Original subtitles

What do you think of the word "Gandu"?

When I think of the word reminds me of something like a word Oriya.

How do you think that has been used?

What do you think it means? Do you know anything about this?

I think it means something like you are very stupid.

When I say that you are a Gandhinagar.

In my opinion we can call it ... Son of a bitch.

Someone who does not know anything about anything.

Which usually annoys people ... Failed.

One that does not have penis. He is the true Gandhinagar.

STUPID SON OF A BITCH FAILED

The word is often used by Bengalis?

- I use it enough, no? - Frequently.

- Okay. - This is the meaning of the word, Gandhinagar.

It means it's an idiot.

MORON

Basically in my view, it means that it is an idiot.

Even my girlfriend calls me Gandhinagar.

I hide in a dark corner of your room

You feel love and I feel like me vomit

Your sins burn you All night

If someone runs off with your chastity

If not, then why you bastards suffer much

Schools, buses, everything I've seen a lot

I sit in the darkness of your room

When that will drop the mask of your face

Asshole

Asshole

Asshole

I like caste, creed like, beg for my Rice

Clean teeth with borrowed meat

In the darkness of your room I can see clearly

A feast upon your naked body

Every day of the week you consume

Fancy urinate when You smell fear

The bed and the pillow of your mother

Nothing is your All purchased services

PAID EVERY MONTH AND NOTHING YOU BELONG

Asshole

PRIZE 40,000 RUPEES

Sim?

- Mr. Sarkar? - Yes say.

The last!

Yes, yesterday, right?

I've been to his house, they said they went to the market.

No, you will sand it, you'll see.

No, it did not work.

Will worm.

No, Mr. Sarkar you told me this was going to work.

Vendor-oh.

Yes, I left West Bengal for you.

The number did not appear.

My mother will not let me have to return it .

It takes one today, there is good!

No, today will not take here. I know it will not work.

Pay-you ten dollars every day.

It's all taking shape, you will return at once.

- What should I buy today, you tell me? - takes the Bhutan takes advance.

What is the price? Tell me.

A game, ten dollars.

I'm giving you a good number.

Handle, with the blessing of the Goddess.

Mother Goddess, please be careful.

The Radha goes away

The Radha goes up even though

Do not go, do not go away

I feel alone I feel very alone

The flute touches my heart

A flute

A Radha afasta-off

My Radha Rani goes with her face turned

The flute of Krishna continues to play

The Radha continues O beloved Radha Rani continues

With the face turned

Jai Radha Govinda

They prick.

Here it is, Buster egg head.

Egg. Shit! You dropped your tea?

Potla, give us two cups.

You see, he's upset.

How stupid is in your community?

You are an asshole.

Your father Ramakrishna is an asshole.

AND? Who else?

Hell, all his lineage is stupid!

This asshole is also deaf.

They prick!

Asshole!

Make me feel a worm

You can call me jerk

Ambition hopeless My future is black

You look angry And I hungry

I am invisible in the dark corner of thy room

They tell me that your life is worth more than my

But one day I will haunt you like a ghost

You will be a balloon and I a pin

Asshole

Asshole

What do I say?

He ignores me. Do not you hear me. What say you?

Also I feel like dying.

Not so think.

Wait.

What are you doing?

O homeland?

What's up?

I lost everything!

All!

Also you want to burn my heart?

- Yes, tell me? - Sarkar. I did not see the draw yesterday.

Have not you checked, right?

No chance!

Shit! Sarkar, why me this the West Bengal?

It takes something else. It takes Bhutan. Today there is a good draw.

Ten dollars per game.

Why is this not the result of time?

I did not do anything wrong.

Love makes everything possible.

Stay away a bit, let me see what you're wearing.

Engordaste? Right?

Because you're eating fora, dear?

Because eat out so often?

You can not cook?

When you arrive, I do everything.

O homeland?

You have more cigarettes?

Have filled all this smoke! Do not you dare to light one now.

Okay, you can.

Wait.

They are all looking.

Can you see me?

Did you take photos? Displays them.

My mind wonders

How

The days are spent

Counting day after day

what illusions

Delight me

does all

The expendable tasks

Time passes

With the tone of the songs

Interconnected

Love love love Shame shame

And the blame game begins

Love for rent for big money

During're buggered drilled Future

The present absent Madness all day

Words vulgar and dirty streets

This is my life My songs are burned

My heart is a crematorium

My words are broken and decomposed

I seriously think it's a joke?

My mind wants to lose

You lose-it

Got that? Moron!

They will expel me out of here soon.

I've done so many shenanigans here.

Much...

Stop joking. Do not you miss me?

Noticed that something has changed?

What is that noise?

Telephone?

IT'S? Whose call?

Where are you looking? Message from whom?

Tell me the truth.

Wait...

No, I can not turn here.

It's okay like that?

You think you got fat?

Why are you messing so much?

I'll give you a beating.

I sit here long.

The talk endlessly ...

We can talk on the phone forever ...

Give me a kiss.

Please.

They Gandu!

Hear.

O homeland?

Were doing a sound the other day. Do it again, please.

- Please ... - Beat-boxing?

Want to hear it?

Cursed Ricksha!

Do not you see you walk by?

You fucking son of a bitch, that hurts ...

Bamboo Lane.

Come on!

The horn continues to speak

The horn continues to speak

Here comes

The king of the road

Street neighborhoods

With ordinary people

Street neighborhoods

With ordinary people

With their lives packed in boxes

A arfar

They have to go somewhere

Continue to shout louder

Ricksha

Ricksha

Rickshawala play your game

At dawn and dusk

Continues to mount

No time for tears

Loaded weight of society

Your body taut, as a painting

Your hands, feet, spine movement

Rhythm of the streets

Rhythm

Rhythm

From street

Rhythm

Street Rhythm

Ricksha

Ricksha

Ricksha

Ricksha!

I want a potato.

That shit fucking place.

Same shit everywhere now.

Who told you to come here, idiot?

You'd better at home.

Tries to live where I once lived.

For an elegant house of Dasbabu ...

Once I stay at my place and I in yours.

Yes, of course, will not.

Come on then ...

The idiot Dasbadu let me stay there?

So where shall I go?

Shit!

Contribuíste with anything?

For the sake of this house?

Do not you feel ashamed for staying here?

Are not you angry?

I feel angry!

Say something...

How do I'm going away with no money?

That money? What?

How I'm going away with?

How you're going away with?

You are not to go out right now?

- This house, these luxuries? - Who is paying for all this?

- Whose money? - From who? Tell me?

Tell me. Who is paying for this?

- Whose money? - From who? Tell me?

- You tell me. - I tell you.

I know everything. Tell me what you know?

- You're talking too much. - You tell me who's to pay?

Tell me at once!

The Dasbadu, I know.

Not worth it!

The Dasbadu?

Why do not you studied?

The Dasbadu?

Hold up!

Do not you dare say anything of Dasbadu!

I gave you a lot of money!

I did everything for you.

I'm not going to give more.

Do what you want.

I will die.

What do you want to do?

Want to die?

I'll kill you.

I'll kill you.

fucking life. It sucks!

Shit site where we are. Nothing ever happens.

I can not do anything.

What the fuck! The idiot to fart is always in my face ...

Because you peidas?

Because of the acidity, motherfucker!

I suffer from acidity!

Go shit, motherfucker!

Fights! My life is a fart!

Yeah, look at ease.

Your life is another fart!

- Why my life? - What?

I drive my ricksha and hard earned money.

That's nice!

You are safar-te?

Chose the Dasbadu pocket. It is!

AND? What's wrong with what I did? What should be done?

Tell me! Go and stay there!

- Where are you looking? - Answer me, motherfucker.

What the hell! It's like a nightclub, my ...

Discotheque! It's a fucking prison!

That club?

It's the damn house to someone else.

Go and stay there, motherfucker!

I really like your house.

I've been in your house once.

Did you like? It's all right?

It's all right?

The cagadeira is cool. Really enjoyed.

To enjoy my life again!

Peidares you, walk around ... Enjoy with my life!

No. I'm serious.

You always enjoy and farting. That's all I know to do!

I was being honest, my!

Shit honesty!

You've been sitting here.

I'm talking about my life and you do not hear anything.

I have a fucking life.

I look at you as a friend and I want you to listen.

You can not help me. You can not do anything.

He lights a cigarette, idiot!

You can not even light a cigarette, idiot?

Does not work! Shit!

Give me that.

- Can you ? - Yes.

- Bastard! You can. - Do you have a fucking lighter!

It's a curse. Nothing will happen.

It's all fucked up!

It's all fucked up!

I can not help it . They are sanding my life.

What the fuck are you talking about?

- You think you are bullshit? - Yes, they are!

They are not! I'm talking to you from my work!

Because my words are always bullshit?

What the hell.

What the hell are you talking about?

Motherfuckers grind my brain ...

Moron!

You are always talking that shit!

Rap merda!

That rap radius is this?

Always rap!

- Tell me, motherfucker. What is rap? - Want to know what is rap?

What is? Tell me, fool!

The rap is just words!

Do you have something to say. Rap is the only way to tell them.

But no one is listening.

Dumb shit.

- So they call you Idiot! - Then I'll be the DJ Idiot.

What is a DJ Idiot? You're gonna be an idiot super!

I will always be to improvise.

This is rap!

- It is what it is? - It's improvisation.

There is the River Ganga! Go and fuck! Then there will be a wet idiot!

Wet idiot!

Even when you speak is rap!

This is rap! You can not ignore.

You're talking about. This is rap. This is rap. Nothing more.

Want to see even rap?

Exactly, it's rap!

Come with me then!

I'll show you.

What the hell? What you want to show me?

Anda fish!

Walk with me. Do not worry.

O homeland?

What the hell is rap?

Every evening Horihor think in your bed

How Bollywood actress will sleep

That the vagina will lick that breast grope

He thinks and masturbates he masturbates up and think

What do you think of rap?

It's fast music!

- I do not like rap because ... - You like? Do not like?

It's so fast that I can not understand.

- What is rap? - Rap music?

Some...

Rap for me is ...

What do you think of rap music?

Rap music? Sometimes it's nice when I feel like dancing.

Can you hear me?

O homeland?

O homeland?

Take a slap if you do not tell me.

What do you want to say?

Do not be obscene. I'm warning you ...

I beat you!

Are all about!

Heavens!

What is written on your shirt? Recedes a bit.

No, I do not want to see anything! Do not embarrass me!

My dear, my beloved ...

Now you will get a slap.

Kids are watching!

- Get ready to fight. - Okay, let's go.

- Get ready to fight. - Loaded and ready.

O homeland?

What the hell is that?

It is a nunchaku.

You got it.

Bruce Lee?

Hey, my ...

- Yes? - Do you have CDs?

Only things in China.

All people use nunchaku na China.

These are not viruses, man!

This is a dragon "The Dragon Attack".

Even the girls use nunchaku .

Disappears!

Tens isto? Bruce Lee?

LOUVEM O LEE!

Om Lee!

Where?

Basnb!

How much?

Seven and a half rupees.

Om Lee!

EGG PASTA!

You do not have red sauce?

Yes. Come with food.

And some eggs.

Sister, how long it takes?

It's almost ready.

I want two forks ...

Sister...

Hey! Gandu is or you!

It is Gandu the rapper.

Present the Gandu!

Who?

It's Gandu that I speak.

It's him.

Gandu?

- Are you here for the concert. - I know!

We did not tell anyone.

I love his music!

I love it!

It is music, me?

He is a man of few words.

You'll love it. I'll give you his CD.

I am so happy. Finally I know Gandhinagar.

- Gandu. - He's the one.

This city can not breathe So smoke

Can I sell your very cheap secrets

And your smile will fill the TV

Drink a drink, relax, Let the love begin

Smoke

The world is a smoking ball

Smoke

And I hold your balls

As insurance thy ...

Smoke

Pornography?

It is propaganda.

good advertising that we can appreciate.

It is very difficult, especially for us men ...

What pornography means to you?

Pornography is like sex between women in a camcorder.

- Whatever you say. - Sexual fantasies.

I ... all the guys go through this phase.

Pornography.

- Pornography? - Yes.

- Men see pornography. - I am Indian.

We see with sexuality, boss.

We see a human penis.

It's nothing too much.

It is very normal and natural.

I'm going...

Yes. Opening!

Ricksha tell me ... Where am I going?

No one will remember me ... Where am I going?

I do not know what I was thinking ...

How to live? Where I go? What do I do?

Please, let's go somewhere ...

Please Ricksha, take me away from here ...

I can not stand this anymore.

I feel bad ... Do not you see? Please, let's go!

They Gandu.

Want to go?

No!

Gandu.

Ei, Ricksha!

I will die if I shoot here?

Have you lost your head, bitch!

Ei, Ricksha!

I will die if I shoot here?

Totally fucked. Fuck your head.

Ei, Ricksha!

I will die if I shoot here?

Someone has to fuck your head!

Ei, Ricksha!

Lost your mind?

The Lord Shiva is the God of all drugs.

No, it is not. He is the God of the herb.

What are you saying, man?

Lixaram you all head, man!

You think it's only grass? He used to have Shidhhi.

He had two assistants! Nandi and Bhringi!

A rolled grass. And the other was the Shidhhi.

Wise, you idiot?

You do not know anything about anything, motherfucker!

- My brain will be fried? - Yes!

- Why should I be confused? - Anyone have to fuck you ...

- You're gonna fuck my brain? - Why are middle fucked ...

- What are you talking about? - There are more than half idiot!

Ei, Ricksha.

I will die if I shoot here?

Sim.

Or is this way or that way.

Did you know that Shiva took Datura? Datura is like the grandfather of the drug!

Have you heard of Datura tree? Have you seen the sheet of Datura?

The Datura is like a seed.

If you have the seeds of this fruit, your tomatoes go up to the head.

You're not even an idiot perfect ...

You're fucking half.

I'll give you Datura today. You wait and you'll see.

I assure you total madness.

If you have the seeds of this fruit, your tomatoes go up to the head.

"Waste of my mind is swept

by volunteer white wind

Here, eternity sleeps in fine herb

A huge horizon hides

a secret sacred space.

Here, fakirs Sufi chant to the motion of the moon

A lone tree

He made a forest.

Maybe you have known the man.

The saint who could show you

what a perfect human being can be.

It rests beneath this lone tree

Here, there may not be such an instrument.

In the middle of the night

that did not feel my rhythm in its branches.

Light a match in the shadows of my mind

I find myself sometimes here.

Here love welcomes the love every morning.

Here, love can find love. "

It's you ...

Sit here, please.

Sit down, please. Would you drink tea?

Accepted.

Drink tea.

What is your name?

Ricksha.

O homeland?

Ricksha.

Ricksha?

Where do you live?

Em Howrah.

Howrah?

Near the station.

And you?

No!

They call me Gandu.

Gandu?

So? What's your plan now?

I assume you want to go home.

Do you have money? I do not think that you have.

So? You do not have money!

Sim.

A friend of mine

You are about to come.

He goes to Calcutta.

Kaushik.

You are making a movie called Gandu!

What is he doing?

You are making a movie.

Cinema, you know.

Come here in his car.

Not! What was the name?

What is the name of the movie?

Gandu.

Gandu?

Gandu.

You can go back with him.

What the hell is going on, man?

Kaushik.

Who the hell is he?

Did not you hear? He is director.

Are you saying this as if you knew.

Of course I know him.

How the hell did you know him?

I know the bastard. He is director.

And smoke a lot of weed.

As suddenly you know this guy?

I know and ready.

Listen to me, he is making a film about you.

Gandu.

What to do with me? You are making a film at random.

It's a movie about you. It is the word of Ricksha!

Shit!

What is this shit comrade?

There he is!

Look, motherfucker!

He is here!

See yourself.

Cham-se Kaushik.

He always wears dark glasses.

You want to meet him?

Do not you see that it is in the photograph?

AN OVERDOSE CHARRO

See only this, Gandhinagar. Rs 50,000.

I concealed myself in the darkness of your room

I feel love I feel vomit

Petrified lost youth

Some bastard's stick with it

Look yourself. See. Did it finally.

I have seen many pigs around

Too many motherfuckers

I sit and think in the dark corner of thy room

When will drop the mask of thy face?

Gandu

I did not tell you, Gandu? You're going to the big bill!

What are you doing?

See if you're okay.

Now! Now what?

What are you doing, Sarkar?

O homeland?

Tell it again!

Fifty thousand rupees. Bhutan!

- What? - Yes.

- Bhutan? - Sim.

Fifty thousand rupees?

- Tell it again! How much? - You won.

Fifty thousand rupees?

- Won? - Yes.

Tell it again!

Again?

Bhutan?

I told you.

Give me a chewing gum!

Fifty thousand jackpot!

With a black heart told many tales

I read so many dark fairy tales

There are so many people at your feet

Do what you like

Have you seen 50,000 rupees in your life?

I will tell you something very honestly.

You always arming and Rapp about sex.

But never fucked!

First looks for a pretty girl to fuck.

All this talk about breasts, tails, rats, and your sweet dick.

I speak it so much because I have seen a lot.

Of course it has.

Naked, live, flesh rata? Have you seen it?

Fresh, her soft little bitch.

Butter. Creamy.

Suave.

Do not be depilas?

Shave!

Waxing clean!

Fuck her well.

Very well!

Very well.

With all my frustration!

First looking for a good girl to fuck.

Motherfucker, never fucked.

First looking for a good girl to fuck.

Red lips

And dark eyes

And the skin

type cream

She screams

She pulls my hair

she electrifies

My veins

Night after night

clawed hand

Mouth watering

The teeth bite

The work out together

We sat down and we

The holding the wall

The ruin the carpet

Sweet and skin

Lambe completely

One and another time

Not your colo

In your dark hole

I have to go one way

To be immortal

Everyone wants

They can

Day and night

Eating, fucking, eating

then walk

It is common

Download for free

While your tomatoes sweat like hell

The end has come

We heard you say out there

An adult film will be done

Run to the bathroom

Blue sky blue

blue water bubbles

Blue everyday

They will make you a seagull

The mirror will speak

The truth

Whether you're translucent

or dead

What the body means

It is the body needs

And the body knows

What a movie for adults is

Demo!

Demo!

Demo

Demo!

Om Lee!

Hey, Ricksha. You know what happened?

Moron? Any idea what happened to me?

Hear me. Hey, Ricksha?

You know what's a demo?

Ei, Riksha, sabes?

The Gandu is a star. The Gandu is a super star!

Know why?

Motherfucker, I make a demo with five songs.

The TIA will hear them. The ADF also.

You're gonna hear me or not?

Bitch, you have no idea.

His Chinese egg bloodied, you know what will happen?

The Gandu will have a treadmill receiving red in the streets of New York.

The ADF and TIA will cry aloud, "We love Gandu!"

"G Gandu! We want the G!"

You know why, idiot?

Because I will do a demo of five songs.

You'll love. I go. The whole world will.

No matter how much do shit. Even you'll like, fuck!

Notes, just watch! The whole world will love the Gandu.

Today, we face a major disaster.

Do not spare the people who are doing this damage.

The Dasbabu says ...

Friends, do not say that should do justice ...

You know...

... by his own hand. But we must protest.

It has a job for you.

Our country is a hostage.

He arranged everything.

We can not see this blood bath without reacting.

Why do not you try?

We will enter the parliament, the Assembly, on the street ...

Frito more?

At every intersection. We will walk with ordinary people

and fight with the proletariat.

What do they think?

Talk to him?

Who do you think is the enemy? We know them, dear friends.

We are on the threshold of a major disaster.

Do not spare the people that is starting this damage.

Friends, do not say to do justice

their own hands. But we must protest.

Our country is a hostage. We can not see this bloodbath

unreacted.

My life is over.

My life is ruined.

I can not take it anymore.

All because of you ...

Answer to me.

All because of you ...

Do not fret. I do not like it.

I do not care.

There is some responsibility ...

that it should take.

Ahead of all.

At this point, I need someone beside me.

Hello, Lily.

Hi how are you?

I do not think you heard the news. I told everybody.

I have much to say but we need to be face to face.

Internet cafe.

I ... my friends are with me.

There was a change in the game.

What are you going to do?

Is there anything else you can do?

That's your job.

I can not take it anymore.

This is just the beginning.

It's a different scene ...

A very different scene.

No, it's not just a mere suspicion.

Not you heard?

There are so many places to go. I'm going to Japan tomorrow ...

I'm going home. I can not take it anymore.

So why not you?

Everything is more or less ready.

What to do? I have to stay here.

Forgets.

There is no time.

Were you crazy?

I'm going away.

Come on, come on!

Many shows on big stages.

Definitely. Come on. Do not waste your time.

Of course! We have to leave Calcutta ...

How much?

Twenty rupees.

He looks so alone hold in pila

Why do not you let him masturbate alone?

I bet you also feel like sometimes ...

A quick masturbation is common

Now let's see what he's doing Horihor

With breasts, tails, rats and sex at the top of the thoughts

The chain of endless fantasies

Listen, Horihor

toss well

Bill's extensive land holdings further Dura, Horihor

Fucked by morality Pursued by desire

Everyone goes to masturbate

Grab it well and hit it well

Beat beat beat beat

ASIAN DUB FOUNDATION

I knew it.

This is the most incredible shit I've ever heard in my life.

It is the opening perfect for you, guys.

WHO SPEND WILL BE PUNISHED

It is unbelievable.

I'm trying to get their music.

Trying to arrange a demo or something.

Here it is. G.

And now.

Who is calling us?

Gandu.

Gandu.

It's you or Gandu?

Ando looking for you since morning, Gandhinagar.

There's the band, ADF.

Asian Dub Foundation!

Have to Open for ADF.

Do you have a demo CD?

Do you have a demo CD?

Do you have a demo CD?

Ei, Ricksha?

I die to jump from here?

Your head is all Marada ...

Ei, Ricksha?

I die to jump from here?

Every Marada. Your head is seriously fucked.

Bastard!

Ei, Ricksha?

I die to jump from here?

Someone even need ...

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