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Hey, Ruby. Rube!
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Yeah, I know, Mike.
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"Staplehead."
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Your hit.
That was your hit, yeah?
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This was it.
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Fucking turn it up!
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You don't have to, alright.
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Doxxxology.
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Fuck yeah!
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I had this on CD.
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Back in the day.
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My daughter tells me
I'm too old to rock,
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but I say bullshit.
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I work with Ruby Ruin!
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Respect you, lady.
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- Hey, Victor.
- Hey.
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Tour time again.
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You interested in some
roadie work for a few weeks?
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Man the merch table?
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No. Sorry.
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Ruby, you have a visitor
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in the break room.
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Hey. Uh, drummer, right?
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Thanks for answering the ad.
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I'm Ruby.
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Yes, you are.
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Wow.
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This is ama... I'm Gavin.
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Wow. Nice to meet you.
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This is fucking amazing,
dude, I'm...
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Okay.
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I've just been
a diehard Doxxx fan
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since I was, like,
two years old.
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Dude, this is fuckin' badass.
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My mom said
she'd catch me banging
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my sippy cup to "Staplehead."
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Just aaah!
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Wow. That's...
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When I saw the listing
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to be the drummer of Doxxxology
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on fucking Craigslist,
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I was just, just what,
dude, fucking...
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Alright, we leave Monday,
a three-week tour,
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mostly bars and small venues,
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but it'll give us time
to tighten up the act,
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maybe write a few new songs,
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'cause we end
the tour in Milwaukee,
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at the Lariat,
opening for Krampus.
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Holy shit, you're opening
for Krampus.
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Yo, that's, that's badass, man.
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- Yeah, it's a big deal.
- But hey...
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if you guys are looking
to freshen up
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your material at all,
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I do a little bit of, like,
writing of my own stuff...
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And you got your own gear?
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Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit
with a double bass pedal
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and a vintage amp,
so everything you need.
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Great. But wait, no,
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what the fuck
do you need an amp for?
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I blow my backing vocals
through my fuzz pedal,
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and it gives it like this,
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this crunchy,
chewy, disgusting...
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Good. Fine.
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Fine. You're in.
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- I'm in?
- You're in.
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Holy shit, dude.
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Look at me now, motherfuckers!
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This is gonna rock
so fucking hard.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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I will not let you down,
I promise you.
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Alright, RV leaves Monday.
I'll send you the deets.
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Gavin, we're all in our 40s.
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Just take a fucking bath.
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Take a bath.
Aaahhhh!
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I'm not joking.
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Okay.
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Al! Al. God. Stop.
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That's awful. God.
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How's the divorce going, bro?
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Not good.
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The lyrics are temporary.
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I just slug out
whatever's in my head,
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we can zhuzh it up later.
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There's no zhuzhing.
It's a turd.
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I don't want to zhuzh the turd.
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We have three weeks, man.
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We got to come up
with something that's going
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to pop at this Krampus show.
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What's the point?
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They're just gonna want
to hear "Staplehead."
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The point, Eskie,
is that I'm not ready
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to lay down and die
as some fucking nostalgia act.
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Are you?
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I just moved back in
with my mom,
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and I got my AARP
membership this year.
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So it's been
a banner year for me.
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And Al with his divorce.
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It's not going well.
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- And you think law school is gonna...
- Law school?
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You think I can afford
law school?
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It's an online MSL degree.
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I can't even afford to sell out.
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It's desperate times, Rube.
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Piling in this shitty van
year after year
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for the rest of our lives,
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driving around
playing Irish pubs.
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I swear to Christ,
I'm gonna start crying
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I really think about it.
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The goal is not this.
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The goal is to get back.
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To have shit acts
like Krampus opening for us.
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That feeling on stage,
the crowd,
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do you remember that?
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We're metal gods.
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What would you do
to get that back?
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Anything.
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- Anything.
- Anything.
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We need to do this.
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And all we need,
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all we need is to write
one new song
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that doesn't suck.
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I had a kind of a doomy
sort of riff in A,
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try this.
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That's not bad.
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Geez, where'd you get this kid?
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Juilliard.
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Really?
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Fucking Craigslist.
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Where do you think?
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That's wild.
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Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
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So this tape line
goes right here.
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- Okay.
- Not here.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And not here.
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- Okay.
- So I, so I don't hunch.
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- Alright.
- I got a sciatica.
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- I can't hunch.
- Okay.
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Maggie May,
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I ain't seen one
of these since Foghat.
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Battle Creek,
show us your metal!
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Fuckin' Benson, man.
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Two, three, and...
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- Alright. Okay.
- There's no bridge yet.
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Fuck a bridge. What are
we, Christopher Cross?
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Just power through it.
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What do you think?
There's something there?
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Deuteronomy, what do you think?
Something there?
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I got my audiobooks on.
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Hey, kid, what do you think?
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Why don't you guys just
try to write another song
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like "Staplehead"?
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I mean, "Staplehead."
That song is, um, good.
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So just try and, you know...
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make another song like that.
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Why don't I just fucking
traipse into the fucking forest
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and capture
a bejeweled fucking Pegasus?
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That would be rad too.
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Every second of every day,
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I try and write a song
like "Staplehead."
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I remember the first time
I heard it,
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that feeling was like
a needle made of ice
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going into my brain.
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Like seeing the face of God
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and fucking God saying,
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"That's what a fucking hit
feels like."
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I've been chasing that feeling
for the past 20 years
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and never come close.
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"Staplehead" 's a fucking curse.
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That song ruined my life.
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But the song is your big hit.
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We didn't write it.
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- What?
- Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it.
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Our drummer Belinda did,
and she gets all the royalties.
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Now that bitch is selling
leggings in the suburbs.
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But you guys continue
to play the song.
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We have to every gig.
Have to.
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And when we're not on stage,
we hear it everywhere.
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And we don't get one red cent.
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It's a fucking curse.
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Fuck that, though.
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Tonight, we open
with "Merch Girl."
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I got a feeling about this.
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Two, three and...
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We suck.
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Hey,
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aren't you the band
that does "Staplehead"?
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Play "Staplehead"!
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No.
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We're not playing "Staplehead."
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Woo!
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Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois,
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we love you!
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Punk rock metal, baby.
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Dude, are you okay?
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Yeah, man, I'm fucking good.
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You little shit.
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You ever steal my scream again,
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I'll break more
than your fucking face.
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Hey!
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Drummer boy.
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Krampus!
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Jesus. It's inane.
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This will get you popular
these days,
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this Jackass shit?
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People love it.
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Krampus Cam. They got
Ozzy with that thing once.
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Dude, that was fake.
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And what are you doing?
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Our drummer got hit in the head
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with a stapler
during "Staplehead."
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That's what we call provenance.
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Got a secret little eBay store.
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It's not community property.
Don't tell Edward.
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Kid's hanging with us tonight.
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Let's party!
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I got to be up early,
man, really.
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Acid reflux, man.
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Sober ten years.
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Cool. Cool. Alright.
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Hey, kid.
I'm sorry about tagging you.
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Don't let that shit
happen again.
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But I'm sorry.
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Listen, th-that's me
totally out of bounds.
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It's, it's your set.
It's your scream. I'm sorry.
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And I know that I'm a lot
to put up with, you know,
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but I just thank you guys
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for puttin' up with me.
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I mean, really.
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And I know you guys
are looking for a new song,
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and, um, I don't want
to overstep or anything,
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but I wrote something
and if it sucks, it sucks.
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Just let me know.
Just say it, no harm.
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But I want you to hear it.
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It's not like we got
anything else.
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Tss...
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Here we go.
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What did you think, Ruby?
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Uh...
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Yeah, there's some
good stuff there, kid.
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Keep working on it.
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Seriously? Okay.
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And I guess
I will leave you guys
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to your own party or whatever.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night, guys.
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Holy shit.
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I'm not crazy, right?
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Tell me I'm crazy.
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It's a fuckin' hit.
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It's gonna be "Staplehead"
all over again.
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Doesn't have to be.
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So I'm fired.
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You're dragging the energy
of the band down.
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We're trying to grow wings,
and you're...
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You just, you're not on board.
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How'd he take it?
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He'll live.
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Well, I broke
my sacred commitment
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to veganism for this.
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I got it, dudes, thank you.
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Hey, kid.
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Yo, what's up?
Whoa...
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When we play
"Staplehead" tonight...
264
00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:23,466
Mm-hmm.
265
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,176
...I want you
to take my scream.
266
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,760
No, no, no, no, no.
267
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,011
That is not my...
268
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,494
- That's yours.
- You have earned it.
269
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,225
It's a fuckin' honor, man.
270
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,687
I just need, I just
need a second if you...
271
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,446
(band playing "Merch Girl"
272
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,005
Alright.
273
00:16:04,048 --> 00:16:07,509
Are you ready for a banger?!
274
00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:25,565
Mm, do you have
another cigarette?
275
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,863
- Here you go.
- Aw, thanks, I appreciate that.
276
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,448
No problem.
277
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,413
I've got three days
on a deck job.
278
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,707
Manuel.
279
00:18:42,749 --> 00:18:44,875
Jorge and your guys, Victor.
280
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,376
Eso...
281
00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:48,462
- Tony.
- Vamos, amigos!
282
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,299
Nah, I'm good.
I'm good.
283
00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:54,634
Okay, that's it.
284
00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:01,893
Hey. Hey, Charlie, right?
285
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,060
Uh, yeah.
286
00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:04,579
Uh, Victor said
you're looking for work.
287
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:06,396
Oh well, thank you, Victor.
288
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:07,522
Uh, yes,
289
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:09,817
I'm, I'm desperately
looking for work.
290
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,527
You have a car?
291
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,569
Uh, yeah.
Just needs gas.
292
00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:14,404
And can you count?
293
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,324
Uh, got 10 good fingers.
294
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,051
My band's going on the road,
and we're looking
295
00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:19,410
for someone to sell merch,
296
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,913
help out, you know,
whatever needs doing.
297
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,748
The pay sucks,
but you get to visit
298
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,500
the worst bars in America.
299
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,085
Well, shit.
300
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,711
You got yourself a merch girl.
301
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,713
Holy shit.
302
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:35,134
Uh, you're Ruby Ruin, right?
303
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,845
Staplehead!
304
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,099
Alright.
305
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,775
Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
306
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:57,740
So this tape line
goes right here.
307
00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,076
Not here and, and not here.
308
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,511
- So I, so I don't hunch.
- Alright.
309
00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:03,496
I got a sciatica.
I can't hunch.
310
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,298
We suck.
311
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,008
Hey, aren't you the band
312
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,428
that does "Staplehead"?
313
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:20,262
Play "Staplehead."
314
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:23,182
No, we're not
playing "Staplehead."
315
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,526
Whoa!
316
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,487
- Kid...
- I'm just trying to get some more on my amp.
317
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,488
Dude, it's so badass!
318
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,656
Okay, okay.
Just... Jesus, kid.
319
00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:40,759
- Just wait...
- Hold still.
320
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,009
It was so intense tonight.
321
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,411
It was just so metal.
322
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:44,828
It was just metal.
323
00:20:44,871 --> 00:20:46,097
- Yes, it was very metal.
- I thought it was metal, right?
324
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:47,832
It was very metal.
It was...
325
00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,333
super-duper metal.
326
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,019
- Yeah.
- Okay, just turn to the light a little.
327
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,836
There you go.
328
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:55,506
You, you think she's mad
at me, though.
329
00:20:55,548 --> 00:20:57,174
Ruby? Uh, yeah.
330
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,016
On account of how
she punched you in the face.
331
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,761
But also, who cares?
332
00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:03,638
I mean, don't get me started
on that "Merch Girl" song.
333
00:21:03,681 --> 00:21:05,016
Slanderous.
334
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,476
I thought she was cool, man.
335
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,769
I'm starting to suspect
she's actually a real dick.
336
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,146
I know.
Ruby's... she's cool.
337
00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:13,732
She's, she's alright.
338
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,487
Mm, mm...
339
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,864
But maybe, um,
maybe tomorrow, I can,
340
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,615
I can catch a ride
with, with you?
341
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:23,910
If that's okay?
342
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,452
- Okay.
- Okay.
343
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,586
Gav.
344
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:35,046
Gav.
345
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,338
Gavin!
346
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,048
Jesus.
347
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,526
I admire the commitment
to the craft,
348
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,301
but maybe not with
the metal sticks, yeah?
349
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,221
I mean, Christ on a cracker.
350
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,306
Metal!
351
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:49,018
Oh, I get it.
Oh... geez.
352
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,519
What, what's that thingy?
353
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,355
Oh, well,
354
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:53,397
I like to keep some eyes
355
00:21:53,439 --> 00:21:55,316
underneath my kit at every show.
356
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,567
That way, I can go back...
357
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,445
...and watch my footwork.
358
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,242
Alright.
359
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,202
Check one of these out
right here.
360
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,132
You, sir, are a magpie.
361
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:21,384
Magpie?
362
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:22,218
Mm-hmm.
363
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:23,720
Self-taught, huh?
364
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,387
No, Juilliard.
365
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,182
Oh.
366
00:22:36,691 --> 00:22:38,108
Ugh. Alright, dude.
367
00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:40,318
I don't want to be
all Felix Unger or anything,
368
00:22:40,361 --> 00:22:42,864
but, uh, this is
my house, you know.
369
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,323
A little respect.
370
00:22:44,365 --> 00:22:46,325
Why do you live in your car?
371
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,076
Wolves on my fender
372
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,037
so I gotta keep moving.
373
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,582
Some wolves, huh?
374
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:54,250
You going to be
like this forever?
375
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,627
Maybe.
376
00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:59,963
I hadn't really thought
about it that way, I...
377
00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:02,299
Not fully
until just now, actually.
378
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:06,846
So thanks for that fresh dose
of existential dread.
379
00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:11,768
Oh, no, no. Toss it.
380
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,352
I do not consent to photos.
381
00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:14,872
Well, it's not like
I post them or anything.
382
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:17,565
It's just for, like,
a mind-collage of my own.
383
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:18,900
Oh.
384
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,359
That was littering.
385
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:24,029
Yes, it was.
386
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:27,240
Gosh, you are just
really dedicated
387
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:28,992
to not wearing shoes, huh?
388
00:23:29,035 --> 00:23:31,828
If you're wearing shoes,
you're just not grounded,
389
00:23:31,871 --> 00:23:32,997
you know.
390
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,164
Life is a beat, Chuck.
391
00:23:34,207 --> 00:23:35,583
You got to feel it.
392
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:39,170
Hey, look. See?
393
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:42,089
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
394
00:23:42,131 --> 00:23:44,258
- Right?
- Ba-da-da-whoosh. Alright.
395
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,299
Look, see?
396
00:23:47,095 --> 00:23:49,012
That's the bridge we went over.
397
00:23:49,055 --> 00:23:50,681
You know?
Little raindrops.
398
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,559
Holistic magpie motherfucker.
399
00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:58,522
Yeah. Sometimes I just,
I feel this shit so hard.
400
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,442
Carries me through.
401
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:04,653
Makes the bad stuff just...
402
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,656
roll right off of me.
403
00:24:20,461 --> 00:24:21,753
Hi.
404
00:24:21,796 --> 00:24:24,089
I owe you one for
taking that little shitheel
405
00:24:24,132 --> 00:24:25,633
off our hands for the day.
406
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,721
You know, that kid really
took a hit for you, right?
407
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,766
God, I hope he didn't lose
any precious brain cells.
408
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:36,102
You might give him a break.
409
00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:37,519
Is all I'm sayin'.
410
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,439
He's a vibe-killer.
411
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,441
Can't read a room.
It stresses me out.
412
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,233
He's just nervous.
413
00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:44,652
He worships you.
414
00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:49,156
I got to tell you, Ruby,
I really thought
415
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:52,576
that being on tour with the band
was going to be like,
416
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:55,454
you know, one big party,
all fun and bonding,
417
00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:56,998
like... Spinal Tap.
418
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,290
Pre-Jeanine.
419
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,167
Not this cliquey
420
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:02,670
gate-keepy high school bullshit.
421
00:25:04,297 --> 00:25:06,257
Consider my eyes opened.
422
00:25:14,057 --> 00:25:15,141
Hey!
423
00:25:16,017 --> 00:25:17,017
Drummer boy.
424
00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:21,189
Dude, I don't know
what kind of voodoo,
425
00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:22,272
whatever you did,
426
00:25:23,191 --> 00:25:25,151
but thank you.
427
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,652
What voodoo did I do?
428
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:30,405
Well, I saw you talking
to Ruby last night,
429
00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:33,534
and now she's gonna
let me do the scream.
430
00:25:33,576 --> 00:25:34,660
The "Staplehead" scream.
431
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:35,762
I've been dreaming
doing it since I was
432
00:25:35,787 --> 00:25:36,871
a little dumb-as-fuck baby.
433
00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:39,499
This is, this is
fuckin' everything, man.
434
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,666
- Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah...
435
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:44,170
Hey. So, um...
436
00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:45,797
- Oh. Uh, uh...
- You...
437
00:25:45,837 --> 00:25:48,758
I'll, I'll get
a good one for you.
438
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:50,884
I'm happy for you,
you little scamp.
439
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,305
Alright, let's do
some fuckin' metal.
440
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,536
Let 'em have it, kiddo.
441
00:26:38,557 --> 00:26:40,643
I know it's been
a tough night for you all.
442
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,979
We appreciate your patience.
443
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:46,398
The ME's ruling your drummer
died by electrocution.
444
00:26:46,441 --> 00:26:47,567
His amp wasn't grounded.
445
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:48,817
So when he touched the mic,
446
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:51,362
it was like
kissing a lightning bolt.
447
00:26:52,363 --> 00:26:53,740
Jesus.
448
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,701
It was an accident
due to faulty equipment.
449
00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:58,623
We're impounding the amp
for insurance purposes,
450
00:26:58,661 --> 00:27:01,748
but you can have the rest
of your equipment back.
451
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,541
You all were on that stage, too.
452
00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:06,044
It could have been a lot worse.
453
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,172
Wow.
454
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:12,967
Guess we just got lucky.
455
00:27:21,142 --> 00:27:22,309
Good idea.
456
00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:32,361
What do you figure I can get
for these on eBay?
457
00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:33,988
Don't you fuckin' dare.
458
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,784
I can't stop smelling
that smell.
459
00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:39,951
We did what we did.
Now we gotta move forward.
460
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:42,329
That song is gonna
change our lives.
461
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:43,748
Let's keep it together.
462
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:44,957
About that.
463
00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:47,292
We should get
a recording of the song,
464
00:27:47,335 --> 00:27:48,502
at least a rough demo,
465
00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:50,296
before we play it
at the Krampus show.
466
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:53,007
We can use his rhythm track,
but we all play the rest.
467
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:54,549
Really lock in our ownership.
468
00:27:54,592 --> 00:27:56,635
Then let's do it
right fuckin' now.
469
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,846
And where are we gonna
find a recording studio
470
00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:01,891
in Kenosha, Wisconsin,
"right fucking now"?
471
00:28:03,768 --> 00:28:04,977
Two, three...
472
00:28:22,912 --> 00:28:26,207
Judas to the Priest.
That song's pretty good.
473
00:28:26,249 --> 00:28:29,711
Oh, uh, excuse me.
Are you with this group?
474
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,753
Because I have
this booth reserved
475
00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:33,213
as of seven minutes ago.
476
00:28:33,256 --> 00:28:35,924
Oh yeah.
I think they're almost done.
477
00:28:37,259 --> 00:28:38,259
"Murder Girl."
478
00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:40,179
Nice.
479
00:28:40,221 --> 00:28:41,471
Is your band, uh,
480
00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:43,432
death metal or something?
481
00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:47,060
It's my podcast.
I solve murders.
482
00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:48,520
Oh.
483
00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:50,105
Nice work, if you can get it.
484
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,756
Damn, that is an earworm.
485
00:29:14,797 --> 00:29:16,007
Whoa.
486
00:29:17,174 --> 00:29:20,553
Oh geez. Come on.
487
00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:22,888
Hey. Which one
of you assholes
488
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,057
Shamrock-Shaked my car?
489
00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:26,349
- Krampus slays!
- What is this?
490
00:29:26,392 --> 00:29:28,102
Oh my god.
Just clean it.
491
00:29:28,144 --> 00:29:30,438
- Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. Uh, hi.
- Hello.
492
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:31,980
Do you know my friend Molly?
493
00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:33,775
- I'm sorry, who?
- Uh, Molly.
494
00:29:33,816 --> 00:29:36,693
- You know, my ex.
- Okay, n-n-nice try, narc.
495
00:29:36,736 --> 00:29:38,403
I-I'm not a narc. I...
496
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,740
You're wearing pleated
khakis, you know.
497
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:42,866
Just try harder.
I believe in you.
498
00:29:42,909 --> 00:29:44,427
- Krampus!
- Uh, excuse me...
499
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:46,037
Very good...
500
00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:50,040
Ah, damn it, Gavin.
Respect the domicile.
501
00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:51,959
Geez, honey.
502
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,127
You're in Krampus land!
503
00:29:58,173 --> 00:29:59,384
Oh, whoa.
504
00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:02,470
Hold the phone.
505
00:30:35,086 --> 00:30:36,253
Magpie.
506
00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:45,304
Oh, great.
Uh, I want to talk to you.
507
00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,906
Drop the price of the shirts
if you have to.
508
00:30:46,931 --> 00:30:48,366
I don't wanna bring
any of that shit home.
509
00:30:48,391 --> 00:30:50,809
You know,
it-it's about your new song.
510
00:30:50,852 --> 00:30:52,246
- What about it?
- Well, it's really good.
511
00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:54,029
Which is how I know
you guys didn't write it.
512
00:30:54,063 --> 00:30:55,147
I got a soundcheck.
513
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:57,817
Okay, just look me in the eyes
514
00:30:57,858 --> 00:31:00,569
and tell me that Gavin
didn't write that song?
515
00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:03,155
Gavin wrote that song.
516
00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:07,743
Oh. Well, that's true.
517
00:31:07,785 --> 00:31:10,788
But also not cool.
He deserves credit.
518
00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:12,749
And what do we deserve?
519
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:14,183
That song isn't going
to bring Gavin back,
520
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,169
but it'll change our lives.
521
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:18,546
We recorded the song.
We're playing it tonight.
522
00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:20,839
Look, Charlie, I'm just trying
to make something good
523
00:31:20,882 --> 00:31:22,340
out of something bad.
524
00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:24,051
Well, right, but,
525
00:31:24,093 --> 00:31:26,762
but if it's Gavin's song,
people should know that.
526
00:31:26,804 --> 00:31:27,805
There are a thousand ifs.
527
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,307
If I hadn't given him
the scream,
528
00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:31,117
if our roadie hadn't quit
and checked the amp,
529
00:31:31,142 --> 00:31:33,060
if I had anything left
in my garbage life
530
00:31:33,102 --> 00:31:34,729
except one last shot.
531
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,396
This shot.
532
00:31:36,439 --> 00:31:38,607
It is what it is,
and I'm taking it.
533
00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:41,652
I'm sorry about the kid,
534
00:31:41,693 --> 00:31:42,903
truly.
535
00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,198
Gotta go.
536
00:31:58,001 --> 00:32:00,587
Something doesn't
sit right, Gavin.
537
00:32:00,630 --> 00:32:02,006
Krampus!
538
00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:05,134
- Shit.
- Whoa!
539
00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:07,470
Ooh!
540
00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:09,721
- Okay...
- Krampus in the crapper!
541
00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,391
Good shit, man.
That dude's an asshole.
542
00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:12,682
Deuteronomy.
543
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,268
Yeah, merch girl!
544
00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:17,855
Deuteronomy.
545
00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,400
Nice right hook, merch girl.
546
00:32:20,441 --> 00:32:22,359
I see you're moving up
in the world, huh?
547
00:32:22,402 --> 00:32:24,569
- Is that why you quit?
- Quit?
548
00:32:24,612 --> 00:32:26,239
I got canned on some bullshit.
549
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,240
Huh.
550
00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:30,992
Well, you know, I knew that
Ruby threw a lie in there.
551
00:32:31,035 --> 00:32:32,828
I just couldn't track the, uh...
552
00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:35,414
This business is built
on relationships.
553
00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:36,958
And amphetamines.
554
00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:39,751
Can I ask you something?
It's, uh, it's about the kid.
555
00:32:39,794 --> 00:32:41,421
The thing that happened
with his amp.
556
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,631
I mean, is that something
that happens?
557
00:32:43,673 --> 00:32:45,590
Yeah, it happens.
558
00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:46,800
Yardbirds, '77.
559
00:32:46,843 --> 00:32:48,760
Lead guitarist bit it
using the same amp.
560
00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:51,180
That's why they have
a death capacitor.
561
00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:52,890
A what?
562
00:32:52,932 --> 00:32:56,477
Old amps used to have cords
with two prongs
563
00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:57,854
instead of three.
564
00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:59,396
If you reverse the plug,
565
00:32:59,439 --> 00:33:01,648
it's like sticking
a fork in a socket.
566
00:33:01,691 --> 00:33:03,942
A death capacitor keeps it safe.
567
00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:07,946
- So Gavin didn't know that?
- Of course, he did.
568
00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:10,115
He had his amp converted
to three-prong.
569
00:33:10,157 --> 00:33:13,161
It was safe. I wouldn't have
let him use it if it wasn't.
570
00:33:13,201 --> 00:33:15,496
Here, let me show you
what it looks like.
571
00:33:16,913 --> 00:33:20,710
Okay, here's one on eBay.
Identical.
572
00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:22,336
Holy shit.
Can I, can I see that?
573
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,845
Whoa, shit.
574
00:33:36,601 --> 00:33:37,852
Al.
575
00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:40,498
Two, three, four.
576
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,465
If you're looking for Al,
he's working on
577
00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:53,135
a new song called "You
Can't Un-murder Someone."
578
00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:55,054
Sounds metal.
579
00:34:55,096 --> 00:34:57,389
It sounds like
a guilty conscience
580
00:34:57,431 --> 00:35:00,059
unburdening itself
for killing a drummer
581
00:35:00,101 --> 00:35:01,436
via power ballad.
582
00:35:01,893 --> 00:35:02,853
What?
583
00:35:02,894 --> 00:35:04,230
That song
584
00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:06,273
is basically a confession.
585
00:35:06,315 --> 00:35:09,068
Uh, yeah. Okay.
So you wanna arrest Bob Marley
586
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:10,902
for singing
"I Shot the Sheriff"?
587
00:35:10,945 --> 00:35:12,739
If he was also selling
Gavin's amp on eBay,
588
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,115
like Al is, then yeah.
589
00:35:15,157 --> 00:35:18,119
I know it sounds nuts,
but I think
590
00:35:18,161 --> 00:35:20,829
that Al switched it out
for a booby-trapped amp
591
00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:22,914
and killed Gavin.
592
00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:25,918
Listen. I know
you really liked the kid.
593
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,463
You're traumatized.
We all are.
594
00:35:28,503 --> 00:35:31,798
But reality now,
equipment mix-ups happen.
595
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,010
Deuteronomy wasn't there
to check it.
596
00:35:34,052 --> 00:35:36,929
- Convenient, right?
- Jesus.
597
00:35:36,971 --> 00:35:39,431
Al was on stage
the whole time Gavin was.
598
00:35:39,474 --> 00:35:41,934
You think he would have risked
electrocuting himself?
599
00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:43,436
Or Eskie or me?
600
00:35:46,105 --> 00:35:48,356
Well that's true. Huh.
601
00:35:48,775 --> 00:35:49,775
Huh?
602
00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:52,945
One more show,
603
00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:54,947
and this will all be
in your rearview mirror.
604
00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:56,449
Okay?
605
00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:58,576
Chill out and keep it together.
606
00:35:59,494 --> 00:36:00,494
Yeah?
607
00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:06,541
- What are you doing?
- You put Gavin's amp on eBay?
608
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,126
It's vintage.
609
00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:11,672
It's evidence. Right?
610
00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:13,507
- I guess.
- You guess?
611
00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:16,010
I haven't taken
Criminal Law yet.
612
00:36:16,052 --> 00:36:18,762
Okay, Clarence Dumbass
and Veggie McShithead.
613
00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:20,472
Listen to me.
614
00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:23,684
We are this close
to nailing this thing.
615
00:36:23,726 --> 00:36:25,311
Keep it the fuck together!
616
00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:30,483
And do not confess
to murder in a song!
617
00:36:30,525 --> 00:36:31,525
What...?
618
00:36:35,445 --> 00:36:38,449
It's probably okay as long as
you don't sing it under oath.
619
00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:40,492
This is what, ehh, I'm saying...
620
00:36:40,534 --> 00:36:41,994
Uh, hey, Deuteronomy.
621
00:36:42,036 --> 00:36:43,579
Um, can I borrow your readers?
622
00:36:43,621 --> 00:36:46,498
You know, I'm trying to see
something on here, and I can't.
623
00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:49,835
No. But how about
the right tool for the job?
624
00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:52,213
Oh, okay. Upgrade.
625
00:36:56,884 --> 00:36:58,344
Huh? Okay.
626
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:01,097
So Al was being a real baby
627
00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:02,681
about setting up
his mic stand, right?
628
00:37:02,724 --> 00:37:04,266
Yeah.
629
00:37:04,307 --> 00:37:06,686
Said it was his hunchback
or something.
630
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,019
I tried to teach him the Pilates
631
00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:09,438
I learned from Jimmy Page
632
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,815
but no!
633
00:37:10,856 --> 00:37:13,568
Okay. So look at this.
634
00:37:13,608 --> 00:37:16,320
This is from the show
when Gavin died.
635
00:37:17,155 --> 00:37:18,697
Look at the tape.
636
00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:23,034
Somehow in this show,
on this one night,
637
00:37:23,077 --> 00:37:24,369
he got taller.
638
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:26,956
Huh, I...
639
00:37:26,998 --> 00:37:28,833
Well, so what?
Maybe he wore different shoes?
640
00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:33,045
I mean, why would a guy
with a bad back
641
00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:35,547
suddenly wear
new shoes on stage?
642
00:37:36,632 --> 00:37:37,675
Hmm.
643
00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:41,554
Well, you can't see
his shoes there though.
644
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:43,764
Oh.
645
00:37:43,806 --> 00:37:45,057
Huh.
646
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:25,097
Hey. I-I-I come
in peace, I...
647
00:38:25,139 --> 00:38:26,516
Ca-can I borrow that?
648
00:38:28,059 --> 00:38:29,976
Come on, now.
649
00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:33,271
Show me some
heavy-soled murder shoes.
650
00:38:35,775 --> 00:38:37,652
Gotcha, you son of a bitch.
651
00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:40,612
Whoa!
652
00:38:45,117 --> 00:38:46,577
Holy Toledo.
653
00:38:53,793 --> 00:38:55,961
Rest in metal. Seriously?
654
00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:57,338
Jesus. What now?
655
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,965
You guys are sick
with this bullshit tribute.
656
00:39:00,007 --> 00:39:01,884
You killed him.
All of you.
657
00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:03,112
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
658
00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:04,429
Me? Oh, I don't know.
659
00:39:04,469 --> 00:39:06,304
Maybe, maybe
I'm the highest bidder
660
00:39:06,347 --> 00:39:08,432
on eBay for Gavin's real amp,
661
00:39:08,474 --> 00:39:10,393
you know, the one you
switched out to kill him.
662
00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:12,644
Or maybe I'm the girl
with the photographic proof
663
00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:15,148
that you knew he was
going to be electrocuted.
664
00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:18,483
You're all wearing Docs
with thick rubber soles
665
00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,987
to insulate you
from that electro shit
666
00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:22,405
that you sent through Gavin.
667
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:25,074
You know, when you told
the fire inspector
668
00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:27,702
that you got "lucky,"
I knew it was a lie,
669
00:39:27,744 --> 00:39:29,494
I just didn't put it together.
670
00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:31,496
Y'all made your own luck,
didn't you?
671
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:33,331
You know,
I may not have my degree,
672
00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:35,835
but even I know
that's not legal proof.
673
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:38,588
Gavin was the real deal,
you know,
674
00:39:38,628 --> 00:39:40,172
and he was a good guy,
675
00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:42,215
and you killed him
just for what?
676
00:39:42,257 --> 00:39:46,054
For some stupid little song
about sucker punching?
677
00:39:47,972 --> 00:39:50,641
It's not just a song.
It's a hit.
678
00:39:52,143 --> 00:39:53,311
You know what, Ruby?
679
00:39:53,351 --> 00:39:55,353
I knew that you were a has-been.
680
00:39:55,396 --> 00:39:56,731
But it's worse than that.
681
00:39:56,773 --> 00:39:58,440
Alright, you're a hack.
682
00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:01,193
And maybe I won't get to see you
in an orange jumpsuit,
683
00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:04,197
but you'll be in that
orange "Build Box" apron
684
00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:07,532
for the rest of your
sad little hacky life.
685
00:40:08,909 --> 00:40:10,036
Security!
686
00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:12,163
Gavin had talent, okay.
He was metal.
687
00:40:12,204 --> 00:40:14,081
He was real metal.
688
00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:16,291
And you all, you're
the opposite of metal.
689
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,168
Alright? You're talc.
690
00:40:18,210 --> 00:40:20,213
You hear me?
You're fuckin' talc!
691
00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:23,925
She can't do shit.
692
00:40:23,965 --> 00:40:26,010
We play the fuck
out of that song tonight
693
00:40:26,052 --> 00:40:27,387
and everything changes.
694
00:40:27,427 --> 00:40:28,471
Yes?
695
00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:31,014
Let's rock!
696
00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:32,849
Hey, do you mind swinging past
697
00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:34,309
just over here? Uh...
698
00:40:34,351 --> 00:40:36,853
Thank you. Thanks. I just...
I got to grab my, my bag,
699
00:40:36,896 --> 00:40:40,273
and then I promise to continue
to throw myself out, so...
700
00:40:41,275 --> 00:40:42,443
I better not see you again.
701
00:40:42,485 --> 00:40:44,403
No, absolutely.
I appreciate you.
702
00:40:44,445 --> 00:40:47,864
You're doing good work.
Efficient.
703
00:40:47,907 --> 00:40:48,990
Hi. Hey, guys.
704
00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:50,742
Any of you know my friend Lucy?
705
00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:51,994
You know Lucy in the Sky...
706
00:40:52,036 --> 00:40:53,538
Fuck off, narc.
707
00:40:53,579 --> 00:40:57,458
Okay. Just looking for
some old-fashioned cocaine.
708
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,668
Hey, narc.
709
00:40:59,710 --> 00:41:01,128
My name's Scott.
710
00:41:02,338 --> 00:41:04,257
And that's how Doxxxology
711
00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:05,925
murdered their drummer Gavin,
712
00:41:05,967 --> 00:41:08,135
I don't know his last name,
for a song.
713
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:14,559
Yeah, uh, well, that's,
uh, that's a, a lot.
714
00:41:16,143 --> 00:41:17,769
Ah.
715
00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:19,521
I got no proof.
716
00:41:19,563 --> 00:41:21,190
It's a whole lot of nothing.
717
00:41:21,231 --> 00:41:23,358
Just loose, connected dots.
I'm sorry.
718
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,128
I don't know who I thought
would take this seriously.
719
00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:27,780
Y-y-you know what?
I think it's good.
720
00:41:29,157 --> 00:41:30,282
- You do?
- Yeah.
721
00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:32,159
I think you make
a compelling case.
722
00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:33,744
I mean, some of this
is a stretch,
723
00:41:33,786 --> 00:41:36,496
but you've shored up a lot
of the circumstantial evidence.
724
00:41:37,623 --> 00:41:39,000
I'm convinced.
725
00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:41,501
You think it's enough
to take to your boss?
726
00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:44,148
Why would you want me to take it
727
00:41:44,172 --> 00:41:47,132
to the VP of Finance
at Nationwide?
728
00:41:47,175 --> 00:41:50,302
Okay, wait.
So you're not a cop?
729
00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:53,181
No, I'm an actuary.
Did you think I was a cop?
730
00:41:55,016 --> 00:41:57,476
Yes, man. Yeah, I thought
you were a narc.
731
00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:58,811
Everyone's been calling me that.
732
00:41:58,853 --> 00:42:00,896
I think I'm just really bad
at buying drugs.
733
00:42:00,938 --> 00:42:03,398
Yes, you are really bad at it.
734
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,318
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
735
00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:07,612
everything you just said
makes perfect sense.
736
00:42:07,652 --> 00:42:09,322
Oh, and since
you're already famous,
737
00:42:09,362 --> 00:42:11,157
maybe you can get
some local news attention.
738
00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:13,117
Hmm? What do you mean
I'm famous?
739
00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:15,077
You don't know.
Oh, your video.
740
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:16,954
It went viral.
741
00:42:16,996 --> 00:42:18,222
Krampus!
742
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:24,003
When did that go up?
743
00:42:24,045 --> 00:42:26,713
Uh, it says
four hours ago. Why?
744
00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:27,882
Charlie Cale?
745
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,554
Hey, Cliff.
746
00:42:33,596 --> 00:42:35,264
I didn't take you
for a TikToker.
747
00:42:35,306 --> 00:42:37,557
It's over, Charlie.
You're coming with me.
748
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:39,768
Front seat or the trunk.
Your choice.
749
00:42:45,483 --> 00:42:47,360
Hey. You need
something, brother?
750
00:42:47,402 --> 00:42:51,697
What's up, Milwaukee?!
751
00:42:52,864 --> 00:42:55,451
I think it's time
for something fresh.
752
00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:32,989
Fuck you, Ruby.
753
00:43:35,074 --> 00:43:36,367
To the left.
754
00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:41,581
Watch it, man.
755
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:47,753
Oh fuck!
756
00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:49,463
Thank you!
757
00:44:09,650 --> 00:44:12,070
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!
758
00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:18,092
I like shrimp
cocktail for breakfast.
759
00:44:18,117 --> 00:44:20,036
This is, I can get used to this.
760
00:44:20,077 --> 00:44:21,954
My friends, in just three weeks,
761
00:44:21,996 --> 00:44:23,414
you've conquered the world
762
00:44:23,456 --> 00:44:24,623
To "Sucker Punch."
763
00:44:24,664 --> 00:44:26,250
- To Doxxxology.
- Hey.
764
00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,751
A viral smash.
765
00:44:29,503 --> 00:44:31,380
We got to get caviar
in the rider.
766
00:44:31,422 --> 00:44:32,965
I want this on the tour bus.
767
00:44:33,007 --> 00:44:34,800
Like, I can get used to this.
768
00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:35,842
This is my new style.
769
00:44:38,346 --> 00:44:39,989
But I can keep
this pen though, right?
770
00:44:40,014 --> 00:44:41,173
Hold up.
771
00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:42,849
Wait.
772
00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:44,351
No.
773
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:47,230
What the fuck, man?
774
00:44:47,271 --> 00:44:49,023
We have a big problem.
775
00:44:52,193 --> 00:44:53,902
Yeah. So this
"Sucker Punch" song
776
00:44:53,945 --> 00:44:56,822
came out of nowhere,
and it's everywhere now.
777
00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:59,826
But did it come out
of nowhere? It did not.
778
00:44:59,867 --> 00:45:02,036
Shout out to some of our
older viewers for helping us
779
00:45:02,077 --> 00:45:03,286
connect the dots on this one.
780
00:45:26,268 --> 00:45:27,788
You ripped off
the theme song to "Benson"
781
00:45:27,811 --> 00:45:29,248
and didn't think
nobody would notice?
782
00:45:29,271 --> 00:45:31,606
- I didn't realize it.
- It's,
783
00:45:31,648 --> 00:45:34,193
it's, it's fair use homage.
784
00:45:34,235 --> 00:45:37,655
It's copyright infringement
that was about to become fraud.
785
00:45:37,697 --> 00:45:41,284
And it is the least
of your problems.
786
00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:46,664
You may know
the heavy metal band Doxxxology
787
00:45:46,706 --> 00:45:49,125
for their '90s
hit song "Staplehead."
788
00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:53,463
And for their incredible
comeback hit "Sucker Punch."
789
00:45:53,503 --> 00:45:56,715
Their story sounds like
a rock-and-roll fantasy.
790
00:45:56,757 --> 00:46:00,719
A band of has-beens who get
their second shot at fame.
791
00:46:00,762 --> 00:46:05,641
But what if I told you
that's not the whole story?
792
00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:08,811
Would you kill
for a second shot at fame?
793
00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:13,900
Commit murder for one hit song.
794
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:18,362
Welcome to season seven
of "Murder Girl:
795
00:46:18,403 --> 00:46:20,072
Rest in Metal."
796
00:46:28,121 --> 00:46:29,456
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
797
00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:33,460
We got her.
798
00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:39,007
Wow, something
to look forward to.
799
00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:40,385
I'm in some deep shit.
800
00:46:40,425 --> 00:46:42,260
What went wrong?
801
00:46:42,302 --> 00:46:43,346
She killed both of them.
802
00:46:43,387 --> 00:46:45,014
She was lying.
I could tell.
803
00:46:47,766 --> 00:46:49,601
You thinking what I'm thinking?
804
00:46:51,813 --> 00:46:53,271
We have to kill that mother...
805
00:46:55,108 --> 00:46:56,108
Tell me where you are.
806
00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:57,068
I can't be the only one
807
00:46:57,110 --> 00:46:58,527
getting bad mojo around here.
808
00:46:58,568 --> 00:47:00,780
There's not
a corner in this country
809
00:47:00,822 --> 00:47:02,657
small enough for you to hide in.
810
00:47:02,697 --> 00:47:04,826
And I'm gonna hit you
where it hurts.
811
00:47:05,617 --> 00:47:06,952
Now, tell me, kid...
812
00:47:08,496 --> 00:47:09,539
am I lying?
813
00:47:12,791 --> 00:47:14,543
Watch your back, Charlie.
814
00:47:14,585 --> 00:47:15,711
Look out!
815
00:47:17,338 --> 00:47:18,922
That was intense.
816
00:47:18,965 --> 00:47:21,150
I felt like I was in "Wolf of
Wall Street" all of a sudden
817
00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:22,844
and not the fun parts.
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