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[SIRENS WAILING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Greetings, Bat fans.
This is Batman.
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And Robin, the Boy Wonder.
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And me too, Bat-Mite.
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Welcoming you to The New
Adventures of Batman.
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Watch us wage our
never-ending battle
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of good versus evil.
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ROBIN: Ride with us, as we chase
the greatest array of villains
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the world has ever seen.
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Proving that crime
does not pay.
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BATMAN: Get set for
thrills and action.
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Join me, Batman.
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And me, Robin the Boy Wonder.
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And Batgirl.
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And me too, Bat-Mite.
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In the super New
Adventures of Batman.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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JOKER: Well done, Giggles.
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That's a good hyena.
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[LAUGHING]
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Yes sir, there's nothing
like the sound of laughter
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to make a house a home.
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[LAUGHS]
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What's this?
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Ooooh, what funtastic news.
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[LAUGHS]
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Giggles, my boy, we're
going to be rich.
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Rich beyond our
wildest dreams.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[♪♪♪]
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Set point, Dickie boy.
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Service.
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[BUZZING]
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Nice shot.
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I was lucky to win that one.
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You're getting tough, Dick.
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Are you really gonna
hold me to our bet?
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I sure am.
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You're cooking all the meals
for a whole week, my boy.
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Which reminds me, I'm starving.
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What's for dinner?
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What else?
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My specialty.
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Not peanut butter
and sardine pie?
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That's the one.
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I'm glad we didn't
play winner take all.
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[BEEPING]
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Bruce. The Bat-signal!
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The commissioner wants us.
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To the Batcave!
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[♪♪♪]
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Hold it, Robin.
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What's wrong, Batman?
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Someone's been
snooping around here.
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You don't think it's--?
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BAT-MITE: Hello,
hello, Dynamic Duo!
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Alright, where
are you, Bat-Mite?
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Ta-da!
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[SIGHS]
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Bat-Mite, I
thought we told you
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to stay in your own world
and out of our hair.
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I tried.
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I really did,
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but it was dreadfully boring.
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Besides, you need my
help to fight evil.
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Three's a crowd, Bat-Mite.
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But-- But all I
wanna do is help.
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Let's face it, Bat-Mite:
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You're a nice guy, but
you're also a royal pain.
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All right, I'm
going. I'm going.
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I know when I'm not wanted.
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Think we were a little
hard on him, Batman.
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Don't worry. He'll
be back soon enough.
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Come on, we'd better see
what the commissioner wants.
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[REVS ENGINE]
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ROBIN: Poor Bat-Mite
was really disappointed.
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Relax, Boy Wonder.
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It's better that
he stays behind.
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But not too far behind.
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[GIGGLING]
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This videotape
cassette just arrived.
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I-- I think you two
better take a look.
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[LAUGHING]
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The Joker!
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Greetings, Batbrain
and Boy Blunder.
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[LAUGHING]
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This evening, at
precisely 7 o'clock,
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I, the notorious Joker, will
stage the biggest rip-off
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in the history
of Gotham City.
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[LAUGHING]
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And I will do it
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right under your very noses,
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Batman and Robin.
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[LAUGHING]
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Doesn't he know it's
not polite to point?
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And since you'll need all
the help you can get,
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remember this clue:
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Oil and water don't mix.
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[LAUGHS]
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Do you have any idea
what the Joker's up to?
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Not yet, commissioner, but we--
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I know.
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I know, I know,
I know, I know.
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The Joker's clue, oil
and water don't mix,
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is full-- Is full
of hidden meanings.
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Good, good. Like what?
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Well, how should I know?
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He's the brains of the outfit.
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[SIGHS]
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We'll get right on
it, commissioner.
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Let's go, Robin.
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We have less than an hour
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to figure out what
the Joker's up to.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, wait for me!
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I fed the Bat-computer
everything in our crime file
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on the Joker, Batman.
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Well, if you want my opinion--
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That's just it. We
don't want your opinion.
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Now, the best way
you can help us,
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is not to help us.
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But-- Don't call
us. We'll call you.
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There's not much here, Batman.
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I'm afraid our investigation's
running out of gas already.
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Gas!
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Robin, that's it!
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Look at this:
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ROBIN: "Scientist to unveil
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amazing new car tonight."
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"Professor Julius
Erwin will demonstrate
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"his revolutionary new car
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"that runs on water
instead of gasoline,
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at 7 o'clock this evening
at the Convention Center."
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I don't get it.
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What is gasoline made from?
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Oil.
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Hey, well, the Joker's clue:
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Oil and water don't mix.
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He was talking about that car.
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Right, old chum.
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I'll alert the commissioner.
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All right, I'll capture
the Joker myself.
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Now, which button
do I push first?
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Eeny, meeny, miney, Mite!
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[♪♪♪]
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Oops! Wrong button.
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[CRASHING]
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The Batmobile.
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Talk to you later,
commissioner.
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Clear the way!
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Bungling baloney, Bat-Mite!
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Come back here.
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This will stop him, Robin.
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All I wanted to do was help.
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I know, Bat-Mite, but
unless you stop interfering
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we'll never catch the Joker.
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What are you trying to
tell me, Caped Crusaders?
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We'll catch the Joker
without your help.
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Do you understand?
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[♪♪♪]
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Professor Erwin
is due any moment.
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He's scheduled to
give a short speech,
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then demonstrate the car.
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That's probably when the
Joker will make his move.
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My men are ready.
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Here comes the professor.
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Thank you, ladies and
gentlemen, and honored guests.
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Today marks a major milestone
in automotive history.
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Here sits a car
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that will run perfectly
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on nothing more
than plain water.
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[♪♪♪]
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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Commissioner, I've heard
the professor speak before,
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and there's something
different about his voice.
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PROFESSOR [ON MONITOR]: And now I will
personally demonstrate my invention.
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First, we fill the power
cell with ordinary tap water.
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Robin, zoom in on the
professor's hand with Camera 3.
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I'm zooming.
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Jumpin' jewelry, Batman!
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That ring-- It's the Joker's!
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Let's clinch this
car caper, Robin!
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[♪♪♪]
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Batman and Robin!
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Holy goof-ups, Bat-Mite.
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You just blew
our sneak attack.
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I spotted him first.
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He's mine. He's mi--
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Help!
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Yeeowwwww!
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So long, Dynamic Dud-os!
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[LAUGHING]
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Too bad your little
friend decided to drop in.
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[LAUGHS]
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BAT-MITE: Look out!
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Batman, you saved my life.
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We all have our weak moments.
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We found the real professor
tied up in that shed.
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You have to get
my invention back.
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It's not perfected yet, and
under certain conditions
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it can explode with the
force of a nuclear bomb.
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Smokin' smithereens!
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What kind of conditions?
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That's just it.
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When the Joker grabbed me,
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I got bumped on the head,
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and now I-- I can't remember.
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[♪♪♪]
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The Joker could've hidden that
car anywhere in Gotham City.
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That's a lot of
territory to search.
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We have to warn everyone.
The whole city's in danger.
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I'm afraid that would only
result in mass panic, professor.
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Somehow we've got to locate
the Joker and your car
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before it's too late.
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The only question is:
Where do we start?
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JOKER [ON MONITOR]:
Greetings,
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citizens of Gotham City.
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[LAUGHS]
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The Joker.
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BATMAN: He must be jamming
every TV set in town.
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[WHISTLES]
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Come and get me,
boys. Ha, ha, ha.
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Why, that's our
parking lot out back!
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[♪♪♪]
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[LAUGHS]
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When I fill her up,
I don't mess around.
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But now I present my
new AquaCar! Ha, ha.
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It's an idea that
really holds water.
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[LAUGHS]
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And I'll sell it to
the highest bidder!
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[LAUGHS]
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I've always said you
coppers are all wet.
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[LAUGHING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Give us the car, Joker.
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Only for a price,
Caped Creeps.
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[LAUGHS]
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Then here's our down payment.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Now who's laughing, Joker?
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Hey, wait, Batman. I'll help.
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BAT-MITE: I'll stop him.
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Batman, duck.
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Whose side is he on, anyway?
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I dunno, but he's
wearing our colors.
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All I wanted to do was help.
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COMMISSIONER: Please
think hard, professor.
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Try once more to remember.
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What is it that might
trigger your car to explode?
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I'm sorry, I just don't...
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Wait a minute!
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It has something
to do with salt.
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Now I remember. Salt.
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Salt?
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Salt?
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Okay, thanks, commissioner.
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Salt?
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Keep talking, professor.
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If salt contaminates
my car's power unit,
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it will reverse polarity.
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00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,501
And...?
265
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,337
And the car will
begin converting
266
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,807
all the water near
it into energy,
267
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:37,842
until it explodes.
268
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,344
The more water, the
bigger the explosion, eh?
269
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,247
Commissioner, bring Professor
Erwin to the waterfront
270
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,682
as fast as you can.
271
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,584
Robin, if our hunch about
Joker's location is right,
272
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,521
we don't have much time
to head off a disaster.
273
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,190
We'll have to
surround the harbor.
274
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,191
Take the Batboat.
275
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,792
I'll meet you with
the Batmobile.
276
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,393
I'm on my way, Batman.
277
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,031
[♪♪♪]
278
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,347
BAT-MITE: Guess who?
279
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,654
Bat-Mite!
280
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,722
Aww, you peeked.
281
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,257
Never mind that.
282
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:32,096
You've caused us enough
trouble, so buzz off.
283
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,098
[SOBBING]
284
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,435
Hey, you don't have
to cry about it.
285
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,904
I can't help it.
286
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,672
Nobody wants me around.
287
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,607
That's because
you never listen.
288
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,477
We have to find the professor's
car before it explodes,
289
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,645
and we can't afford
any more foul-ups!
290
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,517
Come on, don't take it so hard.
291
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,055
Okay, okay.
292
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,292
You can stay on one
condition. All right!
293
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,962
Promise me you'll sit still
and not touch a thing.
294
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,097
I promise.
295
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,098
On, James.
296
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,688
Okay, Bat-Mite, you stay
here and keep quiet.
297
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,457
I'm gonna take a look around.
298
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,272
Aww, what'll it hurt
299
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,574
just to sneak one
eensy-teensy little peek?
300
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,213
Robin?
301
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,015
R-Ro-- Robin?
302
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,218
[GASPS]
303
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,220
[LAUGHS]
304
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,692
[JOKER LAUGHING]
305
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,362
So with a ridiculous
getup like that,
306
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,197
you can only be the Bat-Mite.
307
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,932
[LAUGHS]
308
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,635
And the Dynamic Do-Nothings
can't be far behind.
309
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:19,636
[LAUGHS]
310
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,707
Come, Giggles.
311
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:30,514
We're going to give them
a little surprise party.
312
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,515
[LAUGHS]
313
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,252
[LAUGHS]
314
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,425
Go ahead and laugh. I'm
gonna warn Batman and Robin.
315
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,460
You'll see.
316
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,564
Uh-oh, I forgot...
317
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,933
steel is the one
thing that stops me.
318
00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,910
Hey!
319
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,279
[LAUGHS]
320
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,781
Welcome aboard, Boy Blunder.
321
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,518
Joker, you have to give
up the professor's car.
322
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,752
It's going to explode!
323
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,855
Sure, sure, and
I'm Santa Claus.
324
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,392
[LAUGHS]
325
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,360
[LAUGHING]
326
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:18,829
Give that back.
327
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,399
[CLEARING THROAT]
328
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,699
[AS ROBIN] Robin to Batman.
329
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,068
Come in, Batman.
330
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,736
Go ahead, Robin.
331
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,271
I've located the Joker.
332
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,140
Pier 7. Berth 2.
333
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,641
Nice going, Boy Wonder.
334
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,642
See ya there.
335
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,676
I'll be waiting.
336
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,677
[LAUGHS]
337
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,949
[LAUGHING]
338
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,125
[SIREN WAILING]
339
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,161
Batman!
340
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,663
Commissioner, we've found
the Joker at Pier 7.
341
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,165
The salt air.
342
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,868
That makes the danger
even greater, Batman.
343
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:01,272
The more water, the
bigger the explosion.
344
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,140
That's what I was afraid of.
345
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,176
The waterfront is the
worst possible place
346
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,910
for the Joker to hide the car.
347
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:13,784
I have to warn Batman that he's
walking into a trap, but how?
348
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,153
I don't know, but you'd
better do it fast...
349
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,322
before this car explodes.
350
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,323
Huh?
351
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,260
Holy nuclear time bomb.
352
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,835
Robin's Batring signal.
353
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,206
Something's up, and it's
going to be me in the Batgyro.
354
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,015
[LAUGHS]
355
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,684
Here comes the
Batmobile now, Giggles.
356
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:51,722
In a minute, we'll have
that Caped Creep caught.
357
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,023
[LAUGHS]
358
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,494
Wait a minute.
359
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,229
Where's Batman?
360
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,864
BATMAN: Right
behind you, Joker.
361
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:06,837
Up you go.
362
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,040
No fair, Batman.
363
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,041
No fair.
364
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,612
Come on, professor.
365
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,880
Let's find that car of
yours before it's too late.
366
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,554
Robin.
367
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:27,891
Get out, Batman.
368
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,060
Save yourselves while you can.
369
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,734
Professor, how do you
shut this car down?
370
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,103
Professor!
371
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,172
There--
372
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,173
There's a fuse box
373
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,107
on the right side
of the engine.
374
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,743
There's a trip
switch at the bottom.
375
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,818
We have a lot of
hot water here.
376
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,820
Anyone for tea?
377
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,923
[♪♪♪]
378
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:06,463
ROBIN: Well, here's
my special supper.
379
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,399
Just in time for breakfast.
380
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,600
That's okay, Robbsie.
381
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,801
I'm starving.
382
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,771
Well?
383
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,276
I think the sardines
add a certain tang
384
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,277
to the peanut butter.
385
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,150
Hey, where'd he go?
386
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,285
Never mind him.
387
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,986
Dish me up some of
that, will you, Robin?
388
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,323
Sure, but I thought
you didn't like it.
389
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:35,125
Listen, anything that
gets rid of Bat-Mite,
390
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,694
I love!
391
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,662
Ugh.
392
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,664
[LAUGHS] [CHUCKLES]
393
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:45,803
COMPUTER: Bat-message.
394
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,104
Some people never learn.
395
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:50,207
But Professor Erwin certainly
learned something today.
396
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,943
He was so worried about looking
good in front of others,
397
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:57,114
he presented a car to the public
that he knew was dangerous.
398
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,348
Right.
399
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,483
And he learned the most
important lesson of all:
400
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,453
It's not what other people
think about us that's important,
401
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:06,757
what's important is
doing what is right.
402
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,727
I learned a lot too,
Caped Crusaders.
403
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,362
Next time Robin cooks
supper, I'm eating out.
404
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,666
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