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Hey, this is Grace. Leave me a message.
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Grace, hey. It's Jimmy. Again.
But you know that, right?
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That's why you sent me straight
to voice mail.
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So give me a call, okay? Bye.
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Hey, Derek.
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Morning, Jimmy.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Liz hogs the bathroom in the morning,
so sometimes I come out here to pee.
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Not a bad way to start the day,
peeing in the rain.
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It's a great way.
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Feels like the wind's coming
from the east.
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Hey, I heard you went
to that cornhole bar.
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-Was it amazing?
-It was fine.
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They had booze and mediocre food.
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-Two cornhole stations.
-Two? Awesome.
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Derek, are you out there peeing again?
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No, just talking to Jimmy.
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The wink made it weird.
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You got good eyes, Jimmy.
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Did he seem mad at me?
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Nope, you're good.
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Okay. Stop peeing in the flowers.
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-It's just a little tinkle.
-Stop it.
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Just a little tinkle.
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These are apology bagels.
I didn't mean to narc on you.
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When I ran into Paul,
I assumed he knew that Sean had moved in.
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Yeah. You really fucked me.
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I mean, it's fine, but you fucked me.
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It's fine. But yeah, you fucked me.
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I'm sorry.
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I hate getting people
in trouble when they don't deserve it.
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-And when they do deserve it?
-Well, that's my favorite thing.
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Honestly, don't sweat it.
Paul never stays mad at me. It'll be fine.
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-I'm glad. See ya.
-Okay. But you fucked me!
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I got it.
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Yeah. I'm excited to see you.
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Come by the office,
and then we'll go over to the apartment.
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All right. See you then. Bye, sweetheart.
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Who's your sweetheart?
And is she a sexy bitch?
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She's my daughter.
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My bad.
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Hey, is she single?
'Cause, you know, since the divorce,
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I've been thinking
about trying some new thangs.
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I'm just kidding.
I'm trying to make you uncomfortable.
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-You're very good at that.
-Thank you. Now get in the car.
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Can we play that song I like?
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Where should we start?
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Why do we come all the way here
when we could just talk at home?
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Sean,
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my notebook's here.
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Have you told your folks
that you're crashing with me?
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Nah. They'd be pretty weirded out
if they knew I lived with my therapist.
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Yeah, I'll acknowledge
it's pretty fucking weird.
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Okay. I gotta say, man,
you seem lighter, energized.
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-Let's dig a little deeper?
-Nah.
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I'm sorry. That's totally my fault
for making that sound like a question.
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I meant to go down at the end.
Let's dig a little deeper.
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Sean, we haven't talked at all
about your time in Afghanistan.
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I ain't gonna lie, Jimmy,
I've been feeling pretty fucking good.
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Okay? Like, why would we fuck with that?
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That's my job, dude.
I got a degree in Fucking With That.
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From the University
of All Up In Your Business.
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It's actually a junior college. I'll stop.
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Look, we can't run from this forever.
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Not yet.
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Okay.
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-Thank you.
-We'll get there. No pressure.
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See you at home, man.
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Hi, I'm Gaby. I'm a therapist here.
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You were originally referred to me,
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and then I actually referred you to Jimmy.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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So, how's it going?
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Good. Initially,
I didn't really like this therapy shit,
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but now I kinda like it.
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I am so glad.
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So how come you ditched me on to him?
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Honestly, I felt like you guys
would be a good fit for each other.
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And, like, maybe you guys
could help each other out.
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Cool. Always wanted to help out
a wealthy, middle-aged white guy.
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Well, it's good to give back, so๏ฟฝ
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Hey. Morning. You a potato girl?
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No, Paul.
I am a strong, Black, potato woman.
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What are we doing here?
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My farm box came
with way too many potatoes.
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Wait, you get your produce delivered
to the office now?
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I have so many questions.
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Are you a secret chef?
Do you, like, cook here? Can you teach me?
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Do you want the fucking potatoes, or not?
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What the hell I'ma do with two potatoes?
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I'll take potatoes
if you're giving them out.
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-There you go. Hey, take two.
-All right.
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Hey, so I was just in there with Sean,
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and I feel like it's time
to start unpacking his PTSD.
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But he won't talk about any of it.
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
that's pretty common with veterans.
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I'm just-- I'm wondering when he'll feel
comfortable opening up, you know?
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That's easy. Never.
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You fucked up.
Created a dual relationship.
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He thinks of you as his friend/roommate,
instead of his therapist.
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Well, do you think it might be helpful
if I ask him to reset our boundaries--
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Sorry-- Did you just buzz at me?
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I did.
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I told you not to go down that path
with your patients and you did anyway.
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Fine. Doesn't mean I have to go with you.
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I'm not gonna talk to you about any of it.
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But you'll talk to me about potatoes.
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All day long. Enjoy them spuds, bud.
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Boil 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em,
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rub 'em together and make a fire.
I don't care.
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Maybe I'll just eat them
like an apple, Paul.
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Stop.
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Woof.
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Electrolytes.
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I didn't ask.
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What's he doing here?
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New plant?
What is that, a fern? Is that a--
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-I have no idea.
-Okay.
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Great.
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Why are you here?
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Yeah. Just dropping off the revisions
I've done to your estate plan
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since in the last three years, you haven't
returned a call, e-mail or text.
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That's not something to be proud of.
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Should we go over this now?
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It's not really a good time.
My daughter's coming by.
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Girl dad! Love it.
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Nothing? Nothing to add? Okay.
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She's giving a talk on alternative energy.
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She's got a quick turnover,
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so she's only got a few hours
to spend with me.
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Well, this is serendipitous.
One of my favorite words.
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I'll wait here, and have her sign
your medical power of attorney.
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-I don't think so.
-What? No.
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Well, given your diagnosis,
I don't recommend stalling on that.
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Is attorney-client privilege only
for criminal lawyers,
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or is it for pretend lawyers as well?
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Estate law is real law. I'm a real lawyer.
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-Yes or no?
-Yeah.
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Cone of silence.
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Meg doesn't know that I have Parkinson's.
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So, are you two not on good terms?
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Cone of silence.
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-Stop saying that.
-Okay.
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Her mother and I split
when she was little.
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They moved to the East Coast. We drifted.
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It was hard to keep in touch.
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Why? Was it before phones
or planes existed?
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Sorry.
You're opening up, and I'm ruining it.
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Your self-awareness
is your best characteristic.
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So you really think it's important
that I do this now?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
I'll tell her, and I'll get these signed.
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Great. Do you wanna
mail these documents back to me,
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or drop them off at my office downtown?
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No, actually, I'd rather have somebody
come by my place and pick 'em up
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-and spare me the hassle.
-Okay.
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But I can have my assistant, Kevin, do it.
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Kevin. Kevin!
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Kevin.
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I'm Kevin, aren't I?
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Okay. I will see you soon.
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Thanks for dropping in.
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-My pleasure.
-Unannounced.
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Oh, well, I did. I called,
emailed and texted.
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So๏ฟฝ
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-Hey, cutie.
-Hey.
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-I heard you dribbling. I'm open.
-Okay.
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-Nice!
-Three boys.
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Actually, Connor's coming home
from college tonight.
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-Tell him I said what's up.
-I will.
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-Hey, Liz. Hi.
-Hey, Gab.
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Just gonna shoot around with Alice
with the new basketball I got her.
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Oh, right.
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I remember the basketball you
said you got her.
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-That's right.
-That's great.
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-Well, you guys have fun.
-Thank you.
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Yeah, cool. It's really good to see you.
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Oh, my God. Great to see you.
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-Yeah. Nice kicks.
-Thank you. They're Jordans.
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-Great. Good for you.
-Yeah.
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See you guys.
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-Pleasure.
-Just a plesh.
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Holy shit. You guys hate each other.
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Shut up and shoot the ball.
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Okay, okay.
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This is it.
Do you mind taking your shoes off?
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It's not an OCD thing,
I used to live in Japan, so๏ฟฝ
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Pretty sure you told me
you never left Pasadena.
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Okay, fine. It is an OCD thing,
but you know, the Japanese are no dummies.
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Okay.
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Here I go.
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I'm gonna sit on your sofa
in the same jeans
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that I just wore
to sit on that park bench. Okay?
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-Now it's your turn.
-I need to put on my inside clothes.
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These are outside clothes. I just can't.
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-It's--
-Hey. Yes, you can.
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-Just come sit here next to me. Come on.
-Okay.
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-Open your eyes.
-I'm scared.
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I know you are,
but I'm right here with you.
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-How's that feel?
-It's okay.
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I mean, shit, Wally.
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Looks like you might be able
to do anything.
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Wally, you are incredible.
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-Oh, no. Okay. Wait.
-Oh, my God.
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-I didn't see it coming.
-I'm so sorry!
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I'm so dumb.
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-Don't panic.
-I don't know what I was thinking.
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I think I misread the signs
because you came over
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and then you called me incredible,
and I know that I'm not incredible. It's--
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Hey, hold on. Wally, you are incredible.
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-And I-- No, Wally. Not again.
-Oh, my God!
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This is the worst day of my life.
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You know, it used to be shitting my pants
in a Whole Foods,
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and I mean it went everywhere, okay?
But now this is it.
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-And I'm just freaking out!
-Okay, don't freak out. You know why?
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-Because this happens all the time.
-Really?
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Nope, never happened before in my life.
But that's okay, we're good.
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-Oh, my God. I'm a demented freak.
-You are not. Hey, stop it!
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It's okay because I'm fucking proud
of what we accomplished today.
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Goddamn it and son of a bitch.
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Listen, you don't need to be upset.
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-Do I look upset?
-No.
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But I don't trust it.
It's too much eye contact.
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Fuck!
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-You just forgot your shoes, so๏ฟฝ
-Thanks.
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-That's why I yelled, "Fuck!"
-Okay, bye.
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-Here, boo.
-Thanks.
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Who's Connor?
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-Nosy.
-Yeah, I know.
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Liz's son.
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God. Of course she has a son named Connor.
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Yeah, he's home from college.
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-He's a college boy?
-College boy.
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Is he a certified hottie?
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Are you thinking about
giving him a little smooch?
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-Been there, done that.
-Really?
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-Yeah.
-What base?
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I fucked him.
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-So last base?
-Yeah, it was my idea.
241
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We were studying in Connor's room,
and Liz was making lasagna.
242
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And I was like,
243
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"Hey, do you wanna maybe lose our
virginities so we can get it over with?"
244
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:28,767
And he was like,
"Cool. Do you want me to light a candle?"
245
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:32,229
-Oh, no. Come on, Connor, not a candle.
-I know.
246
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,356
But it's whatever. I'm glad it happened.
247
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,483
-That's good. Great.
-Yeah.
248
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,653
Your mom had the sex talk with you, right?
249
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:43,532
Like, she told you stuff like, you know,
make sure you pee afterward.
250
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,367
-Stuff like that? Good.
-Yeah.
251
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,035
Mom talked to me about it all.
252
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:52,708
Like, birth control
and making sure you're emotionally ready.
253
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,460
And she also said that
if the penis is weird,
254
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-you can change your mind.
-Yes, that is true.
255
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'Cause there are a lot
of weird peepees out there.
256
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,843
Yeah, your mom was the best.
257
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:08,015
Did she tell you that,
if things are taking too long,
258
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,475
you could always end things
with a finger in the butt?
259
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,560
I'm sorry, what?
260
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,146
Is that his butt or my butt?
261
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,856
Any butt involved.
262
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:23,030
Hi. Sorry. I'm looking for Paul Rhoades.
263
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,073
So there's a waiting room
just around the corner.
264
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,825
If you flick a switch,
it'll let him know you're here.
265
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,536
I'm not a patient. He's my dad. I'm Meg.
266
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,621
Holy shit!
267
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,706
You're Connecticut Meg.
268
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,751
Hi. Wow. I'm Jimmy.
269
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Pasadena Jimmy.
270
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,921
Okay. Sure. Yeah.
271
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,631
-It's so good to finally meet you.
-You too.
272
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:44,343
Oh, my God. I've heard a ton about you.
Not really, but I would've liked to.
273
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,053
Paul's the office next door.
274
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,179
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
275
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,473
Why do you have potatoes on your table?
276
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,142
Well, Meg, your dad threw 'em at me.
277
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,895
-So you guys are close?
-Hard to say.
278
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,897
-Yeah, I understand.
-Oh, yeah.
279
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,025
There's a bite out of one of them.
280
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,401
He made me real mad,
281
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,696
and so I ate one passive
aggressively raw, like an apple.
282
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,950
Paul! Look who I found.
283
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,826
-Hi, Dad.
-Meg.
284
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,995
Got a great daughter here, Paul.
285
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,331
I'm so relieved you think so.
286
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,001
Fucking guy.
287
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,296
I'm just saying, nobody should be allowed
to leave the table
288
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,882
-unless everybody's eaten. You know?
-Agreed.
289
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,634
Full three-course meal.
Snack, snack, snack.
290
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,054
-What are you guys talking about?
-The female orgasm.
291
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,098
Well, those aren't real.
292
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,184
Thank God you laughed at that. Yeah.
293
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,521
How did you stumble into that topic?
294
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,274
I think maybe, actually,
he could handle this.
295
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,734
And maybe you should give him
a chance to be cool dad.
296
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,654
I have had such a crappy day.
297
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,615
You have no idea how badly I need
to be cool dad right now.
298
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,201
I can do it.
I'm gonna fucking nail it. Let's go.
299
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,289
Okay.
300
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,709
Okay. I was just telling Gaby about
301
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:04,423
how before Connor went to college,
we sort of slept together.
302
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,015
And you're okay of it-- with it?
303
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,516
Yeah.
304
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,977
Did you use protection?
305
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,604
Of course.
306
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,315
And did he use protection?
307
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,694
Yes. Yeah. Yes.
308
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,905
I appreciate you two telling me
about that.
309
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,449
Thanks, Cool Dad.
310
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,492
I didn't nail it.
311
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,210
I'm honestly-- I'm just glad you told him.
312
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,379
Really? Why?
313
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,006
'Cause it was either you or me.
314
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,718
Hey, Jimmy.
315
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,303
Christ, you're everywhere.
316
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,805
If only.
317
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,309
Are you okay?
318
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:00,979
Not now. Not now, Liz.
319
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,440
Well, I can see you're upset.
320
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,608
Hello?
321
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,070
-Hello over there?
-You can't help yourself, can you?
322
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,365
You gotta butt in.
323
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,367
Okay. All right. Let's do this, Liz.
324
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,577
You know how you're always
criticizing me about my parenting?
325
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,829
-Uh-huh.
-Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay.
326
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,165
Guess what I just found out?
327
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:22,917
Somebody had sex with Alice.
328
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,378
I can't tell you who
because I don't want to betray her trust,
329
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,630
but I'll let you guess.
330
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,091
It was Connor.
331
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:31,927
Oh, boy.
332
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,596
"Oh, boy." Is that all you got? "Oh, boy."
333
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,558
I don't know. It makes sense.
334
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,268
They spent so much time together.
335
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,311
-I mean--
-My head fucking hurts, Liz.
336
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,441
And lately,
every time it hurts, it's because of you.
337
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,861
Except for once, I hit my head
on the medicine cabinet. That was me.
338
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,946
The rest, you. Thank you.
339
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:53,782
Thank you for having my little daughter
over there all the time.
340
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:57,536
I appreciate it. She was vulnerable.
Your son took advantage of her!
341
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,331
-That is not fair. Connor is so not the--
-You know what? I'm not done yet.
342
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,961
Work was a shit show today too.
343
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,172
I got one patient avoiding me.
344
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:11,216
I got one who won't open up to me.
I got one who made out with me.
345
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,177
I know you're not
a mental health specialist, Liz,
346
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,261
but that's not good.
347
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,055
Normally,
I would figure this out with Paul.
348
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:20,392
But because of you,
he's only talking to me about potatoes!
349
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,643
You forgave me for that!
350
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:22,853
You're unforgiven.
351
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,231
Stay on your side of the fence, Liz.
352
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:29,193
You know what? From now on,
you're banned from my house.
353
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,569
-Banned?
-You're banned!
354
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,988
You are banned and unforgiven.
355
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,617
I have to go inside now
because I'm marching and pounding.
356
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,827
And I'm so, so mad!
357
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,163
-Jimmy.
-I am so mad, Liz.
358
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,374
Whatever you are looking for,
it's not here.
359
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,502
Liz? Liz's purpose?
360
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:49,296
Liz's purpose, are you here?
Liz's purpose?
361
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:53,634
It's not here! Go find your own purpose,
your own friends.
362
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,428
I mean, shit, Liz. Get a life!
363
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,558
Oh, g-- Great.
364
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,854
-So, how's your mom? Yeah.
-She's good.
365
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:08,440
She's bouncing around
with her guy in Europe.
366
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:11,944
-Am I gonna have to learn this one's name?
-They've been married for six years.
367
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,362
I'll just call him "buddy."
368
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:18,992
I brought you a new photo of Mason.
369
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,246
Wow.
370
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,583
-He's a handsome kid.
-Yeah. He looks like his dad.
371
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,210
No. He looks like you.
372
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,128
-That's what I was fishing for.
-Beautiful.
373
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,047
-Yeah.
-I'll take it.
374
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,384
It's been too long.
375
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,345
How about if I find some time next month,
376
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,097
then I could stay with you guys for a bit?
377
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,141
Yeah, well, that would be๏ฟฝ
378
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:46,728
that would be great.
379
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,732
But Mason's got lacrosse camp,
380
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:54,528
and Dave's mom is staying with us
until her foot heals.
381
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,655
-What's wrong with her foot?
-Nobody knows.
382
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:04,162
Hey, look, I really would like
to see more of you guys.
383
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,709
Okay. Well, we will find the time.
384
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,797
My car is almost here.
385
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,509
So, how is everything else?
Are you feeling okay?
386
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,678
Everything good healthwise?
387
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,726
Everything's great. Just great.
388
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:29,062
Good. And are you still dating
that art history professor?
389
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,565
-No.
-Oh, no! What happened?
390
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:34,610
-She sounded nice.
-She wanted me to go to Burning Man.
391
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,695
How dare she?
392
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,158
Can I--
I'm gonna clean up before I go. Okay?
393
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,993
-No. I got it. Leave it.
-Are you sure?
394
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,204
-Yeah, I'm sure. Thanks.
-Bye.
395
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,288
-Bye.
-Bye.
396
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,301
You want me to kick Jimmy's ass?
397
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,053
No, it's okay.
398
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,472
Good, I love that guy.
399
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,811
-Hey! There he is. How's it going, buddy?
-Hey, Dad.
400
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,022
-Hey, Mom.
-Hi.
401
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,444
That's a long hug.
402
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,613
I'm just so happy to see you.
403
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,615
And I'm making your favorite pasta
for dinner.
404
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,534
I was thinking
I was gonna hit the Jacuzzi,
405
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,078
and then grab some tacos with the boys
and go to Theo's.
406
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,580
Yeah, of course. Have fun.
407
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,293
-Hey, what's the new dog's name?
-That is Shit Rat.
408
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:36,630
Who's a good little Shit Rat? It's you.
409
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:38,924
Yeah. Awesome.
410
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,011
Great to see him. Needs a haircut.
411
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,189
What?
412
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,817
I've just never seen a grown man
on a trampoline before.
413
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,235
Not even at Cirque du Soleil?
414
00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,112
Knee drop.
415
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,321
Wow.
416
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,658
I'm just trying to work out
some fucking simmering rage.
417
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,411
Aight. Anything I can do to help?
418
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,080
Yeah.
419
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,293
What happened to you
when you were overseas?
420
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,546
What?
421
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,756
Look, I cannot help you
if you don't talk to me.
422
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:22,134
I'm tired of you not opening up.
423
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,260
Let's do this.
424
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,304
What happened to "no pressure"?
425
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,390
I don't know, man. Come on.
426
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,850
I just really need a win today.
427
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:30,934
What do you say?
428
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,354
Fuck you. That's what I say.
429
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,649
-Fuck me?
-I know you heard me, James. Fuck you.
430
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:38,734
You know what?
431
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,322
If I wasn't your therapist,
I'd say fuck you too!
432
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,952
I can do it. I can do it both ways.
433
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,163
Jumping. Jumping. Fuck you. Jumping.
434
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,499
Hey, Liz.
435
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,210
Hey.
436
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,879
-Hey, Gaby.
-This is cool.
437
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:00,964
So, how does this work?
438
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:04,927
The whole rock tumbling thing?
439
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,221
I go for hikes,
440
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,933
hunt for agates, bring 'em home,
rinse 'em off,
441
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:14,061
pick out the good ones,
cut them with my saw,
442
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,521
tumble them for two months,
443
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:18,106
and then I put them in glass jars
in my bathroom
444
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,400
because it looks pretty
when the light comes in.
445
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:24,029
I get it. So, like,
for you this is all just like meditating.
446
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:26,490
No. It's not like meditating.
It's like rocks.
447
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,033
What do you want?
448
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,288
I overheard Jimmy
449
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,500
ripping into you earlier,
450
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:40,295
and you didn't deserve that.
451
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:44,633
Everyone thinks I'm just a mom. I'm not.
452
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,593
I'm super cool.
453
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,887
I take photographs only on film.
454
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:51,682
People want my playlists.
455
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,600
I have tiny tattoos.
456
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,686
This one's my favorite.
It's a Belgian loafer.
457
00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:57,354
That's actually really fucking sick, Liz.
458
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,439
Thank you. And I do have friends.
459
00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:03,777
It's just that my best friend
got divorced and moved to Australia.
460
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:05,153
And we try to keep in touch,
461
00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,990
but I don't know
what fucking time it is over there.
462
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,491
-Do you?
-Yeah. No. Who cares, also?
463
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:11,368
And that's okay, 'cause I have Derek.
464
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,872
And I love Derek so much.
But he's retiring soon,
465
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:18,917
and I can only love him for, like,
an hour and 45 minutes a day.
466
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:22,629
It can't just be him following me
from room to room,
467
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:26,300
asking me stupid questions
about how things in the house work.
468
00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,802
And maybe I did get too invested in Alice.
Okay?
469
00:24:28,886 --> 00:24:31,388
Maybe I did. I just don't understand
470
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:34,892
how stepping in
and looking after a young girl,
471
00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:38,270
who no one was taking care of,
makes me the asshole.
472
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,315
Look, that's a lot. Okay?
473
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:45,611
-You wanna get fucking drunk?
-Very badly.
474
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:48,071
Gotta get this off my chest. I lied.
475
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,491
I didn't have a basketball that day.
476
00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:55,787
Thank you. I lied.
477
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,208
Doing rocks is exactly like meditating.
478
00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:02,169
-I know, honey. I know.
-Okay.
479
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:25,567
I know what you did.
480
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:32,282
I kept out all the medical power
of attorney forms.
481
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,659
Everything else is signed.
482
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:38,163
So you weren't able to tell her?
483
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:39,873
It got complicated.
484
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,251
Yeah?
485
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,462
-Don't sit down. It's over.
-Right.
486
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:52,678
Hey, I'm no therapist, but I have dealt
with this kind of an issue
487
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,263
-with a lot of my clients.
-Have you?
488
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,431
And-- May I say one thing?
489
00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:58,642
-Speak.
-Can I-- Is it o--
490
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,060
-Is it okay--
-Oh, Jesus. Sit.
491
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:01,103
Yeah, thanks. I'll be--
492
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,608
If you're worried
that she won't come through for you,
493
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,570
it's better to find out now.
494
00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:14,116
No, that's not it.
495
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:16,869
What i-- Well, what is it, then?
496
00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:19,955
-Off you go. Thanks.
-Yeah.
497
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:23,625
You know, I actually think
that this piece gonna go right-- Sorry.
498
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,503
I'm sorry, Mr. Laird.
499
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,381
We were responsible, I promise.
500
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:32,176
-That's good. That's nice to hear.
-Okay, good.
501
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:36,763
We were just studying, and it happened.
502
00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,473
Really just getting all the details.
503
00:26:38,557 --> 00:26:40,976
She's just so pretty and cool.
504
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:45,147
And really assertive. You know?
505
00:26:46,148 --> 00:26:47,191
I'm sorry.
506
00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:53,572
You didn't do anything wrong, Connor.
507
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:58,619
Just because I don't like it
so, so, so much
508
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:00,662
doesn't mean that it was wrong.
509
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:03,207
-Still, I should've asked your permission.
-No, don't do that.
510
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:04,541
Don't ever do that. No.
511
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,296
So,
512
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:15,219
she won't return my calls
or texts or really anything.
513
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,972
Would you wanna tell her
that I can't stop thinking about her?
514
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,392
Zero chance.
515
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,729
-Should I-- Okay.
-Yeah, a hundred percent.
516
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:35,447
-She kinda uses it as, like, a retreat.
-Hey, Liz?
517
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,533
Yeah?
518
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:40,786
I'm sorry. I was really out of line.
519
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:42,788
That's okay.
520
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,583
I think I just had a really bad day.
521
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:48,669
Me too.
522
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:54,132
Liz, did I ever really thank you
for everything that you did for Alice?
523
00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:56,552
And for me?
524
00:27:58,512 --> 00:27:59,346
No.
525
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,432
Thank you.
526
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,768
You're welcome.
527
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,438
That was beautiful, Jimmy.
Come drink with us.
528
00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:10,774
Come.
529
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,571
Derek and I didn't think Connor
would lose his virginity till,
530
00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:17,155
like, his mid-30s.
531
00:28:17,239 --> 00:28:19,908
Yeah, Connor definitely wasn't driving
that bus.
532
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:21,994
But you know what?
533
00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:25,205
The one you should be worried
about is Sean.
534
00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:26,540
Totally.
535
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,501
-They have an energy. I have seen it.
-Yeah.
536
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:31,378
Sean is a nice kid, okay?
537
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:34,464
-He's not like that. So--
-Yeah, but he's not the issue.
538
00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:38,510
Listen, Jimmy. You got a teenage girl.
539
00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,304
-We were those once.
-Yeah.
540
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,598
And we were horny as fuck.
541
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,474
So horny as fuck.
542
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:46,351
Think about it.
543
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:50,355
You got a beautiful Black man back there,
all that cacao skin,
544
00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,692
glistening over in the pool house?
With easy access?
545
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,277
Easy access?
546
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,321
If you have any empathy,
547
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,656
you will stop this conversation right now.
Please?
548
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,954
-You know, I had a Sean once.
-Motherfucker.
549
00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:07,080
His name was Allen.
550
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,208
He was my dad's paralegal.
551
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:13,212
And I gave him a really powerful hand job
at the family brunch.
552
00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:14,505
Under or over the pants?
553
00:29:14,588 --> 00:29:15,797
Both.
554
00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:17,424
And I used pancake butter.
555
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:19,676
It was amazing.
556
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,845
My Sean's name was Billy Worth.
557
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,056
-Was it?
-He worked in a yogurt shop.
558
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:28,060
And my mom found so many
rainbow-colored sprinkles in my panties
559
00:29:28,143 --> 00:29:30,479
that she thought
I was banging a leprechaun.
560
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:32,064
Okay. You're wrong.
561
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:36,109
You're both wrong. I'll tell you why.
One, you're both perverts, both of you.
562
00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:38,195
Two, I'm taking this glass.
I'll bring it back.
563
00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:40,113
Three, no one wants a powerful hand job.
564
00:29:40,197 --> 00:29:42,574
Four, I'm canceling any future brunches.
565
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,285
-Number five, Sean is not beautiful.
-He is.
566
00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:46,828
Number six, fuck you.
567
00:29:46,912 --> 00:29:49,748
Jimmy! Teenage girls be fucking!
568
00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:51,416
They fuck.
569
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:57,756
Babe, Connor got laid.
570
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,508
Derek, don't be crude.
571
00:30:00,551 --> 00:30:02,427
Okay. Have you seen the scissors?
572
00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:05,222
Did you look in the drawer
where we always keep them?
573
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:07,015
Great idea.
574
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:12,729
You know,
my ex was addicted to painkillers.
575
00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:15,274
That's way worse.
576
00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:28,036
Hey. I need a little guy energy.
577
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,956
-You watching the game?
-3-2 Dodgers.
578
00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,875
-Grab a seat.
-Thanks.
579
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:41,300
Here's the ninth hitter. Brunson stops.
580
00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:43,385
Hey, about earlier๏ฟฝ
581
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:46,805
Look, I know it must be frustrating
when I don't--
582
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:50,517
No, I made it about me.
583
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,395
That was some weak shit.
584
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,023
You know why I like living here?
585
00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:58,650
When I was staying at my parents' crib,
586
00:30:58,734 --> 00:31:01,904
they made me feel guilty
for not getting better.
587
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:04,615
-I never got that here.
-Until today.
588
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,867
I fucked that up. I'm sorry.
589
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,078
You have a good night.
590
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,834
This game's going into extras,
in case you wanna stay.
591
00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:56,083
Sean, you up?
592
00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:00,879
God, you're beautiful.
593
00:32:03,879 --> 00:32:07,879
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