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GOSSIP GIRL-TYPE NARRATOR:
Previously on Teeniacs...
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♪ teen drama music ♪
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Nice letterman jacket, Wakko.
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See you at the big game tonight?
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[belches]
[laughs]
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Bro, she's totally into you.
Why didn't you say anything?
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But we're only three weeks
into the school year,
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and so much has changed already!
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We moved to a small town.
We found a treasure map.
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Our dad was blackmailed
by the guy who owns the marina.
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Our best friend was possessed.
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We proved the existence
of alternate haunted timelines--
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[crash, tires screech]
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And I finally got my learner's permit!
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Who knew being in high school
would be so dramatic?
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♪
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DOT:
You thought I wouldn't find out?!
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I'm going to reveal everything
about your plot
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to turn us all into vampires
tonight at the big game!
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That's no way to talk to... your mother.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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Ha! You haven't been my mother
since you faked your own death
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so you could be elected mayor!
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[gasps] How did you find that out?
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I'm the editor of the school newspaper.
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And I'm wearing a wire!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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And that's really useful
for the audience in a school
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with this many unexplained mysteries.
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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♪
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RALPH:
Duh, this is the big game!
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Against the big rivals!
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Don't forget to do the touchdowns.
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Coach, I feel funny.
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Me, too.
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And I can't stop counting like this.
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[vampire-like]
One! Ah-ah-ah! Two! Ah-ah-ah!
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Duh, that's just 'cause your body's
going through, uh...
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Uh, what's it called? Duh...
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Pewterby! Tooberty!
[rumbling]
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Uh, computer-bee!
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Uh, just...
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Anyway, it's normal,
so don't worry about it.
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[growling]
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[screaming]
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♪
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[crowd cheering]
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♪
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Thanks for coming to help me
with this vampire problem,
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Dot-From-Another-Timeline.
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Thank you for performing the ritual
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to summon me from the mirror dimension
with the Cornelius Gem.
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DOT:
You got it mixed up.
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I used the mirror gem to summon you
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from the Cornelius dimension.
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Remember? In the musical episode?
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This primetime teen drama
has really gone off the rails.
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It was supposed to be a re-imagining
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of the timeless American classic
The Crucible.
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Yeah, but then
we started chasing ratings.
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Just like you're about to start
chasing some vampires.
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Giddy-up!
[starts motorcycle]
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[roaring]
[horse whinnies]
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Time to raise the stakes!
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♪ teen drama music ♪
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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Mickey Spillane-y ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪ Planet-eating warlords ♪
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♪ Legion of Grimlox ♪
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♪ Conquest of Earth lead by ♪
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♪ Dire Commander Starbox ♪
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♪ When he finds a planet
where beings are rife ♪
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♪ We descend and consume
all the sentient life ♪
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♪ When he sends the signal,
we start the invading ♪
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♪ Until then, we're waiting,
we're waiting ♪
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♪ We're waiting! ♪
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♪
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CINDY:
When a dog goes to a dog park,
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you let it off the, uh, the leash,
and let it--
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the dog run around.
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Yeah, they run around, chasing each other.
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They're kinda playing dog tag and...
[spacecraft beeping]
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[laughs]
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Dogs say hello by sniffing their butts
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and farting at each other.
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Hello. Bark, bark. Right back at you.
[barking]
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Ooh!
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♪
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[gasps]
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Can I have that?
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[both struggle]
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Hm... Ha!
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[Cindy singing]
♪ Dogs are sweet ♪
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♪ Dogs are free,
dogs are cute ♪
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♪ And there's nothing you can do ♪
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♪ To make me take that back ♪
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♪ Dogs are sweet ♪
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♪ Dogs are cute, dogs are furry,
and they are drooly ♪
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[dog whining]
[giggles]
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♪ I like dogs, I like dogs ♪
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Thank you.
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I love dogs!
[screaming]
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[muffled screaming]
[dog grunting]
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[screaming]
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Don't chew him like that!
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[weak groaning]
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Chew on him like this.
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[crunching]
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[panting]
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[struggling]
The rules to dog tag are...
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[yelling]
dogs have to chase each other,
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and then they all have to go
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to the different side of yard,
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and then do it all over again...
[beeping]
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...until 10 times it has been done.
[barking]
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[wind blowing]
[growling, snarling]
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[laughs, panting]
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[gasping]
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[beeping]
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♪
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[screams, grimaces]
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I think maybe I fell in some poop.
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Huh?
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But probably not, so that's okay.
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[sighs]
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[zapping]
[babbling]
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
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[panting]
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[groan, angry grunt]
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[beeping]
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[growls]
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[soft laugh]
[beep, whirring]
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♪
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[crowd cheering]
[chains rattle]
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[grunts]
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[laughing]
[beeping]
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[grunts]
[growls]
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[grunting]
[yelling]
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[aliens yell]
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[barking]
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[yelling, panting]
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[screaming, grunt]
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Hey, come back to the party, please.
[barking]
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Fetch!
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Ha! [grunting]
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[scared groaning]
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Excuse me. I said fetch, please.
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Ha!
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[grunts]
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[growls]
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[grunting]
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[quiet clicking]
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♪
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[gasps]
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[snarls]
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[barking]
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[growling]
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[whining]
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[dogs growling]
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♪
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[snickering]
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[growling, barking]
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[yelling]
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[yelling]
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[dog whines]
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[snickering]
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[dogs barking, whining]
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[whining]
[beeping]
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You're a good dog.
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[whining]
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[sighs]
There you are!
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I missed you.
[grumbles]
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You're safe now.
[growls]
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♪
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Hey! Your special outfit fell off.
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[gasps, yells]
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[wind blowing]
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That's better. You're welcome.
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[laughing]
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♪
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[yelps, gulps]
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I'm the rat queen.
[wagon squeaking]
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♪ We're waiting, we're waiting ♪
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♪ We're waiting! ♪
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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪
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[squeaking]
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Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
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[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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[wind blowing]
[sign creaking]
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♪
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[singing on radio]
♪ I love you a lot... ♪
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LOCAL DJ: [on radio]
Rise and shine, sleepyheads!
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You're listening to WB-B-CHEAP,
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the only station that blew
its entire musical licensing budget
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on one song. [nervous laugh]
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It's another icy cold morning.
[snoring, yelp]
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Don't take my word for it!
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Ask Pennsylvania Bill! Yes!
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It's that special time of year
when we task a rodent
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with predicting the weather.
It's Woodchuck Day!
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And I know I say this
every Woodchuck Day, folks,
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but if a prophesizing woodchuck
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isn't a surefire sign of the end times,
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I'm not sure what is!
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Repent! Repent!
Repent now before it's too late!
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Okay, folks. You know how this one goes.
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- [snoring]
- Pinky! Pinky, wake up!
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[grunting]
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Oh, Brain.
I was having the most wonderful dream.
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We were living in
an experimental research facility,
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and the horrible genetic testing
had made one of us a genius
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and the other insane.
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That wasn't a dream, Pinky.
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That's a pithy description
of our real-life antics.
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[gasps]
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Am I the genius?
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[gasps]
Can my new name be Thinky?!
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Just get up,
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you slumbering saddle-goose.
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It's Woodchuck Day!
We have a world to take over!
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♪ polka music ♪
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[kids laughing]
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[crowd cheering]
PINKY: Okay, Brain, it's not that
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I don't understand your plan because,
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well, I am a genius after all,
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but maybe we could go over it once more
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to make sure that, um, you get it?
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Third time wasn't the charm then,
was it, Pinky?
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Oh, come on. It's Thinky now!
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Pinky? Brain? I thought it was you!
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Pinky, who is this rotund rodent,
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and why does he know our names?
273
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,069
Hey now.
Don't tell me you don't remember
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00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,566
- your old lab-mate Egwind!
- Narf!
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I was dissected alive in
a middle school science class?
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- Poit!
- You transformed me
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into a fearsome were-mouse,
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causing me to be crushed
by heavy machinery?
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- Zort!
- Zort. Exactly!
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Oh, so good to see you guys!
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Once again,
we shall be Pinky, the Brain,
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and Egwi--
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Fare thee well!
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[crunch]
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♪
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[crowd cheering]
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Listen closely this time, Pinky.
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I have invented a "smart snowboard,"
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secretly programed to carve the slopes
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at the precise angles required
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to cause a massive
avalanche over Pittsburgh.
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Oh, but Brain,
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hasn't Pittsburgh suffered enough?
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- [grunts]
- No. You see, Pinky,
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Pittsburgh is the location
of this year's G20 summit.
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At the perfect moment,
this avalanche will trap
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the world's preeminent heads of state
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beneath an impenetrable layer of ice,
creating a power vacuum
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in which I will seize
geopolitical control.
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[choking]
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[clicking]
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00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,716
♪
303
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,306
But, Brain, how are you
going to get people
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to buy your snowboards? [gasps]
305
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,442
Please say we get to make our own coupons!
306
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,186
Two words. Woodchuck Day.
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00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,193
We shall rig the outcome
of today's ceremony,
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ensuring that famed meteorological marmot
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"Pennsylvania Bill" does see his shadow,
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thus predicting another
six weeks of winter.
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00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,831
Posing as a "snow bro,"
I will sell my boards
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to a fanatic consumer base
of alpine enthusiasts
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made rabid by the prospect
of an extended ski season.
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Look upon my steezy visage,
Pinky, and despair.
315
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,878
Do you mean you're finally into cosplay?
316
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:22,392
Oh, this year's Cartoon-Con
is going to be off... the... hook!
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00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:25,346
Who should I be?
The Iron Rodent? Pinky Quinn.
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Wonder Womouse?!
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00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:30,061
Oh, ho. Yours is the most
crucial role of all, my friend.
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Today, you shall become
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Pinksylvania Bill!
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[cute squeak]
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♪
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Hm...
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Perfect. The likeness is uncanny!
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00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,447
Shouldn't I be more furry?
[squeaking]
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00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,411
We're already treading a fine line
328
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:50,372
with that side of the fanbase, Pinky.
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[excited squeaking]
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Just remember to say
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that you can see your shadow.
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Do you follow me?
333
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,341
Of course, I follow you, Brain.
334
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:08,314
A classic INFJ personality type
like me is a born follower.
335
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:10,927
Now, what were you saying
about a shadow, Brain?
336
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,234
Brain? Yoo-hoo!
337
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,648
[polka continues]
[applause, cheering]
338
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,646
Best get into character.
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00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,398
[stilted]
Shred, shred. Shredding the gnar.
340
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,951
Truly, I am stoked about gooey pow.
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00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:23,986
Nailing it.
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00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,155
[gasps]
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00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,122
Hear ye, hear ye!
344
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,038
On this February 2nd,
Pennsylvania Bill
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00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,038
has emerged from his burrow to announce
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00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,790
whether we can expect
six more weeks of winter
347
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,792
or an early spring.
348
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,844
Bill, can you see your shadow?
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00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,508
Okay. Think, Thinky.
350
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:44,507
Brain wants to sell snowboards,
so it should be cold,
351
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,350
which means there should be no sun,
352
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,425
and without sun...
353
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,350
I can't see my shadow!
354
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,229
An early spring, folks!
355
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,186
[cheering]
356
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,845
Early spring! Awesome!
357
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,114
[stilted]
I am amped to shoot the curl.
358
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:01,526
If in doubt, paddle out,
my bruhs and bruh-ettes!
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00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,947
♪
360
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,696
No, wait!
Don't buy from this layabout.
361
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:10,618
Bruh, you live by the board,
you die by the board, bruh.
362
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,869
Yeah? Well, you, uh...
363
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,621
- Oh, I wish I had a comeback for that.
- Oh, Brain,
364
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,464
I think I did it all wrong.
365
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:21,415
Indeed. Your main mistake
was applying logic
366
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,931
to a Germanic superstition
based on a soothsaying squirrel.
367
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,585
So, Thinky did a Stinky?
368
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,433
Hm. Yes.
369
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,058
I think we can safely revert
to your previous moniker, Pinky.
370
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:35,767
Come. We must return to the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.
371
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,019
Why, Brain? What are we
gonna do tomorrow night?
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00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,651
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
373
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:41,939
Try to take over the--
374
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,612
- [beep]
- ♪ I love you a lot... ♪
375
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,281
LOCAL DJ:
Rise and shine, sleepyheads!
376
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,621
You're listening to WB-B-CHEAP,
377
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,996
the only station that blew
its entire musical licensing budget
378
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,785
on one song. [nervous laugh]
379
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,379
It's another icy cold morning.
[snoring, yelp]
380
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,165
Don't take my word for it!
381
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,589
Ask Pennsylvania Bill!
[snoring]
382
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,168
[faucet runs]
Yes! It's that
383
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,093
special time of year when we task a rodent
with predicting the weather.
384
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,012
It's Woodchuck Day!
385
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,931
You're playing yesterday's tape,
you provincial pancake turner.
386
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,271
[snoring]
387
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,266
Pinky! Pinky, wake up!
388
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,597
[honk]
[yelp]
389
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:22,234
Oh, Brain.
I was having the most wonderful dream.
390
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,902
We were living in an
experimental research facility,
391
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,653
and the horrible genetic testing--
392
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,954
Had one of us as a genius
and the other insane. I know.
393
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,039
Wow! Goosebumps, Brain! How did--
394
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,246
It's a pithy description of our...
395
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,956
real-life antics.
396
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,462
[gasps] Am I the genius?
397
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:43,459
♪ polka music ♪
398
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:46,722
Well, it's certainly starting
to feel like I'm going insane.
399
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,125
- Can my--
- No, you most definitely
400
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,554
cannot be called Thinky.
401
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,224
Once again, we shall
be Pinky, the Brain, and--
402
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,604
- Mind your...
- Ah!
403
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,309
Fare the well!
404
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:00,895
[crunch]
405
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,113
...step. Huh.
406
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:06,986
We're already treading a fine line
with that side of the fanbase, Pinky.
407
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,621
[excited squeaking]
Pinky, have you ever had déjà vu?
408
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:15,827
Oh no, Brain, definitely not.
409
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,327
But I do have the strangest feeling
410
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,670
you've asked me that exact question before
411
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,996
in circumstances
that were identical to this
412
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,341
at some undefined moment in the past,
413
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,967
which I can't be sure actually happened.
Poit!
414
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,045
Just remember to say
415
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,260
you can see your shadow, do you foll--
416
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:35,851
I-- No, wait.
That phrase caused issues last time.
417
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,480
Do... you... get... it?
418
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,555
Of course, I get "it," Brain.
419
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,980
I mean, really, what's not
to get about an evil clown
420
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,073
who lives in the sewer? Narf!
421
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,818
Now, what were you saying
about a shadow, Brain?
422
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,071
Brain?
423
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,952
I can't see my shadow!
424
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,739
An early spring, folks!
[crowd cheering]
425
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:59,582
Bruh, you live by the board,
you die by the board, bruh.
426
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,580
Oh, yeah? Well, you're...
427
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,834
The thing about surf culture is...
428
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:08,508
Oh, come on, Brain. You've had
all day to think of a comeback.
429
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,215
Where did I go wrong, Br--
430
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:14,175
Logic, Germanic superstition,
soothsaying squirrel, yada yada.
431
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,758
Come on, Pinky. Let's put today...
432
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,813
both todays behind us.
433
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,887
We must return to the lab
and prepare for--
434
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,773
- [beep]
- ♪ I love you a lot... ♪
435
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,270
LOCAL DJ: Rise and shine,
sleepyheads! You're listening to...
436
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,864
Same song, same local doomsayer,
437
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:33,030
same incompetent sidekick
hogging the blanket.
438
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,660
The circumstance in which
I find myself is rather like
439
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,827
that awful, repetitive
Bill Murray film, Pinky.
440
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,997
You know the one
with that surly protagonist
441
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:44,206
who somehow learns to
"change and grow as a character"
442
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,498
after an endless array
of monotonous scenes.
443
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,170
Bah! And to think
some people actually liked
444
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,091
Garfield: The Movie.
445
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,469
Pinky? Pinky!
446
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,507
[yelps, grunt]
447
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,886
Oh, Brain.
I was having the most--
448
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,769
It wasn't a dream,
you aren't the genius,
449
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:02,976
and I'm never going to refer
to you as Thinky.
450
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,056
Oh...
451
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:05,601
Sad narf.
452
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,444
Pinky, are you familiar
with George Santayana?
453
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,860
I think so, Brain,
454
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,398
but are we sure
Santa's first name is George?
455
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,030
He was a philosopher who stated,
456
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:18,410
"Those who cannot remember
the past are condemned to repeat it."
457
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,488
It seems the fates
have given me the chance
458
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,254
to relive this day over and over again.
459
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,537
If I can exploit this temporal loop
460
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,421
to learn from my past mistakes,
461
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,337
I can use trial and error
to successfully entomb
462
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,417
the world's leaders beneath an avalanche
463
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,262
and finally take over the world!
464
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,929
[radio song playing]
Repeat after me. I can see my shadow.
465
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:43,021
I can see my shadow.
466
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,096
I can-- Narf! See my shadow.
467
00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:48,983
He can not see his shadow.
468
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,361
[crowd cheering]
469
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,148
Bruh, you live by the board...
470
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,361
[beep]
LOCAL DJ: Rise and shine, sleepyheads!
471
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,533
Fare thee...
472
00:19:57,531 --> 00:20:01,371
You'll say, "There is my shadow." There!
473
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,498
Where is my shadow? Where?
474
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:04,535
[cheering]
475
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,418
...you die by the board, bruh.
476
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,205
[beep]
LOCAL DJ: Rise and shine--
477
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,628
...well!
478
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,876
Just say "yes."
479
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:12,879
No.
480
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,170
Bruh...
481
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:17,343
♪
482
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,892
- [squeaking]
- Very well, Pinky.
483
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,716
Your continued incompetence has forced me
484
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:24,522
to do something I never wanted to do.
485
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,846
[pop]
486
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:28,061
[gasps] Oh,
487
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,271
it's Pennsyl-Brain-ia Bill!
488
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,732
[unzipping, thud]
489
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,732
Just attend the snowboard stall
490
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,824
and give a barely coherent sales pitch
491
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,159
about how unreasonably excited you are
492
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:40,365
by the prospect of frozen precipitation.
493
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,408
Hear ye, hear ye!
494
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,789
On this February 2nd,
Pennsylvania Bill emerged--
495
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,457
Let's cut straight to the point,
shall we? The answer is yes.
496
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,668
I can see my shadow.
497
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,208
No ifs, buts, or misheard narfs about it.
498
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,013
Six more weeks of winter.
499
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,756
I, Pennsylvania Bill, have spoken!
500
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,351
[crowd cheering]
501
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,716
[change clattering]
502
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,095
It's working. At last!
503
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,271
You! Polyurethane jockey!
504
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,060
[confused laugh]
505
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:12,943
You live by the board,
506
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,860
you die by the board! Ha!
507
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,859
- Bruh...
- Got him.
508
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,991
♪
509
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,329
Go forth, you fools.
510
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,195
Shred! Carve!
[beep]
511
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:28,212
Stalefish to your fickle heart's content!
512
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:30,495
[whirring]
Little do you know,
513
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,709
each 540 Backside McTwist
514
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,339
brings you closer to your doom!
[crackling, rumbling]
515
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,917
[both laugh]
516
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:38,923
[gasps]
517
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:41,934
♪
518
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:43,427
[rumbling]
519
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,390
[rumbling]
520
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,943
Ugh. And I won in a landslide.
521
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:54,306
- The irony is palpable.
- Madam President, on me now!
522
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,820
Pinky, mark today down in your diary.
523
00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,398
Why, Brain?
What's so special about today?
524
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:01,324
And who's Mark?
525
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,742
Quiet. Don't ruin the moment.
526
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,700
We are finally
taking over the world!
527
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:10,042
[evil laughter]
528
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,498
♪
529
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:16,552
♪
530
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:21,152
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