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[upbeat music]
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Okay.
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What do you think of the dog
bed I made you, Churro?
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Try to contain your enthusiasm.
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Mayan, don't move.
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What are you doing?
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Face ID.
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Wait, is that my phone?
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I need to leave a review
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about the gas station potatoes,
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and my phone is banned
from Yelp.
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Hey, buddy.
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Oh, how was your playdate?
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Oh!
So much fun!
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Until Aiden's mom scolded me
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for splashing too much
in the pool.
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Yeah, grown-ups suck.
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[whispered]
Can you take me next time?
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Daddy has no chill.
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What's that, Gordo?
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Oh, it's for Farm Camp.
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I'm not sure what it is,
but Aiden's going,
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so I'm gonna need you
to make this happen for me.
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Farm Camp?
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You're gonna
spend a bunch of money
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so Chance can do migrant labor?
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No George,
it's a program where kids learn
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how to harvest vegetables,
bale hay, and milk real cows.
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This is my Vegas.
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Oof, this is expensive.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
I don't think we can afford it.
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It's fine, Mommy.
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I guess I'll just live
my best life in my next life.
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Don't worry, Gordo.
You're not missing much.
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When I was your age,
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my grandfather sent me
to pick tomatoes.
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And when I got back,
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I was the only seven-year-old
in my class with wrinkles.
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You've looked like that
since you were seven?
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Forget Farm Camp.
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We need to send this kid
to a military camp.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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♪ ♪
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I wish I could send Chance
to Farm Camp,
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but it's so expensive.
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{\an8}If he wants
to milk something,
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{\an8}there's a hamster in the back
with engorged nipples.
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{\an8}The party's here.
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{\an8}Oh, the party never stops
at NeLa Animal Hospital.
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{\an8}In fact, this afternoon,
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{\an8}I gotta circumcise a cat.
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{\an8}L'chaim!
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{\an8}Ooh, that dog bed is so cute.
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{\an8}Oh, thanks, Jana.
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{\an8}I sewed it myself
out of a serape.
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{\an8}The stripey poncho
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{\an8}Clint Eastwood wears
in cowboy movies.
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{\an8}[gasps]
Ooh, Clint Eastwood.
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{\an8}That man just gets sexier
with age.
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{\an8}I wish he'd make my day.
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{\an8}How much?
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{\an8}Oh, that's flattering,
but it's not for sale.
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{\an8}[laughs] Baby girl,
everything's for sale.
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{\an8}That's true.
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{\an8}This place used to be
an orphanage
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{\an8}before I bought it,
kicked 'em out,
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{\an8}and made it an animal hospital.
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{\an8}I don't want just this bed.
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{\an8}I want all the beds
that you can make
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{\an8}so I can sell them at
my boutique, Everly & Sunshine,
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{\an8}named after my two favorite stepmoms.
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{\an8}The other six were bitches.
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{\an8}Oh, no, I couldn't--
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{\an8}wow.
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{\an8}Okay, for this much,
you can have my bed--
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{\an8}with me in it.
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{\an8}And me.
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{\an8}You got yourself a deal.
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{\an8}Oh, and I just thought
of a name for them--
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{\an8}Siesta Fiesta.
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{\an8}Ah, yes.
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{\an8}I did that once in Puerto Rico
with a man named Esteban.
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{\an8}Anyway, business besties!
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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{\an8}I heard you were
cooking dinner.
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{\an8}Yeah. I think
you'll be quite impressed.
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{\an8}Ba-bap-bap-bap,
bap, bap, bap, bap!
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{\an8}We do not cook with that
in this house.
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{\an8}With what, flavor?
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{\an8}No, it's not that.
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{\an8}You can't use anything
from La Jolla Foods anymore.
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{\an8}What do you mean?
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{\an8}I use their products
in all of my recipes--
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{\an8}and my skincare routine.
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{\an8}Yes, well,
the CEO of La Jolla made
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{\an8}some very anti-Latinx
statements.
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{\an8}[gasps]
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{\an8}How can someone insult
18 different ethnicities
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{\an8}with one sentence?
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Oh, I can't support a company
with such hateful views
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against Cubans and Dominicans!
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And the other 16 groups.
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Oy, this is terrible.
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Without their seasonings,
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how am I supposed
to tolerate your cooking?
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How is it that your food
tastes blonde?
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Do you mean bland?
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I do not.
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♪ ♪
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Why is Churro
on a old T-shirt?
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Did she have puppies?
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I thought she was too old.
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Good for you, vieja cochina.
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You know how I always have
all these side hustles?
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I came up with a cool DIY idea.
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Mayan, it's pronounced DUI,
and it's not cool.
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No, I'm entering a business
partnership with that rich lady
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from the vet
I'm always telling you about.
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The lady that tried
to give her Chihuahua lipo?
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Yes,
and I've been up all night
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making my Siesta Fiestas
to sell at her fancy boutique.
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- She already bought Churro's.
- Hm.
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No camp for me,
no bed for Churro.
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It's a bad day to be a Lopez!
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Oh, not true, buddy,
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'cause Mama Lopez
is making big money now.
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Churro's getting a water bed!
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And you're going to Farm Camp!
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Yes, Mommy! You're back
in my top five family members.
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I'm gonna assume
that I'm number one.
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[cell phone dings]
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Ooh, the product's up
on the store's website.
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Wait.
"Everly & Sunshine presents
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Clint Eastwood's
Pooch Pillows"?
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"Perfect for your pet,
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whether they're Dirty
or Harry."
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Congratulations.
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No, this is bad.
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Jana gave Siesta Fiesta
a whitewashed name
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and then took all the credit.
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Well, actually it sounds like
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Clint Eastwood took
all the credit.
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And rightfully so, Mayan.
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Like me, that man
gets sexier with age.
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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I need to back out
of this deal.
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It's cultural appropriation.
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Wait, is that when you use
someone else's picture
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on a dating app?
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Because come on, Jimmy Smits
and I are practically twins.
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No, it's when someone
like Jana takes credit
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for dog beds made
by a Mexican American woman
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with serapes from Mexico.
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Who cares
if it make you money?
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You think Papa John is Italian?
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What is he?
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Rich!
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Forget about your culture,
and appropriate her money...
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[as Oprah]
Right into your bank account!
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♪ ♪
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I was just a little surprised
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to see that you took my name
off my beds.
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I get it.
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You want to be associated
with me,
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a cultural tastemaker
and fashion icon.
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According to Vogue.
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The magazine?
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No.
Vogue Malinkovich,
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the lady who tattoos
my eyebrows.
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I'm sorry, but this is the way
I run my business.
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I put my label on everything
that comes in the store.
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But I'm the one
who's making the beds.
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Well, when you buy
a pair of sneakers,
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they say "Adidas,"
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not the name of the kid
who sewed them.
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Okay, apart from the issue
of child labor,
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which I hope we can both
agree is bad,
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you're exploiting
Mexican culture for profit.
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And you're charging $300?
I mean, I couldn't afford one.
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The people whose culture
you're capitalizing on
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can't even purchase these beds.
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You don't think
there are any Latinx people
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who can afford $300?
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Wow, Mayan.
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[mouths words]
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♪ ♪
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Thank you for doing this
with me, Quinten.
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I couldn't bear to throw away
all my La Jolla products alone.
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Would you like
to say a few words?
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[dramatically]
La Jolla...
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you have made me a better cook,
a better mother,
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and a better lover.
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How?
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Mind your business.
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[clears throat]
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Goodbye, old friends.
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Ay!
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Oh.
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I am very proud of you
for taking this step.
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I know.
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I'm so strong.
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La Jolla adobo seasoning?
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I'm weak!
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I can't live without
this delicious hate salt!
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Okay, I knew that this would
be hard for you,
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which is why I went
to the mercado,
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and I bought us some spices
so we can make our very own...
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love salt.
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Mutual respect salt.
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Salt.
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It's a complex
flavor profile.
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No one knows
what the ingredients are.
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Oh.
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Trust me, we are gonna
figure this out together.
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La Reina, meet...
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La Rachel Ray.
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♪ ♪
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So I told Jana that
our Siesta Fiesta deal is off.
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She can take her Everly
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and stick it
where the sun don't shine.
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You better be careful,
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or that wordplay is gonna
turn into foreplay.
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[chuckles]
Ooh, now I'm turning myself on.
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Turn off sexy Quinten
and turn on supportive Quinten.
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I am sorry.
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I know you were excited
about this opportunity.
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I just feel bad that we can't
send Chance to Farm Camp.
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He was so excited to go,
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and now I feel like
I've let him down.
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No, no, not at all.
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Hey, you are teaching him
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how to stand up
for what you believe in.
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And besides, he's a kid.
He's probably already over it.
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I will never get over it!
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I was so ready to make
Farm Camp my whole personality.
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It'll be okay.
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Hey, if you want to shovel
poop, I've got good news.
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Churro found
my gas station potatoes.
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That's not the same.
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Mm. You really wanted to go
to that camp, didn't you?
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Yeah.
And now my squash dreams
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have been squashed.
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Good night, sir.
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♪ ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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Hi!
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Jana,
what are you doing here?
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I owe you an apology.
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I've come to my senses.
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And I now see your point
about appropriation.
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Oh.
Okay.
254
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:28,104
So you're here
to make things right?
255
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,397
Yes.
256
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,649
I've decided to launch
a new line of dog beds.
257
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,903
And this time, no one can
accuse me of appropriation
258
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,613
because I'm giving full credit
259
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,074
to the person who best
represents the culture.
260
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,451
Aw, that means a lot
to me, Jana.
261
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,869
Ew.
Not you.
262
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,958
Hey, business bestie!
263
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,960
♪ ♪
264
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,132
Uh, Mayan, uh, Jana and I
have business to attend to,
265
00:11:56,132 --> 00:12:00,512
so if you would kindly
leave my office.
266
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,930
This is not your office.
267
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,224
This is my house,
which you live in rent-free
268
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,309
because you don't
have your own.
269
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,814
I'm gonna just leave
the contract right here.
270
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,399
Gracias.
271
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:18,238
[sighs] I don't understand.
Why would she partner with you?
272
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,281
Mayan, I don't know
if you're aware of this,
273
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,325
but you're only 50% Mexican
274
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:27,455
and we need 100% Mexican
to make 200% profit.
275
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,832
That's business...
276
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,625
[exaggerated Latino accent]
101.
277
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,837
How could you do this?
278
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,213
I could say
the same thing to you,
279
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,840
throwing away good money
because of your principles.
280
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,010
Ta loca. I thought
I raised you better than that.
281
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,928
Mom raised me,
and she taught me
282
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,598
that respecting our culture is
more important that fast cash.
283
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,850
What's the problem?
284
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,184
Jana said she would
share credit
285
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,269
and look after our culture,
286
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,687
and now Chance can go
to Farm Camp
287
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,648
and undo all the work
that Cesar Chavez fought for!
288
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,235
But you went behind my back.
289
00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,530
Mayan, Jana's gonna make
those beds with or without us.
290
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,491
This was, at least
we make some money from it.
291
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,492
It just feels wrong,
292
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,870
and do you even know
how to sew?
293
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,413
I don't have to know
how to sew.
294
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:17,172
Handmade by real Mexicans.
295
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,214
Well, technically,
I'm adopted,
296
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,008
so I don't really know.
297
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,551
No one cares!
298
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,428
You've been two beds behind
all day.
299
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,929
Get back to work.
300
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,389
Can I use the restroom?
301
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,600
Again?
302
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,144
You went yesterday.
303
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,562
Listen, if I let you go,
304
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,439
then they're all gonna
want to go.
305
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,400
This isn't right.
306
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,860
You're right.
They're going too slow.
307
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,154
Come on, vámonos.
Faster!
308
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,198
[upbeat saxophone music]
309
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,241
Okay, this is mixture 34.
310
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,118
And keep in mind,
I lost all sense of taste
311
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,454
because mixture 21
burned a layer off my tongue.
312
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,041
Mmm.
This one is close.
313
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,418
It just needs a dash
of cayenne.
314
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,423
Ooh.
315
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,967
- This makes my fingers tingle.
- [laughs]
316
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,682
[gasps]
Ohh, that's it.
317
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,434
That's the one!
318
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,687
Yeah.
319
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,979
That's the one.
Milk me.
320
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,023
[panting]
321
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,862
Ah!
We did it.
322
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,531
Azúcar!
323
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,200
[Celia Cruz's "La Vida Es
Un Carnaval" plays on phone]
324
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,119
Oh, you just
got that queued up?
325
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,995
Ah!
All Cubans do.
326
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,205
[laughs]
327
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,624
♪ ♪
328
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,919
Uh, uh, uh, uh, ah, ah.
329
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,546
♪ ♪
330
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,298
Aw!
331
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,677
This was really fun, Quinten.
332
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:49,097
[sighs]
Well, I guess we're done here.
333
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,016
Yeah.
Guess so.
334
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,019
I guess I'll go back
to my kitchen
335
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,397
and cook flavorful meals
for one.
336
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,650
Well, actually two.
I forgot God.
337
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,112
And I will go back to making
"blonde" meals for four.
338
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,822
Actually, five.
339
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,366
George has a second dinner
at 3:00 a.m.
340
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,494
Well, just like La Jolla,
341
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:15,540
all good things...
must come to an end.
342
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,836
[sniffles] Ah!
343
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,714
I think I'm having a delayed
reaction to the onions.
344
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,093
[strained]
I thought I was the only one.
345
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,137
♪ ♪
346
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,724
[factory whistle blows]
347
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:36,853
That's five minutes.
Your lunch break is over.
348
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,396
[doorbell rings]
349
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:44,361
Hola, mama-citos.
350
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,113
I just came by to drop off
this bed for Churro
351
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,157
and to give you
your first check.
352
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,868
I think you'll be very happy
with the number.
353
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,871
Ooh. You need to make this
out to my business name--
354
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,414
Cash.
[chuckles]
355
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,418
Damn, we're rich!
356
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,215
Well, I don't usually
do small talk
357
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,092
with my employees, so...
358
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,642
My bank is gonna accuse me
of check fraud,
359
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,479
but this time,
they're gonna be wrong.
360
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,690
Hey, Grandpa, are we poor?
361
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,316
No, Gordo.
Why would you ask that?
362
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,444
Aiden's mom bought a dog bed,
and that's what the tag says.
363
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:29,114
Now everyone at school
is talking about it.
364
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:33,952
"With every purchase, you
help an unhoused Mexican man
365
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:38,790
"and his family break
the cycle of poverty.
366
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:42,627
When your dog sleeps well,
so do they."
367
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:48,466
Whoa, I feel bad
for that unhoused Mexican man.
368
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,261
Does it say if we can donate
to help him?
369
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,347
She's talking about me, fool!
370
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,307
She even used my picture.
371
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,062
I was doing my laundry.
372
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,149
I don't usually
wear a trash bag.
373
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:08,445
The school is even organizing
a food drive for our family.
374
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,988
What?
Are you serious?
375
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:15,201
Yeah. Aiden felt so bad,
he gave me a sandwich at lunch.
376
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,996
At least you got a sandwich.
377
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,456
♪ ♪
378
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,378
I got your text.
What's the emergency?
379
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,464
The company that makes
the condensed milk
380
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,591
you use for flan
committed tax fraud,
381
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:34,179
so we are going
to have to test out
382
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:37,140
all of these.
383
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,892
Oh.
384
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,186
Yes.
385
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,271
That's terrible!
386
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,982
And I heard that the olives
that I use for my ropa vieja
387
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:50,487
are unethically sourced
and the head of marketing...
388
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,490
is a murderer.
389
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,909
Oh, we have a lot of work
ahead of us, Rosie.
390
00:17:55,909 --> 00:18:00,914
We are gonna have to figure out
how to remake everything.
391
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,874
I bet that bitch
Betty Crocker
392
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,960
has some skeletons
in her closet.
393
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:14,302
Hello, Father.
394
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,012
How's business with Jana?
395
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:20,767
Are you expanding
into blood diamonds next?
396
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,061
I gave Jana her money back, Mayan.
397
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,145
You did?
398
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,481
Yep.
You were right about her.
399
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,316
She exploited me.
400
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,569
And not in the hot way.
401
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,363
Yeah, I saw the tag.
402
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,491
She made you seem broke and
homeless just to make a buck.
403
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,284
It was total trauma porn.
404
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:42,455
I finally found a porn
I don't like.
405
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,707
I mean, we worked too hard
406
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:44,916
to get to where we are
as a family,
407
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,960
and I don't want anybody
thinking that Chance
408
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,796
or anybody in this family
is a charity case.
409
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,798
I'm sorry I didn't listen
to you, Mayan.
410
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,634
And for stealing my idea
and going behind my back?
411
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,971
Whatever helps you sleep
at night.
412
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,806
I mean, I just didn't
want Chance to miss out
413
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,517
on going to camp like I did
because of money.
414
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,519
I asked my grandma
if I could go to Space Camp.
415
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,062
She took the bed out
of my room and she goes,
416
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,065
"There. Now you got
all the space you need."
417
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,945
I know
your intentions were good,
418
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:17,824
and I'm proud of you
for doing the right thing.
419
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,576
How did Momo take it
when you had to lay him off?
420
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,495
Oh, great.
I haven't told him.
421
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,788
He's still in the truck?
422
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,498
Mayan, I've been
dealing with a lot!
423
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,834
I'll tell him tomorrow!
424
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,795
- [George sighs]
- Our charity food's here.
425
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,797
I thought
I would be embarrassed,
426
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,008
but...
427
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,843
cookies!
428
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:42,432
Nope.
Those are La Jolla.
429
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:47,896
We are way too poor
to be this picky.
430
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,691
[knock at door]
431
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,538
We're on strike.
432
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,374
You treat your workers unfairly,
433
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,667
and we're not gonna
take it anymore.
434
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,752
No se puede.
435
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,630
You're absolutely right.
436
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,257
That's why I'm dissolving
this unethical company.
437
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,592
Congratulations, babosos.
You win.
438
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,052
Viva la raza!
439
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:29,604
♪ ♪
440
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,982
[rooster crows]
441
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,150
Okay, Gordo,
442
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,860
since you couldn't go
to real Farm Camp,
443
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,781
I give you... La Vaca Flaca!
444
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:48,248
Honestly, I'm fine
with the store-bought milk.
445
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,416
Well, I'm not.
446
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,750
So put your hands
on those chichis,
447
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,961
and let's get to squeezing.
448
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:01,011
{\an8}[spraying sounds]
449
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,889
{\an8}What the heck, man?
450
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,434
{\an8}I thought you wanted
the full experience.
451
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,685
{\an8}[country accent]
Come on and hurry up now.
452
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,646
{\an8}I caught a possum we need
to delouse by sunup!
453
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,108
{\an8}Come on, partner,
let's do-si-do then!
454
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,360
{\an8}Come on, now.
Come on and dance.
455
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,988
{\an8}[imitating country music]
456
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,073
{\an8}♪ Swing your grandpa
'round and 'round ♪
457
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,659
{\an8}♪ Come on, let's do it
without a frown ♪
458
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,997
{\an8}♪ ♪
459
00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:33,597
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