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What the hell is that?

I told you that you couldn't read from the book just like that.

I was trying to help, Esteban.

You were trying to do things your way, as usual.

Do you think it would be a good idea to use my martial arts against him?

No!

Jon�s, what are you doing?

I'm trying to stop him using the power of my mind.

Is it working?

No, it's not working. It's not working.

Okay, wait here. Don't try to stop me.

-No, don�t you-- -Where are you going?

Oh! Hey!

Run!

-Hurry up! - Jon�s, the door!

-I'm coming, I'm coming! -Get out, get out!

-What are we going to do? -Esteban, you are the expert.

Use the magic of the book to get rid of that monster.

You mean the book that was left down there with that monster?

How could you leave the book?

I don't know Octavio! I was trying to save my life because of you!

Please, this is not the time.

We must think of something before he escapes.

-Let's get out of here! -Yes, let's go.

-Open up! Open up! -Where's the key?

Stop making me more nervous!

No, no. Here he comes.

We're doomed. We're doomed.

Silence!

Sorry.

It's always hard for me to adjust the language when I cross the border.

You guys summoned me because you want me to help you with something?

I come in peace. Love.

No? You don�t speak English?? No? No.

No, I guess you don't. No English at all.

Well, isn't anyone going to offer me a cup of tea?

THE SALVADORS

�THE RETURN OF THE SALVADORS� PART 2

Thanks a lot.

Um--

Ah, my apologies, sir, for the terrible blow I dealt to you.

It's okay.

Fine. Let's formally introduce ourselves.

You are--

Uh, we're the Salvadors.

We own this store,

Unusual Things, Antiques, Magic and More,

where you can find from the most exotic--

-Octavio, this is not the time. -Of course.

The Salvadors.

Yes. Yes, that's us.

-That�s right. -And you? Who are you?

What are you? Where are you from?

I am a demon, and my name is...

Humberto?

Oh yeah. That's how it might sound in your language. Yes, exactly.

And where I'm from, it's a little more complex than that.

I have lived many lives. In many places.

We demons are from everywhere and from nowhere at the same time.

You could say I'm from where I'm standing.

Okay.

Humberto the Devil.

We summoned you because we're having some problems with the store.

It's basically falling apart,

and we thought you could selflessly help us

with a magical makeover of the place.

Help you guys with the remodel? Of course.

Selflessly? Not a chance.

Well, what do you... want?

Um, do we have to make some kind of trade,

uh, some kind of pact, give you our souls or--

-Pass! -Pass!

-Pass! Esteban? -Me?

No, no, no. No souls or pacts.

No, that's an old business model and it's useless to me.

What I like is to live well.

I don't like to live worried. Do you follow me?

So how about a cut of the store's profits

after the remodel?

Ten percent monthly.

Five, and I'm not giving you another dime.

-Okay, five. -Three.

Okay, five.

Oh, one more thing.

I want the dog. For dinner.

Thank you very much for the offer, Mr. Demon,

but we're going to have to pass.

Rogelio, can you please show the monster the way out?

-What? -Oh, no, no. Um, Graciela.

Wait a minute.

He wants to eat him!

Yes, I promise that nothing will happen to him.

Uh, we agree to the money.

The dog... we can negotiate it later.

Perfect. We have a deal, then.

Great.

Octavio, I just had an idea in case this doesn't work.

Why wouldn't it work?

I don�t know.

Making deals with demons doesn't seem very trustworthy.

Also, it's always good to have a plan B.

Trust me. I'll be right back.

All right, so let's take a look at the place.

Mmh-hmm.

Of course.

All right.

Your store is in terrible condition.

Yes.

What�s your budget for all this?

-Budget? -Yes, of course.

For the materials.

What materials? Just use your magic.

Ha! Octavio, that's not how things work.

If it were that easy, why would there be wars?

-I... -Yes?

don't know.

Why would world hunger exist?

Well, I don't have an answer.

Why are we as individuals in the constant search for happiness,

filling our existential voids with banalities?

I like your way of thinking.

I didn't know that demons asked such deep and philosophical questions.

Mmh-hmm, Octavio,

don't be fooled by my horns and demonic appearance.

We're more alike than you think.

Okay... but,

what's the difference between having you summoned

and hiring a human professional to do the job?

Ha!

I challenge you to find a human professional

who will do the same job for you as me.

Impossible. Impossible.

-Oh, and one more thing. -What?

For the part of the roof that's falling down,

you're going to have to hire a human professional.

I don't do construction work, you know?

Pfft. Unbelievable.

Look, so you guys don't think I'm ripping you off,

I'm going to use my magic for some fixes.

But just that. That's all.

Don't worry, I've got it all figured out.

Rogelio.

What's going on?

I asked my buddies from the gym for backup.

I told you, it's always good to have a plan B.

Oh, um, Chucho, this is my brother Octavio.

What's up?

We have everything you need here, My Roger's little brother!

You don't have to worry.

Wow. Well... thank you,

but where did they get the money to buy all this?

No, we didn't have to pay anything.

Chucho owns a hardware store,

and when I explained our situation to him, he was willing to help.

-With great pleasure. -So sweet.

Yes, right?

You have very good friends, huh, Rogelio?

I know.

Wow.

-Um... er-- -Um... it's a costume.

-Part of the attraction of the store. -Exactly. Yes.

Relax, we know how to recognize a demon.

Yes, one of them trained our friend Luigi for the National Championship.

And he won.

Uh, well, um, we have everything we need. Shall we start?

Gladly!

Guys, this is what we're going to do:

I give directions, you work.

We're going to make this place look better than new. Are you with me?

-Let's do it. - Let's get to work, yes!

Hmm.

Oh, what time is it?

Time to execute the next step in the plan.

What plan?

The one I devised while you guys were sleeping.

Oh.

Get up, hey!

Think, Salvadors.

Now that the store is ready to get back in the game, tell me,

what else is needed?

Um, what can it be?

I know. Uh... customers.

New customers.

With money. Lots of money.

Exactly, shark!

And there's no better way to attract new customers

than to throw a grand reopening party.

-Yes, of course. -No, no, no! Wait! Wait!

So where are we going to get new customers?

Um, we could hand out flyers to promote the party

and get people to come.

Oh, I'm going to need a new suit.

Speaking of which, I have a present for you.

A much, much needed makeover.

I'll be right back.

Perfectly designed outfits for each of you.

And not just for today,

but so that you have a choice for much longer.

-Hey, thanks! -Wow!

No, man, don�t thank me.

The truth is that I couldn't let you keep dressing like that.

It�s too many changes to assimilate so quickly.

We have been wearing used clothes of our parents and grandparents,

a change is very good for us.

And I also thought you might offer services this afternoon.

What kind of services?

Well, this is a magic shop, right? Magical services.

Spiritual cleansing, tarot reading, all sorts of things.

But we don't know how to do any of that.

I know how to do a couple of things, huh?

Perfect, it's done.

Anyways, it�s just to draw attention at the party.

The truth is that most of the time,

all this fortune-telling stuff is neither accurate nor reliable.

Oh, the divine plan always wins over everything.

But don't you come from--

Octavio, do you really want to get into a theological discussion now?

We have to save your store and we're running out of time.

There's no time.

Who votes to have a reopening party this afternoon?

-Me. -Me.

-Me. -Me. Me.

It's going to be a great party.

Hmm, well this corner looks good, right?

Hey, what do you think of the flyers I designed?

Rogelio, they are a work of art.

Well, they are what they are.

Now we have to see who we can invite.

Focus on choosing people who look interesting.

Wealthy. Hmm?

Hello, good morning.

We want to invite you to the reopening party of our store--

Sir!

This is going to be harder than I thought.

Right.

And... the clothes that Humberto chose for us are not bad at all, like...

he knew how to capture my style very well.

I think we shouldn't have taken down the closure signs.

Oh, it's fine.

When the inspector sees all the changes we've made to the store,

she won't mind.

We should give her something for free to make a good impression.

Some kind of discount or something.

Oh. Oh.

Good morning, Octavio.

Vladimir, Susana. Hi.

And who are you, little one?

Who are you calling little one, little one?

This is Mateito Quiroga... uh, sorry...

Mateo Quiroga.

Son of our father's second marriage, after--

Family matters. None of your business.

Oh, okay.

Well, I see you're just as nice as your siblings, huh?

All right, so what brings you here?

Excuse me?

What are you doing, what does this mean, Octavio?

Oh! Well... Well, we're going to...

reopen the store.

Yes, I know, sorry. Sorry.

I should have told you guys,

but a lot has happened, and I forgot.

I completely forgot. Uh, but--

You just make excuses, huh?!

Stop the excuses. I hate excuses.

No, no, they're not excuses.

It's just... my siblings and I discussed it and...

we decided to give the store another chance and... well--

You didn't understand, little guy.

I told you that we are people with little tolerance.

If I were you, I would be very careful.

Oh. Octavio, Octavio.

I really wish you'd made things easier for us.

Excuse us.

See you soon, Salvadors.

What was that?

I don't know.

No, no, I don't know. The truth is that...

people say that we are strange,

but they are very strange.

And they didn't have the decency to compliment us on the makeover.

I know.

I think we should keep an eye on them.

-Hey look! Hey! -What do you think, huh?

-Not bad. -Huh?

But we're going to need something that catches the eye.

For the people passing by, you know?

What?

I just thought of something.

Come in, come in, welcome to the reopening.

Enjoy the discounts, enjoy... special offers.

No. No, no, more excited.

Like... like dancing.

Make it look like you enjoy it.

I�m not doing that.

-Really? -No.

You owe us, for not fixing the roof. So--

Chan, chaca-chan, chaca-chan

Like this. This is good.

Chan chan chan

What a cute costume! A picture?

-Yes? -Yes. Yeah, right. Yes, take it.

Thanks a lot.

-Welcome. -Good.

Oh, thank you. Oh, you�re cute. Cutie!

-Thanks. -Come in, come in. Welcome.

-Come in, come in. -Enjoy.

See, huh?

Chan, chaca-chan, chaca-chan

Come on!

-Humberto. -Huh?

Chan, chaca-chan, chaca-chan

Do it, do it.

Come in, come in!

This is an original piece.

Unique. Gold plated.

Sevillian for sure.

And it costs... five thousand pesos. Plus VAT.

Very expensive.

-Okay. -I'll keep looking around, thanks.

Fine.

Hey, how's everything going?

Good. But...

our brothers invited very strange people.

Yes.

I know what you're thinking,

but they were the only ones who accepted the invitation.

It turns out that they live in a nursing home,

but today they were on a field trip and they were excited to come,

I don't know why.

It's something.

And, well, at least the idea of offering services is working.

Well, yes.

I'll go there to tell that man his fortune.

Excuse me.

Huh?

The inspector.

Inspector Zamora, good evening.

Welcome to our new, improved, and wonderful store.

Thank you.

You took down the closure sign and that's a criminal offense.

Right! Yeah. Yes, we know that perfectly well,

but we wanted to surprise you

when you saw all the improvements we made to the store.

Hmm. Enough, thanks.

Inspector...

after your visit, I realized that...

I was doing things wrong.

Because I was doing everything the way I wanted, without...

without listening to the opinion of others.

I was selfish.

I realize now,

but adversity...

brought my siblings and I back together as a family, and...

move forward.

And all of this...

all of this is thanks to you, Inspector.

Thanks to you and the government of Mexico City!

You brought my family back!

And now nothing and no one is going to keep us away ever again!

Mr. Salvador, I'll go in to check the place

and make sure that all safety regulations are being followed.

I don't have much time.

Sure, Inspector Zamora.

Please come this way.

We have a complimentary basket for you that you will love.

You can take it home.

I promise you will find everything in perfect order!

UNUSUAL THINGS, ANTIQUES, MAGIC AND MORE!

-The guy I told his fortune to-- -And there was this lady--

Guys!

Guys...

problem solved.

Our store meets all the requirements

to continue operating officially.

Hell yes! Yes!

Except for the roof,

which the inspector didn't even notice,

so that's a problem for another day.

You did a great job, Salvadors.

Congratulations.

Well, it's time to go.

So, I wanted to say goodbye and collect my share.

Oh, yes. Sure.

If the business picks up with all this,

you can come by the end of the month for your three percent.

Five.

Yeah. Right. Five.

Oh, and I also meant...

the doggy.

Octavio, you said that Carlitos was not in danger.

No. No, no, relax. Nothing will happen to him.

Esteban, can you come for a second, please?

What's the matter?

Get rid of him before he eats Carlitos and everything is ruined.

Did you tell Humberto that he could eat Carlitos?

Do what I say without so many questions, Esteban, please.

What's going on?

It's nothing, why?

You�re not trying to trick me, are you, Salvadors?

No, we would never do something like that to you.

Esteban.

Please, can we negotiate something else?

Control your anger, please.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for a spell to get rid of Humberto,

because Octavio messed it up again.

Esteban!

What-- Yes, I'm on it.

Should we do something?

Quickly, Esteban! He's getting paler than usual.

I found it!

You were right, we are...

more alike than I thought.

Esteban! Esteban! Is this it?

I hope so.

Octavio, do it! Octavio!

Diabolus, convertere in homines!

What happened?

No, no, no. What did you do to me?

No! No, no!

You turned me-- You turned me into a human!

After everything I did for you,

you turned me into--

Into a disgusting and pathetic human?

Skinny and--

Wait a minute.

This is me?

It's me?

Not bad, huh?

Salvadors,

you just broke the pact that we solemnly made together.

I want you to know that you have just made the worst enemy

you could ever imagine.

I will find a way to reverse what you did to me,

and I will return.

Not only for the dog. No.

But for each one of you too.

Hey, that was close, guys. But we did it.

Did we, Octavio?

You put Carlitos' life in danger.

And if that demon comes back, he's going to eat him!

And he'll make me watch while he does it.

Aha! And then he's going to eat all of us too.

That�s true, Octavio!

Because of your stupidities, now we got ourselves a supernatural enemy.

Yes! A supernatural enemy with demonic powers.

Uh... very, very bad, Octavio.

You went too far. Very, very bad.

In addition, we have the threats of the Quirogas upon us.

Who hate us, for some reason.

-Wha-- Threats? -Mmh-hmm.

Hey, hey,

I was just trying to get this problem off our backs.

Of course, to get us into a lot of other trouble--

-You love to get us in trouble! -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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