50 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:17,130 wow... why didn't he break a hip. 51 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,536 Because his real problem was the hearing. 52 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:23,656 That's why he didn't hear the horn of the truck that was... 53 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,849 - Heavenly Father... - Who art in heaven, 54 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,733 hallowed be Thy Name... 55 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:33,250 - Where the fuck is that bitch? 56 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:36,540 - Aha! - What... can't be. 57 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,134 You thought I wouldn't find you. 58 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,139 Who is this lady? 59 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:43,895 Well... I have no idea. 60 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,295 No idea? 61 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:49,695 What about Th 10.000 dollars I lent you to publish your shitty erotic novel. 62 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,857 No idea about that? 63 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:53,853 - Well... - You've been writing again? 64 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:55,020 Yes, writing... 65 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:57,894 Well, I haven't reasoned anything yet, but I might have an idea 66 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:01,976 - Why didn't you tell me anything? - I don't know... 67 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:05,413 - Who is that woman? - She's my girlfriend. 68 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:07,452 Who are you? 69 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:10,129 Your girlfriend has been fucking me and 70 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:13,332 probably half the state. - What? 71 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:15,178 You fucked that slut? 72 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,656 And me to, earlier in the bathroom. 73 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:18,860 What? 74 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:20,812 I want my money... and I want it now! 75 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,455 OK, OK, can I pay you little by little? 76 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:25,380 - Are you fucking kidding? - Common, baby... 77 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,700 Bitch! 78 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:28,700 Drop the gun! 79 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:31,491 OK... calm down everybody... OK? 80 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:34,461 Put your guns down and we can talk about it... we can talk about this. 81 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:37,209 Bullshit! She deserves it. 82 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:39,849 What? 83 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:43,735 Common, show some respect for the soul of this poor guy. 84 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:44,940 Bitch!!! 85 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,970 - I shouldn't be here. - No. 86 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:01,616 You belong in Guantanamo Bay. 87 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:05,015 I understand that you're mad, OK, 88 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:07,052 but we can fix things. 89 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,776 I will never forgive you. 90 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:12,933 Nor will my 500 friends in the NRA. 91 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,017 OK Kirsten, listen to me. 92 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:17,933 You're beautiful, you're gorgeous... I mean, 93 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,098 I'm sure you will find someone. 94 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,649 I love you. 95 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:29,256 I just went through a divorce, I won't go through another one. 96 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:31,380 I thought we would gonna have a family together. 97 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:34,776 Oh God! This is America. Who does that? 98 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,415 Republicans. 99 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:37,895 Jesus! 100 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:41,100 Becky! Thank God, you gonna give me... 101 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,654 ...Just to save you a trip home to pick up your stuff! 102 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:47,420 What? We can talk about this, common! 103 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,810 - She's mine. - She's all yours. 104 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:53,729 Perfect. She might be a lying slut but I love her. 105 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,937 - You shut up! - Fuck you! 106 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:57,340 Becky, I love you. 107 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:01,016 I'm gonna keep you locked up as long as the law allows me to. 108 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:05,096 I want my handgun, it's my right... 109 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,018 ...as an American and a woman. 110 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,140 At least change my cell. 111 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:12,573 You not even going to say...'don't go'? 112 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:13,850 Don't go. 113 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,973 You'll never be capable of loving anyone! 114 00:07:26,725 --> 00:07:28,725 In�s! What are you doing? 115 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:31,975 - She's going! - Come back! 116 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,964 Girl, it's your wedding day. I want all the details. 117 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,326 - Stop it. - Well, OK. 118 00:07:50,096 --> 00:07:53,576 I was so looking forward to this, I can't take it anymore. 119 00:07:54,896 --> 00:07:57,656 - Let's run away. - This is not a good time. 120 00:07:57,856 --> 00:07:58,896 How come? 121 00:07:59,016 --> 00:08:00,256 Hey... 122 00:08:00,577 --> 00:08:03,055 I know someone who wouldn't be pleased. 123 00:08:04,297 --> 00:08:06,815 Here you are! All of you! 124 00:08:06,976 --> 00:08:09,056 Come on, they're waiting for us outside. 125 00:08:11,096 --> 00:08:14,816 And you can erase that. Right now. 126 00:08:16,256 --> 00:08:19,377 I'm so nervous. It's my first gay wedding. 127 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:22,256 Plus it's the wedding of my best friends. Let's go. 128 00:08:23,896 --> 00:08:25,376 Smile for the camera. 129 00:08:25,577 --> 00:08:27,736 - Hi. - I'm so nervous... 130 00:08:27,897 --> 00:08:30,056 Lola said she was going to get married first. 131 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,897 These things happen, right? 132 00:08:32,216 --> 00:08:33,536 - Where are the rings? - What? 133 00:08:33,696 --> 00:08:35,656 - Who's got the rings? - I don't know. 134 00:08:36,177 --> 00:08:38,058 You didn't leave the rings at home? 135 00:08:38,177 --> 00:08:39,896 No, they're in my bag. 136 00:08:40,056 --> 00:08:41,857 What a relief. 137 00:08:41,976 --> 00:08:43,937 Relax, it'll all be fine. 138 00:08:44,096 --> 00:08:46,137 - Pour me some wine. - Lola, stop drinking. 139 00:08:46,257 --> 00:08:47,895 Go on, it's Ver�nica's wedding. 140 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,936 Aren't you a bit over the top? 141 00:08:51,177 --> 00:08:53,337 - It's your wedding. - Exactly. 142 00:08:53,536 --> 00:08:54,817 Girl... 143 00:08:54,938 --> 00:08:56,537 Vero... 144 00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:59,576 I need to ask you... I checked the numbers... 145 00:08:59,737 --> 00:09:01,857 Not now, we're being taped. 146 00:09:02,738 --> 00:09:04,538 - What numbers? - Nothing, work stuff. 147 00:09:04,737 --> 00:09:07,096 - Let's toast... - A toast! 148 00:09:07,216 --> 00:09:09,617 Before I go to the registry office. 149 00:09:09,738 --> 00:09:10,738 A little more. 150 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:13,618 Give me the camera, you always make me look jowly. 151 00:09:13,817 --> 00:09:15,457 - You're so over the top. - Give it to me. 152 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:18,937 This video will make your panties drop. 153 00:09:19,097 --> 00:09:20,897 They're so gorgeous. 154 00:09:21,057 --> 00:09:23,457 - Sure about what? - About what you're doing. 155 00:09:24,337 --> 00:09:26,136 Doing what? 156 00:09:26,297 --> 00:09:28,056 I can't drink, I have to pick up my mom. 157 00:09:28,217 --> 00:09:30,897 - Just for one day. - No... 158 00:09:31,097 --> 00:09:33,817 What are you dressed up as, as Christmas tree? 159 00:09:33,937 --> 00:09:35,937 No, as a heterosexual. 160 00:09:36,057 --> 00:09:38,497 Heteros wear lots of accessories. 161 00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:41,297 Every time I sleep with one, my bed's full of earrings. 162 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,378 - That's true. - It's my cover. 163 00:09:43,578 --> 00:09:45,975 - Lolo. - God damn it! 164 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,736 'Linda'! - 'Linda'. I can't get used to it. 165 00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:50,898 - Get used to it! - The next one... 166 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,177 will be ours. 167 00:09:52,297 --> 00:09:53,657 - You look pretty. - Lovely. 168 00:09:53,898 --> 00:09:55,257 You make such a nice couple. 169 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:58,538 Come on, we'll be late for the registry office. 170 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,138 - Let's go! - Come on, let's go. 171 00:10:00,258 --> 00:10:02,139 - Where's In�s? - I don't know. 172 00:10:02,298 --> 00:10:04,896 In�s? Has anyone seen In�s? 173 00:10:05,057 --> 00:10:08,497 - Has she gone to the bathroom? - She's leaving! 174 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:11,179 - Candela, where did you get that? - Damn! 175 00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:12,618 - Sorry. - Come back! 176 00:10:13,058 --> 00:10:15,137 The 'non-wedding' video. Where'd this come from? 177 00:10:15,258 --> 00:10:16,858 Mom, why do you never talk about In�s? 178 00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:20,898 In�s is evil, your mom had to get rid of her. 179 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:23,857 Or rather, she left you standing at the altar. 180 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:27,218 - But she was my mother too, right? - I'm your only mother. 181 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,979 What a nerve! We're all your mothers. 182 00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:32,937 Sof�a, Lola, Linda and I all help pay for her support. 183 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:35,698 - It's a helping hand. - Yes, all 200 Euros of it. 184 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,899 I don't like money talk in front of my girl. 185 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:39,338 But you like getting it. 186 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,177 - Mom, I got a stain on me. - Let me see... 187 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,459 Oh, my girl, my love! 188 00:10:45,617 --> 00:10:47,898 She has her period! My girl's a woman! 189 00:10:48,058 --> 00:10:51,099 Her period? At 10? Isn't it a bit early? 190 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,418 It's never too early or too late to be a woman. 191 00:10:53,658 --> 00:10:55,377 I've been ready for this since she was born. 192 00:10:55,378 --> 00:10:58,459 - What are we going to do? - Have a 'period party'. 193 00:10:58,619 --> 00:11:00,338 Mom, I don't want anyone to know. 194 00:11:00,537 --> 00:11:03,738 Yes, you do. This weekend will be the first 'period party'. 195 00:11:03,899 --> 00:11:05,138 That sounds awful. 196 00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:08,218 At least call it something more poetic. 197 00:11:09,098 --> 00:11:11,459 'The fertile ovary of the Red River'. 198 00:11:11,619 --> 00:11:14,899 - Mom! - 'The poppy party'. How's that? 199 00:11:17,339 --> 00:11:20,898 It was such a romantic date, like in the movies. 200 00:11:21,019 --> 00:11:22,859 We met in a bar. 201 00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:28,858 There was karaoke, 202 00:11:29,017 --> 00:11:30,179 a kebab... 203 00:11:30,299 --> 00:11:33,259 I told you the 'rescue' worked. 204 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:37,738 Just because all your relationships fail doesn't mean you'll always be alone. 205 00:11:38,338 --> 00:11:40,138 She was just so... 206 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:42,739 so receptive. 207 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,300 Go on, open your mouth. 208 00:11:44,499 --> 00:11:47,139 I don't think what I put in her drink had anything to do with it. 209 00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:51,138 You don't need to drug women for them to like you. 210 00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:54,300 When you least expect it, a special person will come along. 211 00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:57,218 You just have to visualize it. 212 00:11:57,419 --> 00:11:58,618 That's all. 213 00:11:58,738 --> 00:12:01,659 I will. How about we go out for a caipirinha? 214 00:12:02,259 --> 00:12:03,579 - Gustavo... - Or a beer. 215 00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:04,939 - Don't start. - A coffee. 216 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,579 You're my patient, some lines we can't cross. 217 00:12:07,699 --> 00:12:10,619 OK, that's it! Therapy's over. 218 00:12:10,739 --> 00:12:12,900 I'm cured! 219 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,858 Excuse me. 220 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:21,939 Ver�nica, I told you not to call here, you disturb the energy. 221 00:12:22,099 --> 00:12:23,139 Then don't answer. 222 00:12:23,299 --> 00:12:26,340 I have to tell you something trivial. 223 00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:30,180 - Can't we talk at home? - Javier might come to the party. 224 00:12:30,339 --> 00:12:32,940 - What? - I ran into him in the street 225 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:35,460 - and Candela invited him. - Then I'm not going! 226 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,980 No way! We're not celebrating Candela being a woman without you. 227 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,900 - Gee, Ver�nica... - Look... 228 00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:44,299 if you're still not over him, I'll tell him not to come. 229 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:48,099 - Of course I'm over him. - Don't lie, Lola. 230 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:50,979 It's time for you to move on, to meet someone. 231 00:12:51,579 --> 00:12:53,420 I could've met someone. 232 00:12:53,578 --> 00:12:56,020 You hooked up? When? 233 00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,140 Who is it? 234 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:00,900 What are you doing tomorrow? 235 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,900 I'm moving again 236 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,818 because problems always overwhelm me. 237 00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:14,100 Naturally, I go back to the city, 238 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:18,060 to the people I care about, 239 00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:20,701 to where you are. 240 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,980 I'm so crazy, 241 00:13:23,259 --> 00:13:25,700 I'll try again... 242 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,540 maybe. 243 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,495 Follow that taxi. 244 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,500 What? 245 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,222 - Rai! - Balloons! 246 00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:41,700 I'm sick of cheap crap! 247 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,180 Marta, tell her to leave the balloons alone or get out. 248 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,501 - She burst them by accident. - Seven times? 249 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,901 I was thinking... 250 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,620 I'm not going back to the village. 251 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,741 You have lots of rooms here. 252 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,900 But Mom, you can't stay here. What about Dad? 253 00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:58,460 Your father? 254 00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:00,940 If he's got smokes he won't notice I'm gone. 255 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,580 Believe me. 256 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,460 You have to help me get my mom out of here. 257 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,420 I can't get onto Rai like this. 258 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:11,660 It's about time your mother found out you're a lesbian. 259 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:15,220 Today, I'll tell her today. I swear. 260 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:17,581 Since when can you make a barbecue? 261 00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:19,340 Me? Since forever. 262 00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:22,860 It just never occurred to me. But I've got it under control. 263 00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:26,542 He's going through a real hetero phase. 264 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,940 It's true. You're doing an online DIY course! 265 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,380 - It's true, honey. - Hey, girl! 266 00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:36,301 Candela! 267 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,101 I love it, you both look divine in braids, just lovely. 268 00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:43,501 Auntie Linda, do you have boobs and a willy now? 269 00:14:43,662 --> 00:14:45,861 Breasts and a penis, breasts and a penis. 270 00:14:45,981 --> 00:14:47,662 Yes, dear, I've got it all, 271 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,301 but 'Lolo' only has a month left. 272 00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:52,901 Gee, you gave it a name! 273 00:14:53,061 --> 00:14:54,061 How about that! 274 00:14:55,142 --> 00:14:56,142 You did it! 275 00:14:56,701 --> 00:14:57,942 Are you nervous? 276 00:14:58,902 --> 00:15:01,622 Cool, huh? We'll be performing together. 277 00:15:01,941 --> 00:15:03,621 I mean, you and me, alone. 278 00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:07,621 I mean, outside the Fine Arts group. 279 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,661 - Do you want something? - For you to get off me! 280 00:15:10,302 --> 00:15:12,702 - You're on my foot. - Sorry. 281 00:15:13,901 --> 00:15:16,021 God damn it! 282 00:15:16,142 --> 00:15:17,942 Only you would think of a 'period party'. 283 00:15:18,102 --> 00:15:20,501 It's normal in tribal cultures. 284 00:15:20,661 --> 00:15:24,181 But here you're not allowed to notice or smell a period. 285 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,822 That's Western society for you. 286 00:15:25,982 --> 00:15:28,902 You could be a bit more Western and get a decent WiFi. 287 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,542 There's no signal anywhere. 288 00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:34,261 What? There always is in the Japanese plum tree. 289 00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:36,021 That's a cherry tree. 290 00:15:37,381 --> 00:15:38,942 - No, no, no! - Yes. 291 00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:40,702 You don't need to touch me. 292 00:15:40,902 --> 00:15:43,581 Just visualize that you're with me, therapeutically. 293 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:45,141 I want to add some realism. 294 00:15:45,302 --> 00:15:47,702 Shall we get some wine and talk it over? 295 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:51,142 No, this is 'dry' party: Tomato or apple juice, or mint tea. 296 00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:53,422 - Can't we make an exception? - Not today. 297 00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:56,982 Mom, I'm a woman now. I don't care if there's wine. 298 00:15:57,142 --> 00:15:59,103 You want people vomiting, out of control 299 00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:02,061 and jumping on strangers, their eyes all bloodshot? 300 00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:04,222 - Sounds great. - It's tomato juice. 301 00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:16,982 - Is your ex coming? - I guess, it's her house too. 302 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,143 I'm so nervous. 303 00:16:23,981 --> 00:16:25,143 - Javier. - What? 304 00:16:25,263 --> 00:16:26,263 I can't get out. 305 00:16:26,422 --> 00:16:27,902 I'll help you. 306 00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:35,462 Who else will be there? 307 00:16:35,582 --> 00:16:37,143 All the girls, I guess. 308 00:16:38,543 --> 00:16:39,221 Whoah! 309 00:16:39,422 --> 00:16:40,582 You're...? She's...? 310 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:42,303 Pregnant? 311 00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:43,503 That's great, Javier. 312 00:16:43,663 --> 00:16:44,504 Congratulations. 313 00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:45,662 Thanks. 314 00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:47,903 - I thought you weren't coming. - Me too. 315 00:16:48,023 --> 00:16:50,622 Why wouldn't we? You invited us! 316 00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,863 I so wanted to meet Javier's friends. 317 00:16:54,063 --> 00:16:56,223 - Ver�nica. - Blanca. Nice to meet you. 318 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,702 - What's wrong? - She does it a lot lately. 319 00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:02,222 I need your bathroom urgently. 320 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:05,223 Relax, I almost got a catheter tube put in. 321 00:17:05,423 --> 00:17:07,342 - Down the end on the left. - Thanks. 322 00:17:08,343 --> 00:17:10,263 - What's this? - Wine. 323 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,143 Confiscated. And shut the door. 324 00:17:14,303 --> 00:17:17,622 Lola, you'll laugh when I tell you that Javier... 325 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:19,904 Hi, Lola. 326 00:17:20,303 --> 00:17:22,623 Javier. Did you come alone? 327 00:17:23,423 --> 00:17:25,664 I'm Gustavo, Lola's boyfriend. 328 00:17:26,623 --> 00:17:30,143 - It hasn't been long. - Hi there. Congratulations. 329 00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:31,703 I almost peed myself. 330 00:17:31,982 --> 00:17:35,103 It's been 15 minutes since the last gas station. 331 00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:37,823 It's incredible that this is still in Madrid. 332 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,304 You're Lola. 333 00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:43,744 I feel like I know you! 334 00:17:43,904 --> 00:17:45,824 I checked you out on Facebook. 335 00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:48,663 Sure. And you're... Blanca, right? 336 00:17:48,863 --> 00:17:50,984 And I'm Ver�nica. That's it for the name game! 337 00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:53,344 Everyone in the garden, let's go. 338 00:18:02,984 --> 00:18:03,984 In�s? 339 00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:05,582 In�s! 340 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,224 - I'm Alberto, from 4B. - I don't recognize you. 341 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,024 Sure, that's because I used to be fat. 342 00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:13,583 That must be it. 343 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,300 Fuck! 344 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,904 I'm sorry! Really, I'm so sorry! 345 00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:22,063 I thought taxi driving was going to be easier, 346 00:18:22,224 --> 00:18:24,904 after being an accounts executive at Price. - Oh, shut up! 347 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,064 We used to party so hard...! 348 00:18:27,184 --> 00:18:29,184 Sure, great times, eh? 349 00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,224 I'm not so wild now, I'm more mature. 350 00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:33,463 - Alberto, get up here! - I'll be right up, Mom! 351 00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:35,544 I just ran into my best friend! 352 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,744 Do you know if Lola still lives here? 353 00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:39,545 The door. 354 00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:41,184 The door! 355 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,584 She went to live with Ver�nica and Marta in the suburbs. 356 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,743 You know Ver�nica's obsession with her daughter. 357 00:18:46,744 --> 00:18:49,025 - Do you have the address? - Sure. 358 00:18:50,265 --> 00:18:51,505 Gaitanes, 130. 359 00:18:52,144 --> 00:18:52,984 Thanks, Antonio. 360 00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:54,264 - Taxi! - Alberto. 361 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:56,705 - The door! - The button's here somewhere. 362 00:18:56,905 --> 00:18:59,745 Just a second... Off... Auto... Here it is! 363 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,615 Follow that girl! 364 00:19:02,984 --> 00:19:06,825 Again? This is getting interesting. 365 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,344 - I can make a business plan, but starting this up... - Incredible. 366 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:12,065 takes ages. 367 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,491 Excuse me, where did that girl go? 368 00:19:16,745 --> 00:19:19,664 Gee, you're from that series. 369 00:19:19,864 --> 00:19:20,904 Coming! 370 00:19:21,024 --> 00:19:22,905 Don't tell me. 'Fame'? 371 00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:26,626 Hello there! I got it going! 372 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,185 What do you think? 373 00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:30,905 That's a... It's very nice. 374 00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:32,425 They look very original. 375 00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:33,665 Yes. 376 00:19:37,945 --> 00:19:39,305 What are you doing with that? 377 00:19:39,584 --> 00:19:41,945 It's left over from my last date. 378 00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:44,306 I mean, party. 379 00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:47,665 The little umbrella. 380 00:19:47,865 --> 00:19:50,625 You forgot the little umbrella. 381 00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:53,665 Thanks a lot. 382 00:19:57,224 --> 00:19:58,224 Come here. 383 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,345 Come on, I won't bite. 384 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,584 Weren't you taught not to drug women... 385 00:20:06,785 --> 00:20:09,305 - to get off with them? - No, man, I mean, girl... 386 00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:12,425 I mean, this is for me, 387 00:20:12,585 --> 00:20:13,907 to take the edge off. 388 00:20:14,545 --> 00:20:15,985 Are you sure? 389 00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:18,906 The eyes are the window to the soul. 390 00:20:19,984 --> 00:20:21,945 I've always had a lazy eye. 391 00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:32,307 All my friends are mothers and none of them 392 00:20:32,506 --> 00:20:34,026 have held a 'period party'. 393 00:20:34,187 --> 00:20:36,946 They do it from the Amazon to nomadic tribes. 394 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:39,185 You're obsessed with the Third World! 395 00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,105 Excuse me. 396 00:20:40,265 --> 00:20:42,746 - Ah, fruit juice! - It's not for you. 397 00:20:42,906 --> 00:20:43,627 Lola. 398 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:46,185 - Let's get some juice, honey. - Lola, look. 399 00:20:46,306 --> 00:20:47,985 I made you a delicious cocktail. 400 00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:50,666 - Drink it all down, eh? - Thanks. 401 00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:51,866 Bottoms up. 402 00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:58,786 How long have you been together? 403 00:20:58,906 --> 00:21:01,946 The main thing isn't how long but how it's going. 404 00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,026 It's obviously going great. 405 00:21:04,185 --> 00:21:05,546 Especially in bed. 406 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:09,186 Honey, drink up. Really, try it, try it. 407 00:21:09,306 --> 00:21:12,146 Honey, why don't you get the door? 408 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:15,625 - I don't live here. - Just go, eh? 409 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:18,985 Where did you get that? 410 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,626 It's all yours. 411 00:21:20,867 --> 00:21:21,867 Thanks. 412 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,546 - Thanks. - That's OK. 413 00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:28,066 I'm eating because... I'm feeling weak. 414 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,106 Yes, long trips tire you out. 415 00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:32,146 Especially unexpected ones. 416 00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:35,986 It's great that you and Javier rebuilt your lives and are happy. 417 00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:38,507 Yes. 418 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:39,666 Cigarette. 419 00:21:40,187 --> 00:21:42,506 1000 feet from Candela, and don't forget it! 420 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:44,426 Behind the tape! 421 00:21:44,587 --> 00:21:46,106 - Hungry? - Come with me. 422 00:21:48,987 --> 00:21:49,987 Hello. 423 00:21:51,987 --> 00:21:55,025 Wow, it looks like I'm crashing a party. 424 00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:58,627 It's not a welcome home party, is it? 425 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,187 In�s. 426 00:22:01,627 --> 00:22:04,467 - Marti... - You look lovely. It's been ages! 427 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,467 You're In�s? 428 00:22:08,347 --> 00:22:09,426 Candela... 429 00:22:10,627 --> 00:22:13,187 - You've sure grown since... - She was an embryo? 430 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,587 Vero, you look very pretty. 431 00:22:21,587 --> 00:22:22,668 Get over there. 432 00:22:24,867 --> 00:22:26,627 Bitch. 433 00:22:28,227 --> 00:22:29,227 Eat up. 434 00:22:29,506 --> 00:22:31,467 You got me pregnant and you left me! 435 00:22:32,547 --> 00:22:36,347 I've done some bad things, but I'd remember that! 436 00:22:36,548 --> 00:22:38,146 I didn't want to be a mother. 437 00:22:38,306 --> 00:22:41,348 - Who's that girl? - She's the ex-girlfriend... 438 00:22:41,547 --> 00:22:44,748 It's Ver�nica's long lost sister! 439 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:48,348 At last you can take away all your clothes! 440 00:22:49,787 --> 00:22:51,666 You kept them all this time? 441 00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:54,867 I couldn't be bothered packing them up for the homeless, 442 00:22:54,987 --> 00:22:58,268 or burning them in the garden or slicing them up! 443 00:22:58,387 --> 00:23:01,388 Ver�nica, let's calm down. 444 00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:03,347 Your toothbrush. 445 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,667 You left me alone, without a word! 446 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:08,788 - Your perfume. - No, no! 447 00:23:10,027 --> 00:23:11,547 What a shame, it broke. 448 00:23:11,668 --> 00:23:14,828 Look, you're absolutely right. Really, really, 449 00:23:14,987 --> 00:23:16,347 I did lots of bad things, 450 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:19,227 but I left you a note. Remember? 451 00:23:19,388 --> 00:23:20,668 - A note... - Yes. 452 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:22,788 A note. 453 00:23:27,467 --> 00:23:28,628 It was a Post-it! 454 00:23:30,028 --> 00:23:31,629 You had it laminated? 455 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:32,947 Of course. 456 00:23:33,907 --> 00:23:36,067 Ver�nica, I understand that you're mad. 457 00:23:36,188 --> 00:23:38,268 Ten years. Ten years and not a word! 458 00:23:38,468 --> 00:23:41,908 But I'm back, I'm back, and it's been a long time. 459 00:23:42,148 --> 00:23:45,307 What do you want? To get me back? 460 00:23:46,789 --> 00:23:49,468 I bet you've never stopped thinking about me. 461 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:52,109 About you and all the others, because... 462 00:23:52,269 --> 00:23:55,468 It's too late! Get out of my house and my life! In that order! 463 00:23:57,188 --> 00:24:00,589 OK, OK. I'll get my stuff and go. 464 00:24:00,828 --> 00:24:02,588 OK. You're going, right? 465 00:24:03,867 --> 00:24:04,867 Very nice! 466 00:24:05,429 --> 00:24:06,628 Then hurry up! 467 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,229 Lola. 468 00:24:27,309 --> 00:24:28,309 In�s! 469 00:24:29,629 --> 00:24:32,548 What are you doing here? When did you get back? 470 00:24:32,748 --> 00:24:34,268 I'm back. 471 00:24:35,029 --> 00:24:36,228 Actually... 472 00:24:37,070 --> 00:24:39,149 I thought about you a lot. 473 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:40,828 Yeah... 474 00:24:40,949 --> 00:24:44,829 I could tell by how often you called me these past 10 years. 475 00:24:45,669 --> 00:24:47,589 You know I'm better one-to-one. 476 00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:52,069 You've always had such a nerve. 477 00:24:52,389 --> 00:24:54,310 - Got a cigarette? - You started smoking? 478 00:24:54,508 --> 00:24:56,749 No, it was to break the ice. 479 00:24:57,870 --> 00:24:59,909 Stay there, I'll come down. 480 00:25:01,909 --> 00:25:03,949 - Do you know who my father is? - What? 481 00:25:04,068 --> 00:25:05,550 My father. Do you know or not? 482 00:25:05,789 --> 00:25:07,189 He was an anonymous donor. 483 00:25:07,789 --> 00:25:09,469 That's not true. 484 00:25:11,909 --> 00:25:15,429 'The patient's insemination was rejected by Social Security'. 485 00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:17,989 Damn! 486 00:25:18,988 --> 00:25:21,589 - It wasn't insemination. - Do you know who it was? 487 00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:23,429 No, only your mom knows. 488 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,309 I knew it, you're no use to me. 489 00:25:29,149 --> 00:25:31,988 Well, I can help you find out. 490 00:25:32,790 --> 00:25:33,829 Keep talking. 491 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,590 If you convince your mother to let me stay at your party, 492 00:25:36,788 --> 00:25:38,749 I'll help you find out who your father is. 493 00:25:38,909 --> 00:25:40,229 - My party? - Yes. 494 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:41,349 Friends? 495 00:25:41,549 --> 00:25:44,190 My mom says you should never mix friendship with business. 496 00:25:55,349 --> 00:25:56,750 I knew she'd be back. 497 00:25:56,909 --> 00:25:58,869 And she said she thought a lot about me. 498 00:25:59,828 --> 00:26:01,829 Maybe we should empty the pool. 499 00:26:01,949 --> 00:26:04,110 She might try to drown herself. 500 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,190 But I won't make it easy for her. 501 00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:06,990 Yeah, right. 502 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,870 Don't be silly, Ver�nica, In�s always wants something. 503 00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:12,310 She might pay you back that money. 504 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,310 Hold it. 505 00:26:15,189 --> 00:26:16,189 Hold it. 506 00:26:17,149 --> 00:26:19,871 Ernesto? Hold on, I have to climb a cherry tree. 507 00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:21,751 Lola, you missed it. 508 00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:24,189 In�s is back, she's here to get me back. 509 00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:26,990 She says she thought about me all the time. 510 00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:28,870 Is that what she said? 511 00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:32,590 How are you doing? Are you hot? Flushed? 512 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:35,910 Are your hands more sensitive? 513 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:38,031 Gus, I don't need this crap. 514 00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:40,110 Wine, I need wine. Prohibition is over! 515 00:26:40,271 --> 00:26:42,310 That's it, drink some wine. Drink up! 516 00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:46,151 This tablecloth's so smooth. Silky smooth. 517 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,911 Your hand too. 518 00:26:48,789 --> 00:26:50,551 It must be the Nivea. 519 00:26:50,670 --> 00:26:53,230 At home we even put Nivea on the scrubber, right Mom? 520 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,151 Lola. 521 00:26:55,311 --> 00:26:56,591 - Hello. - Hello. 522 00:26:56,790 --> 00:26:58,310 Long time no see. 523 00:26:58,511 --> 00:26:59,511 Very long. 524 00:27:00,631 --> 00:27:03,990 Wow, you look... gorgeous. 525 00:27:03,991 --> 00:27:05,470 You're just the same. 526 00:27:05,631 --> 00:27:08,551 Not exactly the same. I haven't blossomed like you. 527 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:13,511 One question, do you still have a boyfriend? 528 00:27:13,670 --> 00:27:15,431 Of course. Did you think 529 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,751 we've been waiting 10 years for you to come back? 530 00:27:17,911 --> 00:27:20,910 No, not 10 years, but maybe a couple. 531 00:27:22,991 --> 00:27:25,591 What a shame. You'll never know. 532 00:27:25,991 --> 00:27:28,671 - We don't fit in here. - Shall we say goodbye? 533 00:27:28,672 --> 00:27:30,950 Just walk away and don't look back. 534 00:27:33,191 --> 00:27:34,992 Javier, Blanca... 535 00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:37,111 You're not leaving? 536 00:27:37,271 --> 00:27:38,271 - No. - Yes. 537 00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:41,551 They're so hetero, aren't they? 538 00:27:41,671 --> 00:27:42,991 No one's leaving here. 539 00:27:43,151 --> 00:27:45,992 It's Candela's day and we're having fun. Everyone. 540 00:27:46,152 --> 00:27:48,989 - Fran, bring the chicken. - What with your Greek tragedy, 541 00:27:48,990 --> 00:27:50,751 the grill's not hot. 542 00:27:50,911 --> 00:27:52,511 I can cut some ham if you like. 543 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,832 I love smoked ham. Shall I go with you? 544 00:27:55,111 --> 00:27:56,551 Yeah, come along. 545 00:27:56,793 --> 00:27:57,793 Mmm, ham! 546 00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:00,951 - You can't, honey. - Can In�s stay at my party? 547 00:28:01,111 --> 00:28:01,991 Please. 548 00:28:02,111 --> 00:28:04,752 Why are you here? To drive Ver�nica crazy again? 549 00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:08,191 What if I said I felt like seeing you? 550 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,551 I'd say you don't belong here. 551 00:28:10,670 --> 00:28:12,671 We've all moved on except for you. 552 00:28:12,911 --> 00:28:14,952 Is that as a friend or 'alternative therapist'? 553 00:28:15,272 --> 00:28:16,350 Neither. 554 00:28:16,551 --> 00:28:18,671 I spoke to my daughter and you can stay for the party. 555 00:28:18,872 --> 00:28:21,991 Do you really believe what this con artist told you? 556 00:28:22,151 --> 00:28:24,272 I'm doing this for Candela. 557 00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:26,471 - Gee, Ver�nica, thanks... - I said you could stay, 558 00:28:26,631 --> 00:28:28,392 - not that you could talk to me. - You idiot! 559 00:28:31,952 --> 00:28:33,112 Damn! 560 00:28:33,232 --> 00:28:36,271 I don't get it, I had it hanging right here. 561 00:28:36,792 --> 00:28:39,471 I don't get it either, the magic dust never fails. 562 00:28:39,632 --> 00:28:41,432 - Want some help? There! - The ham? 563 00:28:41,592 --> 00:28:42,873 No, that's Kool-Aid. 564 00:28:44,113 --> 00:28:45,511 - It's caught. - I'm caught, Fran. 565 00:28:45,632 --> 00:28:47,632 Careful, it's my mother's necklace. 566 00:28:47,831 --> 00:28:49,232 - OK, OK. - Hold on. 567 00:28:49,593 --> 00:28:52,473 You and I are the most alike at this party. 568 00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:53,911 - Really? - Yes. 569 00:28:54,031 --> 00:28:56,792 When I saw you, I felt a flutter. 570 00:28:56,912 --> 00:28:59,631 We're going to be great friends. 571 00:28:59,792 --> 00:29:01,232 - Sure. - Yes. 572 00:29:01,392 --> 00:29:03,152 Excuse me, I need the bathroom. 573 00:29:03,312 --> 00:29:06,112 I'll go with you and we can get to know each other. 574 00:29:06,272 --> 00:29:07,272 Alright. 575 00:29:07,352 --> 00:29:08,353 Blanca! 576 00:29:09,512 --> 00:29:11,473 Where the hell did she go? 577 00:29:13,992 --> 00:29:15,913 OK, wait, stop, stop. 578 00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:18,272 No, no, no. 579 00:29:19,913 --> 00:29:23,033 OK, be gentle. Take it easy. 580 00:29:23,153 --> 00:29:25,272 Please, please... 581 00:29:28,232 --> 00:29:29,913 - Where are you going? - For some wine. 582 00:29:30,112 --> 00:29:32,072 - No, no! - What do you mean, 'no'? 583 00:29:32,232 --> 00:29:34,911 No, I just looked and there isn't any. 584 00:29:35,031 --> 00:29:39,113 You never looked hard at anything except for other girls' asses. 585 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:40,393 Hold on, Lola... 586 00:29:40,592 --> 00:29:42,591 It's been so long, we have to talk, right? 587 00:29:42,792 --> 00:29:44,672 You and I said everything. 588 00:29:44,873 --> 00:29:46,593 There's still one thing I want to tell you. 589 00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:50,672 That's the same face as when you cheated on me. 590 00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:52,272 - What's this about? - What? 591 00:29:52,472 --> 00:29:54,833 Are you still bitter about me? 592 00:29:54,953 --> 00:29:57,313 - No, don't freak out. - I don't want to argue. 593 00:29:57,473 --> 00:30:01,512 I'm just glad you're doing great with Gus in... out there. 594 00:30:01,672 --> 00:30:02,912 Thanks a lot. 595 00:30:03,032 --> 00:30:05,113 Hey! What are you doing? 596 00:30:05,473 --> 00:30:06,473 I don't know. 597 00:30:08,114 --> 00:30:09,472 Peek a boo! Who is it? 598 00:30:09,632 --> 00:30:11,433 - Linda. - Correct! 599 00:30:12,953 --> 00:30:15,633 - What is this? - I wanted to check something. 600 00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:18,233 That you're still a filthy pig? 601 00:30:18,434 --> 00:30:19,793 The answer is yes! 602 00:30:21,073 --> 00:30:22,073 God damn it... 603 00:30:37,993 --> 00:30:38,993 Here you are. 604 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:43,274 I see you can't break free from your cellphone. 605 00:30:43,394 --> 00:30:44,754 Not the cellphone. 606 00:30:44,913 --> 00:30:47,872 From selfish brats who can't keep their promises, yes. 607 00:30:50,073 --> 00:30:51,753 - Want some help? - No. 608 00:30:51,913 --> 00:30:54,314 The last time you helped me I almost lost my job. 609 00:30:54,994 --> 00:30:56,553 I owe you an explanation. 610 00:30:57,432 --> 00:30:58,432 320. 611 00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:00,913 What? 612 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,033 That sentence... 613 00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:05,314 You've said that, according to my calculations, 320 times. 614 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:06,673 How's Miami? 615 00:31:10,233 --> 00:31:11,993 What can I tell you? 616 00:31:13,195 --> 00:31:15,593 I'll tell you. You spent all the money, 617 00:31:15,793 --> 00:31:18,473 and got fired for screwing your boss, your ex-boss 618 00:31:18,634 --> 00:31:21,034 - and six neighbours. - Sof�a, please... 619 00:31:21,154 --> 00:31:23,755 $13,250.46. 620 00:31:23,914 --> 00:31:26,474 Maybe I did say it that many times. 621 00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:29,033 $13,250.46 is what you owe me 622 00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:31,634 for the advance on a novel you never delivered, 623 00:31:31,835 --> 00:31:34,354 and you owe us $147,514 624 00:31:34,513 --> 00:31:36,914 for supporting the daughter you ran out on. 625 00:31:39,194 --> 00:31:42,355 You seem very different. Are you alright? 626 00:31:42,675 --> 00:31:45,074 I'm fantastic. Can't you see? 627 00:31:54,993 --> 00:31:56,795 You're the one that's different. 628 00:31:57,794 --> 00:32:00,555 Do you how you could be different? 629 00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:03,673 How? 630 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,754 With more water. 631 00:32:08,835 --> 00:32:09,835 What are you doing? 632 00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,913 Pity Javier's not a lifeguard anymore. 633 00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:15,275 I was never a lifeguard... Forget it. 634 00:32:16,074 --> 00:32:18,995 Mom, he's a photographer now. 635 00:32:19,155 --> 00:32:20,555 - Here, honey. - Thanks. 636 00:32:20,675 --> 00:32:22,395 The house is fucking wild, Vero. 637 00:32:22,635 --> 00:32:25,395 Don't call me Vero. And stop swearing in front of Candela. 638 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:28,595 The croquette is the perfect food: 639 00:32:28,794 --> 00:32:30,674 It's soft on the outside... 640 00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:34,474 with a surprise inside. 641 00:32:35,274 --> 00:32:38,996 It's not a surprise, it's ham. The chicken ones had run out. 642 00:32:39,155 --> 00:32:40,834 Try them, they're delicious. 643 00:32:40,955 --> 00:32:41,994 What about you? 644 00:32:42,154 --> 00:32:44,315 - What about me? - What do you taste like? 645 00:32:44,915 --> 00:32:47,035 Marta, shut your mouth when you eat! 646 00:32:48,075 --> 00:32:50,155 Tell In�s I want nothing from her. 647 00:32:50,634 --> 00:32:51,235 I will. 648 00:32:51,435 --> 00:32:54,116 In�s, Ver�nica wants nothing from you. 649 00:32:54,275 --> 00:32:56,915 She should try the chicken. God knows what she ate in Miami. 650 00:32:57,035 --> 00:32:59,274 Try the chicken. God knows what you ate in Miami. 651 00:32:59,434 --> 00:33:00,994 Lots of muff, I bet. 652 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,595 You're so crude! 653 00:33:04,835 --> 00:33:08,275 - What did she say? - She ate lots of muffins! 654 00:33:12,356 --> 00:33:14,995 - Your boy's got an appetite. - You've got no idea. 655 00:33:15,156 --> 00:33:17,754 He was bulimic and you never get over that. 656 00:33:17,915 --> 00:33:18,915 I'm sorry. 657 00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,755 Don't worry, it gets me hot. 658 00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:23,836 It's like being with... a supermodel. 659 00:33:23,956 --> 00:33:25,996 - Why don't you take a nap, Mom? - Later. 660 00:33:26,116 --> 00:33:28,276 There's nothing like a nice lunch, right Fran? 661 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,756 Yeah, a nice lunch. 662 00:33:31,915 --> 00:33:33,035 Delicious. 663 00:33:33,316 --> 00:33:34,956 - Cutie! - Candela! 664 00:33:35,236 --> 00:33:37,835 - Cutie! - She's a woman now! 665 00:33:37,955 --> 00:33:39,835 Bravo! 666 00:33:40,876 --> 00:33:42,356 Do you know your wish? 667 00:33:42,756 --> 00:33:44,196 I want to know who my father is. 668 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,116 Don't say it out loud or it won't come true. 669 00:33:47,274 --> 00:33:48,274 Candela, again? 670 00:33:48,636 --> 00:33:50,036 Your father's an anonymous donor, 671 00:33:50,235 --> 00:33:51,756 and anonymous means... 672 00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:54,557 You were born by artificial insemination. 673 00:33:54,756 --> 00:33:56,436 Oh, the napkin. 674 00:33:56,595 --> 00:33:57,235 I'll get it. 675 00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,155 In�s told me the paper didn't say that. 676 00:33:59,636 --> 00:34:00,636 What? 677 00:34:02,557 --> 00:34:04,955 I didn't say that exactly. 678 00:34:07,156 --> 00:34:10,876 The paper didn't exactly say that. 679 00:34:11,037 --> 00:34:12,157 What paper? 680 00:34:12,276 --> 00:34:13,276 This one. 681 00:34:14,796 --> 00:34:16,797 But what does it say? 682 00:34:18,636 --> 00:34:19,636 What? 683 00:34:20,757 --> 00:34:22,597 It's a long story... 684 00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:24,556 I don't want to meddle where I'm not wanted, 685 00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:27,116 but someone here deserves an explanation. 686 00:34:27,436 --> 00:34:28,836 So says the expert. 687 00:34:28,956 --> 00:34:31,516 Did you sleep with some child psychologist in Miami? 688 00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:37,397 But... 689 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:39,557 if it wasn't artificial insemination, what was it? 690 00:34:39,756 --> 00:34:41,037 A dick! 691 00:34:41,157 --> 00:34:44,356 Sorry, Candela and Marta's mom: A penis. 692 00:34:46,356 --> 00:34:48,757 Social Security bastards. 693 00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:51,917 I don't get it. So who's the father? 694 00:34:52,956 --> 00:34:53,956 Javier! 695 00:34:56,796 --> 00:34:57,796 Sorry. 696 00:34:58,117 --> 00:34:59,878 What are you talking about? 697 00:35:01,237 --> 00:35:03,557 No. How can I be the father...? 698 00:35:06,757 --> 00:35:08,997 God damn it! 699 00:35:09,557 --> 00:35:11,436 God damn it! 700 00:35:11,756 --> 00:35:13,276 What? What? What? 701 00:35:13,836 --> 00:35:15,117 When? 702 00:35:15,997 --> 00:35:17,438 It was just the one time. 703 00:35:20,476 --> 00:35:21,757 You pig! 704 00:35:23,636 --> 00:35:24,277 You slut! 705 00:35:24,476 --> 00:35:25,757 Lola, the girl. 706 00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:27,558 Dirty, hussy, strumpet, 707 00:35:27,757 --> 00:35:28,798 harlot, prostitute. 708 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,557 Better, much better. 709 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,117 How could you not tell me we have another child? 710 00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:36,037 Because he's a liar, a fraud and a hypocrite. 711 00:35:36,197 --> 00:35:37,756 Honey, take it easy. 712 00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:39,277 I didn't know. 713 00:35:39,436 --> 00:35:40,077 What? 714 00:35:40,237 --> 00:35:41,876 I don't know how it happened. 715 00:35:42,157 --> 00:35:43,157 Come on, honey. 716 00:35:43,918 --> 00:35:46,317 It's been 10 years. 717 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,198 Can someone tell me what the problem is? 718 00:35:48,358 --> 00:35:50,757 Sometimes parents are like bees, 719 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:52,037 going from flower to flower. 720 00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:53,237 Leave my girl alone! 721 00:35:55,878 --> 00:35:58,236 So Javier is Candela's father? 722 00:35:58,397 --> 00:35:59,916 You're unspeakable. 723 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,877 What's more important, the car or the gas? 724 00:36:03,478 --> 00:36:04,838 - Lola! - Leave me alone! 725 00:36:06,158 --> 00:36:08,597 You girls can't stop slapping each other! 726 00:36:08,797 --> 00:36:10,477 I'll make sure they don't hurt each other. 727 00:36:12,798 --> 00:36:15,558 What are you doing on the ground? 728 00:36:15,758 --> 00:36:18,237 Get on the chair. Are you alright? 729 00:36:18,438 --> 00:36:19,518 Are you sure? 730 00:36:20,798 --> 00:36:22,837 You women really do complicate things. 731 00:36:24,998 --> 00:36:26,317 Are you alright? 732 00:36:27,638 --> 00:36:30,198 Don't worry, men are all the same. 733 00:36:30,597 --> 00:36:31,918 I'm fine. 734 00:36:32,477 --> 00:36:35,278 Surprised, but fine. 735 00:36:36,558 --> 00:36:39,357 Nothing can change the baby in week 37. 736 00:36:41,838 --> 00:36:43,398 She's not herself right now. 737 00:36:43,598 --> 00:36:46,917 It's her oxytocin talking... 738 00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:52,078 Candela... 739 00:36:57,918 --> 00:36:59,638 Look at me, grinning like a jackass! 740 00:36:59,838 --> 00:37:01,958 You have to understand, I was ovulating, 741 00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:03,319 Social Security had rejected me 742 00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:04,959 and this chance came along. 743 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:07,918 Yes, but this chance was my boyfriend's dick. 744 00:37:08,038 --> 00:37:10,198 - Gee, problem solved. - It was just sex. 745 00:37:10,319 --> 00:37:11,919 I can't believe you deceived me, 746 00:37:12,118 --> 00:37:14,238 right under my nose. 747 00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:15,358 You bitch. 748 00:37:15,438 --> 00:37:17,318 Have you forgotten you were flirting with In�s? 749 00:37:17,518 --> 00:37:19,078 I don't know what you're talking about. 750 00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:21,280 Yes, all the time, behind my back. 751 00:37:21,478 --> 00:37:22,798 With your Reiki massages 752 00:37:22,918 --> 00:37:24,158 and your energy checks... 753 00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:26,839 I was pregnant and about to marry her. 754 00:37:26,959 --> 00:37:28,158 Bad timing. 755 00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:29,798 No, we're talking about you. 756 00:37:29,919 --> 00:37:31,998 Do you deny that you two had something? 757 00:37:32,157 --> 00:37:33,157 Yes. 758 00:37:33,238 --> 00:37:35,918 Bullshit! I read the messages on In�s' cellphone. 759 00:37:36,118 --> 00:37:37,798 There was nothing between us. 760 00:37:37,918 --> 00:37:40,080 - You checked my cell? - And your emails. 761 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,718 You two are even smooching on my 'non-wedding' video. 762 00:37:42,878 --> 00:37:43,958 You didn't erase it? 763 00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:46,398 What do you want me to say? That we're even? 764 00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:50,998 You had a child with my boyfriend, I just went with the flow. 765 00:37:50,999 --> 00:37:52,959 You fancied me. 766 00:37:53,359 --> 00:37:55,359 - She fancied me. - Yes, everyone fancied you. 767 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,519 Even Pino, and she was weird. 768 00:37:57,639 --> 00:37:59,559 - You tease! - You want to know the truth? 769 00:37:59,919 --> 00:38:01,838 The truth is overrated. 770 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:05,359 In�s was only with you to get to me. 771 00:38:05,559 --> 00:38:08,479 That's... not quite true. 772 00:38:08,639 --> 00:38:11,599 You bitch! In�s was my girlfriend. 773 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,840 - Help me get them apart. - Coming. 774 00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:22,919 I'd better be going. 775 00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:24,719 That's enough, Ver�nica. 776 00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:33,120 - Think about Candela. - Have you in 10 years? 777 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,519 You're a family, act like it. 778 00:38:35,639 --> 00:38:37,160 We are. 779 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,359 This is what happens in family celebrations. 780 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,999 Damn, nice punch. 781 00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:51,079 What? 782 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,839 Forgive me. 783 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,720 It was a mistake, 784 00:39:01,081 --> 00:39:03,119 but thanks to it, we have Candela. 785 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,641 You've got a nerve. 786 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,639 Come here, you idiot. 787 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,000 What are you doing? 788 00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:20,720 Ver�nica has very entertaining parties. 789 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,320 A shame the cake's going to waste. 790 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,161 - Now we really are going. - Now? 791 00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:26,880 Without speaking to your daughter? 792 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,159 That's right. 793 00:39:28,921 --> 00:39:31,319 - What do I say? - You pussy! Father stuff. 794 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,520 You can get some practice. 795 00:39:33,761 --> 00:39:37,240 Javier, being a father is not just doing it but wanting to. 796 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,920 That's the most beautiful thing I've heard in my life. 797 00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:43,161 Yes, I love you too, 798 00:39:43,281 --> 00:39:44,479 but it's far too hot. 799 00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:47,440 This way there's one more who can support Candela. 800 00:39:47,601 --> 00:39:50,800 No, that's the most beautiful thing I've heard in my life. 801 00:39:50,961 --> 00:39:52,641 Candela's support? 802 00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,919 Sure, we all pitch in. 803 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,480 How else could Ver�nica live in a house like this? 804 00:39:58,641 --> 00:40:01,041 You can keep the $50 taxi money. 805 00:40:01,161 --> 00:40:02,441 Mister Generosity here. 806 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,919 Ernesto... What? 807 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,201 What do you mean 'the projector fell down'? God! 808 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,760 I can't hear you. 809 00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:11,321 No, no, not me, please. 810 00:40:11,521 --> 00:40:13,279 Looks like there's no cake, 811 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,881 so I'm taking a nap. 812 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,801 Go on. 813 00:40:17,241 --> 00:40:18,241 Where to? 814 00:40:18,321 --> 00:40:19,920 To Melbourne, where else? 815 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,201 How much is the support? 816 00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:29,201 Hey! 817 00:40:29,321 --> 00:40:30,161 What are you doing? 818 00:40:30,322 --> 00:40:32,241 Nothing. Sorry. 819 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:36,881 So you've got your period now. 820 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,042 Yes. 821 00:40:40,921 --> 00:40:42,640 Do you want to play something? 822 00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,921 - Can you play football? - No. 823 00:40:47,761 --> 00:40:50,281 Shall I throw the ball and you can fetch it? 824 00:40:50,561 --> 00:40:52,841 I'm a girl, not a German Shepherd. 825 00:40:53,481 --> 00:40:54,962 A girl... 826 00:40:56,641 --> 00:41:00,801 How about you and I talk about this? 827 00:41:01,801 --> 00:41:04,482 I wanted to know who my father was because a boy at school 828 00:41:04,602 --> 00:41:07,642 is always telling me I came out of nowhere, that's all. 829 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,201 That's it then. 830 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,402 I don't need you, so we'll carry on with our lives. 831 00:41:14,241 --> 00:41:15,921 We'll carry on with our lives. 832 00:41:19,881 --> 00:41:21,801 Do you want to touch your little brother? 833 00:41:23,162 --> 00:41:24,802 I'm going to lose Candela. 834 00:41:24,963 --> 00:41:28,081 Don't talk rubbish, your daughter loves you. 835 00:41:28,201 --> 00:41:29,922 - You're, you're... - Her mother. 836 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:31,562 That's right, her mother. 837 00:41:31,762 --> 00:41:33,722 Yes, but now she'll have a straight family, 838 00:41:33,882 --> 00:41:35,762 hetero, with a little brother. 839 00:41:35,962 --> 00:41:38,562 She'll have a pretty room, with a Wii. 840 00:41:38,761 --> 00:41:41,362 This family loves her but it's full of lesbians, 841 00:41:41,562 --> 00:41:43,162 transsexuals and gay bulimics. 842 00:41:43,323 --> 00:41:45,283 Hold on, I'm not a lesbian. 843 00:41:45,482 --> 00:41:46,721 I don't know about that. 844 00:41:46,882 --> 00:41:47,961 They'll take her away. 845 00:41:48,081 --> 00:41:50,161 They're only missing that toilet roll puppy! 846 00:41:50,922 --> 00:41:52,362 Vero! 847 00:41:55,642 --> 00:41:57,321 What about you? 848 00:41:58,201 --> 00:41:59,041 What? 849 00:41:59,201 --> 00:42:00,643 Cut the crap, In�s. 850 00:42:00,881 --> 00:42:02,322 Coming back because you missed me, 851 00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:04,882 or Ver�nica or Little Bo Peep doesn't hold water. 852 00:42:05,082 --> 00:42:07,082 - No? - No. 853 00:42:07,242 --> 00:42:08,242 Right. 854 00:42:08,842 --> 00:42:10,522 I'll tell you the truth. 855 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:14,083 Life in Miami wasn't easy, you know? 856 00:42:14,242 --> 00:42:15,603 English... 857 00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:18,762 I realized a lot of things, I blamed myself for lots of things, 858 00:42:18,923 --> 00:42:22,323 and just as I was rebuilding my life, 859 00:42:22,483 --> 00:42:26,843 someone died who was very important to me. 860 00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:28,483 Uncle Arthur. 861 00:42:28,642 --> 00:42:29,762 Uncle Arthur? 862 00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:32,043 I called him Uncle Arthur because 863 00:42:32,284 --> 00:42:35,802 he was the only one who loved me, he was like family. 864 00:42:36,642 --> 00:42:39,563 It was hard, Lola, very hard. 865 00:42:41,603 --> 00:42:43,563 That's life, these things happen. 866 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:47,882 Sure, but he'd shown me what life was, 867 00:42:48,002 --> 00:42:51,483 I realized how I'd hurt women 868 00:42:51,883 --> 00:42:55,122 and I was changing, and all of a sudden, 869 00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:58,563 overnight, I don't know... 870 00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:01,163 Come here. 871 00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:03,723 Lola! 872 00:43:06,443 --> 00:43:08,042 Take it easy, girls. 873 00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:10,403 You carry on, I'll take a nap. 874 00:43:16,203 --> 00:43:18,124 - Are you fondling my ass? - Was I? 875 00:43:18,283 --> 00:43:21,322 - It must've been an accident. - You're incredible, girl! 876 00:43:22,043 --> 00:43:23,763 You did fondle her ass. 877 00:43:25,123 --> 00:43:26,963 So it's all straight, right? 878 00:43:27,323 --> 00:43:30,083 It's time for a circle of kisses! 879 00:43:30,243 --> 00:43:32,523 Honey, I don't think we need to move so fast. 880 00:43:32,643 --> 00:43:35,883 I don't know what a circle of kisses is, but I agree with him. 881 00:43:36,003 --> 00:43:39,204 OK, you can come to our house one weekend 882 00:43:39,364 --> 00:43:41,044 and we can make some plans. 883 00:43:41,203 --> 00:43:44,763 We can go to a ballet class or get our nails all pretty. 884 00:43:45,204 --> 00:43:46,524 Aren't you going a bit fast? 885 00:43:47,084 --> 00:43:49,523 Don't worry, Javier will be a good father. 886 00:43:49,643 --> 00:43:52,724 And I'm made for motherhood, everyone says so. 887 00:43:52,923 --> 00:43:53,603 Really? 888 00:43:53,803 --> 00:43:56,324 How do you stop a baby from choking on its own mucus? 889 00:43:56,484 --> 00:43:58,405 You use a nasal bulb. 890 00:43:58,602 --> 00:44:01,524 A nasal bulb is dangerous, you can extract brain matter. 891 00:44:01,644 --> 00:44:02,644 Come here, dear. 892 00:44:03,204 --> 00:44:04,923 It was a trick question. 893 00:44:05,044 --> 00:44:05,804 You know what? 894 00:44:05,965 --> 00:44:08,923 I'm buying you a console, any kind you want. 895 00:44:09,084 --> 00:44:10,483 Don't you dare! 896 00:44:10,603 --> 00:44:14,004 Consoles have an 87% chance 897 00:44:14,163 --> 00:44:16,604 of causing child convulsions and an epileptic fit. 898 00:44:16,805 --> 00:44:17,963 - Seriously? - Yes. 899 00:44:18,123 --> 00:44:19,884 And if they're color blind, well! 900 00:44:20,765 --> 00:44:22,204 Let's go, daughter. 901 00:44:23,364 --> 00:44:24,764 - Go. - Right. 902 00:44:24,924 --> 00:44:26,565 Hold on, I'm coming too. 903 00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:29,284 You can't desert me on a Sunday. 904 00:44:29,484 --> 00:44:32,284 I've got a presentation tomorrow and my job's on the line. 905 00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:36,643 I don't care if Penguin gave you a $150,000 advance! 906 00:44:37,004 --> 00:44:38,004 Hey! 907 00:44:38,564 --> 00:44:40,044 Hey! 908 00:44:40,884 --> 00:44:42,164 God damn... 909 00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:51,644 In�s! 910 00:44:52,004 --> 00:44:53,564 Come here a second. 911 00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,204 - What is it? - Nothing. 912 00:45:00,484 --> 00:45:03,244 It's great to see you coming out of the house there. 913 00:45:05,564 --> 00:45:07,484 - What do you want? - Nothing. 914 00:45:08,204 --> 00:45:09,844 Nothing, to see how you're doing. 915 00:45:10,004 --> 00:45:13,484 To find out how you're going to earn a living here. 916 00:45:13,645 --> 00:45:16,325 I've got a ton of projects already. 917 00:45:16,485 --> 00:45:18,125 What a shame. 918 00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,924 I was looking for something to publish 919 00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:23,765 and one of your erotic stories might fit the bill. 920 00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:27,364 That's if you need work, but if you're busy... 921 00:45:27,565 --> 00:45:29,926 For you I can always find time. 922 00:45:30,045 --> 00:45:31,605 If you have something to show me... 923 00:45:31,806 --> 00:45:34,484 I've got an idea. It needs development, but... 924 00:45:34,765 --> 00:45:36,084 it's an idea. 925 00:45:36,205 --> 00:45:37,764 That's a shame. 926 00:45:37,924 --> 00:45:40,045 I need a story with a beginning, a middle and an end. 927 00:45:40,165 --> 00:45:43,085 The story's there, it just needs a few touches. 928 00:45:43,644 --> 00:45:44,765 OK. 929 00:45:45,364 --> 00:45:48,006 You have three hours to show me something decent. 930 00:45:48,166 --> 00:45:50,086 And I'm telling you right now: 931 00:45:50,245 --> 00:45:53,005 No advance. OK? 932 00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:06,725 Wait, wait, wait. 933 00:46:07,286 --> 00:46:08,525 It's just... 934 00:46:09,006 --> 00:46:10,206 How do I tell you this? 935 00:46:10,564 --> 00:46:13,964 I'm having a great time, but they're staring at us. 936 00:46:13,965 --> 00:46:16,125 Don't worry about us. 937 00:46:16,286 --> 00:46:18,166 This happens when you take MDMA. 938 00:46:18,326 --> 00:46:19,166 What? 939 00:46:19,325 --> 00:46:20,165 - What? - Yes. 940 00:46:20,325 --> 00:46:24,004 She knocked back your cocktail, now look at her. 941 00:46:24,005 --> 00:46:26,606 You had something to kill my appetite and you didn't tell me? 942 00:46:26,846 --> 00:46:28,726 She's stoned? 943 00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:30,285 Yes, wasted, buzzed, baked, 944 00:46:30,484 --> 00:46:32,004 toasted, whatever you want to call it. 945 00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:35,326 Why are you talking about me like I'm not here? 946 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,326 Why do I not care? 947 00:46:38,526 --> 00:46:40,205 What were we talking about? 948 00:46:40,526 --> 00:46:43,006 Go for it, when it wears off they get mad. 949 00:46:43,165 --> 00:46:45,245 No, I can't do that. 950 00:46:45,526 --> 00:46:47,806 - Why are you following us? - She's my daughter too. 951 00:46:49,485 --> 00:46:50,485 The cake! 952 00:46:50,525 --> 00:46:54,605 You f... flipping bulimic! 953 00:46:55,406 --> 00:46:57,207 There's a bit left. 954 00:46:57,366 --> 00:46:58,725 Now what do we do? 955 00:46:59,767 --> 00:47:02,486 Don't worry, Javier will buy you another cake. 956 00:47:02,646 --> 00:47:03,366 Now? 957 00:47:03,567 --> 00:47:05,926 No way! I'll buy it! I know what she likes. 958 00:47:05,927 --> 00:47:07,205 You can both go. 959 00:47:10,046 --> 00:47:11,885 - Don't grab me! - She told us both to go. 960 00:47:12,006 --> 00:47:13,726 Javier, that's cheating. 961 00:47:15,127 --> 00:47:16,207 Me too. 962 00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:19,566 Get mad if you want, don't repress it. 963 00:47:19,766 --> 00:47:21,886 We don't get mad in my family. 964 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:25,607 We scream a little inside, that way we get less wrinkles. 965 00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:29,006 Are you really bulimic? 966 00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:30,927 Me? No way. 967 00:47:31,206 --> 00:47:32,246 No way. 968 00:47:32,966 --> 00:47:35,765 I just ate too fast 969 00:47:35,926 --> 00:47:37,406 and I feel like throwing up. 970 00:47:37,966 --> 00:47:40,287 Shall I we go to the bathroom and I'll hold your head? 971 00:47:41,606 --> 00:47:42,606 - OK. - Come on. 972 00:47:42,647 --> 00:47:44,486 - Yeah. - Quick, before you do it. 973 00:47:46,287 --> 00:47:49,006 The sexual tension cut the air like a knife... 974 00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:55,887 This is my room and that's my computer. 975 00:47:56,446 --> 00:47:59,806 I have to finish a little thing, you won't know I'm here. 976 00:48:06,807 --> 00:48:08,207 Candela! 977 00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:10,367 Are you crying? 978 00:48:11,047 --> 00:48:12,767 No, no, no. 979 00:48:15,366 --> 00:48:16,846 What's wrong? 980 00:48:17,286 --> 00:48:20,727 Now my mom will think I want a father. 981 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:24,766 You wanted to know who your father was, didn't you? 982 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,528 I like my family, 983 00:48:27,647 --> 00:48:30,808 and now because of me I have to go live with Javier. 984 00:48:31,487 --> 00:48:34,727 You don't have to do anything against your will. 985 00:48:34,887 --> 00:48:38,128 When that stupid boy finds out, he'll make my life hell. 986 00:48:38,247 --> 00:48:40,808 Then tell that stupid boy to go to hell. 987 00:48:41,087 --> 00:48:42,847 As if he'd take any notice. 988 00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:45,728 You can tell him the story of Candy Z. 989 00:48:45,887 --> 00:48:47,567 Sure, a girl with two moms, right? 990 00:48:47,767 --> 00:48:49,648 No, smartypants, 991 00:48:49,848 --> 00:48:52,047 it's a story I read in a science magazine. 992 00:48:52,167 --> 00:48:55,488 There's a planet, a real one, where everyone has superpowers. 993 00:48:55,648 --> 00:48:56,807 That's the X-Men. 994 00:48:56,927 --> 00:48:58,888 Do you want to hear the story or not? 995 00:48:59,968 --> 00:49:04,247 On this planet they're all supermen and superwomen, 996 00:49:04,888 --> 00:49:07,568 until suddenly one day a girl is born 997 00:49:07,768 --> 00:49:09,447 who has no superpowers. 998 00:49:09,926 --> 00:49:12,607 This makes the girl feel terrible, 999 00:49:12,806 --> 00:49:14,887 she's sad and alone, 1000 00:49:15,007 --> 00:49:18,487 and when she's super-sad she goes to her secret place. 1001 00:49:18,648 --> 00:49:20,328 - A secret place? - Yes. 1002 00:49:21,047 --> 00:49:23,568 Don't you have a secret place? 1003 00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,648 My tree house when I was little, but not now. 1004 00:49:27,888 --> 00:49:31,768 Candy Z is big too, but she loves her secret place 1005 00:49:31,888 --> 00:49:35,208 because it's where she discovered something super-important. 1006 00:49:35,368 --> 00:49:36,208 What? 1007 00:49:36,369 --> 00:49:39,647 I'll tell you that later. Good stories make you wait. 1008 00:49:40,168 --> 00:49:42,048 Feel better now? 1009 00:49:42,607 --> 00:49:45,728 - Right, go have some cake. - Fran ate it. 1010 00:49:49,327 --> 00:49:51,008 Then we'll make one. 1011 00:49:51,168 --> 00:49:53,048 With potato chips? 1012 00:49:53,208 --> 00:49:55,208 Yes, and Cheetos. 1013 00:49:55,369 --> 00:49:57,288 That's gross. Shall we go? 1014 00:49:58,207 --> 00:50:00,489 - Let's go. - You're good at it. 1015 00:50:01,767 --> 00:50:03,128 Being a mother? 1016 00:50:03,248 --> 00:50:05,768 Get outta here. Storytelling. 1017 00:50:13,929 --> 00:50:17,168 Well, here we are. 1018 00:50:18,328 --> 00:50:21,169 It wasn't so bad, the time just flew by, right? 1019 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,373 Four hours, honey. 1020 00:50:23,649 --> 00:50:25,209 How much is it? 1021 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:27,728 200. 1022 00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:30,811 - 200, sorry. - 200 Euros. Are you crazy? 1023 00:50:31,248 --> 00:50:32,569 No, I'm not actually. 1024 00:50:32,769 --> 00:50:34,888 I just have a bad sense of direction. 1025 00:50:35,008 --> 00:50:37,134 But we saw Madrid... - Enter psychotherapy. 1026 00:50:37,408 --> 00:50:39,168 You liked Talavera, didn't you? 1027 00:50:39,329 --> 00:50:40,928 Buy a GPS. 1028 00:50:40,929 --> 00:50:42,174 - You know what...? - Try to speak less. 1029 00:50:45,449 --> 00:50:46,928 And in her secret place. 1030 00:50:47,048 --> 00:50:50,209 Candy Z found some old plans for an invisible suit. 1031 00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:52,249 She put on the suit 1032 00:50:52,369 --> 00:50:54,648 and went after the mean kids to teach them a lesson. 1033 00:50:55,488 --> 00:50:58,649 And because she was invisible she could go where she wanted, 1034 00:50:58,849 --> 00:51:00,570 she could see them in the shower, 1035 00:51:01,010 --> 00:51:02,169 naked... 1036 00:51:02,289 --> 00:51:03,449 No, not naked. 1037 00:51:03,609 --> 00:51:05,168 She could switch things around... 1038 00:51:05,328 --> 00:51:08,968 A suit isn't a real superpower, so she's lying. 1039 00:51:09,570 --> 00:51:12,008 It's only a white lie, isn't it? 1040 00:51:12,888 --> 00:51:14,289 Shall we put Cheetos on it? 1041 00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:16,809 - They go best with gumdrops. - Uh-huh. 1042 00:51:17,209 --> 00:51:18,930 Keep going, I'll be right back. 1043 00:51:21,888 --> 00:51:23,289 Looking for me? 1044 00:51:26,248 --> 00:51:29,369 Looks like you got over Uncle Arthur, eh? 1045 00:51:29,569 --> 00:51:31,489 Seeing you cures all my ills. 1046 00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:34,249 Right. I'll send you my bill. 1047 00:51:34,369 --> 00:51:36,090 Wait. 1048 00:51:37,210 --> 00:51:38,449 Shall we have a toast? 1049 00:51:39,570 --> 00:51:40,808 With one cup? 1050 00:51:42,488 --> 00:51:45,650 We could drink at the same time. 1051 00:51:50,850 --> 00:51:52,010 In�s! 1052 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:53,420 Do you speak English? 1053 00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:54,100 - Well... 1054 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:57,650 I am looking for In�s, do you know where In�s is? In�s. 1055 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:01,129 No, Blanca, I'm Blanca. 1056 00:52:02,530 --> 00:52:03,930 Nice to meet you. 1057 00:52:06,011 --> 00:52:08,171 What you heard was English. 1058 00:52:08,649 --> 00:52:10,529 But ignore the shouting. 1059 00:52:10,729 --> 00:52:14,370 At home I'll put on a little meditation music for you. 1060 00:52:22,731 --> 00:52:24,371 In�s! 1061 00:52:24,651 --> 00:52:25,769 In�s! 1062 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:27,850 Kristen. No fucking way! 1063 00:52:27,930 --> 00:52:29,930 - What's wrong? - I have to go! 1064 00:52:30,090 --> 00:52:31,770 Why are you leaving? 1065 00:52:31,931 --> 00:52:33,667 - You're leaving? - I have to go. Tell Ver�nica... 1066 00:52:33,691 --> 00:52:36,051 - Don't tell her anything. - Where are you going? 1067 00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:39,380 I found you! 1068 00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,100 Wow...what are you doing here, in Spain? 1069 00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:46,770 To reunions. 1070 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:49,930 You're not going anywhere. She's nuts, she tried to kill me. 1071 00:52:50,050 --> 00:52:52,690 I'd kill you too, but guests come first. 1072 00:52:52,860 --> 00:52:55,329 You come with me, I want my money back. 1073 00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:58,613 If you can't pay, you work with me the rest of you life. 1074 00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,899 Work and sex. 1075 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,420 OK Kristen, just listen to me. 1076 00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:06,779 I cannot go because... because I have to finish the cake with her. 1077 00:53:07,370 --> 00:53:10,571 It's finished. What's wrong with her? 1078 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:12,211 This lady... 1079 00:53:12,371 --> 00:53:14,810 is on vacation and there are no hotel rooms. 1080 00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:17,251 She mentioned sex. Don't you speak English? 1081 00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:19,297 You come with me, now. 1082 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:21,212 OK, let me explain, OK? Relax. 1083 00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:22,756 Let me explain... OK? 1084 00:53:22,780 --> 00:53:24,851 I'm so tired of your excuses... 1085 00:53:28,012 --> 00:53:29,892 I see you leap at opportunities. 1086 00:53:30,011 --> 00:53:32,211 Were you going to show me this lady's ass? 1087 00:53:32,491 --> 00:53:34,210 - It's not what it looks like. - Candela! 1088 00:53:34,370 --> 00:53:36,730 Mom got you a cake, and she got here first. 1089 00:53:37,291 --> 00:53:39,851 In�s, why are you fondling that woman? 1090 00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:41,898 She's, she's... she's Kirsten. 1091 00:53:42,060 --> 00:53:43,698 Kirsten, this is everyone. 1092 00:53:44,460 --> 00:53:45,460 She's uhm... 1093 00:53:45,971 --> 00:53:47,811 - She's my... - Friend? 1094 00:53:47,931 --> 00:53:49,290 No, girlfriend. 1095 00:53:49,531 --> 00:53:51,900 Ex-girlfriend, from the grimace on her face. 1096 00:53:52,060 --> 00:53:53,414 Hallo, goodbye. 1097 00:53:54,371 --> 00:53:56,372 She... me... owe money. 1098 00:53:56,812 --> 00:53:59,778 Lots of money. You and I... we're leaving. 1099 00:54:00,731 --> 00:54:01,811 Straight now. 1100 00:54:01,931 --> 00:54:03,932 No, it's 'right now'. 1101 00:54:04,052 --> 00:54:07,092 I knew it, I knew I couldn't trust you. 1102 00:54:07,251 --> 00:54:09,852 You had the nerve to come to my house and lie to my face! 1103 00:54:09,972 --> 00:54:12,370 No, I didn't lie to you. 1104 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,977 Kristen, OK baby. Just listen to me, OK? Let me explain. 1105 00:54:16,380 --> 00:54:18,417 I cannot go with you because... 1106 00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:21,409 because they are my family and my happiness. 1107 00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:24,459 - Is that your daughter? - Yes. 1108 00:54:24,731 --> 00:54:27,291 - What's this Yank saying? - Let Candela translate. 1109 00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:29,573 Don't take her away please. 1110 00:54:30,252 --> 00:54:33,700 - See why we bought those Muzzy DVDs? - Is that your mother? 1111 00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:37,494 I miss her so much. 1112 00:54:41,540 --> 00:54:42,769 That changes everything. 1113 00:54:42,770 --> 00:54:47,049 I am a Republican, family is very important to me. 1114 00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,380 Just have to find another solution to this money. 1115 00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:54,217 Thank you Kirsten, thank you so much. 1116 00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:55,819 We can talk about this later. 1117 00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,493 Why don't we eat some cake? 1118 00:54:58,812 --> 00:55:00,572 Let's have some cake. 1119 00:55:00,732 --> 00:55:01,933 That's a cake? 1120 00:55:02,053 --> 00:55:03,292 In�s and I made it. 1121 00:55:03,532 --> 00:55:06,332 Candela, my daughter, I bought you a cake too. 1122 00:55:06,572 --> 00:55:07,970 There's no need now. 1123 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,532 This cake is disgusting, 1124 00:55:09,732 --> 00:55:12,373 but it's the nicest thing anyone's done for my girl. 1125 00:55:16,132 --> 00:55:18,052 - How are you? - That's it. 1126 00:55:18,212 --> 00:55:21,572 Thanks a lot. The massage was weird, but great. 1127 00:55:21,692 --> 00:55:24,613 When you're relaxed everything turns out better. 1128 00:55:24,812 --> 00:55:27,292 - I got you dirty. - It doesn't matter. 1129 00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,372 No, you have to get it out now. 1130 00:55:29,613 --> 00:55:31,372 - Really? - Yeah. I'll just... 1131 00:55:31,613 --> 00:55:32,773 Give it a lick. 1132 00:55:33,774 --> 00:55:34,573 OK. 1133 00:55:34,734 --> 00:55:36,051 We're not gonna make it. 1134 00:55:36,212 --> 00:55:37,653 That's it. Spit, spit. 1135 00:55:38,212 --> 00:55:39,852 - I've lost some feeling. - Spit. 1136 00:55:41,732 --> 00:55:43,012 You can't go in. 1137 00:55:43,013 --> 00:55:44,854 What the hell is this? 1138 00:55:44,974 --> 00:55:47,291 Why won't you two let me go in anywhere. 1139 00:55:47,532 --> 00:55:50,931 I just went and I left the place... 1140 00:55:50,932 --> 00:55:54,013 With the pregnancy, my tummy's a real mess. 1141 00:55:54,173 --> 00:55:56,133 - It can't be that bad. - It really is. 1142 00:55:57,932 --> 00:55:58,932 Out of the way! 1143 00:56:01,293 --> 00:56:03,254 - What did you do? - Nothing... 1144 00:56:03,374 --> 00:56:07,013 With all this lesbianism around, I got curious. 1145 00:56:07,213 --> 00:56:09,612 - Curious... - Yes. But no... 1146 00:56:09,732 --> 00:56:11,933 I didn't like it. No way, not at all. 1147 00:56:12,093 --> 00:56:14,373 Actually, I think I'm getting nauseous. 1148 00:56:14,693 --> 00:56:17,934 Can you take me outside for a little air? 1149 00:56:18,053 --> 00:56:19,253 Yes? 1150 00:56:19,893 --> 00:56:21,853 What do I do without In�s? 1151 00:56:25,653 --> 00:56:26,813 OK, in English. 1152 00:56:30,773 --> 00:56:33,133 I don't get it. 1153 00:56:38,934 --> 00:56:41,573 Gosh, these proverbs. 1154 00:56:42,894 --> 00:56:44,693 Carpe Diem. 1155 00:56:44,854 --> 00:56:46,133 Live for the moment. 1156 00:56:47,133 --> 00:56:48,334 Yes, yes! 1157 00:56:48,694 --> 00:56:52,373 To carpe Diem and all the lies that don't work! 1158 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:55,779 Drinking, drinking, drinking. 1159 00:56:56,253 --> 00:56:57,894 Knock it back! 1160 00:56:58,014 --> 00:57:01,253 I shut my eyes and dozed right off. 1161 00:57:02,293 --> 00:57:04,253 Thank you, yes. 1162 00:57:04,373 --> 00:57:06,133 Who's this lady? 1163 00:57:10,613 --> 00:57:11,733 Lolita. 1164 00:57:13,014 --> 00:57:16,574 Check out Vero... God damn it... 1165 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:19,134 She's starting a smokers club in the bushes, 1166 00:57:19,254 --> 00:57:21,894 she's so obsessed! 1167 00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:25,974 What's that look, girl? 1168 00:57:27,374 --> 00:57:30,653 What happened with In�s? Spill it, from the beginning. 1169 00:57:30,854 --> 00:57:32,614 What? Nothing happened. 1170 00:57:32,774 --> 00:57:34,695 Something happened alright! 1171 00:57:34,814 --> 00:57:37,215 You're glowing, you look 'irradiant'. 1172 00:57:37,374 --> 00:57:39,054 Nothing happened, not with In�s. 1173 00:57:39,214 --> 00:57:42,614 She turns up and you've lost that bitter and twisted look. 1174 00:57:42,774 --> 00:57:44,933 You're all so convinced I'm a lesbian. 1175 00:57:44,934 --> 00:57:47,175 Now you're labeling everything! 1176 00:57:47,334 --> 00:57:49,054 Love doesn't have a bar code. 1177 00:57:49,213 --> 00:57:51,254 'Love', the romantic says. 1178 00:57:51,534 --> 00:57:53,375 Love, Lola, love. 1179 00:57:53,615 --> 00:57:57,133 You're in love or you're hot for In�s. 1180 00:57:57,654 --> 00:57:59,535 You lacked the courage 1181 00:57:59,695 --> 00:58:01,575 and now the chance falls from the sky 1182 00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:03,934 and you don't have the ovaries to do what you want. 1183 00:58:04,095 --> 00:58:05,735 You've got no idea. 1184 00:58:05,894 --> 00:58:07,175 I don't? 1185 00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:10,975 If I believed what my ID card said, I wouldn't be me. 1186 00:58:12,295 --> 00:58:15,095 When are you going to see that? 1187 00:58:15,254 --> 00:58:17,014 You can't fight who you are, 1188 00:58:18,254 --> 00:58:19,815 'dyke' or not. 1189 00:58:21,134 --> 00:58:23,855 Shit! 1190 00:58:23,976 --> 00:58:26,374 You two just shagged, and don't deny it! 1191 00:58:26,614 --> 00:58:28,934 No! I don't want to take advantage of Rai. 1192 00:58:29,575 --> 00:58:31,973 It was more a National Geographic thing. 1193 00:58:31,974 --> 00:58:34,575 You know when the snake suffocates the field mouse? 1194 00:58:34,935 --> 00:58:36,175 Same thing. 1195 00:58:36,334 --> 00:58:38,495 Hey, you look happy. 1196 00:58:38,935 --> 00:58:40,935 You can't fight who you are. 1197 00:58:41,094 --> 00:58:42,855 Go on then. 1198 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:46,940 - It's a game. - A game. 1199 00:58:47,255 --> 00:58:49,616 When your period comes. 1200 00:58:52,940 --> 00:58:53,975 - The blood. - The blood. 1201 00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:55,329 - The blood. - The blood. 1202 00:58:56,780 --> 00:58:58,179 It's a game for the blood. 1203 00:58:59,056 --> 00:59:00,136 Never mind. 1204 00:59:00,295 --> 00:59:01,936 It doesn't matter. Drink. 1205 00:59:04,936 --> 00:59:05,936 Thanks. 1206 00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:08,695 Do you want something else? Something to drink? 1207 00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:09,900 Follow me, sexy. 1208 00:59:10,135 --> 00:59:11,895 - Is it from Walmart? - Yes. 1209 00:59:12,974 --> 00:59:16,375 But if I'd known you were my daughter, which I didn't, 1210 00:59:16,615 --> 00:59:18,935 - I'd have got you something else. - Silly man! 1211 00:59:21,176 --> 00:59:23,616 I've worked with my hands. 1212 00:59:23,776 --> 00:59:26,175 Grapes, beetroot, I was a sales assistant... 1213 00:59:26,335 --> 00:59:28,736 I'm not above getting my hands dirty. 1214 00:59:29,096 --> 00:59:30,737 Of course. 1215 00:59:31,055 --> 00:59:33,175 Is that Outer Space Cop, the Collectors Edition? 1216 00:59:33,335 --> 00:59:35,015 Yes, it's my gift. 1217 00:59:35,016 --> 00:59:37,375 That's a very gay gift for a girl! 1218 00:59:38,376 --> 00:59:40,376 If a Barbie comes out... 1219 00:59:41,775 --> 00:59:43,495 - It's yours. - Really? 1220 00:59:43,656 --> 00:59:45,336 - She gave it to me. - Listen... 1221 00:59:45,576 --> 00:59:47,777 Do you know if she hid any food? 1222 00:59:48,295 --> 00:59:49,576 I don't know. 1223 00:59:49,777 --> 00:59:51,495 - Do you want something? - I'll go see. 1224 00:59:51,656 --> 00:59:53,975 Look at us, just like 10 years ago. 1225 00:59:54,776 --> 00:59:56,936 - I'll go turn up the music. - OK. 1226 01:00:02,055 --> 01:00:04,296 You put on... a dress. 1227 01:00:08,536 --> 01:00:11,216 What about you? Are going back to the States? 1228 01:00:12,296 --> 01:00:13,697 It's not what I want. 1229 01:00:14,816 --> 01:00:17,136 Do you really know what you want? 1230 01:00:19,136 --> 01:00:21,056 I knew 10 years ago and I know now. 1231 01:00:21,216 --> 01:00:22,616 You just don't believe me. 1232 01:00:22,776 --> 01:00:26,257 I was the only one who brushed you off, 1233 01:00:26,497 --> 01:00:27,936 and you can't handle it. 1234 01:00:29,936 --> 01:00:32,337 You were the only one I was in love with. 1235 01:00:33,857 --> 01:00:34,857 Let's go. 1236 01:00:36,137 --> 01:00:37,137 Now? 1237 01:00:37,216 --> 01:00:39,296 In�s, turn off the music! 1238 01:00:39,536 --> 01:00:42,376 Everyone to the porch, Marta's doing a show! 1239 01:00:42,617 --> 01:00:44,936 - Now or never. - Yes, yes, now. 1240 01:00:46,216 --> 01:00:47,657 In�s... 1241 01:00:47,776 --> 01:00:50,055 After the show I'll make it official. 1242 01:00:50,216 --> 01:00:51,777 We'll be a family again. 1243 01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:57,857 'Family'...'Me'. 1244 01:00:57,936 --> 01:01:00,320 - Aren't they sisters? - They're just excitable. 1245 01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:02,620 - Congratulations. - Kirsten, just let... just let me... 1246 01:01:03,337 --> 01:01:05,976 - Come on, let's go. - To the theater. 1247 01:01:06,136 --> 01:01:09,778 I can't do the show, my tongue's stuck to the roof of my mouth. 1248 01:01:09,936 --> 01:01:10,936 Damn! 1249 01:01:11,137 --> 01:01:14,097 To celebrate this day, 1250 01:01:14,257 --> 01:01:16,976 Rai has created a piece in honor of Candela. 1251 01:01:17,137 --> 01:01:19,297 It's called 'Insemination and Life', 1252 01:01:19,737 --> 01:01:21,937 but from what we found out today... 1253 01:01:22,057 --> 01:01:25,616 I already knew there was no insemination, that Ver�nica... 1254 01:01:25,817 --> 01:01:27,097 Marta! 1255 01:01:27,216 --> 01:01:29,137 Sorry. Now it's just called 'Life'. 1256 01:01:30,377 --> 01:01:32,819 I can really identify with this. 1257 01:01:38,817 --> 01:01:39,938 It won't be long? 1258 01:01:40,058 --> 01:01:41,698 I don't know what to tell you. 1259 01:01:41,818 --> 01:01:45,537 I'm an embryo, my world is my placenta. 1260 01:01:45,938 --> 01:01:46,938 Oh! 1261 01:01:48,817 --> 01:01:50,137 A concave cave! 1262 01:01:55,977 --> 01:01:58,377 Life hurts! 1263 01:01:58,618 --> 01:02:00,178 Oh, much better. 1264 01:02:06,138 --> 01:02:07,577 What does it say here? 1265 01:02:08,738 --> 01:02:09,800 My uterus. 1266 01:02:09,801 --> 01:02:11,612 I'm... I'm going to kiss you, 1267 01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:14,898 let's go before the play ends... now or never. 1268 01:02:15,338 --> 01:02:16,857 I'll explain something to you. 1269 01:02:17,618 --> 01:02:19,539 Where is my uterus? 1270 01:02:19,698 --> 01:02:23,138 Give me your phone number and we can play... 1271 01:02:24,017 --> 01:02:26,098 The meeting hole! 1272 01:02:28,618 --> 01:02:31,857 What are you doing? Help! Help! 1273 01:02:32,977 --> 01:02:35,618 A foreign lady stuck her tongue in my mouth! 1274 01:02:35,779 --> 01:02:39,258 The American people are very... promiscuous. 1275 01:02:39,538 --> 01:02:40,257 She asked me to! 1276 01:02:40,377 --> 01:02:42,297 - Mom! - She asked me to. 1277 01:02:42,578 --> 01:02:43,778 No, not me. 1278 01:02:43,898 --> 01:02:45,658 Now I've seen everything. 1279 01:02:45,819 --> 01:02:48,778 I see flashes, I don't feel very well. 1280 01:02:50,378 --> 01:02:53,139 I didn't write it. She passed it to me, 1281 01:02:53,299 --> 01:02:55,017 the 'excitable sister'. 1282 01:02:55,018 --> 01:02:56,738 - This is your writing. - What does it say? 1283 01:02:56,739 --> 01:02:58,099 Read it aloud. 1284 01:02:58,898 --> 01:03:00,138 'I'm dying to kiss you. 1285 01:03:00,258 --> 01:03:03,338 Let's go before the show's over. Now or never.' 1286 01:03:03,578 --> 01:03:05,499 So the note wasn't for her? 1287 01:03:05,659 --> 01:03:07,179 No, it was for you! 1288 01:03:07,338 --> 01:03:09,700 - You've got pussy on the brain. - What? 1289 01:03:09,780 --> 01:03:10,820 What the fuck is going on? 1290 01:03:11,018 --> 01:03:13,579 I open my doors to you, welcome you to my family, 1291 01:03:13,739 --> 01:03:15,738 - and all you think about... - is fucking. 1292 01:03:16,059 --> 01:03:17,937 This girl screws up everything. 1293 01:03:18,058 --> 01:03:20,299 No. Well, yes... No. 1294 01:03:20,538 --> 01:03:23,578 I'm back because I need you. 1295 01:03:23,739 --> 01:03:26,700 You don't respect anyone, not me, Candela or poor Gustavo. 1296 01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:27,611 Es family or no? 1297 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:29,373 Family, family, family, family. 1298 01:03:29,899 --> 01:03:31,618 This is the worst party ever. 1299 01:03:31,779 --> 01:03:33,339 I feel very hurt. 1300 01:03:33,739 --> 01:03:36,018 - Hurt? You're a fag. - Me? 1301 01:03:36,019 --> 01:03:37,979 I saw you in the pantry with Fran. 1302 01:03:38,139 --> 01:03:41,739 I saw you too, and it's awful what you're doing to poor Lola. 1303 01:03:41,899 --> 01:03:44,619 - Fran... - We're just friends, that's all. 1304 01:03:44,739 --> 01:03:46,939 I saw this coming. 1305 01:03:47,938 --> 01:03:50,059 I... am a woman... 1306 01:03:51,219 --> 01:03:54,019 and you... you like men. 1307 01:03:54,179 --> 01:03:56,659 Right, it's over. 1308 01:03:57,658 --> 01:04:00,380 - What's over? - Us, it's over. 1309 01:04:00,619 --> 01:04:03,540 I'm sick of you using me. Do you know why I'm here? 1310 01:04:03,699 --> 01:04:07,139 - Gus, this isn't the time. - Fine, the show's about to start. 1311 01:04:07,299 --> 01:04:09,260 - Lola brought me here... - No. 1312 01:04:09,379 --> 01:04:12,019 So her ex would see that she's not alone. 1313 01:04:12,219 --> 01:04:14,178 - I knew it! - You still love Javier? 1314 01:04:14,338 --> 01:04:15,739 No, hold on! 1315 01:04:15,898 --> 01:04:18,179 You're the one who French kissed me! 1316 01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:19,979 So did you! 1317 01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:22,939 She jumps on everyone except you. 1318 01:04:22,940 --> 01:04:24,620 - You kissed Lola? - What about you? 1319 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:28,018 Just to stop her seeing that her boyfriend was a fag. 1320 01:04:28,019 --> 01:04:29,180 - Me too. - I'm not a fag! 1321 01:04:29,339 --> 01:04:32,938 You people think everyone's gay! 1322 01:04:33,099 --> 01:04:34,498 I'm lost. 1323 01:04:34,779 --> 01:04:37,940 I don't feel so good. I feel weird, I see flashes. 1324 01:04:38,059 --> 01:04:40,540 The only normal lesbian here is my daughter. 1325 01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:41,700 What? 1326 01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:43,099 You knew? 1327 01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:45,860 Since when? 1328 01:04:45,938 --> 01:04:48,780 Ever since you married Barbie and Nancy. 1329 01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:50,180 Oh, Mom! 1330 01:04:51,859 --> 01:04:53,980 Guys, please! 1331 01:04:54,380 --> 01:04:55,380 Where's Candela? 1332 01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:59,340 My girl! She's disappeared! 1333 01:04:59,781 --> 01:05:03,379 Don't get nervous, I'm sure she's in her room. 1334 01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:04,939 Candela! 1335 01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:07,660 - Don't get nervous. - Candela! 1336 01:05:07,861 --> 01:05:09,260 What's wrong? What? 1337 01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:11,979 - I think my waters broke. - You're kidding me! Now? 1338 01:05:12,059 --> 01:05:14,700 - The calf is on the way! - Breathe, that's it. 1339 01:05:14,860 --> 01:05:16,501 We'll drive to the hospital, OK? 1340 01:05:16,659 --> 01:05:19,820 But we're in the middle of fucking nowhere! 1341 01:05:19,940 --> 01:05:21,860 Let's get her inside. 1342 01:05:26,180 --> 01:05:27,861 - Move the sofa. - Here, here. 1343 01:05:27,981 --> 01:05:29,300 Watch the step. 1344 01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:32,339 Slowly. I can't believe we're having a baby here. 1345 01:05:32,579 --> 01:05:33,940 I've got a beach wrap. 1346 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:37,700 - Sit down, right here. - Let's go. 1347 01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:40,940 - Sit down, carefully. - Sit her down. 1348 01:05:41,061 --> 01:05:42,381 No, no, no! 1349 01:05:42,660 --> 01:05:44,381 OK, slowly. 1350 01:05:44,621 --> 01:05:46,261 - Good, good. - You take her. 1351 01:05:46,380 --> 01:05:48,981 Sit down here. Lean back. 1352 01:05:49,140 --> 01:05:51,020 Slowly. Watch her legs. 1353 01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:52,541 Alright, honey, relax. 1354 01:05:52,701 --> 01:05:55,260 I'll get the car keys and we'll go to the hospital. 1355 01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:57,101 - You stay here. - You dickhead! 1356 01:05:57,301 --> 01:05:59,940 Where the fuck am I going if it hurts to move?! 1357 01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:03,620 - Alright, breathe in... - And out. 1358 01:06:03,821 --> 01:06:05,701 Tell those fags to shut up! 1359 01:06:06,781 --> 01:06:09,261 Don't scream, my head will explode! 1360 01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:12,181 And your family screams inside... 1361 01:06:12,340 --> 01:06:14,260 Honey, look at me. 1362 01:06:15,821 --> 01:06:17,820 - Think about the lentil. - No, 1363 01:06:17,941 --> 01:06:19,901 this is no lentil. 1364 01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:24,061 It's a giant melon that's going to make my pussy explode! 1365 01:06:24,222 --> 01:06:25,582 Shit! 1366 01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:29,301 Candela, I'm not mad, I just want you to come out. 1367 01:06:29,540 --> 01:06:31,382 It's in a rush to come into the world. 1368 01:06:31,701 --> 01:06:33,980 A rush? No, no, no! 1369 01:06:33,981 --> 01:06:36,340 Labour can last hours, days, weeks. 1370 01:06:36,581 --> 01:06:38,101 - Mom, do something! - What? 1371 01:06:38,220 --> 01:06:40,501 You've birthed lots of calves. 1372 01:06:40,661 --> 01:06:43,142 Gay boys, boil water and bring towels. 1373 01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:45,741 I want to make it clear, 1374 01:06:45,860 --> 01:06:48,181 - I'm very hetero, OK? - Move it, fag! 1375 01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:49,501 Her vein's popping. 1376 01:06:49,661 --> 01:06:52,382 Just as well I decided not to go through this. 1377 01:06:53,062 --> 01:06:54,660 - Get some cloths. - Cloths... 1378 01:06:56,101 --> 01:06:58,182 - How many? One, two...? - It doesn't matter. 1379 01:06:58,340 --> 01:07:00,821 Open the microwave. 1380 01:07:00,942 --> 01:07:02,701 Put it in. Gently. 1381 01:07:02,862 --> 01:07:03,941 Gently. 1382 01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:05,101 Hit it. 1383 01:07:06,380 --> 01:07:08,742 - We're a good team. - Yeah, we make a good team. 1384 01:07:11,901 --> 01:07:13,541 Fags, she says. 1385 01:07:13,741 --> 01:07:15,981 These country folks have no idea. 1386 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:20,542 Well... I'm gay. 1387 01:07:22,941 --> 01:07:25,181 Right. I'm not. 1388 01:07:25,301 --> 01:07:27,942 I'm... tolerant. 1389 01:07:28,062 --> 01:07:29,862 I mean, I'm hetero. 1390 01:07:29,983 --> 01:07:31,061 Sure, sure. 1391 01:07:32,782 --> 01:07:36,342 It's like anything, if you haven't tried it... 1392 01:07:38,542 --> 01:07:39,861 You never... 1393 01:07:43,741 --> 01:07:45,222 Look. 1394 01:07:50,582 --> 01:07:51,582 What? 1395 01:07:53,101 --> 01:07:54,101 Nothing. 1396 01:07:55,101 --> 01:07:56,823 I didn't feel a thing. 1397 01:08:06,703 --> 01:08:08,102 I can't breathe. 1398 01:08:08,222 --> 01:08:10,862 I can't breathe! 1399 01:08:11,902 --> 01:08:13,502 Back away, she can't breathe. 1400 01:08:13,862 --> 01:08:16,943 - Want some of this? - I want an epidural! 1401 01:08:17,062 --> 01:08:18,702 Let's get her squatting. 1402 01:08:18,903 --> 01:08:20,701 It'll open up the birth canal. 1403 01:08:20,862 --> 01:08:23,142 She's got narrow hips and... 1404 01:08:23,743 --> 01:08:25,063 - Come on, Blanquita. - 1, 2, 3. 1405 01:08:25,382 --> 01:08:26,822 Let's go. 1406 01:08:26,942 --> 01:08:29,262 You bastards, I want anesthetics! 1407 01:08:30,782 --> 01:08:32,702 Lola, bring something that works! 1408 01:08:32,863 --> 01:08:34,183 My arms are going to drop off! 1409 01:08:35,582 --> 01:08:36,303 Sof�a! 1410 01:08:36,543 --> 01:08:38,022 I can't... 1411 01:08:38,942 --> 01:08:42,021 Ver�nica's room has an arsenal of sleeping pills! 1412 01:08:42,022 --> 01:08:44,783 Whatever it is. Bring everything! 1413 01:08:44,942 --> 01:08:47,582 I want to be drugged out! Or kill me. 1414 01:08:47,942 --> 01:08:49,800 Just fucking kill me! 1415 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:52,295 That Obama admires European healthcare... 1416 01:08:53,023 --> 01:08:54,223 It's the cutbacks. 1417 01:08:55,664 --> 01:08:57,023 Has anyone seen Candela? 1418 01:08:57,143 --> 01:08:58,982 I'm a bad mother, I'll traumatize her. 1419 01:08:59,143 --> 01:09:02,262 - Did you look properly? - Yes! She's gone! It's my fault! 1420 01:09:02,383 --> 01:09:05,343 - No, it's your fault! - OK, let's calm down. 1421 01:09:05,623 --> 01:09:07,782 You look outside, I'll look inside. Go. 1422 01:09:09,542 --> 01:09:10,943 Honey, we can go. 1423 01:09:11,062 --> 01:09:12,624 Have you thought about a home birth? 1424 01:09:12,783 --> 01:09:14,343 - What? - No. 1425 01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:17,102 - How are you, honey? - Fucking terrific. 1426 01:09:17,263 --> 01:09:18,862 I'm fucking terrific! 1427 01:09:18,983 --> 01:09:22,383 I'm giving birth 'bareback' in Nowheresville! Fucking great! 1428 01:09:22,623 --> 01:09:23,623 Fucking great! 1429 01:09:23,784 --> 01:09:24,943 Candela! 1430 01:09:26,182 --> 01:09:27,182 Have you seen Candela? 1431 01:09:28,342 --> 01:09:30,783 I don't know... I guess she's in her room. 1432 01:09:32,384 --> 01:09:33,983 I admit it. 1433 01:09:34,143 --> 01:09:35,743 What? 1434 01:09:35,902 --> 01:09:37,983 I'm dying to kiss you too. 1435 01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:41,623 Really? 1436 01:10:35,864 --> 01:10:37,384 - Wait, wait. - What? 1437 01:10:37,624 --> 01:10:39,024 Candela. 1438 01:10:39,144 --> 01:10:41,343 Don't worry, it's kids stuff. 1439 01:10:46,265 --> 01:10:47,784 - No, wait, wait. - What? What? 1440 01:10:47,945 --> 01:10:50,544 Do you know where Candela had her tree house? 1441 01:10:50,743 --> 01:10:53,584 In the tree next to the kitchen, 1442 01:10:53,745 --> 01:10:56,264 but we're more comfortable here. 1443 01:10:59,663 --> 01:11:00,824 - No, wait. - What? What? 1444 01:11:00,944 --> 01:11:03,143 - I'll be right back. - But... 1445 01:11:03,304 --> 01:11:04,865 But... In�s. 1446 01:11:06,665 --> 01:11:07,665 I'll be right back. 1447 01:11:14,744 --> 01:11:16,985 That's it, I'm calling an ambulance. 1448 01:11:17,145 --> 01:11:20,464 No, you need to climb the tree. 1449 01:11:20,584 --> 01:11:23,065 Javier, I need you to help me find Candela. 1450 01:11:23,265 --> 01:11:25,425 Now, Ver�nica? Is this the time? 1451 01:11:25,624 --> 01:11:27,026 Are you her father or not? 1452 01:11:27,145 --> 01:11:29,064 If you move, I'll snip you. 1453 01:11:29,225 --> 01:11:31,384 I swear I'll slice your balls! 1454 01:11:33,184 --> 01:11:35,945 Honey, I'll be one minute. You won't know I've gone. 1455 01:11:36,145 --> 01:11:38,225 Son of a bitch! 1456 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:42,744 - I need a drink...two drinks - Get ready, I can see the calf's head. 1457 01:11:44,105 --> 01:11:47,664 Come on now! Up! One, two, three, up! 1458 01:11:47,825 --> 01:11:49,105 Candela! 1459 01:11:50,385 --> 01:11:51,466 Candela! 1460 01:11:52,745 --> 01:11:54,826 Was she kidnapped by Romanians or Chinese? 1461 01:11:54,946 --> 01:11:57,145 Shit, don't say that, it creeps me out. 1462 01:11:57,265 --> 01:11:59,265 The organ market is the only one on the rise. 1463 01:11:59,464 --> 01:12:02,626 Cut it out. You're freaking me out. 1464 01:12:02,745 --> 01:12:04,426 My wife's giving birth in your house 1465 01:12:04,665 --> 01:12:07,225 and suddenly I have a daughter that's just disappeared. 1466 01:12:07,345 --> 01:12:09,625 One you'll have to support now. 1467 01:12:09,745 --> 01:12:11,746 Everyone contributes to the support here. 1468 01:12:11,946 --> 01:12:14,744 - Will you, her father, do that? - I'm totally sure. 1469 01:12:14,745 --> 01:12:17,825 When we rescue her, we'll decide how to bring her up. 1470 01:12:17,985 --> 01:12:20,305 - Fine by me. - I've thought it over. 1471 01:12:20,465 --> 01:12:23,626 After secondary school, Montessori or Waldorf are the best. 1472 01:12:23,746 --> 01:12:25,425 A school with its own food. 1473 01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:27,305 No catering, it's so unhealthy. 1474 01:12:27,505 --> 01:12:30,306 TV and computer will be adult-supervised 1475 01:12:30,505 --> 01:12:32,186 - until she's 14. - Ver�nica... 1476 01:12:32,307 --> 01:12:34,425 Why didn't you tell me Candela was my daughter? 1477 01:12:36,945 --> 01:12:39,145 Did you want to be a dad. 1478 01:12:40,505 --> 01:12:42,385 - Well... - You see? 1479 01:12:42,586 --> 01:12:44,265 I'll send you an Excel with everything. 1480 01:12:44,465 --> 01:12:46,265 Go on, move it! 1481 01:12:46,425 --> 01:12:47,425 Candela! 1482 01:12:47,586 --> 01:12:49,705 Look, it's opening up, 1483 01:12:49,906 --> 01:12:51,306 like a ripe melon. 1484 01:12:51,467 --> 01:12:52,745 Get it out, fuck! 1485 01:12:52,945 --> 01:12:55,066 Someone stick their hand in and pull it out! 1486 01:12:57,586 --> 01:12:59,266 Mom, her hand's like a vice! 1487 01:13:00,467 --> 01:13:01,946 The ambulance will be 20 minutes! 1488 01:13:02,106 --> 01:13:05,666 God, your pussy looks like a freeway tunnel! 1489 01:13:05,826 --> 01:13:07,707 We're looking at the fucking miracle of life! 1490 01:13:07,906 --> 01:13:10,626 Blanca, any words of welcome for your son? 1491 01:13:10,747 --> 01:13:13,066 Don't film me on your cellphone! Stick it up your ass! 1492 01:13:13,226 --> 01:13:14,386 Have you seen In�s? 1493 01:13:14,586 --> 01:13:17,267 - Common, push. - I can't! I can't! 1494 01:13:17,467 --> 01:13:20,267 I've never been so proud to be a woman. 1495 01:13:20,505 --> 01:13:22,585 - I can't take it anymore. - That's it, very good. 1496 01:13:23,306 --> 01:13:24,386 Very good! 1497 01:13:33,586 --> 01:13:35,146 Cool place, huh? 1498 01:13:40,265 --> 01:13:41,346 Can I sit down? 1499 01:13:49,427 --> 01:13:50,546 Shit! 1500 01:13:55,506 --> 01:13:56,507 What's wrong? 1501 01:13:57,946 --> 01:14:00,387 Tell me anything, we're friends. 1502 01:14:00,547 --> 01:14:01,987 I don't want to speak to you. 1503 01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:04,706 How come? 1504 01:14:04,907 --> 01:14:07,986 Everything was fine, then you come and ruin it, 1505 01:14:08,107 --> 01:14:09,307 as usual. 1506 01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:12,667 Right. 1507 01:14:14,306 --> 01:14:17,507 - You've worried your mom. - And you've pissed her off. 1508 01:14:25,227 --> 01:14:28,107 I didn't finish the story of Candy Z. 1509 01:14:28,267 --> 01:14:29,387 I don't like it. 1510 01:14:29,587 --> 01:14:32,068 That's because I haven't told you the ending. 1511 01:14:34,547 --> 01:14:36,506 It turns out that Candy Z... 1512 01:14:37,708 --> 01:14:40,587 realized that being like everyone else is impossible. 1513 01:14:41,146 --> 01:14:43,067 She's different, you know? 1514 01:14:44,668 --> 01:14:47,466 And however much she wants to, she can't change that. 1515 01:14:48,987 --> 01:14:51,987 So she discovered her true power. 1516 01:14:52,387 --> 01:14:53,547 What power? 1517 01:14:55,546 --> 01:14:57,587 The power of acceptance, 1518 01:14:58,867 --> 01:15:02,109 of being who she is and living her life. 1519 01:15:25,867 --> 01:15:28,268 It's time to see the 'ID card'. 1520 01:15:28,388 --> 01:15:29,588 What is it? 1521 01:15:29,748 --> 01:15:32,149 We don't know yet, but she's got a vagina. 1522 01:15:44,227 --> 01:15:46,188 Blanca, honey, how are you? 1523 01:15:50,149 --> 01:15:51,467 - Mom! - My girl! 1524 01:15:52,907 --> 01:15:54,026 Are you angry? 1525 01:15:54,027 --> 01:15:56,348 No, I'm so glad you're here. 1526 01:15:57,068 --> 01:15:59,028 In�s told me a really cool story. 1527 01:15:59,148 --> 01:16:01,428 It's about a planet full of superheroes 1528 01:16:01,629 --> 01:16:03,549 and a girl is born without superpowers. 1529 01:16:03,707 --> 01:16:05,509 Her name's Candy Z. 1530 01:16:05,668 --> 01:16:08,028 A juvenile dystopia, good thinking. 1531 01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:10,508 Come on, meet your brother. 1532 01:16:10,628 --> 01:16:12,347 Or sister, whatever. 1533 01:16:14,749 --> 01:16:16,589 That Candy Z story... 1534 01:16:16,749 --> 01:16:17,749 Yes? 1535 01:16:17,869 --> 01:16:18,989 It's not bad. 1536 01:16:19,108 --> 01:16:21,947 Though I don't see you writing children's stories. 1537 01:16:22,108 --> 01:16:24,988 Thanks for looking after Candela. 1538 01:16:25,420 --> 01:16:26,490 Excuse me. 1539 01:16:27,589 --> 01:16:29,469 This Candy Z story... 1540 01:16:30,029 --> 01:16:31,600 We're on Spanish soil. It's mine. 1541 01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:34,049 I want this story. 1542 01:16:34,909 --> 01:16:35,909 It's all yours. 1543 01:16:36,189 --> 01:16:39,109 Can we discuss co-production tomorrow? 1544 01:16:39,268 --> 01:16:40,268 Yes. 1545 01:16:41,229 --> 01:16:43,508 So we can go back to where we were? 1546 01:16:43,669 --> 01:16:44,670 What are you doing? 1547 01:16:44,869 --> 01:16:46,949 Since I'm out of the closet, 1548 01:16:47,069 --> 01:16:49,189 we can kiss in front of everyone, the way you like it. 1549 01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:50,708 You and me? 1550 01:16:51,188 --> 01:16:53,349 Don't pretend, you love it. 1551 01:16:55,229 --> 01:16:56,229 Oh, my girl. 1552 01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:59,108 I'm glad I met your girlfriend before I went back home. 1553 01:16:59,348 --> 01:17:00,508 Guys! 1554 01:17:01,029 --> 01:17:02,669 We found Ver�nica's secret stash. 1555 01:17:06,590 --> 01:17:08,389 What can you do? 1556 01:17:09,868 --> 01:17:11,908 I hope you're very happy. 1557 01:17:12,028 --> 01:17:15,469 A toast! Everyone around the baby! 1558 01:17:15,629 --> 01:17:17,668 Let's do our first selfie! 1559 01:17:18,270 --> 01:17:20,190 All together: 'To raise a child, 1560 01:17:20,310 --> 01:17:22,349 you need a whole tribe'. 1561 01:17:22,550 --> 01:17:25,950 To raise a child, you need a whole tribe. 1562 01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:29,109 - Take that! - Ol�! 1563 01:17:29,269 --> 01:17:31,229 Here we are, all together. 1564 01:17:38,190 --> 01:17:39,230 In�s. 1565 01:17:45,468 --> 01:17:46,870 You're going? 1566 01:17:50,990 --> 01:17:52,310 No goodbye? 1567 01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:20,950 Lola. 1568 01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:22,300 What? 1569 01:18:25,030 --> 01:18:26,030 The dress. 1570 01:18:26,669 --> 01:18:28,910 You've got it on inside out. 1571 01:18:56,071 --> 01:18:58,350 Hey, sorry, sorry. 1572 01:18:58,510 --> 01:19:01,390 I'm sorry. I'm desperate. 1573 01:19:01,590 --> 01:19:04,189 It's been 6 hours and I always end up here. 1574 01:19:04,350 --> 01:19:05,710 Which way is Madrid? 1575 01:19:06,270 --> 01:19:08,271 If you like... I can be your GPS. 1576 01:19:09,031 --> 01:19:11,270 That's wonderful, I'm so confused. 1577 01:19:11,590 --> 01:19:12,950 - Russian Red? - What? 1578 01:19:13,110 --> 01:19:14,351 The color. 1579 01:19:14,511 --> 01:19:16,271 No, just pink. Simple. 1580 01:19:16,552 --> 01:19:18,071 It's just... 1581 01:19:20,620 --> 01:19:21,900 Perfect. 1582 01:19:22,310 --> 01:19:23,071 Thanks. 1583 01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:24,620 Let's go. 111375