All language subtitles for Fantasy.Island.S02E02.WEBRip.x264-ION10

What will you call that blue?
Cerulean?

- I guess.
- No, no, azure.

[laughs]
- Yeah, sure.

I don't want to
be one of those people

who go around telling other
people to smile and cheer up.

But I should smile
and cheer up.

Yeah, well, maybe. Yes.
For the guests.

I know.
It's just...

I really miss Gina.

Hmm, well,

that's another shade of blue.

Yeah.

Come over tonight.

We'll have a breakup
movie marathon.

[laughs]

It's okay.
I'm just not really feeling it.

Okay.

I'll even do a face mask.

[laughter]

No, it's really... It's okay.

Besides, I don't want to
bring down this whole giddy

and in love but finally
not afraid to show it vibe.

- I'm not giddy, thank you.
- Uh-huh.

- Let's go.
- Morning, Elena.

Javier.

- Uh-huh, not giddy.
- No.

Yes, made it to paradise.

Which way to
the infinity pool?

Eh, first the bar,
then the infinity pool.

- Ah.
- Meet Mateo, Shawn, and Eli.

Hello, gentlemen.
I'm Elena Roarke, your host.

This is my associate, Ruby.
- Hi.

And I see that
your bachelor party weekend

has already started.
[laughter]

Oh, yeah.

So which one of you
is getting married?

Oh, that'd be me.
At least that's the plan.

These drunk guys are
my best man and groomsman.

[laughs]

Well, we are delighted
to meet you all.

Ash will get you settled,
and then we'll talk.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.
- Thank you.

Right this way.

So what's the plan for the big
bachelor party blowout?

Casino night
or beer pong Olympics?

Well, they each
get their own fantasy.

Isn't that enough?
[laughs]

Um, we're supposed
to have another guest.

Where's Ms. Reyes?

both: Hmm.

Ms. Reyes?

Hello.

I'm Elena Roarke.
I'm your host.

Are the bros gone?

Mm, well,
welcome to Fantasy Island.

[dreamy music]

♪ ♪

Helene Reyes,
this is my associate Ruby.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Only child of a single mom.

Carrying my own bag since
I was five.

By all means.

So I thought this place
was supposed to be special.

What's up with the dude squad?

[chuckles]
Wonderful to meet you too.

I promise you,
the dudes are here for a reason

just like everyone else
who comes to Fantasy Island.

Now, we're gonna go to
my office so we can talk about

why you're here.

After you, please.

Uh... please meet me
in my office in an hour.

We need to
go over the schedule.

Of course.
See you then.

Now, I know you don't
need to go over the schedule.

[laughs]

I was conceived
in the middle of a hurricane.

Hurricane Helene.

Wow, well, that's one way
to weather a storm.

It was in the jungle
in Belize.

My mom thought
she was gonna die that night.

Instead, here I am.

At least that's the story.

- You were meant to be.
- I guess.

You know, it's always
just been the two of us.

Sometimes my friends
would think

that it was sad, but it wasn't.

Well, a family
can look like anything.

It's love that matters.

We would have
pancakes for dinner

and go camping for Christmas.

And then when I was sick,

she would make this big nest
in the middle of her bed

and rub my back
until I fell asleep.

It was pretty perfect.

She sounds wonderful.

She was.

She, uh, she died a year ago.
- Oh.

I am so sorry for your loss.

I've been sleeping with this
under my pillow.

Which I know is stupid,
but whatever.

I don't think
that's stupid at all.

So Helene,
what can the Island do for you?

My fantasy is to find him.

- Your father?
- My biological father.

You know, with my mom gone,
I just feel kind of untethered.

I want to be
connected to something

and, like, what if
I need a kidney?

What do you know about him?

Just that my mom
called him Sunshine,

'cause he was a ray of light
in the hurricane,

and he called her Blue
'cause of her eyes.

But they only spent
that one night together.

Romantic.
[laughs]

Also, apparently he has
a really great smile.

My mom said
I got mine from him.

Well, let's hope the Island
gives you a reason to use it.

- Mm-hmm.
- Come with me.

So what happens now?

What do I do?
- Choose a path.

That's it?

Every fantasy's different, Helene.

Sometimes I have a map
or itinerary.

In your case,
just do what feels right.

Is it possible...
no, I mean there's no way.

My bio dad's not one
of the guys from the plane.

Is he?
- I don't know.

But it is meaningful

that you're all here together,
for what it's worth.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Oh, I know.

What about some yoga
to perk you up?

I'm not really feeling
all bendy, so...

Okay, origami lesson.
Bike ride.

You know what?

I'll plan
Mateo's bachelor party.

That seems like
the opposite of what's gonna

make you feel better
after a breakup.

Well, maybe basking
in somebody's joy

will be good for me.

Okay, but no strippers.

So how does this work?

Do we just, like, blurt out
our fantasies or...

Well, assuming
you're all okay

with your friends hearing
your heart's desires.

Oh, unlike most guys,
we tell each other everything.

Great.
Let's start with you, Shawn.

What can the Island do for you?

- I'm a scaredy-cat.
- Oh, me too.

Also, I'm queer.

Oh, me too!

Hey.
[laughter]

Yeah, coming out in college
was a whole deal,

but luckily these guys
supported me.

- We're not complete jerks.
- Mm.

It felt so good.
Just completely empowering.

But it's like I used up
all my cards in that one act,

and everything else
just still terrifies me.

He has four smoke alarms
in a one-bedroom apartment.

My fantasy is
to be free of fear.

All fear?
I'm not sure that's wise.

Just for a couple days.

I just want to see what it's
like to do whatever I want

without being gripped
by utter terror.

What is it
that you want to do?

Scuba dive, eat weird stuff,

get a tattoo, touch a spider,
just everything.

Okay, well, we can manage
that and maybe a little more.

- [laughs]
- Mm.

Eli, what about you?

My fantasy
is to be a chick magnet.

- Oh.
- [laughs]

- You think I'm an ass?
- We don't judge.

I've always been
romantically challenged.

The third wheel,
the funny friend,

the shoulder girls cry on
when they get dumped.

It gets old.
- It's not like you're an ogre.

Yeah and your last
girlfriend was gorgeous

and crazy about you.
- Evelyn.

He unceremoniously dumped her
on Valentine's Day.

She wasn't the one.

Okay, the point is
I've always had to work

for whatever
female attention I get.

For once, I'd like the women
to come to me.

I understand.

[laughs]
I'm sorry, but come on.

I doubt that.
[laughter]

What about
our groom's fantasy?

Tell me.

Have you ever met someone
and just clicked instantly?

Aw, like you
and your fiancée.

He's not talking
about Sophie.

Although I do love Sophie
more than words can say.

I mean, she's the woman
of my dreams.

Uh, except for
the other woman of his dreams.

Years ago, I spent one night
with a woman I met traveling.

We were together
for less than 24 hours,

but I haven't been able
to stop thinking about her.

And I've always wondered...
- What if?

My fantasy is to see her
one last time.

Eli, there is a beautiful
young woman in a yellow bikini,

and she is desperately trying
to get your attention.

It appears I have
somewhere else to be.

[laughter]

If you'll excuse me.
- Okay.

Oh, my...

Mateo, you and I,
we are headed this way.

And I know
a great tattoo place.

Oh, look at that.
No fear.

- Ah!
- Let's go.

Oh, and the bigger the better.
- Okay.

[laughter]

As soon as you step
through that door,

your fantasy will begin.

She's on the other side?

Maybe this is a bad idea.

Only you know
the answer to that.

Whenever you're ready.

[traditional Latin music]

♪ ♪

Hola.

- Huh, an American.
- Guilty.

Mom?

You know, when you said
go over the schedule,

I didn't picture this.
- [laughs]

And to be clear,

I also didn't picture
going over the schedule.

Patience, Javi.
[laughs]

What is this place?

A little secret of mine. Vamos.

Welcome to my beach getaway.
- It's beautiful.

Ah, you know,
it's a perk of the job.

It's been passed down
through the Roarke family

for generations
like, you know, my hacienda.

How have I never noticed
this place from the plane?

It's Island Magic.
[laughter]

You'll see it
now that you know it's here.

- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.

You know what?

You are the first person
that I have ever brought here.

- I'm honored.
- Mm.

How many more secrets
do you have?

[laughs]
Lots.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, I don't have any.
What you see is what you get.

Well, it's a good thing
that I like what I see.

[laughs]

Now, let's go over
that schedule.

- Right now?
- Mm-hmm.

- Let's go.

- [laughs]
- I am in the ocean.

I'm not worried about
sharks or riptides.

It's just water.
[laughs]

This is amazing.
- [laughs]

Well, I mean,
I wouldn't say that you are

technically in the ocean,
but yay.

I wasted so much of
my life just thinking

every little thing was the big,
bad monster under the bed.

I only have two fears.

Singing in public

and being alone
for the rest of my life.

One visceral,
one existential.

Very respectable.
[laughter]

[phone rings]
Oh.

It looks like Eli's having
the time of his life.

Or he's trying to.

See, the fantasies here

can be a lot more layered
than they seem.

But, have you decided on what
you're getting for your tattoo?

No clue.

How'd you decide on yours?

Well, actually,
mine chose me.

I got it at this little hut
that I'm taking you to.

And had you
always wanted one?

No. No, no, never.
[laughs]

But there was this woman, Isla.
- Oh!

And something called
Island Magic.

And, well, the moment
was the moment.

And this tattoo literally
became the dividing line

between my old life
and my new one.

I hope the same thing
is true for me.

We're here.

Okay.
- Yeah.

Hey, there.
How can I help you?

I want to get a tattoo.
A big one.

Uh, you do realize
you can still feel pain, right?

- Or, like, medium.
- Mm-hmm.

Sure, man, I got you.

Take a look.
See if something speaks to you.

Okay.

Um... I'm just wondering.
Is Isla working today?

I don't know that name. Sorry.

Isla.
She's got long, shiny hair.

Brown eyes.
The sweet, soft, melodic voice.

I've been here for years,
and there's no Isla.

- Huh.
- How about this?

Koi fish. Symbolizes courage.

Perfect.
See? It chose you.

Wise choice.
Take a seat, bro.

Well, would you like me
to hold your hand through it?

- I got this.
- Yeah?

Yeah.
I'm fearless.

Okay.

[bell tolls]

That door
was supposed to be locked.

We're closed for siesta.

I've been on the road
for 39 hours.

Take pity on me?
- Come back in an hour.

Please,
just a bowl of paella?

I happen to know that
you have a pot on the stove.

Well, you're very
sure of yourself.

I'm just really,
really hungry.

Also...

you might be the most beautiful
woman I've ever seen.

[laughs]

And you're lucky
you have a nice smile.

[laughter]

I'll get the paella.

Hello, Helene.
Have a seat.

Horchata.
Very popular here in Spain.

She's not my mom.

I know.
Her name is Camilla.

She and Mateo spent a night
together in Barcelona in 2001.

So that means
he's not my father.

Oh, we don't know that
for sure.

This is a snapshot.
It's not his whole life.

What if my father
doesn't even remember my mom?

Your mother doesn't sound

like a woman
who'd be easily forgotten.

And you know, people can make

a big impact on us
in a very short time.

Look at Mateo and Camilla.

Their time together has
stayed with him all this time.

I just hope
she meant something to him.

My mom deserves that.

You know,
I've never seen one guest

follow another
into their fantasy.

- Is it against the rules?
- There are no rules,

but it says something
about you.

What does it say?

I'm not sure yet.

For now, we know
that you're a young woman

in a beautiful city
on a beautiful day.

Maybe you'd like
to have a little fun.

I'm not here to have fun.
No, I'm here to find my father.

A fantasy is a journey.

One that will take you
to unexpected places

where you'll learn
unexpected things.

So come on. Sit.

Ms. Roarke?

Ms. Roarke?

Ms. Roarke?

Ms. Roarke?

[groans]
Great.

[grunts]
[engine sputters]

Now what?

Who the hell are you?

Hey, I'm Shawn.

Are you the girl
from the plane?

I'm Helene.

This is gonna sound crazy,
but I think I'm your daughter.

Uh...
[laughs]

When I say balloons,
I mean balloons, okay?

Y'all can't show up
with six little balloons

and expect me to be impressed.
Okay?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Okay.

You do realize this
is a party for three people.

Well, actually, not anymore.

The guys have
completely opened it up.

Yeah, invited everyone.
Javier's coming.

Shoot, all the guys
on the Island are coming.

- Wow. Okay.
- Yeah.

- Fun.
- Yeah.

You seem better.

Oh, well, you know,
I like a project.

[sighs]
Elena, I don't know.

What if there's
something wrong with me?

- Why?
- Gina, she's just...

wonderful.
She's beautiful, smart, funny.

Why wasn't she enough for me?

She can be wonderful
and not the one.

So comfortable with us.

Like slipping into
an old sweater.

With Javier,
it's like walking on hot coals.

Wow.
[laughs]

Okay.

But seriously, what if
I'm just going to be alone

for the rest of
my now very long life?

You know what
I think you need?

- Hmm?
- Closure.

When I had to end things
with James,

I gathered everything
that reminded me of him.

Then I had a ceremony
and I released it.

Maybe you should
do the same thing.

I don't know.
Sounds a little woo woo-y.

Well, we do live
on a magical island.

[laughter]

It can't hurt.

And it might help.

Okay, so you're absolutely
sure you did not have sex

with a blue-eyed woman
in Belize

in the middle of a hurricane?
- I'm sure.

Can you just give me
a percentage?

'Cause despite
this whole bro vibe,

you seem like
solid dad material.

100%. I only had sex
with a woman once.

Bethany Willen.
Michigan, brown eyes, snowing.

And I only did it to confirm

I don't want to have sex
with a woman twice.

Oh, look, it's a giant spider.

- She's cute.
- Well, she's large.

You okay?
- Yeah.

No.

What am I doing here?

I'm supposed to be finding
my bio father-person.

Where is he?

I wish I could
answer that for you.

Me too.

You just planning
to stare at that?

[sighs]

All right.
[groans/sighs]

She's so soft.

And I'm not scared of you. Nope.

This is seriously
why you're here--

scuba diving and spiders?

The last time I was
this close to an arachnid,

I literally had to call Eli

while I was standing on
the lid of my toilet,

and he had to come rescue me
from my own bathroom.

Look, I, um...
I know I'm new here,

but this is Fantasy Island.

There has to be something
bigger that you're afraid of.

And I'm not judging.
- You're totally judging.

Okay, yeah, I'm judging.

I am walking around
asking random men

if they are my father.

Sometimes you have to jump off
the toilet lid and deal.

[mellow pop music
in background]

You're smart
for a Gen Z brat.

Maybe I'm just here
to drop some Gen Z wisdom

on your scaredy-cat
millennial butt.

Oh!
[laughs]

Or...

maybe he's your guy.

[laughter]
- Oh, here on my nose.

I reject that.

If solid dad material
is what you're looking for,

Eli fits the bill.

All current evidence
to the contrary.

Look, I'm serious.

I've known the guy eight years,

and he's never
forgotten my birthday.

Mateo
hasn't remembered it once.

[women whooping]

He's just so... yucky.

He's--
he's working something out.

I'm not sure what.

But for real, he's a good guy.

[bright Latin music]

♪ ♪

Believe it or not, I remember
this like it was yesterday.

Walking here with you.

Perhaps we knew each other
in another life.

In that other life,
I bought you a red rose.

And you kissed me.
Right here.

[laughs]

And then what?

Then I worked up my nerve

and I took your hand like this.

I like this other life.
It's very romantic.

It was a beautiful life.

Well, 24 hours.
We had one day.

I hope we made
the most of it.

Oh, we did.
We did.

We made it to the top
of the Sagrada Família.

This way.

Wait.

Let's do something
different this time.

Let's make new memories.
- [laughs]

You're crazy.
- But you like it.

- I think I do.
- This way.

I feel so alive with you.

I...

You're very sweet,
crazy American.

[laughs]

Oye!

Oy, Dios.
Vamos.

- Hey.
- Run.

¿Cómo has podido?

- Who the hell is that?
- My husband!

Yeah, I'll be right back.
I promise.

No, no, no,
you stay right there.

Okay, you admire that view.

- Hi, Eli.
- Hi.

[laughter]

Hi.

- Hi.
- You do have a good smile.

Sorry, uh, I kind of want
to be alone for a minute,

and I am too old for you.

The only reason you're even
talking to me is because

the Island is giving me...
- No, no, no.

This, like,
irresistible thing.

I-I'm not hitting on you.

- You're not?
- No.

[laughs]
- You're relieved?

I thought being a chick magnet
was your fantasy.

It was...

Is...

To be honest, I kind of thought
it would be more fun.

You're not as shallow
as you thought you were.

[laughs]
Yeah.

Yeah, something like that.

Anyway, you followed me
back here because...

I have a question for you.

Fugu sashimi.

If prepared incorrectly,

it can lead to a rapid
and rather violent death.

- Are you trying to scare me?
- Little bit.

Well, no luck.
I am fearless now.

Excellent.

Anyway, that glowering
goth girl from the plane

puts me to shame
when it comes to courage.

- Interesting.
- Yeah.

Yeah, going around asking
people if they're your dad?

I'm just eating pufferfish.

All right.

Oh, my God.
- Mm.

- So good.
- So good.

You know, perhaps,

if you're getting tired
of being put to shame

by a glowing goth girl,
you should take a moment

and consider
what you're really afraid of.

Helene said the same thing.

Mm. Smart girl.

He's been to Costa Rica,
St. Maarten, Kenya, and Spain,

but not Belize.
- I'm sorry.

[laughs]
I should stop.

This is getting stupid.

This dad guy--
he's not even looking for me.

I mean, what if he doesn't
even care that I exist?

You could take
another look at Mateo.

[upbeat guitar music]

♪ ♪

He's gone.

You're married?

Don't be a prude.

A prude?
[laughs]

What?

When I first met Sophie,
I thought she was uptight,

but I asked her out
on a date anyway

because she was really smart

and she had this funny way
of looking at me,

like she knew
when I was full of crap.

[laughs]

And on our first date,
she told the dirtiest joke.

Like, we're in
a nice restaurant

and I laughed so hard,

I got wine coming
out of my nose.

If Sophie's so wonderful

then why aren't you with her?

Because I've been
holding on to a mirage.

You.

- I'm a mirage?
- I'm an idiot.

The most incredible, hilarious
woman in the entire world,

she's miraculously
in love with me.

She wants to marry me,

and I've been
comparing her to you.

Okay, crazy man,
have a nice life.

Oh, he will.

Are you ready?
- I'm ready.

- Let's go.
- Where are you going?

I believe I'm going
to my bachelor party.

♪ The island's was magic,
is more than you see ♪

♪ Yeah, ooh ♪

♪ And love in the ocean
is paradise ♪

♪ Oh, if I know
I want more and more ♪

♪ Of love from the island ♪

♪ Ooh ooh... ♪

[indistinct chatter]

Looks like I'm officially
getting married.

- With no reservations?
- No reservations.

You know, Mateo,
it's not uncommon--

idealizing
the one who got away.

Just don't let it
get in the way of...

The right person?

That a boy.
[laughter]

Enjoy your party.

Let's see what's up.

Hi. Hey.

Question.
Have you ever been to Belize?

Yeah. Yeah, I love Belize.

[laughs]
It's a crazy story actually.

Any chance
there's a hurricane in it?

[microphone feedback]
- Excuse me?

Uh... I have something to say.

Eli Cohen.

I'm in love with you.

[dramatic music]

I know that you
can't and won't

love me the same way,

but I just need
to tell you because

you're amazing.

Uh, that crazy story--
is there a woman with...

Sorry, I gotta see this.

I've never heard you say
an unkind word.

Not even to that delivery guy
that dropped your pizza

cheese-side down on the street
then put it back in the box.

I'm Buddhist, and even
I wanted to beat him up.

[laughter]

I knew he was
holding on to something big.

Not anymore.

And whenever I feel sad
or unworthy,

you always have the right words
to make me feel better.

You never get hangry.
You're kind.

You leave food out
for that really cranky cat

in the alley
behind your apartment,

and you always open the doors,
and not just for old ladies.

And I've been so scared
to tell you because...

I was afraid of losing you
as my friend.

But...

when I'm not afraid,
I know I can handle it.

So whatever happens,
I just... I want you to know...

I love you too, man.

Not that way.
- Oh, I know.

But I love
the hell out of you.

Wow. This is so awkward.

Oh, it's gonna be for days
or weeks or years.

We'll get through it.

Wait, wait.
When were you in Belize?

Um, a few years ago.

That was gutsy, man.
I'm proud of you.

Little offended
you don't love me, but...

- Oh, shut up.
- He's got good taste.

He's got good taste.
[laughter]

This guy.
- Oh, shut up.

Oh, you know.

Congratulations
to all of you.

I'm so happy the Island

was able to give you
what you needed.

Not in the way
you expected perhaps.

[chuckles]

- What was that about?
- She's right.

Well, she's Roarke.
Of course she's right.

What's she right about?

I got what I needed.

Which was not to be fawned over

by a bunch of gorgeous women
who don't even know me.

So what did you need, man?

I think I really needed
to hear what you said about me.

Like, really hear it.

So, uh, remember when
I broke up with Evelyn?

Oh, yeah.

I didn't really break up
with Evelyn.

She broke up with me.

I know I said
she wasn't the one.

The truth is
I kind of thought she was.

And she broke up with me
on Valentine's Day.

both: [groans]

Ever since,
I just felt like...

like no one's
ever gonna love me, you know?

But what you said,

it is the first time
I felt hopeful in months.

And loveable.

Am I blushing?
I feel like I'm blushing.

Oh, you're totally blushing.

So I never really liked Evelyn.

So snooty.

I never once saw her
wear comfortable shoes.

[laughter]

Anyway, I finally feel like
I'm gonna be okay.

What about you?
You okay?

Yeah.
Yeah, I can move on now.

You know, make take some time.

I'm not gonna snap
fall out of love with you,

but, uh, I'll get there.

As long as I don't lose you
as my friend.

Not possible.

And I know there's someone
amazing out there for you.

And he has to be
Eli and Mateo approved.

[laughs]
- Yes. Yes.

And I thought I couldn't
feel more alone.

Let's go for a walk.

[clears throat]

Your turn.

Time to face your fear.

The worst part is
I had this whole vision

of how it was gonna be
meeting my dad.

When I find him,

he's gonna be happy
to know that I exist.

[laughs]
I am so stupid.

This island, it sucks.

I'm sorry, Helene.

Fantasy Island
delivers fantasies,

not fairy tales.

What you want and envisioned

may be different
from what you need.

What I need?

I can't have what I need.

I need my mom.

God, she gave the best hugs.

You know, when she hugged me,

I just knew that
everything was gonna be okay.

I sound so stupid because
it's not even possible,

but I need a hug.

I need a mom hug.

Come with me.

Oh, God.
Where are you taking me?

Where you need to go.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Ms. Roarke?

Hey.

Where did you come from?
Are you okay?

Come here.

Everything's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

I know it's scary,
but you're gonna be okay.

Let's go.
It's not safe here.

Hey, Blue, this way.
I found shelter.

Come on!

Hurry, I found somewhere safe.
Let's go.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ I wish I could swoop you ♪

♪ Into my wings ♪

♪ But I'm just a songbird
outside your window ♪

- Would you like me to...
- No, I...

I need to do this on my own.

♪ I wish I could
come inside ♪

♪ And sit on your table ♪

♪ Just spend the morning
talking and laughing ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And I'm singing ♪

- Hi.
- Hey.

♪ Trying to get through ♪

♪ But you'll never
understand me ♪

♪ So I'll sit here
and sing songs for you ♪

It's Helene, right?

Yeah, yeah,
I was named after a hurricane.

No kidding.
[laughs]

I was in the jungle
during Hurricane Helene.

I didn't think I'd survive.

In fact, I...

I've carried this with me
ever since that night.

Never forget it.

St. Christopher's pendant
for protection.

Yeah.

Got us through the hurricane.

I figured it must work.

Um...

I think that might've been
a gift from my mom.

Blue.

♪ Trying to get through ♪

♪ But you'll never
understand me ♪

♪ So I'll sit here
and sing songs for you ♪

Blue... is your mom.

[laughs]

It's nice to meet you, Helene.

Would it be okay if...

I hugged you?

♪ But I'm just a songbird ♪

♪ Tapping on your window ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I wish I could speak
in whatever language you do ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Spend the morning
talking and laughing ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I'm singing at
the top of my lungs ♪

♪ Trying to get through ♪

♪ But you'll never
understand me ♪

♪ So I'll sit here
and sing songs for you ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, I ♪

♪ ♪

[sighs]

You know what?
Why the hell not?

It's a cleansing ceremony.

[laughs]

Isla, hi.
- Hi, Ruby.

Where did you come from?

I heard you were
looking for me.

Yeah, well, we had a guest
that needed a tattoo and...

It's perfect.

Did you know
when you gave it to me

what it meant?

I knew it was important.

That you were...

are special.

I have to go,

but I swim here often at night.

I hope to see you soon again.

Isla.

Can we talk?

Best bachelor party ever.
[laughter]

- Agreed.
- You slayed it.

- Oh.
- Good luck to all of you.

And thank you.

- And thank you, extra.
- Oh, you bet.

You know what?

There is man out there
just for you, okay?

Just let me know
when you find him.

Hmm?
- Yeah.

- Jeez, he is in a hurry.
- Let's wait a second.

- Morning.
- Hey.

- Can I get your bag?
- No.

Oh, right.
Only daughter of a single mom.

I didn't bring it.

Uh, Ms. Roarke said
that I could stay awhile.

If that's okay with you.

Yeah, that's more than okay.

This doesn't mean
we're gonna be all

father and daughter-y
and stuff.

I just...

I figured we might as well
get to know each other.

How about lunch later?

I'd like that. Yeah.

Cool.
[laughs]

- All right.
- All right, I'll see you.

- [laughs]
- Thank you.

Thank you.

I, uh, I wanted to ask her,

but she just found out
I'm her dad.

I didn't want to overstep.
Freak her out.

So I overstepped for you.

Did you know
when she got here?

- No idea.
- I'm sorry, I just feel like

I'm missing out
on something big.

I'll let her explain.

Um...

I don't even know
where to begin.

Sounds like a job
for a pitcher of mimosas.

Definitely.

I think life is about to get...
interesting on Fantasy Island.

This is gonna be good.
[laughs]