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# CLIFF RICHARD: Up In The World
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# Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba
Ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba
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# When the world
in which you're living
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# Gets a bit too much to bear
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# And you need someone to lean on
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# When you look,
there's no-one there
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# You're gonna find me
# Ba-ba ba-ba
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# Out in the country
# Ba-ba ba-ba
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# Yeah, you're gonna find me
# Ba-ba ba-ba
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# Way out in the country
# Ba-ba-ba #
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(SHEEP BLEATS)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION OUTSIDE)
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Coo-ee!
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Hello?
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Hello? It's us.
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We, er, did see you, you know.
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STEVE: No, no sign of it.
NICKY: Damn. Mm.
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Oh, hi!
Why were you hiding?
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Oh, we were just looking for
an earring. Contact lens.
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Anyway, come in.
Would you like a cup of tea?
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No, thanks. We just wanted to ask
if there's anything we can do.
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Erm...
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For the party. Party?
Yes, your party.
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You remember, when you moved in,
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we said,
"When's the housewarming party?"
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Oh, right. And we said,
"When the building work's finished."
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Yeah, we're still... No, you said,
"In six months' time, come what may,
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we will be having
a housewarming party.
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Put the date in your diary,"
you said. Did you?
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It's the 17th.
Two weeks on Saturday.
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Yeah, well... The thing is...
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Oh, yeah, here we go.
What did I tell you?
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You're not having
second thoughts, are you?
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I said to Meena,
"I bet this so-called party
of theirs never happens."
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Typical townies.
Say one thing, do another.
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You said there'll be a bouncy castle.
Oh, never mind, Pipps.
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Maybe we can have a party
and invite Steve and Nicky.
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No, no. We are gonna have a party,
like we said we would.
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Yeah, course we are.
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Or we could say we've just found out
our garden is radioactive,
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so we're gonna have to put it off
for a few thousand years.
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We're not gonna cancel it. I'm not
giving them the satisfaction.
We'd never hear the end of it.
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What, you mean actually have a party?
Yeah. Why not?
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We could invite everyone from Leeds.
How are we gonna pay for it?
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What about the Christmas money?
We spent it. When? Easter.
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Well, it doesn't have to cost
that much, does it?
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You get people to bring a bottle,
ask them to bring some food.
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Have it at their place.
It'd be more convenient for everyone.
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All I'm saying is
it might do us some good.
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Maybe we should be positive
for a change.
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What, pretend we like it here? Yeah.
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Put a few tables in the garden,
some fairy lights, bit of music...
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Before you know it,
we could actually be
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having a really good time,
surrounded by all our old friends.
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With a bit of luck, one of 'em might
get drunk enough to buy the place.
Even better.
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(OWL HOOTS)
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A party?
Yes, Dad, and you're invited.
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We always said we'd have
a housewarming party
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once we'd settled in.
Can I just check something?
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Oh, no, the elves haven't been in
and finished your living room.
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You wanna get that sorted
before you do anything else.
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And that crack in your chimney
doesn't look too clever to me.
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That's always been there.
I'm just saying I would have thought
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there's better things to spend
your money on than a party.
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I take it you're not coming, then.
No, I'll be there.
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Will our Zoe be coming? No, she's
at her friend's 21st party.
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What about your two?
Ah, no, they're really busy.
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Chris has just started a new job
and Andy is working weekends.
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Doing all right, those two,
aren't they? Yeah, they are.
Thanks, Ken.
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Do they take after their mother?
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Anyway, they're really busy. Yeah,
and it's quite a long way to drive.
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I could have told you that
before you bought the place.
Did you not look at a map?
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Anyway, Dad, we're having a party.
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It'd be really nice to see
all our old friends again.
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No, no, I totally understand. Yeah.
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Well, it is a long way to come.
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Well, maybe you could share a lift
with Aaron and...
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Oh, they're not coming either?
No, we...we hadn't heard.
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All right, well, love to Jenny.
Yeah, bye.
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Aaron and Liz can't make it? No.
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Neither can Cal and Jenny.
What's their excuse?
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They're going to a farmers' market.
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Oh, why come to the countryside
when the farmers
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will bring the scented candles
and lemon curd to you?
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So, how many is that in total?
(SIGHS)
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24.
Oh, well, that's not bad.
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No, 24 can't make it.
How many are definitely coming?
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Two. Two?
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Is that two, plus Brian and Keith,
or just Brian and Keith?
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Just Brian and Keith. Oh, no.
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Well, you have to admire them.
What for? Challenging stereotypes.
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Until I met them I thought
all gay people were good company.
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(MOBILE CHIMES) Oh, don't tell me
that's someone else can't make it.
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No, it's Grizzo. What does he want?
Wants to Skype me.
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He's got a favour to ask.
Is he still on tour? Yeah.
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Probably wants me to go and feed
his alligators or something.
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See you later. Bye.
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All right, Steve?
Ah, hi, Grizzo. How's it going?
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Yeah, not bad. You?
Yeah. What can I do for you?
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Eh? You said you wanted a favour.
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Oh, yeah. (LAUGHS) That was it.
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What it is, would you mind checking
my rainfall gauge?
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What? My rainfall gauge.
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It's up at the house
by the main gate.
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Why have you got a rainfall gauge?
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So I can see how much rain there's
been. Anyway, I'm in Barcelona,
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I bumped into Robbie Williams,
and we've had a bet.
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He reckons his place in Scotland
gets more rain than we get
where we are.
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What, you mean where I am?
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Oh, right. (LAUGHS) Yeah.
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I'm not there, am I?
No, you're not, no.
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That's why I want you to check
my rainfall gauge for me.
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Is it raining there now?
Yep. (LAUGHS)
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Result! Let's hope it keeps going.
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Ah, well, not really.
We've got our party on Saturday.
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Oh, yeah!
Yeah, thanks for the invite.
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I'm definitely coming to that.
Don't feel you have to come.
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Steve, I'm telling you,
I'll be there.
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Village life
is what keeps me grounded.
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WOMAN: Come on, Grizzo!
Yeah, yeah, just coming, Taylor.
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Sorry, mate. Gotta go. Yeah, I...
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You got anything smaller?
It's £18.40.
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(TUTS)
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Oh, is that bunting? Yeah.
Oh... Not for sale.
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It's for our own personal use.
Right. Royal occasions.
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Queen's birthday.
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Prince Charles' birthday.
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William's birthday.
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Kate's birthday. George's birthday.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Harry's birthday.
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Andrew's birthday.
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Edward's birthday.
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Not Fergie's.
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We don't count her as royal,
not any more.
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Anyway, what do you want
with bunting? Oh, I was just...
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Erm... We're having
a housewarming party, and -
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When is it?
Erm... Saturday.
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Gareth! Do we want to go to a party?
GARETH: You what?
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Do we want to go
to a housewarming party?
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No, I was just -
When is it?
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Saturday. Will there be food?
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Erm... There will be, yeah.
We'll be there.
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Oh, what's this?
Oh, hello, Bronson.
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I was just talking to your mum.
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She's having a housewarming party.
Oh, when's that?
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GARETH: Saturday.
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Yeah, reckon I could do that.
Who says you're invited?
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N...No, please come.
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Erm, you're all invited. Cheers.
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I didn't. They just heard the word
"party" and invited themselves.
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What if they tell everyone?
The whole village turns up.
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It'll be like
Night Of The Living Dead.
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Oh, it's only the three of them.
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And on the plus side, we might
finally get to meet Gareth.
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The invisible man? Have you ever
seen him? Don't think anybody has.
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I'm starting to wonder if he exists.
Maybe Shannon's a ventriloquist.
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"You what?" Saw your lips move.
What did Grizzo want?
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Oh, he wanted me to go and check
his rainfall gauge. Eh? Don't ask.
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Mm, all right, Steve?
How's it going?
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Not bad, Grizzo.
You get that reading I sent you?
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Yeah, nice one, cheers.
We're 3-mil ahead of Robbie.
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Please tell me it's still raining.
Afraid not.
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It's stopped at the moment.
Oh, bummer.
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It's chucking it down in Scotland.
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I'm gonna owe him a grand piano
at this rate.
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Well, I could always
go and top it up for you.
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What? You know, help it along a bit.
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You mean...cheat?
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Yeah, sort of.
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Steve, if you topped up
the rainfall gauge,
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that would make this whole thing
utterly pointless.
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Yeah, I see what you mean.
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We'd just be wasting our time.
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Ah. (CHUCKLES) Thanks, mate.
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Anyway, I'll see you at the party.
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Well, it would be cheating.
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If you start doing that,
where does it end up?
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Well, it ends up with him winning
a grand piano off Robbie Williams.
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It's still cheating.
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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Oh, great (!) It's my dad.
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I wanted to make sure everything is
in hand for this party of yours.
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Oh, thanks, Dad. Now, you'll be
needing some tables and chairs.
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I've had a word at the village hall.
50 quid and they're yours
for the day.
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Fifty quid? I've just forked out
£80 on a bouncy castle.
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We don't need any chairs.
Most of our mates have dropped out.
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It'll probably only be
a dozen people.
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What do you mean?
The whole village is coming.
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I've just been at the bowls club.
They're all talking about it.
(SIGHS) What did I tell you?
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I just mentioned it in the shop.
I didn't invite everyone.
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Good luck stopping 'em, cos they're
all coming, every last one of them.
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And the way they're talking,
they're expecting a decent spread.
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Cost us a fortune.
It will, if you waste all
your money on bouncy castles.
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You wanna get on the phone
and cancel that, for starters.
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We said there'd be one.
It's for the kids.
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I didn't think it was for the lads
from the British Legion.
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You're the one who wanted a party.
We both did, Dad.
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And now we both don't.
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Well, you'd best get
some more beers in,
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or else you'll have a riot
on your hands.
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Anyway, I'll bring the tables
and chairs over before Saturday.
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Thanks. See you. Oh...
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Is that Bronson gonna be there?
Everyone's been asking.
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Yeah, he is. Oh, good.
I had no idea he was so popular.
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He's not. They just wanna know
where the bugger is.
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They're not gonna leave
their houses empty
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if that thieving toe-rag's
roaming around the village.
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I'm actually quite looking forward
to this.
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Yeah. Just a shame
our friends aren't coming.
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Oh, well, sounds like the whole
village are coming instead.
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Yeah, well, if it all goes well,
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they might even start talking to us,
or at least stop snarling.
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You make it sound like they're
gonna come marching over the hill
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carrying pitchforks
and torches. Well...
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Do you think we've got enough beer?
Let's hope so.
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Remember, Bronson's coming.
If we run out,
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I could give him the toner fluid
from my printer. (CHUCKLES)
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(HORN BEEPS)
Who's this?
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Oh, no, it's Brian and Keith.
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Really? They're two hours early.
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Sorry we're early.
We were expecting traffic,
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but as it turns out,
it was pretty clear.
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There were one set of roadworks
just before Ripon, weren't there?
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But we flew through those.
Straight through, no bother.
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Then we turned off at the A168 and
from then on it was plain sailing.
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There were that one tractor we got
stuck behind, but -
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Anyway, you're here now.
We got here half an hour ago.
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We thought, "Seeing as we're early,
we'll go into the village
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and find a cafe or something,"
but there didn't seem to be one.
230
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With hindsight, we should have
stopped at that diner on the A61.
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They do a very good breakfast.
Anyway, who fancies a drink?
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Actually, I wouldn't mind
a cup of tea. Oh, me too.
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Right, well,
you put the kettle on, Steve,
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and I'll take these crisps out.
What, already? Yeah.
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4.99.
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What? The breakfast at the diner.
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Including toast and tea.
Or coffee.
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Mm. You can have tea or coffee.
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But we had tea with ours.
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I mean, yes, it is a luxury.
But it's not a gas-guzzler.
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We get 42 miles to the gallon,
don't we? Wow!
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I mean, obviously,
we wouldn't get that in town. No.
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But we hardly ever use it in town.
We walk everywhere, don't we?
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Unless it's raining,
like it were on Tuesday.
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Thought it would never stop.
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Oh, that's reminded me,
I've got to go and Skype someone.
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I mean, you can get
a two-litre version. Can you?
248
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,520
But the 1.5l handles just as well.
249
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Mm. Nought to 60
in eight seconds, no problem.
250
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,080
Oh, you're joking. No, sorry.
251
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,880
Unbelievable. They've had
thunderstorms in Scotland.
252
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,800
It's even chucking it down here.
Looks like you lost your bet. Mm.
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00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,320
That's another life lesson, Steve.
What's that, gambling? No.
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00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,000
Don't ever bet on rainfall against
Robbie Williams.
255
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,640
Yeah, I'll bear it in mind.
Still, at least it's OK
for our party.
256
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,200
Oh, yeah. When is it? It's today.
Oh, it's today, is it?
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No worries.
I'll definitely be there.
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You're in Barcelona. I know.
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I'm flying home in a bit.
I'll see you later.
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00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:46,080
So, we're two-nil up against
Barnsley. Then they get a penalty.
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And before you know it
we've lost three-two.
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Typical Leeds United.
I don't know why we keep going.
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Anyway, the next game -
Hey, it's Matt and Meena!
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00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:58,280
Hey, Matt! Meena!
It's so good to see you.
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Nice welcome.
We should bring food more often.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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This is a vegetable tagine.
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All of the vegetables
are home-grown.
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We've got our names down for
an allotment. Oh, well done.
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And this is a carrot
and chickpea salad.
I love chickpeas.
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And this is Matt's extra-hot
chilli jam.
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Careful. Not for the faint-hearted.
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00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000
(LAUGHTER)
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They're made for each other. Yep.
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Dull and duller. (CHUCKLES)
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00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:34,040
Never mind, it'll soon liven up
when the villagers get here. Yeah.
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00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,120
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,800
Oh, hi, Bronson. All right?
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00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,720
Glad to see you here.
So is everybody.
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00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,720
Oh, cheers.
281
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,880
And we all know why.
282
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,840
You wanna keep an eye on him.
283
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,520
If it's not screwed to the floor,
he'll have it away.
284
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,080
You're too suspicious, Ken.
Intuition.
285
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,080
I can read people like a book.
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00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,800
Tuck in. Help yourself to a plate.
287
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,400
No, you're all right.
Not really hungry.
288
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,960
Where's Gareth? Dunno.
I'd love to meet him.
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00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,160
He were here a minute ago.
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00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,320
Gareth!
291
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:35,480
I mean, we looked at this place.
It needs a lot of work done.
292
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,240
Which, surprise, surprise,
they haven't got round to.
293
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,560
We were worried about
the crack in the chimney.
294
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,200
They'll get penetrating damp.
295
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:46,560
Well, when we lived next door to 'em
in Leeds, their outside light went.
296
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,640
He didn't change the bulb for weeks.
297
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,560
I said to Keith, "How many
website designers does it take
298
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:55,320
to change a light bulb?"
(ALL LAUGH)
299
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,720
Oh, that is classic.
300
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,840
And how many does it take?
301
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,000
See? Told you. What?
302
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,840
Look at that. Look!
303
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,760
Even if it's free, he'll pinch it.
304
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,280
There you go, gents.
This one's on me.
305
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,360
(CHUCKLES)
306
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,200
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
307
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,600
You all right, Alice?
Oh, yes, thank you, dear.
308
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,720
Can I get you a drink?
We've got lemonade,
309
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,360
or I could make you a cup of tea.
Oh, did I see some wine?
310
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,840
Wine, yeah. White or red?
I'll have a bottle of the red.
311
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,480
A bottle? Well, it'll save me
getting up and down.
312
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,240
Yeah.
313
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,120
Oh, Shannon. Did you find Gareth?
314
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,880
Yeah. So where is he?
315
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,680
Think he went inside.
I'll go and fetch him for you.
316
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,440
Oh, I'll come with you.
317
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,920
Yeah, mate, I'll be round t'back.
318
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,400
All right. Cool.
319
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,120
I said, "Steve, the reason
they don't taste very nice
320
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,440
is they're not onions,
they're tulip bulbs."
321
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,320
(LAUGHTER)
322
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,880
Hi, Steve!
323
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,120
We love your neighbours.
Yeah.
324
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,800
Where are those awful ones
you warned us to avoid?
325
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:30,400
Er... I don't think I said that.
Yes, you did.
326
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,720
No, no. I think... I meant, erm...
the other neighbours.
327
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,840
There aren't any other neighbours.
No. Well, I mean, what I mean is...
328
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,800
Er... (CLEARS THROAT)
329
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,880
Anyway, I'd better go and, er...
330
00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,360
Gareth? No, no, if he's in -
Are you in there, Gareth?
331
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:06,240
GARETH: You what?
Are you in there? Yes.
332
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,880
He's in t'toilet.
I know. It's fine.
333
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,880
There's a lady here
wants to meet you.
334
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,120
I don't think she'd want to meet me
at this particular moment.
335
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,720
Something on that buffet table
has disagreed with me.
336
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,200
I think it were that chilli jam!
337
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,520
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,640
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
339
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,760
It's going all right, isn't it?
(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
340
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,120
What are you laughing at?
Your dad seems to have made
some new friends.
341
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,320
(LAUGHTER)
342
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,000
Oh, good God.
343
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,160
Let's hope the subject
of gay marriage doesn't come up.
344
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,320
This wine's lovely.
345
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,160
Is there any more?
346
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,360
All right, Dad? Yeah.
To be fair, it's not a bad party.
347
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,600
I've just been talking to
Brian and Keith.
348
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,000
Smashing lads. Leeds United fans.
349
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,840
I'm gonna meet up with them
next Saturday and go to the match.
350
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,040
Great. And then, afterwards,
351
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,760
we were talking about maybe
going to see Carousel.
352
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,160
It's on at the Playhouse.
I thought, why not? Make a change.
353
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,520
I'm sure it will, Dad.
354
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,400
(CREAKING)
355
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,280
Do you know what?
I think this is the first time
356
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:48,040
I've sort of almost
not totally hated being here.
357
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,800
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
358
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,360
Nice one, lads.
359
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,280
(MOBILE CHIMES)
360
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:10,680
Huh! What do you know? Grizzo.
Says he is coming.
361
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,720
I thought he was in Barcelona.
He was.
362
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,760
Apparently, he flew back today.
Says he'll be here any minute.
363
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,720
Oh, great. He can give
Brian and Keith a traffic update.
364
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,600
It'll make their day. (CHUCKLES)
365
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,400
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
366
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,680
(SCREAMING)
367
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,320
(GLASS SHATTERING)
368
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,560
(CREAKING)
369
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,320
Ooh!
370
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,200
I told you you should have got
that chimney sorted.
371
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:26,080
Steve! Nicky! How's it going?
372
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,120
(LAUGHS)
373
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,480
Looks like I missed
one hell of a party!
374
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,360
(GUEST BURPS)
375
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,960
(SIGHS)
376
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,360
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