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IRON MAN: Good as new.
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Data crux up and running?
Check.
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Next, the tower's
central grid.
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(SPUTTERING)
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Thor, more juice, please,
but don't overdo it.
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Of course not!
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Mjolnir can cast lightning
with unrivaled precision.
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Uh-oh.
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(SIGHING)
"Unrivaled precision?"
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I suspect this store-purchased
machine is not as sturdy
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as the Starktech
I am used to.
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HAWKEYE: No offense,
but right now Cap's
old-timey radio
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is the most high tech
piece of gear in the tower.
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You looted Cap's room
after he left the team?
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No.
Well, maybe a little bit.
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Let me know if you need
any peppermint candy.
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Look, Tony, when you fried
the tower to stop Ultron,
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we knew this wouldn't
be easy, but, as awesome
as Thor and I are,
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tech's not our thing.
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Maybe we need another brain
to balance all this brawn.
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No way.
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You're looking at the man who
built the first Iron Man suit
in a cave.
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(CRACKLING)
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MAN: (ON RADIO)
Eyewitness report.
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A S.H.I.E.L.D. transportis under attack by,it looks like, Absorbing Man!
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Absorbing Man?
We could stop that
guy in our sleep.
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And exactly the kind
of morale boost
we could use right now.
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Avengers, assemble!
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This is all of us.
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We're...
already assembled.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(TIRES SKIDDING)
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Freeze!
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Reinforced S.H.I.E.L.D.
level steel?
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Don't mind if I do.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(YELLING)
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Advanced foam compound.
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Turns out it's
stronger than steel.
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Who knew?
Well, besides me.
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Could you not
save some battle
for me, Hawkeye?
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Guys, all that matters
is we won.
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More importantly,
we won on TV.
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Check your hair.
(CROWD CHEERING)
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My hair is
eternally perfect.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Megan McClaren,
what a surprise!
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Thanks for the
breakout, crusher.
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Anything for you,
Titania, my love.
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Allow me to introduce
the brand new,
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sleeker and more efficient
Avengers line-up!
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(IRON MAN GROANING)
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Uh, not my best
TV moment.
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(GRUNTING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Uru! Enchanted
Asgardian metal!
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(THOR GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
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Just the power-up
I need.
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(GROANING)
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(THUDDING)
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Gotta say, Tony,
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not quite the morale
boost we need.
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IRON MAN: Avengers,
all eyes are on us.
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Bring 'em down!
HAWKEYE: Don't have
to tell us twice!
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(GRUNTING)
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Wanna go viral?
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This takedown will
break the Internet.
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That's not good.
Problem?
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We're Avengers.
We got this.
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HAWKEYE: Come on!
Clearly.
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(SCREAMING)
(THUDDING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Taste your own
metal, blondie!
(GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
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Absorb anything you want,
you still make a great target.
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(GROANING)
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(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
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Thanks, toots.
Anytime, babe.
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(KISSING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Skin like a hammer
and dumb as one too!
(GROANING)
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HAWKEYE: Try to hit
what you can't see!
Thor!
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What are you doing?
Don't they need
you in there?
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No one likes
a backseat driver, Megan.
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(HAWKEYE EXCLAIMS)
(ABSORBING MAN GROANS)
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What do I do with
things made of Uru?
I throw them!
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(GRUNTING)
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IRON MAN:
Thor, let him go.
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As you wish!
(GRUNTING)
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(ABSORBING MAN SCREAMING)
(ZAPPING)
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Anti-gravity
electro-sphere.
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I just created it.
Patent pending.
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So, it took three Avengers
to barely stop Absorbing Man
and Titania.
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I mean, we're not talking
world threats like
Thanos or Hyperion here.
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Absorbing Man is...
somewhat formidable.
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Then I guess it was...
somewhat heroic to beat him,
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but where's Captain America?
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The Incredible Hulk?
It's true.
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We've downsized to eliminate
some unnecessary overhead.
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The new streamlined Avengers
can handle anything
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and everything
thrown our way.
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And now we gotta go.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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To continue
protecting the world.
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(GROANING)
(THUDDING)
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HAWKEYE:
I miss the Avenjet!
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HAWKEYE: Okay.
What to do now?
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Found some board games
in Cap's room,
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play my old acoustic guitar,
read by candlelight...
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Perfect.
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Not perfect!
(CLUNK)
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(GROANING)
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What did people do
before electricity?
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Boar hunting.
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I'll get everything
back up and running.
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I just need
a little time.
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Hey, taking down Ultron
the way you did wasn't
easy, Tony.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
We still have faith.
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Only through struggle
does one truly prove
himself.
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The Avengers that left will
soon realize their mistake
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and recognize the strengths
in your leadership.
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(METAL CLINKING)
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(SIGHING)
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Falcon's a tech nerd,
how about we give him a shout?
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Yes, I'm sure
by now he's dying
to leave S.H.I.E.L.D.
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and get back onto our team.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. agent
Falcon reporting in.
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North quadrant
5-11 all clear.
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FALCON:
Heading in.
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Tony?
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Falcon?
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What are you
doing up here?
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S.H.I.E.L.D. recon,
you?
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Avengers' stuff.
We're rebuilding and
redesigning the team.
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It's much more efficient.
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We brought down some mega
super villains this morning.
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Yeah, I saw that
on the news.
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Look,
it might be difficult,
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but I bet I can convince
the other guys
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to let you join
our team again.
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The Avengers were
great with you on it.
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Are you serious?
Tony, we left
for a reason.
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Or did you forget how many
times you risked our lives...
(SUIT SPARKING)
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...by recklessly
keeping us in the dark?
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Uh, shouldn't you
take care of that?
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Huh?
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What, this?
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That's a new smoke effect.
(BEEPING)
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It makes me look mysterious.
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No, it makes you
look like you still
can't be 100% honest.
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Tell Thor and Hawkeye
I said "Hi."
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Well, let me know
if you change your mind.
(SUIT SPARKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Here's the fare,
and the extra is so you
never tell anyone about this.
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What are you guys
doing out here?
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The tower
started making sounds.
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Define "sounds."
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(IMITATES BUILDING CREAKING)
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Okay...
Just a bump in the road.
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I'm Tony Stark,
I've got a million ideas
for what we do next.
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Camping is your
brand new idea?
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I wonder if Cap's
team is sleeping
on dirt right now.
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IRON MAN:
Have some faith.
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Hawkeye, there's more
here than meets the eye.
(LASERS FIRING)
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I'll say!
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MAN: The Avengers?
Give me the package!
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Cover me!
A.I.M.? Really?
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So far, not into
the new idea, Tony.
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(YELLING)
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This wasn't part of the plan.
(SPARKING)
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Okay. Looks like I do this
the old-fashioned way.
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(MEN GROANING)
(SPARKING)
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Uh-oh! Servos...
losing control!
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That's one you
owe me, Stark.
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Ant-Man, right where
I thought you'd be.
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We found Ant-Man
willingly?
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Time to start a campfire!
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No!
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(EXPLODING)
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(GRUNTING)
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And do not come back!
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You ruined everything!
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See why I don't
like this guy?
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Doesn't even appreciate
some help.
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Hello? We sent
A.I.M. packing.
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Yeah, with my
Pym Particles.
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You just let 'em get away
with one of the most dangerous
substances in the world.
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That was him.
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ANT-MAN:
Pym Particles in
the hands of A.I.M.?
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We're, we're talking
unparalleled molecular
destruction.
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Let's go!
IRON MAN:
Relax, Ant-Man.
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We've got this.
(SPARKING)
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Whoa...
Whoa!
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HAWKEYE: Stark!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANING)
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I heard what happened
to the tower.
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Your suit got fried too?
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You need help?
No, just a tune-up...
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And the tools to do it.
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I thought your lab was here.
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It is.
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I believe this is
called "punking."
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It's not a prank, Thor.
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Just because you
can't see something
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doesn't mean
it's not there.
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Uh, what are you gonna
do with that?
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HAWKEYE: If you lay
a single Pym Particle on me...
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Oh, come on!
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You actually live
in this anthill?
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(SCOFFING) You know what
rent's like in the city?
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IRON MAN:
Yeah, they don't pay rent.
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IRON MAN:
Your gear is...
charmingly handmade.
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That's one way
to describe it.
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Well, we can't all
be billionaires, Stark.
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It might not be pretty,
but this is some of the most
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cutting-edge tech
on the planet.
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Joey, give Iron Man
Alpha Access.
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JOEY:
Hey, how ya doin', Ton'?
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He's like Jarvis,
but interesting.
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And hurry this up,
before we lose A.I.M.
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Okay, "Joey."
scan this circuit.
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JOEY: Forget about it,Ton', I'm all over this.
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Ahh!
Stay back.
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Sit, boy.
Heel!
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Huh, Euclid likes you.
He's never had good taste.
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Well, can you make him
like me less?
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Ants are valuable,
Barton.
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They can lift 25 times
their body weight.
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These beasts?
Surely, you jest?
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Try them. Tesla
and Newton could use
a bit of exercise.
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(GRUNTING)
Whoa!
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(LAUGHING)
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Hulk would love this!
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JOEY: I dunno, Ton'.You might be lookin'at a total re-wire here.
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Know what I'm sayin'?
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I think I can repair
my own armor.
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Oh, excuse me, boss.
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What was that?
Oh, nothin', uh...What?
243
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,260
Joey's right.
I'd re-route
that left repulsor.
244
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,262
Otherwise it might
overload the whole system.
245
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,899
You're lookin' at the guy
who built the first
Iron Man armor in a cave.
246
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,668
Sure,
but if I remember,
247
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,936
Tony wasn't the
only one in that cave.
248
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,672
So, you back up
and running?
249
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,307
My Pym Particle detector says
A.I.M. is still on the move.
250
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,711
I do not want to get
dragged through the sky
with Thor again.
251
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,414
I can solve that problem.
252
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:25,116
HAWKEYE:
Giant ants?
I take it back!
253
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,852
I'll fly with Thor.
Please let me fly with Thor!
254
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,354
I told you,
Euclid likes you.
255
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,423
He's just trying
to show off.
256
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,158
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
257
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:39,330
The Pym Particle
signal is coming from
inside that semi!
258
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,732
Joey, can you scan it?
259
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:40,732
JOEY:
It's a mobile lab.
260
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:45,870
Some guy in there is,like, all head,it's disgusting.
261
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:45,870
M.O.D.O.K.!
262
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,807
(MAN GROWLING)
(MEN SHOUTING)
263
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:58,116
M.O.D.O.K, we know
your bloated head
is in there!
264
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,718
Come on out!
265
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,821
(MAN GRUNTING)
266
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,724
That's not M.O.D.O.K.!
267
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,227
Oh, but it is!
268
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,996
A M.O.D.O.K. unlike
you've ever seen!
269
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:15,500
The Pym Particles
are working!
270
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,870
Working? He's doing this
to himself on purpose?
271
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,140
With Ultron, master
of machines, running loose,
272
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:26,511
I cannot depend
on the cybernetic
parts of my body.
273
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:30,882
Now, I no longer have to!
274
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:36,287
I, M.O.D.O.K., am now master
of the physical form!
275
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,823
Guys, I think it's time
to call the other Avengers.
276
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,192
A Hulk would be helpful
right about now.
277
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:44,496
There...
are no other Avengers.
278
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,165
What? Don't tell me
you broke up.
279
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:50,869
We are all the Avengers
needed to beat the likes
of M.O.D.O.K.!
280
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,304
(THOR GROANING)
281
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,808
Do you guys still
have Cap's number?
282
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:03,481
Red Skull needed his cabal
to fight you Avengers.
283
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,183
(GRUNTING)
284
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:11,356
But now I am finally
powerful enough
285
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,125
to defeat you alone!
286
00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,494
(GROANING)
287
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,129
(CRASHING)
288
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:23,935
Matching strength with Thor!
(LAUGHING)
289
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,871
HAWKEYE: Ooh,
someone's getting a big head.
(M.O.D.O.K. YELLING)
290
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:28,940
(YELLING)
291
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,947
Heads up, the way M.O.D.O.K.'s
using these particles,
292
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:39,250
they're subject to scientific
principles, like stimulated
absorption, and...
293
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,287
IRON MAN: The only
scientific principle we
need to apply here...
294
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,924
is the bigger they are...
295
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,859
(M.O.D.O.K. GROANING)
296
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,596
(SCREAMING)
297
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,599
The bigger they get?
298
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:58,503
I was trying to tell you,
in this state, the particles
are absorbing electricity!
299
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,405
IRON MAN:
That's useful data.
300
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,874
Yes,
thank you, Stark.
301
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,944
I have never tasted
such power.
302
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:10,348
And I must have more!
303
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:14,919
(LAUGHING)
304
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,022
(CROWD SCREAMING)
305
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,033
IRON MAN:
Hold together, armor.
306
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,969
Who knew these
were so light?
307
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,007
(M.O.D.O.K. GROWLING)
308
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:40,144
Bow before the sheer
bulk of M.O.D.O.K.!
309
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:44,015
Full frontal assault,
Avengers.
No time to be shy.
310
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:45,884
(THOR YELLING)
311
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:48,019
(M.O.D.O.K. LAUGHING)
312
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,525
Frontal assault used to
be a little more effective
with seven of us.
313
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,194
HAWKEYE:
We're half a team!
314
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,901
ANT-MAN: No go.
I can't shrink him.
315
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,170
The Pym Particles in
his system are blocking
any new ones. Huh?
316
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,939
(M.O.D.O.K. YELLING)
317
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,946
Avengers, I think
I need some help!
318
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,447
(GRUNTING)
319
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,652
(LAUGHING)
320
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,659
Thank you, Ant-Man.
321
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,694
Now, tell me,
what else you got?
322
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,396
You're the Pym
Particle expert.
323
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,565
(CHUCKLING) Wait, whoa.
You're asking me for a plan?
324
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,936
Yeah, you're asking
him for a plan?
325
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,972
Hawkeye, you were
the one who said we
might need another brain.
326
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:44,609
Maybe leadership sometimes
means knowing when to follow.
327
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,645
I've got an idea,
but it's crazy risky.
328
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,148
THOR:
Then I am certain
we will love it.
329
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,118
(SCREAMING)
330
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,555
Fear me, like you always
should have, fools!
331
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:02,093
Your day in the Park of
Amusements has ended,
foul villain!
332
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,963
Thor, flying a bug? Ha!
333
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,099
How the mighty have fallen.
334
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,736
Tesla is a noble steed,
with loyal friends.
335
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,671
Attack!
336
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,043
(WHIMPERING)
Stop it!
337
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,114
(SCREAMING) No!
338
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,087
First team's in.
It's go time.
339
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,990
HAWKEYE:
Just so everyone's clear,
I hate this plan.
340
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,025
IRON MAN:
This is the easy part.
341
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,067
HAWKEYE:
Oh, come on!
342
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,636
It's like an ancient
ear wax museum in here!
343
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,072
Ant-Man, we've
entered his brain,
344
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:51,642
but this isn't like any brain
I've ever seen before.
345
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:51,642
ANT-MAN: (ON RADIO)
Find the frontal lobe.
346
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:57,515
That's wherethe particles gather.Collect as many as you can.
347
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,418
HAWKEYE:
This is definitely the most
disgusting day of my life.
348
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,253
Hee-yah!
349
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,758
HAWKEYE:
I see some of the particles!
350
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,364
Pests!
351
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,366
(WINCING)
352
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,036
Have a bad knee!
(GRUNTING)
353
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,371
(M.O.D.O.K. GROANING)
354
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:21,606
ANT-MAN: Iron Man,sending you coordinates.
355
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:27,812
If you trigger that neuroncluster it should reversethe effects of Pym Particles.
356
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,180
Copy that. On it.
357
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:40,825
If I were a Pym Particle
sensitive nerve cluster,
where would I hide?
358
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,594
Found it!
Time to push
M.O.D.O.K.'s buttons.
359
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,530
(CRACKLING)
360
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,232
Not now!
361
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,568
HAWKEYE:
Uh, tell me your armor
didn't just overload.
362
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,303
The wiring fried.
363
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,239
ANT-MAN: Just like
I told you it would.
364
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,175
Now there's no way
to stop M.O.D.O.K.
365
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,743
(SCREAMING)
366
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,680
This isn't over yet.
367
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,683
I've still got a way to give
M.O.D.O.K. a shock
to his system.
368
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:15,293
Hawkeye, cable arrow
from me, through M.O.D.O.K.'s
brain, out his ear!
369
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:19,163
Congrats. That's officially
the most bizarre order you've
ever given.
370
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,234
Set.
371
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:29,507
HAWKEYE:
I really hate M.O.D.O.K.'s
ear canal! Mega! Ugh!
372
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,709
(M.O.D.O.K. SCREAMING)
373
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:37,448
ANT-MAN: Nice, Hawkeye,
you rounded up all the
Pym Particles. Let's go!
374
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,450
HAWKEYE: (ON RADIO)
Iron Man's still in there.
375
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,593
Stark, are you about
to do something crazy?
376
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:48,593
Maybe.
377
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:53,598
If you consider becoming
a human lightning rod "crazy."
378
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,433
Thor, time to
juice up M.O.D.O.K.
379
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,568
IRON MAN:
Hawkeye?
380
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:02,306
Let's see Mjolnircast lightning withunrivaled precision.
381
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,441
(THOR YELLS)
382
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,214
(GROANING)
383
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,252
(SCREAMING)
What?
384
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,491
Well, how about that?
100%.
385
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:20,491
ANT-MAN:
Stark, you're a genius,
386
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,529
but that won't stop you fromgetting crushed in there.
387
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,165
I see your point.
388
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,867
Gotta get outta here
before M.O.D.O.K. gets
even more small minded.
389
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,316
(M.O.D.O.K. SCREAMING)
390
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,626
No! What have you done to me?
391
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,596
I finally tasted...
392
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,232
(WHIMPERING)
Real physical power!
393
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:05,236
THOR: Just like I said,
Stark, trying times
make true leaders.
394
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,838
Even with fewer teammates
and less equipment,
395
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,208
victory is still ours.
396
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,510
I never doubted it,
but I'll admit,
397
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:16,380
we couldn't have done it
without your help.
No problem.
398
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,383
To be honest,
it was kind of fun
playing Avenger.
399
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,353
IRON MAN:
Then maybe we should talk
about working together again.
400
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,355
(GROANING)
Seriously?
401
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:28,392
Oh, I'd love to
stick around, actually.
402
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,927
(SARCASTICALLY) Yay.
403
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,563
Let us contact
S.H.I.E.L.D.
about M.O.D.O.K.
404
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,266
IRON MAN: I'm not sure
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s on our
side anymore.
405
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,435
Remember, that's where Cap
and the others are.
406
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,737
Then I've got a plan.
407
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,942
HAWKEYE: (HIGH-PITCHED)
I'm just an anonymous,concerned citizen
408
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,879
who wants to let you knowthat, uh, what's his name,
409
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:53,284
M.O.D.O.K. is tied up atthe old amusement park.
(GROANING)
410
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,387
Is that supposed
to not be Hawkeye?
411
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:56,387
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
412
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,661
I'm just an anonymousconcerned citizen...
(FALCON LAUGHING)
413
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,796
It's not a laughing matter.
414
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,865
Looks like Ultron
hit that park.
415
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:07,865
Tony Stark hit it.
416
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:13,804
His team continues
to leave a path of reckless
destruction in its wake.
417
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,640
Our team won't
have that problem.
418
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,609
Nope. I smash
with purpose.
419
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,811
FURY:
If I expected problems,
420
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:24,448
we wouldn't have pledged the
full support and resources
of S.H.I.E.L.D. to your team.
421
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,617
So what are we
calling ourselves?
422
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:31,289
What do you think?
You're Avengers.
Now, go assemble!
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