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Tyrell thought maybe
you would like

to take his place
on the food truck.

I'm interested.

Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...

Mr. Cutler fired me.

He said if I couldn't control
my talent,

then he would hire
someone who could.

You were the only good thing
about this last year.

You were for me, too.

Hey, maybe we could
do dinner

sometime with Theo,

whenever you're ready to
introduce him to Anna.

I don't think that's gonna be
happening anytime soon.

You guys
have a great dinner.

Eddie, wait.

Dr. Jessica said
I have to let go

of the things I can't control
and try to forgive myself.

She also said that I have
to stop being the person

that starts every sentence
with "Dr. Jessica said."

Your dad has been having
some memory problems.

I might have maybe forgotten
it was her birthday.

I think you need
to get your dad checked out.

♪♪

[ Siren wailing ]

♪♪

Walter:
See that curb over there?

That's where I picked you up
after you were born.

In my Continental Coupe.

Worked my butt off to make sure
I brought you home in style.

'Course we didn't have
baby seats in those days.

Your mom just sat in the back

and held you in her arms
the whole way home.

It's a wonder
Generation X even exists.

January 17, 1978.

Dad, my birthday's
January 15th.

And we took you home from the
hospital exactly two days later.

I get it.
I get it.

You remember all the details.

Which is why I didn't need
to pass that cognitive test

to tell me
I am perfectly fine.

You passed with
a 7 out of 10.

If I brought home 70%
on a test in high school

you would have grounded me
for a week.

Besides, the doctor says
we won't know anything for sure

until we get the MRI.

I'm telling you right now,
I'm not getting an MRI.

But, Pop --
Just give me
the parking ticket.

I thought I had it.

Maybe we need to be worried
about your memory issues.

Attendant: Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, buddy.

Back it up.

[ Gearshift clicks ]

[ Brakes squeal lightly ]

[ Sighs ][ Clears throat ]

Sorry, my son seems
to have forgotten

where he put our ticket.

If you don't have your ticket,
you gotta pay for the full day.

$20.

We were only here
for 45 minutes.

That's $2,
and even that'srobbery.

I'm sorry, sir, but if you
don't have your ticket...

Call my doctor.
He'll tell you.

...it'll be $20.

Let me speak to
your supervisor.

Okay, I'll go get him.

20 bucks.

Hey, I got it, Pop.

Don't you dare give him
that money.

I'm telling you,

if you don't open your
stupid gate right now...Dad.

...I'm gonna drive
right through it.

Oh, no.

[ Engine revs, tires screech ]Dad, what are you doing?!

[ Air hissing ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Air hissing ]

Hey, good thing you saved us
20 bucks, Pop.

We can put it towards
$500 worth of tires.

Oh.

Here it is.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Door creaking ]

Hey, beautiful.
I'm home.

Katherine: Finally.

What took you so long?

Uh, traffic on Beacon
was terrible.

Mm. God, you were killing me
with your texts today.

Meetra kept asking me
why I was blushing.

[ Giggles ]

Are we -- Are we --

Are we good?
Yeah.

It's Wednesday. Eddie and Theo
left for dinner 10 minutes ago.Oh.

You know how Theo loves his
all-you-can-eat breadsticks.

What about the couch?

We do some of our
best work there.

Yeah, we sure do.

[ Laughs ]

[ Door opens ]We're back!

Ah, T. Hey!

Uh...
[ Clears throat ]

That -- Th-- Th--
That was fast.

Yeah, we decided to
just get takeout

and keep working on
our miniature skate park.

Hey, I'll be right back.

I can't build on a full bladder.

[ Sighs ] Greta,
I got you extra spicy.

That's your favorite, right?

Sure is.

Well, prepare to get messy.
[ Chuckles ]

Already was.

Oh...

I'm interrupting.

We just thought we had
a little more time.

I am so sorry.

Should we go?

Yes.No.

No, it's -- it's fine.

I have been coming over here
a lot lately, haven't I?

Just the last five nights.

Eddie: Oh, God.

I'm the house guest
that never leaves.

You're going through
a tough time with Anna,

and the breakup...

Look, you're welcome here
anytime.

Right, Greta?

Of course, yeah.
Right.

Just maybe not allthe time.

Theo: So are we using
the instructions,

or are we going rogue
this time?

Actually, I am gonna take
my mac n cheese to go.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Mov'n is going into surge
pricing, I gotta take advantage.

Eddie: Love you, pal.Okay.

Tomorrow night, then?

Uh, actually, you know what?

Let's just play that by ear.

Okay. Bye, Dad.[ Door opens ]

So, how are you at Legos?

Theo: I'll get us set up.

[ Door closes ]

♪♪

Oh. Ah.

Morning sickness
is back, huh?

I mean, um, uh,
hyperemesis gravidarum,

which is strangely
not a Harry Potter spell.

No, but it is a curse.

I totally duped myself into
thinking I was getting better

over the last few weeks,
and then this morning?

Boom.
I'm so sorry.

I tell you what --
I'll go to the store,

I'll get you
whatever you want

as soon as I get some of this
gravidarum cleaned up

off the floor here.[ Groans softly ]

Oh, boy! Never mind.[ Colin licking ]

Colin -- he's gonna
do the job for us,

and that's gonna give me
some hyperemesis gravidarum.

Oh, you poor thing.

Maybe that's something
you can discuss today

in your therapy session
with Dr. Jessica

and not with me...
[breathes deeply]

right now.

Know your audience.
Got it. Check.

I'm sorry.

All I can keep down
is bubbly water and Ensure,

and of course
this is happening

when I'm trying to bank as
many episodes as I can at work.

How many episodes does your boss
expect you to bank?

I don't know,
but based on the fact

that Mr. Cutler's golden boy,
"Colton Cutler,"

hasn't even
acknowledged my pregnancy,

I'm guessing he and his dad
want me to be off the air

for as short a time
as possible.

Aaand rather than ask him
outright,

you're just gonna wing it?

Yep.

I'm happy to avoid
talking to him altogether.

And not just because his
natural musk makes me ill.

[ Chuckles ]

You know I love it when you
make fun of anybody, really,

so I hesitate
to put this out there,

but [inhales deeply]

I did meet him,
and he seemed harmless enough.

Don't fall for it.

He acts all nice, but he has had
it in for me ever since he said

that he thinks that "cancel
culture is ruining our country,"

and I said, "That is
grossly oversimplifying

a complex issue."

If I remember correctly, you
actually called him a simpleton.

[ Clicks tongue ]
Oh, yeah.

I gotta go.

Oh, road dog.
Oh, God, yes.

Thank you.

You're the best.

Please tell Dr. Jessica
I said that

to make up for all the horrible
things that I've done to you.

Will do.
Okay.

Mm--
Ooh.

What?

Did you brush
your teeth today?

Yes. [ Blows ]

Mnh.

Which is bad?
That's bad?

It's just -- I can smell
your toothpaste from here,

so I'm gonna go.

Love you, too.

[ Door closes ]

Wow. If she had smelled
the everything bagel I had

before I brushed,
you would've gotten seconds.

That's on me.

Oh, what do we have here?

Those are dog biscuits!

Not bad.

It comes free
with any sandwich.

Andyou get a sandwich?

Well, Sophie and I
have been parking the truck

down by this new dog park
in Roxbury.

Baby,
business has been crazy.

That's a rough neighborhood,
isn't it?

Yeah, it's rough,
and now "ruff"![ Cellphone rings ]

[ Chuckles ] Never been more
in love with you.

You better be talking
to your wife.

Don't worry, Pop.
She's right here.

When's my car
gonna be ready?

It's been three days.

You're talking about
vintage white wall tires.

It might take a minute
to track 'em down.

Oh. I forgot to tell you.
The -- The garage called.

His tires are in.

What'd you say?

No, no, no.
That -- That was Gina.

She was just --
just letting me know

that she had heard
from the garage today.

They were saying that your tires
were on backorder.

Could take a couple of weeks.

A couple of weeks?!

I don't have any food
in the house.

I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna come by in a bit,

take you to the store.

Fine.
Don't keep me waiting.

Okay, bye.

You wanna tell me why
you're lying to your father?

I don't think it's safe for him
to be driving right now.

At least not until
he's had that MRI

and we know exactly
what's going on with him.

You know, I-I was talking
to Delilah,

and she was saying
with her dad's dementia,

she waited too long,

until he accidentally
ran a red light,

came this close
to hitting a school bus.

God forbid that my dad
hurt himself or anybody else.

No, I get it.

And I think you need to have
an honest conversation with him

about that.
I can't.

You -- You know how some kids
find their dad's Playboys

hidden under his bed?

My dad hid his own
magazines, too,

except they were called
Car and Driver.
[ Chuckles ]

He didn't want me and Omar
bending the pages.

I'm gonna need
some hardcore proof

before I even think
about dropping that bomb.

My compliments to the chef,
though.

Mm.

♪♪

Who's married to a man
who eats dog biscuits. Mm.

♪♪

♪ Regina's making
pastrami sammies ♪

♪ They're my all-time
favorite kind ♪

♪ All that
salty cured meat! ♪

♪♪

♪ Ooh, it's sublime!

♪ Regina's pastramiiii!

♪ Don't know what rhymes
with pastrami! ♪

♪ Gotta get
some pastramiiii! ♪

♪ It's just diviiiine!

Ow!
[ Applause ]

Sophie: Thank you.

All right, I hate to break up
the jam sesh,

but these people gotta eat.

Coming, boss!

Thank you.

All right.

No, no.

Half's yours.

No, not...
[ Sighs ]

Just take it.

Thank you.

I'll see you again tomorrow?You know it.

Thanks, Soph.

♪♪

[ Elevator bell dings ]

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

Good morning.

Maggie.

Hi.

So, our favorite person,
"Colton Cutler,"

wants to see you.

It seems serious.

He's wearing even
more cologne than usual.

Oh, great.

I guess he wanted to be
extra fragrant

for the maternity leave talk
we've been avoiding.
Ohh.

Right.

Okay,
um, keep me posted?

Yeah.

[ Inhales sharply ]

Maggie, come on in.

How you feeling?

[ Strained ] Good. Great.

How far along are you now,
uh, seven months?

[ Exhaling deeply ]
Uh...

more like, um,
seven and a half.

[ Chuckles ]
Great.

[ Chuckling ] Great.

Well, I wanted to...

Yeah, finally discuss
the baby elephant in the room.

...give you this.

Oh.

W-- [ Chuckles ]

You didn't have to do that.

This is so...

Is this a soda machine?

I heard you telling Claudia

you can only keep down
bubbly water.

So, more a gift
for you than baby.

Wow.

That is so nice.

Yeah, what is it
you wanted to discuss?

Uh, the baby elephant?

Oh, right. Um...

yeah, I wanted to find out
how many episodes

you wanted me to bank
before you-know-who arrives.

Yeah, uh, let me think about
that and I'll get back to you.

Soon.

Okay. Wow.

You got that?
Yeah.

Okay.

[ Clears throat ]

Oh, there's little
flavor packets

in case you want
some citrus essence.

I-I read that that can help
with the nausea.

[ Clicks tongue ]
Yeah, it really does.

[ Voice breaking ]
Thank you, Colton Cutler.

Have a good show!
Yeah.

[ Dog barking in distance ]

Hey, uh, is Sophie around?

She went to the store.

Can I help you
with something?

I figured out what rhymes
with pastrami --

the second best
deli meat, salami.

And origami.

But those lyrics would be
a bit weird without context.

[ Chuckles ]

Uh, yeah, I'll --
I'll be sure to tell her.

Okay. Thanks.
Yeah.

♪♪

[ Breathes deeply ]

Uh, she's been there for me
in such an amazing way

through my final rounds of chemo
and losing my dad,

and [sighs]
I'm trying to help Maggie

through this pregnancy,

but it just feels like
I'm stepping on booby traps.

There's a lactation joke
in there somewhere,

Dr. Jessica: [ Laughs ]I just --
I-I can't summon it.

Haha! 10 points for me.

Okay, Gary,
we do not keep score.

We don't.

Ido.

Pregnancy, especially
first pregnancies,

can be
a huge identity shift.

I can't believe
I don't know this.

Are you a parent?

You pay me way too much per hour
to talk about myself.

Damn.

You're good.
Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, it sounds like
Maggie's spiraling a bit

and maybe taking it out
on her safe person?

Mm-hmm.

And supporting her might look
less like trying to make it okay

and more like encouraging her
through the rough parts.

How do I do that?

One way could be
reminding her of who she is.

Her strength, her power.

Oh. Hm.
Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, looks like
my next client is here.

What do you think --
should I tell them?

[ Sighs ]
Tell them what?

That I'm your favorite.

[ Laughs ]

[ Knock on door ]

[ Door creaks ]

Hey, bro.

Hey. Greta.

Come on in.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I-I do
house calls now.

I heard somebody
at this residence

would like a dolphin tattooed
on their lower back?

I think that might clash
with my monarch butterfly,

but, uh, since you came
all this way,

the least I can do
is offer you a lemonade.

Sure.

And while I drink it,
I will apologize for last night.

Oh, it's okay.

You know, I'm always
happy to take Theo

for more than
my allotted time

if you two
ever want to be alone.

Thanks, but what I said,
it -- it wasn't cool.

Did Katherine guilt-trip you
into coming over here?

Oh, my God, she totally
guilt-tripped me.

The key in that situation
is to avoid all eye contact.

The second you look her
in the eye, she owns you.

Excellent tip.

It doesn't change the fact
that she's right.

I think I've been hiding out
over at you guys' place

because, well, I'm not
very good at being alone.

Well, who says
you have to be alone?

I mean, Bex down
at Strobe Lights

is a huge Red Ferns fan.

Mm.

No fans.

No, I want someone to like me
for who I am now.

Not some guy I used to be.

But [chuckles]
check this out.

Oh, I'm intrigued.

What do you think?

A dating profile.

Too soon?

Uh, I don't know.

I'm the wrong person to ask.

I mean, Julia and I
were separated for like

five minutes when Katherine
walked into my gin joint.

And that got
a little sticky.

Yeah, but you guys make it
look so easy now.

That's what I want --
something simple.

Without all the drama
and involuntary manslaughter.

[ Chuckles ]

But I just don't really know
what I'm doing here.

I mean, "Recently divorced
Mov'n driver

with a substance abuse
problem."

Hey. "Five star
recently divorced

Mov'n driver with
a substance abuse problem."[ Chuckles ]

I just don't know if I'm really
what women are looking for.

Well, lucky for you,
your ex-wife's girlfriend

knows exactly what
women are looking for.

All right, give me this.

♪♪

Did you make
a grocery list?

I don't need one.

I'm on the seafood diet.

I see food and I eat it.

Glad you still remembered
that joke.

Hmm?Hmm?

Nothing.

Hey, son, I'm gonna need you

to make a right
at the next corner.

I thought we were going
to the grocery store.

We are, but first I gotta
talk to my guy, Larry.

Larry?
Who's Larry?

He's a Lexus dealer.

He's about to sell me
my new car.

A new car?

Wh-- What are you
talking about, Dad?

I'm tired of waiting on that old
junker to come out of the shop.

I got a credit score
in the 800s,

a pension I can barely spend,
and exactly zero grandkids.

I'm buying a car.

♪♪

[ Dog barks ]

Do you know that Joseph
once met Joni Mitchell?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, she was
at some outdoor cafe

and he played one of her songs
for her on his harmonica.

Wow, cool.

Almost too cool.
[ Chuckles ]

What do you mean?

Just, maybe take what he says
with a grain of salt.

You've been spending a lot
of time with him,

but we don't really
know him all that well.

[ Register drawer closes ]

So, do you want --

What, you want me
to stop playing with him?

I know I said you guys
could busk that first day,

but now I need you to focus
on working on the truck.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, of course.
You're right.

Thank you.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Who would play you
in the biopic of your life?

Jake Gyllenhaal.

[ Chuckling ] Wow,
you had that at the ready.

"Read the Book"
or "Seen the Movie"?

"Read the Book."

Seriously?

I've never seen you
read anything

besides the back
of a cereal box.

"Seen the Movie."
[ Sighs ]

All right,
questions are done,

now we just need
a profile pic.

I actually got a couple
of cute ones

of you and Theo
the other night.

Um.

What about this?

I mean, it's nice.
It's handsome.

[ Chuckles ]But you can't see the chair.

So?

[ Chuckling ] So...

I mean, I don't want her
showing up to our first date

seeing that I'm in a chair

and thinking I'm, like,
catfishing her or something.

Oh, wow.

I-I-I never thought of that.

Well, I have to.

[ Chuckles ]
[ Sighs ]

Anyone who shows up and has
a problem with your chair,

they'll have canceled themselves
in the first five seconds.

I am pretty comfortable
with myself in this thing,

but waiting to see
if she is, too...

it sort of sounds
like torture.

On the other hand, you know,

say I do put the chair
in the picture

and no one even
gives me a chance.

Everyone on this app
is hiding who they really are.

I mean, that's why
they make padded bras.

[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ]

But you can do
whatever you want here.

I mean,
it's totally your call.

Do you have one with me
in the chair?

Right here.

Let's go with that one.

If it's a dealbreaker,
they swipe left and move on.

You got it.

♪♪

[ Beeps ]

Roger: I love her, but it's
starting to feel like

maybe I'm more committed
to us than she is.

Maggie: Mm-hmm.

It's so bad,
I'm too embarrassed

to talk to my friends about it,

but she still
doesn't seem to care...

What took you so long?

I had to go to the pharmacy
to get them.

I thought you said
they didn't work anyway?

They don't, but it's worse
without them.

Okay.

Well, Roger, I think
the question here

is not whyyour girlfriend
is bringing home...

[Strained]
peanuts...

...when...

she knows
that it could send you

into anaphylactic shock,

but how you'll respond when
she arrives home with the --

with the...

peanu--

Well, how do you think
I should respond?Gary: You're --

You're okay.Ugh.

Dr. Bloom?

A-Are you there?

Uh.

Uh, h-hi --

Uh. Hi. Sorry.

Sorry Dr. Bloom
had to, uh,

step out for just a --
a moment.

My name is -- is Gary.

Um.

M--

Maybe I-I can help you.
Maybe.

Roger: At this point,
I'm at a total loss.

I have so much invested.

I don't know what to do.

Whoa.

Uh, okay, Roger, well,
remember, I'm just a guy --

I am not a therapist,

but if she is knowingly
bringing something

that can kill you
into the home?

Rodge. Ya gotta bounce.

Ugh. Bounce?

You really think so?

Without question,
my dude.

Oh, man. Thank you, Gary.
And you're so right.

I-I gotta break up with her,
'cause it's insane, right?

Absolutely.
Certifiably cray.

Oh, no.

All right.
Uh. Good luck to Roger.I gotta get back.

Uh, now what do we do?

We take, like, a break?

Oh...
You know what?

Let's take --
Let's take one more call.

Who --
Who do we got waiting?

Claudia: We have Sarah
from Bayview.

Claudia!

Sarah from Bayview.
[ Chuckles]

Hope this
isn't about peanuts.

♪♪

Greta: So much bare skin.

I'm like da Vinci looking
at a blank canvas.[ Computer chimes ]

Oh, look at this.
I have a match.

Ooh, very pretty.

Oh, and judging by the
Nat King Cole poster,

she's got
good taste in music,

so she's probably never heard
of the Red Ferns.

Hey, we had a few hits, okay?[ Chuckles ]

Wow.

She liked the photo of me
in the wheelchair.

There you go.[ Chuckling ] Okay.

So what do I do now?

You send her a picture
of what you're packing.

Seriously?No.

No one needs to see
what you're packing,

unless your name is Marie Kondo,
and in that case,

like, congratulations
on sparking a movement.

Oh, she wants to meet
this afternoon.

Ooh.

Well, my work here is done.

♪♪

Walter: What's going on
under the hood?

Larry: 416 horsepower,
with a twin turbo V6 engine.

Look at the sunroof.

More like
a moon-stars-and-sun-roof

with everything
you can see out of it.[ Chuckles ]

And because of the glass roof's
unique design,

it provides a larger opening
and more interior headroom

than a conventional roof.

[ Chuckling ]
Well, I'm sold.

That's great.

Let's go get started
on the paperwork.

Hey, Larry. Larry?

You mind giving my dad and I
a minute?

Of course.

Dad, you are not buying
a car today.

Oh, really?

And why is that?

'Cause the truth is --

My car's been ready
since 9:00 a.m.?

You knew?

After I got off the phone
with you,

I called the garage to complain
about why it was taking so long.

Yeah, of course you did.

You wanna tell me
why you lied to me?

[ Sighs ] 'Cause
I don't want you driving.

Not until we get that MRI.

I'm telling you, there's
nothing wrong with me.

Yeah, tell that
to the parking lot guy

who watched you blow not one,
not two, but all four tires.

The only reason I forgot
my car was in reverse

was because that guy
was being a complete ass.

I've been driving
for 60 years

and haven't had so much
as a speeding ticket.

I'm sorry, Pop.

It is too risky.

What if you hurt yourself --
or someone else?

Tell you what --

give me a road test.

What? You mean, like --

Let's go get my car
and we'll do a road test.

If I so much
as roll a stop sign,

I'll give you my keys,

but if I don't make
any mistakes,

you cease and desist.

So, do we have a deal?

We have a deal.

♪♪

I don't know, Janet.

[ Sighs ]
I mean, maybe this is him

taking it out
on his safe person,

which is what
my therapist would say --

shout out
Dr. Jessica Bruno!

'Sup?

But I feel like this
is something else.

So, uh, I'm gonna say
ya gotta bounce. [ Chuckles ]

And I'm proud to announce that,
uh, it is my turn to bounce,

because we are all
back in the room

with an actual professional,
Dr. Bloom!

Okay.
Sorry, everyone.

I had to step away,
but I am back.

We have Allison
from Newton.

Allison: Hi, Dr. Bloom.
Big fan.Aww, thank you.

But this is actually
more of a Gary question.

Okay.

Dr. Bloom?

Hello?

Here he comes.

Gary:
[ Clears throat ]

Uh. [ Sighs ]

Uh...hi.

It's Gare on the Air.

♪♪

Regina:
The zucchinis were iffy,

so we're just sticking
with bell pepper.

Uh, Soph, did you empty the cash
into the safe already?

Uh, no.

I didn't think I was supposed to
until after the dinner rush.

Yeah, that's right.
You're not.

Eh...
[ Sighs ]

Oh, my God.

We've been robbed.

♪♪

[ Police radio chatter ]Regina: So, I just counted it,
so I know there's $1,236.

And was the drawer locked?

No, but one of us was on
the truck the entire time.

Uh, actually,
I did leave.

You did?

Morgan was dropping off flyers
for our show,

and I put them in my car.

Unfortunately,
it doesn't take long,

especially if you have
someone casing your truck.

Any idea
who could've taken it?

Actually, there was someone
hanging around here earlier.

Well, yeah, but that
was this morning.

I mean,
it could've been anybody.

Okay.

Do you have
security video?

No.

Look, the truth is,
without video,

we're probably not gonna catch
whoever took your money.

But if I were you...

...I'd find another neighborhood
to park your truck.

[ Clicks tongue ]
Will do.

I'll bring the report by later
for your insurance company.

Thank you.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Eddie: So, how'd you
get to Boston?

Uh, my boyfriend and I had a
very mature and boring breakup.

Mm.
I wanted a change,

and my company has offices
in Boston and Lebanon.

I'm allergic to pistachios,
so here I am.

Okay.

First move
since college.

Wow. And where
did you go to school?

[ Breathes sharply ]
The Bay Area.

So, Stanford or Berkeley?

Well, both, actually.

I-I got my undergrad and masters
at Stanford,

and then my PhD at Berkeley.

Wow.
That is impressive.

Which is why I say
"The Bay Area."

It actually freaks
a lot of guys out.

And by guys, I obviously
mean little bitches.[ Laughs ]

Well, in their defense,

I can see how meeting
someone beautiful and smart

could be a little terrifying.[ Chuckles ]

Where did you go to school?

Uh, I did a few semesters
at Sanborn College,

then my band hit
it kind of big.

Oh.
We went on tour,

and then for
the next decade,

I studied the effects
of alcohol on brain chemistry.

Mm.Got an honorary PhD
in that.

Impressive.[ Both chuckle ]

And what do you do now?

[ Clicks tongue ]

I'm a driver for Mov'n.

And how does that work
with your chair?

Oh, well, I have
a retrofitted mini van.

It has room for
four passengers.

My ex-boyfriend actually had one
of those big conversion vans,

you know, with the
chair lift on the side.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, got surprisingly
great gas mileage.

Huh.

Yeah.
I need to look into that.

♪♪

Whoa.

Two flavor cartridges?

Now, this -- this thing's got
all the bells and whistles.

Yeah, well, it's probably
gonna be a parting gift

once Colton Cutler's Daddy
hears about that show.

Maggie.

Listen, that was,
uh, awesome.

Gary.

Gare on the Air?

Loved it.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Door closes ]Huh. Thanks.

Well, that's -- that's gotta be
good, right? [ Chuckles ]

Gare on the Air...[ Sighs ] No.

That is not good.
That is so annoying.

I mean,
you take over my show

and make a total joke
out of it, and what?

Now he likes it?

That guy has never said
one complimentary thing

about my show before, ever.

Hey, I'm so sorry.

I-I didn't mean to make a joke
of your show.
No.

I-I just --
I didn't know what to do.

No, I know --
I know you didn't,

and I know that I am being,
as you said, "certifiably cray,"

but...

what if I never
get back to myself?

What if -- What if I'm sick
all the way until I give birth?

What if I can't
bank enough episodes?

I-I just feel --
I feel so out of control.

[ Breathes sharply ]

[ Voice breaking ]
What if I have to step away

and I lose everything that
I've worked so hard for?

♪♪

[ Sniffles ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Clears throat ]

Why don't you take a look
at that poster out there?

[ Sighs ]

Not only
are you smoking hot...[ Chuckles ]

...but, uh, that's --

that's "In the Room
with Dr. Bloom."

Guess who built that.

You did.

Please, don't forget
how much power you have.

Yeah?
Oh, yeah.

Or, maybe, instead of
worrying about Colton Cutler

and his dad want you to do,
you just --

you just go tell him
exactly what youwant to do.

Wow.

That's not bad, Dr. Mendez.
[ Chuckles lightly ]

Really?

Yeah. [ Sniffles ]

Thank you.Yeah.

Oh.
Aww.

[ Chuckles ]

Ooh.

Um, did you have
an everything bagel today?

I did.

Okay, Mario Andretti,

we can hit the road
whenever you like.

I'm not even starting this car
until you buckle your seat belt.

Okay.

[ Engine starts ]

No. I understand.

Okay. Thank you.

So, insurance
can't reimburse us

because the truck was left
unattended and unlocked.

[ Sighs ]
Oh. I am so sorry.

[ Dog barking in distance ]

I'm a little frustrated
because I just told you

I needed you to focus
on this job while you're here.

I know -- you're right.
You're right.

Look, I promise,
no more busking, no more flyers.

You can even dock my pay
to make up for it.

No. That's --
That's not necessary.

We'll just do better
moving forward, okay?

It is creepy
that someone was in here.

I know.

Which I have to say,
Joseph wouldn't do that.

I've been trying to give him
the tips from busking all week,

and he won't take
more than half.

Yeah, well...

people in desperate situations
do desperate things.

Okay, no,
you're way off base.

Honestly, Gina,
the way you and that cop

were just automatically
assuming it was him...

It's upsetting.

Listen,
my heart breaks for him,

but I also need
to look out for you,

and the sad truth is that many
of the unhoused are on drugs...

including Joseph.

What?

I saw track marks
on his arm.

No. That --

[ Sighs ]
Okay, and -- and even then,

that doesn't mean that he was
the one that stole from us.

And you know it also doesn't
make him a bad person.

If anything,
we need to help him.

That is exactly why
I didn't want to tell you.

I hope he gets the help
that he needs,

but the last thing I want

is for you to get
more involved --[ Loud crash ]

♪♪

Oh, my God.
They're tearing it down.Wait, Soph.

[ Machinery whirring ]

[ Vehicle beeping ]

Uh, excuse me, why are --
why are you doing this?

I-I don't understand.

There's been a lot of complaints
about this encampment.

Some theft,
drug activity.

Okay, well, I think I was
one of those complaints,

but I definitely
didn't want this to happen.

It's okay.
It happens all the time.

You can't just do this.

I mean, these
are people's things.

I mean, my friend isn't even
here to get what he needs.

Look, I'm just doing my job.

Uh, excuse me.
Do you know where Joseph is?

He does dialysis
on Fridays,

usually gone all day.

He's at dialysis?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, those track marks
weren't from drugs.

They're from dialysis.

Which also means that
he couldn't have been here

when the money
went missing.

Yeah.

♪♪

Yeah, I can't watch this.
[ Scoffs ]

♪♪

Do you think you're giving
this guy enough room?

He's like a mile
in front of you.

His brake lights are out.

He may get rear-ended
by somebody today,

but it's not gonna be me.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Oh. It's Omar.
Could be important.

Your brother can wait.

[ Ringing continues ]

Hey, you want to take
a right turn up here, Pop?

Ha!

Nice try.

It's a one-way street.

Not gonna get me
that easily.

♪♪

I mean, obviously,
they're brave,

but when you see these guys
competing in the Paralympics,

it really blows your mind.

Yeah,
I should check that out.

[ Chuckles ]

Want another coffee?

I'm sorry.
What is this?

What is what?

I mean,
I think it's kinda weird

that your ex
was in a wheelchair

and now
you're matching with me.

You have a PhD.
I drive for Mov'n.

Is this some kind
of fetish or something?

No. Whoa.

No. That's not what
this is at all.

I met my last boyfriend
because

he was on a basketball team
with my brother,

who was in a chair
since he was 4 years old.

So, I saw your photo
and I thought you were cute,

and, you know, the chair just
isn't that big a deal to me.

But it seems like maybe
it is a big deal to you.

Waitress: Can I get you guys
anything else?

I think we're good.

My God.
I am so sorry.

Listen, you seem like
a really nice guy,

but I'm just
looking for someone

who's a little more confident
in what they have to offer.

♪♪

Hit me up if you ever end up
figuring that out.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

Colton: Hi, Maggie.

You wanted to see me?
Yeah.

Um, I wanted to talk
about my maternity leave.

I know that I asked
what you were expecting,

but today, I realized
what Iwant,

and that is to take some time
off after my baby is born.

Okay.
Uh, how much?

Uh, 10 weeks.

Well, actually..
[sighs]

corporate policy says
you get 12,

so I think
you should take all 12.

Uh, wow.

[ Chuckling ]
Colton, that's --

I -- Between the thoughtful gift
and this, that's really --

[ Chuckles ]

Sorry, your support
means a lot.

Well, a baby
is an exciting thing.

[ Laughing ]
Yeah, it is.

Okay.
Well, yeah, great.

All right.
Then it's settled.

Thank you.Okay.

Wow.

Uh, so, 12 weeks --

what are you gonna
put in my slot?

Oh, no, no. We're gonna get
a replacement therapist

to take over your show.

You know,
I wasn't so sure about it,

but then hearing Gary today,
it just got me excited.

I-I think the audience
is gonna love

having a new voice
in the mix.

Wait, a-a replacement?

Oh, guest host.

No, you know,
just temporarily,

while -- while you're out.

Although, you know,
a lot of women decide

they want to stay at home
rather than come back to work,

which is, of course,
a perfectly viable choice.

But I'm coming back.Oh, yeah. No.

Of course --
Of course you are.

I'm just saying, whatever you
want is -- is fine with us.

So...

Uh, enjoy that soda machine.

♪♪

So, did I pass?

100%. [ Laughs ]

Great.

Then if you'll excuse me,

I'm going inside
to watch golf.

[ Seat belt unbuckles ]But, Dad,
this isn't your house.

This --
This is the apartment

you and mom lived in
when I was first born.

Right.

Right.

Of course. I --

We were just talking about
bringing you home

from the hospital,
and I think...

I got confused.

Easy mistake.

I mean, especially with all
the adrenaline, right?

And me trying
to trick you earlier.

I'm --
I'm sorry about that.

♪♪

It's okay, Pop.

You just -- just
give yourself a second.

Maybe I've just been
making excuses.

Telling myself
it's not about forgetting

where you left
your car keys...

it's -- it's about forgetting
what the car keys are for.

[ Sighs ]

I got you, Pop.

No matter what.

I'm gonna take care of you.
You know that, right?

♪♪

[ Keys jingling ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

So, then,
I basically accused her

of being a "chair chaser."

I'm just lucky she didn't
throw her drink at me.

I mean, it's not the strangest
fetish I've ever heard of.

Are you familiar
with Smurf Parties?

Too familiar, sadly.
[ Chuckles ]

Theo's asleep.

I'm gonna be in the shower,
and I want you to join me there.

Who are you talking to?Uh, hang on a second.

It's Eddie.

My Eddie?

I'm invested.

And why is he yourEddie?

Look, hot water's
not gonna last forever.

I will be there in a moment.

Okay, then what happened?

She said she thought that
I needed to be more confident

in what I have to offer.

Ugh.
I officially hate anyone

who went to college
in "The Bay Area."

No, she's right.

The truth is,
I don't think I'm gonna find

what I'm looking for
on a dating app.

Okay, where are you
gonna find it?

Maggie: [ Sighs ]

Your father did
an incredible job today

of being exactly what I needed,
when I needed it.

I'm gonna need you
to say that again.

I just want to --
just want to get it on record.

[ Camera beeps ]And, uh, I may send it
to Dr. Jessica,

but that's -- that's really
more for her than for me.

[ Chuckles ]

He even came up
with his own catch phrase.

Ooh. True story.
"Ya gotta bounce."

Whoa.

I think someone else
liked your catch phrase.

[ Camera beeps ]

Ahh.

Try it again.
Okay.

Yeah.

[ Whispering ] Yeah.

Ya gotta bounce.

[ Gasps softly ]

[ Laughing ]

Hey, buddy.

It's your dad here.[ Laughs ]

Colton: Well, your
qualifications are exceptional,

and we'll want to give you
an on-air audition,

but I can already tell

you've got a great voice
for radio.

Well, I really appreciate
the opportunity.

It's only for 12 weeks,

but [clicks tongue]
you never know.

You never do.

♪♪

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