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DRE: My son. My namesake.
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My God, he bums me out.
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Junior had decided to take
a gap year for himself,
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and I had agreed to respect his choice.
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[Sour guitar chords play]
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The problem was, he wasn't
giving me much to respect.
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Welcome back to the podcast.
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Today's guest, Jack, has canceled.
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That's it!
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I'm taking you to work!
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And get rid of that damn rabbit!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Ready for my first day at Dad's office!
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Aah, look at you going to work!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
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Finally ready to do something
with that gap year.
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Aw, come on.
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Hey, I've done things, okay?
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My podcast has two subscribers.
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Only one. I'm sorry, sweetheart.
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I-I unsubscribed.
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All right. Come on. Let's go, son.
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You can see a strong, black man
handle his business.
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I didn't realize you worked
with Terry Crews.
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[Junior and Rainbow laugh]
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That was good, sweetie!
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- I'm just messing with you, big guy.
- No, it wasn't.
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- It was good.
- I'll be in the car.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- [Cellphone chimes]
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- He's killing me, Bow.
- Hmm.
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[Gasps]
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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Erica just quit.
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Who?
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Black Nanny Two, Dre.
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This couldn't come at a worse time.
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I have four surgeries today.
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How are we gonna find somebody?
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Hey, don't worry about it, baby.
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I'll make some calls.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Mama?!
- RUBY: Yeah?
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- You want to be Devante's nanny?
- Okay.
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If my baby needs a nanny
for his baby, I'll do it.
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That's great. That's great.
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Come on, now. I'm serious.
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I'll nanny that baby.
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- See?
- Really, Ruby?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Huh.
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- Are you bonded?
- Uh, no.
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Do you have
your class C driver's license?
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Suspended.
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CPR certificate?
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Well, she has been known
to choke people.
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What are your qualifications?
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Andre, did you die when you were a baby?
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- Not that I know of.
- Qualified.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Come on now.
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I love that little man.
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Yeah. Come on, baby.
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- [Chuckles]
- How could you say no to that?
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Very easily. No!
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What?
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But I am desperate, so...
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yes, we can try it.
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- That's fine.
- Oh, that's wonderful.
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- That's good.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm gonna need three weeks off
at Christmas.
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Yeah?
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Hey, hey. You know where I go.
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[Indistinct conversation, laughter]
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STEVENS: What's wrong, Dre?
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Oh. Did you accidentally
wipe some Hot Cheetos dust
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on your fancy sweater?
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No. You know, Junior's gonna be
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interning here a few days a week,
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and I'm trying to teach him
some responsibility,
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but I'm worried he's a lost cause.
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- Hmm.
- Well...
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Hey, guys.
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Thanks for the opportunity.
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- Just interning?
- Mm-hmm.
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That's good to know.
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I thought he was here to take my place
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as your wingman and confidant.
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[Chuckles]
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Or to take my job.
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[Whispering] Is that
what you're here to do?
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[Louder] Is it?
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'Cause if it is, you got to tell me.
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You also got to tell me
where you got that sweater
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because it's fire.
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[Chuckles nervously]
My... My mom bought it for me.
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Your mom's fire, too.
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Well, young man, you have chosen
a great time to be here
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because your dad just hit it
out of the park
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with the Google campaign.
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- Yes! Grr!
- Ah, yeah.
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You hear that? They put
some respect on your dad's name.
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And we're going to need another home run
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with our new client, Hometown Market.
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They... They're...
They're trying to take
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their comfort food from the suburbs
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to the urban space.
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- So black people.
- Uh, or gentrifying whites.
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Connor's right. It's... It's the blacks.
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And, uh, some Hispanics.
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You know, people who ride the bus.
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[Sighs] Okay, guys.
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We're getting off track, all right?
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Maybe we should look
at this Hometown Market Menu.
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Maybe that will give us some ideas.
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These names are kind of bland.
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"Tuna melt"?
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"Turkey pot pie"?
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Maybe we can give these dishes
new urban names.
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Ah. Like Charlie.
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[Chuckles] Charlie's an urban name.
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Ooh, these Charlies look delicious.
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Don't put no hot sauce on my Charlies.
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Why don't we name them after something
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that black people like, like rappers?
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Okay, we like a lot more
than just rappers.
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Yeah, of course you do.
But how about this?
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The Run DM Seafood Tower.
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Or... Or the Kanye Western Omelet.
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- Ooh, I got one.
- Nice.
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The Notorious BLT.
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[Laughter]
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Sorry, the... the Cardi BLT.
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Oh, oh, oh! I got a good slogan.
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"Hometown Market: get in here, Boo."
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Why don't we just move on for now, okay?
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And, you know, I'll look
at all these things
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on my own a little later.
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That is why you are a star, Dre.
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All right.
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Well, I'm gonna go play some golf.
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Oh, very good. Very good.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Mommy's home just in time for snack.
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What's it gonna be, huh? Avocado?
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I think he's still full.
He had a cupcake at the park.
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You bought him a cupcake?
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No. A handsome man
enjoying cupcakes on a bench
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gave us one.
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Ha, he gave 'em to all the children.
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A stranger was handing out
cupcakes at a park,
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and he gave one to my baby?
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You forgot "handsome."
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[Laughs]
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I don't take cupcakes from uggos.
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I wasn't worried about his hotness.
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Ruby?
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Hmm?
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You need to read Devante's bible
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- and get familiar with the rules.
- Mm-hmm.
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First off, don't take things
from strangers.
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And other headlines...
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no screens
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and no choking hazards
like hot dogs and grapes.
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- Or...
- Oh, come on, Rainbow.
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Babies love grapes.
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I used to tie a bag of grapes
around Dre's neck
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so he could snack and play.
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So he could choke hands-free.
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[Chuckles] Okay.
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[Singsong voice] Let's go with Mommy.
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[Grunts]
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[Normal voice] Read my bible.
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I'll read your bible right away,
Rainbow.
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- Thank you.
- See you later, Devante.
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See you later, reckless grandma.
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Bye.
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DIANE: What are you doing in my room?
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And give me one good reason
not to snap your neck right now.
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You know what? Don't.
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I'm in the mood to snap necks.
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I'm trying to crack
the parental-control code
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on this TV
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so I can watch
the horror movie "Unfriended."
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You can't crack that code.
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You're not good at numbers.
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Keep doubting me. You'll see.
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Come on. Move.
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0-0-0-8.
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- [Beeps]
- Dang it.
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0-0-0-9.
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- [Beeps]
- Dang it.
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0-0-0-10.
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- [Beeps]
- It... It won't fit.
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- How are we in the same grade?
- [Beeps]
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Good first day, huh?
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Got to see your old man in action,
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handling business.
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Yeah.
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Do your co-workers
always talk like that?
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- Hmm?
- Their ideas were pretty offensive.
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It's a creative business, son, you know.
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People need to get their juices flowing,
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but I keep a check
on their worst instincts
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to make sure none of that bad stuff
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- gets in the work.
- Hmm.
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Seems like they said
a bunch of racist things,
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and you just let it slide.
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Hey! Hey, hey, son.
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I don't let anything slide, all right?
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They know when I sigh,
they better tighten up.
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Oh, yeah.
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I hear loud sighing
is what ended slavery!
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And we all remember
the sigh on Washington.
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Okay, what the [bleep]? Huh?
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If you weren't so busy judging me,
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you would have noticed
that I was the one
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steering the conversation in there
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to make sure that we had
the best product
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that we could all be proud of.
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All I know is, at home,
you call out racism
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and tell us
we need to always take a stand,
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but I guess it's different
for a strong black man at work.
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I'ma go wait in the car, Boo.
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Actually, I'm gonna need the key fob.
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How's my strong black mens? [Laughs]
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Why don't you ask him?
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[Refrigerator door opens]
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What's he talking about?
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Oh, I made a mistake.
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- Oh?
- He's not ready for the real world.
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Oh, my God. Wait.
Did... Did he have tree nuts?
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He accused me of being a sellout, Bow.
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- Oh.
- He crossed the line.
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- Okay.
- I always take a stand.
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I-I donate to Black Lives Matter.
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I don't shop at H&M.
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And I didn't go back
to Chick-fil-A after a week
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like some people.
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[Quietly] It's really good.
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He spent one day in my office,
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and he thinks he knows everything.
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Bow, I fight racism every day!
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- I know.
- When I first got to Stevens & Lido,
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it was like Boston in the '70s.
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Now because of me,
it's like Boston in the '90s.
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[Normal voice] Sounds like
he really got to you.
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No. Not at all.
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- Okay.
- But I will tell you this.
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- Hmm?
- He's not coming back to my office.
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As a matter of fact, I'm removing him
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from the family Christmas photo, so...
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Yes, he, uh... he did get to me.
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Aww. Look, Dre.
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If you don't think
he got the full picture,
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then why don't you have him
go back to work
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so he can see the final result?
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- Maybe you're right.
- Yeah.
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He only got to see me steering the car,
257
00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,027
not drive it across the finish line.
258
00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,130
Yeah, there you go.
259
00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,664
And I'ma take that checkered flag,
260
00:08:53,716 --> 00:08:54,799
- and I'm gonna shove it [bleep].
- Okay, okay. Do you want a grape?
261
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,867
Grape?
262
00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,386
♪
263
00:08:58,505 --> 00:08:59,504
[Door opens]
264
00:08:59,589 --> 00:09:01,906
Aww, buddy.
265
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,592
You're never going to be able
to crack that code.
266
00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,878
Come on.
267
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,946
I'll put on "Nemo" for you.
268
00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:10,782
- That'd be great.
- Mm-hmm.
269
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,900
If I hadn't cracked it.
270
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,352
Wait, what?
271
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,953
How'd you figure out the code Dad used?
272
00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,188
Found a Post-it in his nightstand
273
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:18,923
- with the code on it.
- Really?!
274
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,292
And I watched "Unfriended"
without parental guidance.
275
00:09:21,344 --> 00:09:22,994
Ha! You mocked me,
276
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,029
but now who's seen
the scariest movie ever
277
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,330
and will probably have nightmares?
278
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,166
Okay. So what's the code?
279
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,035
Uh, nope. Not happening.
280
00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:34,439
But, Jack, this is
a business opportunity.
281
00:09:34,524 --> 00:09:36,274
- Really?
- Yeah.
282
00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:37,708
Tell me more.
283
00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,912
E-Even if it takes all night.
284
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,314
Are you afraid to go to bed?
285
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,316
That movie was so messed up.
286
00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:46,584
♪
287
00:09:46,636 --> 00:09:48,503
- Hey, good morning, everyone.
- Good morning.
288
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,422
Was a hot start yesterday
with Hometown Market,
289
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,357
so let's just jump back in.
290
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:57,892
- How about N.W.A-1 Burger?
- [Chuckling]
291
00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,730
Bullseye, Dad.
292
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,965
Okay, guys.
293
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:06,437
Uh, I think this rapper thing
is kind of... corny.
294
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,406
Ooh, okay.
295
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:11,876
All right. Well, we do not want
to come off as out of touch,
296
00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,010
so thank you, Dre.
297
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,146
Oh. Okay.
298
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,632
Okay, so Josh and I were
talking earlier in the kitchen
299
00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,017
about how a character or a spokesperson
300
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,253
might appeal to the urban consumer.
301
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,521
Right, like Joe Camel.
302
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,356
Ooh. Listening.
303
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,058
But it is a restaurant,
304
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,861
- so, obviously, it has to be a woman.
- Right.
305
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,796
But not a regular woman. A fun one.
306
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:32,964
But no nonsense.
307
00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,533
Okay. You mean a woman
that's, uh, independent.
308
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,268
- Intelligent.
- Charismatic.
309
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,553
Exactly!
310
00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:39,904
- Okay.
- Sassy.
311
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,340
- It's a sassy black woman!
- "Heeey!" You know.
312
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,208
Okay, guys.
313
00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:45,509
Trust me.
314
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,880
We do not want a caricature
of a black woman.
315
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,014
No, no, Dre. Look.
316
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,749
What I mean is, like,
317
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:56,159
the sassy Pine-Sol woman
or, um, sassy Annie, huh?
318
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,550
From the Popeyes chicken commercials?
319
00:10:57,604 --> 00:10:59,770
Okay, that's exactly
what I'm talking about.
320
00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:02,206
All right? Those are always the go-to.
321
00:11:02,258 --> 00:11:04,508
Plus those images are already out there.
322
00:11:04,577 --> 00:11:06,877
Come on, guys. Can't...
Can't we find something fresher
323
00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:08,179
for Hometown Market?
324
00:11:08,214 --> 00:11:11,148
Look, Dre, these spokespeople
are huge successes.
325
00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:12,516
We need something like that,
326
00:11:12,585 --> 00:11:16,520
like a Mama Somebody
or like a Sister Whatever.
327
00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:17,571
Sister...
328
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:18,656
Auntie! Auntie.
329
00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:19,990
I saw that once in a movie.
330
00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:22,926
Auntie. That is great. I love it.
331
00:11:22,979 --> 00:11:24,829
No! It's... It's not great.
332
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:27,315
It's, uh... It's irresponsible.
333
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,799
Do you think that's the only way
334
00:11:28,851 --> 00:11:30,368
that black people want
to see themselves?
335
00:11:30,453 --> 00:11:33,421
Huh? Do you think that's who we are?
336
00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,506
Dre, people are gonna love her.
337
00:11:35,608 --> 00:11:37,325
I don't love her!
338
00:11:37,443 --> 00:11:40,478
And I find it offensive.
339
00:11:40,546 --> 00:11:41,412
All right, Dre.
340
00:11:41,514 --> 00:11:44,715
All right. I hear you.
341
00:11:44,784 --> 00:11:46,250
Why don't we just take a few minutes?
342
00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:49,036
We'll regroup, and we will...
343
00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,554
figure out a new course, okay?
344
00:11:50,657 --> 00:11:53,441
Okay.
345
00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:54,992
Okay.
346
00:11:56,796 --> 00:11:58,596
Yeah.
347
00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:01,699
I'm just gonna call home real quick,
and then I'll scrub in.
348
00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,270
Devante? Devante?
349
00:12:06,339 --> 00:12:07,371
Hey, sweetie.
350
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,255
- [Devante coos]
- Hi.
351
00:12:08,374 --> 00:12:10,285
Wait. Why... Why do you have the phone?
352
00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:11,508
Where's... Where's Grandma?
353
00:12:11,561 --> 00:12:13,144
Are you by yourself, sweetheart?
354
00:12:13,229 --> 00:12:14,779
Devante? What's happening?
355
00:12:14,831 --> 00:12:17,415
- [Phone falls]
- Mo... Oh, okay! Mom, can you... oh, my God.
356
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,040
Okay. Um, I'm coming! Mommy's coming!
357
00:12:19,111 --> 00:12:20,117
Mommy's coming!
358
00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:22,853
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
359
00:12:22,922 --> 00:12:25,005
Ruby, where were you?
360
00:12:25,091 --> 00:12:26,290
I had to leave a surgery.
361
00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:29,493
What... Why is he in the baby cage,
362
00:12:29,545 --> 00:12:30,878
and why does he have a phone?
363
00:12:30,963 --> 00:12:32,396
Oh, I thought it would be okay
364
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,331
since he had so much free time...
365
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:37,001
- Wha...
- ...to explore in the ball pit at IKEA.
366
00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:38,035
Oh, my God.
367
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:41,021
In the ball pit?!
368
00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:43,424
They put numbers on the kids
so you don't lose them,
369
00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:47,010
and I even fed him a Swedish meatball
370
00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:48,579
through the ball-pit net.
371
00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:50,314
[Chuckles] He loved it.
372
00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:54,285
Okay. So you didn't follow
any of my rules?
373
00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:56,170
Rainbow.
374
00:12:56,289 --> 00:12:59,523
All those rules are the reasons
you can't keep a nanny.
375
00:12:59,609 --> 00:13:03,160
Now, they'd complain to me,
and I defended you!
376
00:13:03,229 --> 00:13:04,395
But now I get it.
377
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:05,396
[Chuckles]
378
00:13:05,481 --> 00:13:07,865
Also, I never defended you.
379
00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,066
Yeah, okay.
380
00:13:09,118 --> 00:13:15,656
I... I tried
for like two whole, long days,
381
00:13:15,742 --> 00:13:19,477
but you cannot be Devante's nanny.
382
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,212
But I love watching him.
383
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,863
Yes, well, you should have
thought of that
384
00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:25,566
before you gave him a meatball
through a net.
385
00:13:25,651 --> 00:13:27,151
[Inhales sharply, sighs]
386
00:13:27,236 --> 00:13:28,986
Yeah.
387
00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:32,690
It's best we... part ways.
388
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,792
[Exhales forcefully]
389
00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:37,194
Dad, that was amazing!
390
00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:38,579
- Mm-hmm.
- The looks on their faces.
391
00:13:38,664 --> 00:13:40,865
You spoke truth to power!
392
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:42,433
You know what, son?
393
00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:44,068
I'm glad you were there to witness it.
394
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:46,137
Yeah, my dad is Kaepernick.
395
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:48,972
Ah, well, you know, son,
I just do what I can.
396
00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:50,574
- Hey, Dre.
- [Chuckles] Oh.
397
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,643
Junior. Ah, listen, we were chatting,
398
00:13:52,745 --> 00:13:55,412
and we actually like
the direction we're headed,
399
00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:57,114
so I decided that we're gonna
keep moving
400
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,450
on the campaign without you,
401
00:13:59,535 --> 00:14:01,035
so take the rest of the day,
402
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,470
and I'll see you tomorrow.
403
00:14:04,457 --> 00:14:05,956
At least you don't have to do it.
404
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,174
That's good news, right?
405
00:14:07,293 --> 00:14:11,345
No, it's not.
406
00:14:11,464 --> 00:14:13,180
They're icing me out, son.
407
00:14:15,384 --> 00:14:17,725
I am Kaepernick.
408
00:14:21,052 --> 00:14:22,887
I can't believe they iced me out.
409
00:14:22,977 --> 00:14:24,305
It's just one account, Dad.
410
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,499
Yeah, that they don't want
my opinion on, son.
411
00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:30,601
You know, when... when that
happens on projects,
412
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,687
you know, it snowballs
to the next and the next
413
00:14:33,764 --> 00:14:37,828
and then I'll be doing
radio ads for walk-in tubs,
414
00:14:37,891 --> 00:14:39,424
and they're not the classy ones.
415
00:14:39,493 --> 00:14:42,243
The plastic ones
that you add to existing tubs.
416
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,295
There's got to be something you can do.
417
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,800
I might have to quit my job, son.
418
00:14:48,885 --> 00:14:49,834
No.
419
00:14:49,903 --> 00:14:51,913
You know, son, when...
420
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:56,958
when you make a stand,
there are consequences.
421
00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,094
Sure, black people are proud
422
00:14:59,179 --> 00:15:01,880
when they see a photo
of John Carlos and Tommie Smith
423
00:15:01,982 --> 00:15:04,082
raising their fists at the '68 Olympics,
424
00:15:04,151 --> 00:15:07,786
but that protest got them death threats.
425
00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:11,973
Muhammad Ali... he stood tall
against Vietnam,
426
00:15:12,059 --> 00:15:15,393
and that got him arrested,
and they took his titles.
427
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,229
I wanted you to take a stand,
428
00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:21,933
but I didn't think
about the consequences.
429
00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:24,602
This is all my fault.
430
00:15:24,705 --> 00:15:26,504
Kinda.
431
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:30,058
I'm just joking, son. Come on, now.
432
00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:31,976
It's not your fault at all.
433
00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:36,081
I have to always think
about consequences.
434
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,448
If I take a stand, does that mean I have
435
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,367
to pull you guys out of private school
436
00:15:39,453 --> 00:15:40,919
or lose our house?
437
00:15:40,954 --> 00:15:42,287
Damn.
438
00:15:42,339 --> 00:15:46,991
Look, son. What I'm saying
is that when you protest,
439
00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:50,161
it's not something that comes easy,
440
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,963
and I want you to appreciate that
441
00:15:52,015 --> 00:15:53,948
the way that I appreciate you
helping me see
442
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:57,836
that now is the time for me to do this.
443
00:15:57,938 --> 00:16:01,373
So thank you, son.
444
00:16:01,441 --> 00:16:04,976
I'm actually prouder of you now
than I was 20 minutes ago.
445
00:16:05,078 --> 00:16:06,111
[Hits desk]
446
00:16:06,196 --> 00:16:08,179
Now.
447
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:12,016
Before we get out of here, let's, uh...
448
00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:14,169
let's put some shrimp in the vents.
449
00:16:14,254 --> 00:16:19,290
♪
450
00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:21,025
RUBY: Hey. I'll see you later.
451
00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:24,062
I'm going to drink margaritas
at the TGI Fridays
452
00:16:24,114 --> 00:16:27,215
with everyone else who got fired today.
453
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,200
Well, that sounds fun.
454
00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:30,869
Bye.
455
00:16:30,937 --> 00:16:32,604
B... Hey, what you got on his head?
456
00:16:32,706 --> 00:16:34,089
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No.
457
00:16:34,174 --> 00:16:38,009
We are re-enacting the Destiny's
Child "Survivor" video.
458
00:16:38,078 --> 00:16:40,011
Hey, Beyoncé!
459
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,325
- I always thought of him as a Kelly.
- Aww, really?
460
00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:43,798
- Hey, Boo. That's cute.
- No. No, no, no.
461
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,336
Oh. Oh, God.
462
00:16:45,419 --> 00:16:47,318
Oh, my goodness.
463
00:16:47,404 --> 00:16:48,586
What happened?
464
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:50,246
[Sighs]
465
00:16:51,858 --> 00:16:55,176
He... He fell while I was watching him.
466
00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:57,275
Did that floor try to take a bite
467
00:16:57,313 --> 00:16:58,340
- out of that baby?
- It wasn't bad.
468
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,231
- [Stomps feet] Bad floor.
- Yeah.
469
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,399
- [Stomps feet] Bad floor.
- [Devante laughs]
470
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,768
[Laughing] Yeah, I see that.
471
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,871
When he gets hurt,
we pretend to get revenge,
472
00:17:06,957 --> 00:17:08,173
and that makes him laugh.
473
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,358
- Yeah, he's okay.
- [Devante laughs]
474
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:12,010
You're so good with him, Ruby.
475
00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:14,929
Yeah, well, Rainbow,
I loved watching him.
476
00:17:15,048 --> 00:17:16,881
While it lasted.
477
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:20,919
- I know I'm overprotective, Ruby.
- Yeah.
478
00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:23,771
But I can't give 100% at my job
479
00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:27,058
if I'm busy worrying about
who's taking care of Devante.
480
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,793
[Sighs]
481
00:17:28,879 --> 00:17:30,261
Yeah, he's gonna be all right.
482
00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:31,963
- He's fine.
- Yeah.
483
00:17:32,032 --> 00:17:33,131
Ruby.
484
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,299
Yeah?
485
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:37,902
Do you want to be Devante's nanny again?
486
00:17:37,988 --> 00:17:39,270
Hmm.
487
00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:41,473
Unbelievable.
488
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,241
I'd be honored.
489
00:17:43,343 --> 00:17:45,243
- Come here.
- Thank you, Ruby.
490
00:17:45,321 --> 00:17:46,418
- [Chuckles]
- Thank you so much.
491
00:17:46,488 --> 00:17:48,456
Aww.
492
00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:51,184
Now I'm gonna need
four weeks off at Christmas.
493
00:17:51,247 --> 00:17:53,384
[Sighs]
494
00:17:53,487 --> 00:17:55,053
You know where I go.
495
00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:56,671
[Hums]
496
00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:57,622
♪
497
00:17:57,674 --> 00:17:58,656
Ooh, Splenda. All right,
498
00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:00,158
and I know you think I'm above this,
499
00:18:00,227 --> 00:18:02,393
but next, we gonna fill
this backpack with staplers.
500
00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:03,461
Come on. Put it in there.
501
00:18:03,497 --> 00:18:04,996
- Dre! Oh!
- Put the rest in your pocket.
502
00:18:05,098 --> 00:18:06,431
There you are, hey.
503
00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,399
Listen. Um, I was thinking,
504
00:18:08,451 --> 00:18:11,569
um, how would you like
a much better parking spot
505
00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:14,205
or, um, access to our Laker box seats
506
00:18:14,274 --> 00:18:15,657
when the Warriors are in town
507
00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:18,243
or, um, a shiny new necklace?
508
00:18:18,345 --> 00:18:20,512
What did you do?
509
00:18:20,614 --> 00:18:23,464
Well, we... we might have jumped
the gun with Hometown Market.
510
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:25,083
We have a great pitch for you.
511
00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:27,652
So imagine I'm an urban mother,
and this is my child.
512
00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:28,987
I'm hungry, yo.
513
00:18:29,072 --> 00:18:30,688
Oh, should we get take-out?
514
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,023
Should we get fast food?
515
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,592
Or should we go to a competing,
516
00:18:34,644 --> 00:18:37,879
mid-range, casual restaurant?
517
00:18:37,998 --> 00:18:39,998
[As Auntie No No] No, no, baby.
518
00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:43,418
Auntie No No gonna give you
a plate from Hometown Market.
519
00:18:43,503 --> 00:18:46,137
Mmm, mmm, mmm, child.
520
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,376
Well, that can't be good.
521
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:55,380
So, uh, we really need you
back in the room, Dre.
522
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:56,781
- Oh.
- Yeah.
523
00:18:56,866 --> 00:18:59,517
Okay, because I have some thoughts.
524
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:02,353
I can't be my best
when I'm wasting my energy
525
00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:05,089
saving you guys from yourselves.
526
00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,859
Okay? You're gonna need
to step up and do better.
527
00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,260
Oh, my God.
528
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:10,828
I thought you were gonna
ask for more money.
529
00:19:10,864 --> 00:19:12,830
Yeah, no, we can do better.
530
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:15,883
A-At least, we'll try.
531
00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:18,202
How does that sound to you, son?
532
00:19:18,271 --> 00:19:20,255
Sounds like a start.
533
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:22,523
- Thank you, Dre.
- Uh-huh.
534
00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:25,676
- Dre.
- Charlie?
535
00:19:25,754 --> 00:19:27,253
Where you been?
536
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,514
They asked me what I thought
about the Auntie No No campaign,
537
00:19:29,599 --> 00:19:30,848
so I've been hiding.
538
00:19:30,934 --> 00:19:32,183
I can't get involved in this.
539
00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,352
I cannot have Black Twitter
after me again.
540
00:19:34,437 --> 00:19:35,803
Don't worry, Charlie.
541
00:19:35,889 --> 00:19:37,889
It's already been taken care of.
542
00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:40,091
- My dad handled his business.
- Mm-hmm.
543
00:19:40,193 --> 00:19:41,693
- [Imitates slap]
- Hey.
544
00:19:41,778 --> 00:19:44,779
Dre's got a friend, college boy.
545
00:19:44,898 --> 00:19:48,449
Did you just make your own slap sound?
546
00:19:48,568 --> 00:19:50,985
- No.
- You definitely did.
547
00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:52,153
No, that was... that's what...
548
00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:54,205
that's what my slaps sound like.
549
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:59,673
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550
00:19:59,736 --> 00:20:01,602
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551
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,355
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552
00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:06,490
- [Murmurs of approval]
- My brother will now open the door
553
00:20:06,576 --> 00:20:08,542
to a world of shocking violence,
554
00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:10,361
inappropriate language,
and adult themes.
555
00:20:10,446 --> 00:20:12,930
- [Murmurs of approval]
- Jack, the code?
556
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,650
[Beep]
557
00:20:16,753 --> 00:20:18,519
- [Chuckles nervously]
- [Beep]
558
00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:19,987
What's the hold-up?
559
00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:21,245
I threw away the Post-it,
560
00:20:21,277 --> 00:20:22,843
and now I can't remember the numbers.
561
00:20:22,914 --> 00:20:24,014
Um...
562
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,017
- 0-0-0-1.
- [Beep]
563
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:28,208
Dang it! Um...
564
00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:31,945
I was promised shocking violence
and boobs and/or butts!
565
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,079
[Murmurs of agreement]
566
00:20:33,181 --> 00:20:35,248
I don't know what kind of man I am yet.
567
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,583
I want a refund.
568
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:38,118
- Yeah.
- Refund!
569
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,219
[All chanting] Refund!
570
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,821
Hey, guys. No need to get upset.
571
00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:45,258
[Chuckles] We can still be
exposed to adult themes, right?
572
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,626
Um, okay, so here's what happened
573
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:49,095
on an episode of "Ballers"
that, um, I saw by accident.
574
00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:51,331
Shh-shh. So, um, okay,
575
00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:55,351
the guys are at a rooftop bar,
and it is going off.
576
00:20:55,405 --> 00:21:00,305
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