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>> MALORY (sighs): Ruined.
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Completely...
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>> ARCHER: Mother, come on,
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we're not...
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>> MALORY: Shut up.
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And utterly...
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>> ARCHER: We're not...
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>> MALORY: Shut up. And ruined!
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>> ARCHER: We're not "ruined,"
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Camille.
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We've got 2,000 pounds
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of cocaine.
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>> LANA: Minus the 20 kilos
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you sold for Monopoly money, oh,
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minus however much Pam ate,
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probably two kilos.
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>> PAM: Or three, or whatever.
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>> ARCHER: Quit eating all the
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goddamn cocaine!
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>> PAM: Make me!
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(Archer yells)
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>> ARCHER: My point, unless Pam
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ate it, is that things could be
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a lot worse.
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>> MALORY: How?
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You sold a million dollars of
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product for this worthless stack
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of paper.
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How could it be any worse?
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(groans)
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>> CYRIL: I, uh, hate to agree
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with Archer, but it could be
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worse-- these are actually
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really good fakes.
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I mean, not good enough to
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deposit in a bank, but...
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>> ARCHER: Good enough to pass
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in, say, a deli?
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>> CYRIL: Yeah, I guess, but...
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>> ARCHER: Shut up.
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So you take a hundred,
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go buy a pack of gum, and walk
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out with $99.50 in change.
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>> CYRIL: Hey, that's brilliant,
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Archer.
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>> ARCHER: Yeah, plus gum?
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>> CYRIL: So you're gonna do
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that 10,000 times?
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>> ARCHER: Well, not me
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personally.
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>> MALORY: Not anyone
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personally; it's idiotic.
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What we need is a big-ticket
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item.
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>> PAM: Like a big bag
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of cocaine!
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>> LANA: The last thing we need
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is more cocaine.
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>> PAM: Disagree.
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>> LANA: Because you are
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addicted to cocaine.
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>> PAM: Your words.
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>> ARCHER: Hey, wait a second,
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I've got the perfect big-ticket
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item-- Cadillacs!
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>> RON: Nope.
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>> ARCHER: Let me finish.
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>> RON: Oh, I'm sorry, please,
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uh, skip ahead to the part where
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I'm out 50 Caddies with your
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counterfeit money in the one
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hand and my schlong in
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the other.
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>> ARCHER: Well, not now.
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You ruined it.
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>> MALORY: The mental image
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alone.
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>> LANA: And besides, what
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were you planning to do with
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50 Cadillacs?
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>> ARCHER: Um, open a
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dealership?
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What? Ron's done very well.
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>> MALORY: Speaking of,
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why aren't you at work?
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>> RON: Everything's on
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autopilot.
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There's nothing for me to do.
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I am so bored.
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>> PAM: Have you tried cocaine?
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>> RON: No, no, nah.
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Smoked a reefer cigarette once.
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>> LANA: Uh, let me guess, with
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some Negroes?
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>> RON: As luck would have it.
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>> CYRIL: What about guns?
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>> RON: No, no, they seemed
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nice, jazz cats.
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>> CYRIL: No, why don't we buy
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guns?
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I mean, I assume rival drug
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dealers aren't gonna be too
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happy with us...
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>> LANA: And since the FBI
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seized all the ISIS weapons when
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they took the building.
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>> ARCHER: Oh, my God.
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All we have now is my Walther
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and what, Lana, your TEC-9's?
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>> LANA: Yeah, for which I have
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no ammo.
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>> ARCHER: What?
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>> LANA: I used to get it from
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work.
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>> ARCHER: Okay, if we're doing
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a list?
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Bullets.
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>> MALORY: Oh for... Sterling,
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Lana, go through the old ISIS
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files and find an arms dealer.
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Cyril, go lock up the product
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before Cokie Monster here
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gobbles it all up, and Ron, take
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me to lunch.
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>> RON: It's 8:30 in
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the morning.
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>> MALORY: A bar, then!
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Whatever!
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Ooh, or maybe a jazz club.
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We can smoke reefers with these
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Negroes you're suddenly so nuts
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about.
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>> RON: It was 1940!
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>> CYRIL And where am I supposed
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to lock up 2,000 pounds
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of cocaine?
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>> ARCHER: Cyril, look around.
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Somewhere in this mansion, I
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have to assume, is a gigantic,
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Scrooge McDuckian vault.
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>> PAM: Scrooge McDuck, eh?
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(gobbling cocaine)
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(coughs)
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Sweater.
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>> MALORY: All right.
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Where are we?
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Lana, did you find an
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arms dealer?
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>> LANA: Mmm, no, all we've got
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so far is Spyridon Skorpio
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and Conway Stern.
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>> CYRIL: Geez, those are old
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files.
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>> LANA: One of whom we blew
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up, the other of whom's hand we
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gruesomely ripped off.
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>> ARCHER: And both of whom
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bring up extremely uncomfortable
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sexual memories for...
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uh, 40% to 60% of the people in
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this room.
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>> MALORY: Hmph.
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Oh, what about Ray's brother,
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the pot farmer?
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He had lots of guns.
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>> LANA: Yeah, he's doing life
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in prison.
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>> RAY: Now, that's the song
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you should write.
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: Ugh, or maybe
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one about a crippled cyborg, who
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all he did was pussy-ache about
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being a crippled cyborg!
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(Ray cries)
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>> MALORY: Well, keep looking.
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And, Cyril, you've got the
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product under lock and key?
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>> CYRIL: Yup, in the kitchen
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pantry.
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There's no Scrooge McDucky
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vault.
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>> MALORY: No what?
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>> ARCHER: Uh, how about an
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old-timey gymnasium full of
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Indian clubs and medicine balls?
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>> WOODHOUSE: Hello?
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I've finished!
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>> CYRIL: There is one of those.
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>> MALORY: Oh, and it was a good
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idea to lock up all the
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counterfeit money.
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>> CYRIL: Yeah, good job,
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whoever did that.
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>> LANA: Wait, did you not?
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>> CYRIL: Mmm, no, I...
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>> MALORY: What?
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Well, where the hell is it?
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>> PAM: Welp!
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I've got good news and good
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news.
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>> MALORY: Amphetamines?!
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>> PAM: Right?
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And I know it sounds crazy, but
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I like them as much as cocaine.
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>> MALORY: Where did you get
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them?
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>> PAM: Okay, okay, okay, so
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remember how I used to
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drift-race with the Yakuza?
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>> ARCHER: The Yakuza?
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>> PAM: Hai.
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>> MALORY: What, were the
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Hells Angels busy?
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>> PAM: Busy being pussies.
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You know, relatively.
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When compared to the deadly and
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terrible Yakuza.
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>> ARCHER: Yeah, and on a
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related note, Pam, what do you
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think's gonna happen when they
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realize the money is
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counterfeit?
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>> PAM: Oh, my God, right?
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Can you imagine?
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>> LANA: Yes, Pam, we can.
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>> CYRIL: Oh, my God, they chop
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off their own fingers.
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>> MALORY: Do they know how to
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find you?
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>> PAM: Um...
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Well, they know I work at ISIS,
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but that won't do them any good.
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>> MALORY: Well, thank...
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>> PAM: Although...
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Whooooo!
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Domo arigato, fellas.
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Two of them have been
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to my apartment.
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You, too, Ojiisan.
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Or three, or whatever.
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>> ARCHER: Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Can the mind vomit?
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>> PAM: But now I live here,
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so...
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>> MALORY: Well, thank God,
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the...
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>> PAM: Although...
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>> YAKUZA TOUGH: Hmm?
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>> YAKUZA TOUGH 2: Hmm.
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Hmm-hmm.
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Mmm, mm-hmm.
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(laughs)
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>> ARCHER: Ugh, yes, the mind
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can, in fact, vomit.
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(phone ringing)
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(gobbling pills)
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>> PAM: I'm not here.
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(phone ringing)
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>> WOODHOUSE: Oh, dear God.
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Telephone clanging away, and me
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trapped.
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It's a good servant's worst
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nightmare.
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I don't know how this could
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possibly be any wor...
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(doorbell ringing)
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Oh.
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>> KRIEGER: Hey, so, did
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somebody order Chinese?
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>> MALORY: They're Japanese,
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you idiot!
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(groaning)
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>> KRIEGER: Oh, for... I don't
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get all pissy every time
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you mistake a Dutchman
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for a Swede!
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Either time that happened!
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(phone rings)
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: Answer the
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goddamn telephone!
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>> GILLETTE: Now, there's
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your song!
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>> PAM: No!
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>> MALORY: Answer it!
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>> PAM: Make me!
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(sobbing): Holy shitsnacks.
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>> LANA: I will break both of
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your collarbones, and then pull
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them out of your body,
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and then use them to play,
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in its entirety and on your
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head, "Moby Dick."
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>> KRIEGER: Bonham's a pussy.
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>> HOLOGRAM: Maybe you pussy!
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>> LANA: Pam?
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(Pam clears throat)
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>> PAM (posh accent): Hello?
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>> MOTO: Shiro kabocha.
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>> PAM (gasps): It's Mr. Moto!
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>> MOTO: Shiro kabocha,
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I am very ashamed...
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Your new home is so beautiful,
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but I did not bring
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a housewarming gift.
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>> PAM: Hey, you know what?
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Don't even sweat it,
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because... Hmm?
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Hai. Hai.
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Hai. Mm-kay, bye.
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>> ARCHER: Wait-- didn't you
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shoot that guy?
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>> MALORY: Oh, who remembers?
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Well, what did he say?
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>> PAM: Well, he's not happy,
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obviously, and he wants his
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drugs back, and that guy
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who sold 'em to me's not
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gonna be playing the violin any
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time soon.
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>> ARCHER: Because?
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>> PAM: Because a violin would
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probably dissolve in the same
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big drum of acid they dissolved
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that guy in.
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>> ALL: Ew!
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>> LANA: But if all Moto wants
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is his drugs...
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>> MALORY: Then he can give us
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a refund.
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>> LANA: Of worthless
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counterfeit money?
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>> CYRIL: It's not exactly
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worthless.
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The right buyer would probably
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pay about 15 cents on the dollar
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for it.
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Why didn't you say that?!
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>> CYRIL: Uh, I don't know.
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I assumed you knew.
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>> RON: Everybody knows that.
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>> MALORY: Ron?!
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>> LANA: I say screw the money.
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Let's just give Moto his drugs
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and be glad we dodged
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this giant metaphorical bullet.
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>> ARCHER: Hey, and where are we
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on that list?
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>> LANA: Malory?
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>> MALORY: Oh, all right!
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We obviously can't go to war
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with the Yakuza.
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>> ARCHER: Uh, not without
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normal-size, non-metaphorical
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bullets.
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>> MALORY: But, Pam, if there
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ever are any, this comes out
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of your share of the profits.
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(Pam sobs)
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How is that not fair?
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>> PAM: Moto doesn't just want
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the pills...!
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He also wants my
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heh-heh-heh-head!
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Non-metaph-phuh-phuh-phuh-phuh-
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>> ARCHER: ...phorically
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speaking, Pam, we got it.
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>> CYRIL: Wait-- he's still
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gonna kill you?
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>> LANA Even if you give back
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the pills?
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>> PAM: Yes!
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>> LANA: Oh, hey, hey, shh.
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Come on. We're not gonna let the
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Yakuza kill you.
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>> MALORY: Although...
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(Pam sobs loudly)
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: Christ on
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drums, people! What?!
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>> ARCHER: Pam screwed the
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Yakuza out of a million bucks
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of amphetamines, so now they're
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gonna cut her head off.
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: Wait--
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>> RON: You had breakfast here?!
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>> MALORY: Ron!
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>> LANA: And apparently, they've
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got your house completely
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surrounded, so...
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: So call
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the police.
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>> MALORY: Ooh, good idea, and
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when they get here, we can show
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them the drugs we bought
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with the counterfeit money we
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got from selling cocaine.
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Oh, and by the way, Officer,
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there's another 2,000
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pounds of it in the pantry!
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: So, then
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pay them!
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>> MALORY: With what?!
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: $1 million!
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Yes, real dollars.
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Duh, look at my house.
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I bet I got rugs worth a...
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Ugh! Fine, $2 million.
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Okay, $5 million.
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Fine, $10 million!
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$50 million!
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A jillion million!
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Jesus! Be more gross
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and Chinese-y!
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(sad trombone melody plays)
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>> ARCHER (laughs): Been waiting
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forever to use that.
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(Pam sobs)
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>> LANA: Why did you insult him?
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: A, "Chinese-y"
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is not an insult.
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>> ARCHER: Mm, no.
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>> CYRIL: No, it totally is.
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>> RON: Not to a Chinaman.
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: And B,
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which is, like, so un-Chinesey,
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he doesn't even care
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He said it's a debt of honor,
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and it can only be paid with
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Pam's blood. (Pam sobs)
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And since I can't write a
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genre-defining country song
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with you people screaming
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about a horde of Chinese
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daylight vampires, who are
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probably scuttling up the drain
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pipes even as we speak,
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go out there and kill them!
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>> ARCHER: Don't even get me
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started on that.
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>> LANA: How about get started
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on that list?
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>> ARCHER: I'm not
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your secretary, Lana!
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We don't really have weapons
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or ammo.
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: You're
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00:10:58,175 --> 00:10:59,174
shitting me.
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>> ARCHER: Mm, no.
448
00:11:00,210 --> 00:11:01,209
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Ugh!
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>> ARCHER: Whoa, I stand
450
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extremely corrected.
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: Yeah, and
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they're all loaded.
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This was the best house to be a
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kid in.
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>> ARCHER: Mmm, yeah, and so...
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anything post-World War I?
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>> CHERYL/CAROL: I don't know.
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I think Grandpapa lost interest
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once he filled the Museum of
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Natural History with
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dead animals.
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Then he got real big into model
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trains, and then it was a sort
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of very long, sad slide into
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dementia, and ultimately,
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into death.
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And the whole time he was
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screwing the asses off all the
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colored maids. (gasps)
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No, that's a terrible
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country song.
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>> ARCHER: Here's your country
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song right here!
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(mimics wailing guitar solo)
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>> LANA: Have you ever heard
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a country song?
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>> ARCHER: Um, "Danger Zone"?
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>> LANA: Okay, listen up, there
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are way too many windows and
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doors to cover, so we need
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to concentrate on chokepoints.
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(squealing laughter)
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Not that kind of chokepoints.
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Chokepoints as in junctions,
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like the main foyer, the
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kitchen, the top of the
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grand staircase, the...
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>> MALORY: What are you doing?
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Here.
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>> RON: Noop...
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>> MALORY: What do you mean,
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"noop"?
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Take it!
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>> RON: Woman, I am not getting
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in a shootout with the
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goddamn Yakuza because you
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00:12:03,574 --> 00:12:05,273
people decided to steal
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their drugs!
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>> MALORY: Well, I support you
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in your work!
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Not that you ever do any, but...
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>> RON: If you were honest with
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yourself, you would realize
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I have been incredibly
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supportive of you!
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Get arrested for treason,
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I stand by you; become
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a drug dealer, I stand by you.
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Oh-oh-oh! And you don't seem to
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00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,158
mind driving around
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in a new Cadillac, do you?
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>> MALORY: A floor model.
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>> RON: Oh, for...
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(loud crash)
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What the...?
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>> MALORY: Sterling?!
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What in the...?!
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>> MOTO: Hell does he think
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he is doing?
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>> ARCHER: Going Josh Randall on
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these dicks!
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Cheryl, build a fire and get
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some pokers hot!
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(Cheryl/Carol squeals)
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>> LANA: Yeah, great, start
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shooting.
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I can't wait to meet every cop
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in Manhattan.
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>> ARCHER: Ugh, right, damn.
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00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,012
Hey, Carol, you got any
531
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:44,780
old-timey silencers?
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>> LANA: Silence, yes, aspire to
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that while I think of a plan.
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Okay, Cheryl... (glass breaks)
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Goddamn it, Archer!
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>> ARCHER: I didn't do it!
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I was just...
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>> MALORY: Wha... Ron?!
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(Ron groans)
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Ron!
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>> PAM (laughs): Talk about a
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00:13:00,164 --> 00:13:01,463
floor model.
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Oh, come on, we were all
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00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,366
thinking it.
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00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,500
>> ARCHER: Get down!
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(all grunting)
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>> MOTO: Tadashi, what is wrong
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00:13:09,506 --> 00:13:11,139
with you?!
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00:13:11,141 --> 00:13:12,307
You shoot like an old
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blind woman!
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You bring shame on your family!
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00:13:18,148 --> 00:13:20,782
(sad trombone melody plays)
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>> RON: Oh, my God, the
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darkness, babe, I'm slipping
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00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:31,493
into the darkness!
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>> MALORY: They're just
557
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,396
pulling the drapes!
558
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,697
>> RON: Still, though... (gasps)
559
00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:36,698
And what is this?
560
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,499
An ocelot pelt?!
561
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:38,233
>> ARCHER: Wait, what?!
562
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,234
>> MALORY: It was all
563
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:39,901
I could find!
564
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:40,836
>> ARCHER: Oh, my God,
565
00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:41,670
if that's Babou...!
566
00:13:41,672 --> 00:13:42,571
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Ugh, I wish.
567
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:43,538
He's around here somewhere,
568
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:44,706
either puking or pissing on
569
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,575
something I care about.
570
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:47,576
>> LANA: Hey, so...
571
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:48,577
Ron's gonna die?
572
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:49,578
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Wait, Ron's
573
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,579
gonna die?!
574
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:51,880
>> RON: Aah, the darkness!
575
00:13:51,882 --> 00:13:53,181
>> LANA: Especially if he goes
576
00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:54,349
into shock, which is why I'm
577
00:13:54,351 --> 00:13:55,584
speaking quietly.
578
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:56,718
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Smart.
579
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,753
>> LANA: We have to get him to a
580
00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:58,754
hospital, so are you sure
581
00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:00,255
there's no other way out of here
582
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,256
besides the front door?
583
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:02,257
Like, maybe a helicopter pad,
584
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,258
or...?
585
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,259
>> CHERYL/CAROL: The only thing
586
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,260
I can think of is all the
587
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,261
secret tunnels.
588
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,262
(Lana swallows)
589
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,563
>> LANA: I'm sorry?
590
00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:09,564
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Yeah, they go
591
00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:10,565
everywhere.
592
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:11,566
My... I want to say my
593
00:14:11,568 --> 00:14:12,868
great-great-great-uncle?
594
00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,269
He built them trying to tap into
595
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,437
the Underground Railroad.
596
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,438
>> LANA: Wait, did he think it
597
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,439
was literally...?
598
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,440
>> CHERYL/CAROL: A subterranean
599
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:19,574
railroad, yeah, so...
600
00:14:19,576 --> 00:14:20,776
>> PAM: So why'd he build a
601
00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:21,777
bunch of tunnels?
602
00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:22,778
>> CHERYL/CAROL: To capture
603
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,779
runaway slaves and sell them
604
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,380
back to their rightful owners.
605
00:14:25,382 --> 00:14:26,748
>> PAM: Wow.
606
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:27,783
>> LANA: Ugh, whatever, can
607
00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:28,784
we...?
608
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:29,951
>> CHERYL/CAROL: I want to say
609
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,386
his plan was to dress like a
610
00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:32,788
ghost?
611
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,422
>> LANA: Can we get Ron
612
00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:36,391
to a hospital?
613
00:14:36,393 --> 00:14:37,392
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Oh, totally.
614
00:14:37,394 --> 00:14:40,228
And then this one here goes all
615
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:41,630
the way up to Lenox Hill
616
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:42,631
Hospital.
617
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:43,632
>> LANA: Jesus, that's like a
618
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:44,633
mile.
619
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:45,734
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Yeah, you don't
620
00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:47,302
want to walk that, so I'd come
621
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,771
up around here and get a cab.
622
00:14:49,773 --> 00:14:51,406
That'll be way quicker.
623
00:14:51,408 --> 00:14:53,408
Plus I bet there's mole people.
624
00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:54,476
>> CYRIL: Okay, I think her
625
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:55,811
point was, with all this, your
626
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:57,312
great-whatever uncle must have
627
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,580
really wanted to catch some
628
00:14:58,582 --> 00:14:59,581
slaves.
629
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:00,582
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Oh, it
630
00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:01,616
bankrupted him, and the crazy
631
00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:04,286
part, is this was, like, 1890.
632
00:15:04,288 --> 00:15:05,787
>> MALORY: Will you hurry up?
633
00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:06,788
We're losing him.
634
00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:07,823
(Ron moans)
635
00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:09,257
>> ARCHER: Ron, shut up!
636
00:15:09,259 --> 00:15:10,258
Okay, Carol, you know the
637
00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:11,493
tunnels, you lead the group.
638
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,494
Cyril and Pam, you carry Ron.
639
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,495
Lana...
640
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,496
>> PAM: Why do I have to carry
641
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,497
him?
642
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,498
>> ARCHER: Because remember
643
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,499
before when this whole goddamn
644
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:18,600
thing was your fault?!
645
00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:19,601
>> PAM: Just asking.
646
00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:20,602
>> ARCHER: Lana and Mother, you
647
00:15:20,604 --> 00:15:21,603
should go with them, because my
648
00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:22,938
plan may not work.
649
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:23,939
>> MALORY: What plan?
650
00:15:23,941 --> 00:15:24,940
>> ARCHER: Okay, this tunnel
651
00:15:24,942 --> 00:15:26,508
here tees into a utility tunnel
652
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,809
right in front of the house.
653
00:15:27,811 --> 00:15:28,844
>> LANA: So...?
654
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,312
>> ARCHER: So I need my slightly
655
00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:31,346
darker-black black suit.
656
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,849
Woodhouse!
657
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:35,450
Goddamn it, where the hell
658
00:15:35,452 --> 00:15:36,451
is he?
659
00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:38,486
>> WOODHOUSE: Slowly dying, for
660
00:15:38,488 --> 00:15:40,989
all anyone cares.
661
00:15:40,991 --> 00:15:42,624
But the saddest part is
662
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:45,026
no one does.
663
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,328
>> ARCHER: Oh, who cares?
664
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,329
(Ron moans)
665
00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:48,463
>> PAM: Aw, quit your literal
666
00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:49,698
bellyaching.
667
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,699
>> LANA: Yeah, I'm staying.
668
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:51,800
Because if your plan is what I
669
00:15:51,802 --> 00:15:53,001
think it is, you are totally
670
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:54,703
gonna need rescuing.
671
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,804
>> ARCHER: No, I'm not, Lana, so
672
00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:57,639
shut your dicktrap.
673
00:15:57,641 --> 00:15:58,874
(laughs)
674
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,976
But if I do, I-I apologize for
675
00:16:00,978 --> 00:16:03,378
that remark, and ask that you
676
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,713
definitely do rescue me.
677
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,314
Or avenge me as appropriate.
678
00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:07,315
>> MALORY: That's it, I'm
679
00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:08,316
staying, too.
680
00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:09,317
>> RON: What?
681
00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:10,385
You're picking him over me?
682
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,386
>> MALORY: Oh, for... It's not a
683
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,554
competition, Ron!
684
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,822
He's my child.
685
00:16:13,824 --> 00:16:15,357
But seriously?
686
00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:16,358
A floor model?
687
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,359
>> RON: Aw!
688
00:16:17,361 --> 00:16:18,560
What are you people, hourly?
689
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:19,728
Let's go here.
690
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:20,862
(moaning)
691
00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:22,898
(Archer chuckling)
692
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,065
>> LANA (sighs): Are you
693
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,066
laughing at "dicktrap"?
694
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,334
(Archer laughs loudly)
695
00:16:26,336 --> 00:16:27,569
>> ARCHER: Uh-huh, but
696
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:28,837
seriously, though, if it comes
697
00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:30,672
down to it, please do rescue me.
698
00:16:30,674 --> 00:16:31,740
>> PAM: Okay!
699
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:32,741
Sorry!
700
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:33,742
I'm walking backwards here.
701
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:34,910
>> RON: God, you're killing me
702
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,044
here is what you're doing.
703
00:16:36,046 --> 00:16:37,846
>> CYRIL: Just try to stay calm.
704
00:16:37,848 --> 00:16:38,847
>> CHERYL/CAROL: Yeah, chill
705
00:16:38,849 --> 00:16:40,415
out, Ray got shot in the stomach
706
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,751
and he's, like, totally fine.
707
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:43,752
(snoring)
708
00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,353
(groans)
709
00:16:45,355 --> 00:16:47,022
(snoring)
710
00:16:47,024 --> 00:16:48,023
>> CYRIL: Here we go, stepping
711
00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:49,357
it up! Hey-oh!
712
00:16:49,359 --> 00:16:50,759
(Ron yelling)
713
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:51,927
>> ARCHER: Jesus, Ron, man up.
714
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,762
I've been shot...
715
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,364
holy shit, 26 times?
716
00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:57,732
Can't be good for me.
717
00:16:57,734 --> 00:16:58,733
I mean, in gangster movies,
718
00:16:58,735 --> 00:16:59,734
they're always like...
719
00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:00,735
"He got a bad case of
720
00:17:00,737 --> 00:17:02,070
lead poisoning, see!"
721
00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:03,738
But think about it, every
722
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,073
bullet's got to leave at least a
723
00:17:05,075 --> 00:17:06,541
teeny bit of residual lead in
724
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:07,709
your body, right?
725
00:17:07,711 --> 00:17:09,444
Shit.
726
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,612
By the time I'm 60, I bet I'll
727
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,881
be mad as a goddamn hatter.
728
00:17:12,883 --> 00:17:15,450
(grunts)
729
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,451
>> LANA: I don't believe it.
730
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,452
He made it.
731
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,453
>> MALORY: You never give him
732
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,721
enough credit.
733
00:17:19,723 --> 00:17:20,889
And honestly, not your best
734
00:17:20,891 --> 00:17:22,424
trait.
735
00:17:22,426 --> 00:17:23,458
You may want to work on that,
736
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,893
since you'll be a mother soon.
737
00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:26,061
Unless...
738
00:17:26,063 --> 00:17:27,595
well, I suppose that all depends
739
00:17:27,597 --> 00:17:29,130
on what kind of mother you want
740
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,700
to be.
741
00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:36,071
>> ARCHER: Uh...
742
00:17:36,073 --> 00:17:37,806
Konnichiwa?
743
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:38,807
Hmm?
744
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,575
The door-san?
745
00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:41,977
(man grunts)
746
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,144
Thanks, Kato!
747
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,714
(both grunting)
748
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,817
(Moto yells in Japanese)
749
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,585
>> MOTO: Yoshi!
750
00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:51,820
(yells)
751
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,655
>> ARCHER: I'm sorry, uh, Yoshi
752
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:54,823
is indisposed.
753
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:55,824
>> MOTO: You!
754
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,425
>> ARCHER: Me.
755
00:17:57,427 --> 00:17:59,094
Scrooch!
756
00:17:59,096 --> 00:18:00,662
>> MOTO: You must know...
757
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,430
>> ARCHER: Hang on.
758
00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:03,431
(coughs)
759
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,432
Oh, God.
760
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:05,433
Sorry, I don't want to get a
761
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:06,434
dry socket.
762
00:18:06,436 --> 00:18:07,669
>> MOTO: You must know that even
763
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,005
if you kill me, the Yakuza will
764
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,606
never forgive this debt of
765
00:18:11,608 --> 00:18:12,607
honor.
766
00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:13,608
They will kill...
767
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:14,676
(yells)
768
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:15,844
>> ARCHER: Right?
769
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,512
That's so bad for your ears.
770
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,014
But I get it, the Bushido code,
771
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,615
the whole Japanese thing, I get
772
00:18:20,617 --> 00:18:21,683
it, but...
773
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:22,684
>> MOTO: What do you know about
774
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:23,818
being Japanese?
775
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:24,953
>> ARCHER: I guess only the
776
00:18:24,955 --> 00:18:26,154
clichés, really.
777
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:28,023
Karaoke, pachinko, subway
778
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,024
frottage...
779
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,025
>> MOTO: Enough!
780
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:31,526
>> ARCHER: Hang on.
781
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,527
Uh, tentacle porn, uh...
782
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,795
>> MOTO: Enough!
783
00:18:33,797 --> 00:18:34,829
>> ARCHER: Hang on!
784
00:18:34,831 --> 00:18:36,164
Those vending machines that sell
785
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,699
used schoolgirl panties.
786
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,967
Okay, done.
787
00:18:38,969 --> 00:18:40,201
Now, here's what I propose.
788
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,203
>> MOTO: You dare to propose...
789
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,805
>> ARCHER: I swear to God I can
790
00:18:43,807 --> 00:18:44,973
do that all day.
791
00:18:44,975 --> 00:18:46,641
I mean, to me, it sounds like
792
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:48,176
bubble wrap.
793
00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:50,845
>> MOTO: What is your proposal?
794
00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:52,013
>> ARCHER: I know the Yakuza
795
00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:53,148
will hunt us down forever, but I
796
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,183
bet ycan forgive the debt of
797
00:18:55,185 --> 00:18:56,651
honor, right?
798
00:18:56,653 --> 00:18:57,719
>> MOTO: Only if blood has been
799
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:58,720
shed.
800
00:18:58,722 --> 00:18:59,721
>> ARCHER: Well, my stepfa...
801
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,222
my mother's husband is about a
802
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,991
quart low-- you shot him.
803
00:19:02,993 --> 00:19:04,526
So I'm thinking you take back
804
00:19:04,528 --> 00:19:05,994
all... well, almost all the
805
00:19:05,996 --> 00:19:07,495
pills-- Pam ate a bunch, and I'm
806
00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:08,830
not gonna lie to you, I had a
807
00:19:08,832 --> 00:19:11,066
couple, or six-- plus you keep
808
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,567
the counterfeit million.
809
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,835
>> MOTO: But...
810
00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:14,836
>> ARCHER: Plus if you don't,
811
00:19:14,838 --> 00:19:15,837
I'll kill you.
812
00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:16,838
Probably should have led with
813
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,839
that.
814
00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:19,007
(Moto grunts)
815
00:19:19,009 --> 00:19:20,842
>> MOTO: I must accept.
816
00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:23,044
But I cannot lose mentsu.
817
00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:24,913
What you call "face."
818
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:26,247
My men must think this was my
819
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,016
decision.
820
00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:29,184
That you somehow
821
00:19:29,186 --> 00:19:30,885
"sweetened the deal."
822
00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:32,020
>> ARCHER (yawns): Well, at this
823
00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:33,688
point, the reds are wearing off
824
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,023
and the bourbon's kicking in,
825
00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:36,858
so, uh, you can pretty much name
826
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,193
it.
827
00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:40,929
(Moto grunts)
828
00:19:46,035 --> 00:19:48,603
(Moto speaking Japanese)
829
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:52,707
(Archer laughs)
830
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,576
>> ARCHER: That is so true.
831
00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:55,777
>> MALORY: That was Cyril.
832
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,245
Ron's in surgery, but the bullet
833
00:19:57,247 --> 00:19:58,713
missed everything, and his
834
00:19:58,715 --> 00:19:59,747
prognosis is excellent.
835
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>> LANA: Oh, my God, that's
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great, so...
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>> ARCHER: So win-win!
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>> MALORY: Wha..? Win-win?
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>> ARCHER: Ow!
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>> LANA: Malory.
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>> MALORY: A gut-shot husband
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and an idiot son who just
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gave away $5 million
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worth of cocaine?
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I call that a lose-lose-lose!
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(sad trombone melody begins)
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(melody abruptly stops)
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(Archer laughing)
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What could possibly
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be funny?
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>> ARCHER (laughing): The phone!
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It was Woodhouse's!
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Captioned by
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Media Access Group at WGBH
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access.wgbh.org
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>> MAN: Made... in Georgia.
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