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[MARBLE ROLLING]
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[MARBLE DROPS]
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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* YOU COOK YOUR BRAIN
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* YOU'RE COOKIN' YOUR EYEBALLS
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* IT NEVER GOT AROUND
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* SHE'S HOPING YOU ARE
ONE OF THE NICE ONES *
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* FEEL IT IN MY HEART
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* YOU ARE A COW
WITHOUT ANY LEGS *
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* I'M GONNA GET YOU COLD
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* SO COME ON
A REACTION, BABY *
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* DON'T PRETEND TO LIE
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* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
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* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
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* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
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* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
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* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
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* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
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* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
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* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
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* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
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* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
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* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
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* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
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* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
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* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
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ICE TEA, JACK?
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SURE, MRS. MIRANDA.
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SURE IS HOT,
ISN'T IT, JACK?
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IT SURE IS,
MRS. MIRANDA.
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PLEASE,
CALL ME JILLY.
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SURE, MRS. MIRANDA.
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UM, JILLY.
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I LIKE THAT,
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THE WAY
MY NAME SOUNDS
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COMING OFF
YOUR LIPS.
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JACK AND JILLY.
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JACK AND JILLY
WENT UP THE HILLY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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RELAX, JACK.
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MRS. MIRANDA,
WHERE IS MR. MIRANDA?
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SHH.
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MMM! MMM!
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WAIT, JACK.
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT?!
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IT WAS TOO QUICK.
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IT WAS
TOO FUCKING QUICK.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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QUIVER, QUAKE,
TREMBLE A LITTLE.
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I DIDN'T FEEL
ANY NERVOUSNESS.
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IT WAS JUST LIKE
THE LAST TIME
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AND THE TIME BEFORE.
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JUST LIKE LAST TIME
AND THE TIME BEFORE?
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JACK AND JILLY?
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"JACK AND JILLY
WENT UP THE HILLY?"
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HOW MANY TIMES
ARE YOU GOING TO USE
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JACK AND JILLY
WENT UP THE HILLY?
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I LIKE JACK AND JILLY
WENT UP THE HILLY.
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YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO.
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WELL, LISTEN, PAL,
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THIS IS MY FUCKING
FANTASY.
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WHEN YOU GET
YOUR OWN POOL,
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YOU CAN ORCHESTRATE
YOUR OWN FANTASIES.
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FINE.
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2 WORDS FOR YOU,
LITTLE MAN.
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JACKIE FUCKING COLLINS.
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BONE UP.
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JACK AND JILLY
WENT UP THE HILLY
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TO FETCH
A PAIL OF WATER.
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GIVE IT TO ME!
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AAH! AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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WHAT IN FUCK'S SAKE
IS GOING ON HERE?
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BURT!
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SHH.
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I CAN EXPLAIN.
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YOU SEE WHAT
I JUST DID THERE?
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I WAS BEGINNING
TO SUSPECT THINGS.
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YOU SEE, JACK?
I SEE.
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HE RAPED ME, BURT.
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HE RAPED ME!
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JILLY, JILLY...
SHUT UP!
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[WHIMPERS]
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YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT THING?
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OH!
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BURT!
NO, BURT!
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NO, NO!
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MR. MIRANDA...
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THE POOL GUY.
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THE POOL GUY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
UPSETS ME MOST,
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HAND TO GOD,
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IS THAT YOU ARE
A GREAT POOL GUY, JACK.
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WHEN SALVATORE
WAS OUR POOL GUY,
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I COULD NEVER OPEN
MY EYES UNDERWATER.
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THERE WAS TOO MUCH CHLORINE,
THEY BURNED FOR A WEEK.
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BUT WITH YOU,
MY EYES ARE ALWAYS OPEN.
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I CAN PLAY THAT GAME.
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE
WHERE I TOSS A PENNY
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IN THE DEEP END,
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AND THEN
GO HUNT FOR IT.
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WITH SALVATORE,
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I COULD NEVER
PLAY THAT GAME.
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YOU WEREN'T--
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NO, BURT!
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[JILLY SCREAMING]
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WHOO!
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THIS SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
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IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE
GROWN IN SHIT.
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YOU LOOK AT THEM?
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THEY'RE BLUE,
MEANS THEY'RE GOOD.
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WHAT'S IT
PILOGOING TO BE?
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I ONLY HAVE
30 BUCKS.
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Jack: PILOT!
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LOOK, JUST FORGET IT,
ALL RIGHT?
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GO READ A BOOK.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I GIVE YOU JACK HAYES,
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THE GOD OF FUCK.
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BRO, YOU'RE NEVER
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GOING TO BELIEVE
THIS SHIT!
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I AM SO FUCKING
FUCKED.
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I JUST HAD A--
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I ALREADY HEARD,
DUDE.
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YOU HEARD?
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YEAH, DYLAN
AND WHEEZER WERE BY.
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YO, WHAT DID THEY SAY?
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WHATEVER, DUDE,
THEY'RE VOIDS.
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THE POINT IS, JACK,
CAN YOU FIND SOMEONE
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A LITTLE MORE
DANGEROUS TO FUCK?
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NO.
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BUT I TRIED, BRO,
I REALLY FUCKING DID.
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OH!
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HOW WAS IT?
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OH, MAN...
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IT WAS SICK.
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GIVE IT TO ME.
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NO.
GIVE IT TO ME.
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OOH!
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HE SHOVES A .45
STRAIGHT UP MY FUCKING NOSE.
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GRABBED THIS LAMP--
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OOH!
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YEAH, DUDE.
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DID YOU NUT?
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COME ON, PILOT.
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NO, OF COURSE NOT.
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BECAUSE NO GIRL
IS WORTHY
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OF THE GOD OF FUCK.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
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ABOUT WHAT?
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YOU'VE GOT TO GET
THE HELL OUT OF DODGE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
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BURT MIRANDA.
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YEAH?
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YEAH, BURT MIRANDA!
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YEAH, I KNOW BURT MIRANDA.
I WAS JUST IN HIS BED.
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YOU'VE GOT TO BOLT,
JACK!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I'VE GOT TO BOLT?
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
HE PAID FOR THOSE TITS?
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NO, HOW MUCH DID
HE PAY FOR THOSE TITTIES?
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NO SYMPATHY, MAN.
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I GOT NO SYMPATHY
FOR YOU!
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COME ON.
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I'VE BEEN TELLING
YOU FOR MONTHS--
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JILLY MIRANDA
IS BLACK DEATH.
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YOU DON'T LISTEN.
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YOU DON'T LISTEN.
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YEAH, SWEET CONNIE.
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Y'ALL REMEMBER
SWEET CONNIE?
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SINGLE, NO KIDS,
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FULL-BLOWN FOOTBALL
SCHOLARSHIP TO STATE.
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IT ALL CHANGED
WHEN THAT
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DELILAH-EYED
SWEET, SWEET CONNIE
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MOVED TO TOWN.
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JERRY, RODNEY, SHAKER,
DALE, BIG BILL, CLARK.
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DAD, THE NAME'S DAD.
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LITTLE BOOTIE.
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Little Bootie:
NICE WORK WITH JILLY.
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WHAT?
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I SAID,
NICE WORK WITH JILLY.
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YOU HEARD, TOO?
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LOOK, THE THING
ABOUT OWNING A PECKER
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IS YOU'VE GOT TO BE
RESPONSIBLE WITH IT.
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CHECK IT OUT,
BOOTIE,
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CLARK'S DOLING OUT
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SOME FATHERLY ADVICE.
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HE'S DRUNK.
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I'M NOT DRUNK.
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JUST A LITTLE HAPPY.
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YO, BOOTIE.
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I GOT TO TAKE OFF.
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I KNOW.
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FOR A WHILE.
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MAYBE A LONG WHILE.
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YEAH.
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LATE.
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LATE.
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Clark: YOU KNOW,
THE INSIDE OF HER THIGH...
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Clark: TEXTURE LIKE
I NEVER CAME ACROSS AGAIN.
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HEY, MRS. KELSON.
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PILOT AIN'T IN.
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HE'S AT SCHOOL.
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HE GRADUATED 2 YEARS AGO,
MRS. KELSON.
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WHATEVER.
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WHERE'S YOUR BOY,
HAYES?
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Clark: WHICH BOY
WOULD THAT BE?
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JACK.
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EVERYBODY KNOW
THESE FELLAS?
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WORK FOR
BURT MIRANDA.
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USED TO CALL YOU
"MIRANDA'S PANDAS."
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HEY!
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UHH!
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UHH!
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UHH!
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OHH!
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* MAN'S GOT TO LIVE
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* LET THE BOY
HAVE AN EASY RIDE *
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* PENETRATION BEAT
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* ALL THE LOVE
LET IT SHINE THE LIGHT *
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* DO WHAT YOU GOT
IF YOU AIN'T GOT *
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* NOTHING BUT A SILVER SPOON
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* SUCH A DOWNER FEELING
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* WHEN YOU WAKE UP
EVERY AFTERNOON *
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00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,984
WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO?
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WELL, WE'RE NOT
GOING TO PLAY
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THE "IS IT ME?" GAME
AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?
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NOT AGAIN.
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OK.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BUT IS IT ME?
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UHH, NO.
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00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,830
WHAT IS IT?
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A...A WAR WOUND.
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00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,936
REALLY?
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MAYBE.
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BUT YOU DO THINK I'M HOT.
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I...I...I...
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Jack: PILOT!
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OH, SORRY, PI.
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PILOT, I GOT
TO TALK TO YOU.
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BYE, LUCY.
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BYE.
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PANDAS CAME
BY PROPANE LANE.
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OH, LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
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LOOK, HE WON'T KILL YOU,
ALL RIGHT?
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THAT'S FOR SURE.
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NO?
I MEAN, HE'S TOO RICH,
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HE'S PAVED
HALF THE VALLEY,
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HE'S GOT MAJOR JUICE.
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00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,378
EVERY WISEGUY
AND HIGH ROLLER
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COMES THROUGH VEGAS
KNOWS BURT MIRANDA.
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SO IF HE WON'T KILL ME,
WHAT DOES HE WANT?
255
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,685
YOU KNOW, EVERY HOODLUM
HAS HIS THING.
256
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,421
BURT MIRANDA'S IS,
HE HAS THE PANDAS
257
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,889
BREAK THE FEET
OF HIS ENEMY.
258
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,525
BREAK MY FEET?
259
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,893
BREAK MY FEET?!
260
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:21,461
HE AIN'T
BREAKIN' MY FEET.
261
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,731
BROKEN FEET ARE THE WORST,
LIKE BLACK DEATH.
262
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,966
TOTALLY GOTHIC.
263
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,667
I MEAN, LIKE,
YOU CAN'T USE CRUTCHES,
264
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,801
YOU CAN'T SIT
IN A WHEELCHAIR
265
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:29,970
BECAUSE THE WEIGHT
DISTRIBUTION
266
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,171
MAKING ALL THE BLOOD
FLOW TO YOUR ANKLES
267
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,673
AND MAKING IT WORSE.
YOU CAN'T DO SHIT.
268
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,042
I MEAN, YOU HOBBLE.
269
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:39,479
NO, NO, YOU STUMBLE.
YOU STUMBLE ABOUT.
270
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,614
IT'S COMPLETELY
GOTHIC.
271
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,083
HE AIN'T
BREAKIN' MY FEET.
272
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,084
HE IS IF HE BAGS YOU.
273
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,452
WELL, HE AIN'T
BAGGIN' ME.
274
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,621
BECAUSE
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
275
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,622
"WE?"
276
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,958
YEAH, WE.
277
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,726
OH, MAN,
I TOLD YOU, JACK!
278
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,595
I'VE GOT A LOT OF THINGS
GOING ON HERE!
279
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,830
PILOT,
YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD
280
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,466
IN A THERAPY POOL,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
281
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,301
LOOK, I GOT TO GO
TO SCAWLDY'S AND CASH OUT,
282
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,070
I GOT TO TAKE LUCY
BACK TO WORK,
283
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,371
I GOT TO RENT VIDEOS,
284
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,872
I GOT TO PICK UP SOME
TV DINNERS FOR MY MOM--
285
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,906
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
286
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,275
ABOUT LEAVING
THE VEG FOR--FOR--
287
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,076
SINCE YOU WERE 2!
288
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,077
THIS IS ENOUGH.
NO!
289
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,278
COME ON!
I'M OUT OF HERE!
290
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,279
BRO--
NO!
291
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,981
NO. NO!!
292
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,216
BRO, IT'LL BE LIKE
293
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,419
LUKE DUKE,
AND THE OTHER GUY.
294
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,587
REALLY?
295
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,688
YEAH.
296
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,556
NO!
297
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,691
GOD!
298
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,726
WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
299
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,161
YOU SHOULD
GO TO SEATTLE.
300
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,997
SEATTLE?
301
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,732
DEFINITELY SEATTLE.
302
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,035
WHY SEATTLE?
303
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,903
DOES THE PHRASE,
"WHAT THE FUCK
304
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,371
"DIFFERENCE DOES IT
MAKE TO YOUR ASS, JACK,
305
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,173
YOU AIN'T GOT NO PLACE
ELSE TO GO,"
306
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,508
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU
RIGHT NOW?
307
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,111
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
308
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,513
GOD, JUST TELL ME WHY.
309
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,514
POP QUIZ.
310
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,149
GO.
311
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,850
NUMBER OF FURIOUS
KILL BOYS
312
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,486
THAT WANT TO MAKE
WINE OUT OF YOUR FEET?
313
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,154
3.
314
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,922
NUMBER OF OPTIONS
YOU'VE GOT?
315
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,024
WELL, YOU KNOW...
316
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,358
NUMBER OF OPTIONS
YOU'VE GOT, JACK?
317
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,259
I'VE GOT AN AUNT
IN SOUTH DAKOTA.
318
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,727
JACK.
WHAT?
319
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,129
NUMBER OF OPTIONS
YOU'VE GOT?
320
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,731
FEW.
321
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,599
DESTINATION?
322
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,601
SEATTLE?
323
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,038
BEEP.
324
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,372
PERFECT SCORE.
325
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,575
GOLD STAR, JACKY.
326
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:16,743
Man: HIGHER,
BRING IT HIGHER.
327
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:18,245
HA HA HA!
328
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,380
GET IT ALL.
NO FUCKING AROUND.
329
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,815
HYAH! HYAH!
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!
330
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,950
Pilot:
COME ON, BRO.
331
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,852
KEEP IT STEADY,
HOLD IT STEADY.
332
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,720
WHAT'S UP, LADIES?
333
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,725
BOYS! WHAT UP!
WHAT'S UP, JACK?
334
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,695
JACK!
THE GOD OF FUCK, BRO!
335
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,966
BRO, JILLY MIRANDA.
OH, NO. HELLO?
336
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,603
HELLO? BAD DICK!
VERY BAD DICK!
337
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:44,271
BAD DICK!
338
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,305
WELL,
SINCE I'M DOWN HERE,
339
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,573
I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT--
340
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,542
HOW DOES EVERYBODY
ON PLANET FRICKING EARTH
341
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,177
KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY?
342
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,644
YOU GUYS
NEVER KNOW ANYTHING.
343
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,379
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
344
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,514
THAT KENNEDY
WAS ASSASSINATED.
345
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,783
WAIT, GEORGE KENNEDY
WAS ASSASSINATED?
346
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,786
BRO, JILLY MIRANDA
IS A DEVIANT, OK?
347
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:00,753
SHE'S A MAJOR DEVE.
348
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,756
SHE GETS OFF ON
CAUSING TROUBLE, OK?
349
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,724
BUT DID SHE AT LEAST
350
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,593
MAKE YOU BUST
A LITTLE COO-COO?
351
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,161
DID YOU? 11 YEARS,
352
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,929
HE HASN'T BUSTED
A NUT, RIGHT?
353
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,231
HEY, 5.
354
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,066
TAKING IT OFF
OVER HERE, BOSS.
355
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,535
HEY, PILOT, YOU LITTLE FUCK,
DID YOU SELL THAT BOOM?
356
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,536
YEAH.
357
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,439
HEY, SHUT UP.
358
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,642
MAYHEM, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
359
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,677
ALL RIGHT.
360
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,680
THE HOUND HAS SOME
MAJOR TRUST ISSUES
361
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,116
WITH OUR BOY
PILOT HERE.
362
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,217
YO, WIPING IT OFF
OVER HERE, BOSS.
363
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,284
LISTEN, I TELL YOU,
364
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,819
PUTTING YOU DOWN
AT THAT WATER PARK
365
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,754
WAS AN ENTREPRENEURIAL
MILESTONE.
366
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:35,888
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
367
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,290
THERE'S A RAVE
OVER BY WHISKEY PETE'S.
368
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,126
YO, SIP OF WATER
OVER HERE, BOSS.
369
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,629
WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
FOR A BLINK OF AN EYE!
370
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,563
I WANT YOU OVER THERE
371
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,433
WITH SOME GHB AND SOME
WINDOW PANE, ALL RIGHT?
372
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,400
YO, I CAN'T.
373
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,103
WHAT?
374
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,904
I CAN'T, MAN.
375
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,674
I'M...I'M GOING
WITH JACK.
376
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:57,644
GOING WITH JACK WHERE?
377
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,711
SCAWLDY!
378
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,480
SCAWLDY!
379
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,014
I'VE GOT TO BAIL.
380
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:06,018
OH!
OF COURSE, RIGHT.
381
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,688
BURT MIRANDA.
HA HA HA!
382
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,023
[SCAWLDY LAUGHING]
383
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,024
OF COURSE,
OF COURSE.
384
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,092
ALL RIGHT, MAN,
THAT'S COOL.
385
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,527
WHERE YOU GUYS HEADED?
386
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,231
WE'RE THINKING
SEATTLE, YOU KNOW?
387
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,932
Scawldy:
JILLY MIRANDA, MAN,
388
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,968
I'D LIKE TO TAKE
A RIDE ON HER.
389
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,003
LITTLE SWEET ASS POOPER,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
390
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,038
OH, HEE! LET'S GO.
391
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,874
NO, SCAWLDY, LOOK,
392
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:28,875
I'VE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT?
393
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,177
WHAT IS YOUR RUSH, BOYS?
394
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,211
COME ON,
YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD
395
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,845
BY A FUCKING STRING
RIGHT HERE.
396
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,715
SCAWLDY!
I'VE GOT TO GO.
397
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,049
YO, MAN,
CAN I HAVE MY CUT?
398
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,818
THEY'RE AFTER
MY FUCKING TOES, MAN.
399
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,819
FUCK!!
400
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,791
Scawldy: WELL, OTAY.
401
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,459
WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?
DETROIT?
402
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,794
DEE-TROIT?
403
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,198
YEAH, DETROIT.
DETROIT'S COOL.
404
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,699
RIGHT ON. DETROIT'S GOT
THAT OLD SCHOOL SHIT,
405
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,766
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
406
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,101
LIKE MOTOR CITY MADMAN,
407
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,237
TEDDY, TEDDY, TED
FUCKING NUGENT, MAN.
408
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,339
* I GOT YOU
IN A STRANGLEHOLD, BABY *
409
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,474
Pilot:
YOU KNOW, SCAWLD,
410
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,843
WE'RE THINKING ABOUT
GETTING A STAKE.
411
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,714
SELL AS WE GO,
FINANCE THE TRIP.
412
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,249
THE DETROIT TRIP.
413
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:09,982
WHAT ARE YOU BOYS
THINKING ABOUT?
414
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:10,950
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
415
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,420
WELL,
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
416
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,156
WHAT HAVE I GOT?
DUDE, WHAT HAVE I GOT?
417
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,391
I GOT IT ALL, MAN!
418
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,159
I GOT--
I'M THE FUCKING--
419
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,428
DUDE,
I'M THE FUCKING THING,
420
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,095
WHAT IS THAT THING
AT THANKSGIVING,
421
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,997
THE HORN THING,
THE FUCKING HORN THING
422
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,065
OVERFLOWING WITH GOODIES?
423
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,568
THE FUCKING
HORN THING
424
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,869
WITH ALL THE FUCKING
GOODIES COMING OUT.
425
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:30,837
NICE WORKING WITH YOU,
FUCKFACE.
426
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,871
WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT THING?
427
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:32,739
A CORNUCOPIA.
428
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:33,506
AHA, THERE YOU GO.
429
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,408
PILOT, MY MAN,
KNOWS EVERYTHING.
430
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,810
HE'S A REGULAR GODDAMN
PAT SAJAK!
431
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,645
I GOT IT ALL.
432
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,814
I GOT THE KIND,
DAFFY FUCKING BUD, MAN,
433
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,416
THE HYDRO NUGGETY-NUGS,
434
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,617
RED FIBER,
435
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,388
HERBAL MEDICATIONS
SWEEP UPON THE NATION.
436
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,524
THE RED, RED, RED, RED FIBER,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
437
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,259
POW! POW! POW!
438
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,561
I'VE GOT AN AMINO ACID
CONCOCTION
439
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,663
MARINATING IN THE BACK
RIGHT NOW, MAN.
440
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,632
IT CREATES A TOTALLY
PROFOUND EXCURSION.
441
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,301
IT OPENS UP ALL YOUR FUCKING
PLEASURE GLANDS,
442
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,502
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
443
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,403
BOOM!
444
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,904
YOU'RE LIKE IN A FIELD OF SNOW,
445
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,172
BUT YOU'RE REALLY IN SAND
446
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,174
AND YOU'RE MAKING
A GODDAMN LITTLE ANGEL.
447
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,142
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY,
YOU'RE CREATING SYMPHONIES,
448
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,544
YOU HAD NO IDEA!
449
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,480
YOU'LL BE A GENIUS,
MY FRIEND.
450
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,549
I GOT ROCK SOAKED
IN THE WINE COOLER.
451
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,652
I'VE GOT WINE COOLER--
HEH HEH, HA HA--
452
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,722
THAT'S BEEN SOAKED IN--
HA HA--ROCK!
453
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,757
I GOT THESE NEW 'LUDES
IN POWDERED FORM.
454
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,093
YOU SNORT IT UP!
455
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,396
YOUR HEAD FLIES OPEN!
AAAAAH!
456
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,265
THE BATS FLY IN,
THEY SHOOT OUT!
457
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,200
WHOO! HA HA HA!
I FUCKING SNAPPED OUT OF IT,
458
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,068
I CHOMPED ABOUT
4 OF THEM, RIGHT?
459
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,304
AND I WAS FUCKING
THE COKE MACHINE
460
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,438
IN THE MOTEL 6.
461
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,340
SHE WAS COMING FRESCA,
MAN, LIKE CRAZY.
462
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,310
I GOT SOME MUSHROOM TEA.
I GOT SOME ECSTASY.
463
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,911
I GOT SOME OPIUM.
464
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,214
AAH! AAH! AAH!
465
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,318
AND I THINK I HEAR
THE POLICE COMING AFTER ME.
466
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,453
I HEAR THE POLICE COMING,
I HEAR THE POLICE COMING,
467
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,956
I HEAR THE POLICE
COMING AFTER ME.
468
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,158
WHAT'S IT GOING
TO BE, BOYS?
469
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,027
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE US
TWO Z's OF ENDO,
470
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,296
100 HITS OF E,
AND A PAGE OF BLOTTER?
471
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,131
THAT'S MY MAN,
POTS AND PANS.
472
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,399
I HAVE IT READY.
473
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,368
I'LL FILL YOUR ORDER.
474
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,403
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU TOLD HIM,
475
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,738
"WE'RE THINKING SEATTLE."
476
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,374
WHAT KIND OF TOTAL VOID
ARE YOU, JACK?
477
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,576
PILOT, RELAX, MAN.
478
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,177
HE THINKS WE'RE
GOING TO DETROIT.
479
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,146
YEAH? MAN,
TOMORROW MORNING
480
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,247
THAT FREAK WAKES UP,
481
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,115
HIS NIPPLE RING'S
BEEN TORN OFF,
482
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,852
HE'S GOT A BRAND-NEW
MONKEY IN HIS CLOSET,
483
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,086
AND A 14-YEAR-OLD
ASIAN BOY
484
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,921
LYING NEXT TO HIM
IS IN A DIABETIC COMA,
485
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,524
HE WON'T REMEMBER A FUCKING
THING ABOUT LAST NIGHT
486
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:35,762
EXCEPT THAT WE'RE TAKING
OUR TRICK ASSES TO SEATTLE!
487
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,996
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
488
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,970
SO WE DON'T GO
TO SEATTLE.
489
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,304
WE'LL JUST GO
SOMEPLACE ELSE.
490
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,873
SOMEPLACE ELSE?
491
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,274
YEAH, LIKE I SAID,
492
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,610
I'VE GOT AN AUNT
IN SOUTH DAKOTA.
493
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,711
I GOT A COUSIN
494
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,147
IN ALBUQUERQUE,
TEMPE, VALENCIA.
495
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,116
OH, BRO!
496
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,251
THERE'S A BLACK BELT
CONVENTION IN RENO!
497
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:00,453
COME ON!
498
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,955
NO. IT'S COOL.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
499
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:07,394
I MEAN, SCAWLDY THINKS
WE'RE GOING TO DETROIT,
500
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,129
LET'S GO TO SEATTLE.
501
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,864
[PUNK ROCK PLAYING]
502
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,040
* WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
503
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:24,176
* WHEN I LOOK AT YOU,
YOU SAY *
504
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,612
* TURN AROUND
IN BED AT NIGHT *
505
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,948
* WE BEST DON'T
GET IT RIGHT *
506
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,417
* WE'RE NOT FUCKED UP
507
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,951
* LET'S BE FUCKED UP
508
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:35,054
* WE'RE NOT FUCKED UP YET
509
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,255
* WE'RE NOT FUCKED UP YET
510
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,090
* WE'RE NOT FUCKED UP YET
511
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,892
* NO FUCKING WAY
512
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:43,896
* NOT FUCKED UP YET
513
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,165
Woman on answering machine:
HI, YOU'VE REACHED THE CARNES'.
514
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,568
BILLY'S IN BOSTON,
AMY'S IN SEATTLE,
515
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,771
BUT WE'RE STILL HERE,
SO LEAVE A MESSAGE. [BEEP]
516
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,412
THAT LUCY?
517
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:00,847
UH, YEAH.
518
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,814
HOW DID SHE TAKE IT?
519
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,152
SHE TOOK IT FINE,
YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
520
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,720
SHIT, ALL SHE'S
GOING TO BE WITHOUT
521
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,423
ARE MY CLEVER
OBSERVATIONS.
522
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,224
YOU BANG HER YET?
523
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,427
NOT EVEN CLOSE, MAN.
IF "BANG HER"
524
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,962
IS AN ISLAND
OFF THE CARIBBEAN,
525
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,431
ME AND LUCY ARE STUCK
IN TRAFFIC IN JERSEY.
526
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,833
WHATEVER.
THE POINT IS,
527
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,969
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
TO THE DAN D. FINE.
528
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,137
OF COURSE NOT,
HAVE YOU?
529
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,474
CLARK BROUGHT ME
THERE WHEN I WAS 12.
530
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:28,908
GOOD OLD CLARK!
531
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,444
WHO NEEDS
DISNEYLANDS?
532
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:34,246
IT'S ON THE WAY,
MAYBE WE COULD STOP BY.
533
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,448
WHAT FOR?
534
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:37,917
IF THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOUR PIPE,
535
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,453
THE DAN D. FINE
WILL CLEAN IT OUT.
536
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:41,954
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH ME.
537
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:48,194
WELL, I MEAN, MAYBE...
538
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,796
LOOK, MAN, WE'VE GOT
TO PUT MILES
539
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:52,431
BETWEEN US AND THE VEG,
YOU KNOW?
540
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,566
AND PLUS, YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE BOUND TO BE
541
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,067
OTHER PLACES
LIKE THE DAN D. FINE
542
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,503
FURTHER ALONG DOWN
THE ROAD.
543
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,771
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
544
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,840
I MEAN,
I THINK IT'S BETTER
545
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,442
IF WE JUST SKIP IT.
546
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:08,014
BRO, THERE IS NOTHING,
547
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,082
NOTHING,
NOTHING, NOTHING,
548
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,084
LIKE THE DAN D. FINE.
549
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,187
SO GET IN THE FUCKING CAR.
LET'S GO, YOU PUSSY.
550
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,656
MAKE A WOMAN
OUT OF YOU YET.
551
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,641
[BUZZER]
552
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:35,942
I DON'T KNOW, JACK.
553
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:38,645
GOOD EVENING, GENTLEMEN.
554
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:39,912
HOW YOU DOING, FROOD?
555
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,382
HOW'S YOUR DAD, JACK?
556
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,217
[MOANING]
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
557
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,252
HAVE A SEAT.
558
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,854
Woman: OUT OF HERE.
YOU ARE OUT.
559
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,557
I DIDN'T EVEN TAKE OUT
THE GOCK. LEAVE ME ALONE!
560
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,825
MAUZNER, I DON'T CARE
WHO YOUR DADDY IS, OK?
561
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:53,960
IT DON'T GIVE YOU
THE RIGHT
562
00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,195
TO COME IN HERE
AND ACT LIKE A VIRUS!
563
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:57,229
CAN IT!
564
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,500
GOOD EVENING,
GENTLEMEN.
565
00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:04,270
WELCOME
TO THE DAN D. FINE.
566
00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:06,773
MY NAME IS NAOMI.
567
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,008
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MEET THE LADIES?
568
00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:11,811
SURE.
569
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,417
WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
MAKER'S ROCKS.
570
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,087
SORRY, MAUZNER, I DON'T
THINK WE SHOULD--
571
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,188
MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
572
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,790
GENTLEMEN. UH!
573
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,636
[COUGHS]
574
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,470
HUZZAH,
HUZZAH, HUZZAH.
575
00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:39,538
COME ON IN, BABIES.
576
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:42,208
MEET YOUR NEW
BOYFRIENDS.
577
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,310
AREN'T THEY SWEET?
578
00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:45,712
COME ON,
DON'T BE SHY.
579
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,880
LET'S MOVE IT,
TIME IS MONEY.
580
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,917
COME ON. OK.
581
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,418
INTRODUCE YOURSELVES,
LADIES.
582
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,953
SOPHIE.
583
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,855
LOIS.
584
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,323
SALLY SUE.
585
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,091
ALEXIS.
586
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,392
NATALIE.
587
00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,394
LOOK AT THOSE LEGS,
MAN, LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.
588
00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,396
SHE USED TO WEAR
THESE, LIKE,
589
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:08,100
PATENT LEATHER GO-GO
FUCK-ME BOOTS RIDING UP.
590
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,435
ONE OF THESE
BITCHES QUIT
591
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:12,471
AND STOLE
ALL HER SHOES, MAN.
592
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:13,773
DAMN SHAME, TOO.
I WAS HOPING
593
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:15,207
TO GET A STOMPING
TONIGHT.
594
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,909
Woman: JULIE...
595
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,078
YOU EVER HAVE A CHICK
WALK ON YOUR BALLS?
596
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:19,612
YEAH.
597
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:21,113
EVER FUCK A 14-YEAR-OLD?
598
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,015
SIR?
599
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,084
DUDE, I--
600
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,355
I FORGOT EVERYONE'S
NAMES.
601
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,190
AMATEUR.
602
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:35,027
OK. GO.
603
00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:41,400
CINDY, JACKIE, SNATCHIE,
CUNTY, ASSFUCK, BLOW JOB.
604
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,368
DUDE, PICK A GIRL
605
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:43,836
AND STICK YOUR COCK
IN HER, MAN.
606
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:47,206
HEY, LET HIM TAKE
HIS TIME, ALL RIGHT?
607
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,641
WHATEVER, DUDE.
608
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,779
YEAH, I'LL TAKE LOIS.
609
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,613
Naomi:
GOOD CHOICE.
610
00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:55,414
COME ON, LOIS,
611
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,248
TAKE HIM AWAY,
BABY.
612
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,349
UNLESS YOU WANT
YOUR ASSHOLE
613
00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,185
FELCHED WITH A CRAZY STRAW,
614
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,922
YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK.
DO YOU GET IT? SHIT.
615
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,294
SO, HOW ABOUT YOU,
PUDDING?
616
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,163
UH...
617
00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:14,667
NO, I'M JUST ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.
618
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:18,137
WHAT? WHY?
619
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:19,906
BRO, I DON'T
PAY FOR IT.
620
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:21,440
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, DUDE?
621
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,675
THAT'S
THE BEST PART.
622
00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,610
YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT
623
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,078
TO THESE GIRLS, MAN.
624
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,215
YOU CAN BEND THEM
OVER, FUCK 'EM IN--
625
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,282
MAUZNER!
626
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,150
WHAT?
627
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,585
JUST PICK, OK?
628
00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:34,921
ALL RIGHT.
629
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,161
BYE-BYE, GUY.
630
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,363
UH!
631
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,069
UH!
632
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,474
HOW WAS IT?
633
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,044
HA HA HA!
634
00:27:58,077 --> 00:27:59,345
YEAH?
635
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,413
YEAH,
COME TO DADDY.
636
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:02,514
THERE YOU GO.
637
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:03,950
THOSE PIPES WORKING?
638
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,655
MAN, I'M HUNGRY,
LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
639
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,024
SO IT WAS COOL,
YOU KNOW?
640
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:14,026
I TOLD HER ABOUT MY TROUBLES
AND SHE WAS LIKE,
641
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:18,130
"SEXUAL CONFUSION'S
A TRICKY THING."
642
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:20,299
SEXUAL CONFUSION?
643
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:23,535
I MEAN, EASY ON THE SEXUAL
CONFUSION TIP, BABY.
644
00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,172
MAKE ME SOUND LIKE
THAT GUY IN A RAINCOAT
645
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,808
WITH A FISTFUL OF VASELINE,
YOU KNOW?
646
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:31,310
SEXUAL CONFUSION.
647
00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:35,447
YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE
SEXUAL CONFUSION, DO YOU?
648
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:36,415
SO SOFT.
649
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:37,817
HEY!
650
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,752
Pilot:
I DON'T WITH LUCY, BUT...
651
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,256
REMEMBER THAT NIGHT
WITH BECKY MEADOWS?
652
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,325
I WAS DRUNK, BUT...
653
00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,896
BUT, I MEAN,
I BONED HER.
654
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,231
I THINK.
655
00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:59,005
BRO, I BONED
BECKY MEADOWS.
656
00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,909
WHATEVER.
657
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,643
AFTER THE INITIAL
PRE-GAME JITTERS,
658
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,112
IT WAS A SENSATION,
YOU KNOW?
659
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,781
Woman: PLEASE,
YOU'VE BEEN RATTLING ON
660
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:09,748
ABOUT THE DEEP PURPLE
CONCERTS
661
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:10,749
FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS.
662
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:11,583
Man: OH, COME ON,
663
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:14,386
I BOUGHT YOU
A CHEESEBURGER.
664
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,721
I MEAN, YOU'RE HOMELESS.
665
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,523
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S
IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR.
666
00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:18,524
YOU KNOW WHAT?
667
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,860
I DON'T THINK THIS
IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
668
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:24,964
SICK FUCK!
669
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,866
FUCKING BITCH!
670
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,734
NOBODY TOUCHES ME!
671
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:32,171
NOBODY FUCKING
TOUCHES ME!
672
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,572
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
673
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:34,773
ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME?
674
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:35,808
ARE YOU? HUH?
675
00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,376
ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME?
676
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,414
SHE'S JUST
A FUCKING BITCH.
677
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,682
GET IN YOUR FUCKING CAR.
678
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,517
GET IN YOUR FUCKING CAR!
679
00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:52,124
IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S OK.
DEEP BREATHS.
680
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,563
FUCKING CUNT!
681
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:03,669
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
682
00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:05,404
HEY, WHAT. YOU GOING
TO BEAT ME UP, TOO?
683
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,506
[CAR STARTS]
684
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,011
I HATE THAT WORD.
685
00:30:13,712 --> 00:30:15,814
[RADIO PLAYING LOUD ROCK MUSIC]
686
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:19,518
FUCK.
687
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:25,591
Jack: YOU OK?
688
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,394
YEAH.
689
00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:30,696
JESUS,
DON'T TELL ME
690
00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:32,098
THERE WAS A TIME
IN DAYS PAST
691
00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:32,899
WHEN YOU COULD
HITCH A RIDE
692
00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:33,900
AND THE DRIVER
DIDN'T THINK
693
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,268
HE COULD PUT IT
YOUR FUCKING PAIL.
694
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:37,069
DON'T TELL ME
695
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,271
THERE WAS A TIME
LIKE THAT.
696
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,406
Pilot: YEAH, SURE.
697
00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,375
MY MOM USED TO HITCH
ALL THE TIME, AND...
698
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:45,477
SHE HATES IT IN THE PAIL.
699
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,016
SHIT.
700
00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:55,721
Pilot: LET'S BAIL, JACK.
701
00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:57,456
YEAH, LET'S.
702
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,297
JACK.
COME ON, MAN.
703
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:08,935
HEY, WE'RE, UH...
704
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,437
WE'RE HEADING NORTH.
IF YOU'D, UH...
705
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,240
IF YOU WANT TO...
706
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:18,877
OK.
707
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,621
[QUIETLY] THANK YOU.
708
00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:40,166
THEN THERE WERE 3.
709
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,346
Pilot: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
710
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,817
CASSIE.
711
00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,619
AS IN CASSANDRA?
712
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,989
YEAH, AS IN CASSANDRA.
713
00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,426
Cassie:
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
714
00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:14,333
PILOT. THIS IS,
THIS IS JACK.
715
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:16,768
YEAH? WHY PILOT?
716
00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,704
I DON'T LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
717
00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:19,538
HIS MOTHER
PICKED UP
718
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:20,973
AN AIRLINE PILOT
ONE NIGHT--
719
00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:22,408
BUT JACK LOVES TO.
720
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,909
AT A BAR NEAR D.F.W.
721
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,077
THAT'S DALLAS-FORT WORTH.
722
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,645
THEY FUCKED,
THE PILOT LEFT,
723
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,813
SHE GOT PREGNANT,
724
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,815
ONLY SHE NEVER CAUGHT
THE PILOT'S NAME.
725
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,483
MOM'S A PEACH.
726
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,685
SO SHE NAMED YOU PILOT.
727
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:36,055
EXACTLY, CASSANDRA.
728
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:45,897
WOW.
729
00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,233
ZOWIE.
730
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,534
WHAT?
731
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,238
YOU DID
A GOOD THING.
732
00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:53,039
HUH?
733
00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,906
MOST PEOPLE WHEN
TOLD THE STORY
734
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,842
WILL INEVITABLY
SAY...
735
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,277
"GOOD THING HE WASN'T
A FISHERMAN."
736
00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:58,877
"GOOD THING
737
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,979
HE WASN'T A
PROCTOLOGIST."
738
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,982
"GOOD THING HE WASN'T
AN EXTERMINATOR."
739
00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:05,651
OK, I SEE,
BECAUSE IF THE GUY
740
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,354
HAD BEEN
LIKE A PROCTOLOGIST,
741
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:12,558
THEN PILOT'S NAME
MIGHT BE LIKE, UM...
742
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:13,559
SPHINCTER.
743
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,727
EXACTLY.
OR ANUS.
744
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:16,728
OR HEMORRHOID.
745
00:33:16,762 --> 00:33:17,829
OR DINGLE BERRY.
746
00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:20,499
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
CAN WE STOP?
747
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,838
AH, FUCK!
748
00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:28,574
WHY DON'T YOU EASE
OFF THE STEROIDS,
749
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:29,575
SNACK TIME?
750
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,243
WHERE ARE THEY, SCAWLDY?
751
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:32,911
YOU GUYS STILL
WORKING FOR LIBERACE?
752
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,280
HE'S DEAD, OK?
753
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,148
SCAWLDY, DON'T BE
A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG, MAN.
754
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:37,916
JUST TELL US WHERE
THE LITTLE PRICKS ARE.
755
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,486
I DON'T KNOW WHO
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
756
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,522
[SCAWLDY CHOKING]
757
00:33:43,555 --> 00:33:44,656
DE-DETROIT.
758
00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:45,557
WHAT? WHERE?
759
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:46,192
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
760
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:47,326
THE FUCKERS
ARE IN DETROIT.
761
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,694
THEY WENT TO DETROIT.
YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?
762
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:49,561
BEAT THE FUCK OUT
OF THEM.
763
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,064
JUST GET OUT OF MY...
764
00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:53,665
Man: STEVEN, CHECK IT OUT.
765
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:58,003
[TAPE REWINDING]
766
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,771
WHERE YOU GUYS HEADED?
767
00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:03,041
UH, WE'RE
THINKING SEATTLE.
768
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,343
...THINKING SEATTLE.
769
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,811
[LAUGHS]
770
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,045
I LOVE WHEN
THIS HAPPENS.
771
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,447
NO, NO, NO, NO.
DETROIT, HUH?
772
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,448
[BABBLING]
773
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:10,249
[CRASH]
774
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,884
Pilot: YEAH, IT'S PILOT.
775
00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,753
YEAH, I MET YOU GUYS
AT GRADUATION.
776
00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:19,291
LOOK, MR. CARNES, I'M GOING
TO BE IN THE SEATTLE AREA,
777
00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:22,494
AND I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU HAD A NUMBER FOR AMY.
778
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,096
YOU DON'T.
779
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,298
YEAH, WORK ADDRESS IS FINE.
780
00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:28,066
[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]
781
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,402
Man: I MEAN, THE GUY WAS
THE ORIGINAL PARTY POET.
782
00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,070
HOW DID HE GET
KICKED OUT OF WEST POINT
783
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,272
AND WRITE THIS SHIT?
784
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,407
"GAILY BEDIGHT,
A GALLANT KNIGHT,
785
00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,042
"IN SUNSHINE
AND IN SHADOW.
786
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,677
"FELL AS HE FOUND,
NO SPOT OF GROUND,
787
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,812
THAT LOOKED LIKE..."
788
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:42,681
HOLD ONTO YOUR SPORE,
MANLER.
789
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:44,082
Attacker: FUCK OFF, GOODWIN.
790
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,321
THERE WERE 2
ENORMOUS COCKROACHES
791
00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:50,822
FUCKING
IN THE PARKING LOT.
792
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:51,857
OH, YOU ALWAYS
TAKE ME
793
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:52,824
TO THE NICEST
JOINTS, JACK.
794
00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,025
Man: HELLO, HELLO.
795
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,362
LOOK AT THIS TRIO.
THE WISE MEN.
796
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,164
OH, MY BAD.
797
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:02,100
THE 2 WISE MEN
AND ONE VERY LOVELY GOWN.
798
00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:03,669
HERE'S 5 GOOD ONES.
799
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:04,703
WHAT DO YOU
SAY, KEMO SABE?
800
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:05,837
THERE'S 5 GOOD ONES.
801
00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:08,106
AND YOU ARE EVERYTHING.
802
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:10,209
YOU'RE, OH...
803
00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:15,214
I'M
JONATHAN GOODWIN.
804
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,815
THE KIDS CALL ME
JOHNNY THE FOX.
805
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,817
HEY, JOHNNY THE FOX.
806
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,452
WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?
807
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:23,189
OH, THAT. THAT WAS JUST
ABOUT THE WORLD BEING
808
00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,123
A FUCKING BLENDER
809
00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:27,092
AND ME BEING
A WILD STRAWBERRY.
810
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,260
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
811
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,461
YOU ALL LOOK
A LITTLE TORQUED,
812
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,597
AND I AM THE DISCOVERER
OF PICKER-UPPERS.
813
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,831
COULD I INTEREST YOU
814
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:33,965
IN SOMETHING
FROM THE BAM FAMILY?
815
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,235
A LITTLE CRYSTAL
AND SUCH,
816
00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:37,836
WHATEVER YOUR FLAVOR IS.
817
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:41,207
Pilot: WE'RE ACTUALLY
LOOKING TO MOVE SOME OURSELVES.
818
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,408
YOU GOT
DANCE DRUGS?
819
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,109
YEAH.
820
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,377
OBJECTIFY.
821
00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:49,014
SOME RECENTLY
SYNTHESIZED M.D.M.A.
822
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,949
WHICH HAS NOT
YET BEEN TASTED.
823
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,050
I KNOW A PLACE.
824
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,120
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING,
CROWD CHEERING]
825
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,923
YEAH! COME ON,
BABY! WHOO!
826
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,304
CHECK IT OUT, BABY!
827
00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,507
THIS IS WHERE
WE TASTE IT, RIGHT?
828
00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:20,646
AH-HA!
829
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:21,947
WHOO-HOO!
830
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:12,230
PILOT, DO ME A FAVOR.
LET ME DO THE TALKING.
831
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,933
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKING
TERRIFIED OF ME.
832
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,869
Johnny: CHECK
IT OUT! WHOO!
833
00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,539
JOHNNY THE FOX.
834
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,073
WHAT'S UP?
835
00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:24,175
READY TO SURF
SOME WARM WAVES, MAN?
836
00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:25,176
HOW'S THAT?
837
00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,446
BECAUSE I AM
CHOO CHOO CHARLIE.
838
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:30,782
AND I GOT AN "E" TRAIN
PULLING OUT OF THE STATION.
839
00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:31,783
GET ON BOARD!
840
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:33,084
YOU GIVING SAMPLES?
841
00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,420
THAT KIND OF GREED
MAKES ME THINK
842
00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,555
THAT YOU'RE ALREADY
STONED, JUICY BOY.
843
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,256
COME ON, BITCH.
LET'S TEST THE MERCH.
844
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,726
BITCH? WE'RE OUT OF HERE,
PILOT, GOOD-BYE.
845
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:40,959
NOT SO FAST, TRICK.
846
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:41,827
WHAT?
847
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,330
Juicy Boy: HEY, MUFFIN,
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
848
00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,531
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
849
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,198
YOU'RE A FRIEND
OF THE FOX, HUH?
850
00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:48,434
WELL, THAT AIN'T GOOD.
851
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,002
I HEARD HE WENT DOWN,
AND HE'S GOING DEEP COVER.
852
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,471
LOOK, JUICY,
DON'T EVEN PLAY.
853
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:56,174
IS THAT TRUE?
YOU 5-0, MUFFIN?
854
00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:57,443
'CAUSE IF IT'S NOT,
855
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,878
YOU'D LOOK REAL GOOD
CURLED ON THE FLOOR
856
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,481
AROUND MY FEET...
PURRING.
857
00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:04,550
YO, HARRIS, WHAT
THE FUCK IS THIS?
858
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,284
WHAT? YOU WANT ME
TO SWITCH IT INTO HYPE?
859
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:07,486
YOU KNOW MY BIO.
860
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:09,721
YOU KNOW ABOUT
MY 2 TOURS IN THE NAM.
861
00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:13,091
HAUNG NGUYEN, MEKONG DELTA,
WITH A WEB-FOOTED APE.
862
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:17,763
YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS FOR
ME TO GO BACK TO THAT PLACE.
863
00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:21,600
Harris: THE NAM?
864
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:25,103
YOU WERE LIKE 6 WHEN
THAT SHIT WAS GOING DOWN.
865
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,538
Johnny: PILOT, COME ON.
866
00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:27,739
Harris:
FUCKING GET HIM, GET HIM.
867
00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,174
GO.
868
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,709
WHAT'S THAT THING
ON YOUR FINGER?
869
00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,480
MY WEDDING RING.
870
00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,617
YOU'RE MARRIED?
871
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,356
IT GOT ANNULLED.
872
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,359
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
YOU GOT DIVORCED?
873
00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:50,429
YEAH. I GOT DIVORCED.
874
00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,401
Pilot: JACK! JACK!
875
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,802
LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT
OF HERE, JACK.
876
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:57,335
WHAT'S UP?
877
00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:58,504
COME ON, LET'S BAIL.
878
00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:14,653
PILOT, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE.
879
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:15,954
MAN, I THOUGHT
THOSE GUYS WERE DOWN.
880
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,155
NO.
I DID.
881
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,824
IT'S FINE, MAN.
882
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,125
I'M SORRY.
883
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,027
THAT'S ALL, JUST SORRY.
884
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,100
WHAT? YOU JEALOUS?
885
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,003
NO.
886
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,304
IT'S JUST...
887
00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:35,306
YOU KNOW, HE'S NEVER
LET ME DRIVE BEFORE.
888
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,775
WELL, HERE'S THE NEWS FLASH.
889
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,477
YOU REALIZE
IF WE BOOST THE DOSE
890
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,779
TO ANOTHER 2 1/2
GRAMS EACH OF THESE 'SHROOMS,
891
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,981
WE CAN GET
COMPLETELY MASHED AND--
892
00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:44,750
WHERE YOU GOING,
ANYWAYS?
893
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,386
I GOT TO MEET UP WITH
A FRIEND, MAKE A DELIVERY,
894
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,788
AND THEN I'M OFF
TO THE EMERALD CITY--
895
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,490
SEATTLE.
896
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:53,425
YEAH?
MM-HMM.
897
00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:54,392
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
898
00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,161
YOU KNOW, I KNOW
SOMEBODY IN SEATTLE.
899
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,063
OF COURSE YOU DO.
900
00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:00,198
AMY CARNES.
901
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,232
[LAUGHS]
902
00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:02,033
OH, YEAH.
903
00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,469
BEST GIRL, EVER--
904
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,504
IN CAPS.
905
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:08,574
BEST GIRL EVER.
906
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,141
OH, I'M FEELING THAT.
907
00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,277
"BILLY JOHNSON,
HE'S OUR MAN.
908
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:13,945
IF HE CAN'T DO IT,
NOBODY CAN."
909
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,182
TOTALLY.
SQUAD CAPTAIN.
910
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,585
YEAH. WHOLESOME DREAMS AND...
911
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,488
TIGHT LITTLE ASS AND...
912
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:26,091
I MEAN, COULD I PLEASE HAVE
A SALAD WITH NO DRESSING?
913
00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:29,027
I KNOW.
914
00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,663
NIGHT OF
GRADUATION, MAN.
915
00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:34,766
WE HAD A THING.
916
00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:37,569
THE RAGE-ALL-NIGHT
PARTY.
917
00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:41,973
I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT
SHE KNEW I EXISTED.
918
00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:46,077
SHE CORNERED ME
IN THE BATHROOM,
919
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:50,448
MACKED ME.
WE SLOW DANCED TO
920
00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,183
SWEET CHILD OF MINE,
921
00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:55,053
OVER AND OVER,
FOR HOURS.
922
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,559
SHE SAID SHE ALWAYS
THOUGHT I WAS COOL.
923
00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:04,229
ALWAYS THOUGHT
I WAS BETTER
924
00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:06,231
THAN THE FORGETTABLES
I HUNG OUT WITH.
925
00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:08,634
"FORGETTABLES?"
926
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,802
HER WORD.
927
00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:13,539
SHE KNEW, MAN.
928
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,842
SHE FUCKING KNEW.
929
00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:20,411
YOU REALIZE THAT PEOPLE
ARE FORGOTTEN BY PEOPLE
930
00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:22,914
WHO REMEMBER
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
931
00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:25,316
I LOVE HER.
932
00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:28,620
LOVE, LOVE, SWEET LOVE.
933
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:31,857
DID YOU FUCK HER?
934
00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:33,458
NO.
935
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,894
WELL, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
936
00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:36,695
I WOULD, YOU KNOW,
937
00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,163
LIKE THAT SUMMER,
MAYBE.
938
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,198
BIRD IN A HAND, BABY DOLL.
939
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,267
SHE LEFT SOON AFTER.
940
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,969
TO GO...
941
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,604
TO SEATTLE.
942
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:09,527
[JOHNNY YAWNING]
943
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,664
WHAT'S WITH
THOSE GUYS?
944
00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:15,100
WE KEEP SEEING THEM.
945
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:18,003
NO DOUBT HEADED
TO THE LAND OF AMY CARNES.
946
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,938
WHY?
947
00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:22,107
KURT COBAIN, SON.
948
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,108
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
949
00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:24,643
OH, HE KILLED HIMSELF.
950
00:42:26,511 --> 00:42:28,313
WHEN?
951
00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:31,249
YESTERDAY.
HE SHOT HIMSELF.
952
00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,417
FOR REAL?
953
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:33,985
FOR REAL.
954
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,592
SHIT.
955
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,529
YOU COOL?
956
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,664
YEAH, I'M COOL.
957
00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:46,865
TONY GOMEZ IS GOING
TO MEET UP WITH ME
958
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,566
AND TAKE ME
THE REST OF THE WAY.
959
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,301
TELL THESE GUYS
I SAID HEY, WILL YOU?
960
00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:51,502
ALL RIGHT,
SEE YOU AROUND THEN.
961
00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:53,138
PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE.
962
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,648
[HARD ROCK PLAYING]
963
00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,824
* THE ROAD DEMON SEES
964
00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:17,663
* IT SAYS LET'S ROLL
965
00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:22,834
* KING OF MOUNTAIN STREAMS
966
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,173
* TRIED TO ROLL HIS EYES
967
00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:44,355
[CHRISTIAN STATION
PLAYING ON RADIO]
968
00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:48,927
Man on radio: YOU AND ME
ARE THE SHEEP
969
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,029
THAT HE WOULD DO
ANYTHING FOR.
970
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,163
ANYTHING.
971
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,068
...NAILED TO THE CROSS.
972
00:43:57,102 --> 00:43:59,070
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHERE CANYONDALE IS?
973
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:01,406
Old woman: ANNA?
974
00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:03,241
WHAT?
COME HERE.
975
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,375
OK.
976
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:08,613
FETCH MY GLASSES.
977
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,281
Man: I TOOK THE KIDS
THERE LAST YEAR
978
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,382
TO SEE THE BOY.
979
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:15,653
IT FREAKED THEM.
980
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:22,393
[DOOR CLOSES]
981
00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:24,896
YOU A POOL BOY?
982
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,367
I USED TO BE.
983
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,142
WHAT?
984
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:46,818
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
985
00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,820
AREN'T REALLY
DOING IT RIGHT.
986
00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:51,156
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
987
00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,258
YOU WANT TO DO THE
WHOLE CROSS-COUNTRY
988
00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:54,793
ON THE ROAD THING.
989
00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:58,396
YOU SHOULD BE DOING
IT IN A CONVERTIBLE.
990
00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:44,609
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
991
00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:45,911
CHILL, RELAX.
992
00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:48,046
I'M MAKING A FUCKING
CONVERTIBLE.
993
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,348
YEAH, BUT NOW WE'RE
COMPLETELY CONSPICUOUS.
994
00:45:50,381 --> 00:45:52,717
OHH.
995
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,652
OH!
RIGHT.
996
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:56,988
CONSPICUOUS
TO WHAT?
997
00:45:57,022 --> 00:45:59,590
UMM...
998
00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:01,459
TO THE, UH...
999
00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:02,928
TO THE, UH...
1000
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:04,762
YOU KNOW.
1001
00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,965
Man: YOU BOYS
PASSING THROUGH?
1002
00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:08,934
YEAH, WE'RE HEADING
FOR SEATTLE.
1003
00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:11,436
BEST YOU CHECK
OUT THE BOY.
1004
00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:14,139
EXCUSE ME?
1005
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,841
THE BOY.
1006
00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:17,408
BEST YOU
CHECK OUT THE BOY.
1007
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:18,709
HEY, WHERE IS THE BOY?
1008
00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:20,611
CANYONDALE, RIGHT?
1009
00:46:20,645 --> 00:46:22,613
Man: THAT'S RIGHT.
1010
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:25,083
I SAW A POSTER
FOR THIS SHIT INSIDE.
1011
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,718
OH, YOU'LL GET
A KICK OUT OF IT.
1012
00:46:27,752 --> 00:46:29,821
PROMISE YOU THAT.
1013
00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:32,023
YOU'LL GET
A KICK OUT OF IT.
1014
00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:34,893
WELL?
1015
00:46:46,504 --> 00:46:48,706
[TRAIN PASSING BY]
1016
00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:50,041
[SHOUTING] ALLIGATOR...
1017
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:52,810
WHAT?
1018
00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:54,612
Jack: ALLIGATOR BOY.
1019
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,847
THAT'S THE BOY'S NAME.
1020
00:46:55,881 --> 00:46:58,716
HIS FULL NAME
IS ALLIGATOR BOY.
1021
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:00,952
HE'S ABOUT
20 MILES FROM HERE.
1022
00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:02,587
DUDE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
ALLIGATOR BOY?
1023
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:03,688
I DON'T KNOW.
1024
00:47:03,721 --> 00:47:06,992
IT'S JUST WHAT
THE DUDE TOLD ME.
1025
00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:07,993
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1026
00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:09,060
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
1027
00:47:09,094 --> 00:47:10,495
WELL, LET'S
FIND OUT.
1028
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,363
JACK, JACK,
WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
1029
00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:14,632
WHAT IS THE RUSH?
1030
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,567
WHAT IS THE RUSH?
IS THERE A RUSH?
1031
00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:17,869
DON'T ASK ME--
1032
00:47:17,903 --> 00:47:18,937
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
MEETING SOMEBODY
1033
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:20,238
UP THERE, ARE WE?
1034
00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:26,544
WHATEVER, DUDE.
1035
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:31,416
CAN WE JUST HAVE
15 SECONDS OF FUN
1036
00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:32,884
IN OUR
MISERABLE LIVES?
1037
00:47:32,918 --> 00:47:37,155
Pilot: UGH! FAMOUS
FUCKING LAST WORDS.
1038
00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:01,312
[CHILD CRYING]
1039
00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:06,451
Man:
THANK YOU, MA'AM.
1040
00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,319
Woman: YOU'RE WELCOME, SIR.
1041
00:48:19,697 --> 00:48:21,566
IT'LL BE $10 EACH.
1042
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,109
COME ON.
1043
00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:13,318
DESMOND?
1044
00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:16,721
DESMOND?
1045
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:19,424
DESMOND?
1046
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,160
TIP?
1047
00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:28,499
SOMETIMES HE'S SHY.
1048
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,037
Woman: I THINK A LITTLE
GIRL SCREAMED.
1049
00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:35,540
DESMOND GETS UPSET
WHEN THEY SCREAM.
1050
00:49:35,573 --> 00:49:36,674
DESMOND?
1051
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,760
THERE HE IS.
1052
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:58,729
[HISSES]
1053
00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:10,875
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HIM?
1054
00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:13,544
HE'S SHY.
1055
00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:16,281
NO, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANS.
1056
00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:19,184
I THINK SHE MEANS,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
1057
00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:21,252
YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT I MEAN.
1058
00:50:21,286 --> 00:50:23,088
Woman: HE'S
JUST BASHFUL.
1059
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,325
UNBELIEVABLE.
1060
00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:31,096
UNBELIEVABLE!
1061
00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:34,932
HEY, HE SUFFERS
FROM, UH,
1062
00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:38,169
ICHTHYOSIS,
WHICH IS A, UH,
1063
00:50:38,203 --> 00:50:41,038
A THICKENING OF
THE EPIDERMIS
1064
00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:45,210
AND IS NOT DANGEROUS
OR CONTAGIOUS.
1065
00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,278
HE'S ALSO SLIGHTLY
BRAIN DAMAGED
1066
00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:50,315
AND INCAPABLE
OF SPEECH.
1067
00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:52,717
HE'S 26.
1068
00:50:54,018 --> 00:50:55,520
I'M 26.
1069
00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:00,691
IT'S INSANE.
1070
00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:03,194
26!
1071
00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:06,531
WHAT'S HE THINKING?
1072
00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:10,668
HE PROBABLY WISHES YOU'D
STOP STARING AT HIM.
1073
00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:13,104
INSANE!
1074
00:51:13,138 --> 00:51:15,506
THIS WHOLE--
THIS IS INSANE!
1075
00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:17,708
LOOK AT HIM, JACK.
1076
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:20,044
HE'S LIKE--HE'S THE COOLEST
THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
1077
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,279
HE'S AN ALLIGATOR, DUDE!
1078
00:51:21,312 --> 00:51:22,880
HE'S AN ALLIGATOR BOY!
1079
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,549
[SCREAMS]
1080
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:40,765
THAT'D BE A CRY LADEN
WITH PAIN AND SORROW.
1081
00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:44,802
Woman: IN AROUND 600 B.C.,
1082
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:47,104
THERE WAS A SLAVE.
1083
00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:50,741
A SLAVE OF WEALTHY
GREEK NOBLEMEN.
1084
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,943
HE WAS HORRIBLY DEFORMED.
1085
00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,879
AND ALL DAY LONG,
1086
00:51:54,912 --> 00:51:57,482
THIS MONSTROUS-LOOKING MAN
1087
00:51:57,515 --> 00:52:02,052
WOULD SPIN WONDROUS TALES
OF HEROIC ANIMALS.
1088
00:52:02,086 --> 00:52:04,589
GREAT TALES, BUT
THEY TENDED TO SHOW
1089
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,157
THE WEAKNESSES OF MEN.
1090
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:12,763
SO, THE STORYTELLER
WAS KILLED BY A CRAZED MOB
1091
00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:14,465
WHO WERE INSULTED
1092
00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:18,503
THAT HIS STORIES SHOWED
ANIMALS AS BRAVE AND SMART,
1093
00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:21,872
AND PEOPLE AS
WEAK AND STUPID.
1094
00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:24,842
REALLY? WOW.
1095
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,477
AMAZING.
1096
00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:27,745
OH, WAIT.
1097
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,380
THE PUNCH LINE IS:
1098
00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:33,551
THE STORYTELLER'S
NAME WAS AESOP.
1099
00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,221
REALLY?
1100
00:52:37,688 --> 00:52:39,590
WOW.
AMAZING.
1101
00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:43,194
AS IN AESOP'S FABLES?
1102
00:52:43,228 --> 00:52:44,762
Woman: YES.
1103
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:45,963
OH.
1104
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,565
REALLY?
1105
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:48,799
WOW!
1106
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,135
AMAZING!
1107
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,037
I--I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
1108
00:52:53,070 --> 00:52:54,772
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
AESOP WAS A FREAK.
1109
00:52:58,776 --> 00:52:59,944
Cassandra: SO, UM,
1110
00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:02,547
WHERE'S MR. MURRAY?
1111
00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:07,017
Woman: LONG GONE.
1112
00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:09,220
HE COULDN'T
ACCEPT DES.
1113
00:53:09,254 --> 00:53:11,756
HE LEFT NOT LONG
AFTER DES WAS BORN.
1114
00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:14,459
BUT THEN, DES AND I
1115
00:53:14,492 --> 00:53:18,062
WENT TROOPING WITH
A WELL KNOWN 10-IN-ONE.
1116
00:53:18,095 --> 00:53:19,964
DES WAS
THE MAIN ATTRACTION.
1117
00:53:19,997 --> 00:53:22,032
HE MADE MORE MONEY
FOR THE CARNIVAL
1118
00:53:22,066 --> 00:53:24,201
THAN THE CONCESSION
STANDS.
1119
00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:26,904
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET
ENOUGH MONEY TOGETHER
1120
00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:28,439
TO MOVE TO SOUTH CAROLINA.
1121
00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,510
Cassandra: WHY
SOUTH CAROLINA?
1122
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:37,248
OH, IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE,
PARISVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA.
1123
00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:39,284
IT'S A SMALL TOWN,
BUT FOR SOME REASON
1124
00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,018
IT'S BECOME
THE WINTER QUARTERS
1125
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,720
OF ALL THE SOUTHERN CARNIES.
1126
00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:45,890
IT'S A VIRTUAL CITY
OF SPECIAL PEOPLE.
1127
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:47,958
TRANQUIL AND SUNNY.
1128
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,561
DES WOULD BE HAPPY THERE.
1129
00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:52,630
I KNOW MY DES DOESN'T
HAVE A LOT OF TIME LEFT.
1130
00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,900
WELL, ABOUT HOW
MUCH MONEY YOU NEED?
1131
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:58,102
OH, A LOT OF MONEY.
1132
00:53:58,135 --> 00:53:59,404
HOW ABOUT--HOW MUCH?
1133
00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:02,607
OH, ABOUT $5,000
WOULD DO US RIGHT.
1134
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,876
WITH WHAT WE'D
GET FOR THE HOUSE.
1135
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,446
WELL, WE'LL BE
BACK TOMORROW.
1136
00:54:08,479 --> 00:54:10,348
BEFORE WE LEAVE,
WE'LL COME SAY GOOD-BYE.
1137
00:54:10,381 --> 00:54:12,216
WE'D LIKE THAT.
1138
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,251
WE'D LIKE THAT FINE.
1139
00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:28,065
Pilot: HE WAS AMAZING,
WASN'T HE?
1140
00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,668
WASN'T HE AMAZING, JACK?
1141
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:31,902
AMAZING.
1142
00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:38,876
DESMOND THE ALLIGATOR BOY
IS A MAJOR HAPPENER.
1143
00:54:38,909 --> 00:54:39,977
ISN'T HE?
1144
00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:42,313
WHATEVER YOU
SAY, PILOT.
1145
00:54:42,347 --> 00:54:44,081
WOULD YOU WANT
TO BE HIM?
1146
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,650
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1147
00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:46,851
WHAT?
1148
00:54:46,884 --> 00:54:48,118
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, YOU FUCK?
1149
00:54:48,152 --> 00:54:50,287
WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE
STUPID QUESTIONS?
1150
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:52,156
WHAT? WHY WOULDN'T
YOU WANNA BE HIM?
1151
00:54:52,189 --> 00:54:54,158
WHY? BECAUSE
HE'S GREEN,
1152
00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:56,260
BECAUSE HIS SKIN
IS DISGUSTING,
1153
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:59,397
BECAUSE HE'S
BRAIN DAMAGED,
1154
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,999
BECAUSE HIS HEAD
IS MISSHAPEN.
1155
00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:03,200
YOU WANT ME TO GO ON?
1156
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:04,435
NO.
1157
00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:13,711
YOU THINK HE'S HAPPY?
1158
00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:14,845
PILOT!
1159
00:55:14,879 --> 00:55:16,381
WHAT? ONE QUESTION.
1160
00:55:16,414 --> 00:55:18,182
JUST ANSWER ME THAT.
DO YOU THINK HE'S HAPPY?
1161
00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:19,650
I DON'T KNOW, PILOT.
1162
00:55:19,684 --> 00:55:22,319
BUT MAYBE WE CAN
ASK THE OLD LADY
1163
00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:24,221
WHEN WE GO
AND SAY GOOD-BYE.
1164
00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,757
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT
TO SAY GOOD-BYE?
1165
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,192
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
1166
00:55:28,225 --> 00:55:29,694
YES YOU DID, DUDE!
1167
00:55:29,727 --> 00:55:30,895
I--I HEARD YOU.
1168
00:55:30,928 --> 00:55:32,196
CASSANDRA, DID YOU HEAR?
1169
00:55:32,229 --> 00:55:34,064
I DID. "WHEN WE GO
AND SAY GOOD-BYE,"
1170
00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:36,333
LIKE IT WAS THE STUPIDEST
FUCKING THING YOU EVER HEARD.
1171
00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:37,935
AND IT WAS MY IDEA.
1172
00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:39,870
I DID NOT SAY THAT.
1173
00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,541
BUT IT WAS THE
STUPIDEST FUCKING THING
1174
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,675
I EVER HEARD,
BY THE WAY.
1175
00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:45,776
WHY?
1176
00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,211
ARE YOU GUYS, BY ANY
CHANCE, IN LOVE?
1177
00:55:47,244 --> 00:55:49,213
WHY? BRO,
WHY DO WE HAVE TO
1178
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,214
GO AND SAY GOOD-BYE
TOMORROW?
1179
00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,215
I MEAN, COULDN'T
WE JUST HAVE
1180
00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:52,650
SAID GOOD-BYE TODAY?
1181
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:53,651
I'M GONNA GO
TAKE A SHOWER.
1182
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:54,752
I'LL MEET YOU
ALL AT THE BAR.
1183
00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:56,120
WE GOTTA STOP FOR
THE NIGHT ANYHOW.
1184
00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:57,855
I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN
TRAVELING FOR 2 DAYS.
1185
00:55:57,888 --> 00:56:01,792
AND PLUS, YOU KNOW, I GOT SOME
THINGS I GOTTA FIGURE OUT.
1186
00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:03,160
WHAT THINGS?
1187
00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:06,664
I MIGHT LAY
SOME CASH ON HER.
1188
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:10,935
WHY?
1189
00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,136
COME ON, MAN.
1190
00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:15,039
THE WHOLE SCENARIO
IS PRETTY PATHETIC.
1191
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,674
GRANTED, BUT WHO
THE FUCK ARE YOU,
1192
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:18,175
DONALD TRUMP?
1193
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,410
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
WANT TO GO SEE
1194
00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:21,812
THE ALLIGATOR BOY IN
THE FIRST PLACE, PILOT.
1195
00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:23,914
YEAH, BUT I'M GLAD
THAT YOU MADE US GO.
1196
00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:29,787
ALTHOUGH, I DON'T THINK
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUG IT.
1197
00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,723
BRO, EASY, EASY.
1198
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:34,124
WHAT?
1199
00:56:34,158 --> 00:56:35,960
BRO, EASY.
WHAT?
1200
00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,695
EASY WITH THAT.
1201
00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:42,132
MY GIRLFRIEND.
1202
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:43,868
SHE IS WITCHY
THOUGH, ISN'T SHE?
1203
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:45,102
IF YOU SAY SO.
1204
00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:46,236
COME ON, GIVE IT--
1205
00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:47,137
HEY, BRO,
GIVE IT UP.
1206
00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:49,574
JUST GET THE BAGS!
1207
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:02,052
YOU MAY--MAYBE YOU
SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
1208
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:11,696
YIKES!
1209
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,135
JUST UP THE HILL
IS A HOUSE
1210
00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:20,070
OVERLOOKING LAKE WASHINGTON,
1211
00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:21,138
WHERE HE PULLED A CHAIR
1212
00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:22,707
UP TO A WINDOW
1213
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:26,076
PRESSED THE BARREL OF
A 20-GAUGE SHOTGUN TO HIS HEAD
1214
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:27,745
AND PULLED THE TRIGGER.
1215
00:57:32,349 --> 00:57:33,651
IMAGINE, THOUGH.
1216
00:57:33,684 --> 00:57:36,954
I MEAN, NOT TO BE
A TOTAL BUZZ KILL, BUT,
1217
00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:39,456
IMAGINE HOW MANY DICKS
HAVE BEEN INSIDE HER.
1218
00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:42,326
WHAT?
1219
00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:44,795
THAT PERVERT AT
THE DAN D. FINE
1220
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,463
SAID THE GIRL WHO
STOLE THOSE SHOES
1221
00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,165
WORKED THERE FOR 11 MONTHS.
1222
00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:51,836
11 MONTHS, JACK.
1223
00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:54,605
THAT'S LIKE--IT'S
LIKE 4 DICKS A DAY.
1224
00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:56,674
AND, YOU KNOW, I'M
BEING CONSERVATIVE.
1225
00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:59,944
ALL RIGHT, AND THEY MUST'VE
WORKED, LIKE, 6-DAY WEEKS.
1226
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:04,949
6 TIMES 4 IS 24,
11 MONTHS IS 44 WEEKS,
1227
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,784
SO, 44 TIMES 24
1228
00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:09,086
IS 1,056.
1229
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,959
1,056 DICKS!
1230
00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:22,166
1,056 DICKS, JACK!
1231
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,367
POP QUIZ.
1232
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,168
NO.
1233
00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:24,969
COME ON,
IT'S A QUICK ONE.
1234
00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:26,103
NO.
1235
00:58:26,136 --> 00:58:27,204
COME ON.
NO.
1236
00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:34,011
GO.
1237
00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:37,815
WHAT IS 1,056 DICKS?
1238
00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:42,352
A LOT OF DICKS.
1239
00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:45,155
BEEP! PERFECT SCORE.
1240
00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:46,156
GOLD STAR.
1241
00:58:47,491 --> 00:58:49,794
WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN
CALCULATING BLOW JOBS.
1242
00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:50,895
OH!
1243
00:58:52,797 --> 00:58:54,264
"E?"
1244
00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:59,103
OBVIOUSLY, THE KID DOESN'T LIKE
BEING STARED AT AND MADE FUN OF,
1245
00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:01,739
SO MAYBE SHE SHOULD STOP
CHARGING PEOPLE TO LOOK AT HIM.
1246
00:59:01,772 --> 00:59:04,575
MAYBE THEN HE COULD
HAVE A PEACEFUL LIFE.
1247
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,248
WHAT?
1248
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:14,919
NOTHING.
1249
00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:19,189
OH, GOD!
[FEEDBACK WHINES]
1250
00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:24,028
2...3...4...
1251
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:29,867
OH, SHIT!
1252
00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:35,773
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE.
1253
00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:38,375
I WORSHIP THE CONCEPT.
1254
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:40,510
HEY!
WHAT'S UP, JACK?
1255
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:41,646
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1256
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:44,849
TONY GOMEZ
WAS A NO-SHOW!
1257
00:59:44,882 --> 00:59:47,151
I'M NOW OFFICIALLY
HITCHHIKING TO SEATTLE.
1258
00:59:47,184 --> 00:59:50,287
DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
UP THERE FOR ANYWAYS?
1259
00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:58,528
A FRIEND OF MINE DIED.
1260
00:59:58,562 --> 01:00:00,464
A FUCKED UP FREAK
NAMED JIMMY DeANGELO.
1261
01:00:00,497 --> 01:00:02,667
AND HE LEFT ME
HIS BUSINESS.
1262
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:04,802
GOT INSANE IN
THE BRAIN ONE NIGHT
1263
01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:06,470
AND SUICIDE-PACTED
WITH THIS OTHER KID.
1264
01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:08,272
WAY TOO MUCH JACK DANIELS,
MESCALINE,
1265
01:00:08,305 --> 01:00:09,539
AND OZZY OSBOURNE.
1266
01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:12,542
"BACKWARD MASKING,
SUICIDE IS GOOD."
1267
01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:14,945
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH.
1268
01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:16,513
BOOM!
1269
01:00:16,546 --> 01:00:18,315
SHOTGUN TO THE FACE
IN THE PLAYGROUND.
1270
01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:19,984
THE OTHER KID DIED,
1271
01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:22,687
BUT JIM HUNG ON.
1272
01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:26,390
OH, THEY HAD TO DO
SOME MAJOR SURGERY,
1273
01:00:26,423 --> 01:00:27,992
ON ACCOUNT OF MOST
OF HIS FACE WAS GONE.
1274
01:00:28,025 --> 01:00:31,662
THEY ACTUALLY GRAFTED SOME
OF HIS ASS UP TO HIS FACE.
1275
01:00:31,696 --> 01:00:33,864
BUT JIM HAD A REALLY
HAIRY ASS,
1276
01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:35,199
SO HE HAS HAD TO
SHAVE HIS FOREHEAD.
1277
01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:36,801
IT WAS A BAD SCENE.
1278
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:40,705
AND HE DROOLED LIKE
A MOTHERFUCKER.
1279
01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:42,272
AND THAT'S WHAT
EVENTUALLY DID HIM IN.
1280
01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:45,009
CAUSE, CHECK IT OUT,
JIM DIDN'T MIND BEING UGLY
1281
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:48,245
AND HAVING THE HAIRY
FOREHEAD AND NO TEETH.
1282
01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:50,881
BUT GODDAMN IT, HE COULDN'T
TAKE THE DROOLING.
1283
01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:54,618
SO ONE NIGHT HE GOBBLED
TOO MANY SLEEPING PILLS,
1284
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,320
AND HE DID THE JOB RIGHT.
1285
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:05,329
ANYWAY!
1286
01:01:17,474 --> 01:01:20,044
HOW COME THEY CALL
YOU PILOT, ANYWAYS?
1287
01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:23,914
MY MOTHER FUCKED
AN AIRLINE PILOT,
1288
01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:24,949
ONLY SHE NEVER
KNEW HIS NAME.
1289
01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,951
SO SHE CALLED
ME PILOT.
1290
01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,619
GOOD THING HE
A WASN'T BULIMIC.
1291
01:01:29,653 --> 01:01:31,989
OTHERWISE, YOUR
NAME WOULD BE PUKE.
1292
01:01:34,591 --> 01:01:36,160
A FIELD!
1293
01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:38,328
WE NEED A FIELD!
1294
01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:40,998
A FIELD
IN WHICH TO FROLIC!
1295
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:42,299
WHOO!
1296
01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:44,401
WHOO!
1297
01:01:48,272 --> 01:01:51,241
[AIRPLANE SOARING]
1298
01:01:53,744 --> 01:01:56,346
[MACHINE GUN FIRE]
1299
01:01:57,514 --> 01:01:59,784
HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
1300
01:02:03,187 --> 01:02:06,023
GOOD.
1301
01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:07,391
GOOD.
1302
01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:09,393
[MACHINE GUN FIRE]
1303
01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,467
WHAT?
1304
01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:19,003
OHH.
1305
01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,071
[BOTH IMITATING AIRPLANES]
1306
01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,747
OK.
1307
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:38,956
WE FOUND THE SHOES.
1308
01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,394
YOU WENT
THROUGH MY SHIT?
1309
01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:45,562
NO.
1310
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,497
THE BAG,
IT WAS OPEN,
1311
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,135
A LITTLE BIT.
1312
01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:56,974
SO WHAT'S YOUR
POINT, EXACTLY?
1313
01:02:58,675 --> 01:03:03,914
WE WERE THERE,
AT THE DAN D. FINE.
1314
01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:05,983
WE HEARD ABOUT
THE SHOES.
1315
01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:21,798
[JIMMY GRUNTING]
1316
01:03:30,841 --> 01:03:34,178
A GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT
TO LOS ANGELES
1317
01:03:36,046 --> 01:03:37,948
TO BECOME ACTRESSES.
1318
01:03:42,619 --> 01:03:44,855
YEAH, IT DIDN'T
WORK OUT.
1319
01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:49,026
I DON'T THINK
I HAD ANY TALENT.
1320
01:03:49,059 --> 01:03:51,028
SO, AFTER A FEW YEARS,
I SAID, "FUCK IT,"
1321
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:54,531
AND WAS HEADING BACK HOME.
1322
01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:57,935
BUT I STOPPED IN VEGAS
1323
01:03:57,968 --> 01:04:04,774
WHERE A PIT BOSS COMPED
ME A MEAL AND A ROOM
1324
01:04:04,808 --> 01:04:06,043
AND ASKED IF I'D...
1325
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:11,381
ESCORT SOME FRIEND OF HIS,
SOME TEXAS HIGH ROLLER,
1326
01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:13,650
YOU KNOW, AND SIT AT
THE TABLES WITH HIM,
1327
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,353
LET HIM RUB MY THIGH
FOR GOOD LUCK.
1328
01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:20,557
SO, UH...
1329
01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:25,562
I DID IT.
1330
01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:30,901
THE NEXT MORNING,
I WOKE UP ALONE
1331
01:04:30,935 --> 01:04:32,937
WITH AN ENVELOPE
ON THE NIGHTSTAND
1332
01:04:32,970 --> 01:04:35,039
FILLED WITH HUNDREDS.
1333
01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:39,643
WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
I WAS AT THE DAN D. FINE.
1334
01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:45,282
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE SHOES?
1335
01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:50,554
I DON'T KNOW.
1336
01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:53,157
JUST SOME
SYMBOLIC GESTURE THAT,
1337
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:55,525
AT THE TIME, SEEMED EPIC,
1338
01:04:55,559 --> 01:05:00,297
BUT NOW ONLY SEEMS STUPID.
1339
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:06,136
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO NEXT?
1340
01:05:07,871 --> 01:05:09,039
I DON'T KNOW.
1341
01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:11,375
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD DO?
1342
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,110
GOT ANY IDEAS?
1343
01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:19,383
ANYTHING BUT HOME.
1344
01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:26,456
[MOANING SOFTLY]
1345
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:32,396
ALL RIGHT.
1346
01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:36,466
THE "SO WHAT" FACTOR IS...
1347
01:05:39,569 --> 01:05:40,971
HUGE.
1348
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:43,507
THE UNLOVE...
1349
01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:48,545
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
1350
01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:51,982
SHIT, YOU CAN SEE THE MERIT IN
ACTUALLY FELLATING THE PISTOL,
1351
01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:55,519
BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT,
1352
01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:58,155
NO MATTER HOW MUCH
MONEY YOU MAKE,
1353
01:05:58,188 --> 01:06:01,491
NO MATTER
HOW MANY GOWNS YOU BONE,
1354
01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:04,328
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES
YOU GROOVE
1355
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:08,398
LIKE NOBODY
EVER GROOVED BEFORE...
1356
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:12,502
IN 100 YEARS OR SO...
1357
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,672
YOU'RE DUST.
1358
01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:19,276
CRUMBLING SOOT IN A PINE BOX
1359
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,678
THAT OUR LOVED ONES WENT
ALL OUT FOR
1360
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:23,280
SO THAT YOU COULD BE...
1361
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:29,053
CRUMBLING SOOT
IN A PINE BOX...
1362
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,423
IN A J.C. PENNEY SUIT NO LESS.
1363
01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:35,225
AND WHY?
1364
01:06:35,259 --> 01:06:37,094
BECAUSE WE NEVER WORE
THEM IN LIFE,
1365
01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:38,395
SO THEY JUST FIGURE,
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
1366
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:41,131
AND THEY STICK US
IN THE CHEAPO ONE.
1367
01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:43,933
BETTER THAN THE CONCERT T-SHIRTS
AND THE RIPPED-UP JEANS
1368
01:06:43,967 --> 01:06:45,469
YOU WORE IN LIFE,
1369
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,772
AND WHAT THE FUCK WOULD HE KNOW
ABOUT GIORGIO ARMANI, ANYWAY?
1370
01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:52,309
JOHNNY THE FOX!
1371
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:57,914
YOU'RE ONE DAFFY
IN-VI-DI-DUAL.
1372
01:06:57,947 --> 01:06:59,516
IN-VI-DI-DUAL?
1373
01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:02,786
YES, SIR.
1374
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,758
J.C. PENNEY!
1375
01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:12,296
EVEN A FREAK DON'T DESERVE
TO GO DOWN
1376
01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:14,731
IN NO FUCKING
J.C. PENNEY!
1377
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:18,568
EVEN A GODDAMN FREAK!
1378
01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:36,453
SLOWER.
1379
01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:38,388
SLOWER.
1380
01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,527
LIKE THIS?
1381
01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:50,767
* LOOK AT THE LAMP
1382
01:07:51,968 --> 01:07:54,070
* LOOK AT THE LAMP AND FIND
1383
01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:57,274
* A NEW RHYTHM
1384
01:07:57,307 --> 01:08:00,410
* WATCH IT FLOW
1385
01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:09,186
* EVERYTHING IS COMING DOWN
1386
01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:12,156
* SOMEWHERE IN A HIDEAWAY
1387
01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:19,429
* SLIDING DOWN THE BACK
OF A MEMORY *
1388
01:08:27,971 --> 01:08:30,174
* MY INSPIRATION
1389
01:08:46,723 --> 01:08:48,792
[GASPS SOFTLY]
1390
01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:29,766
[GROANS]
1391
01:09:35,572 --> 01:09:39,209
HEY, YOU WANNA GIVE ME
A RIDE BACK TO THE MURRAYS'?
1392
01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:41,378
I DON'T THINK
I CAN DRIVE.
1393
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,556
SO, CLEARLY,
YOU HIT THAT LAST NIGHT.
1394
01:09:54,991 --> 01:09:55,959
YEAH.
1395
01:09:55,992 --> 01:09:59,363
WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
1396
01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:04,768
IT WAS, UH,
IT WAS GOOD.
1397
01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:07,203
YOU TELL HER YOU KNEW?
1398
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:10,507
YEAH. SHE WAS COOL.
1399
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,516
YOU CAME, DIDN'T YOU?
1400
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,906
MRS. MURRAY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1401
01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:45,342
POLICE WON'T COME.
1402
01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:47,110
HAD TROUBLE BEFORE.
1403
01:10:47,143 --> 01:10:51,348
THEY SAY YOU WANT TO CHARGE
FOLKS MONEY TO SEE YOUR ODDITY,
1404
01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:53,417
THEN YOU GOT
TO EXPECT TROUBLE.
1405
01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:54,384
WHAT KIND
OF TROUBLE?
1406
01:10:54,418 --> 01:10:56,853
SO THEY WON'T MAKE
THE TRIP ANYMORE.
1407
01:10:56,886 --> 01:11:00,056
YOU JUST GOT TO WAIT
FOR THE TROUBLE TO GO AWAY.
1408
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:04,027
[MUMBLING]
1409
01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:06,796
[GROANING AND LAUGHING]
1410
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:07,797
Man: DUDE, DRINK IT.
1411
01:11:07,831 --> 01:11:09,733
[GROANING AND GARGLING]
1412
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,468
ALLIGATOR BOY!
1413
01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,169
WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
1414
01:11:13,202 --> 01:11:16,406
HEY, MEET DESMOND,
THE ALLIGATOR BOY.
1415
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,475
DESMOND'S LEARNING
TO PARTY.
1416
01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:19,476
BEER?
1417
01:11:20,310 --> 01:11:21,277
Pilot: NO, THANKS.
1418
01:11:21,311 --> 01:11:23,112
MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
1419
01:11:23,146 --> 01:11:24,247
HOW'S THAT?
1420
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,249
I SAID MAYBE YOU SHOULD
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
1421
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,183
WHO ARE YOU, HIS MAMA?
1422
01:11:27,216 --> 01:11:29,753
NO, NO, IT CAN'T BE
HIS MAMA.
1423
01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:30,887
HIS MAMA'S IN THE HOUSE,
1424
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,856
CRYING INTO HER BIBLE.
1425
01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:35,158
MAYBE THIS IS
THE BOYFRIEND.
1426
01:11:35,191 --> 01:11:37,494
YOU THE BOYFRIEND?
1427
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:39,329
YOU LIKE
ALLIGATOR DICK?
1428
01:11:39,363 --> 01:11:41,598
YOU LIKE TO SUCK IT?
1429
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:45,469
YO, SHANKS, WHO IS THIS
STRONG, SILENT TYPE, HUH?
1430
01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,236
IS THIS CLINT EASTWOOD?
1431
01:11:47,270 --> 01:11:51,140
NO, MAN, I THINK
THAT'S STEVE McQUEEN!
1432
01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:52,442
I THINK YOU'RE
BOTH WRONG.
1433
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:56,212
THIS IS JACK HAYES,
THE GOD OF FUCK.
1434
01:11:56,245 --> 01:11:59,749
THE GOD OF FUCK?
IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL YOU?
1435
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,217
THE GOD OF FUCK?
1436
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,552
TELL ME SOMETHING.
1437
01:12:02,586 --> 01:12:04,588
DO YOU LIKE
TO GET FUCKED?
1438
01:12:06,923 --> 01:12:07,957
HUH?
1439
01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,662
SORRY ABOUT THAT, CLINT.
1440
01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:16,533
HEY, SHANKS,
CHECK THIS OUT!
1441
01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:55,839
HEY, YOU OK?
1442
01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,006
I'M ALL RIGHT.
1443
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,277
Jack: HEY, SHANKS,
1444
01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:04,013
WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE,
MOTHERFUCKER!
1445
01:13:06,182 --> 01:13:07,150
COME HERE...
1446
01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:08,618
I'M ALL RIGHT.
1447
01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,531
LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE
FOR A COUPLE HOURS,
1448
01:13:21,565 --> 01:13:23,733
AND THE ACTION JUST POURS
LIKE SILVER, DOESN'T IT?
1449
01:13:25,334 --> 01:13:26,503
WHOA.
1450
01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:29,005
I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHAT A PLEASURE IT WAS
1451
01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:30,740
TO MEET YOU GUYS.
1452
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:33,009
YOU TAKE CARE.
1453
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:33,409
PILOT!
1454
01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:35,445
ALL RIGHT, DES?
1455
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,413
Jack: PILOT,
LET'S GO!
1456
01:13:39,949 --> 01:13:43,019
THOSE FOOTBALL TURDS WERE
JUST LIKE MIRANDA'S PANDAS.
1457
01:13:44,688 --> 01:13:46,756
THE SAME TYPE OF DUDES.
1458
01:13:48,525 --> 01:13:50,093
IT WAS FUCKED.
1459
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:54,363
I DON'T KNOW,
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
1460
01:13:54,397 --> 01:13:57,033
IT'S LIKE THE WORLD'S
DIVIDED INTO 2 GROUPS:
1461
01:13:57,066 --> 01:13:59,335
PANDAS AND ALLIGATOR BOYS.
1462
01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:01,771
HOW MUCH DID
YOU GIVE HER?
1463
01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,341
NOT MUCH.
1464
01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,176
COME ON, PILOT,
HOW MUCH?
1465
01:14:07,210 --> 01:14:09,479
JUST A BIT--
I'M NOT A RICH GUY.
1466
01:14:09,513 --> 01:14:10,880
JUST A BIT.
1467
01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:11,915
"A BIT?"
1468
01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:14,951
AND WHAT IS A BIT?
1469
01:14:14,984 --> 01:14:16,586
DON'T BE SO NOSY, JACK.
1470
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,889
DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING
PUSSY, PILOT.
1471
01:14:19,923 --> 01:14:21,190
JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH.
1472
01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,392
JUST A BIT, ALL RIGHT?
1473
01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:25,361
THE KID'S DYING.
1474
01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:27,797
I GAVE THEM A BIT.
1475
01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:19,448
NO FUCKING WAY!
1476
01:15:19,482 --> 01:15:20,584
POP QUIZ.
GO!
1477
01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:22,485
NUMBER OF POSSIBLE
HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS
1478
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,153
IN THIS FAIR NATION
THAT WE COULD BE ON.
1479
01:15:24,187 --> 01:15:25,288
A GAZILLION!
1480
01:15:25,321 --> 01:15:26,422
NUMBER OF POSSIBLE
HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS
1481
01:15:26,455 --> 01:15:27,490
IN THIS FAIR NATION
1482
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:28,291
THAT MIRANDA'S PANDAS
COULD BE ON?
1483
01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:29,793
A ZILLION!
1484
01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:30,594
POSSIBLE CONCLUSION
THAT COULD BE DRAWN
1485
01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:31,861
FROM THEM BEING ON
1486
01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:33,362
THIS VERY SAME HIGHWAY,
BYWAY AS US?
1487
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,164
START GETTING USED
TO LOOSE SLIPPERS.
1488
01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:37,634
PERFECT SCORE.
GOLD STAR.
1489
01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:38,868
ANYONE CARE
TO FILL ME IN?
1490
01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:44,941
Jack: NOW WE'RE
ON THE RUN.
1491
01:15:44,974 --> 01:15:47,276
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO SEATTLE FOR THE SCENE.
1492
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:50,179
YEAH, WE THOUGHT WE'D COMBINE
CHECKING OUT THE SCENE
1493
01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,280
WITH A LITTLE FLIGHT
TO SAFETY,
1494
01:15:51,314 --> 01:15:53,016
RIGHT, PI?
1495
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,183
RIGHT.
1496
01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:55,484
HEY, WHERE
WE GOING NOW?
1497
01:15:55,518 --> 01:15:56,720
YOU WANT TO CHECK
THE MAPS?
1498
01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:59,355
THIS DOESN'T
CHANGE ANYTHING.
1499
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,991
WE CHECK OUT THE PLACE,
AND THEN WE SPLIT.
1500
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:04,460
SO, YOU STILL WANT
TO GO TO SEATTLE.
1501
01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:05,729
YEAH, DUDE,
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
1502
01:16:05,762 --> 01:16:07,396
I MEAN,
IT'S A HUGE PLACE.
1503
01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:09,699
BRO, IF IT'S
SO FUCKING HUGE,
1504
01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:12,636
THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE
YOU GOING TO FIND AMY CARNES?
1505
01:16:14,871 --> 01:16:16,873
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT?
1506
01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:20,109
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT, DUDE?
1507
01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:23,546
FUCKING DICK.
1508
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,814
WHAT? DID FOX TELL YOU?
1509
01:16:24,848 --> 01:16:26,349
DUDE, I HEARD YOU
TELLING HIM.
1510
01:16:26,382 --> 01:16:28,151
WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1511
01:16:28,184 --> 01:16:29,252
THIS WHOLE THING...
1512
01:16:29,285 --> 01:16:32,622
THIS WHOLE STUPID THING
WAS THAT SO PILOT COULD
1513
01:16:32,656 --> 01:16:34,658
CHASE AFTER
SOME FANTASY GIRL.
1514
01:16:34,691 --> 01:16:35,959
DUDE, WE MACKED!
1515
01:16:35,992 --> 01:16:37,627
OH, GOD...
1516
01:16:37,661 --> 01:16:39,528
THESE GUYS ARE COOL!
1517
01:16:39,562 --> 01:16:41,631
THEY'RE GOING TO SEATTLE!
1518
01:16:41,665 --> 01:16:43,066
AND THEY'RE TRIPPING
TO THE TITS!
1519
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:48,638
Cassie: WHAT EXACTLY
ARE YOU ON THE RUN FROM?
1520
01:16:48,672 --> 01:16:50,306
WHY DON'T YOU TELL
HER, JACK?
1521
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,143
TELL HER, JACK!
1522
01:16:55,411 --> 01:16:56,680
I WILL.
1523
01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,582
I FUCKED A GUY'S WIFE,
1524
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,951
AND NOW HE WANTS
TO BREAK MY FEET.
1525
01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:09,693
AND PILOT DOESN'T
SEEM TO GIVE A SHIT!
1526
01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:11,494
WHY YOU GETTING
SO BENT?
1527
01:17:11,527 --> 01:17:14,363
WE HAD TO LEAVE,
WHAT'S IT MATTER WHERE?
1528
01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:15,699
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
NO!
1529
01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:16,766
NO!
YOU'RE JOKING!
1530
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,434
THAT'S SORT
OF PATHETIC, PILOT!
1531
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:19,969
WHAT IS?
1532
01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:22,038
AS IF IT'S ANY OF
YOUR BUSINESS.
1533
01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:24,674
HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND,
AND HE'S IN TROUBLE,
1534
01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:26,175
AND YOU DRAG HIM
UP HERE ON A LIE.
1535
01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:27,610
I DON'T KNOW,
THAT'S SORT OF PATHETIC
1536
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,945
IN MY BOOK.
1537
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,313
IN YOUR BOOK?
1538
01:17:30,346 --> 01:17:31,347
YEP.
1539
01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:32,716
WHAT'S THE TITLE
OF THAT BOOK?
1540
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:34,718
IS IT CALLED,
"GIVE ME 100 BUCKS,
1541
01:17:34,751 --> 01:17:35,952
AND I'LL SUCK
YOUR DICK?"
1542
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,821
BECAUSE I THINK
I READ THAT ONE,
1543
01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:42,258
AND IT WAS, IT WAS,
OOH, LURID!
1544
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,360
ARE YOU KIDDING ME,
PILOT?
1545
01:17:44,393 --> 01:17:45,661
LOOK AT YOURSELF!
1546
01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,731
YOU'RE A DRUG DEALER!
1547
01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:48,965
Johnny: SETTLE DOWN
WITH THAT, YOKO.
1548
01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,499
NO, YOU SETTLE DOWN,
JOHNNY.
1549
01:17:50,533 --> 01:17:51,534
YOU ARE NO BETTER
THAN THEM.
1550
01:17:51,567 --> 01:17:53,302
IN FACT, YOU'RE WORSE.
1551
01:17:53,336 --> 01:17:54,137
YOU'RE OLD.
1552
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,438
TIME OUT. WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE HOOKER
1553
01:17:55,471 --> 01:17:57,106
WITH THE HEART OF GOLD?
DIDN'T YOU READ THAT CHAPTER?
1554
01:17:57,140 --> 01:17:58,541
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
I AM A DRUG DEALER,
1555
01:17:58,574 --> 01:17:59,608
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
THIS MUCH,
1556
01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:00,877
WHEN I TELL
MY GRANDKIDDIES STORIES
1557
01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:02,345
ABOUT MY MISSPENT YOUTH,
1558
01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:03,947
I WON'T HAVE TO
INCLUDE THE FACT
1559
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:05,681
THAT I SPREAD THEM WIDE
FOR ANY JAKE
1560
01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:06,983
WITH A FISTFUL
OF FIFTIES!
1561
01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:08,718
THAT I SAW
MORE STRANGE DICK
1562
01:18:08,752 --> 01:18:10,253
THAN A DRAFT BOARD
DOCTOR.
1563
01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:11,154
JACK.
1564
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,689
THAT I COULD BE SOLD,
ROLLED, AND CORNHOLED
1565
01:18:13,723 --> 01:18:15,992
FOR A NEGOTIABLE PRICE.
1566
01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:27,837
CONGRATULATIONS.
1567
01:18:27,871 --> 01:18:29,538
YOU JUST BECAME
THE SIR EDMUND HILLARY
1568
01:18:29,572 --> 01:18:30,573
OF ASSHOLES.
1569
01:18:30,606 --> 01:18:32,809
YOU CLIMBED THE HIGHEST
MOUNTAIN, PILOT.
1570
01:18:32,842 --> 01:18:34,811
THERE'S 5 GOOD ONES.
1571
01:18:43,753 --> 01:18:45,822
WHATEVER, RIGHT?
1572
01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:48,792
YEAH.
1573
01:18:49,425 --> 01:18:51,227
WHATEVER.
1574
01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:54,497
Man: HEY, ARE YOU
COMING OR NOT, MAN?
1575
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:56,332
COME ON, JOHNNY.
1576
01:18:56,365 --> 01:18:58,234
WHAT ABOUT
MOM AND DAD?
1577
01:18:58,267 --> 01:18:59,468
GET IN.
1578
01:19:57,961 --> 01:20:00,063
[RADIO STATIONS
CHANGING RAPIDLY]
1579
01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:06,202
Woman on radio: BUT TODAY, IT IS
HEIGHTENED BY A SENSE OF LOSS.
1580
01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:09,305
[RADIO STATIONS
CONTINUE CHANGING]
1581
01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:23,086
OH, MAN. OH, HO.
1582
01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:27,056
Johnny: PILOT,
THIS IS GOLD,
1583
01:20:27,090 --> 01:20:28,958
A BEAUTIFUL BOY
WHO DON'T SAY...
1584
01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:35,164
HEY, PILOT! PILOT!
1585
01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:38,434
COME ON.
1586
01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:51,981
Man: YOU KNOW, SKYNYRD,
NOW THAT WAS A TRAGEDY.
1587
01:20:52,015 --> 01:20:54,617
DUANE ALLMAN, TRAGEDY...
1588
01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:57,286
THIS IS A FUCKING BLIP,
YOU KNOW?
1589
01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:58,955
CAN I HELP YOU, BRO?
1590
01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:03,326
I'M LOOKING FOR
AMY CARNES.
1591
01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:06,930
SHE'S AT THE VIGIL
WITH THE REST OF THEM.
1592
01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:10,466
NO, DUDE, WHAT WAS
THAT GUY'S NAME IN AC/DC?
1593
01:21:10,499 --> 01:21:13,903
HEY! NICE ARACHNID, MAN.
1594
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,405
NO, NO, THE FIRST GUY.
1595
01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:19,242
NO, THAT WAS THE GUY
THAT TOOK HIS PLACE.
1596
01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:22,211
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
1597
01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:24,981
DO YOU BELIEVE
THAT FUCKING GUY?
1598
01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:27,583
HE STILL WANTS TO GO
UP THERE AFTER EVERYTHING.
1599
01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:28,684
STILL WANTS
TO GO UP THERE.
1600
01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:30,386
HE DIDN'T GIVE
A SHIT ABOUT ME.
1601
01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:33,556
THIS WHOLE STUPID TRIP
WAS SO HE COULD GO
1602
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:35,424
AND FIND
AMY FUCKING CARNES.
1603
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,961
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
1604
01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,384
[DRUMS PLAYING
AND PILOT BREATHING HEAVILY]
1605
01:22:32,148 --> 01:22:33,149
AMY.
1606
01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,383
YEAH.
1607
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:40,889
HEY, YO, IT'S ME.
IT'S PILOT.
1608
01:22:40,923 --> 01:22:43,859
THAT'S YOUR NAME?
1609
01:22:43,892 --> 01:22:47,163
YEAH, FROM--FROM
McKINLEY HIGH.
1610
01:22:47,196 --> 01:22:50,099
I WENT TO McKINLEY.
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?
1611
01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:55,604
OH, YOU...IT'S PROBABLY
BECAUSE OF THIS--
1612
01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:57,773
YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME
BECAUSE OF THE SPIDER.
1613
01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,576
HUH? YOU, UH...
1614
01:23:00,609 --> 01:23:03,679
YOU KNOW,
RAGE-ALL-NIGHT?
1615
01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:05,214
SWEET CHILD OF MINE.
1616
01:23:05,248 --> 01:23:09,452
ISN'T IT SO SAD
ABOUT KURT?
1617
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:10,619
HOLD MY HAND.
1618
01:23:15,058 --> 01:23:17,760
YOU GUYS,
THIS IS PIRATE.
1619
01:23:23,866 --> 01:23:25,034
NO, IT'S PILOT.
1620
01:23:25,068 --> 01:23:28,237
SHH...LET'S LISTEN.
1621
01:23:32,808 --> 01:23:35,044
IT'S PILOT.
1622
01:23:35,078 --> 01:23:37,246
[ROCK PLAYING]
1623
01:23:50,326 --> 01:23:52,428
[POPPING]
1624
01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:10,579
[BELL RINGS]
1625
01:24:53,055 --> 01:24:54,190
PILOT!
1626
01:24:56,859 --> 01:24:58,060
PILOT!
1627
01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,929
Pilot: JACK!
JACK!
1628
01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:02,298
JACK! JACK!
1629
01:25:03,699 --> 01:25:04,066
PILOT!
1630
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,701
JACK! JACK!
1631
01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:31,560
HEY!
1632
01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,772
[BRAKES SCREECH]
UHH!
1633
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,008
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
1634
01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:47,643
[TIRES SCREECH]
1635
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:25,248
JACK, JACK, JACK.
1636
01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:27,516
GIVE IT UP, BABY.
1637
01:26:30,253 --> 01:26:32,388
[CASSIE SCREAMING]
1638
01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:35,258
Jack: CASSIE!
1639
01:26:42,164 --> 01:26:43,766
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING
YOURSELF, BABY.
1640
01:26:47,169 --> 01:26:48,471
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?
1641
01:26:50,606 --> 01:26:51,840
THE GAME IS OVER!
1642
01:26:51,874 --> 01:26:53,442
FUCK YOU UP TWO TIMES!
1643
01:26:55,478 --> 01:26:56,545
COME ON!
1644
01:27:05,488 --> 01:27:07,923
LET'S GO! COME ON!
GET DOWN HERE!T'S ABOUT!
1645
01:27:07,956 --> 01:27:09,958
WATCH THIS!
WATCH THIS!
1646
01:27:09,992 --> 01:27:10,659
WATCH IT!
1647
01:27:10,693 --> 01:27:12,828
JACK, I'M SORRY.
1648
01:27:12,861 --> 01:27:13,862
WATCH IT!
1649
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:17,633
JACK!
1650
01:27:19,835 --> 01:27:21,270
JACK!
1651
01:27:21,304 --> 01:27:23,406
[POUNDING AND BONES CRUNCHING]
1652
01:27:25,774 --> 01:27:26,842
JACK!
1653
01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:36,852
NEXT TIME KEEP IT
IN YOUR PANTS, HAYES,
1654
01:27:36,885 --> 01:27:38,321
OR WE'LL BREAK THAT, TOO.
1655
01:27:39,922 --> 01:27:42,925
WE'LL CALL 911
FROM THE CAR.
1656
01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:45,027
HOPE YOU HAVE
INSURANCE, JACK.
1657
01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:47,296
ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER.
1658
01:28:11,754 --> 01:28:13,021
HEY.
1659
01:28:15,491 --> 01:28:17,025
HEY.
1660
01:28:17,059 --> 01:28:19,695
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
1661
01:28:19,728 --> 01:28:22,331
I'VE BEEN BETTER.
1662
01:28:28,404 --> 01:28:30,939
HOW ABOUT YOU?
1663
01:28:30,973 --> 01:28:31,974
OK.
1664
01:28:35,277 --> 01:28:37,513
OH, THAT WAS KIND OF
UNREAL, WASN'T IT?
1665
01:28:37,546 --> 01:28:39,081
TOTALLY FUCKING GOTHIC.
1666
01:28:39,114 --> 01:28:41,484
A GRADE-B HORROR FLICK.
1667
01:28:41,517 --> 01:28:44,820
ONLY THING FUCKING MISSING
IS FUCKING CHRISTOPHER LEE,
1668
01:28:44,853 --> 01:28:48,491
PETER CUSHING,
AND JOHN FUCKING CARRADINE.
1669
01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:50,292
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
1670
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,395
Cassie: I THINK HE'S
HAVING RE-ENTRY PROBLEMS.
1671
01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:55,398
Johnny: HEY, KIDDIES.
1672
01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:57,933
OOH, JACK HAYES,
YOU'RE AWAKE.
1673
01:28:57,966 --> 01:28:59,435
HOW YOU FEELING,
BROTHER?
1674
01:28:59,468 --> 01:29:01,036
HEY, MAN,
I'M ALL RIGHT.
1675
01:29:03,205 --> 01:29:04,407
JACK...
1676
01:29:05,307 --> 01:29:07,410
FORGET IT.
1677
01:29:09,612 --> 01:29:10,846
HEY...
1678
01:29:10,879 --> 01:29:13,048
DID YOU FIND HER?
1679
01:29:22,391 --> 01:29:23,826
Jack: WHAT?
1680
01:29:28,997 --> 01:29:30,332
Pilot: I'M SORRY, MAN.
1681
01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:31,333
HEY, MAN.
1682
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:33,836
IT'S OK.
1683
01:29:33,869 --> 01:29:36,605
IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
1684
01:29:38,340 --> 01:29:39,975
HEY...
1685
01:29:41,677 --> 01:29:44,112
WHO THE HELL NEEDS
FEET ANYWAY?
1686
01:30:00,028 --> 01:30:00,963
I GOT TO
GET OUT OF HERE.
1687
01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:03,632
WHAT?
1688
01:30:03,666 --> 01:30:07,703
YEAH, I GOT TO GET BACK.
I GOT A GIRL IN VEGAS.
1689
01:30:09,037 --> 01:30:10,573
YOU FEELING READY
FOR HER?
1690
01:30:12,941 --> 01:30:14,743
KIND OF MISS HER.
1691
01:30:16,579 --> 01:30:19,314
CAN I TAKE THE MONTE?
1692
01:30:19,347 --> 01:30:21,450
KEEP IT.
1693
01:30:21,484 --> 01:30:24,052
MAYBE YOU
SHOULDN'T DRIVE.
1694
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:26,589
OH, PLEASE.
1695
01:30:28,657 --> 01:30:30,893
YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA HANG?
1696
01:30:33,028 --> 01:30:33,962
YEAH.
1697
01:30:34,963 --> 01:30:36,865
I THINK WE'RE GONNA
HANG FOR A WHILE.
1698
01:30:42,805 --> 01:30:43,806
I LIKE IT.
1699
01:30:44,873 --> 01:30:47,543
HIT THE ROAD,
FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE.
1700
01:30:47,576 --> 01:30:50,879
MEET A DOLL WHO'S GOT
"ONCE IN A LIFETIME"
1701
01:30:50,913 --> 01:30:53,649
AND "GIRL OF MY DREAMS"
AND "REASON TO BELIEVE"
1702
01:30:53,682 --> 01:30:57,653
WRITTEN ALL OVER HER
LIKE SO MUCH GRAFFITI.
1703
01:30:59,354 --> 01:31:01,389
COULD ONLY HAPPEN
TO THE GOD OF FUCK.
1704
01:31:01,423 --> 01:31:03,025
THAT'S ME.
1705
01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:06,461
POP QUIZ.
1706
01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:08,531
GO.
1707
01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:12,234
HOW MUCH I OWE YOU
FOR HELPING ME OUT?
1708
01:31:12,267 --> 01:31:13,902
A GAZILLION.
1709
01:31:13,936 --> 01:31:17,139
WHO'S THE MAJOR
OLD-SCHOOL HAPPENER?
1710
01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:18,774
PILOT.
1711
01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:21,810
HOW MUCH LONGER
ARE WE A TEAM?
1712
01:31:24,246 --> 01:31:25,548
FOREVER.
1713
01:31:27,449 --> 01:31:29,818
BEEP. PERFECT SCORE.
1714
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:33,488
GOLD STAR.
1715
01:31:37,860 --> 01:31:38,794
LATE.
1716
01:31:43,899 --> 01:31:44,933
LATE.
1717
01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:09,524
[REVS ENGINE]
1718
01:33:20,362 --> 01:33:21,529
* YOU COOK YOUR BRAIN
1719
01:33:21,563 --> 01:33:23,766
* YOU'RE COOKING YOUR EYEBALLS
1720
01:33:23,799 --> 01:33:27,369
* IT NEVER GOT AROUND
1721
01:33:27,402 --> 01:33:31,339
* SHE'S HOPING YOU WILL BE
ONE OF THE NICE ONES *
1722
01:33:31,373 --> 01:33:34,076
* FEEL IT IN MY HEART
1723
01:33:34,109 --> 01:33:37,512
* YOU ARE A COW
WITHOUT ANY LEGS *
1724
01:33:37,545 --> 01:33:40,983
* I'M GONNA GET YOU COLD
1725
01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:45,153
* SO COME ON
A REACTION, BABY *
1726
01:33:45,187 --> 01:33:48,390
* DON'T PRETEND TO LIE
1727
01:33:51,860 --> 01:33:53,228
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1728
01:33:53,261 --> 01:33:54,697
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1729
01:33:58,366 --> 01:33:59,702
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1730
01:33:59,735 --> 01:34:01,403
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1731
01:34:05,607 --> 01:34:07,309
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1732
01:34:07,342 --> 01:34:08,877
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1733
01:34:12,781 --> 01:34:14,382
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1734
01:34:14,416 --> 01:34:15,751
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1735
01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:21,356
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1736
01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:22,925
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1737
01:34:26,628 --> 01:34:28,363
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1738
01:34:28,396 --> 01:34:29,932
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1739
01:34:58,093 --> 01:34:59,828
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1740
01:34:59,862 --> 01:35:01,663
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1741
01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:03,198
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1742
01:35:03,231 --> 01:35:05,033
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1743
01:35:05,067 --> 01:35:06,401
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1744
01:35:06,434 --> 01:35:08,636
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
1745
01:35:08,670 --> 01:35:10,405
* DON'T TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
1746
01:35:10,438 --> 01:35:12,007
* YOU'LL MAKE IT SO
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