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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,930 --> 00:00:03,000 (skateboard rolling) 2 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,710 (trumpet playing) 3 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,510 (pencil drawing) 4 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:23,680 (cricket chirping) 5 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:35,460 (street traffic and crosstalk) 6 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,710 (upbeat music) 7 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,890 - [Huey] Jenna, Allie, Genevieve, Lucia, 8 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,120 Allison, Tricia, Zoe, 9 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,360 Allie. 10 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,000 - No one likes my poetry. 11 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,530 - Here's a good one for you, Bernard. 12 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:11,700 Name's Irene. 13 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,330 I don't read poetry. 14 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:15,470 - You read Bukowski. 15 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:17,200 - He's an icon. 16 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,940 - I hate the name Irene. 17 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:21,610 I hate everything about my life. 18 00:01:21,610 --> 00:01:23,040 I'm not progressing. 19 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,710 Where am I gonna be in, in 25 years? 20 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:26,780 - Dead. 21 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:27,680 - At 49? 22 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,680 I don't even exist now. 23 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:33,150 How can I be dead at 49? 24 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,460 I'll be a failure because no one wants me. 25 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:36,820 - We'll all be dead, man. 26 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:37,890 - Jesus, you're depressing. 27 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,230 - Nuclear winter, man. 28 00:01:39,230 --> 00:01:40,360 - I'm not political. 29 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,530 - It's outta your hands. 30 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:44,900 - Don't you want to do anything with your life, Huey? 31 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,070 - Until the bomb? 32 00:01:46,070 --> 00:01:47,330 Get laid. 33 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:48,640 - Is that it? 34 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,240 - Is that bad? 35 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,570 Do you get laid? 36 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,420 - I think that I... 37 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:55,280 I am waiting to fall in love first. 38 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,010 So who's this Irene? 39 00:01:58,510 --> 00:01:59,350 - Student. 40 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:00,580 Overachiever. 41 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:02,750 But in a good way. 42 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:06,020 - Why did you write "loose cannon?" 43 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:07,090 - Yeah. 44 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:08,490 You'll find out. 45 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:12,090 (dramatic music) 46 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,170 (plane landing) 47 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:26,310 - You know what I miss? 48 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:27,640 Is the '80s chick. 49 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,980 A certain kind. 50 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,910 Radical in the streets. 51 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:33,650 Experimental in bed. 52 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:38,920 So feminist she'd fuck anybody (chuckles) 53 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,220 and she didn't care for me any more for me 54 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,960 than I care for her. 55 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,230 The '80s chick. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,500 Mmmm. 57 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,800 - You're a pig. 58 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,930 - My ex-wife, Suzanne, she was compassionate, 59 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,000 but not really. 60 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,270 Like she was compassionate to a point. 61 00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:58,640 Pseudo-compassionate. 62 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,940 I mean, what I mean to say is, my ex-wife 63 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:03,310 was compassionate when it suited her purposes. 64 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:06,380 More a tactic than an ethic. 65 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:11,490 My ex-wife's compassion had an agenda. 66 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:17,960 But I don't need to tell you, compassion is superficial. 67 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:21,760 Cheryl? 68 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,770 - Hi. 69 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:25,930 Adorable man. 70 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:34,270 - I hate you. 71 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:38,710 (phone ringing) 72 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:40,480 (sighs) 73 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,380 Yeah. 74 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,080 Yeah, I got him. 75 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,150 I told you I would. 76 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:46,150 The fuck kinda question is that? 77 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,460 He looks fat, and bald, and sweaty. 78 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:50,290 (groaning) 79 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:51,690 Hey-hey-hey-hey! 80 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:54,460 Hey, get back! 81 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,900 Get back here, you son of a bitch! 82 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:57,860 You fucker. 83 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,640 - So, I will call you tomorrow. 84 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,210 Actually, tomorrow is a busy day. 85 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:07,370 - I don't pick up, so I'll call you. 86 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,080 - I'm actually gonna be out of the office all week, 87 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,580 so I tell you what, why don't I text you? 88 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:13,410 I'll text you. 89 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,820 - I'll text you. 90 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:23,920 (sighs) 91 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:27,130 - Dammit. 92 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:30,330 I start doing something with this place tomorrow. 93 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:33,370 I start doing something with this place tomorrow. 94 00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:36,170 (knocking) 95 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:37,070 Hmmm. 96 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,970 She must have forgotten something. 97 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:44,580 Or maybe she loves me. 98 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:47,050 (chuckles) 99 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,950 - Every 25 years, right? 100 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:50,450 I drop in, right? 101 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:53,750 - Uh... 102 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,590 - What are you staring at? 103 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:55,770 - I'm... 104 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:56,960 - Why are you standing there with your finger up your ass? 105 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,590 - Sorry, I think you have the wrong apartment. 106 00:04:58,590 --> 00:04:59,590 - Oh, shit! 107 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,560 You don't fuckin' know who I am. 108 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:05,730 - Okay, look, I, I don't... 109 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:09,470 - I can't fucking believe this one, Bernard! 110 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:12,140 I shouldn't fuckin' know you! 111 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:14,840 That is the kind of friends we were. 112 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,480 If anybody's gonna forget somebody 113 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:20,450 in this fucking friendship, it's me, you, all right? 114 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,280 - Wait. 115 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,120 Huey? 116 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,220 Huey! 117 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:24,120 - Yeah! 118 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:27,490 - What's going on? 119 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:28,660 You've changed. 120 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:30,220 Not in a mean way. 121 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,530 - It's good to see you! 122 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:33,560 - It's good to see, oh... 123 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,360 Jesus! 124 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,200 Huey! 125 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,930 - Hey, do you have any Black Flag? 126 00:05:36,930 --> 00:05:38,670 Circle Jerks? 127 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:39,630 Minutemen? 128 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,470 Some vinyl. 129 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,300 - No, I know what you're talking about. 130 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,620 No, I do not. 131 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:43,940 - Y'know, you still have your cassettes? 132 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,470 'Cause those are comin' back, haven't you heard? 133 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,340 - No, I don't have cassettes. 134 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:47,710 Huey, I don't even have a bed! 135 00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:48,580 Not for you. 136 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:49,680 I just have one. 137 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,580 And I... 138 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:53,410 - Shit. 139 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,310 I'll tell you what. 140 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,620 I will... 141 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:56,450 - Jesus, Huey! 142 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:57,520 I'll buy a bed! 143 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,320 - What? 144 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,150 No. 145 00:05:59,150 --> 00:05:59,990 No no no. 146 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:00,820 No. 147 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:01,660 You don't have to buy me furniture, 148 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:04,830 just because I don't have any. 149 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:05,660 - Oh. 150 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:07,230 That's no problem. 151 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:09,030 Did you just move in? 152 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:11,700 - Five years? 153 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,600 Yeah, it's a... 154 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,600 - What? 155 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,310 - It's been five years. 156 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:21,240 But there's a reason for that. 157 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,310 I'm going to get furniture. 158 00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:26,280 - [Bernard] Why do I always end up with girls who are neurotic? 159 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,080 - Oh, you dig that chick? 160 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:28,920 - Where? 161 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:29,850 - Some piece! 162 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:31,590 She's on a little magazine kick. 163 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:33,520 - [Bernard] Y'know, in the beginning, they seem so normal. 164 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,490 - Who? 165 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:35,760 - The girls I go out with! 166 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,560 I never know they're neurotic. 167 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,390 - [Huey] I love it, man! 168 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:39,330 It kills me! 169 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:40,680 Hey, baby! 170 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,030 - In the beginning, they tell me how different I am. 171 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:45,070 I'm not crude and demanding like the other men they know. 172 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:46,270 - I dig the culture, baby. 173 00:06:46,270 --> 00:06:47,830 I dig the scene. 174 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,870 Peace in Central America? 175 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:53,570 I've got a piece for you in my Central America. 176 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,680 Smile, you phony little-magazine tease, smile for Huey. 177 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,580 - Huey! 178 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:00,480 She's hiding yawns when I'm in the middle 179 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,880 of talking about my childhood. 180 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,320 Soon, it's all over between us, 181 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,520 with her telling me that it's her fault. 182 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,360 Like I'm the only boy she ever respected. 183 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,660 - Shit, look at that preppie airhead smile. 184 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:13,230 That skank's too fucking much. 185 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:14,960 - I've lost a lover. 186 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,360 A potential lover, 187 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,230 and won a friend. 188 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,130 Yay. 189 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:24,440 Christ, what do I do wrong, Huey? 190 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:25,710 - Loan me a five, Bernie. 191 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:27,110 I got to travel. 192 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:30,740 - Don't you ever respect girls, Huey? 193 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,410 - If I had any respect for chicks, I'd never make out. 194 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,050 Dig it, man! 195 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:36,950 - Uh... 196 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:40,690 - Hey. 197 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,220 I'm Huey. 198 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,360 - God! 199 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,490 - Barnard girls, Sarah Lawrence girls, Radcliffe. 200 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,400 The classier, the more independent, the more liberated, 201 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,600 the more Jewish. 202 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,930 Oh! 203 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,600 He was my hero, and oh my God, you should 204 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,290 see him now. 205 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:59,970 He's fat and bald and old and really defeated. 206 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,580 Really bad looking. 207 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:03,480 Really awful looking. 208 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,010 And he once smelled of prowess, 209 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:07,310 and now he smells like a wino. 210 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,680 And he doesn't have a place to live, 211 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:09,720 but he's got a roll of bills 212 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,550 that could get you indicted. 213 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:12,690 I mean, he's camped out of my place, 214 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:13,750 and clearly he needs help, 215 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,720 and I'm just thinking, you're a shrink, and... 216 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:18,630 - Oh, no. 217 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:19,490 - Please. 218 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,490 - No. 219 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,600 No. 220 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,700 - Just talk to him and give him some advice. 221 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:23,530 - No. 222 00:08:23,530 --> 00:08:25,370 - He could be a potential suicide. 223 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:26,200 - You don't know that. 224 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,670 - We don't not know that, 225 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:29,130 and I don't want to come home to a dead body. 226 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:31,840 I have too much going on. 227 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,310 Just talk to him. 228 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,480 (footsteps) 229 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:40,710 Really awful looking. 230 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,920 He's aging terribly. 231 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,550 (door opening) 232 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,720 Huey? 233 00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:52,860 Huey? 234 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,360 (snoring) 235 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,930 I guess he's asleep. 236 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:58,370 - [Roz] He doesn't sound suicidal. 237 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,430 - [Bernard] Well... 238 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:01,450 (snores) 239 00:09:01,450 --> 00:09:03,470 In that case, as long as we're here... 240 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,300 - [Roz] Oh, I see. 241 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,140 The old suicidal-friend gambit. 242 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:06,970 - What? 243 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,140 No! 244 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:09,210 Coincidence. 245 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,480 (screaming) 246 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,310 - [Roz] Oh! 247 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,550 Oh, my God! 248 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:14,380 Oh! 249 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:16,880 Oh my God, I love that! 250 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,320 Yes! 251 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,650 Yes! 252 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,620 Oh! 253 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,690 Oh, you do that so well! 254 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,330 Oh. 255 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:29,260 - You gotta be kiddin' me. 256 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,500 - [Roz] Yes! 257 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,740 What about your friend? 258 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:37,470 - [Bernard] It's probably best not to wake him, I guess. 259 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:38,940 In his condition. 260 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,770 - [Roz] Right. 261 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:41,610 - [Bernard] I'm serious. 262 00:09:41,610 --> 00:09:42,740 I don't know. 263 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:45,480 Looks like he's still breathing. 264 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,490 (phone beeping) 265 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,000 (water running) 266 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,730 (phone ringing) 267 00:10:18,610 --> 00:10:19,510 - Hello? 268 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,450 - He's gone! 269 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,820 (sighs) 270 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:31,220 (whistling) 271 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,800 - [Huey] Hey! 272 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,200 - [Bernard] Hey! 273 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,910 Where did this stuff come from? 274 00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:49,710 - Some dude down the street. 275 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:50,540 Will you pour the wine? 276 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,380 - [Bernard] What? 277 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,210 Oh, Huey, I don't... 278 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,480 - [Huey] Hey, uh, so last night. 279 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,220 What, uh, what was goin' on up there? 280 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,420 You never made out! 281 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:58,320 - What? 282 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,190 That's not true! 283 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,950 - Don't tell me. 284 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,590 I made the scene, you never made the scene. 285 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:03,420 - I made the scene. 286 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,690 - You were scene-adjacent. 287 00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:06,060 Now, you're pinning more tail than a donkey 288 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,530 at a kid's birthday party. 289 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:10,960 - [Bernard] Thank you. 290 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,800 - I'm duly impressed. 291 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,630 I'm confounded. 292 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,000 - It's not implausible. 293 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,300 - It's improbable. 294 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:21,240 I don't know whether to shit or go blind. 295 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,210 It was beautiful, man. 296 00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:25,280 I mean, I'd never seen anything like it. 297 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,480 What this chick accomplished is like the Versailles 298 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,280 of greeting cards. 299 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,180 Angie. 300 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,920 Village chick. 301 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,190 Oh, my God, the curves. 302 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:37,160 Oh... 303 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,130 But a Matisse when it came to fucking greeting cards. 304 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:39,960 But who wants 'em? 305 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,990 Nobody. 306 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,230 So, no, my family's in the printing trades. 307 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,330 My brother Marty runs the business, right? 308 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,400 - I didn't know that. 309 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,230 - Oh, yeah. 310 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,100 I grew up in the printing trades. 311 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,070 You never met Marty? 312 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:49,900 - [Bernard] No. 313 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,740 - Oh, he's the brains of the operation 314 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:52,140 really hard worker. 315 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,140 - No, wait, your wife designed the greeting cards? 316 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:55,310 - Well, the wife shit came later. 317 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,940 First came the success shit. 318 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,310 Like Bombshell City. 319 00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,510 Like what's happening. 320 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,110 How fast can you count? 321 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,080 She makes 'em, I print 'em, and it's, like, 322 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,190 six-figure heaven. 323 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:06,890 I'm talking zillionaire time. 324 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,490 Stamford, Connecticut, time. 325 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:09,720 150 employees. 326 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,520 Expansion. 327 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:12,560 Refinancing. 328 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,130 Rolling over of moneys. 329 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,830 - I have to say, in all the years I knew you, 330 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:19,770 I never thought of you working for a living. 331 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,270 - Style! 332 00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,400 The scene is what? 333 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,570 I won't lie, Fortune 500. 334 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,210 And then what? 335 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,540 I mean, her midlife crisis. 336 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:33,310 I'm cool. 337 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,120 But after 10 years of marriage, 338 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,320 she objects to me fucking around? 339 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,990 Then she storms out on me? 340 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,220 Talk about a violation of the wedding vows. 341 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,060 - Huey, I mean, technically, you were the first 342 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,330 to violate the wedding vows. 343 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,530 ¶ She was a teenage debutante ¶ 344 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:50,430 ¶ A George F. Will sycophant ¶ 345 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,660 - Ahhhhh! 346 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,300 - Jeez! 347 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,370 - Punk rock! 348 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,140 I will take the leather jacket and sweaters now. 349 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,870 When will the suits be ready? 350 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,940 - [Clerk] 10 days, sir. 351 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,180 How would you like to pay for this? 352 00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:04,310 Cash or credit? 353 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:05,880 - Cash. 354 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,760 - [Clerk] Great. 355 00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,650 Where would you like it delivered to? 356 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:10,920 - 360... 357 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,520 - 370. 358 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,620 West 11th. 359 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:14,720 - 12th. 360 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,120 - Apartment 4... 361 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:17,860 - N. 362 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:18,760 - N, N. 363 00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:22,900 It's on the north side of the building. 364 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,170 A lot of light in the morning. 365 00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,530 And there are no curtains. 366 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,430 - Nope. 367 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,740 - You're insulting my work? 368 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,610 You just couldn't stand to give me anything, right? 369 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:34,610 - You lost him! 370 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:35,440 - What am I? 371 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,580 In the CIA or something? 372 00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,410 It's not my responsibility! 373 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,430 I did what I could! 374 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:39,450 - And then you lost him in New York City? 375 00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,050 - And, of course, you have to insult my art, 376 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,280 because it just about keeping me down below you. 377 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,550 - Of course I have to insult your art. 378 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,820 You won't get out of this penis phase, baby! 379 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:47,750 - So what is the deal with all the cash? 380 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,020 - Just business. 381 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:49,860 - Okay. 382 00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:51,090 And what is business? 383 00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:53,760 It's kinda like a new retail. 384 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,760 - New retail? 385 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,730 Be more specific. 386 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:59,330 I'm just curious what you do for a living. 387 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,130 - Um... 388 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,770 - What? 389 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:04,900 - Capture an old fat man that left us... 390 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,040 - Let's go the other way. 391 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:06,870 - Why? 392 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,410 What are you... 393 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:09,240 Wait. 394 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,310 Are you on the lam? 395 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,440 Is that what's happening? 396 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:12,710 - Define lam. 397 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,280 - Why should... 398 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,480 You know what I mean. 399 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,320 - You're absurd! 400 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,740 - It's your father... 401 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:20,150 - What do you care about some old sweaty misogynist? 402 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,150 - I should never have trusted you with this. 403 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,320 You never do anything right. 404 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,520 - Yes, you're right. 405 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,720 You should have hired a private investigator 406 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,960 instead of your child, and then made her feel 407 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,560 like an idiot for telling the truth in her art. 408 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,400 - Yes. 409 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,430 Yes, I should have. 410 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:34,670 - I would lead with John Irving. 411 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:35,770 Milan Kundera. 412 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:37,400 Gabriel Garcia Marquez. 413 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,740 Fucking far out. 414 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,140 Tom Stoppard was hip city. 415 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,680 August Wilson. 416 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,040 Tony Kushner. 417 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,350 I would talk Existentialism to hipsters. 418 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:47,180 - I know. 419 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,010 You act like I wasn't there. 420 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,850 - Well, I never paid. 421 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,120 Chicks always paid. 422 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,220 Didn't need money. 423 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,690 - Huey, I get it. 424 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,120 What's the problem? 425 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,060 (sighs) 426 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,560 - I haven't read a book in 15 years. 427 00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,830 - That doesn't mean that you can't... 428 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:00,660 - [Woman] Bad boy! 429 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,200 - Oh, hey! 430 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,760 - Now I've found you! 431 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,000 - Yes, Huey, this is Stephanie. 432 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,100 - And Flo and Samantha. 433 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:06,930 - Hi. 434 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:07,800 - We just flew in from L.A. 435 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,640 - Nice to meet you. 436 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,500 - My God, I need a drink. 437 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,340 - Let's do that. 438 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,770 I can take care of that. 439 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:12,610 - Let's go! 440 00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:15,210 - No, I don't go there anymore. 441 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,340 - Oh, God, I miss London. 442 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,940 - The Brits. 443 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,330 - But for me, you know, that's the bottom line. 444 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,720 I won't go anywhere they bust you for bringing in drugs. 445 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,450 It's a matter of principle, right? 446 00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,250 I mean, so what does your friend do? 447 00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,090 - I don't know. 448 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:27,920 Why don't you ask him? 449 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,160 - You brought him, you ask him. 450 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,290 - It's easier to kick drugs than booze. 451 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,660 - I think that's generational. 452 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:33,490 How old are you? 453 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,330 - How old are you? 454 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:35,160 - Huey! 455 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,000 - [Samantha] Bangkok is ruined. 456 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,830 - [Flo] Ruined! 457 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:37,660 - And Vietnam is ruined. 458 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,230 - Ruined! 459 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,800 - I mean, they get ruined because they to Westernize. 460 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,630 I mean, wherever you have capitalism, 461 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,840 you have Westernization, 462 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,840 but without capitalism, there's no prosperity. 463 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,770 So then the people don't eat. 464 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:46,940 And of course people have to eat... 465 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:47,770 Gotta eat... 466 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,940 So then they have to Westernize. 467 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:50,310 It's a tragic dilemma. 468 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,140 - Tragic. 469 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,110 - Do they let you bring in drugs? 470 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:53,410 - Okay, I know you're gonna laugh, 471 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,050 but I still like St. Barts. 472 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:55,980 - Yes. 473 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,550 The people of St. Barts are the nicest. 474 00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:58,380 - Oh, St. Barts is ruined. 475 00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,220 - What? 476 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:00,340 - St. Thomas is nicer, I think. 477 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:01,450 - [Samantha] I don't want to upset anyone, but we're talking 478 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,120 about a colonial culture here, and I feel 479 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,260 very uncomfortable in a colonial culture. 480 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,490 - The Virgin Islands isn't colonial! 481 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,560 - Well, post-colonial. 482 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,600 - What does that even mean, "post-colonial"? 483 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,550 - Here's what we're gonna do. 484 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,500 Why don't we go and travel together, and we'll see 485 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,330 which is the nicest? 486 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,170 St. Barts? 487 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,000 St. Thomas? 488 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,070 (crosstalk drowns out dialogue) 489 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,040 - Nice. 490 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:28,110 Nice is overrated, and the only island I dig is New York, 491 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:31,220 because it is no-frills mean. 492 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:32,720 Maybe you're having dinner, you ask for 493 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,520 a little water, your waitress, six times, 494 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,820 finally, you order a vodka with water, 495 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,030 and maybe if you're lucky, 496 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:41,430 you'll see her next Tuesday. 497 00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,060 The meanest salespeople in the world? 498 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,130 New York City. 499 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,030 Help you? 500 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:47,100 They'd rather have their tongues cut out. 501 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,220 - Jesus. 502 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:51,340 - Mean queers define the meaning of meanness. 503 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,470 Top in Pops, mean queers. 504 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,380 Mean queers as sales personnel? 505 00:16:57,380 --> 00:17:01,250 That is hands-down, state-of-the-art meanness. 506 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,390 Meanness of a higher sphere. 507 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,720 - Do you really believe this shit, 508 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,790 or are you just talking? 509 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:16,260 - Why don't we go to your place and find out? 510 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,800 - Do me a favor, will you? 511 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,200 Disappear. 512 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,000 Come on, girls. 513 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,500 - I apologize for Huey... 514 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,340 - Enough. 515 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:26,170 Bye. 516 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,010 Sorry. 517 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:27,910 Flo. 518 00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:30,710 - What? 519 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,410 - You are unbelievable. 520 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,780 No, seriously, seriously, Huey? 521 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,120 Why even speak? 522 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,050 Hey, Roz, where are you? 523 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,790 - It had to be said. 524 00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:42,660 Nice. 525 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,530 - Isn't this amazing? 526 00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:48,430 - Mm-hmm. 527 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,330 - On a scale of one to 10, how amazing is this? 528 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:54,930 - Um... 529 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:55,770 Amazing? 530 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,600 - Yeah! 531 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,500 Okay. 532 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,910 (moaning and laughing) 533 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:03,310 Oh, Roz! 534 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,180 Yeah! 535 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:05,450 Yeah, Yeah! 536 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:06,580 Oh Roz! 537 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:07,580 Yeah! 538 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,080 Yeah! 539 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,480 Say my name. 540 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,320 Say my name. 541 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,250 - Yes, Bernard. 542 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,090 Bernard! 543 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:13,920 - [Bernard] Oh Roz! 544 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,390 Woo, hoo, hoo! 545 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:18,690 (laughing and moaning) 546 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:22,460 (moaning loudly) 547 00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:26,370 (phone beeping) 548 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:38,440 (laughing) 549 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,250 - [Zelda] Hey, what am I doing here? 550 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,190 - This whole thing was your idea. 551 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,960 If it wasn't for you, I'd be drunk in Denver. 552 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,990 - It was Mom's idea, and second of all, 553 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:54,430 I didn't find you in Denver, I found you in Aspen. 554 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:56,100 What the fuck were you doing in Aspen? 555 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,260 - How should I know? 556 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,570 I bought a pot farm in Colorado. 557 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:01,400 Aspen's in Colorado. 558 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,570 - Thank you. 559 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:04,340 - So, you livin' with some dude? 560 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,370 - [Zelda] Drop dead! 561 00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,810 (chuckles) 562 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,940 - If you think hating me's gonna get on my nerves, 563 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,540 don't give it a thought. 564 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,080 - I don't even know you, man. 565 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,450 - Yes, you do. 566 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,410 Like it or not, you're part of me. 567 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,580 - [Zelda] Oh, God. 568 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:17,520 - So, yes or no? 569 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,750 Boyfriend? 570 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,490 You're not married, are you? 571 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:21,790 How old are you? 572 00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,660 - You don't even know how old I am? 573 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,530 - I'm not great with details, okay? 574 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:27,730 But before I left, I was a very good father. 575 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:29,530 Did your mother tell you that? 576 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:30,860 - It must have slipped her mind. 577 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,860 - Do you like your name? 578 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,700 - Why? 579 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,970 Was it your idea? 580 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:36,370 - As a matter of fact. 581 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,700 Your mother wanted to name you Virginia, 582 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,610 after Virginia Woolf. 583 00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,070 I said, well, if we're going to name her after 584 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,110 a crazy female writer, dig this, let's name 585 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:47,910 her after an American crazy female writer. 586 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,880 Thus, Zelda Fitzgerald. 587 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,420 - Is that supposed to be endearing? 588 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,120 - Why, I think it has a great pedigree. 589 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,590 Y'know, people say she was the brains behind 590 00:19:57,590 --> 00:20:00,330 the operation with old F. Scott. 591 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,100 Sadly, she was a bit schizophrenic. 592 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,930 Spent years in the sanatorium. 593 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,800 - It seems I'm headed for the same fate. 594 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,640 - Well, I hope not. 595 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,800 She died in a fire. 596 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,970 - I'd be open to that if it would get me 597 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:14,010 out of here any quicker. 598 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:16,040 - When is your mother getting here? 599 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,110 - [Zelda] Not soon enough. 600 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:19,510 - My ex-wife, Suzanne. 601 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,350 - Suzanne. 602 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:21,180 - She didn't know me the way you know me, 603 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,120 so why did I marry her? 604 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,450 It wasn't her fault. 605 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:25,280 Y'know what? 606 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,190 Yeah, it was. 607 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:27,790 No, not really. 608 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,360 I wasn't there for her to know. 609 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,990 I only let her know parts of myself, 610 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,230 don't ask me why. 611 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:34,430 - Fear of commitment. 612 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:35,530 - No, that wasn't it. 613 00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:38,700 It just seemed too much of an effort. 614 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,800 So when we split up, she wasn't splitting up with me. 615 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,640 She was splitting up with this fragment, this segment. 616 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,940 So the loss I felt was no more or less a loss 617 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,010 than say, my little toe. 618 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,580 (chuckles) 619 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:56,380 Losing my wife was like losing my little toe. 620 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,380 (laughs) 621 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,290 The shit I say to you. 622 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,690 I wonder why. 623 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,000 Are you staying up? 624 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,130 - I think so. 625 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:13,900 - Hm. 626 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:14,800 All right. 627 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,540 - [Aggie] It's so bizarre! 628 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,510 The cards that I think are gonna do well 629 00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,080 just die on me, 630 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,650 and the cards that I do just for the hell of it, like... 631 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:31,120 Zelda, what was that card, two years ago, 632 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:34,290 you remember, it was so bizarre 633 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:36,860 it sold hundreds of thousands? 634 00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:40,830 - I dunno. 635 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,460 Could it have been about a cat? 636 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,670 No, Zelda, cats always sell. 637 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,440 Cats sell better than almost anything. 638 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,240 It's just not a challenge to do a cat card. 639 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,670 Anyone that does a cat card, even not very good one, 640 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,080 they sell millions. 641 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:56,940 You know what I call it? 642 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,910 I call it "catsism," like "sexism." 643 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:03,350 Oh, I am so bored of cats. 644 00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,620 But, I just cannot, for the life of me recall 645 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,520 the what, that card... 646 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,890 A baby! 647 00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:13,830 (laughs) 648 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,530 How bizarre! 649 00:22:15,530 --> 00:22:18,030 An ugly, little wrinkled baby. 650 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:19,600 That was the card! 651 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,200 Oh, no. 652 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,710 Huey, do you know that your daughter has the 653 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:28,970 makings of a truly brilliant cartoonist? 654 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:30,380 - Graphic novelist! 655 00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:31,580 Please! 656 00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:34,050 - You been published. 657 00:22:34,050 --> 00:22:35,180 - Nothing long-form. 658 00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:36,080 Yet! 659 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:38,650 - Then you're still a cartoonist, dear. 660 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:39,750 - Oh, Christ! 661 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:40,790 I can't do this anymore! 662 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,590 What are you doing? 663 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,420 Look at you! 664 00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:44,520 Look at him! 665 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,690 You're acting like a, like a, 666 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:48,160 like a damsel in distress 667 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,900 about a fuckin' fat little fringy man! 668 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,000 I can't, I can't sit here anymore! 669 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,070 It's insane! 670 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:00,740 - I'm sorry. 671 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,910 - I'm sorry that I drink so much 672 00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:07,380 and I talk so much gibberish. 673 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:11,680 She is very much her father's daughter. 674 00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:14,290 - Well. 675 00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:17,390 Thank you. 676 00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:19,230 What is she? 677 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,130 22? 678 00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:22,900 - 25. 679 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:23,800 - Oh. 680 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,800 She's got balls. 681 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,870 - Well, she's strong, if that's what you mean. 682 00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:32,770 Oh, Huey, I was out to make a good impression. 683 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,110 - You know, I've got a friend in publishing. 684 00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:41,980 - I've got friends in publishing. 685 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:45,650 - Well, I'm not making promises, um... 686 00:23:45,650 --> 00:23:47,150 She's not a dyke? 687 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,520 - No! 688 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,690 What kind of question is that? 689 00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:53,760 - She's ballsy. 690 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,930 What's her deal with men? 691 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,430 - She treats men like you treat women. 692 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,600 She doesn't have much faith in men. 693 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,940 And why should she? 694 00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,370 - Don't finish it, Aggie. 695 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:10,710 - Her father left when she was 10. 696 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:11,540 I'm sorry. 697 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:12,410 Don't be mad at me. 698 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,310 Oh... 699 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,250 - Oh, I, no, I'm not... 700 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,150 No, I... 701 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,120 You look great, by the way. 702 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,020 I mean it! 703 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,460 I do, I do, I do, I do. 704 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,530 - As I live and breathe. 705 00:24:30,930 --> 00:24:34,970 - [Huey] I dunno why this is such a surprise to you. 706 00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:37,940 - Huey, I didn't even know you had a daughter. 707 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:39,100 - Well, I have a son, too. - What? 708 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,910 - But that's a different story. 709 00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:41,940 I mean, I've been with a lot of women, 710 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:44,180 and they're not all careful. 711 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:45,280 - It was their fault? 712 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,110 - No problem. 713 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:46,950 My fault. 714 00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:48,850 But it's their kid. 715 00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:49,980 - You're a sociopath! 716 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:51,320 - No! 717 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,890 Hey, uh, maybe you can help my daughter. 718 00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:55,090 - No, Huey, please. 719 00:24:55,090 --> 00:24:56,960 I'm bad enough with my own family. 720 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,990 - She's a comic book writer. 721 00:24:58,990 --> 00:24:59,860 What do they call it? 722 00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:00,690 - Graphic novelist? 723 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,530 - Right! 724 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:02,360 And you're at Norton, dig? 725 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,550 So can't you? 726 00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:04,730 - No, I have nothing to do with that department. 727 00:25:04,730 --> 00:25:07,170 No, I've got my own problems. 728 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:09,470 I don't want to help your daughter. 729 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:10,670 - Wow! 730 00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:12,670 - I can't decide which one of you is more narcissistic, 731 00:25:12,670 --> 00:25:15,170 but I've got patients to see. 732 00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:19,950 Why they're not either one of you, I don't know. 733 00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:21,080 - Bye. - Bye. 734 00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:25,620 - Hates men. 735 00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:27,190 - [Roz] I can hear you! 736 00:25:27,190 --> 00:25:29,190 - What is your problem? 737 00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:34,860 You know women chew more gum than men these days. 738 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:36,330 (gum smacking) 739 00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:37,460 Maybe there's a cartoon in that, 740 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,900 that could be kinda funny, y'know? 741 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,170 The smart women. 742 00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:42,200 The smartest women I know, 743 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,640 the more they, um... 744 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,570 The more they... 745 00:25:44,570 --> 00:25:45,470 Oh. 746 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:52,610 Honestly, I don't know what to say about these. 747 00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:53,450 - [Zelda] Right. 748 00:25:53,450 --> 00:25:55,980 - No, I'm... 749 00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:58,520 I'm not the most visually-inspired person in the world. 750 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,090 My opinion, it hardly matters. 751 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,790 I'm only associate publisher for historical nonfiction. 752 00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:10,900 What I like doesn't count for a lot around here, 753 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,130 so... 754 00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:13,930 - But you don't like the stuff. 755 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,830 - No, no. 756 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,370 I mean, it's definitely, y'know, 757 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,970 full of bile against men, 758 00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:21,470 not that that's... 759 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,340 That's totally fair commentary. 760 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:24,880 That's, y'know, yeah... 761 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,780 I mean you have a point of view, you know, 762 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:28,950 you definitely have a point of view, so... 763 00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:32,890 Do you think someone so young should be doing work 764 00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:34,890 that's this bitter? 765 00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:35,960 - I'm not bitter. 766 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,520 Well, uh... 767 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:38,860 - You're just afraid. 768 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:40,230 - Oh? 769 00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:41,230 Is that right? 770 00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:43,130 - That's right. 771 00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:44,800 You're afraid of the truth. 772 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,270 So's everyone else. 773 00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:47,670 That's why I'm not famous. 774 00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:49,130 (gum smacking) 775 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:53,540 How come someone like you is friends with my father? 776 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,710 - That's a good question. 777 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,820 Why am I, at this particular moment, 778 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:05,620 still friends with your dad? 779 00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,040 Oh, here's another one! 780 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,450 Maybe this is, no, that's more penises. 781 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,260 Yeah, I don't get it. 782 00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:14,290 - What was I supposed to do? 783 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,060 Stay with her mother after she takes 784 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,460 the greeting-card business to another printer? 785 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,370 - She was mad at you for playing around, Huey. 786 00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:21,700 - Yeah, well I made those fucking cards, all right? 787 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,000 She couldn't sell shit until I started printing, 788 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,570 promoting, and placing them. 789 00:27:25,570 --> 00:27:28,270 I got her into fucking Wal-Mart! 790 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,110 Why? 791 00:27:29,110 --> 00:27:30,340 'Cause I love the art. 792 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:32,010 I mean, I loved her, too! 793 00:27:32,010 --> 00:27:33,980 I busted my balls. 794 00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,280 And yeah, I get it! 795 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,620 You know, she finds me in bed with the cleaning lady. 796 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,790 Okay, fire the fucking cleaning lady, 797 00:27:39,790 --> 00:27:41,920 you don't fire your husband's business. 798 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,460 - You had a child! 799 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:44,420 - Do you have a child? 800 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:45,590 - You know I don't. 801 00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:49,800 - Don't know nothin', so don't lecture me. 802 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,700 She humiliated me, and nobody humiliates Huey. 803 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,070 - All right. 804 00:27:58,070 --> 00:27:59,410 Got it. 805 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:01,310 - Just don't judge me. 806 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,380 - You know what? 807 00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:04,240 Let's just go home. 808 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,380 - No problem. 809 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:09,920 - Hey, baby. 810 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:10,750 - Hey, baby. 811 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:12,020 You wanna go out, sugar? 812 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:13,190 - Wanna have a good time? 813 00:28:13,190 --> 00:28:15,020 - Bargain rates tonight, baby. 814 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,020 - Two for one, sugar. 815 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,490 Are you alive, sugar? 816 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,830 I've never paid for it in my life. 817 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:21,660 - [Courtesan] Oh. 818 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,360 (laughing) 819 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,610 - No. 820 00:28:24,610 --> 00:28:25,860 Hookers used to give it to me for free. 821 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,130 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 822 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,130 I don't do free, baby. 823 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,270 Sorry, honey. 824 00:28:31,570 --> 00:28:35,070 - All right, well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. 825 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,810 I'm , I'm, I'm Huey. 826 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:38,780 - Who? 827 00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:40,250 - Huey Beauchamp! 828 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:41,980 - No. 829 00:28:42,850 --> 00:28:45,220 - I am Huey Beauchamp! 830 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:46,820 (laughing) 831 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:49,520 I have never paid for it in my life! 832 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,760 - Are you shittin' me, sugar? 833 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:51,590 - No. 834 00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:53,660 C'mon, let's go. 835 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:54,730 Night night. 836 00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,530 - [Courtesan] I remember Huey Beauchamp... 837 00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,730 A little tiny boy... 838 00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:00,700 - How much? 839 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:04,700 (laughing) 840 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,610 - [Courtesan] I like tiny boys. 841 00:29:06,610 --> 00:29:07,510 They don't hurt. 842 00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:10,180 (laughter) 843 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:11,180 - Let's go. 844 00:29:12,850 --> 00:29:13,750 Let's go. 845 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,750 - They used to give it to me. 846 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,080 - All right. 847 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,690 - I'm not... 848 00:29:20,690 --> 00:29:22,820 That's not even bragging. 849 00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:24,590 That's just true. 850 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:25,420 - [Bernard] All right. 851 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,490 - [Huey] No problem. 852 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,960 Ahhh. 853 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,160 - Huey, ow! 854 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,730 Ow, you're drunk. 855 00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:32,900 Stop. 856 00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:35,030 You're not getting it from me for free either. 857 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,370 (laughter) 858 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:40,970 - You know what we are living in, man? 859 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,780 The age of the urban chick. 860 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:43,610 They're hip. 861 00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:44,440 They know it all. 862 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,740 - I feel like a schmuck. 863 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:48,280 - The urban chick is trained for combat, man. 864 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,110 - What do I do? 865 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,150 I'm not basically competitive. 866 00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:53,190 - You take the urban chick on her terms, man, you're dead! 867 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:54,820 - How many times can I feel like a schmuck 868 00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:56,760 without also feeling like a loser? 869 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,990 - There's only one way I know to get through the armor 870 00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:00,590 of the urban chick. 871 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,430 - How? 872 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:02,360 How? 873 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,500 - Talk dirty. 874 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:05,530 - Talk dirty? 875 00:30:05,530 --> 00:30:07,300 - I don't mean self-conscious dirty, 876 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,770 like it's a current in thing. 877 00:30:08,770 --> 00:30:09,870 She does that herself. 878 00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,570 I'm talking animal dirty. 879 00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:14,010 Like you got to make her believe she's in a jungle 880 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:17,540 and the rules she learned at Smith or Barnard don't apply. 881 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,250 Talk dirty? 882 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,950 - You mean, like, really, like, talk dirty? 883 00:30:20,950 --> 00:30:22,310 - Talk "asshole." 884 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,150 Talk "shit." 885 00:30:23,150 --> 00:30:24,380 Talk "pussy." 886 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:25,820 Talk "fuck." 887 00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:27,420 Never ask a personal question 888 00:30:27,420 --> 00:30:29,520 and never pick up a check... 889 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,590 To the urban chick, goons like me are a status symbol. 890 00:30:32,590 --> 00:30:33,630 - This works? 891 00:30:33,630 --> 00:30:34,930 - Works every time. 892 00:30:34,930 --> 00:30:36,600 Put the urban chick on the defensive, man, 893 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,830 she'll think she's in love. 894 00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:40,070 And with all that armor, 895 00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:43,740 how's she gonna know the difference? 896 00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:46,710 - I didn't even know Huey had children. 897 00:30:46,710 --> 00:30:48,440 A daughter, that is. 898 00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:52,910 What's it like to see him for the first time in, what? 899 00:30:52,910 --> 00:30:53,810 15 years? 900 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:58,850 - I don't really think about it one way or the other. 901 00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:01,650 - Are you really this tough? 902 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:03,520 - I mean, my mom wanted to see him. 903 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,460 You know? 904 00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:06,460 And once she gets an idea in her head, 905 00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:08,330 it's like a whole thing, so... 906 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:10,900 Plus, it was a good excuse for me to kind of travel around, 907 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:13,300 and go into some cons, and meet publishers, 908 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,700 show 'em some of my stuff, so... 909 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:17,570 - How did you even find him? 910 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,940 - I mean, he's fat, and loud, 911 00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:22,670 and slings money around like crazy, 912 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,180 So it's kind of hard to miss him. 913 00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:28,580 It's almost as if he wanted to be found. 914 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,220 Y'know, you're not macho like him, are you? 915 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:33,120 - Well... 916 00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:37,190 No one's macho like Huey, so... 917 00:31:37,190 --> 00:31:38,560 - Y'know, most of the guys I meet, 918 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,860 I kind of bring out the macho in them, but not you. 919 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,730 - Is that right? 920 00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:48,170 - Yeah, that's right. 921 00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:49,400 - I'm too old. 922 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,540 - I get the feeling you were never really that way. 923 00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:56,110 What were you like when you were my age? 924 00:31:56,110 --> 00:31:57,580 - I wasn't very mature. 925 00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:58,480 - Hmmm. 926 00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:01,480 - Late developer, huh? 927 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,310 (sighs) 928 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,050 - [Bernard] If only. 929 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,220 - I was an early developer. 930 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:12,660 I bet you were some kind of, like, wimp, huh? 931 00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:14,430 - I was a wimp. 932 00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:16,830 I was a classic wimp. 933 00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:17,660 - [Zelda] Well. 934 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:19,100 Just goes to show. 935 00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:20,000 - What? 936 00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:24,070 - That there's hope for wimps yet. 937 00:32:24,870 --> 00:32:25,770 Married? 938 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:28,910 - Uh, not anymore. 939 00:32:28,910 --> 00:32:30,210 - Hm. 940 00:32:30,210 --> 00:32:32,080 Did you abandon your wife, too? 941 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,380 - We were only married for six weeks. 942 00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:36,280 - You got kids? 943 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,620 - After six weeks? 944 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:38,580 No. 945 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,150 - Oh, that's good. 946 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,620 - [Bernard] Why is that good? 947 00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:51,730 - I wouldn't feel right about it if there were children. 948 00:32:53,070 --> 00:32:55,130 - Feel right about what? 949 00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:59,100 - You tell me. 950 00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:05,210 You're my best friend's daughter, uh... 951 00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:07,710 - [Zelda] Uh-huh. 952 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,250 - Doesn't that make you feel awkward? 953 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:11,150 - Mmmm... 954 00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:14,320 No. 955 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,720 Should we split? 956 00:33:20,430 --> 00:33:21,330 - Uhhh... 957 00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:24,330 Blah... 958 00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:26,900 - C'mon. 959 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,540 Trust me. 960 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,940 We call ourselves the Katrinka Kollective. 961 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,240 - [Bernard] And who's Katrinka? 962 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,710 - You're old you should know. 963 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:42,110 Coming through, guys! 964 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,020 - You promised to help me on my app deadline, Zelda! 965 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,020 - [Zelda] Five minutes, Celia! 966 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:45,880 - Your ass, Zelda! 967 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:47,050 And don't use your room, Zelda. 968 00:33:47,050 --> 00:33:48,320 Harry's in there. 969 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,390 - Why can't Harry sleep in your room, Celia? 970 00:33:50,390 --> 00:33:51,360 - [Celia] Because your room doesn't get 971 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,190 the Bushwick traffic. 972 00:33:52,190 --> 00:33:53,030 Okay, Zelda? 973 00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:55,060 - Yo, Harry, out! 974 00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:57,100 While we're young, buddy! 975 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,000 Let's go! 976 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:00,730 All right! 977 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,430 Okay! 978 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,340 All clear! 979 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,100 Bernard! 980 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:07,710 - Uhhh... 981 00:34:07,710 --> 00:34:08,610 Bye. 982 00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:20,490 (upbeat music) 983 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,920 - This is really good. 984 00:34:58,030 --> 00:34:59,460 Here you go, buddy! 985 00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,290 - Awesome! 986 00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:01,660 Thank you. 987 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:02,490 (laughing) 988 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,330 Thank you for my meal! 989 00:35:03,330 --> 00:35:05,230 - [Zelda] My pleasure. 990 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:07,870 (upbeat music) 991 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:28,750 - What's this? 992 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,660 - It's a present. 993 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:31,760 - Who is she? 994 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,590 - Roz, come on. 995 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:34,490 No, that's... 996 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:37,360 It's a tenth anniversary present. 997 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,830 It's 10 years since we started breaking up with each other. 998 00:35:40,830 --> 00:35:41,730 Open it. 999 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,240 - I'm sure it's the perfect gift. 1000 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,070 - Yes. 1001 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:47,010 - I know it's the perfect gift. 1002 00:35:47,010 --> 00:35:48,910 But, whatever it is, I don't want to 1003 00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:51,580 get into a fight tonight. 1004 00:35:51,580 --> 00:35:52,580 - Roz. 1005 00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:53,680 It is just a gift. 1006 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,810 - But there is something, 1007 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,480 a favor, 1008 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,950 to make me like you again. 1009 00:35:58,950 --> 00:35:59,850 - What? 1010 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,490 Ah, you like me. 1011 00:36:02,490 --> 00:36:05,190 That's something I never have worry about ever. 1012 00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:07,860 (chuckles) 1013 00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:10,000 - I don't know Huey. 1014 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,500 Clearly he's not a person that knows how to ask for help. 1015 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,630 But I just thought it would mean a lot to him 1016 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,670 if you saw his daughter. 1017 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:20,140 - Zelda? 1018 00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:22,070 - Yeah, Zelda. 1019 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,740 You know, just give her some advice on publishing, and... 1020 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,480 - No, no, no, yeah. 1021 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,310 - Something. 1022 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,150 - Yeah. 1023 00:36:28,150 --> 00:36:28,980 - That's not too much, is it? 1024 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:29,810 - No. 1025 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:30,650 That's great. 1026 00:36:30,650 --> 00:36:32,220 I will meet Zelda. 1027 00:36:33,850 --> 00:36:34,690 Mmmm. 1028 00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:35,990 - Good. 1029 00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:38,060 And take your gift back. 1030 00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:40,990 - Oh, it's a good one. 1031 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,600 I mean, if you start to depend on the compassion of others, 1032 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,500 you can get hurt. 1033 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:47,330 I know that. 1034 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,630 Still... 1035 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,470 If you spend your life avoiding hurt, 1036 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:53,510 you spend your life avoiding life, y'know. 1037 00:36:53,510 --> 00:36:55,010 Hey! 1038 00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:55,840 Oh! 1039 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,580 That's pretty good! 1040 00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:58,410 Huh? 1041 00:36:58,410 --> 00:36:59,910 I just made that up. 1042 00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:01,510 Huh? 1043 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:03,110 Doesn't that sound like something I've said 1044 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,120 a million times before? 1045 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,420 No, I just, uh... 1046 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,390 You inspired that, Zelda. 1047 00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:16,030 No, it's true, it's true, it's true. 1048 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:17,860 This whole evening... 1049 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:20,630 If I was with someone without your appeal, 1050 00:37:20,630 --> 00:37:24,870 I don't think I could have come up with that line. 1051 00:37:25,770 --> 00:37:29,170 Because, you know, usually when I'm with a girl... 1052 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:31,410 A woman, at least of late, 1053 00:37:32,510 --> 00:37:35,450 I don't get that sense of, what the hell. 1054 00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:37,680 What the hell, just go for it. 1055 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,420 But I get that with you. 1056 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:41,650 (kissing) 1057 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:46,060 - [Zelda] So, are you currently involved? 1058 00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:48,460 (Laughs) 1059 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,290 - No. 1060 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:50,130 - What are you laughing at? 1061 00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:50,960 - Involved? 1062 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:51,850 No. 1063 00:37:51,850 --> 00:37:52,730 - What, I thought that was, like, 1064 00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:55,400 one of your old man nonfiction words. 1065 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,230 Old man? 1066 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,070 No. 1067 00:37:57,070 --> 00:37:57,900 (laughter) 1068 00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:58,800 Yes, that's my word. 1069 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,690 - [Zelda] What about "committed?" 1070 00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:02,570 Are you, uh, committed to anyone at this moment? 1071 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,780 - No. 1072 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:04,680 Mm-Mmm. 1073 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,580 - Hmm. - Hmm. 1074 00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:07,750 - Hmm. - Hmm. 1075 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,180 - I mean, what about our communication? 1076 00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:12,880 Do you think we'll still be able to communicate, 1077 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:15,250 given our age difference? 1078 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,490 - Yeah. 1079 00:38:16,490 --> 00:38:19,920 Yeah, we can, we can talk about books, hmm? 1080 00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:20,760 - What's a book again? 1081 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,260 (laughter) 1082 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:23,160 - Okay, there you go. 1083 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,230 I'll introduce it to you. 1084 00:38:24,230 --> 00:38:26,730 That'll be a good conversation to have. 1085 00:38:26,730 --> 00:38:28,470 - Man, I bet I know what you love. 1086 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:29,430 - Hmm. 1087 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,200 - I bet you love rock 'n' roll, baby. 1088 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,040 - Ow! 1089 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,910 - I bet it's really your style. 1090 00:38:34,910 --> 00:38:36,740 - Yes, you know me so well already. 1091 00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:39,710 Rock 'n' roll and books, that's me. 1092 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,580 - You know, I think one day, 1093 00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:45,850 I'm actually really gonna surprise you. 1094 00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:47,790 - You already are surprising me. 1095 00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:50,420 - No, I mean it, Bernie. 1096 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:53,160 I wanna be a great graphic novelist. 1097 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,330 I'm gonna be famous. 1098 00:38:55,330 --> 00:38:58,660 I feel like I'm gonna be the voice of my generation. 1099 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,900 - I know you will be, hmm? 1100 00:39:02,270 --> 00:39:03,500 - No, not her. 1101 00:39:04,370 --> 00:39:08,010 Not Maxine, not Debbie, not Danielle, no... 1102 00:39:08,010 --> 00:39:09,070 - No? 1103 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,180 - Here's a possibility. 1104 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,010 - Who? 1105 00:39:11,010 --> 00:39:11,840 - Her name's Audrey. 1106 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:12,680 Built like a brick shithouse. 1107 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,510 Lives in the Bronx. 1108 00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:14,350 - What? 1109 00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:15,730 The Bronx! 1110 00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:17,120 Don't you have anything in the City? 1111 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,350 - [Huey] Jezebel. 1112 00:39:18,350 --> 00:39:19,750 - Okay. 1113 00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:20,650 - [Huey] Not for you. 1114 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:21,720 - Now, wait, no, no. 1115 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,820 Who is Jezebel? 1116 00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:24,390 - She'd destroy you, Bernard. 1117 00:39:24,390 --> 00:39:25,220 - Great. 1118 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,020 Great. 1119 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:26,860 Give me Jezebel! 1120 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:27,690 The real stuff. 1121 00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:28,530 A dancer. 1122 00:39:28,530 --> 00:39:29,360 - What kind of dancer? 1123 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,200 - Modern. 1124 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,030 - Sounds limber. 1125 00:39:31,030 --> 00:39:31,860 - Lives in the Village. 1126 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:32,700 Call her now. 1127 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:33,530 - Now? 1128 00:39:33,530 --> 00:39:36,300 But, it's after midnight, Huey. 1129 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:39,200 - To Jezebel, man, it's only lunchtime. 1130 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,070 - Oh, hello, Jezebel. 1131 00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:42,570 Uh, my name is Bernard Mergendeiler. 1132 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:45,210 A friend of mine, Huey Beauchamp, gave me your number 1133 00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:48,080 because he thought that you and I might... 1134 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,720 No, yes, yeah, no, he, he's fine, uh, but, 1135 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,390 Huey thought that, uh, it'd be good if you 1136 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:55,940 and I could... 1137 00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:58,490 No, I'm sorry, I don't have his new number, 1138 00:39:58,490 --> 00:40:01,330 but what I do have are two tickets 1139 00:40:01,330 --> 00:40:05,030 to the Tom Waits concert on Monday. 1140 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,830 No, Huey will not be there. 1141 00:40:06,830 --> 00:40:09,230 He's out of town, I think. 1142 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,800 So... 1143 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,470 Jezebel, Jezebel, on Tuesday... 1144 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:15,910 Tuesday night... 1145 00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:20,450 I was invited to a Robert Mapplethorpe opening... 1146 00:40:20,450 --> 00:40:22,480 Oh, oh, okay... 1147 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,780 Um, are you free Wednesday? 1148 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:28,090 There's a new French film screening. 1149 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:29,220 It's "Shoah." 1150 00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:32,560 I don't know anything about it, but, uh, 1151 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,130 sounds like a musical. 1152 00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:36,160 Uh, you're free! 1153 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,400 Uh, great. 1154 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,230 10 pm. 1155 00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:39,400 Cinema Studio. 1156 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,500 Yeah, I'll meet you out front. 1157 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,870 I will be the one carrying a copy 1158 00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:45,370 of "Lady Chatterley's Lover." 1159 00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:48,370 You know, actually I just started it, but, 1160 00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:51,280 um, I'm really so far enjoying the whole... 1161 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,110 Oh. 1162 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:52,940 No, sure. 1163 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:53,780 No, of course. 1164 00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:54,610 Great. 1165 00:40:54,610 --> 00:40:55,450 Fine. 1166 00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:56,350 Fine. 1167 00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:01,320 Hey, man. 1168 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,120 I'm totally gonna stick it to that skank. 1169 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,190 - I dig it, man. 1170 00:41:06,190 --> 00:41:07,930 - I think I do, too. 1171 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,560 - [Bernard] Roz, just, c'mon Roz! 1172 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,730 - No, just get out of here... 1173 00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:12,560 Get out! 1174 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:13,700 - Roz, let me explain! 1175 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:15,370 - Oh, you've come here to tell me you're in love 1176 00:41:15,370 --> 00:41:18,200 with a 25-year-old underground cartoonist? 1177 00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:19,470 - Graphic novelist. 1178 00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:20,740 And no, I don't know what it is yet. 1179 00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,670 - It's the fucking present! 1180 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,510 - What? 1181 00:41:22,510 --> 00:41:23,340 Ow! 1182 00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:24,180 The present you gave me! 1183 00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:25,180 You always give me presents! 1184 00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:26,010 - Ow! 1185 00:41:26,010 --> 00:41:27,500 Roz! Roz! Roz! 1186 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,980 Look, I'm not any more happy about it than you are! 1187 00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:30,050 - Oh, you think I'm stupid? 1188 00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:30,880 - No... 1189 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:31,720 - You want my understanding? 1190 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,050 You want my compassion? 1191 00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:34,320 - No, I, you're a therapist. 1192 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,820 - You're a prick! 1193 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,660 - You know, you were the one who asked me to meet her 1194 00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:41,630 in the first place! 1195 00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:44,430 (dramatic music) 1196 00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:46,930 - [Zelda] We never go to your place? 1197 00:41:46,930 --> 00:41:47,770 - [Bernard] No, I'm just embarrassed 1198 00:41:47,770 --> 00:41:49,930 for you to see my apartment. 1199 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,500 - Because my father lives there! 1200 00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:52,840 - Zelda, I do-- 1201 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,140 - If you don't want Huey to know about us, that's fine. 1202 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:57,140 You just have to tell me. 1203 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,810 - It's complicated. 1204 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:01,410 Mainly, it's really because of my apartment. 1205 00:42:01,410 --> 00:42:02,750 I just don't want you to see it 1206 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:05,880 until I've had a chance to do something with it. 1207 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:09,090 - I don't think you're being straight with me, Bernard. 1208 00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:10,590 Y'know, it's shaping up like you're gonna 1209 00:42:10,590 --> 00:42:12,820 have to make a choice. 1210 00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:13,830 Huey or me? 1211 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,060 (door opening) 1212 00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:18,660 - Hey, man! 1213 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:19,560 - Hey. 1214 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,670 Y'know, I'm... 1215 00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:30,340 I'm kinda surprised we're still friends. 1216 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,410 You hurt me. 1217 00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:33,380 You know that, right? 1218 00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:34,580 - Bullshit. 1219 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:35,750 - No, really. 1220 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:39,750 - That's bullshit, dude, 1221 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:42,090 practically every girl you ever had, I gave you. 1222 00:42:42,090 --> 00:42:43,520 - Yeah. 1223 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,760 Do you remember Jezebel? 1224 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,830 - [Huey] I know 17 Jezebels. 1225 00:42:48,830 --> 00:42:50,090 - You see, I still still think of her, 1226 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,200 and you can't even remember. 1227 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,570 The dancer, Jezebel. 1228 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:57,040 Huey, she was the girl of my dreams. 1229 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,140 You know that, right? 1230 00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:00,540 Yeah, no, I, everything about her, 1231 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:02,160 the way she looked at me. 1232 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,780 The way she made me feel smarter than myself. 1233 00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:06,090 Even witty. 1234 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,410 She brought out, she brought out, like depths, 1235 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,250 that I didn't even... 1236 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:10,080 Okay, you know what? 1237 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:10,920 I'm not... 1238 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,750 You're gonna judge me. 1239 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,020 We were inseparable, okay? 1240 00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:14,820 I was addicted to her. 1241 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:16,620 And then you told me that I was pussywhipped. 1242 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,820 No, not just, 1243 00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:20,760 you have to know the kind of influence you had on me. 1244 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,590 That stayed with me, for years. 1245 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,730 Still with me. 1246 00:43:23,730 --> 00:43:27,500 And then, over nothing, over some dumb issue, 1247 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,230 something that meant absolutely nothing, 1248 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,230 I stood up to her. 1249 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,070 I mean, I knew, 1250 00:43:31,070 --> 00:43:33,300 I knew I was in the wrong. 1251 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:36,040 But I didn't want Huey to think that I was pussywhipped. 1252 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,440 So, we broke up. 1253 00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:40,880 One year later, she's married to someone 1254 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,750 who looks exactly like me. 1255 00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:45,080 Apparently, they live in New Jersey. 1256 00:43:45,090 --> 00:43:46,780 They've got three kids, 1257 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,690 and everyone says she runs the family. 1258 00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:51,590 And all I do some mornings is hope 1259 00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:54,160 her husband dies. 1260 00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:58,130 - Do you know what you suffer from, my friend? 1261 00:43:58,130 --> 00:43:59,860 - [Bernard] What? 1262 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,330 - Pussywhip envy. 1263 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,270 - Okay, you know what? 1264 00:44:04,270 --> 00:44:05,170 Don't... 1265 00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:08,440 I'm just saying, Huey, if... 1266 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,140 Just don't... 1267 00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:12,080 Break me up with a woman again. 1268 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,980 Please. 1269 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,180 - Okay. 1270 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:17,980 Put on your shoes. 1271 00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:19,450 I'll walk you to the subway. 1272 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:20,820 - Honestly, don't bother. 1273 00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:23,920 Okay, I've never met anyone so crude in my life. 1274 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,920 - Yeah, crude. 1275 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,960 Now put on your shoes. 1276 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,230 I'll walk you to the subway. 1277 00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:29,060 I mean you want everything your own way, okay? 1278 00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:30,030 You're spoiled. 1279 00:44:30,030 --> 00:44:31,510 - Yeah, spoiled. 1280 00:44:31,510 --> 00:44:33,000 Now put on your shoes, I'll walk you to the subway. 1281 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,400 - I mean, I have needs, too, you know. 1282 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,430 - Yeah, you need to put on your shoes. 1283 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,300 I'll walk you to the subway. 1284 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,570 - You certainly gave me a different impression, 1285 00:44:39,570 --> 00:44:40,540 that's all I'm saying. 1286 00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:41,510 I figured, go with the Columbia guy, 1287 00:44:41,510 --> 00:44:42,340 they're not animals. 1288 00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:43,880 - Now, put on your shoes. 1289 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,580 I'll walk you to the subway. 1290 00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:47,780 - Y'know, there's more to life than self-gratification. 1291 00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:48,880 - Uh-huh. 1292 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,780 - Okay, I hate to be pushed into things. 1293 00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:52,380 We've barely said a word to each other. 1294 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,120 Even though, I admit entirely too much time 1295 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,390 is spent on talking now-a-days. 1296 00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:57,420 - Okay, you talked. 1297 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:58,690 Now put on your shoes. 1298 00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:00,430 I'll walk you to the subway. 1299 00:45:00,430 --> 00:45:02,390 - We practically just met, okay? 1300 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,960 Women hate to be used. 1301 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,300 I hate to be used. 1302 00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,330 - I'm hip. 1303 00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:07,830 Put on your shoes... 1304 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:08,670 - Mm-mm. 1305 00:45:08,670 --> 00:45:10,150 You're a very strange boy, Huey. 1306 00:45:10,150 --> 00:45:11,640 You're just used to women just falling all over you, okay? 1307 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,370 And I don't why you men have to see beautiful 1308 00:45:13,370 --> 00:45:14,870 women as threats every time. 1309 00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:16,310 I just, I need my coffee. 1310 00:45:16,310 --> 00:45:17,140 - I'm out. 1311 00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:18,440 - I have money. 1312 00:45:20,210 --> 00:45:22,710 - You got enough for breakfast? 1313 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,280 - Uh-huh. 1314 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:28,290 - Hey, bring me a couple of bagels back, will you? 1315 00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:29,490 - Any particular kind? 1316 00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:31,220 - Baby, I trust you. 1317 00:45:34,290 --> 00:45:38,700 - So, why does Bernard say that you've fallen apart? 1318 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,370 - I don't answer analytic questions. 1319 00:45:43,370 --> 00:45:45,640 - Analysts don't ask questions, they wait, 1320 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,670 and I'm not waiting. 1321 00:45:47,670 --> 00:45:48,640 - Well, I could give you a different answer 1322 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,310 for every day of the week. 1323 00:45:50,310 --> 00:45:52,610 Um, my wife fucked me over. 1324 00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:55,050 Muscle tone. 1325 00:45:55,050 --> 00:45:56,310 Yeah, that's a good one. 1326 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,080 A guy like me loses muscle tone... 1327 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,920 - So, why did you ask me to dinner? 1328 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,790 - You need a reason 'cause you're an analyst? 1329 00:46:03,790 --> 00:46:04,760 - No. 1330 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,520 - Motivation. 1331 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:08,160 You wanna know my motivation. 1332 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,160 - Does this ever stop? 1333 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,390 This performance? 1334 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,230 - The Huey act? 1335 00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:12,230 - Oh, is that what you call it? 1336 00:46:12,230 --> 00:46:13,130 - Mm-hmm. 1337 00:46:14,770 --> 00:46:17,140 This time in my life is what? 1338 00:46:17,140 --> 00:46:18,770 Reversal time? 1339 00:46:18,770 --> 00:46:21,310 Y'know, when I knew Bernard, he never made out. 1340 00:46:21,310 --> 00:46:22,570 Never! 1341 00:46:22,570 --> 00:46:23,840 - That no longer seems to be his problem. 1342 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,680 - And now it's, like, what? 1343 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:25,940 A fuckin' joke? 1344 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,510 It's like I'm him and he's me! 1345 00:46:31,850 --> 00:46:35,020 He's seein' a new chick, you know. 1346 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:38,020 - So you wanna sleep with me. 1347 00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:39,790 - She's young. 1348 00:46:39,790 --> 00:46:40,990 - And I'm not? 1349 00:46:40,990 --> 00:46:42,390 - [Huey] I've got no frame of reference 1350 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,400 for any chick under 40. 1351 00:46:46,330 --> 00:46:48,570 - I'm not gonna sleep with you, Huey. 1352 00:46:48,570 --> 00:46:51,400 - 20 years ago, you would have. 1353 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,370 Believe me. 1354 00:46:54,570 --> 00:46:57,110 - Okay, can we talk about something else? 1355 00:46:57,110 --> 00:46:59,510 How's your daughter? 1356 00:46:59,510 --> 00:47:01,350 - That's who he's dating. 1357 00:47:01,350 --> 00:47:02,580 - He told you? 1358 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,750 - You think you're the only shrink in the room? 1359 00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:09,650 He brings up old grudges, he's mad at me all the time. 1360 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,660 He didn't have to tell me. 1361 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:12,860 - Well, does it bother you? 1362 00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:15,090 - Fuck yes, it bothers me! 1363 00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:20,400 You think I don't have feelings? 1364 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,130 He's my only friend! 1365 00:47:24,370 --> 00:47:26,000 She's got my genes. 1366 00:47:28,210 --> 00:47:30,010 She will butcher him. 1367 00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,210 - [Zelda] Okay, look. 1368 00:47:34,210 --> 00:47:36,080 Do you like this? 1369 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:36,910 - [Bernard] I don't. 1370 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,350 You want me to be honest? 1371 00:47:38,350 --> 00:47:40,590 I don't understand it. 1372 00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:41,790 - [Zelda] Want some molly? 1373 00:47:41,790 --> 00:47:43,690 - [Bernard] What? No. 1374 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,020 - All right. Suit yourself. 1375 00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:52,700 - [Woman] "Ich bin Scheisse. Du bist Scheisse, Mمnner sind Scheisse" 1376 00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:55,400 - You're not supportive of my work. 1377 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,700 - [Woman] "Mمnner sind Hunde..." 1378 00:47:58,070 --> 00:47:59,040 - Yes, I am. 1379 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,240 - You're not. 1380 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,440 You never ask to see what I'm working on. 1381 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,980 - I won't understand it, and then you get mad at me. 1382 00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:04,880 - See! 1383 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,480 You're not supportive! 1384 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,410 - You want me to lie and tell you I like something 1385 00:48:08,410 --> 00:48:09,480 I don't get? 1386 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,350 - See, I don't understand why you say 1387 00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:12,520 that you're supportive, 1388 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,520 and then you sabotage me like this. 1389 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,560 - 'Cause I am supportive of you! 1390 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,460 Does it mean I have to understand your work? 1391 00:48:19,460 --> 00:48:22,760 - You just want me to be a trophy, like an adornment. 1392 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,700 - All you ever do is talk about is your career. 1393 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:25,930 - Because I'm young! 1394 00:48:25,930 --> 00:48:27,130 I have to talk about my career! 1395 00:48:27,130 --> 00:48:28,500 You don't have to talk about your career 1396 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:30,600 because you've already arrived! 1397 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,270 I have not arrived, and, frankly, you're standing 1398 00:48:32,270 --> 00:48:33,300 in my way. 1399 00:48:33,310 --> 00:48:34,610 - That's just plain stupid. C'mon. 1400 00:48:34,610 --> 00:48:37,510 - I don't want us to stay at my place anymore. 1401 00:48:38,410 --> 00:48:40,750 - [Woman] "...Mمnner sind Scheisse..." 1402 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:41,850 - [Bernard] So, what do you think, Mona? 1403 00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:43,510 - All right, lets, this is... 1404 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,680 This is shit. 1405 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,680 - Mona, c'mon... 1406 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:46,680 - No, why, why are you showing me this shit? 1407 00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:48,090 - Is it that bad? 1408 00:48:48,090 --> 00:48:49,940 - Oh, c'mon, Bernard, look, 1409 00:48:49,940 --> 00:48:51,790 look, I haven't seen you in the graphic novel department in, 1410 00:48:51,790 --> 00:48:52,590 what, what is it? 1411 00:48:52,590 --> 00:48:53,420 Like 15 years? 1412 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,260 Right? 1413 00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:55,090 I mean, what is it? 1414 00:48:55,090 --> 00:48:56,160 Slow day in nonfiction down there? 1415 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,780 - Historical nonfiction. 1416 00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:59,400 Believe me, it's a lot slower than actual nonfiction. 1417 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,430 - Why are you pushing this girl? 1418 00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:01,270 - I'm not pushing her, Mona. 1419 00:49:01,270 --> 00:49:02,920 - You're pushin' her. 1420 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,570 - I'm just soliciting an objective opinion, 1421 00:49:04,570 --> 00:49:05,400 That's all. 1422 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:08,110 - Here, you got exploding penises! 1423 00:49:08,110 --> 00:49:09,920 And what's this? 1424 00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:11,740 Oh, it's a penis that ejaculates carbon emissions. 1425 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,580 Huh! 1426 00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:14,130 Ooh, oh, here! 1427 00:49:14,130 --> 00:49:15,680 This guy's penis gets cut off in a subway door! 1428 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,280 Nice, nice... 1429 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,250 Your, uh, your girlfriend's got a problem with men. 1430 00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,620 - Stop calling her my girlfriend. 1431 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:21,450 Please. 1432 00:49:21,450 --> 00:49:22,290 - Oh, give me a break! 1433 00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:23,120 You like this stuff? 1434 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:23,960 - I don't know. 1435 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,720 - Bernard, look at this! 1436 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,490 This guy has a cock that turns into a hangman's noose. 1437 00:49:27,490 --> 00:49:30,090 This, uh, Zelda Beauchamp, shomp, 1438 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,860 she's got a problem. 1439 00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:32,930 - She's a feminist. 1440 00:49:32,930 --> 00:49:33,760 A feminist! 1441 00:49:33,770 --> 00:49:34,930 - Stop it! 1442 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:36,100 I'm a feminist, and I don't want to hang men 1443 00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:36,930 by their penises. 1444 00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:38,370 She's a sick-o! 1445 00:49:38,370 --> 00:49:39,800 - It is the daughter of a very old friend of mine. 1446 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,410 This is not her. 1447 00:49:41,410 --> 00:49:43,710 This is political for her! 1448 00:49:43,710 --> 00:49:46,240 Just use her, can you use her, just please? 1449 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:47,710 - [Woman] No, look, you know, no... 1450 00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:49,050 - In an ebook or something? 1451 00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:51,170 - [Mona] No, I don't like the pressure, Bernard. 1452 00:49:51,170 --> 00:49:53,280 - Need another intern, along with the other ones you get? 1453 00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:55,950 - Zelda... Beauchamp...? 1454 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:56,850 Beauchamp...? 1455 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:57,690 - Ya. 1456 00:49:57,690 --> 00:50:00,190 - I knew a Beauchamp years... 1457 00:50:01,030 --> 00:50:01,990 Is that Huey? 1458 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,360 Huey's daughter? 1459 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,200 - Are you serious? 1460 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,030 - Huey Beauchamp? 1461 00:50:05,030 --> 00:50:05,860 - You know Huey? 1462 00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:07,060 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1463 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:08,200 - I can tell that you know Huey... 1464 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,170 - Are you kidding me!? 1465 00:50:09,170 --> 00:50:10,000 - [Bernard] Damm it! 1466 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,440 - You bring that shit up here? 1467 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,900 - When I go out with, say, a 25-year old, 1468 00:50:13,910 --> 00:50:16,140 I mean, I know, I'm sure people are whispering, 1469 00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:18,510 "What's that old man doing with that young girl?" 1470 00:50:18,510 --> 00:50:21,380 But put me in that same restaurant with, say, 1471 00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:24,350 someone Roz's age, and all I'm thinking 1472 00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:27,420 is, "What's this boyish fellow doing with this old woman?" 1473 00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:29,390 And, I know, that's horrible! 1474 00:50:29,390 --> 00:50:30,290 Augh! 1475 00:50:31,290 --> 00:50:33,220 I can't help it. 1476 00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:37,030 I'm addicted to youth and I am bothered by age... 1477 00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:39,360 Mostly mine, I guess. 1478 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,030 But these younger women, 1479 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:46,600 I mean I can't forget AIDS, which I think is less of a risk, 1480 00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:48,710 I mean, y'know, with older women because, 1481 00:50:48,710 --> 00:50:52,040 generally, they don't sleep around as much. 1482 00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:55,580 But, with a younger woman with experience, 1483 00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:56,610 I mean, how do you know? 1484 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:59,050 I mean, a woman with a lot of experience. 1485 00:50:59,050 --> 00:51:00,520 Does she know? 1486 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,520 It's not heavy for them. 1487 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,790 Do they even practice safe sex? 1488 00:51:05,790 --> 00:51:07,960 Y'know, safer sex? 1489 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,060 Jeez. 1490 00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:12,030 I mean, I'd rather just masturbate. 1491 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,400 I mean, is that it? 1492 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,470 Is that the bottom line? 1493 00:51:19,570 --> 00:51:21,740 In order to play it safe, 1494 00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:23,340 I have to end up marrying a woman who's old enough 1495 00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:24,580 to be my wife? 1496 00:51:27,110 --> 00:51:28,880 Okay, say, I invited someone to join us 1497 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,450 who says she used to know you. 1498 00:51:34,950 --> 00:51:36,590 "Put on your shoes. 1499 00:51:36,590 --> 00:51:39,160 "I'll walk you to the subway?" 1500 00:51:44,830 --> 00:51:46,960 (laughs) 1501 00:51:48,070 --> 00:51:50,230 - You wanna grab a bagel? 1502 00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:53,070 - Well, outside of this particular material, Sid, 1503 00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:56,140 what do you think of her stuff? 1504 00:51:56,140 --> 00:51:58,140 She's very young, but I don't think R. Crumb 1505 00:51:58,140 --> 00:52:00,510 is the worst influence in the world, is he? 1506 00:52:00,510 --> 00:52:02,050 We're all influenced, Sid. 1507 00:52:02,050 --> 00:52:03,380 When Art Spiegleman started out, I'm sure 1508 00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:07,150 his work looked like shit, too, I suppose. 1509 00:52:07,150 --> 00:52:09,390 Just, sleep on it, please. 1510 00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:14,430 I think she could be an innovative force at Penguin. 1511 00:52:14,430 --> 00:52:15,560 Just because. 1512 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,930 Our Norton editors don't understand Millennials, 1513 00:52:17,930 --> 00:52:18,930 that's why. 1514 00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:21,470 Thank you. 1515 00:52:21,470 --> 00:52:22,370 Thank you! 1516 00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:26,940 Well, I already picked up the tickets, Zelda. 1517 00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:28,170 It's French... 1518 00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:31,080 I dunno, I think it's a musical. 1519 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,510 I don't understand. 1520 00:52:32,510 --> 00:52:33,910 Didn't you know about this Kollective meeting 1521 00:52:33,910 --> 00:52:36,210 when we met at lunch? 1522 00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:37,750 Were you just gonna let me wait out here 1523 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,680 until the show started? 1524 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,950 What if I hadn't called? 1525 00:52:40,950 --> 00:52:45,160 No, no, I don't think I'm only thinking of myself. 1526 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,990 All right, no, yeah. 1527 00:52:47,990 --> 00:52:52,060 I guess I'm seeing a French maybe-musical by myself. 1528 00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:53,360 All right, bye. 1529 00:52:55,330 --> 00:52:58,400 (rhythmic pounding) 1530 00:53:00,910 --> 00:53:02,640 - [Huey] You want me to stop, Mona? 1531 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,470 - Huey, are you... 1532 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:04,310 - [Huey] Oh, Mona! 1533 00:53:04,310 --> 00:53:05,140 - [Mona] Don't stop. 1534 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,980 No, don't stop! 1535 00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:07,910 Wait! Wait! 1536 00:53:07,910 --> 00:53:09,710 (moaning) 1537 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,050 Jesus! 1538 00:53:11,050 --> 00:53:12,220 - [Huey] Give it to me baby! 1539 00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:13,450 Oh, Mona! 1540 00:53:13,450 --> 00:53:16,520 (moans and screams) 1541 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:25,160 - [Bernard] So, did, uh, she say when she'd be back? 1542 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,200 - [Celia] Not to me. 1543 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,030 - That's a cute dog. 1544 00:53:28,030 --> 00:53:28,870 Whose dog is this? 1545 00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:30,170 - It's Zelda's. 1546 00:53:32,970 --> 00:53:35,970 - She didn't tell me she had a dog. 1547 00:53:38,110 --> 00:53:39,640 She didn't tell me she had a dog. 1548 00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,380 - She got it today. 1549 00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:46,280 - Look, we don't know when she's coming back, okay? 1550 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:49,990 - She didn't tell me she'd bought a dog. 1551 00:53:49,990 --> 00:53:53,120 (moaning and screaming) 1552 00:53:53,130 --> 00:53:54,830 You're kidding. 1553 00:53:54,830 --> 00:53:57,060 (moaning) 1554 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:03,970 (moaning) 1555 00:54:03,970 --> 00:54:04,800 - [Huey] Oooooh! 1556 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:05,640 There we go! 1557 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:06,840 Ooh! 1558 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,810 - [Zelda] What? 1559 00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:08,820 - Zelda, what... 1560 00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:09,840 - [Zelda] Nope, sorry, I'm not here. 1561 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,910 - Zelda, I was by your... 1562 00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:12,440 - [Voice mail] Please record your message. 1563 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:13,710 Press 1 for more options. 1564 00:54:13,710 --> 00:54:15,010 - Zelda, what the... 1565 00:54:15,010 --> 00:54:16,310 The option I want is "Leave a fucking message!" 1566 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,150 - [Voice mail] At the tone, 1567 00:54:17,150 --> 00:54:17,980 please continue recording. 1568 00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:19,950 - Zelda, please call me... 1569 00:54:19,950 --> 00:54:20,790 God, no, I just... 1570 00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:21,620 - [Voice mail] To continue recording where 1571 00:54:21,620 --> 00:54:23,100 you let off, press 4. 1572 00:54:23,110 --> 00:54:24,590 To send your message with normal delivery, press 1. 1573 00:54:24,590 --> 00:54:28,290 To send your message with urgent delivery, press 2. 1574 00:54:28,290 --> 00:54:29,890 - [Zelda] Bernie, please don't judge me. 1575 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:30,730 Okay? 1576 00:54:30,730 --> 00:54:31,560 - Don't judge you? 1577 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,760 Standing me up, twice... 1578 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,300 I mean, you don't return my calls or texts! 1579 00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:36,700 - I'm sorry, it's something I had to test out. 1580 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,530 - So this is a plan? 1581 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:38,370 This is a plan? 1582 00:54:38,370 --> 00:54:39,840 - Yes, yes, deprivation control. 1583 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,860 - What the fuck? 1584 00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:41,870 - It's important for me to graph how, 1585 00:54:41,870 --> 00:54:43,810 how much I would miss you if you were gone. 1586 00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:44,640 - So, this is an experiment? 1587 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,480 That's what you're saying. 1588 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,940 This is an experiment? 1589 00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:48,410 - Yes, yes, and, and we did it for five days 1590 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:51,120 and, and I got a lot done, okay? 1591 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,080 I know that it was hard, but I actually felt 1592 00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:54,290 really inspired during that time. 1593 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:55,090 - Yeah, yeah. 1594 00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:55,920 You bought a dog. 1595 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:56,990 - Yeah, Fred! 1596 00:54:56,990 --> 00:54:58,390 - Are you breaking up with me? 1597 00:54:58,390 --> 00:54:59,890 Is that what's happening? 1598 00:54:59,890 --> 00:55:01,660 - Because, because I got Fred? 1599 00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:02,490 - I don't know. 1600 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:03,660 - Bernie! 1601 00:55:03,660 --> 00:55:05,000 - I felt I knew you, I did. 1602 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,230 - Oh my God. 1603 00:55:06,230 --> 00:55:07,060 You're being so dramatic. 1604 00:55:07,070 --> 00:55:07,900 - I just don't understand. 1605 00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:08,730 - Relax! 1606 00:55:08,730 --> 00:55:10,120 Come here. 1607 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,500 I am trying to find a way to stay with you 1608 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,270 and not go completely insane. 1609 00:55:13,270 --> 00:55:14,100 Okay. 1610 00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:15,010 It's a good thing. 1611 00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:15,970 - No, no, stop. 1612 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,340 - Come on, come on. 1613 00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:19,410 Look, I have to protect myself, you know? 1614 00:55:19,410 --> 00:55:20,710 - But what about me? 1615 00:55:20,710 --> 00:55:22,010 - I don't want you to get hurt, either. 1616 00:55:22,010 --> 00:55:23,610 Y'know, I'm just trying to check in 1617 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:25,680 and be healthy. 1618 00:55:25,690 --> 00:55:27,620 I'm not gonna let you devour me, Bernie. 1619 00:55:27,620 --> 00:55:29,520 - Oh, all right. 1620 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,490 - You know what the hardest part was, though? 1621 00:55:31,490 --> 00:55:32,460 - What? 1622 00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:35,390 - Missing your little ass. 1623 00:55:35,390 --> 00:55:36,230 And your little pot. 1624 00:55:36,230 --> 00:55:37,060 - Pot? 1625 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:38,460 Ohhh. 1626 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:40,530 You know, my girlfriends are always talking 1627 00:55:40,530 --> 00:55:42,600 about how old you are, but I don't even notice it. 1628 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,500 (guitar music) 1629 00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:46,940 I mean, you tire easily, but I do have that effect on people. 1630 00:55:48,310 --> 00:55:50,270 - Well, we'll fix that. 1631 00:55:53,910 --> 00:55:56,650 (squeaking) 1632 00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:15,230 Ah-ha. 1633 00:56:15,230 --> 00:56:16,900 Can I look? 1634 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:17,700 - Don't tell me. 1635 00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:20,070 You don't understand it. 1636 00:56:20,070 --> 00:56:24,540 - Hey, you might be getting a call from Penguin, hmm? 1637 00:56:27,410 --> 00:56:29,210 - Hey, you really want to make yourself useful? 1638 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,550 - Mmmm. 1639 00:56:30,550 --> 00:56:32,450 - We could use some more beers. 1640 00:56:32,450 --> 00:56:34,180 - Oh, it's kind of late. 1641 00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:35,120 - You don't mind. 1642 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,420 - I just don't know what's open. 1643 00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:37,250 - Oh hey, while you're going out, 1644 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:40,060 could you take the dog on a walk? 1645 00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:44,090 Thank you so much. 1646 00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:45,000 - Yeah. 1647 00:56:46,630 --> 00:56:48,230 - Hey, grab a couple cases, okay? 1648 00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:49,700 - [Bernard] Yeah. 1649 00:56:53,170 --> 00:56:54,940 (giggling) 1650 00:56:54,940 --> 00:56:56,210 - Oh, oh. 1651 00:56:56,210 --> 00:56:57,040 - [Bernard] Hi. 1652 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:57,840 - Bernard. 1653 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,740 - Mona. 1654 00:56:58,740 --> 00:56:59,840 - Getting in late, huh? 1655 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:00,680 G'night. 1656 00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:01,510 - Night. 1657 00:57:01,510 --> 00:57:02,450 - Morning. 1658 00:57:02,450 --> 00:57:03,350 Morning. 1659 00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:09,620 - Later, man. 1660 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,160 - It's five a.m.! 1661 00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,120 - Shank of the evening. 1662 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,080 (door closing) 1663 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,360 - You're so lucky you get be around Huey all the time, 1664 00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:21,570 you know? 1665 00:57:21,570 --> 00:57:24,670 He just, he emanates such an aura. 1666 00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:27,370 I don't think he's changed at all, do you? 1667 00:57:27,370 --> 00:57:28,610 I mean what, what'd you get? 1668 00:57:28,610 --> 00:57:29,510 Spinach? 1669 00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:32,110 Doesn't look any older. 1670 00:57:32,110 --> 00:57:33,440 I mean, not really. 1671 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,260 He was never boyish. 1672 00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:37,080 He was manly at 23, he's even more manly now. 1673 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,720 He's just kinda settled into himself. 1674 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,820 You gonna eat those nuts? 1675 00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:44,050 Bruised, though, you can tell, really bruised. 1676 00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:45,590 Years have bruised him. 1677 00:57:45,590 --> 00:57:48,760 He's a businessman who dared to live like an artist. 1678 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,330 But his art is himself. 1679 00:57:51,330 --> 00:57:53,700 He's way more intellectual than either of my husbands, 1680 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:57,000 both of whom were associate professors. 1681 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,640 - Okay, well. 1682 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,670 I probably should get to finishing this salad. 1683 00:58:00,670 --> 00:58:02,340 - It's so great to be with him again! 1684 00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:04,310 I can't believe, after all these years, 1685 00:58:04,310 --> 00:58:07,480 that our lives have found each other! 1686 00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:10,080 And that we're still great in the sack together! 1687 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,120 I mean, it's great.... 1688 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,150 - You know what, why don't you just take this salad. 1689 00:58:12,150 --> 00:58:13,580 Maybe just have it... 1690 00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:14,620 - You sure? 1691 00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:15,450 You don't want it? 1692 00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:16,790 - Yeah, I'm gonna get to work, 1693 00:58:16,790 --> 00:58:18,120 and that requires you not to be here. 1694 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,290 (shower running) 1695 00:58:19,290 --> 00:58:20,620 - Wait, wait! 1696 00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,630 Yeah, lay down, lay down here. 1697 00:58:22,630 --> 00:58:23,460 Ow! 1698 00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:24,290 Oh, no! 1699 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:25,130 Oh! 1700 00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:26,360 - [Huey] Oh, that's a good girl! 1701 00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:27,260 - Huey! 1702 00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:30,900 What is happening? 1703 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,340 So, was that Mona last night? 1704 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,670 - [Huey] Huh? 1705 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,840 - [Bernard] Last night, was that Mona? 1706 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,180 - Did she call? 1707 00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:45,120 - No, the screaming, Huey, the screaming. 1708 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,550 - Bernie, keep it down, man. I'm a bit fragile. 1709 00:58:47,550 --> 00:58:51,190 - [Bernard] The woman screaming, Huey. 1710 00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:54,630 - That was just loud love-talk, man. 1711 00:58:54,630 --> 00:58:56,260 Around 10:30? 1712 00:58:56,260 --> 00:58:57,830 That was Debbie. 1713 00:58:57,830 --> 00:58:59,560 Just loud love-talk. 1714 00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:02,270 - I didn't get home till past midnight. 1715 00:59:02,270 --> 00:59:03,730 Who's Debbie? 1716 00:59:03,740 --> 00:59:05,540 - Oh, after midnight? 1717 00:59:07,770 --> 00:59:09,340 That was Francine. 1718 00:59:10,710 --> 00:59:12,680 Do you have any Ibuprofen? 1719 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:13,510 - You know I do. 1720 00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:14,340 It's upstairs. 1721 00:59:14,350 --> 00:59:15,780 - I haven't been upstairs. 1722 00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:17,250 - Well, then, tell the half-eaten pizza on my bed 1723 00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:19,980 that you have not been upstairs! 1724 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:21,650 - Oh, that was Leigh. 1725 00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:22,490 - [Bernard] What? 1726 00:59:22,490 --> 00:59:23,990 L-E-I-G-H. 1727 00:59:23,990 --> 00:59:25,520 Oh... 1728 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,260 Hell of a life, huh? 1729 00:59:29,630 --> 00:59:31,630 Hell of a life. 1730 00:59:31,630 --> 00:59:32,700 - Jesus. 1731 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:35,430 (phone ringing) 1732 00:59:38,070 --> 00:59:40,800 (phone ringing) 1733 00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:43,870 Hello? 1734 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:44,710 Who am I? 1735 00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:46,440 Who is this? 1736 00:59:46,450 --> 00:59:48,380 Do you know what time it is? 1737 00:59:48,380 --> 00:59:50,230 No. 1738 00:59:50,230 --> 00:59:52,080 No, I don't know if Huey is here and I don't care. 1739 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,290 He told you this was his cell? 1740 00:59:55,290 --> 00:59:56,120 (shower running) 1741 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:56,950 All right. Well, don't cry. 1742 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:57,850 Hold on. 1743 00:59:59,060 --> 00:59:59,960 Huey! 1744 01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,360 Huey! 1745 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,260 - Oh, hi. 1746 01:00:05,430 --> 01:00:08,270 - [Huey] Hey Roz, will you grab me a beer on the way back? 1747 01:00:08,270 --> 01:00:09,570 - There's a call for you! 1748 01:00:09,570 --> 01:00:10,900 On your "cell!" 1749 01:00:11,670 --> 01:00:12,640 - [Huey] All right, hey, man. 1750 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,500 No problem. 1751 01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:14,340 - You! 1752 01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:15,510 Need therapy! 1753 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:19,880 ¶ She was a teenage debutante...¶ - So she says, 1754 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,150 "No person should ever treat another human being like you treat me." 1755 01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:23,980 - [Bernard] Well, your actions were high-handed. 1756 01:00:23,980 --> 01:00:26,180 - So I said, "Look, don't bug me! 1757 01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:27,950 "Nobody asked you to come over." 1758 01:00:27,950 --> 01:00:29,550 - No, that's perfectly true. 1759 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,620 - So she says, "You rob me of my dignity. 1760 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:33,890 "Don't I mean anything to you?" 1761 01:00:33,890 --> 01:00:35,430 - Well, no, I can see her point of view. 1762 01:00:35,430 --> 01:00:38,130 I mean, you must admit there's no real relationship. 1763 01:00:38,130 --> 01:00:41,470 - [Huey] So I say, "Look, don't bug me. I'm late for class." 1764 01:00:41,470 --> 01:00:43,570 - See, I think you're setting up a confrontation. 1765 01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:44,940 - So, man, she goes wild! 1766 01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:47,170 Starts ripping open my Circle Jerk bootleg tapes, 1767 01:00:47,170 --> 01:00:48,640 pulls 'em out like linguini. 1768 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,170 - [Bernard] That's exactly what I mean, Huey. 1769 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,140 That's not how I would have handled the... 1770 01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:52,780 - So I spanked her. 1771 01:00:54,410 --> 01:00:55,880 - You didn't! 1772 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,380 - Fuckin' A, I did. 1773 01:00:57,380 --> 01:00:59,020 Over my lap. 1774 01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:00,450 A love pat, really. 1775 01:01:00,450 --> 01:01:01,520 - I don't... 1776 01:01:02,690 --> 01:01:03,720 I do not think... 1777 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,190 I mean, I think that is wrong, Huey. 1778 01:01:06,190 --> 01:01:08,430 I know you're gonna get mad at me, but I think 1779 01:01:08,430 --> 01:01:09,630 that is very, very wrong. 1780 01:01:09,630 --> 01:01:11,760 - Man, she loved it! 1781 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,300 Fell all over me. 1782 01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:14,410 - [Bernard] What? 1783 01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:15,530 - I didn't get to class for a week. 1784 01:01:15,530 --> 01:01:18,440 - Jesus. 1785 01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:21,370 - [Huey] You want another beer? 1786 01:01:21,370 --> 01:01:22,270 - No. 1787 01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:28,850 I thought you graduated. 1788 01:01:28,850 --> 01:01:31,250 - It's as if the last 25 years never happened. 1789 01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:32,720 And my loft is a goddamn circus! 1790 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,020 A brothel! 1791 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:35,620 And the phone doesn't stop ringing! 1792 01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,620 And I have to take his messages! 1793 01:01:36,620 --> 01:01:38,220 And he has a cellphone! 1794 01:01:38,220 --> 01:01:39,760 I know he does! 1795 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:41,290 But he just doesn't give out the number? 1796 01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:42,860 I think, I think out of spite he's giving 1797 01:01:42,860 --> 01:01:43,860 them my home phone. 1798 01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:44,700 I don't know. 1799 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:45,710 You know? 1800 01:01:45,710 --> 01:01:46,730 And I put in a long day, lemme tell you. 1801 01:01:46,730 --> 01:01:48,100 No matter what you all may think 1802 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,830 about historical nonfiction, 1803 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,500 I don't wanna come home to the phone ringing 1804 01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,140 off the goddamn hook, and I have to look for 1805 01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:55,010 a goddamn pen and some paper. 1806 01:01:55,010 --> 01:01:56,240 And for who? 1807 01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,070 For who? 1808 01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:57,910 For Huey? 1809 01:01:57,910 --> 01:01:58,740 For your dad? 1810 01:01:58,740 --> 01:01:59,710 Fuck that! 1811 01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:01,010 Are you ser...? 1812 01:02:02,050 --> 01:02:05,050 How much poop can a small dog have? 1813 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,350 - You know, one moment, he is so attentive, 1814 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:11,190 and the next, it's like he's like he's the invisible man. 1815 01:02:11,190 --> 01:02:12,020 You know? 1816 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:12,990 I mean, is it something I'm doing? 1817 01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:13,820 - No. 1818 01:02:13,830 --> 01:02:14,660 - I ask him if something's wrong... 1819 01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:15,910 - It's not you. 1820 01:02:15,910 --> 01:02:17,160 - And he gives me that look, that face, that's, that's 1821 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,460 like straight from the grave. 1822 01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:20,710 Ohhh. 1823 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:21,960 Yesterday afternoon, I called him. 1824 01:02:21,970 --> 01:02:24,870 He said hold on, never came back to the phone. 1825 01:02:24,870 --> 01:02:25,670 Never. 1826 01:02:25,670 --> 01:02:26,500 No. 1827 01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:28,040 - Never comes back. 1828 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,570 - And just when I think I'm at the end of my rope, 1829 01:02:29,570 --> 01:02:31,110 he does something terrific or he says something terrific, 1830 01:02:31,110 --> 01:02:32,140 and... 1831 01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:33,040 - That's what he does. 1832 01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:34,140 I warned you. 1833 01:02:34,150 --> 01:02:35,510 - It's a disease. It's really a disease. 1834 01:02:35,510 --> 01:02:36,680 - [Zelda] ...hanging by his own penis 1835 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:39,750 I wish there was some drug, some anti-Huey-biotic. 1836 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:42,150 You ever experience anything like this? 1837 01:02:42,150 --> 01:02:44,250 (Zelda laughter) 1838 01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,090 - Hmm? 1839 01:02:45,090 --> 01:02:46,020 Uh... 1840 01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:46,960 - [Mona] Okay, that's all right. 1841 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,430 - Yes. 1842 01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:49,830 - [Roz] I don't have to defend myself. 1843 01:02:49,830 --> 01:02:51,760 - That's not why I'm here. 1844 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,530 - And I certainly don't need to feel guilty. 1845 01:02:53,530 --> 01:02:54,900 - Oh, but I do? 1846 01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:56,170 Is that it? 1847 01:02:56,170 --> 01:02:57,800 What do you see in him, Roz? 1848 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,440 Because I keep playing it over and over in my mind. 1849 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:00,640 You're a victim. 1850 01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:01,910 You're an accident victim. 1851 01:03:01,910 --> 01:03:03,570 - I am not a victim! 1852 01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:05,060 That would be, 1853 01:03:05,060 --> 01:03:06,540 it would be like blaming a pedestrian 1854 01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:08,210 for getting hit by a semi. 1855 01:03:08,210 --> 01:03:09,050 He's fat! 1856 01:03:09,050 --> 01:03:10,610 He's old, he's bald! 1857 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:11,680 He looks 60! 1858 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:13,350 So, what is it? 1859 01:03:13,350 --> 01:03:14,250 What do you see, Roz? 1860 01:03:14,250 --> 01:03:15,250 - He doesn't look 60. 1861 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,350 - Oh, please, okay, yeah. 1862 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,450 Take his side. 1863 01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:18,550 - [Roz] And don't you dare call me a victim. 1864 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,290 - [Bernard] How could you let him? 1865 01:03:20,290 --> 01:03:23,030 With our friendship is at stake here? 1866 01:03:23,030 --> 01:03:24,360 - What about Zelda? 1867 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:25,200 - What, no! 1868 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,030 No. 1869 01:03:26,030 --> 01:03:28,270 What, Zelda and I could never have 1870 01:03:28,270 --> 01:03:29,430 what you and I had. 1871 01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:30,900 - Such as? 1872 01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:31,900 - Companionship! 1873 01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:33,400 Fucking trust! 1874 01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:36,190 All right? 1875 01:03:36,190 --> 01:03:38,970 What Zelda and I have is something completely different. 1876 01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:40,610 - Are you all right? 1877 01:03:40,610 --> 01:03:42,460 - Yes! 1878 01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:44,310 Look, Zelda is very aware of what she's doing. 1879 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,380 So am I. 1880 01:03:45,380 --> 01:03:46,980 We're working it out. 1881 01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:48,250 All right? 1882 01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:49,520 But you, you're the only one I can talk to, 1883 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,820 really talk to. 1884 01:03:50,820 --> 01:03:54,390 So ask yourself, why did you do it? 1885 01:03:54,390 --> 01:03:56,090 It's some kind of a reverse miracle. 1886 01:03:56,090 --> 01:03:59,000 - No, don't! Aw, you, gaahhhh! 1887 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:02,000 I hate your analyst's voice. 1888 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,170 - Huey set you up. 1889 01:04:03,170 --> 01:04:04,000 - What? 1890 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,300 Okay, yeah, Huey set me up! 1891 01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:06,200 How did Huey set me? 1892 01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:07,040 What? 1893 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:07,870 You mean Zelda? 1894 01:04:07,870 --> 01:04:08,710 No! 1895 01:04:08,710 --> 01:04:10,370 You told me to see Zelda! 1896 01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:13,010 You're the only one I listen to, so you ask. 1897 01:04:13,010 --> 01:04:14,440 What do you mean, hmm? 1898 01:04:14,450 --> 01:04:15,550 What do you mean? 1899 01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:17,510 What do you mean, Huey set me up? 1900 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:18,650 - Explain it to me. 1901 01:04:18,650 --> 01:04:20,620 You've gone back to being the old Bernard. 1902 01:04:20,620 --> 01:04:21,450 No! 1903 01:04:21,450 --> 01:04:23,390 No! 1904 01:04:23,390 --> 01:04:25,320 - And he's gone back to being the old Huey. 1905 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,760 Think about it! 1906 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,330 And then you explain it to me. 1907 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:33,730 (door opening) 1908 01:04:34,970 --> 01:04:35,870 - Bernard! 1909 01:04:41,470 --> 01:04:43,010 Mmmmm... 1910 01:04:43,010 --> 01:04:43,910 Bernard! 1911 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:48,180 Aha! 1912 01:04:49,950 --> 01:04:52,350 Two ships that pass in the night. 1913 01:04:52,350 --> 01:04:55,090 Not good for a relationship. 1914 01:04:55,090 --> 01:04:58,290 I brought a little, a little toast. 1915 01:04:58,290 --> 01:05:00,720 To lovin' 'em and leavin' 'em, 1916 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,060 and lovin' 'em and leavin' again, baby! 1917 01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:04,260 - Huey, listen. 1918 01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:06,100 - No, hey, you listen. 1919 01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:08,870 - All I am is a fucking Machine. 1920 01:05:08,870 --> 01:05:09,700 Right? 1921 01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:12,000 Now, I'll admit, I'll grant you, 1922 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,170 that machine was broken. 1923 01:05:14,170 --> 01:05:17,010 It needed to go into the shop. 1924 01:05:17,010 --> 01:05:18,410 You're the shop. 1925 01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:21,540 I offered you the service contract, 1926 01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:24,810 and you could have said, "Hey, man! 1927 01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:26,480 "Get this Machine off my lot. 1928 01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:27,720 "It's totaled! 1929 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,590 "It's totaled!" 1930 01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:32,890 Hey, but now, I'm repaired. 1931 01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:36,790 Top gear. 1932 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,580 Huh? 1933 01:05:38,580 --> 01:05:40,360 I mean, not it's not, I'm not state-of-the-art. 1934 01:05:40,370 --> 01:05:42,900 Y'know, that's Youth-City. 1935 01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:45,440 But I mean, you know, I mean, I can't do 1936 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,570 what I could. 1937 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,310 But I can travel. 1938 01:05:50,310 --> 01:05:51,780 Y'know? 1939 01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:53,440 I can hug the road. 1940 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:56,850 I can still corner pretty well. 1941 01:05:56,850 --> 01:05:59,420 (laughs) 1942 01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:01,380 You put that thing in cruise control. 1943 01:06:01,390 --> 01:06:04,150 Hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh, don't move! 1944 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,690 Aughhh-hohhh. 1945 01:06:05,690 --> 01:06:07,390 (laughing) 1946 01:06:07,390 --> 01:06:08,460 I'm in tune. 1947 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,430 And I owe you. 1948 01:06:12,730 --> 01:06:14,500 Huey is tuned! 1949 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:15,700 - Great. 1950 01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:18,270 Then why don't you get you and your Machine, 1951 01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:20,740 and get the hell out of here? 1952 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,580 - Wow. 1953 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,520 That's fucked up. 1954 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,720 (laughing) 1955 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,120 I don't even like champagne! 1956 01:06:44,730 --> 01:06:45,760 - This is more like it, Zelda. 1957 01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,900 This is really good stuff. 1958 01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:48,730 - Really? 1959 01:06:48,730 --> 01:06:49,570 - Yeah. 1960 01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:50,770 It's looser. 1961 01:06:50,770 --> 01:06:52,700 It's funnier, less angry. 1962 01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:55,240 It's more knowledgeable about men, 1963 01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:56,110 seems to me, 1964 01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:58,710 and there aren't any... 1965 01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:01,240 Nope, nope, no exploding penises. 1966 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,980 So, yeah, this, this could sell. 1967 01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:06,420 - You really think so. 1968 01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:07,280 - Yeah. 1969 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:08,450 - Oh, Bernie. 1970 01:07:09,290 --> 01:07:13,190 - I have to say, I'm kind of relieved, y'know. 1971 01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:15,360 I admit that 1972 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:16,530 I let my imagination run away with me, 1973 01:07:16,530 --> 01:07:17,860 and I started to think that 1974 01:07:17,860 --> 01:07:21,100 work might be the only reason that we're... 1975 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:22,400 That maybe there was somebody else. 1976 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,500 And, um... 1977 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:24,370 But now you show me this, 1978 01:07:24,370 --> 01:07:26,600 and it's wonderful, and... 1979 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,340 I just take pride. 1980 01:07:30,340 --> 01:07:31,310 Such pride. 1981 01:07:33,010 --> 01:07:35,010 'Cause I kinda think that, forgive me, 1982 01:07:35,010 --> 01:07:36,280 that I had a little, 1983 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,550 a little something to do with this, 1984 01:07:38,550 --> 01:07:40,180 this change in you. 1985 01:07:41,350 --> 01:07:42,190 - Oh. 1986 01:07:42,190 --> 01:07:44,850 - This kind of humanizing factor. 1987 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:45,760 - But I should tell you that. 1988 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,460 - Hold on, hold on! 1989 01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:49,730 That's not the best news. 1990 01:07:49,730 --> 01:07:51,390 I kicked out Huey! 1991 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,500 Yeah, I kicked him out. 1992 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:55,130 Now we can have my place to ourselves, 1993 01:07:55,130 --> 01:07:58,030 and you can see my place as it is, 1994 01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,740 and see me as I am. 1995 01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:00,570 It's kinda perfect. 1996 01:08:00,570 --> 01:08:01,910 - Wow. 1997 01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:05,240 Okay, uh, but, but, I should tell you 1998 01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,550 that, um, I have met someone, in a way, 1999 01:08:09,350 --> 01:08:11,880 he's my new collaborator. 2000 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,700 - Oh. 2001 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,520 - If you check the, uh, the signature there, on the... 2002 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,520 - [Bernard] "Zelda and Scott." 2003 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:17,350 I was wondering... 2004 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:18,190 - Yeah. 2005 01:08:18,190 --> 01:08:19,090 - I thought it was a gag, or... 2006 01:08:19,090 --> 01:08:20,560 - Well, um, his name is Conrad Scott, 2007 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,030 and that's where the yeah... 2008 01:08:22,030 --> 01:08:23,630 That was his idea. 2009 01:08:23,630 --> 01:08:25,730 He actually did most of the dialogue. 2010 01:08:25,730 --> 01:08:27,630 - The stuff that went in, in the bubbles? 2011 01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:28,470 Yeah... 2012 01:08:28,470 --> 01:08:29,500 - Yeah, that was all him. 2013 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,030 And, I mean, who knew I would let a man 2014 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,100 put words in my mouth, right? 2015 01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:34,550 - [Bernard] Right. 2016 01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,000 - But, you know, this guy is magical! 2017 01:08:36,010 --> 01:08:37,540 I mean, it just, it flows out of him. 2018 01:08:37,540 --> 01:08:38,580 - You, you won't believe it, 2019 01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:41,340 it's like this incredible force... 2020 01:08:41,350 --> 01:08:42,610 - No, it's great. 2021 01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:43,880 I mean, it can't just be me, y'know. 2022 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,820 You need a collaborator. 2023 01:08:45,820 --> 01:08:46,880 It's great that you need that. 2024 01:08:46,890 --> 01:08:48,020 And someone to collaborate with... 2025 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:48,850 - Yeah. 2026 01:08:48,850 --> 01:08:50,720 I really, I just, 2027 01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,590 I think he's going to be the most amazing partner for me. 2028 01:08:52,590 --> 01:08:53,420 - Work partner. 2029 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:55,210 - Yeah. 2030 01:08:55,210 --> 01:08:56,990 - I think he could really take me all the way, y'know. 2031 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,960 We could, we could really make it big together. 2032 01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:01,930 Change the world. 2033 01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:02,770 So... 2034 01:09:02,770 --> 01:09:03,750 - [Bernard] It's great. 2035 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:04,730 - And I know he wants to meet you. 2036 01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:05,640 - Awesome. 2037 01:09:10,210 --> 01:09:11,110 - Ahhh! 2038 01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,610 Ohhh! 2039 01:09:13,610 --> 01:09:16,850 Y'see, Bernie, what, what Zelda is 2040 01:09:16,850 --> 01:09:19,580 is the view from the female gut. 2041 01:09:20,650 --> 01:09:22,990 She offers us pussy-vision. 2042 01:09:24,190 --> 01:09:25,020 Ah. 2043 01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:27,190 She is true and fearless beyond 2044 01:09:27,190 --> 01:09:29,060 the concept of a concept. 2045 01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:30,460 The Super Bowl of truth. 2046 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:33,160 The kingdom of what is and what ain't and 2047 01:09:33,170 --> 01:09:35,670 never, no, never, what should be. 2048 01:09:35,670 --> 01:09:39,140 Take it down, my friend, take it down. 2049 01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:41,370 Oh, her internal rhythms 2050 01:09:41,370 --> 01:09:45,340 are the syncopation of ambivalent regard, 2051 01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:48,510 the duality of improvisational karma, 2052 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:53,180 the existential corollary of the four a.m. fuck. 2053 01:09:53,190 --> 01:09:54,820 She is deep, and she is dirty. 2054 01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:58,890 I love, and I mean truly fuckin' love, the balls 2055 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:03,360 on this here female. 2056 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,700 (giggles) 2057 01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:09,900 - Well, um, we should probably get up from this... 2058 01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:13,670 It was, uh, awesome getting to meet you. 2059 01:10:13,670 --> 01:10:15,170 - Isn't he just outrageous? 2060 01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:17,140 - He is something. 2061 01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:18,490 - [Conrad] Absolute pleasure. 2062 01:10:18,490 --> 01:10:19,840 I heard you're a poet as well, yeah? 2063 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,410 - Yeah yeah yeah. 2064 01:10:21,410 --> 01:10:22,310 - [Conrad] Yeah, very nice. 2065 01:10:22,310 --> 01:10:23,150 - I mean, that was a, 2066 01:10:23,150 --> 01:10:25,580 yeah, there, at the time, I was... 2067 01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:26,780 I was doing poetry. 2068 01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:27,620 - [Conrad] I would love to hear some. 2069 01:10:27,620 --> 01:10:28,600 - Yeah, Bernie, do some! 2070 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,590 Oh, I didn't bring it, if I did, though, 2071 01:10:29,590 --> 01:10:30,620 it's very much like yours. 2072 01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:31,650 It's very sensual and sexual and uh... 2073 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:33,620 - He is everything you told me about. 2074 01:10:33,630 --> 01:10:34,460 - [Zelda] Isn't he a gas? 2075 01:10:34,460 --> 01:10:35,580 - Yeah. 2076 01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:36,690 - [Bernard] Yeah, but I did a lot of slams back then... 2077 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:37,560 - I love this guy. 2078 01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:38,600 - And open mic kinda things. 2079 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:40,360 - [Conrad] Very good. 2080 01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:41,260 - Yeah. 2081 01:10:43,470 --> 01:10:44,630 - Why do you want to know? 2082 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:45,570 - [Man] I'll tell you how much I make. 2083 01:10:45,570 --> 01:10:46,670 - I'm not interested. 2084 01:10:46,670 --> 01:10:47,840 - Why, you think you make more? 2085 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,310 - [Woman] Is that a turn-off? 2086 01:10:49,310 --> 01:10:51,870 - You are suffering from a serious illness! 2087 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,310 - It's a turn-on. 2088 01:10:53,310 --> 01:10:54,730 - [Woman] For a woman to make more? 2089 01:10:54,730 --> 01:10:56,140 - Yeah, but I doubt if you make more than I do. 2090 01:10:56,150 --> 01:10:56,980 - [Woman] Really? 2091 01:10:56,980 --> 01:10:57,960 What do you do? 2092 01:10:57,970 --> 01:10:58,950 You're dressed like a government stiff. 2093 01:10:58,950 --> 01:11:00,120 There are people plotting to kill us! 2094 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,280 And this is the conversation you want to have 2095 01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:02,690 milliseconds before (imitates explosion)? 2096 01:11:02,690 --> 01:11:04,020 - [Woman] DMV? 2097 01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:04,990 - I'm in insurance. 2098 01:11:04,990 --> 01:11:06,120 What about you? 2099 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:06,960 - Oh, this is degrading. 2100 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,320 - [Woman] I'm an attorney. 2101 01:11:08,330 --> 01:11:09,690 - Christ, I'll bet you do make more. 2102 01:11:09,690 --> 01:11:10,660 - [Woman] Public defender. 2103 01:11:10,660 --> 01:11:11,860 - Oh, no, I probably do make more. 2104 01:11:11,860 --> 01:11:14,300 - "Do you wanna fuck?" 2105 01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,300 Let's just get to that. 2106 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:18,270 "Do you want to fuck?" 2107 01:11:18,270 --> 01:11:19,540 - [Woman] My clients, though. 2108 01:11:19,540 --> 01:11:20,600 Them, too. 2109 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,370 It's the judges, other lawyers, 2110 01:11:22,370 --> 01:11:23,610 it's just not what I'm used to. 2111 01:11:23,610 --> 01:11:25,580 So I'm going into corporate law. 2112 01:11:25,580 --> 01:11:26,980 - Christ, you'll clean up. 2113 01:11:26,980 --> 01:11:28,140 - [Woman] I expect to. 2114 01:11:28,150 --> 01:11:28,980 Otherwise... 2115 01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:30,150 - You live alone? 2116 01:11:30,150 --> 01:11:30,980 - Bullshit! 2117 01:11:30,980 --> 01:11:31,810 - [Woman] No. 2118 01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:32,880 - You don't? - Bullshit! 2119 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:33,950 - [Woman] Who can afford to live alone? 2120 01:11:33,950 --> 01:11:36,790 - Where are my contemporaries? 2121 01:11:36,790 --> 01:11:38,450 I live in a world without peers. 2122 01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:39,560 Where are my peers? 2123 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,390 They are married, 2124 01:11:40,390 --> 01:11:41,520 with grown children... 2125 01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:42,690 - I don't live alone either. 2126 01:11:42,690 --> 01:11:44,630 - Whom I sleep with. 2127 01:11:44,630 --> 01:11:45,930 - [Woman] I've got three roommates. 2128 01:11:45,930 --> 01:11:47,100 How many do you have? 2129 01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:47,930 - Roommates? 2130 01:11:47,930 --> 01:11:48,770 - [Woman] Yeah. 2131 01:11:48,770 --> 01:11:50,070 - One. 2132 01:11:50,070 --> 01:11:51,370 - I've lost the strength to be as shallow at 49 2133 01:11:51,370 --> 01:11:52,970 as I was at 24. 2134 01:11:52,970 --> 01:11:54,200 - [Woman] One? 2135 01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:56,410 Oh. 2136 01:11:56,410 --> 01:11:57,740 You're married, right? 2137 01:11:57,740 --> 01:11:58,940 - In a way. 2138 01:11:58,940 --> 01:11:59,780 - [Woman] Separated? 2139 01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:00,710 - Practically. 2140 01:12:00,710 --> 01:12:01,640 - [Woman] But you haven't moved out yet? 2141 01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:02,880 - I'm as good as moved out. 2142 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:03,950 I'm just not a loner, you know? 2143 01:12:03,950 --> 01:12:05,880 I'm not good by myself. 2144 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:07,400 - [Woman] You should get used to it. 2145 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:08,920 - What is wrong with this picture? 2146 01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:09,750 - [Woman] So? 2147 01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:10,590 - Just waiting to meet the right girl 2148 01:12:10,590 --> 01:12:11,690 and then... 2149 01:12:11,690 --> 01:12:12,560 - [Woman] Then you'll move out? 2150 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,020 - What's to keep me? 2151 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:15,360 - [Woman] Being such a tool. 2152 01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:16,930 - I'm still in it. 2153 01:12:22,370 --> 01:12:26,300 (train whistle; trucks idling) - [Driver] It's been an hour, chief. 2154 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,140 - No problem. 2155 01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:29,840 (cash flipping) 2156 01:12:43,250 --> 01:12:44,250 Later, man. 2157 01:12:50,930 --> 01:12:53,930 Still a midnight worker, eh, Marty? 2158 01:12:57,240 --> 01:13:00,540 - You're supposed to be dead, you shit! 2159 01:13:02,470 --> 01:13:03,840 Did you ever talk to her, huh? 2160 01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:04,740 Just once? 2161 01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:10,810 Just once in five years, huh, you shit? 2162 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,520 Mama thought you were dead. 2163 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,490 - Mama hated me, Marty. 2164 01:13:21,990 --> 01:13:24,830 - Of course she hated you, you shit. 2165 01:13:24,830 --> 01:13:26,000 Everybody hated you. 2166 01:13:29,570 --> 01:13:31,030 You had more than all of us 2167 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:35,710 and you've done nothing with your life but hurt people. 2168 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,840 I wanted to be like you. 2169 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:40,680 I imitated you. 2170 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:41,780 Did you know that? 2171 01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:43,550 I imitated the way that you walked 2172 01:13:43,550 --> 01:13:46,580 and how you talked and, and I wanted to be you, 2173 01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:48,720 so I imitated you. 2174 01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,390 You're my fucking little brother, 2175 01:13:50,390 --> 01:13:52,790 and I wanted to be like you! 2176 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:57,890 You've had nothing but contempt for all of us. 2177 01:13:57,900 --> 01:13:59,860 Where do you get off, huh? 2178 01:13:59,860 --> 01:14:00,700 Jesus! 2179 01:14:00,700 --> 01:14:01,600 Fuck you! 2180 01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:06,400 You should be dead. 2181 01:14:07,670 --> 01:14:09,470 Where do you get off? 2182 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,880 By rights, you're dead. 2183 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,980 (clearing throat) 2184 01:14:27,660 --> 01:14:31,230 - You, uh, remember my little girl, Zelda? 2185 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,100 - Yes. 2186 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:36,200 - Little Zelda's all grown up. 2187 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:37,100 - Good. 2188 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:39,100 She, um... 2189 01:14:41,910 --> 01:14:44,540 She wants to do greeting cards. 2190 01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:50,250 I figured you could use the work. 2191 01:14:52,650 --> 01:14:55,620 (uplifting music) 2192 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:12,440 - You run a lot? 2193 01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:13,340 Hi. 2194 01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:17,310 Yeah, I just started running again. 2195 01:15:17,310 --> 01:15:20,010 I stopped because I was thinking too much, y'know. 2196 01:15:20,010 --> 01:15:22,380 I was always getting lost in my head, 2197 01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,810 and I don't need another reason to be there, y'know? 2198 01:15:24,820 --> 01:15:26,280 I should get ear buds. 2199 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,850 They say listening to music will keep you out of your head. 2200 01:15:28,850 --> 01:15:30,520 I see you don't wear any. 2201 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:31,590 I noticed you don't have them. 2202 01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:35,320 Maybe you don't have the same problem as me. 2203 01:15:40,060 --> 01:15:41,630 Will you marry me? 2204 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:49,010 I fucking hate running. 2205 01:15:52,740 --> 01:15:55,410 (gentle music) 2206 01:16:06,690 --> 01:16:08,460 "If you spend your life avoiding hurt, 2207 01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:10,090 "you spend your life avoiding life." 2208 01:16:10,090 --> 01:16:11,690 That's pretty good! 2209 01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:13,100 Christ Almighty! 2210 01:16:13,930 --> 01:16:15,160 You fucking... 2211 01:16:16,730 --> 01:16:18,970 "Zelda and Scott dot-com?" 2212 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:22,610 (sighs) 2213 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:41,660 (sighs) 2214 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:48,730 (dial tone) 2215 01:16:52,470 --> 01:16:53,440 - [Voice mail] Please enter your password, 2216 01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:54,970 then press pound. 2217 01:16:54,970 --> 01:16:57,270 (button pushing) 2218 01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,940 You have one new voice message. 2219 01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:06,180 - [Zelda] Bernie, uh, you're not answering your cell. 2220 01:17:06,180 --> 01:17:08,950 Listen, I know I gave you a hard time, Bernie, 2221 01:17:08,950 --> 01:17:11,120 and I really am sorry, 2222 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:13,820 y'know, even if we don't see each other again, 2223 01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:15,420 and I really hope we do, 2224 01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:19,060 I just want you to know that I think in your own way 2225 01:17:19,060 --> 01:17:22,630 you actually brought my family back together again. 2226 01:17:22,630 --> 01:17:23,470 - Uuccch. 2227 01:17:23,470 --> 01:17:25,700 - [Zelda] And me and Huey. 2228 01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:28,800 So, y'know, that's all I wanted to say. 2229 01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:30,970 Um, oh, also, we're going to brunch tomorrow 2230 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,810 and my father says if you wanna come, 2231 01:17:33,810 --> 01:17:37,150 and I would also like that very much. 2232 01:17:37,150 --> 01:17:39,220 And, ya know, whatever else, 2233 01:17:39,220 --> 01:17:42,320 you'll always be, uh an important transitional figure 2234 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,620 in my life. 2235 01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,790 So call me back. 2236 01:17:45,790 --> 01:17:47,660 Or, you know, don't. 2237 01:17:47,660 --> 01:17:48,560 Whatever. 2238 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:57,100 - Babe, V.I. Lenin accommodated to circumstance, right? 2239 01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:58,900 Moammar Quadafi accommodated to circumstance. 2240 01:17:58,900 --> 01:18:01,100 Idi Amin accommodated to circumstance. 2241 01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:03,470 Take it down, bae, really. 2242 01:18:03,470 --> 01:18:05,540 They all maintained their agendas, right? 2243 01:18:05,540 --> 01:18:09,250 You and me, through comic copulation, 2244 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:11,880 we bugger the bourgeois consciousness. 2245 01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:13,580 - [Maitre D] Can I help you today, sir? 2246 01:18:13,580 --> 01:18:15,150 - Uhhh... 2247 01:18:15,150 --> 01:18:16,220 No. 2248 01:18:16,220 --> 01:18:17,390 Sorry, I... 2249 01:18:17,390 --> 01:18:18,220 - [Huey] Hey, hey! 2250 01:18:18,220 --> 01:18:19,060 - [Bernard] Oh, good. 2251 01:18:19,060 --> 01:18:20,560 - Zelda said you might show. 2252 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:21,790 Yeah, uh, wow. 2253 01:18:22,790 --> 01:18:23,890 Look at you! 2254 01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:24,730 You've changed. 2255 01:18:24,730 --> 01:18:26,530 - Oh, yes. 2256 01:18:26,530 --> 01:18:28,330 The revived, revised, newly-minted edition of Huey. 2257 01:18:28,330 --> 01:18:29,170 - Good for you. 2258 01:18:29,170 --> 01:18:30,000 - We're late. 2259 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,130 - Oh, this is Aggie, my wife. 2260 01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:32,070 This is Bernard. 2261 01:18:32,070 --> 01:18:33,040 (chuckles) 2262 01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:36,470 - For clarification, I'm Zelda's mother. 2263 01:18:36,470 --> 01:18:37,310 - Yes. 2264 01:18:37,310 --> 01:18:38,140 Uh, hi. 2265 01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:38,970 Actually, you know what, I'm... 2266 01:18:38,980 --> 01:18:40,040 - Oh, no, no, no no! 2267 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,510 You will not believe what's been happening. 2268 01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:43,360 - No, Huey, don't. 2269 01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,210 - Lenin wasn't doing greeting cards, y'know, so... 2270 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:48,050 - Yeah, and Lenin didn't have a daddy with a printing plant. 2271 01:18:48,050 --> 01:18:50,350 (laughter) 2272 01:18:51,890 --> 01:18:54,120 - [Aggie] Your drawing is getting marvelous, dear! 2273 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:54,960 - [Huey] I like this one. 2274 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,090 - [Marty] This one's very cute. 2275 01:18:56,090 --> 01:18:57,560 - [Bernard] Yeah, that's nice. 2276 01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,030 - [Conrad] So, Marty, my man, the key is to seduce 2277 01:18:59,030 --> 01:19:00,960 the marketplace upwards. 2278 01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:02,900 Y'know, leverage brick-and-mortar into the transmedia space 2279 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:05,530 all while maintaining an authentic brand identity. 2280 01:19:05,540 --> 01:19:07,940 Conrad thinks I worry too much about selling out. 2281 01:19:07,940 --> 01:19:09,370 - [Conrad] You do. 2282 01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:10,810 - Well, I, I, I think that the stores are thrilled 2283 01:19:10,810 --> 01:19:12,370 that this is printed on hemp. 2284 01:19:12,380 --> 01:19:15,280 They just love it thanks to the Mayor of Colorado here. 2285 01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:16,780 But you don't have anything to worry about 2286 01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:18,350 these are all terrific. 2287 01:19:18,350 --> 01:19:20,050 - The cards, they just drive eyeballs to the site, 2288 01:19:20,050 --> 01:19:21,950 site to the app, app to online sales. 2289 01:19:21,950 --> 01:19:23,790 See, the medium doesn't define the integrity 2290 01:19:23,790 --> 01:19:25,650 of the artist, 'cause the true artist knows 2291 01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:28,060 how to create with whatever's at his fingertips. 2292 01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:30,260 Our aim is to maximize the marketplace, 2293 01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:32,330 not compromise our integrity. 2294 01:19:32,330 --> 01:19:33,800 Take it down, yeah? 2295 01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,260 - I don't understand a word you're saying. 2296 01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:36,170 - These are very different. 2297 01:19:36,170 --> 01:19:37,200 That's what I like about them. 2298 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:38,210 - [Huey] I dig it. 2299 01:19:38,210 --> 01:19:39,220 - [Conrad] It's generational, my friend. 2300 01:19:39,230 --> 01:19:40,240 - [Marty] I, I understand that, but I... 2301 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,570 - [Aggie] So bizarre. 2302 01:19:41,570 --> 01:19:42,910 - Well, this is exactly why we've already 2303 01:19:42,910 --> 01:19:46,080 started crowd-funding for the graphic novel, as well. 2304 01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,580 - Gutenberg, baby, Gutenberg. 2305 01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:50,810 It begins and it ends with the printed page. 2306 01:19:50,820 --> 01:19:53,080 You see, when the sustainable becomes artisanal, 2307 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:56,220 then the analog becomes tactile, eh? 2308 01:19:56,220 --> 01:19:59,490 Hold on to life, lover, and don't ever let it go. 2309 01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:00,320 - Okay. 2310 01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:01,160 Yeah. 2311 01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:01,990 Excuse me. 2312 01:20:01,990 --> 01:20:02,910 - [Conrad] Ciao, baby. 2313 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:03,840 - Y'know, obviously, none of this is gonna 2314 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:04,760 be at the expense of the greeting cards. 2315 01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:06,060 That's what gave us our start, y'know, 2316 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:07,930 But I just think having a graphic novel 2317 01:20:07,930 --> 01:20:09,330 could just build up the brand. 2318 01:20:09,330 --> 01:20:11,030 - Just a shot of anything, it doesn't matter. 2319 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:14,500 - [Conrad] Absolutely brilliant. - [Aggie] It's hilarious, hilarious! 2320 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:15,500 - You okay? 2321 01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,310 - I'm barely holding on. 2322 01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:25,450 You're back in business. 2323 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:27,820 Your wife and your daughter. 2324 01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:32,050 - Ah, the hipster scene is dead, man. 2325 01:20:32,060 --> 01:20:32,960 La Boheme. 2326 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:37,930 Shit, everything your mama told you about sex is true. 2327 01:20:37,930 --> 01:20:39,330 Take it down. 2328 01:20:39,330 --> 01:20:40,160 Take it down... 2329 01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,000 - Just stop, Huey. 2330 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,600 Just stop. 2331 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:44,970 God, you're exhausting. 2332 01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:46,800 You know that, right? 2333 01:20:48,810 --> 01:20:50,710 You have exhausted me. 2334 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,080 Number one, I'm a schmuck. 2335 01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:58,650 Number two, I apologize. 2336 01:20:58,650 --> 01:20:59,980 Number three, I'm a schmuck. 2337 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:00,820 Number four, I'm a schmuck. 2338 01:21:00,820 --> 01:21:03,490 Number five, I'm a schmuck. 2339 01:21:03,490 --> 01:21:05,250 "A transitional figure," that's what she called me. 2340 01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:06,960 Can you believe that? 2341 01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:10,460 I just, I just don't want to get old, Roz. 2342 01:21:10,460 --> 01:21:12,700 Why is that so awful? 2343 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:14,560 - I knew you when you were young. 2344 01:21:14,570 --> 01:21:16,230 - Oh, God, oh shit. 2345 01:21:17,170 --> 01:21:19,700 Shit, that was awful! 2346 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,540 That was awful, wasn't it? 2347 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:22,810 It was awful being young! 2348 01:21:22,810 --> 01:21:24,840 (sighs) 2349 01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:28,280 Am I a transitional figure in your life? 2350 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:30,680 - You are a schmuck. 2351 01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,020 I'm a transitional figure in your life. 2352 01:21:33,020 --> 01:21:33,920 - Nooo! 2353 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:34,850 No. 2354 01:21:34,850 --> 01:21:35,680 C'mon... 2355 01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:36,520 - Do you want me to say it? 2356 01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:37,720 - No! 2357 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:38,920 - You're my Zelda. 2358 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:41,290 - Where did you hear this? 2359 01:21:41,290 --> 01:21:43,060 - But there is a saving grace. 2360 01:21:43,060 --> 01:21:44,390 - Yes, please. 2361 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,290 Please. 2362 01:21:47,630 --> 01:21:52,200 - You are also a transitional figure in your own life. 2363 01:21:57,940 --> 01:22:00,210 (groans) 2364 01:22:00,210 --> 01:22:01,580 - So, the irony is I screw around 2365 01:22:01,580 --> 01:22:03,480 for the fear of my own mortality, 2366 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:04,380 and now, 2367 01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:10,320 and now, 2368 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,060 and now. 2369 01:22:13,930 --> 01:22:16,590 - That is the irony, all right. 2370 01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:21,560 - I'm sorry. 2371 01:22:23,470 --> 01:22:24,700 I'm a schmuck. 2372 01:22:31,210 --> 01:22:32,710 But I look young. 2373 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,340 (laughing) 2374 01:22:35,350 --> 01:22:36,210 Young-ish? 2375 01:22:36,210 --> 01:22:37,150 (laughter) 2376 01:22:37,150 --> 01:22:39,450 (knocking) 2377 01:22:40,990 --> 01:22:41,820 - Hey! 2378 01:22:41,820 --> 01:22:43,120 - Oh my God. 2379 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:44,550 What? 2380 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:45,790 - I just wanted to come by and let you to know 2381 01:22:45,790 --> 01:22:47,220 I'm not mad at you. 2382 01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:48,190 - Mad at me? 2383 01:22:48,190 --> 01:22:49,160 Why? 2384 01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:51,460 - You called me exhausting. 2385 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:56,500 Hey, uh, you ever been to St. Thomas? 2386 01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:57,470 - No. 2387 01:22:57,470 --> 01:22:59,130 Why? 2388 01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:00,040 - Here. 2389 01:23:01,740 --> 01:23:02,940 I just don't want you to be mad at me for 2390 01:23:02,940 --> 01:23:04,510 the next 25 years. 2391 01:23:06,310 --> 01:23:07,480 See you soon? 2392 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:15,780 (Caribbean music) 2393 01:23:17,050 --> 01:23:20,220 - [Announcer] Welcome to Cyril E. King Airport 2394 01:23:20,220 --> 01:23:21,690 in St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands. 2395 01:23:21,690 --> 01:23:22,830 - [Zelda] Is it posting? 2396 01:23:22,830 --> 01:23:23,960 - [Conrad] No, it's not going to post. 2397 01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:25,330 I'm recording now so we can have it... 2398 01:23:25,330 --> 01:23:27,200 - Well, we can't just record it now and post it later, 2399 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,200 that's not authentic... 2400 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:29,030 Where are the bags? 2401 01:23:29,030 --> 01:23:30,100 - Uh, up ahead. 2402 01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:31,330 - Can you believe we're here? 2403 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,230 - As a matter of fact... 2404 01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,840 - It's so post-colonial. 2405 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,840 Admit it, you were never really attracted to Huey. 2406 01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:38,170 Just admit it, just admit it! 2407 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,480 Ow! 2408 01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:42,110 - Uh, sweetie, where are the bags? 2409 01:23:42,110 --> 01:23:42,980 - They're on the shuttle, remember? 2410 01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:43,880 - Ah, yes! 2411 01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:48,350 Hey, I just wanna let you know, I am so proud of you! 2412 01:23:48,350 --> 01:23:49,320 - Is this your way of telling me 2413 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,290 that you're gonna leave again? 2414 01:23:50,290 --> 01:23:51,120 - No! 2415 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,190 - We'll see. 2416 01:23:55,090 --> 01:23:56,230 - This is nice, huh? 2417 01:23:56,230 --> 01:23:57,330 - Yeah, this it's nice. 2418 01:23:57,330 --> 01:23:58,430 Thanks for the tickets, by the way. 2419 01:23:58,430 --> 01:24:00,200 - Thanks for coming. 2420 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:04,730 Y'know, I've been thinking, uh, maybe I'll write a book! 2421 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,300 - About what? 2422 01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:07,240 - Me! 2423 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:09,170 - Oh, God, no! 2424 01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:12,170 No, don't ever, ever do that! 2425 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:13,240 - We'll see! 2426 01:24:15,750 --> 01:24:18,080 - Tanya... Sarah... Dani... 2427 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:20,120 Mona! 2428 01:24:21,020 --> 01:24:22,080 - Who's Mona? 2429 01:24:22,090 --> 01:24:23,450 - She's an artist. 2430 01:24:23,450 --> 01:24:24,490 - An artist? 2431 01:24:24,490 --> 01:24:25,350 Jesus! 2432 01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:26,520 - Parsons. 2433 01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:27,990 - How tall is she? 2434 01:24:27,990 --> 01:24:29,320 Does she put out? 2435 01:24:29,330 --> 01:24:31,130 No, Mona's too crazy. 2436 01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:34,100 (sighs) 2437 01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:36,530 I could give you Aggie. 2438 01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:37,800 - Who is Aggie? 2439 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:39,640 - Great-looking chick. 2440 01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:40,470 Neurotic. 2441 01:24:40,470 --> 01:24:41,540 Confused. 2442 01:24:41,540 --> 01:24:42,870 Bennington. 2443 01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:43,710 Writes poems. 2444 01:24:43,710 --> 01:24:45,110 Paints watercolors. 2445 01:24:45,110 --> 01:24:47,710 - Oh, she sounds perfect. 2446 01:24:47,710 --> 01:24:49,110 - Should I give you Aggie? 2447 01:24:49,110 --> 01:24:50,480 - Give me Aggie! 2448 01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:53,680 - No. 2449 01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:55,150 I'm saving Aggie. 2450 01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:57,820 - Okay. 2451 01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,960 Who've you got, Huey? 2452 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:05,630 (rock music) 2453 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:21,740 (Caribbean music) 2454 01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,260 ¶ She was a teenage debutante ¶ 2455 01:27:50,260 --> 01:27:51,960 ¶ A George F. Will sycophant ¶ 2456 01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:53,730 ¶ Lived a life of perfect health ¶ 2457 01:27:53,730 --> 01:27:55,460 ¶ Family of means and wealth ¶ 2458 01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:57,400 ¶ And when she charmed everybody at the country club dance ¶ 2459 01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:59,100 ¶ They said honey, you've got a chance ¶ 2460 01:27:59,100 --> 01:28:01,000 ¶ To be a conservative zit ¶ 2461 01:28:01,010 --> 01:28:03,910 ¶ Marry a Republican twit ¶ 2462 01:28:03,910 --> 01:28:08,340 ¶ And own many pairs of designer pants ¶ 2463 01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:10,050 ¶ She had fun at the society bash ¶ 2464 01:28:10,050 --> 01:28:11,810 ¶ Then she contently took their cash ¶ 2465 01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:13,650 ¶ Her parents said they raised her right ¶ 2466 01:28:13,650 --> 01:28:15,320 ¶ Albeit just a little tight ¶ 2467 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,190 ¶ Her graduation gift was a bright red Porsche ¶ 2468 01:28:17,190 --> 01:28:19,050 ¶ She ate caviar with her borsht ¶ 2469 01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:20,920 ¶ Her dad made a wager ¶ 2470 01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:24,330 ¶ She'd be a business major ¶ 2471 01:28:24,330 --> 01:28:28,230 ¶ With his investment broker on the porch ¶ 2472 01:28:28,230 --> 01:28:30,000 ¶ She turned 18 and went to college ¶ 2473 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,830 ¶ She thought that she would seek some knowledge ¶ 2474 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:33,500 ¶ She thought it was fine ¶ 2475 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,370 ¶ To open more than just her mind ¶ 2476 01:28:35,370 --> 01:28:37,210 ¶ She liked what she saw at the student protest ¶ 2477 01:28:37,210 --> 01:28:39,070 ¶ Skipped class that day and forgot her test ¶ 2478 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:40,840 ¶ Then she became a Dead Head ¶ 2479 01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:44,210 ¶ Never went alone to bed ¶ 2480 01:28:44,210 --> 01:28:47,020 ¶ And turned her dorm into a hippie love nest ¶ 2481 01:28:47,020 --> 01:28:50,420 ¶ One, two, three, four ¶ 2482 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,600 ¶ One, two, three, four ¶ 2483 01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:10,070 ¶ Then on one Christmas break ¶ 2484 01:29:10,070 --> 01:29:11,740 ¶ She brought home a garter snake ¶ 2485 01:29:11,740 --> 01:29:13,580 ¶ She gave her mom a Ruskie bear hug ¶ 2486 01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:15,410 ¶ She gave her sister a bag of drugs ¶ 2487 01:29:15,410 --> 01:29:17,250 ¶ She told her dad she was a communist ¶ 2488 01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:19,050 ¶ But her boyfriend's only a socialist ¶ 2489 01:29:19,050 --> 01:29:20,820 ¶ But it was the bright red bra ¶ 2490 01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:23,990 ¶ That really, really shocked her ma ¶ 2491 01:29:23,990 --> 01:29:27,690 ¶ Wasted money at the orthodontist ¶ 2492 01:29:27,690 --> 01:29:31,090 ¶ One, two, three, four ¶ 2493 01:29:50,410 --> 01:29:53,050 (gentle music) 169220

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