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Fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and separate
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fl and sep
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- Mom, who's the naked
clown in our bathroom?
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What?
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What is it, honey?
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- What the hell you doing, kid?
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- I had to go to the bathroom.
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- On my head?
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- Hey, buddy, this is my
bathroom, not your bedroom,
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you big drunken mess.
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- Billy.
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Come on, sweetheart.
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Come on.
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Let's give your mother's
new boyfriend a chance
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to collect his thoughts.
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- Ooh, boy.
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What a morning.
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Hey, kid, I'm sorry I went
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and freaked out on you like
that in the bathroom there.
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- It's okay.
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- Would you like to see a magic trick?
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- No.
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- Yeah, me neither.
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Here.
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Why don't you go out
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and buy yourself something real nice, huh?
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- Thanks, Elvis.
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This'll go a long way in the toy store.
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That's a cute kid you got there.
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- Thanks.
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- Is that clock right?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, shit!
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- Well, what's wrong?
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- I was supposed to be
at a birthday party.
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- Can I help you?
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- Last night when I got here, I had a wig.
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- This one?
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- You got others?
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- No, you're my first clown.
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Hey.
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Will I ever see you again?
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- Maybe.
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- What's your name?
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- Shakes, shakes the clown.
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Oh, my head!
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God dammit!
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What a fiesta we are having
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on the palukaville morning
200 here on k-i-a-r-d.
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That's k-lard.
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- I'm Larry loud.
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-And I'm Barry obnoxious.
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And we're loud and obnoxious.
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Oh, boy, what a weekend I had.
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I'm telling ya, I went to my psychiatrist
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and I went in and said,
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"doc, I don't know what's wrong with me.
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"I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam.
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"I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam."
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He said, "your problem
is you're two tents."
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Well, okay.
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Let's go directly to the telephones here.
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Good morning to you,
you're on the morning zoo.
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How are ya?
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I'm fine, who is this?
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Barry obnoxious
on the morning zoo.
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Do you listen to k-lard
here in palukaville?
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No, I don't listen to you.
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God dammit, I'm an invalid!
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I had to come down 14 stairs.
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Well, it's too
bad you had to get up out
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of your sick bed, but
this is the morning zoo.
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I think it's something important,
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I don't know whether it
is, I don't know who it is.
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Some fucking asshole on a radio program!
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Okay, we got a
crazy guy on the phone here.
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I want to thank you.
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Got yourself a free t-shirt.
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Come on down to the
station and pick it up.
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I gotta empty my
colostomy bag, all right?
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- Hey, buddy, I gotta use your can.
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- Hold it, jerk, not so fast.
- What?
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- The bathroom is for
paying customers only.
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- Don't I get a free mug?
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Man, fucking people.
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Fl now when I was a young boy
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fl at the age of five
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fl my mother said I'll be
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n the greatest man alive
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fl but now I'm a man
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fl way past 21
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fl you better believe me, baby
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n I have lots of fun
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fl I'm a man
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fl I spell m
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fl achild
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fln
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- you know, when we built this place,
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there wasn't a clown in the area.
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Fl 0 child
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fl why
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fl that means mannish boy
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fl I'm a man yeah
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fl I'm a full grown man
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fl don't hurt me, don't
hurt me, don't hurt me
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fl well, well, well, well
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- Good morning, tiger, how you doing?
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- You're late.
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You the clown?
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- No, I'm Mary fucking poppins.
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- Hey, watch your mouth, mister.
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You don't get to, hey,
hey, I'm talking to you.
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- I don't care who you're talking to.
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Let's get a couple things straight.
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One, I'm not your pal.
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Two, I need $150 cash in advance up front.
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And three, if you ever talk to me again,
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I'm gonna twist your head
into a fucking balloon animal.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- Nice hair.
- Thanks.
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- Smooth.
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Lawn bowling,
it's just so wonderful.
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- I can't concentrate on the game.
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I gotta know if shakes got that TV show.
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- What's the rush?
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- We'll find out.
- Because he gets it,
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he's gonna use his friends, right?
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- Yeah.
- Who are his best friends?
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- Me and you.
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- So he gets us on TV,
we get plenty of babes.
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- Shut up.
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You don't get babes 'cause you're on TV,
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you get 'em 'cause you're cool.
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- What do you know about women?
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- I know the deal, man.
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That's how it works.
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- You haven't had a
woman since I known you.
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- I've been busyjuggling and doing shit.
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- You get on TV, all that'll change.
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Everybody on TV gets lots 0' pussy.
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Weathermen get a lot of pussy.
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- Huh?
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- Weathermen get a lot of pussy.
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- Weathermen don't get
the kind of pussy I got.
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I got that peanut butter pussy...
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Brown, smooth and easy to spread.
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Come on, Billy.
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We're all bored.
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- Let's get the Sushi out of the sun.
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- Ow, ow, ow.
- Mom.
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- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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- Hi, kids.
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It's your friend, shakes the clown.
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It's giving me all the trouble,
so we'll put it in here.
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Where'd it go?
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- Boom!
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- Lucy, look!
- All right!
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I knew you could do it!
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- Ow.
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You know, the real bowlers said
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if I win another interstate,
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I have a really good chance of going pro.
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- They know what they're talking about.
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- Yeah, I'm just so happy.
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- So, was your boyfriend
shakes there last night?
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No, he was up all night
with a sick friend.
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- Judy, he was chasing broads
and drinking their beer.
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Come on.
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- I haven't told this to
anybody, but I think...
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Maybe shakes is a alcoholic.
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Judy, don't use
the medical term, all right?
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The guy's a drunk and a half.
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Of course he's an alcoholic.
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- You're right, you're right.
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- Look, a pretty bowler like you,
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you could have any man in the world.
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- Yeah, I should start
thinking about my career.
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This has happened to other girls, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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- You get involved with
a guy, things go wrong.
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Next thing you know, you end up dead
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at the bottom of a motel swimming pool.
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- Every time.
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Look, you gotta lose this guy, all right?
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A bad clown could really fuck you up.
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Fl I love to make you grin and laugh
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fl 'cause I'm peppy the clown
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fl if you wore a frown
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fl then now I hope it's upside down
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fl although the show is over
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n I really hate to go
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fl but we'll be back tomorrow
with a brand new show
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fl ha ha ha ha
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fl ho ho ho ho
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fl he he he he
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- as soon as that camera is off,
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he's gonna fuck that little dog.
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- Yes, kiddies, that's right.
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This is my last show.
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Your old uncle peppy is
being retired from the show.
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- Forget all that shit.
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Who's the new host?
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- Kiddies, I just know
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you're gonna love my replacement, binky.
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- Binky?
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What the fuck!
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- Goodbye.
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Say goodbye, peppy.
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Goodbye.
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- No, no.
- No.
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Now we'll never get laid.
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- No, don't say that.
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We'll get laid.
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We'll still get laid.
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It's gonna be all right.
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- Binky?
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- Geez, who made this planet?
- Binky, binky, binky.
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- We love you.
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Bye.
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- Here's to shit in your
nose, you big phony asshole.
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- Dog fucker.
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You clowns done?
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Oh, those hands...
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Fabulous hands.
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You just have such neat hands.
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Hands that were made
for much better things
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than cleaning up clown vomit.
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Exciting things.
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I see a clown in your future, Judy.
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I see you doing things that
regular women can only dream of.
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- Binky.
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- Judy.
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- Blow me.
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- Your face wasn't made to
be getting hit with pies.
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- Don't laugh at me!
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Am I a joke to you?
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Some kind of a gag?
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Gaup
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gaum
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Hands.
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Hands.
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- I can't breathe.
- I can't breathe.
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- You guys are nuts.
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Is it just me or has it
been extremely humid lately?
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That wet kind of humid heat
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that you only get in palukaville.
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You know what they say
about palukaville...
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"You don't like the weather,
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"stick around for a little
while, it'll change."
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Pretzel?
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
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No what?
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No what?
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- No, thank you.
- No, thank you.
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- Pretzel.
- Yeah, please.
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Yes, please.
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No, no.
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You don't take the pretzel.
270
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:44,986
I give you the pretzel.
271
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,278
Open.
272
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:48,906
Body of binky.
273
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:51,992
Amen.
274
00:15:58,916 --> 00:15:59,917
Bye!
275
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,215
- Bye, shakes.
- Bye, shakes.
276
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,507
Bye.
277
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,972
- Bye, bya.
278
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,527
- I am so nervous.
- Why, what's up?
279
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,155
- I'm taking those gourmet
cooking classes at pcc.
280
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,031
- Pcc?
281
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,699
- Palukaville community college.
282
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,534
- Oh, I couldn't get in there.
283
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,368
- I test well.
284
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,780
Could I have another napkin?
285
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,806
Anyway, I'm determined to
be one of the great chefs
286
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,456
in this town, I'm just really nervous
287
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,541
I'm gonna flunk my final tomorrow.
288
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,876
- Are you serious?
289
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,171
You are one of the best cooks I know.
290
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,424
Gus, I need my batter broil here.
291
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,876
- I'll tell you your problem.
292
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,302
You're afraid of women.
293
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:52,970
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
294
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,514
You never talk to women.
295
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,974
- Yes, I talk to women all the time, man.
296
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,644
- The only woman you ever
talk to is your mother.
297
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:00,478
- So what?
298
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,250
She's nice, everyone likes my mother.
299
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,231
What's the difference?
300
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,065
She's a nice lady.
301
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,024
- Yeah, but you need to talk to women
302
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,610
who aren't your mother like...
303
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,279
Like Lucy, right now.
304
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,532
- What do you mean right now?
305
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,867
- I mean go over there and talk to Lucy.
306
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,036
- You think I'm afraid?
- Yeah, you're afraid.
307
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,328
- I'm not afraid.
308
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,289
I'll talk to her right now.
309
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,123
I ain't afraid.
310
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:25,378
Why don't you sit back,
enjoy and watch the master.
311
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,092
- In the eighth, I completely
tugged and left the nixons.
312
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,469
- Nixons?
- The 4-6-7-10 split.
313
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,097
Up until then I'd been
hitting the pocket all night.
314
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,098
- Hi, ladies.
315
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,492
- Did you pick up the spare at least?
316
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,636
- Well, I was really nervous
317
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,978
because I knew I had a
chance to win the match.
318
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,855
So, I throw a gutter ball,
but at the last moment,
319
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,984
it pops back into the
Lane picking up the split!
320
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,318
- Unbelievable!
321
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,767
- You guys know what time it is?
322
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:53,989
7:30.
323
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,451
- With the beer...
324
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,127
- I think he likes you.
325
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,546
- He's nice, but he's a man.
326
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,675
- So, how'd it go, master?
327
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:13,551
- It went good, I guess.
328
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,636
She was making major eye contact with me.
329
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,597
- You didn't even talk to her.
330
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,182
- What are you talking about?
331
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,976
You saw me talking to her.
332
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,146
- You were just standing
there moving your lips.
333
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:25,980
- What are you saying?
334
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,432
I asked her what time it was.
335
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,983
She told me it was 7:30.
336
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:29,817
That's the cornerstone
337
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,236
of a lasting relationship,
what time it is?
338
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,781
- Yes, yes, because first,
I asked her what time it is.
339
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,473
Tomorrow I get to ask her the date.
340
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,937
Day after that she's all over me.
341
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:39,744
That's how it works.
342
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,245
You play it slow.
343
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,709
- Hey, waitress, what time is it?
344
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,629
It's 7:35, good-iookin'.
345
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,131
- See?
346
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,884
- What is a corn dog?
347
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,845
Well, it's kind of like
a hot dog on a stick
348
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,972
- and they take it...
- Sweetheart, pumpkin.
349
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,432
Hey, doll face.
350
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:05,394
- Don't you sweetheart,
doll face, pumpkin me!
351
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,812
Where were you last night?
352
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,273
- I, I, I, where was I last night?
353
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,107
- Where were you last night?
354
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:10,941
- I was up with a very sick friend.
355
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,403
- I told you already.
- What? Who?
356
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,738
- Pete.
- Pete?
357
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,823
- Yes, Pete.
- Oh, Pete.
358
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,301
Oh, right, then what's this lipstick
359
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,868
on your little funny tie here?
360
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,120
It's not Pete's lipstick, is it?
361
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,012
- If you'll have you know, that's blood.
362
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,289
- From what?
363
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,084
- He had an angina attack.
364
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,376
- Angina?
365
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,502
Pete is a man.
366
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,173
- Baby, I'm sorry.
367
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,175
I'm truly sorry.
368
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,027
- Last night, there I was in the alley,
369
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,342
almost fulfilling my dream
370
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,955
of becoming a professional bowler.
371
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,932
I look around and you
aren't there, all right?
372
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,225
What am I supposed to do?
373
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,477
How am I supposed to feel?
374
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:51,065
- I'm sorry, I should have been there.
375
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,517
- You should have been there.
376
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:53,855
- I planned on going there.
377
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:54,527
- And what happened?
378
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,946
Your little friend Pete
had an angina attack.
379
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,590
I know what you mean by angina attack,
380
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,576
but it wasn't Pete's angina
you were after, was it?
381
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,832
Shakes, if you want to drink and run
382
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,209
around with other women, that's fine.
383
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:14,463
Just don't make me look like
an a-hole in the process.
384
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,632
- Fuck!
385
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,635
Jesus Christ.
386
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,291
- How you doin', pep?
387
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,668
- How am I doin'?
388
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,422
Blow it out your ass,
you useless bag of shit!
389
00:20:56,714 --> 00:21:00,342
- Nice talking to you.
- _ oh, yeah, yeah.
390
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,095
Areal, real pleasure, I'm sure.
391
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,597
Assholes.
392
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,813
- Oh, uh, peppy, you
dropped your thesaurus.
393
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,523
What's he so pissed off about?
394
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,401
- 'Cause he got fired from the TV show.
395
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,235
- Fired?
396
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,570
I thought he retired.
397
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,462
- No, he was just telling everybody that
398
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,491
because his ego was bruised.
399
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,325
- Yeah.
400
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,577
You know, I'm really surprised that,
401
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:30,623
you know, that I haven't
been asked to host yet.
402
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,500
What?
403
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,628
- You haven't heard?
404
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,120
- No, I haven't heard nothing.
405
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,964
What are you talking about?
406
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,966
- Binky's the new host.
407
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,844
- Binky's the new host?
408
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,136
Binky? What the fuck?
409
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,889
That guy can't even throw...
410
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:47,723
I don't care!
411
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,493
That guy can't even throw
a fucking pie straight.
412
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,227
He's not funny.
413
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,599
Did he ever make you laugh?
414
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,355
- No, he's not funny.
415
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,189
- I read for that part.
416
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,024
That part was mine!
417
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,068
You guys know that.
418
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,921
I don't even mind that's he's not funny.
419
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:01,963
What really bugs me is that
420
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,615
as a human being he's
nothing but a lump of shit.
421
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,408
- Howdy-doody, shakes.
422
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,220
- Hi, binky, I was just talking about you.
423
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,484
- How's your cirrhosis, shakes?
424
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,703
- Fine.
425
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,332
How's your disease-ridden cock?
426
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,000
- My cock!
427
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,377
How dare you...
428
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,837
- Fucking douche bag!
429
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,397
I'll flatten every
single one of your heads,
430
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,298
one by one like pancakes!
431
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,132
- Oh, yeah?
432
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,218
Well, the only show you could ever get on
433
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:28,472
would be a show called the
not funny diarrhea club.
434
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,765
Fart face.
435
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,397
- What the fuck are you talking about?
436
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,357
What are you, eight?
437
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,819
Get out of my face, all of you!
438
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,239
- Oh, really scary.
439
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,496
- Geez, boy, he really told us, huh?
440
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,081
- Fucking dickheads.
441
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,916
- What the hell is wrong with them?
442
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,377
I thought you were gonna kill 'em, man.
443
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,463
- Guys like that, you know,
they give clowns a bad name.
444
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,883
Damn straight, man.
445
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,187
- What the hell are you
doing sneaking up on me?
446
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,356
You scared the bejesus out of me.
447
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,858
- You still sore, huh?
448
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,150
- Yes, I'm still sore.
449
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,194
What do you expect from me?
450
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,839
- Baby, I can't explain everything.
451
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,048
- Shakes, I don't want to hear it.
452
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,198
Go away, shakes.
453
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,490
I don't want to see you.
454
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:30,910
I don't want to talk to you.
455
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,201
Go away.
456
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,495
- Baby.
457
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,296
- I don't want to talk to you.
458
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:43,714
Leave me alone.
459
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,633
La la la la la la la.
460
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,811
It's not gonna work.
461
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,263
You've hurt me too many times
462
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,315
and you don't take me seriously.
463
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,400
- I take you serious.
464
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,569
How did it go last night?
465
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,322
- Well, I did pretty good.
466
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,774
I won the first seven frames.
467
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,159
Then at the last moment I left the nixons,
468
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,953
the 4-6-7-10 split.
469
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,080
And then right at the...
470
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:16,872
You're not listening to me.
471
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,204
You're looking over there.
472
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:19,249
- I wasn't.
473
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,752
I was looking over there,
but I was listening to you.
474
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,005
You were talking about Watergate
or something like that.
475
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,297
- Forget it.
476
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,511
I just don't care about you anymore.
477
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:32,221
- What do you mean,
478
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,390
you don't care about me anymore?
479
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,392
- I'm just saying that it's all over
480
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,310
between the two of us.
481
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:41,355
That's great.
482
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,691
That's fan-freaking-tastic.
483
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,156
- Shakes, are you all right?
484
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,535
- See, baby, you still do care about me.
485
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,540
Shakes, you are a real rat turd.
486
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,752
- You all right, buddy?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
487
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,087
- Moron.
488
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:06,579
Hey, Madonna, where you going?
489
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,550
Need a ride, fresh cream, cottage cheese?
490
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,344
- Leave me alone, milkman scum!
491
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:13,762
- Half and half?
492
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,725
Stupid fucking clown.
493
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,185
- My colon.
494
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,300
- What, are you telling me
the cigar bothers you now?
495
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:54,178
No, actually, it
reminds me of my uncle.
496
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:55,679
- Your uncle smokes cigars?
497
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,264
- No, he stinks.
498
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,391
- Come on, guys, let's call it a night.
499
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,101
- All right, all right.
500
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,936
Keep your shirt on.
501
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,189
- See you later, shakes.
- Good night, shakes.
502
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,149
- Good night, guys.
- Hey, don't forget.
503
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:09,193
You got that gig tomorrow.
504
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,652
- I'm leaving right now.
505
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,488
I'm right behind you.
506
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,583
- See you later, buddy.
- Go home, Murray.
507
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,417
Hey, the dotmobile.
508
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,670
- See you later.
- You should fix that clutch.
509
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:29,546
Do you remember
510
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,924
- where we're parked?
- I've got to urinate.
511
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,830
- Hey, hello?
512
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:48,083
- Shakes, it's me, Stan.
- Hey, how you doing?
513
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:48,917
How am I doing?
514
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,128
Where the fuck are you?
515
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:55,716
- What?
- Bastard!
516
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:56,550
You did it to us again.
517
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,969
You did it to us again!
518
00:27:59,261 --> 00:27:59,803
- Jesus Christ.
- God dammit.
519
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,680
Two hours we've been waiting on you.
520
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,140
Two hours.
521
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,474
You don't care.
522
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,045
You're really
bitter, you know that?
523
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,654
- I was bitter, I admit, for a while.
524
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,449
But I've conquered that,
and now I just feel lucky
525
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,910
that I have brainiac as a partner.
526
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,888
- You don't believe I'm mentally
superior to you, do you?
527
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,622
- Oh, come on.
- Ask me a question.
528
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:27,456
- I don't have...
- Come on.
529
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,333
- Any questions for you.
- Come on.
530
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,959
-All right, okay, all right.
531
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,794
What's a shondell?
532
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,338
- What?
533
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:35,172
- What do you mean what?
534
00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:36,006
What's a shondell?
535
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,609
Like Tommy James and the shondells.
536
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:38,175
Remember that?
537
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:41,386
Crimson and clover, I think
we're alone now, mony mony.
538
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:44,473
- Yeah, I remember the
goddamn band, all right?
539
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:45,992
- All right, what's a shondell?
540
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:47,256
- Who cares what a shondell is?
541
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:48,949
What kind of an idiotic question is that?
542
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:50,830
- You're getting upset 'cause
you don't know the answer.
543
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,106
- No, I'm not getting upset.
- It's not a crime.
544
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,518
- Big deal.
- The point is is
545
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,085
that there are some things that you accept
546
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,320
and some things you question, okay?
547
00:28:58,612 --> 00:28:59,881
- So you're upset 'cause
you don't know the answer.
548
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:00,905
- I'm not upset!
549
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:01,615
- You know what?
550
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,760
At this point, you should be
watching your blood pressure.
551
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:06,703
- There's nothing wrong with
my goddamn blood pressure!
552
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,372
- Yep, lunch break.
553
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:11,958
- All right.
554
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,419
- Duh, hi, kids.
555
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:15,711
It's shakes...
556
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:16,879
Fuck.
557
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,005
Duh.
558
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:20,634
Duh, hi, kids.
559
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,469
I'm shakes the clown.
560
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,851
- What is that you got over there?
561
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,770
What's that, pastrami?
562
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:33,813
- Yeah.
563
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,137
- You think that's a good idea?
564
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,775
You think that's wise, pastrami?
565
00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:38,067
- Yes.
566
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,737
It's not only wise, it's kosher.
567
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,340
And it's none of your goddamn beeswax
568
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:44,825
what I eat and what I don't eat.
569
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,970
I don't need a goddamn
food monitor sitting next
570
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,161
to me in the car.
571
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,493
- Hey, I'm not the one the
doctor called a candidate
572
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:51,415
for the coronary.
573
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:54,626
Thankfully through working
out, nice healthy diet.
574
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,296
Healthy as a horse, knock wood.
575
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,675
What the hell was that?
576
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:02,509
Take off!
577
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,237
You see the hair on that guy?
578
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:04,803
We got a freak.
579
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,221
Oh, boy.
580
00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:10,433
- Fuck!
581
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,023
- I got him.
- Oh, my god!
582
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,069
- Shut up and calm down!
- Let me drive!
583
00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,196
Get your hands off the wheel!
584
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:27,367
- You don't know how to drive!
- Get away from me!
585
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:31,788
There. See?
586
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:35,767
- I can't move my head.
- You seen this?
587
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,252
They clean your windshields.
588
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:38,086
This is great.
589
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:38,920
Watch.
590
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,606
Just give me a buck, I'll give it to him.
591
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,341
Are you insane?
592
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:44,051
- Fuck you.
593
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,719
Thank you, looks good.
594
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:46,636
What are you thanking him for?
595
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:47,989
- Look at the difference.
- Oh, my goodness!
596
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:50,432
It's dirtier now than it was!
597
00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:51,724
- Ducks!
598
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,102
Shit!
599
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,463
- All right, out of the car, clown!
600
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:04,154
Come on!
601
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:04,988
Out!
602
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:05,781
Hands on the roof!
603
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:06,615
Let's go.
604
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:07,967
- You better pray to god those water fowl
605
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,076
are all right, my friend.
606
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,411
You're in a lot of trouble.
607
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,874
- Look out, look out, look out.
608
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,144
Boy, you're a real sweetheart.
609
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,336
Make your parents proud?
610
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:20,253
- Let's just get them out of here.
611
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,923
- Another white-collar criminal.
612
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,175
Boy, I bet you were a big hit in lockup.
613
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:27,844
Checkered pants down around your ankles.
614
00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:31,264
Everybody loves a clown, so why don't I?
615
00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,975
You ought to keep a
little bit better control
616
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:37,562
- over your clowns, mister...
- Cheese. Owen cheese.
617
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:39,147
U-rent-a-clown.
618
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:40,439
Oh, my card.
619
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,776
- Hey, did you see that?
620
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,128
- If you're gonna have a policeman's ball,
621
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,821
a social, anything...
622
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:47,572
You know, a clown is the difference
623
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:50,992
between a party and a really nice party.
624
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:52,411
- Yeah, I'll bet.
625
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:53,245
He would have gotten off
626
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,997
with just a few minor traffic violations
627
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,583
if he hadn't twisted my breathalyzer
628
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,585
which is palukaville police property
629
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:03,088
into a goddamn French poodle!
630
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:09,886
- I smell pastrami.
631
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,305
You guys have pastrami for lunch?
632
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,224
- Well, I had a salad.
633
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,227
- What?
- For lunch.
634
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:20,230
I had a salad, muffin, light lunch.
635
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,357
Feel good, nothing heavy.
636
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,484
- This is a big goddamn
joke to you, isn't it?
637
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,194
- The man asked me about pastrami.
638
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:27,486
I'm doing my job.
639
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,532
Lighten up, a little
protecting and some serving.
640
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,658
- You'd be serving
parking citations to pimps
641
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,536
at four in the morning if I had my way.
642
00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:35,370
- Are we free to leave?
643
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:36,204
- Yeah, go ahead.
644
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:37,038
- Get out of here.
- Thank you.
645
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:39,791
- Please, and don't come back either.
646
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:43,044
- Believe me, we won't.
- Good.
647
00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,130
Do me a favor...
648
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:45,964
- See?
649
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,592
Now those things are gonna kill you.
650
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,343
- I'll kill you before they kill me,
651
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,053
you can count on that.
652
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,140
Don't you walk away
when I'm talking to you.
653
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:56,641
- Why do you do this to me?
654
00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,270
I mean, your total disregard
for the clown code of ethics
655
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,230
would make your poor father, lippy,
656
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,732
god rest his soul,
657
00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:06,485
turn over in his grave.
658
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,612
Now meet me in the office at five o'clock.
659
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:09,946
Oh, and shakes.
660
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:12,740
- Yeah?
661
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,368
Take a bath, will you?
662
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:17,745
- Yeah.
663
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:24,920
You're still not talking to me?
664
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:27,380
- Yeah, we wanna talk to you, shakes.
665
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,883
- Look, me and dink...
666
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,427
- Just tell him.
- We think you drink too much.
667
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,179
- You got a problem.
668
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:35,096
- I got a problem?
669
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,428
Yeah, I got a big problem.
670
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:38,433
My best friends are fucking assholes.
671
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:42,604
- Seriously, shakes,
you drink way too much.
672
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:45,124
- Where do you get balls like
that saying I drink too much?
673
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:46,501
I don't see you guys having any trouble
674
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,818
whatsoever keeping up with me.
675
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,550
I don't have a problem with alcohol.
676
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,280
I could stop any time I want to.
677
00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,533
I just don't 'cause
I'm having a lot of fun
678
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:55,992
with my drinking.
679
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:59,538
- Oh, here we go.
- Did he puke in my car?
680
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,458
- No big pieces.
- Idiot!
681
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,467
- Hey, you guys want a beer?
682
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,137
- Sure.
- What the hell.
683
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,139
Give me a goddamn beer.
684
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,225
- Sorry about bogarting.
685
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,979
A couple of frosties for the boys.
686
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,773
Fl just a bunch of guys getting the car
687
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,484
fl no matter who's driving or for how far
688
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,653
fl feels so good, feels so alive
689
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,989
fl no backseat drivers tell us how to drive
690
00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:36,908
fl me and the boys
691
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:43,039
fl just me and the boys
692
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,794
fl me and the boys
693
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,634
- ah, shakes the clown.
694
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,153
It'll take a lot of birthday parties
695
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:57,887
before you can pay for this suit.
696
00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,579
You got a lot of balls coming here,
697
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,516
you no-good, drunken bum!
698
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,897
Give me my goddamn hat!
699
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,274
Your father's a bum!
700
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:10,734
Your father's father's a bum!
701
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,110
Everybody here is a bum!
702
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:14,613
Now get the hell out of here!
703
00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:20,327
Fl me and the boys
704
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,124
fl just me and the boys
705
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:31,588
fl me and the boys
706
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,342
n it ain't like us to
hang around this town
707
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,886
fl it's square and just bringing us down
708
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,805
fl I've got to find something new
709
00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:45,060
fl I don't wanna think
about what they do now
710
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,565
- mimes!
- Mimes!
711
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:51,857
Stop the car!
712
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,900
Kill! Destroy!
713
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:54,110
- Clowns! Shit!
714
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,320
Run!
715
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:02,285
You silent motherfucker, yeah!
716
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:03,119
Come on!
717
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,691
You can run but you cannot hide!
718
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,799
You only pick on
us 'cause we're artists.
719
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,091
- Ah, fuck you, man.
720
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,718
Get out of this box.
721
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,061
- Bastards!
722
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,021
You people are sick!
723
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,940
You need help!
724
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,775
- Learn how to speak.
725
00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:37,862
- Shakes...
726
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:42,117
When your poor father died
in that elephant mishap,
727
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,120
I promised your mother I'd take care
728
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,831
of you as if you were my own.
729
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:52,210
- Well, you've always
kept up that promise.
730
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:56,047
You've always been like a
father to me or something.
731
00:36:56,339 --> 00:37:00,468
- If your drinking interferes
with work one more time,
732
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,011
I'm gonna have to fire you.
733
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:03,303
Understand?
734
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,306
- Yeah.
735
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:09,561
- If I have one complaint from
one parent, one kid, one dog,
736
00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:13,898
I'm gonna fire you so fast,
737
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,818
you'll be out of work immediately.
738
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,407
- Don't do that, it's annoying.
739
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:23,950
- Sorry.
740
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,285
- Hey, come on.
741
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,832
You made me blow that shot.
742
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:46,139
- He says that if I fuck up one more time,
743
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:47,974
I'm gonna get fired.
744
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,769
- Oh, this is serious, shakes.
745
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,187
- What are you gonna do?
746
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:53,021
- What am I gonna do?
747
00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,707
I'm not gonna drink at work anymore,
748
00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:55,891
that's what I'm not gonna do.
749
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,149
- Yeah, right.
750
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:02,447
You haven't drawn a sober
breath since I've known you.
751
00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:03,281
- I resent that.
752
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,408
I've been sober plenty of times.
753
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,700
- When?
754
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:13,082
- What about when I was in my coma?
755
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:16,336
That entire month I
did not have one drink.
756
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,922
And when I had to go to court.
757
00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,052
- You got shit-faced
at the judge's chambers
758
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,805
and started juggling his gavels.
759
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,892
That's settled.
760
00:38:31,184 --> 00:38:33,436
From now on, me and dink
are gonna go with you
761
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,648
on your rounds to make
sure you don't drink.
762
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:37,941
- I don't need you guys.
763
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,233
I don't have a problem.
764
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:41,611
I can stop on my own, thank you.
765
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:44,113
- I'm sure you can but
we're gonna go with you just
766
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:47,575
to make sure you get off to a good start.
767
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:50,662
To shakes and his newfound sobriety.
768
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:55,041
Hang in there, shakes.
769
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,543
Hang in there.
770
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,337
- I gotta have a drink.
- No, you don't.
771
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:00,839
You don't got to.
772
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:03,550
- I gotta have a drink.
773
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,562
- Shakes, last night I
came this much closer
774
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,513
to fulfilling my dream of
becoming a professional bowler
775
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,390
and you weren't there.
776
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,684
How's that supposed to make me feel?
777
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:13,560
- Don't think about it.
778
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,395
You don't gotta think about it.
779
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:18,314
- Come on, please.
- Hang on.
780
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:19,606
Calm down.
781
00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,017
We're trying to help you, man.
782
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,736
We're trying to help.
783
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:36,583
I know if you have one you'll want more.
784
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:40,003
-All right, calm down.
785
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:41,546
- Oh, geez, he's puking!
786
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,631
- All right, just calm down.
787
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,633
Don't think about it, shakes.
788
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,595
- Should we stop?
- Just keep going.
789
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,407
- Oh, please, guys, give me one drink.
790
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,615
- Don't think about it, shakes!
791
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,182
Don't think about it.
792
00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:56,102
Calm down.
793
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:56,936
- Fight it, fight it.
794
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,646
- What are we gonna play, dink?
795
00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,899
- A nice game of Simon says.
796
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,190
Okay, kiddies.
797
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,455
- You're not funny, clown.
798
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:21,961
- Give it a break on that horn, will you?
799
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,173
Kid, if you blow that horn one more time,
800
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:28,343
I'm gonna shove it right up your ass.
801
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,265
Let me explain something to you.
802
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:35,767
You're a loser.
803
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:37,852
Your parents had to pay grown men
804
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,384
to come and play with you today
805
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:43,149
because kids collectively,
on a whole, think you suck.
806
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,441
All right?
807
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:45,964
If you want me to leave, that's fine.
808
00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,654
- I'm out of here.
- I'm sorry.
809
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:48,988
Please don't go, mister.
810
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,990
- What's shakin' there, shakes?
811
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,492
- Hey, everything okay?
812
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:53,784
- Duh, I'm it.
813
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:54,988
We'll play hide-and-go-seek.
814
00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:55,870
Get 'em out of the house.
815
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,373
- Good idea.
- Hide-and-seek.
816
00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:00,332
- I'm it, everybody.
817
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,416
Go, go, go.
818
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:05,213
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine.
819
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,511
103, 108, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96.
820
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,073
98, whoa, 32, 37, 36.
821
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,001
G, g, f, k.
822
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,139
Here I come, ready or not,
823
00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,643
you little bastards.
824
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,692
Mister, are you okay?
825
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:54,405
Oh, I hope he's dead!
826
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,407
- Hey, hey, what's wrong?
827
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:57,283
- Oh, nothing.
828
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,655
My teacherjust nearly puked
829
00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,828
when he tried my peach flan, that's all.
830
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:01,829
- Are you serious?
831
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:02,663
It can't be that bad.
832
00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:04,665
Here, let me try it.
833
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,334
- Would ya?
- Sure.
834
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:12,006
You like it?
835
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:13,591
- Yeah, it's good.
836
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,113
- You spit it out.
- No, I didn't.
837
00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:19,137
- I saw you.
838
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:20,723
- No, it was yummy.
839
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,482
- Is shakes all right?
- He's fine.
840
00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:31,418
He's got the toughest head I've ever seen.
841
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,562
- He'll be all right.
- Yeah.
842
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,088
He's over at my place sleeping it off.
843
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,239
He'll be sleeping it off all night.
844
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:37,532
- How you doing, fuckers?
845
00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:39,492
How are we tonight?
846
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,035
- Hi, shakes.
- Hi.
847
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:50,377
- Oh, pumpkin!
848
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:53,339
- Why don't you all kiss my ass?
849
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,631
- Shakes.
850
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,426
- Oh, hi, boss.
851
00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,137
How you doing?
852
00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:01,097
- You're fired.
853
00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:02,598
- I'm fired?
854
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:05,351
I'll kill you, you motherfucker!
855
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:07,853
- Oh, no.
856
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:09,897
Come on, help me.
857
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,607
We gotta get him up.
858
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:14,277
Let's get him in the back room.
859
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:15,611
- Shakes tipsy?
860
00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:17,822
Gasp.
861
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:19,824
Oh, there's a surprise.
862
00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,414
- He looks so cherubic.
863
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,000
- What the hell does that mean?
864
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:30,376
- Like an angel.
865
00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:35,298
- Yeah, I'd like to stomp
his fucking angel head.
866
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:38,950
- Well, here's to Mr. Cheese coming
867
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:41,804
to his senses and firing that loser.
868
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,604
- Here's to shakes getting fired.
869
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,982
- He's thrown his last pie in this town.
870
00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:08,473
- Okay, now go in the back room
871
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:10,875
and wait for the two rodeo clowns there.
872
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:11,709
I'll be there.
873
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,294
- And boots.
- Hmm?
874
00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:15,046
- Remember the code?
875
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:26,950
- We don't have to worry about this guy.
876
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,017
He's out of it.
877
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:32,647
Duh, hi, boys and girls.
878
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:34,482
I'm shakes the clown.
879
00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:42,031
God, this guy must drink formaldehyde.
880
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:45,368
- Hey, let's put his hand in hot water.
881
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:47,554
- Wait a minute, what's that do?
882
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:50,122
- Makes him pee.
- Oh, all right.
883
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,459
- Hello.
884
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,296
- Are you binky?
- No.
885
00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,674
- Is that binky?
- No, that's not binky.
886
00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,086
- Then who the fuck are you?
887
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:01,717
- I'm ho-ho the clown.
888
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:02,551
Nice to meet you.
889
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:04,303
- Well, fuck you, party clown!
890
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,137
I don't like this.
891
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:05,972
Let's get outta here.
892
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:08,015
- Wait a second, I'll go get binky now.
893
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:09,576
- Let me go, I know right where he is.
894
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,142
- You entertain our guests...
895
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:11,102
- Shut up!
896
00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:15,398
You're fucking with the
wrong clowns now, pal.
897
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:16,959
- My cyst!
- Let me do something to him.
898
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:18,484
- You wanna hurt him?
- Something.
899
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,318
- He wants to hurt you.
900
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,279
Don't make eye contact, boy.
901
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:22,923
- You know where binky is?
- Yeah, I know where binky is.
902
00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:24,258
- Then run and get him real quick.
903
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:24,824
- You understand me?
- Okay.
904
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,409
Will you excuse me, please?
905
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:27,803
- Don't look at him.
- Look at me.
906
00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,887
- Is this yours?
- Don't look at him.
907
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,311
- I can't breathe.
- Don't go crazy.
908
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:32,748
- He looked at me!
- I did not.
909
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,667
- Just settle down.
910
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,377
You're in the barrel.
911
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:37,211
He's in the barrel.
912
00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:38,838
It's okay, just relax.
913
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,256
- My cyst. Ouch.
914
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,135
-And I'll tell you another
extremely interesting thing
915
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:47,221
about me is that even though I've got this
916
00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,890
big-time cartoon show on the air now,
917
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:51,350
I'm not gonna change.
918
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:54,854
I'm not gonna be one iota
different than I ever was.
919
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:56,564
You know why I'm not gonna change?
920
00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:57,565
- Why?
921
00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:59,400
- 'Cause I'm an asshole!
922
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:00,692
Asshole!
923
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,862
You all hate me.
924
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,613
You all loathe me.
925
00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:07,658
Make fun of my jokes, think I'm not funny.
926
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:10,244
Think my balloon animals suck.
927
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,246
You know that.
928
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,167
Binky the doormat.
929
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,061
Binky the doormat, that should be my name.
930
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,170
Not binky the clown.
931
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:20,755
Binky the doormat.
932
00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:24,084
Everybody walks all over, I
don't stick up for myself.
933
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,761
They say the squeaky
wheel gets the grease.
934
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,305
I'm the quietest fucking
wheel you've ever seen
935
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,349
'cause I don't bitch about anything.
936
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,183
Imawmp
937
00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:34,268
fucking nuts, that's what I am.
938
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,102
Insane?
939
00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:35,936
No, I'm not insane.
940
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:36,812
I'm just different.
941
00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:37,688
I didn't wear my crystal today.
942
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:40,775
That always makes me a little tense.
943
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,946
- The dolphins are in the jacuzzi.
944
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,826
- Will you excuse me for a moment, please?
945
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,828
Sure, go ahead, it's okay.
946
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,120
- Thanks.
947
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:58,167
- Why is it I hate it
when he buys the drinks?
948
00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,127
- 'Cause he acts like a maniac.
949
00:48:00,419 --> 00:48:01,419
- Mm-hmm.
950
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,113
- The thing is I I don't understand
951
00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:06,926
why he can't just drink
normally like the rest of us.
952
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,345
He gets so out of control.
953
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:11,437
- Maybe it's because he
saw his father crushed
954
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,099
to death by an elephant.
955
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,059
A thing like that can scar you for life.
956
00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,645
- He drinks so much to forget
he's a fucking alcoholic!
957
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:20,314
- Geez, Lucy, would you lighten up?
958
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,316
- Cut the guy some slack.
959
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:25,778
- Dink, stenchy, do you
guys know where shakes is?
960
00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:28,489
- Oh, he's still sleeping
it off back there.
961
00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:32,076
- Oh, I thought I'd
give him another chance.
962
00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:34,161
- Thank you, Mr. Cheese.
963
00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,747
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph
hanging off the cross,
964
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:37,581
for Christ's sake.
965
00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:39,083
Goddamn it! Shit!
966
00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:43,587
- I'll see if he's still asleep.
967
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:46,215
- Thank you so much
- that is great, man.
968
00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:47,049
- Do it.
969
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:48,717
Beak, randi, beak.
970
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,009
- Ow! Goddamn!
971
00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:53,180
That's good stuff.
972
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:54,765
That's good stuff.
973
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,226
Woo, Colombian prairie dog.
974
00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,478
Got a mean kick on the back end, though.
975
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,164
But it's about the best stuff you can get
976
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:02,982
around these parts.
977
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:03,816
I tell you what.
978
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:04,650
You boys ain't bad for a bunch
979
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:07,319
of pussy birthday party clowns.
980
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,784
Binky, you ever been kicked
in the head by a bull?
981
00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,676
- Something like that.
- This old boy has
982
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,954
about 100 times.
983
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:20,833
Here, try some of this stuff here, binky.
984
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,125
But be careful, boy.
985
00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:25,463
It's got a mean bite on the back end.
986
00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:26,754
- Well, salud.
987
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:33,219
- Binky.
988
00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:37,016
Say, wait a minute.
989
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,018
You clowns are on dope.
990
00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,398
- Where you going, old man?
991
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,233
You didn't see nothing, all right?
992
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:50,404
You saw five happy, jolly
clowns sitting around,
993
00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:54,492
eating a big plate of
beef, white, powdery beef.
994
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,165
Binky, you son of...
995
00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:16,347
- Boys, the poop has hit the fan.
996
00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:18,307
We just killed my boss.
997
00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:22,102
- Listen, bink, it's been a lot of fun,
998
00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:23,479
but we gotta hit the road.
999
00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,439
We'll catch you on the flip-flop, son.
1000
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:26,357
- Wait, wait.
1001
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,275
Where are you going?
1002
00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:29,902
Witnesses.
1003
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:31,779
Future cell mates.
1004
00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:33,071
Coke dealers.
1005
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,281
Let's powwow.
1006
00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,366
Let's chitchat.
1007
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:37,408
Let's palaver.
1008
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,794
- Well, all right, bink.
1009
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,421
What's the deal?
1010
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,843
It's your move.
1011
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:55,678
- You know what?
1012
00:50:55,970 --> 00:50:56,679
I really gotta learn how he did that.
1013
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:59,265
Remember that cheese guy, the clown guy?
1014
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,557
The thing with the card.
1015
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:01,767
Hey, look.
1016
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,245
That's the difference between a cop
1017
00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:05,521
and a really good cop.
1018
00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:07,314
Wasn't that amazing?
1019
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:08,833
- It was childish when he did it.
1020
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,150
When you do it, it's infantile.
1021
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:12,611
Now would you knock it off.
1022
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:13,903
- Go ahead.
1023
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,849
- Turn those off!
1024
00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:48,272
Now make it look like
there's been a fight.
1025
00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:50,232
- You don't talk to me anymore.
1026
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:52,359
- You're insensitive to my needs.
1027
00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:53,193
That's a fight?
1028
00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:54,028
I said a fight.
1029
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,672
You're making it look like powder puffs.
1030
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:56,405
Come on, mix it up.
1031
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:57,740
- I know karate.
1032
00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,492
Well, I know the vulcan nerve pinch.
1033
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:01,910
- Fuck you, fucker.
1034
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:05,331
- Why don't you kiss my rosy red ass?
1035
00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:07,267
Just lay him down
on the floor and shut up.
1036
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:08,667
I gotta use the phone.
1037
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,186
- You can't listen.
- Take this, you...
1038
00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:11,210
- Shut up!
1039
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,088
I'm telephoning.
1040
00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:18,552
Shhh.
1041
00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:20,721
Hello, police department?
1042
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:24,475
This is Mr. Owen cheese at
the u-rent-a-clown office.
1043
00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:25,309
Oh, god.
1044
00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:27,495
There's a guy in the office
and he's trying to murder me.
1045
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:28,145
My life is in jeopardy.
1046
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:29,897
Please come quickly.
1047
00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:38,488
They're on the way, boys.
1048
00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:39,907
Let's move 'em out.
1049
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,244
You ever find
yourself sweating a lot?
1050
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:45,746
- No.
- Headachy?
1051
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:48,916
- No.
- Sudden mood swings?
1052
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,560
- I'll mood swing you
right out of this car
1053
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:51,835
if you don't knock it off!
1054
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:54,963
I'm trying to concentrate on my move!
1055
00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:58,884
- Wait a minute.
- What?
1056
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,928
- You were just in the
peanut brittle house
1057
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:02,805
and now you're at lollipop woods.
1058
00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:04,431
How the hell did that happen?
1059
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:06,850
- Peter crony.
- Goddamn it!
1060
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:10,938
18-12, we've
got a 7-11 in progress
1061
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:12,481
at the u-rent-a-clown office.
1062
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:15,067
17th and central, over.
1063
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,319
- 18-12 responding.
1064
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:20,155
- Why does this always
happen when I'm winning?
1065
00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:21,907
Remember, I'm green.
1066
00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,223
Open the door, it's the police!
1067
00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:31,166
- Open up immediately.
- This is the police.
1068
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,252
We can see you in there.
1069
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:34,878
We know you're in there.
1070
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,170
Come on out.
1071
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:38,340
Step back.
1072
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:41,009
We're gonna kick the door down.
1073
00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:44,763
He's going out the back.
1074
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,850
- Damn it!
- Where the hell did he go?
1075
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,244
- I've been with you the whole time!
1076
00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:50,268
How do I know?
1077
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:53,397
- If you kept your eyes open for once...
1078
00:53:57,192 --> 00:53:58,552
- Here, I'm gonna call for backup.
1079
00:53:58,652 --> 00:53:59,194
- Don't just grab it!
1080
00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:01,780
Dammit, things like that are
exactly why people hate you!
1081
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,383
- What do you mean people hate me?
1082
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,552
What kind of a broad, general,
sweeping statement is that?
1083
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:06,577
I've got lots of friends.
1084
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:07,536
- I'm not talking about your friends.
1085
00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,764
They're supposed to like you
'cause they're your friends.
1086
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,391
I'm talking about everyday
normal people you meet
1087
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:14,835
on the street who hate you right away.
1088
00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:16,127
-120, 10.
1089
00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:31,602
Will you stop that?
1090
00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:33,520
- I thought you liked lady of Spain.
1091
00:54:33,812 --> 00:54:35,564
- I love lady of Spain,
1092
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:38,901
but that's not lady of Spain, is it, Ty?
1093
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:40,444
Damn, just play something else.
1094
00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:41,987
I'm trying to count my money.
1095
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:46,241
- Let's see, where was I?
- I'll play lady of Spain.
1096
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,502
- Hey, that's that damn clown.
1097
00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:57,336
- Where?
1098
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,170
I'll ask him if this is lady of Spain.
1099
00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:00,255
- Get down, you dumb-ass!
1100
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:07,346
Too bad about his accident.
1101
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:08,764
- What accident?
1102
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:11,767
You know the one
1103
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:15,229
where he was so distraught
by killing his boss
1104
00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:16,730
that was like a father to him
1105
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:19,483
that he ran himself off a cliff.
1106
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:25,781
- Shit!
- That fuck-face!
1107
00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:50,888
- Oh, great.
1108
00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:54,726
- Meet your maker, party clown.
1109
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:02,192
- Hey, sorry about the headlight.
1110
00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:03,151
Tell you what.
1111
00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,571
Why don't you pull over,
we'll exchange phone numbers.
1112
00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,406
Get an estimate...
1113
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:08,740
Fuck you!
1114
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,827
Pay for your own headlight, asshole!
1115
00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:18,124
Shit!
1116
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:46,987
I just made my last payment.
1117
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,285
- Look at him.
1118
00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,038
- Are you watching?
- I'm watching.
1119
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,040
- Now watch me closely.
1120
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:01,293
See, this is very important.
1121
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:13,305
- Jesus, shakes!
1122
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:14,723
Boar! Hey, boar!
1123
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,420
- Hey, hi.
1124
00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:46,964
- Fuck you, clown!
1125
00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:33,885
Judy, I can't take it anymore.
1126
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:36,097
- The police came by the
twisted balloon tonight.
1127
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,889
- I killed Mr. Cheese.
1128
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,181
- What?
1129
00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,976
- I killed Mr. Cheese.
1130
00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:43,061
- You couldn't kill Mr. Cheese.
1131
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,313
He was like a father to you.
1132
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:48,608
You don't have it in you to
do something like that, honey.
1133
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,500
Don't you realize all your problems come
1134
00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:52,487
from how much you drink?
1135
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,033
- What are we gonna do?
1136
00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:02,246
- Shakes.
1137
00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:15,719
- Jesus Christ!
1138
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,131
I feel like a fucking idiot.
1139
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:18,889
- No, no, you look very sexy.
1140
00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:19,890
Very French.
1141
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,391
- I look sexy?
1142
00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:22,994
Do you realize if I saw myself I'd have
1143
00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:25,687
to kick my own ass right now?
1144
00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:27,248
- Maybe you and your
friends will think twice
1145
00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,899
about mime bashing.
1146
00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:31,401
Yeah, maybe you're right.
1147
00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:32,693
- Hurry up, everybody!
1148
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:33,403
Mime Jerry's gonna show us
1149
00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:35,781
some new routines he learned in France.
1150
00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,073
Come on.
1151
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,450
Mime's a-wasting.
1152
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:43,497
- Hey, are you sure
you're gonna be all right?
1153
00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:44,807
- Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
1154
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,471
Who's gonna look for me in a mime studio?
1155
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,460
- It'll be fine.
- Well, control yourself.
1156
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:52,297
If you get into any trouble, call me.
1157
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:53,131
- Well, okay.
1158
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:53,965
Thanks a lot, doll.
1159
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:55,634
I'll see you later.
1160
00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:59,221
Let's start with our walls.
1161
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:00,513
And go!
1162
01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:05,936
All right, everyone.
1163
01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:07,729
We're gonna be a cat in a box.
1164
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:10,773
Ready? Here we are.
1165
01:00:10,982 --> 01:00:12,234
That's right, use those claws.
1166
01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:14,326
Make me believe that
you're that little pussy.
1167
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,862
There we go.
1168
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,154
Yes.
1169
01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:23,494
Bonjour.
1170
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:30,626
- Huh?
1171
01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:34,256
- I'm mime Jerry, and your name is?
1172
01:00:37,092 --> 01:00:38,593
- My name is Chuck.
1173
01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:42,597
- Chuck!
- Chuck!
1174
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:45,183
Everyone, let's welcome Chuck.
1175
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,561
Silently, people!
1176
01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:53,275
Mime Chuck, would you like
to be my little helper today?
1177
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,360
- Yeah, that'd be tremendous.
1178
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,112
- Come on up, Chuck.
1179
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,240
You forgot the stairs.
1180
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:01,532
There's stairs here.
1181
01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:02,993
Whoa! There we go.
1182
01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:04,285
Come on up there.
1183
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:05,162
There we are.
1184
01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:06,955
All right, Chuck,
1185
01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:09,291
in the future the underwear
should go on the inside.
1186
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:12,711
And let's keep mom's candy-red
panty hose at home, okay?
1187
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:15,547
I don't want to see what religion you are.
1188
01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:17,007
Ready?
1189
01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:19,009
Let's start with our walls.
1190
01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:20,301
And go!
1191
01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:21,887
Come on, Chuck.
1192
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,179
We're doing a wall now.
1193
01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:25,283
Chuck, you're not copping a
feel on a big-tittied lady.
1194
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,600
Let's make a wall.
1195
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,437
Are we on medication, or
don't we know what a wall is?
1196
01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:33,049
Let's make it a single wall,
not putting your hand in shit.
1197
01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:35,775
Come on, Chuck, tighten that
wrist up, or I'll break it.
1198
01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:37,387
There we go, there you go, Chuck.
1199
01:01:37,444 --> 01:01:38,153
Tighten it!
1200
01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:39,445
There we go.
1201
01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:40,030
Ready?
1202
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:40,864
There we are.
1203
01:01:41,156 --> 01:01:42,574
Let's make our wall, make our wall.
1204
01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:43,408
There it is.
1205
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:44,242
It's all over us.
1206
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:45,887
Uh-oh, look out, it might be above us too.
1207
01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:47,412
It might be above us, Chuck.
1208
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,104
What are we doing, a little watusi?
1209
01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:50,790
Come on, Chuck, make the wall.
1210
01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:53,376
All right, enough of that.
1211
01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:55,462
Everybody get ready to fry our bacon.
1212
01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:56,755
Ready?
1213
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:58,047
Here we go!
1214
01:01:58,256 --> 01:01:59,256
Raise 'em!
1215
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,259
Suck in the little pork belly.
1216
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:02,551
And fry.
1217
01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:05,055
Come on, Chuck.
1218
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:07,057
We wanna fry off that fat ass of yours.
1219
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:09,059
Fry, fry, fry, chuckie!
1220
01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:12,187
Come on, everybody, let's sizzle.
1221
01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:14,457
We're gonna sizzle off Chuck's
little pork butt, aren't we?
1222
01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:16,399
Come on, Chuck, fry yourself.
1223
01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:17,234
Let the heat work through you.
1224
01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:18,525
Shake your meat, Chuck.
1225
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,319
You got a roll of quarters.
1226
01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:20,153
Make some change.
1227
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,447
There we go, now you're burning.
1228
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,324
Now you're on fire.
1229
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:26,326
Shake your money maker.
1230
01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:28,995
Think about being eaten, and then curl up.
1231
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:30,287
Curl up, Chuck!
1232
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:31,413
There we go!
1233
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:32,165
Come on.
1234
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,584
Curl, curl, curl, curl, curl
1235
01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,647
Chuck, you having an epileptic fit?
1236
01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:38,671
You okay?
1237
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:45,719
- Who's there?
1238
01:02:45,971 --> 01:02:47,171
Like you don't know.
1239
01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:48,265
It's me, binky.
1240
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:50,576
- What are you doing here, you creep?
1241
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,477
- I brought these for ya.
1242
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,562
- They're very pretty.
1243
01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:56,481
Where'd you steal 'em?
1244
01:02:58,817 --> 01:03:01,736
- If this bed could talk, huh, Judy?
1245
01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:04,531
I understand how you feel.
1246
01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,283
You're hurt, we're all hurt.
1247
01:03:06,574 --> 01:03:08,618
I mean, shakes, a murderer?
1248
01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:12,205
- Listen, binky, shakes may be alcoholic,
1249
01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:16,042
and a bad lay, but he's not a murderer.
1250
01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:16,918
- Not a murderer?
1251
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:18,962
How can you say he's not a murderer?
1252
01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:20,694
He took one of his own juggling pins
1253
01:03:20,839 --> 01:03:23,466
and smashed in Mr. Cheese's
head with the fucking thing.
1254
01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:26,553
Again and again and again,
just hitting and hitting
1255
01:03:26,845 --> 01:03:30,515
and the head bursting and
splattering underneath.
1256
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:34,769
Boots and hoho could've stopped
me, but they didn't stop me!
1257
01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:37,187
Wait.
1258
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,441
- Did I say me just now?
- Yes.
1259
01:03:41,776 --> 01:03:42,444
- Whoa. Back up.
1260
01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,863
Now I've gotta kill you.
1261
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:45,697
Beautiful.
1262
01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:48,116
Another red-letter day
for binky the clown.
1263
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:49,492
Just great.
1264
01:03:49,784 --> 01:03:50,869
Just great.
1265
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:53,413
More bullshit and pressure in my life!
1266
01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:56,624
-All right, let's move
on to riding a pony
1267
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,710
into the Grand Canyon.
1268
01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:01,171
This is kind of an
existential mime dealing
1269
01:04:01,463 --> 01:04:03,506
with life and death.
1270
01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:06,885
All right, everybody, saddle up.
1271
01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:07,886
Saddle up, Chuck!
1272
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:08,720
Come on, boy!
1273
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,013
Get on your pony.
1274
01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:11,681
- You ready?
- I'm on my pony.
1275
01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,558
-All right, I see that, chuckles.
1276
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:14,893
Let's go, ready?
1277
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:16,394
And head 'em out.
1278
01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:18,312
Ride.
1279
01:04:18,438 --> 01:04:19,749
You're riding toward the canyon now.
1280
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:20,440
Head 'em out.
1281
01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:21,732
Hyah!
1282
01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:23,377
Tommy, you lose that hat again,
1283
01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:24,754
I'm putting it up your
ass and it'll be hard
1284
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,029
to walk in the wind.
1285
01:04:26,321 --> 01:04:27,321
There you go, boy.
1286
01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:29,074
Very good, everyone.
1287
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:30,366
Hyah!
1288
01:04:31,242 --> 01:04:32,577
Come on, people.
1289
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,454
This is not funny, this is serious.
1290
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:38,375
You look like a bunch
of goddamn rodeo clowns.
1291
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:43,796
Whoa!
1292
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:49,636
Chuck, you didn't join us at all.
1293
01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:51,721
That really pisses me off.
1294
01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,056
Let's try it again.
1295
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:56,142
For a brief moment, time out, everyone.
1296
01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:57,936
You're a clown, aren't ya?
1297
01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,688
- No, I'm not a clown.
- Really?
1298
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:02,482
Let's try again.
1299
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:05,652
All right, everybody,
ready to do this one?
1300
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,445
This is the mime called puberty.
1301
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:08,737
Ready?
1302
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:09,905
All right, everybody.
1303
01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,658
Ladies, do something different.
1304
01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:13,493
Ready? Whoa!
1305
01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:14,911
Hi, Judy here.
1306
01:05:15,203 --> 01:05:16,287
We'll, I'm not here.
1307
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,122
Leave a message.
1308
01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,832
- Bye!
- Hey, Judy?
1309
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:20,124
Yeah.
1310
01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:24,129
Judy, this is mime Chuck.
1311
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:25,701
I think I figured out something.
1312
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:26,965
I'll see you later, okay?
1313
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,257
Bye-bye.
1314
01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:35,347
- Oh, man.
1315
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:39,102
I can't believe this is happening.
1316
01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:41,604
- Me either.
1317
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:42,605
He was a great guy.
1318
01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:43,897
- He was a great guy.
1319
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,733
He was the greatest guy.
1320
01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:47,025
I don't know.
1321
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:48,277
- Hey! Hey!
1322
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:50,405
- Hey, dinkhead!
- Somebody's callin' you.
1323
01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:51,697
-A mime!
1324
01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:53,645
- Jesus Christ, you stupid shit!
1325
01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:54,908
It's me!
1326
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,371
- Shakes, you're a mime!
1327
01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:01,291
- I'm not a mime!
1328
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:02,125
- I knew it.
1329
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,961
Remember how he used to sit
for hours and not say nothin'?
1330
01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:06,796
- This is a double whammy, man.
1331
01:06:07,088 --> 01:06:08,840
First I find out you killed someone.
1332
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:10,592
Now I find out you're a mime.
1333
01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:12,385
That's weird!
1334
01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:14,304
- I didn't kill Mr. Cheese.
1335
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:15,138
- Oh, yeah, all right.
1336
01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:16,430
Then who did?
1337
01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:20,143
- It was some rodeo clowns!
1338
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,228
- Rodeo clowns.
1339
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:23,897
Come on.
1340
01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:25,607
- You know, I heard you.
1341
01:06:25,899 --> 01:06:27,619
You said it yourself
in the twisted balloon.
1342
01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:29,110
You said you were gonna kill him.
1343
01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:30,588
- You don't even know what you're doing
1344
01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:31,154
when you're drunk.
1345
01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:32,447
That's the problem, man.
1346
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,949
- Yeah, look, shakes, just...
1347
01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,578
Turn yourself in to the police.
1348
01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:42,874
- You gotta believe me, man.
1349
01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:46,877
Come on.
1350
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:52,717
Where's Judy?
1351
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,427
- She ain't here.
1352
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:56,095
- Judy didn't show up for work?
1353
01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:57,055
- No.
- No.
1354
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:58,515
- Yeah.
- No, not work.
1355
01:06:58,806 --> 01:07:00,016
She didn't show up for work.
1356
01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:01,017
She is not inside.
1357
01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:03,728
If you look inside, she's not there.
1358
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,438
- She's never late.
1359
01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:07,273
We gotta go find her.
1360
01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:14,989
You guys aren't gonna help me, huh?
1361
01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:24,457
- Dink.
- Come on.
1362
01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:25,789
- Shakes, shakes, come on.
1363
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,168
We'll take my car.
1364
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:28,127
Just promise me you don't
1365
01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:30,296
enjoy dressing like that, do you?
1366
01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:31,982
- The tights ride me in
the crotch a little bit,
1367
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:34,259
but outside of that it's not that bad.
1368
01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,551
It's just weird
to see you look like this.
1369
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:37,178
- Hurry up.
1370
01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:41,432
I can't move
any faster in these heels.
1371
01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:45,979
- Shit.
- Oh, man.
1372
01:07:46,271 --> 01:07:46,938
I'm sorry dink didn't believe you.
1373
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,430
- Shut up, man, I believe him.
1374
01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:50,233
- Oh, you...
- No, you shut up.
1375
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:52,360
- Guys, guys, guys, man, come on.
1376
01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:53,652
They got my girlfriend.
1377
01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,238
- What are we gonna do?
1378
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:57,865
- We have to go to that rodeo clown bar.
1379
01:07:58,157 --> 01:07:59,797
- The broken saddle?
- See, that's stupid.
1380
01:07:59,867 --> 01:08:01,747
- No, those guys are tough.
- They're big there.
1381
01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,746
- They hit you.
- They always fight...
1382
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,438
- I can't believe what I'm hearing.
1383
01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:07,267
You gonna help me out or what the fuck?
1384
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:09,627
- I wanna go!
- You're the idiot who...
1385
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,921
- He's a chickenshit.
- Yeah, I'm chicken.
1386
01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:13,213
Stupid idiot.
1387
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:23,766
How you doin', spur?
1388
01:08:24,058 --> 01:08:26,102
What's wrong with you, son?
1389
01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:30,398
Come on, Ty, let's go get some pussy.
1390
01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:34,319
Hey, cut it out.
1391
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,738
Leave the damn people alone.
1392
01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:41,117
- Oh, shit.
- We're gonna get
1393
01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:42,849
- our asses kicked.
- Just act tough.
1394
01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:44,996
- Don't be intimidated.
1395
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:48,499
- Say, you rough, tough
cowboys aren't fixin'
1396
01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,376
to mess up my joint, are ya?
1397
01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:53,087
- No, we just wanted to go in
and have a couple of beers.
1398
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:54,756
- Shut the fuck up!
1399
01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:58,134
This here's a rodeo clown bar,
and you ain't rodeo clowns.
1400
01:08:58,426 --> 01:08:59,426
- Yes, we are.
1401
01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:03,056
- How come I ain't never
seen you here before?
1402
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:05,516
- 'Cause we're from the east.
1403
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:07,143
- Yeah?
1404
01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:07,977
Well, I'm from back east,
1405
01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,897
and I ain't never laid eyes on you.
1406
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:13,149
- We're from the middle east.
1407
01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:14,734
Actually, Lebanon.
1408
01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:35,296
- Hi, I'm dink.
1409
01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:36,828
- Nice to meet you.
- Dink this.
1410
01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:38,466
- Please don't hurt me!
1411
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,719
- I'm gonna go lie next to my friends.
1412
01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:45,473
- No, no, no!
1413
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:53,356
Welcome back.
1414
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:56,609
- Jeez, we're gonna be here all night.
1415
01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,405
- Had enough?
1416
01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:03,741
- That's it, man?
1417
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,953
Usually we gotta watch you get
your ass kicked for an hour.
1418
01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:09,163
- That's the truck!
1419
01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:10,895
The clowns that ran me off the road!
1420
01:10:10,957 --> 01:10:11,499
Gaum
1421
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,084
come on, let's go!
1422
01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:16,504
- See you later.
- Come on!
1423
01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:18,756
- Falafel-eatin' assholes.
1424
01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:23,720
- Calm down, clown Judy.
1425
01:10:24,011 --> 01:10:26,806
I was nervous my first time on TV too.
1426
01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:29,726
Turn that frown upside-down, clown Judy.
1427
01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:31,561
Did you know, this is a fact...
1428
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:33,980
It takes 98 muscles to frown
1429
01:10:35,273 --> 01:10:37,024
and only two to smile.
1430
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,610
That's true!
1431
01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:42,780
Laugh and learn with binky the clown!
1432
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:46,075
It's a shame that your
boyfriend shakes won't be around
1433
01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:48,911
to see your big television debut!
1434
01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:52,582
Oh, perfection.
1435
01:10:52,874 --> 01:10:54,459
You look beautiful, clown Judy.
1436
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:55,960
Beautiful!
1437
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,312
Don't you understand what I'm saying?
1438
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,336
I love you.
1439
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:08,639
Oh, no!
1440
01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:09,474
It's that shakes!
1441
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:11,267
- Get the gun out!
- I am!
1442
01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:12,602
- Come on, hurry up.
1443
01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:13,894
Get your gun out.
1444
01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:15,020
Come on!
1445
01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:19,025
- Why the hell did you
buy guns in pieces for?
1446
01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:19,859
- Quit fuckin' around.
1447
01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:20,693
Get the gun together.
1448
01:11:20,985 --> 01:11:22,528
- Don't tell me what to do, pisshead.
1449
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,572
- Don't you call me a pisshead.
1450
01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,824
- Hiya, pissheads!
1451
01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:29,410
- Shakes, are you sure these are the guys?
1452
01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:30,702
- Shoot him!
1453
01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:34,540
- Look out!
- Look out!
1454
01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,004
- Suck butt, fudge pants!
1455
01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:44,634
- I'm gonna get me a couple of 'em.
1456
01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:47,386
- Yeah, how'd that feel, shakes?
1457
01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:54,685
- Where'd they go?
1458
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:57,814
- They're coming up here right now.
1459
01:11:58,105 --> 01:12:00,983
They're coming right, there they are.
1460
01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:02,902
That's them!
1461
01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:05,613
They're pulling up right alongside of us!
1462
01:12:05,905 --> 01:12:06,965
All right, I'm gonna get 'em.
1463
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:10,201
- You wanna play some more, party clown?
1464
01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:11,077
- Hand me the pie.
1465
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:12,829
- The what?
- The pie!
1466
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,580
- Get that gun out of my face, Ty.
1467
01:12:14,872 --> 01:12:16,290
- Then where the hell am I...
1468
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:17,702
- Don't point it down there!
1469
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:18,917
Shit!
1470
01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:25,757
Grab the wheel!
1471
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:26,509
Grab the wheel!
1472
01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:27,801
Oh, shit!
1473
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:40,355
Stop it!
1474
01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:42,524
Goddamn.
1475
01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:47,529
- Get out.
1476
01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:52,326
Jesus Christ!
1477
01:12:57,373 --> 01:12:58,374
Where's Judy?
1478
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:00,333
You stupid fuck!
1479
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:01,543
Where is she?
1480
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:04,964
Where's Judy?
1481
01:13:05,256 --> 01:13:05,798
Where is she?
1482
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:07,090
What did you do with her?
1483
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:07,800
- I don't know what you're talking about.
1484
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:08,801
You gotta believe me.
1485
01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:10,733
- Like you didn't try to fuckin' kill me.
1486
01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,887
- We thought you could
frame us for killing cheese.
1487
01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:14,014
We didn't do it!
1488
01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:16,100
- Who killed Mr. Cheese?
1489
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,059
- Binky.
1490
01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:18,551
Cheese caught him doin' drugs,
1491
01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:21,606
so he went nuts and killed the guy.
1492
01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:23,858
You gotta believe me, man.
1493
01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:28,404
- You gonna be okay?
1494
01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:30,488
- Yeah.
1495
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,076
Come on, guys!
1496
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:37,371
- Let's go get binky!
- Oh yeah!
1497
01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:42,585
-All right, kids, listen up.
1498
01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:43,877
Hey, knock it off.
1499
01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:48,174
What are we gonna do when
we see binky the clown?
1500
01:13:48,466 --> 01:13:49,550
No, I don't think so.
1501
01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,637
You're gonna have to be more
enthused when you see binky.
1502
01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:55,097
You guys know about sharing, right?
1503
01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:55,932
That's what we want...
1504
01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,558
An 8.9 Nielsen share.
1505
01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:58,970
It's an adult kind of thing.
1506
01:13:59,226 --> 01:14:00,353
We're all older.
1507
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:01,354
We know what's funny.
1508
01:14:01,646 --> 01:14:03,707
That's why we're helping you
out with this little deal here.
1509
01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:05,107
Super? Good.
1510
01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:07,276
So how's it gonna happen?
1511
01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:09,904
That's it.
1512
01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:10,738
You're getting it.
1513
01:14:11,030 --> 01:14:12,406
Give it up, come on.
1514
01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:13,240
What does it say?
1515
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,075
Harder.
1516
01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:14,909
Give it up, come on!
1517
01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:16,201
Do it!
1518
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:16,827
Come on!
1519
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:18,119
That's good, that's good.
1520
01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:19,204
Come on, a little more.
1521
01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:20,246
Don't hold back.
1522
01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:21,958
Three, two... binky!
1523
01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,628
Fl good morning, kids
1524
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,256
fl I'm up with the sun
1525
01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:32,051
fl it's time for games
1526
01:14:32,343 --> 01:14:35,262
fl laughs and cartoon fun
1527
01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:37,181
fl come on and join in
1528
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:40,017
fl binky's my name
1529
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:44,397
fl I'm livin' life in the fun Lane
1530
01:14:44,689 --> 01:14:47,400
fl so hop on board
1531
01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:50,111
fl the cartoon circus train
1532
01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:53,030
fl whoo-whoo
1533
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:56,033
fl come on with binky now
1534
01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:57,325
fl come on
1535
01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:58,493
- dance with binky, kids!
1536
01:14:58,744 --> 01:14:59,453
Come on!
1537
01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:03,499
Fl it's a fun-a-delic show
1538
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:07,420
fl no other show can match it
1539
01:15:07,712 --> 01:15:10,673
fl binky cartoon fever
1540
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,346
fl catch it
1541
01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:18,806
yeah!
1542
01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:20,378
- Come on, come on, just get in.
1543
01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:20,975
- See?
1544
01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:22,786
I told you it was binky the whole time.
1545
01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:23,352
- What?
1546
01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:24,186
What is this?
1547
01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:26,373
You're the only one who
still thinks it's shakes.
1548
01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:27,690
- No.
- No, you...
1549
01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:30,067
- Hey, get in the car!
- Get in the car!
1550
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:30,901
What's wrong with you?
1551
01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,713
- When are you gonna admit you're wrong?
1552
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,381
- I'll never admit that
I'm wrong, because I'm not.
1553
01:15:34,405 --> 01:15:34,947
- You will.
1554
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:37,050
One morning you're gonna
wake up one morning and say,
1555
01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:39,243
"it's time for me to admit I was wrong."
1556
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:40,077
And I'm gonna be there.
1557
01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:43,080
I'm gonna be there when it happens.
1558
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,373
- Hey, fellas.
1559
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,085
Let's say we go for a little
stroll, if you don't mind.
1560
01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:49,754
Come on.
1561
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,338
Come on, let's go.
1562
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:54,216
- Woo!
1563
01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:56,469
That was a lot of fun!
1564
01:15:56,761 --> 01:15:58,201
Another fun thing that we like to do
1565
01:15:58,345 --> 01:16:01,599
on the cartoon circus is make new friends.
1566
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,226
I have a new friend I'd
like you all to meet,
1567
01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:05,061
boys and girls at home
1568
01:16:05,352 --> 01:16:07,605
and boys and girls in the studio today.
1569
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:09,440
My new assistant...
1570
01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:11,942
The lovely, lovely, lovely...
1571
01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:14,861
Clown Judy!
1572
01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:21,035
Say hi to Judy, everybody.
1573
01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:24,185
We're gonna try something with Judy.
1574
01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:25,246
These are knives.
1575
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,414
Remember, you might want
mom and dad to help you...
1576
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,125
Whoa!
1577
01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,753
I have got butterfingers today.
1578
01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:32,755
Oh, boy.
1579
01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:34,256
We're gonna try it anyway.
1580
01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:36,148
Like some of you boys and girls at home,
1581
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:39,762
clown Judy has not
always been this helpful!
1582
01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:49,664
- You guys wanna get in the trunk please?
1583
01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:50,231
- Don't ask 'em.
1584
01:16:50,523 --> 01:16:51,065
Tell 'em!
1585
01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:51,899
If you ask 'em, they're gonna say
1586
01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,251
no, I don't want to get in the trunk.
1587
01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:53,901
- Tell 'em!
- All right, all right.
1588
01:16:54,193 --> 01:16:56,362
Get in the fuckin' trunk.
1589
01:16:56,654 --> 01:16:57,654
Go on.
1590
01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:04,953
- Shakes!
1591
01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:11,335
- Don't worry, Judy.
1592
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,003
I hardly ever miss.
1593
01:17:15,506 --> 01:17:16,841
Sorry about that.
1594
01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:25,141
Gonna be hearing from the
union about that tomorrow.
1595
01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:26,600
You piss me off.
1596
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:28,227
You know why you piss me off?
1597
01:17:28,519 --> 01:17:29,519
Hi, shakes.
1598
01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:32,106
Could I get you another
beer, shakes, freshen it up?
1599
01:17:32,398 --> 01:17:34,066
Maybe some corn nuts, shakes?
1600
01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:37,361
Shakes, shakes, shakes, shakes.
1601
01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:38,195
- Wait a minute.
1602
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:39,572
Come back here.
1603
01:17:39,864 --> 01:17:40,906
- Let go of me!
1604
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,414
- Get in the trunk.
1605
01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:52,168
- Shakes, you're alive.
1606
01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:53,586
- What the fuck?
1607
01:17:54,795 --> 01:17:57,590
- Talk about a shot of
whiskey, huh, fellas?
1608
01:17:57,882 --> 01:17:59,675
Let's go kick binky's dick.
1609
01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:00,967
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1610
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:02,928
Come on, let's go!
1611
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,430
Stupid shoes!
1612
01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:05,264
- But there were times
1613
01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:09,268
when I needed a little service too, babe.
1614
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:13,355
You just weren't interested,
were ya, doll face?
1615
01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:17,818
What about me?
1616
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:18,694
What about binky?
1617
01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:20,946
What about my needs?
1618
01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:24,867
What about my needs as
a thirsty, horny clown?
1619
01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:33,751
Yeah!
1620
01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:40,090
- I'm all right, kids!
1621
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,382
I'm all right!
1622
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:45,471
- Hey, knock it off!
1623
01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:46,305
Come on, guys!
1624
01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:47,139
We're on the air!
1625
01:18:47,431 --> 01:18:48,431
Cool it!
1626
01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,649
Don't you push me!
1627
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,112
Rip his head off!
1628
01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:24,635
- Bartender, can't you fix that TV?
1629
01:19:26,303 --> 01:19:27,721
That's a hell of a shot.
1630
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,640
All we got is his ass.
1631
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:40,609
- Come on, shakes, get up.
1632
01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:41,443
- Come on, you burn.
1633
01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:42,735
Roll over.
1634
01:20:08,679 --> 01:20:10,514
Oh, shakes, oh.
1635
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:15,144
- Look at the lovebirds.
- Yeah, ain't love grand?
1636
01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:17,604
- I gotta have her call me.
1637
01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:19,189
- How sweet it is.
1638
01:20:20,441 --> 01:20:21,459
- Are you gonna keep your promise
1639
01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:23,235
and stop drinking and get some help?
1640
01:20:23,527 --> 01:20:24,069
All right, here we go.
1641
01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:24,945
Come on, come on.
1642
01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:25,779
Spread out.
1643
01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:27,173
This is a police matter, people.
1644
01:20:27,197 --> 01:20:28,407
Nice job, shakes.
1645
01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:31,160
- I don't regret a goddamn thing, shakes!
1646
01:20:31,452 --> 01:20:32,762
- We're going to the rubber room.
1647
01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:34,413
This is just the way I planned it!
1648
01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:36,081
Oh, excellent plan!
1649
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:45,132
Hi, my name's
shakes, and I'm an alcoholic.
1650
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:46,550
Hi, shakes.
1651
01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,135
- Welcome, shakes.
1652
01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:53,724
- I was thinkin', all my life
I've always been in trouble.
1653
01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:55,476
I've never grown up.
1654
01:20:57,227 --> 01:21:00,898
I tend to act like the
world owes me a favor,
1655
01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:05,652
like it revolves around me or somethin'.
1656
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:11,408
I never thought, sincerely,
that I'd be sober this long.
1657
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,119
And the only thing I know now is
1658
01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:17,373
that I really just don't know anything
1659
01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:24,380
except what I learn here
and what you guys tell me.
1660
01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:26,799
Thanks for letting me share.
1661
01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:31,887
- Until I see you tomorrow,
1662
01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:34,390
be good to yourself and
be your own dessert.
1663
01:21:34,681 --> 01:21:35,681
- Bye-bye!
- Cut!
1664
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:37,768
- That was super.
- Was it? Lucky me.
1665
01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,420
Get the fuck off me, you shithead.
1666
01:21:39,561 --> 01:21:40,104
I could have you fired.
1667
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,397
Judy, hh -Lucy!
1668
01:21:41,688 --> 01:21:43,440
You look so glamorous.
1669
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:44,274
Thanks.
1670
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,819
-All I'm sayin' is, you
got a blank TV screen there
1671
01:21:47,111 --> 01:21:49,172
but in a few seconds you got
stenchy and I coming on there,
1672
01:21:49,196 --> 01:21:51,477
lighting up the place, TV stars
is what I'm tryin' to say.
1673
01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:52,074
- See?
1674
01:21:52,366 --> 01:21:53,075
I told you, TV, girls.
1675
01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:54,447
- Look, you guys, get lost.
1676
01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:55,911
We're the producers.
1677
01:21:56,203 --> 01:21:56,787
- Seriously?
1678
01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:57,663
That's whoa.
1679
01:21:57,955 --> 01:21:58,955
Well, we like your show.
1680
01:21:59,081 --> 01:21:59,623
- It's cool.
- Good night.
1681
01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,500
- Bye.
- Five, four,
1682
01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:03,419
three, two, show time!
1683
01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:16,056
Hi, kids, it's me, your
friend, shakes the clown.
1684
01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:18,767
I've got an extra-special
show for you today.
1685
01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:22,187
So please welcome my friend, mime Jerry!
1686
01:22:29,361 --> 01:22:30,361
- It's a mime!
1687
01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:31,612
Get him!
1688
01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:00,809
Should we go to a cartoon?
1689
01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,895
Fl when I was a kid
1690
01:23:03,187 --> 01:23:06,690
fl my dad had pictures of these clowns
1691
01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:09,276
fl he hung them on my wall
1692
01:23:09,568 --> 01:23:12,779
fl and wouldn't let me take 'em down
1693
01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:14,364
n I didn't understand then
1694
01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,909
fl and I still can't figure out
1695
01:23:17,201 --> 01:23:18,869
fl still can't figure out
1696
01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:23,081
fl what those goddamn
clowns were so sad about
1697
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:31,590
n a clown was my boss
at every job I ever had
1698
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:36,803
fl clowns run all the record companies
1699
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:39,556
fl that ever said we're bad
1700
01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:42,518
n a clown pretended to be a girl
1701
01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:45,854
fl who pretended to be my friend
1702
01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:48,357
fl this world is run by clowns
1703
01:23:48,649 --> 01:23:52,361
fl who can't wait for it to end
1704
01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:56,615
n I have yet to meet a kid
not scared to death of clowns
1705
01:23:58,992 --> 01:24:01,119
fl they can't walk and they don't talk
1706
01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:04,706
fl they got painted-on frowns
1707
01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:06,041
d a clown with a gun
1708
01:24:06,333 --> 01:24:08,335
n I hope I never see
1709
01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:10,504
fl hope I never see
1710
01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:14,758
fl would he shoot himself or shoot me
1711
01:24:19,179 --> 01:24:23,267
n a clown taught every class
I took at my old high school
1712
01:24:25,102 --> 01:24:29,189
fl clowns all wear speedos
when they hang out by the pool
1713
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:35,487
fl clowns dress up like cops
and threaten to call my folks
1714
01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:41,702
d this town is filled with
clowns who don't get my jokes
1715
01:24:50,168 --> 01:24:52,963
Fl they fall on their asses
1716
01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:55,966
fl it takes lots of practice
1717
01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:59,011
fl they fall on their asses
1718
01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:02,180
fl it takes lots of practice
1719
01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:04,600
fl they fall
1720
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,772
fl they fall
1721
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:18,155
d I have nightmares filled with clowns
1722
01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:21,158
fl and you're there too
1723
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:25,412
fl you have a big red nose
and stupid, floppy shoes
1724
01:25:27,706 --> 01:25:28,957
fl you're becoming one
1725
01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:31,543
n I can see the signs
1726
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,920
n I can see the signs
1727
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:38,091
fl I hate clowns and I hate mimes
1728
01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:46,183
n a clown was my boss
at every job I ever had
1729
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:51,146
fl clowns run all the record companies
1730
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:54,358
fl that ever said we're bad
1731
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:57,110
n a clown pretended to be a girl
1732
01:25:57,402 --> 01:26:00,238
fl who pretended to be my friend
1733
01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:04,493
fl this world is run by clowns
who can't wait for it to end
1734
01:26:06,912 --> 01:26:09,873
fl wait for it to end
1735
01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:13,001
fl wait for it to end
1736
01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:16,171
fl wait for it to end
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