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Announcer: And now,
coming to the line,
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last year's
rookie of the year, Casey Alfonso!
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In Lane two, nine-time
national champion, Tony kumer.
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Tony's got his light onin Lane two,
and now caseyis approaching the line.
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- How do you feel?
- Great.
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I feel like throwing up my guts.
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You always feel
like throwing up.
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Come on, dad. Let's get
this digger on the line.
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You sure you don't wanna
go to law school?
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- I hate lawyers!
- Yeah, so do I.
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Go get 'em, baby!
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Announcer: Okay, looks like
we 're ready to go!
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Let's hear it, folks!
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And it's Casey Alfonso,
by less thanhalf a car length!
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What a spectacular finish
for the young female.
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Casey Alfonso,
with an amazing finish.
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What'd you do at the end there?
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Yeah, yeah.
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At about 250 feet,
the car got out of shape a bit,
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but about halfway down,
I just got into the zone or something.
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I pedaled it back into the groove.
It was the coolest ride of my life.
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How does it feel
to be nine-time national champion...
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I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?
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Casey? Casey! Casey!
Out of the way. Out of the way!
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Casey! Get me an ambulance.
Ron, get the ambulance! Casey?
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Thirteen:
Sixty-eight year old male, non-smoker.
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Sixty-eight's a good run.
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That'll leave something in the lock box
for the rest of us. Next?
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That's your breakfast?
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Technically,
it's Wilson's lunch.
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Twenty-month old baby,
persistent rash, fever...
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Too much crying.
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- Female college student with...
- Too much drama.
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You don't care about
the crying or the drama,
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'cause you won't
see the patient.
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And you'd treat methuselah if his snot
had an interesting color.
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Means you've already decided which case
you wanna take next.
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Tell me about speed racer.
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Female, seizure with visual and auditory
processing deficiency.
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I did a consult, and...
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What kind of race car?
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Dragster.
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Continue.
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You're gonna take a case
based on the car she drives?
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Nothing says,
"thanks for saving my life"
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like a test drive in a car that
accelerates faster than a space shuttle.
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You can't save her life,
'cause she's not dying.
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Her labs show
signs of dehydration,
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means the problem's
just likely heatstroke.
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Kind of hard to get
heat struck in four and a half seconds.
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Not when you're wearing
a three-layer fireproof suit.
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Excuse me, Dr. House?
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No. Lazy ass
called in sick again.
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We can give him the message.
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May we talk in private?
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So, either it's heatstroke,
in which case we take the afternoon off,
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or it's one of the diagnoses
that you guys are gonna have for me
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in two minutes.
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You're in charge.
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I know.
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- Cop?
- He's not packing.
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Your dad's either a cop
or a security guard.
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Or she carries a weapon.
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You're with the CIA.
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One of our employees
just returned from an assignment sick.
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Now, we believe he may be the victim
of an assassination attempt.
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Sure.
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You wanna close the door?
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Door?
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Well, I assume you're gonna drop trou at
some point during the dance,
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I don't see why I should share.
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This isn't a joke.
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If you're willing to help us,
we need to leave now.
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If I have to walk somewhere, there
better be at least five girls involved.
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And they better be working
their way through college.
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Okay, what have you got?
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Hereditary brain disorder,
transient ischemia
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or paraneoplastic syndrome.
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None of those go away with iv fluids.
It's heatstroke.
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Or cushing's or calcium deficiency.
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Who's your friend?
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We use the term life partner.
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Get a fresh history, neurological exam
and an mri of her head.
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Fifteen minutes
for the lap dance,
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a half-hour to
scrub the guilt off my soul...
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See you in 45!
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Dr. House, we need to hurry.
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Yeah, we need to hurry.
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Little advice.
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I mean, obviously the village people
played out the whole cop thing.
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But come on, CIA?
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You seriously expect
anyone to believe that?
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It helps when you have props.
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Keep your eye on my pen.
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Very good.
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Any nausea or vomiting
before the seizure?
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My dad had some, but he's always like
that before a race.
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Could have been food poisoning.
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- You two eat breakfast together?
- No.
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Any history of sciatica
or spinal injury?
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Abnormal deep tendon reflex.
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Really? Let me see.
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- It's there.
- I didn't say it wasn't there,
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I said it was abnormal.
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We're gonna give you
an mri to be sure,
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but I'm guessing your symptoms were
caused by just dehydration in the heat.
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You're go essing?
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Look, I make a living
driving 300 miles an hour,
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which makes the ability
to stay conscious kind of important.
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I'm sure it's just heatstroke,
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but we're gonna do an mri
to be extra careful.
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You said you left
your cell in your office.
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I lied.
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I wasn't going to take it.
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Just tell you to
tu m it off for take-off.
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I know.
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I just wanted to see if you could tell
that I was lying.
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Useful information. Yeah?
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Where are you?
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I'm on a top-secret
mission for the CIA.
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Right.
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There was nothing
on your race car driver's ct
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and the history
and physical were normal.
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Her deep tendon reflexes
seemed a bit weak to me.
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Areflexia could
mean Miller Fisher.
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Yes, areflexia
could mean Miller Fisher,
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but since the reflex was weak, not
absent, it doesn't mean anything.
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I'm releasing her.
You can go back to your poker game.
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Poker's illegal.
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House: The CIA
would never allowillegal activity.
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Thirteen: Have you considered
Miller Fisher?
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Why? What happened?
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She just had another seizure. And now
she's getting a vertical nystagmus.
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We think it's Miller Fisher,
an inflammatory process.
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In rare cases, it can cause
respiratory failure, but...
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Wait, wait.
She could stop breathing?
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You said there was nothing wrong.
You said you were sure.
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You just had another seizure.
Clearly there's something wrong.
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So, why should I trust you
to figure out what it is?
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Where's Dr. House?
I'm at this hospital...
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Foreman: It's gonna be all right.
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We just need to start
the plasmapheresis.
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Casey: No.
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It's not going to be all right,
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because you obviously
don't have a clue what you're doing.
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I'm not letting you touch me.
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Honey!
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I wanna see house. Where is he?
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It looks a lot better on 24.
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I take that back.
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Dr. Samira terzi.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. House.
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We really appreciate
the consult on such short notice.
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There's nothing that gives me more
pleasure than helping out a colleague.
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This is Dr. Sidney Curtis
from the Mayo clinic.
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He's also agreed to
help with the diagnosis.
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Dr. House.
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Curtis on immunology,
Sidney Curtis?
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You've read it?
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Nope, but it is keeping
my piano level.
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So, where is
the poor sick fella?
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Taub: What do we do?
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I don't know yet.
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Cole: She needs treatment.
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Amber: This is a test, right?
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You're reporting
back to him everything we do.
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Yeah. And I asked the patient
to be uncooperative.
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Personally, I think
she overplayed it.
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She's being uncooperative because you
made us all look like idiots.
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We're only gonna
look like idiots
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if we can't figure out how to get her
to agree to the treatment.
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What would house do right now?
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Pop a pill, insult us
and trick the patient.
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We can do that last part.
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She's never met house
before, has she?
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Kutner: Who's got a cane?
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House isn't here.
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We're not gonna act like him.
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What do you want?
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I'm gonna do what doctors
aren't supposed to do,
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admit I made a mistake.
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I shouldn't have been
so quick to dismiss your symptoms.
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But you need to let us
start the plasmapheresis.
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What do you want?
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Case? Honey, do you
know where you are?
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- She's burning up.
- Start the treatment.
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- I can't.
- You've got my permission.
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- She's obviously confused.
- Doesn't matter anymore.
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Miller Fisher doesn't
cause delirium and fever.
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I don't know what this is.
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I'm afraid there are gonna be some
limitations on his medical history.
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Just let me know what you need and I
should be able to provide it.
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Fyi, my malpractice insurance
doesn't cover alien autopsies.
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That's fine.
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X-files are the next wing over.
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Where was the patient
when he first fell ill?
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Sorry, that's classified.
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But assume there aren't too many places
in the world John hasn't been.
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And, yes, John's a cover name.
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And what makes you
think it was an attempt on his life?
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Sorry, can't tell
you that, either.
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- Well, what can you tell us?
- Yeah.
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Did oswald really have sex
with Marilyn Monroe?
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Good lord.
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Very professional.
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Five days ago
he was 185 pounds. Perfect health.
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Cool.
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Fever and delirium rule out...
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He's not gonna hire you just because
you called him the most,
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especially since it's obvious
he doesn't want to be called.
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Symptoms rule out Miller Fisher.
Ms fits better.
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Progression's too fast.
More likely meningitis.
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Areflexia doesn't
fit as well with...
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Does with amyloidosis.
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That's even slower
than Ms. It's lupus.
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I'm with
the little man on this one.
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It's attacking the body
and the brain, classic autoimmune.
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Flirt all you want, but I should warn
you, shiksas are for practice.
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Lupus this aggressive
wouldn't spare her kidneys.
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It's primarily neurological.
Let's start her on...
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Then why no plaques on her mri?
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Mri was inconclusive.
Start her on...
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So, now you're sure
that it's Ms.
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Just like you were sure
it was Miller Fisher.
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An hour after you were sure
it was heatstroke.
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The symptoms fit.
Start her on interferon.
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We're not gonna
score any points with house
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if we solve this
just by running your errands.
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- I get that you wanna be right.
- You don't?
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I'm just trying to save the patient,
not score points with my boss.
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Would it hurt the patient
if you let us run some tests?
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You've got three hours.
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We've run six complete
tox screens,
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tested for every heavy metal, poison and
biological agent we can think of.
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It says here he ate
a lot of chestnuts.
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Hold on a second.
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If the squirrel liberation army
is involved, I'm out of here.
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Those little rodents are...
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Horse chestnuts are poisonous.
If someone switched them...
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Horse chestnuts
may look like chestnuts,
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but they taste like
a horse's lower than chestnuts,
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which makes the theory that he
accidentally ate a couple of hundred
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slightly less persuasive.
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Seeing as how he was prowling
the back alleys of Tehran...
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It wasn't Tehran, it was...
245
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,245
You almost got me.
246
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,664
Unless we know the local
environmental factors,
247
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:51,789
the poisonous flora...
248
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,083
You know I can't tell you that.
249
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,837
Well, then why are we here? You might
as well just Google "poison."
250
00:13:56,962 --> 00:14:01,133
All they would tell me is he spent
the last eleven months in Bolivia.
251
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,386
Who you gonna kill
in Bolivia? My old housekeeper?
252
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,637
We don't kill people.
253
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,015
I'm sorry, who are you
gonna marginalize?
254
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,600
If it is my housekeeper,
she has it coming.
255
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,370
Cleaning the windows
means cleaning both sides.
256
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,229
Am I right or am I right?
257
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,273
What does it matter
what he was doing?
258
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,275
- The guy's dying.
- Not anymore.
259
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,610
I know what's
poisoning him, and who.
260
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,029
John.
261
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,615
It's just pancreatitis.
262
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,117
He's not an alcoholic.
263
00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,411
And unless his pancreas
is in his fingers...
264
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,204
Spies can't get
fungal infections?
265
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,369
And the burns on his skin?
266
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,416
Spies can't get sunburns?
267
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,541
Bolivia doesn't have sun?
268
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:40,130
So, either we go with his theory
of the non-drinking drunk,
269
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,132
or he was poisoned by some group
270
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:45,052
with the resources
to make it completely untraceable,
271
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:47,345
some customized isotope.
272
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,227
Let's treat for
radiation poisoning.
273
00:14:55,896 --> 00:15:02,110
The iodine's to protect your thyroid.
Antibiotics are to handle infections.
274
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,279
Should start working
in a couple of hours.
275
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,616
We should celebrate
with a beer or eight.
276
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,285
I don't drink.
277
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,497
Oh, me thinks he doth
protest too much.
278
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,749
He's deathly ill.
Why would he lie about drinking?
279
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:20,045
Guilt over killing a man would make
anyone hit the sauce.
280
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,172
We don't kill people.
281
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,423
House: Right.
282
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,425
You just lie
to your friends and family,
283
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,970
establish false identities, trick people
into betraying their country.
284
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,516
He'd never
cover up his drinking. He's too honest.
285
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,519
Hey! Something
I've always wanted to know.
286
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,396
That poison lipstick
that ginger used to kiss gilligan,
287
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,440
why didn't that kill her?
288
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,447
Okay, drum roll!
289
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:51,409
Lp is negative for meningitis.
290
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,578
Sorry, Cole.
291
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:57,624
Fat pad biopsy is...
Wait for it...
292
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:03,296
Negative for amyloidosis
and thirteen goes down!
293
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,690
Could we hurry this up?
My son has...
294
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,359
Can I have a kid, too?
I'm working too hard.
295
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,383
I could hook you up.
296
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,986
If I had two minutes
and some anti-nausea meds,
297
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,012
I'd take you up on that.
298
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,889
And for the gold...
299
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,686
Protein's 65, glucose, 70.
300
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,729
It's ms,
start her on interferon.
301
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,730
Now, turn to the last page.
302
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:23,108
Sed rate's 95,
Ana's weakly positive.
303
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,234
Positive, it's lupus.
304
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,111
Weakly, not lupus. It's Ms.
305
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,236
We obviously don't know what it is.
Treat for both.
306
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,990
No. I gave in on the tests.
307
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,435
We're not treating her
for two completely separate diseases
308
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,620
because you think
lupus will win you a prize.
309
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,253
- Still think it's lupus?
- Yeah.
310
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,713
Me, too.
311
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:48,133
In case of emergency,
go to the emergency room.
312
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,052
Could be lupus.
313
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,220
That's what we figured.
314
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:53,889
Then why are you here?
315
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,099
You're an immunologist.
We wanted to confirm...
316
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,953
Who are you looking for me to help you
sell down the river? House or cuddy?
317
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,520
Foreman.
318
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,231
- Sorry.
- He's pushing Ms.
319
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,375
Thinks that because
he's in charge,
320
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,359
he has to prove
he's the smartest guy in the room.
321
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,046
All I've heard about you, you put
the patient above everything else.
322
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,073
That's why everyone
finds you so annoying.
323
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,244
- All house cares about is results.
- I know.
324
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,330
I'm talking about
how to deal with foreman.
325
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,581
So am I.
326
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,669
Fever's down to 101.5.
327
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,394
Treatment's working.
Why are we out here?
328
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,899
Trying to figure out
which treatment's working.
329
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,775
It's kind of tacky doing it
in front of the patient.
330
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,635
You put her on steroids, too?
331
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,594
We had no choice.
332
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,553
The sed rate pointed to lupus.
333
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:34,846
And the Ana ruled it out!
334
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,306
Doctors!
335
00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:39,935
Legs hurt?
336
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:43,647
I can't feel them at all. I don't think
I can move them.
337
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,289
Vitals stabilizing.
338
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,582
Tummy ache's gone as well.
339
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,001
So, the treatment's working.
340
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:10,298
You wanna ditch Dr. Killjoy
and hop on the company jet?
341
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,801
Little trip down Mexico way,
342
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,721
and I'm not talking about
the country or the plane.
343
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,475
Do you think acting like an idiot and
talking about sex works on girls?
344
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,120
Well, if it didn't, the human race
would have died out long ago.
345
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,466
You're pretty cheery for someone
346
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,721
who was just proved wrong
about his pancreatitis theory.
347
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,173
I'm appropriately cheery
for someone who's been proved right.
348
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,528
John hasn't vomited
in six hours.
349
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,406
What's to vomit?
I'm eating his lunch.
350
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,117
Withholding nutrients
is the treatment for pancreatitis.
351
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,953
That, and the antibiotics
you put him on.
352
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,997
I did unhook
your iodine, though.
353
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,250
Didn't seem to fit with the whole "I'm
just jerking you guys around" gestalt.
354
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,376
You're unbelievable.
355
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:50,130
Let's ask John if he'd rather be sick
honestly or cured dishonestly.
356
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:53,216
John? John?
357
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,603
Any chance he's just
ovenlvhelmed with gratitude?
358
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,160
Paralysis.
359
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,539
It's a new symptom?
360
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,253
Big white space on the board
where it would fit.
361
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,710
Nice, multicolored markers.
362
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,130
I'm not writing it because we can't know
if it's a real symptom.
363
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,483
When these two went rogue and
pumped her full of steroids, we lost...
364
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,301
Steroids don't cause paralysis.
365
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,303
Foreman: She was also
on interferon.
366
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,847
Giving her both probably
fried her immune system.
367
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,533
Who knows what infection
you could cause...
368
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,517
We consulted
an immunologist, she said we have...
369
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,686
She? You talking
about Dr. Cameron?
370
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,998
- She thought lupus was...
- She tell you to start treating?
371
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,191
Yes! They've ignored you,
they screwed up
372
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,193
and it's fun
watching you spank them.
373
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,587
But, can we get back
to the medicine?
374
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:58,573
The last thing any of you
give a damn about is the medicine.
375
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,285
Look.
376
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,372
I'm not saying
you're bad doctors or bad people.
377
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,290
But house is.
378
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,918
He created a nasty
little cutthroat world,
379
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,253
planted you in it,
and is watching you play.
380
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,423
And none of it works
for anyone except him.
381
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,260
And whoever wins.
382
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,599
Given its quick progression,
we gotta assume botulism.
383
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,935
I'll go to her place.
Check out her fridge and pantry.
384
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,437
It's not botulism. It's polio.
385
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,904
Brilliant. We should search her home
for fdr's remains or a time machine.
386
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,709
She could have contracted it from anyone
who's been to Africa, or...
387
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,866
She's been vaccinated.
388
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:42,992
Vaccines wear off.
389
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:46,246
There hasn't been
a single American case in over 20 years.
390
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,748
I've seen this disease.
I know what it looks like.
391
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,543
That's why you're finding it,
because you're looking for it.
392
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,752
Polio?
393
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,671
- It's crazy.
- House wouldn't think so.
394
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,090
So, go find house
and tell him your theory.
395
00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,885
Take a personal day.
Seriously. Get out of here.
396
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,763
You don't have
the power to fire me.
397
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:07,475
But I do have the power
to kick your ass off my case.
398
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,604
I'm starting
the botulism treatment.
399
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,941
The rest of you,
look for confirmation.
400
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,801
He should be
brought up on charges.
401
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,577
Okay, relax.
402
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,537
I'll take your book
out from under my piano.
403
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,415
He's dying of radiation sickness.
He's obviously in pain.
404
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,185
All of which could have been avoided
if you hadn't interfered...
405
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,712
What was that for?
406
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:39,299
Radiation sickness
kills specific cells at specific times.
407
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:42,144
His hair should be coming out in clumps
before he's writhing in pain.
408
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:45,555
Since it's not, I know who's
trying to kill him.
409
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:47,557
God.
410
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,517
It's blood cancer,
waldenstrom's.
411
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,812
Radiation can cause infections,
which set off neuropathy...
412
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,231
If you had
any real evidence of foul play,
413
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,358
you'd be torturing Bolivians
414
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,987
instead of putting me into a state
of anticipatory sexual arousal.
415
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,363
Can we treat for both?
416
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:06,034
Bad idea. Unless you're
the one who's trying to poison him.
417
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:09,037
I'll arrange for
plasmapheresis and chemo.
418
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,094
Are you gonna trust him
after what he did?
419
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:14,209
I don't have to trust him
to agree with him.
420
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,590
You make a good point.
421
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:23,510
I've been wrong every time and she still
won't listen to you.
422
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:28,139
So, either she really likes me
or she really hates you.
423
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,600
And I got a ride in the jet.
424
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,233
Oh, hi. What are you doing here?
425
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,526
Just came to say hi.
426
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:40,735
Hi again.
427
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,820
Where's Mrs. Bearman?
428
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,030
Sent her home.
429
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,823
I was scheduling her for an mra.
430
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:47,676
If we gave mras
to every patient with a headache...
431
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,245
This wasn't just a headache,
it was the worst in her life.
432
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,810
And lucky for you,
I'm a neurologist.
433
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,666
She went to a wine and cheese tasting.
Both triggers for migraines.
434
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,167
She's never had
a migraine before.
435
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,612
And I never had
a blueberry bagel,
436
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:58,962
but for the first time
I had one.
437
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,338
Bagels don't kill people.
438
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:02,257
This is a classic ticking
bomb aneurism.
439
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:05,426
Wow. This taught me a lesson.
440
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,845
I guess when I mess
with other people's patients,
441
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,682
I risk looking like
an officious bitch.
442
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,980
We're gonna have to
track down Mrs. Bearman.
443
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,777
Wait. Never mind.
444
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,446
It's funny.
445
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,365
It's not funny,
it's totally immature.
446
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:28,616
It is funny.
447
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,719
You just can't appreciate it,
because you're the victim.
448
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,496
Yeah. I deserve shame
and ridicule for offering a consult.
449
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,081
Unheard of for a doctor.
450
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,083
You didn't offer
a medical consult.
451
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,460
You offered a
dealing-with-foreman consult.
452
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:42,755
For the good of the patient.
It's what house would have done.
453
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,009
Maybe house will hear about it
and tear up with pride.
454
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,594
You think I'm trying
to impress him.
455
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:50,179
I think that for someone
who's not involved in his team,
456
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:53,099
you're remarkably
involved in his team.
457
00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:55,101
Let it go.
458
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,561
Let him go.
459
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,692
And that's mature.
460
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,535
One-twenty over 80. Let 'er rip.
461
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,125
Now we got the medical stuff
out of the way,
462
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,710
why don't we meet
back at your place
463
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:23,421
for some enhanced
interrogation techniques?
464
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,633
My safe word is, "help,
please, please, stop."
465
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:29,135
It's two pleases. Anything
less than that, you keep going.
466
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:33,222
You actually cure this guy,
I'll show you my private water board.
467
00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:38,269
We need to consult
an oncologist about the chemo.
468
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,608
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you
were still euphemizing.
469
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,444
My valet knows
a little oncology.
470
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:53,227
I was wondering when you'd grow bored
of avoiding my calls.
471
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:56,245
Oh, I could never grow
bored of ignoring you.
472
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,289
What's the latest protocol
on waldenstrom's?
473
00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,415
Where are you?
474
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,209
CIA headquarters.
475
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:02,519
How much fludarabine
do you need...
476
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,463
Either you're sprawled naked on your
floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin
477
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,465
or collapsed naked
in front of your computer
478
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:08,830
with an empty bottle of Viagra.
479
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:11,236
Please tell me which,
because chase has another pool going.
480
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,220
They flew me in to help
deal with a sick employee.
481
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,615
How much...
Wilson: Hallucinations?
482
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:16,599
Damn, I shouldn't have
bet on the Viagra.
483
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:19,394
Okay. Call the Langley switchboard,
ask for extension...
484
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,063
- Thirty-five, seventy-eight.
- Three, five, seven, eight.
485
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:25,400
He asked an awful lot
of questions for a valet.
486
00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:29,654
You know, I happen to have a position
available on my penis.
487
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:36,035
Wait a second, I think
I screwed up that joke.
488
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,912
You offering me a job?
489
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,664
I'd settle for that.
490
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:44,419
As tempting as a position
on your staff is, I like it here.
491
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,921
Pays better, and we've only had
one assassination attempt.
492
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,423
And I'm sure
you're a great boss.
493
00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:52,427
That's why your fellows
left en masse a couple of months ago.
494
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,679
I have satellite images.
495
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,147
Inspector gadget?
496
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,775
My god, you're
actually at the CIA.
497
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,026
You've gotta get down here.
498
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,654
They've got a satellite
aimed directly into cuddy's vagina.
499
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:15,533
I told them the chances
of invasion are slim to none, but...
500
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,243
Waldenstrom's.
501
00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:20,955
Recommended dose is 25 milligrams
per meter squared.
502
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,457
They do
a background check on you?
503
00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:23,791
Twenty-five milligrams.
504
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,227
They did a background
check on you,
505
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,729
they did a background check
on your friends.
506
00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,588
Relax. I'm sure they already know
507
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,548
that you brought heroin back from
Afghanistan.
508
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,008
Wilson: That's not true.
509
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,635
I've never been to Afghanistan.
510
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:36,637
House?
511
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,058
Lou: She's getting worse.
512
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:43,227
Her fever's risen slightly.
513
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:50,234
But it's definitely...
What? Botulism?
514
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,987
Right? Because
if you're wrong again,
515
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,716
and you're treating her for something
that she doesn't even have...
516
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:58,159
The anti-toxin
hasn't had time to work yet.
517
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,162
I know it's hard,
but try to be patient.
518
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,583
Excuse me.
519
00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:14,693
I know you're pissed
I interrupted,
520
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:16,637
but you're gonna be
even more pissed in a second.
521
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,262
You tested her
without telling me?
522
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:22,183
Yeah. I know, I'm really,
really sorry, but...
523
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,769
On the other hand,
it's positive.
524
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,898
She has polio.
525
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:33,820
Now what, boss?
526
00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:38,407
Where's house?
527
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,953
He's blown
off four hours of clinic.
528
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:46,582
He's consulting for the CIA.
529
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,378
Seriously, call Langley,
530
00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:54,590
and ask for extension three, five...
It's three, five, three, six?
531
00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,259
It's definitely two threes.
532
00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:58,469
I wrote it down.
I have it somewhere.
533
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,806
He's gonna make up
twice his skipped hours in the clinic.
534
00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:03,474
Okey-doke.
535
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,060
And for protecting him,
you're gonna make up twice that.
536
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,020
Why are you punishing me
worse than him?
537
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:11,023
Because house never learns.
You might.
538
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:22,743
How are you feeling?
539
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,079
Like crap.
540
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:27,540
Yeah. Cancer can be that way.
541
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,544
My hair is falling out.
542
00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:36,924
Is that the chemo?
543
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,135
No, that's too quick.
544
00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,723
So, what does it mean?
545
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,645
It means you don't have cancer.
546
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:53,941
Someone actually
did try to kill you.
547
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,200
You're stubborn.
You're arrogant!
548
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,201
There's no need to yell.
549
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,870
You may have cost
that man his life.
550
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:07,622
He's getting the
radiation treatment.
551
00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,040
Twenty-four hours too late.
552
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:11,292
I didn't yell at you
when I thought you were wrong.
553
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,128
- I wasn't wrong.
- This isn't productive.
554
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:17,048
There is no "productive,"
it's too late!
555
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:20,092
Because of your inexperience,
your poorjudgment
556
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:23,095
and your failure to recognize
a reckless fool.
557
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,266
Cordyceps sinensis.
558
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:36,192
It's an herbal treatment
derived from a parasitic fungus.
559
00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:38,319
Comes from caterpillars.
560
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,321
Along with dimercaprol
chelation,
561
00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,281
it's been shown to mitigate
bone marrow damage
562
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:45,034
from radiation poisoning
563
00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:47,745
in monkeys.
564
00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:53,668
Sorry. I was stubborn
and arrogant.
565
00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:55,628
Self-recriminations
won't help her.
566
00:29:55,753 --> 00:29:57,713
Nothing's gonna help her,
she's got polio.
567
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,478
There's no cure,
but there are treatments.
568
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:00,800
No, she's dying.
569
00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:02,718
Yeah, every death's a tragedy.
570
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:04,446
Funny how you weren't
so depressed
571
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,670
when she was just dying because
me and Amber screwed up.
572
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:09,141
And I'm also self-centered,
thanks for clarifying.
573
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,143
Don't forget self-pitying.
574
00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:15,606
Wmmmc. Extremely high doses.
575
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:18,317
It was experimental treatment protocol
in the '50s...
576
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:19,652
And they haven't finished yet?
577
00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:21,612
They lost funding.
578
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:24,501
That's because there's no logical reason
vitamin c would cure polio.
579
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,200
Well, someone thought there was.
580
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,703
Someone thought black people
made excellent farm implements.
581
00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:30,268
I'm not talking
about hurting anyone.
582
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,209
I just want to force-feed her
some orange juice.
583
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:35,835
You wanna throw in
some bacon and eggs as well?
584
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,170
If there's anything
you learned today,
585
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:40,589
it's gotta be that
you can be wrong.
586
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:52,309
John, can you hear me?
587
00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:57,231
We're gonna start you
on an experimental treatment.
588
00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:01,277
Tea?
589
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:05,197
It's a Chinese herb
which has been effective.
590
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:07,158
I'm dying, aren't I?
591
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,037
Probably.
592
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,630
We're gonna attempt
an experimental protocol.
593
00:31:21,756 --> 00:31:24,341
- A new drug?
- An old one. Vitamin c.
594
00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:26,427
Ultra-high doses have been shown
595
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:29,430
to destroy the polio virus
and heal nerve damage.
596
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,432
She could regain use
of her legs?
597
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:33,017
It's unlikely.
598
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,187
But we're gonna try.
599
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,856
Don't give up.
600
00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:56,957
Nausea's not as bad.
601
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,753
Radiation sickness
has a latency period.
602
00:32:02,046 --> 00:32:04,590
You'll get better
before you get worse.
603
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:14,350
Wanna know what
I really did down there?
604
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,187
Only if it's interesting.
605
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,108
The women there,
606
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,319
during carnival, they...
607
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,364
They do this dance.
608
00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:32,034
They call it the devil dance.
609
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:35,913
Not interesting.
610
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:41,335
I spent the whole
40 days with this
611
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,756
attache to
the minister of defense.
612
00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:52,054
The most buttoned-down woman
you'd ever meet,
613
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,935
except when she did this dance.
614
00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:04,650
She agreed to tell me stuff.
615
00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:16,412
Okay, you got
half a good story there.
616
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:19,415
Karma.
617
00:33:22,293 --> 00:33:26,380
Best way to rid yourself
of that guilt is to confess your sins.
618
00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:32,469
This pain, it's right.
It's comforting.
619
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:37,391
It makes me think that somehow
it all makes sense.
620
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:40,686
What do you mean 40 days?
621
00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:43,480
When they found out
622
00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:47,985
what she'd told me...
623
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,363
Carnival in Bolivia's
only eight days.
624
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:58,996
You have any idea
what a Chestnut looks like?
625
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,586
You idiot!
626
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,379
Who are you calling an idiot?
627
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:12,343
Whoever knew that John was stationed
in Brazil, not Bolivia.
628
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,428
Brazil?
629
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,513
Well, then, I guess
I'm talking to you, idiot.
630
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,808
It's the same region.
It's the same parasites, same diseases.
631
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:22,061
But not the same language.
632
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:23,729
In Bolivia, chestnuts
are chestnuts.
633
00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:26,232
Brazil, on the other hand,
has castanhas-do-para
634
00:34:26,357 --> 00:34:28,567
literally, chestnuts from para,
635
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:32,321
because it would be stupid for people
from Brazil to call them Brazil nuts.
636
00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:35,157
So, he ate Brazil nuts.
Big deal.
637
00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:37,618
No, he ate a lot of Brazil nuts,
which is a big deal,
638
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,078
because they contain selenium,
639
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:42,790
which in high doses causes fatigue,
vomiting, skin irritation,
640
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:45,793
discharge from the fingernail beds
and hair loss.
641
00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:47,962
Any of that sounding familiar?
642
00:34:50,339 --> 00:34:51,632
Can you treat it?
643
00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:55,302
We already started.
644
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,805
Treatment's chelation, the same as
for radiation sickness.
645
00:34:57,972 --> 00:35:00,432
The only difference is
it works a lot better on nut poisoning.
646
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:03,060
So, what's the problem?
647
00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,604
You're an idiot.
648
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,120
Why is she shivering?
649
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,580
Low serum calcium is a side effect
of the treatment.
650
00:35:23,706 --> 00:35:25,499
I can give her
a calcium supplement.
651
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,042
My arm hurts.
652
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:30,379
The infusion rate has to remain high
for the treatment to work.
653
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:31,672
Is it working?
654
00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:34,341
You feel that?
655
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:36,927
Yeah, it hurts.
656
00:35:38,554 --> 00:35:41,390
It's working! This is fantastic.
657
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:52,276
There's a lot you could learn
at my fellowship.
658
00:35:52,401 --> 00:35:55,237
If you knew the procedures
I could teach you...
659
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:56,864
Of course, we'd need
a nurse to prep.
660
00:35:56,989 --> 00:36:00,576
I know how to
kill a man with my thumb.
661
00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:03,495
Actually, I was just trying to make
another euphemism for sex.
662
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,913
So was I.
663
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:08,125
Oh, god. How can you
flirt with this idiot?
664
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:11,795
He lied to us again and again.
He broke laws, ethical codes...
665
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,255
I was right.
666
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,425
That doesn't mean everything.
667
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,010
It means a lot.
668
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:24,892
Dr. Curtis, Dr. House.
I appreciate your help.
669
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:41,241
- Hey.
- Hey.
670
00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:57,341
When you were dying,
671
00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:59,343
you tried to infect me,
672
00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:01,595
because you knew
I'd fight for you
673
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,097
if I thought I was dying, too.
674
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:06,429
Are you bringing this up now so I'll
forgive you for messing with my patient?
675
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:09,186
I'm happy I changed jobs.
676
00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:13,941
But I know I'll never
have that sort of
677
00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:16,068
excitement.
678
00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:17,553
You miss people
trying to kill you?
679
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:23,575
I miss people doing whatever it takes
to get the job done.
680
00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:31,959
I guess that's why
I'm having trouble giving it up.
681
00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:36,964
I shouldn't have helped them
mess with your patient.
682
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:41,468
They had to screw with me.
I've gotten everything wrong.
683
00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:45,389
I don't believe it.
684
00:37:45,514 --> 00:37:48,183
You're not gonna
get everything right.
685
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,980
But you're never gonna
get everything wrong.
686
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,378
Morning!
687
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:19,089
Where have you been
the last two days?
688
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:21,258
- Overslept.
- We saved speed racer.
689
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:24,303
She had polio.
We cured it with vitamin c.
690
00:38:25,387 --> 00:38:29,224
Yeah. I cured depression
with tonic water once.
691
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,229
Actually, I think
there was some gin in it, too.
692
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:33,729
A hundred and fifty grams
over six hours.
693
00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:34,854
It worked.
694
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,773
Foreman: No, it didn't.
695
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:41,111
I told you,
you can't cure polio.
696
00:38:41,445 --> 00:38:44,281
It means either
she's not cured or she never had it.
697
00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:48,827
Since she's walking out of here,
I tested her blood from admittance.
698
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,287
No polio.
699
00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:52,247
Means Brennan
screwed up the lab tests.
700
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,790
Or you screwed up
your lab tests.
701
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,417
You must have. She got better.
702
00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:58,712
So, it's relapsing
and remitting. Maybe porphyria.
703
00:38:59,755 --> 00:39:01,840
Well, that's a stretch.
704
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,218
If she had porphyria,
you'd have seen purple urine.
705
00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:07,262
You think it's more
likely he cured polio?
706
00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:10,265
Well, they believe it.
707
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:13,060
Her symptoms fit perfectly.
708
00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:16,313
Any alternative is
unbelievably convoluted.
709
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:19,358
Some doctor would have to poison her
with thallium so it looks like polio,
710
00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:21,401
then fake a lab test,
then give her vitamin c
711
00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:25,113
and stop the poison
so she magically gets better.
712
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,659
Actually, it is kind
of doable, right?
713
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,498
So, what do you think?
714
00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:38,252
Shall we test her for thallium before
you contact Stockholm?
715
00:39:39,253 --> 00:39:40,796
You poisoned her?
716
00:39:41,255 --> 00:39:42,798
House: The really shocking thing
717
00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:44,763
is that foreman was right
about the heatstroke.
718
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,803
Vitamin c cures polio.
I've seen it.
719
00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:51,056
Yeah. In some bush clinic.
720
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,475
You needed polio
in a place with a proper lab.
721
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,688
The only problem is that places
with proper labs don't have polio.
722
00:39:58,689 --> 00:40:05,362
There is no money in finding cures for
diseases that only kill poor people.
723
00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:08,865
This will make them do research.
724
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,453
What do you care
if I faked a lab test,
725
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,330
if it saves
a few thousand lives?
726
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,499
I did what I had to do.
727
00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,210
Isn't that what
you hired us for?
728
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:27,759
Which is why
I'm not gonna fire you.
729
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,554
You're gonna quit.
730
00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:33,890
Go on, get out of here.
731
00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:43,275
So, you're just gonna
let him go?
732
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,568
Absolutely.
733
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:48,572
And I'm gonna let him get as far away
as possible before you call the cops.
734
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:51,116
Guy's a nut job.
735
00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:54,286
Who the hell
did I leave in charge?
736
00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:55,537
Foreman.
737
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:59,207
There was a reason for that.
Next time, listen to him.
738
00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:13,221
Where have you been?
And don't say the CIA.
739
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,098
Okay.
740
00:41:15,349 --> 00:41:17,059
By the way,
one of my employees...
741
00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:19,037
Either you're gonna have to
get someone from the CIA
742
00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:20,395
to call and confirm your story,
743
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,608
or you're doing eight clinic hours
and Wilson is doing 16.
744
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:31,573
I was in the Hamptons.
745
00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:36,912
I was helping some rich hedge fund jerk
treat his son's sniffles.
746
00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:39,331
Fascinating as that sounds.
747
00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:45,837
For your honesty,
I will forgive your hours.
748
00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:48,465
Thank you.
749
00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:57,140
The only thing less likely
than you helping the CIA
750
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,810
is you helping some rich guy
in long island.
751
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:02,437
You're doing your hours
and Wilson's.
752
00:42:02,604 --> 00:42:04,564
I know how to
kill a man with my thumb.
753
00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,233
Who doesn't?
754
00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:27,838
I'm gonna take
you up on your offer.
755
00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:29,338
Yeah?
756
00:42:32,384 --> 00:42:36,096
Well, I live a couple
of miles from here.
757
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,349
That's not the offer I meant.
758
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:43,228
I gave notice today.
759
00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:46,273
You said you were happy
at the company.
760
00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:47,649
I lied.
761
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:50,360
Doubt you'll hold it against me.
762
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,994
I'll see you at 9:00 on Monday.
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