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I can’t believe it. I’m married
six years and I’m still happy.
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You’re lucky. I think
Louise is cheating on me.
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We’re not cheating.
We’re just good friends.
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- Look, he’s worried.
- He’s joking!
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Wait a minute.
Pull the cab over.
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- This ain’t the address.
- Be quiet!
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<♪♪ [ Singing ]
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Sammy! Tony!
Who’s that singing?
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<♪♪ [ Singing ]
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<- Sounds like Vicki.
<- That is Vicki.
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We’ll get off here, cabbie.
George, pay the man.
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- What!
- $1.80.
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<$1.80?
<Your meter broken?
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Fellas.
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- It’s her.
- Would you look at that?
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It’s her.
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<♪ Here in your arms
<I’m wealthy tonight ♪
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♪ When youth has its fling ♪
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♪ Love is the thing ♪
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♪ While lovers fight for power ♪
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<♪ We can... ♪
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♪ Walk among the flowers ♪
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They were the unhappiest
couple I ever knew.
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And the happiest.
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I thought the third time
they would have made it.
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♪ Love for you and me ♪
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<[ Phil ] Vicki and Charley.
<Now there’s a story.
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<I never told you this?
<I’m sure I told you.
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<I’m gonna tell you the story,
<and you’re gonna think I’m making it up.
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<But I swear this is
<exactly how it happened.
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<It all started on a warm
<June night, 1948.
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<My friend, Charley Pearl, had
<just announced his engagement...
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<to the daughter of the most
<important producer in Hollywood.
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<Now, for a struggling
<comic like myself...
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<this was a rare chance to get into
<a big-time Hollywood mansion...
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<for which I otherwise
<would’ve had no chance at all.
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<For Charley it was the beginning
<of the biggest roller coaster ride...
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<in the history
<of modern romance.
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♪♪ [ Swing Music ]
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<Adele Horner was
<a new type dame for Charley.
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<She had class, education.
<Nice girl.
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You’re the only woman
in the world for me, Adele.
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In the whole world?
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In as many
worlds as they got.
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<But me and the guys couldn’t get
<over Charley getting married.
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<Here he is,
<a good-looking guy...
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<with millions coming in from
<the family toothpaste business.
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<To small-time
<bachelors like us...
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<Charley Pearl was a god.
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Five feet from
where we’re sitting...
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there are three directors
I would sell my mother to meet.
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- You sold your mother last year.
- They returned her.
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Don’t ever be funnier
than me, sweetheart.
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<He’s not in love with her.
<I’ll tell you that.
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How do you know?
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Well, he might love her.
But he’s not hot for her.
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So the hors d’oeuvres are hot.
Isn’t that enough?
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<Why’s he marrying her?
<It’s not as if he needs money.
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<She doesn’t need his,
<so I trust her.
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<For Charley that’s
<a hard thing to find.
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Charley, let’s not get
married unless it’s forever.
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I’m spoiled rotten.
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And I wouldn’t know how
to handle disappointment.
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Every woman
I have ever been with...
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has made her living
from disappointments.
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I need somebody good and
solid to keep me in check.
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I’ll hold you to that,
Charley.
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I’ll never let you out
of my sight.
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Bite my mouth.
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Go on.
Bite it hard.
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No, Charley.
I don’t want to hurt you.
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You don’t get it, Adele.
I like it when it hurts.
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<Ahem.
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I’m sorry to intrude.
But your father...
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<would like a few moments
<with Mr. Pearl.
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Don’t look so worried.
He already said yes.
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He’s been known
to change his mind.
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It’s too late.
I already made up mine.
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Sit down, Charley.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Cigar?
- No, thank you.
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- Brandy?
- Not for me.
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Is it true you don’t
smoke or drink?
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Stains the teeth.
That’s what my father taught me.
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Makes you look impressive.
That’s what my father taught me.
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No vices at all,
Charley?
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Oh sure. All the ones
that don’t stain the teeth.
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Well, you got
nice teeth.
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How would you
characterize yourself?
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As a playboy?
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I prefer the word
“sportsman.”
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You don’t give a damn
about impressing me...
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<- do you, Charley?
- I’m trying like hell to make
a good impression on you.
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But you know
everything about me.
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I spotted those two
private detectives...
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<you’ve had tailing me
<for the last month.
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<Sure I play the horses,
<bet on football, baseball...
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anything that
moves or rolls.
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I’ve been out with every starlet
from Paramount to Warner Brothers...
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and I’ve had
a dandy time doing it.
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But, that was
before I met Adele.
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Is it having 30 million dollars
that makes you so cocky?
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No, I don’t think I’m cocky.
A little stupid, sometimes.
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No, I don’t think
you are.
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Fact is, I don’t know
what the hell you are.
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Why did you
pick Adele?
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There’s a thousand better
looking women you could have
by just snapping your finger.
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I don’t think you appreciate
your own daughter’s qualities.
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She’s got style.
She’s got class.
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Adele is a thoroughbred.
That’s something I know about.
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We’re not trading
horses here, Charley.
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We’re talking about my one
and only daughter, Adele.
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Now what is it you really want?
To produce movies?
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Produce movies?
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No, I’d miss too
many ball games.
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We’ve talked about
everything except hard work.
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Exactly how much schooling
have you had?
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I went to a few Harvard
and Yale football games.
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Look, let’s face it.
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I’m not ambitious.
I don’t have to be.
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You know, my mother walked
out on us when I was three.
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Never saw her again.
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So my old man
gave me everything...
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except the mother
I didn’t have.
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I love that old guy.
I’m gonna pay him back...
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<by settling down.
<My father made me rich.
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Now I want
to make him happy.
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You’re good,
Charley.
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You use charm...
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like a dealer uses
a fresh deck.
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There isn’t an
ambitious writer...
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actor or director
out there...
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who wouldn’t sell
his soul to marry Adele.
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But you present
a problem to me...
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because you’re lazy
and you’re independent.
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How am I going to
control you, Charley?
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You can’t.
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But Adele, she can
make me do handstands.
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There are two things in this
world that matter to me.
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My daughter
and my studio.
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You hurt my studio
and I kill you.
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<You hurt my daughter...
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and you’ll pray
for me to kill you.
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Don’t give it a thought, sir.
I’m not a praying man.
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<[ Phil ] Okay, two days later
<we were headed for what was then...
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<just a little dusty town
<called Las Vegas.
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<We were throwing Charley
<a bachelor party.
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<A three-day orgy at the
<Pick-A-Daisy Ranch...
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<where all the Daisys
<wore D-cups.
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<“She loves me, she loves me not”
<was the house game.
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<By the time Charley
<went on his honeymoon...
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<we’d have Adele carrying
<him across the threshold.
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Did I tell you clowns Esther
Williams likes one of my songs?
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Hey, that’s terrific!
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- MGM wants her to sing it
in her next picture.
- Where, underwater?
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Shut up, you.
What song?
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♪ Haven’t we met before
Haven’t we met before ♪♪
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Wait a minute. That’s my song.
You promised that to me.
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So now I promised MGM.
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Since when does friendship
come before career?
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You little shit. In two years
I’ll be MGM’s hottest star.
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<Esther Williams will do a
<backstroke in my bathtub to
<get me in one of her pictures.
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And you will kiss my ass
before I do one of your songs.
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I’ll kiss it now.
I’m not proud. Bend over.
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You can’t do no Esther Williams
picture. You can’t swim.
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- How do you know?
- You never go near the water
because you wear the toupee.
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I wear a toupee,
you fuckhead?
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<You know,
<I love this guy.
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- He manages the worst
baseball team in the minors.
- I’m sorry?
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Finishes last
three years in a row.
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- Four!
- Four years in a row!
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Now he knows everything
about show business.
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I know umpires making
20 bucks a month...
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- better rugs on their heads.
- Mr. Pineapple Head.
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<- Pineapple head?
- Can I say something, George?
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You’re very boring.
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You want to hang out with us,
get snappier dialogue.
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I don’t hear Charley coming
up with any snappier dialogue.
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- That’s different. Charley’s rich.
- Hey, hey!
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I don’t mind if Charley bores us.
Is this fun?
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Is this the best time
you ever had in your life?
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Going to Vegas with three-and-a-half
funny guys who treat you like an equal.
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We pretend that we
enjoy your company.
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Why do we treat you...
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<like an equal?
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- Because I pay for everything.
<- Exactly!
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<[ Tire Pops ]
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You see. The first thing
he grabs is his hair.
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I always do this.
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Hey, buddy.
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<- How long’s it going to take?
- You want it fast or
do you want it to last?
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I’ll write the lyrics.
Just fix the tire.
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Adele, we have a bad connection.
I miss you too, honey.
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<I still say
<he’s not hot for her.
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About 40 miles outside of Vegas.
I’m going to drop these guys
off and head back tonight.
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<I just miss you
<too much.
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What did he say? Birds were chirping.
I couldn’t hear that.
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I love you.
Bye, honey.
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He’s joking, that’s what it is.
He’s joking. Charley.
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Don’t tell jokes. You’re not funny.
We’re funny, not you.
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It’s no joke.
I’m going back.
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Aw, Charley!
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I’ll take you there.
I’ll pay for the weekend.
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- I’m going back to L.A. tonight.
- Charley.
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- I miss her, guys.
- Tell him what he’s missing.
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On my mother’s life,
these are not women, they’re goddesses.
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- Am I lying, Sammy?
- Goddesses, Charley.
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Any of them could marry a prince
or a duke if they could get to Europe.
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Big women, six-two, six-three.
There were 12 of them.
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It’s like
a mountain of tits.
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Hey, the tire,
the tire!
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You guys don’t get it.
I’m getting married in six days.
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I’m tired of screwing around. That’s
all I’ve been doing my whole life.
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Can I ask you a question?
Are you hot for Adele?
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I just got finished telling you,
I’m nuts for her.
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We’re not talking about nuts.
Nuts is a different topic.
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We are now
talking about hot.
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- Hot!
- Different than nuts.
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I’ve had hot before.
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Hot always
got me into trouble.
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Hot always cost me a bundle
of dough and a kick in the ass.
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- I want a woman I can depend on.
<- Why can’t you have both?
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Because you can’t.
You ever hear of crimes of passion?
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A hot woman
screws up your mind.
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Guy sees the woman
he’s in love with...
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in bed with another guy,
he writes her off.
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- He catches some guy screwing
the woman he’s hot for--
<- [ Crash ]
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She’s done!
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<[ Phil ] We did talk Charley
<into stopping for a few drinks...
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<figuring we could persuade him
<to join us at the Pick-A-Daisy.
231
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<You can lead
<a man in love to water...
232
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<but you gotta drag him
<to horse around.
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♪♪ [ Swing Music ]
234
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<Feeling lucky!
<Feeling lucky!
235
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<Watch your hands!
<Keep your hands back!
236
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He’s on the phone again.
237
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,720
<We should have killed
<this romance when it started.
238
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A man in love is a man
who dumps his friends.
239
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,320
I’m going
to miss Charley.
240
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,160
Fellas, I have found
the one girl in a million.
241
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,880
You ask me if I’m hot for her,
I’m better than hot.
242
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:40,040
I am crazy, nuts,
absolutely insane for her.
243
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:44,000
That’s great. Maybe one day
you’ll be hot for her, too.
244
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:49,200
And now here’s a young lady
I know you’re going to enjoy.
245
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,520
♪♪ [ Blues ]
246
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,720
Adele wants to put
my picture on the ceiling...
247
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,760
so it’s the first thing
she sees in the morning.
248
00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,200
I wish we didn’t have
to wait six day--
249
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♪ Birds do it ♪
250
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,120
♪ Bees do it ♪
251
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,640
♪ Even educated
fleas do it ♪
252
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,640
♪ Let’s do it ♪
253
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:28,120
♪ Let’s fall in love ♪
254
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,720
Sometimes it’s
good to wait.
255
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,960
- Who is that?
- For example.
256
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,960
♪ Let’s do it
Let’s do it ♪
257
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,080
Who is she,
Sammy?
258
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,760
Must be a new kid.
Never saw her before.
259
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:56,320
♪ The Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it ♪
260
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,920
♪ Not to mention the Finns ♪
261
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:06,480
♪ Folks in Siam do it ♪
262
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,480
♪ Think of Siamese twins ♪
263
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:13,280
<♪ Some Argentines... ♪
264
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,440
<Nice body.
<Right, Charley?
265
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She’s um--
266
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,640
She’s got, um...
267
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,640
Good phrasing.
268
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:26,360
- Her phrasing, it’s good.
- First thing I noticed
when she came out.
269
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,840
Let’s hear her phrase
a little more.
270
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,760
One more song?
271
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:35,360
One song, one encore,
one reprise. That’s it.
272
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:40,360
♪ Electric eels
I might add, do it ♪
273
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:45,960
♪ Although it shocks them
I know ♪
274
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:51,640
♪ Why ask if shad do it ♪
275
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,840
♪ Oh waiter
bring me shad roe ♪
276
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,640
<♪ In shallow shoals ♪
277
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,640
<♪ English soles do it ♪
278
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:06,640
♪ Goldfish in the privacy
of bowls do it ♪
279
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,960
♪ Let’s do it ♪
280
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:14,320
♪ Let’s fall... ♪
281
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,480
♪ In love ♪
282
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,400
♪ Come on, baby ♪
283
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,520
♪ There’s not much to it ♪
284
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,000
♪ Just come along
with me boy ♪
285
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,320
♪ And get right
down to it ♪
286
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,920
♪ Let’s fall... ♪
287
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,920
♪ In love ♪
288
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,040
♪ Let’s just do it ♪
289
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,880
<♪ Let’s just do it ♪
290
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,360
♪ Love’ll come later ♪
291
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:59,520
♪ Feels so good ♪
292
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,920
♪ Yeah ♪♪
293
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:08,720
<[ M.C. ] Ladies and gentlemen,
<Miss Vicki Anderson.
294
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,800
I gotta
get going.
295
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,800
<Charley,
<where’s your manners?
296
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,480
Tell the lady how much
you appreciate her phrasing.
297
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,720
♪ Murder, he says ♪
298
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,720
Sammy, ask if the lady will join
some admirers for a drink.
299
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,960
- Phil--
<- She’d get a kick out of meeting you.
300
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,800
<- Okay, Sam?
- Can do.
301
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,600
If the man says
“can do,” can do!
302
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,640
♪ Is that the
language of love ♪
303
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,000
<♪ Is there
<something he said ♪
304
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,400
<♪ Takes me in his arms
<is there something he said ♪
305
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:49,120
<♪ The meaning of his charms
<is there something he said ♪
306
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:54,400
<♪ Is that
<the language of love ♪
307
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,960
No good. Bad idea.
No can do.
308
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,240
What do you mean?
She won’t have a drink with us?
309
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,920
- She’s seeing a guy. She’s spoke for.
<- Let me talk to her.
310
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,960
- Leave it to me.
- Forget it!
311
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,600
She’s Bugsy Siegel’s girl.
312
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,040
- That name was not mentioned.
- Let’s go.
313
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,160
What’s wrong with asking her
to have one drink?
314
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,200
Nothin’. So they’ll bury
us all in the same box.
315
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,040
Pay the check.
Leave a very big tip.
316
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,840
- I just want to say hello.
<- Without a tongue?
317
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,640
<They don’t call Bugsy “Bugsy”
<’cause he’s friendly.
318
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,480
- Grab his arms.
- Come on.
319
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,240
Don’t look back.
They got cameras in the ceiling.
320
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,320
You don’t think that girl
has something special?
321
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,640
You’re just nervous. Suddenly,
any gorgeous girl looks good.
322
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,800
You don’t think
that girl is beautiful?
323
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,720
I thought she was
a little common.
324
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,640
Adele is pretty.
This girl--
325
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:05,160
♪ ...Will bring on
nobody’s murder but his own ♪
326
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,320
Hard to say.
327
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,480
Charley, you gotta
come with us.
328
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,000
- We need you for the group discount.
- Get in the car.
329
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,240
It’s too late to
make it back to L.A.
330
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,680
Give the girls
at the ranch a break.
331
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,080
- I want to get back to Adele.
- Charley!
332
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,440
- Bust a couple of broncos for me.
- See ya at the altar.
333
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,440
Can you spot me
a twenty?
334
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,440
You’re a lucky man to have
a real lady waiting for you.
335
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,160
Poor slobs like us...
336
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,000
we’ve got to kill three days
humping 12 crazy amazons!
337
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,120
See ya later, Charley.
338
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,440
<- It’s only a dime to change your mind.
- Knock ’em dead.
339
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,200
<- We miss you already. Come on.
<- We’ll mail you the bill.
340
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,080
<♪ He said get in the groove ♪
341
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:47,600
<♪ He said keep on the move ♪
342
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,520
- ♪ He says murder ♪
- Murder!
343
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,520
- Murder!
- Murder!
344
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:59,440
♪ Murder, murder, murder
that’s what he said ♪
345
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,240
<[ Applause ]
346
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,320
<Is that clock right?
<1:30?
347
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,960
Guess so.
348
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,080
You’re the first one in Vegas
who ever asked me the time.
349
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,400
Another
two-cents-plain?
350
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,080
Sure.
Why not?
351
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,440
How ya doin’,
Charley?
352
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,760
Well, I’m doin’
just fine, thanks.
353
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,920
Lady’s talkin’
to me, chief.
354
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,800
Oh, oh!
355
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,160
My name is Charley, too.
356
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,480
Honest.
357
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,760
I saw your show.
358
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,280
All three shows,
as a matter of fact.
359
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,200
- You’re very good.
- The lady likes to drink alone.
360
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,200
Why don’t you show her
a little professional courtesy, Charley?
361
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:24,840
I’m not trying to pick you up.
I’m getting married in six days.
362
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,120
I couldn’t be happier for you.
Do we have any peanuts?
363
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,120
<Yeah.
364
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,240
- Thanks.
- Yes, sir...
365
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,560
finally gonna
tie the old knot.
366
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,800
Never thought it
would happen to me.
367
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,800
I’m up here on
a bachelor party.
368
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,680
Quiet party.
369
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,640
I left early. Me and the guys,
we really went wild.
370
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,480
I was going to drive back
to L.A., but I decided...
371
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,880
to stay and see
your last show.
372
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,160
Is there an album of yours
that I could buy?
373
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:03,840
Because if there isn’t, then
somebody better open their eyes...
374
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,880
because I think you have
one hell of a future.
375
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,200
- You in show business?
- No, toothpaste.
376
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,840
No wonder you
smile so much.
377
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,680
My name’s Pearl...
Charley Pearl.
378
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,760
Gus, got a
talker down here.
379
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,120
I’m in the columns
now and then.
380
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,280
Really?
Selling toothpaste?
381
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,520
I race cars, speedboats...
382
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,560
play a little polo.
383
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,360
You like polo?
384
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,040
I would have thought a guy
getting married in six days...
385
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,040
would behave himself.
386
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,040
- Am I out of line?
- Your foot’s on the edge, pal.
387
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,880
<Excuse me.
<This section just closed.
388
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,880
Move to the other end of the bar,
we’d be glad to pick up your tab.
389
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:52,200
- Have I offended someone?
- I don’t own this hotel.
390
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,040
See, no one’s
complaining.
391
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,280
Look, I asked you nice once.
Second time gets ugly.
392
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,280
He’s harmless, Gus.
393
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,320
He’s getting married
in six days.
394
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,320
<I just want to make sure
<the guy shows up.
395
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,160
You got two minutes
to finish your drink.
396
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,600
Then you run
out of ’em.
397
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,480
Those guys must think
you’re pretty important.
398
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,760
- My fan club.
- Listen...
399
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,280
I know some influential
people in your business.
400
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,640
Is there any way
they could sort of...
401
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,640
- get in contact with you?
<- Nope.
402
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,840
Don’t go yet.
403
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,760
Don’t touch, Charley.
404
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,360
<Those guys know how
<to turn wives into widows.
405
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,800
I mean it when
I say you’re good.
406
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,440
You should be making records,
playing big clubs.
407
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,800
You should be
in the movies.
408
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,640
Charley, I’m gonna save your life.
409
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,640
Do you know who I am?
410
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,040
Yeah, Bugsy Siegel’s
girlfriend.
411
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,480
If they hear you call him Bugsy,
they’ll turn you...
412
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,800
into a roulette wheel.
413
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,120
I’m not brave
and I’m not stupid.
414
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,320
I’ve got 30 seconds
to finish my drink...
415
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,000
before they
show me the door.
416
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,840
Is there any way I could
see you later on tonight?
417
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,840
Sure, if you don’t mind
looking up from a grave.
418
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,960
Just tell me
where to go.
419
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,720
Charley Pearl!
420
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,000
The toothpaste king!
421
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:31,360
Why do you want to die if
you’re worth 40 million bucks?
422
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,680
30 million,
and I don’t want to die.
423
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,880
I just want to
see you later on.
424
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,400
Why?
425
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:44,000
Some things are worth
risking your life for.
426
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,320
You have five seconds
to make up your mind.
427
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,920
No. What is
wrong with me?
428
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,040
<They’ll kill us both
<if he catches us.
429
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:04,720
Makes life interesting,
doesn’t it?
430
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,720
Five Yucca Ridge Road.
431
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,040
Don’t come if
the porch light is on.
432
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,560
<I’ll leave the side window open.
<I must be crazy!
433
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,760
I’ve had enough.
I loved the show.
434
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,080
Next time, I’ll bring
the wife and kids.
435
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,520
I know the way out.
436
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,560
Jesus, the creeps
they let in this joint!
437
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,600
<[ Phil ] Now, Charley’s brain
<knew that what he was doin’...
438
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,720
<was dumb
<and dangerous.
439
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:57,720
<The problem was, his brain
<was no longer drivin’ the bus.
440
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,320
<Charley was about to break
<the two golden rules:
441
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,800
<one, never fool around
<with a gangster’s girl.
442
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,320
<And two, never fool around
<with a gangster’s girl.
443
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,080
[ Whispers ]
Where are you?
444
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,360
<Pulling down the shade
<would be a smart move.
445
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,840
Right.
446
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,360
Hi.
447
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,000
Okay, so you’re here.
What do you want?
448
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,840
I thought maybe
we’d talk.
449
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,840
About what?
450
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,840
I mean-- what do
you mean, about what?
451
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,960
I’m risking a bullet in my head
to come see you.
452
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,360
I got the impression that
you want to see me, too.
453
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,640
So, what do you
want to do?
454
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,840
Well, a drink
would be nice.
455
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,400
<Soft music maybe.
456
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,480
About my career.
457
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,640
Oh.
458
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,520
Well, uh,
I meant what I said.
459
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,040
I could introduce you
to some influential people.
460
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,400
More important
than Benny Siegel?
461
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,480
Well...
462
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,040
without those two gorillas,
Benny Siegel...
463
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,480
isn’t anymore important than...
the doorman.
464
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,680
Doormen open doors,
Charley.
465
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,320
Judging from your looks
and this bungalow...
466
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,320
I think he had something
else in mind, don’t you?
467
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,680
And I suppose
you don’t.
468
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,000
He gave you this job.
But I don’t think...
469
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,000
he’s really going to
push your career.
470
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,760
<Whereas I am prepared
<to pick up this phone...
471
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,200
<and get you an appointment
<with Decca Records.
472
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,680
Why would you
do that for me?
473
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,080
Why did you
leave the window open?
474
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:03,200
I don’t know.
I don’t know.
475
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,040
Besides, Benny’s gettin’
ready to dump me.
476
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,240
That’s what he went
to pick up in Chicago.
477
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,560
Look, I gotta
tell you this.
478
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,640
I couldn’t take my eyes
off you in that club.
479
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,720
When I was sitting
next to you...
480
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,800
I had to fight to keep
my hands off you.
481
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:42,400
You know, sometimes
something strange...
482
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,440
something special happens
between a man and woman.
483
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,000
She may not be right for him,
or he for her, but...
484
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,120
it happens anyway.
485
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,280
And there’s not a damn thing
either one can do about it.
486
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:58,080
- [ Chuckling ]
- Are you laughing at me?
487
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,920
Yeah.
488
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,360
But don’t go away.
489
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,760
On the other hand, Adele...
490
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,840
the woman I’m suppose
to be married to...
491
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,680
she is the absolute
right woman for me.
492
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,200
Lucky Adele.
493
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,120
<♪♪ [ Big Band Music ]
494
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,280
<Except I don’t wanna...
495
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,840
devour every inch
of her flesh...
496
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,680
the way I want
to do right now.
497
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:36,120
- Know what I’m talking about?
- Shut up, Charley.
498
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,160
Oh, you smell so good.
499
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,680
<[ Phone Ringing ]
500
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,920
It’s Benny.
I’ve got to answer it.
501
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,920
Forget about him.
502
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,160
You gotta let me up.
503
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,400
He’ll kill us both
if I don’t answer.
504
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,560
Hello.
505
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,920
Hello?
Benny, hi!
506
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,840
No, I was just working
out on the floor.
507
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,560
I just--
508
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,760
I know you’ll be home
in a few days, and I...
509
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,040
just wanted to
get in shape for you.
510
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,960
Me, too, babe.
Oh, with my heart.
511
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,120
Okay, sure.
Bye.
512
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,680
- He has somebody new, all right.
- Forget about him.
513
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,760
She was workin’ out
on the floor.
514
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,360
What did this guy
look like?
515
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,560
Pretty,
flashy smile.
516
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,560
A country club
shithead.
517
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,080
This is very
disappointin’ to me.
518
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,880
You know
what I mean?
519
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Ooo. You’re an animal.
520
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,240
You leave some pretty good
teeth marks, yourself.
521
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,560
That girl you’re marrying?
What’s her name?
522
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,680
Um--
523
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,680
Adele!
524
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:48,920
Tell her she’s going to have a short,
but happy, life.
525
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,760
I once swung at a golf ball
and thought I missed it...
526
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:59,200
until I look up and I see
it climbing in the sky...
527
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,360
two hundred yards away,
still climbing.
528
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,200
And then it drops...
529
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,480
on the green
two inches from the pin.
530
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,160
<That is the only time
<I’ve ever felt...
531
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,680
<anything perfect
<in my whole life...
532
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,200
until right now.
533
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,800
[ Giggling ]
534
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,040
That’s the first time
I ever felt like a golf ball.
535
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:30,640
I’ve gotta see you again.
We’ve gotta work it out.
536
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:35,880
That’s not my problem,
Charley.
537
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,880
Ah!
538
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,360
You’ll have to take
that up with Bugsy.
539
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,400
<[ Bugsy ] That’s the first time
<you’ve ever called me Bugsy.
540
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,360
- Oh, my God.
- Um--
541
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,640
- Well--
- This is bad. This is so bad.
542
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,360
I couldn’t see much,
but it didn’t sound good.
543
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,080
- Benny, listen to me.
- Call me Bugsy.
544
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,760
Benny’d be an insult
to me now.
545
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,040
Mr. Siegel,
this is all my fault.
546
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,200
She turned me down
at the bar.
547
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,840
<I followed her car out here
<and broke into this room.
548
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,920
I forced her,
I swear to God.
549
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,600
You know, I believe
this to be true...
550
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,880
’cause Vicki would never
do such a thing, not to me.
551
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,440
And so you won, huh?
552
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,440
Gee...
553
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,920
you must’ve ripped
her clothes right off.
554
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,920
You dragged her
into this bed, right?
555
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,040
- Right.
- I bet she kicked and screamed.
556
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,720
She must have begged you!
And you said what?
557
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,560
You said, “Shut up, baby,
’cause I’m takin’ what I want.”
558
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,960
Right. That’s exactly what I said.
559
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,400
Is that right, sweetheart?
Is that the way he did it?
560
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,400
Uh, yeah, I guess.
I mean--
561
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,760
No, I’m-- I’m so scared
I don’t know what to say.
562
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,320
Gee, this is
some ordeal.
563
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,400
You know what
I don’t get?
564
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,880
- What’s your name?
- Charley.
565
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,280
What I don’t get
is why?
566
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,760
You knew she
was my girl.
567
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:21,560
<You knew what would happen
<if you got caught.
568
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,000
And you were
that <hot> to trot?
569
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,000
You were that hot
to get into her pants?
570
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,920
That what?
Charley!
571
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,920
Well, I, uh--
I, uh--
572
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,320
I must’ve been drunk...
too much celebrating.
573
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,760
<I was out here on
<my bachelor party.
574
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,520
Right. I heard that.
575
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,640
Gettin’ married, huh?
That’s nice.
576
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:51,440
- Congratulations, Charley.
- Thank you.
577
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,880
[ Sighs ]
578
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,200
You must be as embarrassed
about this as I am, right?
579
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,840
Yes, this--
this is embarrassing.
580
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,960
All right.
581
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,200
I’ll tell you what.
582
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,360
Why don’t you
both get dressed...
583
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,840
’cause I think
we have to talk.
584
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,280
Let’s get an ice cream soda
somewhere, shall we?
585
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,960
Hmm.
586
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,040
What’d you say your old man
would pay for you, Charley?
587
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,040
Pay for me?
588
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,680
- You mean, as in ransom?
- Naw.
589
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,880
This ain’t no kidnap.
This is a probable cement job.
590
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,080
Couple of million,
you think?
591
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,080
[ Gasps ]
592
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,920
I would like to avoid
involving my father.
593
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,560
- He’s very old, very sick.
- I see.
594
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,040
But I’ll give you
whatever I have.
595
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,000
Then you’re gonna pay
for Vicki, too?
596
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,760
You two going Dutch?
597
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,680
- Come on.
- Benny, I’m sorry.
598
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,400
- I really am sorry.
- Oh, ho-ho.
599
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,360
Hey, baby,
level with me.
600
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,840
Is he really an animal
like you said?
601
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,000
Well, uh, that was
just something to say.
602
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:13,360
- I mean--
- Ha, ha, ha!
603
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,200
What’s so funny, Charley?
604
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,360
- Oh, no.
- I’m so scared!
605
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,200
I mean, I’m really--
606
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,240
I’m really scared.
607
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,880
I don’t think I’ve ever
been this scared...
608
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,920
in my whole life.
609
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,120
That’s good.
You just relax, buddy.
610
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,880
’Cause you’ll stop
laughing real quick.
611
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,240
Wake up.
612
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,640
Mr. Siegel has
a job for you.
613
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,120
- Where are we?
- My problem is this.
614
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:01,080
Vicki was on
her way out anyway.
615
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,480
She was
a good kid.
616
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,920
And I always figured
I’d set her up...
617
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,240
a little business somewhere,
a few bucks in her account.
618
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,400
Two years with Benny,
huh, baby?
619
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:17,400
Entitles you to a little
security, don’t you think?
620
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,680
I’ll make out,
I swear.
621
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,240
On the other hand,
if a guy screws my girl...
622
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,840
he’s gotta
pay for her.
623
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,120
So why not pay both
bills at the same time?
624
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,600
Come here.
625
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,920
You marry her, Charley.
626
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,320
<That takes care
<of her security.
627
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,440
And she marries you.
628
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,520
<Then I fucked up your life,
<’cause she’s no damn good.
629
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,440
Everybody gets something this way, see?
630
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,600
That’s how I’ve run the biggest
hotel in Las Vegas, Charley.
631
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,040
Bobby, you want to hit it?
632
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,280
You gotta be kidding me.
633
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,000
I can’t marry her.
I’m marrying somebody else.
634
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,640
I know, the Hollywood
big shot’s daughter.
635
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,320
After he reads
the morning papers...
636
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,040
he’s gonna cancel
the caterers.
637
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,200
Vicki, come on.
638
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,320
Take the arm
of your animal.
639
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,200
Come on.
640
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,160
- Step up to the altar.
- This is crazy!
641
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,080
This is what?
642
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,840
- It’s not that.
We don’t have a wedding license.
- No.
643
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,800
It’s okay.
I own the chapel.
644
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,400
- We don’t have a ring.
- No, we don’t.
645
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,560
<[ Clanking ]
646
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,160
Ah!
647
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,200
Uh, uh--
648
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,520
- What?
- Can I see your hand?
649
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,520
Anything here
with your size?
650
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,520
- Try this one.
- That doesn’t fit. I can tell by--
651
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,560
<- Give me that one back.
<- That’s not the one.
652
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,560
- I’ve got it on my finger.
- That’s mine.
653
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,840
- That’s the one I give you.
- This one isn’t right.
654
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,840
We’re just workin’ out
the ring thing.
655
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,360
Got it.
656
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,920
Do you,
Victoria Rosemary Anderson...
657
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,040
take Charles for your
lawful wedded husband?
658
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,880
I’m sorry,
we can’t hear in the back.
659
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,040
Speak up, dear.
660
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,600
Uh, she did.
661
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,640
And do you,
Charles Raymond Pearl...
662
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,880
<take Victoria to be your
<lawfully wedded wife...
663
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,400
<for as long as you
<both shall live?
664
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,080
It-- It’s not
that you’re, uh--
665
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,560
I really think
that you’re, uh--
666
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,160
The thing is, that--
667
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,840
Yeah, I do.
668
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,240
- Did you hear that?
- Perfectly.
669
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,600
With the power
vested in me...
670
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:58,840
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
671
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,240
<[ Bugsy ]
<Hey, no kiss?
672
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,280
Where’s the kiss?
673
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,800
We’ve seen the other stuff.
We want to see a little kiss.
674
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,800
<♪♪ [ “The Wedding March” ]
675
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,120
Rush it. I want to make
that early edition.
676
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,280
No problem.
677
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,040
You know what, Charley?
678
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,640
I got a feeling one day
you’re gonna wish...
679
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,960
we gave you
that cement job.
680
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,560
I just said to the guys yesterday...
681
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,680
“Hot always gets you
into trouble.”
682
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,880
When you’re hot, you can bet
it’s gonna screw up your life.
683
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,960
I didn’t rape you.
684
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,960
I just left
the window open a little.
685
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,360
It’s too bad you don’t have
the balls you had last night.
686
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,640
Did I blame you?
It’s my mistake.
687
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,160
- I’m the one that made the first move.
- Gee, thanks.
688
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,560
Are you always
gonna be...
689
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,080
this cheerful
in the morning?
690
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,240
What mornings? This is
the first morning and the last.
691
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,520
What I said last night
was the truth.
692
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,000
<It was the greatest
<experience of my life.
693
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,200
I want you. I just don’t
want to be married to you.
694
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,680
I cannot believe
that I’m driving around...
695
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:30,000
in a brand-new
Packard convertible...
696
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,520
married to a man worth millions,
and I want to throw up!
697
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,920
I was the only one having
a good time last night?
698
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,920
- Maybe.
- Do you always moan, scream...
699
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,880
and drive your fingernails into
somebody you’re bored with?
700
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,720
No, I really had
a terrific time last night.
701
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,720
It’s just that I haven’t
been happy since we got married.
702
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,600
We’ll get it annulled as
soon as we get back to L.A.
703
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,080
Fast enough for you,
lover boy?
704
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,440
No, we can
do it quicker.
705
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,720
I have a lawyer in Palm Springs.
We’ll be there in 20 minutes.
706
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:05,040
Fine. Does breakfast
go with that?
707
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,200
Look, I’ll make good.
708
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,400
I’ll come up
with a settlement.
709
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,280
10, 20 thousand...
whatever you want.
710
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,720
Don’t treat me like
a bimbo, Charley.
711
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,240
It’s my wedding day.
712
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,280
I’m sorry.
713
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,880
<I didn’t mean to--
<I’m really sorry.
714
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,600
Oh, shit!
715
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,640
Wow!
716
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,440
I’ve never been on
the front page before.
717
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,920
Could I have a few
to send to my family?
718
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,440
“Heir forsakes studio princess
for lounge singer.”
719
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,520
Those’ll do.
720
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,240
I wonder what it would cost
to buy every copy in L.A.?
721
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:07,000
If she loves you,
she’ll wait for you.
722
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,120
Her father’s probably
waiting for me, too.
723
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,120
I wish I was dead.
724
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,680
Thanks.
725
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,280
<Hey!
726
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,880
- You coming?
- I don’t think so.
727
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,800
Where are you
gonna go?
728
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,960
<You don’t have any money,
<a car, any clothes.
729
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:41,000
Come on.
I’ll set you up in L.A.
730
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,120
You know,
you guys are all alike.
731
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,120
There are two things
I’m gonna do from now on--
732
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,080
I’m gonna
earn my own living...
733
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,840
and I’m gonna
keep my window shut.
734
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,720
<So long, Charley.
735
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,680
Three months!
736
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,080
You want Adele Horner
to wait three months...
737
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,480
until you get annulled from
some cheap, blonde bombshell...
738
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,920
bimbo cocktail waitress?
739
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,680
She’s not a cocktail waitress.
She sings with a band.
740
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:22,160
I’ve been trying
to tell you...
741
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,680
we did not get married
of our own free will!
742
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,840
We were kidnapped and forced
to get married at gunpoint.
743
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,000
At gunpoint?
744
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,360
What is that,
a new crime wave?
745
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,120
They grab people on the street
and make them get married?
746
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,520
I warned you about him,
didn’t I?
747
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,280
Nobody gets forced to get married
at gunpoint except hillbillies.
748
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:45,960
And you’re no hillbilly, you pervert
polo-playing goddamn playboy!
749
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:50,240
- Do I look stupid?
Do I look like a schmuck?
- No, sir.
750
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,520
Bugsy Siegel may be crazy.
But stupid, he’s not.
751
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,760
Those people out there
kill for power, money!
752
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,040
But this thing
he did for revenge.
753
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,200
For talking to his ex-girlfriend
he might break your legs.
754
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,040
- You got broken legs, Charley?
- No, sir.
755
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:11,040
What else did you do
besides talk to her?
756
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,240
The rest of the story
contains certain...
757
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,240
indelicacies which are
best discussed among men.
758
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,120
Indelicacies?
759
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,720
We sent out 400
wedding invitations!
760
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:30,760
The governor and both senators
are flying in from Washington!
761
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,120
On this morning’s front page
of <the Los Angeles Globe...
762
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,160
is a picture of you...
763
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:39,080
Bugsy Siegel,
and the bimbo getting married...
764
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,000
in some Las Vegas
quickie wedding chapel.
765
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,960
On page 12 is the announcement
of the engagement...
766
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,440
of my daughter
to the same man...
767
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,480
whose fucking picture
is on page one.
768
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,800
And you want to talk
about indelicacies!
769
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,160
I can see you don’t want
to hear my side of the story.
770
00:48:56,240 --> 00:49:00,440
<They’re laughing at me
<at every studio in town.
771
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:05,280
I make <family> pictures!
Families bring their kids.
772
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,520
Children sing songs,
and buy toy bunny rabbits...
773
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,120
and ducks that go
“quack” in my pictures.
774
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,280
I’ll break your ass,
you fucking little shithead.
775
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,960
Get out of my house
before I kick you out.
776
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,280
- I’m sorry, Adele.
- Don’t talk to him.
777
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,280
<- You’ll never forgive me.
<- She doesn’t forgive you!
778
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,800
- I’d like to explain it.
- Get the fuck out of here!
779
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,680
I’m not going to give up,
because I’m in love with you!
780
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,120
Mr. Horner,
we’ll talk.
781
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,480
You’d better start
eating at home...
782
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,160
’cause you won’t get into
a restaurant in this city.
783
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,040
You won’t get a table,
a chair, a plate...
784
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,200
a piece of lettuce
that dropped off the tray!
785
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,240
You’re through in this town.
You’re a dead man.
786
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:49,000
In tomorrow’s obituaries,
I’m puttin’ in...
787
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,160
“Died today,
Charles Raymond Pearl.
788
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:53,160
“Cause of death--
789
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:57,600
a fucking flaw
in his fucking character.”
790
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,440
<♪ I just want
<to swing with you ♪
791
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,440
- ♪ Swing with you ♪
- Take that down.
792
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,920
Charley.
793
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,600
This thing...
it’ll pass.
794
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,600
Maybe not in our lifetime,
but it’ll pass.
795
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,040
The guy’s not eating.
796
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,840
- You gotta eat, Charley.
- I’m not hungry.
797
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,920
[ Sighs ]
798
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,920
He’s not hungry.
799
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,960
You gotta get
out more, Charley.
800
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,720
You can’t stay cooped up
on the patio...
801
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,240
looking out at the same
panoramic view every night.
802
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,720
Forget it.
No woman is worth starving for.
803
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:51,600
- Just another broad.
- Adele Horner is no broad.
804
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,040
Thought you were
thinking of Vicki.
805
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,920
Have you heard
from her?
806
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,600
- Vicki?
- No, Adele.
807
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,120
They won’t put
my calls through.
808
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,320
I hear she’s
in San Diego.
809
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:08,560
- Adele?
- No, Vicki.
810
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,400
She’s singing
in some joint.
811
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,920
I just can’t get that woman
out of my mind.
812
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,520
Which one?
813
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,840
Excuse me,
Mr. Charley.
814
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,760
There’s a lady here
to see you.
815
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,320
Even money,
it’s Adele.
816
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,920
I’ll take a C-note
on the songbird.
817
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,360
You got my letter?
818
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,120
I hate you so much...
819
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,040
because I’m still
in love with you--
820
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,440
partly because
you’re so bad...
821
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,840
and partly because
you’re so honest.
822
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,160
I don’t know another man who’d
admit to his future wife...
823
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:07,160
that he’d slept
with another woman...
824
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:10,200
six days before
their wedding.
825
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:13,640
<I think Mr. Siegel
<let you off easy.
826
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:16,320
If I had walked into that room
and saw you in bed...
827
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,520
I would have shot you
and her on the spot.
828
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,040
Especially her!
829
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:27,640
You go and write these loving
things to me on “last page,”
830
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:30,480
and I don’t know
what to think.
831
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,520
Do you still want
to marry me?
832
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,520
- Yes, Adele.
- Why?
833
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,160
- I’m still in love with you.
- Why did you sleep with her?
834
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:40,840
- You won’t like my answer.
- Say it anyway.
835
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,200
I just had
to have her.
836
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,920
You’re right,
I hate it.
837
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,320
- Do you still see her?
- No.
838
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,160
- Do you still want her? Don’t lie.
<- No!
839
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,680
A little,
but it’ll go away.
840
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,400
- Oh, Charley.
- Marry me, Adele.
841
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,000
I’ll never see her again.
I’ll stop wanting her.
842
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,760
- I swear.
- You’re still lying.
843
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,680
Not to me,
but to yourself.
844
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:18,120
I’m going to Europe with
my father for three months.
845
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:23,080
You should be free from
that... person by then.
846
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,360
I’ll be home
on September 9th.
847
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,960
You can call me
on September 10th.
848
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,800
Good-bye, Charley.
849
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,400
<[ Phil ] And so,
<Adele went to Europe to think...
850
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,600
<and Charley buried himself
<in his work...
851
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:45,400
<Well, playboy work.
<But his heart just wasn’t in it.
852
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,920
Heyyy!
853
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,080
Ah, shit!
854
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,280
<If Adele didn’t
<come home soon...
855
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:20,160
<there wouldn’t be much
<of Charley to come home to.
856
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:23,080
<Then, finally it came...
<September 10th.
857
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:27,440
<The morning line on Adele
<saying “yes” was eight to five.
858
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,760
<I took the odds
<and bet on cupid.
859
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,680
So...
860
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,960
- did you miss Adele, Charley?
- Yes, sir.
861
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:45,120
- Have you been behaving yourself?
- Yes, sir.
862
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,680
You haven’t been seeing
anyone you shouldn’t be?
863
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,560
Yes, sir.
Sorry... no, sir.
864
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:59,280
I was young once myself,
Charley.
865
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:03,120
And I also made some
big mistakes in my time.
866
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,000
But I did everything I could
to rectify those mistakes.
867
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,000
I understand.
868
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:12,680
It would take you
1200 years to rectify yours.
869
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,720
That’s a long time to wait
to start a family.
870
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,000
<Yes, sir.
871
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,000
So here’s the deal.
872
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,640
You get married
one week from tonight...
873
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:27,680
a simple ceremony,
no guests, quiet as a grave.
874
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,680
A retired judge will
do it in my study.
875
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,920
The servants will be
given the night off.
876
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,840
I’m takin’ no chances on
another scandal, understand?
877
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,520
Perfectly, sir.
878
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,760
One other item.
879
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,200
I want you to put up
a half-a-million-dollar bond...
880
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,200
<to be held in escrow.
881
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,160
<At the end of the ceremony,
<it’ll be returned to you.
882
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:52,360
<If you don’t show up, you’ll be the
<generous benefactor of an orphanage.
883
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,600
- Is that acceptable?
- It’s not to me!
884
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,560
<I don’t think I should have to
<buy someone to marry me.
885
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,040
He’s not being bought
to marry you...
886
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,520
but he’s paying up
if he doesn’t.
887
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,240
That’s acceptable
to me, sir.
888
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:10,120
A final item--
889
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,920
Not a word of
this wedding to anyone.
890
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,280
- If there’s a leak or rumor, it’s off.
- You have my word.
891
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,400
Put the check on
the desk in my library.
892
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:24,920
Make it out to the
Culver City Boys’ Orphanage.
893
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,720
I regret using such foul
language at our last meeting.
894
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,880
It was uncharacteristic of me.
895
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:38,080
I deserved it, sir.
896
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,720
I’ll see you here
one week from tonight.
897
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,080
If not, the next time you
go on a honeymoon...
898
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,720
you’ll go as a eunuch.
899
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,040
<[ Phil ]
<Okay, two nights later...
900
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,080
<Tony was opening at
<the St. Tropez Club...
901
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:58,840
<with a couple of new songs
<Sammy had written just for him.
902
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,680
<It’s a big night for everybody,
<very big.
903
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,560
- What happened with Adele?
- Nothing much. She’s fine.
904
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,800
I can’t get a word
outta this guy.
905
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,760
<Charley, something’s cooking.
<I can tell.
906
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,320
Nothing.
I swear.
907
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:18,000
<It’s not my night.
<Everything’s going wrong.
908
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,240
Tony’s nervous ’cause the
MGM people didn’t show yet.
909
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,560
<Then, the opening act cancels.
<Laryngitis.
910
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,520
<- Honey, what a shame.
- No opening act?
911
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,280
What’s he need?
20, 30 minutes?
912
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,800
I would do this for Tony,
nobody else.
913
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,760
Relax. They got somebody else.
Just sit down.
914
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,120
<Ladies and gentlemen,
<the management regrets...
915
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,400
<Miss Amber Wayne
<will be unable to appear...
916
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,920
<but delights presenting in her
<first Los Angeles appearance...
917
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,480
<Miss Vicki Anderson.
918
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,720
Jesus.
919
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,400
You know what the odds are
on this happening?
920
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,400
Impossible to one.
921
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,920
♪ Every honey bee ♪
922
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,560
♪ Fills with jealousy ♪
923
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:11,080
♪ When they see you out
with me ♪
924
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:16,520
♪ I don’t blame them
goodness knows ♪
925
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,240
♪ Honeysuckle rose ♪
926
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,560
<♪ Don’t cry ♪
927
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,960
♪ Sugar ♪
928
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,760
♪ You just have
to touch my cup ♪
929
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:37,200
<♪ You’re my sugar ♪
930
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,440
She looks familiar.
931
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,280
Charley, isn’t that--
Ow!
932
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,640
Charley, I didn’t know
it was gonna be her.
933
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,080
- I gotta get outta here.
- And miss Tony’s opening?
934
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,280
<- He’ll never forgive you.
- If Lew Horner finds out that
she and I are in the same club...
935
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,960
<he’s gonna call
<the whole thing off.
936
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,320
- Call what off?
- That’s it! I knew it.
937
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,760
- You and Adele are getting married.
- Not unless I beat it now!
938
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,800
Tell Tony I got sick.
939
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,920
- What’s wrong with him?
- Slight heart attack.
940
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:14,320
<♪ You just have to ♪
941
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,920
♪ Touch my cup ♪
942
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:23,200
♪ You’re my sugar ♪
943
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,200
♪ It’s sweet ♪
944
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,680
♪ When you stir it up ♪
945
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:33,640
♪ When I’m taking sips
from your tasty lips ♪
946
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:37,680
<♪ Seems the honey
<fairly drips ♪
947
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,800
♪ You’re confection ♪
948
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,320
♪ Goodness knows ♪
949
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:50,400
♪ Honey...suckle rose ♪
950
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:54,040
Mmm-yeah.
951
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,560
Good. She’s very good.
952
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:22,200
There wasn’t a window,
so I decided to use the door.
953
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,600
So how are you?
954
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,920
I’m okay.
955
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,520
I see you didn’t
have any trouble...
956
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,240
getting back
on your feet.
957
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,200
I really shouldn’t be here
talking to you.
958
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:55,440
It usually gets us
in trouble.
959
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,960
<Oh, God!
<I’m so clumsy!
960
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,760
Let me help you
with that.
961
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,360
I guess I shouldn’t
tell you this either...
962
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,720
but I’m supposed to be...
getting married...
963
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,920
on Tuesday.
964
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,040
Well!
965
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:18,640
Good for Adele.
966
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,880
She hung in there.
967
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,560
Yeah.
968
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,320
So how ’bout you?
969
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:28,640
- Charley--
- I mean, are you seeing anybody?
970
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,400
I’ve only been
annulled two weeks.
971
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,760
What’s the rush?
972
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,840
Yeah.
973
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,920
Tony’s gonna kill me
if I don’t see the show.
974
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:42,440
Your life is always
being threatened...
975
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,800
isn’t it, Charley?
976
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,160
I really gotta go.
977
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,680
I just wanted to drop by
and say hello.
978
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:55,080
The real reason
I came by was to see...
979
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,640
if I could be around you
and still want to get married.
980
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,320
I guess I’m reasonably safe.
981
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:09,160
Well, you know how I like
to see you happy, Charley.
982
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,160
Well...
983
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,160
bye.
984
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,960
- I was just thinking--
- I was just thinking--
985
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,960
Me, too. What?
986
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,520
If you weren’t going
to be too long...
987
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:41,120
maybe I could...
give you a ride home.
988
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,320
I have a car.
989
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,360
Mine’s bigger.
990
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:04,200
♪ You... you’re
driving me crazy ♪
991
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:09,040
♪ What did I do
baby, whatever did I do ♪
992
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,360
<♪ My tears for you ♪
993
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:17,440
<♪ They make
<everything hazy ♪
994
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:22,760
♪ Clouds in the sky
that used to be blue ♪
995
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,080
♪ How true ♪
996
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:29,400
♪ Were the friends
who were near me to cheer me ♪
997
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,880
♪ Believe me they knew
but you ♪
998
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,560
<♪ Were the kind
<who would hurt me ♪
999
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,040
<♪ Desert me
<when I needed you ♪
1000
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,240
♪ Yeah, you
baby, you ♪
1001
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:43,560
♪ You’re driving me
crazy ♪
1002
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:47,760
<♪ What did I do
<did I do to you ♪
1003
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,000
♪ How true ♪
1004
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,760
♪ Were the friends
who were near me to cheer me ♪
1005
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,240
♪ Believe me they knew
but you ♪
1006
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,880
<♪ Were the kind
<who would hurt me ♪
1007
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,280
♪ Desert me
when I needed you ♪
1008
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:19,440
♪ Yeah, you,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you ♪
1009
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,640
<♪ You’re driving me
<crazy ♪
1010
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:25,120
<♪ What did I do ♪
1011
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,160
<♪ Tell me
<what did I do to you ♪
1012
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:31,720
♪ Please
what did I do ♪
1013
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:40,160
<♪ To you ♪♪
1014
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,720
Tony!
1015
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,880
Oh, Jesus.
1016
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,760
That just cost me
a half-a-million bucks.
1017
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,640
No, mister.
1018
01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:00,520
That... was just
for old-time’s sake.
1019
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,160
I don’t think so.
1020
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,360
You know it
and I know it.
1021
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:14,560
It’s gonna be like this
for the rest of our lives.
1022
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:17,440
<When you walked away
<from me that day...
1023
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:20,480
<flat as a penny,
<without a red cent...
1024
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,560
<I couldn’t believe it.
1025
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,120
I said to myself...
1026
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:30,320
“If I had a woman
like <that...
1027
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,640
I would want to spend
the rest of my life with her.”
1028
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,760
Charley...
1029
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:39,280
do you really love me?
1030
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,800
I mean,
really love me?
1031
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,200
<’Cause when you walked out
<of my dressing room...
1032
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,600
<and I thought you were
<never coming back...
1033
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:49,880
I wanted to die.
1034
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,880
I do love you,
baby.
1035
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:08,880
I have never been
this happy...
1036
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:13,200
in my entire,
spoiled, rotten life.
1037
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:24,120
<[ Phil ] It was a beautiful wedding,
<even better than the first.
1038
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,880
<Better entertainment.
<I was the best man.
1039
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,400
<I did 40 minutes
<of boffo material.
1040
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:32,240
<It was beautiful,
<not to brag.
1041
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,080
<Tony sang a song that Sammy
<wrote for the occasion called...
1042
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,760
<“The girl that I marry,
<then married.”
1043
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:42,000
<The other girls, being single,
<naturally cried at the wedding.
1044
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,520
<Somewhere else
<in Hollywood...
1045
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,080
<someone was crying
<more than anybody.
1046
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,760
He’s dead!
The man is dead.
1047
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,080
I’ll get pictures
of him dead.
1048
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:02,120
You can pin ’em on your wall
and throw darts at them.
1049
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:05,600
Last time, he tells us,
he got married at gunpoint.
1050
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:08,960
What did they have this time?
A cannon?
1051
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,880
Mr. Pearl?
1052
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:19,960
We’re almost done packing.
I’ll call you to pick up the bags.
1053
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:23,040
We got a going-away
gift for you...
1054
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,800
from a friend.
1055
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,520
Wait a minute,
fellas.
1056
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,520
If he can pay you,
I’ll pay you double.
1057
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,480
He already paid us
double.
1058
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,640
Charley?
1059
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,800
Aaah!
1060
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,160
Aaah!
1061
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,520
Daddy,
don’t kill him.
1062
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:06,000
Maybe he’ll change
his mind again.
1063
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:09,760
What the hell did he see
in you in the first place?
1064
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:14,360
Where are we goin’,
fellas?
1065
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,880
Charley, Charley!
1066
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,760
Charley?
Charley?
1067
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:49,440
I’m sorry about
the honeymoon, Vicki.
1068
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,200
Huh?
1069
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:57,960
I said, “I’m sorry
about the honeymoon.”
1070
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,560
Oh, that’s okay,
honey.
1071
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,960
This is the second time
you haven’t had one.
1072
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,720
What did you say?
I can’t hear you.
1073
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:11,480
- Excuse me.
- Oh! Oh, they’re beautiful.
1074
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:15,240
What is this?
1075
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:18,640
Flowers from the
Culver City Boys’ Orphanage.
1076
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,280
Oh, Jesus.
1077
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,400
Tomorrow morning
at 8:00...
1078
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:30,600
I start to take
swimming lessons.
1079
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:34,080
I lose Esther Williams at the end
of the picture, but what the hell?
1080
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:36,160
Original score
by Frank Loesser...
1081
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,760
- additional songs by Sammy Fine.
- That’s great, Sam.
1082
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,920
- It gets greater.
- Me...
1083
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,800
Fred Astaire
and Rita Hayworth in one picture.
1084
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,120
- Co-Starring?
- Better, I play a funny taxi driver.
1085
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:50,120
I got one dynamite scene...
1086
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,960
and let Fred and Rita
carry the heavy plot. I’m no dope.
1087
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,160
- Terrific, fellas.
- Let’s not forget George.
1088
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,760
Cincinnati’s won
four games in a row!
1089
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:00,800
And Charley’s got Vicki.
Everyone finishes in the money!
1090
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:03,720
I gotta call Vicki.
She had an audition at Paramount.
1091
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,800
I wanna see
how she made out.
1092
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:10,200
I could tell him.
Nobody’s hiring wives of Charley Pearl.
1093
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:13,280
The irony is,
if he’d married Adele...
1094
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,480
- Vicki would be working today.
- Tell him.
1095
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,040
He loves stories
about irony.
1096
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:32,960
<[ Vicki ]
<Charley?
1097
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:37,040
<Charley,
<guess what?
1098
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:42,080
They want to test me
at Monogram Pictures.
1099
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,320
It’s not a
werewolf picture.
1100
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,480
It’s a really big
musical!
1101
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,680
Oh, oh!
1102
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,840
I’ve got to learn
two songs by Wednesday.
1103
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,320
I’ve got to take some
really fast dancing lessons.
1104
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:58,000
Charley, if I could just
show them what I can do.
1105
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:01,880
What’s wrong?
1106
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:05,440
I’m leaving for Boston
in two hours.
1107
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,920
My father
had a stroke.
1108
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:11,200
They don’t think he’s
gonna last out the week.
1109
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,240
Charley.
1110
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:18,240
Oh, honey,
I’m sorry.
1111
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:21,960
I never thought
about him dying.
1112
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:25,680
He didn’t seem the type,
you know what I mean?
1113
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:29,880
Did you talk to him?
1114
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,640
No, not really.
He’s on oxygen.
1115
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,960
Just a couple
of words.
1116
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,080
What did he say?
1117
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,080
He said he wants
to meet you!
1118
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:46,080
He said he’s not going anywhere
’til he meets his daughter.
1119
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:50,640
Even after everything
he’s read about me?
1120
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,240
Especially.
1121
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:57,000
I’ll tell him
that you wanted to go.
1122
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:59,560
I’m going with you.
1123
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,920
<I’ll start packing.
1124
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:05,280
I’ll call Monogram.
They’ll postpone the test.
1125
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,280
No, it doesn’t matter.
1126
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:10,480
There were ten other girls.
It was a long shot anyway.
1127
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,000
I’ll make it up to you.
I swear.
1128
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:17,120
Hey, I’m just glad
he wants to meet me.
1129
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,240
<[ Phil ]
<When they got to Boston...
1130
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:22,600
<Charley’s father
<was in a coma.
1131
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:26,160
<Well, they watched and waited...
1132
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,760
<and waited and watched
<for five solid days...
1133
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,800
<just for the old man
<to meet Vicki.
1134
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:37,280
Honey, is it okay
if I go to the bathroom?
1135
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,280
Yeah, sure.
1136
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,160
I’ll be right back.
1137
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,800
Where... is she?
1138
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:14,200
- Where is she!
- Vicki!
1139
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:17,480
- Where is she?
- Vicki, hurry up!
1140
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:21,320
[ Vicki ]
What?
1141
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:25,480
What?
1142
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:29,840
You missed him.
1143
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:32,240
<[ Phil ]
<So Charley lost his father...
1144
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,680
<and Vicki lost the part
<at Monogram.
1145
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,840
<The girl who got it?
<Bugsy Siegel’s new girl...
1146
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,920
<the one he dumped
<Vicki for.
1147
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:44,240
<You know the odds on that?
<You couldn’t place the bet!
1148
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:48,960
- I’m real sorry he
never got to meet you.
- Yeah.
1149
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,360
He had a
real nice face...
1150
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:55,320
so... gentle.
1151
01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:00,160
Well, he
was in a coma.
1152
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:04,280
When are
we going home?
1153
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:07,840
I’ve got some business
to take care of.
1154
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:10,720
I am the president
of the company now.
1155
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:13,040
When can we leave?
1156
01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:17,480
I don’t know.
I’d say in about two years.
1157
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:28,160
After that, we’d only have to spend
seven or eight months a year here.
1158
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,880
Two years?
1159
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:36,400
Honey, the company
isn’t doing well.
1160
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:39,880
If I don’t go to work,
we could lose everything.
1161
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,800
Two years!
1162
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,880
You’ve got to give me
at least a year and a half.
1163
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:50,920
If a picture comes up,
you go to L.A. and do it.
1164
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,920
Pictures don’t
come up in Boston.
1165
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,760
You don’t get to do
screen tests in Massachusetts...
1166
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,160
or meet directors or producers
on Plymouth Rock!
1167
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:02,600
<I had a hard enough time getting into
<the studios when I was there every day.
1168
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:05,560
<- Why was that, Charley?
- It’s a tough business.
1169
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:10,080
Especially when you’re married
to the guy who dumped Adele Horner.
1170
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,920
Right.
And who did I dump her for?
1171
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:15,720
Isn’t that worth
two years of your life?
1172
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:18,880
Is it a torture to live
in a place like this?
1173
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:22,080
This is high society.
It doesn’t get any higher.
1174
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:25,240
I just want a chance
to do it on my own.
1175
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:27,280
I can understand that.
1176
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:30,120
All I want is
what’s coming to me.
1177
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,560
- Don’t touch me.
<- You’re good at singing.
1178
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,280
I’m very good at
inheriting money.
1179
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:39,280
I may be the best
in my field.
1180
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:43,960
I just don’t want
to be without you.
1181
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:50,120
I’ll leave it up to you.
Whatever you decide is fine.
1182
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:56,320
You know I can’t be
without you two years.
1183
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,120
Oh, God!
1184
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,760
<[ Phil ]
<So they stayed...
1185
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,600
<and Vicki began the pleasant
<process of fitting into Boston.
1186
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,880
<A lot of parties, new clothes,
<a lot of hats.
1187
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,240
<I recall she mentioned hats.
1188
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:16,080
<Meanwhile, Charley became obsessed
<with saving the family business.
1189
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:19,080
<He was determined
<to make the old man proud.
1190
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:21,920
<Vicki spent her nights alone
<waiting for Charley.
1191
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,920
<He was very busy.
1192
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,600
<He was making major
<important business decisions.
1193
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:31,440
It needs a little more mint, guys.
1194
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:38,360
<Vicki, darling,
<how long have you been here?
1195
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,800
Vicki, darling?
1196
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:49,040
Oh, ah, two years.
We’ve been here two years.
1197
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,760
Carl and I were
married two years...
1198
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,760
when our
sex life died.
1199
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:56,520
We had a small funeral.
It was lovely.
1200
01:16:56,600 --> 01:17:01,120
- Charles is having an affair
with his secretary.
- What?
1201
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,840
<Oh, no, no,
<darling.
1202
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:06,320
My Charles,
not your Charles.
1203
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:10,200
Oh!
I didn’t think--
1204
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,840
Everything is all right
with you two, isn’t it?
1205
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:17,320
Oh, absolutely.
We’re fine.
1206
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,400
He’s just
a little busy.
1207
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:24,680
- Busy?
- “Just have to finish
these reports, dear.”
1208
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:34,000
- Hi.
- Hi.
1209
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:36,560
Whatcha doing?
1210
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,320
I gotta get through
these reports.
1211
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,040
How much longer?
1212
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:44,080
Couple of hours.
1213
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,240
Oh, Charley!
1214
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,760
I miss you so much.
1215
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:52,160
I miss you, too, baby.
1216
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,760
How does that feel?
1217
01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:00,600
That feels great, baby.
1218
01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:05,120
Do you know
where my hand is?
1219
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:07,200
Not now, okay.
Maybe later.
1220
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,960
Not later, Charley.
Now!
1221
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:13,280
Ow!
1222
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,560
What are you doing?
What’s the matter with you?
1223
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:20,600
What’s the matter
with us?
1224
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,080
What’s happening
to us?
1225
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,280
Nothing’s happening.
1226
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:28,280
- Exactly. Nothing.
- What are you talking about?
1227
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:31,280
Where’s that crazy feeling
you used to have about me?
1228
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:33,280
Where is it,
Charley?
1229
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:36,960
Oh, come on,
baby.
1230
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:46,280
- It’s gone.
- No, it’s not.
1231
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:48,720
Don’t lie.
1232
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,720
Well, a little,
but it’ll come back.
1233
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,440
This happens
to everybody.
1234
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:57,240
Charley, we don’t even
touch each other anymore.
1235
01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:00,600
Remember how you used
to love to touch me?
1236
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,640
I still do.
1237
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,400
No, you don’t,
Charley.
1238
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:10,960
<We’ve been here
<two years.
1239
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:15,080
Get us out of here
before it kills us. Please!
1240
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:19,840
You can’t expect me to walk away
from such an important part of my life.
1241
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,800
I did.
1242
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:25,760
The board of directors
is trying to squeeze me out.
1243
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:29,360
I’ve put everything we own
into the stock options.
1244
01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:32,120
<If I leave now,
<we’ll lose everything.
1245
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:35,200
If you stay,
you’ll lose me.
1246
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:39,360
I kept my side
of the bargain.
1247
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,200
What’s it gonna be,
Charley?
1248
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:25,200
<[ Phil ] Christmas, 1950,
<was not a happy time for Charley Pearl.
1249
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,680
<They were divorced
<for the second time.
1250
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,920
<Somewhere
<fate was laughing.
1251
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:34,160
<Then spring arrived
<and tragedy struck one of our own.
1252
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,360
<Sammy announced
<he was getting married.
1253
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:39,200
<So we drove back
<to the Pick-A-Daisy Ranch.
1254
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,440
<Bugsy Siegel
<had been bumped off.
1255
01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:45,600
<We figured Nevada was now safe.
<Even Charley made the trip west.
1256
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,080
<- Boy, was he a load of laughs.
- Somebody cheer Charley up.
1257
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:51,280
- He’s givin’ me the creeps.
<- Leave the man alone. He’s grieving.
1258
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:54,600
I can’t believe
I’m getting married.
1259
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,360
- Why’d you say “yes”?
- I don’t know.
1260
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:00,080
I think she had a hypnotist
over while I was sleeping.
1261
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,400
- What do you think about Adele?
- What?
1262
01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:05,040
She eloped to Mexico
with her chauffeur.
1263
01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,280
Lew Horner cut her off
without a cent.
1264
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,960
You are kidding me!
1265
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,760
They say two out of four
marriages ends in divorce.
1266
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:16,240
The other two are suicides!
But I-- Hey!
1267
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:18,560
- I wonder where she is now.
- Adele?
1268
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:21,240
- In Mexico with the chauffeur.
- No, Vicki!
1269
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:24,440
- Haven’t played that in years!
- I was crazy about that woman.
1270
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:26,080
- Vicki.
- Right.
1271
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:29,560
Then one day it stopped.
Just like that. Why?
1272
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:32,640
Why? Because you’re a man, Charley.
1273
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:35,600
And men are crazy,
fucked up sons-of-bitches.
1274
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:39,800
We want what we can’t have, and when
we have it we don’t want it anymore.
1275
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:43,120
- Look at him.
- Look at me, going to a whorehouse...
1276
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:45,640
so I can get hot for
my wife on our honeymoon...
1277
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:48,640
who I already shtupped
twelve hundred times.
1278
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:50,760
We’re all nuts!
1279
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:52,760
- You’re not the first.
- What?
1280
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,640
- Lots of guys shtupped your wife
twelve hundred times.
- I did.
1281
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,920
<See? The first person we asked.
1282
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,280
<- That is not funny.
<- What is not?
1283
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:03,160
- Hey, slow up. Just slow up.
- What for?
1284
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,640
<- Aw, no.
<- I don’t believe it.
1285
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:11,480
<- Are you serious?
<- Do you know...
1286
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,080
what the odds are on this happening?
Predictable.
1287
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,160
- Just one drink.
- No, no.
1288
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,760
Every time we stop for a drink,
you gotta get married.
1289
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:21,160
I just want to wish her
good luck.
1290
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,360
Tie it on a rock
and throw it through the window.
1291
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:32,040
♪ I’m so glad that
I ain’t no fool no more ♪
1292
01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:40,320
♪ I’m so glad that
I ain’t no fool no more ♪
1293
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:43,200
God, she still
looks great, huh?
1294
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:46,040
Oh, well,
I don’t mean that great.
1295
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:50,160
She looks good. Nice. Regular.
1296
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:53,960
♪ My ma wants me to marry
a multimillionaire ♪
1297
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:57,160
<♪ But I just want somebody
<who can handle me with care ♪
1298
01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,800
So now you seen her,
don’t look anymore.
1299
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:01,800
<Remember that story
<in the Bible?
1300
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,040
You’re gonna turn
into a box of salt.
1301
01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,800
It’s a Biblical story.
You can check.
1302
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:09,320
It’s over, finito, kaput, huh?
1303
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:13,160
- Fellas, let’s go.
- We didn’t order no champagne.
1304
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:17,320
- Compliments of Mr. Denaro.
<- Who’s Mr. Denaro?
1305
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,840
<Number-one man
<at the hotel.
1306
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,920
Look at this.
It went from Bugsy to crazy.
1307
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:28,200
Pal, tell Miss Anderson
to join us for a glass of champagne...
1308
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:30,240
Shh!
After this set is over.
1309
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:34,000
Miss Anderson doesn’t drink
with guests.
1310
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:37,400
Hey, hey, pal,
this is not a guest.
1311
01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:40,760
This is Charley Pearl.
He was both her husbands.
1312
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:44,440
I’m sorry.
Mr. Denaro’s orders.
1313
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:48,120
She’s taken up with Gus!
I should’ve known...
1314
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:52,560
that these cheap Vegas punks
were always her style.
1315
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,760
Charley, this girl had
a shot at the big leagues...
1316
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:58,800
- but could not hit the fastball.
- He’s not wrong.
1317
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:03,200
♪ I don’t care if you’re young
of if you’re old ♪
1318
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:08,280
- Let’s get outta here.
<- Smart.
1319
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,280
Her face is gettin’
a little puffy, you notice?
1320
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:15,440
On my mother’s life, I was gonna
say that, but I was afraid to.
1321
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:20,080
<She put on a few pounds in the hips.
<You notice the hips?
1322
01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:23,120
In two years you couldn’t fit
her into a freight elevator.
1323
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:25,400
I thought she had
sandwiches in her mouth.
1324
01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:28,640
You got rid of her
just in time, Charley.
1325
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:32,000
- Hey, where’s Charley?
- He stopped at the john.
1326
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:34,160
Alone?
1327
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:37,160
- Why didn’t you go with him?
- I don’t go unless
I gotta do something.
1328
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:40,480
- What’s the matter with you?
- Hey, be careful!
1329
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,560
Bye.
1330
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:49,160
So this is what you
left Boston for?
1331
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:54,000
- I thought you gave me up
for something better than this.
- I like it here, Charley.
1332
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,800
So, how’s the
toothpaste business?
1333
01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:02,000
You having fun thinking
up next year’s flavors?
1334
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:04,600
At least that’s next year’s.
You went back to last year’s.
1335
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,520
<You like working with Gus
<as much as Bugsy?
1336
01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:10,120
Excuse me while I get
my divorce papers to see...
1337
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:13,520
where it says you have the right
to ask me personal questions.
1338
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:16,200
I don’t have to be married
to you to be worried.
1339
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:23,120
- Ten seconds and then I call the boys.
- The boys?
1340
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:28,000
Oh, that’s cute.
What’s happening to you?
1341
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,480
Is Gus the one slipping
in your side window...
1342
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:34,400
or does he still have
a key to the front door?
1343
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:38,320
Nobody’s laid
their hands on me...
1344
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:42,160
since the day you stopped
laying your hands on me.
1345
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:46,360
Now get your hands
off me.
1346
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:51,920
I don’t know
how that happened...
1347
01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:54,080
but you changed on me.
1348
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:58,400
And who changed me,
Charley?
1349
01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:00,400
If you wanted Adele...
1350
01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:04,320
why didn’t you marry her
in the first place...
1351
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:08,000
- or the second?
- I made a mistake.
1352
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,760
But I gave you enough money
not to have to play...
1353
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,680
a crummy place
like this!
1354
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:23,240
All right, maybe it
is over between you and me.
1355
01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:25,240
Maybe?
1356
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,760
You can go to the casino
and bet on it!
1357
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:31,080
I just don’t want you to throw
your life away, understand?
1358
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:34,240
I’ve already thrown
away two years...
1359
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:38,280
giving dinner parties
for 22 dead people.
1360
01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:42,240
- You really are a tramp.
- You loved the tramp in me!
1361
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:46,960
<You kissed it good-bye when you made me
<raise my pinky holding a teacup.
1362
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,800
<You won’t make me
<ashamed of myself!
1363
01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:52,200
<I can’t be bought
<by you or anybody!
1364
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:59,480
I can’t believe you did--
1365
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:04,040
<What the hell are you doing?
<Jesus Christ! Wait!
1366
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:07,600
You wouldn’t dare?
Okay, come on.
1367
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:10,480
<Come on.
<I dare you!
1368
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,640
<Come on!
1369
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:15,920
I can’t believe
you did that!
1370
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:19,160
<All right, wait!
1371
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:22,800
I’m going,
but I’m taking you with me!
1372
01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:26,160
Aaah!
Stop!
1373
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:28,400
Oh!
1374
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:31,320
You ripped my dress!
1375
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,280
Owww!
1376
01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:43,840
This is cute,
really cute.
1377
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:46,000
Ah, ah--
1378
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:50,280
Why is it you don’t
ever seem to listen, huh?
1379
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,520
Didn’t you hear
the waiter?
1380
01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:55,200
You need my permission
to see the star.
1381
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:58,640
Gus, why don’t you
go out to the bar...
1382
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:01,760
and try to
look like Bugsy.
1383
01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:05,360
Once I was nice enough to give you
a warning. I’m not that nice anymore.
1384
01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:07,720
Who’s your tailor, Gus?
1385
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:11,360
This suit looks like the lining
to a better suit.
1386
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:13,880
You’re a funny guy.
1387
01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:17,520
Don’t, don’t!
He’s leaving.
1388
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:19,560
Come on.
1389
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:26,040
Hey, count to three
before I go, Gus.
1390
01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:29,040
Can you count
that high, Gus?
1391
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:34,880
- Charley, just shut up.
- You know what I hear, Gus?
1392
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:38,480
- Keep talkin’, playboy.
<- I hear you go to the cemetrey...
1393
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:42,080
and kiss where Bugsy’s ass
used to be.
1394
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:46,000
<That’s what Vicki told me, Gus.
<Ain’t that right, honey?
1395
01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:51,840
<No, Gus, stop it!
<You’re killing him.
1396
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:55,040
I’m gonna ask one question.
The answer better be “yes.”
1397
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,920
You ain’t never gonna come
around and bother Vicki.
1398
01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:00,320
- Is that right?
- Yes, yes, he promises.
1399
01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:03,280
Is that right?
1400
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:06,040
<[ Vicki ]
<Yes, yes, yes.
1401
01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:08,160
Oh, I hated doing that.
1402
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:17,360
You idiot!
You want to get us killed?
1403
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:20,120
No, I was trying
to get you fired!
1404
01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:22,120
<Oh, whoa!
1405
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:26,120
Don’t you guys ever grab
anywhere else?
1406
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:29,080
I’ll bet he’s already
proposed to her.
1407
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:31,120
Ooo.
1408
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,800
Jesus,
it’s a massacre.
1409
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:37,640
All right, somebody
get Vicki out of here.
1410
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:39,640
I’ll do that.
That’ll be my job.
1411
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:44,120
There are four of us
and only one of you.
1412
01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:49,120
I think he likes
the odds, George.
1413
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:52,640
- They might need you.
- They’re much better off without me.
1414
01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:56,480
Believe me when I say that.
This is, uh...
1415
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:59,480
<- [ Yelling, Crashing ]
- not my forte.
1416
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,000
Oh, my God!
1417
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:04,000
That’s not George.
That’s a good sound.
1418
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:06,440
They’re working it out,
is what they are.
1419
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:09,600
- Sweetheart, come with me.
- Let’s get outta here.
1420
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:20,840
Watch the hair!
1421
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:23,840
You should see what I did
to that big palooka.
1422
01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:26,080
Let’s go!
1423
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:40,000
Thank you.
We had a great ti--
1424
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:49,600
It’s God’s curse on me for
wanting to get shtupped again.
1425
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:57,520
- Can’t you pull down a side street?
- It’s all desert!
1426
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,320
- Make a right.
- There’s no road there!
1427
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:03,840
<Just do it!
1428
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:07,560
<Vicki, I can’t see
<a damn thing!
1429
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:09,680
<This is like
<looking for...
1430
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:12,400
a ballpark in
the minor leagues.
1431
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:17,520
If there’s a bus stop,
I’d like to be let out.
1432
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:21,160
- Make another right.
- Where?
1433
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:24,480
- Anywhere.
- You can’t make a right anywhere.
It has to be somewhere.
1434
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:26,480
Oh, God.
1435
01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:31,480
What are you doing?
1436
01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:36,240
- We got ’em, Gus.
- Shut up.
1437
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:38,040
[ Shouting ]
1438
01:31:39,080 --> 01:31:42,160
- Hey, do we got ’em Gus?
- Shut up.
1439
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:05,760
Who got killed?
Them or us?
1440
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:07,960
Seriously.
1441
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:19,360
The station doesn’t open ’til 7:00.
I got some rooms.
1442
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:21,880
I’m surprised they took us
without reservations.
1443
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:25,040
This is where werewolves
stop on camping trips.
1444
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:27,880
They only had two.
Good night.
1445
01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:30,800
- Give me that.
- Five guys in one room?
1446
01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:34,320
In the minor leagues,
the whole team sleeps in one room.
1447
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,600
<I get a bed.
1448
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:05,520
Where were you?
1449
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:09,600
I’m freezing.
Close the window.
1450
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,360
Oh, Vicki, baby.
1451
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:20,640
- I missed you so much.
- Stop right there.
1452
01:33:23,560 --> 01:33:28,200
Is it back?
That old feeling...
1453
01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:32,280
that you’d go nuts
if you don’t get to touch me?
1454
01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:35,320
Yeah, it’s back.
1455
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:37,520
We have to talk first.
1456
01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:40,040
Stand over there.
1457
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:47,120
<What’s changed, Charley?
<I still want to be a singer.
1458
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:50,000
You still want to be
chairman of the board.
1459
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:52,320
Somebody’s got
to give up something.
1460
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:56,120
I gave up
my stock options.
1461
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:58,720
<I sold my house.
1462
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:02,400
I left all that
behind.
1463
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:07,080
I went crazy
without you, baby.
1464
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:13,840
I took that job
in Vegas...
1465
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:18,720
’cause I knew it was
the one place that you’d find me.
1466
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:20,880
I never would’ve
stopped looking.
1467
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:24,080
Charley, this is a curse.
1468
01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:27,400
It’s okay to love somebody...
1469
01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:32,680
<but it’s neurotic to think
<you can’t live without them.
1470
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:34,720
I read that
in “Reader’s Digest.”
1471
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:36,680
I want you back.
1472
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:39,440
We’ll live in L.A.
You can sing, dance, act--
1473
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:42,360
Whatever the hell you want,
so long as we’re together.
1474
01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:44,360
Please?
1475
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:47,040
You won’t regret it.
1476
01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:49,360
I promise, Charley.
1477
01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:51,600
Look at you.
1478
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:53,920
Let’s get married
in the morning, baby.
1479
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:56,040
Ah, shit, Charley!
1480
01:34:56,120 --> 01:35:00,040
- I don’t want to get married again.
- We’ve rehearsed twice.
1481
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:03,040
We’re practically professionals.
What’s the problem?
1482
01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:05,600
- Do you, Charles Raymond Pearl--
- I do.
1483
01:35:05,720 --> 01:35:09,280
- take Victoria to be your
lawfully wedded wife?
- I do.
1484
01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:12,800
Not yet.
For as long as you both shall live?
1485
01:35:12,840 --> 01:35:15,040
- Now.
- I do.
1486
01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:18,200
If the man says, “Can do,”
can do.
1487
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,720
Do you,
Victoria Rosemary Anderson...
1488
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,480
take Charles
to be your husband?
1489
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:25,120
<In sickness and in health?
<For better or worse?
1490
01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:29,320
<Richer or poorer,
<so long as you both shall live?
1491
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:38,320
I don’t think
she’s comin’ outta the gate.
1492
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:41,480
The filly’s nervous.
Never a winner on this track.
1493
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:46,320
<Take your pitch
<and swing, baby.
1494
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:48,000
I do.
1495
01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:52,480
With the power vested in me,
I pronounce you man and wife.
1496
01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:55,480
<You may kiss
<the bride.
1497
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:59,160
This is the
happiest day of my life.
1498
01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:03,600
I always love these days,
too, Charley.
1499
01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:05,600
I really do.
1500
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:08,920
Hey, atta boy,
Charley.
1501
01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:16,360
The greatest comeback
in marital history.
1502
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:18,520
- Good luck, babe.
- Thank you.
1503
01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:21,200
After Sherry and I get married,
we’re gonna get divorced.
1504
01:36:21,240 --> 01:36:23,200
- This is so romantic.
- No.
1505
01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:33,040
<[ Phil ] And so the happy newly,
<newly, newlyweds...
1506
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,040
<drove off into the sunset...
1507
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:38,520
<where, you would imagine,
<they lived happily-ever-after.
1508
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:43,040
<Truth? They drove straight to a walnut
<grove in Culver City, California.
1509
01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:46,640
<See, for the first time in his life,
<Charley had plans.
1510
01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:49,040
This is it.
1511
01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:53,400
This is what?
1512
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:56,240
This is ours.
26 acres.
1513
01:36:56,320 --> 01:37:00,080
I bought it. It’ll be
finished in nine months.
1514
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:05,400
- Charley, not another big house.
- Not a house.
1515
01:37:05,480 --> 01:37:09,760
A movie studio.
Pearl Productions.
1516
01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:13,320
I’m gonna make movies
just for you, baby!
1517
01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:15,600
Oh, Charley...
1518
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:18,720
- what do you know about making movies?
- What’s to know?
1519
01:37:18,760 --> 01:37:21,600
You buy a movie camera.
I point the camera at you...
1520
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:24,400
and America falls
in love with you...
1521
01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:27,440
just the way I did.
1522
01:37:27,480 --> 01:37:30,440
<[ Phil ]
<Pearl Studios cost 15 million bucks.
1523
01:37:30,520 --> 01:37:33,240
<Lucky coincidence.
<That’s all the money Charley had left.
1524
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:37,040
<Nine months later,
<a star was about to be born.
1525
01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:40,120
<Except...
<it came out a baby.
1526
01:37:42,480 --> 01:37:44,440
Unbelievable.
1527
01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:50,200
<But it didn’t stop production,
<no siree.
1528
01:37:50,280 --> 01:37:53,360
<Because with hard work
<and perseverance...
1529
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:56,360
<11 months later
<they had another baby.
1530
01:37:56,480 --> 01:37:58,960
<Finally, Charley found
<the right property for Vicki:
1531
01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:01,560
<a big-budget
<musical extravaganza.
1532
01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:03,600
<When Vicki heard the news,
<she was so excited...
1533
01:38:03,640 --> 01:38:05,200
<she had twins.
1534
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:08,040
<Charley was never happier
<in his life.
1535
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:11,240
<He had Vicki,
<a family, a home.
1536
01:38:11,320 --> 01:38:14,440
<Only he didn’t have the studio,
<which went bankrupt.
1537
01:38:14,480 --> 01:38:16,640
<There’s an old saying
<in Hollywood--
1538
01:38:16,680 --> 01:38:18,880
<“You can’t make hits
<unless you make pictures.”
1539
01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:22,320
<Vicki got back
<to her singing...
1540
01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:25,240
<this time to support
<the family.
1541
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:28,640
<Charley was finding out there were
<not a lot of job opportunities...
1542
01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:31,840
<for ex-millionaire,
<playboy, toothpaste kings.
1543
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:34,160
<All the influential people
<he had known...
1544
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:37,320
<guys he had picked up
<countless tabs for...
1545
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:41,000
<now wouldn’t give Charley
<the time of day.
1546
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:43,840
<[ Vicki ]
<♪ After all the things you told me ♪
1547
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:49,520
<♪ And the promises
<that you gave ♪
1548
01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:53,960
<As Vicki’s star climbed
<higher and higher...
1549
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:57,600
<Charley’s crashed
<and burned.
1550
01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:04,360
<1954 found the rest of us
<riding the tail of a comet.
1551
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:07,520
<Tony and me were starring
<with “La Hayworth.”
1552
01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:09,880
<Sammy had a hit musical
<on Broadway.
1553
01:39:09,920 --> 01:39:13,120
<And George had Cincinnati
<in second place.
1554
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:16,880
<About a year passed,
<and another of our brave comrades fell.
1555
01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:19,880
<Tony Madden,
<now MGM’s biggest star...
1556
01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:24,560
<was finally caught in that evil spider’s
<web that traps us all-- marriage.
1557
01:39:24,600 --> 01:39:27,960
<He not only got the girl,
<he bought Lew Horner’s house.
1558
01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:31,200
<I’m telling ya, irony,
<irony everywhere.
1559
01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:35,240
I wonder if she knows
it’s a toupee.
1560
01:39:35,280 --> 01:39:39,240
- That’s not his real hair?
- It is, but when it fell out...
1561
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:41,560
he had it made
into a toupee.
1562
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:45,640
- Look at these fool guys.
<- That’s us seven years ago.
1563
01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:48,200
Do you think they’ll
make it as big as we did?
1564
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:50,240
Nah, we’re the last
of our breed.
1565
01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:53,040
Isn’t one of your friends
missing, darling?
1566
01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:55,240
Charley Pearl and Vicki.
1567
01:39:55,320 --> 01:39:58,400
- They’ll be here. Don’t worry.
- I hope nothing’s wrong.
1568
01:39:58,440 --> 01:40:01,200
Nah! Probably just stopped
off to have another kid.
1569
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:06,720
Sorry I couldn’t buy you
a new dress for the party.
1570
01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:11,880
Charley, I’ve only had this
a year and I’ve worn it twice.
1571
01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:15,080
I never thought a wife of mine
would wear costume jewelery.
1572
01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:18,240
It’s not even good
costume jewelery.
1573
01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:22,000
You don’t like this bracelet?
I love it!
1574
01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:25,280
Who cares? It looks better
than the real stuff anyway.
1575
01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:30,240
Let’s not go.
1576
01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:33,880
It’s gonna be boring,
the same jokes, songs...
1577
01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:37,440
the same faces.
I’m sick of these people.
1578
01:40:37,520 --> 01:40:41,440
These guys were more laughs
when they were bums.
1579
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:46,720
We’ve missed the
last three parties.
1580
01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:49,720
You’ve gotta stop hiding
from your friends, Charley.
1581
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:54,400
- They’re your friends.
- I’m not hiding from my friends.
1582
01:40:57,480 --> 01:41:00,080
Okay. Never mind.
Let’s go.
1583
01:41:00,160 --> 01:41:04,640
Wait, what did you mean,
“hiding from my friends”?
1584
01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:08,560
- Never mind!
- Hey, I want an answer to my question.
1585
01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:11,160
- Just let go of it.
- What did you mean?
1586
01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:15,000
- What did you mean by that?
- It doesn’t matter, Charley!
1587
01:41:19,680 --> 01:41:22,320
You just...
1588
01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:25,520
you just had a little
run of bad luck.
1589
01:41:25,560 --> 01:41:27,800
“A run of bad luck”?
1590
01:41:27,840 --> 01:41:31,080
I’ve had a fucking marathon!
1591
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:34,680
- Why don’t you go to
the party by yourself?
- No.
1592
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:37,360
There’ll be a lot
of successful people like you.
1593
01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:40,160
You can compare your reviews
in “Variety,”
1594
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:44,440
how many times your names
have been in the columns.
1595
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,520
Okay?
1596
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:49,680
I didn’t ask you to build
the studio, Charley.
1597
01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:51,840
I didn’t say
“Make me a movie star.”
1598
01:41:51,960 --> 01:41:54,360
I just wanted to sing,
that’s all!
1599
01:41:54,440 --> 01:41:57,520
- Why didn’t you stop me
from making an ass of myself?
- What?
1600
01:41:57,560 --> 01:42:00,320
What the hell did I know
about making movies?
1601
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:02,680
- Huh?
- I don’t believe this.
1602
01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:06,160
- A husband and wife are supposed
to look out for each other, right?
- Yes.
1603
01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:09,360
Why didn’t you stop me
from writing all those checks...
1604
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:13,360
to every creep looking
for a lovesick sucker...
1605
01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:16,560
- which is what I am. Am I right?
- You’re not.
1606
01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:21,560
I pulled you out of that place
in Vegas, didn’t I?
1607
01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:24,560
You’re never gonna let me
forget, are you?
1608
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:28,680
How you pulled me out of Vegas
and made me respectable.
1609
01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:32,200
Then I work my ass off,
gain a little self-respect
while bringing up your kids.
1610
01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:35,080
But you can’t take that,
can you, Charley?
1611
01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:40,080
What do you want?
Me to stay at home?
1612
01:42:40,160 --> 01:42:42,480
I can be a wife!
I can be a bimbo!
1613
01:42:42,560 --> 01:42:44,920
It’s your choice.
What do you want?
1614
01:42:44,960 --> 01:42:48,760
No, no, no.
I’m the bimbo here.
1615
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:51,760
I mean,
I’m a kept man.
1616
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:53,840
- No, Charley.
<- Do you know where this party is?
1617
01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:57,920
This is in the house
that Adele Horner lived in...
1618
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:01,400
- a place where I was treated
like a king once.
<- It doesn’t matter.
1619
01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:04,880
There are waiters making
more money at this party...
1620
01:43:04,920 --> 01:43:07,360
than I made all
of last year.
1621
01:43:07,440 --> 01:43:10,440
I had my life going exactly
the way I wanted.
1622
01:43:10,480 --> 01:43:12,880
- Shh.
- That’s what I gave up for you.
1623
01:43:15,360 --> 01:43:17,880
What did you say,
Charley?
1624
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:20,120
What you gave up
for me?
1625
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:23,080
Yeah,
that’s right.
1626
01:43:34,320 --> 01:43:37,120
Hey, where you going?
1627
01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:42,960
What you gave up for me,
Charley?
1628
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:45,920
I don’t need you.
1629
01:43:47,480 --> 01:43:49,920
And I never want
to see you again.
1630
01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:52,440
Ever!
1631
01:43:56,640 --> 01:43:58,800
You come back here.
1632
01:43:58,880 --> 01:44:02,000
Where do you think
you’re going?
1633
01:44:02,040 --> 01:44:05,360
Come back and get in this car.
Do you hear me?
1634
01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:09,640
Come back, goddamn it.
You owe me the rest of your life!
1635
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:11,720
What about my kids?
1636
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:14,320
I’m not giving up
my kids!
1637
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:17,680
I don’t want my kids to have
a revolving door as a father.
1638
01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:21,520
We have more anniversaries
than we do birthdays!
1639
01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:24,680
I’m a great father.
I love being a father.
1640
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:28,240
Too bad you don’t love
being a husband!
1641
01:44:28,320 --> 01:44:30,560
Look at me, Charley.
Look at me!
1642
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:34,240
’Cause it’s the last chance
you’re ever gonna get.
1643
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:59,240
Goddamn you,
Bugsy Siegel.
1644
01:45:00,640 --> 01:45:03,160
I hope you burn
in hell.
1645
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:08,840
<[ Phil ]
<And they got divorced a third time.
1646
01:45:08,880 --> 01:45:11,720
<And Bugsy Siegel
<burnt in hell.
1647
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:14,000
<Charley knew
<he’d blown it.
1648
01:45:14,080 --> 01:45:16,240
<He never made it
<to the party.
1649
01:45:16,320 --> 01:45:20,560
<In fact, as 1955 became 1956...
1650
01:45:20,600 --> 01:45:24,280
<none of us heard from or even about...
<Charley Pearl.
1651
01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:27,760
<Vicki packed the kids in her van
<and moved up to San Francisco.
1652
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:32,080
<I never told you?
<That’s where me and the guys found her.
1653
01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:36,720
♪ What good is money if
your heart isn’t light ♪
1654
01:45:38,840 --> 01:45:42,440
She’s singing with more...
heart.
1655
01:45:42,480 --> 01:45:44,600
Know what I mean?
1656
01:45:44,640 --> 01:45:47,200
Yeah. It’s called loneliness.
1657
01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:50,440
♪ When youth
has its fling ♪
1658
01:45:52,840 --> 01:45:56,080
- Jesus, I don’t believe it.
- What?
1659
01:45:56,120 --> 01:46:00,640
- Charley. It’s Charley.
- Holy Moses!
1660
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:06,720
- You know what the odds
are on this happening?
- Even money.
1661
01:46:09,880 --> 01:46:16,800
<♪ We have the right
<to laugh at them all ♪
1662
01:46:16,840 --> 01:46:19,360
Come on.
Let’s go.
1663
01:46:19,440 --> 01:46:21,960
<♪ Love is still king ♪
1664
01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:28,120
<♪ Love is the thing ♪
1665
01:46:28,160 --> 01:46:30,640
Charley.
1666
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:35,240
- Charley, it’s us.
- It’s Tony.
1667
01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:41,640
Hey, fellas.
1668
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:44,800
It’s nice
to see you.
1669
01:46:48,720 --> 01:46:50,800
Where you been,
Charley?
1670
01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:52,480
I’ve been around.
1671
01:46:52,520 --> 01:46:54,480
- Around where?
- What’ve you been doing?
1672
01:46:54,560 --> 01:46:58,120
I got into this new business
they got up here.
1673
01:46:58,160 --> 01:47:00,280
What business?
1674
01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:03,280
- They’re called computers.
- Schmuck.
1675
01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:06,160
Shh.
1676
01:47:06,200 --> 01:47:08,680
Hey, does Vicki
know you’re here?
1677
01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:12,480
Yeah, I come in three,
four times a week.
1678
01:47:12,520 --> 01:47:15,520
You two...
you’re not... together?
1679
01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:18,160
No, no.
1680
01:47:18,200 --> 01:47:22,200
She’s a tough nut to crack,
you know.
1681
01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:25,680
<♪ If we’re rich
<or we’re poor ♪
1682
01:47:27,360 --> 01:47:29,480
Are you okay,
Charley?
1683
01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:32,280
Yeah, I’m fine.
1684
01:47:32,360 --> 01:47:35,200
You been drinking,
Charley?
1685
01:47:35,240 --> 01:47:37,520
Me?
1686
01:47:37,600 --> 01:47:41,000
Drinkin’?
You know I don’t drink.
1687
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:42,560
Hey, fellas.
1688
01:47:42,640 --> 01:47:45,520
<I wanna show you
<something.
1689
01:47:45,560 --> 01:47:47,960
Look at that.
1690
01:47:48,040 --> 01:47:49,880
Beauties, huh?
1691
01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:53,040
They all look
like their mom.
1692
01:47:53,080 --> 01:47:59,680
♪ And here in your arms ♪
1693
01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:03,160
Let me ask you fellas
a question.
1694
01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:10,080
You think
she’ll like this?
1695
01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:16,200
It’s a dazzler,
Charley.
1696
01:48:16,240 --> 01:48:19,600
What’s the occasion?
1697
01:48:19,640 --> 01:48:23,720
I’m gonna pop the question.
What do you think?
1698
01:48:23,760 --> 01:48:27,040
- Tonight?
- Yeah.
1699
01:48:27,080 --> 01:48:30,000
Charley,
answer me something.
1700
01:48:30,080 --> 01:48:34,280
Why do you want to marry
the same woman four times?
1701
01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:43,080
It fits.
1702
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:55,200
♪ And even though our castles
crumble and fall ♪
1703
01:48:55,280 --> 01:48:58,800
<♪ We have the right ♪
1704
01:48:58,840 --> 01:49:02,200
<♪ To laugh at them all ♪
1705
01:49:02,280 --> 01:49:05,760
♪ For love
is still king ♪
1706
01:49:08,960 --> 01:49:14,040
♪ Love is the ♪
1707
01:49:17,240 --> 01:49:27,000
♪ Thing ♪♪
1708
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:44,920
♪ Birds do it ♪
1709
01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:47,680
<♪ Bees do it ♪
1710
01:49:47,720 --> 01:49:50,320
♪ Even educated fleas
do it ♪
1711
01:49:50,440 --> 01:49:54,480
♪ Let’s do it
Let’s fall in love ♪
1712
01:49:56,000 --> 01:50:01,000
♪ In Spain the best of the set
do it ♪
1713
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:04,520
♪ Lithuanians
and Letts do it ♪
1714
01:50:04,560 --> 01:50:10,280
♪ Let’s do it
Let’s fall in love ♪
1715
01:50:10,360 --> 01:50:15,040
♪ The Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it ♪
1716
01:50:15,120 --> 01:50:18,320
♪ Not to mention
the Finns ♪
1717
01:50:18,360 --> 01:50:24,440
♪ Folks in Siam do it
think of Siamese twins ♪
1718
01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:28,960
♪ Some Argentines without means
do it ♪
1719
01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:32,720
♪ People say in Boston
even beans do it ♪
1720
01:50:32,800 --> 01:50:37,400
♪ Let’s do it
Let’s fall in love ♪
1721
01:51:16,440 --> 01:51:22,080
<♪ Electric eels
<I might add do it ♪
1722
01:51:22,160 --> 01:51:25,280
<♪ Though it shocks them
<I know ♪
1723
01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:30,960
<♪ Why ask if shad do it
<Waiter, bring me shad roe ♪
1724
01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:35,680
♪ In shallow shoals
English soles do it ♪
1725
01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:40,440
<♪ Goldfish in the privacy
<of bowls do it ♪
1726
01:51:40,520 --> 01:51:45,600
<♪ Let’s do it, let’s fall ♪
1727
01:51:45,720 --> 01:51:48,280
♪ Let’s do it ♪
1728
01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:54,920
♪ Let’s fall in love ♪♪
1729
01:51:54,960 --> 01:51:58,240
<[ Phil ] And they never
<got divorced again.
1730
01:51:58,320 --> 01:52:01,120
<Vicki kept on singing
<her heart out.
1731
01:52:01,200 --> 01:52:04,320
<And curiously enough, Charley’s
<hunch about that computer thing...
1732
01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:06,960
<actually paid off.
<Yeah.
1733
01:52:07,000 --> 01:52:09,800
<He now owns a small county
<in northern California.
1734
01:52:09,840 --> 01:52:13,640
<Well, they needed a big yard
<for all those kids.
1735
01:52:13,720 --> 01:52:16,480
<Like Charley says,
<there are couples in love...
1736
01:52:16,560 --> 01:52:18,400
<and there are couples
<who are hot.
1737
01:52:18,480 --> 01:52:20,400
<And then
<there’s him and Vicki.
1738
01:52:20,480 --> 01:52:22,480
<They got both.
1739
01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:24,640
<You know what
<the odds are on that?
1740
01:52:24,760 --> 01:52:27,320
<Big... very big...
1741
01:52:27,360 --> 01:52:29,760
<extremely very big.
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