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♪ Christmasy theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Socks again-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs!
Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ See the blazing yule before us... ♪
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[singing continues]
[Brain grunts, strains]
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Who... wants... eggnog?
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GUARD:
I do... [snores]
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[beep]
[whirring, hiss]
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♪
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[lights clicking]
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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At last.
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[groggy]:
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of... ♪
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Carol away, you warbling jobbernowls.
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When I harness this antimatter's energy,
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the only thing left to sing about
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will be a merciless regime of subjugation!
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♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha! ♪
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All that remains is
to extract the particle
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from its antiproton trap
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without causing it to annihilate.
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[whirring]
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♪
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[grunts]
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Oh, ho. Success!
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That's funny. I could have sworn
something would startle me
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at just the wrong time,
thus foiling my...
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♪ Check the stalls for hanky-panky ♪
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♪ Narf-narf-narf-narf-narf,
narf-narf-narf-poit! ♪
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♪
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♪ Brain is looking mighty cranky ♪
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♪ Narf-narf-narf-narf-narf,
narf-narf-narf-- ♪
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Pinky! Do you have any idea how much
hard work you've just ruined?
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Um... six?
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This antimatter particle
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was to be the power source for my,
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- uh, you know, the whatchamacallit, the...
- ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪
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- ...doovalacky with th-the doodad?
- ♪ My true love sent to me... ♪
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[angry growl] I know it had something
to do with taking over the world.
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♪ On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me ♪
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- ♪ Two turtle doves... ♪
- [growls] I can't remember.
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This... this... not good singing
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has breaken my brain!
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[sighs] Being distracted
by crooning Kringles
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for a full month of every year
is unacceptable.
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I must put a stop to them.
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Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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I think so, Brain,
but where am I supposed to get you...
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♪ Five golden rings! ♪
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...in this economy?
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No, Pinky.
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I must prevent the festive season itself
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from ever occurring!
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I must thieve Christmas!
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♪ And a partridge in a pear tree... ♪
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[loud munching]
BRAIN: The plan is simple, Pinky.
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I will release a toy so popular
that it will end up
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under every tree on the planet.
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Come Christmas Eve,
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I will activate
a secret subroutine
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that will cause said toy
to steal all other presents
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and bring them here,
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whereupon we will destroy them all.
[thimble clatters]
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Now, all we have to do is come up
with a best-selling toy.
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To that end, I have done some research.
Behold!
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The most commercially
successful toys of all time.
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Ooh!
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The slinky. Just a helical spring
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with a longer-than-average
period of oscillation.
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Silly putty. A non-Newtonian polymer,
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neither silly nor a putty.
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[putty yelps]
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The yo-yo. One axle, two plastic disks,
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and a piece of string.
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The hula hoop! It's a hoop!
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They're selling children empty circles.
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The fidget spinner!
I don't even know what this one does
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and according to the internet,
neither does anyone else!
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Wow! Big finish!
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These products possess
three universal qualities.
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♪
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They are simple, they are pointless,
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and they're incredibly irritating.
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If we can come up with a prototype
which embodies these traits,
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we will have a surefire hit on our hands.
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Simple, pointless, irritating...
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[loud munching]
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Simple, pointless, irritating...
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♪
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[angrily]:
Simple, pointless, irritat--
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[loud munching continues]
Would you close your mouth when you chew,
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you masticating malcontent?!
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[choking, coughing]
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[splat]
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[growling]
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Great Caesar's ghost, that's it!
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Pinky! You are the most simple, pointless,
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and incredibly irritating thing
in all existence!
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Aw, thanks, Brain.
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Come! We haven't a second to lose.
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♪ fast-paced music ♪
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For the last time, Pinky,
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stop posing so... seductively!
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♪ seductive music ♪
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♪ fast-paced music resumes ♪
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[beeping]
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[printing]
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Didn't I already sew this one?
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[chewing]
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♪ fast-paced music ♪
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De-swolify him at once!
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Oh...
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Hot Mouse Summer
ended before it even started.
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[beeping]
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- [dial-up modem pinging]
- Say, Pinky,
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are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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[zap, whirring]
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I think so, Brain,
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but perhaps try Javascript
for my base code?
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Nope. Too smart.
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[zap, whirring]
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I think so, Brain,
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but if we evolved from monkeys,
how can there still be monkeys?
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Too stupid.
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[zap, whirring]
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I think so, Brain,
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but didn't we already
do a Christmas-based plot
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in the Emmy Award-winning special
A Pinky and the Brain Christmas?
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Too meta.
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♪
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[powering down]
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Well, here's something
I never thought I'd say.
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Pinky! I need your help!
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In order to accurately replicate
your simple, pointless,
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and incredibly irritating personality,
Pinky, I'm afraid
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I must subject you to a full brain scan.
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Now, a neurological map
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for a normal rodent
can take months to produce.
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[beeping]
So, I advise you to get comfortable.
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COMPUTER:
Scan complete.
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Huh. Well, that was a freebie.
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Pinky? Are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
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BOTH:
I think so, Brain,
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but if love is all we need, then why do
I still have to go to the bathroom?
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Yes. Why indeed.
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[laughing]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[thunder rumbling]
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Oh, uh-- I get it!
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- [laughing]
- Pinky, I wasn't making a--
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[both laughing]
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[powering down]
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Good idea! Santa won't come
if we're awake.
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[snoring]
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Come, Pinky.
We've a Christmas to thieve!
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[Pinky snoring]
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♪
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♪
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NARRATOR: 'Twas the day before Christmas,
and at WB,
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all the workers were still working.
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[screaming]
[mic feedback]
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Because the CEO had slashed vacation days
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in a bid to increase productivity.
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The actors were acting.
The fans were adoring.
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The teamsters were teaming.
It was all pretty boring.
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But up in the tower,
this part will be fun.
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The Warners were... sleeping?!
[snoring]
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It's a quarter past 1:00!
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Would you mind?
We're trying to get some shuteye
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so that Christmas Day gets here faster!
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NARRATOR:
Oh, sorry. What if I whisper?
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Um... okay,
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but don't get too ASMR with it.
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[yawning]
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NARRATOR [whispering]:
But waking the next morn, at 2:23,
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they found zilch, nada, bupkis
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left under their tree!
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WARNERS:
No presents?!
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What gives?
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I mean, sure, we've been naughty,
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but no more so than in previous years.
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We've actually been
significantly less naughty
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ever since the mysterious disappearance of
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Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink.
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Well, I think we all know
what we have to do now.
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Learn that the true meaning of
Christmas isn't presents,
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but love, generosity,
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and good will to all.
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[laughter]
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"And good will to all."
Classic. [laughs]
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But seriously,
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let's go annoy Santa
till he gives us our presents.
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♪
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[zooming]
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[neon buzzing]
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GRUFF VOICE:
Unless you're the delivery guy
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with my reindeer Wee-Wee Pads,
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go away.
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Yeesh. What's stuck up his chimney?
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♪ heavy metal music ♪
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Santa, you better not pout...
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Leave me alone!
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You better not shout.
SANTA: I said get out!
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Wanna tell us why you're about to cry?
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Fine! I'll tell you why!
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I've been doing this for centuries,
and for what?!
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Wanna know what Santa gets
for Christmas each year?
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Complaints!
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"Dear Santa, you got me
the wrong model of smartphone!"
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"Dear Santa, do you really expect me
to play my new console
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on a TV that isn't UHD compatible?"
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"Dear Santa, coal is killing the planet,
you monster!"
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They're just dumb, entitled kids.
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[clang]
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Uh, that last one is from you.
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I've been taken for granted for too long.
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I've had enough. I'm out!
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Then who's gonna deliver
all those presents?
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I don't know, why don't you do it?
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WARNERS:
Us?!
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♪
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♪ Well, we could try to do it, Santa ♪
255
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♪ But without your magic ways ♪
256
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♪ There's no way we'd fit
eight billion presents ♪
257
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,140
♪ In this tiny sleigh ♪
258
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,902
♪ We don't know
how to make reindeer fly ♪
259
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,895
♪ And even if we did,
it would take us weeks ♪
260
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,688
♪ To ride from Puerto Rico to Madrid ♪
261
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,993
♪ Since we've only got one evening
to deliver all these toys ♪
262
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♪ To a billion different households ♪
263
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♪ Full of parents, girls, and boys ♪
264
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,945
♪ We would need an average sleigh speed
of at least 12 miles per second ♪
265
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,503
♪ That's not counting bathroom breaks ♪
266
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,956
♪ Unless this sleigh's got a poop deck
and I think ♪
267
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,787
♪ Prancer and the others
might burn up if we're that fast ♪
268
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,463
♪ Due to atmospheric drag ♪
269
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,172
♪ Just like a meteoric blast
cause these speeds would mean ♪
270
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,683
♪ The reindeer reach 3,000 Fahrenheit ♪
271
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:42,095
♪ They'd explode just moments into
our inaugural Christmas flight ♪
272
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,515
♪ And a sonic boom would work its way
through Dasher, Donner, Dancer ♪
273
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:47,636
♪ Soon engulfing Cupid, Comet ♪
274
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,853
♪ Santa, this can't be the answer! ♪
275
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:52,312
♪ See, the last thing that we'd wanna do
is make the reindeer yelp ♪
276
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WARNERS:
♪ We could try to do it, Santa ♪
277
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,569
♪ But we think we'd need your help ♪
278
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,198
Exploding reindeer is
a risk I'm willing to take.
279
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,616
- That's one cranky Kringle.
- No! Bad Prancer.
280
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,366
♪ We could try to do it, Santa ♪
281
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:06,038
♪ But for us three Christmas rookies ♪
282
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:09,206
♪ That's an awful lot of milk
and that's an awful lot of cookies ♪
283
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:12,706
♪ Let's assume four choc-chip biscuits
and a pint of milk per house ♪
284
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,709
♪ That's 100,000 pounds of sugar ♪
285
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,131
♪ Only counting Laos ♪
286
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,719
♪ In Africa alone, the three of us
would have to drink ♪
287
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,875
♪ 600 million milky gallons ♪
288
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,104
♪ Which is just enough,
I think, to fill up ♪
289
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:26,095
♪ Every single pool in
Miami and Tallahassee ♪
290
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:29,428
♪ And Yakko can't drink milk at all,
the lactose makes him gassy ♪
291
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,484
♪ Before the night is out,
each one of us will have knocked back ♪
292
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,939
♪ Roughly seven trillion calories,
that's not including snacks ♪
293
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,151
♪ And our weight gain would be
somewhere north of six quintillion tons ♪
294
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,452
♪ Which would make our bodies
denser than the plasma in the sun ♪
295
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,827
♪ We'd implode upon ourselves,
just like three mini neutron stars ♪
296
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,076
♪ Each exerting the same pull
as all the gravity of Mars ♪
297
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,539
♪ And our mass would tear the Earth
into a million tiny shreds ♪
298
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WARNERS:
♪ We could try to do it, Santa ♪
299
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,709
♪ But think you should go instead! ♪
300
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,012
Okay, okay. Maybe you got a point.
301
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,586
♪ We could try to do it Santa, but... ♪
302
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,181
I see where this is going.
303
00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:05,676
♪ Without using mass surveillance,
we would have no way of knowing ♪
304
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,559
♪ Which of all the girls and boys were
nice and which ones have been naughty ♪
305
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,137
♪ But the problem is this spying thing ♪
306
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,562
♪ Won't fly in federal court ♪
307
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,270
♪ See, we would need to put a wiretap ♪
308
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,520
♪ On every single phone
and log every single web search ♪
309
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,193
♪ And pilot every drone ♪
310
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,322
♪ Till we had a constant feed
of every single child on Earth ♪
311
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,320
♪ And with every single second,
Santa, five more moms give birth ♪
312
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:28,449
♪ See, there's just no way to spy
on all those kids all by ourselves ♪
313
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:31,502
♪ So we'd have to form an agency
from all your worker elves ♪
314
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,496
♪ With a team of thousands,
sure, maybe we could handle the load ♪
315
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,089
♪ Then one would surely blow the whistle,
though, our own elf Edward Snowden ♪
316
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,046
♪ Then, our crooked operation
would collapse in on itself ♪
317
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,588
♪ And Vlad would give asylum ♪
318
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,011
♪ To that loose-lipped little elf ♪
319
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,009
♪ And we'd take the fall,
we're not above the law in any way ♪
320
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:50,062
WARNERS:
♪ We could try to do it, Santa ♪
321
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:54,017
♪ But we're not the NSA! ♪
322
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,019
[holding note]
323
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,320
♪ song ends ♪
324
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,027
[popping]
325
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,027
♪
326
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:09,077
Okay. If I agree to deliver
these presents,
327
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,826
will you three shut up?
328
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,788
No promises.
329
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,209
Also, we're gonna need a ride home.
330
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:16,826
[crank]
331
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:20,876
♪
332
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,379
[Warners cheer]
333
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,881
NARRATOR: Santa ran to his sleigh
with the young Warners three,
334
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,764
and he gathered up Prancer,
still trying to pee.
335
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:32,928
And I heard him exclaim
over sleigh bells ringing...
336
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,353
- [Warners singing]
- Happy Christmas to all,
337
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,862
and will you three stop singing?!
338
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,355
♪ La la la la la... ♪
339
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,360
♪
340
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,781
♪
341
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,326
[zapping]
342
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,102
Oh, can I keep me, Brain?
343
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,889
- Can I? Can we?
- Can I? Can we?
344
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,228
- I'll never forget me!
- I'll never forget me!
345
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:24,191
♪
346
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,608
[whirring]
347
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:36,458
[static]
348
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:39,165
Demand for the toy
has reached a fever pitch.
349
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,786
If you haven't gotten one,
you're fast running out of...
350
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,803
- Hey! She's got one!
- Let's get her!
351
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,756
- [mob yelling]
- ...time. Lisa Nopsis, Exposition News.
352
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,140
'Twas the night before Christmas,
353
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:55,557
and throughout America's houses,
not a creature was stirring,
354
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:59,227
save for 122 million mechanical mouses.
355
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,938
I believe the correct term
is "meeces," Brain.
356
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,399
Yes, that's it.
357
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,318
That is precisely the kind of
simple, pointless,
358
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,318
and incredibly irritating drivel
359
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,360
which has allowed me to thieve Christmas.
360
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,326
[zapping]
361
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,906
♪
362
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:20,251
[zapping]
363
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,877
Must. Thieve. Christmas.
364
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,878
♪ Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy remix ♪
365
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,131
[robotic whirring]
366
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,755
[zap]
367
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,563
Must. Thieve. Christmas.
368
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,691
TODDLER:
Santa?
369
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,440
- [fizzle]
- [gasps] Santa? Where?!
370
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,532
[zap]
371
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,527
♪ remix continues ♪
372
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,575
[whirring, marching]
373
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,877
All those fools soundly slept
374
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,915
while their gifts, I retrieved.
375
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,878
Hark, Pinky, they're about to learn
376
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,669
Christmas is thieved!
377
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,340
[clang]
MAN: Our presents! They're gone!
378
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,263
WOMAN:
Christmas is ruined!
379
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,562
Finally, some peace and...
380
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:20,926
SMALL GIRL [singing]:
♪ Silent night... ♪
381
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,306
♪ Holy night... ♪
382
00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:26,772
Ooh! My favoritest carol!
383
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,823
♪ All is calm ♪
384
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:31,487
♪ All is bright ♪
385
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:34,316
Hm. This better not inspire some kind of
386
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:37,373
clichéd, anti-consumerist sing-along.
387
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,157
MAN 1: Hey, everybody!
There's a small girl singing!
388
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:43,542
WOMAN: Oh! Should we join her
in a righteous moral stand
389
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,790
against the commercialization
of Christmas?
390
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,172
MAN 2: A solo singer?
391
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:50,759
Eh, for me, it's choir or bust.
Back inside, everyone.
392
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,256
One tiny vocalist I can deal with.
393
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,838
As long as no others join her-- Pinky?
394
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,894
Bran, I'm so sorry. I literally can't
resist this one. Bye-bye! Love you! Zort!
395
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:02,679
BOTH: ♪ All is calm ♪
396
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:06,104
♪ All is bright ♪
397
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:10,105
♪ Round yon virgin... ♪
398
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:13,278
Pinky, you festive fopdoodle.
399
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,238
POITY PINKY:
Must. Thieve. Christmas.
400
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,030
[door opens]
[Pinkies whirring]
401
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,834
♪
402
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,037
Huzzah. It matters not.
403
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,498
With these gifts destroyed
404
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,328
and Christmas successfully thieved,
405
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,543
not a soul shall join them.
406
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,384
[Pinkies whirring]
[click, beeping]
407
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,209
[creaking, clang]
408
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,224
♪ dramatic music ♪
409
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,046
Cast them into the fire!
410
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,551
[whirring]
411
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,723
[crackling]
412
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,851
[Small Girl and Pinky singing]
[zapping]
413
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,889
Ooh! My favoritest carol!
414
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,983
PINKIES:
Ooh! My favoritest carol!
415
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,820
♪
416
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,725
Pinky's neural emulation software
417
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,033
is overriding
my Christmas Thieving algorithm.
418
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,867
I knew scanning the brain of that
yuletide yokel was a mistake.
419
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,279
[zapping]
420
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,374
Must. Thieve. Christmas.
421
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,659
[marching]
422
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:04,872
Destroy them!
423
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,872
[flames crackling]
424
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:08,754
Second verse!
425
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,300
BOTH: ♪ Silent night... ♪
426
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,125
[fizzling]
427
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,260
[singing continues]
[angry growl]
428
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:20,474
Brain, I'm so sorry. I literally can't
resist this one. Bye-bye! Love you! Zort!
429
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,560
PINKIES: Brain, I'm so sorry.
I literally can't resist this one.
430
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:23,926
Bye-bye! Love you! Zort!
431
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,392
♪
432
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:29,312
BOTH: ♪ Shepherds quake ♪
433
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,153
♪ At the sight... ♪
434
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,529
WOMAN: Oh, hey!
The small girl's been joined
435
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,646
by a bunch of singing robotic mice!
436
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,073
MAN 2:
This I gotta see! Everyone, outside!
437
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,072
Christmas is back on!
438
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,624
ALL:
♪ Heavenly hosts ♪
439
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:47,079
♪ Sing hallelujah ♪
440
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,580
I stole all their presents.
441
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,963
I robbed them of cheer.
442
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,550
I ruined the happiest day of the year.
443
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,547
But now, thanks to
Pinky's pig-ignorant brain,
444
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,220
they're caroling louder,
445
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:02,679
and Christmas still came!
446
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,429
[angry growling, yelling]
447
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,182
Sorry, little Janey.
448
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:10,604
No miniature female figurine
for you this Christmas.
449
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,274
[grunts]
[flames roar]
450
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,232
Little Timmy will have to do
without his building bricks!
451
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,824
[grunts]
[flames roar]
452
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,358
As for little Brain-- Wait. Brain?
453
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,317
Well, I wonder what we've got this year.
454
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,994
Another mug with Pinky's face on it?
455
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:28,043
Or another... perfectly stable particle
456
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:32,288
of antimatter suspended in
a vacuum-sealed antiproton trap?
457
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:36,092
ALL:
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
458
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:39,008
♪ Mother and child ♪
459
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:43,142
♪ Holy infant ♪
460
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,926
♪ So tender and mild ♪
461
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:50,392
♪ Sleep in... ♪
462
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:53,024
Bring us home, Brain!
463
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,021
♪
464
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:58,993
♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
465
00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:02,866
♪ Peace ♪
466
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,945
[cheering]
467
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,240
[Poity Pinkies cheer]
468
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:11,368
I, um, I think these belong to all of you.
469
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,883
[zapping]
470
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,626
♪
471
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,127
[rumbling]
472
00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:19,919
[creaking]
473
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,473
[gasps]
474
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,092
[beep]
475
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,894
[arms whirring]
[crowd cheering]
476
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,555
[giggling]
477
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,438
Oh, Brain! It's the best Christmas ever!
478
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,266
And it's all thanks to you!
479
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:37,151
No, Pinky. It's thanks to you.
480
00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:39,319
Mm... [laughs]
[grunts]
481
00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:42,568
I, uh... I got-- got you this.
482
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:48,195
Oh. My. Goodness.
483
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:50,292
You got me...
484
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,787
Me! Whee-hee-hee-hee!
485
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,500
I used to think Christmas
was just another soulless,
486
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:59,132
noise-polluted commercial
sellout of a holiday.
487
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,799
[whirring]
[screaming]
488
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:04,047
You've taught me that the true
meaning of the festive seas-- Ah!
489
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,681
PINKIES:
♪ Check the stalls for hanky-panky ♪
490
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,768
♪ Fa-la-la-la-narf,
narf-narf-narf-poit! ♪
491
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:12,555
♪ Brain is looking mighty cranky ♪
492
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,729
♪ Na-na-na-na-narf,
narf-narf-narf-poit! ♪
493
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,651
Well, I suppose a holiday isn't complete
494
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:21,319
without feelings of depression
and hopelessness.
495
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:23,358
Come, Pinky, we must return to the lab
496
00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:25,452
and prepare for tomorrow night.
497
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,527
PINKIES: Why, Brain?
What we gonna do tomorrow night?
498
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,873
The same thing we do
every Boxing Day, Pinkies.
499
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,619
Overdo it on the nog before it expires,
500
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:36,672
and then try to take over the world!
501
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,667
[Pinkies laughing]
502
00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:42,970
♪
503
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:50,135
♪
504
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