Original subtitles

'The three of us are going to happily kill ourselves.'

'We thank all those who are going to cry for us.'

'And all those who do not, will be made to cry by us'

'when we meet them above.'

'Raj, Aryan and Veer.'

Okay God, I cannot live here anymore.

I cannot!

Ouch!

Oh, God!

I'd told you before, if you wanted to hang yourself from the tree

you should have had a light breakfast.

Hey! I haven't had food or water.

Now, I will drink this poison and die.

Rat poison? Where did you get it from?

I got it from my house. Now, I'll die within minutes.

Aryan, what's the date today? - 16th April 2005, why?

How will it kill you past its expiry date?

What are you saying? - Yes.

That's why there are more mice in my house now. - Oh, yes.

I have a better plan than two.

Do you see this railway line?

Within a few minutes a train will pass from here

and I will pass away along with it.

Wow, what a foolproof plan, Raj!

Yes, my friend. Can we come along too?

Wait, we are also coming. - Come on.

Hey! - It's leaving us behind!

Come back! - Why did you choose the wrong track?

Wait! Hey, TC, get down!

Raj, your plan has failed.

It's all your fault. - How is it my fault?

Didn't I tell you, we should lie down on that railway track?

We escaped once again. When will we get our freedom?

The train didn't kill us either! Darn it!

See, someone is trying to commit suicide.

Let's stop him; if we can't die then we won't let him die as well.

Yes, let's stop him. - Come on.. - Come..

Hey! - Hey! - You'll die. - What are you doing?

Hey, get out... - Are you crazy?

It's locked. We have to break it. - Yes, break it!

Hey! Get out! - Break it!

Come on, take him out.

God of death? - No, you are still alive.

Why did you save me? You should have left me to die.

Why did you save me?

You should have let me die.

That's because we tried to kill ourselves but failed continuously.

What? Did you also come here to commit suicide? - Yes.

We all belong to the same category. - Truly. - Absolutely.

But tell us why did you want to commit suicide?

I have not one but three reasons. - Three? - What?

The first reason.

I introduced a product in the market, under my name.

Kothari hair oil.

But unfortunately, whoever used that oil turned bald.

The second reason? - Then I launched another product.

Kothari water colours.

School children playfully painted each other's face.

But nothing could take off that paint.

What about the third reason?

Then I launched Kothari incense sticks.

When the newlyweds lit it on their wedding night

the brides started vomiting. - You mean it impregnated them?

No, they vomited because of the stench.

And paying their bills, I landed in the hospital.

These reasons are not enough to commit suicide.

Change the names of your products first.

Kothari is a very bad name. - What?

Isn't it, Raj? - He's right.

Then launch you hair oil once again. - What?

But not as a hair oil rather as a hair remover.

That's right, Raj. And market your water colour

as permanent wall paint. - Wow! - Fantastic.

And the incense sticks should be branded as mosquito repellent.

It will not only ward off all mosquitoes with it odour

but it will also solve the problem of vomiting.

What an idea! Too good!

You guys are very useful. - Of course!

All we have is great ideas but no job.

So, our wives don't love us.

That's why we three want to kill ourselves.

Will you work for me?

Yes! - Yes!

"Let's party"

"in the wedding."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."

"Party. Let's party in the wedding."

"Party. Let's party in the wedding."

"Unrestrained that we are, it's impossible to stop us."

"Unrestrained that we are, it's impossible to stop us."

"Rebellious and whimsical princes, that we are!"

"We are on the front page, every day!"

"Making merry is our motto! Come o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard, we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Enough of the cravings!"

"We will fulfil our wishes now."

"We will live and die in love"

"with the whole world as our witness."

"Just waiting for the one who can take"

"our sleep and peace with her demeanours."

"Making merry is our motto! Come o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard, we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"I think I have something that you'd enjoy over at my house."

"We strive to be ahead of everyone else."

"Capable of deflecting even the powerful storms."

"These firm steps never retreat."

"We can force even the skies to descend."

"It's useless to throw a challenge to us."

"Making merry is our motto! Come o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard, we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party. Let's party in the wedding."

Put it in there.

Please, come.

Dear, I was performing this ritual for your success.

Where did you get this devil for the ritual?

I returned from Tirupati today

bringing along God's blessings with me.

You could have stayed there for the rest of your life.

Why did you come back to ruin my life?

I wish I could visit Tirupati too.

You are thinking about Tirupati and not your husband!

I'll have to find someone else if this keeps happening all the time.

What? - Come with me.

Venkateshwara.

See, this is for you. - Where did you get so much from?

I was begging with a bowl in my hand.

Oh, so that was the reason of the missing bowl?

I have earned it from my new job.

This is my first salary.

Really? All this is because of the ritual I had performed.

It's because of Lord Tirupati's grace.

This is nothing.

See, what I have brought for you.

Porridge.

We will eat this in the night and have fun.

And this is strawberry ice-cream.

We will eat this in the night and then...

I'll scream and you will scream.

Why are you screaming now? - You are trying to corrupt me.

O' God!

Why did you throw it in the dustbin?

So that you cool down and stop behaving like this.

It is not hot enough, why will I cool down?

Strawberry.. - Priest.

Where are you taking that? What do you need it for?

Being immersed in God's devotion

I didn't have any strength left for anything else.

My wife's favourite flavour is vanilla but tonight

strawberry will do. - What?

Your honour, this man standing in the witness box is someone

who'd gift his wife a copy of the Kamasutra, instead

of a nuptial thread on their wedding night.

He wished his wife to read sleazy books

instead of religious ones. - Brilliant, Ms. Sonia.

Why are you getting so excited?

I can't help it.

Seeing Ms. Sonia everyday

this H.S. Gulati's heart takes Olympic sized somersaults.

Olympics are held every four years.

Why do you come here every day?

My Lord, pronounce such a verdict today

which will compel men to accept a 'no' from their wives.

Why do you wish to ruin their lives like mine?

Okay, I'll be quiet.

In the view of the evidences

this court has reached to the conclusion

that this woman has faced grave injustice.

And hence takin a compassionate stand

it grants a divorce to the lady. The court is adjourned.

Congratulations, Ms. Sonia.

You've done such a great job for the women of our country.

Just like how our leaders had done for our country.

What? - Thank you. - Partition.

What? - Congratulations.

Mr. Gulati, he's my husband, Aryan and he's my assistant, H.S. Gulati.

I'll just come back. - Where are you going?

Anyway, after meeting you, I know why Ms. Sonia

is so dedicated towards her work. - Why?

Because she married you blindly. - You, fool.

He went away insulting me.

It doesn't matter how many somersaults he takes here

it will be me who will take part in the Olympics in the night.

Sonia.

Silence!

Baby, are you ready? - Yes. - Okay.

Start camera. - Rolling. - Action!

"Oh, baby."

"Revel in my love, my dearest."

"Don't shy away from me now."

"I don't wish to revel in your love, my love."

"Let your heart be with you, my love."

"I am a pretty woman. I won't be persuaded easily."

"Go and pacify your heart."

Cut!

Baby, my child.

This is going to be a smashing hit.

I will focus my camera in such a way that it will appear

as if you are on Mount Everest.

Where did this Everest come from?

Neeru! - Yes, sir. - Didn't I tell you that

I don't want any audience when I am working?

Hey, Keep quiet, he's my husband, Veer.

Such a pretty damsel and she has got her prince charming so soon?

What was the hurry?

Dia... - What?

I have secured a job. - Wow!

No complaints now? - No.

So, tonight, can we...

You know what I mean. - Of course, baby.

Do one thing. Wait for me at home.

I'll finish my work here and then come to you, okay? - Okay.

What are you doing? Let me light the lamp.

You want to light it and I want to blow it off.

If I don't get what I haven't got for a month

I'll go insane. - What?

Listen... - What?

Look. Whatever you wish for, cannot happen.

I have taken a vow for your career growth.

But you'd taken that last month and I have acquired a job now.

Listen, I have taken this oath because you secured a job.

Take this pillow, and blanket and sleep outside.

C'mon...

It's just a matter of one month, please.

Don't know when I'll get my chance.

My chance is inside but I stand no chance. O' God!

Hey! - Enough of all this.

Think of me, at least. - Give it back.

A case is slated for tomorrow's date. - A date?

Be it love or being together, all I get to hear is 'a date'.

It's always a date followed by a date.

I don't even remember when I got something from you last.

Are you done? Can I go back to my case?

Darling, I want to play with your tresses

and you are just bothered about your cases.

You are fond of the courtroom, right?

Hence this black coat to make it more enjoyable for you.

I am supposed to sentence someone tomorrow

and you are concerned with pleasing the senses.

I seem to have forgotten what pleasure used to be like.

Hey, I am the one who is serving a sentence.

Please don't overrule any of my pleadings tonight.

You'll see how I sustain you.

Enough! This court is adjourned now.

But.. - And you are banned from entering this court.

I mean this bedroom.

Sonia, this is grave injustice. I appeal against it.

Come on Monday. This court has an off for two days.

Listen! - Court is adjourned!

Till when will my life be dictated by this law which is blind?

This black coat has put the dreams of my youth in a bind.

Yes!

Honey!

Darling, you don't know how eagerly I waited for you today.

Just the way whole of India

waited for Sachin's tennis elbow to heal.

But what about the lack of match practice?

Hope you don't lose your wicket quickly. - No, not at all.

Don't worry. How does lack of match practice matter?

We can surely have some net practice, can't we?

And darling, I'm in for a long haul tonight.

Yes, but... - Oh, no!

Now, who is here to censor our love story?

Just wait here, my love, and I will be back in a jiffy.

Be comfortable.

Hello, ma'am. - It's you? - Yes.

Don't you have any shame to ring

the doorbell so late in the night? - Sorry.

Give me the main door key and I will use it the next time around.

Cut the crap and tell me what do you want?

Is she inside? - Sure she is.

But for you, I would also have been inside.

Really? - Yes. Ok, let's go.

Oh, Mr. Y! - Baby!

You? Here? At this hour? - Just hold this.

My baby! My darling!

Any objections? - No..

So nice of you!

You are looking gorgeous.

What is this that you are wearing?

Oh, it's our golden night. - What?

You've been married for long! Why this delay?

Goodness! It will be delayed further if you don't go.

I just remember... come... come here.

Baby, you should sleep early

if you want to retain the glow on your face.

You have an audition tomorrow.

Unless you appear fresh as flowers

or the opportunity will be lost. Right?

Absolutely right. I'll go off to sleep right away.

What will happen of your lover if you go to sleep?

Sorry, honey. Just one more night without me! Please.

Please! - Hey!

This man... - Get out of here.

Mr. Y, just die!

Please, Diya...

"You want to touch. A little bit."

"You want to feel. A little bit."

"Say what you want. A little bit."

"Why don't you kneel? A little bit."

"Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!"

"Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!"

"Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!"

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities."

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities."

"Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!"

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities."

"For petty trivialities! - For trifle frivolities!"

"For petty trivialities! - For trifle frivolities!"

"It aches here! - Is a cure needed?"

"It is severe! - Sure, you do!"

"It aches here! - Is a cure needed?"

"It is severe! - Sure, you do!"

"This distance... - Seems necessary!"

"Our moment of union... - Will never come!"

"One shouldn't fight on such trifle frivolities!"

"One shouldn't fight on such trifle frivolities!"

"Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!"

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities."

"Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!"

"For petty trivialities! - For trifle frivolities!"

"For petty trivialities! - For trifle frivolities!"

"Do something. - What can I?"

"Shall I continue to yearn? - You deserve it!"

"Do something. - What can I?"

"Shall I continue to yearn? - You deserve it!"

"Come closer! - No way!"

"Don't make me pine! - Don't entice!"

"Why be stubborn on such trifle frivolities!"

"Why be stubborn on such trifle frivolities!"

"Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!"

"Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities."

"Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!"

"For petty trivialities! - For trifle frivolities!"

"For petty trivialities! - For trifle frivolities!"

"Want to touch. A little bit."

O' God!

Here's your salary for this month.

And where's the third one? - Go and tell your boss

that I still refuse to pick up money thrown at me.

Okay, I'll let him know. - Leave it.

Please, we aren't bothered by it. Thank you.

What use is this?

We slog while he reaps the rewards.

And all that we get is loose change. - Yes.

Very true.

We have undervalued ourselves. - Let's go and talk to Kothari.

It's either a pay hike or it's time to say bye!

Absolutely! - Let's go.

Come what may, he will never change.

Mr. Kothari, we need to talk.

Hey, he is trying to hang himself. - Suicide! - Sir..

Leave me alone.. - What are you doing, sir?

Leave me. - Get him down..

What were you doing, sir?

Why do you three always save me whenever I want to commit suicide?

But sir, why a second attempt to commit suicide?

That too after we solved all the three problems that you had.

It's because I have three new problems.

Is this your lucky number? It's always three problems with you!

These aren't circumstantial. I invented them.

Impregnated some girl, eh?

If you wanted to be drenched, wearing a protection

would have been a better idea. - What? What are you saying?

I am referring to my grown up daughters.

Grown up? - So early?

What can I say?

One never realises when daughters grow up.

Rekha, Madhuri and Dimple lost their mother at a very young age.

Rekha, Madhuri, Dimple...

I raised them with much love and affection.

So much so that I sent them abroad for studies.

And that's where I went wrong.

They have turned so modern that they make fun of my views.

Sir, why are you beating around the bush?

Come straight to the point.

I wanted them to marry my friend's sons but they don't agree.

They say they want a love-marriage.

Following their father's footsteps. - What? - Sorry, sir.

Sir, easy solution to your problem. - What?

Introduce them to three boys.

Allow them to fall in love. As soon as that happens

ask these boys to break their hearts.

That will make them sensible.

They'll bring disgrace to themselves... - What?

I mean, they'll agree with you.

You're a genius. - Of course.

A very good idea. A terrific idea!

And I have three boys at my disposal. - Wow!

How could you possibly find three dimwits so soon?

They're right in front of me. - Are we dimwits?

Yes. - But why the three of us?

Well, one has to revere a dimwit when the situation demands.

And the three of you, being already married, are the perfect fodder.

It assures me that you won't cross the limits of decency.

Simple!

Got it!

Sir, we are sorry because we can't betray our wives.

Yes! Right.. - And we are not such boys.

Right again!

If you don't do this for me... - Then what?

You'll be fired. As simple as that. Now, get out!

This is injustice. - Move your butt out of my office!

Move your butt out of my office! - This is...

I have such a lovely wife whom I love so dearly.

How can I possibly have an affair with another girl? - Very right.

And even Shah Rukh Khan has said that

we live, die and marry only once and

fall in love only once. - Right! No, you are forgetting.

After Rani's demise, in the second half

Shah Rukh married Kajol, didn't he? - What do you want us to do?

That we kill our sweethearts? - No.

I just want you to act like the actors.

Don't they go abroad despite having their families?

Don't they sing romantic songs with other actresses?

You also do the same and as soon as it's pack up time

remove your makeup and go back home. As simple as that!

So what have the three of you decided?

Just a minute.

Sir, we're ready to go and act and sing at foreign locales.

But we have some conditions. - Yes, I Know.

I'll increase your salary, okay? - How could he guess that?

He has an uncanny ability to identify greedy and mean fellows.

Done, sir! - Okay.

It's Economy Class, the flight is on time.

Change your guise and let's go abroad. - Sir..

But business class tickets? - Forget it. We'll manage.

Why in the world are we standing in the middle of a beach?

From the time we have had the Tsunami...

Forget the beach, I dread going near a bathtub.

Kothari's daughters coming out of the sea

won't be any less than a Tsunami.

Yes! - But where are they?

Wow!

Guys, are you sure that these mermaids are Kothari's daughters?

Of course. - But they don't look like his daughters.

It's simple, pal!

Fortunately they take after their mother. - Yes.

But, It is clear that

Kothari's contribution to their beauty is negligible.

Even an upholder of decency would have been unable

to control himself to cross the limits with this Rekha.

Forget one, if I were to have more than one wife

I would be willing to betray all of them

for a chance to be with this Madhuri.

Dimple's dimples have made it so simple for me

to put up an act of love with her.

Wow! This means we have already chosen our love interests!

Kothari has indeed done us a big favour.

Now, let me find out a way to start my affair with Rekha.

Hey girls, stop it. Don't move.

Oh, my God!

Help! O' my God!

Help! O' my God!

Hello! Help!

Help! Somebody!

Save me please!

Oh, my God, Shark!

Help!

I am coming!

That's the way!

Get up.

Hope you are fine!

I'm sorry but this was important.

Thank you. It's okay.

As they say, whatever happens is for the best.

I was going for a swim and I drowned.

Where? - In your eyes. - Oh!

One down, two to go.

Was it useless? - What?

Come closer.

Hey, that's not done.

Hey! - Hey, she's dusky! - Wow!

Baby! - Hey, honey! - Come on!

Hey! - We'll have fun!

Leave me! - Come on!

Stop it, I say! - Leave me!

Help!

What's that! What?

Come!

That's my boy! That's it. You know that... - Is he good?

Aryan, what are you doing here?

You should be there, in the middle of the action, saving Madhuri

like an action hero. - Relax.

A chocolate hero like me won't do action scenes.

I'll make an entry late! Till then it will be my duplicate!

But... - Watch.

Hey, man. What's your problem? What do you want?

Great going, my friend! Come.

Aryan, my dear, only one is left and that too half dead.

That's nice. - Go and finish the job.

Only one? Here I come.

I won't harm you, baby. - Leave me, I say.

I am not going to harm you. - Help me! Help!

Hey, moron!

Wow! You thrashed them all up. - Oh, that was my duty.

Ma... - Madhuri and I love brave people.

Come Madhuri, let's check what's behind the top.

I mean what's behind the rock. Come.

Thief! Help! Leave my bag!

Thief! Help!

Leave it!

Leave me alone!

When Spiderman's here, have no fear!

How dare you? - Hey, but the bag is here.

Hey.. - You think a lonely girl is vulnerable?

Why are you hitting the poor fellow?

I won't spare him. He needs to be taught a lesson today.

Let go of him! - How dare you!

Thank you so much, Spiderman.

If it wasn't for you today

that thief would have taken my bag away.

Impossible. What happens of the plan? - What?

I mean, one can't possibly plan such a meeting.

It just happens. - Happened to me too!

What?

You want me to say it plainly or shall I sing a song?

A song.

Yes!

"Oh, what a beauty.."

"A glimpse of hers makes my heart go berserk!"

"God promise!"

"The moment I saw you my heart skipped a beat!"

"God promise, my heart skipped a beat"

"when I saw you for the first time."

"And I fell in love with you."

"Such meetings filled with your sweet-nothings"

"made my heart restive!"

"And I fell in love with you."

"God promise, my heart skipped a beat"

"when I saw you for the first time."

"And I fell in love with you."

"An auspicious moment made me choose you!"

"An auspicious moment made me choose you!"

"What else is needed now that we have come closer?"

"What else is needed now that we have come closer?"

"Slowly but surely..."

"I have come in your arms, my love!"

"When I fell in love with you."

"God promise, my heart skipped a beat"

"when I saw you for the first time"

"And I fell in love with you."

"Everyone wants a beautiful girl."

"Everyone wants to say..."

"I love you... I love you, dear. In my heart to stay."

"Everywhere the air is inebriated."

"The days of love are here again."

"Everywhere the air is inebriated."

"The days of love are here again."

"It is hard to spend these lovely moments of youth without you!"

"It is hard to spend these lovely moments of youth without you!"

"God promise, what I am saying is true.."

"You have taken my peace away."

"Ever since I fell in love with you."

"God promise, my heart skipped a beat..."

"when I saw you for the first time."

"And I fell in love with you."

"And I fell in love with you."

Yes! - This is the life man. - Wow..

Away from wife, man!

Our wives don't get us even a glass of water...

and just see at these lovelies. They have gone to get beer for us.

Rekha, I love you! - Yeah! We all love all of you.

But if Kothari hadn't been hanging around

we wouldn't have gone back. - Yes, very true.

Is it?

This scoundrel is here to keep a watch on you three rascals!

Sir, you? - Sir, it's you.

Yes, didn't you recognise him? He's Mr. Kothari.

Shameless guys! Listen to me carefully.

Enough of your acting and singing duets.

Now, just do the job for which I have brought you here.

Don't know why, sir, but we don't feel like breaking their hearts.

Making merry on my money

and you dare to say that you don't feel like it, eh?

With no worth to buy undies, you desire designer stuff?

Here, take your passports.

Break their hearts and let's head to the airport. Come on.

But, sir... - Sir, listen..

We don't want this! - Hey! Wait.

Let me throw this. - What are you doing?

I don't want to go back to home. I want to stay with my dimple.

Hey, give me my passport. Better throw yours.

Raj, whenever I will miss you

I will head towards the sea to drown myself

hoping that you'll come to save me.

I won't be able to come, so please take a float along.

Darling, the day you entered my life like Spiderman

you have become a superman of my heart.

Darling, I wish I were a superman.

I would have come flying to you whenever I missed you

without these hassles of visas and air-tickets. - Really?

Yes. I just love you. - I love you too.

You are leaving me after taking me behind that rock.

How to convince you that it isn't a pebble but a rock

under whose pressure I have taken this decision.

Then listen to our decision as well.

Having stolen our hearts at the shore

you can't possibly go overseas without us.

Yes, we too will follow you. - Really?

While you take this flight

we will catch the next. - Really? - Really?

Oh, Dimple! Yahoo! - Really?

Boys, there's a twist to this tale.

These girls are coming to India for us.

Have you gone nuts? We have to tell them that we are married.

Having a cow at home doesn't mean we can't buy packed milk.

Yes. We should convince our wives to let us marry again.

When Draupadi could have five husbands

we too can have two wives, can't we?

You know what I mean? - Try it

but don't forget we are going to get stripped once we reach there.

If our wives happen to agree, where will we have the time

and inclination to wear clothes with two of them around?

And is there anyone born to strip us of our clothes?

Yeah, boy!

Home sweet home!

Isn't the clarinet ringing louder in my house?

Hey, it's not a clarinet but the music of a mandolin.

Mandolin? - Okay, that's fine.

Is my wife making arrangements for my second marriage?

A similar music is also played

when the hero is introduced in Bollywood movies.

We are the heroes of this story.

And who can dare stand against us? - Yeah, let's go.

Give me some summer love. - What a holiday, man!

I have prepared this and you will have to eat it.

Yeah, this too. - Have this too.

Bhavna, who is he? - Diya, what is this?

Hi! - Me?

You must have definitely heard this maxim.

One should refrain from

seeking an introduction from doom and disaster.

And familiarity spells disaster!

Is it? Never heard it before.

Better do it now and don't forget it ever

as this is Lucky's maxim.

Not a mere maxim but a maximum impact missile!

Crazy!

Brother Lucky, actually they are... - I Know. They are your husbands.

Yes. - Yes. - How did you know that?

You must have heard the maxim.

Just the way hardcore criminals can identify rogues without flaw.

In the same manner as Lakhwinder Singh Lakha alias Lucky

can identify his brothers-in-law. - Well said!

Guys, just see how sweetly he is comparing us with rogues. - Yes.

I too was wondering about the source of his information.

Brother Lucky, that's Aryan, my husband.

Hello. - Hi.

And that is Raj, my husband.

Hi. - Hello.

And that is my Veer. - Hi.

Aryan, Raj, and Veer? Are they names

or rolling titles of some romantic movie?

Actually, Lucky is our distant relative.

You three were not even distantly related to each other till now

and how come you have a distant relative all of a sudden? - Right!

You must have definitely heard the maxim.

Just like artificial flavours make milk taste sweeter

similarly heartfelt feelings creates

the relation of a brother and a sister.

But where is your luggage? Left it in some hotel?

Hotel? Shame on you if I have to live in a hotel. - Correct.

I am going to stay here

to deal with you all.

Monday and Tuesday with the first bro-in-law.

Wednesday and Thursday, reserved for the second

and Friday, Saturday for the third.

What about Sunday? - I haven't given it a thought.

Well, it would be an off day.

You see, I will be putting you off the whole week.

One deserves an off after so much, isn't it?

C'mon sisters, show me my room please.

Just a minute.

And here is my parting shot.

One may have as many partners as they wish.

When push comes to shove, it's only the Lord who saves.

Yeah!

I just referred my birth-chart to an astrologer.

According to him only a second marriage

in the next three months can save my life

and save you from becoming a widow.

Hence, I have decided to pack all your colourful clothes.

Since, you'll only wear plain whites after my demise.

Can I retain this red one?

Please! It's my favourite, honey. - What?

You are concerned with this dress?

Had it been another woman, she would have thought

of some idea to save her spouse's life.

I have an idea. - Is it? What's that?

Brother Lucky!

Brother Lucky! - Diya..

Hey, I asked you to save my life and not to call my executioner.

No Lucky, please.

Diya... What's happening?

Brother.. - A 'Swayamwar'.

We were waiting for you.

Now, choose the perfect bridegroom for Diya.

What? - So, what else do you want?

You want my sister to lead a widow's life after your death?

And you gave your consent to this, Diya?

Honey, what could I possibly do?

Brother Lucky said that your soul won't rest in peace

till I am settled with someone else.

Is it? - Baby! Wait!

Baby, my darling! Just wait.

Have I heard right? You are getting married again?

It's not my fault. My brother-in-law's birth chart says

that my sister will become a widow.

I got my chart made from the same astrologer.

He predicts that I will marry a widow.

Wow! That's real good news.

Now, we will wait for him to die.

And then on an auspicious time

we will conduct your wedding rituals.

Hey, that makes for this maxim!

Use the oven if the cooking gas runs out of supply. - And then?

What's the need to search for a match

when the bridegroom is close by?

Can he not die today?

Let me think. - Please think, sir.

I am still alive, Brother. - Finish him.

Brother Lucky.

Have a look, Bhavna. He is Lord Venkateshwara Swamy!

See His magnificence while he sits with His two wives.

Yes. - Yes.

And look at Lord Krishna, Bhavna. Even He had two wives.

Rukmini on one side and Satyabhama on the other.

Yes, but... - Bhavana.

And there must be other gods having two wives, right?

Yes. - And you always say that a person

should consider the Lord as his guide. - Yes. - Right?

That means everyone should have two wives. - Yes.

Thank you! - What?

Brother Lucky! - No..

He isn't Lucky. He is unlucky, Bhavna.

Brother Lucky!

I don't believe this, Sonia. - What's up?

What has happened to you? - Here, have a look.

What? - Just have a good look here.

Are you going bald? - No way.

But I have two spots on my head.

I have heard of picnic spots but what has it to do with your head?

Oh, you're so naive! You know what two spots on a man's head mean?

No! - This means

I will... I will... I will get married twice.

What? - Yes. Men who have two spots

are destined to marry two times.

Get me a knife, please.

But why a Knife? - To kill myself.

I will prefer to die instead of marrying someone else.

Get me a knife, Sonia. - Okay.

Are you really getting it?

Will a small one suffice or do you want a big one?

What? - I mean, why will you kill yourself?

There must be some other way out. - No, Sonia!

No one can change destinies.

That leaves us with only one way.

I can read your thoughts.

You will tolerate your rival just to save my life, isn't it?

Ok, I won't let your sacrifice go to waste.

What can happen?

At the most we will be required to get a two bedroom flat.

I will willingly do that. - I didn't mean this way.

Then? - Brother Lucky!

Wait... listen! - Brother Lucky!

Hey, he isn't a way. He is a dead end! A dead end!

Sonia. C'mon guys, here, bite the bait.

C'mon.

Sonia. - Brother Lucky!

What happened, Sister? - Brother Lucky!

Because of the two spots on his head.

They indicate two wives in his life.

Is that all? Such a small problem?

I have a very easy solution for this. - What?

Brother Lucky.

Hold this! - Okay.

You must have heard of this maxim.

No seeds, no weeds!

Let's weed the problem out from its root, which is your hair.

One, two, three. - What...

This Lucky has left me in the middle of nowhere.

He threw even the gods out of my house.

He just removed gods' pictures from your house.

While he is waiting to frame my picture posthumously.

Just to let my wife have another spouse. This is too much!

Who is this weepy baldhead coming this way?

Must be some beggar!

Lucky... - Wait a minute.

Sorry, no change. - Go away.

I am your friend, Aryan.

Aryan? Agreed that he may resemble a tramp

but you can't take advantage of it and fool us.

Get lost.

And his hair is his crowing glory.

That's what I want you to look at.

Just see what Lucky has done to the same crowing glory.

Hey, he's Aryan. - He's our Aryan.

Yes. - See, how ruthlessly that Lucky has ploughed your field.

And the blame lies with Raj. - Raj! - On me?

Yes. - But what did I do?

We could have easily made merry outside

while acting faithful at home.

But we have landed in a soup because of Raj.

You are right, no need to get any permissions from anyone.

Now we will lick the cream at home as well as outside. - Right.

But we can't handle even one how can we possibly handle two?

It's very simple!

We have to just be careful of their respective locations.

Insider and outsider should be kept separately

while we fleet merrily between the two.

This is a beautiful place.

Yes, just like a home away from home.

That's why we've brought you here, away from home.

What? - Nothing... - Let me explain.

One can't enjoy a home based meeting

as much as one enjoys an outdoor picnic.

Right? - Right. - Exactly.

Absolutely right.

Really! One can't enjoy sitting at home as much...

as one enjoys an outdoor picnic.

Wish our spouses were with us and the fun would have doubled.

So sad! They are always held up with their office work.

I know.

I have enough time to romance you. - So sweet.

Hey! Let's do this.

While the three of you chill out here

we will get you some chilled butter scotch ice cream.

What an idea, buddy! - C'mon, let's go.

Hello? Romeo, let's go.

The butter scotch ice cream here is fabulous.

I feel like coming here again and again. It's so relaxing.

Really.

Guys.. Why are we here?

We have taken butter scotch for them, right?

How about some scotch for us? - Yes!

Let's have scotch! Let's go!

Hello ladies! - Hi.. - Hello.

May I ask you a question for our show? - Sure, go ahead. - Wow!

Cheers!

What happened, buddy? - Our wives. - What!

Where? - In TV.

What? What are they doing here?

What in your opinion is better?

A love marriage or love after marriage.

I wish our wives should only be on the television. - Why so?

We could have easily changed the channel whenever we wished to.

His drunk jokes are great!

Love after marriage is better than a love marriage. - Yes.

Why so? - Well, because marriage is like a coconut.

If one eats the Kernel before, all that is left behind is water.

Actually marriage is like footwear.

Once worn out, they are only useful to hit the eve teasers.

And you? - Marriage is like a mango.

If it ripens before time, all it can be used for is to make pickles.

What rubbish! We don't agree.

What is your opinion?

Raj! Aryan! Our girlfriends have joined our wives on the television.

Yes. And the location too appears to be familiar. - Yes.

Even the background pool is just like the one here.

Guys! This is live! - Yeah!

That means our wives are here in the same resort!

Love before marriage is absolutely necessary.

Marriage is like a car.

The more you use it, the more you would Know

when it may require some pushing.

Buddies, if my wife happens to spot me here...

Forget a car, I will be rendered incapable to push a handcart even.

Marriage is just like 'Masala Chicken.'

Only when one tastes it before serving it on the table

does one come to know how soft and hot it really is. Right?

Very true! - Absolutely.

Guys, if my wife happens to spot me

I would be roasted live instead of the chicken.

Marriage is like a dress suit.

One should try it before buying, to see if it suits you or not.

If Sonia happens to spot me

I would end in a shroud instead of a suit!

Is that so? Let us also see how smooth it is for you.

Let's see how much spice does your Chicken have

and how well does the suit suits you.

Of course, our boyfriends are here. Let's meet them.

Come on, girls. - Let's go.

So, those were the thoughts of these women. - Oh, God!

Now, we'll take you to the studio. - Oh, God! - Where do we hide?

Below. - They're coming.

Come on.

Scoot!

We were looking for you. Come with us.

Come with us. - No, I need to go to the loo.

Wait! Where is Veer?

Raj, Aryan!

Think of something quickly. The bomb is about to explode.

Bomb!

The bomb is about to explode!

Hello. - There is a bomb in your resort.

Bomb! - Evacuate people fast or else

A bomb in the resort! There's a bomb here!

I love you, Veer.

Where were you all this while?

I just heard that there is a bomb in the resort.

Bomb.

Bomb!

Get out!

Bhavna, Sonia?

Diya! - Diya, Sonia!

I am so sorry.

Oh! I am sorry.

Diya, Sonia!

Come on, darling, hurry up.

Run! Hurry up!

This way. Faster...

Sorry. - Are you okay?

Baby, it's dangerous here.

Run!

Where have they disappeared after calling me here?

What is going on, mister? - Someone has planted a bomb here.

I would suggest you to run to save your life.

Bomb?

Let me also see what bomb is this

which has banged them all up before banging itself.

What the heck!

Sonia! I am here.

Where is Diya? - Diya..

Come on, sit in the car. Hurry! Let's go fast. Come on.

Bomb diffused!

On time!

Party time!

What the...

He said there was a bomb here!

But there seems to be an atom bomb here.

A cord in the pajama doesn't need any elastic.

Why take a girlfriend on a date when the wives are fantastic?

You must have heard of the maxim.

More butter in the popcorn, means more taste.

The first half has been so much fun. For post interval"

Keep the seat belts fastened around your waist.

Hey, what do you think? Will he listen to us?

No. - No..

Then why are we going to him?

You kept listening to Lucky's maxims, now listen to mine.

We know that befriending a butcher cannot save a chicken

but if the butcher is a friend we can eat the chicken.

Raj, you could have been softer. You scared us even more.

I say, we should go and talk to him.

I think we should come later. Or else, he'll use us as dumbbells.

No, let's go and talk to him.

One man but two affairs, that's injustice.

Brother Lucky, you got shelter in this house.

You enjoyed thoroughly too.

And if our wives get to Know about our affairs

they'll throw us out of the house. - Correct. - Yes.

What will you gain by complaining against us?

Why don't you shake hands with us?

Then we'll turn this open air gym into an AC health club for you.

Then you can exercise at leisure.

First, take your hand off of me or else you'll be in trouble.

This is too much, now do as we say or else...

Or else, what?

Or else we'll wait here till you listen to us.

We have a lot of time... - Yes, we have enough time.

Listen, don't waste your time.

I am going to reveal the truth to my sisters. - No, Brother Lucky...

Pack your bags and get ready to leave this house.

Brother Lucky, please...

Hey, why are you still standing here?

That.. - Brother Lucky, for one of your maxims..

No maxims today, I'll kick you all out!

Brother Lucky. - Move!

Please listen to us... - Brother Lucky...

O' God... - I'll Jump from here.

Let's start.

Come, Brother Lucky, we are about to start the prayer service.

We haven't lit the fire yet.

Don't worry, he's come here to ruin us.

Idiot. - Brother Lucky. - Yes.

We have kept this prayer service to thank God in heaven.

Because our husbands were not there with us.

Had they died in that blast...

They would have been in heaven now.

And we would have had to break our bangles in grief.

And I have just recently bought these. - I know.

Are you ready to break your bangles for those husbands

who are holding someone else's hands?

What? - Yes.

When the bomb exploded in that resort

those three were there with someone else.

We take off the wick from a bomb so that it explodes a bit late

but he's ruining our lives by not waiting.

Please, Brother Lucky, what are you saying?

My husband is like a lamp in the temple.

Wow! He's that type of a lamp

that burns its own house for the sake of someone else.

My husband is like the first class coach of a train

that is reserved only for me.

Anybody can get into that coach without a ticket.

A third grade bogie. - You are trying to instigate us.

My husband is as pure as the seal on the Bisleri bottle.

That can be bought in any shop for Rs. 10.

Brother Lucky, no matter what, we three won't ever believe

that our husbands are capable of such a deed.

Brother Lucky's missile failed to work before it could take off.

Our wives are so naive that they don't doubt us at all.

Let's go in and control the situation

before he throws another missile. - Right. Go in, Raj.

What happened? - Don't touch me.

Are you all right? Get up. - Don't touch me.

Do you have some sacred water of Ganges? - No, but why?

I want to wash away my sins and for that I'll need water of Ganges.

Why, what kind of sin did you commit?

When I was coming home, I saw...

What? - I saw her poster.

And it is a sin to look towards other women, isn't it? - Yes.

And till I don't get rid of my sin, don't touch me.

Did you see that, Brother Lucky? Just seeing another woman

makes him feel guilty. How can he deceive me?

I feel like crying.

C'mon, we'll go inside now. - One minute.

An idea! - What?

Okay, let's go...

Hey, you all are together?

See, we brought God's offering from the temple.

You both had been to the temple? - Yes.

We went there to thank God

for saving the lives of our wives in that bomb blast.

So sweet.

Did you see that, Brother Lucky?

You were unnecessarily defaming them.

I feel like crying.

Brother Lucky, what were you telling them?

I was praising your deeds.

Here, give it to me, I'll keep it before God.

Yes, Ms. Bhavna, we brought it for you.

Then I'll give it to everyone.

Offer it to Brother Lucky first.

He needs this God's offering very much.

Isn't it, Brother? - Of course. - Shall we go? Come on.

We escaped. All three of us.

What happened, Brother Lucky? Your missile

was aimed to ruin our lives but it failed.

Hey, wait! I know, he's waiting for a maxim.

Then give him one. - You must have heard that maxim.

You came here to drown the Titanic

but couldn't drown even a small ship.

Brother Lucky is left alone with his maxims.

Splendid.

God bless you.

We had some lovely time. - I want to do it again.

I love you, baby. - Bye.

Okay, see you.

Romantic... - I love you.

Love you. - See you tomorrow, yeah.

I'll give you a call. Then we'll meet.

Bye. - Okay. - Love you.

That day, your maxim was so good

that I thought of returning the favour.

Titanic drowned long ago.

Otherwise I would've sent you all in it.

Be ready with you bags packed.

Because your wives are going to kick you out.

Then you can go wherever you wish to

singing from the roof of a train. - Brother Lucky, please.

Hey, if reveals everything to Rekha, Dimple and Madhuri

then we'll not only lose our wives but girlfriends too.

What are you saying?

There's nobody in the room.

You had left, didn't you? Why did you bring me here?

This place is very dangerous.

What happened? - There's danger inside too.

I'll look for her under the bed.

They aren't under the bed, where did they go?

Where did they go?

Where are we going so fast? - To bathe, where else?

Where did these girls go?

I'll look under the bed once more.

They aren't here too.

But I had my bath early in the morning.

But darling, if we don't bathe together

then how will ever get to know each other?

Yeah, we'll cool off too. - Right, Dimple baby.

Leave it!

Why is your heart beating so loudly today?

When you are beside me, why won't my heart beat fast, Madhuri? Come.

Okay. Tell me one thing.

Why did you bring me under this bed?

Hadn't I come under this bed, I would have been dead.

Now, there's no problem, let's get out.

Are you hurt? - Idiot.

Are you okay? Do you want anything?

No? Come.

What kind of a house is this? There's no one here.

"I went to the market to bring vegetables."

I'll ask the servant about the owner of this house.

Who are you? And how did you come in this house?

You must have heard that maxim.

Why am I talking to a servant?

Excuse-me, mister, I am not a servant

but the owner of this house and my name is Kothari.

Kothari, then why are these vegetables in your hand?

Oh that... - Let it be.

Do you know that your daughters

have an affair with those three rascals?

And they are married. - Yes, I Know.

I see. - Yes.

And it was I who suggested them to do so.

That's nice.

That's nice.

It's such a nice photograph. Where did you shoot it?

I got it shot in a foreign location. It's nice, isn't it?

It's very nice... - I knew it.

I feel like thanking you with a hug.

But why are you giving me a hug?

You must have heard that maxim.

Just as the ingredients of a betel nut should be right

the evidence should be so strong as to convince even a fool.

Mister, listen...

I've never heard that maxim.

Here I am.

Happy wedding anniversary, brother-in-law.

Thank you, Brother Lucky.

His height is 6 feet 2 but the gift is...

Just open the gift and see.

This gift will surely make you squirm. Open it.

He's speaking as if he has brought a diamond set.

Listen, what happened?

"Money. It's funny. Show me the money!"

"The channels on the television"

"are outnumbered by the wiles of a wife."

"The channels on the television"

"are outnumbered by the wiles of a wife."

"The channels on the television"

"are outnumbered by the wiles of a wife."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"What's say!"

"Anywhere you're going, show me the money."

"Don't change your wives like the TV channels."

"It will entrap you, beware."

"If your wife is black and white"

"make her colourful."

"With an array of vivid dreams"

"make it more colourful."

"The channels on the television are"

"outnumbered by the wiles of a wife."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"Got the money now."

"I got your money now."

"Changing over time but the money's really mine."

"She don't give a damn if I'm working on till nine."

"She prepares the morning tea."

"She gets placated even when angry at times."

"Listen to my advice..."

"...never betray your wife."

"She will always stand by you..."

"remain forever faithful to her."

"The channels on the television are"

"outnumbered by the wiles of a wife."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

"Televisions work on remotes."

"Wives work on currency notes."

Listen, you are saved because it's a Sunday today.

But every day is not a Sunday.

Enjoy as much as you wish, today.

It will be a different ball game tomorrow.

Just a minute.

Thank you. - No!

Okay. - Bye.

Goodbye.

Forget it. It won't start. I will catch a cab.

Just two minutes.

My wife says that I also need a couple of kicks to get started.

Hi. - Hi.

You remember me, Rekha.. Resort? - Of course.

How are you? - Good. How are you?

I am fine. - What happened? A breakdown?

Yes. - Come, I will give you a lift. - Ok. Let's go.

No need! - Forget it. I will go with her.

It will be difficult for you to ride a double seater. - Come..

I don't really think so.

Thank you for giving me a lift.

Don't embarrass me by saying thank you.

What? Will you let her go just like that?

You must have heard that maxim.

It's all a matter of time.

Sometimes it happens in the day and sometimes at night.

How can a meeting that ends without coffee

be called a meeting? - Yes, you are right.

Actually... - Actually, the parking is there

the kitchen is inside, I'll go and prepare coffee. Come on.

Come. - Okay. - That side.

Listen...

You must have heard that maxim.

Whatever has to happen will surely happen.

No matter how many times you change a kid's diaper

he'll keep wetting it.

Whenever you laugh like this, one of us is in danger.

So, tell me what you did today.

Your nemesis has arrived at the parking lot.

Whom are you talking about? - Rekha. - What?

And now your affair is going to be a big flop.

Hey, where are you going? Wait a minute.

When I enter this house I feel like entering a temple.

Greetings. - Brother Lucky.

You don't have to take off your shoes.

You see, it might useful later on.

Your husband doesn't seem to be around.

You won't find him now. - What?

If you don't call out to him then how will he come?

Oh, yes! Actually my husband is very shy.

At this moment he must be hiding under the bed.

Come with me.

Brother-in-law...

Where are you? - He's really lying under the bed.

Raj, what are you doing? - I fell down.

What kind of a person are you? You keep falling all the time.

Come out, you are blushing like a new bride.

Get up, brother-in-law...

It's time to show your face. - No...

Please... - No...

What are you wearing?

The air was cool and I caught a cold.

If you have a cold, this brother has the cure for it.

I don't need a brother. but an M.B.B.S.

You must have heard that maxim. - No.

That if a brother can cure your ailment

then what's the need to see a doctor?

It doesn't matter who does it, a quack or a qualified doctor.

Let us see you face. - No.

Why are you wearing that?

Come on. What's wrong with you?

Please sit.

Bhavana! - Let's do it!

That was a close shave!

That villain Lucky made a thorough plan.

You would have lost both the women in your life.

God is there for those who have none else.

To save us from this Lucky, God himself will have to come.

Hey, Raj, it's the police. - Cops!

Greetings. - Greetings, sir.

I am Khudabaksh Singh from Punjab police.

We came here searching for a man from Punjab.

Do you know this man?

His name is... - Lakhwinder Singh Lakha.

That means you know this guy.

Khudabaksh Singh, you've come to the right place.

This is the place where you will find the guy.

By sending you here, God has granted us deliverance.

Please come this way.

Brother Lucky, it's the thread of 'Raksha Bandhan'

but it's a string of our love.

I always kept giving you words of wisdom. - Yes.

But today I promise the three of you

that I'll always be there for you. - Oh. Thank you, Brother.

Here, take some money from your poor brother.

Where is he? - There he is.

Okay.

The poor fellow doesn't know that he's going to be handcuffed.

I knew that he was a fraud.

That's the reason he managed to disrupt our lives.

Why did you bring the police with you?

You'll know it in a minute. Isn't it, Brother Lucky?

Brother Lucky!

I have found you after all.

Sir, please don't embarrass me before my sisters.

Why not? Even they should know

who Lakhwinder Singh Lakha is.

Greetings, Brother Lucky! - What is happening?

What is happening? - Brother Lucky.

You saved our country's respect

by getting a terrorist of Punjab arrested.

And when the government wanted to felicitate you

with this cheque and medal, why did you just come away?

I have come here all the way from Punjab

to give you this cheque and this medal.

You must have heard that maxim.

When you ride a cycle, you'll have to use the pedals.

Why do you need a cheque or medal

when you have come into this world to do good?

Wow! - Wow, Brother Lucky!

Did you hear his maxim? It's not a maxim...

It's a missile.

Wow, Brother Lucky, you are a national hero.

I thought that he would be beaten up by the police.

But our plans failed and now I feel like killing myself.

I swear... - Brother Lucky

please wear this medal so that I can take a snap.

So that a huge snap gets printed on the

front page of 'Punjab Kesari'. - A photograph too!

Did you hear that? His snap is going to be printed

and that too on the front page.

But yours, not even a passport size photo

has appeared in the newspaper.

It will surely come when it's our death anniversary.

Brother-in-law Raj, please take our snap

while we say cheese.

Yeah, Raj, take a snap.

Moron wants a picture.

Wow! How come you thought of bringing us for a musical show?

It's so exciting. Who is going to perform?

Jagjit Singh? - No.

Then it must be Pankaj Udhas. - No. - Come on.

No. - No. - Oh! Thank God.

Daler Mehendi? - No.

It doesn't matter who it is when you are along with us.

Yes, my madam.

"Hello, madam."

"Hello... madam."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"God has created you only for me."

"I was created only for you. Only for you."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"God has created you only for me."

"I was created only for you."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"If you ask, I'll open the door of my heart."

"I'll tell your father that I am in love with you."

"If you ask, I'll open the door of my heart."

"I'll tell your father that I am in love with you."

"I promise I'll confess it too."

"Let the right season come."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"My shining eyes say that it's the season of love."

"We've found a reason to come closer."

"My shining eyes say that it's the season of love."

"We've found a reason to come closer."

"You and I will be together and never part."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

"God has created you only for me."

"I was created only for you. Only for you."

"Hello, Adam, I am your madam."

"Hello, madam, I am your Adam."

What does Lucky think of himself? - I wonder.

Sometimes I wish to kill him. - Brother Lucky is here.

Got you, man.

You lost all you energy, didn't you?

You get scared when you hear that person's name

and you want to kill him!? Shut up and drink.

But there should be some solution for this problem.

We'll trap him by charging him with a murder.

But whose? - Our murder.

He'll go to the gallows and we'll be free.

Isn't that a good idea?

Why should all the three of us commit suicide?

Why don't you do it? The punishment will be the same.

Scoundrel!

If you want to kill someone, then kill Lucky.

You are right. - It's a mind blowing idea.

I was just joking.

But jokingly you gave a great idea. - Yes, he is right.

Our fear of Brother Lucky will vanish and so will our tears.

Baby, get me a beer!

He's sleeping so peacefully.

Let's do one thing. We won't disturb him now

we'll come later. - Shut up.

He gave us sleepless nights and you are being sympathetic?

I am thinking about us because if he wakes up

he'll surely kill us. - Yes.

He's dreaming, and the poor fellow doesn't even know

that this will be the last time he'll ever have.

It doesn't matter whether he's sleeping or lying awake.

A tiger is always a tiger.

Before he wakes up, we should attack. - Okay.

Bloody Lucky!

Why are you going back?

Not here.

Hercules! Does he eat iron?

Be careful. One, two, three.

I hope nobody's around.

You must have heard that maxim, Brother Lucky

that one who digs a pit for another, falls in it himself first.

Hey...

What happened?

What did you do? - What have you done?

I didn't do it on purpose!

I didn't do anything. You pushed him down.

I.. I didn't push him. - It's you. - Hey..

Raj, Aryan, Lucky's ghost.

What are you saying? - Dead body!

Dead body? Where?

Under the b-bed.

He's getting scared as if he's seen Lucky's dead body under the bed.

Fool! - What?

Yes... - Yes?

Veer, where?

Where? - There.

There..

I'll go from that side, you go from this side, okay?

Where is he? Only his mandolin is here. - You fool.

I swear, I saw him holding it. I promise you guys.

But where is he now? - Shut up, we'll go outside.

He was here. Where did he go?

You woke us in the night only to show us a music instrument.

Hey! Why did you hit me now? - When did I hit you?

Just now. - Aryan, you've gone crazy.

Keep quiet. Idiot.

Why did you hit me now?

Because you hit me for the second time.

Why would I hit slyly? If I want, I'll do it openly. Like this.

Raj, please tell him... - Shut up, both of you.

No one will hit anyone now. Shut up.

Didn't I say no more hitting now? - But when did I hit you?

Just now. - I believe you. - I did not. - Shut up...

Now, if you open your mouth, I'll beat you up.

I didn't hit anyone...

G-Ghost... - What happened?

Lucky's ghost.

Raj. - Veer..

I think that he's possessed by a ghost.

Come. Something's wrong.

Butter is prepared from curdled milk.

A dress when torn, can be stitched.

Only God can save a person who sees a ghost.

Congratulations, sir! Here, have this sweet.

Why, Govardhan, are you getting married?

Not me but your daughters are going to marry

Raj, Aryan and Veer. - Who told you that

my daughters are going to marry those useless guys?

Your sons-in-law are spending your money

so freely that you will have to get them married

to retain your money.

When I am through with them

they will in such a bad state, that they won't get

even an ambulance to land in a hospital. I will..

There's no need for an ambulance.

Not just themselves, they can admit you in the hospital too. - What?

In their brand new sports car. - What!

They've bought a sports car too?

Sir, if you don't mind, can I buy a scooter for myself.

You see, I won't have a problem to visit you in the hospital.

Sir, can I buy a scooter? - Shut up!

What a nice drive!

Let me get your jacket for you. - Yes.

Hey! Dad. - Hello. - Hi dad! - Hello.

Hi, Dad. - Dad..

It's good that you met us outside. We have good news for you.

Yes, I know, my messenger told me about it very happily.

Wow! So, you know that we are going to marry them?

Isn't it great, Dad?

But, Dad, why do I feel that you are going to cry any moment?

Is that so? - What can he do when God gave him

such an expressive face? - It's not that.

Every father sheds tears when he listens to such good news.

This is nothing; father-in-law is going shed more tears later.

Leave her hand. - You have to give her hand in mine

but you are asking me to leave her hand?

No, father-in-law means to say that

if you leave her hand now, then only can you sit

in a wedding canopy with her. Isn't it, Father-in-law?

Of course. Children, go inside. I'll just talk with them.

Bye - See you. - Bye - Bye, love.

Bye. - I love you.

You guys have deceived me.

Leave them alone

or else I'll be compelled to resort to some strict action.

If you do that then we'll tell them it was your idea

and that we followed your instructions.

Yes, you are right. It was me, the one who took you under my wing.

I thought you to be good guys but you turned out worse than that.

Nothing can be done now, Father-in-law

he won't listen to you. - Yes.

Stop advising us and start preparing for the wedding.

And give us your daughters along with the flower basket.

We are bringing the procession. Our only request is that

you should welcome our procession with 'Pan Bahar'.

See you. - Greetings.

These photographs are the evidence of your ruined lives.

Only I know how I pushed myself to come here.

But I could not keep this away from you.

We can forgive you because you were helpless as a father.

But how can we forgive our husbands?

You used them for your own motive.

But those guys went along with you readily?

Brother Lucky! - Look at this.

When I tried to tell you the truth you did not listen to me.

You thought that your husband was like a temple lamp. - Oh, God.

You saw him like a sealed bottle of a Bisleri.

And you described yours as a first class bogie.

I am sorry, Brother Lucky, we didn't listen to you.

We are repenting for that. - Yes.

You may be repenting but it is time for those guys to repent.

Let's think of how to teach them a lesson.

But what can we do, Brother Lucky?

You must have heard that maxim.

A brick is a substitute to a stone

just as sugar is the substitute to jaggery.

And if you want to teach your husbands a lesson

you must have affairs.

Not with me.. Please.

C'mon, Priest.

"I know the score."

"I will win the stars"

"and conquer galaxies."

"I will win the stars and conquer galaxies."

"All I need is your consent."

"Your consent, and I will dump the first one."

"I will win the stars and conquer galaxies."

"I will win the stars and conquer galaxies."

"All I need is your consent."

"Your consent, and I will dump the first one."

"Watching the same face is so boring?"

"Hearing the same sweet nothings is so dreary."

"Watching the same face is so boring."

"Hearing the same sweet nothings is so dreary."

"I yearn and crave for a new model."

"The old one is so dull and boring now."

"I will respond to"

"your youthful charms."

"I will respond to your youthful charms."

"All I need is your consent."

"All I need is your consent to dump the first one."

"Love rules my life."

"Accept this proposal."

"Love rules my life."

"Accept this proposal."

"Shower the treasures of the whole world on me."

"Gems, jewels and ornaments of varied types."

"I will drench you with all my love."

"I will drench you with all my love."

"Just your consent..."

"All I need is your consent to dump the first one."

"I will win the stars and conquer galaxies..."

"I will win the stars and conquer galaxies..."

"All I need is your consent..."

"All I need is your consent to dump the first one."

"Dump the first one."

Bhavna... - Why are you shouting?

No one is deaf here.

I wish I became deaf before hearing you sing duets with someone else.

What were you doing with that priest?

If I ask you the same question about

what you were doing with that girl?

Don't change the subject, Diya. - Men can do anything they want.

But it is only women that have to do the explaining!

Listen, I am not trying to prove anything.

Because this is neither a court nor am I a criminal.

Why does a lawyer's attire give one the right to question?

Why can't a bride's wedding dress

adorning me in which you took the seven vows of marriage?

Yes, I did that, but since that day, but I never got your love.

Your name is Diya but what did you give me?

You were able to get people to take the pledge of speaking the truth

swearing by the Geeta.

Yes, I had an affair since you couldn't get that love

because of your film career.

Your act will prove a very big problem.

You wished to visit Tirupati, didn't you?

Now, you can go because I am leaving this house.

You wished to become an actress, didn't you?

That you can surely become, since I am going to marry someone else.

You have got many couples divorced, didn't you?

Now, get ready for your own case as we'll be meeting in the court.

Seeing you three couples, I remember

what my registrar had told me.

That couples are made in heaven

but sustaining the relation is left to the humans.

Are you married? - Yes and it broke off too.

My wife ran away with my neighbour.

My friend, why are you ruining everything by speaking like this?

See, everything seems to be very good today. All the three brides

and the grooms are present.

Why don't you get us married soon?

Yeah, but let the witness come first. - Witness!

Are we going to murder someone or loot someone's place?

You are our witness, and so you'll sign the papers.

Come on, do it.

We have called our friends to come and be our witnesses.

They'll be coming any time now.

Diya?

Bhavna? - Sonia?

How do you three know their names?

That's because a girl takes on a husband's name

when she gets married.

And today we are returning that name back to them

by signing on this paper.

Does that mean they all are married?

You were right!

One should always fall in love first and then marry.

And not the other way round. Congratulations.

You deceived us!

We were going to tell you everything.

Isn't it, Raj, Aryan? - Yes. - Actually..

When, after ruining our lives? - No.

Time is being wasted, if you want to get married then be quick.

When we were asking you to hurry up

you were waiting for the witness.

But aren't you a witness of what just happened?

How will they marry us?

We won't marry anyone now.

We have lost our faith in this constitution.

We won't marry anyone.. - Be it through love or an arranged one.

Let's go... - Hey, listen.

Young men, I have often seen

people drown while trying to

sail in two boats. - Shut up.

We were sailing smoothly in both the boats before drowning.

I just witnessed that. - Hey, over smart guy! Sit down.

Make him sit. - Sit down.

If someone sits in your boat and takes you to the shore

then what can we do, you oldie! You are jealous of us. Idiot.

You fool. Take this.

This is terrible. - Yes, dude.

Nothing can be worse than this.

Ghost...

Didn't I tell you that I saw his ghost?

But you didn't listen to me.

How did you three think

that Lucky Singh will die so soon?

That means you are alive?

Do you believe now or should I slap you again?

No, we know now that Lucky can never die. Yes.. - Yes.

Seeing you in this condition, I remember a maxim.

One more.

Leaving your wives for someone else

always leaves you alone in this whole world.

Holding a banana.

Don't eat these.

Brother Lucky. - Yes.

Thank you. - The world is very cruel.

How many bananas? - One, two, three, four.

But we are only three.

Raj, Aryan..

Our wives and girlfriend have deserted us.

We were sure about one thing, that Lucky was dead.

But he's alive. Whom should we live for now?

We don't have any right to live.

Hey, that belongs to us.

Okay, friends, this is the last time we meet.

When I die, I'll ask God to give me friends like you two

even in my next birth.

I love you, Raj. - I love you too.

Aryan.

So sweet. - Thank you.

I was going to ask for a pet dog or cat

but I'll ask for friends like you.

How sweet, Aryan.

I'll miss you guys.

Friends are we ready? - Yes, we are ready.

Yes. - Yes. Let's go.

One! - God we are coming. - Aryan..

Two! - Veer.

Three! - Stop, please stop. - Please, step down.

What should we do now? Help. - Please stop.

Could they be our wives? - Sonia!

We have no complaints against you, please don't commit suicide.

We forgive you. Please, step down. - They are our wives.

I promise you tonight will be the night. Please...

Did you see that, Raj, Aryan, our wives have saved us

even before we could commit suicide. - Yes.

That means they still love us. - Yes.

That means our Basantis have forgiven us.

We cancel our suicide! - The suicide is cancelled!

Please go and save them.

Please do something. - What will we do now?

I cannot see them dying. - Please save, Diya.

Veer, I don't want to die.

Raj, it was your idea to come on this pipe

now we are hanging.. - I wish God had given me

a pet instead of a friend like you.

Don't leave the pipe, we are coming to save you.

Don't worry, dear, we are not in a hurry to leave the pipe.

Tell them to come soon. Otherwise the pipe will give way.

Come up soon.

Diya, I promise! I shall wander no more!

I swear! Dia..

Give me your hand. - Sonia, give me a hand!

Sonia!

Sonia!

Bhavna, I got you.

Veer!

Sonia! - Aryan!

Raj, please let me go down first.

You drop down a second later. I want to die married!

If we had been with you

we wouldn't have tried to commit suicide.

We have got our love back now. - Yes.

God will surely save us now.

What is he doing here?

Help!

Kothari, what are you doing? Have you lost it?

This not a toy that a father uses to play with his children.

If it works then it can cut anything.

Hey, don't remind of our deceit.

Kothari, please don't do this.

Kothari, forgive us!

Why, you rascals! you deceived my daughters

and are hanging here. - Hey, mister!

From the time they came to know that

they are going to be your second wives

they have vowed never to marry again.

So, I won't leave you in peace.

We'll pacify your daughters.

Raj! - Bhavna! - Bhavna!

Save me!

Brother.

Sonia!

Veer! - Diya!

You are great, Brother Lucky! - Brother Lucky!

The thing is, to win matches, you have to take great catches.

Brother Lucky.

Let's meet in heaven.

Raj! - Raj!

There goes Raj.

Please get up, Brother-in-law.

All the dirt can be

washed by any detergent.

But the one that is irreparable will be found in the dustbin.

Do you get that?

No.

There goes Aryan.

Move aside. There's no problem.

Any pain can be cured by an ointment.

An itch can be cured by an ointment.

But only a high voltage shock can cure an erring husband.

Okay?

No!

There goes Vee...

The thing is, guards are for guarding.

A dog is faithful.

And if a husband deceives his wife

even his dog doesn't remain loyal to him.

Brother Lucky, we always thought

you were trying instigate our wives.

If my hand hadn't been bandaged

I would have greeted you with clasped hands.

We always tried to hurt or kill you.

But today I wish to applaud for you.

Yes. We now realise how lucky we are

that we have Brother Lucky with us.

Be careful. - Please stop now.

Hearing you three, I became emotional.

I have no words to say, I am choked with emotion.

Brother Lucky, please don't be quiet today.

One last maxim. - No, I can't say anymore.

Brother Lucky, please... - Please say it.

Okay. If you all insist.

You must have heard that maxim.

Sita-Ram, Radha-Krishna are examples of God.

But if you have to show a perfect model of marital bliss

then give the example of Shaadi No. 1.

Brother!

Wow!

"Let's party"

"in the wedding."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."

"Unrestrained that we are, it's impossible to stop us."

"Unrestrained that we are, it's impossible to stop us."

"Rebellious and whimsical princes, that we are!"

"We are on the front page, every day!"

"Making merry is our motto! Come o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard, we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."

"We strive to be ahead of everyone else."

"Capable of deflecting even the powerful storms."

"These firm steps never retreat."

"We can force even the skies to descend."

"It's useless to throw a challenge to us."

"Making merry is our motto! Come o' pretty damsel, come to me!"

"This heart is crazy about you."

"Make merry, going to party hard, we're going to dance all night."

"Making merry, going to rule the crowd and make you pump all night."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."

"In the wedding, let's party."

"Let's party in the wedding."