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[Spider-Man] Get ready, team!
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Watch your back, Luke.
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You too, Iron Spider.
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Dagger, don't fall for that.
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[Grunts]
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Behind you, Venom.
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Move your tail,
Squirrel Girl.
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[Spider-Man narrating] I know, I know.
It's not like the uber-awesome Spider-Man
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to let his teammates flail
under enemy fire.
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It's for their own good.
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See, that's Hawkeye.
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Guest instructor
at S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy.
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Teaching us about stuff...
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Stuff I already know.
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[Groans]
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Lesson three: Use your opponents
against each other.
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[Grunts]
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[Both groan]
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Lesson five: Don't do what
your enemies expect you to do.
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[Gasps]
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[Screams]
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Lesson 17: Focus.
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Most fights are
momentum by momentum,
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so don't take your eyes
off the target.
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[Yelps]
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[Ice cracking]
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Lesson 27...
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Frost arrows. Love 'em.
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Class dismissed.
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[All groaning]
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[Power Man] Talk about getting schooled.
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[Groans]
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Seriously, right?
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Oh, I could hibernate
for a week.
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Okay, so we got
a serious workout,
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which does explain
why I'm seriously craving food.
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Training with Hawkeye will
work up an appetite in anyone.
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Yeah, well, Hawkeye hasn't upgraded
his tech since Sherwood forest.
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Whereas my tech...
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Just found us
Joey Q's take-out.
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- The best burrito place in the entire...
- 2200 hours is lights out.
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You kids go to bed.
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[Static]
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Huh?
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[Static]
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Huh?
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Localized electronics jammer.
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Lights out doesn't just mean
sitting in the dark.
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[Scoffs]
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But we're not tired.
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Then fake it. It's
good training.
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Go to bed.
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We're hungry.
Not tired.
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[Snoring]
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We're heroes, we're hungry,
and we deserve a burrito run.
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Who's coming with me?
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You had me at "burritos," man.
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Me, three!
Squirrels love burritos.
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Uh, okay, fine.
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But the squirrels stay here.
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Even Monkey Joe?
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[Squirrel whining]
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Two words: Pistachio incident.
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[Whispers] You're still
innocent in my eyes.
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[Squirrels chattering]
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[Whines]
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[Power Man] This burrito place better
be worth running clear across town for.
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There are menus online, and they
got carnitas and pollo and...
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[Spider-Man] Quick, hide!
It's a bugle news chopper.
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Well,
that was close.
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Don't want our faces
Flashed on the evening news.
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Gotta go stealth.
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Right.
Hawkeye-style.
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People were stealth-ing
long before Hawkeye.
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We're doing this my way...
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[Alarm sounding]
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...after we look into that.
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Remember guys, stealth.
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That creep
looks familiar.
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Who's behind
dumpster number one?
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Shocker, a safecracker who
thinks vibro-shock gauntlets
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and quilted Long-Johns
are a sharp fashion choice.
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[Screaming]
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Not the smartest villain
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[battle cries]
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Not that brains are everything.
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If we live to tell this story,
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let's leave out the part where Vibro
Fluffypants kicked our butts.
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[Squirrel Girl grunts]
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[Shocker struggles]
[Squirrel Girl chirps]
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[Shocker grunts]
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[Power Man] I don't think so, Shocker.
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Scram, losers.
I got work to do.
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So do we, like stopping you.
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Hey, Shocker,
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you ever heard the one
about the...
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[Squirrel Girl screams]
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[Squirrel Girl screams]
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[Squirrel Girl gasps]
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You frizzled the fur!
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No one frizzles the fur.
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[Shocker grunts]
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[Squirrel Girl yelps]
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- Uh-oh.
- [Power Man] I got this.
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[Power Man straining]
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Okay, Shocker upped
his game a bit. Any ideas?
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It's like Hawkeye said, one of us should
sneak away and get the drop on him.
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[Spider-Man] That Hawkeye
tactic is obvious,
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but I'll do it
Spidey-style.
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[Shocker] You're done, hero.
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I think you mean, "I'm done,"
quilty Mac-Back-stitch.
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[Shocker screaming]
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[Shocker groans]
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And by, "I'm done,"
I mean you're done.
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I'm just speaking as you,
in case that wasn't clear.
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[Cars honking]
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Wha...?
Wait, where am I?
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This ain't my apartment.
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[Spider-Man] Think of
this as a home makeover.
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Let me out.
I didn't do nothing.
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I was framed!
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You guys okay?
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Yeah, but what
was that all about?
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[Spider-Man] I don't know. Shocker
may be a dramatic kind of guy,
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but faking amnesia's
a little much, even for him.
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Let's find out what that
padded wonder was up to.
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It's still got wires in it.
That's good, right?
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It's an access point for the
city's cell phone & antennae grid.
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Sweet Spanish almonds!
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He's gonna read
our text messages!
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[Car honks]
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...or something else
that's nefarious.
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From what I can tell,
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all Shocker did was
extend the grid's reach.
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So, he improved
our cell reception?
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Huh, guess even
bad guys hate low bars.
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We'll use the improved reception
to drop a call to the cops.
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Come on.
Let's get our burrito on.
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[Stomach growls]
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[Power Man] Yeah,
that was my stomach.
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- We close yet?
- Looks about six blocks up.
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[Crowd panicking] Tell me they're just
excited about the carnitas burrito.
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With your luck?
Not a chance.
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[Spider-Man] This isn't the usual
panic at the cell phone shop.
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Phone. Le phone. Le phone.
Le telephone.
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[Laughs]
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[Phone rings]
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'Allo?
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Sorry. Not here.
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[Laughs]
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Le phone.
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'Allo?
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Nope. Bye-bye. 'Allo. Phone. Le phone.
Le phone. Le telephone.
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[Laughs]
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Batroc the Leaper?
Sorry, buddy,
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the next Stark phone
isn't out for months.
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[Groans]
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En garde!
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Ha-ha!
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"Bat-chy",
I get it...
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You wanna call mom more often, the
international charges are terrible,
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so you turn to a life
of crime.
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[Batroc laughing]
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[Batroc] Voila!
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Maybe we should
call for back up.
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I am not calling for help on a guy
whose superpower is big smelly feet.
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[Mustache squeaks]
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Besides, they'll know
we snuck out to get food.
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And "ultimate grounded-man" doesn't
really leap off the tongue.
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[Laughs]
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Hey, Batty,
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don't forget to look
before you leap.
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[Power Man] Your call's been dropped.
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[Batroc groans]
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Le phone. Le phone! Le...
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Sacre bleu!
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What is this?
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You tried to steal
a bajillion phones.
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I made some funny quips. There
were laughs. There were tears.
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None of this
ring a bell.
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Phones, moi?
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I am not some peasant.
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I am a connoisseur
of the ill-gotten,
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and I would never
steal something so...
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Bourgeois.
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I hate to say it, but these are
kind of cheap for his usual taste.
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Two cell phone crimes, and two bad guys
who don't remember committing them.
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Anyone else find that
a little weird?
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My name is Squirrel Girl,
and I have squirrel powers.
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You're asking me
if something's weird?
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Touche.
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[Alarm sounding]
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Huh?!
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Another alarm?
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[Spider-Man] Another cell phone box?
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That makes three
cell phone crimes in a row.
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Mesmero!
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Spider-Man?
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Slow down,
shoulder pads!
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[Mesmero groans]
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Okay, did everyone get a
communications degree without me.
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I don't know, but the whole amnesia
thing's making a lot more sense.
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[Crowd eerily moaning]
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Uh, guys.
Paparazzi alert.
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[Spider-Man] Ah, friendly New Yorkers.
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Normally,
I'd love to strike a pose,
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but we're kinda heroing
on the D.L. Tonight,
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so, no photos, 'kay?
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Sorry, Spider-Man,
but they're not here for you.
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Minions, attack!
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Wait, no, stop!
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I'm just here for the burritos.
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Me and my big stomach.
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It's official,
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we should have stayed in
and ordered pizza.
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Squirrel Girl, Power Man,
heads up!
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[Squirrel Girl screams]
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Back off!
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You wanna get nuts?
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Let's get nuts.
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[Spider-Man] Whoa, these
are still innocent people.
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- It's Doctor Freaky-Eyes we want.
- [Squirrel Girl] I knew that.
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Tear them apart!
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Let's take a time out
for a second.
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I don't exactly have enough web
fluid to hold off half of New York.
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We should fall back.
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Hawkeye would tell us
to control the battlefield.
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[Spider-Man] We can't just leave these
people under Mesmero's spell...
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But fine.
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Hawkeye was right,
and controlling the battlefield
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means taking
the high ground.
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Oh no!
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[Mesmero] Find them!
Don't let them escape.
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Daddy has to
enlarge our family.
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[Spider-Man]
We can't stay up here forever.
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And by 'forever',
I apparently mean 'at all'.
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Squirrel Girl,
can you reach the next roof?
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Easy peasy.
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[Yells]
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Yeah. I don't do
'easy' or 'peasy'.
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Then try this.
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I definitely don't web swing.
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[Woman growls]
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You do now.
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[Power Man] Whoa!
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[Spider-Man] See? Easy peasy.
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[Power Man scoffs]
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[Power Man] Check it out.
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[Spider-Man] Mesmero must
have called them home.
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And home must be
over there.
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We wanted a battlefield
we could control.
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We gotta get there first.
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Don't worry, we only have to
do this about 20 more times.
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I hate you, Spidey.
255
00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:54,721
I get that a lot.
256
00:10:55,886 --> 00:10:57,760
No, no, no, no!
257
00:10:59,051 --> 00:11:02,958
[Crowd eerily moaning]
258
00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:04,248
[Spider-Man]
Lock this place down.
259
00:11:04,503 --> 00:11:07,500
If Mesmero wants them in here,
we're gonna keep 'em out there.
260
00:11:15,754 --> 00:11:18,006
[Spider-Man] Good. We'll keep them
out there where they're safe.
261
00:11:18,086 --> 00:11:19,292
[Elevator bell dings]
262
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:22,191
[Spider-Man] Let me guess,
more Mesmero minions?
263
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,193
[Shocker cackles]
264
00:11:24,378 --> 00:11:26,890
[Spider-Man] Here's the run down.
Shocker, covered it.
265
00:11:26,914 --> 00:11:28,613
Gloves, quilts, lame.
266
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,427
Grizzly, guy in a cybernetic
Teddy bear suit.
267
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,817
Still mad he missed the picnic.
268
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:33,990
And Boomerang,
269
00:11:34,023 --> 00:11:35,809
master of the ancient art
of...
270
00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:38,072
Eh, just kidding. He
throws boomerangs.
271
00:11:38,096 --> 00:11:39,575
Round two, spider.
272
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,335
Boss don't want you
interfering,
273
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,121
so this time,
he gave me some friends.
274
00:11:44,145 --> 00:11:47,258
Leave it to Mesmero to shop in the
bargain basement of "villains-are-us".
275
00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:50,687
Come on, guys, let's kick some
sense into these rejects.
276
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,760
Just your average bear to me.
277
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:00,467
[Power Man groans]
278
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,149
[Grizzly roars]
279
00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:03,162
Hey, grizzly!
280
00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:05,326
[Spider-Man] Ooh, right in the face.
281
00:12:05,447 --> 00:12:06,683
[Grizzly groans]
282
00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:08,785
[Phone squeaks like a squirrel]
283
00:12:08,809 --> 00:12:09,715
Hello?
284
00:12:09,739 --> 00:12:11,623
[Eerie noises]
285
00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:13,530
[Shocker cackles]
286
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:14,947
Hey, Power Man.
287
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:17,519
Did I call you for help, or
just think it really hard?
288
00:12:17,543 --> 00:12:19,091
Well, what did Hawkeye teach us?
289
00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,902
Don't do what
your enemies expect.
290
00:12:20,936 --> 00:12:21,956
Keep your focus.
291
00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,631
Don't think those
apply right now.
292
00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:25,104
[Yelps]
293
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,868
Use your opponents
against each other?
294
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:31,894
Now, that I can do.
295
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,673
Hey, watch it, quilt head.
296
00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:40,216
Don't call me that!
297
00:12:40,245 --> 00:12:42,245
Hey, Shocker, does this hurt?
298
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:46,225
[Shocker screams]
299
00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:51,749
I'll take that as a yes.
300
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:55,337
[Boomerang whistles] Oi, you
ain't done with me, spider.
301
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,142
Whoa!
302
00:13:02,004 --> 00:13:04,638
What I tell ya?
Hawkeye's lesson three.
303
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,245
Would have done it anyway, Luke.
304
00:13:06,489 --> 00:13:07,662
Now, where's Squirrel Girl?
305
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,090
[Elevator bell dings]
306
00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:11,409
S.G., wait up!
307
00:13:11,817 --> 00:13:12,706
Oh, no,
308
00:13:12,914 --> 00:13:14,530
you answered your phone,
didn't you?
309
00:13:14,889 --> 00:13:16,215
You answered it!
310
00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:17,661
She's going to the roof.
311
00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:20,746
You did good, Webs.
312
00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:24,816
Seriously? Tonight's been a series of
fowl-ups. We've even lost Squirrel Girl.
313
00:13:25,017 --> 00:13:27,727
If I'd listened to you sooner,
done it hawkeyes way...
314
00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:29,888
Hawkeye teaches us
the basics to grow on.
315
00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:32,607
Training's about what
works best for each of us.
316
00:13:32,669 --> 00:13:36,403
You did that, and you aren't any
less of a Spider-Man because of it.
317
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,005
[Spider-Man]
Thanks for the pep talk, Luke,
318
00:13:39,312 --> 00:13:41,110
but we still got
a bad guy to punch,
319
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,707
and there he is!
320
00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:46,475
You're too late,
Spider-Man.
321
00:13:46,554 --> 00:13:50,491
With my amplifier in position,
my power is limitless.
322
00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:52,084
So, we should smash
that amplifier.
323
00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:53,375
Thanks,
googly-eyes!
324
00:13:53,398 --> 00:13:55,352
You're way more helpful
than the other bad guys.
325
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,606
Minions of New York,
protect me.
326
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,187
[Spider-Man] Squirrel Girl?
327
00:14:08,926 --> 00:14:10,876
[Shocker cackles]
328
00:14:10,956 --> 00:14:14,272
You heard Mesmero. Keep
them from the tower.
329
00:14:14,398 --> 00:14:15,746
Kicks their butts.
330
00:14:15,869 --> 00:14:17,158
Ah, nuts.
331
00:14:21,017 --> 00:14:22,885
Hey, Spidey, do
yourself a favor.
332
00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:24,200
Don't look down.
333
00:14:24,224 --> 00:14:27,332
Yeah, because things are either
scary, bad, or dangerous.
334
00:14:29,013 --> 00:14:31,376
Things are scary,
bad, and dangerous!
335
00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:37,196
Thanks to the work
of my new friends,
336
00:14:37,229 --> 00:14:39,950
I control the entire
cellular network.
337
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:42,030
With my powers being broadcast,
338
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:45,645
now all of New York
is under my control.
339
00:14:45,778 --> 00:14:49,461
[People eerily moaning]
340
00:14:49,495 --> 00:14:50,711
[Banging at glass]
341
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:53,312
I've got a thought.
342
00:14:53,336 --> 00:14:56,346
Hope it's a good idea, and not
just a silly throw-away joke.
343
00:14:56,491 --> 00:14:59,301
Yes, remember Hawkeye's
lesson number five?
344
00:14:59,326 --> 00:15:01,182
Do the unexpected! So?
345
00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:02,476
Get Squirrel Girl.
346
00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:08,241
Nope. Missed.
347
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:09,629
Missed again!
348
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,985
You are so bad at this.
349
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,932
Here, let me show you
how it's done.
350
00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:15,128
[Spider-Man screams]
351
00:15:17,302 --> 00:15:18,442
[Growls]
352
00:15:21,322 --> 00:15:23,279
Come on, S.G.,
snap out of it.
353
00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:25,135
You can cram it with walnuts.
354
00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:26,097
Sorry in advance!
355
00:15:26,857 --> 00:15:27,524
[Groans]
356
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,115
[Exhales]
357
00:15:29,288 --> 00:15:29,967
You back?
358
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,653
Bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed.
359
00:15:31,942 --> 00:15:33,196
[Spider-Man] Then let's keep the momentum.
360
00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:34,702
You two handle these guys,
361
00:15:34,816 --> 00:15:36,120
I'll take Mesmero.
362
00:15:37,873 --> 00:15:38,928
[Grizzly yells]
363
00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:41,304
You're gonna get stomped,
rat girl.
364
00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:43,386
Rat? Rat?!
365
00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:45,355
Could a rat do this?
366
00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:47,196
[Grizzly] Whoa!
367
00:15:47,415 --> 00:15:49,211
[Screaming]
368
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,748
[Groans]
369
00:15:53,025 --> 00:15:55,650
Squirrel, one.
Bear, nada.
370
00:16:04,587 --> 00:16:08,238
[Crowd eerily moaning]
371
00:16:17,513 --> 00:16:19,546
Time for
a Squirrel Girl special.
372
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:20,789
[Screeches]
373
00:16:20,823 --> 00:16:23,544
[Boomerang] Oi, leggo, ya mangy wallaby!
374
00:16:23,576 --> 00:16:24,666
[Boomerang screams]
375
00:16:27,123 --> 00:16:27,932
[Groans]
376
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,173
[Squeaks]
377
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,873
Let's keep this between us.
378
00:16:33,317 --> 00:16:34,376
Up you go.
379
00:16:34,881 --> 00:16:35,937
[Squeaks]
380
00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:42,528
I dig the way your quilted
costume cushions my knuckles.
381
00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:44,315
Just like punching a cloud.
382
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,349
Not so fast!
383
00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:48,427
I've already beaten you,
Spider-Man.
384
00:16:48,461 --> 00:16:51,245
Every new yorker with
a cell phone is my slave.
385
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,857
And they will happily
destroy you for me.
386
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:58,259
[Crowd eerily moaning]
387
00:16:58,563 --> 00:16:59,729
Sorry, Mesmero.
388
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,672
- I'm disconnecting your service.
- I think not.
389
00:17:03,096 --> 00:17:06,669
Sleep, Spider-Man. And
never annoy me again.
390
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:09,053
[Straining]
391
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,282
But I did exactly
what Hawkeye did.
392
00:17:12,351 --> 00:17:14,031
I followed every lesson,
393
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:15,887
except one.
394
00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,256
I said, sleep.
395
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,652
Sorry, Mesmero.
396
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,538
I'll tell you
what I told Nick Fury...
397
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:23,146
I'm not tired.
398
00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:26,137
Freeze arrows, Spidey-style.
399
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,551
Ah, so cold!
400
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,132
You get one phone call, Mesmero.
401
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,797
Tell those people to go home.
402
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:43,058
Never!
My hordes will destroy you.
403
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,519
If they make it in time.
404
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,483
Guys, step back.
405
00:17:47,093 --> 00:17:48,916
[Both groan]
406
00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:52,022
What do you say, Mesmero?
407
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:54,554
Do I tell those creeps
that you brainwashed them,
408
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:55,858
or do you make that call?
409
00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:58,308
Tell everyone to go home
and forget what happened here.
410
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,382
Tell all the villains
to return what they stole,
411
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,237
and report to their
nearest police station,
412
00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:04,224
and tell them to give up
their life of crime,
413
00:18:04,258 --> 00:18:06,342
because deep down,
they're good people.
414
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,839
Yeah, that last one
probably won't stick, but...
415
00:18:09,093 --> 00:18:10,096
It's worth a shot.
416
00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:13,449
You make a convincing case.
417
00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:23,375
[Crowd gasping]
418
00:18:23,407 --> 00:18:25,297
Cell phone users
of New York City,
419
00:18:25,329 --> 00:18:27,881
your zombie mission
cannot be completed as dialed.
420
00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:31,762
The numbskull super villain you've been
working for is no longer in service.
421
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,625
[Spider-Man] Well, that's the last of it.
Everything back to normal.
422
00:18:39,329 --> 00:18:40,635
Whew, what a night.
423
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,846
Not a night, any more.
Look.
424
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,063
If we don't back
before bed check,
425
00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:47,520
Nick Fury will drop us
out of S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy.
426
00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:49,378
You guys get back
to the Triskelion.
427
00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:51,086
If you leave now,
you'll make it.
428
00:18:51,141 --> 00:18:52,165
What about you?
429
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,182
Got one last thing
to take care of.
430
00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:55,300
Now, go.
431
00:18:59,949 --> 00:19:01,670
[Hawkeye] Rise and
shine, sleepy heads.
432
00:19:02,019 --> 00:19:05,609
It's the first official meeting of "the
five mile run before breakfast" club,
433
00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:07,320
and everybody's a member.
434
00:19:11,508 --> 00:19:13,397
We were... in the bathroom.
435
00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:14,807
We were brushing our tails.
436
00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:15,984
[Stammering]
I mean hair.
437
00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:17,359
We were brushing our hair.
438
00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:18,269
[Giggles nervously]
439
00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:20,376
That's exactly
what we were doing.
440
00:19:25,107 --> 00:19:27,443
Looks like our little club
is one short.
441
00:19:27,468 --> 00:19:29,619
Did Spider-Man decide
to join you?
442
00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:30,787
Of course not.
443
00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:32,448
He's right there asleep.
444
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:34,163
But not because he's lazy.
445
00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:35,986
He was up all night studying.
446
00:19:36,048 --> 00:19:37,111
I'll wake him up.
447
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,183
Please, allow me.
448
00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:40,932
See, Hawkeye?
Told you.
449
00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:42,695
You can't sneak up on a spider,
450
00:19:43,176 --> 00:19:45,574
especially not after
what you taught us yesterday.
451
00:19:45,681 --> 00:19:48,766
Well, seeing as how you kids
have been so diligent in your...
452
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:51,692
Studies, maybe we can take
the morning off.
453
00:19:51,728 --> 00:19:53,519
[Cheering]
454
00:19:53,552 --> 00:19:55,537
And besides,
I gotta get down to I.T.
455
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,355
Phone hasn't been able to get
decent bars all morning.
456
00:19:58,387 --> 00:19:58,883
[Door opens]
457
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,172
Stay out of trouble.
458
00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:05,977
[Spider-Man] Come one, come all.
Breakfast burritos for everyone.
459
00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:07,994
[Cheering]
460
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,772
[Squirrels squeak]
461
00:20:11,807 --> 00:20:13,377
What have we here?
462
00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:15,711
[zabu growls]
463
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:19,680
Mm, Joey-Q's. My favorite.
464
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:20,978
You kids eat up.
465
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,319
New obstacle course this afternoon,
and you're gonna need the energy.
466
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:27,538
We clearly gotta get those
crowd-fighting skills up to scratch.
467
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:30,948
Fury knew?
468
00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:32,575
And he didn't bust us?
469
00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:35,010
Guess he wanted a burrito
as much as we did.
470
00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:37,272
Good thing I always order two.
471
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:44,272
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