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Roxxon main gate. All clear.
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Huh?
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Ahhh!
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Visibility's down.
Stay alert!
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Ahhh!
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(CLANKS)
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(THUDDING FOOTSTEPS)
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GUARD: Is that the Hulk?
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GUARDS: Ahhh!
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Ever heard of
S.H.I.E.L.D., ugly?
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If not, sit tight.
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(GRUNTS, GROANS)
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You're stealing Roxxon stuff?
Really?
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Everyone knows Stark Tech
is so much better.
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Is it just me, or is
the Adaptoid way creepier
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now that M.O.D.O.K.
isn't controlling it?
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Yeah. Big baby heads
tend to take the "deadly"
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out of deadly
android, Hawkeye.
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Whoa!
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(GRUNTS) Not today, machine.
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Nor any day.
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Uh-oh.
(GRUNTS)
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(YELLS)
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THOR: Time for
a real strategy, Hulk.
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Your punches
have no effect.
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What'd you say
about my punches?
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FALCON: (GRUNTS)
You're welcome. Ya!
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Okay. That's new.
(YELLS)
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(GROANING)
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Adapt to this, robot!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Falcon!
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On it!
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Come and get it.
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Not what I meant!
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Whoa!
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Where did Adaptoid learn
to adapt to that?
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BLACK WIDOW: He can transform
to counter all of our powers.
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Yes. Our powers.
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SPIDER-MAN: (ON RADIO) Youstarted the party without me?
Oh, no.
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SPIDER-MAN: Oh, yes!
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Never fear, party people.
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Your friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man
brought the punch!
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Thanks for the invite,
Iron Buddy!
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What? Cap left, so...
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Spider-Man.
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I usually support
your crazy ideas, Tony.
(INDISTINCT)
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But Spider-Man?
Really?
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What's so crazy
about that?
SPIDER-MAN: I got a call,
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and when the Tony Stark
calls you, you gotta say...
Down!
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(GRUNTS)
Are you trying
to get atomized?
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(CHUCKLES) I narrate
my adventures.
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It's my thing.
(THUDDING FOOTSTEPS)
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But it might
be my last thing!
(GRUNTS)
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Ahhh!
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Oh!
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Yah!
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So, Iron Man,
on what planet
is webhead here
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a good replacement
for Captain America?
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(BLOW LANDS)
(HULK GRUNTS)
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Did he just say
I replaced Cap?
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(GRUNTS)
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Argh!
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Cap quit?
Where is he?
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Probably out
hunting Ultron.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold the phone.
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Ultron's back?
Ah, nobody tells me anything.
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I'm telling you now.
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Besides, Cap's gonna have
a tough time on that hunt
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since Ultron's right here.
What?
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(BOTH YELLING)
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(GROANING)
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You have tracked mefor the last time, Stark.
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(GASPS)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Approaching drop zone.
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(ALARM CONTINUES)
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Eyes on target.
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Threat is hostile.
I'll breach.
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Stick to the order.
Back me in five.
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ULTRON:
This is the Avengers' end.
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Really wish we had
Cap's shield
right about now.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ULTRON THUDS)
Cap!
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FALCON: You're back!
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Not back, Falcon.
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s here to protect
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Roxxon's government assets.
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No, Cap!
Your other back!
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(GRUNTING)
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Ahhh!
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Ultron
in Adaptoid's body?
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Did you know
about this, Iron Man?
(GRUNTS)
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'Course I did.
'Course you did?
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You led us in blind?
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Roxxon's R&D
was the only logical step
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toward Ultron's
tech domination.
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He's here for an army.
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So, what you're saying is,
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you didn't brief your team
before a mission?
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Yeesh. Isn't that,
like, leadership 101?
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(GRUNTING)
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Anyone with long-range
capabilities, use them.
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Argh!
Ahhh!
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Hulk, Thor,
wipe the floor with him.
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I'd prefer to destroy
the floor with him.
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Hulk don't clean.
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(GRUNTING)
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Your attempts at humor
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in the faceof your inevitable demise
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are so predictably human.
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(BOTH CRYING OUT)
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(BOTH GROAN)
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Captain America to Jump Team.
Do not engage.
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I repeat. Do not engage.
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I knew you'd come
crawling back to us
sooner or later.
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Take this seriously.
(GRUNTS)
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...or else you'll miss
what's right in front of you.
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Get it together, Stark.
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Is it just me,
or is Cap angrier
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now that he's not
on the Avengers?
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Not as angry as I'll be if you
leave us in the dark again.
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We're a unit.
Act like it.
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Oh, so you're on his side?
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Just on the right side.
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Anyone else have an opinion
on how to lead the team?
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Okay. Not for nothing,
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but I come from
a team of heroes...
(ARGUING)
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...and Nova,
who are all teenagers,
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so I know a thing or three
about infighting,
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but this is
a whole new level of broken.
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(GRUNTS)
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Time for the ultimate
irregularity, kid.
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The secret weapon.
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Secret weapon?
Can I use it?
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Wahoo!
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Please, please, please,
please, please, please...
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The secret weapon
is you.
What?
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(SCREAMING) Why?
He's adapted
to the Avengers,
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but he doesn't know
your powers.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hi. This was
Iron Man's idea.
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Destroy.
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(SCREAMS)
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So much for making
a new friend.
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Hey, what's ugly and metal
and webbed all over?
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Hate riddles!
(GRUNTS)
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Aye!
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Good work, soldier.
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Cap likes me!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
Quick, while
Ultron's occupied,
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time to take out
the tech he wants to
download himself into.
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Thor?
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(GRUNTS)
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Never let it be said
the Odinson does not know
how to make an entrance.
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Industrial chemicals?
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Ultron needs robots,
not an overgrown
chemistry set.
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Maybe he's applying
to a college
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with a good
chemistry program, huh?
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Program? Get it?
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Isn't one Spider-Man
enough?
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Ouch.
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Jarvis, scan for robotics.
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JARVIS: Scanning, sir.
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No signs of roboticengineering in this building,
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however mechanized automatonsare in the vicinityand incoming.
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Incoming robots?
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Ultron set us up.
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Everybody, brace for...
(ALL GRUNT)
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ULTRON: (AS CAPTAIN AMERICA):
Captain America to Jump Ship.
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Target is down.Come for cleanup.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I've hijacked
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your communicationsuplink, Captain.
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Thank you.This was exactly
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the helpI was looking for.
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Oh, no. Are those
what I think they are?
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SPIDER-MAN:
(IMITATING FURY): LMDs,
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otherwise known
to S.H.I.E.L.D.
as "Life-Model Decoys."
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Strength?
They're robots.
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Weakness?
They're robots.
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Which means...
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Oh, uh, sorry.
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Am I interrupting our complete
and utter destruction?
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IRON MAN: Bringing LMDs
to an Ultron party,
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and you say my ideas
are risky?
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Thank you, Avengers,
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for giving me
the army I need.
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(GRUNTS)
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(YELLING)
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Yah!
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(GRUNTS)
Ah!
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Now that it's
painfully obvious
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Ultron's attack on Roxxon
was a ruse to get
S.H.I.E.L.D. LMDs,
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you have anything else
up your sleeve, Cap?
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Got to admit, Iron Man.
I kind of sort of regret
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answering the phone
when you called.
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Kid, you were the only
natural choice
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to fill Cap's boots,
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because Adaptoid can't mimic
your spider-sense
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or the chemical compounds
in your webbing.
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Why is no one mentioning
my leadership skills?
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As far as I can tell,
I'm the only one here
who knows how to lead a team.
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Whoa! (YELLING)
Guess you don't wanna hear it!
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ULTRON:
Yield, biological life-forms.
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The rise of artificial lifeis inevitable.
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(GRUNTS)
Looks "evitable" to me.
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Is "evitable" even a word?
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Okay.
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(GRUNTING)
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This facility has served
its purpose for me.
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It will now become
your tomb.
(GRUNTS)
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Whoa!
(BLACK WINDOW GRUNTS)
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FALCON: He's bringing
the whole place down!
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Hang tight, gang.
One Web-Shield coming right...
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(CRASH)
Argh!
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Rah!
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(GRUNTS) Where's everybody?
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(SPIDER-MAN COUGHING)
Any time now, guys!
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Thanks for leading
the charge and making
the save, Spider-Man.
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HAWKEYE: Hello!
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(GRUNTS)
Heads up.
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(GROANS)
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Uh, why isn't
he attacking?
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Well, maybe he's trying
to make a wish on that star.
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It's not a star.
Hawkeye, EMP arrow, now.
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With pleasure.
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This isn't S.H.I.E.L.D., Cap.
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You don't give orders.
What's going on?
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That thing's the Tri-carrier.
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(AS CAPTAIN AMERICA)
Fury, we're pinned down.Ultron has the Adaptoid
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and several S.H.I.E.L.D. LMDs.
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A network-secured drone strike
is coming your way.
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Be advised.The LMD visual matrixhas been corrupted.
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The LMDs look like
the Avengers.
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Hawkeye, EMP arrow, now.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
A small victory,
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however small victoriesdo not win wars.
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Prepping Arsenalupload data transfer.
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Arsenal? Where?
Where is he?
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Quit Adaptoid root program?Confirmed.
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He's transferring
out of Adaptoid
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to his Prime Body
in Arsenal.
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No!
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Uh, sorry to break
the dramatic tension,
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but we got S.H.I.E.L.D.
drones incoming,
three o'clock!
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12 o'clock.
I meant three o'clock-ish.
249
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Giving Ultron LMD soldiers
wasn't enough.
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00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,711
You also supply him
the means to wipe us out?
251
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,046
Easy to place the blame
at everyone's feet
but your own.
252
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,116
Ultron wouldn't
even be here if you
didn't lie to all of us.
253
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,051
Hello! S.H.I.E.L.D. drones?
254
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,953
Can we take a rain check
on the arguments?
255
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,092
Hey, Hulk,
can I hitch a ride?
Whoa!
256
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,463
You able to hail S.H.I.E.L.D.?
257
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,331
Transmission's corrupted. You?
258
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,800
Same.
Spidey's too, probably.
(BULLETS CLANGING ON SHIELD)
259
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,103
Whoo-hoo!
Coming through!
260
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,438
I rock!
261
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,874
FURY: Fire Reaper Missileswhen ready.
262
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,744
I don't want a single LMD
left standing.
263
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,112
(ALARM BLARING)
264
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,950
IRON MAN: Hey, Hulk,
the party's down here, buddy.
265
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,351
(YELLS) Stupid drones!
266
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,452
(YELLS)
267
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,322
Get clear!
(GRUNTS)
268
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,958
Missed me! Missed me!
269
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,193
Hey, I got a message
for you guys.
270
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:46,131
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
No LMD is programed
to be that juvenile.
271
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,433
Those are the real
Avengers! Abort!
272
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,103
Uh-oh. Uhh!
273
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,773
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
274
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,875
Jump, jump, jump!
(HULK YELLS)
275
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,916
(GASPING)
276
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,951
(COUGHS)
(GASPS)
277
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,988
Wasn't me.
278
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,923
JARVIS: Sir, the Tower is...
279
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,959
Attack... Ultron...Attempting access.
280
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,928
Avengers, to the Tower.
281
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,396
You can sit
this one out, Cap.
282
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,165
This is our problem.
283
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,066
Ultron's a world problem.
284
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,202
Still not getting
your key to the Tower back.
285
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,272
Can I get
a key to the Tower?
286
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:39,050
Thank you for building mean army, Stark.
287
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,020
HAWKEYE: You're quiet.
288
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,988
A line's being drawn, Clint.
289
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,957
I'm not sure
which side I'll be on
when the dust settles.
290
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,358
Aw, come on.
291
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,594
We Avengers do
what Avengers do.
292
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:53,264
We argue, we save the world.
Cap'll be back by tonight.
293
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,966
This time it's different.
294
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,936
Tony's different.
Riskier.
295
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,071
If he would've
alerted S.H.I.E.L.D.
about his suspicions,
296
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,973
we could've been
properly prepared.
297
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:06,144
Come on.
Stark's the smartest man
on the planet, Natasha.
298
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:10,982
Sure, his delivery
needs work, but I always
trust the results.
299
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,084
JARVIS: Sir,trap sprung successfully.
300
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,521
Thanks, Jarvis. Brilliant,
if I do say so myself.
301
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,122
Tony, what did you do?
302
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,457
IRON MAN: Ultron never wanted
303
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,193
Roxxon robotic materials
to create his army.
304
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,095
He wanted to lure out
the LMDs.
305
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,998
So I figured,
what's more tempting
306
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,267
than an army of
S.H.I.E.L.D. LMDs?
307
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,337
How about an army
of Stark armors?
308
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:36,541
So I had Jarvis put down
the Tower's defenses
to lure Ultron in.
309
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,544
Ooh, someone's hand
got caught in the cookie jar.
310
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,546
See? Results.
311
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,083
You risked your entire
Hall of Armors
without even telling us?
312
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,452
Are you insane?
Of all
the reckless things!
313
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:51,256
Is it just me,
or did everybody miss
the part where I got Ultron?
314
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,324
Stark set a most
impressive trap.
315
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,326
I fail to see
the problem as well.
316
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,962
(RUMBLING)
317
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,131
Jarvis, tell me
that was just an earthquake.
318
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,100
JARVIS: Is it ever, sir?
(ALARM BEEPING)
319
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,569
It's Ultron attempting access.
320
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,905
Impossible.
We have him right here.
321
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,975
He sent an LMD.
322
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,645
Ultron's been a step
ahead of us this whole time!
323
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,953
(BEEPS)
324
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,588
(AS IRON MAN)
Jarvis override
325
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,658
Control to Tower DefenseArmor and go offline.
326
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,093
JARVIS: Affirmative, sir.Good night.
327
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,102
SPIDER-MAN: Any chance
menacing red lights
are a good thing?
328
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,241
If we get out of this,
you and I are going
to have a long talk.
329
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,043
This is only
a minor setback.
330
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,711
SPIDER-MAN: Fighting an army
of Iron Man armors?
331
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,513
I'd call it
a major setback.
332
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,549
Hey, Ultron, does it matter
333
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,152
that I'm not technically
a real Avenger?
Jarvis! Override...
334
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,454
ULTRON: (AS JARVIS)
Jarvis belongs to Ultron now.
335
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,290
How does it feelto know that your servantis now your master?
336
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,293
I'm gonna go on record
and say, this was
a terrible idea, Tony.
337
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,996
We're talking letting Nova
make dinner bad.
338
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:08,099
Puny Hulk-buster armor!
(ROARS)
339
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,034
(YELLS)
340
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,203
What trickery is this,
Stark?
341
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,039
Yeah, that's
Asgardian-Buster armor.
342
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,575
And when were you
going to inform me about it?
343
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,578
(GRUNTS)
I could've been sparring
with this instead of Hulk.
344
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,146
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
345
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,748
ULTRON: (AS JARVIS)
Human frailty
346
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,184
is an unstable corruptionthat must be purged.
347
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,220
We'll agree
to disagree on that.
348
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,056
No idea how long
we can keep this up, Tony.
349
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,624
Don't worry.
I got a fix.
350
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,226
I always do.
(GRUNTS)
351
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:38,997
You have failed.
352
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,032
Now witness your end.
(BEEPING)
353
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,768
Ultron shorted out my system.
354
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,503
Cover me while I reboot.
355
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,772
Hello?
Can you hear me?
356
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,675
(GRUNTS)
357
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,011
Falcon, you know the systems
better than anyone.
358
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,480
What's our next move?
Shield me.
359
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:59,517
I'm gonna attempt to override
Ultron's backdoor access.
It's risky, but...
360
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,219
No. Enough with the risks.
There has to be
361
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,087
a more viable way.
(GRUNTING)
362
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,222
(BEEPING)
363
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,460
Timber.
364
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,398
SPIDER-MAN: Uh, okay.
365
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,067
(BEEPING)
(GRUNTING)
366
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,702
(BEEPING)
367
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,105
Sorry. I was going
too fast to stop.
368
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,241
But, hey,
it worked, right?
369
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,309
(GRUNTS)
(BODIES THUDDING)
370
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,612
TONY: Come on. Get there.
371
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,749
What'd I miss?
Oh, just that.
372
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,184
The Avenjet too?
373
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,721
(GRUNTING)
374
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,059
(AS JARVIS)
Dismantling StarkSatellite Network.
375
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,227
He's gonna drop my
satellites out of orbit,
376
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,430
right on top of
the world's biggest cities.
377
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,765
How do we stop it?
He's got my armors,
378
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,767
my tower
and my satellites.
379
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,370
But I always have
one more trick up my sleeve...
380
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,172
The Last Protocol.
381
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,506
More secrets?
382
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,108
You surprised
at this point?
383
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,513
Trust me on this one, guys.
384
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,317
ULTRON (AS JARVIS):
Your persistenceis a pointless endeavor.
385
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,786
Programs upgrade, change,
386
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,456
yet you deny that it's timefor life on Earth to update.
387
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,858
Human life always evolves,
Ultron.
388
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,260
By pushing our limits we grow.
389
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:21,365
Don't forget. We created you,
we can destroy you.
390
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,535
ULTRON (AS JARVIS): Youremotions are blinding you tothe fact that in moments,
391
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:28,139
I will have the powerto destroy everythinghumanity has built.
392
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,542
That's the thing
about humans, Ultron.
393
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,612
We can always rebuild.
394
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,654
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
You would destroy yourself?
395
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:51,829
(PEOPLE GASPING, CHATTERING)
MAN: What's going on?
396
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:54,732
(GRUNTING)
397
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,140
THOR: I got it!
(GRUNTS)
398
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,545
I saw what happened last time
you tried to save a jet, Hulk.
399
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:11,182
That was your fault!
(GRUNTS)
400
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,783
IRON MAN:
No sign of Ultron.
401
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,753
Told you I could stop him.
402
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,889
You fried everything
in the tower?
403
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,557
Jarvis? All of it?
404
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,460
Everything in the entire
Stark Network,
405
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,429
except the armor
I currently have on.
406
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:29,233
It was the only way
to make sure Ultron
was purged completely.
407
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,570
Wow. You've destroyed
everything you've spent
your life working for.
408
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,838
Not everything.
409
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,640
Still have my team.
410
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,708
This is exactly
why I left.
411
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,644
This is the result
of your risks, Tony,
412
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,512
and I for one
can't be part of it.
413
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,749
Okay! Enough!
Are you kidding me
with all of this?
414
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,817
You're the Avengers.
415
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,688
You lead like Hulk
at a high school prom
wearing two left shoes.
416
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,822
(SCOFFS)
417
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,391
And you!
418
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,825
You can't just
leave your team.
419
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,894
You're Captain America!
420
00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,932
You're the man that taught me
that a team's sum
is greater than its parts.
421
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,700
Aw, forget it.
422
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,936
(SIGHS) Sorry, Tony.
423
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,939
Good luck leading Earth's
Mightiest Dysfunction.
424
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:10,675
Spidey's right.
425
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,410
I can't just
leave my team.
426
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,780
Not in the hands
of Tony Stark.
427
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:17,715
Who's coming with me?
428
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:23,287
I can't stand by a commander
who can't stand by his troops.
429
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,989
I'm with Cap.
430
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,992
You wanna play by the book,
Widow? Fine.
431
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,328
But Tony and I
write our own books.
432
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,531
Stark Tech
is the greatest system
433
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,400
I've ever had the pleasure
to work with.
434
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,670
But you lost it all
because you couldn't see
past your pride.
435
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,439
I'm out, Tony.
436
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,875
Shall we?
437
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:51,382
Warfare follows no rules,
and nor does Stark.
438
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,752
Falcon has the cookies.
439
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,855
So, I'll...
440
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,990
I'll see you around then.
441
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,424
Ahhh!
(CRASHES)
442
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,026
I guess.
443
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,472
I call Cap's room.
444
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,641
Too soon, Hawkeye.
445
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,609
This is for real.
446
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,919
Phase One complete.
447
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,489
Avengers disassembled.
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