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# When the world
in which you're living
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# Gets a bit too much to bear
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# And you need someone to lean on
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# When you look there's no-one there
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# You're gonna find me
# Ba-ba-ba-ba
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# Out in the country
# Ba-ba-ba-ba
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# You're gonna find me
# Ba-ba-ba-ba
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# Way out in the country
# Ba-ba-ba... #
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(SHEEP BLEATS)
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(DUB MUSIC)
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Do you remember when we first talked
about moving here?
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I used to dream about lying awake
listening to the sounds
of the country.
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The rustle of a badger.
The occasional hoot of an owl.
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(JUNGLE MUSIC)
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It's the third night running.
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It's like bloody Glastonbury.
I wish it was!
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At least at Glastonbury
you can pack up and go home.
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It was quieter when we lived in
the middle of Leeds.
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You would get music like this
but it would drive off
when the lights changed.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Thank God for that.
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Let's try and get some sleep.
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(OWL HOOTS)
You can shut up as well.
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(MUSIC STARTS AGAIN)
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(BOTH SIGH)
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You'll have to have a word with him.
What do I say?
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"Hi, Grizzo. Thing is, me and Nicky
haven't had any sleep for a week
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and we were just wondering, any
chance you could grow up and stop
behaving like a hyperactive gibbon?"
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(TEXT ALERT)
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(SIGHS) Bloody hell!
It's another one.
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This big web design company
is stealing all my clients.
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Stealing? Poaching.
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Offering better deals.
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It's all very well but they can't
provide a personal service.
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Someone who cares about
their clients. Who's left you?
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That idiot in Derby who sells
those stupid tropical fish.
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I hope he gets eaten by
his own piranhas.
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Shall we just go back to bed?
Might as well.
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There's nothing to stop us.
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Cooee! Oh, God!
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Only us. Hi!
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Sorry, we thought you'd be
up and about. It's such
a beautiful morning.
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We didn't get much sleep
thanks to Grizzo and his friends.
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Come on. You must have heard it.
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Thumping away till five
in the morning.
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Nothing disturbs us. I've slept like
a top ever since we've moved here.
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Silas and Pipps have always been
good sleepers.
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I made a bowl!
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That's it?
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Sorry, I...
He did that all by himself.
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It's lovely, Silas.
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That's why we're here.
Meena's taken up pottery.
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I've started making bowls.
Salad bowls. Cereal bowls.
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Soup bowls. Dessert bowls.
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Knick-knack bowls.
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Oh! Right! I don't think we need
any bowls at the moment, thanks.
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No, no.
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The reason we're here, we thought it
was about time Meena had a website.
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Oh, right, well... I said, "We know
somebody that designs websites."
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Well, I mean, I... Why don't we ask
him for some tips?
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You mean you're going to do it
yourself?
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How hard can it be?
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And as a thank you I could make you
a salad bowl.
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Well, maybe a knick-knack bowl.
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I wasn't too rude, was I?
No, God, no.
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Meena had taken the kids out
by then anyway.
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What's the matter with people?
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Why does everyone want to pay
for stuff with knick-knack bowls
and cake?
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Money's a good system. It's worked
for thousands of years.
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But apparently it hasn't
caught on here.
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Let's hope it doesn't,
seeing as we haven't got any.
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What are you doing with that?
I'm gonna put it in the shop window.
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Might as well advertise your
services. Never know.
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You gonna go and see Grizzo? He'll
be asleep. Let's see how he likes it.
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Have you seen my car keys?
No. Sorry.
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If only we had some sort of...
knick-knack bowl!
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(BIRD SQUAWKS)
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Ow! Get off, you little...!
(SQUAWKS)
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Hello, mate. How's it going?
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Yeah, it's... Are you OK?
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Yeah. I just got bitten by a peacock.
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Which one? I don't know.
I bet it was Elton.
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He's always doing that.
You'd better come in.
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All right, keep your hair on.
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So, what's up?
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What it is, Grizzo,
the last few nights -
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Can you keep your voice down?
The band are asleep.
They've been up all night.
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I know. That's why I'm here.
It was pretty loud.
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Oh, right!
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It's the new album.
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I want to know what it would be like
at a festival. A big enough sound?
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I can tell you it is big enough.
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Really? Could you hear the keyboard?
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Yes. And the drums?
What about the hi-hat?
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(FAST DRUMMING)
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Definitely hear that.
Quite a lot actually.
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When the bass kicked in,
could you hear the bass?
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I could feel the bass. Nicky's
bedside lamp fell off the table.
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Oh! Sam!
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I've got these new speakers.
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Custom-built for the Foo Fighters.
Dave Grohl said they were too loud.
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So he rings me up.
Do you wanna see 'em?
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I spotted them on the way in.
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They're next to the tank.
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6.50.
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I know the feeling.
I was awake all last night.
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That music. Did you hear it?
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Gareth! Did we hear
any music last night?
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You what?!
Did we hear any music last night?
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Last night? We watched The X Factor
auditions.
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So, no.
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Erm...I wanted to put this
in the window.
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£10. A fiver a month after that.
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Sorry. Do you know that lad's taking
things?
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Yeah. That's Bronson, our son.
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Oh! Who wants me?
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I was just saying... She were
accusing you of nicking stuff.
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No worries. I don't nick off my own.
You do!
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What's that, then? That's...just...
My husband's a website designer.
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Like computers?
Bronson's good at computers.
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Got me a second-hand laptop.
Oh, that's nice.
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Cracked the password. Got it up
and running in no time.
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Right. Well done.
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Hm, so...
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..you don't need a website
designing, do you?
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Anyway, I'd better get back
to the mixing.
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Do you ever sleep? I try not to.
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But no more loud music. All done.
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Probably stay in tonight
and get a takeaway.
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If this lot ever wake up!
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(SQUAWKING)
Elton! Elton!
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Right. I'll be off.
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So that's all sorted, then? Yeah.
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It's fine. Cheers for that, Nicky.
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See you tomorrow. OK.
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Oh, crap!
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Cooee! Oh, hi.
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What have you got there?
I'll give you three guesses.
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Bowls?
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Yes. Ta-da!
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The lady in the shop is gonna sell
Mummy's bowls.
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And the lady's going to sell
my bowl.
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Oh, lovely! How much money
does that cost?
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Nicky! £5?
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Thank you! Oh, thanks, Nicky!
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Come on, kids. Let's go. Bye!
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A tank? Yeah.
A Russian one, I think.
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In his garden. But why?
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Don't ask me. I'm not the nutter.
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He's finished his album so...
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What's the matter?
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I got bitten by a peacock.
Called Elton. Twice actually.
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Nasty. I got home to find I'd lost
another of my clients,
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so I've had better days.
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What? Well, it's just I was in
the shop talking to Shannon...
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Bronson came in. You've met the
dreaded Bronson. What's he like?
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Yeah! He's...
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Anyway, I don't know how it
happened... What have you done?
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I said he could do some
work experience with you.
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What?! I know. He saw your card.
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And his mum said he's into
computers.
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He's into everything unless
it's chained to the wall.
Which he should be.
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I'm sorry. I just thought if we're
to be accepted by the locals...
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We have to start letting them nick
our stuff?
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Come on, give him a chance. He
seemed like a nice lad. Deep down.
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Actually, I might just take this
upstairs.
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Oh, no!
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Here we go.
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Dad. What brings you here?
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I've got some good news.
I've found you a bit of work.
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I stopped off at the village
earlier, got talking to Stan.
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He's broken his hand at bowling.
Really?
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How did he do that?
Punched the club secretary.
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He had it coming. Anyway, the upshot
is he needs somebody
to do his garden for him.
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Thanks, Dad! Thanks, Ken.
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At least one of you'll be earning
since your business is struggling.
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I wouldn't say struggling.
Wouldn't you? I would.
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I saw your card in the window next
to an ad for a second-hand pram.
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That doesn't shout success to me.
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Actually, that was my idea.
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Oh, aye. And whose idea was it to
give the Artful Dodger work
experience?
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You've heard about that? You're
the laughing stock of the village.
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Why do you keep rubbing yourself?
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Oh.
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I was attacked. Attacked?
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By a peacock.
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Dear oh dear.
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(OWL HOOTS)
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(SIGHS)
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It's no good. I can't sleep.
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What's the matter?
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It's too quiet.
I keep thinking about Bronson.
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Probably out there creeping about
in the dark,
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casing the joint.
Don't be daft.
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Come on. It'll be fine.
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(GUNSHOT, SECOND GUNSHOT)
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(THIRD GUNSHOT)
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(GUNSHOTS)
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Not lambing! Lamping!
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What the hell's that?
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It's when farmers go out with lamps
and shoot foxes. That's nice.
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That's the countryside for you.
How many foxes are there?
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Sure they're not shooting back?
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I think I preferred
Grizzo's music.
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Lambing?
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How could it have been lambing?!
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That's me off. Oh, no.
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You haven't lost another client?
No. Look at this.
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Matt and Meena's website.
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"Wholly Bowly"?!
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He looks like some sort of
demented cult leader.
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And, look, none of these menus work
properly.
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This is what happens when amateurs
design their own websites.
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At least there's no danger of them
selling anything. Don't be so sure.
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I saw them take a couple of
boxes into the shop.
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That shop never sells anything.
They've got fish fingers in their
freezer from the 1970s.
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I might see if they're on special
offer. Good luck with Bronson.
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Don't be surprised if you come home
to find me tied up with tape over
my mouth.
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Not sure I'd go that far
on a first date.
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(RAP MUSIC ON PHONE)
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So, if I was designing a website,
say, for a band,
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I'd start off with a basic theme.
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And then I can...
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Sorry, are you...?
I'm looking at it on here.
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How did you do that? Bluetooth.
Screen-sharing.
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How did you know my password?
I saw you type it in.
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I think I might just log out of
that.
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Um... I'll show you an example
of a really bad website.
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I mean, look, it's pathetic.
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The fonts are really boring.
The menus don't work.
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Press that and you don't get -
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Go on.
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Sorry, you can't smoke in here.
Why not?
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It's my house. And technically
it's a place of work so
it's actually illegal.
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I thought them rules had stopped
now we've got Brexit.
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00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,720
No. I think we're keeping that rule.
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At least we are here.
So if you wouldn't mind...
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Oh. Right.
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Might need some energy.
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00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,360
Big gardening job.
241
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,360
Did he turn up, then? Bronson?
242
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,400
Oh, yeah. Just as I was leaving.
243
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,560
Good. About time he earned some
money.
244
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,000
Oh, right. Erm...
245
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,240
Well, obviously it's just work
experience.
246
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,800
Yeah? And when you go to work
you get paid.
247
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,800
That is the experience.
248
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,200
What happened to the bowls?
Sold 'em.
249
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,800
What all of 'em? Someone came in
and bought the whole lot.
250
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,840
Really? Who?
251
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:11,200
Gareth! Who was it who bought
them bowls?
252
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,680
You what? Who was it bought
them bowls?
253
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,960
The homemade ones?
In the different colours?
254
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000
That were in the display rack?
That's the ones.
255
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:25,360
Can't remember.
He can't remember.
256
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,000
But in the end they let me off
cos I were only 13.
257
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:34,400
Ah, good. I had to go on this
arson-awareness course.
258
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,400
Well, arson can be very serious.
That's what they said.
259
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:42,840
But it were only an empty barn.
How did you know it was empty?
260
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,280
Cos I'd had all the stuff out of it
the week before.
261
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,640
Oh, right. Are you sure you don't
want a tea?
262
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,160
No, I don't like hot drinks.
263
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,240
Got any biscuits?
264
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,640
Er... Yeah.
265
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,560
Cheers.
266
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,120
You got any kids, then?
We both have.
267
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,160
Bit older than you.
Do they visit you?
268
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:13,240
Not really. We get on well but they
prefer the city.
269
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,280
Don't blame 'em.
270
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,320
I grew up round here and there
was nothing to do.
271
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:21,920
It's all right when you're young.
You can have fun smashing stuff up,
nicking cars.
272
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:26,000
But as soon as you turn about ten,
you've done all that and you realise
it's a dump.
273
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:31,120
Yeah. Anyway, better get on.
274
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,120
A bit up against it lately.
275
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,160
How do you mean?
276
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,000
It's this big web design firm
nicking all my clients.
277
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,120
And you're just gonna take it?
Not much I can do about it.
278
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,160
There you go. Oh, ta.
279
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,200
You're doing a good job.
280
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,600
Your dad said you was a grafter.
Did he?
281
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,480
Aye. What happened at the bowling
club, then?
282
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,520
Hear there was an altercation.
283
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,560
I don't know about that.
284
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,480
I know I punched Harry Conway.
285
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,520
Right.
286
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,520
Chocolate? Is that from t'shop?
287
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,080
No, thanks.
288
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:22,000
Unbelievable. She doesn't seriously
expect me to pay him, does she?
289
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,880
It's work experience.
Offer to design a website
for the shop instead.
290
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:31,800
"Click here for out-of-date bacon.
Buy some rancid butter and get
a free homemade bowl."
291
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,840
Oh, no. They sold those.
292
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,440
All of them? Someone came in and
bought the whole lot apparently.
293
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,560
The ones Meena made? They're rubbish.
Who would buy them?
294
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,600
I'm clearly in the wrong business.
295
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,640
Look at the state of me.
296
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,680
Aw. Tell you what you need.
297
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,960
Some sort of work-experience boy.
298
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,800
(CRUNCHING)
299
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,680
(DRINK CAN OPENING)
300
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:17,120
# When it's done
and all this is gone
301
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,480
# Just find the feeling, pass it on
302
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,440
# Just find the feeling, pass it on
303
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,720
# Just find the feeling, pass it on #
304
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,240
(STEAM ENGINE)
305
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,520
All right, Nicky? How's it going?
Grizzo!
306
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,960
Do you like it? Got it for
my dad's birthday.
307
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Is he a collector?
308
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,040
Er, I don't know. Right.
309
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,760
Well, I'm sure he'll be delighted.
310
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,800
Yeah. Bit of a bone-shaker though.
311
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,040
Got to drive it down to his place.
Where does he live? Walthamstow.
312
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,160
Got a nice little flat there. Right.
Is that where you're off to now?
313
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,560
Just to the shop.
Thought I'd take it for a spin.
314
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,720
It's a good little shop that.
Sells everything.
315
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,960
This shop in the village? Tell you
what I bought the other day.
316
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,960
A whole stack of bowls.
Oh, it was YOU! Yeah.
317
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,840
After we finished the album
I ordered a Chinese for everyone.
318
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:24,400
Got it helicoptered in from
Manchester. Chef came,
didn't bring any bowls.
319
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,240
So I got on the internet. Matt
and Meena's website pops up.
320
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:30,160
There's a load of bowls in the
shop. So you bought the lot.
321
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:35,080
Why not?! Then I used 'em for
a bit of clay-pigeon shooting.
322
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,080
Would that have been about
three in the morning? Yeah!
323
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,840
Tell you who's the best at it.
Katie Melua. Unbelievable shot.
324
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,880
Anyway, I gotta go.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
325
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,840
Right, that's you well and truly
knackered.
326
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,480
What? What are you doing?
327
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,520
The company you told me about,
Techmaton Limited...
328
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,400
The one that nicked your customers.
329
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,320
I know who you mean. What have
you done? Hacked into their server.
330
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,880
Crashed all their websites.
You can't do that! Just have.
331
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,360
They'll trace it back to me.
No, they won't.
332
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,600
I'll go to prison! There is
literally no way they can trace it.
333
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,640
It's impossible.
334
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,840
How did you do it again?
335
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,480
Oh, no. It just crashed?
336
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,960
It seems to have happened
quite a lot.
337
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,520
I don't think Techmaton are
all they're made out to be.
338
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,360
Oh, no! No hard feelings.
Course not.
339
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,120
Listen, I love tropical fish
as much as you.
340
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,160
So I'm just glad to have you back.
341
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,880
Another returning customer?
342
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,920
Good old Bronson.
He earned his money.
343
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,400
You paid him? Too bloody right!
He's a genius!
344
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,680
He showed me how he did it.
Way over my head.
345
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,120
What's happened to your arms?
I cut them on some brambles.
346
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,160
I was pulling Stan's
old Chopper out.
347
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,800
I might rephrase that. Please do.
348
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,880
I was gonna say he was happy it was
still working, but I won't now.
349
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,000
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Meena!
350
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,280
Matt? Are you all right? No.
351
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,160
Someone's hacked into our website.
352
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,520
Oh, no.
Oh, how awful.
353
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,400
Who would have done
a thing like that?
354
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,640
Someone whose idea of fun is to make
vile suggestions about what we
should do with our pottery.
355
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,800
If you click on "salad bowl",
it comes up with the word...
356
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,200
I can't even say it.
Luckily, the children didn't see it.
357
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:39,560
That is good. We were wondering if
you might be able to fix it for us.
358
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,600
For money or...
359
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,720
..for a bowl?
360
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,480
Mummy, what's a...?
361
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,520
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362
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,600
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in which you're living
363
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,360
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364
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,400
# And you need someone to lean on
365
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,240
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366
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,840
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367
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,160
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# Ba-ba-ba-ba
368
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,920
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# Ba-ba-ba-ba
369
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,120
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