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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:04,635 (Mary Alice) ELI SCRUGGS 2 00:00:04,635 --> 00:00:08,679 WAS THE HANDIEST OF ALL HANDYMEN. 3 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:11,182 YOU COULD ASK ANY OF HIS CUSTOMERS, 4 00:00:11,182 --> 00:00:13,184 AND THEY WOULD TELL YOU, 5 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:16,587 THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULDN'T FIX. 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:21,392 WHETHER IT WAS A BROKEN VASE... 7 00:00:21,392 --> 00:00:26,057 A LEAKY PIPE... 8 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:28,559 OR A SHAKY BANISTER, 9 00:00:28,559 --> 00:00:32,803 ELI ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO GET THE JOB DONE. 10 00:00:32,803 --> 00:00:34,805 BUT SADLY, 11 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:37,308 THE MAN WHO HAD FIXED SO MANY THINGS 12 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:40,071 FOR THE RESIDENTS OF WISTERIA LANE 13 00:00:40,071 --> 00:00:41,772 WAS NOW ABOUT 14 00:00:41,772 --> 00:00:44,075 TO BREAK THEIR HEARTS. 15 00:00:44,075 --> 00:00:46,347 ELI SCRUGGS, GET DOWN FROM THERE! 16 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:48,379 MRS. McCLUSKEY. 17 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:50,781 JUST FOUND THIS NOTE IN MY MAILBOX. 18 00:00:50,781 --> 00:00:52,783 SAYS YOU'RE RETIRING? WHAT THE HELL? 19 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:55,126 YES, MA'AM. IT'S TRUE. 20 00:00:55,126 --> 00:00:57,728 NOW WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT? 21 00:00:57,728 --> 00:00:59,730 MY DOC SAYS I GOT A BUM TICKER, 22 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:02,263 HAVE TO TAKE IT EASY FROM NOW ON. 23 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:04,465 WELL, ONCE I'M DONE FIXING MRS. MAYER'S SHINGLE, 24 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:07,468 I'M ON A PLANE TO WAIKIKI. WELL, THIS IS VERY ANNOYING. 25 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:10,741 WHO'S GONNA FIX MY WATER HEATER WHEN IT BREAKS? 26 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:13,704 OH, I MET THIS YOUNG GUY NAMED TOBY. 27 00:01:13,704 --> 00:01:16,707 VERY BRIGHT, JUST TURNED 30. HE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 28 00:01:16,707 --> 00:01:18,209 AH, DAMN IT, ELI! 29 00:01:18,209 --> 00:01:20,711 I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH STRANGERS IN MY HOUSE. 30 00:01:20,711 --> 00:01:24,615 TOOK ME TEN YEARS TO TRUST YOU. (laughs) I KNOW. 31 00:01:24,615 --> 00:01:28,119 MOST OF THOSE GUYS LEAVE TOOLS AND NAILS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 32 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:30,121 YOU NEVER LEAVE A MESS. 33 00:01:30,121 --> 00:01:31,692 THANK YOU, MA'AM. 34 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,864 HAVE YOU TOLD EVERYONE ELSE YOU'RE LEAVING? 35 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:37,198 I LEFT COPIES OF THAT SAME NOTE IN EVERYBODY'S MAILBOX. 36 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,869 WELL, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 37 00:01:38,869 --> 00:01:41,702 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, PEOPLE WILL WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE, 38 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,575 AND... YOU KNOW, MAYBE THROW YOU A PARTY OR SOMETHIN'. 39 00:01:44,575 --> 00:01:47,538 OH, NO. I PREFER TO GO QUIETLY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 40 00:01:47,538 --> 00:01:49,540 I DON'T WANT A BIG FUSS. 41 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:53,184 WELL, I'LL MISS YOU, ELI. 42 00:01:53,184 --> 00:01:55,686 THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ONE LIKE YOU. 43 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,892 WITH THAT, ELI SCRUGGS CLIMBED HIS LADDER 44 00:02:01,892 --> 00:02:04,825 FOR THE VERY LAST TIME. 45 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:08,859 AND ONCE HE HAD FINISHED MAKING HIS LAST REPAIR, 46 00:02:08,859 --> 00:02:13,764 ELI SCRUGGS-- QUIETLY, WITH NO FUSS-- 47 00:02:13,764 --> 00:02:17,408 HAD A HEART ATTACK AND DIED. 48 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,673 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... 49 00:02:22,673 --> 00:02:37,388 WITHOUT LEAVING A MESS. 50 00:02:37,388 --> 00:02:41,161 IT TOOK AN HOUR FOR SOMEONE TO FINALLY NOTICE 51 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,895 THE BODY LAYING ATOP SUSAN MAYER'S ROOF. 52 00:02:47,638 --> 00:02:49,570 AAH! 53 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,242 (brakes screech) 54 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:52,703 (indistinct police radio chatter) 55 00:02:52,703 --> 00:02:54,705 IT WAS LESS THAN TEN MINUTES LATER 56 00:02:54,705 --> 00:02:57,878 THAT THE NEIGHBORS BEGAN ARRIVING, 57 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,211 EACH DETERMINED TO GET A LOOK 58 00:03:00,211 --> 00:03:03,214 AT THE VARIOUS PARAMEDICS AND POLICEMEN 59 00:03:03,214 --> 00:03:05,716 WHO WERE ALL FRANTICALLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 60 00:03:05,716 --> 00:03:09,260 EXACTLY HOW TO BRING THE BODY DOWN. 61 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:17,528 AND IT TOOK TWO DAYS FOR MY FRIENDS TO REALIZE 62 00:03:17,528 --> 00:03:20,901 THIS TRAGEDY HAD AFFECTED THEM... 63 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,504 WE'RE READY! COME ON. 64 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:27,778 MORE THAN THEY WERE WILLING TO ADMIT. 65 00:03:27,778 --> 00:03:29,940 HEY, GABY, DID YOU REMEMBER TO GET CHANGE? 66 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:32,943 'CAUSE WHEN I CASH IN MY CHIPS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY, 67 00:03:32,943 --> 00:03:36,247 "ALL I'VE GOT IS $50s." SPEAKING OF CASHING IN YOUR CHIPS, 68 00:03:36,247 --> 00:03:38,889 ANYONE KNOW WHEN ELI'S FUNERAL IS? OH, I THINK IT'S SATURDAY. 69 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:41,722 I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA SHOW UP. 70 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,756 MRS. McCLUSKEY WAS SAYING HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH FAMILY. POOR ELI. WE SHOULD MAKE SURE HE'S GOT FLOWERS AT HIS FUNERAL. 71 00:03:45,756 --> 00:03:48,259 I'M IN. HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING? 72 00:03:48,259 --> 00:03:50,761 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK, GABY? 73 00:03:50,761 --> 00:03:51,962 GABY? 74 00:04:02,873 --> 00:04:05,476 WOW! JIMMY CHOO! 75 00:04:05,476 --> 00:04:06,617 (squeals) 76 00:04:06,617 --> 00:04:08,619 (whispers) OH, CARLOS! 77 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:10,651 (normal voice) THESE AREN'T EVEN IN THE STATES YET. 78 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,983 (chuckles) WHAT'S THE CATCH? 79 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:15,326 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 80 00:04:15,326 --> 00:04:17,328 YOU NEVER BUY ME A PRESENT 81 00:04:17,328 --> 00:04:19,330 UNLESS I'M MAD OR ABOUT TO BE MAD. 82 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:21,492 AND I DON'T THINK I AM, SO WHY AM I ABOUT TO BE? 83 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:23,964 I HAVE TO GO TO CLEVELAND TOMORROW. CARLOS! 84 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:27,368 THEY'RE BEGGING ME. THE MERGER'S GOING SOUTH. YOU JUST GOT HOME! 85 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,470 WITH SHOES. 86 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:33,344 (scoffs) DON'T LEAVE ME HERE. I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND. 87 00:04:33,344 --> 00:04:35,906 EVERYONE IS SO BORING AND SUBURBAN. 88 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:37,948 (sighs) AND HOW MANY FREAKIN' HONOR STUDENTS 89 00:04:37,948 --> 00:04:39,810 CAN THAT SCHOOL HAVE? 90 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:44,284 CAN WE PLEASE NOT ARGUE IN FRONT OF THE HANDYMAN? HE HAS A NAME. 91 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,587 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 92 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,988 ELI SCRUGGS. 93 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,860 YOU HEAR THAT, CARLOS? 94 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:51,862 YOU'VE BROUGHT ME TO A PLACE 95 00:04:51,862 --> 00:04:54,565 WHERE PEOPLE ARE NAMED "ELI SCRUGGS." 96 00:04:54,565 --> 00:04:56,567 FINE. I'LL GIVE UP MY JOB... 97 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:58,669 AND EVERYTHING THAT COMES WITH IT. 98 00:04:58,669 --> 00:05:00,431 NOT THE JIMMY CHOOS. 99 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:02,433 THEY'RE THE ONLY FRIENDS I'VE GOT. 100 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:03,974 THOUGHT SO. 101 00:05:03,974 --> 00:05:05,836 I'M GOING TO PACK. 102 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,011 YOU KNOW, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS... 103 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,883 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S NOT. 104 00:05:12,883 --> 00:05:15,546 BUT THE LADIES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD 105 00:05:15,546 --> 00:05:18,549 ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE. YEAH. THEY CAME BY, BROUGHT MUFFINS. 106 00:05:18,549 --> 00:05:20,751 ONE OF 'EM WANTS HER BASKET BACK. 107 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:22,793 (laughs) THAT'D BE BREE. 108 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:24,795 ANYHOW, SHE AND THE OTHER LADIES, UH, 109 00:05:24,795 --> 00:05:26,597 PLAY POKER EVERY WEEK. 110 00:05:26,597 --> 00:05:28,599 IF YOU'D LIKE, I COULD TALK TO 'EM, 111 00:05:28,599 --> 00:05:31,602 SEE IF THEY'LL LET YOU HOST A GAME. 112 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:40,371 HI. WE'RE, UM... THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 113 00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:42,373 GABRIELLE INVITED US TO PLAY POKER. 114 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,480 SO... IS SHE IN? 115 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,623 MRS. SOLIS WILL BE RIGHT DOWN. 116 00:05:52,623 --> 00:05:55,386 SHE LIKES TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE. 117 00:05:55,386 --> 00:05:58,128 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, "AN ENTRANCE"? 118 00:05:58,128 --> 00:06:00,961 HELLO THERE. 119 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,965 WELCOME TO MY HOME. (chuckles) 120 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,767 OH. 121 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,569 THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. 122 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,970 SO I SAID, "PUMPKIN"-- 123 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,972 THAT'S WHAT I CALL JON BON JOVI-- 124 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:15,005 I SAID, "PUMPKIN, EVEN IF I COULD STEER A YACHT, 125 00:06:15,005 --> 00:06:18,008 I'M CERTAINLY NOT ABOUT TO DO IT IN 5-INCH HEELS." 126 00:06:18,008 --> 00:06:20,050 (laughs) TRUE STORY. 127 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:22,483 WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY HAD QUITE A GLAMOROUS LIFE. 128 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:25,486 WELL, IT WAS BEFORE MY HUSBAND MOVED ME HERE TO EAST NOWHERE. 129 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,018 (chips clink) SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GIRLS DO IT. 130 00:06:28,018 --> 00:06:30,921 DO WHAT? GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING. 131 00:06:30,921 --> 00:06:32,923 I'VE ONLY LIVED HERE A MONTH, 132 00:06:32,923 --> 00:06:34,925 AND I WANT TO PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD. 133 00:06:34,925 --> 00:06:37,127 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? (laughs) 134 00:06:37,127 --> 00:06:40,130 NO, WE DON'T. THERE ARE NO GOOD NIGHTCLUBS, NO THEATER. 135 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,873 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A GOOD TIME? 136 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:44,605 WELL, WE WATCH THE KIDS PLAY SOCCER. 137 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:47,508 AND THE SCHOOL DRAMA DEPARTMENT PUTS ON SOME REALLY GREAT SHOWS. 138 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,510 AND THEN THERE'S CHURCH, OF COURSE. 139 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:52,513 (laughs) CHURCH. 140 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,046 OH, YOU'RE SERIOUS. 141 00:06:58,048 --> 00:07:01,652 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S QUIET HERE, BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND 142 00:07:01,652 --> 00:07:03,654 THERE'S A REAL CHARM TO FAIRVIEW. 143 00:07:03,654 --> 00:07:06,156 NO, NO, IT'S CUTE. IT'S CUTE. I GET THAT. 144 00:07:06,156 --> 00:07:08,028 IT'S JUST... (chips clink) 145 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,731 I WAS A TOP-TIER FASHION MODEL, 146 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:14,134 AND I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET USED TO THE FACT 147 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:17,007 THAT THE BEST PART OF MY LIFE IS BEHIND ME. 148 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:19,510 GOOD-BYE DOING VODKA SHOTS WITH KATE MOSS, 149 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:21,011 AND HELLO 150 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:23,774 TO SIPPING INTERNATIONAL COFFEE WITH YOU GIRLS. 151 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,720 FULL HOUSE. 152 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:35,826 YES? 153 00:07:35,826 --> 00:07:38,158 HELLO. IS MRS. SOLIS HERE? 154 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,591 OH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 155 00:07:40,591 --> 00:07:43,634 MA'AM, HERE'S THE BILL FOR FIXING YOUR SINK. OKAY. THANK YOU. 156 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:45,135 BY THE WAY... 157 00:07:45,135 --> 00:07:47,568 YOU MADE QUITE AN IMPRESSION AT THE POKER GAME. 158 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:51,071 REALLY? OH, YEAH. THE LADIES CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU. 159 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,073 AW. WELL, I'M SURE IT WAS KIND OF EXCITING 160 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,846 FOR THEM TO HAVE A STAR IN THEIR MIDST. 161 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:57,848 UH, LET ME THINK... DID THEY SAY "STAR"? 162 00:07:57,848 --> 00:08:03,083 I HEARD, UH, "STUCK-UP," "OBNOXIOUS," "BITCH." 163 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,556 (chuckles) 164 00:08:05,556 --> 00:08:06,887 WHAT?! 165 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:10,060 YOU KNOW, I WENT OUT ON A LIMB TO GET YOU INTO THAT GAME, 166 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,693 AND THEN YOU GO IN THERE ACTING LIKE 167 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:16,226 YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEY ARE. OH, MY CLOTHES SAID THAT, NOT ME. 168 00:08:16,226 --> 00:08:20,871 WELL, DID YOU ASK THEM ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR LIVES? WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEIR LIVES? 169 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:22,172 THEIR LIVES ARE BORING. 170 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,875 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA BE REALLY BORING? 171 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:28,178 YOU SITTING HERE ALONE IN THIS BIG HOUSE WITHOUT ANY FRIENDS. 172 00:08:28,178 --> 00:08:31,011 IF I WERE YOU, I'D DROP THE ATTITUDE. 173 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,043 LEARN TO LIKE YOUR NEIGHBORS. 174 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,717 WELL, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. 175 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,719 YOU WANNA ADD THAT TO YOUR BILL? 176 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,121 NO. IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 177 00:08:46,997 --> 00:08:50,961 I BROUGHT MUFFINS. 178 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,005 THAT'S SO NICE. 179 00:08:55,005 --> 00:08:56,867 WE WERE JUST... 180 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:59,770 PLAYING POKER, AND I WASN'T INVITED. 181 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:01,311 I KNOW. I GET IT. 182 00:09:01,311 --> 00:09:04,044 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS 183 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,017 I KNOW I MADE A HORRIBLE FIRST IMPRESSION. 184 00:09:07,017 --> 00:09:09,319 NOW YOU KNOW WHY MODELS DON'T USUALLY TALK. 185 00:09:09,319 --> 00:09:12,022 BECAUSE WE SAY A LOT OF STUPID, PATRONIZING THINGS 186 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:15,786 THAT MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO AVOID US. 187 00:09:15,786 --> 00:09:19,960 WHAT I SHOULD'VE SAID WAS... MY HUSBAND'S NEVER HOME. 188 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,733 I MISS THE CITY. 189 00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:24,564 I MISS MY LIFE. 190 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,039 I'M LONELY ALL THE TIME... 191 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,774 (voice breaks) AND I COULD REALLY USE SOME FRIENDS. 192 00:09:38,048 --> 00:09:40,180 ANYWAY, HERE. 193 00:09:47,017 --> 00:09:49,319 NOW THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE. 194 00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:56,296 (cards shuffle) 195 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,098 GABY? 196 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,130 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 197 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:03,774 WE'RE GETTING A WREATH FOR ELI'S FUNERAL. ARE YOU IN? 198 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:06,106 ACTUALLY, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME PAY FOR IT? 199 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:10,310 IT CAN STILL BE FROM ALL OF US. NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 200 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,082 I SORT OF DO. 201 00:10:12,082 --> 00:10:13,644 (chips clink) 202 00:10:13,644 --> 00:10:15,786 NOW LET'S PLAY SOME POKER. 203 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,226 ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR MY LUCK TO CHANGE. 204 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,228 THIS HAND IS FOR ELI. 205 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,230 HMM. NEXT HAND IS FOR ELI. (chuckles) 206 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:33,133 YOU KNOW, IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GET-TOGETHER 207 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,036 AFTER THE FUNERAL, WE SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT FOOD. 208 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,139 AND BY "WE" AND "FOOD," YOU MEAN BREE, RIGHT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS CLEAR. 209 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,872 I'D BE HAPPY TO. ANY SPECIAL REQUESTS? 210 00:10:41,872 --> 00:10:44,114 HOW ABOUT WE PICK SOMETHING FROM YOUR COOKBOOK? 211 00:10:44,114 --> 00:10:46,146 GREAT. GABY, DO YOU HAVE YOUR COPY? 212 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,849 I'LL GO GET IT. 213 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,829 YOU USE MY COOKBOOK TO BALANCE YOUR TABLE? 214 00:10:58,829 --> 00:11:00,891 OH, IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY. 215 00:11:00,891 --> 00:11:03,193 JUANITA NEEDED HER COLORING BOOK BACK. 216 00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:07,868 OH. (blows) (Gabrielle) ALL RIGHT. 217 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,971 WATCH OUT, LADIES. (speaks indistinctly) 218 00:11:23,053 --> 00:11:25,355 I'M SORRY IF THE FRITTATA IS A BIT DRY. 219 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:28,088 (Tom, mouth full) ARE YOU KIDDING? IT'S GREAT. 220 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,021 YOU SHOULD GIVE LYNETTE THE RECIPE. YES, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT 221 00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:34,024 WOMEN IN THEIR EIGHTH MONTH REALLY CRAVE--MORE STOVE TIME. MINE IS SO ERRATIC. 222 00:11:34,024 --> 00:11:36,396 I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THE REAL TEMPERATURE IS. (chuckles) 223 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,398 OF COURSE, IF A CERTAIN DOCTOR 224 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,101 WOULD LOOSEN THE PURSE STRINGS... WE'RE NOT GETTING A NEW STOVE. 225 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,734 IF YOU WOULD JUST TAKE ON A FEW MORE PATIENTS, 226 00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:46,907 WE COULD AFFORD IT. WELL, IF I'M NOT SUPPORTING YOU ADEQUATELY, MY DEAR, 227 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:50,240 BY ALL MEANS, FEEL FREE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. SUCH AS? 228 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,413 WELL, YOU COULD MAYBE... I DON'T KNOW, GET A JOB? 229 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,147 I HAVE A JOB. I'M A HOMEMAKER. 230 00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:59,820 AND A DAMN GOOD ONE. SO TO MAKE THIS, 231 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:03,794 YOU--YOU JUST S-SAUTé SOME HAM AND SOME ONIONS-- IT'S NOT HAPPENING, TOM. 232 00:12:03,794 --> 00:12:05,155 I JUST SOMETIMES THINK 233 00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:08,158 MAYBE YOU WOULD APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR MORE 234 00:12:08,158 --> 00:12:10,160 IF YOU HAD TO WORK OUTSIDE THE HOME. 235 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:13,103 AND I THINK YOU WOULD APPRECIATE MY VALUE MORE IF, FOR ONCE, 236 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:15,105 YOU HAD TO COOK YOUR OWN FOOD AND WASH YOUR OWN CLOTHES. 237 00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:18,108 LYNETTE MAKES ME SEW MY OWN BUTTONS. I'LL SEW ANYTHING YOU WANT 238 00:12:18,108 --> 00:12:20,110 IF YOU JUST STOP GETTING ME PREGNANT. 239 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,112 I WANT A NEW STOVE, REX, 240 00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:25,275 AND IF I NEED TO GET A JOB TO PAY FOR IT, SO BE IT. 241 00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:27,277 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A STOVE, 242 00:12:27,277 --> 00:12:29,980 WE'VE GOT ONE THAT'S HARDLY EVER BEEN USED. 243 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,953 I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR MY UTERUS. 244 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:39,159 OH, YEAH. I RUINED THE BRUNCH. 245 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,097 HEY, HOW'S IT LOOKING UNDER THERE, ELI? 246 00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:49,499 IS IT GONNA COST ME AN ARM AND A LEG? 247 00:12:49,499 --> 00:12:52,002 NAH. A FEW FINGERS, MAYBE. 248 00:12:53,944 --> 00:12:57,147 HONEY, MY STOMACH'S GROWLING. WHEN'S DINNER? 249 00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:58,448 OH, WE'RE HAVING LEFTOVERS. 250 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:01,081 YOU CAN HEAT THEM UP YOURSELF IF YOU WANT. 251 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,383 SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE LEFTOVERS? 252 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,156 SINCE I STARTED WRITING MY OWN COOKBOOK. 253 00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:08,058 REMEMBER HOW YOU TOLD ME 254 00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:10,060 I SHOULD START MAKING MY OWN MONEY? 255 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,062 WELL, I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH ALL MY OLD RECIPES, 256 00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:14,064 AND I'VE GOT THIS GREAT IDEA 257 00:13:14,064 --> 00:13:17,267 FOR A REAL HOME-STYLE AMERICAN COOKBOOK. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS? 258 00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,099 WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 259 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:23,033 PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS COMPLIMENTING ME ON MY COOKING. YOU'RE GREAT, BUT COME ON. 260 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,035 EVERY BORED HOUSEWIFE WHO PULLS OFF A DECENT LASAGNA 261 00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:27,277 THINKS SHE CAN WRITE A COOKBOOK. 262 00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:29,439 YOU THINK I'M JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER HOUSEWIFE? 263 00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:33,113 NO. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. IT'S JUST THAT... 264 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,946 WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT WRITING? 265 00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:39,289 I'LL LEARN. AND I WANT IT TO BE MORE THAN JUST A COOKBOOK. 266 00:13:39,289 --> 00:13:41,291 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT TRADITIONAL VALUES 267 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,123 AND GIVE HELPFUL HINTS ABOUT HOMEMAKING. 268 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,225 LOOK, LOOK, THIS IS MY FAULT. 269 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,928 YOU KNOW, I-I WAS RIBBING YOU THE OTHER DAY 270 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,230 ABOUT GETTING A JOB, BUT YOU TOOK IT SERIOUSLY. 271 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,233 IF YOU REALLY WANT A NEW STOVE, I'LL GET YOU A STOVE. 272 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,069 NOW CAN YOU STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS 273 00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:02,142 AND MAKE ME SOMETHING TO EAT THAT ISN'T LEFTOVERS? 274 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,244 MRS. VAN DE KAMP? 275 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:37,247 I FIXED YOUR BANISTER. SHOULD BE FINE NOW. 276 00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:42,052 I'LL JUST GO. YOU CAN PAY ME WHENEVER. 277 00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:44,354 I KNOW THIS IS A ROUGH TIME FOR YOU. 278 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:47,287 THANKS, ELI. 279 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,360 BY THE WAY, 280 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,063 THE SERVICE FOR MR. V. WAS REALLY NICE. 281 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,668 YOU WERE THERE? 282 00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:01,231 (chuckles) I SAT IN THE BACK OF THE CHURCH. 283 00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:04,334 I WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO MR. V. 284 00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:07,637 SO, UH... 285 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:12,082 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW? 286 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:15,085 (chuckles) YOU MEAN, WITH MY LIFE? 287 00:15:16,346 --> 00:15:18,488 I DON'T KNOW. 288 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,293 MRS. V... 289 00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:26,456 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GIVE THIS TO YOU FOR A WHILE NOW... 290 00:15:26,456 --> 00:15:28,258 (opens toolbox) BUT I, UH, 291 00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:30,260 COULD NEVER FIND THE RIGHT MOMENT. 292 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:38,368 I KEPT IT FOR YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU MIGHT NEED IT SOMEDAY. 293 00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:44,174 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 294 00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:51,081 OH, I GOTTA TELL YOU. I MADE YOUR CAJUN MEATLOAF. 295 00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:52,222 WHOO! 296 00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:56,226 THAT MAY BE MY FAVORITE MEAL EVER. 297 00:15:56,226 --> 00:15:59,089 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAVED THIS. 298 00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:00,330 AH. 299 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:03,333 (voice breaks) OF COURSE, I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD 300 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,595 TO WRITE A COOKBOOK RIGHT NOW. 301 00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:07,267 WELL... (closes toolbox) 302 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,240 MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WILL BE. 303 00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:20,450 HEY, BREE, I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN MAKE FOR THE WAKE-- 304 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:23,483 THAT FLAKY-BREADED-SHRIMP THING. 305 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,518 THANKS, BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA MAKE. 306 00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:41,331 DAVE, IT WAS A NICE TRIP, BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU, 307 00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:44,434 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE SPENT ALL THAT MONEY GOING TO THE BAHAMAS. 308 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,536 IF WE'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE THE HOTEL ROOM, 309 00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:49,239 THEN WHY NOT JUST COVER OURSELVES IN SUNTAN LOTION 310 00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:50,610 AND HAVE SEX HERE? 311 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,543 YOU JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM MRS. McCLUSKEY. 312 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:55,345 OH? 313 00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:57,617 SHE SAID YOUR HANDYMAN DIED. 314 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,320 ELI? 315 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,691 OH, MY GOD. 316 00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,693 HE WAS WORKING ON SUSAN'S ROOF 317 00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:06,196 AND DROPPED DEAD OF A HEART ATTACK. 318 00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,198 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 319 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:20,210 NO, NO, NO. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THE GYM AGAIN. 320 00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:22,212 YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA HAVE AFTERNOON SEX. 321 00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:25,375 WE'LL DO IT WHEN I GET BACK. YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME, UMBERTO, 322 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,748 AND THEN YOU'RE TOO TIRED. MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE IF YOU WEREN'T SO CLINGY. 323 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,819 CLINGY? 324 00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:32,322 WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN TWO WEEKS. 325 00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:34,524 IT'S LIKE I'M 15 AGAIN. 326 00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:36,186 WHAT'S WRONG WITH US? 327 00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:38,128 NOT US. YOU. 328 00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:40,190 YOUR LIBIDO IS OUT OF CONTROL. 329 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,162 UMBERTO-- 330 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,165 LOOK, YOU'VE GOT A DRAWERFUL OF TOYS. USE 'EM. 331 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,570 (sighs) 332 00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,204 (whines) OH! 333 00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,179 AHEM. 334 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,680 OH! 335 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,353 OH! ELI! I-I FORGOT YOU WERE IN THERE. 336 00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:05,355 YEAH. I'M DONE FIXING YOUR FAUCET. 337 00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,487 ACTUALLY, I WAS DONE TEN MINUTES AGO, 338 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,720 BUT I WAS AFRAID TO COME OUT. (sighs) I'M SORRY YOU HEARD ALL OF THAT. 339 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,722 THE GOOD NEWS IS, WHILE I WAS IN THERE, 340 00:18:12,722 --> 00:18:15,225 I RE-GROUTED YOUR TUB... FREE OF CHARGE. 341 00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,598 WAIT A SECOND. 342 00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:24,374 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY ASS? 343 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:25,775 SORRY? 344 00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:28,608 MY ASS-- ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN. 345 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,241 WELL, I-I-I, UH... 346 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,312 TICKTOCK. 347 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,813 TEN. IT'S A TEN. 348 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,315 (sighs) 349 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,318 AND THE BOOBS? PERKY AND FIRM? 350 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,350 YOU'VE NAMED THEM? 351 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,222 OH, COME ON, ELI. 352 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,524 MY HUSBAND WON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME. 353 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,797 I JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE IT'S NOT... ME. 354 00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:50,230 IT'S NOT YOU. 355 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,731 ARE YOU SURE? 356 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,733 TRUST ME. I USED TO WORK IN CONSTRUCTION. 357 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,306 MY BUDDIES WOULD'VE GONE CRAZY FOR YOU-- 358 00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:58,408 CATCALLS, UH, NASTY GESTURES. 359 00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:00,210 "HEY, YOU, WITH THE SWEATER MEATS! 360 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:02,342 "IF YOU EVER NEED ANY WORK DONE, CALL ME! 361 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,475 'CAUSE I GOT THE PERFECT TOOL FOR THE JOB!" 362 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:08,548 (stammers) Y-YOU GET THE DRIFT. 363 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,381 YEAH. I DO. 364 00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:14,254 THAT WAS INSULTING AND DEMEANING. 365 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,725 OH. 366 00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:18,558 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 367 00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:23,863 (door closes) 368 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,395 (chuckles) 369 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:29,699 MISS BRITT? 370 00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:31,641 THE DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN. 371 00:19:31,641 --> 00:19:35,405 I GOT THE PAINT. YOU WANT TO CHECK THE COLOR? EH. 372 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,948 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 373 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:42,452 (slurring) THINGS ARE GREAT. 374 00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:44,384 YOU WANT SOME WINE? 375 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,615 WE'RE CELEBRATING. 376 00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:47,287 WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 377 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,590 I AM NO LONGER MARRIED TO A GAY GUY. 378 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,922 UMBERTO WAS GAY? 379 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:55,325 SO YOU WASTED YOUR TIME 380 00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:57,327 INSTALLING THAT LIGHT IN THE CLOSET, 381 00:19:57,327 --> 00:20:00,199 BECAUSE... (laughs) HE WENT FLYING OUT OF THERE. 382 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,802 AT LEAST YOU KNOW NOW IT WASN'T YOU. 383 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,674 WASN'T IT? 384 00:20:04,674 --> 00:20:07,277 HE SAID THAT BEING MARRIED TO ME 385 00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:10,710 WAS WHAT CONVINCED HIM THAT HE LIKED MEN. 386 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:15,245 OH. YOU COULD IMAGINE WHAT A BOOST TO THE EGO THAT WAS. 387 00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:16,586 (whimpers) 388 00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:18,448 COME ON. 389 00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:21,451 YOU HAD A GAY GUY SLEEPING WITH YOU FOR TWO YEARS, 390 00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:24,454 AND THOSE GUYS ARE PRETTY HARD TO LAND. (laughs) 391 00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:26,756 (laughs) NO. NO, TRUST ME. 392 00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:28,398 (sniffles) 393 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:29,899 NO NEED TO BE SAD. 394 00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,264 YOU'RE A KNOCKOUT. 395 00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:36,766 (kisses) 396 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:41,641 (sighs) 397 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,314 NO, I-I-I NEED THIS HAND BACK. 398 00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:48,418 IT'S HARD TO BE A HANDYMAN WITHOUT A-A HAND. 399 00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:49,349 MM. 400 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,281 (breathing heavily) 401 00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:54,324 MISS BRITT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 402 00:20:54,324 --> 00:20:57,927 YOU PUT THE MIRROR OVER MY BED. 403 00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:01,831 YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. 404 00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:06,996 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU. 405 00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:08,798 (grunts) (gasps) 406 00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:11,301 OH, I'M SURE YOU'LL BE GENTLE. 407 00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:15,505 (grunts) 408 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,847 ANYWAY, 409 00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:20,380 I GUESS THEY'RE BURYING HIM ON SATURDAY. 410 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,382 OBVIOUSLY, YOU WANT TO GO. 411 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,415 YEAH. 412 00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:27,787 I DO. 413 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,659 (sighs) 414 00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:32,592 OH, LEAVE THAT BLACK DRESS OUT. 415 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,694 I'LL GET IT DRY-CLEANED FOR THE FUNERAL. 416 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,697 A LITTLE SEXY FOR A FUNERAL, ISN'T IT? 417 00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:42,071 OH, I DON'T THINK ELI WOULD MIND. 418 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,345 (glasses clinking) 419 00:21:55,345 --> 00:21:57,086 (Penny) MOM? 420 00:21:57,086 --> 00:22:00,350 THAT'S PENNY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 421 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:02,091 MOM! 422 00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:04,424 HEY, SWEETIE. 423 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,725 WHAT'S UP? (kiss) 424 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,428 YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP ME WITH MY MATH. 425 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,960 WE'RE DIVIDING FRACTIONS. 426 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,904 OH. I WISH YOU'D CAUGHT ME TWO CHARDONNAYS AGO. (chuckles) 427 00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:16,906 MOM, YOU PROMISED. 428 00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:20,770 I KNOW, BUT MOMMY'S STILL PLANNING ELI'S MEMORIAL. 429 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,472 START WITHOUT ME. 430 00:22:22,472 --> 00:22:24,914 I'LL BE THERE IN A LITTLE WHILE. 431 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,789 (retches) 432 00:22:39,789 --> 00:22:43,132 (heaves) 433 00:22:43,132 --> 00:22:45,535 OH, MY GOSH. LYNETTE, ARE YOU OKAY? 434 00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:49,499 THE DOCTOR JUST CALLED. I'M PREGNANT. 435 00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:52,772 THIS IS FANTASTIC! 436 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:53,943 YOU-- 437 00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:55,605 YEAH. WHOOP-DEE-DOO. 438 00:22:55,605 --> 00:22:59,108 HONEY, YOU DON'T SOUND TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS. 439 00:22:59,108 --> 00:23:02,051 I WAS PLANNING TO GO BACK TO WORK. 440 00:23:02,051 --> 00:23:04,884 WHAT? WHAT A-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 441 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,386 I HAD IT IN THE BACK OF MY MIND FOR A WHILE, 442 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,560 AND THEN YESTERDAY, I GOT A PH-- HOLD IT. 443 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,693 (flushes toilet) 444 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,996 SORRY. I WAS HAVING TROUBLE PAYING ATTENTION. 445 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:20,830 JEFFREY CUEVAS IS RETIRING IN SEPTEMBER. 446 00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:24,133 I AM THE PERFECT PERSON TO STEP INTO HIS JOB, 447 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:28,478 AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHEN PARKER STARTS KINDERGARTEN. 448 00:23:28,478 --> 00:23:31,010 THE TIMING IS LIKE A DREAM. 449 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,883 BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR DREAM OF HAVING A-A LITTLE GIRL? 450 00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:35,885 THIS COULD BE OUR CHANCE. 451 00:23:35,885 --> 00:23:38,918 OH, PLEASE. YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A BOY. IT'S ALWAYS A BOY. 452 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,920 IT'S JUST GONNA PEE IN MY FACE 453 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,553 AND HIDE DEAD THINGS IN MY SHOES. 454 00:23:43,553 --> 00:23:45,925 I AM DOING THIS, TOM. 455 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:49,559 I AM GOING AFTER THIS JOB. 456 00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:51,531 (turns on faucet) BUT WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS? 457 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:55,935 (turns off faucet) WELL, I WAS HOPING YOU COULD CUT BACK ON YOUR HOURS AT WORK. 458 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,667 I CAN'T DO THAT. 459 00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,469 I HAVE A CAREER. 460 00:24:01,511 --> 00:24:04,574 YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. 461 00:24:04,574 --> 00:24:06,215 NO, I-I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T. 462 00:24:06,215 --> 00:24:11,521 TOM, I CANNOT JUST STAY AT HOME WIPING NOSES. 463 00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:13,653 I NEED IT FOR MY SANITY, 464 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,455 AND I NEED YOU TO BACK ME UP. 465 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,489 (moans) OH! 466 00:24:19,489 --> 00:24:21,831 (rapid footsteps in distance) (boy) MOM? 467 00:24:21,831 --> 00:24:23,833 (sighs) WELL, THE KIDS ARE UP. 468 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:25,765 THEY'RE GONNA WANT THEIR BREAKFAST. 469 00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:31,971 AND I'M GONNA BACK YOU UP BY, UH, MAKING IT FOR 'EM. 470 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,646 MY HERO. 471 00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:37,707 (retches) 472 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:39,849 JEFF CUEVAS IS FANTASTIC, 473 00:24:39,849 --> 00:24:44,954 BUT I KNOW I COULD TAKE HIS DEPARTMENT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 474 00:24:44,954 --> 00:24:47,186 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 475 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,188 (lowered voice) OH, MY WATER BROKE. 476 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:51,190 TAKE THE OVERNIGHT BAG OUT TO THE CAR. 477 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,192 (normal voice) OH, THREE WEEKS. 478 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:56,195 THAT'S A LITTLE SOON, BUT, UH, SURE, I COULD MAKE THAT WORK. 479 00:24:56,195 --> 00:25:00,870 FOR GOD SAKES, LYNETTE, WE GOTTA GO TO THE HOSPITAL. (lowered voice) IN A MINUTE. I'M TRYING TO LOCK THIS JOB DOWN. 480 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:04,033 (normal voice) WHAT KIND OF PERKS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 481 00:25:04,033 --> 00:25:07,236 (gasps) OKAY, YOU'RE HAVING CONTRACTIONS. THAT'S IT. YOU-- 482 00:25:07,236 --> 00:25:09,178 (lowered voice) I SWEAR, IF YOU TOUCH THIS PHONE, 483 00:25:09,178 --> 00:25:12,181 I WILL HAVE THIS BABY RIGHT HERE AND THEN BEAT YOU WITH IT! 484 00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:15,615 YOU'RE INSANE. WE HAVE TO GO. 485 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,647 COULD YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND? 486 00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:20,219 (lowered voice) WE AGREED I COULD GO BACK TO WORK 487 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:23,553 AFTER I GAVE BIRTH. AFTER, LYNETTE, NOT DURING! 488 00:25:23,553 --> 00:25:25,054 I'M SORRY. 489 00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:29,629 IS THERE ANY WAY WE COULD FINISH THIS CONVERSATION TOMORROW? 490 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,232 OH! 491 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:36,535 L-L-LATER IN THE DAY WORKS BETTER FOR ME, TOO. 492 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,908 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 493 00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:42,541 BYE. HEY. WHEW! I GOT THE JOB! 494 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,844 CONGRATULATIONS. THE BABY'S ARM IS STICKING OUT. 495 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,246 WHY DON'T YOU HIGH-FIVE IT? 496 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:50,580 (panting) TOM, I AM IN PAIN. DO YOU MIND? 497 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,751 OH. 498 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,252 YOU'LL SEE, TOM. 499 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:58,227 I KNOW. PEOPLE SAY THAT YOU... OOH! 500 00:25:58,227 --> 00:26:03,162 YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL, BUT I KNOW WE CAN. (panting) 501 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:07,296 OH, MR. SWENSON, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I AM. 502 00:26:07,296 --> 00:26:10,169 MAYBE YOU COULD SCHEDULE A STAFF MEETING 503 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,872 SO I COULD HIT THE GROUND RUNNING ON MONDAY. 504 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,573 NO, NO. 505 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,575 NO, IT CAN'T BE FRIDAY, 506 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,578 BECAUSE, REMEMBER, WE AGREED THAT WE WOULD START NEXT WEEK? 507 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:24,583 (baby crying in distance) 508 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:38,868 (door opens) SO AGAIN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY. 509 00:26:38,868 --> 00:26:40,800 (Eli) MRS. SCAVO? YEAH? 510 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,833 I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN SOMETHIN'. 511 00:26:46,676 --> 00:26:48,908 COULD YOU HOLD ON A SECOND? 512 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:53,142 OH, MY GOD. 513 00:26:53,142 --> 00:26:54,744 OH, MY GOD. 514 00:26:54,744 --> 00:26:56,716 SHE'S FINE. 515 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:58,718 (voice breaks) I WAS ON THE PHONE. 516 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:02,892 I WAS TALKING TO MY NEW BOSS, AND I... SHE WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR A MINUTE. 517 00:27:02,892 --> 00:27:07,727 BUT IT'S 85 DEGREES OUTSIDE. I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 518 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:11,300 YOU GOT A LOT ON YOUR MIND-- THREE KIDS AND A NEWBORN, 519 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,363 IT SOUNDS LIKE A NEW JOB. 520 00:27:14,363 --> 00:27:16,035 YEAH, I DO. 521 00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:19,308 YEAH. IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE. 522 00:27:19,308 --> 00:27:20,940 THERE YOU GO. 523 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:23,112 (coos) 524 00:27:23,112 --> 00:27:25,775 MM. 525 00:27:25,775 --> 00:27:27,977 (chuckles) 526 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:39,328 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO SUSAN'S WINDOWS. 527 00:27:39,328 --> 00:27:41,230 UH, YOU TAKE CARE. 528 00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:44,433 (Penny fussing) 529 00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:52,902 (man) Lynette, are you still there? 530 00:27:52,902 --> 00:27:53,973 Lynette? 531 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,404 Hello? 532 00:27:55,404 --> 00:27:57,877 Are you still there? 533 00:28:01,951 --> 00:28:04,413 HEY. YOU COMING BACK IN? 534 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,357 NO. 535 00:28:08,357 --> 00:28:11,390 I'M GONNA GO HELP MY DAUGHTER WITH HER HOMEWORK. 536 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,462 HEY, PENNY! WAIT UP! 537 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,409 (sighs) 538 00:28:57,506 --> 00:28:59,338 (grunts) 539 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,871 UGH. 540 00:29:01,871 --> 00:29:05,144 YARD SALE! 541 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:08,377 OH! GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. 542 00:29:08,377 --> 00:29:10,349 HOW ARE YOU, ELI? 543 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:11,881 FINE. YOU? 544 00:29:11,881 --> 00:29:14,884 GREAT. YEAH, I HAVEN'T WORN THESE JEANS IN A WHILE, 545 00:29:14,884 --> 00:29:16,886 AND I FOUND 20 BUCKS IN THE POCKET. 546 00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:19,528 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS? 547 00:29:19,528 --> 00:29:21,530 ALSO, KARL LEFT ME FOR HIS SECRETARY, 548 00:29:21,530 --> 00:29:24,393 SO I NEED YOU TO CHANGE THESE LOCKS. 549 00:29:24,393 --> 00:29:26,265 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 550 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,467 OH, THANKS, BUT DON'T BE. JUST HURRY. 551 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:32,141 KARL SAID HE WAS COMING BY TO GET SOME OF HIS STUFF, 552 00:29:32,141 --> 00:29:35,374 AND I WANT THIS PLACE TO BE A FORTRESS BY THEN. 553 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,146 YOU'RE DOING ALL RIGHT, THOUGH? 554 00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:39,278 OH, WELL, ON ONE HAND, 555 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:42,281 I GOT DUMPED FOR A PAIR OF HEADLIGHTS NAMED BRANDY. 556 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,984 ON THE OTHER, I REPORTED KARL'S CREDIT CARDS STOLEN, 557 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,987 AND I CUT THE POCKETS OUT OF ALL OF HIS PANTS. 558 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:50,990 SO A LITTLE FROM COLUMN "A," A LITTLE FROM COLUMN "B." 559 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,291 (chuckles and grunts) 560 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:56,165 OH. (laughs) SORRY. 561 00:29:58,227 --> 00:30:01,400 WELL, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, REDHEADS ARE NUTS. 562 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,072 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 563 00:30:03,072 --> 00:30:05,234 THAT SHE'LL MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL. 564 00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:07,236 IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT HE DESERVES. 565 00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:09,308 BRANDY'S NOT A REDHEAD. SHE'S BLONDE. 566 00:30:13,582 --> 00:30:17,917 SO, UH, YOU MAYBE WANT TO GO WITH A DEAD BOLT THIS TIME? 567 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,949 (thud) 568 00:30:19,949 --> 00:30:25,094 WHAT... DO... YOU... KNOW? 569 00:30:26,595 --> 00:30:30,329 I SAW HIM AROUND TOWN A COUPLE TIMES WITH A REDHEAD. 570 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,431 UH, PEOPLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD WERE TALKING. 571 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,463 I-I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 572 00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:37,066 I DIDN'T. 573 00:30:37,066 --> 00:30:39,068 WOULD YOU FEEL ANY BETTER 574 00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,410 KNOWING THAT, UH, SHE'S KINDA CHUBBY? 575 00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:43,572 JUST LEAVE! 576 00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:45,444 BUT WHAT-- BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LOCKS? 577 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,476 I-I-IF KARL'S COMING... 578 00:30:47,476 --> 00:30:49,578 CHANGE THE LOCKS, THEN LEAVE. 579 00:30:49,578 --> 00:30:52,551 OKAY, BUT I REALLY AM SORRY-- 580 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:56,125 CHANGE THE LOCKS, DON'T TALK TO ME, THEN LEAVE. 581 00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:03,292 (knock on door) 582 00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:04,994 (Eli) SUSAN? 583 00:31:06,996 --> 00:31:08,998 SUSAN, DID YOU CALL ME? 584 00:31:08,998 --> 00:31:11,470 I COULDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE. 585 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:15,304 (sobbing) 586 00:31:15,304 --> 00:31:16,645 OH, WOW. 587 00:31:16,645 --> 00:31:20,179 YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK LATER? 588 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:23,112 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 589 00:31:25,454 --> 00:31:29,088 NO. OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT. 590 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,420 I HEARD YOU AND MIKE ARE GETTING DIVORCED. 591 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,062 I'M SORRY. 592 00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:35,364 PROBABLY NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, 593 00:31:35,364 --> 00:31:38,267 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GREAT COUPLE. 594 00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:39,328 THANKS. 595 00:31:39,328 --> 00:31:40,930 SWEET. 596 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:47,376 (sighs) 597 00:31:49,478 --> 00:31:53,142 DO YOU--MAYBE YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO? 598 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,485 LOCKS. 599 00:31:56,485 --> 00:31:58,487 CHANGE THE LOCKS. GOT IT. 600 00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:02,521 LET ME GO SEE WHAT I GOT OUT IN THE TRUCK. 601 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,995 (sobbing loudly) 602 00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:23,512 SUSAN... (stops sobbing) 603 00:32:23,512 --> 00:32:26,215 I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT LOVE. 604 00:32:26,215 --> 00:32:29,218 I... I DABBLED IN IT ONCE OR TWICE, 605 00:32:29,218 --> 00:32:32,651 BUT IT ALWAYS SEEMED MORE TROUBLE THAN IT WAS WORTH. 606 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:36,455 I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T MISSING MUCH. 607 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:42,361 BUT WATCHING YOU ALL THESE YEARS, 608 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:47,536 HOW... HOW HARD YOU'VE TRIED, HOW... 609 00:32:47,536 --> 00:32:49,468 HOW HURT YOU'VE BEEN, 610 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,470 BUT YOU STILL... 611 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:55,044 KEEP GETTING BACK UP, YOU DUST YOURSELF OFF, 612 00:32:55,044 --> 00:32:56,545 THEN YOU TRY AGAIN. 613 00:32:56,545 --> 00:33:00,409 MAYBE I AM... 614 00:33:00,409 --> 00:33:02,111 MISSING SOMETHING. 615 00:33:02,111 --> 00:33:04,683 MAYBE... 616 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:07,156 MAYBE IT IS WORTH IT. 617 00:33:07,156 --> 00:33:09,258 (chuckles) 618 00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:12,521 AND, UM, I'M SURE IT'S NOT GONNA HELP 619 00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:14,663 FOR YOU TO HEAR ME TELL YOU THIS, 620 00:33:14,663 --> 00:33:18,627 BUT YOU'RE DAMN HEROIC TO ME. 621 00:33:18,627 --> 00:33:22,301 YOU ARE. 622 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,304 (sobbing) 623 00:33:28,377 --> 00:33:30,339 YEAH. 624 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:39,088 HEY. JUST DROPPING THESE OFF. I FINALLY GOT 'EM CUT. 625 00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:41,390 TELL JACKSON I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG. 626 00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:43,792 ACTUALLY, UM... 627 00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,095 JACKSON AND I SPLIT UP. 628 00:33:46,095 --> 00:33:49,098 WOW. I'M SORRY. 629 00:33:49,098 --> 00:33:50,399 AM I SORRY? 630 00:33:50,399 --> 00:33:52,361 OH, YEAH. 631 00:33:52,361 --> 00:33:54,363 HE'S A GREAT GUY. 632 00:33:54,363 --> 00:33:56,765 I JUST, UH, 633 00:33:56,765 --> 00:33:59,168 WANT TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW. 634 00:33:59,168 --> 00:34:01,340 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 635 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,641 OH, HEY. MM? 636 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,643 AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, 637 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,476 I THINK THERE'S A LOOSE SHINGLE ON MY ROOF. 638 00:34:07,476 --> 00:34:11,080 DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD FIX IT FOR ME? 639 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,152 OH, I'D BE HAPPY TO. 640 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:15,084 BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, 641 00:34:15,084 --> 00:34:18,087 IT'LL BE THE LAST THING I EVER FIX FOR YOU. I'M RETIRING. 642 00:34:18,087 --> 00:34:19,428 WHAT? 643 00:34:19,428 --> 00:34:21,490 TODAY'S MY LAST DAY. 644 00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:24,733 YOU CAN'T RETIRE. I BREAK TOO MANY THINGS. 645 00:34:24,733 --> 00:34:27,696 I KNOW. YOU PAID FOR THE TRIP TO HAWAII I'M GONNA TAKE. 646 00:34:27,696 --> 00:34:31,140 NO, IT'S THE RIGHT MOVE. BE HAPPY FOR ME. 647 00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:33,472 HEY, I AM HAPPY FOR YOU. 648 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:35,374 IT'S JUST, UH... 649 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:38,407 THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY. 650 00:34:38,407 --> 00:34:39,808 WHAT? 651 00:34:39,808 --> 00:34:41,810 UM, I THINK YOU HAVE BEEN 652 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:45,554 THE MOST CONSISTENT MALE RELATIONSHIP IN MY LIFE. 653 00:34:45,554 --> 00:34:48,517 YOU'RE SO STABLE AND RELIABLE, AND I JUST... 654 00:34:48,517 --> 00:34:51,420 ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU'D BE AROUND. 655 00:34:53,322 --> 00:34:57,566 WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 656 00:34:57,566 --> 00:35:00,869 WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS-- I FIX YOUR SHINGLE, 657 00:35:00,869 --> 00:35:04,333 AND WHEN I'M DONE, YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT. 658 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:05,504 GREAT. 659 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:08,537 I WILL GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND GET SOME WINE 660 00:35:08,537 --> 00:35:10,509 SO WE CAN TOAST YOUR RETIREMENT. 661 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:15,444 I LIKE THAT. PERFECT WAY TO END MY TIME ON WISTERIA LANE. 662 00:35:15,444 --> 00:35:17,616 OH, HEY. 663 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,389 WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE-- RED OR WHITE? 664 00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:24,323 EITHER ONE. JUST MAKE SURE IT'S A SCREW TOP. 665 00:35:42,411 --> 00:35:46,715 ELI SCRUGGS WAS BURIED ON A SATURDAY... 666 00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:49,718 AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ELI HAD HELPED OVER THE YEARS 667 00:35:49,718 --> 00:35:53,722 CAME TO PAY THEIR LAST RESPECTS. 668 00:35:53,722 --> 00:35:56,355 BUT ONE PERSON WAS MISSING-- 669 00:35:56,355 --> 00:36:00,189 SOMEONE WHO HAD CHANGED ELI'S LIFE... 670 00:36:00,189 --> 00:36:03,692 IN A WAY HE NEVER FORGOT. 671 00:36:03,692 --> 00:36:05,534 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 672 00:36:05,534 --> 00:36:08,537 HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING YOUR DAY. 673 00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:10,499 NOT AT ALL. CAN I HELP YOU? 674 00:36:10,499 --> 00:36:13,442 I WAS HOPING I COULD HELP YOU. I'M A HANDYMAN. 675 00:36:13,442 --> 00:36:15,504 JUST MOVED INTO TOWN. LOOKING FOR WORK. 676 00:36:15,504 --> 00:36:19,278 SORRY. I, UM, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING THAT NEEDS FIXING. 677 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:22,811 WELL, IF YOU EVER DO, UH, HERE'S MY CARD. 678 00:36:22,811 --> 00:36:25,884 "ELI SCRUGGS." 679 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:27,656 WHAT A DISTINCTIVE NAME. 680 00:36:27,656 --> 00:36:29,558 PEOPLE DO SEEM TO REMEMBER IT. 681 00:36:29,558 --> 00:36:31,560 SO IF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS, UH, NEED HELP, 682 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,893 I CAN DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING. I DON'T KNOW. UM... 683 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:38,196 IF YOU HAVE A EXTRA CARD OR TWO, I-I COULD HAND THEM OUT. 684 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,469 OH, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 685 00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:43,272 (grunts) OH. OH. 686 00:36:59,288 --> 00:37:00,519 ANYWAY... 687 00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:04,623 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 688 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,797 I HAVE A BROKEN VASE. 689 00:37:08,797 --> 00:37:10,499 I'M SORRY? 690 00:37:10,499 --> 00:37:12,501 I-I WAS, UH, DUSTING THE OTHER DAY 691 00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:15,334 AND KNOCKED IT OFF THE BUREAU, LIKE AN IDIOT. 692 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,565 ANYWAY, I SAVED THE PIECES. 693 00:37:16,565 --> 00:37:19,368 IF YOU COULD GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER FOR ME, 694 00:37:19,368 --> 00:37:20,669 I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 695 00:37:20,669 --> 00:37:23,712 OH, MA'AM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 696 00:37:23,712 --> 00:37:26,845 MR. SCRUGGS, 697 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,817 I NEED MY VASE FIXED. 698 00:37:28,817 --> 00:37:30,819 IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 699 00:37:32,521 --> 00:37:35,424 NOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME BEG, ARE YOU? 700 00:37:35,424 --> 00:37:36,885 (chuckles) 701 00:37:36,885 --> 00:37:39,758 NO, MA'AM, I'M NOT. 702 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,590 GOOD. 703 00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:43,462 COME ON IN. 704 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,744 MRS. YOUNG? 705 00:37:55,744 --> 00:37:58,347 OH. DIDN'T MEAN TO DISTURB YOU. 706 00:37:58,347 --> 00:38:00,609 YOUR FRONT DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN. 707 00:38:00,609 --> 00:38:02,611 OH. 708 00:38:02,611 --> 00:38:05,584 ELI, I-I DON'T HAVE ANY WORK FOR YOU TODAY. 709 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:08,587 I'M JUST HERE TO DROP OFF THAT HANDLE YOU WANTED. 710 00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:12,391 FINALLY FOUND ONE THAT MATCHED. WANT ME TO INSTALL IT? 711 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,823 NOT TODAY. 712 00:38:14,823 --> 00:38:16,465 OKAY. 713 00:38:16,465 --> 00:38:18,597 I'LL JUST BE GOING THEN. 714 00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:22,501 ELI, WAIT. 715 00:38:24,473 --> 00:38:25,904 WHAT? 716 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:29,438 DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? 717 00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:33,612 (laughs) OH, RIGHT. THIS IS THE VERY FIRST THING YOU EVER FIXED FOR ME. 718 00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:36,615 YEAH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WHAT, UH, TWO YEARS AGO? YEAH. 719 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,488 I JUST THAT GLUE REALLY HELD, HUH? YEAH. 720 00:38:39,488 --> 00:38:41,490 I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 721 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:44,623 WHAT? 722 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:45,924 WHY? 723 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:49,057 I'VE JUST BEEN DOING SOME THINKING 724 00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:51,059 ABOUT THE PEOPLE I KNOW, 725 00:38:51,059 --> 00:38:53,061 THE ONES WHO'VE WALKED INTO MY LIFE 726 00:38:53,061 --> 00:38:56,505 AND MADE IT BETTER THAN IT WAS BEFORE... OH. 727 00:38:56,505 --> 00:38:58,467 PEOPLE LIKE YOU. OH. 728 00:38:58,467 --> 00:39:01,570 ANYWAY, I'VE--I'VE-- I'VE NEVER SAID "THANK YOU." 729 00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:04,543 OH, NO, I'M--I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD THANK YOU. 730 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:07,646 YOU--YOU INTRODUCED ME TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. 731 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:09,548 MY BUSINESS COULDN'T BE BETTER. 732 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:12,020 I'M SO GLAD. 733 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:13,922 YEAH. 734 00:39:13,922 --> 00:39:17,526 (voice breaks) ANYWAY, I, UH, I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS. 735 00:39:17,526 --> 00:39:20,358 (chuckles) 736 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,093 MRS. YOUNG... 737 00:39:25,093 --> 00:39:26,595 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 738 00:39:28,637 --> 00:39:30,539 (whispers) EVERYTHING'S FINE. 739 00:39:36,104 --> 00:39:39,678 ARE YOU SURE? 740 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,984 YOU SHOULD GO NOW. 741 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:22,621 (siren whoops, indistinct police radio chatter) 742 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,053 SO I LOOK IN THE WINDOW, 743 00:40:25,053 --> 00:40:26,555 AND THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE-- 744 00:40:26,555 --> 00:40:29,558 ALL OVER THE WALLS AND THE CEILING... (woman) OH! 745 00:40:29,558 --> 00:40:31,560 NOT TO MENTION, HER HARDWOOD FLOORS, 746 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,802 WHICH SHE JUST HAD INSTALLED LAST WEEK. 747 00:40:33,802 --> 00:40:36,665 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS THINKING. 748 00:40:36,665 --> 00:40:39,007 I JUST WISH THERE HAD BEEN SOME WARNING, 749 00:40:39,007 --> 00:40:43,011 SOME SIGN THAT SHE WOULD DO SUCH A THING. 750 00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:10,468 ELI SCRUGGS SAT IN HIS TRUCK FOR ALMOST AN HOUR, 751 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:14,643 DEVASTATED THAT HE HAD DONE NOTHING TO SAVE ME. 752 00:41:14,643 --> 00:41:19,247 HE THEN MADE A QUIET VOW TO GOD-- 753 00:41:19,247 --> 00:41:21,680 FROM THAT MOMENT FORWARD, 754 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,713 HE WOULD DO WHAT HE COULD TO HELP PEOPLE, 755 00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:27,485 TO HELP THEM FIX THEIR LIVES. 756 00:41:29,658 --> 00:41:33,091 AND FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, 757 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:36,625 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. 758 00:41:46,975 --> 00:41:48,777 THAT WAS A LOVELY SERVICE. 759 00:41:48,777 --> 00:41:50,508 ELI WOULD'VE LIKED IT. 760 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:54,182 HELL OF A TURNOUT. WHO KNEW HE HAD SO MANY FRIENDS? 761 00:41:54,182 --> 00:41:56,945 I'M NOT SURPRISED. HE WAS A GOOD MAN. 762 00:41:56,945 --> 00:41:58,647 I CAN'T HELP FEELING 763 00:41:58,647 --> 00:42:00,619 THERE'S MORE WE COULD HAVE DONE TO HONOR HIM. 764 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:02,691 WELL, LET'S JUST MAKE SURE WE REMEMBER HIM. 765 00:42:02,691 --> 00:42:05,624 ELI WOULD HAVE SAID THAT'S MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE GET. 766 00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:08,727 AND HE WOULD HAVE BEEN RIGHT... 767 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:10,559 AS USUAL. 768 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,668 WAIT. 769 00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:40,789 I WANTED TO FIX SOMETHING FOR ELI FOR A CHANGE. 770 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,997 AND SOMEWHERE, 771 00:42:48,997 --> 00:42:52,300 IN A PLACE RESERVED FOR THE VERY BEST OF US, 772 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:57,175 ELI SCRUGGS SMILED AND SAID, "THANK YOU." 55922

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