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- I'm okay.
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I'm okay.
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I'm awake.
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Okay.
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I'm awake and I'm alive.
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I'm alive, awake.
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I'm in my father's car.
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I'm dead, he's gonna kill me.
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Oh my god, a falling cloud!
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There's nothing out there.
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Whose bedrooms?
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It's wild and it's lively.
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It's wild and it's lively.
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I don't see anything,
it's probably nothing.
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Jesus you scared me, scared me.
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Hey dude!
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Nothing to worry about alright?
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Alright, alright.
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He's driving me crazy.
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I think I stepped on something.
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Like what, what, what, what?
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Hey dude!
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Catching feelings for us
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Green eyes.
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You're gonna be eaten.
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Green eyes.
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I don't like it here.
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Hey dude!
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Uh uh.
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Did you see it?
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Did you see it?
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Need a shaving, son-of-a-bitch!
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Well that was a
stupid thing to do!
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Uh oh.
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- This is one of my favorite
stories when I was your age.
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So what'd you think of it?
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I know you may not have gone
through all 11 pages,
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after all I only give you a
week to read it.
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Anybody get up to page four?
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John?
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Darlene?
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Here's a question I'm sure
you can answer.
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How long till spring break?
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38 seconds!
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- That's good, you should
all major in math,
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but your assignment for
this vacation is,
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listen up!
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A 3,000 word composition on what
you did this vacation.
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Everyone hear that?
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Repeat!
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A 3,000 word composition!
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- Topic?
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Vacation!
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- Dismissed.
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- Now let me get this straight.
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It's a house in the woods,
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with four bedrooms, a pond,
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and nobody else for miles around?
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- Sounds great!
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- Yeah, too great.
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Does it have other
things like water,
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heat, electricity?
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- It has everything!
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Come on, I've been there
tons of times.
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- How about bathrooms?
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I've always been very
fond of bathrooms.
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- Hey, she likes the big one. -
How's the wildlife?
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It's wild and it's lively.
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What do you want?
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- Great, let's get packed
and get out of here.
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David.
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- Yeah?
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Coming?
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- I don't think so.
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- Here we go again. - No really,
I'd like to.
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- No you wouldn't.
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- Yes I would, it's just that,
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well I promised Janet we'd do
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a little work over the break.
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- Alright, work over at the house.
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- No, you don't understand.
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Her parents are
really conservative
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and I just don't think it'd
be a good idea.
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- Janet, would you
like to come up?
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Does she understand
anything I'm saying?
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- Oh yes, I study English
for a long time
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before I left Brazil.
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- Great, would you like to come
along to the house?
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- I'd love it.
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Am I invited?
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No, we're playing
with your head?
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What?
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- Of course you're invited Janet.
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Nick will you tell Mike to
stop teasing her?
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- Great.
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David she's coming, you?
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- Well, don't think it's gonna
be a little crowded?
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- Not if you're on top.
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- What did he say?
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- Nothing, absolutely nothing.
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- Are you sure?
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J“ ooh a smooth operator
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j“ a real gladiator
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j“ and a shoe fall down the street
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- whose are these?
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These are the ugliest things I've
ever seen in my life.
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Okay.
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I'm dying here, how much longer?
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About another six miles.
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- That's six too many.
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Where's the food honey pie?
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Baby face.
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Sugar tits.
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Doreen.
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- Yes darling dork.
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Sweetie scum.
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Needle dick.
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Okay I'm sorry.
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- Why sorry?
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I think that's cute.
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David why don't say things
like that to me?
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Stop the small talk,
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we have something
interesting ahead.
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Slow down.
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I mean there's no body.
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No proof the girls dead.
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I mean you saw that car,
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what the hell hit that, an animal?
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A damn strong animal if it was.
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She drives off the road and
then gets attacked.
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- One hell of a night.
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Hey, I found
some blood up there,
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to the right.
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- Well this is a fun
vacation Nick.
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Too bed we have to go home now.
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- Come on, you're not gonna
let a little thing
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like that scare you are you?
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- Yeah, wanna bet?
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Can we please go home?
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Look, take the wheel
rotate it that way...
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- Forget it man, we've
gone this far
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we're going all the way.
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- You don't understand, we just
went through a warning.
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Don't forget, I have rented
out every single
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horror film on videotape, and what
we just went through
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is called a warning stage.
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- Come on, none of us
girls are scared.
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Are you?
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- What is this, peer pressure?
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Is that what we're
talking about now?
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- Really Mike, it's
logically stupid
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for you to be worried by this.
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- Logically stupid?
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Is that what you said?
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Logically stupid?
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Is this the person representing
brilliance on our trip?
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- Come on, let's go, let's go,
let's go!
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Oh, here's mistake number one.
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We're here.
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No shit.
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Name a horror film.
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Any horror film.
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I can think of about 10 right now.
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- What are you talking about?
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This place is beautiful.
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Oh yeah, wait till nightfall.
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- Well I don't care
what you think.
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I just don't want to still be in
this car at nightfall.
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Now are we gonna stay in this car?
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Because if we are, I'm
about to fart.
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- You got alarm in this place?
- What good would that do?
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- We're talking my parents here,
nght
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I had nothing to do with this.
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I was just 10-year-old kid coming
up here on weekends.
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- Wow, this place is great?
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You like it?
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- Like it?
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This place is perfect.
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- Where's the bedrooms.
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- Upstairs.
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- You're just gonna act like
nothing's happened?
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Do you realize if an insane
madman came around here
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hunting for flesh that
nobody could help us?
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I'm talking emptiness here.
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- What about the phones?
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I mean we do have phones
here remember?
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- Oh yeah, I remember that.
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Hello, help, someone!
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There's a killer after us!
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Please come quick!
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Oh, two-hour drive?
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Yes we'll be here. I don't know
how many pieces we'll be in,
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but we we'll be here.
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- You'd think they created most
of this in your head.
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A girl drove off the
road in a storm.
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It happens every day.
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- You know Janet, you're right.
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I'm jumping to conclusions
and overreacting.
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I'm just letting all
the horror films
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I've ever watched get to me.
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I should overcome my
fears right now.
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Why don't I take a nice stroll
down that dirt path
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into the woods late
tonight all by myself
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and then aftennards I can
go skinny-dipping
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in the pond, and while I'm at it,
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I can wave bright
white flags around
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so everybody can see me.
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- Come on David, he's hopeless.
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- Oh no, no, that's good.
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Leave me alone out here, nothing
to worry about right?
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That was probably just the wind
blowing through the trees.
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No, maybe, just maybe, it's
something else.
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I should investigate.
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Fatchance.
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Fucking a.
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This way.
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All right, it's skinny
dipping time!
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- Hey, you think there's any
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snakes around here?
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- God I hope so.
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- Molly just went in there!
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- Nick.
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Friends of yours?
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- Hey!
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Hey you guys!
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Hello?
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Hello!
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- Hey dude!
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- What the hell are you doing?
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- What's it look like,
we're skinny dipping!
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- I can see that.
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We could all see that, but what
are you doing here?
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- You mean you wanna
arrest the group?
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We're here to make
this summer rock!
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- But what are you
doing at my house?
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- House?
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This is the camp by the lake?
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- No, this is the
house by the pond.
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Oh shit.
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A house by the pond!
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I'm sorry man, we thought this was
the camp by the lake!
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We'll get out of here in
a few minutes.
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- I told you to go left.
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- Nick, you ever heard of the
words foreshadowing?
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- It's one word Mike.
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- Oh good, thank you.
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I'll remember that
when I'm getting
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my face ripped off.
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Look, don't you know what
just happened?
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Those kids were born to
be murder victims
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and just paid us a visit.
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Don't you realize the
significance of that?
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J“ you want it all
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j“ you want it all
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j“ you're free
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j“ you're free
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j“ you're free
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j“ and you feel what you want to
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j“ feel what you want to
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j“ feel what you want to
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j“ feel what you want to feel
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j“ you're having such a good time
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j“ living in your own life
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j“ you're gonna feel
just fine tonight
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j“ you're having such a good time
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j“ living in your own life
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j“ you're gonna feel
just fine tonight
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j“ you're having such a good time
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- we need water to boil.
270
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Nick you said the water
pressure would be fine.
271
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,404
- Well I'm sure it's fine if you
shower with Doreen.
272
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,491
- Only Doreen would take a
shower before dinner.
273
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:01,825
- You said it.
274
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,374
- Dinner time?
275
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,127
Just about.
276
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,154
- Looks like I need more
wood for the fire.
277
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,895
- Are the doors locked?
278
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,939
- No, the doors are unlocked.
279
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,542
- Good, at least we're
playing it safe.
280
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,668
Do they at least
creek a little bit
281
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,736
for some warning when they open?
282
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,447
- Nick, we need wood for the fire.
283
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:43,242
Yeah alright, I'll get
to it in a second.
284
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,536
- Nick, Nick.
285
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:46,328
You're going out there?
286
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,662
Are you crazy?
287
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,517
Look Nick we've been friends
for 10 years now.
288
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,541
If you go out there,
289
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,085
you're gonna be eaten.
290
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,588
- Eaten?
291
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,132
- Or decapitated or mangled.
292
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,217
Look, don't you realize
where we are?
293
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,551
- The twilight zone?
294
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,221
- Yeah, now that you mention it.
295
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,075
Look, Nick, I'm just
trying to explain.
296
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,585
We're in the perfect situation...
297
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,894
- Mike look, I have watched just
as many of those films,
298
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,621
only I can tell the
difference between
299
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,273
make-believe and reality.
300
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,611
Now come on, I don't mind
your imagination,
301
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,740
but it's the others who are
starting to get annoyed.
302
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,242
Nick I need some help in here.
303
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,336
- Yeah alright, I'll be with
you in a second.
304
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,914
Look, do me a favor, go get
some wood by the shed.
305
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:30,706
- It's getting dark.
306
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,249
- I know that.
307
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,626
- It's near the woods.
308
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:34,959
- Yeah, I know that too.
309
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,295
Oh, you know everything huh?
310
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,629
Well what's that?
311
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,454
- That's an Indian sweat lodge.
312
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,342
- Is that an Indian sweat
lodge over there?
313
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,355
According to Indian legend,
those were used
314
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,222
by the Indian men to increase
their sexual potency.
315
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,325
- That's great. - Mind if I
go check that out?
316
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,349
- Enjoy.
317
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,482
- Nick.
318
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,586
-Jesus!
319
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,464
Doreen.
320
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,802
Jesus you scared me.
321
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:30,099
- Mm, how about a quick one?
322
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,477
No, it's dinner time.
323
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:34,811
-Fimmy
324
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:40,776
Jimmy.
325
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:42,987
Sid I say no?
326
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,840
What the hell is going
through my mind?
327
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,209
- Okay, before we start,
328
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,336
I would like to propose
a toast to Nick
329
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,839
for making this vacation possible.
330
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:02,631
- I'll drink to that.
331
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,133
- Love you Nick.
332
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,471
- And also, seriously,
333
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,849
I would like to propose a
toast to Doreen.
334
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,353
For being so great in bed.
335
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:17,687
Here here!
336
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,481
Here here!
337
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,359
- Guys, let's eat.
338
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,457
- So Nick, did you get the
wood for the fire?
339
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,541
- No, Mike and I got into a
little discussion.
340
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:31,701
I'll get it after dinner.
341
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:32,494
- A discussion?
342
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,831
About oh, horror films perhaps?
343
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,965
- No, about what has the
potential of becoming
344
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,294
a horror film unless we do
something about it quickly.
345
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:41,788
There is something out there.
346
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:42,296
Don't listen to me though.
347
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,630
Go right ahead.
348
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,132
- There's nothing out there.
349
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:47,676
- Famous last words.
350
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,810
What about the girl who
drove off the highway?
351
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,138
- What about her?
352
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,766
She drove off the road
and got knocked
353
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,419
semi-unconscious and wandered off
354
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,311
through the woods in a daze.
355
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,188
- And her car?
356
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,147
- Like they said, some animal.
357
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,066
Yeah right, an animal.
358
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,693
Like a bunny rabbit, or raccoon,
or an anteater.
359
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,279
- No, I bet you up some giant
360
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,989
grizzly bear devoured her
361
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,532
and then bashed in her car.
362
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,869
- Are there bears around here?
- No there are not.
363
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,204
- No seriously!
364
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,124
What if one escaped from a
200 or a circus?
365
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:22,877
What's so funny?
366
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,650
- I could just see this
great big bear
367
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,274
out on the front lawn with a
little red hat and booties
368
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,675
doing flips and headstands.
369
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,208
- Well maybe it's not trained.
370
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:30,612
- Well then I guess it
falls down a lot
371
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:31,956
whenever tries to do a headstand.
372
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,096
You're right.
373
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:50,864
- All right, so, what do
you think happened?
374
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,518
- I'm still going back and forth.
375
00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:55,160
It could be an ax murderer and an
alien from outer space.
376
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,537
- You're serious.
377
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,706
You really think there's
something out there
378
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,541
waiting to kill us?
379
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,796
- No, now it may be inside.
380
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,798
- That came from the kitchen.
381
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:09,425
What if there is a bear?
382
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,343
- There isn't any bears!
383
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,717
I'm gonna go check it out.
384
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:13,886
- I'll go with ya.
385
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:14,763
- Yeah, I'll stay here
with the girls.
386
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,640
- No thanks, I'll join you.
387
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:17,558
Wait for us.
388
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:18,475
- Wait a second, this is stupid.
389
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,853
We're not all gonna go look.
390
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,479
- What if it is a bear?
391
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:23,939
- It isn't a bear!
392
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,779
Look, see, no bear!
393
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,322
A pan fell off the counter.
394
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,868
- That's where the rest of
the chicken was.
395
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,369
Ew.
396
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:43,250
- What is all this green stuff
all over the pan?
397
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,384
- I thought that chicken
tasted kind of funny.
398
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:46,619
Yeah, no more dinner for me.
399
00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:48,589
- I'll pass on seconds, really,
thank you.
400
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:50,757
- Thanks a lot Nick.
401
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,634
Well I didn't mean anything.
402
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:53,968
Look, it's there.
403
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,447
- Okay, so the chicken went away.
404
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:57,191
Now, are we going to assume
it just threw up
405
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:58,793
some green slime and walked away,
406
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,368
or are we going to do the
intelligent thing
407
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,478
and bolt and lock the
windows and doors?
408
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,064
- Mike's right, we should
lock the place up.
409
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,733
What if it is a bear?
410
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:09,818
- Ugh!
411
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:11,528
I got to get out of here.
412
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:12,942
Stacy, wanna go for a walk?
413
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,114
- No thanks.
414
00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,241
I have to clean up my
green chicken.
415
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,819
- What, you're mad at me now?
416
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,621
- Just do your own
cooking from now on.
417
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,167
- Are we having a good time?
418
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:27,460
What next?
419
00:26:30,047 --> 00:26:31,807
- Would you like to go
outside with me David?
420
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,318
- I think it's getting a
little dark out.
421
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,569
- You're right, it's
very dark out.
422
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:35,904
It's getting really dark,
you better not go.
423
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:36,512
It's not safe.
424
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:37,846
It's not safe.
425
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,580
- I'm sure you can get
a flashlight.
426
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:40,765
- Nope, no flashlights.
427
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:41,475
Look, you don't have one, I
don't have one,
428
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:42,392
they don't have one.
429
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,143
There's none in the house.
430
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:44,061
I'm sorry it's just...
431
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:45,594
I brought my pen flashlight.
432
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,021
- That makes sense.
433
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,567
You're actually going.
434
00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,277
You're actually going outside.
435
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,279
We've had warnings,
murder attempts,
436
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,049
and you're going out for a
walk in the woods.
437
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:58,033
- I don't actually call a
disappearing raw chicken
438
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,325
a murder attempt.
439
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,535
- Well I do.
440
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,744
- I heard that.
441
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,630
- So, what about you two?
442
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,635
- How about a nice
dip in the pond?
443
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,684
- I'm sorry alright?
444
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,137
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
445
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,106
- It's not that, it's
your friend Mike.
446
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,607
He's driving me crazy.
447
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:31,942
Shh.
448
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,836
- He's going to ruin the
whole vacation.
449
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,214
- No he's not, he's gonna help
keep it from getting boring.
450
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,740
Come on, he's a really nice guy
once you get to know him.
451
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,534
- I don't want to get to know him.
452
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:42,744
I feel sorry for those
who know him.
453
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,078
Nick, he has no life.
454
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,971
- He likes to watch
horror films alright.
455
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,749
He is a horror film.
456
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,793
Awalking, talking horror film.
457
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,507
- You never know, one
might come in handy.
458
00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,345
Can you believe Mike?
459
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,399
I mean talk about
overreacting over nothing.
460
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:04,765
Forget him.
461
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,228
I want to tell story I
recently heard.
462
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,916
It's supposed to be a horror story
or something like that.
463
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,193
- Well we got the right
location for it.
464
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:17,726
It's not intelligent.
465
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,668
- I didn't think it would be,
but go ahead.
466
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:23,076
- Okay, there were these
two two teenagers
467
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:27,539
out on a date, they drove into
the woods to make out.
468
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,209
- You mean intercourse.
469
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:31,542
- Right.
470
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:35,630
They abide by the rules.
471
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,299
In the back of the blanket,
472
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,259
they laid it out in an open field.
473
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,595
They start to get undressed
474
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,598
until they noticed that
something was watching them.
475
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:46,600
- They were too preoccupied?
476
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:47,934
- Right.
477
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,811
They just started to notice this.
478
00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:52,648
And it start to approach them.
479
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:54,733
They were rolling
around in the grass
480
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,110
and this thing got
closer and closer.
481
00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,238
- Wait a second.
482
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,924
You mean to tell me that
these two idiots
483
00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:03,051
didn't notice a monster if it was
right on top of them?
484
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,327
- I told you it wasn't a
realistic story.
485
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,789
So suddenly the girl
open her eyes.
486
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:11,708
Oh, she'd been into much
, right?
487
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,042
- Whatever.
488
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,756
Are you alright?
489
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,175
- Damn fallen branch.
490
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,053
Where did the flashlight go?
491
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:24,930
- Behind those bushes.
492
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,722
- Oh wait, I think I see it.
493
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,021
No that's not it.
494
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:34,856
- I think I see it.
495
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,150
- So how does this story end?
496
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,779
Oh it kills them.
497
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,743
I got it!
498
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:48,388
- Ooh, I think I
stepped on something.
499
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:49,412
- Like what?
500
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,332
- Mike, I don't want to get rough.
501
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,683
We're going for a swim.
502
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,411
- Why don't you put a
sign on your chest
503
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:54,436
that says victim?
504
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:55,997
Come on, use your
brains for a second.
505
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,621
David and Janet haven't
made it back yet.
506
00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,139
- They've been gone 10 minutes
507
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,585
and they can take care
of themselves.
508
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:02,253
- Oh sure, I'd call penlight
enough protection
509
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,737
against anything.
510
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,071
- Okay then, after our swim
we'll go look for them.
511
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,156
Good?
512
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:07,824
- Fine, you're gonna make
one major fuck up,
513
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:09,158
why not go all the way.
514
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:10,869
Hey Doreen, what about the bear?
515
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:11,870
- That's right Jim, what
if there's a...
516
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,205
Shut up Mike!
517
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,058
There there are no big animals
out there Doreen.
518
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:16,162
And we're going for a swim.
519
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,251
Big animals hate the water.
520
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:19,585
- Not sharks.
521
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,295
- Are there sharks?
522
00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:21,088
Sharks?
523
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,005
- Goodbye Mike!
524
00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,379
- Did somebody say sharks?
525
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,726
- Nick.
526
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:36,478
- Don't say anything.
527
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:37,938
I just got her calmed down.
528
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,031
Now we're gonna go to bed alright,
goodnight.
529
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:40,690
But Nick...
530
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:42,024
- Goodnight.
531
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,112
Guard the household buddy.
532
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,530
I'll see you tomorrow.
533
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:50,742
- I'm all alone.
534
00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:53,995
I'm all alone.
535
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,622
Holy shit.
536
00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:01,795
J“ sing
537
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:03,630
j'ah
538
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:04,423
j“ sing
539
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,049
j'ah
540
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,051
j'go
541
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,271
J'ah ah
542
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:20,604
j“ sing
543
00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,190
j'ah ah oh
544
00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:23,650
j“ sing sing
545
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:24,985
j'ah ah
546
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:26,318
j“ sing
547
00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:27,946
j'ah ah oh
548
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,280
j“ sing sing
549
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:31,032
j'ah
550
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:59,102
J“ wee
551
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,104
j“ wee
552
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,077
-Fimmy
553
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,663
you know I don't have
my clothes on.
554
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,123
- We'll get there.
555
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,841
- I'm not going in if it's cold.
556
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:31,175
I'm not!
557
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,931
It's not cold!
558
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,100
Oh shit!
559
00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,312
- How is it?
560
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:44,396
How is it really?
561
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,608
- Hurry up, it's good.
562
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:47,400
Come on in.
563
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:48,151
- Is it cold?
564
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:49,485
- Come on!
565
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,555
- You just going to lie
there and watch?
566
00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:18,765
- Just enjoying the view.
567
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,060
Yeah, you and everybody else.
568
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:23,645
Start your own strip show.
569
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,188
This ain't a solo number.
570
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:26,522
Alright.
571
00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,159
Oh, you're so sexy Nick.
572
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,996
- Hey, I meant to do this.
573
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,998
Thought it might be a nice change
574
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,625
if we would start on the
floor and then
575
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,168
work our way up to the bed.
576
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,463
- Yeah, well I'm not fond
of back problems,
577
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,841
so I'll be on the bed
whenever you're ready.
578
00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:12,235
Come on in!
579
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,077
- It's not cold, it's not cold!
580
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,537
What are you, crazy?
581
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,456
- You're so exaggerative.
582
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,374
Stick together and be quiet.
583
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,708
Okay.
584
00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:34,215
- Stop shivering.
585
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,099
- What was that!
586
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,433
Lemme go look.
587
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:46,728
Come on!
588
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,063
- What was it?
589
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:49,498
- I don't see anything, it was
probably nothing.
590
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:50,802
Just a raccoon, forget about it.
591
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:52,501
- Maybe you should go and
check and see.
592
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,245
- I'm naked in the pool
trying to keep warm.
593
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,242
I'm not going looking for
fuzzy little animals!
594
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:59,157
- Well what if it's not
a fuzzy animal?
595
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,291
- Oh you bet your ass I'm
not going out there.
596
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,995
But Jim, Jim, what if it's a...
597
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,706
- Don't stay bear okay.
598
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,166
No bear.
599
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,377
- Alright.
600
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,672
- I'm sorry I ever brought
up the subject.
601
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:17,633
I don't like it here.
602
00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:18,926
It's cold.
603
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,345
It's dark.
604
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:23,306
- It's wet.
605
00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:25,265
- Yes, wet.
606
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:30,104
Besides,
607
00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,416
wouldn't you rather be in front
608
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,236
of a nice warm fire right now?
609
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,235
- I suppose the place is a little
warm in the winter.
610
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,077
- No in fact, it would help a lot.
611
00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:58,383
J“ so right
612
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,094
j“ but the king was too shy
613
00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:06,182
j“ and you were my noble Princess
614
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:09,686
j“ see I was your guest
615
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,522
j“ from far away
616
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:17,610
j“ afraid to be wakened
617
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:21,114
j“ I came through the clouds
618
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:24,242
j“ flying over the meadows
619
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,244
j“ feeling so free
620
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,162
- well, I'm not gonna
have to worry
621
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,747
about getting sleep tonight.
622
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,146
- Well it's a good thing the
back door was opened
623
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:38,089
or we'd have been stuck out
there all night.
624
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,094
Looks like everybody went to bed.
625
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:44,428
- That's right.
626
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:46,306
The fire's all ours.
627
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,526
J'oh
628
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:58,503
J'oh
629
00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:05,844
j“ I'm happy in my dreamland
630
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,300
Hurry.
631
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,844
I can't get my shoes.
632
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:31,554
My buckle is stuck.
633
00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:32,513
-Fimmy
634
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:33,306
Jimmy, it's okay.
635
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,891
Here, let me try.
636
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:41,481
I can't get the fucking thing.
637
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,944
I can't get my zipper.
638
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,277
- Whoa.
639
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,455
I got it.
640
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,431
- What the fuck are you doing?
641
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:16,933
- Did you see it?
642
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:18,266
Did you see it?
643
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,103
- I see you.
644
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,650
You're determined to ruin this
evening for me aren't you?
645
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,295
You think you're funny
coming down here
646
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,838
looking like one of those
insane killers?
647
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:32,365
- No, it's for protection!
648
00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:33,699
- Protection?
649
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,618
I'll show you protection!
650
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:42,374
Are you all right?
651
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,586
Oh shit.
652
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,390
- Did you hear something?
653
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:13,156
Are you all right?
654
00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:22,123
- Now I know I heard something.
655
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:24,625
- I'll kill you you
son of a bitch!
656
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,020
- Jim, no, it was this
disgusting weed slimy thing!
657
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,353
- Yeah, that's you!
658
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:57,742
What the hell's going on here!
659
00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:08,294
- This asshole comes down here
660
00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:11,631
looking like Friday the 13th
trying to scare us!
661
00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:12,548
There was this thing!
662
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:13,882
- What thing Mike!
663
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:20,640
Doreen, Doreen!
664
00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:22,682
- What's in there?
665
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:23,850
- That's the basement.
666
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,396
- You're going down in a
dark basement alone?
667
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:28,970
Shit, the lights out.
668
00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,317
Doreen, Doreen.
669
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:35,821
Can you move?
670
00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:37,406
Is anything broken?
671
00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:42,495
- Oh my head.
672
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,664
- I think you broke your head.
673
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:45,997
How'd you fall?
674
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,251
- Something pulled me.
675
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,669
-Ah ha, I told you!
676
00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,242
It's an alien from outer space.
677
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,839
Shut the fuck up Mike.
678
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:56,884
Let's get her upstairs okay.
679
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,218
Just take it.
680
00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,226
- Where do you think you're going?
681
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,329
I'm looking for
another light down here.
682
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,730
- Oh good, if you see the
creature give him my best.
683
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:13,192
- Look, just because you've
got some unbalanced
684
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:16,904
mental problems, that's no reason
to make us all suffer.
685
00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:18,531
We came here to have a good time
686
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:20,324
and you're putting us
through hell.
687
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,827
Now, for the last
time there are no
688
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,288
crazy aliens or killers around.
689
00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:28,583
They're not down here, outside,
690
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:32,003
upstairs in the bedrooms, the
bathrooms, or the kitchen!
691
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:36,798
Here's your alien Mike.
692
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,676
A nice scared little pussy cat.
693
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,554
What beautiful green eyes.
694
00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,848
- I thought I saw
something green eyes.
695
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,474
- Well that's it then.
696
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,226
You must have tripped
over the cat.
697
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,735
- Where did it come from?
698
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,570
There's nothing up
here but ceiling.
699
00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,716
I love how these animals just
fall out of nowhere
700
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:01,740
right into your hands.
701
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,760
Ah what do they do, just hang
up there by claws
702
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:05,786
and wait for people to pass by?
703
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,164
- Oh Mike, I almost forgot.
704
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,242
I won't forget that.
705
00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:16,005
- Goodnight Mike, catch
those aliens for us.
706
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:19,759
- Wait, wait, wait.
707
00:45:20,092 --> 00:45:20,718
You can't lock him down
there all night.
708
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:21,719
Why not?
709
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,262
Let him come to his senses.
710
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,681
Maybe he'll realize there
aren't any monsters
711
00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:28,142
and we can enjoy the rest
of this vacation.
712
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:30,519
- Yeah, he deserves a
small punishment.
713
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:31,933
Let him out in the morning.
714
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,856
One night down there is not
gonna kill him.
715
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:37,235
- Alright, come on, let's just
get Doreen up to bed.
716
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,568
I got you.
717
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,738
Goodnight Mike!
718
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,289
- What, are they kidding?
719
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,212
Hey, hey!
720
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:57,838
You can't leave me down there!
721
00:45:58,172 --> 00:45:59,172
Hey!
722
00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:11,602
Oh fuck.
723
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,281
Active imagination huh?
724
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:24,614
Very active.
725
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:25,950
Okay, deep shit.
726
00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:27,284
Deep shit.
727
00:46:46,262 --> 00:46:48,097
Slightly better than a flashlight.
728
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:04,881
- Good morning!
729
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,049
What's for breakfast?
730
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,259
- Whatever you want,
731
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,929
as long as you can make it.
732
00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:10,930
How's Doreen?
733
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:12,263
- Her head still hurts.
734
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:13,849
Let her rest all day.
735
00:48:14,183 --> 00:48:15,183
- Hey, hey.
736
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,728
That's good.
737
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,277
Oh my god!
738
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,445
- What?
739
00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:29,573
- Green eggs.
740
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,002
- Great.
741
00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:57,142
Hi Jim.
742
00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:58,309
- Hi Nick.
743
00:48:58,352 --> 00:48:58,894
- What happened to you?
744
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:00,228
- It was on the rake.
745
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:00,855
It looks like some of
that green stuff
746
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:02,815
that was my chicken last night.
747
00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:04,149
- All right you guys,
748
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:06,861
just keep it up and see
what happens.
749
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,737
I'm not getting any water now.
750
00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:10,531
- No water, what about my shower?
751
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:11,866
I don't know.
752
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:12,616
I guess I'll have to
go look at the
753
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:13,950
pipes in the base...
754
00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,619
Oh shit.
755
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,663
We forgot about Mike in
the basement.
756
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,039
- We did?
757
00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,587
What the hell
happened down here!
758
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,920
Mike!
759
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:27,088
Mike!
760
00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:28,379
- He must have gotten out.
761
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,301
- How, the door was still locked?
762
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,845
There's a broken
window over there.
763
00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:34,847
- Oh, where'd he go?
764
00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:36,557
- Well wait a minute,
765
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:39,018
has anybody seen David or
Janet since last night?
766
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,527
- Look, their bed wasn't
even slept in.
767
00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:50,446
Now what is going on here?
768
00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:51,363
- What if Mike...
769
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:52,897
- That's it, that explains it.
770
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:54,073
- What?
771
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,200
- Revenge.
772
00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:57,286
Mike's revenge.
773
00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:58,996
Come on, we lock him up,
774
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,040
so he destroys the pipes
775
00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:02,917
and starts his little game.
776
00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:05,002
And pretends to disappear,
777
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,421
gets David and Janet
to join along,
778
00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:10,883
and now we're supposed to be all
scared and worried
779
00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:12,760
until they jump out and say boo.
780
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:19,075
- All right, if that's the way
they're gonna play it then...
781
00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:19,642
- We ignore them.
782
00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,227
- Yeah right.
783
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,880
Except now I have drive into town
784
00:50:23,062 --> 00:50:24,313
and get those pipes fixed.
785
00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:25,981
And I'm not paying for this.
786
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,156
Okay, and it's gonna
take me a while.
787
00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:35,850
I gotta drive into
town to find the
788
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,076
plumber my parents used.
789
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,578
God damn it!
790
00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:41,413
You know, this could
take me all day!
791
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:45,501
Hopefully when I get back,
792
00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:47,312
Mikes wonderful little
game will be over
793
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:50,130
and we can finally get on with the
rest of this vacation.
794
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:53,758
I'll see you later.
795
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:57,345
- Yeah right.
796
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,232
Well, no shower.
797
00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:10,693
Looks like it's time for a swim.
798
00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:13,195
- Good idea, I'll get my
suit and join you.
799
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,198
J“ chime
800
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:18,409
j“ one at a time
801
00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:20,327
j“ and then the second chime
802
00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:23,163
j“ right down the line
803
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:27,251
j“ oh babe, you gotta believe it
804
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:35,718
- Can you believe Mike?
805
00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:37,970
I mean he just won't quit.
806
00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:41,223
I mean, first the monsters and
then the disappearances.
807
00:51:41,557 --> 00:51:44,977
I mean, what does he think we are?
808
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:46,311
A bunch of morons?
809
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,134
I'm sure you'll be okay in
a couple hours.
810
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:57,878
- You're alive!
811
00:54:58,212 --> 00:54:59,212
- Oh you're quick!
812
00:54:59,421 --> 00:54:59,838
Nice bikini.
813
00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:01,172
Believe me now?
814
00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:03,925
- What is it?
815
00:55:04,051 --> 00:55:05,051
Oh what is it?
816
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,613
Well, looks like what
we've got there
817
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,239
is a big green slimy thing
with very large teeth.
818
00:55:08,263 --> 00:55:08,722
Good description?
819
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,056
How many are left?
820
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:10,766
- How many what?
821
00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:12,099
Our friends.
822
00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:14,192
The people we came up here
with remember them?
823
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:15,789
- Dave and Janet haven't
come back yet.
824
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,040
- I scratched them off long ago.
825
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,190
What about Doreen and Jim?
826
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,229
- That thing was with them,
827
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:21,595
but I'm not sure if they're dead.
828
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:22,652
- Oh, not sure.
829
00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,963
Well, there are a couple of clues.
830
00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:25,507
Were their bodies are more
than one piece?
831
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:26,611
Any big holes through them?
832
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:28,305
Those are usually sure
indications...
833
00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:37,876
I've got you you ugly shit!
834
00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:43,757
- We've gotta get out of here!
835
00:55:44,091 --> 00:55:45,091
- Back to the house!
836
00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,105
- Where?
837
00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,307
- Some place it doesn't know.
838
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:01,566
My room.
839
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,241
- What about Jim and Doreen?
840
00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:11,326
- Well where are they?
841
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:18,499
Napping?
842
00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:31,471
Doreen.
843
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,015
Doreen.
844
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:35,349
- What happened!
845
00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:36,518
What happened!
846
00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:38,312
- She's fine, thanks a lot.
847
00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:39,855
Take her to my room.
848
00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:13,512
Oh god.
849
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:41,667
Doreen!
850
00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:04,147
- Oh that's disgusting.
851
00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:22,517
- That won't work, it's gonna
smash through it.
852
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:23,781
It can chew the lock right off.
853
00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:26,752
Oh yeah?
854
00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:43,968
That ought to stop him for now,
855
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,415
nobody likes a mouth full
of shaving cream.
856
00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:46,023
Are you two all right?
857
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:47,476
What the hell is going on?
858
00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,443
What is the thing?
859
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:50,235
- What is it?
860
00:58:50,569 --> 00:58:51,569
Well, take your pick.
861
00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:53,622
Mutant baby, an alien that's
been in the snow
862
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,615
for 2,000 years, a genetic
monster created by
863
00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,451
some crazy scientists.
864
00:58:57,784 --> 00:58:58,452
What difference does it make?
865
00:58:58,785 --> 00:58:59,971
We either have to find a
way out of here
866
00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:01,663
or figure out how to kill it.
867
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,832
- What is he talking about?
868
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:05,792
Where's Jim?
869
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,961
- Jim's in the other room
melting right now.
870
00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:09,546
- Is he dead?
871
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,080
- Yes, melting is another
indication of death, I'm sure.
872
00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:14,426
What is going on?
873
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,720
Where did that thing come from?
874
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,823
- I really don't think it's
historical background
875
00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:20,950
is that important right now. We
have to get out of here,
876
00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:22,174
but I'll take from experience,
877
00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,787
it's almost always
impossible to leave.
878
00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,339
- What do you mean almost always?
879
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:26,562
- In all the movies.
880
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:29,357
- For crying out loud,
will you stop it?
881
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:33,570
Look, we are talking about reality
here, not make-believe.
882
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:34,571
- Well let me tell you something,
883
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,656
that creature out there
is not reality!
884
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,992
So you're saying
we're in a movie.
885
00:59:40,786 --> 00:59:42,162
- It's a distinct possibility.
886
00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:45,248
- What has happened to Jim?
887
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,062
- His skin's turning
into silly putty.
888
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,543
That thing pumped tons of that
889
00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:50,087
green chicken slime into him.
890
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,714
- You know, what is that stuff?
891
00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:54,966
It was on the chicken pan.
892
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,780
I found some on the
pond this morning,
893
00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:58,445
Nick found some on the
rake outside now.
894
00:59:58,470 --> 01:00:00,388
- But it's not all over the house.
895
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,391
Eafing.
896
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:04,911
That's it, it must have
been after you
897
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,175
and Jim in the pond last night.
898
01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:08,563
That stuff has got to be part of
its digestive system.
899
01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:10,750
Well, you know, people have saliva
to break down food,
900
01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:12,526
this thing must have green slime.
901
01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:16,613
So it must have been getting
Jim ready for, lunch.
902
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:17,531
- Oh god.
903
01:00:17,864 --> 01:00:18,925
- Making his insides juicier.
904
01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:21,076
- Shut up, shut up!
905
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,619
You're disgusting!
906
01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:24,388
- Well we have to figure
this thing out
907
01:00:24,412 --> 01:00:25,664
if we're gonna kill it!
908
01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:28,077
And the next question is why
didn't it slime you two?
909
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,644
- What are you talking about?
910
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:50,438
- Well, when it attacked me I
noticed some of the slime.
911
01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:51,898
It pumped Jim with it.
912
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:53,960
But when it attacked you and
pulled you into the basement
913
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,235
last night, no slime.
914
01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:58,446
It just had both of you in the
hall a minute ago, no slime.
915
01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,949
So maybe it wants you for
something else.
916
01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:02,283
- Like what?
917
01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:05,828
- Reproduction.
918
01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:08,832
- Oh no, that's sick.
919
01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,810
- Actually, it did seem
like it was trying...
920
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,210
- What are we talking about here?
921
01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:14,171
Those things that pop out
of your stomach
922
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:15,504
when you least expect it?
923
01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:16,256
- Yes, yes, that's it!
924
01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:17,790
You've seen some of these too!
925
01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:19,777
But that means there could be
more than one by now.
926
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:21,561
The girl who drove off the
road two days ago.
927
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,030
- Oh hell, there
could have been an
928
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,973
army of girl scouts on
a nature walk.
929
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,587
There might be hundreds of them.
930
01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:27,475
- Where's Janet?
931
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,060
What has happened to Janet?
932
01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,604
Janet, where's Janet?
933
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:31,937
Help!
934
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,523
Somebody help me!
935
01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,109
Help me!
936
01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:37,485
Somebody help me!
937
01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:40,822
- We've got to warn her! Why
won't this open!
938
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,639
- Because I nailed it
shut yesterday.
939
01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:44,409
Well then get something!
940
01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:45,743
Smash it!
941
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:47,990
- All right, fine, look out.
942
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:57,172
Are you trying to kill me?
943
01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:58,825
- Janet, get away from the house!
944
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,425
There's something here!
945
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:01,759
- I can't!
946
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,178
I can't walk!
947
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,557
- Janet get up!
948
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:09,731
We've got to get to her
before that thing does.
949
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,412
- That thing may have
already gotten to her.
950
01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:12,020
- We don't know that.
951
01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:13,354
We've got to help her!
952
01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:15,041
- We don't know anything
about that creature
953
01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:16,265
except it, like everyone else,
954
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:17,799
hates a mouth full of
shaving cream!
955
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,444
- Then grab the bottle
and let's go.
956
01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,538
- We don't have any chance
in this condition!
957
01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:22,780
- I'm going.
958
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,073
- Me too!
959
01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,455
- Great, this thing's gonna
have itself an orgy.
960
01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:38,504
- I don't see it.
961
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:39,172
- I don't see it.
962
01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:39,965
- It's okay.
963
01:02:40,298 --> 01:02:40,757
- It's okay.
964
01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:42,091
- Let's go.
965
01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:43,133
- Let's go.
966
01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:50,934
- What creature?
967
01:02:52,811 --> 01:02:53,811
David's dead.
968
01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:57,065
- Don't worry Janet,
we've got you.
969
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:09,159
Now where are you going?
970
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:10,704
We have to get her upstairs!
971
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:25,677
What the!
972
01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:33,643
Doreen, Doreen snap out of it!
973
01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:47,008
- Need a shaving, you
son-of-a-bitch?
974
01:05:00,355 --> 01:05:02,273
- Dust off the rain huh?
975
01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:33,295
Well I guess that'll teach her
976
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:35,014
not to start with you again.
977
01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:36,575
Punishment seems a little strict,
978
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,643
but what do I know?
979
01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:39,977
- I had to!
980
01:05:40,228 --> 01:05:41,479
It was controlling her!
981
01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:44,858
It shot green rays from its eyes
and I looked away!
982
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:47,819
I guess Doreen didn't.
983
01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:51,990
- Okay, so if you look
into its eyes
984
01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:54,159
during a green ray it can
control your mind
985
01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:56,035
when it wants to.
986
01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:58,209
Oh wonderful, this thing
hasn't missed a trick.
987
01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:00,748
Controls minds, eats people,
reproduces.
988
01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,251
The car.
989
01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:04,627
We can leave in the car!
990
01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:16,598
Where's the car?
991
01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:18,683
- Nick took it to town to
get the plumber.
992
01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:24,272
- Well that was a
stupid thing to do!
993
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:25,773
Plumber!
994
01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:27,484
Sure, gotta get those pipes fixed!
995
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,402
I mean we're just
dying around here.
996
01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:33,614
All right, think.
997
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:36,659
It went up to the roof,
998
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,704
we go to the basement.
999
01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:42,081
Come on, get some flashlights.
1000
01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:49,690
I tell ya, if this thing
came out on Halloween
1001
01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:50,924
it'd have a hell of a time.
1002
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:56,512
- Oh god.
1003
01:06:57,889 --> 01:06:58,890
The floor feel like mud.
1004
01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:00,850
- That's because it is mud.
1005
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,184
Dirt and water make mud.
1006
01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:04,395
You learn something new
every day don't you?
1007
01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,399
- The door doesn't lock
from this side.
1008
01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:09,984
- Well that makes sense.
1009
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:12,421
Why would somebody want to lock
themselves in a basement?
1010
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,445
- All right, don't start.
1011
01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:16,967
All right, get some
hammer and nails,
1012
01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:18,219
I gotta lock it from
the other side
1013
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,595
and come back in
through the window.
1014
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:20,912
- You're going out there?
1015
01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:23,790
- No, I'm gonna mentally will
everything to happen.
1016
01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,167
What a stupid question!
1017
01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:29,462
You always as the
stupidest questions!
1018
01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:32,001
Is someone paying you to
stand in front
1019
01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,277
of an open window or is
that your own idea?
1020
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,005
Hey, there's some razor
blades in the corner
1021
01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:37,363
you can play with next.
1022
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:39,282
Would you like to do that?
1023
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:40,825
Look Mike...
1024
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,279
- Let's get this window boarded up
first, hmm, please?
1025
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:51,836
Give me that one.
1026
01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,172
That one don't fit either.
1027
01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:54,964
How 'bout this one.
1028
01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:56,549
- The short one.
1029
01:08:56,883 --> 01:08:57,883
Oh that's nice.
1030
01:08:58,009 --> 01:08:59,052
Give me a nail.
1031
01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:02,429
Ouch, shit!
1032
01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:05,349
Never mind.
1033
01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:08,770
Give me another one.
1034
01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:12,065
You know what keeps
coming to mind?
1035
01:09:13,107 --> 01:09:14,776
Invasion of the body snatchers.
1036
01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:16,109
- Yeah?
1037
01:09:16,361 --> 01:09:17,588
- Yeah, well I mean mind control,
1038
01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:19,322
birth cycle, high-pitched scream.
1039
01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:23,493
- So, how did they kill
'em in that one?
1040
01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:24,452
- They didn't.
1041
01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:25,786
- Great.
1042
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,151
Are we just gonna stay down
here all night?
1043
01:09:57,485 --> 01:10:00,321
I mean, shouldn't we
think of a plan?
1044
01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:02,156
- A plan, what a wonderful idea.
1045
01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:03,490
What'd you have in mind?
1046
01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,158
I don't know.
1047
01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:06,786
Look, you're the expert
in this field.
1048
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:07,745
- Well the problem is
we don't know
1049
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:09,205
too much about this thing.
1050
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,165
It doesn't react to water
1051
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:14,127
and shaving cream is on its 10
best dishes list.
1052
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:15,460
- Well,
1053
01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:17,964
what about fire?
1054
01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:19,590
Maybe we could burn it.
1055
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:21,926
- Fire would be hard to
come by down here.
1056
01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:26,180
But we could kill it with a
gun or a big ax.
1057
01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:27,514
Would that work?
1058
01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:28,557
- Why not?
1059
01:10:28,599 --> 01:10:30,039
It's just a slimy green
fleshy thing.
1060
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,589
Seems to get hurt pretty easily.
1061
01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,814
In fact, I'm not sure if it's
that intelligent.
1062
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:36,983
It smacked itself
headfirst into the wall
1063
01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:39,235
last night after I got out.
1064
01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,279
It hit itself in the face
with a hammer.
1065
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:44,940
Tell you the truth, I think that
thing's pretty stupid.
1066
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,161
Wait a second, maybe that's it.
1067
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:49,888
Well if we can confuse
that thing enough
1068
01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:51,352
that it beats the crap
out of itself,
1069
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,851
then we can get close enough to it
with an ax or something?
1070
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:58,588
- Yeah.
1071
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,351
- Nevermind, let's
get out of here!
1072
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:18,399
- We locked ourselves in here!
1073
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:22,195
- We did didn't we?
1074
01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:24,030
All right, let's get
the planks off.
1075
01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:34,373
- Hey Mike, the plumber's gonna be
here in 10 minutes!
1076
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,292
And guess who's paying for it!
1077
01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:39,962
- What the hell is he
talking about?
1078
01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:42,757
- Oh, he thinks you broke
the pipes and.
1079
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:44,090
Oh, wait!
1080
01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:45,569
He doesn't know about
the creature!
1081
01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:46,779
He's gonna walk right
into the thing!
1082
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:47,803
- Shit!
1083
01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:48,929
- We've got to stop him!
1084
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,097
What the fuck?
1085
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,524
- He's in the house!
1086
01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:01,567
- Was that comment
really necessary?
1087
01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:06,238
- That is it guys!
1088
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:07,907
Come on, the game is over!
1089
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:11,202
You cannot come in here and
destroy my house!
1090
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,373
Janet
1091
01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:17,999
Janet
1092
01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:48,322
- Wait!
1093
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:49,656
We gotta get Nick!
1094
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:51,469
- Where where the hell did he go?
- Oh.
1095
01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:55,288
Come on!
1096
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:56,247
What the hell!
1097
01:12:56,581 --> 01:12:57,781
- No questions, time to leave!
1098
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:12,471
- What about the others?
1099
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:13,389
- Dead.
1100
01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:15,003
Look, just remember three rules.
1101
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:17,369
Don't ever look into its eyes,
beware of the green slime,
1102
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:18,593
and whatever you do don't ever
1103
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:21,605
try to kiss it.
1104
01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:26,527
Shit, get us out of here!
1105
01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:46,464
Would you like me to drive?
1106
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,426
Get us out of here!
1107
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:57,558
- Look away, don't look
at it's eyes!
1108
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,400
Out, out, out, out, out!
1109
01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:15,284
Back, back, back, back, back!
1110
01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:16,618
- Shit!
1111
01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:45,147
Pond, pond, pond, pond, pond,
pond!
1112
01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:19,974
Okay, everybody out.
1113
01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:25,146
Nick, you didn't get your license,
did you?
1114
01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:33,404
- What the hell is going on here?
- You fucking crazy?
1115
01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:49,712
Shit!
1116
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,046
- What now?
1117
01:15:51,756 --> 01:15:53,424
- Back to the house!
1118
01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:09,692
All right, we have to confuse it.
Stacy, my coat.
1119
01:16:12,026 --> 01:16:13,486
- What are you doing?
1120
01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:15,630
- This is not a question and
answer period Nick,
1121
01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:16,654
it's time to do.
1122
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,587
Now we need all the
mirrors in this house,
1123
01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:23,287
light bulbs, and more flashlights.
1124
01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:25,122
Well come on, let's go!
1125
01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:31,856
- What's this pile of
goop on the floor!
1126
01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:35,693
- I'll tell you later, just
come down here.
1127
01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,154
- Hey, I don't have a flashlight.
1128
01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:23,574
- Stacy, give him yours.
1129
01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:25,034
- It doesn't work.
1130
01:18:26,869 --> 01:18:27,869
- It does now.
1131
01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:31,497
Okay places.
1132
01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:48,612
- Where...
1133
01:22:42,249 --> 01:22:43,792
- Oh my god!
1134
01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,126
Get it off!
1135
01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:59,016
- She looked into its eyes!
1136
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:00,349
- What!
1137
01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:23,707
- Nick, will you help me
here for a second!
1138
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,088
Will you help me for a sec!
1139
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:37,137
- Oh god I can't, she's
crushing my balls!
1140
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,177
What the hell are you doing!
1141
01:25:18,488 --> 01:25:20,824
- One more broken things not gonna
make any difference.
1142
01:25:45,974 --> 01:25:47,059
- What is that?
1143
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:49,186
- You guys remember
that alarm system?
1144
01:25:49,519 --> 01:25:50,520
- Yeah.
1145
01:25:50,854 --> 01:25:52,415
- It's hooked up directly to
the police station.
1146
01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:54,566
They'll be here in
about 30 minutes.
1147
01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:56,500
- You mean all we had to
do all this time
1148
01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:58,070
was set off that goddamn alarm
1149
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:00,283
and police with real weapons
would have been all
1150
01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:01,682
over this place in a half an hour?
1151
01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:05,827
You son-of-a-bitch.
1152
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:12,501
- Stop, stop wait.
1153
01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:15,128
I need help, please.
1154
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:18,548
Thank god, please help me.
1155
01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:20,258
Well sure, hop on in.
1156
01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:29,308
- Thank you.
1157
01:26:36,608 --> 01:26:38,026
Thank you, thank you.
1158
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,360
What happened?
1159
01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:41,113
- I had a car accident.
1160
01:26:41,446 --> 01:26:44,866
Next thing I know I'm laying in
the woods somewhere.
1161
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,452
God, I must have been wondering
the woods for a day.
1162
01:26:50,372 --> 01:26:51,373
- How do you feel?
1163
01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:54,960
- A little dizzy and my
stomach is hurting me.
1164
01:26:55,293 --> 01:26:56,653
- Oh shit, her stomach hurts,
Nick.
1165
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:58,213
- Mike, look, we don't know.
1166
01:26:58,547 --> 01:26:59,547
We have no proof.
1167
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:01,925
Oh proof huh?
1168
01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:03,259
So...
1169
01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:06,346
- Sally, Sally foster.
1170
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:07,680
- So Sally...
1171
01:27:08,348 --> 01:27:09,348
Yeah.
1172
01:27:11,059 --> 01:27:12,894
Had any kinky sex lately?
1173
01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:15,063
- What are you talking about?
1174
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:16,517
What's wrong with everybody?
1175
01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:18,108
- Your eyes are green!
1176
01:27:18,442 --> 01:27:20,861
- Yes I know, they've been that
way since I was baby.
1177
01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:23,155
Why, don't you like green?
1178
01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:33,874
J'so
1179
01:27:44,342 --> 01:27:45,343
$80 so
1180
01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:46,762
j“ the morning comes after
1181
01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:47,721
$80 so
1182
01:27:48,054 --> 01:27:49,723
j“ the morning hits the sack
1183
01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:50,599
$80 so
1184
01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:52,809
j“ the bulk of disaster
1185
01:27:53,143 --> 01:27:55,312
j“ sleep
1186
01:27:55,645 --> 01:27:56,271
$80 so
1187
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,315
j“ we both seen the daylight
1188
01:27:58,648 --> 01:27:59,274
$80 so
1189
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:01,067
j“ it lights up the dark
1190
01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:02,027
$80 so
1191
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,362
j“ we all get to play so
1192
01:28:04,696 --> 01:28:06,573
j“ deep
1193
01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,033
j“ so what
1194
01:28:08,366 --> 01:28:09,366
j“ what does it matter
1195
01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:10,911
j“ so what
1196
01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:12,329
j“ what does it mean
1197
01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:13,914
j“ so what
1198
01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:15,874
j“ it's all so so so
1199
01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:17,208
j“ so we dream
1200
01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:18,459
j“ dream
1201
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,003
j“ dream
1202
01:28:20,337 --> 01:28:24,382
j“ dream of
1203
01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:27,385
j“ so and so
1204
01:28:27,719 --> 01:28:30,263
j“ so and so
1205
01:28:30,597 --> 01:28:33,266
j“ so and so
1206
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:34,226
$80 so
1207
01:28:34,559 --> 01:28:35,977
j“ the dream keeps a coming
1208
01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:36,937
$80 so
1209
01:28:37,270 --> 01:28:38,897
j“ the kind of face you like
1210
01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:39,856
$80 so
1211
01:28:40,190 --> 01:28:41,525
j“ the special is another
1212
01:28:41,858 --> 01:28:44,694
j“ hand
1213
01:28:45,028 --> 01:28:45,654
$80 so
1214
01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:47,322
j“ your lover makes an entrance
1215
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:48,656
$80 so
1216
01:28:48,782 --> 01:28:50,367
j“ she sent those in my void
1217
01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:51,368
$80 so
1218
01:28:51,701 --> 01:28:52,911
j“ she rots in the other
1219
01:28:53,245 --> 01:28:55,914
j“ side
1220
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:57,374
j“ so what
1221
01:28:57,707 --> 01:28:58,707
j“ what does it matter
1222
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,210
j“ so what
1223
01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:01,545
j“ what does it mean
1224
01:29:01,878 --> 01:29:03,171
j“ so what
1225
01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:05,507
j“ it's all so so so
1226
01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:06,299
j“ so we dream
1227
01:29:06,633 --> 01:29:07,633
j“ dream
1228
01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:09,177
j“ dream
1229
01:29:09,511 --> 01:29:13,515
j“ dream
1230
01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:15,308
j'so
1231
01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:47,674
J“ I said so what
1232
01:29:48,008 --> 01:29:49,217
j“ what does it matter
1233
01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:50,594
j“ so what
1234
01:29:50,927 --> 01:29:52,304
j“ what does it mean
1235
01:29:52,637 --> 01:29:53,638
j“ so what
1236
01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:55,682
j“ it's all so so so
1237
01:29:56,016 --> 01:29:57,016
j“ so dream
1238
01:29:57,142 --> 01:29:58,310
j“ dream
1239
01:29:58,643 --> 01:29:59,769
j“ dream
1240
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:04,482
j“ dream oh
1241
01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:06,151
j“ so and so
1242
01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:07,484
j“ so what
1243
01:30:07,611 --> 01:30:08,778
j“ so and so
1244
01:30:09,112 --> 01:30:10,322
j“ so what
1245
01:30:10,655 --> 01:30:11,698
j“ so and so
1246
01:30:12,032 --> 01:30:13,283
j“ so what
1247
01:30:13,617 --> 01:30:14,784
j“ so and so
1248
01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:16,118
j“ so what
1249
01:30:16,202 --> 01:30:17,871
j“ so and so
1250
01:30:18,204 --> 01:30:19,289
j“ so what
1251
01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:20,623
j“ so and so
1252
01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:21,832
j“ so what
1253
01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:23,877
j“ so and so
1254
01:30:24,210 --> 01:30:25,210
j“ so what
1255
01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:26,504
j“ so and so
1256
01:30:26,838 --> 01:30:29,132
j“ so what
78773
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