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MIKE SR.: Good God, that crowd
in Ethiopia got it some bad.
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They're saying it's the
worst famine in years.
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ADULT MARK: In the 80's,
people were thinking of
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the dire situation in Ethiopia.
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MARY: Well, we might starve, too.
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The friggin' fridge
is on the fritz again.
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ADULT MARK: And then, unfortunately,
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went right back to
thinking of themselves.
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There's nothing wrong with that fridge.
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That fridge is gonna outlive us all.
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Bloody milk is froze solid.
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Which just means the
fridge is working too good.
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Alright.
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MARY: Oh, enough of those
bloody chocolate almonds!
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You've been eating that junk all week!
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I'm just supporting
the boy's fundraiser.
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ADULT MARK: The whole
scene was inspired by
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Bob Geldof's Live Aid
concert for famine relief.
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While Bob held a super concert,
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at school we sold
chocolate-covered almonds.
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I'll take one.
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ADULT MARK: Being a
salesman came easy to me,
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especially given a certain
someone's sweet tooth.
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Pop was hooked.
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A junk food junkie.
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Aah!
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Two more.
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ADULT MARK: I was killing it!
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And probably killing Pop, as well.
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MARY: Jeez!
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Did you make all that selling almonds?
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- MARK: Uh-huh.
- MARY: Good for you!
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MIKE SR.: Friggin' packin' ice-box!
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Have you got any more almonds?
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I'm all out, Pop.
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POP: What?!
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Oh, jeez, no more almonds?
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Stop your sooking and
eat your breakfast, hm?
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MIKE SR.: Probably don't
need that part anyway.
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I sold 'em all just in time, too!
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We have to hand in our collection sheet
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for the 24-hour famine.
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ADULT MARK: I wanted to be
just like Bob Geldof...
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Famous!
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If helping others helped me
look good, then, why not?
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MARK ON TV: Right. People,
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I'm here to announce that
I've solved world hunger.
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Yes, I said, "hunger?
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"Ah, not having it."
Yes, people want food?
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I'll sell 'em chocolate-covered almonds.
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That way I made 800 billion dollars.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, yes, that's lunch. Thank you.
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ADULT MARK: And, like Bob,
I wanted nothing in return.
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Well, almost nothing...
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Whoever sells the most gets a free bike!
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And I've already sold more
than last year's winner,
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so it's a formality at this point.
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You don't know how to ride a bike.
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Fall off one, maybe.
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Well, then, I'll sell it.
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I have my eyes set on the new Casio.
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Digital!
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Melodic alarm, liquid crystal display.
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It shows the month and the day!
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This isn't just a watch.
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This is a time piece.
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MIKE SR.: Aah!
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Packin' packity packer!
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[CRASH]
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MARY: Call that repair guy
that works for the station.
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MIKE JR: I'm already on it.
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And that's what you won't!
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We don't be wasting good
money on a repair man!
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Besides, it's fixed now.
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[LOUD RATTLING]
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[RATTLING STOPS]
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What's that?
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MIKE SR.: How the... I was just...
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Bloody packin' ice box!
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?
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SISTER ROSE: [CLEARS THROAT]
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Mr. Chafe.
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MR. CHAFE: [CLEARS THROAT]
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Thank you, Sister.
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Alright, students,
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welcome to this year's
"Slumber for Hunger"!
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[APPLAUSE]
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I'm sure we're all
gonna have a lot of fun!
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SISTER ROSE: Ahem.
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While solemnly reflecting on famine.
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If you haven't done so already,
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turn in your collection sheets.
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Later tonight we will
announce the top-seller
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and present them with a gift
certificate for a new bike
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from "Bill's Cycle Shop,
we also sharpen skates."
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[APPLAUSE]
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ADULT MARK: We put the
"act" in act of kindness!
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It's as good as mine.
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I-I mean, it's so amazing
we're helping out like this.
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RITCHE: There were three bake
sales and two flea markets
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on my street last week,
so people were tapped out.
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How did you do?
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My idiot brothers
kept eating my almonds.
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I'm way behind. I hate this crap.
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Maybe I could take a
few boxes off your hands?
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You know, help you out?
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I don't need your pity, dork.
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MS. FOWLER: And before lights out,
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there will be games
of bingo with prizes.
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[APPLAUSE]
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But there will be no food for 24 hours.
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This is a fast.
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When Moses fasted, he
received the Ten Commandments.
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What shall you receive?
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FOX: A new bike?
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The Holy Spirit!
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- MARK: You were way off.
- FOX: [CHUCKLES]
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SISTER ROSE: For when
we feed the hungry,
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we feed our Lord.
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"For I was hungry and you gave me food!"
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Matthew, 25: 35.
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Imagine if a beggar came
to your door asking for food
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and you shooed him away!
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Well, what if it turned
out that the beggar was
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Jesus in disguise?
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How would you feel then?
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ADULT MARK: I somehow
doubted Jesus would use
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the Second Coming to
go trick-or-treating
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on Kenmount Road.
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So remember, be charitable.
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For when someone asks something of you,
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they might just be Jesus
in disguise, testing you.
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May I use the washroom?
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No.
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Ms. Fowler, start the clock.
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[BUZZER SOUND]
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Ooh, nice time piece.
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MR. CHAFE: Okay, students.
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You can start laying out your
mats in an orderly fashion.
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ADULT MARK: We showed solidarity
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with starving children
by sleeping on gym mats.
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One inch of bulk protection
that was almost as soft
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as the linoleum floor
it protected us from!
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They offered little comfort,
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but it was worth it to
sleep mere inches from Fox.
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What?
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So what if it's pink?
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It's my younger cousin's.
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I don't camp, bum-face.
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Maybe I should take the middle.
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Give it up.
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There's no more of those GD
chocolate almonds in the house.
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Oh! Oh, the floor's soaked!
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Oh...
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It's dead!
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Everything's defrosted.
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Oh, no, no, no! The bulb is gone is all.
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Then why am I standing
in a pool of fridge piss?
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One of ye crowd must have
been shagging around with it.
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We need a new fridge, Mike.
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A new fridge? I'll be ruined.
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I wonder if it's calling
for weather at all.
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We could store the turkeys
and frozen vegetables
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- out in a snow bank.
- MARY: Mike!
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Fine, I'll call Freddy at Simpson-Sears.
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The bugger owes me.
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Mm-hm.
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Mmm, mmm.
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FATHER GARCIA: ? No sugar
tonight in my coffee. ?
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? No sugar tonight in my tea. ?
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? No sugar to stand beside me. ?
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? No sugar to run with me. ?
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? Da-un-do-dow dow, da-un-do-dow. ?
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? Da-un-do-dow dow, da-un-do-dow. ?
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? Da-un-do-dow dow, da-un-do-dow. ?
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? Da-un-do-dow dow, da-un-do-dow! ?
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At least I can't hear
my stomach anymore.
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? Dow-dow! ?
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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
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Thank you! That was a little ditty
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by a band called the
Guess Who that says,
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"Guess what? No sugar or
other food groups tonight."
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KIDS: Aw.
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I'd kill for a flaky right now.
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And a bag of hickory sticks.
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How about you, Fox? Any cravings?
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Is she going home?
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Her sleeping bag's still here.
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Maybe she doesn't like the music.
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Or maybe she doesn't like me.
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MR. CHAFE: [PA] Mark Critch
to the office for a phone call.
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Mark Critch to the office.
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KIDS: Ooh...
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ADULT MARK: A phone call, at school?
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An absolute first.
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Either someone was dead or
the house had burned down.
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That can't be good.
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I know you're all filled
up on the holy ghost,
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but I hope you left some
room for a little pie...
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[APPLAUSE]
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American pie, that is.
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KIDS: Aww...
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Hello?
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Is it Pop? Is he okay?
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Yes. It's me.
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[SIGHS] You're okay!
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No, I'm starving!
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Who else has almonds?
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What? Uh, I don't know.
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Dad bought some?
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Ate those.
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- MARK: Mom bought three.
- POP: Ah, ate those, too.
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Oh...
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Uh, Dick Dunphy bought 10 bucks' worth.
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Why?
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Dunphy.
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Yes, he'll do nicely.
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[DIAL TONE]
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[HANGS UP PHONE]
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MR. CHAFE: [CLEARS THROAT]
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Would you like an almond, Ms. Fowler?
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Oh, no, thank you, Mr.
Chafe. I'm watching my weight.
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MR. CHAFE: I've been
watching your weight too,
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and it's looking pretty good to me.
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I mean...
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You don't look sick or anything.
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Oh, well, you look
very healthy yourself.
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Strapping.
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That's from all the strappings.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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ADULT MARK: What the hell was I seeing?
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The only emotions I'd ever
witnessed teachers exhibit
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were anger and regret.
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?
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Oh, God.
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Freddy says he'll give me
a deal on a floor model,
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but he can't deliver it until next week.
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MARY: Well, what about all this food?
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We don't want it to go to waste!
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We're gonna have to cook it all.
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- MARY: What?
- MIKE SR.: Grab a pot.
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MARY: Oh, jeez.
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MARK SR.: We're gonna have to
eat enough to last all weekend.
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MARY: Ah!
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ADULT MARK: My teachers
weren't the only ones
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breaking the rules.
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Everywhere I looked, kids were
sucking on contraband candy.
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Was I the only one not cheating?
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?
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ADULT MARK: But where
were they getting it?
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I couldn't believe it.
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Fox was pushing candy like a dealer!
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Like she was me with Pop!
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What would Bob Geldof do?
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MARK: Get out of here!
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ADULT MARK: Make it about himself!
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What are you doing, dork?
259
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:57,995
MARK: What am I doing?
260
00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,798
Bullies are supposed to
take candy from babies,
261
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,065
not sell it to 'em!
262
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,267
And at a mark-up?
263
00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,603
We are fasting for the
needy, not the greedy!
264
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,271
FOX: Chill out, Gandhi.
265
00:10:07,308 --> 00:10:10,776
Besides, it's not eating if you
just suck the chocolate off of 'em.
266
00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:14,813
Come on.
267
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:17,182
Everyone's doing it.
268
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,785
?
269
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,660
?
270
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,628
No. No.
271
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,265
Why are you selling food
at a famine fundraiser, Fox?
272
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,367
FOX: I told you I was behind.
273
00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:37,969
This is the only way I can
catch up and win that new bike.
274
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,637
You're cheating!
275
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,373
And some of us worked really
hard to have a chance to win.
276
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,108
Don't you judge me.
277
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,543
It's pretty hard not to.
278
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,111
ADULT MARK: My stomach was empty,
279
00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:49,647
but like Bob Geldof,
I was full of myself.
280
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:52,350
?
281
00:10:54,465 --> 00:10:58,399
[FOOD SIZZLING]
282
00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:04,306
MIKE SR.: Oh, good God, I feel
like Peary at the Pole.
283
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,907
Rainbow trout?
284
00:11:05,909 --> 00:11:07,442
How long have they been in there?
285
00:11:07,444 --> 00:11:09,978
Pop caught those in the little
pond up behind the station.
286
00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:13,281
Back before they filled
it in with gravel.
287
00:11:13,284 --> 00:11:14,816
Oh, Mike.
288
00:11:14,951 --> 00:11:17,852
Remember when we used to sit
up there and splash our feet?
289
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:21,856
The flies were enough to eat ya!
290
00:11:21,892 --> 00:11:24,059
"Bursey's frozen cod tongues"?
291
00:11:24,194 --> 00:11:25,793
I remember when you brought those home!
292
00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:27,929
They were one of your very
first clients at the station.
293
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:30,498
I was so proud of you!
294
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,667
Let's fry up a feed of tongues.
295
00:11:31,802 --> 00:11:34,069
No, no, no, I don't like to eat tongues.
296
00:11:34,071 --> 00:11:37,139
I don't like to taste anything
that can taste me back!
297
00:11:41,512 --> 00:11:43,078
The Pink Poodle?
298
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,747
That place closed years
ago. When were we there?
299
00:11:45,882 --> 00:11:48,883
Aw, that was just before Mark was born.
300
00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:51,686
Bit of spice did the trick.
301
00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:55,223
Yeah, he shot out of you like
Evel Knievel out of a cannon.
302
00:11:55,292 --> 00:11:58,160
Oh, Mike. Remember when they were small?
303
00:11:58,295 --> 00:12:00,294
Where'd the time go, at all, hm?
304
00:12:00,331 --> 00:12:02,097
Oh, it wasn't that long ago.
305
00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:03,765
It was just...
306
00:12:03,801 --> 00:12:05,967
1974?
307
00:12:05,969 --> 00:12:07,301
Yeah, that might be pushing it a bit.
308
00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:09,904
Yeah, euch.
309
00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:13,241
?
310
00:12:13,277 --> 00:12:15,910
?
311
00:12:18,782 --> 00:12:19,782
POP: Eureka!
312
00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:21,783
Aah!
313
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,318
Hey, Pop.
314
00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:25,787
Hey! Whoa.
315
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:27,122
Good, good to see you.
316
00:12:27,124 --> 00:12:28,790
What are you doing here?
317
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:30,492
No, I was just, uh...
318
00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:33,728
I was just looking for a pencil.
319
00:12:33,797 --> 00:12:35,464
I was gonna leave you a message.
320
00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:38,099
What's the message?
321
00:12:40,204 --> 00:12:44,672
Your mother wants to
invite Dick here for supper.
322
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:45,940
Really?
323
00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:48,577
Is Mike gone?
324
00:12:48,579 --> 00:12:49,745
Calm yourself.
325
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,813
No, we're all gonna be there.
326
00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:54,382
Well, you could have just called.
327
00:12:54,385 --> 00:12:56,885
Yeah, I could have done, but you know...
328
00:12:56,887 --> 00:13:01,322
I wanted to see my grandson in action.
329
00:13:01,392 --> 00:13:02,791
Well, okay.
330
00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,226
I can show you around if you want.
331
00:13:04,361 --> 00:13:05,361
We got some time.
332
00:13:05,362 --> 00:13:06,495
Nah, that's okay.
333
00:13:06,497 --> 00:13:07,662
I've seen enough.
334
00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,030
MIKE JR: Yeah.
335
00:13:09,032 --> 00:13:11,833
Right. No, it's really, uh, fabulous.
336
00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:15,036
It's a way bigger office than Mike's.
337
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,871
Great. Alright!
338
00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:20,675
Keep up the good work!
[QUIETLY] Ah, Dick...
339
00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:21,977
FATHER GARCIA: Okay, gang!
340
00:13:22,112 --> 00:13:25,046
Time for bingo, which we
play every Saturday night
341
00:13:25,048 --> 00:13:26,781
at the parish hall.
342
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:31,586
I noticed a lot of you
have not... "Bin-go-ing."
343
00:13:31,588 --> 00:13:35,190
Bin-go-ing.
344
00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:36,458
Tough room.
345
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,925
Must be the hunger.
346
00:13:37,961 --> 00:13:41,263
Under the B, we have 4!
347
00:13:41,398 --> 00:13:42,797
B-4.
348
00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:46,468
As in "Before Christ." B.C.
349
00:13:46,537 --> 00:13:48,003
Dinosaurs!
350
00:13:48,138 --> 00:13:50,705
Very cool.
351
00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:52,340
Next, we have...
352
00:13:52,409 --> 00:13:54,176
MARK: I can't believe she's doing this.
353
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,343
FATHER GARCIA: G!
354
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,345
MARK: She's making a farce out of it.
355
00:13:57,414 --> 00:13:59,281
You know? And these kids are no better.
356
00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:02,083
This is supposed to be a
fast, not a Halloween party!
357
00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:06,888
FATHER GARCIA: Next up, we have I-19...
358
00:14:06,924 --> 00:14:10,225
Why aren't you saying anything?
359
00:14:10,227 --> 00:14:12,561
- RITCHE: Mm.
- FATHER GARCIA: I-19...
360
00:14:12,563 --> 00:14:13,895
Open your mouth.
361
00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:17,732
FATHER GARCIA: Next, B-1!
362
00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:19,367
I just sucked the chocolate off!
363
00:14:19,436 --> 00:14:20,701
I swear!
364
00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:22,037
Judas!
365
00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:24,372
No, I don't see what the big deal is!
366
00:14:24,508 --> 00:14:26,107
The money still goes to charity.
367
00:14:26,109 --> 00:14:28,042
ADULT MARK: My hunger
mixed with my anger
368
00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:30,111
twisting my stomach like
a sponge being strained!
369
00:14:30,113 --> 00:14:31,746
I had had enough.
370
00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:33,748
FATHER GARCIA: B-1, as in O-B-wan.
371
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,982
MARK: Can we talk?
372
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:36,651
- FATHER GARCIA: Kenobi...
- FOX: Not here.
373
00:14:36,786 --> 00:14:38,653
FATHER GARCIA: I love
Star Wars! Anybody else?
374
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,655
I wish I had a light saber right now.
375
00:14:43,927 --> 00:14:45,060
Alright, eat up.
376
00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:47,061
This is gonna have
to do us until Monday.
377
00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:48,196
You too.
378
00:14:48,331 --> 00:14:49,931
I'm not really very hungry.
379
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,200
Not for this mish-mash, anyway.
380
00:14:52,335 --> 00:14:53,637
MARY: Well, there are
no more chocolates,
381
00:14:53,637 --> 00:14:55,102
so it's this or nothing.
382
00:14:55,138 --> 00:14:57,239
Oh, well, "nothing" sounds perfect.
383
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,740
I'll just have that, then.
384
00:14:58,742 --> 00:15:00,775
MARY: [SIGHS]
385
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,743
DICK: I'll have his
wieners and fish sticks.
386
00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:04,112
My favourite!
387
00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,081
ADULT MARK: Dick gorged
himself like a stray dog
388
00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:08,016
in a bologna factory dumpster.
389
00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:09,351
Pile it high indeed.
390
00:15:09,486 --> 00:15:11,753
- MARY: There.
- DICK: Thank you.
391
00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:13,621
Jeez, Dick. How can you eat all that?
392
00:15:13,657 --> 00:15:15,023
What?
393
00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:18,693
Just a bit'a wieners,
peas, chocolate cake, eggs,
394
00:15:18,828 --> 00:15:20,529
fish sticks, and...
395
00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:21,664
Mystery meat.
396
00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:22,830
That's rainbow trout.
397
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:24,232
Oh.
398
00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:25,301
Where's the gravy?
399
00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:26,801
MARY: Oh.
400
00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:29,103
There we go.
401
00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,238
Get some on the cake.
402
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,041
MARY: Oh! Jeez.
403
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:36,878
?
404
00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:39,214
?
405
00:15:39,349 --> 00:15:41,383
?
406
00:15:41,518 --> 00:15:42,917
MARK: Why do you even need a bike?
407
00:15:42,986 --> 00:15:43,986
You already have one.
408
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,253
You wouldn't understand.
409
00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:48,456
- Try me.
- I just need a new one, okay?
410
00:15:48,592 --> 00:15:50,091
You mean you "want" a new one?
411
00:15:50,093 --> 00:15:51,426
No!
412
00:15:51,495 --> 00:15:53,662
I need one.
413
00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:57,098
My dumb brothers wrecked
mine doing wheelies.
414
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,167
My house isn't like yours.
415
00:15:59,302 --> 00:16:01,069
Sometimes it's just...
416
00:16:01,071 --> 00:16:03,137
Better not to be there.
417
00:16:03,173 --> 00:16:07,241
So I just ride it not to
think about stuff, you know?
418
00:16:07,277 --> 00:16:10,211
ADULT MARK: To me, the bike
was a prize I didn't even want.
419
00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:12,413
But to Fox, it was everything.
420
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,782
FOX: Besides, all I've ever
had has been hand-me-downs.
421
00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:16,417
Boy's bikes.
422
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,753
It's gross.
423
00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:20,888
I'm sorry. I-I didn't know.
424
00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:22,556
It don't matter now, anyways.
425
00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:24,892
I'm out of time. No cheating, right?
426
00:16:24,928 --> 00:16:26,594
Well, you made some money, though.
427
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:27,962
You know, that's what counts.
428
00:16:28,031 --> 00:16:29,764
Look, give me your sheet.
429
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,165
I'll turn it in with mine.
430
00:16:31,201 --> 00:16:33,100
Whatever. I should'a known.
431
00:16:33,136 --> 00:16:35,637
I mean, when do I ever win, right?
432
00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:41,643
Here. On the house.
433
00:16:44,281 --> 00:16:46,781
ADULT MARK: Our Lord had
gone 40 days and nights.
434
00:16:46,783 --> 00:16:48,983
I had gone four hours and 14 minutes.
435
00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:52,053
Surely that was close enough?
436
00:16:52,188 --> 00:16:56,724
After all, did anyone even
care about the rules anymore?
437
00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:59,561
"If you find honey, eat just enough.
438
00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:03,465
Too much of it, and you will vomit."
439
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,733
Proverbs, 25: 16.
440
00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:08,703
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
441
00:17:13,676 --> 00:17:16,544
Where did you get those almonds?
442
00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:18,946
Can't talk with your mouth full?
443
00:17:18,948 --> 00:17:21,348
Oh, you just ate up any
chance of winning that bike.
444
00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:23,251
You're disqualified.
445
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,687
Now, go say seven Hail Mary's
446
00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:28,089
and think about what you've done.
447
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,358
I'm sorry. Sorry.
448
00:17:30,493 --> 00:17:34,762
?
449
00:17:34,798 --> 00:17:39,033
?
450
00:17:39,036 --> 00:17:41,436
Mmm.
451
00:17:41,571 --> 00:17:43,171
Mmm...
452
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,373
Mmm!
453
00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:49,376
?
454
00:17:51,314 --> 00:17:53,048
MS. FOWLER: Thank you, Tina.
455
00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:57,251
Last call for collection sheets.
456
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,856
Thank you, Mark.
457
00:18:01,892 --> 00:18:03,925
Thanks for not ratting me out.
458
00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:05,994
Snitches get stitches, right?
459
00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:07,996
- MS. FOWLER: Students...
- [CLEARS THROAT]
460
00:18:07,998 --> 00:18:10,698
Uh, it appears we have a winner!
461
00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:11,899
Mr. Chafe?
462
00:18:11,935 --> 00:18:13,668
MR. CHAFE: Thank you, Ms. Fowler.
463
00:18:13,803 --> 00:18:17,005
So, the winner of the new bike is...
464
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,207
Fox!
465
00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:21,209
MS. FOWLER: Fox?
466
00:18:21,278 --> 00:18:22,343
How?
467
00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:27,515
[APPLAUSE]
468
00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:29,750
Come get your coupon. Congratulations.
469
00:18:29,786 --> 00:18:32,487
Go on.
470
00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:37,825
?
471
00:18:37,894 --> 00:18:41,796
[MARK STARTS APPLAUSE, OTHERS JOIN IN]
472
00:18:41,931 --> 00:18:46,234
?
473
00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:49,205
I copy off you enough to know
your handwriting when I see it.
474
00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:50,271
Impossible!
475
00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:51,606
It says your name right there.
476
00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:53,575
Besides, I'm disqualified.
477
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:55,443
I don't need your charity.
478
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:01,249
I don't even know how to ride a bike.
479
00:19:01,752 --> 00:19:05,419
But maybe you could teach me?
480
00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:10,258
That and another box of
almonds should cover it.
481
00:19:10,327 --> 00:19:13,995
?
482
00:19:14,064 --> 00:19:17,966
?
483
00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:21,769
?
484
00:19:21,904 --> 00:19:23,604
?
485
00:19:23,673 --> 00:19:25,006
RITCHE: Yeah...
486
00:19:25,075 --> 00:19:27,474
Maybe I should sleep
in the middle tonight.
487
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,147
MIKE JR: Oh, I shouldn't
have had thirds.
488
00:19:32,282 --> 00:19:36,117
MIKE SR.: I shouldn't have had firsts.
489
00:19:36,186 --> 00:19:38,285
POP: Disgusting piggies.
490
00:19:38,321 --> 00:19:40,221
DICK: The fridge is best kind now!
491
00:19:40,257 --> 00:19:42,790
MARY: Oh, really? Oh, Dick!
492
00:19:42,925 --> 00:19:45,994
How'd you get her fixed?
493
00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:47,828
The condenser coils were dusty.
494
00:19:47,864 --> 00:19:49,364
I knew that.
495
00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:50,999
DICK: Jesus, b'y, Mary!
496
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:53,101
When was the last time
you cleaned back there?
497
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:56,104
There was enough dust
bunnies for a dozen easters.
498
00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:59,440
Oh, you frig off back to
the hole you crawled out of!
499
00:19:59,576 --> 00:20:01,209
[STOMACH RUMBLING] Oh...
500
00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:03,444
[RUMBLING CONTINUES]
501
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:07,048
Oh...
502
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:08,316
[BATHROOM DOOR CLOSES]
503
00:20:08,318 --> 00:20:10,785
Must have been the cod tongues.
504
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,154
MIKE JR: Hm, yeah.
505
00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:15,789
ADULT MARK: Selling almonds,
staying up all night,
506
00:20:15,826 --> 00:20:20,127
even putting on a concert
won't change the world.
507
00:20:20,197 --> 00:20:22,063
For all our good intentions,
508
00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:26,600
we didn't end world hunger.
509
00:20:26,636 --> 00:20:28,937
We might not have changed
the world that night,
510
00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:32,607
but I'm pretty sure I felt it move.
511
00:20:32,742 --> 00:20:36,744
?
512
00:20:36,746 --> 00:20:38,946
We often go through life not knowing
513
00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:40,915
how hard other people have it.
514
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,817
We might set out to change
the world and realize
515
00:20:43,854 --> 00:20:47,155
it's a little too big for us to do that.
516
00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:49,624
?
517
00:20:49,693 --> 00:20:51,893
But maybe, if we try,
518
00:20:51,895 --> 00:20:57,098
we can change our little piece of it.
519
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,900
Because giving is good,
520
00:20:58,902 --> 00:21:00,835
but sharing is great.
521
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,704
MARK: Okay, okay. I dunno.
522
00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:04,305
FOX: Pedal, pedal. You got this.
523
00:21:04,341 --> 00:21:06,307
- You've done it before, come on.
- MARK: Okay, there we go!
524
00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:07,841
- Yeah! [LAUGHS]
- FOX: Yeah...
525
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MARK: Okay, yeah, I got it!
526
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FOX: Turn, turn...
527
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Yeah, yeah, careful, careful, careful!
528
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- MARK: Okay...
- FOX: Okay!
529
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- MARK: Yes, I did it!
- FOX: Yeah!
530
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MARK: Yes, I got it! Woo!
531
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FOX: Okay, keep going...
532
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- MARK: Yeah.
- FOX: Do it a little faster.
533
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- MARK: Are you sure?
- FOX: Yeah, come on.
534
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MARK: Okay.
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537
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