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- Ian, please!
Could you just calm down?
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- He did not know
I took the car.
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He will be
absolutely fucking furious.
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- Your dad
doesn't have to find out.
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We can come back
and get it tomorrow
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when we have the keys!
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- Fuck!
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Don't even think
for half a second
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you're going to break open
that car, mate.
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So get out of my face.
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What are you fucking looking at?
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Stop looking at
my girlfriend, midget!
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- Ian, please!
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- You want to fucky-fucky her?
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No way in hell,
'cause let me tell you,
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there's only one guy
who fucks her,
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and I fuck her real good,
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so go home and fuck mom now,
you demented dwarf!
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No, please!
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Please, no!
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No, please!
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Please, plea...
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Don't!
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Ian!
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- Hey, I hope you're not
time-wasting, you.
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I've got a dozen people
waiting to look at this place,
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most of them paying cash
as well.
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You got cash?
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Right, the light switch is
somewhere here I think.
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- Hey, come on, let's get
this fucking lease signed, hey?
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- Hi, this is Marc
from USA Actors Management
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regarding your audition request
for our clients
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Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
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from Human Centipede.
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Neither is available for the
auditions in London right now
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because they're shooting
a movie,
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but thank you for the interest.
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Maybe We can do something
in the future.
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Good-bye.
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- Stop them tears.
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You're just making
Daddy's Willy harder.
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Oh, my God.
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Have you shit yourself again?
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You swine.
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I've called Dr. Sebring,
and he's waiting.
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Get up!
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Hello, Martin.
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Mmm.
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Martin...
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come and join us.
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00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:04,091
Well..
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Martin, I have your Ventolin.
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Martin, I'm here today
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because your mother is
very worried about you.
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- He keeps on talking
about a centipede
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with 12 people.
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What does that mean?
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- Now, let's see.
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A centipede can be considered
a phallic symbol.
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Centipedes are
very aggressive creatures.
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Their bite can be very painful.
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Maybe he is connecting the pain
that a centipede inflicts
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with the pain inflicted on him
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through years of psychological
and sexual abuse by his father.
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- I miss my husband.
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And it's your fault
that he's in prison!
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- Sometimes people
that are mentally challenged
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and have a history
of sexual abuse...
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mutilate
their own sexual organs.
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I'm sorry.
I going to have to go.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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I'm sure it's just
a passing phase.
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Hmm?
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Martin.
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Ah.
You're a good boy.
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Mrs. Lomax.
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- I've decided to kill us both.
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♫
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This music is driving me crazy!
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I can't stand this any more!
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He can't stand it any more!
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Come on, tell him.
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Be a man like your father.
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- Stop fucking bothering me,
you retard.
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I play my fucking music
as loud as I fucking want, okay?
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- Kill us both.
I'm begging you.
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- Shut your fucking mouth,
you old cunt.
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What the fuck?
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00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,588
- I will play my music
so fucking loud,
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it's going to make
your fucking ears bleed
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you cock-sucking dwarf.
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Next time,
you batter that fucking ceiling,
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I'm gonna come down
and break your fucking neck,
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00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:03,927
Fuck!
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Fucking little cocksucker.
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00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,437
Don't fucking bang
that fucking ceiling
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00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,873
any-fucking-more, okay?
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00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,900
You cock-sucking retard!
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00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,297
- The lips from B and C
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00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:50,770
and the anus of A and B
are out circular
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along the border
between skin and mucosa,
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00:22:55,941 --> 00:23:00,287
the mucus cutaneous zone...
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the circular mucosa
and skin parts
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of anus and mouth
from A to B and B to C.
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Connecting
the pedicellated grafts
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to the chin-cheek incisions
from A to B, connected...
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Ingestion by A
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passing through B
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to the excretion of C.
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A human centipede...
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first sequence.
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♫
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- Will you give me a high five
when we get there?
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- Hey.
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- Shh, shh.
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My lead.
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My lead.
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00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,123
Hey, man.
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00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:08,424
- Hey, man.
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00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,003
- Ja, komm.
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00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,680
Yeah!
Yeah, come up here.
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00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,844
Come up, oh, yeah!
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00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,081
Yeah.
Yeah!
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00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,521
Very good!
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00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,853
Yeah!
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00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,826
I did ff!'
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00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,740
- Whoo-hoo!
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00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,904
- Why do these stupid things
never work?
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00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,912
- Oh, Valerie!
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00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,445
It's that guy from the club!
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00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:51,827
- Shh!
There's...
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00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,263
Babe, there's a midget
wanking in there.
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00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,739
- You are drunk, love.
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00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:57,832
- No, seriously!
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00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,446
- Hi, this is Arianne
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from Creative Acting
Talent Management.
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00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,120
You called us
with an audition request
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for our client
actress Miss Yennie
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00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,856
from The Human Centipede.
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00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,262
I just spoke to Miss Yennie,
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00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:11,028
and she is very, very excited
and available
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00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:14,196
to fly to London to audition
for the new Tarantino film.
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00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:18,231
Could you please contact me
ASAP on my cell phone,
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00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:22,473
713-499-0913.
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00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,744
Thanks.
B ye-bye.
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00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:36,683
- You can't do this.
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00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,457
It's a film.
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00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:46,129
The Human Centipede
is a fucking film.
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00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:49,867
He is going to stitch us up.
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00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:54,002
He is going to stitch us up
ass to mouth.
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00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:57,836
Help!
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00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,181
Help!
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00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,717
- Stop them tears.
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00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:13,348
You're just making
Daddy's Willy harder.
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00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,353
- What is this?
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100% medically accurate?
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Mouth to anus?
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One digestive system?
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00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:16,008
Is this a perverted film
you've been talking about?
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- I want all this filth
out of my house!
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♫
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- Fuck!
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00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:52,290
Doh!
Fuckin' hell!
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Ahhhhh!
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Gahhh!
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Fuck!
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Oh, fuck!
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♫
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- Swallow it, bitch.
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Swallow up.
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- Feed her.
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Feed her!
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Ahhh!
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- That was fucking sensational.
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And you know what?
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Yeah.
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00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:08,624
How you doing, doc?
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00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,267
Oh, I rather fuck
that retarded boy,
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00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,796
but...this'll do.
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00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,069
- I know a place in Thailand
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where they specialize
in that sort of thing.
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Oh, yeah.
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00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:26,571
Oh, yeah, she's a good one.
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00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,982
- How much to fuck you
up the arse, darling?
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00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:33,786
- For you, darling, 50.
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- Jesus.
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00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,299
Who the fuck are you?
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00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:51,034
What the fuck have you done
to yourself?
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That's right.
Have a good stare.
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Have a good fucking stare,
you little fucking pervert!
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Fuck off now
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00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,377
before I get out of this car
and smash your fucking face in!
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00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,445
Don't!
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00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,865
- No, please.
Please!
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00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,188
- Martin?
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00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:51,190
Martin, it's me,
Dr. Sebring.
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So...
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this is where you work.
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00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,903
This isn't right, Martin.
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What you're doing,
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00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:10,617
it's wrong.
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00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:14,179
Martin, I can help you,
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00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:19,525
but you have to put
the gun down.
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Imagine what your father
would say if...
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Martin, Martin, no, Martin!
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Please.
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I'll do anything you want.
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Please!
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I won't tell-
I won't tell no one nothing.
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You fucking...
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Someone help me!
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00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:54,411
- Hi, Martin, this is Arianne,
Miss Yennie's manager.
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00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:56,577
I Wanted to confirm
that Miss Yennie is not delayed
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and will be landing
this morning
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on London's Heathrow Airport
at 6:00 am. your time.
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00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:03,183
I understand your driver
will be picking her up.
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00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,659
I hope she does
a great audition.
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00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:07,253
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye!
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- God, I cannot believe
I am here
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auditioning for
a Quentin Tarantino film.
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00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:42,896
My agents are so excited
about this.
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I should probably call them,
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00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:51,600
tell them I landed
and, you know, I'm on my way.
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00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,378
- Have you seen
The Human Centipede?
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- I was really drawn
to the film
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because of
the medical aspect of it.
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If you were a surgeon,
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you could actually perform
that surgery.
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It's just so scary.
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It was so grueling
being on all fours,
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so I demanded in my contract
that I had to have
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an hour-long massage
every night.
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I mean, why would I not
demand that in my contract?
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Oh, and the rest of the cast,
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00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:27,499
we all took showers before we
shot the centipede stuff,
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because I mean, you're close
to someone's butt,
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and you don't want to smell
anything and...
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or, you know, whatever.
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00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:35,874
I'm kind of a germaphobe.
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Um...
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Oh, that must be Quentin's car.
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00:50:05,036 --> 00:50:06,709
Do you have an umbrella?
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Because this rain
will ruin my hair.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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♫
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♫
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♫
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- Please, please.
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Please don't hurt me.
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01:08:05,448 --> 01:08:07,394
Please.
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01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:09,693
I'll do everything.
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01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,444
- Hello, this Marc from
USA Actors Management again.
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Please disregard
my earlier message.
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01:09:40,043 --> 01:09:41,818
Fortunately, Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
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were able to reschedule,
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01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,484
and they're really, really
excited to come to London
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for Mr. Tarantino's auditions.
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I hope it's still possible.
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01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,225
I'm totally confident
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that they're gonna do
very Well on this,
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so please call me back
as soon as possible
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01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:53,796
at this number to confirm.
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Thanks very, very much.
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Talk to you soon.
Good-bye.
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- Ah!
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