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# When the world in which you're
living gets a bit too much to bear
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# And you need someone to lean on
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# When you look,
there's no-one there
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# You're gonna find me
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# Out in the country
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# You're gonna find me
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# Way out in the country #
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Steve?
Huh...
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Steve!
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Oh, what did you wake me up for?
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I just wanna check I'm not dreaming.
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Only, I've been awake five minutes
now and life seems almost bearable.
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Blimey.
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It's sunny again.
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If this carries on, it might even dry
out the rising damp.
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Make the tea, then.
Oh, it's not my turn.
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Yeah, but I'm the main breadwinner
now, so you need to look after me.
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You're walking one dog for one week.
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Yeah, make the tea
or I'll set it on you.
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I don't know why you want a little
runt like that in the house, anyway.
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That's what my dad said about you.
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(SPLASH)
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The damp's got worse.
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Quite a bit worse.
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I don't think this is rising damp.
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No, rising damp doesn't tend
to have a deep end.
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You can't?
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Not this morning?
Right, so what time could you...
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Tuesday?! No, no.
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We'll leave it. (SIGHS)
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They're useless. Why call yourself
an emergency plumber?
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Have you tried them all?
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Maybe I should just try the regular
ones. What's the point?
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"Hello, can we book you
for next April?
We're thinking of having a flood."
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Maybe we should call the fire
brigade.
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Do they do that?
What, pump it out? Yeah.
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(SIGHS) It's only a couple
of inches of water.
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How deep would it have to be?
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If it was a couple of feet...
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I mean...
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Would it be that wrong?
What, to flood your own house?
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So that the fire brigade
will come out.
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I think it would be. Yeah.
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Cooey! Knock, knock.
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Or, should we say, buzz.
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We made our first honey.
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The bees are our friends.
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Are they? Oh, good.
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Thank you, Silas.
Do you know you've got a flood?
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Yeah, we had noticed.
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Have you any idea what's causing it?
I don't know, bad luck.
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I think it could be a burst pipe
under the floor.
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(LAUGHS) No, no, no,
it won't be that.
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This is a solid floor.
There are no pipes under there.
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I wonder if it's because
you're in a dip.
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Oh, yes, that is one of the things
that Meena and I were worried about.
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You see, we looked at this place.
Yeah, I remember, you said.
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It's all about the water table.
That's why you haven't got a cellar.
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I don't know what we'd do without
our cellar.
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That's what Josef Fritzl said.
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Who's Josef Pretzel?
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That's not very helpful, Steve.
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Anyway, thanks for the honey.
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Right, off to walk the dog.
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I'll just take off my wellies and
I'll be ready to go outside.
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Have a look at this.
I haven't got time.
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Causes of unexplained flooding.
It could be a natural spring.
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Oh, great (!) So it's just going to
keep bubbling up through the floor?
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No, this could be good news.
Our own spring water,
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we could sell it,
go into business.
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This could be the best thing that's
ever happened to us. Oh, could be.
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But right now it just feels like
another crap thing.
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Anyway, Dad'll be round in a bit
with the pump.
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Oh, no. Can't I walk the dog?
You stay here and deal with him.
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Sorry, I get paid today.
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Hey, what do you think
of Yorkdale Spring?
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As a name.
I think you should stop fantasising
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and go and sweep that water out.
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Yeah, yeah, I will.
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MAN: 'Well, when we discovered we
had a natural spring on the ground,
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that was a real turning point
for us.
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Setting up a bottling plant was
surprisingly straight forward.
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In no time at all, we had major
retailers knocking at the door.'
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(Yes!)
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Hello, Poppy!
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Good girl!
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Are you ready for your walk?
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(DOORBELL)
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All right, come on, Cinders,
put your broom down.
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I've brought you something
that'll actually work.
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Dear, oh, dear.
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What are you doing? Not that end.
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(CHUCKLES) You're not
very practical, are you?
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I've just never used one of
these before.
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To be honest, I'm surprised
Nicky went for somebody
like you after Tony.
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He were very hands on. Hands on
half the women in Kirkstall.
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Ah, give it here.
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Yeah, you know, I've been thinking
about what might be causing this
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and, in fact, I did some research
online. Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, and er...one of the things it
could be is a natural spring.
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A spring? Yeah.
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You know, spring water.
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Like they sell in bottles. This could
be a potential source of income.
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Aye, you might be right.
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Why don't we check under the shed
in case you've got
a Cherryade fountain as well (?)
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This is rain water.
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I was just saying it might be worth
getting it analysed.
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Just in case. There's only one thing
that wants analysed here,
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and it's not water.
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That month of rain we had,
it's run off the fields,
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gone underground and come up
in your kitchen. Yeah.
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I know. Because we're in a dip.
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Got it.
You don't want to bottle this.
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It's 10% cowpat.
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Come on, Poppy, good girl.
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Oh, morning.
Looking after Mary's dog, are you?
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No, I'm stealing it (!)
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No, no, I'm not stealing it.
I am looking after it, yeah.
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Well, make sure you do.
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Mary loves that dog.
It's like a child to her.
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If anything happened to Poppy,
it'd break her heart.
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(BARKS)
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You want to keep her under control,
and all.
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Come on, then, Poppy,
don't bark at the nice lady.
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Right, keep it running for a couple
of hours, that should do it.
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For the time being.
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What's the solution long term
to stop it happening again?
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Don't buy this house.
(SIGHS)
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Or a solution that doesn't involve
time travel?
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The only way you'll stop this
is tanking.
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Dig down, put a proper membrane in
and fill it with concrete.
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Well, how much would that cost?
Do you do the lottery?
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That much? You'll just have to
design a few more websites.
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Well, business is picking up
now I've got the internet.
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I'm surprised there's a demand
for it these days.
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Why pay good money when you can do
it yourself?
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Our chairman at the bowling club,
he did our website.
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You can go on it, find out
when the next game is,
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there's a picture of the club house,
everything.
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A picture? Impressive.
It is.
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I'd imagine the big worry for you in
a couple of years
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is there won't be any call
for what you do.
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Anyway, keep the chin up.
Will do.
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I'll er...bring the pump back once
we've finished with it.
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No, you might as well hang onto it.
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You're gonna need it again and
again, living down here.
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In t'dip.
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(MIAOWS) Come on, Poppy, don't be
scared. It's only a cat.
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(DOORBELL) (SIGHS)
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(IMITATES FATHER-IN-LAW) "That is not
how you ring out a towel!
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Give it us here!"
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Oh, Grizzo. Hi, Steve.
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Yeah, erm...you haven't seen
a panther, have you? A what?
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A panther. Only, one of mine got
out. Do you mind if I come in?
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Um...
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Off you go then, Poppy.
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What's the matter? (WHIMPERS)
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You keep panthers? Yeah.
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Well, try to. Went to feed them
this morning, he's not there.
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Well, if there's an escaped panther,
you need to tell the police.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah, yeah, could do.
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Only, you know what they're like,
fussy.
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"Have you got a licence?"
Well, have you?
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Yeah, I've got a licence...
but not for this country.
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Grizzo, this is serious.
Someone could get killed. What?
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That is what panthers do.
Oh... (LAUGHS)
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No, no, he's only a cub.
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I got him in Belarus.
They have panthers in Belarus?
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Yeah, I was out there
plugging the last album.
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Bumped into Adele in
a Japanese restaurant.
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Who knew they had
Japanese restaurants in Minsk?
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Anyway, she was all upset,
going on about how she'd seen
this panther chained up in a circus.
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So I went and bought it.
Then, she didn't want it!
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(SCOFFS)
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Make your mind up, Adele (!)
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Exactly! Anyway, he's legged it.
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Lucky it wasn't the big one.
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Now, he is naughty.
Even I don't pet him.
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Come on, Poppy, don't be scared.
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Fetch.
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What's the matter, Poppy?
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Have you seen another cat?
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Anyway, keep a look-out for it.
I will.
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Ooh, that reminds me, I was thinking
of offering a reward.
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What do you reckon? Five grand?
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£5,000? All right, ten. Old bill
will probably fine me that, anyway.
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Dangerous animals and all that.
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Hang on, is it dangerous, then?
Cos you said...
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Nah. Nah, he's not dangerous.
He's just...playful.
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Well, he could be dangerous.
He'd kill a rabbit.
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Or a fox or something.
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Or a small dog?
Yeah, nothing bigger than that.
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Maybe a badger.
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See ya.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
Hiya.
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STEVE: 'Hi.
Are you still walking the dog?'
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Well, I'm trying to,
but she's still acting strange.
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Is she? Where are you?
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I'm up in the woods, why?
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Er...how long would it take you to,
for instance, get back to the car?
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Steve, you're being weird.
What's the matter?
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OK, look, there's a panther
on the loose.
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A what?
A panther.
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In Garsdale?
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Steve, I'm not in the mood for this.
How could there possibly be a -
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Well, I just had a visit
from Grizzo...
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Oh, bloody hell.
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Poppy!
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Come on.
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Well, I wasn't going to leave her on
her own.
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"Bye, Poppy, don't worry about
the dog-eating panther."
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Why's Grizzo got a panther, anyway?
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Well, because Adele didn't want it.
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This box's had it. What's in it?
Ah, it's a load of junk.
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Ah!
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My finest hour.
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Best Independent Website Designer,
Yorkshire Region, 2012.
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You should keep that out.
It might inspire you.
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Bring you luck.
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Do you think we should put the
heating on? Dry the place out a bit.
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God, no, you'll turn it
into a sauna.
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We need a dehumidifier.
My dad might have one.
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Oh, please, not twice in one day.
I'd rather get flooded again.
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Did he say what's causing it?
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Yeah, believe it or not, it's because
we're in a dip. Oh, great.
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So it's gonna happen again?
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Yep, "again and again,"
I think were his words.
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There must be something we can do.
Well, there is.
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We can tank it.
That's gonna cost a fortune!
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Better hope we find
Grizzo's panther.
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Is he really offering ten grand
for it? That's what he said.
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Just think what we could do
with ten grand.
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Maybe I should build some sort of
trap.
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You mean try and catch it?
Yeah.
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Catch it...claim the reward.
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Well, it would solve our
flooding problem.
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Solve a lot of problems.
Build a trap, catch the panther.
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And, maybe in the meantime,
not tell anyone else.
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00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,360
Not tell anyone there's an escaped
panther on the loose?
240
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,600
Well, it should just be on a need to
know basis.
241
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,520
It's an escaped panther.
Who wouldn't need to know?
242
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,960
Yeah, but it's only a cub.
We don't want to panic people.
243
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,560
What panic them into catching it and
claiming the reward?
244
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,880
But if we catch it,
no-one else needs to panic.
245
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,720
I'll just knock-up some sort
of...some sort of cage...
246
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,080
And then a thing that goes...zoom.
247
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,560
Do you think you could do that?
How hard can it be?
248
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,440
All we'd need is some bait.
249
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,640
(WHIMPERS)
250
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,800
Come on, Poppy. There you go.
251
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,440
Don't forget to keep your windows up.
252
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,560
Do you reckon this is strong enough
to hold a panther?
253
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,800
Well, you better hope it is.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
254
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,360
(CLEARS THROAT)
No dogs.
255
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,320
I know, but could - No dogs allowed.
You'll have to tie it up outside.
256
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,000
Well, I would normally -
Is it a guide dog?
257
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,600
No.
Then it can't come in.
258
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,480
Right, well, the - the thing is...
259
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,040
..there's an escaped panther
on the loose.
260
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:02,120
A panther. You haven't,
by any chance, seen a panther?
261
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,400
Gareth!
262
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,680
Have we seen a panther?!
'You what?!'
263
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,600
Have we seen a panther?
264
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,680
'I saw a rhinoceros at
the bus stop earlier
265
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,520
and a pair of giraffes went past on
a tandem,
266
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,560
but, no, I've not seen
any panthers.'
267
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,480
We've not seen any.
268
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:29,000
# From Meccano to Legoland
269
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,240
# Here they come with a brick
in their hand
270
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,720
# Men with heads filled up with sand
271
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:42,320
# It's build
272
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:47,880
# It's build a house
where we can stay
273
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,520
# Add a new bit every day-ay-ay-ay
274
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:55,320
# It's build a road for us to cross
275
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,520
# Build us lots and lots
and lots and lots #
276
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,840
(IMITATES PANTHER GROWLING)
277
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,000
Gotcha! (YOWLS)
278
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,400
Is everything all right, Steve?
279
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,000
Oh, yeah, I was - I was just erm...
Trying to catch something?
280
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,560
Yep. It's a rat.
281
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,760
Quite a big rat. Oh.
282
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,200
I thought you might be trying to
catch the panther.
283
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,560
Oh, you know about the panther?
Yeah, Shannon told us in the shop.
284
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,320
I didn't want to panic you.
You know, scare the children.
285
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,360
Oh, that's very sweet of you.
It's only a cub.
286
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,680
Heh, yes, poor little chap.
287
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,320
He's probably more scared
than anything.
288
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,440
Matt's very good with animals.
289
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,680
He understands them.
Of course.
290
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:48,480
Anyway, what can I do for you? What
it is...when you finish the honey,
291
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,440
can we have the jar back?
Honey?
292
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,800
The honey we brought you?
Oh, that.
293
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,320
We started selling it at the shop,
294
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,640
so we're going to need all the jars
we can get. Right.
295
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,720
Well, whenever we -
Have you eaten it yet?
296
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,280
Well, not all of it.
I'm not Winnie-the-Pooh.
297
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,480
Well, when you have,
can we have it back, please?
298
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,760
(EXHALES)
Good luck catching the panther.
299
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,320
Oh, don't you harm him.
300
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,920
It's a wild animal, he's only doing
what's natural.
301
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,760
Still, probably best to get him
safely back behind bars.
302
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:21,840
Actually...we don't approve of
animals being locked up.
303
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,880
What about your chickens? I'd lock
them up with a panther on the loose.
304
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,600
The chickens are our friends.
305
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,760
Gosh, you have got a lot of friends,
haven't you?
306
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,920
Is the panther going to hurt our
chickens?
307
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,000
No, Pipps. Well, Grizzo did say it's
big enough to kill a badger.
308
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,400
Yes, but we won't let it get out.
309
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,920
So imagine what it could do to a
chicken? Rip its head off.
310
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,800
(CRIES)
Oh, don't worry, Pipps.
311
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,280
That's not very helpful, Steve.
312
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,560
Hiya! Hi.
313
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,960
Nice panther trap.
Oh, thanks.
314
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,120
No panthers in it, mind. What's that
you've put in there for bait?
315
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,480
It stinks. That meat pie from
the shop, scraped out the filling.
316
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,800
Oh. Well, let's hope the reward is
dead or alive.
317
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,760
Let's hope Matt and Meena
don't get it.
318
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,600
Did you mention the panther
in the shop?
319
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,080
I had to, but I didn't mention
the reward.
320
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,120
Anyway...here you go.
321
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,720
Actual money.
322
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,480
Oh, I remember this.
323
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,360
Well, if there was a pub within
20 miles, I'd let you buy me a pint.
324
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,040
(DOORBELL)
325
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,840
Oh, no...
326
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,120
I thought you'd be wanting one
of these. Ah, a dehumidifier.
327
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,840
Ah, you're an expert now, are you?
328
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,560
You'll know how to set it up, then,
won't you?
329
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,200
Thought not.
330
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,320
What's that contraption you've got
out there?
331
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,960
Hi, Dad. You're not hoping to catch
that escaped panther, are you?
332
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,840
Oh, you've heard about it? The whole
village is talking about it.
333
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,560
Oh, there goes our chance
of the reward. What reward?
334
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,240
Grizzo's offered a reward.
Oh, it's Catweazle's, is it?
335
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,520
I might've known. Well, if you could
keep the reward bit to yourself...
336
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,240
We're gonna try and trap it.
Trap it?
337
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,600
It wants shooting before it kills
someone's sheep.
338
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,800
Oh, by the way, did you know
there's a dead badger
339
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,920
at the end of your drive?
That wants clearing up.
340
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,400
Do you think the panther would've
killed it? I doubt it.
341
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,360
Not unless it was driving
a Land Rover.
342
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,160
Bloody great tyre marks across
its squashed head. Lovely.
343
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,880
Tea, anyone? Er...no, thanks.
I best get this up and running.
344
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,040
This'll dry it out a treat.
345
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,920
Until next time.
346
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,560
I do hope your dad got home safely.
347
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,480
Wasn't attacked by any wild animals,
for example.
348
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,280
I'd be more worried
about the panther.
349
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,840
Probably corner it
and start giving it survival tips.
350
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,480
(IMITATES) "That's not how
you climb a tree.
351
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,440
If you're gonna attack someone,
don't scratch his legs.
352
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,320
Grab him by the jugular."
353
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,800
Ssh. No, I'm only joking.
Shut up.
354
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,400
I can hear something.
355
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,080
(CLATTERING)
356
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,840
What... Do you think it could be...
Ten grand? I bloody hope so.
357
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,160
I think it's gone inside.
358
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,840
Yes!
Oh, well done, Steve.
359
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,960
Have you got your phone? Take a
photo. I want your dad to see this.
360
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,000
Oh...
361
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,360
(CAMERA CLICKS)
362
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,880
I think I'll delete that.
363
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,800
Thanks.
364
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,520
(DOORBELL)
365
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:59,360
(DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY)
366
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,280
(GROANS)
367
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,960
Bloody hell...
368
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:13,520
(DOORBELL RINGS INCESSANTLY)
369
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,000
All right... God...
370
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,160
Oh, sorry, did I wake you?
371
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,120
Well, it is 6:45.
Is it?
372
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,200
That's weird. Anyway...
373
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,040
panic over.
You found the panther?
374
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,760
No, Matt did, amazing.
375
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,440
Found it sniffing round his
recycling bins and he lured it.
376
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,120
Incredible.
He's like a panther whisperer.
377
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,320
Oh, good. So, the reward,
he's got that, then?
378
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,440
Yeah, yeah. Well, no.
379
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,760
He didn't even know there's
a reward,
380
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,560
so what he said was he saw you
flooded out... Yeah?
381
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,440
And that got him thinking.
What?
382
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,520
It must be awful to be flooded.
Well, it is, it's been terrible.
383
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,360
So he asked me to give the money...
384
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,000
..to the Bangladesh Flood Appeal.
385
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,800
Ten grand...
386
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,520
I know it's a good cause but...
387
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,280
How do you lure a panther?
388
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,960
I wish it had scratched
his stupid face off.
389
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,600
Still, at least the kitchen seems to
have dried out.
390
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,040
Until it rains again.
Rain, in Yorkshire?
391
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,080
That's never gonna happen.
392
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,480
Yeah, we'll be all right.
393
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,720
As long as the sun keeps shining.
394
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,720
Huh.
395
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,680
I was expecting a clap of thunder
then.
396
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,600
(CHUCKLES)
397
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,280
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