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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:37,620 DRUNKEN NIGHT 4 00:01:22,610 --> 00:01:27,250 The train from Basel and Strasbourg is arriving at platform 7. 5 00:01:27,410 --> 00:01:29,660 Stand well back. 6 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:30,920 Wake up. 7 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:33,450 Give me a break. 8 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,210 Unbelievable. 9 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:37,960 Wake up, you! 10 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:41,130 The hookers are over that way. 11 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:43,400 Don't try it. 12 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,430 Are you deaf? 13 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:48,270 I'm not a whore. 14 00:01:48,470 --> 00:01:51,430 - What did you say? - Take it easy. 15 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:53,200 Police. 16 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:54,990 Let's see your ID. 17 00:01:56,270 --> 00:01:57,310 Come on. 18 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,730 You look like cops. 19 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:03,100 - Come on. - All right, calm down. 20 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,750 Let's see that, too. 21 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:08,570 Give it here. 22 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,430 OK, I see... 23 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:16,920 - Look at that. - Just out of jail. 24 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:21,060 - Yeah, got a problem with that? - Scram, or I'll arrest you 25 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:23,810 for insulting a police officer. 26 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,900 An on-duty police officer! 27 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:29,610 With your references, you won't get out fast. 28 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:38,270 - Marseille, Marseille! - Stop it... 29 00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:43,940 Right. Let's go. Barman! 30 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,030 Barman! 31 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,860 They're all totally deaf here. 32 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:50,620 What's he doing? 33 00:02:50,910 --> 00:02:53,790 Kissing someone's hand. Obviously. 34 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:57,620 That's a Dandy d'Or. It's a work of art. 35 00:02:57,790 --> 00:03:00,260 He looks like he's bringing the bill. 36 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:07,420 - Let's have one. - OK. Just a Coke. 37 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:10,390 With some bourbon. It's good, like that. 38 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,480 Let's have a Four Roses. A quick one. 39 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,560 Don't worry. Your starlet's train isn't due yet. 40 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:19,110 Two whiskies! 41 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:23,610 She's big on the TV, you know. 42 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:27,750 Lamotte bust his knee. They'll get stuffed, I tell you. 43 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:30,530 Bunch of jokers. 2-0, I bet you. 44 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:35,330 - And more, with Aziz. - Can you turn the sound up? 45 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:38,040 - Up. Sound? - Stop it! Aziz! 46 00:03:42,870 --> 00:03:44,760 On a lighter note, 47 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,970 Jacques Belin, 48 00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:51,520 the TV presenter, has won the "Dandy d'Or" for courtesy. 49 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,770 The prize is awarded for courtesy 50 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,940 and elegance. 51 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:01,980 Jacques Belin is part of a line of worthy antecedents. 52 00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:04,410 Now, we'll get straight back 53 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,870 to the eagerly-awaited football match. 54 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,490 They could at least have shown the report. 55 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:15,090 All for a crappy football match! 56 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:19,040 Hey, you! I'm watching that crappy football match. 57 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,160 I can't see through you. 58 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:24,580 Well, excuse me, sir. 59 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:34,220 I could strip paint with my breath. 60 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,060 Have a pastis. 61 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:39,480 Neat. - Good idea. 62 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:41,020 Freshen up. 63 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:43,350 Barman! 64 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:48,350 - Two pastis! No water! - OK. I'm not deaf. 65 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:54,050 Have a look at how she's done up. 66 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,710 She looks like a crested parrot. 67 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:02,220 Isn't that the name of an old cocktail? 68 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,290 Pastis with mint? 69 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:05,920 You know, 70 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:08,010 Marlène hates mint. 71 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,850 - You like those tight-ass women. - Why do you say that? 72 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:14,800 It's hardly news. 73 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:19,530 That's what she is - a beautiful tight-ass. 74 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,400 That's my fiancée you're talking about. 75 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:26,030 I can call her a tight-ass, can't I? 76 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:27,060 No. 77 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,360 Listen... 78 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:31,860 She takes a while to start. 79 00:05:33,190 --> 00:05:37,080 About time! The service here is so slow! 80 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,330 - Where's the phone? - That way. 81 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:41,180 It's coin operated. 82 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,000 You need to pay for the whiskies now. 83 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,220 - 30 francs. - There. 84 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:52,840 Have I seen you before? Are you local? 85 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,520 Not at all, I've never... 86 00:05:57,220 --> 00:06:00,560 been here before, to tell the truth. 87 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,850 It's funny... I'm sure I've seen you before. 88 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:05,060 Yes! 89 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:08,100 What about you? 90 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,320 Have you seen me before? 91 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,200 - Should I have? - No, no. 92 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:17,950 No, no. 93 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,960 Were you at last year's Farming Fair? 94 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:25,340 That's right. I stopped by. 95 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:29,260 You were serving drinks at the Auvergne stand. 96 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:32,130 - No. - You were! I did 2 days with you. 97 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:35,510 No, really, we've never met. 98 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:39,140 OK, it'll come back to me. 99 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,890 Barman at the Foire de Paris! Idiot. 100 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:54,440 - Do you remember Sandrine? - Who's Sandrine? 101 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,440 - The press agent? - I'm meeting her. Bye. 102 00:06:58,610 --> 00:07:02,290 You can't go off with a pig like that! 103 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:04,700 She's like a frog in glasses. 104 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:07,000 I love frogs! 105 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,840 Forget it. Come to Ragain's. 106 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,510 There are always loads of women there. 107 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:16,170 I prefer frogs. They've got nice legs. 108 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:19,970 - Come on. She's so ugly! - Ugly, but good. 109 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:23,100 Come on! Come to Ragain's. 110 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:25,900 I'll call you tomorrow. Say hi to the star. 111 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:29,060 She's so ugly. 112 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:31,780 He's got a taste for the gutter... 113 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:35,530 Or he's just dirtier than I thought. 114 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:38,950 She's a real pig. Christ, she's ugly! 115 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,130 She is! 116 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:43,280 She's ugly. 117 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:45,500 She's ugly! 118 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:49,950 Even uglier than you are. That'll give you an idea. 119 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,170 I'll borrow your lighter, if that's OK. 120 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:57,060 And a cigarette, to spark it up with. 121 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:01,010 Are these all you've got? 122 00:08:03,010 --> 00:08:05,640 You're not too chatty. Or you're just 123 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,980 looking nice and keeping quiet. 124 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:12,320 You're certainly keeping quiet. 125 00:08:15,310 --> 00:08:18,240 You freak. You look like a penguin. 126 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:20,250 Right! 127 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:23,820 This is known as a dinner jacket. 128 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:26,660 I thought they were for gentlemen. 129 00:08:26,870 --> 00:08:29,620 If I was rude, please forgive me. 130 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:32,210 But I'm a little bit tipsy. 131 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:35,300 I'd hate to be impolite. 132 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:37,730 I'm always courteous with women. 133 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:42,560 All women, mind you. Not just the beautiful women. 134 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:44,770 Especially for you, 135 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:46,440 this evening, 136 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,010 the Dandy d'Or 137 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:53,360 offers you his humblest apologies. 138 00:08:53,770 --> 00:08:55,140 - Well done! - Sorry. 139 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:58,060 Lucky he didn't fall on the table. 140 00:08:58,270 --> 00:08:59,490 Idiot! 141 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:03,230 You're right. Lucky it wasn't on the table. 142 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,280 I'm so sorry. 143 00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:08,530 - Do you know how much this cost? - It's OK. 144 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:12,640 I absolutely insist on compensating you fully. 145 00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:14,390 You better had! 146 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:17,460 You have to break what you pay for. 147 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,260 No, really. It's only fair. 148 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,510 - There. - Is that a joke? 149 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:25,090 - It's worth 5,000. - What? 150 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,180 Plus the sentimental value. 151 00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:30,430 - You are joking? - Never, with mementos. 152 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:34,820 I'll give you 500, but don't take me for a fool. 153 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:39,190 I've got a precision Swiss watch that isn't worth that. 154 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,490 Oh no! Marlène! 155 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:43,320 - Shit! - Hey! 156 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:46,410 "Hey presto, there you go!" I've remembered! 157 00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:48,790 I said it'd come back to me. 158 00:09:48,950 --> 00:09:51,040 It's Jacques Belin! 159 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:57,470 The 291 express to Basel, Switzerland and Italy 160 00:09:57,580 --> 00:09:59,470 is at platform 8. 161 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,090 Has that train been here long? 162 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:05,970 - I know you. - It's me. 163 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:08,400 - How long? - Jacques Belin! 164 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,390 - It's me. - How long? 165 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:12,440 It's been there 5 minutes. 166 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:19,610 "Hey presto, there you go!" 167 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,230 Thanks, thanks! 168 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,870 Shit! 169 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,290 Yes! 170 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:32,620 The guy with a bag on his back. "Hey presto!" 171 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,830 Ah, there he is! 172 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,210 Have you got change for the phone? 173 00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:38,720 Yes, sure. 174 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:42,940 Your show isn't as daft as it looks. 175 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:45,100 - It's informative. - Thanks. 176 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,510 It is. 177 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,180 "Hey presto!" 178 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:53,480 - My 800 francs? - Shut it! 179 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:55,190 Hey! 180 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,110 You owe me! 181 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:09,910 Hi, Marlène, er... 182 00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:12,830 I missed you at the station. 183 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:18,340 I'm on my way. I'll be there in 10 minutes. 184 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,420 I'll be right there. 185 00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:26,710 No way! 186 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,980 Where did the woman at the back go? 187 00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:32,360 She just left. 188 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:35,020 She took my coat and wallet. 189 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,230 Bitch! You should report her. 190 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:39,790 I don't have time. I have to go. 191 00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:44,770 What a night! 192 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,030 There she is! 193 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:59,330 I'll get her. I'll get you! I'll get you! 194 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,300 - Are you crazy? - My wallet! 195 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,310 - What wallet? - Shall I call the police? 196 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:12,100 Let's go. 197 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:17,560 - There's your wallet. - Thanks. 198 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,930 And my coat? Where is it? 199 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,480 It's over there? 200 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,330 Get it yourself! 201 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,480 Pick it up, you bitch. 202 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,950 - Get off me, you fucker! - Bitch! 203 00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:32,480 Are you going to pick up my coat, bitch? 204 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:34,620 Have you got a problem? 205 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,790 Ah! Our old friend. Is she causing trouble? 206 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,170 No, it's sorted. 207 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,670 It's Jacques Belin! 208 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,630 We're the police. We'll take her in. 209 00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:48,760 She's missing it. 210 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,190 No. We're together. 211 00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:56,680 We were just squabbling. 212 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,230 Ah you sure? We can take her in. 213 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:03,240 It's OK. Really, it's OK. 214 00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:05,070 You know... 215 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,680 "Hey presto!" 216 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,530 Get in. 217 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:15,960 Mr Belin, could you sign something for me? 218 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,910 - Do you have... - Yes. 219 00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:22,300 - "Best wishes", OK? - Yes, for Berthier. 220 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,090 It's funny. You're not like I thought. 221 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:33,420 Don't get offended, but I was sure you were one of those. 222 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:37,240 Just because he wears make-up doesn't mean he's queer. 223 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,520 Right, Mr Belin? 224 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,400 I didn't think you were into whores. 225 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,400 Neither did I! 226 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,490 Each to his own. 227 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:51,030 If he likes whores, he likes whores. 228 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:54,820 "Hey presto!" 229 00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:03,870 - You could thank me. - What for? 230 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,630 I could have let them arrest you. 231 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,630 I didn't steal your money! 232 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:11,970 - What would you call it? - Are you a cop? 233 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,940 - Sorry? - Are you a cop? 234 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:18,720 - What makes you think that? - The cops know you. 235 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:21,850 Everyone does, except you. 236 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,990 I'm Jacques Belin. Have you heard of me? 237 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,980 Belin, like the biscuits? 238 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:30,030 It doesn't matter. 239 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,060 Belin... No. 240 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:36,540 I just wanted the money for my watch. 241 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:40,120 I've had it with your watch! What about my coat? 242 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:44,500 It's always the same. The rich guys are the tightest. 243 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,840 Go on. Help yourself! 244 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,260 - That's it. - My pleasure. 245 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,760 You've got plenty. 246 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:55,670 Well now! 247 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:59,480 That'll do. I don't want you to have 248 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:01,520 a heart attack. 249 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,310 Get out. 250 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,790 You can't just leave me here. 251 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,690 - You won't get out? - No. 252 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,650 - My fiancée's waiting. - So? 253 00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:18,650 There's someone waiting. She's dying to see me! 254 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,490 She's easily pleased. 255 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:22,830 - Get out! - Get off! 256 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:26,790 Have you got a thing about hitting women? 257 00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:32,920 Shut it! 258 00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:51,160 - We're here. - What do you mean? 259 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,060 What? This is the middle of nowhere. 260 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:55,950 There's a hotel there. 261 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,610 That's luxury. 262 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,780 I can't afford that. 263 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,370 Here's 500 francs. 264 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:06,590 And don't think of saying thanks. 265 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:10,460 Thanks. How's that, fool? 266 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,560 - Yes? - It's me. 267 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,850 - Who? - Jacques. 268 00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,470 Jacques who? 269 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,600 - Belin. - Ah! 270 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,690 I missed you at the station. 271 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:33,690 I came by car, not by train. 272 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:36,240 You could have told me! 273 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,900 - I'll come up. - No. 274 00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:41,620 - What do you mean? - Don't come up. 275 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,710 I'll wait in the car. 276 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:46,130 I'm tired. I'll stay here. 277 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,430 Minou, this is an important evening for me. 278 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:52,180 I'll be talking with Mr Bulot. 279 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:55,430 Do it for me. Everyone's expecting you. 280 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,710 Stuff your TV show. Goodnight. 281 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,680 Let me come up. 282 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:04,090 - Is someone there? - No. 283 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,890 I heard, there's someone up there. 284 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:10,140 It's Norbert Terreaux, OK? 285 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,860 I should have known he'd be back. 286 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,570 He's up there on the podium all year. 287 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:18,520 How dare you treat me like this? 288 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,200 You're pissing me off. 289 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,990 Just calm down. Or I'll come down and deal with you! 290 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:28,000 Bring your coat, it's cold. 291 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:32,370 Do you know how much a room is? 500 francs just buys breakfast. 292 00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:36,710 You're pissing me off, too. Get it? 293 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,270 - I'll drop you off. - I piss you off. 294 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,350 Sorry about that. Get in. 295 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,860 If you insist... 296 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,490 What's your name? 297 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:13,260 - Fred. - Fred, as in Fred? 298 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:17,790 Fred. Frédérique's too long. 299 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,430 Do you fancy a drink? 300 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:24,550 I've got an hour. It might be nice. 301 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,850 - Sure, why not? - We'll find a hotel and... 302 00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:31,350 we'll have a drink in your bedroom. 303 00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:34,850 You're pretty sure of yourself! 304 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,820 I didn't mean that. I just meant... 305 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:40,370 To have a quick one, to calm yourself down. 306 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,240 Don't be vulgar! 307 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,800 Now he's criticizing my manners. 308 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:48,070 I gave you 900 francs. The price of a good whore! 309 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,370 - I'm not a whore. - I know. 310 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,500 - Just stop. - Why? Don't you like me? 311 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:57,670 Do you prefer those big USSR shot-putter types? 312 00:18:57,830 --> 00:19:01,660 You're handsome, but I'm getting out, so stop. 313 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,060 OK? 314 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:07,550 Wait. What don't you like about me? 315 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,600 Let's have it, straight. 316 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,600 - It's your manners. - What do you mean? 317 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,320 OK. I was rude and disrespectful. 318 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:18,390 I've been out with ruder guys than you. 319 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,900 Sorry... There's a minimum! 320 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,870 You get into it. 321 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:26,660 I'm sorry too. 322 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,610 Do you want some champagne? 323 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:33,040 Somewhere you've never been? 324 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,080 - Eh? - Yes. 325 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,000 Let's go! 326 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,880 - You'll like it. - You're a funny guy. 327 00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:11,570 Fred? 328 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:16,750 - Fred? - Here I am! 329 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:24,930 - Am I overdressed? - Not at all. 330 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:29,600 - It fits like a glove? - More like a mitten. 331 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,130 Leave it out. 332 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:36,270 - I haven't worn this for 3 years. - If fits perfectly. 333 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:49,990 - Where are we going? - Isn't this all right? 334 00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:55,000 - Here? - Why not? 335 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,420 - It's nice here. - It's not up to much! 336 00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:07,390 Don't you want to be seen with me? 337 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,640 Am I not classy enough? 338 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:13,300 Oh, come on. You're so cynical. 339 00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:16,520 We'll have a drink here and then go on. 340 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,690 Look what I found. 341 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:21,520 Magic. 342 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:27,240 A little party treasure-chest. 343 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,990 Champagne? 344 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:32,990 There we go! 345 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:34,490 Pure joy. 346 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,700 That's plenty! 347 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,880 What is it? Piper. 348 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,500 This is the good stuff. 349 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,420 Cheers! 350 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,660 - Cheers. - Cheers. 351 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:56,640 You knocked that one back. 352 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,060 Nice and easy. 353 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,360 Careful now. 354 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,440 What do you do? 355 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,200 I was in care, till now. 356 00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:10,740 I'm going to my sister's. 357 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,620 I made a wish. 358 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:17,410 - What was it? - If I say, it won't come true. 359 00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:20,920 Will it if you don't? Olive? 360 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:23,130 It was for work. 361 00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:26,080 My sister's going to find me something. 362 00:22:27,370 --> 00:22:29,130 In a shoe factory. 363 00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:32,800 The money's not so good, but the shoes are 20% off. 364 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,230 - That's good! - Yes. 365 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,810 That's really good. 366 00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:40,010 Look at me. 367 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,220 Would you like to work in TV? 368 00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,070 I'd never thought of it. 369 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:49,770 I could help you with that, if you like. 370 00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:52,320 - Yeah, right! - I'm not kidding! 371 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,660 I'm not. 372 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:56,080 I present a TV show every day. 373 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:59,910 I present It's In The Bag. Don't you know it? 374 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,870 I've never had it. 375 00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:04,720 Don't you know It's In The Bag? 376 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:08,050 - Come and see. - What a joke! 377 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:10,450 You'll see if I'm joking. 378 00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:13,550 - I'll see? - So what about that then? 379 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:15,960 Is that you? 380 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:20,550 - You work on TV? - You see? I'm not kidding. 381 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,100 It's not my fault. I don't watch TV. 382 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,810 - I feel so silly. - It doesn't matter. 383 00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:30,780 When you're a public figure, like me, 384 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:33,020 people's attitude changes. 385 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,730 You're spontaneous. I like that. 386 00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:40,450 - I'm drinking with a star! - Sort of. 387 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:42,380 So... 388 00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:46,570 if I'm offering you a job, it's not just hot air. 389 00:23:46,910 --> 00:23:48,540 Doing what? 390 00:23:49,870 --> 00:23:50,920 Got your BEPS? 391 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,430 - My what? - B.E.P.S? 392 00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:59,180 - Is that a vaccination? - It's OK. 393 00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:03,840 You won't need to have done too much time. 394 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:07,050 - What? - What? 395 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,480 Did you say I'd been in prison? 396 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,950 - No one said that! - Listen, I'm honest. 397 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:16,530 - I've not been to prison. - I meant time in school. 398 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:20,860 - Don't you know the Central School? - Where the guards go? 399 00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:22,320 No. 400 00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:26,330 I just meant that to dance with a number on your butt 401 00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:29,080 you don't need to be too bright! 402 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,330 - Dancing? - Yes. 403 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,380 I thought it was something else! 404 00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:38,210 There are 3 girls that dance with the scores. 405 00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:40,760 145, 146! 406 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,810 And sometimes they do 12! You'd fit right in. 407 00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:49,070 - Nice. - Yes, it's very nice. 408 00:24:49,220 --> 00:24:51,640 You have to be gorgeous to do that. 409 00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:54,730 Why? Are you hung up about something? 410 00:24:54,850 --> 00:24:56,410 - No? - No. 411 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,700 - My ass is all right. - Let's have a look. 412 00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:03,750 That's nice! I've got your heart on my sleeve! 413 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,040 Silly! 414 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,040 Anyway, it's all framed. You don't see the bottom. 415 00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:11,460 Sometimes they only wear the costume on top. 416 00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:14,120 - I never knew. - The audience doesn't. 417 00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:16,210 That's TV. 418 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,550 You know, I was a majorette for 2 years. 419 00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:21,140 - No! - I was. 420 00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:23,600 Then you can do anything. 421 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,350 - That's the best school. - Really? 422 00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:29,560 Most girls on TV started as majorettes. 423 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,320 I didn't know. I was really good, too. 424 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,650 I threw my stick 3 or 4m up. 425 00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:38,120 - Always... - Or 6m. 426 00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,780 You may well be right. 427 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:45,650 Why don't you do a little demonstration, here? 428 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,530 - Here? - Why not? 429 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:50,910 - You'd be fine. - Yes, but... 430 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,410 Then I could get an idea. 431 00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:56,450 It's been ages. 432 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:59,220 It's like riding a bike. 433 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,380 We're all alone. Don't be shy. 434 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,840 I'm so rusty. 435 00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:07,190 This'll grease the wheels. 436 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:08,680 Cold, like that? 437 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,440 You won't be cold, I promise. 438 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,940 - I promise. - I'll do it for you. 439 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:17,490 Don't be too hard... 440 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,620 I know how to judge. Your very good health. 441 00:26:20,770 --> 00:26:21,910 - Cheers. - In one? 442 00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:23,030 Cheers. 443 00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:30,420 - That's good? - Over to you. 444 00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:32,880 OK, let me get ready. 445 00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:35,660 Let's go! 446 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,960 I'll warm up. 447 00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,770 The wrists are important. 448 00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:49,690 Go for it! 449 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,870 Stop, stop, stop. 450 00:27:10,410 --> 00:27:13,370 - No good? - You were really good. 451 00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:14,790 Really good! 452 00:27:14,990 --> 00:27:17,790 But what about the drum? 453 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,580 We have to have the drum noise. 454 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:23,010 It'll be clearer with the rhythm. 455 00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:26,060 - I've never done it. - You have to. 456 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,440 - Will it count? - Everything counts, on TV. 457 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,480 Even the presentation. 458 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:35,730 I'll have a go, but I've never done it before. 459 00:27:59,120 --> 00:27:59,950 Stop. 460 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,080 Stop! 461 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,300 That's ridiculous. Stop. 462 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:08,770 I'm out of practice. You'll see in 2 or 3 months... 463 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,190 I won't. 464 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:13,020 I was just making you look ridiculous. 465 00:28:16,850 --> 00:28:20,110 We don't need anyone on TV. Especially not you. 466 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:28,030 Why did you do that? 467 00:28:30,030 --> 00:28:32,120 Because I'm drunk. 468 00:28:32,990 --> 00:28:35,740 Go ahead, if you want to say I'm sick. 469 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:37,830 I'm sick. 470 00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,390 I've known some jerks in my life, 471 00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:53,590 but I put you in the number one spot. 472 00:28:56,390 --> 00:28:57,780 King of the Jerks. 473 00:29:01,810 --> 00:29:04,410 I'll have that as a souvenir, OK? 474 00:29:05,190 --> 00:29:07,950 You don't meet stars every day. 475 00:29:08,110 --> 00:29:10,660 I haven't missed much, without a TV. 476 00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:23,640 Fred, Fred, wait. 477 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:26,960 - I'm really sorry. - Get lost! 478 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,300 I don't know what I'm saying when I'm drunk. 479 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:33,050 Slap me, but stop crying. 480 00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:36,400 It's my fault. I shouldn't have believed you. 481 00:29:36,550 --> 00:29:38,600 I acted like a fool. 482 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,190 I'm sorry, I spoiled your evening. 483 00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:43,390 Will you forgive me? 484 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,320 - Go away. - I'm begging you on my knees. 485 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,740 Please. 486 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,700 You can't stay like that. 487 00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:53,210 Get up. 488 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,370 You're a funny guy. 489 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,040 Let's go for a coffee. 490 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,790 This'll straighten us out. 491 00:30:00,950 --> 00:30:03,500 - Me, especially. - You're funny. 492 00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:10,100 There's a bistro. 493 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,520 - Shall I carry that? - No, it's not heavy. 494 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,480 It's nice to get a bit of fresh air. 495 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,930 I'm filthy. It must be nice inside. 496 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:31,780 You're drunk and I'm paying for it. What an evening! 497 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:33,030 I understand. 498 00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:37,330 If I'd met a guy like me, I'd have slapped him. 499 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:40,000 - Why the dark glasses? - What? 500 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,710 Are you scared of being seen with me? 501 00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:46,590 No. I swear it's not that. 502 00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:50,620 I just don't want to be Jacques Belin, in this state. 503 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,260 Let's have a drink. 504 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,550 2 coffees, please. 505 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,730 - We're shut! - We'll be quick. 506 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,940 - The machine's off. - 2 Vichy waters. 507 00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:04,640 - With 2 straws? - Can I make a call? 508 00:31:04,810 --> 00:31:06,610 - It's out of order. - Please. 509 00:31:06,770 --> 00:31:07,990 - For Paris? - Yes. 510 00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:10,080 - It's back there. - Thanks. 511 00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:24,500 Jean-François? 512 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:25,880 It's Jacques. 513 00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:27,660 Belin. 514 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:33,290 I've had a bit of a problem. 515 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,050 Is President Bulot there? 516 00:31:36,210 --> 00:31:39,060 I need to speak to him. I'm coming. 517 00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,350 See you. Bye. 518 00:31:46,810 --> 00:31:49,360 A Vichy water will help. 519 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:59,620 I'm so horrible. I was really dreadful to you. 520 00:32:00,490 --> 00:32:03,790 - It's OK. - I was an idiot. 521 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:06,920 These things happen... 522 00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:09,660 To idiots. 523 00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:16,560 - You know what I'd like? - Tell me. 524 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:19,900 I'd like you to kiss me. 525 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,220 Well now... 526 00:32:23,590 --> 00:32:25,230 So you're not cross? 527 00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:26,810 I'd like that. 528 00:32:28,430 --> 00:32:29,700 I'd like that. 529 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,980 There. 530 00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:37,990 Do you do four times? 531 00:32:39,610 --> 00:32:41,780 What's up? 532 00:32:42,650 --> 00:32:44,170 Nothing. I'm fine. 533 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,620 - I wasn't expecting that. - What were you expecting? 534 00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:52,920 - Not on the cheek. - Well now... 535 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,130 It's refined. 536 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:58,060 I'm not your type. That much is clear. 537 00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:01,790 Fred... You're a great girl. 538 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,720 But I can't afford to. I can't. 539 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,820 Was the girl you were shouting at pretty? 540 00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:10,310 Yes. Really pretty. 541 00:33:10,850 --> 00:33:12,010 She's pretty. 542 00:33:14,730 --> 00:33:17,030 A beautiful bitch, as they say. 543 00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:19,980 A beautiful bitch. 544 00:33:21,110 --> 00:33:22,500 Is she a film star? 545 00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:24,580 She'd like to be. 546 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,840 She works mostly on TV. 547 00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:30,170 She's in the big soap opera at the moment. 548 00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:32,630 The Brossard Saga. 549 00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:35,010 Is it to do with the biscuits? 550 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:40,430 - You're obsessed! - What? Isn't it? 551 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,760 You're not far off. It's bread and butter. 552 00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:47,810 - Are you upset about her? - So-so. 553 00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:49,800 So-so. 554 00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:51,400 It's empty 555 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,820 We'd meet up at weekends. 556 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,940 We'd be worn out from work. 557 00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,060 We'd watch TV. 558 00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:02,740 So at the weekends... 559 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,750 I don't have a TV. 560 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,110 - Thanks. - Sure. 561 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,340 Do you want a hand? Out! 562 00:34:09,490 --> 00:34:11,660 - Sorry? - I saw that! 563 00:34:11,830 --> 00:34:13,500 Are you in business now? 564 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:16,430 It's just a misunderstanding. 565 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:19,710 - Did the Chinese send you? - Steady on. 566 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,430 - Shut your face. - What did you say? 567 00:34:23,590 --> 00:34:24,760 Hold that. 568 00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:26,590 I'll tell you! 569 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:36,780 - I'll pay! - Get out. 570 00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:47,450 Get those off. 571 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:49,280 Who's that? 572 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,820 It's Jacques Belin. 573 00:34:52,450 --> 00:34:54,170 Yes. Jacques Belin! 574 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,920 I've been telling you. 575 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,180 It's In The Bag! Here! 576 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,140 Jacques Belin, off the TV. 577 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,770 - I'll get my mum. - We don't have time. 578 00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:14,470 She loves you. Are you kidding? 579 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,820 Let's go. 580 00:35:17,270 --> 00:35:20,030 - He's getting him mum. - I'm already late. 581 00:35:20,190 --> 00:35:24,480 Wait. He'll be disappointed. These people are nice. 582 00:35:24,650 --> 00:35:26,490 Stop acting the star. 583 00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:32,950 How come you speak Arabic? Is that your background? 584 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,550 No, I learned from my Algerian cellmate. 585 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:39,960 I've just got out of prison. 586 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,340 I'd never have thought it. 587 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,920 You look so honest. 588 00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:50,010 I speak a bit of Portuguese too. 589 00:35:57,430 --> 00:35:59,820 Mr Bilin. It's In The Bag. 590 00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:02,360 Thanks so much for coming. 591 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,320 - Mr Bilin! - It's Belin. 592 00:36:08,190 --> 00:36:10,400 - I like your bag. - It's not mine. 593 00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:12,200 Mrs Bilin! 594 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:19,500 - Thanks. We have to go. - No! Have a boukha. 595 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:23,170 - On the house! - No, really, we can't! 596 00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:27,550 Boukha's deadly stuff. I have to go. 597 00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:30,600 - Belin, Belin. - Come on, it's not strong. 598 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,430 I know it's not. 599 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:37,520 - I'm tired. I have to go. - Just a taste. Go on! 600 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,770 I know what it tastes like. 601 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,780 - A bit more. - It's not at all strong. 602 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:49,490 - It just slips down. - I know. 603 00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:51,330 Stop! 604 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,750 It's really not strong. But I have to go. 605 00:36:57,910 --> 00:37:00,340 - One more. - Come on, Mr Belin. 606 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:03,180 Ask your mother to let go of me. 607 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:07,540 - She's very nice. - I see! Let's go. 608 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,390 Remind me, what's this... 609 00:37:14,470 --> 00:37:15,760 made with? - Figs. 610 00:37:15,930 --> 00:37:19,110 - It's made from figs. - It's very good for you. 611 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:26,650 I'm itching! 612 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,330 In my stomach! It's like fire. 613 00:37:33,490 --> 00:37:37,710 - That's the figs. - I can't scratch it. 614 00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:40,400 Give me your hand! 615 00:37:40,580 --> 00:37:43,670 You're getting on my nerves! 616 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:45,840 - Leave it, Jugnot. - Hi, Belin! 617 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,930 - Good luck. - And he touched my ass! 618 00:37:54,510 --> 00:37:57,180 - What an idiot! - He's an artist. 619 00:37:57,550 --> 00:38:00,930 - Who's the big angry one? - President Bulot. 620 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,570 He runs the channel. 621 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,520 We were just arguing. Where's Marlène? 622 00:38:05,690 --> 00:38:08,580 Something came up for Marlène... 623 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:12,030 She's got boils inside her nose, but... 624 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:15,160 - It's not serious. - Well done, for the Dandy. 625 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,950 - Thanks. - Thanks. 626 00:38:17,110 --> 00:38:18,870 - Thanks. - She doesn't drink. 627 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:23,170 She's having them out tomorrow. It's totally benign. 628 00:38:23,330 --> 00:38:26,760 This is Fred. Fred, Jean-François Ragain. 629 00:38:26,910 --> 00:38:30,630 Fred is a bear tamer. Fred, Jean-François Ragain. 630 00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:33,810 - A table-footballer's handshake. - Great! 631 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,350 - What circus are you with? - Err... 632 00:38:36,510 --> 00:38:37,810 Pinder! 633 00:38:39,090 --> 00:38:42,230 I'll go and see Bulot. I need to speak to him. 634 00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:44,940 No wait till he's finished playing. 635 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,910 He almost lost it with Jugnot and Auguste. 636 00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:52,660 Help yourself. That's Caribbean... No that's Asian, that's Caribbean. 637 00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:53,960 Hi, Dorothy! 638 00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:55,710 - Thanks. - Congratulations. 639 00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:58,530 - Thanks. - Thanks. Caribbean. 640 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,510 Thanks for the Dandy. 641 00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:03,960 - Come this way. Hi. - Jacques Belin. 642 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,620 Well done for the Dandy. 643 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:10,760 I'm happy about that. Let's go. Caribbean. 644 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:13,350 No thanks. 645 00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:23,050 Why did you say I was a bear tamer? 646 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:25,640 It's not true. Stop it! 647 00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:29,240 Wouldn't you like to have been? 648 00:39:29,390 --> 00:39:34,000 - Maybe, but not with bears. - Why not with bears? 649 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:39,830 I have a friend in jail who managed 650 00:39:40,450 --> 00:39:42,800 to tame... 651 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:46,170 a flea. - That makes it itch. 652 00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:48,960 - Oh no! - That itches. 653 00:39:50,330 --> 00:39:54,840 - What was the flea doing? - Not biting her. 654 00:39:55,630 --> 00:39:57,300 It was a nice flea. 655 00:40:01,590 --> 00:40:03,650 She knew it well! 656 00:40:04,390 --> 00:40:06,440 When she whistled... 657 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:09,520 it'd come back. 658 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,900 Or elephants. 659 00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:16,160 Elephants are good. 660 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,540 Taming elephants would be nicer than bears. 661 00:40:20,690 --> 00:40:24,610 Maybe. You know I did something with elephants 662 00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:28,540 at the Gala de l'Union des Artistes. 663 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:31,530 African elephants, with big ears, 664 00:40:31,710 --> 00:40:33,080 and Asian elephants, 665 00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:34,750 with small ears. 666 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,170 So the biggest ones didn't have... 667 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:40,770 The small ones had massive balls. 668 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,590 The big ones often had small dicks. 669 00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:48,820 Something annoyed the elephant. 670 00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:51,730 The trainer said the African one 671 00:40:53,230 --> 00:40:55,250 didn't like my cologne. 672 00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:58,960 He kept getting me on the neck. 673 00:40:59,110 --> 00:41:01,110 Whacking the back of my neck. 674 00:41:01,490 --> 00:41:04,950 Damn. It just jumped into the piano. 675 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,410 Hi, Jacques. 676 00:41:07,490 --> 00:41:09,710 - Bravo. - Sorry? 677 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,300 - The Dandy d'Or. - Ah, yes! 678 00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:15,220 That sounds funny. 679 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,800 Yes, it does. 680 00:41:34,850 --> 00:41:37,200 That's Caribbean black pudding. 681 00:41:37,350 --> 00:41:40,700 Careful. It's very spicy. 682 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,450 Shit. 683 00:41:43,610 --> 00:41:46,460 Could you help me life this up? 684 00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:49,920 It's got everywhere! 685 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,210 Look at that! 686 00:41:51,370 --> 00:41:54,630 The guy that's just arrived is Marc-André Ammou. 687 00:41:54,790 --> 00:41:57,770 You wouldn't believe what he writes about me. 688 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,270 - It's real poison. - Smash his face in! 689 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,810 Have a seat, this could get rough. 690 00:42:09,050 --> 00:42:12,190 So, Marc-André Ammou-mou. 691 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:18,080 I didn't think they were letting urbane fuckers like you in. 692 00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:21,660 I see the Dandy's true to form. 693 00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:23,870 Is it still "in the bag"? 694 00:42:24,030 --> 00:42:27,160 It's not getting too heavy, stuffed with 695 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,620 all that nonsense? 696 00:42:30,070 --> 00:42:33,790 I'll get you, one of these days. 697 00:42:33,950 --> 00:42:35,090 Very funny! 698 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:38,630 Elegance and humour combined, how overwhelming. 699 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:42,880 - Have you got any scissors? - Why? 700 00:42:43,050 --> 00:42:44,130 No reason. 701 00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:50,180 I was brought up with bears. And bears aren't so nice. 702 00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:53,110 You just have to be gentle with them. 703 00:42:53,890 --> 00:42:56,860 You have to discipline them with a stick! 704 00:42:57,060 --> 00:43:01,030 - Did you have any accidents? - You might not believe me, 705 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:04,370 but one bit me in the stomach. 706 00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:10,250 - What's happened? - How's the piano? 707 00:43:13,830 --> 00:43:15,080 Got any scissors? 708 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,170 - Scissors? - Why? 709 00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:19,800 - Sharp ones. - Your nails? 710 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,800 - I'll check in the kitchen. - Bravo. Go on. 711 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:28,850 I'm a bear, too. Maybe you could tame me? 712 00:43:30,630 --> 00:43:33,550 I prefer bears. At least they hibernate. 713 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,150 3 months of peace! 714 00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:41,950 They hibernate in winter. 715 00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:44,360 And do they spring in spring? 716 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,870 He's crazy! He cut my ears. 717 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,790 - What? - He cut my lobe. 718 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,090 - Who? - Belin, Belin! 719 00:44:01,830 --> 00:44:04,800 - Come in the bathroom. - Get off, Ragain! 720 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,130 This is shocking. 721 00:44:12,890 --> 00:44:14,110 Shall we? 722 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,960 - I'll call my lawyer. - Shall I even you up? 723 00:44:45,830 --> 00:44:48,270 Wait till your next review! 724 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,510 You've had it, Belin! 725 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,800 Not quite yet! 726 00:45:51,820 --> 00:45:54,830 No! We were just getting going! 727 00:45:54,990 --> 00:45:56,580 What a loser. 728 00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:58,960 President, I'm glad to see you. 729 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,970 I've got an idea for a show 730 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,700 at 8.30pm. 731 00:46:02,970 --> 00:46:07,280 It's simple. Are you shaking? It's simple: a couple, 732 00:46:07,470 --> 00:46:09,650 a journey, and then a bit of sex. 733 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:13,160 - Do you like sex? - This is a tricky shot. 734 00:46:13,310 --> 00:46:16,660 - Talk to him later. - We'll speak later. 735 00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:18,910 What happened with Ammou? 736 00:46:19,070 --> 00:46:21,070 - He attacked me. - What happened? 737 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:25,200 - Do you have any disinfectant? - In the bathroom. 738 00:46:25,370 --> 00:46:28,380 Stop, stop. I need a drink. 739 00:46:31,870 --> 00:46:36,300 President, you should think about this. It's a good idea. 740 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:40,100 - Simple, pertinent questions. - You're putting me off. 741 00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:42,890 - Let's go. - Let him play his shot. 742 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,730 If I may, 743 00:46:44,930 --> 00:46:47,140 spread your fingers wide. 744 00:46:50,310 --> 00:46:52,440 You've got a great elbow! 745 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,570 Can I play? 746 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:58,490 - That's not a good idea. - I know how. 747 00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:02,120 This is a serious game. She's not in a fit state. 748 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,330 Just a shot. Don't be hard. Just one. I know how. 749 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:10,380 Wait till we've finished, if you want to tear the cloth! 750 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,840 I said I know how to play! 751 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,590 - She said she knows how! - Shove over. 752 00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:21,630 OK, you've proved yourself, 753 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,730 now get lost! 754 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,270 - What did he say? - "Get lost"! 755 00:47:26,430 --> 00:47:28,110 That's nasty. 756 00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:31,510 You can hardly stand. You stink of booze. 757 00:47:31,730 --> 00:47:35,980 - I've just had water! - Who do you think you are? 758 00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:38,700 Did you pay for all this? 759 00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:39,950 Who is she? 760 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:44,040 I'm not saying anything, but she looks like a hooker. 761 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,320 How's it going? 762 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:50,410 Kick her out on her ass! 763 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:53,380 What's the problem here, President? 764 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:57,880 He got a slap, because he said "get lost". 765 00:47:58,090 --> 00:47:59,560 You're drunk! 766 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:04,640 I won't even take the trouble to slap you, shit-wit! 767 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,940 She's a whore, or I'm a monk! 768 00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:10,150 I've got scissors here! 769 00:48:10,310 --> 00:48:11,730 What did you say? 770 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,990 - He said "get lost". - Nasty! 771 00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:17,830 You're not very nice. 772 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:25,940 - Let's go, Belin! - You're not going to fight! 773 00:48:26,910 --> 00:48:29,240 - Sorry. - Not at all, President. 774 00:48:47,970 --> 00:48:49,890 "B" for "Belin"! 775 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,380 - "Get lost"! - Up you get. 776 00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:18,960 I'll get you this time. 777 00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:31,150 Bash his nose. 778 00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:35,490 Go on. 779 00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:38,960 Jacques, what's happening? 780 00:49:39,770 --> 00:49:41,820 Not the President's hair! 781 00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:44,860 President, President. Stop! 782 00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:48,620 We're OK! 783 00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:52,210 - We're OK. - Better than OK. 784 00:49:52,370 --> 00:49:55,040 - This is nice. - Taking it easy. 785 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:59,210 Nice and easy. No one bothering us. 786 00:49:59,370 --> 00:50:03,050 No one to say It's In The Bag! 787 00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:04,550 I can't stand that. 788 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:07,630 I can't stand it. 789 00:50:11,090 --> 00:50:14,060 - It's nice, isn't it? - Nice watch. 790 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:17,190 Ragain brought that back from Japan. 791 00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:19,520 - Nice. - Like it? 792 00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:23,190 Would you like that? 793 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,450 It was a present. It's yours. 794 00:50:26,610 --> 00:50:30,330 I'd like you to have it. 795 00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:33,090 It suits you. 796 00:50:37,290 --> 00:50:39,590 How did you end up in jail? 797 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:43,140 - What did you do? - Nothing. 798 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,420 Nothing? What did you do? 799 00:50:45,590 --> 00:50:50,010 - Nothing, I'm telling you. - That's what everyone says. 800 00:50:50,170 --> 00:50:53,140 You were just walking past, saw the light, 801 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,310 and went in! 802 00:50:54,470 --> 00:50:56,490 Leave it out. 803 00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:04,230 You can tell me. Go on, tell me. 804 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,650 Whisper it. 805 00:51:07,070 --> 00:51:08,340 Whisper it. 806 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,360 I... 807 00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:14,240 I killed my man. 808 00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:23,170 It was so stupid. 809 00:51:28,090 --> 00:51:30,890 I was washing my feet. 810 00:51:31,050 --> 00:51:35,270 We started arguing about 811 00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:38,590 how he preferred lavender soap to cologne. 812 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,520 So you see... 813 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,650 serious stuff! 814 00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:44,650 Then... 815 00:51:45,690 --> 00:51:48,110 We started slapping each other. 816 00:51:48,270 --> 00:51:51,900 It's a boring story. 817 00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:56,210 And then, in the fight, he took... 818 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,740 a powder compact. 819 00:51:59,490 --> 00:52:02,670 And he threw it against the wall. 820 00:52:02,830 --> 00:52:05,630 But in a really nasty way! 821 00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:09,970 That really wound me up. I wanted to retaliate. 822 00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:14,840 So I took something of his. I wanted to get him back. 823 00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:17,350 I took a ceramic gondola... 824 00:52:18,350 --> 00:52:20,860 With the little boatman in it 825 00:52:22,020 --> 00:52:24,480 and I threw it against the wall. 826 00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:30,990 I got three years. Three years. 827 00:52:31,150 --> 00:52:36,290 Three years for throwing a gondola, that's heavy. 828 00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:40,340 I swear, I just threw that gondola. 829 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,890 I just threw it. 830 00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:45,170 The stupid idiot 831 00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:50,920 got himself right between 832 00:52:51,090 --> 00:52:53,550 the wall and the gondola. 833 00:52:56,130 --> 00:52:59,810 And he got the gondola right in... 834 00:53:01,050 --> 00:53:04,480 Don't cry. Don't cry. Come on now. 835 00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:09,690 Killing someone could happen to anyone. 836 00:53:09,850 --> 00:53:14,070 - No. Just to me. - It could happen to me. 837 00:53:14,230 --> 00:53:19,570 I could have killed that big guy with my billiard cue. 838 00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:23,170 I could have killed him, without meaning to. 839 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:26,010 You're a great girl. Don't cry. 840 00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:55,020 Hello? 841 00:53:56,070 --> 00:53:58,240 Oh, hi, Steve. Hi. 842 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,420 Yes, you woke me up. 843 00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,920 What time is it? One? 844 00:54:03,070 --> 00:54:06,670 Oh, shit! I've lost my watch. 845 00:54:06,830 --> 00:54:09,680 No, I never take it off. It was a present. 846 00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:13,300 I've got a steam-drill going in my head. 847 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:15,260 Shit. Wait. 848 00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:18,220 Let me get coffee and Alka-Seltzer. 849 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,760 Oh my God. 850 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,550 What? 851 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,850 What a dreadful evening. 852 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,730 I split up with Marlène. 853 00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,270 Is that funny? 854 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,330 I got drunk in an Arab bistro. 855 00:54:38,110 --> 00:54:39,200 On boukha. 856 00:54:40,490 --> 00:54:42,490 It's strong stuff. 857 00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:44,070 Then... 858 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,370 I don't know how I got home. I lost my watch. 859 00:54:47,540 --> 00:54:50,930 I had a blackout. What a disaster! 860 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:51,920 Doesn't hurt, 861 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,300 once in a while. 862 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,630 You? Hang on... 863 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,640 Did you hop on your frog? 864 00:55:01,510 --> 00:55:02,800 Dirty dog! 865 00:55:03,130 --> 00:55:05,590 What did she say when you went? 866 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,230 You dirty dog! 867 00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:10,950 I need some coffee. 868 00:55:12,140 --> 00:55:13,320 Shit! 869 00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:18,080 Hello? No, the phone fell in the coffee. 870 00:55:18,270 --> 00:55:21,160 The cleaning woman puts it under the sink. 871 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,990 When are you going? 872 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,040 Today? What day is it? 873 00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:30,250 Shit! I've got an interview. In half an hour. 874 00:55:30,790 --> 00:55:33,340 Listen, Steve, I've got to run. 875 00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:36,330 OK, see you. 876 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,270 OK, Steve. Say hi to the frog. 877 00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:03,500 I don't have time. 878 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,590 Jacques, are you awake? 879 00:57:56,270 --> 00:57:59,700 To Jacques Belin His weight in pure Arabica 880 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:37,980 What can I tell you? We'll see about that. 881 01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:37,560 Hello? 882 01:00:38,090 --> 01:00:39,170 Hi, Yves. 883 01:00:39,350 --> 01:00:42,690 Hold on. There's something wrong with the tap. 884 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,070 What a face! 885 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:59,090 I'm not surprised, after yesterday. 886 01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:12,220 I'll call back, something's come up. 887 01:01:12,630 --> 01:01:15,230 What's come up? 888 01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:16,400 Eh? 889 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,490 That isn't my watch, is it? 890 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,360 I wouldn't lose that! 891 01:01:22,510 --> 01:01:25,940 I don't get presents like that every day. 892 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,530 Am I going crazy? Who am I? 893 01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:31,990 Jacques, you've got a hangover. 894 01:01:32,150 --> 01:01:33,410 Who are you? 895 01:01:33,570 --> 01:01:36,630 I didn't want to wake you up. 896 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:39,960 Hang on. I need to get this straight. 897 01:01:40,110 --> 01:01:42,620 No! Not while I'm having my coffee! 898 01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:45,450 Not there, either! It puts me off. 899 01:01:49,290 --> 01:01:52,260 What is this coffee? My God. 900 01:01:55,590 --> 01:01:57,340 I'm glad to have met you. 901 01:01:57,510 --> 01:01:59,680 Some guys are so lucky. 902 01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:04,070 - I could stay here for hours. - My arms get tired. 903 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:05,230 That's it! 904 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:08,910 - You were waiting for a train! - Easy. It's OK. 905 01:02:09,060 --> 01:02:12,070 - How come? - I called my sister. 906 01:02:12,230 --> 01:02:13,610 So it's OK. 907 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,780 No! Let me finish my coffee. 908 01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:19,070 Jocelyne was amazed. 909 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,670 - Who? - Jocelyne, my big sister. 910 01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:28,280 She couldn't believe we're getting married. 911 01:02:28,450 --> 01:02:30,840 - Did you burn yourself? - It's strong. 912 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,600 - Wait, Nicole! - I'm not Nicole! 913 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,630 - Why not? - I'm Fred. Don't say you forgot! 914 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:40,430 No, I didn't forget. Sit down, we need to talk. 915 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,800 And you're not going to like it. 916 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,640 - Now... - You look like Ben Hur. 917 01:02:46,810 --> 01:02:51,520 We'll deal with him later. I've got something to say. 918 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,940 - Now. - It's too big. 919 01:02:55,650 --> 01:02:57,870 - What? - I got it too big. 920 01:02:58,990 --> 01:03:01,570 - What is this? - It's from the market. 921 01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:03,910 I bought it from Maurice. 922 01:03:04,070 --> 01:03:06,790 They gave me 10% off? for you. 923 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,380 I'll take it up. 924 01:03:08,540 --> 01:03:10,510 - How much was it? - Don't ask! 925 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:13,140 But I've got my own! Where is it? 926 01:03:13,330 --> 01:03:15,640 - Drying. - What? 927 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,920 I put it in the washing machine. 928 01:03:18,130 --> 01:03:21,930 - My cashmere? In the machine? - I set it to "wool". 929 01:03:23,590 --> 01:03:25,140 I can't believe it! 930 01:03:31,430 --> 01:03:32,890 I got the wrong setting. 931 01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:37,350 This is cashmere. Are you completely crazy? 932 01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:40,370 - I'll buy another one. - What? 933 01:03:40,570 --> 01:03:42,840 Like this? - Don't you like it? 934 01:03:43,030 --> 01:03:46,200 Calm down. It's no big deal. 935 01:03:46,370 --> 01:03:48,340 This isn't like you. 936 01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:50,620 I don't even know you. 937 01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:54,090 - We need to talk. - What is it? 938 01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:56,220 - Do you want a coffee? - Yes. 939 01:03:59,050 --> 01:04:03,020 - What have I brought home? - What's this on the wall? 940 01:04:03,220 --> 01:04:04,970 A collection of junk? 941 01:04:05,130 --> 01:04:08,810 It's all the stuff from my program. 942 01:04:09,350 --> 01:04:13,140 - Souvenirs. - I'll hang it back up. 943 01:04:13,270 --> 01:04:14,870 - There. - Sit down. 944 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:16,530 Here's a coffee. 945 01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:19,730 Now... 946 01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,200 I was out of it yesterday. 947 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,420 As you well know. 948 01:04:26,570 --> 01:04:28,200 You were so funny. 949 01:04:28,370 --> 01:04:31,580 I'm much less funny when I'm sober. 950 01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:34,880 You see, I'm worried that there's been 951 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,840 a sort of... 952 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,630 big misunderstanding. 953 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,310 - Shit, the TV! - Fantastic! 954 01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:45,260 Why don't you go and wait in the bedroom? 955 01:04:45,420 --> 01:04:47,100 I won't be long. 956 01:04:48,970 --> 01:04:52,520 I've waited 3 years, another hour won't hurt. 957 01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:56,700 - Hi, Jacques. - Hi. 958 01:04:56,850 --> 01:04:58,610 The team's on its way. 959 01:04:58,770 --> 01:05:01,320 Come in. No problem. 960 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,610 - Did I wake you up? - No, I'm all yours. 961 01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:07,370 Sit down. I'll get changed. 962 01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:10,130 Sit down. 963 01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:12,910 - What's this? - I'm waiting. 964 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:16,800 Don't wait in bed! Wait getting dressed. 965 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,460 That's what I'm doing. 966 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,340 Wow! That's quite a show! 967 01:05:27,510 --> 01:05:28,650 All those clothes! 968 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,140 Do you wear all that? 969 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:36,940 Jacques... 970 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,360 What? 971 01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:41,270 I love you. 972 01:05:43,270 --> 01:05:45,450 Listen, Fred, I have to... 973 01:05:45,610 --> 01:05:49,700 ask you something, but it's a bit delicate. 974 01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:52,500 Hang on. 975 01:05:52,660 --> 01:05:57,880 When we came back yesterday, did we... 976 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,050 - You know... - Sleep together? 977 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:04,590 No, you were so drunk, you were out like a light. 978 01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:06,380 - Were you worried? - A bit. 979 01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:09,940 Don't worry. It could happen to anyone. 980 01:06:10,090 --> 01:06:13,060 - No, no, no! - Jacques... 981 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,810 - Excuse me. - Wait, France. 982 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,820 I'm sorry to barge in. 983 01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:25,490 My cleaner was feeling faint. 984 01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:27,150 - Your cleaner? - Yes. 985 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,420 - Is she all right? - Yes, she's better now. 986 01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:33,790 - Can we hurry along? - We're coming, we're coming. 987 01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:36,470 France, we'll sit on the sofa. 988 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,340 Come on. 989 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,350 Jacques, you can't film like that. 990 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:45,010 Oh, sorry, I'll get changed. 991 01:06:47,550 --> 01:06:49,680 I'll serve some coffee. 992 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,730 No, no. 993 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:52,510 No, no, Fred. 994 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,480 You have to know something. 995 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,520 - I'm a nice guy. - That's obvious. 996 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,180 No, it's not. 997 01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,200 Fred... 998 01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:04,030 - My memory's a blank. - That's OK. 999 01:07:04,190 --> 01:07:06,280 No, I mean really nothing. 1000 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:09,450 I had a total blackout. My mind's a blank. 1001 01:07:09,570 --> 01:07:14,040 I've put myself in a real fix. 1002 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:15,620 What do you mean? 1003 01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:19,540 I remember having a drink, but not bringing you home. 1004 01:07:23,210 --> 01:07:27,890 - What do you mean? - I've completely forgotten. 1005 01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:31,730 - Are you kidding? - I wish, 1006 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,810 but it's true. 1007 01:07:33,930 --> 01:07:36,010 This has never happened before. 1008 01:07:42,810 --> 01:07:45,660 It's never happened to me, either. 1009 01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:51,780 I didn't know you could forget people like that. 1010 01:07:51,990 --> 01:07:53,360 It's a bit of a shock. 1011 01:07:53,530 --> 01:07:56,960 It was a shock for me too, when I saw you. 1012 01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,410 I know, it's bad. 1013 01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:04,010 - I'm really sorry. - Being sorry is easy. 1014 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:05,590 You have to understand. 1015 01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:08,960 I was so drunk. 1016 01:08:09,130 --> 01:08:11,850 Everything I said was just the drink. 1017 01:08:11,906 --> 01:08:15,710 If I asked you to marry me, that's why. 1018 01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:19,510 How was I supposed to know? I've never seen you sober. 1019 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,570 - I've only known you drunk. - Don't take it like that. 1020 01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:27,540 We had a good night together. 1021 01:08:27,690 --> 01:08:30,310 - I imagine. - It's OK. I get it. 1022 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,860 I always get the shitty end of the deal. 1023 01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:38,030 I feel as bad as you do, I promise. 1024 01:08:39,620 --> 01:08:41,880 - I'm coming. - Can you ask the cleaner 1025 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,540 to give the table a wipe? 1026 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:50,840 You told her I'm your cleaner? 1027 01:08:51,050 --> 01:08:54,300 Yes. What have you got against cleaners? 1028 01:08:58,470 --> 01:09:00,900 Where are the damn sockets? 1029 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,350 There are sockets everywhere. Just look! 1030 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,990 Just follow the cables. 1031 01:09:07,850 --> 01:09:09,990 Jacques, aren't you changing? 1032 01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:13,610 I thought it'd be nice to be a bit more relaxed. 1033 01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:16,400 This is going out at 8pm, you know. 1034 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:19,450 Maybe some underwear, at least. 1035 01:09:19,620 --> 01:09:20,910 It's a family show. 1036 01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:25,880 Let's go. 1037 01:09:27,226 --> 01:09:29,180 Can someone get my bag 1038 01:09:29,226 --> 01:09:30,760 from the car? 1039 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,180 I'll go. 1040 01:09:37,510 --> 01:09:38,770 Thanks. 1041 01:09:39,970 --> 01:09:44,030 I'm coming to Metz. Will you meet me off the train? 1042 01:09:44,220 --> 01:09:46,360 No, it'll just be me. 1043 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:50,360 An idiot. A total idiot! And a liar, too. 1044 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,320 If he's on TV, I'm a Nobel Prize winner! 1045 01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:58,110 I'll tell you all about it. You'll laugh. 1046 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,250 See you, Jocelyne. 1047 01:10:00,410 --> 01:10:03,660 Can I come in? Have you calmed down? 1048 01:10:03,830 --> 01:10:07,040 - Are you scared of your cleaner? - That's enough! 1049 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,090 - You're not at home. - Bum-boy! 1050 01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:11,970 We've got company! 1051 01:10:12,130 --> 01:10:14,760 What do I care about your TV show? 1052 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,420 Are you crazy? 1053 01:10:16,590 --> 01:10:18,340 You're pissing me off! 1054 01:10:18,510 --> 01:10:21,770 And I gave you a nice watch, too! 1055 01:10:21,930 --> 01:10:24,050 - That flash piece of junk? - Yes. 1056 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:25,480 - Want it back? - Yes. 1057 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:28,640 - My pleasure. - Thanks. 1058 01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:34,910 You bitch! 1059 01:10:35,110 --> 01:10:36,950 You're pissing me off! 1060 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,320 You're pissing me off! 1061 01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:46,590 Nothing happened! I didn't touch you! 1062 01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:48,680 We got drunk and talked shit! 1063 01:10:48,830 --> 01:10:50,850 And now it's all this! 1064 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,670 I'm not just going to marry you! 1065 01:10:53,830 --> 01:10:57,010 I don't want you! How could I love you? 1066 01:10:57,170 --> 01:10:58,010 Eh! 1067 01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:01,850 - I could get any guy I want. - Good for you! 1068 01:11:01,970 --> 01:11:04,860 I just picked up the first one I saw 1069 01:11:05,050 --> 01:11:06,730 when I got out of jail! 1070 01:11:06,890 --> 01:11:10,190 Remember? I've just done 3 years inside! 1071 01:11:10,310 --> 01:11:13,200 You could have fucked a jailbird. Bad luck! 1072 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,860 Please! My heart's bleeding! 1073 01:11:18,730 --> 01:11:22,280 And don't worry about the watch! I've got loads more. 1074 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:28,170 - Fuck you! - We're almost ready. 1075 01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:32,260 Oh, and congratulations on your Dandy d'Or. 1076 01:11:32,370 --> 01:11:33,800 Thanks, France. 1077 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,730 Can we move that piss bottle? 1078 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,730 - I can move. - The polite name 1079 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,090 is a "bed bottle". 1080 01:11:42,670 --> 01:11:45,930 - Are you feeling better? - What it's to you? 1081 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:50,700 Would you mind just wiping the table down please? 1082 01:11:50,850 --> 01:11:54,910 - It's OK. I'll do it. - I'll do it. It'd be a pleasure. 1083 01:11:55,100 --> 01:11:58,140 I'll ask if courtesy is really a way of life. 1084 01:11:58,320 --> 01:11:59,660 Great. 1085 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,370 Get back. 1086 01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:08,990 There... 1087 01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:17,970 She's nice. But clumsy. 1088 01:12:18,130 --> 01:12:20,840 - She's nice. - Let's interview her. 1089 01:12:21,050 --> 01:12:24,810 It could be a funny angle on things. 1090 01:12:25,050 --> 01:12:27,350 - Absolutely no way. - Why not? 1091 01:12:27,470 --> 01:12:30,690 - She's too shy. - No, I'd like to. 1092 01:12:32,100 --> 01:12:35,110 I've got lots to say. 1093 01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:37,980 - She's not shy! - I said no. 1094 01:12:38,110 --> 01:12:39,990 - It'd be lively. - Very. 1095 01:12:40,150 --> 01:12:43,580 The interview's over! You win. 1096 01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:47,620 What a dolt. Just look what he's got on his walls. 1097 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:50,380 This is what you get by improvising. 1098 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,960 I won't be improvising! 1099 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,670 Let's get this straight. 1100 01:12:56,170 --> 01:12:59,010 - How much do you want to shut up? - I'm off. 1101 01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:02,930 - What? - Your cleaner's out of here... 1102 01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:05,600 There's the Dandy d'Or! 1103 01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:09,770 - Is everything OK, Jacques? - Give that back! 1104 01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:13,400 Fred, stop it, now. Give me that! 1105 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:16,320 What have I done to deserve this? 1106 01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:19,370 I need it. You can have it after the show. 1107 01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:22,660 - What's going on? - Nothing. 1108 01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:25,080 Ah, Mr Belin. What's going on? 1109 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:27,030 It's for TV! 1110 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:30,540 - Give me that! - Let me go. 1111 01:13:32,740 --> 01:13:35,260 - Are you hurt? - No, just having fun! 1112 01:13:35,410 --> 01:13:37,170 - Let me see. - Get off. 1113 01:13:37,370 --> 01:13:39,540 - It was an accident. - Give me that. 1114 01:13:39,670 --> 01:13:42,800 - I've gone as low as I can go! - Can you walk? 1115 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,180 Let me help you back up. 1116 01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,010 Tell me when you're done. 1117 01:13:47,220 --> 01:13:51,010 Don't move. I'll take you up. Let's go. 1118 01:13:51,180 --> 01:13:52,770 - My bag. - There. 1119 01:13:53,850 --> 01:13:57,430 You got me involved in all this! 1120 01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:01,150 - I'm sorry. - It's not your fault. 1121 01:14:01,310 --> 01:14:03,900 Do you remember going to your friend's? 1122 01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:07,830 That fat guy, who whacked you with a billiard cue? 1123 01:14:07,990 --> 01:14:09,030 Bulot! 1124 01:14:13,030 --> 01:14:14,460 - Sorry. - What? 1125 01:14:14,620 --> 01:14:15,760 Thanks. 1126 01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:19,300 - More problems? - No, why? 1127 01:14:21,710 --> 01:14:22,720 Careful. 1128 01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:26,850 Don't move. I'll get some ice. 1129 01:14:28,050 --> 01:14:30,600 We're not staying the night, you know! 1130 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,600 - Fuck off! - What? Did you hear that? 1131 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,390 - I'm not working! - Let's stay calm. 1132 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:37,720 Stop. 1133 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:40,150 Take a 15-minute break. 1134 01:14:40,310 --> 01:14:42,860 - Yes! - Come here. 1135 01:14:52,490 --> 01:14:56,040 - We're getting back to work. - I'll be right there. 1136 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,870 - Is he doing this on purpose? - Yes! 1137 01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:00,200 Here we go. 1138 01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:06,640 - Let's get this done, fast. - You said it. 1139 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,760 What's that? Less of your lip! 1140 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,930 - You may be Beulin... - Belin. Jacques Belin! 1141 01:15:13,090 --> 01:15:18,030 And Jacques Belin says: "Fuck you!" 1142 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,070 - OK! - Let's do the interview! 1143 01:15:20,230 --> 01:15:21,900 - What a joke! - What? 1144 01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:23,270 Let's do it. 1145 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,150 5, 4... 1146 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:30,120 Jacques Belin, for you, is courtesy... 1147 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:33,660 What's happening here? Unbelievable. 1148 01:15:33,910 --> 01:15:35,660 - What now? - It won't turn on. 1149 01:15:35,780 --> 01:15:39,130 You can't just whack it. You've broken my Dandy! 1150 01:15:39,330 --> 01:15:42,290 You bust my foot. We're evens. 1151 01:15:42,410 --> 01:15:45,550 - This is too much! - I hardly touched it. 1152 01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:49,220 You had it way too tight. 1153 01:15:53,470 --> 01:15:55,560 It wasn't fixed right. 1154 01:16:00,970 --> 01:16:02,780 My foot's so swollen. 1155 01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:04,110 See? 1156 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,530 You didn't even look. 1157 01:16:06,690 --> 01:16:09,410 You couldn't care less. 1158 01:16:09,860 --> 01:16:11,020 What a joke! 1159 01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:17,000 - Answer, dammit! - Answer, Maurice! 1160 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:19,840 What am I, a receptionist? 1161 01:16:20,370 --> 01:16:23,880 And let's not even mention my boots. 1162 01:16:24,460 --> 01:16:26,330 Look at them! 1163 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,550 I had to cut those off. 1164 01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:31,050 - Damn tap. - Can't you manage? 1165 01:16:31,710 --> 01:16:33,260 Is it off? 1166 01:16:33,420 --> 01:16:37,270 And they were my favourites, a friend gave me them. 1167 01:16:37,430 --> 01:16:40,190 - Is it running? - It's off. 1168 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:42,520 - Then say. - Don't shout. 1169 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:47,100 They called to tell us to stop filming. 1170 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:51,190 That's from Mr Bulot. I asked him why. 1171 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:53,990 - Mr Ragain's on the phone. - Thanks. 1172 01:16:54,190 --> 01:16:57,040 I've never seen anything like this. 1173 01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:00,830 Here we go. 1174 01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:03,040 This is it. 1175 01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,090 It's payback time. 1176 01:17:06,210 --> 01:17:09,540 It'll be fine. I've seen loads of fights. 1177 01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:12,770 People forget everything by the next day. 1178 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,590 They won't forget this. 1179 01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:17,700 Let's have it. 1180 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:22,600 Hello? 1181 01:17:23,470 --> 01:17:24,520 Yes. 1182 01:17:26,850 --> 01:17:27,860 OK. 1183 01:17:28,270 --> 01:17:30,790 Would an apology help? 1184 01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:33,870 No, of course, I understand. 1185 01:17:34,530 --> 01:17:36,410 Next week is fine. 1186 01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,550 Who are they using instead? 1187 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:42,170 Ah, Mercier. Good idea. 1188 01:17:42,330 --> 01:17:43,790 He's a nice guy. 1189 01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:48,800 Unless I'm fired, I don't think I'll finish the week. 1190 01:17:49,420 --> 01:17:51,720 I know it's breach of contract. 1191 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,720 I know what that means. Yes. 1192 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,010 Bye. 1193 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,980 I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. 1194 01:18:05,140 --> 01:18:07,190 It's OK. 1195 01:18:07,390 --> 01:18:10,820 It's OK. Shall I show you out? 1196 01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:14,860 Is the cleaner OK? 1197 01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:16,660 She's fine. 1198 01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:20,620 There was some misunderstanding. I don't know what. 1199 01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,170 That way. 1200 01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,540 Can I give you a kiss? 1201 01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:44,600 There he goes! 1202 01:18:45,310 --> 01:18:47,140 What are you so mad about? 1203 01:18:47,310 --> 01:18:48,900 What do you know? 1204 01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:52,240 - Well! - Watch the splinters. 1205 01:18:52,850 --> 01:18:57,450 If I acted like that every time I got fired... 1206 01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:02,750 You're going to run out. 1207 01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,430 What are you doing? 1208 01:19:20,470 --> 01:19:22,060 Changing shoes. 1209 01:19:24,930 --> 01:19:28,900 I can't wear my boots, in case you didn't know. 1210 01:19:29,060 --> 01:19:30,320 Are you going? 1211 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:32,240 What do you think? 1212 01:19:39,110 --> 01:19:41,660 Are you going to leave me on my own? 1213 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,200 You must be used to it. 1214 01:19:44,410 --> 01:19:45,530 Fred. 1215 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:48,370 Will you stay? 1216 01:19:48,790 --> 01:19:50,540 You've got a nerve. 1217 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:55,130 The star doesn't want to be alone. 1218 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:58,090 There's no star here. 1219 01:19:58,250 --> 01:19:59,460 A minor star. 1220 01:20:00,260 --> 01:20:01,550 Really minor. 1221 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:05,430 I'd like you to stay because... 1222 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,980 - I like you. - I don't feel it. 1223 01:20:11,180 --> 01:20:12,480 Not for long... 1224 01:20:13,140 --> 01:20:14,280 5 minutes. 1225 01:20:15,940 --> 01:20:18,070 Men. Unbelievable! 1226 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:27,790 I forgot how fragile they are. 1227 01:20:28,580 --> 01:20:29,790 You're nice. 1228 01:20:30,620 --> 01:20:32,040 I'm a pushover. 1229 01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:35,840 It's not that bad. 1230 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,550 Don't let it get you down. 1231 01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:40,340 You're right. 1232 01:20:41,460 --> 01:20:42,840 Let's have a drink. 1233 01:20:50,390 --> 01:20:54,430 You really smashed the place up. 1234 01:20:56,190 --> 01:20:59,270 Jacques! What are you doing there? 1235 01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:02,770 You'll cut yourself. There's glass everywhere. 1236 01:21:02,940 --> 01:21:04,070 Come on! 1237 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,700 You really are Mr Fuck-Up. 1238 01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:09,040 - I wanted... - You're heavy! 1239 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,590 It fell. 1240 01:21:17,370 --> 01:21:21,850 - I'm such a loser. I can't even... - You'll be just fine. 1241 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:25,470 With all your contacts, you'll get another job. 1242 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:27,720 There'll be something. 1243 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:31,060 I turned down a supermarket opening yesterday. 1244 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,060 Hold me, Fred. 1245 01:21:33,220 --> 01:21:37,020 How much does a supermarket make you? 1246 01:21:37,190 --> 01:21:39,200 - 20,000 francs. - 20 000! 1247 01:21:39,350 --> 01:21:40,700 I'd keep 15,000. 1248 01:21:41,190 --> 01:21:42,660 And the perks. 1249 01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:45,790 I'd get courtesy products for a year. 1250 01:21:45,940 --> 01:21:47,660 Why did you say no? 1251 01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:51,040 I'd have had to dress as a tin of sausages. 1252 01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,920 I have my limits. 1253 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,090 You're great, Fred. 1254 01:21:59,670 --> 01:22:02,720 - Stop looking at me like that. - How? 1255 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:06,130 With your eyes. Don't look at me. 1256 01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:09,730 Just stop staring at me. 1257 01:22:11,050 --> 01:22:12,310 You know... 1258 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:14,480 last night was great. 1259 01:22:15,810 --> 01:22:16,980 Leave it out. 1260 01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:19,990 - Why? - I'm not a Kleenex. 1261 01:22:21,190 --> 01:22:23,240 How was it for you? 1262 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:25,490 I'm here, aren't I? 1263 01:22:26,570 --> 01:22:29,820 - What are you doing? - Just brushing you down. 1264 01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:35,130 - You sat in the coffee... - Oh! So I did. 1265 01:22:36,790 --> 01:22:39,470 - Do you want a brush? - It's OK. 1266 01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:41,500 It's an old coat. 1267 01:22:47,010 --> 01:22:49,670 I've got a train to catch. Bye. 1268 01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:52,940 You've got a bit of time. 1269 01:22:53,050 --> 01:22:55,940 I'd like to get there early, to be sure. 1270 01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:58,260 You know how trains are. 1271 01:22:58,430 --> 01:23:02,740 Yes. You can miss them so easily. 1272 01:23:09,490 --> 01:23:12,620 - So you're going to Metz? - That's right. 1273 01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:14,250 - Metz. - Metz. 1274 01:23:14,410 --> 01:23:15,960 - Bye. - Bye. 1275 01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:21,680 - Are you still angry with me? - Why? 1276 01:23:22,170 --> 01:23:24,760 About last night. And today... 1277 01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:28,130 - All of that. - Why would I be? 1278 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:31,060 You're the nicest guy I've ever met. 1279 01:23:31,220 --> 01:23:34,430 - Why didn't you say? - I just did. 1280 01:23:34,590 --> 01:23:35,640 You're nice. 1281 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,490 I've met nasty guys and you're not one. 1282 01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:42,530 - We went on a journey. - We didn't go far. 1283 01:23:42,690 --> 01:23:44,690 It's not about distance. 1284 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:48,360 I hadn't seen a man in 3 years... 1285 01:23:48,530 --> 01:23:50,030 You kiss well. 1286 01:23:51,150 --> 01:23:53,500 - It wasn't much. - It was. 1287 01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,590 When you're starving, 1288 01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:58,490 you don't need a feast. 1289 01:23:58,660 --> 01:24:00,750 You ease yourself back in. 1290 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,080 - Bye. - Bye. 1291 01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:12,260 Can I have another hors-d'œuvre? 1292 01:24:12,470 --> 01:24:15,400 - Sorry? - To ease myself back in. 1293 01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:22,100 It's more like time for dessert. 1294 01:24:37,910 --> 01:24:40,420 I'd better get going now. 1295 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,800 You know, once I get started on desserts... 1296 01:24:45,870 --> 01:24:48,090 I can't stop. 1297 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,420 I need to be reasonable. 1298 01:25:00,810 --> 01:25:01,810 Hello? 1299 01:25:03,310 --> 01:25:05,860 Listen, Marlène, I haven't got time. 1300 01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:09,350 What? No, you don't know her. She's a friend. 1301 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:11,990 I don't care what Ragain said. 1302 01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:15,950 OK, so I'm an idiot. Is that what you called for? 1303 01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:18,160 A whore? 1304 01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:22,210 So what? I spent 2 years with a bitch. 1305 01:25:24,330 --> 01:25:27,810 And you should use the word "whore" carefully. 1306 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:31,970 Marlène, you're not worth the dirt on her shoes. 1307 01:25:32,130 --> 01:25:34,300 Not even close. 1308 01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:42,600 Dammit! 1309 01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:51,610 To the station, please. 1310 01:26:00,700 --> 01:26:01,660 Stop, stop! 1311 01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:37,870 They're... 1312 01:26:38,030 --> 01:26:41,660 a perfect match 1313 01:26:42,490 --> 01:26:45,240 They're perfect 1314 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:49,550 They're perfect 1315 01:26:49,710 --> 01:26:51,050 All night long 1316 01:26:51,210 --> 01:26:55,720 They got down and dirty 1317 01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:59,650 They're perfect 1318 01:27:08,020 --> 01:27:11,270 Port flip and tequila 1319 01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:15,030 Smooth plum liqueurs and Calvados 1320 01:27:15,190 --> 01:27:16,330 Rum, vodka 1321 01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:21,700 Sake and champagne 1322 01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:33,460 A glug of boukha 1323 01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:38,180 A martini, a whisky, a bit of Perrier 1324 01:28:15,170 --> 01:28:17,750 They're... 1325 01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:21,720 a perfect match 1326 01:28:22,510 --> 01:28:25,090 It's getting messy 1327 01:28:26,180 --> 01:28:28,780 It's getting messy 1328 01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:43,200 They're getting right down and dirty 1329 01:28:47,410 --> 01:28:51,000 Subtitles: Eclair Media 84824