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ADULT MARK: They say money
can't buy happiness...
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MIKE SR.: Good God!
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Phone bill's past due,
power bill's past due.
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I'm not paying my dues,
I'm paying my past dues!
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ADULT MARK: But poverty
can't buy anything.
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Well, you'd better pay the TV bill.
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'Cause I'm betting on
the Tyson/Frazier fight.
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You want me to pay a bill so
you can gamble away your money?
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Oh, you don't know the first
thing about investments!
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[DREARY MUSIC]
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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Good morning.
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You slept in. You'll miss your bus.
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- You want some toast?
- MARK: No, thanks.
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You can eat at recess, then.
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Look. I made you a special lunch.
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Two buns, two bags of
chips, and two Pepsis, huh?
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ADULT MARK: My mother was
killing me with kindness.
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And maybe diabetes.
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I couldn't fit in your sandwich.
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You want to eat that on the bus?
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That's okay. Thanks, Mom.
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[EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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The redhead dumped him.
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- MARY: What?
- POP: She's got a new boyfriend.
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POP: He's a bit older. Drives a car!
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I'd tell you more, but...
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I'm sworn to secrecy.
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Hey, guys.
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MARY: Mike, honey!
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Here, made you a ham sandwich.
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MIKE JR.: Oh, thank you!
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MIKE SR.: How was the night shift?
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Oh, it was awesome.
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And you know what?
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I got my first cheque.
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- MARY: Oh!
- MIKE SR.: Oh, well done!
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That's my boy!
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That can't be right.
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Says here he's making 10
cents more an hour than I am.
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[CHUCKLES] Cool.
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Jesus Murphy!
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You can't be making less than your son.
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Well, when's the last
time you asked for a raise?
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Well, I...
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I mean, you have to...
find the right time
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for this kind of...
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ADULT MARK: The old man hated conflict.
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He believed in living
life as free as a bird.
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An ostrich, specifically,
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with his head buried deep in the sand.
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MARY: The right time is right now.
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Now, you get on over there
and you tell Mr. Murphy
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that you're the heart
and soul of that station!
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And all that other crap
you're always telling me, hm?
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?
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Go on. Huss!
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[RADIO PLAYING "EVERY TIME
YOU GO AWAY" BY PAUL YOUNG]
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ADULT MARK: The bus was
where I first saw her,
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and now every inch of
it reminded me of her.
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? You take a piece of me with you... ?
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? Every time you go away... ?
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? You take a piece of me with you... ?
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- FOX: Hey.
- MARK: Hey.
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ADULT MARK: Our witty banter was back!
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All I had to do now was
not say anything stupid!
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MARK: So...
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Why isn't your boyfriend driving you?
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You know, besides it being illegal.
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Even with a learner's permit,
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you should always have an
adult present in the car.
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ADULT MARK: And so much for that.
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We broke up.
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Oh. That's too bad.
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ADULT MARK: Huzzah!
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I had defeated my enemy
without having to do a thing.
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I felt as powerful as the noble ostrich.
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He's a jerk.
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He's always trying to
get me to do gross stuff.
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Boys are dicks.
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Can I ask you a personal question?
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If he's so rotten, then
why'd you even date him?
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In the summer, he seemed nice
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compared to everyone else
I was hanging out with,
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but now I realize that's 'cause
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the people I was
hanging out with... suck.
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?
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Check this out. I got double-lunched.
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No way! How?
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Oh, my mom.
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- FOX: Okay, give me the chips.
- MARK: Both?
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ADULT MARK: The bus had
become a time machine,
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and by the time we got to school,
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I felt as though a great
weight had been lifted
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from my shoulders...
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... and tied around my ankles.
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FOX: [TO MARK] That's so lame...
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MILLARD: Hey, Fox!
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- MILLARD: We gotta talk.
- FOX: I gotta get to class.
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Oh, would you just give it up?!
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She said she doesn't
want to talk to you.
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MILLARD: And I wasn't
talking to you!*
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You know, if I wanted to hear
from an arsehole, I'd fart.
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FOX: Gross! Leave him alone.
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SILVER FOX: Oh, you're lucky
she's holding me back, my son!
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FOX: Oh, I know...
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[ANGRY ROCK MUSIC]
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ADULT MARK: Now that I was
the victor, I pitied him.
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After all, I knew what it
was like to lose at love.
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I just wanted to say, I've been there.
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Fairly recently, as a matter of fact.
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Sometimes the heart
just needs time to accept
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what the mind already knows.
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Sometimes good things fall apart
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so better things can fall together.
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ADULT MARK: I'd found
solace in one of Mom's
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Cosmopolitan magazine articles,
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"Ten Ways to Move On After
Your Husband has Left."
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You can't look for happiness
in the same place you lost it.
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Just accept what is
and let go of what was.
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?
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I get what you're saying.
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Yeah?
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This is your fault.
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What? No, no, no, no!
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Look, I'm on your side! You
two seemed great together!
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MILLARD: Did she dump me for you?
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Dump you for me ?
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That's crazy talk! No, of course not!
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MR. CHAFE: Hey, hey!
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Millard!
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Put that boy down! Now!
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[ANGRY ROCK MUSIC BUILDS]
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Please.
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Three o'clock, after school...
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You're dead.
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[OMINOUS ROCK MUSIC]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Better listening, VOCM.
Mike Critch speaking.
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Did you talk to him yet?
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Mary, I'm at work.
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That's no place to ask for a raise.
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MARY: [ON PHONE] Oh, you
march into Mr. Murphy's office
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and you demand a raise!
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What's that you say? A fire?
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Woolco is ablaze?
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Well, thank you very much for the tip.
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Is that Mr. Murphy? You ask him!
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MARY: [ON PHONE] No, tell him!
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MIKE SR.: Uh, have a nice day, now!
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Hey, Dick?
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Did you ever get a raise?
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A raise? No, b'y.
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Mr. Murphy is tighter
than Mike Critch's arse.
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Oh, sorry, Mike, b'y.
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It's just something people say, right?
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MIKE SR.: [SIGHS]
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ADULT MARK: Lunch.
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Just three hours till my crucifixion.
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I felt like our Lord at the Last Supper.
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Except I hadn't been betrayed by Judas,
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but by my own mouth.
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TINA: He can't beat you up.
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That'd be like... hitting a girl.
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It's just wrong.
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- MARK: Thanks.
- SILVER FOX: She's got a point.
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I mean, I don't beat up
anyone in elementary anymore.
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It's beneath me.
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You should just tell a teacher.
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No, I can't rat him out.
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Nobody would respect me ever again.
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Hard to respect a corpse, though.
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- TINA: You should tell Fox.
- MARK: No, no.
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The only thing worse than
getting beat up over a girl
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is the girl we're fighting
over fighting my fight for me.
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What about you?
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You must know karate or something.
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Why would you think that?
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Uh... no reason.
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Look, I'm just gonna tell
him that I'm a pacifist.
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Like Gandhi.
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ADULT MARK: I, too, would
end up on a hunger strike.
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Not for ideological reasons,
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but because my jaw would be wired shut.
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Hey! Still want to double-lunch?
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No! I-I mean, we were...
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We were just leaving!
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All right, come on! Come on, Ritchie!
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MARK: Uh, you can have my seat, Fox.
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MILLARD: Fox, we need to talk.
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FOX: Frig off!
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?
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What the hell are you staring at, huh?
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Ow! Frig off!
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Bullies shouldn't get bullied.
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It's not right.
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?
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?
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He's gotta go.
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[MUFFLED ACCORDION MUSIC]
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Mr. Murphy...
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I've been working here for a long time,
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and I've never asked for anything.
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Well, it's recently come
to my attention that...
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Mr. Murphy, I will not be
paid less than a teenager.
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I will be 60 years old come January,
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and I demand to be paid adult wages.
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No...
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You listen to me, you son of a bitch...
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GERTIE: Mike?
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Mr. Murphy will see you now.
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MIKE SR.: Oh. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Thank you, Gertie.
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MR. MURPHY: Sit down, Mike.
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ADULT MARK: I felt like
every second was a number
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in the countdown to a rocket launch...
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and the rocket was
carrying the Challenger!
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MS. FOWLER: Excusez moi! Class?
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Can anyone tell me the
French word for "draw"?
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A toke?
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[STUDENTS LAUGH]
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ADULT MARK: I had only seconds left.
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If I stepped onto that
playground, I'd be crucified.
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Desperate times call
for desperate measures.
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[EERIE, TENSE MUSIC]
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MS. FOWLER: Very funny, Fox.
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Anyone else?
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MS. FOWLER: Mr. Critch.
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[MUSIC WITH PLAYFUL INTRIGUE]
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?
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?
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?
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[EVERYONE GASPS]
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MR. CHAFE: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
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You can't be swearing
in school, Mark, b'y.
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ADULT MARK: I had landed in detention.
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I hadn't ratted anyone out,
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and it was impossible for me
to walk onto the playground.
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It was a master stroke.
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Look, I know you don't
want to fight him.
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And I can't blame ya.
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He looks big enough to
be in grade 15 by now.
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But you can't hide out here forever.
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The Critch men pride
ourselves on avoidance.
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So, do I still get the strap?
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Nah. You got enough trouble.
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Besides, you're gonna need to
be able to make a fist tomorrow.
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MR. CHAFE: [EXHALES] He's some size.
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We'll wait him out.
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[TRADITIONAL MUSIC]
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Weenie?
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Um, no thank you.
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I have a feeling that
anything that goes in
259
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will be coming out... and
it could be from any opening.
260
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Suit yourself.
261
00:10:59,819 --> 00:11:01,652
MARY: Swearing on the blackboard!
262
00:11:01,755 --> 00:11:04,222
By the Lord Lipton swearing
and Christ on a cracker!
263
00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:06,124
Where the hell did you
learn words like that?
264
00:11:06,226 --> 00:11:08,159
ADULT MARK: Mom swore
like some people danced.
265
00:11:08,262 --> 00:11:10,160
Music personified.
266
00:11:10,263 --> 00:11:11,929
Detention for swearing.
267
00:11:12,031 --> 00:11:14,298
- I didn't think you had it in ya.
- MARK: Oh...
268
00:11:14,401 --> 00:11:15,933
You wait till your father gets home.
269
00:11:16,035 --> 00:11:17,035
MIKE SR.: Mary?
270
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- [DOOR SHUTS]
- MIKE SR.: Mary!
271
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You won't believe it.
272
00:11:21,274 --> 00:11:23,007
MARY: Oh, you'll never
believe what your son did!
273
00:11:23,109 --> 00:11:24,675
Wait a minute, Mike... You didn't!
274
00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:25,778
I did!
275
00:11:25,879 --> 00:11:27,745
MARY: Oh! [GIGGLES]
276
00:11:27,847 --> 00:11:29,747
Your father got a raise!
277
00:11:29,849 --> 00:11:30,849
Hey, awesome!
278
00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:31,982
Should I ask for one?
279
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BOTH: No!
280
00:11:33,119 --> 00:11:34,952
POP: Now you can pay the TV bill.
281
00:11:35,054 --> 00:11:36,687
Because the fight's tonight!
282
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,589
Well, I didn't get a raise, per se.
283
00:11:38,691 --> 00:11:39,990
MARY: What do you mean?
284
00:11:40,092 --> 00:11:42,126
Well, I marched into
that Mr. Murphy's office,
285
00:11:42,228 --> 00:11:43,827
and I said, "I've been working too long
286
00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:45,129
and for not enough money."
287
00:11:45,231 --> 00:11:46,663
Well, that's great, Dad.
288
00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:48,098
MARY: Get to the jeezly point, Mike.
289
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,766
Did he give you the raise or not?
290
00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:52,102
Well, he agreed that my hard
work should be recognized,
291
00:11:52,204 --> 00:11:54,939
so he decided to make
me weekend manager!
292
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,840
- MIKE JR.: Oh, cool!
- MARK: Congrats, Dad!
293
00:11:56,943 --> 00:12:00,710
- But you gets weekends off, Mike.
- Exactly!
294
00:12:00,813 --> 00:12:03,513
Now I get paid the same rate,
but I gets to work more hours.
295
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:04,881
It's a win/win, see?
296
00:12:04,984 --> 00:12:06,350
ADULT MARK: As Dad spoke the words,
297
00:12:06,452 --> 00:12:08,352
even he could see his error.
298
00:12:08,454 --> 00:12:11,155
MARY: You stunned shagger. [SIGHS]
299
00:12:11,257 --> 00:12:12,522
Mary... Mary!
300
00:12:12,624 --> 00:12:14,191
MARY: What am I gonna do with you?
301
00:12:14,293 --> 00:12:15,960
MIKE SR.: I still have
weekend nights off!
302
00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:19,963
POP: Who needs Frazier/Tyson
when we've got Mike and Mary?
303
00:12:20,065 --> 00:12:22,799
MARK: [LAUGHS]
304
00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:25,969
- MIKE SR.: Mary...
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
305
00:12:26,071 --> 00:12:27,637
MARK: Oh...
306
00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:29,473
ANNOUNCER: [ON TV] Tyson is undefeated.
307
00:12:29,575 --> 00:12:32,742
Marvis Frazier, the son of
boxing legend Joe Frazier.
308
00:12:32,845 --> 00:12:35,712
Live from the Civic Center
in Glen Falls, New York!
309
00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:38,214
This is gonna be a great one.
310
00:12:38,316 --> 00:12:40,316
- MARK: What ya watching?
- POP: Shh.
311
00:12:40,418 --> 00:12:42,586
This is Tyson/Frazier,
fight of the decade.
312
00:12:42,688 --> 00:12:44,420
I've got money on this.
313
00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:46,155
'Ey, sit down.
314
00:12:46,257 --> 00:12:48,257
ADULT MARK: The last thing I
wanted to do on my final night
315
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,760
on Earth was to watch
someone else be pummelled.
316
00:12:50,863 --> 00:12:52,596
I had my own fight to lose...
317
00:12:52,698 --> 00:12:54,097
and it wasn't going to be pretty.
318
00:12:54,199 --> 00:12:55,898
[BOXING BELL RINGS]
319
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:59,002
POP: I want you to get in
there and hit him, you bum!
320
00:12:59,104 --> 00:13:00,569
MARK: I can't! He's too big!
321
00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:03,439
POP: Oh, the bigger they
are, the harder they fall.
322
00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,774
Now, get in there!
323
00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:08,844
MR. CHAFE: All right,
I want a clean fight.
324
00:13:08,946 --> 00:13:12,281
No hitting below the belt.
325
00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:14,017
[BOXING BELL RINGS]
326
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:16,252
[CROWD YELLING]
327
00:13:16,354 --> 00:13:17,853
POP: Come on, Mark, come on!
328
00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:19,255
Hit the bum!
329
00:13:19,357 --> 00:13:22,525
I'm too old to waste my
time on a loser like you.
330
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:26,295
Hit him! Come on, ya loser!
331
00:13:26,398 --> 00:13:28,731
[CROWD YELLING]
332
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,466
- MR. CHAFE: Augh!
- [CROWD CHEERING]
333
00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:32,367
POP: Oh, geez.
334
00:13:32,469 --> 00:13:34,369
[ROCK MUSIC]
335
00:13:34,471 --> 00:13:35,471
POP: Run!
336
00:13:35,506 --> 00:13:36,906
Run for your life!
337
00:13:37,008 --> 00:13:38,206
He's gonna kill ya!
338
00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:39,975
Run, Mark!
339
00:13:40,077 --> 00:13:41,109
Mark!
340
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,310
Mark!
341
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:43,612
Mark !
342
00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:44,947
What's the matter with you?
343
00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:46,281
MARK: Well, don't you want to watch?
344
00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:47,883
POP: Yeah, sure.
345
00:13:47,985 --> 00:13:50,419
I've got this going eight rounds.
346
00:13:50,521 --> 00:13:52,454
ANNOUNCER: [ON TV] Round
one, about to begin.
347
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,557
Marvis Frazier, the record...
348
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,091
- Pop... ?
- POP: Hm?
349
00:13:56,193 --> 00:13:57,927
How do you fight?
350
00:13:58,029 --> 00:14:01,496
ANNOUNCER: [ON TV] ... to continue
his father's legacy in the ring.
351
00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:02,599
POP: Hm...
352
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,166
How big is he?
353
00:14:04,268 --> 00:14:06,000
About your size, but...
354
00:14:06,102 --> 00:14:07,102
bigger.
355
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,670
Jesus.
356
00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,605
What's the fight about?
357
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,975
A girl.
358
00:14:14,077 --> 00:14:16,844
Little Miss Red?
359
00:14:16,947 --> 00:14:19,781
Well, obviously you can't run.
360
00:14:19,883 --> 00:14:22,617
The best way to start
a fight is to finish it.
361
00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:24,852
You have to hit him first.
362
00:14:24,955 --> 00:14:26,087
Well, then what?
363
00:14:26,189 --> 00:14:27,855
Then...
364
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,958
you run.
365
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,759
All right... Come on.
366
00:14:31,861 --> 00:14:32,927
- MARK: What, why?
- POP: Come on.
367
00:14:33,029 --> 00:14:34,963
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
368
00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:36,163
You ever hit a man?
369
00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:37,832
- MARK: Of course not!
- POP: Ah, okay.
370
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,033
Well, you're gonna hit me.
371
00:14:39,135 --> 00:14:41,102
You have to understand
what it feels like.
372
00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:43,337
Now, you can hit me
right here in the gut.
373
00:14:43,539 --> 00:14:44,905
No! I might hurt you.
374
00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:47,308
POP: Oh, you'll hurt
me? You really think so?
375
00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:48,809
- POP: All right, come on.
- MARK: Hey, watch it!
376
00:14:48,911 --> 00:14:50,611
- POP: What do ya got?
- MARK: Watch it, no, no!
377
00:14:50,713 --> 00:14:52,313
POP: What do you got? Let's see it!
378
00:14:52,415 --> 00:14:54,047
- MARK: Stop it!
- POP: Come on, ya big baby!
379
00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:55,282
Ah, oh!
380
00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:56,584
MARK: Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
381
00:14:56,686 --> 00:14:58,919
POP: Jesus God! God, now, come on!
382
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:01,455
- I wasn't ready!
- [CROWD ON TV YELLING]
383
00:15:01,557 --> 00:15:03,424
ANNOUNCER: [ON TV] And
would you look at that!
384
00:15:03,526 --> 00:15:05,559
Tyson has knocked Frazier out!
385
00:15:05,661 --> 00:15:06,993
The ref is having a look.
386
00:15:07,096 --> 00:15:09,796
He's stopping the fight
after just 30 seconds!
387
00:15:09,898 --> 00:15:11,598
A record!
388
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:12,999
MARK: Well, congrats, Pop! I...
389
00:15:13,102 --> 00:15:14,167
- POP: What?
- MARK: I guess you win.
390
00:15:14,269 --> 00:15:15,435
POP: What?
391
00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:17,570
No, I had the money on
the other one, Frazier!
392
00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:19,172
Ah!
393
00:15:19,274 --> 00:15:22,342
What kind of a moron am I?
394
00:15:22,444 --> 00:15:24,977
You have to respect him, though.
395
00:15:25,079 --> 00:15:28,580
Stood there and took
a beating like a man.
396
00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:31,516
There's a certain dignity to that.
397
00:15:31,619 --> 00:15:32,852
ADULT MARK: It was decided.
398
00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:34,787
I would make a fool of myself...
399
00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:36,655
with dignity.
400
00:15:39,993 --> 00:15:42,794
ADULT MARK: My father
decided to face his fears.
401
00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:44,562
GERTIE: Mike, he's on a
call, you can't go in there!
402
00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:46,798
Mike!
403
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,399
ADULT MARK: Or else face Mom.
404
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:50,234
MARY: [ON TV] ... if you
don't give him at least
405
00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:53,337
what his son is getting,
I'll be calling Mrs. Murphy
406
00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:56,407
and telling her just what
kind of man she's married to.
407
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,375
MIKE SR.: Mr. Murphy, I'm
sorry to interrupt, sir.
408
00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:00,678
Oh, for God's sake, Mike.
409
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,179
Ten cents more an hour.
410
00:16:02,281 --> 00:16:03,648
Just go, Mike! That's it.
411
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,217
Ten cents. Go.
412
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,720
No, uh, 15 cents, Mr. Murphy.
413
00:16:09,822 --> 00:16:11,722
Not 10.
414
00:16:11,824 --> 00:16:15,759
Eleven cents, Mike.
That's it. Out, out, out!
415
00:16:15,861 --> 00:16:18,362
[QUIETLY] Good for you.
416
00:16:18,464 --> 00:16:23,434
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
417
00:16:23,536 --> 00:16:27,004
?
418
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,940
MS. FOWLER: Copy down your
homework for tonight, children.
419
00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:31,042
Literature...
420
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,477
RITCHIE: [QUIETLY] Psst! Hey...
421
00:16:33,579 --> 00:16:36,947
In have an idea.
422
00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:39,850
Have you tried peeing yourself?
423
00:16:39,952 --> 00:16:40,952
What?
424
00:16:40,986 --> 00:16:42,786
It's like a wet ticket home.
425
00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:45,222
You'd be too pathetic to hit!
426
00:16:45,323 --> 00:16:46,623
- MARK: [SIGHS]
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
427
00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:47,858
MS. FOWLER: Have a nice night,
428
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,392
and have a good weekend, children.
429
00:16:49,494 --> 00:16:51,061
I know I will.
430
00:16:51,163 --> 00:16:54,064
I'm learning to dance the Pasodoble!
431
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,833
You can have my comic books.
432
00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:59,736
You're going to be fine.
433
00:16:59,838 --> 00:17:02,839
[WESTERN-STYLE MUSIC]
434
00:17:02,941 --> 00:17:04,407
ADULT MARK: The time had come.
435
00:17:04,509 --> 00:17:06,176
I would meet my fate honourably,
436
00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:09,246
standing tall with knocking knees.
437
00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:11,581
MARK: Okay.
438
00:17:13,317 --> 00:17:15,484
What's going on?
439
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:16,852
Spill it!
440
00:17:19,423 --> 00:17:21,690
ADULT MARK: Word spread
like chicken pox.
441
00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,859
It seemed like all eyes were on me.
442
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:27,663
It would be a public hanging.
443
00:17:27,765 --> 00:17:31,533
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
444
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:36,205
?
445
00:17:36,307 --> 00:17:40,442
?
446
00:17:40,544 --> 00:17:46,544
?
447
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:52,620
?
448
00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:56,624
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
449
00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:59,694
?
450
00:17:59,796 --> 00:18:03,264
?
451
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:06,801
?
452
00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:09,037
?
453
00:18:09,139 --> 00:18:14,475
[BELL TOLLING]
454
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:21,846
[WESTERN-STYLE MUSIC]
455
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:25,585
[CAR APPROACHING]
456
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:30,324
?
457
00:18:30,425 --> 00:18:33,994
?
458
00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:37,564
?
459
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:41,668
?
460
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:45,072
?
461
00:18:45,174 --> 00:18:47,440
?
462
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:50,277
ADULT MARK: All I wanted
to do was not faint.
463
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,313
Or pee myself.
464
00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:57,116
You finally showed up.
465
00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:58,951
You got some balls after all.
466
00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:01,020
ADULT MARK: I wanted to throw
the first punch like Pop said,
467
00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:02,955
but I couldn't move my arms.
468
00:19:03,057 --> 00:19:08,627
I could barely close my eyes.
469
00:19:08,729 --> 00:19:12,198
SILVER FOX: Leave him alone.
470
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,699
This isn't your fight.
471
00:19:13,801 --> 00:19:15,268
Yes, it is.
472
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:16,835
He's my friend.
473
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,837
ADULT MARK: I started to
wonder if I'd already been hit
474
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,306
and was dreaming behind the veil
475
00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:21,707
of a medically-induced coma.
476
00:19:21,809 --> 00:19:24,377
Fine. I'll kick your ass, too, then.
477
00:19:24,478 --> 00:19:27,046
MIDDLE FOX: You fight one
of us, you fights all of us.
478
00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:28,479
We're family.
479
00:19:28,671 --> 00:19:30,638
ADULT MARK: Like a crowd
protecting Spartacus,
480
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:33,274
the Foxes had rallied to my defence.
481
00:19:33,377 --> 00:19:34,909
BABY FOX: I'll smack you in the nuts!
482
00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:38,079
You can't punch a baby!
483
00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:40,915
I can't fight all of you.
484
00:19:42,419 --> 00:19:44,819
Then fight me.
485
00:19:44,921 --> 00:19:46,787
MARK: No, you're... you're
just making it worse.
486
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:47,940
I don't need you to
fight my fights for me!
487
00:19:48,558 --> 00:19:49,608
I don't need you to
fight my fights for me!
488
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:51,959
This isn't your fight.
I'm the one he's mad at.
489
00:19:52,062 --> 00:19:53,594
I can't hit a girl.
490
00:19:53,696 --> 00:19:56,297
What'd you call me?
491
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,168
MILLARD: Augh! [MOANING]
492
00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,802
You got balls after all.
493
00:20:01,905 --> 00:20:03,603
RITCHIE: Wipe out!
494
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:04,705
Sick!
495
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,273
We're done, you hear me?
496
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,910
Done! You don't own me!
497
00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:11,945
- MARK: Thanks.
- FOX: Frig off!
498
00:20:12,048 --> 00:20:14,014
MR. CHAFE: No fighting
on school grounds!
499
00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:17,817
Now, why don't you get on home?
500
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,121
MILLARD: [WHIMPERING]
501
00:20:22,224 --> 00:20:23,524
So I marched right in there,
502
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,992
and I told Mr. Murphy
the way it was gonna be!
503
00:20:26,195 --> 00:20:28,061
- MARY: Did you, now?
- MIKE SR.: I did!
504
00:20:28,164 --> 00:20:29,796
I told him, "If I don't get my raise,
505
00:20:29,898 --> 00:20:33,967
well, there is going to be hell to pay."
506
00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:36,302
POP: Well, you don't look beaten up.
507
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:37,637
I'm impressed.
508
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,872
I didn't know you could run so fast.
509
00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:41,274
Oh, I didn't run.
510
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:43,142
But I didn't fight either.
511
00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:44,743
All right, a draw.
512
00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:46,312
I'm still impressed.
513
00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:47,813
How?
514
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,615
I didn't even throw a punch.
515
00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:52,985
Look, showing up to a fight
you know you're gonna win,
516
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,554
it makes you a bully.
517
00:20:54,656 --> 00:20:57,623
But showing up for a fight
you know you're gonna lose,
518
00:20:57,725 --> 00:21:00,626
now, that makes you brave.
519
00:21:00,728 --> 00:21:02,127
Thanks, Pop.
520
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:04,263
And I'm sorry you lost all that money.
521
00:21:04,365 --> 00:21:06,464
What money? I didn't lose any money.
522
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:09,668
No, I forgot to place the bet.
523
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,771
One of the few joys of getting old.
524
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:17,642
ADULT MARK: There's a fine line
between bravery and stupidity.
525
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,612
Some things are worth fighting for.
526
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,681
Even if you lose.
527
00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:27,281
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