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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,541 --> 00:00:02,541 [wind whistling] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:15,750 [electronically modified splashing] 5 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:17,458 [The Police playing "Deathwish"] 6 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:13,625 â™ª Deathwish in the fading light â™ª 7 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:19,291 â™ª Headlight pointing Through the night â™ª 8 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:24,333 â™ª Never thought I'd see the day â™ª 9 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:30,000 â™ª Playing with my life this way â™ª 10 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:39,875 [electronic whooshing noises] 11 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:56,208 â™ª Gotta keep my foot right down â™ª 12 00:01:58,791 --> 00:02:01,750 â™ª If I had wings I'd leave the ground â™ª 13 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,916 â™ª Burning in the outside lane â™ª 14 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:12,333 â™ª People think that I'm insane â™ª 15 00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:13,541 [police siren wailing] 16 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,291 Insane! 17 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:17,333 [toy siren wailing] 18 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:39,333 [clicks tongue] 19 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,666 [gulls crying] 20 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,125 [revving loudly] 21 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,416 [The Boomtown Rats playing "Keep It Up"] 22 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,208 â™ª Snap me in your breach â™ª 23 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:19,166 â™ª I want to be your bullet â™ª 24 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:22,625 â™ª I want a little kiss That's gonna take my breath away â™ª 25 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:26,625 â™ª And every lover tries to do things In a different way â™ª 26 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:28,500 â™ª Ah-hey-hey-hey â™ª 27 00:03:29,708 --> 00:03:30,916 â™ª Does it feel nice? â™ª 28 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,208 â™ª Does it feel right? â™ª 29 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,916 â™ª Does it feel all right? â™ª 30 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,583 â™ª Does it feel good? â™ª 31 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:36,541 â™ª Quite nice â™ª 32 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:37,708 â™ª Can you keep it up? â™ª 33 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:39,958 â™ª Can you keep it up, upright? â™ª 34 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:41,541 â™ª Does it let you down? â™ª 35 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:42,541 â™ª I heard it let you down â™ª 36 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,041 â™ª Sometimes â™ª 37 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:05,416 â™ª Snap me in your breach â™ª 38 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,500 â™ª I want to be your bullet â™ª 39 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:10,583 â™ª I want a little kiss That's gonna take my breath away â™ª 40 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:14,833 â™ª And every lover tries To do things in a different way â™ª 41 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:17,250 â™ª But that's what they all say â™ª 42 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:20,416 â™ª Give it up, give it up Give it up, give it up â™ª 43 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,791 â™ª Whoo-ooh-whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh â™ª 44 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:27,291 â™ª Whoo-ooh-whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh â™ª 45 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:30,750 â™ª Whoo-ooh-whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-oohâ€¦ â™ª 46 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:34,125 Morning. Delivery. 47 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,833 â™ª Does it feel all right? â™ª 48 00:04:35,916 --> 00:04:37,500 â™ª Does it feel good? â™ª 49 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:38,458 â™ª Quite nice â™ª 50 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:39,666 â™ª Can you keep it up? â™ª 51 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,833 â™ª Can you keep it up, upright? â™ª 52 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:43,750 â™ª Does it let you downâ€¦ â™ª 53 00:04:43,833 --> 00:04:45,833 [coughing] 54 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,583 Morning. 55 00:04:48,666 --> 00:04:50,583 [coughing continues] 56 00:04:54,833 --> 00:04:55,708 â™ª All right â™ª 57 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:57,500 â™ª Whoo-ooh-whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh â™ª 58 00:04:57,583 --> 00:05:00,125 â™ª Does it make you feel uptight? â™ª 59 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,416 â™ª Can you keep it up? â™ª 60 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,958 â™ª Quite nice â™ª 61 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:05,916 â™ª I bet it's quite nice â™ª 62 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,125 â™ª All right â™ª 63 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,291 â™ª Is it all right? â™ª 64 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,375 â™ª Quite nice â™ª 65 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:12,416 Morning. 66 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:14,750 Delivery for Mrs. Hemmings? 67 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:20,208 PR, second floor, east wing, through eighth door left, room 206. 68 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:21,833 [telephone ringing] 69 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:29,708 -We did it in the bus shelter. -That's nice. 70 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:31,625 -Morning, morning. -Hi. 71 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,458 -Morning. -[machine beeps] 72 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:37,416 [typewriters typing] 73 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:45,125 Tell Rodney what I said. I'm sure he'll come round. 74 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:46,416 [knock on door] 75 00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:49,000 Morning. 76 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:50,958 Good morning. 77 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:58,125 You can take these back when I've signed them. 78 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:00,875 Don't watch over me. 79 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:03,916 Go over there and sit down, if you're able to in that outfit. 80 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,625 -I'm a document short. -I don't know about any others. 81 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:13,541 You just deliver, that's it. 82 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,041 -Wait. -Shall I return these? 83 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:19,791 If you think you can manage it. 84 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,041 Which I'm sure you can. 85 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:29,666 -I'm sorry, I've been a bit bitchy. -I'd be bitchy if I worked in an office. 86 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:32,708 Oh, come on. It's better than riding a motorbike. 87 00:06:32,791 --> 00:06:34,916 Nothing in the world is better than riding a bike, lady. 88 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:37,958 [upbeat music playing] 89 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,083 [electronically distorted screeching] 90 00:07:11,916 --> 00:07:13,375 Judas S. Charriot? 91 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:15,041 [motorbike revving] 92 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:36,625 [upbeat music playing] 93 00:07:44,916 --> 00:07:46,583 [electronic whirring noises echoing] 94 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,791 [siren blaring] 95 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:24,833 I'm late! I won't make it. 96 00:09:24,916 --> 00:09:28,041 Can I make it? Can I make it? Maybe I can. 97 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:29,166 [siren stops] 98 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,375 No, I can't. 99 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:44,666 -Mr. Willow, delivery. -I'm late. I'm late, I can't stop now! 100 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:48,166 -I've got a delivery for you. -I'll miss the 2:22! 101 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,833 -It's gone 2:00 already. -But it's important! 102 00:09:50,916 --> 00:09:53,666 I can't take it now. [gagging] 103 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:56,416 -I'm choking. I'm late. -Here it is. 104 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,500 -No, not now. -Here you are. 105 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,041 Tomorrow! 106 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,916 -The 2:22! -I hope you miss the bloody thing. 107 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,875 [gulls crying] 108 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,958 [woman] Hello, my sunshine. 109 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:24,541 -Hello, Gran. -Oh, dear, a mood, eh? 110 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,416 How you feeling, flower? 111 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:31,708 Here, get your plates off my ottoman, will you? 112 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:33,250 Okay. 113 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:37,416 -What's up? Bad vibes at work? -It's all right. 114 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,166 Well, I thought you liked riding, sweetheart! 115 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,916 Only leads from one miserable job to another. 116 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,958 Butâ€¦ 117 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:46,541 It's only a temporary number, boy, 118 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:49,333 just till you know what you really wanna do. 119 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,333 There's only one thing I really like doing. 120 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:54,208 Don't tell me. Stunt riding. 121 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:57,291 Stunt riding? What can you do with stunt riding out here? 122 00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,125 -What is there here? -There's a few sheep. 123 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:03,791 You're a sight more hip than the neighbours, let me tell you. [laughs] 124 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:08,666 You silly old 'nana. You're on a right old downer, aren't you? 125 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,000 Sorry. 126 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:14,166 What you want, my dear lovey, is a nice cup of tea, 127 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:18,125 couple of leapers and a rave up down the Mausoleum. 128 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,750 They've got Fred Turkey doing the disco. 129 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:26,333 [American accent] Okay, boys and girls, and welcome to this star-studded noche. 130 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,833 Yes, I have a special delight for you. 131 00:11:28,916 --> 00:11:32,708 Would you believe, a new version of an old disco favourite? 132 00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:37,500 Yes-sirree-Bob, coming all the way from my dear old, good old friend, 133 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:42,416 Franz Bernard, from the U.S. of A.! 134 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,958 -[patron] Get on with it! -[DJ continues indistinctly] 135 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,291 [Zoot Money playing "Your Feet's Too Big"] 136 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,333 [indistinct DJ patter] 137 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:54,333 â™ª You shine when it comes To swimmin' and duckin' â™ª 138 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:57,875 â™ª But all thumbs When it comes to rockin' â™ª 139 00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:00,125 â™ª Your feet's too big! â™ª 140 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,166 This is a real bloody treat, this is. 141 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,500 Bloody Clerk spends an hour on the telephone 142 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:08,375 begging me to come down here with him tonight, begging me! 143 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:11,458 Telling me how much he loves me and adores me and all that bull. 144 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:14,791 -And then I give into him because-- -Because you're so kind and generous. 145 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,916 -And no one else has. -Correct! And what's he doing? 146 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,291 He's in the bloody car park 147 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,041 having multiple orgasms over his mates' motorbikes. 148 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:25,875 Tonight, the Mausoleum presents an international collection of models 149 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,041 designed at a reasonable price 150 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,625 by that wonder man of mechanics, Mr. Dorking. 151 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:34,250 First, the revamp of a 1927 classic, 152 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:39,916 here gracefully paraded by Bawny Butler, the Doctor's Cooper in metallic cerise. 153 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,041 Followed by Revenge. 154 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:45,166 Betsy Bobbins comes to the wheel of this unassuming little number. 155 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,000 Blue bottle exterior, velvet trim. 156 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,041 Now, the gossamer delight 157 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,916 of Dorking's own Deuce Coupe 158 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,166 sports five windows 159 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,333 and the palest blue flames 160 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,458 set upon magnolia white. 161 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,958 Sinister and sleazy. It's Nosferatu. 162 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:14,750 An evil 32 Coupe only allowed out after dark. 163 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,375 And from Brighton now, the Yellow Pill, 164 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:22,416 a junky little Ford Popular with plenty of junks. 165 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:25,208 Again, from across the water, 166 00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:27,750 the 1942 Sting, 167 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:30,083 V8 air-cooled German commando car, 168 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:33,625 driven by Fritz Levi Von Clatton. 169 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:42,375 And finally, here he comes: Moody Munday, 170 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,291 the self-appointed pretender to the stunt king's throne. 171 00:13:56,458 --> 00:14:00,416 [N.R.G. playing "Get It Right"] 172 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,041 â™ª You can get it, you can get it You can get it right â™ª 173 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,291 â™ª You can get it, you can get it You can get it right â™ª 174 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,333 â™ª You can get it, you can get it You can get it right â™ª 175 00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,791 â™ª You can get it, you can get it You can get it right â™ª 176 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,041 [music continues in background] 177 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,125 Ooh! [sighing] 178 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,041 What's it all about, eh? 179 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:35,083 -What are those, you loono? -Who are you trying to impress? The girls? 180 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,458 -Bionic Woman? -I'll copyright it tomorrow. 181 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:38,708 It's brilliant! 182 00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,583 It's a work of genius, of a mastermind, 183 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:44,375 a creation of brain beyond no brain. 184 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,458 A future mind in a voided world. 185 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:49,583 -What a wally. -[laughing] 186 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,458 A demonstration of your creation, please. 187 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,375 Get over there. 188 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,041 You two may assist me. 189 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,625 -Levitate me. -Lift. 190 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,375 [metallic clatter] 191 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:07,000 Who is it? Who's the greatest? Am I not a cosmic being? 192 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,416 Hey! Minty's doing a dirty dance! Come on! 193 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,916 -See you later. -What? 194 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:18,583 Disengage. Please disengage. Don't leave me. 195 00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:20,541 [engine starts] 196 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:30,375 Houston, we have a problem here. 197 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,666 Houston! 198 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,375 We have a problem here! 199 00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:37,750 We have a problem here! 200 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,250 Houston, help! 201 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,166 [Chic] â™ª Don't be a drag Participate â™ª 202 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,958 â™ª Clams on the half shell And roller skates, roller skates â™ª 203 00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,125 â™ª Good times â™ª 204 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,125 â™ª These are the good times â™ª 205 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,791 [men cheering] 206 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,791 â™ª Leave your cares behind â™ª 207 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,708 â™ª These are the good times â™ª 208 00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:04,041 [indistinct chatter] 209 00:16:04,916 --> 00:16:08,833 -That's new. I like that. -Oh, yeah? That's Jem. 210 00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,125 -[Dave] Jem, is it? That's a bit rude. -[inaudible response] 211 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:15,000 She came with me, Dave. She's with me. I brought her here tonight. 212 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,666 Okay, okay, I'm only asking. 213 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,333 She's shy, you know, hasn't been around much. 214 00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:21,583 Shy, is she? 215 00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:24,666 -I like shy girls, Clerk, you know that. -You wouldn't like her. 216 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,333 -I would. -You wouldn't. She came with me. 217 00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,250 I'd like to teach her a thing or two. 218 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,333 [inaudible] 219 00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:32,666 â™ª Let's get together â™ª 220 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,125 â™ª How 'bout a quarter to ten? â™ª 221 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:39,041 â™ª Come tomorrow Let's all do it again â™ª 222 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,500 â™ª Boys will be boys â™ª 223 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,375 â™ª Better let them have their toys â™ª 224 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:45,625 â™ª Girls will be girls â™ª 225 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,708 â™ª Cute pony tails and curls â™ª 226 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,333 â™ª Must put an end To this stress and strifeâ€¦ â™ª 227 00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,125 All right, Jem, how's it going? 228 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,833 -I hear you're engaged. -Eh? 229 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:58,666 Yeah, to a converted '57 Zodiac with whitewall tires, isn't it? 230 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,541 -Dunno. -Where did you get that? It's lovely. 231 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,500 Oh. 232 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,083 You're Dave, aren't you? 233 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,333 -Yeah. -He says you're the best on a bike. 234 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,708 I like bikes. I like the power. I like it a lot. 235 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:14,000 I've got this skirt especially for biking. It opens right up to the top. 236 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:17,458 -Right up, know what I mean? -Uh-huh. 237 00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:20,250 I want a ride home after. Know what I mean? 238 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,208 Okay. 239 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,375 You're really into conversation, aren't you? 240 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,666 What's the matter with you? 241 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,625 -Come on, get your clothes off. -Okay, okay. 242 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:36,166 -Do you want a hand? -No, no, it's okay. 243 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,708 -You're shy, aren't you? -Shy? You're kidding. 244 00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:42,500 You are, you're shy. 245 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,708 Very flash on a bike wheelying along the high street. 246 00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:47,458 But not so flash without one, are you? 247 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,583 Listen, I'm gonna be the best stunt rider in England. 248 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:53,125 You'll have to wait till Judas S. Charriot gets back to the States then. 249 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:57,333 -He's not all that fantastic. -Oh, look, he's aroused! 250 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:01,041 Take your gloves off, then. 251 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:03,625 [humming "God Save the Queen"] 252 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,541 [man, American accent] Gelt, the population of Britain's gotta learn 253 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,541 that the Judas S. Charriot Jump Competition 254 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,791 is a product of Shimmer Industry. 255 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:13,125 -[Gelt] Understood. -Don't interrupt, please. 256 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,583 [humming continues] 257 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:17,208 -The party has to be uniqueâ€¦ -[woman] Tsk! Sugar! 258 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:19,291 [man] â€¦flamboyant yet restrained. 259 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,666 [Gelt] Flamboyant yet restrained! 260 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,583 [man] Gelt, don't talk, just listen. 261 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,750 Those entering the competition gotta learn respect for Shimmer, 262 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,666 the Cadillac of this business. 263 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,250 [Gelt] The Rolls-Royce of entertainment! 264 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,708 [man] This company is more than money. 265 00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:36,666 [woman sighs] 266 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,041 We have established tradition. 267 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,125 [Gelt] Been established two years! 268 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,666 [man] Three years, Gelt. 269 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,166 [woman humming] 270 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,625 Now, you gotta concentrate on the party and that's it. 271 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:52,291 I mean, we can't just hold it in any hotel. 272 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,083 It's gotta be, uhâ€¦ Hi. 273 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,416 â€¦charismatic, unique. 274 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,916 -Gelt, make it a strain. -I'm straining! 275 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:05,791 Make this one difficult, will you? Wait, I got it. That's it. That's it. 276 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,166 The Tower of London. We need the Towerâ€¦ 277 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,833 No. [laughs] 278 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,833 Buckingham Palace. That's it! 279 00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:16,375 Listen, you said you're well connected. Talk to Her Highness. Buckâ€¦ 280 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,208 What are you standing there for? 281 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:25,041 Would you please get up and go? That's what you British need! 282 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,333 You need our energy, you need American zap. 283 00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,333 I'll buy some. 284 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,958 Shut up. Just shut up. 285 00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:41,250 Miss Mott. Good day to you. 286 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,875 [Mott] I'm ready, Marvin. 287 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:47,958 We were just discussing the PR party and trying to find out where to hold it. 288 00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:51,583 -I'm sure you have a good idea. -Oh, yes. 289 00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:54,958 What about a really swanky hotel? 290 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:57,708 Splendid. You're really bright. 291 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:03,541 Wellâ€¦ uhâ€¦ what else do you have for me? 292 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:04,583 Umâ€¦ 293 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,708 Some requests for the big jump competition. 294 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,041 This many? This many? 295 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:14,166 They're nuts. They'll all die. It's an impossible jump, you know. 296 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,500 They'll all drop out in the preliminaries, I can guarantee it. 297 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,333 Write the word "guarantee," Miss Mott. Write it in your book. 298 00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:24,916 Judas will be furious if this many apply, so that's what we're doing with them. 299 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,041 Blame the Post Office, nobody will be surprised. 300 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,875 But the hopes and aspirations of these young people. 301 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:32,041 Gelt! Gelt! Gelt! 302 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,666 Shut it. 303 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,875 Just concentrate on the party, please. 304 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:40,166 Look, try to get Windsor Castle. 305 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:43,916 And tell the Queen I'm in a hurry, she'll understand-- 306 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,000 -Gelt, what are you standing there for? -I'm kneeling. 307 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,083 That guy spends more time in space than any other human. 308 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,791 [woman] He's the greatest. 309 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,375 Oh, yeah? One of his tracks nearly killed me. 310 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,458 He's just flash. 311 00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:58,458 No one's mad enough to jump against him. 312 00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:01,458 He's not so special. I'm thinking about it myself. 313 00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:04,041 [woman, laughing] Oh, yeah? You reckon? 314 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,791 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah! 315 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,458 Come on. 316 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:08,750 [siren wailing] 317 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,083 [man] Come on then! 318 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,708 [The Police playing "Walking on the Moon"] 319 00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:15,541 [engine puttering, revving] 320 00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:41,083 â™ª Giant steps are what you take â™ª 321 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,000 â™ª Walking on the moon â™ª 322 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:47,583 â™ª I hope my leg don't break â™ª 323 00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:49,791 â™ª Walking on the moon â™ª 324 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:54,041 â™ª We could walk forever â™ª 325 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,166 â™ª Walking on the moon â™ª 326 00:21:57,166 --> 00:22:00,291 â™ª We could be together â™ª 327 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:06,083 â™ª Walking on, walking on the moon â™ª 328 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,208 â™ª Some may say â™ª 329 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:14,000 â™ª I'm wishing my days away â™ª 330 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,125 â™ª No way â™ª 331 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,666 â™ª And if it's the price I pay â™ª 332 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,333 â™ª Some say â™ª 333 00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:27,500 â™ª Tomorrow's another day â™ª 334 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,666 â™ª You stay â™ª 335 00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,458 â™ª I may as well play â™ª 336 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:49,666 â™ª Giant steps are what you take â™ª 337 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,916 â™ª Walking on the moon â™ª 338 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:55,958 â™ª I hope my legs don't break â™ª 339 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,333 â™ª Walking on the moon â™ª 340 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:02,375 â™ª We could walk forever â™ª 341 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,875 â™ª Walking on the moon â™ª 342 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:08,875 â™ª We could be together â™ª 343 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:12,500 â™ª Walking on, walking on the moon â™ª 344 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:14,500 [crowd cheering] 345 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:19,833 "I, David Munday, the undersigned of the address above, 346 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:22,708 do hereby apply with this undersigned application 347 00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:25,750 to enter the Judas S. Charriot motorcycle jump competition." 348 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:30,625 "Please further any information, contracts or other business to the above address." 349 00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:34,833 "This letter is a legal document, signed below by myself without prejudice, 350 00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:36,291 full mind and body." 351 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:39,625 Witnessed by Clerk Biggins, personal manager. 352 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,708 [motorbike engine puttering] 353 00:23:42,958 --> 00:23:46,875 And witnessed also by James Astro Kadlet, technical executive. 354 00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:53,166 And, of course, the rider himself, Mr. David Munday. 355 00:23:57,666 --> 00:24:00,541 As your personal manager, I have something very important to say. 356 00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:01,500 What's that? 357 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:04,666 That you, the undersigned, would be a total wally to enter this competition. 358 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:08,125 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. You might be hurt, or even killed. 359 00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:11,041 -And I still want my 25-- -25% of what? 360 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,958 Wait. I too have something to say. 361 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:19,333 We need a man of supreme mechanical know-how. 362 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,375 A man like what the Wright Brothers were to flying. 363 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:25,583 Like Rolls-Royce was to the motorcar. 364 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:28,833 Like Scotty was to the Starship Enterprise. 365 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:31,625 We need the genius of the motorcycle world. 366 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:35,666 -Who's that? -We needâ€¦ Mr. Dorking. 367 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,083 [Cliff Richard playing "Willie and the Hand Jive"] 368 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:54,750 -"Teds Nite"? Who's Ted? -Who's Ted? God! 369 00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:56,916 â™ª I know a cat called Way-Out Willie â™ª 370 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 â™ª Bah, bah-dup-dup â™ª 371 00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:01,708 â™ª He's got a cool little chick Called Rockin' Millie â™ª 372 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,708 â™ª Bah, bah-dup-dup â™ª 373 00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:06,000 â™ª He can walk and stroll With Susie Qâ€¦ â™ª 374 00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:10,791 You're in the wrong manor, me son. The YMCA's down the street. 375 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:13,750 Uh, we've come to see Mr. Dorking. 376 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:18,125 No. He don't like being disturbed when he's jiving. 377 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:21,750 We're in a spot of bother. We need his help. 378 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:27,291 Oh, different. He likes bother, a lot. 379 00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:34,625 Uhâ€¦ uhhâ€¦ uhhâ€¦ 380 00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,875 â™ª Hand jive â™ª 381 00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:39,875 â™ª Do that crazy hand jive â™ª 382 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,125 â™ª Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe â™ª 383 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,291 â™ª Bah, bah-dup-dup â™ª 384 00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:50,875 â™ª He's doing that hand jive With Sister Flo â™ª 385 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:52,916 â™ª Bah, bah-dup-dup â™ª 386 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,500 â™ª Mama said to Papa "Baby, you'd die" â™ª 387 00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:57,541 â™ª Bah, bah-dup-dup â™ª 388 00:25:57,625 --> 00:26:00,458 â™ª "If you do that hand jive One more time" â™ª 389 00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,166 â™ª Bah-om â™ª 390 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,500 â™ª Hand jive â™ª 391 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:06,000 â™ª Hand jive â™ª 392 00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:08,416 â™ª Hand jive â™ª 393 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,958 â™ª Do that crazy hand jive â™ª 394 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,458 â™ª Yeah, let's go now â™ª 395 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,583 There's Mr. Dorking. 396 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,250 What are you staring at? 397 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:36,625 -You think I look funny, sonny? -No. He said you were the best rocker-- 398 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,750 -Rocker? -You boogie like the king of the Teds. 399 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:41,083 I don't boogie, I jive, son. 400 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:44,958 Mr. Dorking, we won't take your time or anything, but we need your help. 401 00:26:45,791 --> 00:26:49,375 -Well, what's the story then? -I've entered the Judas competition. 402 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:50,875 But my bike's not up to it. 403 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:52,958 -We'd like you to modify it. -[friend] Right. 404 00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:56,333 I've been told you've a mind to stuff that Judas. 405 00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:59,250 That's definitely all right, 'cause he's all flannel. 406 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:02,208 I wouldn't mind giving him a bit of British steel myself. 407 00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:06,125 If you've got the bottle for the flying, I'll scan your wheels. 408 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,125 I'll be over tomorrow. 409 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,833 It's all right, nobody's gonna eat ya. 410 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:18,750 Yeah, rock on, Jerry Lee, here we go. 411 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:21,500 â™ª You shake my nerves And you rattle my brain â™ª 412 00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,791 â™ª Too much love drives a man insane â™ª 413 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,083 â™ª You broke my will â™ª 414 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,500 â™ª But what a thrill â™ª 415 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:32,041 â™ª Goodness gracious Great balls of fire â™ª 416 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:35,125 â™ª I laughed at love 'Cause I thought it was funny â™ª 417 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:38,333 â™ª You came along And moved me, honey â™ª 418 00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:41,333 â™ª I've changed my mind This love is fine â™ª 419 00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:44,958 â™ª Goodness gracious Great balls of fire â™ª 420 00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:46,250 â™ª Kiss me, baby â™ª 421 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,416 â™ª Whoo, it feels good â™ª 422 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,708 â™ª Hold me, baby â™ª 423 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:57,708 â™ª Well, I want to love you Like a lover should â™ª 424 00:27:57,791 --> 00:27:59,125 â™ª You're fine â™ª 425 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,708 â™ª So kind â™ª 426 00:28:00,791 --> 00:28:04,250 â™ª Got to tell this world That you're mine, mine, mine, mine â™ª 427 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:07,416 â™ª I chew my nails And then I twiddle my thumbs â™ª 428 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,416 â™ª I'm real nervous But it sure is fun â™ª 429 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,166 â™ª Come on, baby â™ª 430 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,000 â™ª You drive me crazy â™ª 431 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,916 â™ª Goodness gracious Great balls of fire â™ª 432 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:42,166 â™ª Well â™ª 433 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,583 â™ª Kiss me, baby â™ª 434 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,541 â™ª Whoo â™ª 435 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,333 â™ª It feels good â™ª 436 00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:50,666 â™ª Hold me, baby â™ª 437 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:55,250 â™ª Well, I want to love you Like a lover shouldâ€¦ â™ª 438 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:58,916 -Looks like a letter from Shimmer to me. -Ah, great! 439 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,666 [engine putters, dies] 440 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:05,166 An invitation to Shimmer's party. Terrific! 441 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:07,291 A message from another world! 442 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,791 Now, cool it, cool it, flower. 443 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:12,083 Black tie, one guest. 444 00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:16,541 I'll get my gear on. Any chance to put the clobber on and I'll be there. 445 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,375 Right, take me to the patient. 446 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,166 [gulls crying] 447 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:30,291 [sniffles] 448 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:36,041 Rubbish. Major surgery. 449 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:39,000 -Dunno, looks ace to me. -[scoffs] 450 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:46,041 [upbeat music playing] 451 00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,458 [Marvin] Well, I've just got one thing to say, Gelt. 452 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:52,416 It's satisfactory. Believe it or not, it's satisfactory. 453 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:56,583 But where's the publicity? I said I wanted photographers, right? 454 00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:57,833 [Gelt responding indistinctly] 455 00:29:57,916 --> 00:29:59,833 They're supposed to be here now! 456 00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:03,166 [Gelt] I issued all the invitations. They will be here. 457 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,791 [indistinct chatter] 458 00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:18,208 Hi. Uh, uhâ€¦ uhâ€¦ 459 00:30:18,291 --> 00:30:19,416 Have a nice night. 460 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,291 Who is it? Who is that? 461 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:24,125 -Danino. -The hairdresser? 462 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:26,333 Do you know how famous he is? 463 00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:28,333 Why didn't you tell me in my ear, you idiot? 464 00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:29,750 You make me sick-- 465 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:37,208 Who the hell is that? What is that thing with the Hell's Angel? 466 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,666 I'll take care of this. Watch me. 467 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:42,916 All right, John? 468 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 [motorbike revving] 469 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:51,083 [cheering and applause] 470 00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:53,250 [deep voice, American accent] Hi there, folks. 471 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,875 Welcome to madness. 472 00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:57,166 Oooh! 473 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,583 -Oops! -[woman screams] 474 00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:06,500 -I spilled my drink. -Stand back! Are you okay, Arnold? 475 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:10,000 Arnold? Not Arnold! How many times do I have to tell you? 476 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,625 -Excuse us. -No photographs! 477 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,333 [dance music in background] 478 00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:15,458 [indistinct chatter] 479 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:19,125 [Marvin] Gelt, who are these creatures, huh? 480 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:21,500 Never seen one of them in LA before. 481 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,916 Some British people haven't been there. 482 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:28,000 You're kidding? They've never been to LA before? 483 00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,083 [scoffs] 484 00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:31,708 Incredible. Incredible. 485 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:36,708 Hi, how are you? Have a good time, enjoy yourself. 486 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:39,041 -Nice to see you again. -Hi. 487 00:31:39,916 --> 00:31:43,375 -Enjoy yourself, have a good time. -Hello again. 488 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:45,541 Gelt, come here, listen. 489 00:31:45,625 --> 00:31:48,916 I know I know those people. Are they rich? 490 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,583 No. [laughing] 491 00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:53,625 -Royalty? -No! 492 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:56,083 -Course they're not. But they're famous? -No. 493 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:58,625 Then what the hell did you invite them for, Gelt? 494 00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:01,416 But they're your mother and father. 495 00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,791 That's it! 496 00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:07,166 Yes. This way. 497 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:09,125 Marvin. Marvin. 498 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:12,875 May I introduce Mr. Munday and Mr. Dorking, his guest. 499 00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:16,083 I sent them an invitation on your instructions. 500 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:22,541 Your instructions were not, N-O-T, not, Mott, 501 00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:25,958 to send any invitations to the contestants. 502 00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:28,041 [Dave] When do you think you'll reply to my application? 503 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:29,708 We're about to, we're about to. 504 00:32:29,791 --> 00:32:33,375 Mr. Ravensdorf has been very busy on charity work, haven't you, Marvin? 505 00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:37,041 Mind the suit! Mind the suit! What's your game then? 506 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:38,833 [crowd gasping] 507 00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:49,000 Here, mind the-- Mind the drape. Mind the DA. 508 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:50,833 Eh! Now, listen-- 509 00:32:50,916 --> 00:32:51,958 Oh! 510 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,750 [both groaning] 511 00:32:56,958 --> 00:33:00,041 Ah! Look at the lining! 512 00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:04,791 FBI, CIA poofters, they don't know who I am. 513 00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:08,458 If I find they had the drapes, I'm gonna kick themâ€¦ 514 00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:12,375 -They can't treat people like that. -They just have. 515 00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:15,958 [crowd chatting] 516 00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:17,583 -[applause] -[man] Speech! 517 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:20,166 Thanks. Thanks very much. 518 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:24,916 Ladies and gentlemen, my dear, dear, dear friends. 519 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,458 This moment is a great moment for us. 520 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:32,083 A moment of greatness for Shimmer Industry. 521 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:39,041 I want-- I need to express to you our gratitude for your presence here. 522 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,500 So I got a little something for you. 523 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:47,000 It's a movie made especially for you, and you. 524 00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:52,291 It's from LA, Los Angeles, California. 525 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:53,791 [applause] 526 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:59,041 Ladies and gentlemen, wait. Please, my dear, dear friends. 527 00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:05,041 This little movie begins and ends 528 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:10,416 with the greatest stuntman the world has ever seen, 529 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,916 will ever see. 530 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,541 Judas S. Charriot! 531 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:16,583 [Judas burps] 532 00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:19,666 Raise the curtains! Dim the lights! 533 00:34:20,666 --> 00:34:26,375 Ladies and gentlemen, I, Marvin, give to you 534 00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:29,500 the Judas S. Charriot Show! 535 00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:31,958 [applause] 536 00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:38,583 I want to tell you about the greatest goddamn stuntman in the world. 537 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:41,041 And I ain't kidding. 538 00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:42,791 If you thought-- 539 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:45,375 [guests screaming] 540 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,541 [engine revving] 541 00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:50,541 [screaming] 542 00:34:51,458 --> 00:34:53,625 ["1812 Overture" playing] 543 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:25,416 Whoaaaa! 544 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:30,250 [woman screaming] 545 00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:30,000 Hey, Judas. I accept your challenge to jump the Devil's Leap. 546 00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:31,291 [burps] 547 00:36:33,875 --> 00:36:35,875 I like your style, kid. 548 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:39,166 -What's your name? -"Kid." That'll do. 549 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:50,250 [Mr. Dorking] Right, lovely party. Thanks for the invitation! 550 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,333 [glass tinkling] 551 00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:57,333 No. I don't want it. 552 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,916 No. No. Mnh! 553 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,041 [gulps] 554 00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:03,500 No more. No more. Oooh. 555 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:05,291 No more! 556 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,708 I'm sick! Can't you see? 557 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:11,958 Doctor said if I wasn't so physically strong I wouldn't have survived the shock. 558 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:16,000 [Gelt] Good morning, good morning, good morning! 559 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:20,083 What's so good about it, Gelt? Huh? The brat? The British son of a bitch? 560 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:23,083 I'm not going to get excited. I'm not. 561 00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:29,041 Flings catering at VIPs, celebrities, people of standing, rich people. 562 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:32,583 Do you know an aristocrat was covered with chocolate mousse? 563 00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:37,833 I don't ever want to hear his name again, do you hear me? Ever! 564 00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:40,958 I'm not gonna get excited. That's it. 565 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:44,250 And as for you, Gelt, you deserve to be fired without thanks, you know? 566 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:47,000 Good morning! 567 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,833 "Charriot's weight is up." 568 00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:51,208 Good morning! 569 00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:54,000 "Judas S. Charriot Show gets underway." 570 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:56,208 -Good morning! -[laughing] 571 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:57,416 What theâ€¦ 572 00:37:58,666 --> 00:38:02,333 -"Charriot a smashing hit." -Good morning! 573 00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:04,625 "Crashing stock with Judas S. Charriot." 574 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,916 -Good morning! -"A great jump." 575 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,833 "Will the kid jump against the world's best, Judas S. Charriot?" 576 00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:12,291 All right, Gelt, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 577 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:15,208 Hold up, hold up, hold up! 578 00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:17,291 -Be quiet! -[microphone feeding back] 579 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:20,583 Be quiet! Dorking's talking. 580 00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:26,875 Right, number one. The theory, i.e. the mathematical calculations 581 00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:33,166 and the specifications of the ramp, the length of the jump, the velocity, 582 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:37,041 the weight and impact of the machine, the weight of the rider, 583 00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:41,916 the fuel, et cetera, is all down to Astro and his sky-fi freaks. 584 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,166 Correct. Exact. Affirmative. 585 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:47,041 Technically true. Cosmically correct. Universally-- 586 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,333 [Mr. Dorking] Over and out. 587 00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:50,833 Now, all other forms of transport 588 00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:52,875 are down to me and my mate in the territorials, 589 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:54,666 and the less said about that, the better. 590 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:59,541 Now, finances, such as they are, are down to Clerky, 591 00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,666 combined with all other administrations. 592 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:06,333 Yes. Before leaving, everybody will donate a quid or more, but not less. 593 00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:10,541 And I will invest in various forms of illegal gambling. 594 00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:13,541 Right. Diet. Down to Burt Ganja. 595 00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:15,958 Brown rice and yoghurt for a month, my son. 596 00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:18,583 No more fry-ups? 597 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:21,041 You don't fry yoghurt. 598 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,125 Here! 599 00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:26,375 Do me a favour! 600 00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:30,375 Oh, no, too much. 601 00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:32,708 I only made 12 cheese rolls. 602 00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:34,750 I know you did, lady, I ate them. 603 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:38,416 Oh, you're for me, you are, gutso. 604 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:41,000 You want a knuckle sandwich. Out of my way. 605 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:43,625 [hammering] 606 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,333 -Okay, is it? -Yeah. 607 00:39:55,416 --> 00:39:56,791 Affirmative. 608 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,833 Well, it looks all right, don't it? 609 00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:05,125 -Bit shaky. -Must have a bit of elasticity. 610 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:08,666 Elasticity? Put the 40-foot marker down. 611 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:12,666 -That's a professional job, that is. -Is it? 612 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:16,083 -In the tradeâ€¦ -[engine revving] 613 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:19,416 In the trade, I would have won medals for that. 614 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,916 Wellâ€¦ 615 00:40:21,666 --> 00:40:27,666 -I designed it myself and I built it. -19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27â€¦ 616 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:31,958 -I'm very pleased with that. -This'll do. 617 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:38,416 -All right! -All right. Come on! 618 00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:58,041 -Do you think it's a design fault? -It's the wood. 619 00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,333 -Yeah. -The wood. 620 00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:01,000 [engine revving] 621 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,083 Too elastic? 622 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:24,208 [robotic voice] Your weight is 215 pounds. 623 00:41:24,291 --> 00:41:26,958 Two hundred and 15 pounds, dry weight. 624 00:41:27,041 --> 00:41:30,083 -Dry what? -Weight, prat. 625 00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:36,125 â™ª Cha-cha-cha-cha-chaâ€¦ â™ª 626 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:42,708 A-rup! 627 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:43,708 Ra-da-dup! 628 00:41:43,791 --> 00:41:45,208 A-rup! 629 00:41:45,291 --> 00:41:46,625 A-rup! 630 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,625 [scatting show tune] 631 00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:54,583 [groans] 632 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,583 Your weight is 160 pounds. 633 00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:04,291 -That's four pounds you want coming off. -No trouble. 634 00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:06,625 It's God's own food, man. 635 00:42:07,541 --> 00:42:09,458 Keeps you reallyâ€¦ 636 00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:13,166 healthy. 637 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,708 [gull crying] 638 00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:34,166 Your weight is 163 pounds. 639 00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:36,250 I could bash you! 640 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:38,458 [Re-Flex playing "Whizz Kid"] 641 00:42:48,416 --> 00:42:51,791 â™ª Who's the kind of guy Who lives by taking chances? â™ª 642 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:56,375 â™ª Who's the mastermind At finding all the answers? â™ª 643 00:42:57,750 --> 00:43:00,125 â™ª No one's fool â™ª 644 00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:02,333 â™ª Always cool â™ª 645 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:06,000 â™ª Nobody lov es a know-all Always flash â™ª 646 00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:11,166 â™ª Always better Than everyone in their class â™ª 647 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:14,166 â™ª Who in fact â™ª 648 00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:16,375 â™ª Has got the knackâ€¦ â™ª 649 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,458 [ramp creaking] 650 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:24,500 â™ª Whizz kid â™ª 651 00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:27,416 â™ª Gotta be a whizz kid â™ª 652 00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:30,250 â™ª Hey-hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey-hey â™ª 653 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,750 â™ª Let's go, let's go â™ª 654 00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:34,166 â™ª Whizz kid â™ª 655 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:36,833 â™ª Gotta be a whizz kid â™ª 656 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:38,958 â™ª Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah â™ª 657 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:40,125 â™ª Yeah-yeah â™ª 658 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,750 â™ª Hey-hey! â™ª 659 00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:47,625 [friends shouting encouragement] 660 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:51,166 Yay! 661 00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:52,625 â™ª Let's go! â™ª 662 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,583 He's ready! 663 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,208 [humming] 664 00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:01,875 [revving] 665 00:44:56,625 --> 00:44:59,791 Must get the geraniums potted. 666 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,208 What about that, then? What more do you want me to do? 667 00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:10,250 Nip over to Tesco's for me, will you, darling? 668 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,791 Get me groceries, I'm all out of All-Bran. 669 00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:16,625 What about the jump, Gran? Was it good? 670 00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:21,041 My wash line still up? Ooh! Far out! 671 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:23,166 I can take that Judas anytime. 672 00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:26,500 Now then, keep your cool. 673 00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:30,125 Okay, Gran, I'll keep my cool if you'll make a little deal. 674 00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:31,541 What sort of a deal? 675 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:34,541 The deal is that you come with me to the stadium tomorrow. 676 00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:37,833 -Yes, okay. -Thanks, Gran, you're a winner. 677 00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:41,875 No, duckie, you're the winner. I'm the runner-up. 678 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:43,583 [revving engine] 679 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:50,500 [host] Shimmer Inc. proudly presents the Judas S. Charriot Stunt Spectacular! 680 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,666 We have, amongst many great stunts, 681 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:57,125 Live Burning Man to dive 80 feet into a tank of flaming petrol. 682 00:45:57,208 --> 00:46:00,583 One team of great motorcyclists all planned as well. 683 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:03,916 The Dynamite Man will wrap himself in high explosives 684 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,833 and detonate himself before your very eyes. 685 00:46:06,916 --> 00:46:11,458 Leading stunt riders will attempt to jump across a bath of acid. 686 00:46:11,541 --> 00:46:15,916 The first to go, from the sunny south, the Brighton Bomber! 687 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Eighty miles an hour over a 70-foot jump. 688 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:21,291 [Dire Straits playing "Solid Rock"] 689 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:37,125 â™ª Well, take a look at that I made a castle in the sand â™ª 690 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:41,125 â™ª Saying this is where it's at, y'all Couldn't understand now â™ª 691 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:44,125 â™ª If I realized That the chances were slim â™ª 692 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:48,666 â™ª How come I'm so surprised When the tide rolled in? â™ª 693 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:52,166 â™ª I'm gonna live on solid rock â™ª 694 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:55,833 â™ª I'm gonna live on solid rock â™ª 695 00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:58,833 â™ª I wanna give I don't wanna be blocked â™ª 696 00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:02,458 â™ª I'm gonna live on solid rock â™ª 697 00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:04,416 â™ª Well, I'm sick of potential â™ª 698 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,083 â™ª I'm sick of vanity now â™ª 699 00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:07,458 â™ª I'm sticking toâ€¦ â™ª 700 00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:11,666 Hanging fire, burning rope, 18 feet up, 8 down. 701 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,166 Britain's fair-loved totty. 702 00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:18,208 She will attempt to release herself before the flames burn through. 703 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:21,208 It's touch and go for this pretty suburban housewife. 704 00:47:21,291 --> 00:47:24,000 â™ª I wanna live on solid rock â™ª 705 00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:28,583 Kid's been giving hell. Now watch him jump that acid bath! 706 00:47:30,666 --> 00:47:35,250 And Dynamite Man, I think he's all right. Steady now. 707 00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:40,333 [crowd] Four, three, two, oneâ€¦ 708 00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:45,958 [scattered applause] 709 00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:49,083 That's it! 710 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:57,708 Diving 70 feet into flames is not enough, so he's set light to himself! 711 00:47:57,791 --> 00:48:01,208 Watch him go! The Chap from Chichester! 712 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:03,916 [band playing] 713 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,958 [cheering and applause] 714 00:48:07,791 --> 00:48:11,416 Will that rope hold? She needs a few seconds more. 715 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:17,791 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, fiveâ€¦ 716 00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:22,291 The flaming man is going! And there he goes! 717 00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:27,791 [applause] 718 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:37,166 Will she make it? Will it burn through? Will she die? 719 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:41,458 And now, the one contestant before the main eventâ€¦ 720 00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:46,458 [applause] 721 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:53,791 [gasping] 722 00:48:53,875 --> 00:48:57,333 Three contestants only for the main event. 723 00:48:57,416 --> 00:49:00,541 One, the Halifax Hellcat. 724 00:49:00,625 --> 00:49:04,541 Two, Dave Munday, the Canvey Kid. 725 00:49:04,625 --> 00:49:09,250 And three, the one and only Judas S. Charriot 726 00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:13,583 to jump 80 feet of liquid fire! 727 00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,333 -First to goâ€¦ - Mr. Hellcat. 728 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:16,791 â€¦with nerves of steelâ€¦ 729 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:19,541 -Mr. Hellcat! -â€¦the Halifax Hellcat! 730 00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:21,958 Mr. Hellcat! 731 00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:26,958 [chuckles] Good luck to ya. 732 00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:29,416 -Thank you very much. -Been training hard? 733 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:32,708 I'm down to 15 a day. I've chucked the habit, you might say. 734 00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:37,625 -Are you confident? -I've never been more relaxed. 735 00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:42,833 Who's worried? 736 00:49:47,541 --> 00:49:52,333 Here he is now, the hard man from the north of England, 737 00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:56,333 the Halifax Hellcat! 738 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:05,833 He made it! He made it, folks! 739 00:50:05,916 --> 00:50:07,666 How about a round ofâ€¦ 740 00:50:10,416 --> 00:50:12,333 [cheering and applause] 741 00:50:19,958 --> 00:50:21,708 Bye-bye, darling. 742 00:50:22,416 --> 00:50:24,291 Keep warm, stay cool. 743 00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:26,875 I'm not going away for a week, I'll be back in a moment. 744 00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:28,458 Yeah, I know. 745 00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:35,333 Dave Munday, the Kid from Canvey, to face his biggest test ever. 746 00:50:35,416 --> 00:50:37,375 Can he make 80 feet? 747 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:44,083 Will he meet Judas S. Charriot and the Hellcat at Devil's Leap? 748 00:50:58,041 --> 00:51:00,583 He made it on his first jump! 749 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:04,416 Let's hear it for a great kid, Dave Munday! 750 00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:07,291 [cheering] 751 00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,083 [American accent] Well, hi. 752 00:51:23,875 --> 00:51:27,625 -You deserve a little celebration. -Thanks. 753 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:31,500 You jumped fabulously. 754 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:39,750 -I've never had this stuff before. -Have some more. 755 00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:42,708 Whoa! 756 00:51:45,791 --> 00:51:47,166 It's not bad. 757 00:51:51,875 --> 00:51:55,125 -Ups? Downers? -I don't need any of that stuff. 758 00:51:57,541 --> 00:51:59,291 Anything else? Huh? 759 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:00,500 Huh? 760 00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,250 [screaming] 761 00:52:18,708 --> 00:52:23,541 [Gran] Keep out of it! Keep out of it! Keep out of it! 762 00:52:25,166 --> 00:52:28,458 Ain't you got homes to go to? 763 00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:31,291 You'll get your autographs, all right. 764 00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:34,166 I'll write my autograph on your beaty heads. 765 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:40,833 -[cork pops] -Oh! 766 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:42,916 [Gran] Oh! [laughing] 767 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,041 [Mr. Dorking laughing] 768 00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:46,000 That's Â£2 on the floor, there. 769 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:52,458 Dave? Dave? Little bit of verte verne, hey? 770 00:52:54,416 --> 00:52:58,375 -Go on, Gran. -Just a diddy one. That's enough. 771 00:52:58,458 --> 00:53:00,458 [laughing] 772 00:53:00,541 --> 00:53:02,125 Come on. 773 00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:04,708 Come on, Clerk. I did pay for it. 774 00:53:04,791 --> 00:53:06,166 Down the little red lane. 775 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:08,708 There we are. We're on the way up now, eh? 776 00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:10,750 -Through a gravitational pull. -That's the one. 777 00:53:10,833 --> 00:53:13,500 You want to watch out for them groupies, fella. 778 00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:14,875 Yeah. 779 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:17,000 It can only get worse now this one's over. 780 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,958 You're part of a team now. We're behind you, boy. 781 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,416 -Right. -What are you playing at? 782 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,583 Just one of the boys. 783 00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:24,666 -You know what? -What? 784 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:27,833 I'm tired. I want to sleep. Right now. 785 00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:31,791 -That's all right, we'll go. -No problem. Come on, push off. 786 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,625 -Come on, lads. -Good luck, Dave. 787 00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:34,916 That's right. 788 00:53:37,166 --> 00:53:43,625 Listen, you don't have to prove yourself to me or anybody else. 789 00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:46,208 I don't want you to do it, darling. 790 00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:48,875 [The Pretenders] â™ª So special â™ª 791 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:53,750 â™ª I gotta have Some of your attention â™ª 792 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,000 â™ª Give it to me â™ª 793 00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:14,083 Judas S. Charriot, champion of the world! 794 00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:16,458 ["Fanfare of the Common Man" playing] 795 00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:37,791 [rock music playing] 796 00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:43,708 Gelt, give me my pills. Punk's giving me a migraine. 797 00:54:43,791 --> 00:54:46,833 -He can't be that good. -He's too goddamn good. 798 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:50,458 He takes his own time, he could become the second greatest in the world. 799 00:54:50,541 --> 00:54:53,750 Don't say that. What do you wanna do, bury me? Huh? 800 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:56,833 -What about Halifax? He cleared it too. -He's out of it already. 801 00:54:56,916 --> 00:54:59,583 He's chicken. No real control. 802 00:54:59,666 --> 00:55:03,041 Nah, the kid is the only problem. 803 00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:06,916 He gets no training, no equipment, no expert advice. 804 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000 No expert advice. 805 00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:10,125 -No buses to jump. -No buses to jump. 806 00:55:10,208 --> 00:55:12,750 -No jump training. -No jump training. 807 00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:15,708 And especially no help from us. Got it? 808 00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:17,166 -Got it? -Shut up, Gelt! 809 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:18,250 I'm sorry! 810 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:23,625 He's got a fan club, already. My fans, my ex-fans. 811 00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:26,000 [women] Dave! Dave! 812 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,083 [Cliff Richard playing "Dreamin'"] 813 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:48,250 â™ª Four o'clock I've been walkin' all night â™ª 814 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:51,916 â™ª It's the time I always think of youâ€¦ â™ª 815 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:57,583 [soft snoring] 816 00:55:59,041 --> 00:56:02,750 â™ª Then you know Just what I'm goin' through â™ª 817 00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:09,125 â™ª Here am I, I'm takin' a chance â™ª 818 00:56:09,208 --> 00:56:14,125 â™ª In runnin' around With stars in my eyes â™ª 819 00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:20,166 â™ª Here am I, I'm lookin' for youâ€¦ â™ª 820 00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:23,291 [contemplative music playing] 821 00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:40,916 [tires squeal] 822 00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:02,708 What a scene! What's going on? 823 00:58:02,791 --> 00:58:05,166 Who are you? 824 00:58:07,833 --> 00:58:08,708 God! 825 00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:10,708 [phone rings] 826 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:12,833 -Hello? -[woman] Marvin? 827 00:58:12,916 --> 00:58:15,041 -Speak. -Marvin. Marvin, wake up. 828 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:17,500 -It's Zoro, it's me. -Who? 829 00:58:17,583 --> 00:58:19,625 The kid's had an accident. He's had an accident. 830 00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:21,750 He's had an accident? 831 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:24,916 -Yeah, a bad one. He came off on landing. -A bad one? 832 00:58:25,833 --> 00:58:28,875 It looked terrible. He really hit the ground and the bike's on top of him. 833 00:58:28,958 --> 00:58:32,208 -He's blown it, it's bad. -Oh, dear. 834 00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:35,041 -Dear, dear, dear. -I don't know what to do. 835 00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:38,000 -Hit the ground hard? -Very hard indeed. 836 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:41,625 -He did? -What are we gonna do? 837 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:43,875 -He didn't get up, I suppose? -He couldn't move! 838 00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:48,125 -What do I do, Marvin? -He didn't? Oh, my God. 839 00:58:48,208 --> 00:58:49,500 [clicks tongue] 840 00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:51,833 Wonder what flowers we should get him. 841 00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:54,250 Perhaps a wreath. [chuckles] 842 00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:57,291 Marvin! If you'd seen it, it's not funny! It's not! 843 00:58:57,375 --> 00:59:00,166 -All right, all right, calm yourself. -How can I? 844 00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:02,583 -Not dead, is he? -I don't know. 845 00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:05,750 He's gonna be out of action for a long time, a long time, Marvin. 846 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:09,958 -This changes a lot of things. -What are you gonna do? 847 00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:11,750 Thank you, Zoro. 848 00:59:11,833 --> 00:59:14,500 -Thanks. -Marvin. Marvin, hang on. Marv-- 849 00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:19,458 [sighs] Oh, Marvin. 850 00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:23,750 [footsteps approaching] 851 00:59:29,416 --> 00:59:33,125 -Marvin, the press handout. -Here you go, kid. 852 00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:36,666 "Shimmer Industry and I offer deepest sympathy for your tragic accident." 853 00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:38,500 "We hope that by giving you this gift, 854 00:59:38,583 --> 00:59:40,666 you can replace your sadly destroyed machine 855 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:42,958 and vigorously strive to take up the challenge 856 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:45,500 of the Judas S. Charriot show to be held in one week's time 857 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:47,291 at the Devil's Leap, 2:30 sharp, 858 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:51,791 tickets available from your local theatrical agent or call 01 785 2901." 859 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:56,458 I, Marvin Ravensdorf, 860 00:59:56,541 --> 01:00:00,375 proudly bestow upon you the full cost of a brand-new motorcycle. 861 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:04,208 -[photographer] Smile, please! -I was moving, can't you see that? 862 01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:06,166 -Now take it again. -[patient gasps] 863 01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:08,625 -Oh! Ta very much! -[Marvin] Would you please-- 864 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:10,791 -What can I say? -[Marvin] What is this? 865 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:12,750 -You're a knockout. -[Gran] Hello, dear. 866 01:00:12,833 --> 01:00:15,666 Wait a minute, I thought you were you. Silly me. 867 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:17,625 -Five hundred quid? -Give it back. 868 01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:19,541 [Gran] Lay off the crispy lettuce. 869 01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:21,666 Give me that money. Give me that money. 870 01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:23,833 Refrain from taking pictures for one second. 871 01:00:23,916 --> 01:00:26,875 Look, give me that money back. It's mine. Give it to me! 872 01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:30,250 You tricked me. I thought you were you. You know you tricked me. It's mine! 873 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:31,916 -Uh-uh. -Give me that money! 874 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,125 Would youâ€¦ 875 01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:36,416 Would you please restrain from taking photographs for one second? 876 01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:37,375 Thank you. 877 01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:39,000 Give me that money! 878 01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:42,041 Give me it! Give me that money, it's mine! 879 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:43,208 Stop taking photographs! 880 01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:44,916 -Marvin. -Stop taking photographs! 881 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,791 Give me that money, it's mine! 882 01:00:46,875 --> 01:00:49,250 -Give me that camera! -Come on, people! 883 01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:52,041 -I can't stand it! -Cool it. Cool it! 884 01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,208 I can't stand it! 885 01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:55,000 That was some recovery. 886 01:00:55,083 --> 01:01:00,625 Oh, somebody phone his shrink up, for Pete's sake. 887 01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:04,750 Who's the sufferer? Who suffers? I suffer. 888 01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:07,291 Every time, I'm the one that suffers! 889 01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:10,666 -Whose idea was this, Gelt? -It was yours, Marvin. 890 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:13,291 Mine? Mineâ€¦? 891 01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:15,708 You think I'm gonna take the blame for this? 892 01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:18,458 You're nuts. It was your idea, Gelt, the whole thing. 893 01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:22,500 No, and neither Miss Mott nor myself could be held responsible for this fiasco. 894 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:25,541 -How do you get out of this asylum? -You're a baby, Marvin. 895 01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:28,541 -You screwed it, you schmuck. -Me? Me? 896 01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:32,375 It was Zoro's idea. She's the one that told me that he was in the crash. 897 01:01:32,458 --> 01:01:35,041 How do you get out of here? Heads will roll, I'm telling you! 898 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:36,666 Yeah, yours! 899 01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:39,958 Mine? I'm not taking the blame for this one, I'm telling you. 900 01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:41,583 Just think of the publicity. 901 01:01:41,666 --> 01:01:45,333 Oh! Clumsy! You should watch where you're going, a man of your age. 902 01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:48,333 Zoro said she saw him crash. She didn't see a crash. 903 01:01:48,416 --> 01:01:51,333 You know what she saw? She saw that Astro crash. 904 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:54,458 Listen to me! Get your tush in the car, and you too. 905 01:01:54,541 --> 01:01:56,416 I've just given that totally healthy schmuck 906 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:59,041 enough money to beat you into the ground, you drunken slob. 907 01:01:59,125 --> 01:02:00,125 -Who, me? -Now move it! 908 01:02:00,208 --> 01:02:03,250 Get in the car. I've had enough of this. 909 01:02:03,333 --> 01:02:06,833 And as for you, you can find your own way back, you groupie. 910 01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:09,333 That's all you are, a groupie. You think it's funny? 911 01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:10,500 You think it's real funny. 912 01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:12,791 You can just walk back as far as I'm concerned. 913 01:02:12,875 --> 01:02:14,166 Come on, move! 914 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:23,208 -Well, the Hellcat's not showing. -What a wally, eh? 915 01:02:23,291 --> 01:02:24,458 [imitating chicken] 916 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:27,291 Listen, creep, you jump what he jumped. 917 01:02:38,875 --> 01:02:41,333 She's after your body. 918 01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:50,250 Hey, this is for me and Judas. I don't want anyone else's nerves. 919 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:54,416 I got enough of my own. 920 01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:56,083 [coughing] 921 01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:01,708 Morning. 922 01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:06,083 Hi, kid. It's magic time. 923 01:03:06,833 --> 01:03:10,416 Let's take a glance at our little bit of fun up here. 924 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:14,166 I hope it's not far, I'm a bit out of training right now. 925 01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:20,125 [jet flying over] 926 01:03:24,416 --> 01:03:26,416 [dramatic music rising] 927 01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:47,791 [Judas sighs] Another first for British Rail. 928 01:03:56,583 --> 01:04:00,125 [chuckles] Screw that. 929 01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:07,041 No way is any promotional nut agent Shimmer Incorporated money-making machine 930 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:09,666 gonna make me fly that little beauty. 931 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:14,166 Oh, no, when I die, it's gonna be a different kind of suicide. 932 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:18,125 I'm gonna stick a Champagne bottle in my mouth, release the cork 933 01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,750 and blow my eyeballs out. 934 01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:22,708 What happens to the jump? The competition? 935 01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:24,083 -You win, kid. -Eh? 936 01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:27,625 Far as I'm concerned, you've earned that machine. 937 01:04:27,708 --> 01:04:31,375 Listen, man, nobody's crazy enough to jump that ugly thing. 938 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:35,791 Not even, and you should forgive the expression, the British. 939 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:40,041 It's a joke, man. I ain't committing suicide. 940 01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:45,916 Anyway, I got two, no, threeâ€¦ three wives, 941 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,625 and sixâ€¦ no, no, with Guss and the twins, 942 01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:53,500 that's nine kids to support, and various hangers on. 943 01:04:53,583 --> 01:04:56,583 And a whole lot of Champagne to consume. 944 01:04:56,666 --> 01:05:01,125 Shit, man, if I stopped drinking, France gonna go broke. 945 01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:04,125 Take a tip from the greatest in the world, kid. 946 01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:06,500 Don't do it. 947 01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:08,833 Nice socks. 948 01:05:08,916 --> 01:05:10,708 [Gran speaking indistinctly] 949 01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:23,500 He wins. The kid takes it. I am abdicating. 950 01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:25,041 -[Marvin] What? -The king is dead. 951 01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,833 -[Marvin] Abdicating? -Long live the king! 952 01:05:27,916 --> 01:05:29,416 [cheering and applause] 953 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,875 Don't do that, I've got a bad heart. 954 01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:33,750 Forget it, baby, it's over. 955 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:36,583 We've done it again! We did it, Mr. Dorking. 956 01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:43,041 You're not gonna get away with this one, baby. 957 01:05:43,125 --> 01:05:44,291 You think you can do this? 958 01:05:44,375 --> 01:05:47,708 He abdicates, thousands down the drain, Shimmer is seen as imperfectâ€¦ 959 01:05:48,708 --> 01:05:51,708 My God, my eyes have gone numb. 960 01:05:53,541 --> 01:05:56,416 Are you taking me back to my pad? 961 01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:59,708 I like a full fleshed man, myself. 962 01:05:59,791 --> 01:06:02,333 [couples laughing] 963 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:08,208 Mott! I said stop the fun. 964 01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:12,541 Now, my friends, I know, call me party pooper, 965 01:06:12,625 --> 01:06:15,791 but it's all here in this tiny thing called a contract. 966 01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:18,708 I know the print is small, very small, but it's explicit. 967 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:23,000 Now, look, you, you can't welch on a deal with Shimmer Industry. 968 01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:26,791 We can back out, but you can't. I'll bury you in litigation. 969 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:30,750 Crap. Do as you goddamn please. 970 01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:33,541 There's no way I'm taking a run at that little mother. 971 01:06:33,625 --> 01:06:37,500 -You listen to me-- -Like I told you, the kid wins. 972 01:06:37,583 --> 01:06:39,708 Come on, baby. 973 01:06:40,291 --> 01:06:41,375 Come back here! 974 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,875 [snickers] 975 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:46,416 You think it's funny, do you? Huh? 976 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:51,708 Well, let me tell you something, toots. No jump, no bike, no money. 977 01:06:51,791 --> 01:06:54,041 No nothing, that's what you get. 978 01:06:54,125 --> 01:06:57,458 Look at the small print in your contract, you'll see what I can do to you. 979 01:06:57,541 --> 01:07:00,416 Listen! He gave up, I win. 980 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:05,208 Kidâ€¦ don't you know that Shimmer always wins? 981 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:08,500 Where have you been? Now, I'm gonna do you a favour. 982 01:07:08,583 --> 01:07:12,416 He doesn't want to do the jump, I'm gonna let you do it. 983 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:17,333 And if you don't want to, I'm gonna sue you and then make you do it. 984 01:07:17,416 --> 01:07:23,916 Right? Now, all I want to say is I want this show to go on! 985 01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:29,125 You know, you people give me nothing but bad vibes. 986 01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:34,291 [contemplative music playing] 987 01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:58,500 [motorbike approaching] 988 01:08:34,583 --> 01:08:37,583 I want out. I don't wanna do the jump. 989 01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:44,750 What you need is a little bit of distraction. 990 01:08:57,833 --> 01:09:00,291 You're still shaking. 991 01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:13,458 You'll be all right. Just hold on to me. 992 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:16,625 Just take it easy and relax. 993 01:09:25,333 --> 01:09:27,208 I'm still shaking. 994 01:09:27,291 --> 01:09:31,291 [giggles] It's not the same kind of shake. 995 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:19,500 [Cliff Richard] â™ª I'm dreamin' â™ª 996 01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:23,333 â™ª Dreamin' of me and youâ€¦ â™ª 997 01:10:23,416 --> 01:10:26,083 They do a great fry-up here, you'll like it. 998 01:10:27,041 --> 01:10:29,125 -Hot today. -Hello. 999 01:10:31,208 --> 01:10:33,166 Oh, what a dump. 1000 01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:37,333 -This is the best place in town. -Surprised to find a table free. 1001 01:10:37,416 --> 01:10:39,875 [Dave] The usual, Doris, but for two. 1002 01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:43,833 â™ª Yeah, dream you right into my life â™ª 1003 01:10:43,916 --> 01:10:44,916 â™ª Dreamin' â™ª 1004 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:48,125 â™ª Dreamin' will see me through â™ª 1005 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:50,958 â™ª Woman You'd better believe that I'm â™ª 1006 01:10:51,041 --> 01:10:54,375 â™ª Dreamin' you into my lifeâ€¦ â™ª 1007 01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:06,333 [Joe Jackson playing "I'm the Man"] 1008 01:11:06,416 --> 01:11:08,958 â™ª I'm the man That gave you the hula-hoop â™ª 1009 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:10,166 â™ª I'm the man â™ª 1010 01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:12,583 â™ª I'm the man I'm the man, I'm the manâ€¦ â™ª 1011 01:11:12,666 --> 01:11:15,416 -[mob shouting] -Hold on, guy! Stop! 1012 01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:22,916 â™ª Kung fu â™ª 1013 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,375 â™ª That was one of my good ones â™ª 1014 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:27,166 Hey, Dave! 1015 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:31,375 â™ª Well, what's a few broken bones When we all know it's good clean fun? â™ª 1016 01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:34,583 All right, my son? You gonna do it? 1017 01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,875 â™ª I've almost made them respectable â™ª 1018 01:11:37,916 --> 01:11:40,041 â™ª You see I can't always Get through to you â™ª 1019 01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:42,083 â™ª So I go for your son â™ª 1020 01:11:42,916 --> 01:11:45,000 -All right? -â™ª I had a giant rubber shark â™ª 1021 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,375 â™ª And it really made a mark â™ª 1022 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:49,208 â™ª Didja looka looka look At all the blood? â™ª 1023 01:11:49,291 --> 01:11:52,208 â™ª So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny, yeah â™ª 1024 01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:53,458 â™ª Can't you hear me laughing? â™ª 1025 01:11:53,541 --> 01:11:55,291 â™ª Can't you see me smile? I'm the man â™ª 1026 01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:57,375 â™ª I'm the man I'm the man, I'm the man â™ª 1027 01:11:57,458 --> 01:12:00,041 â™ª I'm the man that gave you The hula-hoop â™ª 1028 01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:01,750 â™ª I'm the manâ€¦ â™ª 1029 01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:06,708 -How much does this lot cost? -How do I know? 1030 01:12:06,791 --> 01:12:08,666 [Dave] A fortune, I should think. 1031 01:12:09,416 --> 01:12:11,375 You want to give me a hand? 1032 01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:18,041 [Dave] You can't carry all this gear on a bike. 1033 01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:23,916 Will you get my jewellery out of the little black cupboard? 1034 01:12:24,833 --> 01:12:27,041 [in singsong] Hello, Shimmer. 1035 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:32,125 What? 1036 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:36,916 The kid's here. He's here with Zoro. 1037 01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:41,333 You could open a shop up with all this. 1038 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:47,500 You don't need all this junk. Leave it, it's garbage. 1039 01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:50,833 It's my stuff. 1040 01:12:53,416 --> 01:12:56,208 Listen, you've got to make a choice. 1041 01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:59,083 I want my things. 1042 01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:03,291 Champagne and caviar, or Coke and chips? 1043 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:06,541 -[door thuds] -[Sky playing Bach toccata] 1044 01:13:16,208 --> 01:13:17,833 [Judas] She stays. 1045 01:13:19,208 --> 01:13:20,333 He goes. 1046 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:24,583 Come on, let's go. 1047 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:32,000 You've got to forgive her, kid. 1048 01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:34,833 See, she's really two people. 1049 01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:39,291 One, she's greedy, money-loving and avaricious. 1050 01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:45,125 And two, she's greedy, money-loving and avaricious. 1051 01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:50,333 -Sounds like Shimmer Industries to me. -What? What? How dare you say that! 1052 01:13:50,416 --> 01:13:54,083 Shimmer operates at a highly moral business plateau, I'll have you know. 1053 01:13:54,166 --> 01:13:58,000 In that case, we jump alone. None of that showbiz crap. 1054 01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:01,125 It's him and me, to prove it. Man to man. 1055 01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:03,500 -Man to boy. -Wait a minute. 1056 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:06,583 I don't know about this. We could film it. 1057 01:14:06,666 --> 01:14:09,791 -Or video. -Of course. World rights. 1058 01:14:09,875 --> 01:14:13,791 All right, I give in again. Have it your own way. 1059 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:17,208 It's a deal. Now lose this mother. 1060 01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:19,750 [men shouting] 1061 01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:22,916 -No violence! No violence! -Gotcha! 1062 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,000 [Zoro] Arnold! 1063 01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:25,833 Arnold? 1064 01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:30,750 Stop him. He'll blow Arnold to the press. Go on! 1065 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,833 Don't just stand there, Gelt! I'm gonna kill you. 1066 01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,916 He spilled my drink. 1067 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:13,958 We've got him. 1068 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:32,541 [Judas] Come here, boy. 1069 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:47,791 Now we've got him! 1070 01:15:55,875 --> 01:15:58,125 [Judas] Steady! 1071 01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:13,500 [music fades] 1072 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,166 Ready! 1073 01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:24,041 Well, at least we dressed casually. 1074 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:29,166 -[dogs barking, growling] -[Marvin gasps] 1075 01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:34,625 What? 1076 01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:37,541 Hello there, how are you? It's nice to see you. Hi! 1077 01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:38,916 Mr. Ravensdorf. 1078 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,208 I'm sorry I couldn't get to Devil's Leap but I sprained my ankle, 1079 01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:45,708 my auntie died, and I couldn't call you because the phone broke. 1080 01:16:45,791 --> 01:16:47,500 -My pigeon escaped. -[woman coughs] 1081 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:49,208 Oh, and Beryl had flu. 1082 01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:52,083 I were dead keen. Nothing would have kept me away. 1083 01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:56,166 [Marvin] Don't worry about it. My only concern is for you, really. 1084 01:16:56,250 --> 01:16:58,250 We was passing and I thought I would stop in 1085 01:16:58,333 --> 01:17:00,375 because I've been working on the contracts. 1086 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:03,083 And I would hate to litigate. 1087 01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:05,750 -Litigate? -Yeah, litigate. 1088 01:17:05,833 --> 01:17:09,583 So, if this charming lady would be so kind as to let us into your charming house, 1089 01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:12,625 we have a little business discussion to talk about. 1090 01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:14,541 Won't take more than a minute of your time. 1091 01:17:15,916 --> 01:17:18,500 Keep them on, there's germs everywhere. 1092 01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:19,958 [dogs barking] 1093 01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,125 [sighs awkwardly] 1094 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:22,708 Excuse me. 1095 01:17:24,041 --> 01:17:25,500 [baby] Mummy! 1096 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,208 -Done? -Yeah. 1097 01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:37,583 What do you think of our little joke, Dave? Eh? 1098 01:17:44,208 --> 01:17:47,416 [contemplative music playing] 1099 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:48,833 [bird shrieks] 1100 01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:03,958 [crows cawing] 1101 01:18:21,750 --> 01:18:25,125 Hello, Mr. Ravingdorf! 1102 01:18:25,208 --> 01:18:27,541 How nice to see you again. 1103 01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:31,208 -Same to you, Granny. -How's Arnold keeping? 1104 01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:37,000 I dig his coat. He's an implacable dresser. 1105 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:41,958 -I wonder why the blinds are drawn. -Dunno. 1106 01:18:44,583 --> 01:18:46,375 Look out. 1107 01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:47,916 Morning. 1108 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:54,625 Reckon I'll take a little look at Lovers' Leap, yes. 1109 01:18:54,708 --> 01:18:58,541 Come along, my darling nightshade. There we are. 1110 01:19:02,958 --> 01:19:04,583 [contemplative music playing] 1111 01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:28,625 You can't win 'em all, kid. 1112 01:19:28,708 --> 01:19:34,208 Now, if you want to chicken out in front of the cameras, that's okay by me. 1113 01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:36,125 We'll call the whole thing off. 1114 01:19:36,208 --> 01:19:39,500 Listen, I'm about to get on my bike. Why don't you get on yours? 1115 01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:41,375 On your bike, Arnold! 1116 01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:45,500 Gracious me, I do believe the child is being unpleasant. 1117 01:19:45,583 --> 01:19:48,083 Amazing. Amazing. 1118 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,458 [disco music playing] 1119 01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:08,375 Hi, guys. How are you? Working hard? Yeahâ€¦ 1120 01:20:08,458 --> 01:20:11,333 Hey, relax. Relax! 1121 01:20:11,416 --> 01:20:15,750 Don't tell me you're nervous. All you have to do is jump the hole. 1122 01:20:15,833 --> 01:20:20,000 And if you don't, don't worry about it. You won't remember a thing anyway. 1123 01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:22,416 Come on, Granny, let's get this show on the road. 1124 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:24,958 -I'd just like to shake his hand first. -Just a minute. 1125 01:20:25,041 --> 01:20:28,041 -To forget all the aggravation. -I know, but Judas is meditating. 1126 01:20:28,125 --> 01:20:30,625 We should toss a coin to see who goes first. 1127 01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:32,041 -Right. -Oi! 1128 01:20:32,125 --> 01:20:35,208 What you got here, you bastard? Foreign muck. 1129 01:20:35,291 --> 01:20:39,166 -A coin of the realm, if you don't mind. -I don't mind. 1130 01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:41,916 Money's money, I'm not prejudiced. All right? 1131 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,625 Heads, he goes first. 1132 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:46,041 All right, Judas goes first. Now, let's move it. 1133 01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:48,250 -Gelt, get the television boys moving. -Right. 1134 01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,958 I've never seen a coin like this before. 1135 01:20:54,041 --> 01:20:56,125 No. Good, innit? 1136 01:20:57,333 --> 01:20:58,833 Two heads? 1137 01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:01,291 Oh. 1138 01:21:01,375 --> 01:21:02,916 Now, look, you. 1139 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,166 You've angered me, 1140 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,333 and when you anger me, you anger Shimmer Industry, 1141 01:21:06,416 --> 01:21:09,333 and I have the power to hold you up in courts for the next 20 years. 1142 01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:10,625 -Oh! -[glass shatters] 1143 01:21:10,708 --> 01:21:14,083 Now, look, I'm gonna litigate and I'm gonna take you to courtâ€¦ 1144 01:21:14,166 --> 01:21:16,833 What the heck's going on in there? 1145 01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:21,000 -They're having an orgy in there! -[Marvin shouting, women laughing] 1146 01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:22,166 What's that about? 1147 01:21:22,250 --> 01:21:24,750 Dunno, could be testing the suspension. Know what I mean? 1148 01:21:25,541 --> 01:21:27,625 -[Marvin] Get out there! -[Dave] It's a punch-up. 1149 01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:28,750 Now, wait! 1150 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:31,041 -Let's get out of here. -He's ready. 1151 01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:34,916 Come on, move it, Mott. You're gonna be all right, don't worry. 1152 01:21:37,166 --> 01:21:38,916 -Hey, good luck, Judas. -[chuckles] 1153 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,291 He's concentrating. He doesn't like to be interrupted at this moment. 1154 01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:43,958 -You know how it is. -No. 1155 01:21:44,541 --> 01:21:45,958 [chuckles] 1156 01:21:46,041 --> 01:21:47,791 [engine not starting] 1157 01:21:48,666 --> 01:21:50,250 Come on. Come on. 1158 01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:52,125 [chuckles] 1159 01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:55,708 [engine revving] 1160 01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:57,375 That's my man! 1161 01:21:58,916 --> 01:22:01,333 Show 'em what we're made of, Judas! 1162 01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:03,625 [Gran] Here, wait for me! 1163 01:22:03,708 --> 01:22:05,750 -Come on. -[glass shatters] 1164 01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:08,791 -What's that? -I dunno. 1165 01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:12,666 Shouldn't be anybody else in there. 1166 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,375 [rock music playing] 1167 01:22:29,791 --> 01:22:32,333 Hello! 1168 01:22:32,416 --> 01:22:34,625 Get the cameras rolling! 1169 01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:37,916 Judas is on his way right now! 1170 01:23:00,958 --> 01:23:03,166 -Oh, God, come on. -[man imitating chicken] 1171 01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:05,625 -Chicken! -He's aborted his mission. 1172 01:23:05,708 --> 01:23:06,833 -Coward. -Big tart. 1173 01:23:06,916 --> 01:23:08,083 Double crossed me. 1174 01:23:12,875 --> 01:23:15,666 Said he would litigate, you see? 1175 01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:23,291 [groans] 1176 01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:26,500 Oh, hi, kid. How about a little libation? 1177 01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:29,125 I think you better step outside first. 1178 01:23:30,916 --> 01:23:34,041 Okay, kid. I had it coming. 1179 01:23:34,791 --> 01:23:39,958 But this time, don't spill my drink. 1180 01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:49,541 Careful, my dear sir, you're dealing with my life's blood. 1181 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:05,041 -You ready, Arnold? -Ready. 1182 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:08,583 [groans] 1183 01:24:09,333 --> 01:24:10,666 Ow! 1184 01:24:12,166 --> 01:24:14,166 Have you done it yet, kid? 1185 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,166 [chuckling] 1186 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:20,291 That's what I like to see. 1187 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:23,708 Hey, come on, guys, let's all be friends, huh? 1188 01:24:23,791 --> 01:24:24,875 With you? You're joking. 1189 01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:27,666 Don't say that to me, it's like a knife in my heart. 1190 01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:32,083 Listen, I want to tell you something. None of this fiasco was my doing. 1191 01:24:32,166 --> 01:24:35,375 I didn't know a thing about it. One man planned the whole thing. 1192 01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:36,791 Who's that? 1193 01:24:36,875 --> 01:24:38,708 -Gelt did it. -Oh! 1194 01:24:38,791 --> 01:24:41,833 -You disgusting little man. -Shut up, Gelt! Shut up! 1195 01:24:41,916 --> 01:24:45,000 -I resign. -I was there when you had the idea-- 1196 01:24:45,083 --> 01:24:46,916 Mott, stop it! 1197 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,583 You see? You see the low karma I'm surrounded by? 1198 01:24:50,666 --> 01:24:52,583 Now, listen, I wanna tell you something. 1199 01:24:52,666 --> 01:24:57,083 Kid, you are the greatest stunt rider the world has ever seen, it's true. 1200 01:24:57,166 --> 01:25:00,375 And you know what? I'm gonna make 'em know it. 1201 01:25:00,458 --> 01:25:02,583 You want to be rich? I'll arrange it for you. 1202 01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:06,916 All you have to do is sign here, and do it quick 'cause I'm gonna change my mind. 1203 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,625 As your advisor, David, I strongly advise against it. 1204 01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:11,458 Take my advice, don't, Dave! 1205 01:25:11,541 --> 01:25:15,666 Kid, you're smart. You know what you're doing. [chuckles] 1206 01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:18,291 What's this? You signed your name "Bullshit"? 1207 01:25:18,375 --> 01:25:22,041 -Is that the way you sign your name? -[laughing] 1208 01:25:22,125 --> 01:25:26,000 Now you listen. Now I'm gonna do the jump for myself. 1209 01:25:26,708 --> 01:25:28,166 No one else. 1210 01:25:28,250 --> 01:25:30,750 -Good luck, David! -[encouraging banter] 1211 01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:32,833 -Marvin. -What do you want? I'm depressed. 1212 01:25:32,916 --> 01:25:36,000 -This just isn't your day, darling. -What? 1213 01:25:36,083 --> 01:25:40,000 What! Let me go! Put me down! Put me down! 1214 01:25:40,083 --> 01:25:41,458 -[motorbike revving] -Go! 1215 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:09,000 ["Fanfare for the Common Man" playing] 1216 01:28:49,833 --> 01:28:51,291 [Eddie Kidd playing "Heavy Metal"] 1217 01:29:03,125 --> 01:29:07,125 â™ª Feel like selling my soul To the devil â™ª 1218 01:29:09,666 --> 01:29:13,625 â™ª Always on the run like the rebel â™ª 1219 01:29:16,166 --> 01:29:19,375 â™ª You come along to see me fly â™ª 1220 01:29:19,458 --> 01:29:22,083 â™ª Hoping that you'll see me die â™ª 1221 01:29:22,166 --> 01:29:23,708 â™ª But no â™ª 1222 01:29:25,875 --> 01:29:28,625 â™ª Heavy metal â™ª 1223 01:29:28,708 --> 01:29:30,666 â™ª Take me dead or alive â™ª 1224 01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:35,500 â™ª Heavy metal â™ª 1225 01:29:35,583 --> 01:29:37,250 â™ª I know I'll survive â™ª 1226 01:29:39,125 --> 01:29:41,791 â™ª I'll live to ride another day â™ª 1227 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:45,333 â™ª Give me the power and I'm away â™ª 1228 01:29:45,416 --> 01:29:49,416 â™ª Heavy metal is my life â™ª 1229 01:30:05,250 --> 01:30:09,333 â™ª I dream I'll be a superhero â™ª 1230 01:30:11,541 --> 01:30:13,166 â™ª A gambler â™ª 1231 01:30:13,250 --> 01:30:16,250 â™ª Who never drew a zero â™ª 1232 01:30:18,291 --> 01:30:21,625 â™ª Feeling like a thunder cloud â™ª 1233 01:30:21,708 --> 01:30:22,750 â™ª I'll hit the sky â™ª 1234 01:30:22,833 --> 01:30:26,166 â™ª To thrill the crowd below â™ª 1235 01:30:28,041 --> 01:30:30,791 â™ª Heavy metal â™ª 1236 01:30:30,875 --> 01:30:32,791 â™ª Take me dead or alive â™ª 1237 01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:37,750 â™ª Heavy metal â™ª 1238 01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:39,458 â™ª I know I'll survive â™ª 1239 01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:44,416 â™ª You love my death-defying ride â™ª 1240 01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:47,083 â™ª You'd even cheer my suicide â™ª 1241 01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:51,541 â™ª 'Cause heavy metal is my life â™ª 1242 01:30:54,166 --> 01:30:57,916 â™ª Heavy metal is my life â™ª 94201