Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,072
Doc! Help! Doc!
2
00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,214
It stopped bleeding.
It stopped bleeding.
3
00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:31,968
That's because your blood is freezing
as it's hitting the air.
4
00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:34,679
Here. Apply pressure on it.
5
00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,264
I think my leg is frozen.
6
00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:39,850
That's the least of your problems.
The blade severed your femoral artery.
7
00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,029
Am I going to lose my leg?
8
00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,406
Frostbite's not too bad.
9
00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:56,534
But I've got to fix your artery now.
This is going to hurt.
10
00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,018
Are you going to put that in me?
11
00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,795
Glue's the best way to repair your
artery at this temperature.
12
00:02:10,423 --> 00:02:11,632
It looks okay.
13
00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,968
Here. Tear off some pieces.
I have to check your foot.
14
00:02:20,725 --> 00:02:23,894
Blood flow looks good.
Your leg should be okay.
15
00:02:24,854 --> 00:02:26,355
I thought I was done.
16
00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,358
Yeah, like I'd let
anything happen to you.
17
00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,403
You're the only one
who could fix the generators.
18
00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,740
Okay. One, two...
19
00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,536
Cate. Cate, are you okay?
Are you okay?
20
00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,165
Hey.
21
00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,757
I need help.
22
00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:54,842
Who am I supposed to get?
23
00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:47,812
Why do I even
give you an office?
24
00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:50,481
New case. Psych department
asked for you personally.
25
00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:51,766
The patient's a crazy person?
26
00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:53,234
You're a crazy person.
27
00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:54,652
The patient's a psychiatrist.
28
00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,654
There's something wrong
with coma guy's cable.
29
00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,240
He seems fine with it.
30
00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:02,368
Your patient is an adjunct faculty
member here, but currently...
31
00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:09,542
The budget committee voted to charge
for cable in the patient rooms.
32
00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:12,211
Slippery slope.
33
00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:15,005
Today, we withhold porn.
Tomorrow, it's clean bandages.
34
00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:17,508
Talk to Carlson in denn,
he runs the budget committee,
35
00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,260
after you look at this.
36
00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:21,804
After you
talk to Carlson, maybe I'll...
37
00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,348
The patient is trapped
at the south pole.
38
00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:35,443
Any possibility
of evacuating her?
39
00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:36,861
Well, that wouldn't be any fun.
40
00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:41,574
And for the next two months, winds make
it impossible to fly anything in or out.
41
00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,701
Thirteen: Could be appendicitis
or a gallstone.
42
00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:44,952
Or a kidney stone.
43
00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:46,871
That wouldn't be any fun.
44
00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,166
If it's appendicitis down there,
her appendix ruptures, she dies.
45
00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,644
There's nothing we can do.
If it's a stone, she takes pain meds,
46
00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,503
stone passes.
There's nothing we need to do.
47
00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,505
Could be a struvite
kidney stone.
48
00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,549
Most kidney stones
are calcium and benign.
49
00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,593
Why would you
suspect a struvite stone?
50
00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,803
Because he said
kidney stones were boring.
51
00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,681
Taub: It's possible.
She's on birth control.
52
00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,850
Lots of sex could lead
to urinary tract infection,
53
00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,561
which could lead to an infection-laced
struvite kidney stone.
54
00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,771
Excessive antarctic drilling,
55
00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,357
bad for the environment
and the ladies.
56
00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,502
If it's a struvite stone, she
needs to break it up quickly
57
00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,212
before the infection
shuts down her kidneys.
58
00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,779
This is where it gets fun.
59
00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:25,743
These are the supplies and medications
she has available.
60
00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,751
Nothing here that could
break up a kidney stone.
61
00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,568
What else do they
have down there?
62
00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,126
I just said...
63
00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,851
I don't mean medical stuff. Other stuff.
64
00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,215
Some geological equipment
breaks ice and rock
65
00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,758
the same way
we break kidney stones.
66
00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:47,848
Discovery channel.
I like watching them blow stuff up.
67
00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,517
Who doesn't?
68
00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,144
That reminds me.
69
00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,813
House: Coma guy needs cable.
70
00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,422
Women's billiards is the only thing
that's keeping him alive.
71
00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:59,944
I'm sure Carlson will be moved
by his plight.
72
00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:02,321
Carlson won't listen.
He says I hit on his wife.
73
00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,657
- You knew?
- God, no.
74
00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,492
I thought I was hitting
on his daughter.
75
00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,286
Look, you're on the committee.
He'll listen to you.
76
00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,081
I'm an avid reader of committees
with hotties message boards.
77
00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,832
Amoxicillin, 500 milligrams, iv.
78
00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:16,335
Studies conducted
at major hospitals indicate
79
00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,837
that happy patients recover faster.
80
00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:21,799
Studies conducted in my apartment
show that TV makes people happy.
81
00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,343
Premium channels
have a particularly striking effect.
82
00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:27,304
Charging patients for cable is bringing
in 13 grand a month.
83
00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:32,560
Until this injustice is righted,
I am going to waste 13 grand a day.
84
00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,356
That's $2.49 down.
85
00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:40,067
Get an EKG and a cardiac enzyme.
86
00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:43,028
If those check out, discharge him,
and tell him to get a snow-blower.
87
00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,533
How much is 13 grand
divided by 4 cents?
88
00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,244
I am not giving you cable.
89
00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:53,169
You're gonna have to somehow survive
with the broadcast networks alone.
90
00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:55,374
I'll be fine on Tuesdays.
91
00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,694
Kutner: If sound waves
from the flaw detector break the egg,
92
00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:02,006
it should safely dissolve
your kidney stone.
93
00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,805
This isn't going to work.
94
00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,074
Kutner: Well,
there's no reason it shouldn't.
95
00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,392
Sound waves are sound waves.
Stones are stones.
96
00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,562
Some are bigger than others.
Some are inside me.
97
00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,772
How's it going, team MacGyver?
98
00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,190
Oh, great.
99
00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:23,694
I can't get cable, but I can get
the south pole on high-def.
100
00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,171
We're almost ready
to start the test.
101
00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,740
Test? Did Ford test the edsel?
102
00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:33,287
Did coke test new coke? Did Shakespeare
test his final play, snow dogs?
103
00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,789
I'm guessing you're Dr. House?
104
00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,877
I was wondering
when you might drop by.
105
00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,629
Could she see me?
106
00:07:41,754 --> 00:07:42,838
Oh, yeah.
107
00:07:43,422 --> 00:07:45,633
You think Jagger shows up
for the sound check?
108
00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,847
Okay, roadies, off the stage.
109
00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,433
Go help Cameron in the er.
110
00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,894
Why? No way you're just
doing her a favor.
111
00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,729
Er is standing room only.
112
00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:00,540
Which means Cameron's bound
to make a mistake.
113
00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:01,940
Find it so I can blackmail her.
114
00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,443
As far as you know,
115
00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:08,113
this is way more than just some silly
battle over cable.
116
00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:15,496
Ready.
117
00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:43,190
You might wanna
dial it down a smidge.
118
00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:47,403
I am not doing this.
119
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,948
Your kidney stone theory hinges on me
having sex, but I...
120
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,575
Let me guess. You're as pure
as the driven snow.
121
00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,703
Only if the snow
likes to be on top.
122
00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:58,872
But I am here doing
psychological research.
123
00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,834
Generally not a good idea to swap fluids
with your subjects.
124
00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:05,421
Struvite stones are possible
in people who don't have sex.
125
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,649
They're certainly possible
in people who claim not to...
126
00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:11,176
I've had no uti's,
no pain on urination.
127
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,762
You do realize that only one of us
is a real doctor.
128
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,724
You do realize only one of us has any
control over my actions.
129
00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:22,730
Dr. Milton, are you able
to run a chem-7?
130
00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:23,855
Yes.
131
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,000
Well, that'd tell us if her kidney
function is declining.
132
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,401
If it is, he's right.
133
00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,737
Struvite stone's
the most likely explanation.
134
00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:31,655
If not, she's right.
135
00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:39,246
Sorry. I know how you like to avoid
avoiding confrontation.
136
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:43,709
While we're waiting for that test to
prove me right, start iv cefuroxime.
137
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,295
Keep the infection in the stone from
wiping out your kidneys.
138
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,630
I 'ii send the chem-7
results when I'm done.
139
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:57,264
She's a great psychiatrist.
One session, I've got shrinkage.
140
00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,768
House wants us
to spy on you, report back.
141
00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,313
And you're
telling me this because...
142
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,814
We don't want to do it.
143
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,107
I don't see a problem so far.
144
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,110
If our choice is between pissing
house off or pissing you off,
145
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,695
that's not much of a choice.
146
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,364
So unless I give house cable,
147
00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:16,241
you're gonna make
my life miserable.
148
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,785
Yes.
149
00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:20,871
And you're telling me this so you won't
feel as guilty when you do it.
150
00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,208
Yes.
151
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,252
Accommodating house's
every whim is not my job anymore.
152
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,087
But it is ours.
153
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,049
House will get what he wants.
154
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,183
Maybe we should just pay for it
ourselves and tell him she folded.
155
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:50,192
Your chem-7 results showed
your kidney function is declining.
156
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,735
Sounds like
a kidney stone to me.
157
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,237
The decreased function
158
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:57,241
could be from dehydration caused by
vomiting due to a gallstone.
159
00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,744
You agreed that the chem-7 would decide
if it was a struvite stone.
160
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:04,498
I agreed to do the test. The results are
up for interpretation.
161
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:07,042
I'll re-do the test in an hour
when I'm re-hydrated.
162
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,712
Have you noticed any improvement since
starting the cefuroxime?
163
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,148
Not really. Pain's
about the same.
164
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,984
While you're waiting, we should run
another test with the geology equipment.
165
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,510
You're not taking
the cefuroxime.
166
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,929
She's right-handed.
167
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,807
Means she would put
the iv in her left arm.
168
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,701
Catheter in the arm
makes it hard to bend the elbow,
169
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,269
the way people do
when they drink.
170
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:28,730
We have a limited supply of medication,
and I am not about to waste it.
171
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,899
Last I checked you had
a limited supply of doctors.
172
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:35,612
Right before I got sick, one of my crew
members severed his femoral artery.
173
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,114
He needs the cefuroxime.
174
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,574
Right. He called dibs.
175
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:42,744
His need is definitive.
Mine is speculative.
176
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,621
You're breathing fast.
177
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,415
It's because I'm pissed off!
178
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,459
Lift up your chin.
Show me your windpipe.
179
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,131
My chest hurts.
180
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,340
It's deviating to the left.
181
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,905
Because her right lung
is collapsing.
182
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,635
Cate, is anyone there with you?
183
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,446
- Sean went to the mess.
- You need to call someone.
184
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,514
There's no time.
Get a syringe and a needle.
185
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,279
- Why am I doing that?
- Shut up and look.
186
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,829
She could pass out.
She needs to...
187
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,187
She needs
to re-inflate that lung.
188
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,857
Okay. Now, pull out the plunger.
189
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,782
I want you to stab yourself
in your right side
190
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,695
between the second and third rib,
in the midclavicular line.
191
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,135
By the time we get someone else there,
you'll have suffocated.
192
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,368
Just do it.
193
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,995
See all the good stuff that happens
when you listen to me?
194
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,429
Means it's not a kidney stone.
195
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,359
House:
Right side pain, vomiting,
196
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,612
and now a lung that gets traumatized
without any trauma.
197
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,364
Sounds odd. Probably is odd.
198
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,240
We should discuss this,
then call her back.
199
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:06,244
No, it's fine. I made sure we got
the south pole long distance plan.
200
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,622
Her latest kidney
function test shows...
201
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,248
I know what it shows. I ran it.
202
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,353
The more you interrupt, the longer my
grandstanding is going to take.
203
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:16,129
Since when do you let patients
participate in differentials?
204
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,820
Since the patient and her doctor happen
to be the same person.
205
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,009
Your kidney function
is still declining.
206
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,153
Means you have a kidney problem.
207
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:25,639
But not one that needed antibiotics.
Makes us equally wrong.
208
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,976
No.
Makes us both wrong. Not equally.
209
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,894
You were at least six wronger.
210
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,772
They run a ppd
before you shipped out?
211
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,774
On me and everybody else here.
It's not tb.
212
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,651
Excuse us a second.
213
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,821
Cancer explains her symptoms.
214
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:44,032
A tumor in her lung or kidney that threw
a clot to the other organ.
215
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,577
And you're worried the tumor might
overhear, realize we're on to it.
216
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:51,039
Cancer's a hard diagnosis for patients,
even when they're not in the south pole.
217
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,208
We should figure this out,
maybe bring Wilson in.
218
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,258
Obviously, you two think
I'm in bad shape.
219
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,593
- Only if you count the tumor.
- House.
220
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,095
Probably in your abdomen.
221
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,699
But you don't have any advanced
imaging equipment.
222
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,403
You also don't have
a surgeon to biopsy it,
223
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,226
any stains to use on the slide,
224
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,228
or an oncologist to analyze it.
225
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,856
I'm too far away
to hold her hand.
226
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:17,899
I have cancer?
227
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,609
Possibly.
228
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:23,989
Since the only imaging equipment you
have is X-ray, let's start there.
229
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,158
X-ray your entire body.
230
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,326
I 'ii upload the images
when I'm done.
231
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,915
Good for you.
232
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,861
House: She's annoying.
233
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:06,656
Refused to take the antibiotics because
other people might need them.
234
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:09,451
She said she cares
about other people?
235
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,786
What a poser.
236
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,829
Kub is clean.
237
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,999
You don't like her
because she's a psychiatrist.
238
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,336
Mmm, I'm a complicated man.
I loathe her for many reasons.
239
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,379
Never before has a profession
been so decried
240
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,465
by someone who
needed it so badly.
241
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,802
You talk a lot of smack
about tranny hookers.
242
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,637
Enlarged mediastinal node.
243
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,805
- Lymphoma?
- Probably,
244
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,890
but we can't confirm it
without a biopsy.
245
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,618
We can't analyze
a biopsy without a stain.
246
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,851
We can't biopsy.
247
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,687
Since they don't have stains down there,
we need a substitute.
248
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:41,316
She can't biopsy that node
without a surgical team and an or.
249
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,694
Anything with a strong color
could work as a stain.
250
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,906
Printer ink,
food coloring, coffee.
251
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,032
No, thanks.
252
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,868
I'll find a node closer to the surface.
One she can biopsy.
253
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,495
That makes sense.
254
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,621
That makes sense?
255
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,997
I said it first.
256
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,291
In a shockingly calm manner.
257
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,212
After I've just been
jerking you around for 30 seconds
258
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,923
without you complaining
or analyzing said jerking.
259
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,216
I was being mature.
260
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,510
In a lavender shirt.
261
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,513
You, for some reason, are happy.
262
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,306
How dare you.
263
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,517
The x-rays don't show
any other abnormal nodes.
264
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,771
Abnormal nodes can be felt
before they can be seen on an X-ray.
265
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,149
You're wearing
that shirt for someone.
266
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,568
The health department.
They frown on topless oncology.
267
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,111
You're gonna do a physical?
268
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,489
Have to. You and foreman are going
to be here looking for a stain.
269
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,871
I can do the physical.
There's no reason you need to watch.
270
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,331
I can think of at least
three reasons.
271
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,833
One of them is medical.
272
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,918
Where are you?
Not in your office.
273
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,045
You're not in the hospital.
No reason for me to be.
274
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,257
I'm not undressing for you
in your apartment.
275
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,508
You're not in my apartment.
276
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,636
You're three quarters
of a world away.
277
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,513
I promise not to get fresh.
278
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,098
I'm not taking off my clothes.
279
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,225
One of us has to.
280
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,274
Show me your place.
281
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,405
It's got walls, a floor,
and in some places, a roof.
282
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,700
I am not exposing myself
without some reciprocity.
283
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,410
It's my apartment.
It's not my soul.
284
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,459
Living room.
285
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,461
Slow down.
286
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,463
Huh!
287
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,633
Lots of books.
I'm betting all medical.
288
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:33,345
Only if you count Jenna Jameson's
autobiography as a gynecological text.
289
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,180
Fiction is a waste of time.
290
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,098
Unless you can laugh at it?
291
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,392
I love to laugh. Moving on.
292
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,437
Back up.
293
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,482
How bad is the insomnia?
294
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:47,901
Let me quantify that.
295
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:52,989
Do you drink two or three scotches
before passing out in front of the TV?
296
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,075
You are so far off.
297
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,868
It's bourbon.
298
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,205
No photos anywhere.
299
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,290
Family and friends
aren't important?
300
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,793
Well, you're sick.
301
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,046
You have 20 people down the hall,
and you've had exactly one visitor.
302
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,339
I don't want to panic anyone.
303
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,801
You don't like people.
You hide on that ice cube, so...
304
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:18,556
Stop projecting. You're antisocial,
so you assume I'm antisocial?
305
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,976
How about
if I just get naked, and you shut up?
306
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,853
If I thoughtl could get you naked,
I would have led with that.
307
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,190
You'd rather show me
your soul than your leg.
308
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,528
Great. You got me
all figured out.
309
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,822
You going to try and fix me now?
310
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,117
I never said you needed fixing.
311
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,080
He's letting her take part
in the differentials.
312
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,708
Of course he is. He likes her.
313
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:48,461
Big shock. Spaghetti sauce doesn't work
as a lymph tissue stain.
314
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,715
I'll try the coffee.
315
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,843
He's annoyed by her, doesn't respect
her as a doctor,
316
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,511
constantly insults her.
317
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,472
That's house's version
of courtship.
318
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,434
Oh, god. He's been wooing me
for years.
319
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,227
She's the perfect woman for him.
320
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,832
Willing to literally go to the end
of the earth for her career,
321
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,691
making her unavailable
for a real relationship.
322
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,110
And she's afflicted
with a mysterious illness.
323
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,321
Soy sauce is a no-go.
324
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,573
We're gonna be here all night.
325
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,469
How long
does it take you to get naked?
326
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,286
It's the south pole.
327
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,313
I wear a lot of layers.
328
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,459
Okay. Ready.
329
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,461
I saw socks.
330
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,837
That's not naked.
331
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,362
Have I mentioned
it's freezing here?
332
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,843
When they discover lymph nodes in feet,
I will take off my socks.
333
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,721
Use your right hand
to palpate the nodes.
334
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,308
Any node you can feel
is the one we can biopsy.
335
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:47,145
Let's start with your breasts,
move down to the ass, then...
336
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,273
I was thinking go from the neck
and work my way down.
337
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,317
We could,
338
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,820
but I'd never forgive myself if we found
something before we got to your breasts.
339
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,491
I'm starting with
the anterior cervical nodes.
340
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,165
Turn your head.
341
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,459
Locate the scm muscle.
342
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,295
I know how to find
my lymph nodes.
343
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,424
Did they teach you that before or after
the class on fondling your inner child?
344
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:21,388
No swelling.
No tenderness. And...
345
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,807
I can hear that, house.
346
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,683
Just thought
it might help you relax.
347
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,813
Anything in the axillary nodes?
348
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,565
All clear.
349
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400
Both sides.
350
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,154
Now slide your hand
to your sternum.
351
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,993
Probe for nodes
moving slowly downward.
352
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,454
Down to what, house?
353
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,666
Sorry. Can't hear you on account
of your heavy breathing.
354
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,793
I'm supposed to be on oxygen, you tool.
355
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,591
Hold it.
356
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:02,137
Your fingers didn't go quite as deep.
Feel that node again.
357
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,598
It's swollen.
358
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,394
Looks like you're
doing a biopsy.
359
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,575
It's pretty numb.
360
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:28,371
Wilson: Okay. Take a deep breath and
insert the needle into the node.
361
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,460
Come on, Cate.
Let's get this over with.
362
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,297
You used her name.
363
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,301
Just trying to move
things along, Bob.
364
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,853
Okay. I'm in.
365
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,063
You need to pull back
on the syringe.
366
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,401
You need to pull harder.
367
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,330
You okay?
368
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,415
Yeah.
369
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,085
"Are you okay?"
370
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,420
It's a valid medical question.
371
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,006
I have never heard you
ask a patient that question.
372
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,317
You've never asked me
that question,
373
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:25,136
and you've seen me fall down
a flight of stairs drunk.
374
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,347
You've slept with her.
375
00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,516
She's 9,000 miles away.
376
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,994
And while a certain part
of me, unfurled...
377
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,353
No, I...
378
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:37,023
Somehow, you've been
intimate with her.
379
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,525
Why are you following me?
380
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,669
I thought you were following me.
381
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,153
No. You are definitely
following me.
382
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,758
- Where are you going?
- Out to lunch.
383
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:44,989
You never go out to lunch.
384
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,675
Which means there's a reason
you're going out to lunch.
385
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,368
I assume that reason
is a human being.
386
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:49,786
Or a sandwich.
387
00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:51,037
Sandwiches can come here.
388
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:52,455
So can human beings.
389
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,374
And yet, she's not,
which ifind interesting.
390
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:55,500
I'm leaving, now.
391
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,418
Small world.
392
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:01,005
Are you going to
follow me into my car?
393
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,299
It's got two doors.
394
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:06,928
Okay, look, the reason
I haven't told you is...
395
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,311
Call off your dogs, house.
396
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,164
Your little helpers
are interrogating my patients,
397
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,357
swiping my charts, intercepting
prescriptions.
398
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:20,584
Why would you think that I...
399
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:21,901
Because I'm not a moron.
400
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,320
You had to be pulling
the strings, here.
401
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,673
You think that because
they make me miserable,
402
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,115
I'm going to give you cable.
403
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,158
Let's assume that's true,
404
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,035
and it certainly sounds
like it might be.
405
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,640
- What are you going to do?
- Nothing.
406
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,497
I resigned from
the budget committee.
407
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:37,917
I only joined the committee to help the
hospital. You made me a liability.
408
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:41,713
I now have zero influence over
the hospital's cable policy.
409
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,099
Well done.
410
00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,160
It didn't work. There's nothing more
that we can do...
411
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,603
Put these up.
412
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,397
"Free rottweiler puppies.
413
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:02,609
"Please call after 11:00 pm.
And before 5:00 am."
414
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:03,877
Is this Cameron's home number?
415
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,737
I'd love a new puppy.
416
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:08,197
My last one
was delicious, very tender.
417
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,741
There's no point
in torturing her.
418
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:13,620
If she can resign, she can UN-resign.
Go to defcon 1.
419
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:15,625
Forget waiting for a mistake.
Make her make one.
420
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:18,124
You want us to sabotage
another doctor,
421
00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,918
possibly harm a patient,
all so you can have cable.
422
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:25,173
Harm suggests permanent damage.
Get her to screw up, then fix it.
423
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,466
Oh! And this time,
424
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,671
don't tell her what you're gonna do
before you do it.
425
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:36,267
So, how long do I let the lymph node
marinate in the red wine?
426
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,478
It should be ready, now.
427
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:45,151
Try increasing
the magnification on the camera.
428
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:48,237
You know, I emailed a couple of
colleagues at the hospital about you.
429
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:49,989
You're checking up
on me? Not house?
430
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:55,870
Yeah, well house is straightfowvard,
brilliant and an ass.
431
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,456
Two out of three good qualities.
Clear majority.
432
00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:02,251
Whereas you, on the other hand,
have a perfect score.
433
00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:06,172
You are responsible,
nice, human.
434
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,257
And yet, you're house's
best friend.
435
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:09,675
Hold there.
436
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,595
Makes you think
he's secretly nicer than he seems?
437
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:16,182
Makes me think that you're secretly
a lot less nice than you seem.
438
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,725
Do you always insult
your doctors?
439
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:21,562
It's not an insult. Indiscriminate
niceness is overrated.
440
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,565
No wonder he likes you.
441
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:31,155
Based on this slide
you do not have cancer.
442
00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:34,492
On!
443
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:35,618
Thank god.
444
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,787
I do see some inflammation,
which could mean...
445
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:41,499
Cate? You all right?
446
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,501
My left side. It hurts.
447
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,463
It's the same pain
that I had on the right.
448
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:48,631
Your other kidney.
449
00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:51,884
No. I hope it's, it's something,
it's maybe...
450
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,179
I'm screwed.
451
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:05,523
House: The bad news is you're 0 for two
in the kidney department.
452
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:09,277
Is there good news?
You're back at home.
453
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,654
Of course. There's cable.
454
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:15,283
- And freedom to work pant-free.
- That is good news.
455
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,911
Wilson found signs of inflammation
in your biopsy.
456
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:22,373
That, plus the two failing kidneys,
points to autoimmune disease.
457
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,710
Probably sle or vasculitis.
Treatment for both is prednisone.
458
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,438
Start with a hundred milligrams.
459
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,172
Autoimmune is just
your latest theory.
460
00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:32,133
Like cancer before that,
and a kidney stone before.
461
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:35,762
Take the prednisone. You'll get better.
That will be your confirmation.
462
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:38,181
You practice medicine
like it's a fire sale.
463
00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:40,641
You've wasted
antibiotics, x-rays...
464
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,894
That was not a waste.
We've ruled out...
465
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,659
We have a crew member here
who has asthma.
466
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:48,649
If he has an episode after I've used up
the prednisone, he'll die.
467
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,615
There's a good chance
he's going to die anyway.
468
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,212
Since there won't be
a doctor there to help him.
469
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:55,573
Show me proof
that it's autoimmune,
470
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,284
and then I 71 take
the prednisone.
471
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,750
Foreman: We should
send her outside.
472
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,836
Right. Let's just tell her to head north
until she runs into a hospital.
473
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,048
Autoimmune diseases are basically
inflammation running wild.
474
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:16,010
Extreme cold has been used as treatment,
like putting ice on a sprained ankle.
475
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,013
She starts to feel better outside,
we know it's autoimmune.
476
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,515
Is that my wallet?
477
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,974
You can have it back.
478
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,259
I've already been through it.
479
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,436
I like your
ice on the sprain metaphor.
480
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,522
Makes it seem
like we're not killing her.
481
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,327
She'd only need to be outside
five minutes.
482
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,735
Without her mittens. Mom told me
that was a bad idea.
483
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,280
Especially that winter. It was 70 below,
and I had dual kidney failure.
484
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:40,827
This is a good idea. It's perfect
for you. Experimental, risky.
485
00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,495
Wilson's right.
You care about...
486
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:45,289
You didn't touch the cash,
but you took the receipts?
487
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:53,005
A hundred and ninety dollar restaurant
tab. That's dessert, probably booze.
488
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,215
It means you lingered.
489
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,426
Means it's at least
a third date. Means...
490
00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,530
- Where are you going?
- To talk to the people I pay
491
00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:00,888
to come up with medical ideas.
492
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,974
There are no ideas.
493
00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:04,725
The test for autoimmune is Ana.
494
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,769
Unless penguins poop immunoanalyzers...
495
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,521
Before Ana testing,
496
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:11,107
people had autoimmune diseases.
497
00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:12,441
How did they know?
498
00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,402
- C3.
- Before that.
499
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:18,072
Le prep. But she doesn't have any
controlled pore glass beads.
500
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,074
You don't need them.
501
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,271
House:
When you shake the test tube,
502
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:29,000
the paperclip will damage
some of your blood cells.
503
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,501
If you have
an autoimmune disease,
504
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,254
your immune system will gorge itself
on the damaged cells.
505
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,726
They'll get big and fat so that you can
see them under a microscope.
506
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:38,509
How you doing?
507
00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,053
No change.
508
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:44,849
So, how long should I give the cells
to fatten up before I check them?
509
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:46,475
A couple hours.
510
00:28:46,601 --> 00:28:49,079
Or you could stop being a hypocrite
and take the prednisone now.
511
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:51,814
Not bending to your will
makes me a hypocrite?
512
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:56,027
If your psych patients demanded lab
results you'd never make a diagnosis.
513
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:57,152
So, I'm wrong.
514
00:28:57,236 --> 00:29:00,448
You sleep like a baby.
Your life is unfolding as you dreamed.
515
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,491
Everyone is miserable.
516
00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:04,702
You don't change that
because people don't change.
517
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:05,828
You want to believe that
518
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,553
because then you're freed
from any responsibility for your misery.
519
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:09,999
Oh, shut up.
520
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,418
I get enough of this
from Wilson.
521
00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:14,063
And yet, you keep
hanging out with him.
522
00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:17,632
And, from what I hear,
523
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:21,093
you have spent more time with me
than with any other patient.
524
00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,349
Sorry about that.
525
00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,018
Call me when you get
the results.
526
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,318
How's your patient?
527
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,820
She has an autoimmune disease.
528
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,906
Tell the psych department
she's in denial.
529
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:46,035
I had to fire Cameron.
530
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,204
What? What happened?
531
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:51,874
A sixty-five-year-old man came
into the er with a hip fracture.
532
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,960
Cameron gave him demerol.
533
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,419
The guy was on an maoi.
534
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,004
Put him into
a hypertensive crisis.
535
00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:59,757
- Is he going to live?
- Taub caught the error in time.
536
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,051
If she'd just admitted
the mistake,
537
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:04,387
maybe I could have just
suspended her, but...
538
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,598
She's packing up.
If you want to say goodbye.
539
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,017
We should be hearing from the south pole
in a few minutes.
540
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:11,811
That's it?
541
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,021
There's nothing to be done.
542
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:17,066
She screwed up. She's got
no one to blame but herself.
543
00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:22,029
I've got to go talk to Cameron.
544
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:23,674
Cuddy wouldn't can her
for one screw-up.
545
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,700
And if she did,
she wouldn't come to me.
546
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,178
And if she did, she wouldn't open with,
"how's your patient?"
547
00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:29,912
- And if she did...
- Why would she lie?
548
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,998
Timeless question.
549
00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,834
In this case, she conspired
with your co-workers to teach me
550
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,044
that some things
are more important than cable.
551
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,147
I'm going to have to teach them
that they're wrong.
552
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:42,258
Come on. South pole really
should be calling.
553
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:48,973
Le prep test was negative.
It's not autoimmune.
554
00:30:49,432 --> 00:30:53,519
You're basing that on a test done with
a paper clip. Just take the prednisone.
555
00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:57,064
Either find another diagnosis,
or find another test.
556
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,066
There is one way.
557
00:30:59,442 --> 00:31:04,155
You can take this experimental drug
called prednisone.
558
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,185
If your kidneys start working...
559
00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:08,117
Foreman: There is another test.
560
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:12,788
I think foreman may have just
broken up, there.
561
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:15,791
What he actually said was,
"there is no other test."
562
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,269
Foreman: If you have
an autoimmune disease,
563
00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:19,962
exposure to the cold should decrease
your kidney pain.
564
00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:23,007
If I go outside,
we 71 have our answer?
565
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:24,925
And you knew about this?
566
00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:27,636
I rejected it because
if you're frozen solid,
567
00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,638
it's hard to get the needles
into your arms.
568
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:31,223
How long do I need to stay out?
569
00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:32,391
At least five minutes.
570
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,186
Eight minutes outside
would kill a healthy person.
571
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:37,146
And healthy people
don't suck on oxygen masks.
572
00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:38,564
Healthy people can pee.
573
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,608
I'll go get Sean,
have him come with me.
574
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:43,027
Just take the prednisone.
575
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,153
Once I come inside,
576
00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:46,989
if it's autoimmune.
577
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,953
Are you all right?
578
00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:56,290
Oh, I'm sure she's just fine.
579
00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:58,417
Cate?
580
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:02,838
Do you know if there's anyone down there
who has a cell phone?
581
00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:21,232
Foreman: It took the station mechanic
20 minutes to respond.
582
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,261
She'd already slipped
into a coma.
583
00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:25,402
Started her on prednisone,
but no improvement.
584
00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,114
Means it's not autoimmune.
585
00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:30,991
Good thing she's in a coma.
586
00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,661
- Or we'd have to listen to her gloat.
- And where are we going?
587
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,621
To find the useful
members of my team.
588
00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:37,026
You're letting them
off the hook?
589
00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:40,876
You happy? Because of you, I'm not gonna
be able to watch law & order in Korean.
590
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,044
Why am I here?
591
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,755
Because I want to ask you
about your girlfriend.
592
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:47,383
I must know who she is,
or you'd have told me her name.
593
00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:50,761
She doesn't have a name.
It's some sort of birth defect.
594
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,972
There's only about
12 people we both know.
595
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:54,723
And I can't remember
five of their names,
596
00:32:54,849 --> 00:32:57,977
so we're down to cuddy,
your ex-wives.
597
00:32:58,102 --> 00:32:59,645
Your mama.
598
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:02,857
Wilson: You need to run
a kidney function test.
599
00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:06,110
Yes. If only she wasn't in a coma, we
could get her to run a test
600
00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:07,695
to find out why she's in a coma.
601
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,156
The results
would likely be paradoxical.
602
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:13,159
It can't be cuddy, because you're
straight. It can't be...
603
00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:15,286
We could talk the mechanic
through the test.
604
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:16,912
Too complicated.
605
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:21,917
Unless he's thirsty.
606
00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,046
Drink her urine?
607
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,882
If it has a strong,
concentrated taste,
608
00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:29,633
it means the problems
are in her kidneys.
609
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:31,594
Watery taste means
it's her brain.
610
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,599
- And then you can fix it?
- Let's say, yeah.
611
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:39,494
How do I get
the urine out of her?
612
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,954
Take a straight catheter
and insert it...
613
00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:42,563
Those are your only questions?
614
00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,524
Not, "is it safe?"
615
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:47,860
Or, "is there another way?"
616
00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:50,070
Or, "are you out of your minds?"
617
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:51,906
You wouldn't ask me if...
618
00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,532
Wait a second.
619
00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:55,910
You're in love with her.
620
00:33:56,869 --> 00:34:00,122
That explains why you're so eager to get
her naked, then have a drink.
621
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,333
Because most guys like to go
the other way around.
622
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,084
Why do you care
how I feel about her?
623
00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:10,007
Because now I know that I can get you
to do anything to save her.
624
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:14,178
Tell him how to tap the keg.
625
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:20,559
You got Cameron fired.
626
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,186
Cuddy wasn't supposed
to find out.
627
00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:23,979
No kidding!
628
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:27,775
Get me cable. How tough can that be?
You cost a woman herjob.
629
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,320
There's only one thing
you can say to keep me from firing you.
630
00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:34,198
- Cameron wasn't fired. We...
- Wrong.
631
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,618
- You know?
- We're still fired?
632
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:40,454
That should be a hint
as to what you're supposed to say.
633
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,414
- We're sorry.
- Wrong.
634
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,874
I love you.
635
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,709
Wrong.
636
00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:49,046
This is a game? First, we have to screw
with our co-worker,
637
00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:51,316
now we have to try
to figure out what you want us to say?
638
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,050
This is insane. I'm not playing.
639
00:34:54,051 --> 00:34:55,135
Right.
640
00:34:56,387 --> 00:34:58,180
You should have said this
two days ago.
641
00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:01,141
Do not play games with me.
642
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:04,395
Number one, you are going to lose.
You're just not ready.
643
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,856
Number two, the game was to force you
to stop playing games.
644
00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:10,567
I need you to stand up
to me. Challenge me.
645
00:35:10,693 --> 00:35:13,028
I need you to stop worrying
about getting fired.
646
00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,281
And go pay for my cable.
647
00:35:18,075 --> 00:35:19,660
I didn't mean on this.
648
00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:22,079
Seriously. I need cable.
649
00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,549
Milk, milk, lemonade.
650
00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,138
It tastes kind of watery.
651
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,473
That's bad news.
652
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,600
Either increased
intracranial pressure
653
00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:46,061
or something's wrong
with her hypothalamus.
654
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,666
How do you figure out
which one it is?
655
00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:49,648
We don't do anything.
656
00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:53,569
You're gonna drill
a hole in her skull.
657
00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:59,283
If she regains consciousness,
it's increased intracranial pressure.
658
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,196
And if it's the other thing?
659
00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:03,746
She'll die.
660
00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:05,791
But if it's the hypothalamus,
she's dead, anyway.
661
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:11,003
If the problem is the pressure
in her brain, and I fix it,
662
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,328
is she going to be all better?
663
00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:15,799
No, but it'll give us more time
to figure out what's wrong.
664
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,011
I have to get someone else.
I can't do this.
665
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:23,015
You love her.
666
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,060
You'd do anything to save her.
667
00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:27,353
Not this.
668
00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:29,396
I can't do this.
669
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,499
If she dies because of something
that I did, then I...
670
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,067
Listen. Listen.
671
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:36,153
I am not going
to let you hurt her. Okay?
672
00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:40,282
Now, please. This is
her only chance.
673
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:48,082
Okay.
674
00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:57,800
That was easy.
675
00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:03,430
Sean: Okay. Her head
is stabilized,
676
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,558
and the drill bit is sterile.
677
00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:09,853
Place the drill bit against the upper
left part of her forehead,
678
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:11,138
aboutaninch above the temple.
679
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:30,374
It's not going anywhere.
680
00:37:30,499 --> 00:37:32,126
Bone's harder than wood.
Lean into it.
681
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,336
The skull is only
a quarter inch thick.
682
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:37,297
Once you're midway through,
drill in shorter bursts.
683
00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:39,463
If you come out the other side,
you've gone too far.
684
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:44,513
Okay. Now, what? Now, what?
685
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,013
Let the fluid drain.
686
00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:00,975
She's waking up.
She's waking up.
687
00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,332
Sean?
688
00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:15,627
What's going on?
689
00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:21,216
House: South pole doc
is out of her coma,
690
00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:23,343
and now we have a new symptom.
691
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:26,180
Increased intracranial pressure.
692
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,140
Why are we out here?
693
00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:29,850
That's the patient room.
694
00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:33,937
Icp plus kidney problems
plus lung collapse equals...
695
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,273
The most likely suspect
is a tumor throwing off clots.
696
00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:37,608
We ruled out cancer.
697
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:38,984
But not clots.
698
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:40,777
What causes blood clots?
699
00:38:40,903 --> 00:38:42,154
Bacterial endocarditis.
700
00:38:42,279 --> 00:38:43,363
Not without a fever.
701
00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,616
Deep vein thrombosis
plus an existing pfo.
702
00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:48,702
Pfo would have been discovered on her
pre-south pole physical exam.
703
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,067
What if the clots aren't clots?
704
00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:54,333
Atherosclerosis. Fatty plaque builds up
on the arterial walls.
705
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,544
Pieces break off, block blood flow.
Explains everything.
706
00:38:57,669 --> 00:39:01,632
She has zero risk factors.
Forget fat. Think clots.
707
00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:07,304
- You're standing up to me?
- Maybe.
708
00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:10,098
Just to clarify, you should do that
when you're right.
709
00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:11,850
Sorry for the confusion.
710
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,786
- How could a clot...
- Could be a different kind of fat.
711
00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,395
Fat emboli.
712
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:19,775
It's a perfect fit. Except it's
completely impossible.
713
00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:23,237
Fat emboli requires
an UN-repaired bone breakage.
714
00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:25,781
Between the X-ray
and the exam, I've seen her entire...
715
00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:36,124
See, that's what
I'm talking about.
716
00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:40,796
Take off her socks.
717
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:43,382
I can... I can do it.
718
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:44,758
No. I got it.
719
00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:57,020
Your toe is broken.
720
00:39:58,397 --> 00:39:59,898
Oh, my god.
721
00:40:00,274 --> 00:40:02,985
House: Bits of bone marrow have been
leaking into your bloodstream.
722
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:07,447
Those fat emboli have caused blockages
in your kidney, lungs, and brain.
723
00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,283
It doesn't even hurt.
724
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:11,243
Cold numbs everything.
725
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,954
Does a particularly great job
on the extremities.
726
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:17,416
You'll need to close the break to stop
the marrow from leaking.
727
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:18,959
This one you will feel.
728
00:40:20,002 --> 00:40:21,545
Will you do it?
729
00:40:22,379 --> 00:40:25,090
He drilled a hole in your
skull after drinking your pee.
730
00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:26,550
I think he's up for this.
731
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,435
Grab the tip of her toe
with your right hand.
732
00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:30,345
Hold the break with the other.
733
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:31,930
On the count of three,
pull hard.
734
00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:35,225
One, two,
735
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:36,935
three.
736
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,614
Splint your toe. You'll be fine.
737
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,495
Thank you, house.
738
00:40:56,830 --> 00:41:00,250
Don't thank me.
He's the one who saved your life.
739
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,488
He likes her.
740
00:41:37,871 --> 00:41:41,500
A bottle of the Bordeaux
and some sparkling water.
741
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:50,717
Well, you didn't pick her up,
which means she's coming from work, too,
742
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,802
which means you're
comfortable enough to meet her.
743
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:55,013
Damn. I thought I lost you
when iwalked backwards
744
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:56,574
through my own
footprints in the snow.
745
00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:59,643
I think I've got it narrowed down
to three possibilities.
746
00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,728
Better leave. If you see her,
it'll be cheating.
747
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,146
It's not one of your ex-wives.
748
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,398
Because they hate me.
749
00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:07,567
They don't. They should,
but they don't. I called them.
750
00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:10,237
It's someone new,
but someone I know.
751
00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:12,239
Did you ever consider
being happy for me?
752
00:42:12,364 --> 00:42:13,615
Briefly.
753
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:16,118
You ordering the wine
before she got here...
754
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:20,288
Girls are good, house,
and you know it.
755
00:42:20,414 --> 00:42:23,041
You solved your case
because you cared about that girl.
756
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:26,336
You're demonstrating
the illusion of manly confidence,
757
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:28,380
which means you haven't
closed the deal, yet.
758
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,632
I closed the deal.
I just like her.
759
00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:31,883
Still?
760
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:34,428
You knew your patient
hated having cold feet,
761
00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:38,098
because you did a physical exam,
because you liked her.
762
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:42,519
Your theory is I cared,
therefore I let her keep her socks on.
763
00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:45,289
If that's what love is, then I don't
wanna have anything to do with it.
764
00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:48,066
It starts with warm feet,
but leads to other things.
765
00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:49,961
Your mom and I will explain
when you're older.
766
00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:53,113
If I'd made her take them off like I
should have, I'd have seen the toe
767
00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:54,398
and solved the case days ago.
768
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,949
But you don't care about her.
769
00:42:56,074 --> 00:43:00,162
Of course not.
House doesn't care about anyone.
770
00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:05,584
Sorry I'm late.
771
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:09,463
Cutthroat bitch?
772
00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:14,259
I call her Amber.
Was she on your list?
57599
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.