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Mariage.
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Yeah, I've been a happily
married man for a long time.
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Mostly.
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And who you are is what
you've mostly been, right ?
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I mean, you've been something
all your life,
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but you wake up one day
and you realize
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more life has gone by
than you've got left.
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So, maybe you think about
the things you haven't done.
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Or who you've never been.
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Or what you may have missed
along the way.
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And on that day,
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the last thing you want to be
is who you mostly were.
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And you know what?
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That's a mistake.
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[sobs]
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I don't know you.
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I know this certainly
isn't my place,
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but you just seem very distressed.
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I'm at the movies by myself.
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Are you at the movies
by yourself ?
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You're not distressed ?
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Oh, no. I'm...real distressed.
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No matter where you go,
there's a surprise.
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I'm naked under this.
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I'll take that
into consideration.
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You haven't made love to me.
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Yeah, I understand
I haven't done that.
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Hmm, what do you think ?
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I think when that robe comes off...
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- Yeah ?
- ...it's gonna be a whole lot of work.
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Get on me right now !
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I would... Monica, I would.
I would do that,
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but we're in a very precarious
world situation right now.
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And you're pressuring me
with your availability.
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Come on, Howie.
Do what you do. Come on.
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Play my body like it's a violin
and you're a clarinet player
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who doesn't know
how to play a violin !
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Nobody knows how to play that thing.
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Look, relationships
go through this.
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You know, at some point,
one person just wishes
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there was a button
they could push that would
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make the other person go
somewhere else for a while.
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Cease to exist ?
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No. That person still exists.
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We came to this amazing hotel !
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There's no conversation because
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I'm not sure what
there is to say anymore.
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What? Stop!
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How many good years
do you think we have left ?
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How many ? Twenty ?
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- Maybe ?
- Yeah.
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I can remember what
I was doing 20 years ago
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like it was last Thursday.
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Now, if that's what we have left
from last Thursday until now.
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Then we have to have fun !
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Then the only real
conversation worth having
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would be the one that starts,
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"Hey, if that's
what we got left,
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are we living our best lives?"
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And also, what are we doing here ?
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What are we doing here ?
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- I'm underdressed for this.
- Yeah.
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Because... the only thing
I'm sure of
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is that I could be asking
these same questions at home.
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With my wife.
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They're really doing this ?
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She's throwing it to Michelle.
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Nobody else wants it.
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Michelle catches the flowers.
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You get married next.
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Have babies, same time as us.
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They grow up together.
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Best friends, same as them.
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Your life's all set.
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You didn't know ?
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I didn't know.
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Don't mess up my wedding, man.
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- Okay.
- Forget it.
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Because you seem
respectable to me.
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So, I ask, what's
the matter, buddy ?
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You're heading home to meatloaf.
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And you notice one of
our exotic pixies outside,
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bathing in the soft,
purple glow of the neon sign.
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And you think, "Wait."
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"I believe she just looked
at me with interest."
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Now, let me bust that up
for you right now.
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As soon as you get her
out of that neon glow.
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Jesus !
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I... I don't want
to do this anymore.
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Wait a second.
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A person like you shouldn't take
a person like me to a motel.
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I was enjoying talking to you
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and I just wanted to talk more.
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And it had the advantage
of being a place
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nobody we know could
possibly recognize us.
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And it was the only place open.
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Well, this is open.
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I couldn't take you here.
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Wait a minute.
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Okay. How old are you ?
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Why does that matter ?
How old are you ?
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Oh, I'm... I'm sixty-flaggh
years old.
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Well, then, see ?
We're exactly the same age.
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Hey, am I just... I don't know.
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Am I just kind of
naturally charmed
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because neither one of us
have ever done
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anything like this before ?
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Or... Or...
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have you perfected this routine
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and I'm just tonight's
idiot dupe ?
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Look at me.
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Yeah, I know.
Me too, me too.
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I would never do
anything like this.
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It's not even
a possibility for me.
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Well, what's held you back ?
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Because you're a good person ?
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Because I'd get caught.
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But, if you're a good person,
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and you're married,
and you're lonely...
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Don't two good people
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who have been on this earth
for sixty-flaggh years...
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- Oh, at least.
- ...deserve happiness once ?
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as long as you're sure.
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Is there...
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Is there a bible in the room ?
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I'm unfamiliar with
the amenities here.
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I really can't do this if
there's a bible in the room.
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Or a ring on my finger.
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I'll be, uh...
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Let me just see.
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Yeah. Look at you.
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- Holy Bible, right there.
- There you go.
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Just... Yeah.
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Holy Bible.
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I always knew
I'd end up like this.
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I gave the bible
to Rosa from Paraguay,
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who understood immediately
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why a person would take
the bible out of the room.
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And she... she gave me soap.
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And she knew just enough English
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to tell me that
I'd go straight to hell.
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Listen to me. Listen.
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A lifetime of decent behavior
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while other people were
having more fun than us
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and ending up here together
because we're lonely
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couldn't possibly
get us into hell.
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Are you sure ?
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Because it's a big deal.
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I'm sure.
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Wanna watch TV ?
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Oh, there.
It's right here.
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There.
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Do you wanna change the channel ?
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That's how it's done ?
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Well, those are professionals.
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- Do you like that ?
- No, I don't.
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- I don't.
- Because.
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I mean, how do I even
possibly belong in hell ?
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I don't even know what was, like,
happening with those people.
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You're adorable.
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Has anyone ever told you that ?
You wanna take a walk ?
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Howard, we are going on four months.
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This is just not the way
you do this after four months.
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What do you think is right ?
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Feelings ?
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You wanna talk
about your feelings ?
289
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,160
- No, that window closed.
- When ?
290
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,210
As soon as I said it,
I knew I wasn't gonna do it.
291
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:21,710
Well, this wasn't about
feelings anyway.
292
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,040
You wanna know
what this was about ?
293
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,840
This is about leaving
the lives we have
294
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:26,840
295
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,300
to spend time in the lives we deserve.
296
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,890
Like an elegant hotel.
297
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,470
Dinner with the right wine.
298
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:36,770
Room service dessert that
you can't make at home, huh ?
299
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:38,560
And what about the boom-boom ?
300
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,900
Oh, I want to be wanted
in these surroundings.
301
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,730
I want adventure.
302
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:45,820
Those are my feelings.
303
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:46,960
304
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,590
There's one feeling that I have.
305
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,800
You are some kind of woman.
306
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,010
Oh, well...thank you for that.
307
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,930
308
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:00,890
How come ?
309
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,060
This is...
310
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,360
the first time I've done
something like this.
311
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,590
And it's incredible to me
312
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:13,050
that you've been able
to turn a one-night stand
313
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,030
into something that's taken
four months to get out of.
314
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:19,330
315
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,450
It was the bridal
bouquet, Allen.
316
00:17:58,490 --> 00:17:59,990
And she threw it to me.
317
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,600
Michelle.
318
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,120
I was gonna jump in the air
like it was Swan Lake.
319
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,360
And I was coming down
with those flowers.
320
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,540
And you were gonna kiss me.
321
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,710
And I was gonna kiss you.
322
00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:16,870
But the kind of kiss
that let you know
323
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,930
you'd be loved for the
rest of your life.
324
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:24,100
And your whole head
was gonna go, "Whoa" !
325
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,540
And hold onto me way longer
326
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,730
than appropriate
at somebody else's wedding.
327
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,880
And me and my best friend
in the white dress
328
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,590
could keep thinking
our beautiful thoughts
329
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:35,050
about our children growing up
330
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,940
and being best friends.
331
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,780
Our kids.
332
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,680
Who we're never gonna have now
333
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,950
because I'm not gonna
let you touch me anymore.
334
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:48,500
335
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,970
I want a more elegant exit.
336
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:08,890
I want lies that you enjoyed
your time in this place because of me.
337
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,890
338
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:11,960
339
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,970
I am... grateful
340
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,550
that you would think that I know
341
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,690
how to be more sophisticated
342
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,850
in this awkward moment.
343
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:24,850
And I hope that you will not be
so terribly angry that I'm not.
344
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:27,270
Oh, but I am terribly angry.
345
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,770
No reason for me to be here
if you're angry.
346
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,690
Not the kind of anger
that rises up quickly
347
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:33,540
and then goes away.
That's anger for other people.
348
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,090
Okay. What kind of anger
do you have?
349
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,530
Well, the more I look at you,
350
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,080
it's a... quiet, sustaining anger
351
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,290
that consumes me on a cellular level,
352
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,310
and motivates me
to start my new project.
353
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,710
Oh, well, okay. Good.
354
00:19:52,910 --> 00:19:55,090
Uh, surely that has
nothing to do with me.
355
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:58,260
So, what I'm gonna do is I'm
gonna go right out this door.
356
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,970
I mean, you find it so amusing,
this idea of pushing a button
357
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:03,100
and then something
just suddenly doesn't exist.
358
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,720
Well, this existed.
359
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,390
I exist.
360
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:07,980
And you hurt me.
361
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,940
I don't think I hurt you.
362
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,520
Well, I'm gonna make it
like you hurt me.
363
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,730
So you walk out that door,
364
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:15,650
I'm gonna hurt you back.
365
00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:18,450
I really don't think I hurt you.
366
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,420
I'm gonna figure out
how to kill you
367
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,240
and get away with it.
368
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,120
369
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,710
- Really ?
- Yeah, really.
370
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:29,580
Because, while I've never
done anything like that,
371
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:32,600
and I'm smart, I think
I can get away with it.
372
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,880
Then does it matter
if I stay or go ?
373
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,880
Oh, you are free to leave.
374
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,890
Just understand that if you
never wanna see me again,
375
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:43,300
then you better make sure that
you never see me again.
376
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,220
Because if you do,
then that's the day
377
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,280
I'm gonna push that button...
378
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:51,580
and you will cease to exist.
379
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,580
I think that's fair.
380
00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:59,990
I always knew my life would be
a collection of hideous moments
381
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:02,070
ever since my mother told me
I would never be a ballerina.
382
00:21:02,270 --> 00:21:04,530
Which was difficult for both of
us, but I knew she was right.
383
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,180
384
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:10,000
Do you want me to help you ?
385
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,970
You don't touch me.
386
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,820
387
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,510
I accept that when God made me
388
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:28,640
he did not dip into his
reservoir of physical grace.
389
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,620
So, I've always tried to make up
for that with quirk !
390
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,440
Which has somehow saved me from
horrible moments of public shame
391
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,420
until tonight.
392
00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:41,240
You did it, Allen.
393
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:45,010
You are responsible for the most
humiliating moment of my life.
394
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,700
All this time, I was sure
it would be me, but no.
395
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,140
It was you.
396
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:53,830
I don't even want to be
in the same room with you
397
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:55,140
where there's a bed.
398
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,720
I'll tell you what else God did.
399
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,510
He put night between the days
400
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:08,470
so tomorrow could be a new one.
401
00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:10,520
So, all you have to do is
402
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,190
accept my very sincere apology,
403
00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:15,730
and then this day can be over.
404
00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:17,370
And we can go to sleep.
405
00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:23,670
And so can the people
in the surrounding apartments.
406
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:26,240
Oh, am I being a little loud ?
407
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,950
Yes, you are, darling.
408
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:30,590
I'm sorry !
We're having a fight here.
409
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,080
It was a reflex action.
410
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,880
I saw the flowers.
411
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,730
I reached out
and I grabbed them.
412
00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,670
You climbed on a table,
413
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:42,980
and threw yourself
across the room.
414
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,430
It was the most awful moment
415
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,930
in the whole history of women
being stuck with you idiots.
416
00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:49,260
Because I caught
the bridal bouquet ?
417
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:50,240
418
00:22:51,530 --> 00:22:53,530
Because you knew
it meant something to me,
419
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,080
and you left it in the street.
420
00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:00,960
You bastard.
421
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,450
422
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,410
423
00:23:07,610 --> 00:23:09,280
Well, this is nice.
424
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,830
Could we get killed out here ?
425
00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:12,160
It's okay.
426
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,460
Seriously, do you think
this could be a mistake?
427
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:18,500
No, this is wonderful.
I'll tell you what's a mistake.
428
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,350
Everything I've ever done.
429
00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:24,920
You know how many girlfriends I
took for a walk in high school ?
430
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,680
431
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,090
One. One girlfriend.
432
00:23:29,290 --> 00:23:30,140
Martha.
433
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:32,930
She had a pink angora sweater.
434
00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:34,430
Which was the end of me.
435
00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,850
The leaves would blow
off the trees and stick to it.
436
00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:39,190
And one time,
she let me pull them off.
437
00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:41,980
Oh, yeah.
We're diabolical like that.
438
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:44,570
That got me through winter...
439
00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:46,450
...when I asked her
to go sledding with me
440
00:23:46,650 --> 00:23:48,110
but I didn't bring my sled.
441
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:49,320
So there was only one sled.
442
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,120
So we had to lie on top of each other.
443
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,290
444
00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:55,120
You guys are less clever.
445
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,620
But, you know, we appreciate it
446
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,810
when you include us
in your plans.
447
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,920
We were soaked from the snow.
448
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,690
We went back to her house.
449
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,420
And she took off
all her clothes.
450
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:09,300
Right in front of me.
And there she was, a naked girl.
451
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,970
Smiling at me.
452
00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:13,430
Like I would know what
to do with a naked girl.
453
00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:14,820
Did you?
454
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,520
Is there something
wrong with me ?
455
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,320
Because, in this time
we're spending together,
456
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,240
that's all you really need
to figure out, right ?
457
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,250
So, is there something
wrong with me ?
458
00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:32,300
Are you holding out
for a ballerina ?
459
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,550
You've always been
a ballerina to me.
460
00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:37,960
461
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,750
If we weren't having
this argument right now,
462
00:24:39,950 --> 00:24:41,930
I'd be kissing
everything you got.
463
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,400
Here, you can have two.
464
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,760
Don't you think
our relationship works ?
465
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,510
Why would we change
something that works ?
466
00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:57,140
Less people are getting
married, you know.
467
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:58,780
What if they're onto something ?
468
00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:02,020
I have a different thing.
469
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:04,080
Okay. What do you got ?
470
00:25:04,830 --> 00:25:05,980
I've got, this thing works
471
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:07,650
because I thought
it was going somewhere.
472
00:25:07,850 --> 00:25:09,570
Now that I know you think we've
arrived at where we're going,
473
00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:11,070
it's gonna start
not working so good.
474
00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:13,660
I love what we are.
475
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:16,700
I'm happy with what we are
together. Is that no good ?
476
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,410
You decide what I am to you.
477
00:25:18,610 --> 00:25:19,930
I love you right now.
478
00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:21,620
And now.
479
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,270
You don't even get
to say that anymore.
480
00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:30,130
How do you know you're not
gonna meet someone better ?
481
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:32,740
I'm telling you
I'll stop looking forever.
482
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:35,220
How do you know that now ?
483
00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:37,030
Are you a scared man ?
484
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,220
485
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:41,330
Because I don't want
a scared man.
486
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,060
You're just lucky
what you did tonight
487
00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:44,960
doesn't stop me from
knowing who you really are.
488
00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:47,420
I am lucky, but...
489
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,420
I don't get
to touch you anymore.
490
00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:53,590
Is that all you want? Here.
491
00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:03,390
This is my heart.
492
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,190
This is my mind.
493
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:11,440
All this can be yours if you
call within the next 24 hours.
494
00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:13,820
Operators are standing by.
495
00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:18,280
496
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,710
You've got one day to tell me
we're on the road to somewhere.
497
00:26:44,910 --> 00:26:46,880
Not that we're here
and this is it.
498
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,810
because this is not it.
499
00:26:53,110 --> 00:26:55,150
Anything besides a "yes" is a "no."
500
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,890
501
00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:04,770
502
00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:07,940
So, Martha and I had
more romantic evenings,
503
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:10,420
and what was awkward became...
504
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,700
I became proficient.
505
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,410
I just thought,
506
00:27:17,610 --> 00:27:19,660
what good is it having this skill
507
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:22,410
but Martha's going to be
the only one who knows it.
508
00:27:22,610 --> 00:27:25,000
I just wanted to show someone else
509
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,580
what I could do.
510
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:28,670
And word would get
around the halls,
511
00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:32,090
and everyone would know
what Martha and I had.
512
00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:33,880
That's... That's all I wanted.
513
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,630
That was my plan.
514
00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:38,140
What do you think ?
515
00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:40,800
I don't know. I mean,
how did it work out for you ?
516
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,020
I took another girl to bed.
517
00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:46,390
Which was easy, because
I belonged to somebody else.
518
00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:48,230
And you got caught.
519
00:27:48,430 --> 00:27:50,360
Martha walked in on us.
520
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,070
I, um...
521
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,730
I looked up at her and I said,
522
00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:56,780
"Hi. I'm doing this for us."
523
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,860
I never saw such a look
524
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:02,410
of complete disappointment.
525
00:28:02,610 --> 00:28:05,140
Except on my wife's face
all the time.
526
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,500
Martha never talked to me again.
527
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:10,460
But you want to know what ?
528
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:12,380
When I was with the other girl,
529
00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:15,560
in my head, it was
always Martha anyway.
530
00:28:16,150 --> 00:28:18,260
You never heard from her again?
531
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:21,930
One time. I got a letter
with no return address.
532
00:28:22,130 --> 00:28:25,770
It said, "Sam, I'm married now
and I love my husband."
533
00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:28,850
"But when I love him the most,
he reminds me of you."
534
00:28:29,050 --> 00:28:31,360
Oh. That's devastating.
535
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,770
Oh! I was thrilled.
536
00:28:33,970 --> 00:28:37,860
Because, as hard as I try,
I can't satisfy my wife.
537
00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:40,320
But here, without trying,
without even being there,
538
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,340
someone was thinking
nice things about me.
539
00:28:44,010 --> 00:28:46,220
I think nice things
about you, Sam.
540
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,080
You know, no matter what tricks
you picked up in high school,
541
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,710
I don't know how I could have
had a better time than tonight.
542
00:28:54,910 --> 00:28:57,690
[soft, upbeat
instrumental music playing]
543
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,570
- Turn around.
- Turn around ?
544
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,830
545
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,120
Can you have my car brought up,
please ? Thank you.
546
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,470
Our doorman will be happy
to assist you, ma'am.
547
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,920
Ma'am ?
548
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,330
Look at you.
549
00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:35,480
Aren't you lovely ?
550
00:29:36,350 --> 00:29:40,020
And this hair, oh! Good for you.
551
00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:42,110
Look at me.
552
00:29:44,030 --> 00:29:45,990
Come on, you looked at me
before. Look at me now.
553
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,850
You will get here.
554
00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:54,200
It happens like that.
555
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,860
556
00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:07,720
557
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,330
558
00:30:10,530 --> 00:30:13,420
559
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:17,130
560
00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:22,570
561
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,110
The way we were, huh ?
562
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,310
So, you wanna split some pie
and ice cream with me or what ?
563
00:30:33,510 --> 00:30:34,980
564
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:36,940
565
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:38,370
566
00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:41,380
cup of coffee would be great,
thank you.
567
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:45,070
568
00:30:45,270 --> 00:30:50,080
569
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,620
I'll never have
that moment again.
570
00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:53,460
571
00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:54,890
572
00:30:55,850 --> 00:30:57,560
Not our world anymore.
573
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:00,300
574
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:03,630
575
00:31:03,830 --> 00:31:07,140
576
00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:12,890
577
00:31:13,090 --> 00:31:14,600
578
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,980
579
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:21,530
580
00:31:21,730 --> 00:31:27,840
581
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,080
582
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:32,950
583
00:31:33,150 --> 00:31:34,080
584
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,460
585
00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:39,270
586
00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,730
How was your card game ?
587
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,510
I left before I got killed.
588
00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:52,990
Oh. Well, I'm sorry.
589
00:31:54,030 --> 00:31:56,740
Yeah. I'm sorry too, Grace.
590
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,000
591
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,970
What, are you working
on that thing ?
592
00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:15,850
593
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:19,640
How long you been
working on that thing ?
594
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,100
Quite some time now, yeah.
595
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:27,260
What is that thing ?
596
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,440
Are you trying to have
a conversation with me ?
597
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,640
I don't know what I'm doing.
598
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,070
I'm sitting here
and these words are coming out.
599
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,140
600
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:37,890
601
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,120
602
00:32:40,410 --> 00:32:41,650
603
00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:43,580
604
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:48,340
605
00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:50,860
Wait.
606
00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:52,920
What are you doing ?
607
00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:58,210
608
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,540
- Why are you following me ?
- I wanna see.
609
00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,960
You wanna see ? What do you
wanna see ? See me get shot ?
610
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,100
I would want to be there
for that, yeah.
611
00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:10,930
612
00:33:11,130 --> 00:33:12,570
613
00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:17,470
614
00:33:17,670 --> 00:33:18,850
615
00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:20,350
Hey, slugger.
616
00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:22,350
Look at you, protecting Mom.
617
00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:25,120
Everything you do
gives me a heart attack.
618
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:30,960
What happened ?
619
00:33:32,670 --> 00:33:34,050
620
00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:36,620
What ? Is
621
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:38,260
What happened ?
622
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,310
No. Is there a problem
with you and Allen ?
623
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,960
Oh, honey.
624
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,590
Well, you know, we just have to decide
625
00:33:46,870 --> 00:33:48,590
626
00:33:48,790 --> 00:33:52,050
whether we get married
or break up.
627
00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:53,840
Honey !
628
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,430
You can't think about
spending your life with someone
629
00:33:56,630 --> 00:33:58,770
or never seeing them again
at the same time.
630
00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:00,430
Well, sure you can.
631
00:34:00,630 --> 00:34:02,080
Those are the choices.
632
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,690
That make sense to you ?
633
00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:06,920
634
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:13,880
Well, it doesn't have to make
sense to be what you've got.
635
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,240
Why is it always me ?
636
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,500
Because it's always you.
637
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,470
638
00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:26,710
I want a son.
639
00:34:26,910 --> 00:34:28,850
Not tonight.
640
00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:33,690
641
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,450
642
00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:47,370
643
00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:49,360
644
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,280
Who's that ?
645
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,670
Please, just come kill me.
646
00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:57,120
- Allen !
- Hey, Dad.
647
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,910
You okay ? Why aren't you
in your apartment ?
648
00:35:00,110 --> 00:35:01,450
I was standing around
talking to the wall.
649
00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:03,210
So, I figured it was best
I wasn't there.
650
00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:04,830
I still have a room here ?
651
00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:07,250
Of course you do, baby !
652
00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:08,540
And you are always
welcome to it,
653
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,130
especially if that girl
that you're with
654
00:35:10,330 --> 00:35:12,610
has failed to live up
to my expectations.
655
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:16,260
- Mom.
- Honey !
656
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:18,570
657
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,970
That's a very pretty robe.
658
00:35:21,170 --> 00:35:22,020
Do you like it ?
659
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,730
I love it. You look great in it !
660
00:35:23,930 --> 00:35:24,890
661
00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:26,850
- Doesn't she look great in it ?
- Sure.
662
00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:28,650
Oh, stop trying to save
our relationship.
663
00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:30,440
You got out, you came back.
You fool.
664
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,230
That is a pretty robe, Monica.
665
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,610
And you do look good in it.
When did I buy that for you ?
666
00:35:34,810 --> 00:35:35,780
You didn't. It was a gift.
667
00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:37,450
Michelle wants to marry me.
668
00:35:37,650 --> 00:35:38,950
What for ?
669
00:35:39,150 --> 00:35:41,910
I came home to consider the idea.
670
00:35:42,110 --> 00:35:44,660
Well, how exactly would that work ?
671
00:35:44,860 --> 00:35:47,920
You would ask yourself
the only question that matters.
672
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,420
"Does this girl carry within her
673
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:53,590
the potential to suck out
your soul like a Nosferatu
674
00:35:53,790 --> 00:35:57,180
and turn you into
an undead, desiccated husk
675
00:35:57,380 --> 00:35:59,390
that in any strong wind
would leave you afraid
676
00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:02,780
you will blow out of your shoes
and turn into ashes" ?
677
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,240
678
00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:07,910
Then go forward, my son.
679
00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:11,940
I thought you were
happy with her ?
680
00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,280
I am happy with her.
681
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,780
I'm happy with her every
moment we're together.
682
00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:16,780
But that's not enough for her.
She...
683
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:19,490
She wants me to be happy
with her in the future.
684
00:36:19,690 --> 00:36:20,870
I think that sounds romantic.
685
00:36:21,070 --> 00:36:23,410
I think it's science fiction.
686
00:36:23,610 --> 00:36:24,680
All right.
687
00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:28,100
Why are you happy with her now ?
688
00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:32,090
She's the first person
I want to talk to
689
00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:33,710
about anything that happens to me.
690
00:36:33,910 --> 00:36:36,340
Aww. Well then, why do you
want that to change ?
691
00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:37,420
Why would it change ?
692
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:38,800
When you change the relationship,
693
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,550
- the relationship changes.
- I said that to her.
694
00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,050
He said that to her!
This boy that we made
695
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,100
applied sound logic.
696
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,320
And what did she say ?
697
00:36:47,490 --> 00:36:49,410
She wants me to jump
off a cliff with her.
698
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,560
I mean, is there value in that ?
699
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,480
In... holding someone's hand
and closing your eyes ?
700
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,070
That's very young.
701
00:36:57,270 --> 00:36:59,700
She's traditional, Allen.
702
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:02,070
You know, a perky believer
in the happily-ever-after.
703
00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:04,580
Which is strange. I thought
she was quite intelligent
704
00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:07,080
and aware of the world
in which she actually lives.
705
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,660
- Hey, Monica--
- But you may have found
706
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:12,040
the last woman on earth
who assumes a happy ending.
707
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,560
Hey, Monica !
708
00:37:15,230 --> 00:37:16,840
Mon...
709
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,860
would you make us a pot of coffee ?
710
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:21,970
I'm sorry, what did you say to me ?
711
00:37:22,170 --> 00:37:24,850
Because, you know, it's late
and we're not thinking clearly.
712
00:37:25,050 --> 00:37:27,100
And what could be
more important than this ?
713
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,680
Please, make coffee.
714
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,690
Allen, would you tell your
father how offensive that is ?
715
00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:34,810
Because I am standing here
talking to my son about his future.
716
00:37:33,010 --> 00:37:34,810
717
00:37:35,010 --> 00:37:37,530
I said "please". I used
polite and cordial words.
718
00:37:37,730 --> 00:37:39,990
Well, I'm not finished talking
to him. I'll tell you what.
719
00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:42,160
Why don't you go in the kitchen
and you make the coffee ?
720
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,030
By the time you come back, I'll
have set him on the proper path
721
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,450
and then you can talk to him
as long as you want.
722
00:37:47,650 --> 00:37:50,750
I tell you what. How about
you get your ass in the kitchen
723
00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:52,420
and make a pot of coffee
724
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:55,850
or I pick you up and throw you
right the fuck out the window ?
725
00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:59,630
726
00:37:59,830 --> 00:38:00,650
727
00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:03,260
Dad ?
728
00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:05,100
She's confused by my show of strength.
729
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:07,280
We've got, like, a minute.
Allen.
730
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:10,270
This girl loves you.
I don't care what you think
731
00:38:10,470 --> 00:38:13,310
in your youth and indecision,
she loves you !
732
00:38:13,510 --> 00:38:16,540
How does someone know that ?
How do I know if I love her ?
733
00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:18,940
You don't have to.
734
00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:21,110
Love is just a word
we've attached
735
00:38:21,310 --> 00:38:23,700
to describe a feeling
we won't really understand
736
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:25,820
until we're old enough
to look back on it.
737
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:27,630
And wonder if we ever did.
738
00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:30,550
739
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:33,540
Do you love me ?
740
00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:35,020
- Yes, I do.
- Why ?
741
00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:37,940
- Because I do.
- Why ?
742
00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:40,960
Because you've cared for me.
You've seen to my well-being.
743
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,260
- Why ? Why ?
- Maybe ask a different question ?
744
00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:45,430
Because you're my father !
745
00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:47,100
That's it. That's right.
746
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,510
That's all. I'm your father.
747
00:38:49,710 --> 00:38:52,390
And that's what we've got.
We've got mothers and fathers.
748
00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:54,770
We've got parents and children.
749
00:38:54,970 --> 00:38:57,980
And I... I dedicated
myself to you.
750
00:38:58,180 --> 00:39:01,440
We've grown up together,
and you've made me proud.
751
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,820
But, Allen, I didn't choose you.
752
00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:06,530
You were given to me.
753
00:39:06,730 --> 00:39:08,760
You're not a choice that I made.
754
00:39:09,590 --> 00:39:11,490
But what if you were ?
755
00:39:11,690 --> 00:39:13,080
What if we didn't
know each other,
756
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,370
and we saw each other
on the street ?
757
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,040
Would there be some
sort of pull between us
758
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,210
that made you know,
"This is my father"?
759
00:39:20,410 --> 00:39:22,260
Would I know, "This is my son" ?
760
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,880
Or would I walk away and
not give you a second thought ?
761
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,430
But the doctor said,
762
00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:31,680
"This one is yours."
763
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,060
"Take him home".
764
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:37,100
And I understood that
relationship completely.
765
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:40,110
But to go out and choose someone
766
00:39:40,310 --> 00:39:43,280
for the rest of time, without
the benefit of a doctor saying,
767
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,820
"This one's yours.
Take her home."
768
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:49,170
What kind of a responsibility
is that for a person ?
769
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:51,910
I've never thought
about it like that.
770
00:39:52,110 --> 00:39:53,580
771
00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:55,680
I think about it all the time.
772
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,290
Allen, look what
this girl has done.
773
00:39:58,490 --> 00:40:01,090
She's made herself
vulnerable for you.
774
00:40:01,290 --> 00:40:03,510
And don't worry about
if you love her now.
775
00:40:03,710 --> 00:40:07,340
It takes a lifetime
to love someone.
776
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:10,050
It's the thing we most aspire to
777
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,430
because no one has ever
figured it out.
778
00:40:12,630 --> 00:40:16,580
Until one night, you wake up,
and you know everything's okay.
779
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,870
Because she's the one lying next to ya.
780
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:24,030
Is that what happened to you ?
781
00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:25,650
We're talking about you.
782
00:40:25,850 --> 00:40:27,550
It's your world now, Allen.
783
00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:30,490
If you value my advice,
784
00:40:30,690 --> 00:40:36,290
and, Allen, I've been there,
marry her.
785
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,290
786
00:40:36,490 --> 00:40:37,660
Marry Martha.
787
00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:39,000
- Michelle.
- And I don't care
788
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,000
what the current conversation
is out there,
789
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,170
some things have to be timeless.
790
00:40:43,370 --> 00:40:45,480
Or else,
the whole world unravels.
791
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,190
792
00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:52,180
Can I ask you something ?
793
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,850
And I understand
if you can't answer me.
794
00:40:54,050 --> 00:40:55,370
I'll answer you.
795
00:40:57,370 --> 00:40:59,330
If you had to do it
all over again,
796
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,960
would you still marry Mom ?
797
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:07,860
Look what I've done !
It's magnificent.
798
00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:10,250
May I speak with my son now ?
799
00:41:11,090 --> 00:41:12,910
800
00:41:13,110 --> 00:41:15,580
Because it took both of us
to make you, Allen.
801
00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:18,100
I've never been able
to walk away knowing that.
802
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,540
What have you done here ?
803
00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:27,510
I made us some high tea.
804
00:41:27,710 --> 00:41:29,760
It's lemongrass chamomile.
805
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,590
And cucumber sandwiches
806
00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:34,430
with cream cheese and just
a little sprig of dill.
807
00:41:34,630 --> 00:41:35,970
Cut crusts and everything.
808
00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:37,770
You know, he just asked
for a pot of coffee.
809
00:41:37,970 --> 00:41:40,310
Well, I always improve upon
his smaller expectations,
810
00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:42,600
and it always goes
unappreciated.
811
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,060
- This is really good.
- Damn right it is.
812
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:47,900
Okay, let's talk about Michelle.
813
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,400
Mom, you know what ?
814
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,130
Let's talk about it
in the morning.
815
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,260
Right now, I just want to be here.
816
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,380
With you.
817
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,140
818
00:41:59,510 --> 00:42:01,660
819
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,170
820
00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:06,920
821
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,210
822
00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:11,090
823
00:42:11,290 --> 00:42:12,550
824
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,260
825
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:22,060
826
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:24,230
Thanks a lot, God
is brought to you
827
00:42:24,430 --> 00:42:26,520
by the archdiocese of New York,
828
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,570
and the new Cadillac Escalade.
829
00:42:28,770 --> 00:42:30,150
830
00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:32,200
Freeze, sinner !
831
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,910
Yes, I mean you !
832
00:42:35,110 --> 00:42:36,620
For is there truly one
among you who can claim
833
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,990
to be clean of sin?
834
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,500
We... We just ate chicken !
835
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,080
I don't know what those
people were doing.
836
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,630
And if you pridefully
pat yourself on the back
837
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:50,670
because you have not sinned
in your actions,
838
00:42:50,870 --> 00:42:55,190
are you clean in your mind ?
839
00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:58,430
Nope.
840
00:42:58,630 --> 00:43:01,320
Today's message deals with
the Seventh Commandment.
841
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:07,810
Thou shalt not commit adultery !
842
00:43:08,010 --> 00:43:13,360
But there is a way to leap out
of the Lake of Fire.
843
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,110
Wait, you know something ?
This is not about me.
844
00:43:15,310 --> 00:43:18,530
- Pray... for... grace !
- No, wait! This is not about me !
845
00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,240
I'm sorry!
846
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,910
847
00:43:22,110 --> 00:43:24,010
Honey. Oh.
848
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:27,600
- I'm sorry.
- About what ?
849
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,210
Well, about... you and Allen.
850
00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:33,900
I was in my old room
in my old bed thinking,
851
00:43:34,770 --> 00:43:36,800
"I was such a good little girl,
wasn't I ?"
852
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,300
Oh! You were
the best little girl.
853
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,260
Why wouldn't somebody
want me forever ?
854
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,410
855
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:48,270
You raised me to believe
that love is worth fighting for.
856
00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:50,110
857
00:43:50,310 --> 00:43:52,280
That it's the only thing
that lasts.
858
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,650
Yeah, but what did I mean ?
859
00:43:53,850 --> 00:43:55,700
You told me that finding
the right person
860
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,070
is one of the most important
decisions we make.
861
00:43:58,270 --> 00:44:00,740
What's the matter with me ?
I talk to you too much.
862
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:02,300
Do you still believe it ?
863
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,600
[Howard] If he doesn't
want you forever,
864
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,330
I will end him right now.
865
00:44:09,530 --> 00:44:12,420
Where does that even come from ?
866
00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:14,590
It comes from knowing there's
nothing I can do about this
867
00:44:14,790 --> 00:44:16,980
except come on strong.
868
00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:19,590
Where is he now, Michelle ?
869
00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:21,850
I'm sure he couldn't be
in the apartment alone either
870
00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:24,100
and went back to
his family like I did.
871
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:27,100
But how come we've never
even talked about his parents ?
872
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:30,040
His father's wonderful.
You'd love his father.
873
00:44:30,790 --> 00:44:32,460
And his mother ?
874
00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:34,860
He has one.
875
00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:37,610
So, you wanna know what
killed relationships ?
876
00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:39,530
Antibiotics.
877
00:44:39,730 --> 00:44:41,740
Drop dead at 46 like
we used to in the old days,
878
00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:43,790
and then it's over really fast.
Who cares, right ?
879
00:44:43,990 --> 00:44:47,000
But "till death do us part"
needed a rewrite
880
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,620
after penicillin.
881
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:50,330
882
00:44:50,530 --> 00:44:52,340
How many serious relationships
have you been in ?
883
00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:53,880
I thought I had a couple
before this one.
884
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,730
But now that I have this one...
885
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,480
886
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,680
- You don't like Michelle ?
- No, I like her fine, Allen.
887
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,060
- She cooks for you ?
- We cook together.
888
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:05,720
Oh, that's sweet.
889
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,560
So, maybe someday you'll take
some classes at Sur La Table.
890
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,980
And then, as you're waiting
for the soufflé to rise,
891
00:45:11,180 --> 00:45:14,440
you'll look around and think,
"What the hell happened to me " ?
892
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,030
And I bet she cleans
the apartment.
893
00:45:17,230 --> 00:45:18,900
We do these things together,
Mom, are you kidding me ?
894
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:20,740
They do things together as a couple.
895
00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:22,920
Why doesn't that seem
correct to you ?
896
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,390
Dad, you've just
been sitting there ?
897
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:32,120
For 40 years.
898
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,770
Waiting for food.
899
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,440
So, why haven't we
met these people ?
900
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,430
I was just trying to avoid
an awkward situation.
901
00:45:41,630 --> 00:45:44,260
But why would it be
an awkward situation ?
902
00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:46,810
No father of the girl wants
to meet the father of the boy
903
00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,350
who's been getting it for free.
904
00:45:48,550 --> 00:45:51,140
Daddy! Is that what's
important to you ?
905
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:53,060
That's what's important to him
906
00:45:53,260 --> 00:45:55,270
How do you know what's
important to him ?
907
00:45:55,470 --> 00:45:56,650
Where is the ring ?
908
00:45:56,850 --> 00:45:58,440
Where's the ring ?
909
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,900
Yep. Where's the ring ?
I don't see the ring.
910
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:03,530
I wanna see the ring ! Here.
911
00:46:03,730 --> 00:46:04,990
- What are you doing ? What ?
- This is a ring.
912
00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:07,030
Look at this ring. This, this.
913
00:46:07,230 --> 00:46:10,290
This ring means commitment.
This ring means loyalty.
914
00:46:10,490 --> 00:46:12,420
This ring means trust.
915
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:14,960
Did... Where the hell is the ring ?
916
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,170
Yeah, well... it's in.
917
00:46:17,370 --> 00:46:18,630
- Yeah, that's what it is.
- In ?
918
00:46:18,830 --> 00:46:19,920
919
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,010
In where? Where's it in ?
920
00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:23,220
It's in.
921
00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:25,640
I took it in to get it adjusted
922
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,560
because my fingers
are getting really fatter.
923
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,270
What are you talking about ?
924
00:46:29,470 --> 00:46:31,080
I got the fat fingers.
925
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:33,640
I mean, I just...
Oh, what have I done ?
926
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,770
I didn't want you to know.
927
00:46:34,970 --> 00:46:36,400
Let me see.
928
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,520
Fat. Fat fingers.
929
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,400
Oh, honey.
930
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,570
These are lovely fingers.
931
00:46:43,770 --> 00:46:45,700
Do you really think so ?
932
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:47,340
Yes, I do.
933
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:50,120
- Yes.
- Because...
934
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,250
935
00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:55,040
You see how emotional
she gets about the ring ?
936
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,880
It's because it's what...
what you do with it.
937
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,170
It's what everything
you put into it
938
00:47:00,370 --> 00:47:01,800
and all the emotions around it.
939
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,150
And it's like maybe the most
important thing you ever get.
940
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,650
Where's yours ?
941
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:11,240
In my underwear drawer.
942
00:47:11,910 --> 00:47:13,100
I'd like to see it.
943
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:14,520
944
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,560
Yeah, but I would like to see
your wedding ring.
945
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,400
- I haven't seen it...
- I don't think...
946
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,110
- ...in a long time, actually.
- It doesn't fit.
947
00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:21,900
- It jams me.
- Oh, I see.
948
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:23,360
You don't think
I have it, do you ?
949
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,590
I wanna see it.
950
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,160
951
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,870
It stays where it is,
and you wanna know why ?
952
00:47:31,070 --> 00:47:32,640
Because every day
953
00:47:33,430 --> 00:47:35,290
I see that when
I put on my underwear.
954
00:47:35,490 --> 00:47:38,670
And the symbolism of
that is : I am married,
955
00:47:38,870 --> 00:47:41,000
and I am covering up
my situation.
956
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,380
957
00:47:43,580 --> 00:47:46,280
I wanna see the ring.
958
00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:50,220
So do I. Where is it ?
959
00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:52,600
In my night table drawer.
960
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,980
Next to the bible. Get it.
961
00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:57,330
You're a good woman, honey.
962
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,090
You two are fabulous,
you know that ?
963
00:48:05,590 --> 00:48:08,660
It's your fault I believe
in all this stuff.
964
00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:10,950
Look, we've already established
she's an old-fashioned girl.
965
00:48:11,150 --> 00:48:13,040
Maybe she just loves
to cook and clean.
966
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,620
Why don't you have her over
to do the house ?
967
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:16,080
968
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,670
Are you really going to give
the rest of your life
969
00:48:18,870 --> 00:48:20,920
to someone because
they cook and clean ?
970
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,670
Are you gonna leave it up to us
to help you make this decision ?
971
00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:25,460
I came to you both
to learn something.
972
00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:27,380
This shouldn't have
anything to do with us.
973
00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:29,260
Oh, but it really does.
974
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:30,990
Well, what should it
have to do with ?
975
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:33,510
It should have to do with love.
976
00:48:33,710 --> 00:48:35,270
I found it. Look at that.
977
00:48:35,470 --> 00:48:37,140
Look at that.
978
00:48:37,340 --> 00:48:39,900
That is the symbol of our love.
979
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:42,020
Put it on, honey.
980
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,150
981
00:48:44,350 --> 00:48:46,780
Boy, I... I don't think it's
gonna fit these fingers.
982
00:48:46,980 --> 00:48:48,300
You wanna kiss them ?
983
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,910
Here.
You know what I'm gonna do ?
984
00:48:52,110 --> 00:48:54,870
Yeah, you hurt me.
985
00:48:55,070 --> 00:48:57,890
I'm sorry. Never take that
off again, okay ?
986
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,600
I understand your position,
honey.
987
00:49:03,270 --> 00:49:04,800
Look at that.
988
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,260
Bing.
989
00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:08,760
That's really on now.
That's on there good. Bing !
990
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,430
991
00:49:10,630 --> 00:49:14,010
On there forever just because
I asked her one question.
992
00:49:14,210 --> 00:49:15,780
Do you love me ?
993
00:49:17,530 --> 00:49:18,770
What do you mean ?
994
00:49:18,970 --> 00:49:21,250
And if the answer is yes,
I wanna know why.
995
00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:23,940
I was originally captured
996
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:26,670
by your strong sense
of interior design.
997
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,380
That's why you love me ?
998
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,160
Does Michelle make you happy ?
999
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,450
I think so.
1000
00:49:33,650 --> 00:49:35,200
How can you not know
if you're happy ?
1001
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,760
Are you happy, Dad ?
1002
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,680
I'm as happy as I'm gonna get.
1003
00:49:41,140 --> 00:49:43,630
Michelle, we're fine
with whatever you do.
1004
00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:46,630
We just hope that
we were good influences.
1005
00:49:46,830 --> 00:49:48,010
We always told you the truth
1006
00:49:48,210 --> 00:49:50,340
that we believed
at the time, honey.
1007
00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:52,680
Like when you said
I would never be a ballerina ?
1008
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,760
I know, honey.
I'm sorry. You won't.
1009
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,310
1010
00:49:56,510 --> 00:49:57,560
Here's truth.
1011
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,640
These people are as much
to blame as we are
1012
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,730
for all of us arriving
at this point.
1013
00:50:01,930 --> 00:50:04,110
You think they'd have the
courtesy to invite us to dinner ?
1014
00:50:04,310 --> 00:50:05,560
1015
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,730
I mean, our kid
sleeps with their kid.
1016
00:50:07,930 --> 00:50:10,240
Doesn't that entitle us
to a dinner ?
1017
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,610
He's right. Yes !
Just get him over here.
1018
00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,240
Mom, seriously ?
1019
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,830
Oh, I'm not gonna be blamed
for what I taught you, okay ?
1020
00:50:17,030 --> 00:50:18,370
1021
00:50:18,570 --> 00:50:20,000
1022
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,470
Come on, let's do it.
1023
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,210
Except, why can't we go there ?
1024
00:50:25,410 --> 00:50:27,040
1025
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,710
Why does everything
have to be expensive for me ?
1026
00:50:29,910 --> 00:50:32,510
1027
00:50:32,710 --> 00:50:34,030
1028
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,850
Michelle, my bell !
1029
00:50:37,050 --> 00:50:38,180
- Yikes.
- How are you ?
1030
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:40,280
We were just talking about you.
1031
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,770
You were ?
1032
00:50:42,970 --> 00:50:44,190
Endlessly.
1033
00:50:44,390 --> 00:50:45,560
1034
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:46,560
Howdy.
1035
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,370
Howdy to you too.
1036
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:50,820
Here's an interesting thing
that's gonna happen,
1037
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:53,300
but first, I miss you.
1038
00:50:55,050 --> 00:50:56,260
I miss you too.
1039
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,080
Great.
1040
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,250
My parents wanna have you guys
over for dinner tonight.
1041
00:51:01,450 --> 00:51:04,010
They think it would be nice
if we all finally got together.
1042
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,710
I'd rather just get married.
1043
00:51:07,910 --> 00:51:09,630
So, I'll see you tonight?
1044
00:51:09,830 --> 00:51:11,900
Instinctively, a bad idea.
1045
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:15,320
Do it.
1046
00:51:16,990 --> 00:51:20,930
So, Michelle and her parents
1047
00:51:21,130 --> 00:51:24,060
would like to have you
over for dinner tonight.
1048
00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:26,810
- All of us ?
- No. I'm not going to that.
1049
00:51:27,010 --> 00:51:27,940
Mute. Where's mute ?
1050
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:29,770
No, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
1051
00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:32,070
This is a sucker play.
They're throwing out the net.
1052
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:34,280
She's gonna reel you
in like a trout.
1053
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,260
You take care of it.
Go ahead, Sam, take care of it.
1054
00:51:38,380 --> 00:51:40,630
1055
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,300
Listen.
1056
00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:45,500
We'd love to come.
1057
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:48,000
- What ?
- Amazing.
1058
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,880
My parents are so excited
to meet you guys.
1059
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,170
How's seven o'clock ?
1060
00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:55,720
That's great.
Can we bring anything ?
1061
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,680
Just yourselves. I'm sure
that will be plenty.
1062
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,240
Looking forward to it.
1063
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,220
Why don't you wanna
meet these people ?
1064
00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:05,870
What could we possibly
have in common ?
1065
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:10,980
1066
00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:13,540
1067
00:52:25,850 --> 00:52:28,040
I'm in Mamaroneck.
1068
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,960
There isn't enough
alcohol in the world.
1069
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,230
1070
00:52:34,270 --> 00:52:36,400
I have a little bit
of a buzz on.
1071
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,150
This one's a lack of awareness
bordering on hallucination.
1072
00:52:41,650 --> 00:52:43,320
1073
00:52:44,990 --> 00:52:46,280
I'll get it !
1074
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,190
God bless us, everyone.
1075
00:52:54,390 --> 00:52:56,290
Michelle, hi.
1076
00:53:00,670 --> 00:53:01,970
1077
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,180
Michelle.
1078
00:53:06,010 --> 00:53:08,580
Darling !
1079
00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:10,430
1080
00:53:11,430 --> 00:53:13,750
Oh, what a lovely little house.
1081
00:53:13,950 --> 00:53:18,340
Look, Sam, this is exactly
what we would have if I did quaint.
1082
00:53:16,790 --> 00:53:18,340
1083
00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:21,570
And mama and papa,
where are they ?
1084
00:53:22,190 --> 00:53:25,220
You did say seven, didn't you ?
1085
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:27,020
You are right on time.
1086
00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:28,930
They're just running
a little late.
1087
00:53:29,130 --> 00:53:31,020
Well, we could come back
another time, couldn't we ?
1088
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:32,190
What works for you, sweetheart ?
1089
00:53:32,390 --> 00:53:33,770
Mother !
1090
00:53:33,970 --> 00:53:36,570
I should've been ready, like,
twenty-flaggh minutes ago.
1091
00:53:36,770 --> 00:53:39,530
1092
00:53:39,730 --> 00:53:41,090
1093
00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:44,580
Hey ! Oh, my goodness.
Allen, hi.
1094
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:46,410
And wait a minute.
1095
00:53:46,610 --> 00:53:48,080
Of course, you must be Allen's mother.
1096
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:52,670
Monica. It is so nice
to finally meet you.
1097
00:53:52,870 --> 00:53:54,250
1098
00:53:54,450 --> 00:53:56,250
Thank you. We really should've
done this a long time ago.
1099
00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:57,590
1100
00:53:57,790 --> 00:53:59,050
Well, now that you've met my mother,
1101
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:00,900
I'd like to introduce you to...
1102
00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:03,320
Dad ?
1103
00:54:04,030 --> 00:54:05,850
Well, Allen, where is your father ?
1104
00:54:06,050 --> 00:54:07,310
Couldn't he make it ?
1105
00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:09,390
My husband, did he leave us here ?
1106
00:54:09,590 --> 00:54:11,390
The door's open, so, maybe...
1107
00:54:11,590 --> 00:54:14,580
- He's outside ?
- Oh, dear. Really ?
1108
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:21,300
Dad ?
1109
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,580
Hey, everybody !
1110
00:54:28,780 --> 00:54:30,290
Sorry I'm a little late.
1111
00:54:30,490 --> 00:54:31,870
1112
00:54:32,070 --> 00:54:34,040
1113
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,880
You're in my house ?
1114
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,050
It's even worse than that.
1115
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:40,670
You can't kill me now.
I've got company.
1116
00:54:40,870 --> 00:54:41,670
- Guess what ?
- What ?
1117
00:54:41,870 --> 00:54:43,300
- What ?
- I'm the company.
1118
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:44,590
1119
00:54:44,790 --> 00:54:45,760
1120
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,150
1121
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,320
1122
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,910
Yeah ! That's my son Allen
1123
00:55:08,110 --> 00:55:10,260
who's with your wife,
holding your daughter.
1124
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,160
1125
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,210
1126
00:55:14,410 --> 00:55:16,790
Howard, uh, this is Monica.
1127
00:55:16,990 --> 00:55:19,560
And, Monica, this is
my husband, Howard.
1128
00:55:20,230 --> 00:55:22,610
How do you do ?
1129
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:26,760
Hi. I'm Howard.
1130
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,110
This is where I live.
1131
00:55:30,610 --> 00:55:32,600
This is my daughter, Michelle.
1132
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,770
I am the father of her.
You know where I live now.
1133
00:55:35,970 --> 00:55:39,080
I found your little house. Mmm.
1134
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,630
Instinctively, bad idea.
1135
00:55:51,470 --> 00:55:54,120
You know what this is ?
1136
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,250
This is, what would you call this,
1137
00:55:56,450 --> 00:55:59,000
a little free-floating anxiety ?
1138
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,920
- More.
- Way more.
1139
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,590
Right. Right, because
1140
00:56:03,790 --> 00:56:05,880
everyone knows how important
this is, sweetie, really.
1141
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,380
And so, we're just trying
to make sure
1142
00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:09,220
that it's an evening
to remember.
1143
00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:11,530
1144
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,680
Oh, that must be my husband.
1145
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,390
Well, I'll let him in.
1146
00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:18,560
And we'll all
loosen up right now.
1147
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:20,310
You'll see. You'll see.
1148
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:21,290
1149
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:30,700
1150
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,550
1151
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:35,080
That actually wasn't
your husband.
1152
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,710
But can I ask you a couple
questions about your husband ?
1153
00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:40,670
1154
00:56:40,870 --> 00:56:43,920
Because it's... it's all
really too much, honey.
1155
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,460
It's just... It's like...
I mean...
1156
00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:48,840
This could decide
the rest of our lives.
1157
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,680
I think she's right.
1158
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,510
1159
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:57,280
I think that everybody...
should go home.
1160
00:56:55,660 --> 00:56:57,280
1161
00:56:57,990 --> 00:56:58,980
1162
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:00,850
As clearly as I could,
I said it.
1163
00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:03,650
Guys, this is happening.
1164
00:57:03,850 --> 00:57:06,690
We... We want to decide
the rest of our lives.
1165
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:08,380
Well, we don't, actually.
1166
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:12,320
We do, and we can't
if you don't open the door.
1167
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,430
1168
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,140
1169
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,680
1170
00:57:24,690 --> 00:57:26,400
Pray for Grace.
1171
00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:29,420
1172
00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:30,820
1173
00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,610
1174
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,450
1175
00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,290
Look what you did to him.
1176
00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:46,150
1177
00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:48,570
No, you're right.
We should do this more often.
1178
00:57:48,770 --> 00:57:49,860
You have to do something.
1179
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,550
You have to do something.
It's your house.
1180
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:56,370
Would anyone care for a drink ?
1181
00:57:56,570 --> 00:57:58,500
Michelle.
1182
00:57:58,700 --> 00:57:59,710
Allen ?
1183
00:57:59,910 --> 00:58:01,250
We'll have wine, thank you.
1184
00:58:01,450 --> 00:58:03,670
Wine. Grace, a drink ?
1185
00:58:03,870 --> 00:58:05,210
I do now.
1186
00:58:05,410 --> 00:58:06,980
1187
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,130
I'll have the usual.
1188
00:58:10,330 --> 00:58:12,300
Come on.
1189
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:15,140
All right. Tanqueray martini.
Extra dry with a twist.
1190
00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:17,910
Oh, now it's "ow" ?
1191
00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:19,930
What's his name ?
1192
00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:21,690
1193
00:58:21,890 --> 00:58:24,060
What are you drinking, buddy ?
1194
00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:26,150
- Bourbon.
- How about a double ?
1195
00:58:26,350 --> 00:58:28,830
How about the bottle ?
1196
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,110
Who could blame you ?
1197
00:58:31,310 --> 00:58:32,860
1198
00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:35,030
Look, why don't I help him
make the drinks,
1199
00:58:35,230 --> 00:58:36,660
and you take everyone
on a tour of the house ?
1200
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:38,240
Neither one should take very long.
1201
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,290
Actually, Michelle and I
have a lot to talk about.
1202
00:58:40,490 --> 00:58:41,790
Would you like to step outside ?
1203
00:58:41,990 --> 00:58:44,220
I was wondering if you had
a place I might feel safe ?
1204
00:58:45,180 --> 00:58:47,170
Mom, show Allen's father around.
1205
00:58:47,370 --> 00:58:48,420
1206
00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:50,510
You will love him.
1207
00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:52,010
What a thing to say, honey.
1208
00:58:52,210 --> 00:58:53,880
What a thing to say. Hi.
1209
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,740
1210
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,400
1211
00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:00,240
1212
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,600
You didn't tell me
that you have children.
1213
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,810
You told me your son
was six years old.
1214
00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:08,520
He was once.
1215
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,820
And you told me
that you were 54.
1216
00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:14,570
I was once.
1217
00:59:14,770 --> 00:59:16,240
So, what are you now ?
1218
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,200
Sixty-seven.
1219
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,200
Oh, 67!
1220
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,160
I'll be 68 last year.
1221
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,540
I was making it with a corpse.
1222
00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:28,630
Oh, lovely. Really lovely.
1223
00:59:28,830 --> 00:59:31,460
I mean, why would anyone
ever leave you ?
1224
00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:35,900
Oh, you are not leaving me.
1225
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:42,810
I'm already gone, Morticia.
1226
00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:45,770
No. I think we just had an off night.
1227
00:59:45,970 --> 00:59:48,290
No ! Monica, what...
1228
00:59:48,870 --> 00:59:50,150
Look... Look at me.
1229
00:59:50,350 --> 00:59:51,480
We don't even like each other.
1230
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,320
Why keep this going ?
1231
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,200
You don't understand
how difficult it is
1232
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,200
to start a new clandestine
relationship.
1233
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,910
You have to keep track
of what guy goes with what.
1234
01:00:00,110 --> 01:00:01,910
Sam thinks I'm angry at him.
I'm not angry at him.
1235
01:00:02,110 --> 01:00:03,290
I just lost track of him.
1236
01:00:03,490 --> 01:00:06,040
Well, you're not mad
at me either.
1237
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,460
1238
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,090
You screwed up your own life.
1239
01:00:11,290 --> 01:00:13,670
You're the only one who
can figure out a way
1240
01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:16,130
to find some kind of happiness
or whatever you're looking for.
1241
01:00:16,330 --> 01:00:17,860
I don't care.
1242
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:19,720
I'm still killing you.
1243
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,760
1244
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,770
nobody has to kill anyone.
1245
01:00:23,970 --> 01:00:26,080
Time is doing a fine job of that.
1246
01:00:28,910 --> 01:00:31,400
- Grace...
- This is our backyard.
1247
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,020
And this is where we go
1248
01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:35,590
when we want to come
to the back of the house.
1249
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,460
Last night
1250
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,450
was the sweetest night
I can remember.
1251
01:00:40,650 --> 01:00:43,910
Oh, well, for me too, Sam.
1252
01:00:44,110 --> 01:00:46,200
But we really can't
think about that now,
1253
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,290
because what if the kids
get married ?
1254
01:00:48,490 --> 01:00:50,380
Well, that'd be fantastic.
1255
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,000
Things couldn't work out
any better.
1256
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,800
We'd... We'd have excuses
to see each other all the time.
1257
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:55,960
1258
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,480
Is that incest ?
I mean... It's...
1259
01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:05,490
Grace, I think fate meant
us to be together.
1260
01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:05,490
1261
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,900
Look, last night was the best
night I've had in a long time.
1262
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:14,920
But I want to hear those words
and feel those feelings with my husband.
1263
01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:14,920
1264
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,290
1265
01:01:19,340 --> 01:01:21,820
Last night, I had feelings
about my marriage too.
1266
01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:23,450
1267
01:01:23,650 --> 01:01:25,160
I hate my wife.
1268
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:26,700
- You do not.
- I hate her guts.
1269
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:27,950
Why would you say that ?
1270
01:01:28,150 --> 01:01:29,930
I live with her.
1271
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,130
Because she hates me.
1272
01:01:32,330 --> 01:01:35,840
There's too much love
in you to hate anybody.
1273
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,720
And there is too much love in
you to not have it returned.
1274
01:01:38,330 --> 01:01:39,720
1275
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,690
Let me return it, Grace.
1276
01:01:42,650 --> 01:01:44,110
1277
01:01:55,580 --> 01:01:57,070
We live a long time.
1278
01:01:57,270 --> 01:01:59,150
And we'll have kids.
1279
01:01:59,350 --> 01:02:00,860
We'll watch them grow.
1280
01:02:01,060 --> 01:02:02,550
And we'll be 50.
1281
01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:05,330
Please understand that
that's a good thing.
1282
01:02:05,530 --> 01:02:08,120
I understand it's a good
thing when we're us.
1283
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,870
But, Michelle, they were us.
1284
01:02:10,070 --> 01:02:11,540
They believe what you believe.
1285
01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:13,770
They believed they wouldn't
lose their minds.
1286
01:02:14,890 --> 01:02:16,630
All I've been asking
1287
01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:19,610
is what happens to us
on the way to them.
1288
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,800
Do we wake up on some
cloudy Tuesday
1289
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:25,800
1290
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,910
and we're just not excited
by each other anymore ?
1291
01:02:30,990 --> 01:02:33,600
You will always
be excited by me.
1292
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,000
Look at me.
I'm on my little bed.
1293
01:02:45,510 --> 01:02:47,760
Don't get on my bed
looking like that.
1294
01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:50,370
I got dressed for your parents.
1295
01:02:50,570 --> 01:02:52,560
My mother wears turtlenecks.
Get it off.
1296
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,590
Get it off. Get it off !
1297
01:02:57,790 --> 01:03:00,480
1298
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:07,050
You don't touch me anymore,
remember ?
1299
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,030
1300
01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:20,380
Now you can get in bed with me.
1301
01:03:35,470 --> 01:03:37,020
Don't say anything.
1302
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:38,690
Just don't.
1303
01:03:42,980 --> 01:03:45,900
Do we spend the greater part of
our lives as crazy as they are ?
1304
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,430
Do you really think
they're crazy ?
1305
01:03:49,630 --> 01:03:52,100
1306
01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:53,980
Because I don't.
1307
01:03:54,180 --> 01:03:57,230
I had feelings last night.
1308
01:03:57,430 --> 01:03:59,810
I didn't know I was still capable
1309
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:01,900
of having feelings like that.
1310
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:03,190
1311
01:04:03,390 --> 01:04:05,700
There's only one possible
thing we can do.
1312
01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:07,450
Forget it ever happened.
1313
01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:10,050
You and me,
1314
01:04:10,550 --> 01:04:13,240
- Tahiti.
- Oh, so I'm way off here.
1315
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,410
This isn't coincidence.
1316
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:17,170
Things happen on purpose
1317
01:04:17,370 --> 01:04:19,460
so that we can figure out
what to do with our lives.
1318
01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:21,630
And our lives have led us here.
1319
01:04:21,830 --> 01:04:23,170
It's not real.
1320
01:04:23,370 --> 01:04:25,940
Sam ! This isn't real.
1321
01:04:27,190 --> 01:04:29,840
Wouldn't you want this
with a nice, younger woman ?
1322
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,430
Well, my wife is younger than me.
1323
01:04:32,630 --> 01:04:35,810
So, what I've learned
from that is... no.
1324
01:04:36,010 --> 01:04:37,350
And she's real.
1325
01:04:37,550 --> 01:04:39,690
She's as real as it gets.
1326
01:04:39,890 --> 01:04:43,570
But forgetting last night
happened isn't real, because it did.
1327
01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:43,570
1328
01:04:43,770 --> 01:04:46,440
What's real is that it did.
1329
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,820
I mean, what do you think
happened last night ?
1330
01:04:49,020 --> 01:04:51,830
Sam, nothing happened.
1331
01:04:52,030 --> 01:04:53,240
Everything happened.
1332
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:56,330
We talked. We had conversation.
1333
01:04:56,530 --> 01:04:59,670
When's the last time you
really talked to someone ?
1334
01:04:59,870 --> 01:05:03,130
We shared the intimacy
that matters the most
1335
01:05:03,330 --> 01:05:06,520
because I think that
by not touching each other,
1336
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:09,610
we touched each other.
1337
01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:15,450
And... it's what I want, Grace.
1338
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,370
Don't you ?
1339
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,650
I grew up with them.
I watched them stay together
1340
01:05:22,850 --> 01:05:25,400
while all my friends' parents
fell apart.
1341
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:26,880
I admired it.
1342
01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:28,800
I've watched mine too.
1343
01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:30,740
I can only go by what I've seen.
1344
01:05:30,940 --> 01:05:33,050
And if that is built into the deal,
1345
01:05:34,010 --> 01:05:36,950
will we be smart enough
to recognize it when it comes ?
1346
01:05:37,150 --> 01:05:38,580
Will we recognize
1347
01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:41,120
how easy it is to arrive at
a place where I'm not allowed
1348
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:44,100
to say "I love you" even though
I really think I do.
1349
01:05:45,060 --> 01:05:46,500
Allen.
1350
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:49,550
We're so good together.
What are you doing ?
1351
01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:52,150
I don't want it to happen to us.
1352
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,320
So, help me out, okay ?
You help me out.
1353
01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:58,600
How do you marry
a person you love ?
1354
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,870
How do you do that to somebody ?
1355
01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:03,350
1356
01:06:03,550 --> 01:06:04,830
You're angry at me ?
1357
01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:07,250
How could I be ?
1358
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,800
This has nothing to do
with you and me at all.
1359
01:06:29,150 --> 01:06:32,360
Oh, my goodness.
Have you come to a decision ?
1360
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,280
I'm gonna try one last time.
1361
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:42,560
Don't let what
you don't know is coming
1362
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,910
get in the way of what
you know we have now.
1363
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,540
I do know what's coming.
1364
01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:50,030
I understand there's gonna
be easy parts,
1365
01:06:50,230 --> 01:06:51,950
like our wedding day and
the birthdays of our children,
1366
01:06:52,150 --> 01:06:53,910
and I understand we're gonna
be all over each other
1367
01:06:54,110 --> 01:06:55,120
for the first five years.
1368
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:56,800
Thanks for the image, kid.
1369
01:07:00,390 --> 01:07:02,100
But what about the hard parts ?
1370
01:07:02,930 --> 01:07:04,670
What about the day
that we don't remember
1371
01:07:04,870 --> 01:07:07,250
we gave each other
the best parts of our lives ?
1372
01:07:07,450 --> 01:07:11,010
Because...
Because we're too busy
1373
01:07:11,210 --> 01:07:13,590
blaming each other for being
two middle-aged potatoes.
1374
01:07:13,790 --> 01:07:14,880
1375
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,300
Honesty can't hurt us.
So, you make me see.
1376
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,860
What keeps that from being
the rest of our lives ?
1377
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,790
You're wrong about the easy part.
1378
01:07:24,370 --> 01:07:25,650
The easiest thing we could do
1379
01:07:25,850 --> 01:07:27,060
is smash this up and move on
1380
01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:28,900
and keep asking ourselves
the same questions
1381
01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:30,290
but with other people.
1382
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,440
And if I do...
1383
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:36,240
If I do find somebody else,
the difference will be
1384
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,840
that I already knew you.
1385
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,160
You will be my frame of
reference for loving somebody,
1386
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:45,060
and I will compare them to you
and they will fail.
1387
01:07:46,060 --> 01:07:47,640
Why would you do that to me ?
1388
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,690
And if we do someday have
children with someone else,
1389
01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:57,220
your little girl
won't look like me.
1390
01:07:57,420 --> 01:07:59,470
You won't be able
to see me and everything
1391
01:07:59,670 --> 01:08:01,010
we've gone through
over the years in her face.
1392
01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:02,520
And when she finds her person,
1393
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:04,580
it'll never remind you of what
you and I had together.
1394
01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:10,110
That's how we hang onto the best
parts of our lives, Allen.
1395
01:08:10,310 --> 01:08:12,360
That's what saves us.
1396
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,130
1397
01:08:19,170 --> 01:08:20,680
Jump with me.
1398
01:08:23,590 --> 01:08:26,330
How can you ask me to promise
you we won't go crazy later ?
1399
01:08:26,530 --> 01:08:28,140
You're crazy now.
1400
01:08:32,770 --> 01:08:34,440
Unless you found something.
1401
01:08:35,150 --> 01:08:37,570
Have you finally found
something wrong with me ?
1402
01:08:38,230 --> 01:08:39,800
You've had enough time,
so just tell me.
1403
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,280
Just tell me. What's wrong with
this girl right here, right now ?
1404
01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:49,910
We're us, Allen.
1405
01:08:51,370 --> 01:08:53,120
Nobody else.
1406
01:08:55,750 --> 01:08:58,880
And I will miss you
for the rest of my life.
1407
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:03,550
Honey, come on...
1408
01:09:05,260 --> 01:09:06,890
Allen...
1409
01:09:09,430 --> 01:09:11,850
Go after her, please.
1410
01:09:13,730 --> 01:09:17,230
No, he's gotta do this
by himself, buddy.
1411
01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:22,490
1412
01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:26,530
Nothing.
1413
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:31,290
There's nothing the matter with you.
1414
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,710
I've never not ever
found one thing wrong.
1415
01:09:45,930 --> 01:09:47,830
You raised the most
wonderful person I know.
1416
01:09:48,030 --> 01:09:50,180
1417
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:52,810
And she's my best friend.
1418
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,310
I don't care what she does to me.
1419
01:09:58,020 --> 01:10:00,400
Now that's a good way
to go into this.
1420
01:10:15,790 --> 01:10:17,330
We did this to them ?
1421
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,420
Mostly you.
1422
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,700
I always wondered why
babies are born so helpless
1423
01:10:24,900 --> 01:10:29,250
and why we get them when
they can't do anything.
1424
01:10:29,450 --> 01:10:32,710
And I always thought
that was for us.
1425
01:10:32,910 --> 01:10:36,170
So that we'd look back
when they grew up,
1426
01:10:36,370 --> 01:10:39,880
and be proud that we taught them
everything that they knew.
1427
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,090
Because they didn't
know anything.
1428
01:10:42,290 --> 01:10:46,430
But it wasn't for us
at all, was it ?
1429
01:10:46,630 --> 01:10:47,820
It's for them.
1430
01:10:48,700 --> 01:10:50,350
It's to keep them from realizing
1431
01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:54,160
that we don't know what we're
doing for as long as possible.
1432
01:10:54,910 --> 01:10:56,870
But you know what ?
1433
01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:59,880
They figure it out anyway.
1434
01:11:01,670 --> 01:11:02,920
1435
01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:06,920
We knew what we were doing.
1436
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,870
You heard him.
1437
01:11:09,070 --> 01:11:13,140
We've raised an incredible daughter.
1438
01:11:13,930 --> 01:11:16,040
I want another chance.
1439
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,460
1440
01:11:17,660 --> 01:11:19,400
I would get it right this time.
1441
01:11:27,070 --> 01:11:28,890
We got a lot of it right.
1442
01:11:29,090 --> 01:11:30,720
No. Didn't you see her ?
1443
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,530
She's a ballerina and I missed it.
1444
01:11:35,580 --> 01:11:37,330
1445
01:11:38,370 --> 01:11:40,320
Well, we can't do it again.
1446
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,360
You get one ride.
1447
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,700
And one ride only.
1448
01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:46,950
We've done what we've done.
1449
01:11:47,150 --> 01:11:50,990
Well, why didn't you just stop me
from becoming a potato ?
1450
01:11:48,980 --> 01:11:50,990
1451
01:11:51,190 --> 01:11:52,790
You're not a potato.
1452
01:11:52,990 --> 01:11:54,910
I am, I am. I'm a potato.
1453
01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:57,500
And it was your responsibility
to stop me when
1454
01:11:57,700 --> 01:12:00,130
- I started turning into one.
- Grace. It...
1455
01:12:00,330 --> 01:12:02,210
But you weren't
paying attention.
1456
01:12:02,410 --> 01:12:03,840
1457
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:06,220
I'm sorry I made you
feel that way.
1458
01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:09,760
I think my son
is absolutely right.
1459
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:10,860
About what ?
1460
01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:14,480
Honesty cannot hurt us.
1461
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,060
Sure it can.
1462
01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:18,900
Would everyone like to start out
with some little hot dogs ?
1463
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,190
I made them because
1464
01:12:21,390 --> 01:12:24,820
everyone likes them and
nothing bad has happened
1465
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:27,410
- when I make them.
- The four of us, for instance.
1466
01:12:27,610 --> 01:12:29,660
Have we really been honest
with each other ?
1467
01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:32,030
Oh, right. You... You should...
1468
01:12:32,230 --> 01:12:34,000
- Probably take this, yeah.
- Yeah, it's my house,
1469
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:36,290
- so I spoke up, but she's...
- My wife, so I guess...
1470
01:12:36,490 --> 01:12:37,790
1471
01:12:37,990 --> 01:12:39,630
Unless you'd rather...
1472
01:12:39,830 --> 01:12:42,380
I, for one, have
absolutely no intention
1473
01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:44,380
of living out
the rest of my life
1474
01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:48,340
even remotely being
thought of as a potato.
1475
01:12:48,540 --> 01:12:49,890
Nobody thinks of you
as a potato.
1476
01:12:50,090 --> 01:12:51,350
Oh, really ?
What do they think of me as ?
1477
01:12:51,550 --> 01:12:53,510
That thing that
mashes the potato.
1478
01:12:53,710 --> 01:12:55,390
But I will be living
1479
01:12:55,590 --> 01:12:57,270
the rest of my life honestly.
1480
01:12:57,470 --> 01:13:00,400
And so, I don't want to talk
about tonight anymore.
1481
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,980
I think she's right.
1482
01:13:02,180 --> 01:13:03,980
I think whatever happens,
the kids have this well in hand.
1483
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:06,130
I want to talk about last night.
1484
01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:09,910
This evening is not about
what you want, Monica.
1485
01:13:10,110 --> 01:13:11,280
Oh, what's it about ?
1486
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:14,410
It's about Michelle and Allen,
1487
01:13:14,610 --> 01:13:16,540
and our part in the
decision they're making.
1488
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:18,290
They've watched us
their whole lives.
1489
01:13:18,490 --> 01:13:20,630
They know who we are,
and they don't want to be us.
1490
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:21,880
I don't want to be us either.
1491
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,750
Monica, I'd like to talk to you.
1492
01:13:23,950 --> 01:13:25,510
You do ?
You wanna talk to me, really ?
1493
01:13:25,710 --> 01:13:27,470
Well, you go right ahead, Sam.
1494
01:13:27,670 --> 01:13:30,260
- Not here.
- Oh. Where would you prefer ?
1495
01:13:30,460 --> 01:13:31,940
Someplace private.
1496
01:13:32,990 --> 01:13:34,640
The bedroom ?
The bedroom's private.
1497
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:37,140
Do you wanna talk in the bed...
May we borrow your bedroom?
1498
01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:38,560
We're just gonna talk in it.
1499
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,100
We don't kiss or do
anything like that anymore.
1500
01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:43,310
We used to kiss every night
before we went to bed.
1501
01:13:43,510 --> 01:13:46,030
We made a point of it,
and I liked that.
1502
01:13:46,230 --> 01:13:48,690
It was hopeful.
1503
01:13:48,890 --> 01:13:49,960
What was it he said ?
1504
01:13:51,050 --> 01:13:52,620
Do you even remember
1505
01:13:52,820 --> 01:13:55,790
that we gave each other
the best parts of our lives ?
1506
01:13:55,990 --> 01:13:57,790
I remember everything.
1507
01:13:57,990 --> 01:14:00,000
But when you stop kissing
each other good night,
1508
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,420
and you just say "goodnight"
or sometimes you don't say that,
1509
01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:05,130
and then you just turn out your
little light and roll over
1510
01:14:05,330 --> 01:14:06,980
and you leave me sitting there,
1511
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:11,320
then it's necessary to go
elsewhere for hopeful.
1512
01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:13,010
Do you know what I'm saying ?
1513
01:14:13,210 --> 01:14:16,100
Or look elsewhere
1514
01:14:16,300 --> 01:14:20,490
for a memorable evening
with the lights on.
1515
01:14:21,620 --> 01:14:23,730
What do you think I do at night
1516
01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:25,580
when I'm not at home, Sam ?
1517
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,440
I try not to think about it.
1518
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:28,940
Oh, why don't you
think about it ?
1519
01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:30,570
Because it doesn't matter to me.
1520
01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:33,530
Because I just want to
turn over and go to sleep.
1521
01:14:33,730 --> 01:14:34,870
Okay, you asked your question.
1522
01:14:35,070 --> 01:14:37,080
- You got your answer.
- Well, it matters to me.
1523
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,640
It matters to me what
happened last night.
1524
01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:45,080
So, in the continuing search
for a memorable evening,
1525
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,590
I'm just gonna sparkle
this one up a little.
1526
01:14:47,790 --> 01:14:49,840
No ! It wasn't me.
1527
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,270
I wasn't with him.
1528
01:14:53,110 --> 01:14:54,090
No, honey, you don't have this right.
1529
01:14:54,290 --> 01:14:55,850
I knew I'd get caught.
1530
01:14:56,050 --> 01:14:58,530
Next time, why don't I
just send invitations ?
1531
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:00,990
Why do you both
not have this right ?
1532
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,940
I was home in front
of the television,
1533
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:06,190
and you know that, Howard,
and you know that.
1534
01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:08,870
Of course you were.
Of course I know that. Yeah.
1535
01:15:11,210 --> 01:15:12,990
I wasn't, Howard.
1536
01:15:13,190 --> 01:15:14,460
I wasn't home.
1537
01:15:15,170 --> 01:15:18,200
Grace, what the hell
are you talking about ?
1538
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,990
What the hell are you
talking about ?
1539
01:15:20,190 --> 01:15:23,430
I'm talking about me and Grace.
What are you talking about ?
1540
01:15:24,850 --> 01:15:27,350
Well, I was talking about
me and Howard.
1541
01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:31,920
But, obviously,
the news is elsewhere.
1542
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:33,170
Howard !
1543
01:15:33,370 --> 01:15:35,510
Grace, I made a terrible mistake.
1544
01:15:35,710 --> 01:15:37,320
I mean, obviously !
You know her now.
1545
01:15:38,610 --> 01:15:40,310
How could you do this ?
1546
01:15:40,510 --> 01:15:42,180
How could I ? How could you ?
1547
01:15:42,380 --> 01:15:44,270
The same way you could.
1548
01:15:44,470 --> 01:15:46,440
And since when could you ?
1549
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:47,710
I could and I'm good at it.
1550
01:15:55,630 --> 01:15:57,800
I just killed you.
Now it's over.
1551
01:15:58,510 --> 01:16:00,280
Have a nice day.
1552
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:02,830
1553
01:16:03,030 --> 01:16:05,260
1554
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:11,350
How long have you known my wife ?
1555
01:16:12,690 --> 01:16:14,300
Four months.
1556
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:15,440
How long have you ?
1557
01:16:16,570 --> 01:16:17,740
One night.
1558
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,650
Hardly seems fair.
1559
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,450
1560
01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:25,140
- She have fun ?
- What ?
1561
01:16:25,340 --> 01:16:26,850
Did my wife have fun ?
1562
01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:29,160
We had one wonderful evening.
1563
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:31,400
Good. That's good.
1564
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:32,860
You're not angry about that ?
1565
01:16:33,060 --> 01:16:35,040
Yeah, well, who am I
supposed to be angry at, her ?
1566
01:16:36,170 --> 01:16:38,450
Like she doesn't deserve
to have whatever she wants ?
1567
01:16:38,650 --> 01:16:39,550
You...?
1568
01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:41,530
1569
01:16:41,730 --> 01:16:43,720
You seem like the sweetest guy alive.
1570
01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:48,970
All we did was talk to each other.
1571
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:50,420
1572
01:16:50,620 --> 01:16:52,520
That's all. We talked for hours.
1573
01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:56,340
You talked for hours ?
1574
01:16:56,540 --> 01:16:58,220
About every little thing.
1575
01:16:58,420 --> 01:17:00,090
She wouldn't let
anything else happen.
1576
01:17:00,290 --> 01:17:01,570
That's all she wanted.
1577
01:17:02,450 --> 01:17:05,950
She continues to prove herself
to be a better person than me.
1578
01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:08,730
So, what are we
supposed to do now ?
1579
01:17:08,930 --> 01:17:10,040
I don't know.
1580
01:17:10,830 --> 01:17:12,460
Wanna beat each other up ?
1581
01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:16,780
1582
01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:18,590
1583
01:17:21,050 --> 01:17:23,530
Come on, get up.
1584
01:17:23,730 --> 01:17:26,330
Get up.
1585
01:17:26,530 --> 01:17:28,120
1586
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:29,560
1587
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:31,830
Are you in love with my wife ?
1588
01:17:32,030 --> 01:17:34,000
1589
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,050
What, are you kidding me ? No !
1590
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:37,940
1591
01:17:38,730 --> 01:17:40,090
Damn it.
1592
01:17:40,290 --> 01:17:42,640
No. Come on. I'm sorry.
1593
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:45,140
1594
01:17:45,340 --> 01:17:47,410
Sam, I'm sorry.
It was a mistake.
1595
01:17:49,030 --> 01:17:51,700
It was a mistake.
1596
01:17:52,790 --> 01:17:54,400
Yeah, probably for me too.
1597
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,130
1598
01:17:56,710 --> 01:17:58,090
It's okay, it's okay.
1599
01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:01,840
Yeah. Sam, buddy.
1600
01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:06,950
There's a whole big world
out there for you.
1601
01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:08,540
Guy like you,
1602
01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:10,710
what kind of world would this be
1603
01:18:10,910 --> 01:18:12,930
if there wasn't a happy ending
for a guy like you ?
1604
01:18:14,890 --> 01:18:16,300
1605
01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:18,020
Maybe it's possible.
1606
01:18:18,980 --> 01:18:21,110
Your wife taught me
that I can love again.
1607
01:18:23,110 --> 01:18:24,700
Yeah, great.
1608
01:18:26,110 --> 01:18:27,620
That's really great.
1609
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:34,400
You really have feelings
for her, don't you ?
1610
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:36,770
I want to go to Tahiti with her.
1611
01:18:36,970 --> 01:18:38,250
1612
01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:41,840
Well, I probably shouldn't
allow that, should I ?
1613
01:18:45,590 --> 01:18:47,970
1614
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,450
I'll give you three days.
1615
01:18:50,650 --> 01:18:52,620
That's incredibly
civilized of you.
1616
01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:54,830
Yeah, well, it's certainly
what I deserve.
1617
01:18:55,030 --> 01:18:56,310
She doesn't want to go with me.
1618
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:00,170
She wants that from you.
1619
01:19:00,370 --> 01:19:02,020
It's all she's ever wanted.
1620
01:19:02,980 --> 01:19:05,490
She's loved you her whole life.
1621
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,400
You'd think that would be
the simplest thing
1622
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,710
in the world to live
with, wouldn't you ?
1623
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,300
I wouldn't know.
1624
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,760
1625
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:38,250
I don't see where
looking you in the eye
1626
01:19:38,450 --> 01:19:40,460
is gonna work for either one of us.
1627
01:19:40,660 --> 01:19:44,690
I'm interested in knowing
who initiated this thing.
1628
01:19:45,690 --> 01:19:47,430
You or my husband.
1629
01:19:47,630 --> 01:19:48,760
And you're gonna
ask me questions
1630
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:50,640
you really don't want
the answers to.
1631
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:53,890
Did you have conversations
with my husband ?
1632
01:19:54,090 --> 01:19:55,240
1633
01:19:55,830 --> 01:19:58,400
Did you have sex with mine ?
1634
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:02,000
Huh. Someone should.
1635
01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:07,040
Did you tell Michelle
that love lasts forever ?
1636
01:20:07,140 --> 01:20:07,780
1637
01:20:07,980 --> 01:20:10,120
So, when you found out that it
didn't, did you just go crazy
1638
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:13,160
and do whatever you wanted
and rationalize any behavior ?
1639
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,500
1640
01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:16,930
It's just me then.
1641
01:20:17,930 --> 01:20:20,540
I just found out
it wasn't true right now.
1642
01:20:20,740 --> 01:20:22,050
What did I do ?
1643
01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:24,510
His behavior with me had
nothing to do with loving you.
1644
01:20:24,710 --> 01:20:25,840
Are you kidding ?
1645
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,150
I met you three hours ago
and I'd marry you.
1646
01:20:29,030 --> 01:20:31,660
I will leave his ass
in the dirt.
1647
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,430
Do you want to know
why you won't ?
1648
01:20:35,630 --> 01:20:36,660
1649
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:40,370
The only person he's
unsatisfied with is himself.
1650
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,500
But why ?
1651
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,400
You wake up one morning
and you just feel like
1652
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,110
the world is passing you by,
1653
01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:49,720
and there's nothing you can
do about it and so...
1654
01:20:51,090 --> 01:20:52,930
you become a wrecking ball.
1655
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:56,160
1656
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:58,460
He's just a beginner, Grace.
1657
01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:00,810
You can stop him, if you want.
1658
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,620
I will stand here for the rest
of my life until you look at me.
1659
01:21:22,830 --> 01:21:25,580
1660
01:21:26,710 --> 01:21:27,880
1661
01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:37,260
It's the only time I've done
anything like this.
1662
01:21:37,810 --> 01:21:39,520
It was obvious.
1663
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:41,680
1664
01:21:42,890 --> 01:21:44,310
1665
01:21:45,730 --> 01:21:48,230
You're proud of that.
I don't understand.
1666
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:50,680
Are you proud of that ?
1667
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:52,740
1668
01:21:54,110 --> 01:21:56,570
No, I'm not proud of anything.
1669
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,810
I did something awful.
1670
01:22:01,010 --> 01:22:02,450
I don't know why.
1671
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:03,830
1672
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:06,570
All I know is that you'll
never have to worry
1673
01:22:06,770 --> 01:22:09,880
about me doing anything
like that ever again.
1674
01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:13,530
- Why ?
- Because it's not the answer.
1675
01:22:13,730 --> 01:22:17,160
Why? Why did you feel
like you needed to go
1676
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:18,870
looking somewhere else ?
1677
01:22:19,070 --> 01:22:21,920
If you had questions,
you're supposed to come to me.
1678
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:23,890
It's like, I'm always, like,
1679
01:22:25,230 --> 01:22:27,090
- right here, so...
- I know.
1680
01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:29,110
You always have been.
1681
01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:30,730
1682
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:36,110
I hurt...
the person I love because
1683
01:22:37,070 --> 01:22:38,910
you're the one who's there.
1684
01:22:39,660 --> 01:22:40,660
1685
01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:44,770
1686
01:22:44,970 --> 01:22:46,070
1687
01:22:46,270 --> 01:22:48,000
1688
01:22:50,170 --> 01:22:52,200
I'll spend the rest of our lives
1689
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:55,630
making sure that I know
how you feel
1690
01:22:56,380 --> 01:22:58,950
about whatever happens to us.
1691
01:22:59,150 --> 01:23:01,330
About how...
1692
01:23:01,530 --> 01:23:03,210
What you need from me.
1693
01:23:03,410 --> 01:23:05,330
1694
01:23:05,530 --> 01:23:07,540
- And maybe just about...
- What ?
1695
01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:11,060
About time...as it goes by.
1696
01:23:09,710 --> 01:23:11,060
1697
01:23:12,940 --> 01:23:15,550
You made me do that
with someone else.
1698
01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:17,530
1699
01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:20,990
1700
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:37,490
Now what happens ?
1701
01:23:37,690 --> 01:23:40,240
You go after her,
and she forgives you.
1702
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:41,350
1703
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,330
Why should she ?
1704
01:23:43,530 --> 01:23:45,710
Because she believes the best
possible rest of her life
1705
01:23:45,910 --> 01:23:47,390
has always been with you.
1706
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:03,950
1707
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,250
1708
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:19,010
So why didn't you stop me ?
1709
01:24:21,510 --> 01:24:24,640
I always thought you were more
interesting than me, Monica.
1710
01:24:25,140 --> 01:24:28,600
I always hoped life would
be better because I knew you.
1711
01:24:29,560 --> 01:24:31,940
But there was never
any stopping you.
1712
01:24:33,020 --> 01:24:35,860
There was only living with you
as long as I could.
1713
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:39,570
Well, you've stayed
up until now.
1714
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,620
We had a son.
1715
01:24:46,030 --> 01:24:47,540
Love our son.
1716
01:24:48,830 --> 01:24:51,710
Well, only you and I
could've made him.
1717
01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:55,630
1718
01:25:01,340 --> 01:25:03,680
1719
01:25:04,970 --> 01:25:07,410
We meet the love of our life,
1720
01:25:07,610 --> 01:25:12,090
is what we think, at the time.
1721
01:25:12,290 --> 01:25:15,380
But then, time goes by.
1722
01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:18,130
How long do we give each other
until we turn into the people
1723
01:25:18,330 --> 01:25:19,970
we always hoped we would be ?
1724
01:25:20,170 --> 01:25:22,050
1725
01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:23,430
Maybe we do wake up one day,
1726
01:25:23,630 --> 01:25:26,520
still lying next to each other,
1727
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:29,900
and we finally understand
the promise we made.
1728
01:25:30,100 --> 01:25:32,650
That we would give each other
the best rest of our lives.
1729
01:25:32,850 --> 01:25:35,110
1730
01:25:35,310 --> 01:25:36,920
What if we don't get there ?
1731
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:40,320
What happens to us then ?
1732
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,510
But it's not our
world anymore, is it ?
1733
01:25:43,590 --> 01:25:45,340
It's their world now.
1734
01:25:47,010 --> 01:25:50,040
Wherever thou go est,
I will go.
1735
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,520
And where thou lodgest,
I will lodge.
1736
01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:56,800
Thy people will be my people.
1737
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,420
And thy god my god.
1738
01:25:59,620 --> 01:26:02,050
And where thou diest,
shall I die,
1739
01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:03,740
and there will I be buried.
1740
01:26:07,490 --> 01:26:09,180
I grew up wondering
1741
01:26:09,380 --> 01:26:11,060
if I would be able to stand
in front of someone
1742
01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:13,000
and promise her
the rest of my life.
1743
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,290
But here we are.
1744
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:18,570
I belong to you,
1745
01:26:18,770 --> 01:26:20,240
And whatever happens,
1746
01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:21,860
let it happen with you.
1747
01:26:22,060 --> 01:26:24,870
1748
01:26:25,070 --> 01:26:27,550
You ready to jump
off the cliff with me ?
1749
01:26:28,510 --> 01:26:29,550
1750
01:26:35,850 --> 01:26:39,690
1751
01:26:40,610 --> 01:26:43,690
1752
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:47,360
1753
01:26:50,450 --> 01:26:53,270
1754
01:26:53,470 --> 01:26:57,860
1755
01:26:58,060 --> 01:26:59,320
1756
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:04,660
1757
01:27:04,860 --> 01:27:07,200
1758
01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:10,370
1759
01:27:10,570 --> 01:27:13,060
1760
01:27:14,350 --> 01:27:19,000
1761
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:23,130
1762
01:27:23,330 --> 01:27:25,840
1763
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:27,530
1764
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:33,980
1765
01:27:34,180 --> 01:27:36,980
1766
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:41,040
1767
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,030
1768
01:27:45,230 --> 01:27:47,300
1769
01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:51,240
1770
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:54,000
1771
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:56,730
1772
01:27:58,020 --> 01:28:02,760
1773
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:06,550
1774
01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:09,300
1775
01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:11,320
1776
01:28:13,990 --> 01:28:15,310
1777
01:28:15,510 --> 01:28:18,810
1778
01:28:19,010 --> 01:28:20,360
1779
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:24,070
1780
01:28:24,270 --> 01:28:25,610
1781
01:28:25,810 --> 01:28:27,410
1782
01:28:27,610 --> 01:28:29,490
1783
01:28:29,690 --> 01:28:35,000
1784
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,680
1785
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,650
1786
01:29:46,590 --> 01:29:49,700
1787
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:52,570
1788
01:29:52,770 --> 01:29:57,040
1789
01:29:57,240 --> 01:30:01,080
1790
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:04,090
1791
01:30:04,290 --> 01:30:08,340
1792
01:30:08,540 --> 01:30:12,590
1793
01:30:12,790 --> 01:30:14,930
1794
01:30:15,130 --> 01:30:18,660
1795
01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:24,060
1796
01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:26,360
1797
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:28,360
1798
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:30,420
1799
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:35,200
1800
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:37,660
1801
01:30:37,860 --> 01:30:39,120
1802
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:43,170
1803
01:30:43,370 --> 01:30:46,800
1804
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,510
1805
01:30:49,710 --> 01:30:53,490
1806
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:58,180
1807
01:30:58,380 --> 01:31:01,020
1808
01:31:01,220 --> 01:31:04,770
1809
01:31:04,970 --> 01:31:09,650
1810
01:31:09,850 --> 01:31:12,200
1811
01:31:12,400 --> 01:31:15,550
1812
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:21,000
1813
01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:23,330
1814
01:31:23,530 --> 01:31:25,460
1815
01:31:25,660 --> 01:31:28,340
1816
01:31:28,540 --> 01:31:32,470
1817
01:31:32,670 --> 01:31:35,470
1818
01:31:35,670 --> 01:31:38,850
1819
01:31:39,050 --> 01:31:40,270
1820
01:31:40,470 --> 01:31:43,940
1821
01:31:44,140 --> 01:31:46,480
1822
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:50,040
1823
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:53,630
1824
01:31:55,550 --> 01:31:57,780
1825
01:31:57,980 --> 01:31:59,830
1826
01:32:00,030 --> 01:32:02,260
1827
01:32:02,930 --> 01:32:06,630
1828
01:32:06,830 --> 01:32:09,790
1829
01:32:09,990 --> 01:32:14,420
1830
01:32:14,620 --> 01:32:18,930
1831
01:32:19,130 --> 01:32:20,310
1832
01:32:20,510 --> 01:32:23,980
1833
01:32:24,180 --> 01:32:25,690
1834
01:32:25,890 --> 01:32:30,190
1835
01:32:30,390 --> 01:32:31,460
1836
01:32:35,380 --> 01:32:38,340
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