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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,212 --> 00:00:03,145 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 2 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,413 ADULT MARK: Our family didn't like to talk about the past. 3 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:06,548 Pop? 4 00:00:06,584 --> 00:00:08,384 Uh, when did your father die? 5 00:00:08,386 --> 00:00:11,220 Uh, 1896. 6 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:13,522 He drowned when I was two. 7 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,357 He was a whaler. 8 00:00:15,359 --> 00:00:17,526 The whale won. 9 00:00:17,595 --> 00:00:20,362 ADULT MARK: Mostly because there wasn't much good to talk about. 10 00:00:20,431 --> 00:00:21,630 And his father? 11 00:00:21,632 --> 00:00:23,398 Drowned. 12 00:00:23,468 --> 00:00:24,566 And his? 13 00:00:24,602 --> 00:00:26,035 Lost at sea. 14 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:27,436 Why? 15 00:00:27,438 --> 00:00:29,638 It's homework. We have to do a family tree. 16 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,641 Good God, what would you want to do a family tree for? 17 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:34,843 You spend all that time and money trying to find out 18 00:00:34,879 --> 00:00:36,879 where you came from, and then you spend twice as much 19 00:00:37,014 --> 00:00:38,347 trying to cover it all back up again! 20 00:00:38,482 --> 00:00:40,115 ADULT MARK: The only time my parents looked back 21 00:00:40,151 --> 00:00:41,450 was to toss some salt over their shoulder. 22 00:00:41,585 --> 00:00:42,818 Oh, Mom? 23 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:46,322 When did your mother die? 24 00:00:46,324 --> 00:00:48,857 It's not nice to talk about the dead. 25 00:00:48,893 --> 00:00:50,693 I'm going to bed. 26 00:00:50,828 --> 00:00:52,394 What? 27 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:53,595 POP: Sorry, son. 28 00:00:53,664 --> 00:00:55,931 Our family tree is more like a shrub. 29 00:00:55,967 --> 00:00:58,467 - An over-watered one at that. - [PHONE RINGS] 30 00:00:58,469 --> 00:01:01,203 MIKE SR.: Good God, who's calling the house at this hour? 31 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:03,873 POP: See, the Critches were fishermen from Liverpool. 32 00:01:04,008 --> 00:01:07,042 Now, my brother Moses, he didn't drown! 33 00:01:07,078 --> 00:01:08,844 He died of TB. 34 00:01:08,846 --> 00:01:10,345 - POP: Put that in there. - MARK: Yeah. 35 00:01:10,414 --> 00:01:11,547 POP: That's important. 36 00:01:11,682 --> 00:01:13,749 What's that again? 37 00:01:13,751 --> 00:01:14,950 Brendan... ? 38 00:01:14,952 --> 00:01:16,551 Oh? 39 00:01:16,587 --> 00:01:18,254 ADULT MARK: Uncle Brendan was a travelling salesman. 40 00:01:18,389 --> 00:01:19,721 He was always in trouble. 41 00:01:19,723 --> 00:01:21,090 What's he done now? 42 00:01:21,225 --> 00:01:23,225 It's not the police, is it? 43 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,095 Oh, it's probably somebody looking for money. 44 00:01:26,097 --> 00:01:28,663 ADULT MARK: But he was still Pop's favourite. 45 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:30,032 Just say he isn't here. 46 00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:31,066 He isn't here! 47 00:01:31,202 --> 00:01:33,369 Ah, look, I haven't seen Brendan in... 48 00:01:33,504 --> 00:01:35,471 Let me have that again? 49 00:01:35,473 --> 00:01:38,107 [INDECIPHERABLE VOICE ON PHONE] 50 00:01:38,242 --> 00:01:40,642 Oh, uh... 51 00:01:40,711 --> 00:01:42,978 Okay, well, thanks for letting us know. 52 00:01:43,047 --> 00:01:45,247 Goodbye. 53 00:01:45,382 --> 00:01:46,649 Well, what is it? 54 00:01:46,651 --> 00:01:49,317 What's the trouble the boy's got into now? 55 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:53,856 He's dead. 56 00:01:53,858 --> 00:01:56,058 ? 57 00:01:56,193 --> 00:01:57,526 Wha... ? 58 00:01:57,661 --> 00:02:00,729 ? 59 00:02:00,731 --> 00:02:03,131 ADULT MARK: My family tree was losing leaves 60 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:05,734 like it was the windiest day in Autumn. 61 00:02:05,736 --> 00:02:09,204 ? 62 00:02:09,207 --> 00:02:13,008 ? 63 00:02:13,077 --> 00:02:15,978 ? 64 00:02:16,524 --> 00:02:18,891 ADULT MARK: The Critch family plot was close to bursting, 65 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,326 but there was just enough room for uncle Brendan 66 00:02:21,328 --> 00:02:23,796 to slip in like the missing piece of a puzzle. 67 00:02:23,798 --> 00:02:26,765 MARY: Mike... shouldn't somebody say something? 68 00:02:36,343 --> 00:02:39,011 Uncle Brendan... 69 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,947 Uncle Brendan was, um... 70 00:02:45,253 --> 00:02:48,020 He was... 71 00:02:48,089 --> 00:02:51,023 ? 72 00:02:51,158 --> 00:02:52,224 ADULT MARK: Try as I might, 73 00:02:52,359 --> 00:02:54,026 I just couldn't make the tears come. 74 00:02:54,028 --> 00:02:57,496 And try as he might, my brother just couldn't stop them. 75 00:02:57,631 --> 00:02:59,365 ? 76 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,934 Come on. 77 00:03:01,936 --> 00:03:03,869 I just spoke to Bucky. 78 00:03:03,871 --> 00:03:07,305 He tells me that the grave is packed tight. 79 00:03:07,341 --> 00:03:09,575 The only way we're gonna get poor Brendan in there 80 00:03:09,644 --> 00:03:11,577 is if we stick him in sideways. 81 00:03:11,646 --> 00:03:12,711 Good God! 82 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:14,646 Shh, keep it down! 83 00:03:14,715 --> 00:03:18,116 Geez. 84 00:03:18,118 --> 00:03:21,720 I always thought that I'd be in there alongside your mother. 85 00:03:21,789 --> 00:03:23,922 What about me? 86 00:03:24,058 --> 00:03:26,258 This is not about you. 87 00:03:26,393 --> 00:03:28,460 This is about me! 88 00:03:28,496 --> 00:03:31,864 [CRYING IN BACKGROUND] 89 00:03:35,002 --> 00:03:37,135 You go ahead, Dad. I'll make sure it's done. 90 00:03:37,205 --> 00:03:38,504 You sure? 91 00:03:38,506 --> 00:03:40,673 Yeah. 92 00:03:40,675 --> 00:03:43,408 All right, everyone. Nothing to see here. 93 00:03:43,410 --> 00:03:46,578 Got some tiny sandwiches up at the house. 94 00:03:46,581 --> 00:03:48,280 ALICE: Come on, girl. 95 00:03:48,282 --> 00:03:51,483 We checks in on our crowd before we goes. 96 00:03:53,654 --> 00:03:57,489 ? 97 00:03:57,491 --> 00:03:59,758 BUCKY: Well, Mike, b'y. 98 00:03:59,893 --> 00:04:03,095 Hard losing a brother, eh? 99 00:04:03,164 --> 00:04:06,498 You must be torn apart. 100 00:04:06,567 --> 00:04:08,233 Hm. 101 00:04:08,236 --> 00:04:11,236 ? 102 00:04:11,272 --> 00:04:14,506 ADULT MARK: A cemetery trip was a family archivist's dream. 103 00:04:14,508 --> 00:04:17,676 I couldn't see the forest for the family trees. 104 00:04:17,678 --> 00:04:19,511 MARK: Uh, Mom? 105 00:04:19,647 --> 00:04:20,846 MARY: Yes, my love? 106 00:04:20,981 --> 00:04:23,581 Where's my grandmother? Her name's not on here. 107 00:04:23,718 --> 00:04:25,650 Why would her name be there? She's not... 108 00:04:25,652 --> 00:04:28,586 Say a prayer, Alice. You'll be in there soon enough. 109 00:04:28,623 --> 00:04:30,122 [SOBBING] 110 00:04:30,124 --> 00:04:31,990 They just never added her name is all. 111 00:04:32,059 --> 00:04:33,525 She was a very... 112 00:04:33,594 --> 00:04:35,760 Private person. 113 00:04:35,796 --> 00:04:38,564 Now, give it up being morbid. You're on me last nerve. 114 00:04:38,566 --> 00:04:41,934 Alice, we're gone. 115 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:43,869 Fine, stay and water the flowers. 116 00:04:44,004 --> 00:04:45,537 ADULT MARK: Like Bucky the gravedigger, 117 00:04:45,606 --> 00:04:47,772 the more I dug, the more I uncovered. 118 00:04:49,777 --> 00:04:53,011 Oh, now, look who's decided to show up. 119 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,546 Fashionably late! 120 00:04:54,548 --> 00:04:55,948 I was burying my brother! 121 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,549 Sideways! 122 00:04:57,551 --> 00:05:00,852 Next to my mother, whose coffin has held up pretty well, by the way! 123 00:05:00,922 --> 00:05:02,754 Boo-hoo-hoo, ya big poodle. 124 00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:05,691 You couldn't even let your brother have his special day! 125 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,727 Do you know what it was like for me to have to see all that? 126 00:05:08,796 --> 00:05:11,530 No, because I was here entertaining our company! 127 00:05:11,665 --> 00:05:15,567 I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, Mr. Critch... 128 00:05:15,636 --> 00:05:18,370 Mike is the only son you have left. 129 00:05:18,406 --> 00:05:21,039 It's too late to change the past, 130 00:05:21,175 --> 00:05:23,642 but it isn't too late to adjust the future. 131 00:05:23,777 --> 00:05:25,243 Ooh, jam-jams! 132 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,514 Don't mind if I do! 133 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:30,048 Yummy, yummy. 134 00:05:30,184 --> 00:05:32,651 Okay. 135 00:05:32,786 --> 00:05:36,455 Was I really a bad father? 136 00:05:36,457 --> 00:05:38,457 Oh, no, Dad. Brendan loved you. 137 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:40,125 No, I don't mean to him. 138 00:05:40,194 --> 00:05:42,928 I mean to you. 139 00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:46,198 Oh. Well, uh... 140 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,533 You did your best, Dad. 141 00:05:47,668 --> 00:05:49,935 No, no. 142 00:05:49,937 --> 00:05:52,338 No, I didn't. 143 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:55,740 It's too late for me and Brendan and me now, but... 144 00:05:55,776 --> 00:05:59,278 It's not too late for you and I. 145 00:05:59,413 --> 00:06:01,246 Come on. 146 00:06:01,282 --> 00:06:02,681 - MARK: Mom? - MARY: What, honey? 147 00:06:02,816 --> 00:06:04,016 What did my grandmother die from? 148 00:06:04,151 --> 00:06:05,184 Jesus Murphy! 149 00:06:05,186 --> 00:06:07,552 Have we not had enough death for one day? 150 00:06:07,554 --> 00:06:08,987 Go make yourself useful! 151 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:11,022 Pass out those wieners! 152 00:06:11,058 --> 00:06:13,158 ADULT MARK: It was unlike my mother not to gossip 153 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,160 about someone. 154 00:06:14,161 --> 00:06:15,294 Something was up. 155 00:06:15,429 --> 00:06:16,528 MARK: Vienna sausage? 156 00:06:16,663 --> 00:06:18,296 Ooh, Viennese! 157 00:06:18,332 --> 00:06:20,298 We don't get these in the rectory. 158 00:06:20,334 --> 00:06:22,568 MARK: Father, I'm researching my family tree 159 00:06:22,570 --> 00:06:24,302 and I'm missing some leaves. 160 00:06:24,338 --> 00:06:26,305 Does the church have births, deaths? 161 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,639 That kind of thing? 162 00:06:27,774 --> 00:06:29,475 Well, all that information is kind of private. 163 00:06:29,477 --> 00:06:34,046 It's not really for kids. 164 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:35,981 Well, I... 165 00:06:36,116 --> 00:06:37,649 I guess I could supervise? 166 00:06:37,685 --> 00:06:39,585 Yeah. 167 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,619 There's plenty more where that came from. 168 00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:43,188 [THUD] 169 00:06:43,257 --> 00:06:45,123 POP: Use the bloody mitt! 170 00:06:45,192 --> 00:06:47,526 ADULT MARK: Pop was determined to make up for lost time, 171 00:06:47,528 --> 00:06:51,530 and with Dad, that meant starting over at the beginning. 172 00:06:51,599 --> 00:06:54,933 POP: You sure you don't want to take your jacket off? 173 00:06:55,002 --> 00:06:57,335 Nice and easy! 174 00:06:57,371 --> 00:06:58,403 Oh! 175 00:06:58,439 --> 00:07:00,038 POP: Augh. Jesus. 176 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:02,608 Come on, this is wasted time! 177 00:07:02,743 --> 00:07:05,243 ADULT MARK: Dislike father, dislike son. 178 00:07:08,549 --> 00:07:11,149 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 179 00:07:15,489 --> 00:07:19,290 ? 180 00:07:19,326 --> 00:07:24,629 ADULT MARK: Even Jesus had a more detailed family tree than I did! 181 00:07:24,665 --> 00:07:27,833 ? 182 00:07:27,902 --> 00:07:29,434 ? 183 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:31,369 Whoa! Nice tree. 184 00:07:31,439 --> 00:07:32,971 Very full. 185 00:07:33,007 --> 00:07:35,741 Photo albums, arrest records. It was easy. 186 00:07:35,876 --> 00:07:37,843 How's yours? 187 00:07:37,845 --> 00:07:39,377 I'm just having a little trouble 188 00:07:39,413 --> 00:07:41,113 finding out where my grandmother is. 189 00:07:41,248 --> 00:07:42,781 I don't really know my nan either. 190 00:07:42,916 --> 00:07:44,893 Yeah, Dad cashed her pension cheques 191 00:07:44,894 --> 00:07:46,087 so she's super pissed. 192 00:07:46,087 --> 00:07:49,687 Shut up, nimrod! 193 00:07:49,723 --> 00:07:50,956 Maybe we could help. 194 00:07:51,025 --> 00:07:52,891 That'd be great! 195 00:07:52,927 --> 00:07:54,326 I have a lead. 196 00:07:54,395 --> 00:07:57,262 We will leave no tombstone unturned. 197 00:07:57,264 --> 00:07:58,997 ? 198 00:07:59,033 --> 00:08:01,866 RADIO: At Coles Funeral Home, we want to help you to... 199 00:08:01,902 --> 00:08:05,270 Who should we leave the oven to? 200 00:08:05,306 --> 00:08:06,671 What? 201 00:08:06,707 --> 00:08:08,607 The oven. Who should get it? 202 00:08:08,609 --> 00:08:10,275 Why are you writing a will? 203 00:08:10,277 --> 00:08:14,345 The only one that gets any of our stuff when we dies is the bank. 204 00:08:14,381 --> 00:08:17,015 Why don't you just tell the boy where his grandmother is? 205 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:19,485 No need to go stirring all that up. 206 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,153 Let dead dogs lie. 207 00:08:21,155 --> 00:08:22,287 [FRONT DOOR OPENS] 208 00:08:22,422 --> 00:08:23,489 You can't change the past. 209 00:08:23,624 --> 00:08:26,024 [FRONT DOOR CLOSES] 210 00:08:26,093 --> 00:08:29,628 We are gonna do something we should have done years ago. 211 00:08:29,763 --> 00:08:34,166 I'm gonna teach you how to fish. 212 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:35,834 - [SIGHS] - POP: Come on. 213 00:08:35,969 --> 00:08:38,503 You'll love it. 214 00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:41,239 MARY: Sorry. 215 00:08:41,241 --> 00:08:44,509 [DOG BARKING AND BIRD CALLING IN DISTANCE] 216 00:08:44,578 --> 00:08:48,112 [MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 217 00:08:48,149 --> 00:08:51,783 ? In every life we have some trouble. ? 218 00:08:51,785 --> 00:08:54,386 ? But if you worry you makes it double. ? 219 00:08:54,455 --> 00:08:57,789 ? Don't worry! ? 220 00:08:57,791 --> 00:09:00,658 ? Be happy! ? 221 00:09:00,694 --> 00:09:01,927 Jesus, Mike. 222 00:09:01,929 --> 00:09:02,961 Don't worry! 223 00:09:02,997 --> 00:09:06,398 Be happy! 224 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:09,968 ? Don't worry... ? 225 00:09:10,037 --> 00:09:13,672 ? Be happy... ? 226 00:09:13,807 --> 00:09:15,540 ? Don't worry, be happy. ? 227 00:09:15,609 --> 00:09:16,875 ? Woo... ? 228 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:18,076 [DOOR OPENS] 229 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:21,179 Frig, Mike. What's wrong? 230 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:24,883 I miss Uncle Brendan. 231 00:09:24,952 --> 00:09:28,019 You know, he just got me, and now he's just gone, 232 00:09:28,055 --> 00:09:30,055 and it's not fair. 233 00:09:30,057 --> 00:09:31,623 It never is. 234 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:33,959 Brendan was good for a laugh. 235 00:09:34,028 --> 00:09:35,827 He wouldn't want to see you like this. 236 00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:37,029 Oh... 237 00:09:37,164 --> 00:09:39,163 Geez, yeah, he'd be pretty embarrassed, huh? 238 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:43,302 No, b'y. 239 00:09:43,437 --> 00:09:46,238 I never seen anyone take to this place as quick as you. 240 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,774 Brendan would be proud to be your uncle. 241 00:09:48,909 --> 00:09:51,776 I know I would be. 242 00:09:54,781 --> 00:09:56,448 Look, I got ya something I been meaning to give ya. 243 00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:58,650 Oh, yeah? What is it? 244 00:09:58,719 --> 00:09:59,985 DICK: Not much time left in this song. 245 00:09:59,987 --> 00:10:02,287 Hang on. 246 00:10:06,393 --> 00:10:07,525 MIKE JR.: No way! 247 00:10:07,595 --> 00:10:10,528 You earned it. 248 00:10:10,598 --> 00:10:16,268 Well, come on! Try it on! 249 00:10:16,337 --> 00:10:20,472 ? Don't worry... ? 250 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,274 Oh! 251 00:10:22,343 --> 00:10:26,245 Thanks... Uncle Dick. 252 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:27,479 Oh... 253 00:10:27,548 --> 00:10:30,115 Jesus. 254 00:10:30,184 --> 00:10:32,517 [BOTH SOBBING] 255 00:10:32,553 --> 00:10:35,020 [CHURCH BELL TOLLS] 256 00:10:35,089 --> 00:10:37,822 ? 257 00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:39,424 ADULT MARK: Even priests can be tempted. 258 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:41,159 Hey, you kids gotta hurry up. 259 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:46,431 If Brother Angel comes back, he'll crucify me. 260 00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:47,766 I can't find her anywhere! 261 00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:49,034 She's a ghost. 262 00:10:49,036 --> 00:10:50,235 RITCHIE: That's the point. 263 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,470 She's dead. 264 00:10:51,605 --> 00:10:54,506 Do you mind? She's still my grandmother. 265 00:10:54,575 --> 00:10:58,110 She has to be in here somewhere. We found her birth certificate. 266 00:10:58,245 --> 00:11:00,912 What's this all about, anyway? 267 00:11:00,981 --> 00:11:03,915 My mom says her mom's buried in our plot, 268 00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:05,250 but I can't find her... 269 00:11:05,252 --> 00:11:06,918 There or anywhere. 270 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,221 Well, there's an explanation for everything. 271 00:11:09,223 --> 00:11:12,290 Like turning water into wine? 272 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:14,859 Well, there might be more info in the parish sectretum, 273 00:11:14,895 --> 00:11:17,529 but that's off-limits. 274 00:11:17,598 --> 00:11:19,531 Please, Father? Just this once? 275 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:20,966 I'm sorry, buddy. 276 00:11:21,101 --> 00:11:23,068 I wish I could help, but even I don't know what's in there. 277 00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:25,269 Found it! 278 00:11:25,306 --> 00:11:26,306 Holy crap! 279 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:27,340 Oh, no. 280 00:11:27,474 --> 00:11:28,539 Uh... 281 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:29,808 Okay, give that to me. 282 00:11:29,810 --> 00:11:31,410 - FOX: No. - FATHER GARCIA: I... give it. 283 00:11:31,545 --> 00:11:33,745 - FOX: Why would I... - FATHER GARCIA: Give it to me. 284 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,079 What's it say? 285 00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:37,683 Nothing, it's stupid. 286 00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:39,251 Your nan was divorced! 287 00:11:39,386 --> 00:11:40,752 ADULT MARK: Divorce! 288 00:11:40,754 --> 00:11:43,355 The only Catholic "D" word worse than death! 289 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,223 And she re-married! 290 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:47,426 But Catholics can't remarry. 291 00:11:47,428 --> 00:11:49,361 She changed religions? 292 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:52,364 So we just have to check the Protestant cemetery now, right? 293 00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:53,765 No. 294 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:55,100 She won't be there. 295 00:11:55,169 --> 00:11:58,169 Why not? 296 00:11:58,205 --> 00:11:59,304 Because she's not dead! 297 00:11:59,439 --> 00:12:02,040 [COUGHS] Jesus Christ! 298 00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:08,012 ... Be with you. 299 00:12:11,352 --> 00:12:13,785 ? 300 00:12:13,787 --> 00:12:16,521 ? 301 00:12:16,656 --> 00:12:19,791 POP: I should have taught you how to fish years ago! 302 00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:20,992 MIKE SR.: What? 303 00:12:21,061 --> 00:12:23,528 I can't hear anything over that bloody engine. 304 00:12:23,564 --> 00:12:25,596 Make and break! 305 00:12:25,632 --> 00:12:28,467 Old and reliable, just like me. 306 00:12:28,602 --> 00:12:30,735 ? 307 00:12:30,804 --> 00:12:31,804 FISHERMAN: Waddaya at? 308 00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:34,406 Asshole. 309 00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:35,873 I wish we were on that one! 310 00:12:35,909 --> 00:12:37,609 What? 311 00:12:37,744 --> 00:12:40,011 Forget it, ya deaf old coot! 312 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,246 [LAUGHS] Exactly! 313 00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:43,581 All right, sit down, lad. 314 00:12:43,650 --> 00:12:46,551 POP: Okay, here we go. 315 00:12:46,553 --> 00:12:50,088 ? 316 00:12:50,157 --> 00:12:53,558 ? 317 00:12:53,594 --> 00:12:54,594 MARK: Mom? 318 00:12:54,595 --> 00:12:55,827 Christ on a cracker! 319 00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:56,962 You scared the bejesus out of me! 320 00:12:57,097 --> 00:12:58,097 I have a question. 321 00:12:58,098 --> 00:13:00,098 I don't want to hear it. 322 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,966 You come from a long line of dead people. 323 00:13:02,035 --> 00:13:03,602 That's all you need to know. 324 00:13:03,604 --> 00:13:05,937 I promise I won't ask where my grandmother is buried again. 325 00:13:06,072 --> 00:13:09,040 [EXHALES] Thank God for that. 326 00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:11,743 So, where does she live? 327 00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:15,113 Enough! 328 00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:17,415 I got that much to do today, I... 329 00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:19,517 Stop lying! 330 00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:22,187 She isn't dead! She isn't even Catholic! 331 00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:25,990 What kind of mother lies about a kid's grandmother being dead? 332 00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:29,194 Well, she's dead to me. 333 00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:33,064 "What kind of mother?" Wow! 334 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,199 The kind of mother who didn't have one, I guess. 335 00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:36,734 Mom, please. Please... 336 00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:40,404 MARY: Oh... 337 00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:44,542 The only thing I ever wanted to keep from you was pain. 338 00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:47,879 My parents got divorced when I was seven years old. 339 00:13:47,881 --> 00:13:52,350 The nuns looked at me like I was the devil's own, which... 340 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:54,152 I s'pose I was. 341 00:13:54,287 --> 00:13:55,954 Mom, I'm sorry, I won't... 342 00:13:56,089 --> 00:13:59,458 Oh, duckie, I don't want to be the kind of mother who lies. 343 00:13:59,593 --> 00:14:02,193 I had enough of that myself. 344 00:14:02,229 --> 00:14:04,029 ? 345 00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:05,630 MARY: So... 346 00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:06,765 MARY: So... 347 00:14:07,201 --> 00:14:09,901 One day my mother just packed a bag and left, 348 00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:13,305 like she was going to the store. 349 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,906 I begged her to take me with her, 350 00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:17,241 but she just pushed me down 351 00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:19,644 and told me to stay where I was. 352 00:14:20,948 --> 00:14:24,749 And being a good girl, I listened to her. 353 00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:28,119 I never saw hide nor hair of my mother again. 354 00:14:28,188 --> 00:14:30,322 ADULT MARK: Looking at the hurt in my mother's eyes, 355 00:14:30,457 --> 00:14:35,293 I realized that some things stay buried for a reason. 356 00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:38,196 You want to know where she is? 357 00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:42,534 She married a Clark and she lives on Forest Road. 358 00:14:42,669 --> 00:14:45,069 But... you said never to go there. 359 00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:46,805 "Nothing but skeets and hussies." 360 00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:49,740 I didn't lie to you about that. 361 00:14:49,776 --> 00:14:52,610 ? 362 00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:54,412 You knew where she was all this time 363 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:56,280 and you never even called her? 364 00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:59,284 She's your mother! 365 00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:02,420 I know when I'm not wanted. 366 00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:06,424 ADULT MARK: If there was one thing I was good at, 367 00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:08,727 it was making things worse. 368 00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:10,562 POP: All right, let it hit the bottom, 369 00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:13,398 bring it up a couple of feet, and then start jigging. 370 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,532 That's what I'm doing! 371 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:15,833 Jerk it! 372 00:15:15,869 --> 00:15:17,469 Ya jerk, don't you know anything? 373 00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:20,638 I s'pose if Brendan was here now he'd just walk out on the water 374 00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:22,641 and the fish would just start jumpin' in the boat? 375 00:15:22,776 --> 00:15:24,709 POP: All right! Oh... 376 00:15:24,844 --> 00:15:28,513 Oh, you've got it caught on the bottom, you bloody jinker! 377 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:29,981 You're the one with the jigger! 378 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,583 You know, this was a mistake. 379 00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:32,751 Here... 380 00:15:32,886 --> 00:15:34,518 We can finally agree on something for once. 381 00:15:34,555 --> 00:15:38,256 [ENGINE SPUTTERS] 382 00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:41,325 POP: Oh, Jesus, now... 383 00:15:41,361 --> 00:15:43,395 It's completely seized. 384 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,363 Ah, I can't move that. 385 00:15:45,365 --> 00:15:46,365 Can't you fix it? 386 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,698 Fix it? 387 00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:50,067 I don't know anything about boats! 388 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:51,736 MIKE SR.: Well, what are we gonna do now? 389 00:15:51,738 --> 00:15:53,605 We're drifting out to sea! 390 00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:56,741 I suppose it's the Critch curse, finally caught up with us. 391 00:15:56,777 --> 00:15:58,009 Well, it figures. 392 00:15:58,144 --> 00:15:59,944 And the plot's full. 393 00:16:06,653 --> 00:16:09,187 FOX: That must be her. 394 00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:11,022 ADULT MARK: I was laying eyes on my grandmother 395 00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:12,824 for the first time... 396 00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:14,559 In a stakeout! 397 00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:17,362 RITCHIE: I bet those bags are full of grandma stuff. 398 00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:19,631 Like cookies and hard candy! 399 00:16:19,766 --> 00:16:21,566 What are you gonna do? 400 00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:22,701 I'm going in. 401 00:16:22,836 --> 00:16:23,836 FOX: Wait. 402 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:25,103 This doesn't feel right. 403 00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:26,704 RITCHIE: What, are you crazy? 404 00:16:26,773 --> 00:16:28,540 She's his grandma! 405 00:16:28,675 --> 00:16:31,376 She's gonna hug him and feed him and kiss him. 406 00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:32,777 Trust me. 407 00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:36,014 Not all families are like the ones you see on TV. 408 00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:38,182 I'm not doing this for me. 409 00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:40,584 I'm doing it for Mom. 410 00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:49,460 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC] 411 00:16:49,496 --> 00:16:51,863 MARK SR.: When's Brendan's birthday? 412 00:16:51,932 --> 00:16:53,932 You don't know when your own brother's birthday is? 413 00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:56,868 October 2nd. 414 00:16:56,870 --> 00:17:00,071 And when's mine? 415 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:01,839 What? 416 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,374 Oh... 417 00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:07,278 In the Summer. 418 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280 What? 419 00:17:11,852 --> 00:17:15,753 Look, I was easier on Brendan 420 00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:18,355 because he needed me more. 421 00:17:18,392 --> 00:17:19,958 You were... 422 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,461 You were more self-sufficient and you didn't need me. 423 00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:27,565 And now, I mean, do you know how hard it is for a father 424 00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:29,501 to be dependent on his son? 425 00:17:29,503 --> 00:17:30,635 Dad, it's not like that. 426 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:32,670 I never had a father. 427 00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:36,273 I didn't know what it was to be one. 428 00:17:36,309 --> 00:17:39,644 But seeing you with your boys... 429 00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:41,379 Now I know. 430 00:17:41,514 --> 00:17:43,648 You are a great grandfather. 431 00:17:43,783 --> 00:17:45,984 Ah, well... 432 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:50,555 Little Mark, he's just like you were at that age. 433 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,156 [SIGHS] 434 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:59,196 You know, maybe God does give second chances. 435 00:17:59,232 --> 00:18:01,165 I think I got something! What do I do, what do I do? 436 00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:02,299 Bring it up! Hand over hand! 437 00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:03,634 That's it, hand over hand! 438 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,402 Come on, hand over hand, you got it! 439 00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:09,073 - MIKE SR.: Ho-ho-ho! - POP: Oh! 440 00:18:09,076 --> 00:18:10,208 We did it! 441 00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,643 No, you did it. 442 00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:14,478 Well done. 443 00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:17,082 ? 444 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:18,616 [LAUGHS] 445 00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:22,153 POP: Oh! [LAUGHS] 446 00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:23,621 Look! 447 00:18:23,623 --> 00:18:24,655 Is you all right? 448 00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:26,758 Fine, thanks! Movin' on! 449 00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:27,959 No, no! Wait, wait, wait! 450 00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:29,026 We need a tow! 451 00:18:29,096 --> 00:18:30,361 Yeah, all right. 452 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:32,196 The motor's just a little trouble. 453 00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:34,599 I could fix it, but the lad here, 454 00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:35,800 he's a nervous Nelly! 455 00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:37,902 [LAUGHS] 456 00:18:40,073 --> 00:18:41,172 ADULT MARK: I had lost an uncle, 457 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:45,376 and was about to gain a grandmother. 458 00:18:45,378 --> 00:18:47,311 Oh, we don't donate at the door. 459 00:18:47,313 --> 00:18:49,180 Oh, Johanna Clark? 460 00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:50,581 JOHANNA: Yes. 461 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,049 My name's Mark Critch. 462 00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:54,185 Uh, we haven't met before, 463 00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:57,021 but I believe I'm your grandson? 464 00:18:57,057 --> 00:18:58,456 HUSBAND: Who's at the door? 465 00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,326 Just... someone looking for donations. 466 00:19:01,461 --> 00:19:03,060 HUSBAND: Get rid of them! 467 00:19:03,096 --> 00:19:04,262 What... what do you want? 468 00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:06,331 Money? 469 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,932 No, I just... 470 00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:11,169 Wanted to meet you. 471 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:13,137 Well, you met me. 472 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,672 HUSBAND: Johanna? 473 00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:16,874 Some things are better left buried in the past. 474 00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:18,709 I have a new life now. 475 00:19:18,711 --> 00:19:20,811 Don't come back here again. 476 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:30,021 ADULT MARK: The door closed more firmly 477 00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:33,024 than Ucle Brendan's coffin lid. 478 00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:36,361 ? 479 00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:39,130 ? 480 00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:40,965 ADULT MARK: Mom had come looking for me. 481 00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:42,233 And good thing, too. 482 00:19:42,269 --> 00:19:44,368 She had been hurt by her mother before, 483 00:19:44,503 --> 00:19:48,172 and this apple hadn't fallen far from the family tree. 484 00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:50,374 You were right. 485 00:19:50,443 --> 00:19:52,176 She doesn't want to know me. 486 00:19:52,179 --> 00:19:55,780 ? 487 00:19:55,915 --> 00:19:59,650 ? 488 00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:00,784 FOX: You okay? 489 00:20:00,821 --> 00:20:03,788 MARK: [QUIETLY] Yeah. 490 00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:07,391 [KNOCKS LOUDLY] 491 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:09,794 HUSBAND: Oh, for God's sake! 492 00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:13,998 Remember me? 493 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,601 No point digging up old bones. 494 00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:19,937 You never even told him about me, did ya? 495 00:20:19,973 --> 00:20:23,207 You old bat! 496 00:20:23,243 --> 00:20:24,742 Hi, there! 497 00:20:24,811 --> 00:20:26,744 I'm just her daughter from the first marriage! 498 00:20:26,746 --> 00:20:30,147 Surprise, she's not the vestal virgin you thought! 499 00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:31,183 Have fun with that. 500 00:20:31,284 --> 00:20:33,517 JOHANNA: You little bitch. 501 00:20:33,553 --> 00:20:35,219 No. 502 00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:37,187 It's Critch. 503 00:20:40,026 --> 00:20:43,160 ? 504 00:20:43,196 --> 00:20:46,297 You know, you may not have missed out on much with me, 505 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,367 but you sure missed out on my boys. 506 00:20:49,369 --> 00:20:53,504 Well, that's your loss, not theirs. 507 00:20:53,506 --> 00:20:57,441 Come on, kids, we're going home. 508 00:20:57,510 --> 00:21:00,511 ? 509 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:02,614 ADULT MARK: Every family has a story. 510 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:05,850 Some say we're who we are because of who we come from. 511 00:21:05,852 --> 00:21:07,185 I disagree. 512 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,254 We decide who we are and who our family is. 513 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:13,458 You live as long as you're remembered. 514 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:17,662 To me, my family will live forever. 515 00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,197 ? 516 00:21:19,332 --> 00:21:23,034 ? 517 00:21:31,778 --> 00:21:36,046 ? 518 00:21:36,082 --> 00:21:40,218 ? 519 00:21:40,353 --> 00:21:43,888 ? 520 00:21:44,023 --> 00:21:48,625 ? 521 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:53,225 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34867

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