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Evening florins...

I went to war... And I saw everyone.

But it's not beautiful the place where i was born...

Evening florins...

... I went to war and I saw the whole world...

Well, baby...

Are you making me swallow dust? In the war you did that to me...

Only your bottom was visible, run like rabbits...

You and your Guelph friends, be whores...

Now we can see better, Bianca...

Come, beautiful...

If I put a fuse in its bottom, it will fail a girl...

Did you see how you lost the war?

Catch him, he's an antichrist...

Fi�i cumin�i, fra�ilor...

... to run away when you see a brother armed with a stick...

Folcacchio flees, no �l take him as a brother...

Hey brothers... ! Take it from here... !

You have money, Bella!

... My Gulfardo is a good boy and work hard.

And now my friend for the next block...

These are the drawings for the following tracks.

I'm coming to pick them up in a week.

utia are forints which you have earned.

Thank you, Messer Pisano!

- Thank you! - Thank you, Mr. Pisano!

To work, yes?

I take care of working, day and night. Stay still.

- In a week, Gulfardo! - Of course, messer.

Why are you doing this? funeral?

- I work... - Work!

I work, I work...

It is TOO BIG, I can't defend myself...

Gulfard...

You don't recognize your friend you Folcacchio?

You are the one who put a snake on me Then you set fire to my shirt.

Do you still remember?

What beautiful times... Oh... Folcacchio... !

Oh, Folcacchio...! Not !

How are you, Fulcchio?

- You're suffocating me. - Come this way.

Come let me dress you properly.

Gulfardo... as if it's not true! I haven't seen you in seven years.

- How about you ? - I was better, now I have something in my eye.

Come let me hug you.

I'll be right back, Torello.

Who knows what you've been through... Tell me how it was!

I've seen it all...

We made war everywhere. In the north, even in the south...

Even in the center... All the time against the same enemy. The priests.

You enjoy life and do well...

I would have liked to go around the world but I got married and... goodbye... !

How, goodbye?!

- What are they doing? - Who?

- There! - Which ?

- That one over there! - I don't see them!

- Look! - Oh, that...

That's Torello, he said meaning...

And you, ditama man, don't you rebel?

- Do you allow him to have a wife? - I tried, Folcacchio.

That witch pretends and falls over me, he crushes me, he weighs 200 kilos.

I'll take care of it.

Wait...

- It's not delicate... - Not because of that.

I have a filter here that will they make you become a lion.

What are you going to do with Pampinea... Drink it!

- Really? - Yes.

- Then I drink it. - Well, of course.

Don't worry, it's the last one.

Hey... not everything is drunk in one gulp.

slowly, slowly... Do you think the water is cold?

slow.

- How do you feel? - Nothing.

- Keep drinking. - slowly?

- Still nothing? - Nothing.

meanwhile I'm going home.

- I can't wait to see them. - I believe you, after seven years...!

You keep drinking.

How is it ?

I feel a great heat down by those...

It means it has an effect. Hi Gulfardo.

Hey, you guys... !

I'm Folcacchio, I'm back.

Hey, you... !

What are you doing, dude? Did you want to steal dung?

If I catch you again, I'll kill you.

Can't you see I'm back?

why did you come back Weren't you at war?

You're back to making trouble. Did you see how the thief escaped?

If it's for dung, it's my mare.

- Don't worry, hers is better. - We'll see about that...

Behave yourself...

- Are you not telling me anything, Monarda? - What do you want me to tell him?

- What are they all doing there in line? - Se pi�a toi �n cor.

S� mai ude p�mintul �sta de rahat.

- Dad, I don't feel like... - A�teapt� p�n� ��i vine.

You guys are crazy...

Hey Mom... !

Mom, don't you recognize me?

It's me, Folcacchio! Your son.

You, my son... oho...!

My son is a great leader... ! Not a slob like you...

Mam�, glume�ti ? I came back from the war.

It's me, Folcacchio...

How should I tell him? My son is a great leader.

- When did you last eat? - What are you doing mom, are you eating everything?

Give me the bread.

To see! I find it and he takes it...

- Go and piss... - Look at them...

- Is this how you treat your mother? - Let me...

I understand hunger, but...

but from what I remember a hair was flowing here.

Wasn't he just passing by?

Gulfardo's wife caused to be diverted.

With apologies to Gulfardo's work, and we don't have a drop left...

Gulfardo's wife?

- Gulfardo de Bardi? - Yes, him!

Don't worry, he's my friend... As soon as I saw him, I did him a favor...

Good uncle, come again...!

Don't you ache for this village, Gulfardo?

L�sa�l �n pace...

Hey, where are you going? Are you no longer interested in water?

Come here, imbeciles!

Now, I'm going to clap your hands.

What got into you?

Take this and this...

and now the two of us!

It didn't turn out...

Come here...

Stay here, bitch...

Look! I really wanted to to put it somewhere...

but this time I thank you to cut her hair...

Look! Fuck him, bitch!

Now to the Folcaccchiers, I will show you who is the cuckold!

Look, Folcaccchieri!

Come here, you bastard!

Behave yourself... And now it's your turn...

Stop, Gulfardo! I'm Folcacchio!

Stop, we are friends!

Okay, you wanted it!

My hand... I can't see anymore...

Now look who is Gulfardo de Bardi!

Come till I deflate you butter barrel...

Butter barrel�? I'm not interested. A�i �n�eles cine and Gulfardo de Bardi?

The first to say that I am cuckolded �i bag o m�n� �n gur� �i una �n fund...

Hey Andrea! I gave him the filter...

When the effect ends, it will be as if dismantled.

I see he dismantled you.

- Son of a dog, what did you do to him? - It won't be that long...

It won't take long. I-am f�cut o pl�cere...

Give me one and I'll go from here with your mare!

Listen... !

Listen... !

Reverend Priore, our father...

looking for devoted and valiant men sent as messengers to the Bishop of Voltera.

I'm going as ambassador... Gulfardo de Bardi...

A man of strength, talent and confidence...

The man we are looking for it's in us, Folcacchio...

I think I didn't understand well... will you follow me

- You will be following me, won't you? - Of course!

- Disguised in this style? - Yes...

Stay calm, they will all be scared! Let's go!

Hey! Here are the ambassadors!

Present on duty! Gulfardo de Bardi, the first ambassador!

Quiet! The Senior Reverend speaks our master.

Citizens! Because hunger and poverty...

haunts our area...

I was forced to send ambassadors our bishop and two of you

they came out in front. But! It's a "gift"...

The fact does not surprise us c� Gulfardo de Bardi

offered to be ambassador...

Only a man like him with talent and faith

could assume such brave mission.

Folcacchio also presented himself who came back

from a war against the pope...

This really surprises me... It's just that...

You just changed your mind, that's what you wanted to say.

You would have told him well if you would have told him...

I will not take part anymore to no war...

There is the family, the house... the village...

These are my only alignments...

Folcacchio Folcacchieri, you have regrets

for your dishonorable past? Answer!

What a wine!

Messer reverend, he is the best of us to represent us.

And now, listen carefully the content of the message!

We are devoted to the good our bishop Guido.

Give situation and record...

Why am I on a horse...?

My mother, what a hater you are!

We have to leave quickly �n cur�nd se las� �ntunericul...

The dangers are growing...

Did you understand? Is everything clear?

Crede i c an ambassador ca Gulfardo de Bardi would he miss a word of yours?

Now that you are ambassadors...

- Thank you, Messer Pissano! - This is the money for the trip.

Hold on, Pampinea!

Tell him all the shortcomings!

Yes ! What is it for?

It's lunch after lunch... of my mare...

We're leaving, Reverend! May God help us!

and no wind... !

When I have money, I want to buy a castle like that!

- Folcacchio, I feel a bit... - What do you have ?

- Where are we going? - In Voltera, at the bishop's.

- Didn't you want to be an ambassador? - Me?

- When you were a lion, don't you remember? - It's true, the filter...

- Yes, yes! - Give me one more!

I told him it was the last! I had bought a lot... but I don't have any more.

I'm not coming to Voltera, I return home.

come back Do you know what you will find at home? On Pampinea...

Do you remember Pampinea? before you left you beat her...

- Me? Did I slap her? - Who I ?

How pretty... ! I slapped her for the first time in my life...

Folcacchio! I can not anymore to return home...

Then, let's go!

- Let's go... - Come on... white mare...

How nice it is to walk! I really want to see the world...

But mostly... that I'm happy, I don't see Pampinea anymore...

- does it seem a little? - I imagine...

Look here! Ambassador's cloak!

It's like you said, people he applauded me...

- Yes, he applauded you. - Messer Priore gave us the money...

which one do you think is safer... I didn't understand that...

Anyway, it's nice to walk around around the world.

We must be good ambassadors, if we become permanent ambassadors

it's about a lot of money, we will be pay well. I tell him...

We must have recommendations to we become permanent ambassadors.

Of course we have to good work, in every way...

We have to get, to ask when we are in front of the bishop...

- And if necessary, let's insist! - Let's insist!

What should we say to him?

- To whom? - To the Bishop.

I mean, what should we say?

- What should we convey to the bishop? - How, don't you know?

Me? I had the liquid in my body and I thought I was a lion...

- Are you serious? - Yes.

- Stupid dog... ! Who was the vicar talking to? - Weren't you paying attention?

Should I have been careful? I was careful not to fall off the horse.

What a fool...

- Poor us...! - Damn it!

Poor you! Don't bother... !

I will take office only if you are killed.

Get out of here, man!

I do not have time to lose with people like you.

- What is happening there? - Leave them alone, what are you doing?

And now what do we do, Folcacchio?

That's your business ! Don't forget this, I don't want to know anything.

Poor man! what did you do

- Until here! I am leaving ! - Hey, where are you going?

- What did they want? - They were throwing stones.

Come on, come here!

No, I don't trust you.

- We are ambassadors. - Ambassadors... !?

Come quickly, we have work to do!

Remember the message that the reverend didn't say it...

if not, I'll punch you in the mouth of breadcrumbs.

I'm not interested in fighting but crumbs scare me...

- I have arrived. - Where?

- That's my house. - The one over there?

Here there are only stones... let me help you

Thank you, gentlemen! May God help you!

Hold on, your baskets!

- Take care that the donkey doesn't run away! - Don't run...

- Why don't we take a break? - does it look like a place for ambassadors?!

Nicolo, did they give him the horse?

Not Gemmata, they threw stones at me.

Cursed be he and his servants!

I came back with these jobs, they took me with them.

Mom... how beautiful you are... !

You don't have to be upset, not all gentlemen are bad.

What a piece... !

- What were you saying, Gulfardo? - It wouldn't be bad to sleep here.

Our hospitality is miserable, but offered with all my heart.

A soup will revive you!

I see you insist... we will stay.

But... just me, my friend they have to go back.

I will prepare the meal.

What happened to you, did you lose your brain?

You told her that you don't want us to stay then that your friend must return...

Why should I return?

- Listen, you are going back to the village. - in the village or at the reverend's?

Reverend, fool!

If you tell him that you no longer know the message, we will no longer be ambassadors.

So what do we do?

Ask the miller what you need let's do it in Voltera!

- If you had been paying attention, you would have been misunderstood. - Do I have to leave right now?

It's almost dark in the forest they are animals, thieves...

I see that you are in a hurry, you know that you are the first ambassador.

- Poor us...! - Go!

- You will pay me. - Little...

I didn't deserve this, I left her on Pampinea and I found this...

Eh... dear Messer Nicolo...

It's something to be an ambassador...

We in battle...

the sublime art of war...

the pleasure of victory...

They have no equal.

I tell you!

Believe it, I'm going to the village...!

What a trick! What did he think?

They are not broken, messer, look how good they are!

- I'm probably a little sour... - I will choose one for you...

You will like this.

Good... watery and sweet...

Tell us how it was with hot oil!

The oil? Aha... the oil...

When I arrived, the siege It had already started six months ago...

I was between the walls, I took the ladder And I put it right under the tower.

Enemies with smoking buckets they threw boiled oil...

They threw a bucket on my shoulder, another one on this shoulder...

They have another bucket for me throw her face��...

I looked at them and continued to climb, up, up and up...

- What fatigue... - No, I reached the top.

I mean you are tired after so long...

You need to sleep, messer.

... but as you can see, we only have the bed.

Beyond is the stable... a�a c�...

It's not possible, we're going to the stable, we will offer him the bed...

No, I can't accept it.

I like to sleep in the stable.

I can make you beautiful...

I haven't done it in a long time... A magic that I do...

a miracle.

A miracle that I do for everyone given when we are in a stable.

- What a miracle, messer? - It's a desc�ntec oriental.

I'm sorry but we can't we're telling you, aren't we, Bianca?

Tell us. We won't tell anyone. Isn't it, Gemmata?

- No one... - You don't want me to tell them? I don't tell them...

A magician taught us from the Levant.

I'm turning this mare into a woman magnificent when I feel like it...

Mare in woman? What do you say, messer... !?

It's true! in the most splendid woman that was ever seen.

Oh gosh... !

- Every time you want... ? - When I feel like it...

At night I turn her into a woman, only when i find a stable...

And the day, again in the mare...

And we go out into the world...

Good night messer. Be happy... !

- A happy night! - and you...

A happy night...

Listen, Nicolo!

If that messer knows how to transform his mare in a woman...

... he knows how to do it and vice versa, for sure!

Nicholas.

If a mare can be turned into a woman, ... and a woman can be transformed into a mare.

Isn't it?

Don't we need a mare?

Messer...

Messer ambassador...

- I want to talk to you! - Who is ?

- It's something important. - What do you want at this hour?

- Are you disturbing an ambassador at this hour? - Please, messer!

Turn my wife into a mare!

For me it is very important...

It's late... I haven't either did it tonight.

- It's not night... - Do it mare...

- It's hard... - teach me...

Good. If that's what you want...

But, dear Nicolo, after that, your wife will teach you the ritual...

You have to have a lot of courage, a lot of patience...

And above all, a lot of intelligence.

You are right messer, you are big, but I'm not a fool.

- Shown ! Okay, we do. - Thank you.

- Let go of my hand. - God bless you!

God bless you, messer!

First of all, you are requested to out the window...

Secundis... Nicolo, you must take a candle.

Let's light it all up duration of the spell.

There should be oil and salt in the saucer.

Be careful not to drip!

Let them be absolutely quiet... The most absolute silence...

I'm swiching the light off.

Dona Gemmata, you must undress. You must be naked...

As God made you.

How, naked, without clothes?

I told him, that's it of an oriental enchantment.

Either we do this, or we don't do anything anymore.

- I take the candle. - No, not that!

Nicolo, I told him, it must be a head High on a plate with salt and oil.

Come on, let's go...

- We have to stay out! - Outside?

You will learn the spell from your wife.

I'm not leaving here have mercy.

Okay, back here.

don't make a sound hold up the candle!

Do not return to the world for anything! Did you understand?

Come here, dona Gemmata!

Get on your knees!

Down. As if you were already a mare...

And you Nicolo, let's get into his head the formula I will pronounce.

Now close your eyes! Retain...

Mocolo rato, macho non goccioli...

Pope satan lepe...

Femina mutamus, zoltan zoltanus...

Zoltan zoltanus... colazanus...

Kabbalah makeamus...

Like this blond hair, to become a beautiful horse's mane...

No, that doesn't work...

Let's try standing up.

As if you were a mare on two legs.

This looks splendid to become rabbit mane...

These beautiful shoulders... to become strong horse shoulders...

And these arms... and these legs...

to become long horse legs...

I feel an unwanted presence! Back!

These hands... these wrists, knees and feet...

to become horse's feet...

How beautiful you are, Gemmata! Mother, how beautiful you are!

Come on now, famous prodigy...

No, no... not that!

Well done! You broke the spell! It can't be done anymore.

The magic can no longer be fulfilled. I just told him...

Look at my mare! This is not the right night...

Go to bed, I want to sleep!

Wait! You can see everything!

My beautiful mare...

You come on foot... and I have to wait...

You have two horses, use at least one...

I dismounted to let her drink water. And the messenger, the poor man...

- Did you talk to the miller? - I immediately went to him...

Millet is good, flour... we ate together...

- Did you solve the affairs...? - Yes... tonight I...

- With Gemmata... - Remain silent.

Noble trades...

- Pass! - After you, gentlemen...

I insist...

- The thief! He stole my clothes... - Who?

to! He also stole our horse...

Stop!

kill him...

Give it more...

where are you I don't see you anymore...

Is here...

- You are a man of great courage... - Thank you.

- Gulfardo! Say nothing ? - About what ?

and the cloak...

One moment !

Wait a little! It seems to me that you lost weight rather quickly...

Can you explain this miracle to me?

In front of a talented man I have to take off my helmet...

Allow me to introduce myself!

My name is Mattias, thief from Toledo, popular throughout Europe.

Multilateral man, for me stealing is an art form.

Very ingenious and a little lucky.

- Then, down the mantle! - It remains for another time.

Oh... how unlucky I am... !

Let's fix it, I suggest to become my associates.

together, the three of us, we will do great things.

They are miserable! Have you seen the coats? Who do you think you're talking to?

We are two esteemed ambassadors.

Oho... noble jobs... !

I know I'm miserable but please, seniors...

Take me as your squire.

I always dreamed of serving talented people like you.

What do you say ?

If I think about it, a squire would do us good.

Okay, follow us. But at a respectable distance.

- And you never get too close. - Yes, senior.

- Gulfardo, get rid of him! - Do you think I'm stupid?

He is not a sheep, he is a warrior.

If I untie it, we're all screwed. Someone will pass by...

You are right.

What a pity to leave the clothes these amazing.

Let me tell you.

Your coats are beautiful but the clothes underneath are shit.

Look at them! they look good.

Believe ?

- Let's go. - Thieves...

Help... thieves.

Thieves...

stop them...

Thieves...

Hey, you!

Don't you have blood in your veins?

See three Christians calling after help and look elsewhere?

How good you are...! I tell you they are thieves...!

- Or do you think it's not true? - Of course they are thieves.

- So do you know her? - They are the ones with the taxes...

Matthias?

- Do you want to see that he has deceived us? - Believe ?

Yes, I say... Let's go and see.

Don't leave here.

I don't trust her.

To be damned who I had confidence. He took my mare.

and mine. He also took my mail.

If I catch it, I break it. I put my hand on you...

- See ? There are clothes. - What are we doing ?

Listen!

Those are scared women... They will run if they see us undress...

... and we will take the clothes.

- Do you think it will work? - I'm sure.

Happy holidays!

Look at two virile copies!

Are you ready, Folcacchio? One two three...

The most beautiful... Who do you want to impress?

My husband has one...

- Look better. - Shouldn't they have run away?

- Folks! - We better run away...

Be nice, nothing happened...

Wait for me, Gulfardo...

more women, what went through your mind?

Put her aura...

I'm hungry to eat it cow dead of smallpox.

There is a monastery there, something to put it on your feet. And some clothes from the brothers.

Let's be together. I am a layman and I don't want to to hear of them, nor of their smell.

We will find something, close brothers clothes from donations.

How not to... ! Then I sell them. I know these things...

What clothes are here... ! It's not even a roof.

- and if it rains? - it means that we will sit in the rain.

Her advantage.

- Adam and Eve came. - Better late than never.

Come on, please! Yes, you, courage!

- The master painter is waiting for you. - Are you waiting for us?

Wasn't one of you supposed to be a woman?

Last night, my friend got sick. His teeth swelled.

I brought him, he's not that fat.

- Hurry up ! - Hey, what's up?

- Small, tramp! - Hey, what's the rush?

Master! Adam and Eve came.

- I didn't understand. Makeup artists. - Isn't the meal being served?

Faster...

- Master, is that good? - Arrange them.

Eve there. And you Adam, down here.

One hand here, and the other that. Very good, well done.

Eva, stay relaxed. A�a...

- Master, is that good? - You brought me an Eva with a beard.

- At least change them. - Immediately, master.

- He doesn't like anything. - Thank you, master.

- Come in my place. - I don't see anything...

Let's hurry. the angel with the sword to stay closer to Eva.

He raised his sword. A�a... That's good, master.

What should we do?

- from there. - Which one, master?

- What is it, a convict? - Yes, master.

- It's too static. - You heard ?

Give me the apple! I have a wolf hunger I've been here for two hours.

Shut up, Gulfardo! I got an idea.

- Yes, but hurry! - Immediately.

Hey, angel. See not I hear you next to you.

Nobody knows... but we...

... we were followed. But don't tell anyone.

We are wanted. I ran away from a bad place...

... where is the plague�.

Yes, but our plague is near benign, attack a little. It's true.

nothing happens even if i touch you

Adam and Eve are plagues...!

There are plagues...

Come on run, don't stay there anymore like a fool...

These are good...

- Master, Adam and Eve stole. - Let them steal what they want.

- But they steal our clothes. - Let them steal, they are plagues.

I told him: let them steal!

Don't come near, we are plagued...

- in the end, I can walk well. - You had a brilliant idea with the plague.

Next time we say holler�. Now we take the horses.

I don't want this white one until I have mine.

How caring you are!

Folcacchio, look at a castle. They will surely accommodate us.

If it's good, we can stop for a few days.

We could use a little rest, what I've been through...

If we go, how long is the light by tonight we arrive at Voltera.

If the bishop receives us quickly we also go to women...

It would be nice to catch one...

- What would that have? - What are you interested in?

Where are you going, Gulfardo?

- - They are our children.

- They got married today. - They immediately understood that they had done something stupid...

I cry like cattle at the slaughter.

And now, the bride, my daughter, must to spend the first night with the castellan.

With the castellan? How is that?

That means he pulls it for her first then he sends her back to her husband...

It's an ancient custom: lo ius primes noctis.

But for us men, it's a big shame...

It's an incredible thing. Why don't you revolt?

Shall we riot? It's centuries since when are women treated like that.

This Castelan is young, just what he returned from the war.

We don't think it will be any more better than his ancestors.

For which side did he fight in the war the castellan is this?

- He is a convinced pacifist. - This is good.

My friend Folcacchio Folcacchieri, he is a great warrior...

And he will intervene for this girl.

We will take her to the castle, and he He will ask a favor from the great feudal lord.

Tonight I want to be in Voltera to the bishop.

The bishop can wait when it's about a beautiful young woman.

Of course, it would be a great sin.

ok man take it easy I will intervene.

Thank you, messer.

- I'm afraid. - Go up!

And if they won't let you in?

- There is no closed door for Folcacchio. - If he doesn't receive you in the audience?

- If necessary, we know how to wait. - I can't find words to thank you, messer...

Go and look for them!

Die...!

- I will wait for you patiently. - Well done! I wait patiently.

Hey, you from the castle, open them!

The noble Folcacchio de Folcacchieri is here. Open them!

Look, it's open!

Listen! The nobleman, Folcacchio de Folcacchieri.

The noble, Ful... Are you interested now, a�a?

Vino.

- Gulfardo, ne-ai anun�at ? - Yes.

- and what did they tell him? - Nothing, this is a reserved character.

Look at him!

Drag� prince, tovar�ul meu de glorious battles...

Eu, Folcacchio de Folcacchieri, rzboinic de Bellino,

I'm here to intervene for this young bride.

- That's definitely him. - No... I recognize this one by his coat...

- He is master of ceremonies. - No, it's Prince Ludfried.

Yes ?

Who are you and what do you want? Why did you come to my castle?

Come on, talk, I'll listen!

My noble and valuable friend, comrade of hundreds of battles...

I ask, as they say... save this young bride...

Messer, it's useless.

If I understood correctly, you want to give up my right, can I take it the first night?

As you say.

I can tell him that your request It is useless in ultraviolet light.

In fact, I gave up a long time ago to this right of mine

And I swore never the name mine will not be stained again

of such a barbaric privilege.

No sir... please no...

- Exercise your privilege over the humble vassal... - What is he doing?

... pute�i s� face�i tot what do you want with me Please...

Please, Satan!

I don't want what Satan wants, but I keep running...

A dangerous demon! Leave this place.

A�teapt�-m�...

Yes it was as you say my comrade in arms

how could I forget a young man Bold and beautiful like you?

Because before, I was dressed differently

I had a polished vest and trousers pour on me, make it to Pisa.

Now that I have pardoned the bride for which you intervened

why don't you come and talk with me tell me about yourself...

Prince, I will tell you everything you want, we don't go up here...

For an ear reason... to want to come upstairs, in privacy.

I know, but we better stay here it is better to discuss here than above.

- Come on, shy soldier... - Do not shoot...

- I will tell him everything here, no... - He's just not afraid...

- Hey what are you doing ? Get out of here! - I'm leaving immediately.

Take it out in droves.

Gulfardo, the war is over...

Now you are at home.

You won't go with the first one soldier who gets in his way...

Guti...

I told you not to stop. I was getting to Voltera, but he didn't...

The bishop can wait, first the virtue of a bride...

How do I know it was a priest taken with a raft..?!

As if the prince was better... Go and eat...

- What is he doing, crying? - How should I know?

- I think it has a defect. - Why did you meddle in my business?

Why did we get into her business...?!

I, gentlemen, do not know how to tell you...

how? Come open up with us...

He had eyes as blue as the sky... He was blond in love...

He told me: come on beautiful...!

You could tell from the beginning. Why did I make all this effort?

It was, he used it the first night of the castellan. He could save me with my husband...

In other words, you chose your savior well! He wanted to use it the first night with me!

- With you ? - Yes with me...

- He wanted to... - Yes, he wanted to...

- Laugh... I wish I could see you in my place! - With your help I could save myself.

how?

One of you plays the bandit and jumps on me, my fiance can't see us...

- Bandit or castellan, it's the same thing... - Is right.

- I play the bandit! - �stop�!

Lift up your pants! come back Do not look !

- and show a trick. - Don't look at him.

That's enough ! A little education! You are an ambassador.

We just have to pretend she said it too...

Two minutes of work And I finished the job.

- You're just pretending... Are you sure? - Have I told him lies before?

Help me, God! The two ambassadors Bring me a chaste and pure bride!

Your husband said he was waiting for you there, it is two steps away.

You can start. Howl! Come on, come on...

I'm angry...

More forcefully, so he can't hear you.

- Come on... - I will shout after...

Yes, my goodness...

Where are you, Folcacchio?

Here you were! How to scream if you shut his mouth?

More than the mouth... you liar! Didn't I say you were pretending?

You are a big liar...

I'll show you who I am! Falling for the sucker every time? Not...

Oh, my husband... !

My husband, I will be obedient an extreme outrage...

A bandit, a devil jumped on me...

- What are you doing, dumbass? Remain silent ! - I suffered the insult...

- See what's coming, be careful! - Help... !

Remain silent ! We have to finish.

- Help... - My girlfriend... !

are you the husband Takes !

Done Folcacchio, I arranged it! I gave it slowly so as not to spoil the groom...

I'm sorry, I couldn't to do more!

- Too bad, he was beautiful! - If you didn't scream...

My brother... ! What did they do to him?

Gulfard...

Will you let me sleep for at least an hour?

You mumbled all night the name Gemmata...

- I think that left its mark... - What you say ?

I'm just not stupid! Listen, Gemmata... !

We are in Voltera...

- We are halfway there... - Voltera, where is he? I don't see it!

- There. - N-o v�d !

Is there...

Oh, oh... how close it is...! This time it's true...

Are you glad I arrived?

Yes, yes... my head hurts of such joy...

Hello, Gulfardo! Private c��i people are in chains...

That's a good sign...

- Are they all thieves and murderers? - Not. Are

- What did they do to the bishop? - The bishop is a demanding guy.

Yes ? We don't go to eat to the country? I'm afraid.

Don't be afraid, we are two ambassadors, we will say what we must.

That's better...

Hey man! How do we get to the bishop?

- Over there, the street on the right. - Thank you.

- Beautiful, beautiful... - Folcacchio, I have to tell him something.

- I don't know if... - Rebel...

- I... I... - Some women pass through the hands of the popes...

... what wouldn't he...

Madonnas and crafts, attention! The hearings begin.

The bishop is waiting for you.

What were you saying, Gulfardo? You started to say something...

- Say it! - Nothing...

I was saying that at night when... you were at...

I think I got a cold and...

- Who's next? - It's our turn.

Excuse us brothers! It's our turn. Folcacchio and Gulfardo, ambassadors from Boldobersa.

- I'm pretending... - Squeeze your ass and move!

Who's next?

Ambassadors of Boldobersa, I ask Your Excellency be heard.

They lost their credentials on the road, in an accident.

Eminent!

This is Gulfardo de Bardi, first ambassador...

who will send you the message our burg.

- Say it! - Say it...

- Say it yourself! - Say it yourself...

- Like me? - Speak up!

Now...

This is Gulfardo de Bardi, the first ambassador, man of great talent...

Sculptor of stones and marbles...

It has sensitivity and gracious artist soul.

- Who sent them to me? - Say the message immediately!

He's a bit shy, he's a bit like that... Now I will tell you...

What should I say to him? It wasn't that night In the burg, I slept under a tree...

You couldn't tell me before... !?

I tried, but you cut me off with your discussions...

If you had told me before be invented some lie...

Eminent��...

- Speak, damned... - Eminen��, I'm a bit confused...

- What's your name? - Me... ?!

- What is my name? Folcacchio, eminent��. - How do you allow it?

Mother wanted that. I didn't want to but she insisted a lot.

I will have you imprisoned for ten years in the rooms of the brothel.

- His name is Folcacchio, not me. - I don't have any mix-up, Eminent��.

- stop it! Take it out immediately. - Your Eminence, I have no mixture...

He is the first ambassador. No guards, eminent...

Forgive me, eminence. I remembered the message...

can i say it Eminen��, do you want to take it to the people?

You don't have to take it into account, eminent��.

Hey, Folcacchio, that's how to die, without anyone?

Who will come to see us? they burn 20 per day.

What a good boy this bishop is...!

- Who will be third? - Why are you so curious?

Flames are ugly...

- Let me die at the stake... - But you don't need a lot of wood...

You are a dwarf.

i know A small flame is enough for me... But I can't stand the pyre...

Mom... I know that one. Pretend I'm not here.

I don't want to go... They are worse than fire...

- Look at the third one... - Look who it was... the thief...!

The horse thief... where is bianca

Forgiveness.

Damn hot.

If I find my mare and find out that you did him some harm...

Don't worry, he'll take her better than us...

Ok, I forgive you ! Come here.

Thank you Folcacchio...

it hurts me...

- Peace to the sons in the presence of death...! - Is right.

- Does death impress you? - Not...

Even more, it's something new for us...

The pyre caught fire...

Let us pray my companions at death...

- Saint Lucia... - Put out the fire and take it away...

- Saint Modesto... - Put out the fire, quickly, quickly...

- Saint Ignatius... - Put out the fire, I'm fed up...

To�i �mpreun�...

Saint Juliet, of death s� sc�p�m vii...

It should start raining...

while the fire engulfs the lodge let the rain come and escape us...

- What rain... I'm leaving. - Where are you going ? Stay here !

Folcacchio... we are saved! It started raining...

and thank God, for the rain!

Hai, a�tepta�i...

- Where are you going? We stay here. - We will get cold from this rain...

- and if lightning strikes us...? - Don't worry, I'll save you...

Look how it's raining, Folcacchio...

This weather is so unstable...

- I know that one... - Which ?

on the right. It's the worker mine from Borgodese.

Gulfardo!

Don't forget, there's no more fire, e�ti �n via��...

- What did you do, Gulfardo? - I'm innocent.

My hands are tied, I'm innocent...

My hands are free... �mi scot c�ciula, messer Pisano...

Dezlega�i-m�, messer...

- I'm free... - Dezlega�i-m�.

- Mul�umesc, messer. - What will the bishop say?

I'm not interested in the bishop, I have to pay my pulpit

... from the church in Graciano. That's how we are.

Help me remove the chains.

Wait for me. I can't run away like you...

Help ! I fell into shit.

Hey, Folcacchio, wait for me!

Wait for me! Assassins...

Wow... how hard is shit...

She was lucky, but she sings a lot...

- He fell into shit. - Was it shit?

- The shit stinks... - If you say, I feel too...

Don't come close. Chickens like a beast.

A�tepta�i-m�. It's shit, it's not leprosy...

Gr�be�te-te, Gulfardo. Courage with leaves.

Here is a monastery. The brothers will give me some clothes.

Maxim I accompany you to the walls, you know my ideas well...

- I don't go in there. - and what do I say to the brothers?

Iisuse, Giuseppe, Maria, Nicola...

When you're done, shake the chain and lift you up.

It was not better to pull it bucket of water instead of going down there?

- Ce �ntuneric... - Two, coboar�.

- Slower... - Get off... !

- I'm waiting to get better. - Damn, how hard you are... !

- I'm waiting. - You look like an elephant.

- Have you arrived or not? - Yes, I'm starting now.

Brothers are coming, goodbye friend!

What did you throw away, you bastards?

Little, little...

Now what are we doing ? If they caught him?

It was supposed to happen today...

Now he's mad at me...

The poor brothers...

- Are you sure? They were forints, did they ring? - How could I not... I heard how they were calling.

Gulfard...

- Why doesn't he answer? - Why don't you come down to see, Folcacchio?

- Me? Why don't you go? - No, no... he was your friend...

- I think he's dead... - Go see.

- Gulfardo, are you dead? - Go, go...

- Lift me back up... - Well, of course.

- If you put me down, I'll come up and kill you. - Witch... Come on, get down.

Gulfardo, live... ! Matthias. Live.

Wake up, Gulfardo. Maybe we got rich.

- I fell in the bottom... - Better in the bottom than in the head.

- What is there ? - Gold.

- Matthias! You tie me up and you lift me up... - First the box.

- For devotion. - I'm waiting.

Give me the hat!

Did you fool yourself? Give me the hat!

- Done. - I pick up.

- Get us out of here! - After... don't worry...

- Did you catch her? - How not to...

Drop the chain.

I wait here. I'm going to I hide this. I'll be right back.

- Mattia... - Be good and...

Did you see, you moron? Now I stayed here...

I knew well that as soon as he would have the tape will be deleted... stupid!

Stupid? Me? I have to You say you are stupid.

Not once, a hundred times.

If you were a thief, these would you have left them here?

Maybe he doesn't come back because he is he's scared, maybe he broke a leg...

Look at him...

Look at him! This is the treasure thief...

Thieves! Trust your friends...!

Well done bastards. Thieves...

Let's hurry. Come this way...

- Give me the hat! - Not. Hat, no!

- Then let me help you. - Yes.

Come on, move faster I see some houses.

It's good to have confidence, but not to it's even better. Put one foot on top.

Where would you like to go? Thanks we have...

Florence or Venice? We will go...

Anywhere is good for me just not Pampinea.

But I would love to go to Venice. I heard there are some girls there...

What are you doing ?

- Pig! - What are you doing ?

- do you put your hand on her bottom? - If he likes...

Look at this one too... Hands down!

Go beyond. I serve him.

what do you want

Gulfardo... the innkeeper's girl... ? Beautiful...

Shall we...?

- Girl...! - We...

There's no need. I serve him.

Anyway, we wanted to talk to you...

My friend and I want to sleep here. do you have a bed

There is none. It's full of eyes, don't you see

- Look up! - What the ? It's full and high.

I'll give it to you if you find us a bed.

- It would be a bed... - Yes ?

- But in my room. - Yes.

- Does it suit you? - Yes.

- Then, it's good. - Yes.

just a moment let's see if the room is clean.

My wife is from Veneto...

We are many: me, my wife, my daughter, my mother-in-law.

There is also my son, but He sleeps elsewhere.

come Come in!

Have, have, have! I don't feel well. My head hurts, I saw two buttocks.

Excuse me, messiers. My wife My daughter is also taking a bath.

It means there were two real bottoms.

Are you done, or throw away the water?

- I finished. - Be calm...

- You can enter. - Be calm, be calm...

Good evening!

- What is our bed, messer? - where is your bed.

Thank you...

It's a real inn, and the bed smells like food...

Where are you going ?

I'm going for a walk I am not sleepy...

- We are in the communal market... - Remain silent !

I have to pick the popcorn from there...

Pay attention to the pistil, if any wake up his father and cut him...

and don't believe anymore. I tell him...

It's damn... Woe to us...!

Don't scream. I don't want to I do bad...

On the contrary...

- What's your name? - I don't tell him, it sounds bad.

And you are so beautiful...

As you wish, if you prefer...

I want everything tonight let it be beautiful... like in the stories.

I want tomorrow when you wake up and remember this night...

like a beautiful dream...

Baby, come here.

Go and be good...

where are you, my little one?

Oh my little one, sleep... Be nice...

Did you wake up too, Cico?

Good thing the girl didn't wake up...

No, Chico...

Do you have any fantasies tonight... we have guests...

No Cico, be nice...

What forces have you caught... !

I told him it was wheat bread he'll be fine...

- But not hard, slowly... - Okay, a little...

My beautiful, good as a brio��...

What ? It's an earthquake...

I fell... it hurts me...

who is here

It's the wine...

Where will my bed be?

Is here. Will this be it?

This way ?

I think he was here...

I did an amazing job. It was splendid.

My mother... the innkeeper has a daughter... don't even suspect...

It has a soft and delicate skin...

I caught her in my arms, passed her hand through silky hair...

But not only the hair, I went down...

- Hey you ! I am... - I am too!

and you, what?

- What did you do with my daughter? - Say it one more time!

Here is my husband. who are you

Madam, I am the ambassador. Were you satisfied?

And... without wheat bread...

I'm sorry, I have to go to Venice otherwise he would have done it once before...

Don't you want to talk? Let me make you talk...

I'm going to cut you to pieces, I will slice you like salami...

You are nothing but a pig... Wait! where is my wife

Piamante... Where are you? Nothing can be seen.

We stayed here, did we disagree?

How long have you been there?

Since when did you blow out the candle.

There were two men in the house we have to be careful with our face...

You did well.

what is he doing

- Don't wake him up, he's an incurable sleepwalker. - What does this mean?

It is one that tells everything what are you dreaming about?

He is a special sleepwalker, belongs to the menga race.

If he wakes up suddenly, he dies.

Only I know the magic formula� which It brings him back to normal.

Thursday, Thursday. Come to me... I'll give them bread like a king...

Bread of king of princes, Thursday, come to me more slowly...

How do you fool him...

- That's good... - Laugh, laugh...!

- For the first time I want to redo my wardrobe. - I'll go back to take a nap.

God, how soft you are... I am fresh as a rose.

- Shown. - Will there be a tailor in this village?

- where is my donkey... - Yours?

- The foal from my mare. - I think so...

- It's really him... The handsome... - Where is your mother?

- How are you ? - do you know what we are doing now?

We must go to the shop to be his mother too.

- Come Folcacchio, come! - �to ?

Hey shopkeeper!

Good day, messiers!

- Is the outside yours? - Yes, of course!

- Will you sell it to me? - with his mother, yes?

- together with mother you can... - Yes, give him to me together with his mother...

- I'm a bit weirder... - Yes Yes Yes...

I don't do it to earn more, just don't be separated...

It is not good to separate a son by his mother...

It can be seen after the face c� he is a good man...

You don't see it every day people with faces like that...

Thank you.

Don't you also have a white mare?

No black spot here under the neck...

And a badass like that which can be heard now...

- Get out of here...! - What a rat...!

- I wanted to show you the mare... - Bianca...

I finally found you? Where have you been until now?

- I also found your messenger... - Now I will take you with me...

Well done! And you found the horses by chance, isn't it?

It's normal, gentlemen. I also paid for the hay...

- Like our cloaks... - Those are...

The merchant is a good boy... he set them aside for us…

This is my friend Gulfardo's cloak...

This is his hat...

That's mine. Hands down...!

Now that I found them let's look for something else...

- This is small... - I'll take it.

This is beautiful... let her go... !

Take your hand, I'll break it...

Do you know something, Folcacchio? I haven't could live in an hour.

- I need an open place. - Because you remained a stranger...

What do you want... I have seen many cities... this is not the first...

From what I saw, Siena she is the most beautiful...

Look Folcacchio of a rare beauty what churches admire...

Do you know something, Gulfardo? When something is beautiful, it is beautiful even if it belongs to the priests.

- Is beautiful ? - Yes it's beautiful.

I'm so tired... that when I lie down, I feel like lying down again...

my ears also hurt from fatigue...

- Now what are we doing ? - What I said.

We are going to Venice, to Naples... We go where we want.

- What shall we do? - How, what should we do?

- What, you don't agree anymore? - I agree, but I was thinking...

What were you thinking?

Maybe we should do one escapade in our burg...

Dress like that, we'll have a triumphal entry...

and now we are also rich...

- What do we tell them about the message? - How, what do we tell them?!

We will tell them something. We think on the road.

Look what an impression we make...

- do you still remember the guy from there? - Yes, it's Torello.

My mother, how did she get... He wanted it, he had it!

I don't know how to work with marble And she is beating me...

I recognize him, he is my son... It's Folcacchio.

- Can't you shut up? - He's my son...

Gulfard...

Finally you came back. How I missed you...!

Get out of here! Don't you see that the horse is also scared?

Get to work, I'll slap you! Do you want to feel them with your ears?

Stop saying yes all the time! I don't like servitude.

Work! Pisano job waiting for the parts.

I will go to the burg.

People of the burg! Royal friends!

Bishop Guido, made us a extraordinary reception.

There was no more message heard like this.

- It's true that... everything was achieved. - Oh...

- Will we have this water? - Water...

If we are good, they will do it for us the pipeline, look at that!

Will we finally be able to water our fields?

- Will they make us channels? - He will do it first.

- It's true, isn't it? - Yes.

- They said that a channel will be made... right! - Oh...

Now I recognize you, my son...

How beautiful you are Folcacchio...! and what beautiful clothes you have...

For Gulfardo de Bardi and Folcacchio Folcacchieri...

all our gratitude...

Which they got from our beloved Bishop...

... a pipe and a channel.

Bravo.

Thank you, my fellow citizens.

Look!

- It's gold. my son is rich - It's gold...

We are rich. My son is a big boy conductor, brought gold...

What would he want me to shoot a punch to the head...

- you just know that... - and take your mother...

We are rich. Look, it's gold...

One moment. Listen.

- I will explain. - Folcacchio, my blessed son...

Come on, you're just being silly...

- I thought you had our... - What are you staring at?

Citizens. Just don't think I do Gulfardo, we want to make fools of them.

It's true, yes, it's true...

Our good Bishop Guido was generous and gave us a bag of forints...

for us to start alone let's build a channel.

Which will bring water from the river on our lands.

For humans and animals.

The bishop said that some of them forints were for us.

Fi�i cumin�i... Look but don't touch... !

We must receive the reward for our mission as ambassadors.

Thank you for the applause.

They are real gold forints.

Friends. Our friend Folcacchio de Folcacchieri

brought us this treasure that our Bishop donated it to us.

Now, in the name of the burgh, you he took care of her.

Get out of here, fool!

You should be the prior ours, Folcacchio.

- Long live Folcacchio! - OK...

I see you all agree... I will become your prior.

Many things are needed here and I will do them.

All that can be done and what can't be done...

Everything will be done...

Saint Gelante... do like the brothers to have a lot...

- There is your treasure, brother. - We want the treasure back!

Not. They are ours, he sent them to us the bishop for water.

It's not true.

To hell with your bishop! Us been stolen, and we take it back.

Let's take the forints...

I'll give you guilders...

There is nothing here.

Help...

Hey bro, aren't you defending me? útia m� omoar�.

I think they have good reasons, brother!

What are you doing ? Leave me! I am a brother...

Go and take a photo... I give...

- Stop! Don't touch me! - This time you won't escape...

Iart�-m� ! It was not me.

Iart�-m�...

Mul�umesc. Iart�-m� !

It's for the last time... Ai �n�eles ?

Because next time... i break you...

- Shots ! - Mul�umesc, sir!

- What are you doing ? - I always said that talented people...

like you, you don't meet them in all of Spain. I always say this...

Talk about how your mother made you. You are from Pisa.

What did you say, Pisa?

- I'm from Santa Croce, fool! - How, from Santa Croce?

- From Larno? - Bine�n�eles...

Hey, what are you doing to me? L�sa�i-m�...

No... brothers...

Did it hurt ? Let's see now... Las�-m�...

Vino s� m� aju�i, Gulfardo...

You, my son!? My son is a great leader, not a stunted like you!

Look at her...

- Now where are you going, Folcacchio? - Where do you want me to go?

- Did the rizboi twist you? - What do you want me to do?

Da, m� �ntorc la r�zboi, this place will finish me...

Look Folcacchio, I saved some forints.

You did well, take it you stupid man...

To pay the dung they have stole it when I got here.

How beautiful the two gentlemen are...

Will it always end like this?

As always they will be those who will give?

Oh, Folcacchio...

Gulfardino, my love! I finished. Can I have a little rest?

Not. You still have three blocks to prepare.

how? Can I help you now?

How can he not help me? It doesn't seem real to them...

Since we got back, she does rough work, I do the finishing touches.

I found a filter, I still had it one in desasa.

- I thought of bringing it to him. - It doesn't matter anymore.

I found the filter... here.

- Now where are you going, Folcacchio? - Where should I go?

Through the world... I find one war somewhere...

What do you want ? The only thing that I know how to do it is war.

Tell me something, Folcacchio! Did you really do the war?

are you kidding Just not once... I did it twice...

It's much easier to do war than making peace...

If you need something... Gulfardo is always here.

You did well to tell me i will remember...

Farewell, Gulfardo!

Go slowly.

Messer ambassador... Providence sent you...

Stop it!

Why are you screaming, poor thing?

My donkey died, messer. What can I do?

Are you asking me? Get over it!

- Can you help me with the magic? - Not.

I beg you, messer! Turn my wife into a mare!

- We will die of hunger. - I said no !

I don't do magic anymore. I am a warrior again, and as such...

I return to the war.

Do it for us, just once...

Forgiveness...

You really don't want to try and kill me turn into a mare, messer?

If you're starving...

- Are you going to stay outside without talking? - Yes.

- Know that it is for the last time. - Thank you, messer.

Let's go faster. i have to go

And you dona Gemmata, don't bother me to waste too much time.

But without taking off my shirt, I'm ashamed.

Good. He realizes that he is the only one which I accept.

Did you understand?

do everything right messer ambassador

- Do you have any fans in the stable? - There is something left from the donkey.

Good. My mare needs to eat while doing the magic.

- Let me pass! - Intra�i.

Do whatever he wants, Gemmata.

I'm not interested... The night...

Hey, Nicolo! Come, O Pe Gemata! Desc�ntecul a reu�it.

- ��i place ? - Desc�ntec oriental...

Everything went well. Prive�te-o.

My gemma, my wife! Ce frumoas� e�ti...

What a beautiful neck. What beautiful legs... What beautiful eyes...

E�ti mul�umit ? I also respected your wife's wish,

the shirt remained on her.

This magic is amazing for me...

My beautiful sweet...

It's only mine... Forever...

Folcacchio! It's true that you don't want to to go to war?

Yes Yes Yes...

It's true...

I'm not going anymore...

SF�R�IT

Translation: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam