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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Today is a
tragic day for Canada.
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Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn
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the passing of their
beloved mother.
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The Queen is dead.
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♪ The Queen is dead ♪
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Every Canadian everywhere
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is feeling absolute
emptiness right now.
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♪ Oh, God, she's dead ♪
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And now the casket is
brought down the aisle
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with the Queen inside.
♪ Oh, God, no, not her ♪
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The Queen's body being
carried by the royal guard.
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What a horrible day for Canada
and therefore the world.
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♪ Not the Queen ♪ Ike... Ike, come
on, dude, you can't keep doing this.
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♪ She is dead ♪ She's
dead. She's dead, Kyle.
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Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.
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You gotta let it go.
♪ And gone forever ♪
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And here comes
Canada's most beloved musician,
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Sir Smelly John.
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Yes, Smelly John is
sitting down at the piano
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with a tribute for
the Queen, I believe.
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♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪
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♪ Seems as though you've
queefed your last queef ♪
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Okay, it's 7:00.
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It's my turn to use
the computer. No!
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Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.
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Get off!
you, Kyle!
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Oh, and now people
are starting to stare angrily.
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Y-Yes, it looks like the
Prince and his new wife
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have just shown up.
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The Prince and his
wife have, of course,
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been bashing the
Canadian monarchy.
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A lot of Canadians
hate them now.
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Oh, and I belive
the Earl of Halifax
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has just farted on the
Prince's wife's face!
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The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.
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Oh, this is bad now.
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Ike, I'm playing
"Darktide" with my friends.
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No, get off me! Ike,
God damn it, get off!
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Hey, guys.
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Kyle, dude, where
were you last night?
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Yeah, we were all waiting.
Look, I know you think
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I haven't been showing
up for things, but...
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But I got screwed by
my little brother.
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He just keeps crying
about the Queen.
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And then there's this
Prince and his wife
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and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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I guess it's like
people don't even know
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why they showed
up to the funeral
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But, anyway, I'm really sorry I
ruined game time for everyone.
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You didn't ruin it for
anyone. We played without you.
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What? Y-You guys, we... we said
we'd all level up together.
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Well, yeah, we're all
like level 12 now.
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We got some sweet drip, dude.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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But this isn't fair,
it wasn't my fault.
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Hey, guys. Did you get to
upgrade your rifle, Stan?
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Yeah, it's got a lot
better range now.
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What about you?
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I kept the same gun, but
I got some sweet drip.
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Nice, sweet drip,
dude. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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It stinks, doesn't it?
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What stinks?
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When people make certain
judgements about you.
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I've been watching you, Kyle,
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and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.
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My brand?
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You see,
everyone has an image, Kyle.
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Some kids call it
your credibility
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or your reputation,
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but those things are
just little parts
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of something much
more important...
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Your brand.
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Think about it, Kyle.
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Who are you?
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I'm just... I-I'm just me.
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See? You don't know
what your brand is.
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So how is anyone else
supposed to know?
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It's like a commercial for Kyle,
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but you're not putting
a label on the jar.
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Butters, this seems very
out of character for you.
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That's because I've been
workin' on my brand.
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My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people
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so they sent me to
brand management.
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Brand management?
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Hi, Mr. Davis.
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Well, Butters Stotch. How
you doing there, Butters?
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How's the brand going? Great.
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I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me
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to help her with her homework.
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Well, there ya go
there, Butters.
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My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,
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and I told him maybe
you could help.
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Oh, well, sure there, Kyle,
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let's just get you to fill
out a CumHammer survey,
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and then we'll go in the back
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and come up with
some options for ya.
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Live from
the television studios in Toronto,
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it's "Good Morning, Canada."
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It has been several months now
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since our beloved
Queen has died.
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All Canadians are
finding it hard to go on.
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All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,
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The Prince and his wife.
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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Thanks for having
us on the show.
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It's so awesome to
be here. It's great.
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So let me start with you, sir.
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You lived a life with
the royal family,
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you had everything handed to you
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but you say your
life has been hard,
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and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."
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Yes that's right, fwiend.
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You see, my wife and I are...
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I was totally like,
"You should write a book
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'cause you're
family's, like, stupid,
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and then so are,
like, journalists."
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So you hate journalists?
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That's right. And
now you wrote a book
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that reports on the lives
of the royal family.
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Right.
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So you're a journalist.
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We just want to
be normal people.
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All this attention is so hard.
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Isn't it true, sir, that
your questionable wife
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has her own TV show and
hangs out with celebrities
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and does fashion magazines?
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What are you suggesting?
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Well, I just think
some people might say
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that your Instagram-loving
bitch wife
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actually doesn't
want her privacy.
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How dare you, sir!
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My Instagram-loving bitch wife
has always wanted her privacy!
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And you know what else?
To hell with Canada.
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We are leaving.
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We'll go find some quiet place
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where we can be normal people.
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Come on, wife.
We want privacy!
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the Worldwide
Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on ♪
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ It's the Worldwide
Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
We want privacy! We want privacy!
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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the Worldwide
Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the Worldwide
Privacy Tour ♪
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ The Worldwide Privacy Tour
is coming soon to your town ♪
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♪ We're coming soon to your
town, give us privacy ♪
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the Worldwide
Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the Worldwide
Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the Worldwide
Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
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Alright there, Kyle, we
got your survey answers,
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and I think we've put together
some great ideas for your brand.
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I understand you want
people to like you more
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and think you're cool.
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Is that right? Yeah.
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Alright, well, let's see how
this brand works for you.
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We got... Kyle... Rugged.
Vegan. Compassionate. Victim.
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I... I don't think
that's really me.
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Well, that's fine 'cause
there's a lot of different
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brands people are attracted
to. How about this one?
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Kyle... Sensitive.
Outdoorsy. Frugal. Victim.
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I'm not... I'm not
that outdoorsy.
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Okay, well, remember
there, Kyle,
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it's not so much about who
you are as much as it is
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about what people are
attracted to, okay?
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So let's see, how about this?
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Kyle... Wealthy. Handsome.
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Multi-talented Grammy
Award-Winning. Victim.
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Oh, that... that
one's taken already.
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Sorry. Hold on.
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Just a minute, Kyle.
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We're gonna find a
good one here for you.
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You'll see, Kyle.
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When you have your
brand up and runnin, '
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no one can stop you.
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Look at this town. There's
just something about it.
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Oh, darling. I think
this might be the place.
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You really think so?
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It's so quiet and empty here.
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If we moved here, then
people would think
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we're really serious about
wanting to be normal.
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It does seem
perfect, doesn't it?
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We can have a fresh start here.
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Lead a normal life
and have babies.
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Can we? Can we really move here
and finally have our privacy?
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My love, I will do
anything for your privacy.
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The couch goes in
the first room!
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Ay, be careful with
that TV, buddy!
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Drum set goes on
the second floor.
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Wait. Put it down.
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I want to make sure
it isn't damaged.
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What the hell?
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Hey! Hey, you!
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Hey, what are you looking at?!
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You ever heard of privacy?!
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What?
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You guys, I am so sorry.
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I totally was going to
play with you guys online
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but the Prince of
Canada and his wife
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moved in across
the street from me.
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They have this huge jet
parked in front of my house
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and then they kept trying to
get me to buy their stupid book
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and... and, anyway, I'm sorry
I messed up another game night.
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It's okay, dude, we
had a great time.
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Yeah, we are literally
dripping with drip.
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Well, I just want
you guys to know
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that I am a reliable,
fun-loving, punctual victim.
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'Kay, well, we
gotta get to class.
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I'm really working on myself!
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You're gonna like what you see!
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As a child, you
see the world in a different way.
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You see the wonder in nature,
and you're starting to learn
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more about yourself
all the time.
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And you're learning that
there's something more important
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than you ever
thought... Your brand.
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It's what defines you.
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And with brand management,
you can make sure
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others see you the way
they want to see you.
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Welcome to your
CumHammer Work tutorial.
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You are taking the first
steps to making your brand
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a great one.
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By now you've
received your workbook
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and also your brand slide tool
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and CumHammer social-media drive
246
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,249
which will be used
in this video.
247
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,718
Now, if you're ready,
let's start the exercises
248
00:10:43,719 --> 00:10:45,753
on page five of your workbook.
249
00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:53,594
Yeah!
250
00:10:53,595 --> 00:10:55,763
Respect our privacy!
Leave us alone!
251
00:10:55,764 --> 00:10:57,899
Leave us alone!
252
00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,533
Down with the monarchy!
253
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,303
We just want our privacy!
254
00:11:02,771 --> 00:11:05,740
God, these people!
255
00:11:05,741 --> 00:11:07,341
Why are we so mad today?
256
00:11:07,342 --> 00:11:09,710
Because we want our privacy!
257
00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:14,248
Park County Police Station.
What's your emergency?
258
00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:16,384
Yeah, the neighbors across the
street are setting off fireworks
259
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,386
and it's 10:30 at night!
260
00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:19,954
Oh, is it the Prince
of Canada and his wife,
261
00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:21,422
who just want to be left alone?
262
00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:23,457
Yes.
263
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:26,360
They're being super loud, and
I'm trying to work on my brand!
264
00:11:26,361 --> 00:11:27,728
Oh, God damn it.
265
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,409
Now the prince is
playing polo on the lawn!
266
00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:35,736
We are here because privacy
is a basic human right.
267
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,039
How many more
princes and his wives
268
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,142
have to live in this nightmare?
269
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,246
Hey, can you two
keep it down?!
270
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,714
Oy!
271
00:11:46,715 --> 00:11:48,149
You ever heard of a
thing called "privacy"?!
272
00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,583
Yeah, nobody gives a shit.
273
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,420
Will you two just
shut up, and go away?!
274
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,092
It seriously is
driving me crazy!
275
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,962
The prince plays drums all day.
I don't think he even has a job.
276
00:12:00,963 --> 00:12:03,097
And I don't know what
the hell she does.
277
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,966
Why they even left
Canada is beyond me.
278
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,801
And, like, she seems to
just boss him around,
279
00:12:06,802 --> 00:12:08,102
and make him do
whatever she wants.
280
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,437
I mean, why did they
even leave Canada
281
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,839
and move to South Park, anyway?
282
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,808
Stan, are you gonna
say something?
283
00:12:13,809 --> 00:12:15,309
You say it.
284
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,644
Say what?
285
00:12:16,645 --> 00:12:18,112
Look, Kyle...
286
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,814
We just kinda don't care
about some dumb prince
287
00:12:19,815 --> 00:12:21,415
and his stupid wife.
288
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,117
I don't care about them either!
289
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,120
So, then why do you talk
about them all the time?
290
00:12:28,023 --> 00:12:30,524
Dude, we're just kind of
sick of hearing about them.
291
00:12:30,525 --> 00:12:31,826
I'm sick of hearing about them!
292
00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:33,494
But I can't get away from them!
293
00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:35,663
- They're everywhere!
- In my face!
294
00:12:35,664 --> 00:12:37,698
Yeah, and now you're putting
'em in our face.
295
00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:40,034
Fine, I won't talk
about them anymore.
296
00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:41,503
Thank you.
297
00:12:45,874 --> 00:12:48,376
Okay, just one last thing...
Did you know the prince sleeps-
298
00:12:49,678 --> 00:12:50,912
I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
299
00:12:53,015 --> 00:12:56,317
The problem with you is you
want results without the work.
300
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,985
You can't just say
you're a certain thing,
301
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,821
and then expect people
to just like your brand.
302
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,824
You gotta work it,
sell people on it.
303
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,326
But I just don't
feel like my brand
304
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,495
is who I really
am on the inside.
305
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,963
You know, Kyle,
some people think
306
00:13:08,964 --> 00:13:10,831
it's what's inside
you that matters.
307
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,501
But people can't see inside you.
308
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,803
They can only see what kind
of drink you're drinking.
309
00:13:15,804 --> 00:13:17,371
That's what matters.
310
00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:18,839
I guess so.
311
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,408
Now, I'm gonna help
you with a new brand,
312
00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:22,476
but you've got to work on it.
313
00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:25,246
What do you want your
friends to think about you?
314
00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:28,649
I want them to think I'm not
gonna complain about things,
315
00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:29,917
I'm more thick-skinned.
316
00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:31,986
Okay. This is
good. This is good.
317
00:13:31,987 --> 00:13:34,188
And I want people to think
I'm stronger, mentally,
318
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,389
than I probably am.
319
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,091
Okay. Okay. I think we got it.
320
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,926
People are gonna love this.
321
00:13:38,927 --> 00:13:41,862
Kyle... he's a
thick-skinned, super cool,
322
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,232
nothing bothers him victim.
323
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,567
I just don't know if I can...
324
00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:48,569
You're goin' off brand already!
325
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:52,874
Remember, no matter what,
nothing bothers you.
326
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,417
I don't care. Don't care.
327
00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:42,756
What the hell?
What'd he just say?
328
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:43,991
He victimized me!
329
00:14:43,992 --> 00:14:45,459
It's because I'm
an ethnic woman!
330
00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:46,994
He can't do that! I'll see...
331
00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:48,896
Wait, you're ethnic?
This is an outrage!
332
00:14:48,897 --> 00:14:51,499
We'll just see how he
deals with my blue penis!
333
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,518
Hey!
334
00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:13,420
Have some respect
for this privacy!
335
00:15:37,946 --> 00:15:39,513
Don't worry, my love,
336
00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:42,918
he's not gonna get
away with this.
337
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:06,107
Hey, guys! How you doin?!
338
00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:07,608
Good. How are you?
339
00:16:07,609 --> 00:16:09,711
I'm great. Got some
good sleep last night.
340
00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:12,113
Just letting' things roll
right off my back, you know?
341
00:16:12,114 --> 00:16:14,349
'Cause that's the
kind of guy I am.
342
00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:18,052
Cool.
343
00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:19,654
Hey, do you guys wanna
play Darktide after school?
344
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:22,457
Or if not, whatever.
I'm cool either way.
345
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,459
Yeah, I'm sure we
can figure that out.
346
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,861
Cool. Whatever. I'm
care-free and unflappable.
347
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,363
I'll catch you guys at lunch!
348
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,366
Wow, Kyle, you seem
really different.
349
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,568
Do you like it?
350
00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:35,169
Uh, Sure.
351
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:36,704
Thanks, Jimmy.
352
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,406
But you know, I really need
to thank a good friend.
353
00:16:38,407 --> 00:16:41,008
He introduced me to a way of
becoming a more stable person.
354
00:16:41,009 --> 00:16:42,410
Have you seen Butters?
355
00:16:42,411 --> 00:16:44,212
Butters? Oh, sure.
356
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,580
He's out on the playground,
357
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:46,981
getting the shit beat
out of him by Bebe.
358
00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:48,383
What?
359
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,922
Don't ever say that shit again!
360
00:16:54,923 --> 00:16:56,824
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
361
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:58,259
What the hell is going on?!
362
00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:00,394
I wasn't even doing
anything, and he came up,
363
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,396
and started talking shit to me!
364
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,932
Yeah, everyone likes a guy
that's strong and assertive,
365
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,868
so I told Bebe to
go herself.
366
00:17:06,869 --> 00:17:08,536
Who do you even think you are?!
367
00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:10,171
You want some more of
this, you dumb slut?
368
00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:11,606
Butters, what are you doing?
369
00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:12,840
This isn't you.
370
00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:14,242
Hey, Kyle, will you relax.
371
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,843
You're kind of
up my brand.
372
00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:17,712
Okay, that does it...
Come on, Butters.
373
00:17:17,713 --> 00:17:19,614
You're going back to CumHammer.
374
00:17:19,615 --> 00:17:21,716
You're lucky he saved your ass!
375
00:17:21,717 --> 00:17:24,452
you, you bitch!
376
00:17:24,453 --> 00:17:28,189
The most important thing about
your brand is being flexible.
377
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,792
We want to make sure you're
completely satisfied.
378
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,760
You say you're
having some problems?
379
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,128
That's right!
380
00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:35,696
There's this horrible spy
381
00:17:35,697 --> 00:17:37,298
who lives across
the street from us,
382
00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:39,233
and we're gonna get him
back by changing our brand!
383
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:40,568
All right.
384
00:17:40,569 --> 00:17:42,370
And I do see you're
in our database,
385
00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,972
but you didn't first get help
at this CumHammer location?
386
00:17:44,973 --> 00:17:46,574
No.
387
00:17:46,575 --> 00:17:47,809
My wife went to one in
California as a child.
388
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:49,243
Ah. Okay.
389
00:17:49,244 --> 00:17:50,545
Then you must be in
the national system.
390
00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:52,079
Oh, yeah. Oh,
yeah. Is this you?
391
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,449
"Sorority girl, Actress,
Influencer, Victim."
392
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,551
Yeah. That's totally me.
393
00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:57,885
Okay. I see.
394
00:17:57,886 --> 00:17:59,086
And then, you added your husband
395
00:17:59,087 --> 00:18:00,588
to your Friends
and Family account.
396
00:18:00,589 --> 00:18:02,390
You must be the "Royal
prince, millionaire,
397
00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:04,258
world traveler, victim."
398
00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:05,993
That's right.
399
00:18:05,994 --> 00:18:08,663
Come on, Butters.
400
00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:10,731
Hello?
401
00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:12,400
Oh, hey there. Just
gimme a minute.
402
00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:14,135
I'm with some other clients
right now, there, Kyle.
403
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,937
Uh, no. This is an emergency.
404
00:18:15,938 --> 00:18:17,271
We need to talk to...
405
00:18:17,272 --> 00:18:18,606
Oy! Do you mind!
Stop invading...
406
00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:20,241
It's him!
407
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:22,810
What the hell are
you doing here?
408
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,779
You just can't leave
us alone, can you!
409
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:27,148
Oh, my God, he's so
obsessed with us.
410
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,483
I'm not obsessed with you.
411
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,186
It's this stupid place!
412
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,790
Don't you see, Butters?
413
00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,325
Teaching people to
think of their brand
414
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,493
just makes more
people like them.
415
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,162
This whole thing is wrong.
416
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,698
They're telling you guys to
reduce yourselves into products
417
00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:47,001
instead of people to be
truly understood and loved.
418
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,437
Don't you guys want
people to like you for you
419
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:53,007
instead of who they
want you to be?
420
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:56,711
Look, we all have our
faults. God knows I do.
421
00:18:56,712 --> 00:18:59,146
But if we just try to present
and control an image of us
422
00:18:59,147 --> 00:19:01,883
for people to see, then,
we're just performers
423
00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:04,285
instead of human beings.
424
00:19:04,286 --> 00:19:05,653
He's right.
425
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:06,988
Trying to make
ourselves into a brand
426
00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:08,489
just turned us into products.
427
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:11,659
We don't need to
be a brand, do we?
428
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,060
If it's truly what we want,
429
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:14,962
then we really can
get away from it all.
430
00:19:14,963 --> 00:19:16,964
No more magazines
and Netflix shows.
431
00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:18,901
We really can live
a normal life.
432
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,503
Yes, I'm sure you
agree, darling.
433
00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:24,839
We can be the people
we talked about being,
434
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,908
with no more worries
about how we look
435
00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:28,643
or the image we
project to people.
436
00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:31,446
What matters is what
we have on the inside.
437
00:19:36,518 --> 00:19:37,786
Hello?
438
00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:42,156
Come on, Butters.
Time to go home.
439
00:19:42,157 --> 00:19:43,925
Yeah.
440
00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:47,261
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
441
00:19:47,262 --> 00:19:48,829
Now, hey.
442
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,599
Don't make a decision
you might all regret.
443
00:19:54,436 --> 00:19:57,072
Yeah, come on, honey. We
don't need this place.
444
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,576
Honey?
445
00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:18,693
The queen is dead.
446
00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:21,195
What a sad day for Canada...
And therefore, the world.
447
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,298
Ike, I need to use the...
448
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:25,900
Oh no, not again.
449
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:28,703
She's still dead.
450
00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:30,371
Ike, I have to get
on the computer.
451
00:20:30,372 --> 00:20:32,140
The Queen's been
dead a long time.
452
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,077
Ike, I have to get
on with my friends!
453
00:20:36,078 --> 00:20:37,813
If I don't, they're
gonna think I'm...
454
00:20:41,149 --> 00:20:43,150
It's okay.
455
00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:45,052
Things get to you.
456
00:20:45,053 --> 00:20:46,954
It's who you are.
457
00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:58,466
Oh. Hey, guys.
458
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,267
Hey, dude. Uh...
459
00:21:00,268 --> 00:21:02,269
We thought maybe you could do
with a little outside time.
460
00:21:02,270 --> 00:21:03,838
Really?
461
00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:05,439
We just thought it'd be good
to get you out of the house.
462
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,641
You seem to bee going
through a lot lately.
463
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,511
Yeah. Yeah, I have.
464
00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:12,781
Thanks, guys.
I'd love to play.
465
00:21:20,288 --> 00:21:23,090
Oy! Oy!
466
00:21:23,091 --> 00:21:24,525
Could, uh...
467
00:21:24,526 --> 00:21:25,993
Could I play?
468
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,428
Sure. You can play.
469
00:21:27,429 --> 00:21:28,864
Great!
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