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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Well, I will watch
this and let you know.
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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Yeah, and then she laughed
and she touched your arm.
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That's textbook
flirting. I wasn't trying to.
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All I'm saying is
you're not tied down.
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I'm getting parenting
advice from a woman
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whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant.
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Grow up, call your
daughter, and make it right.
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Now.
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Well, I need... I said now.
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I was gonna say
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I need the phone number.
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Do you have a pen?
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Every culture has its
own traditions to celebrate
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important life events:
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bar mitzvahs,
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quinceañeras,
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baby's first Comic-Con.
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My favorites are
funeral and baby shower.
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They're the only two
thrown in your honor
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you're not expected to attend.
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Love it.
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Oh, and after we do gifts,
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we could take pictures
holding Mandy's belly.
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No.
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Okay.
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Here's one.
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We can fill baby
bottles with juice
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and see who can
drink it the fastest.
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Don't go drinking
out of my bottle. Why?
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'Cause it ain't gonna be juice.
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When is this thing anyways?
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Sunday.
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Oh, shoot.
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I got a date with
Amber. I got to cancel.
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You ain't invited.
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But I'm the dad.
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No boys allowed.
Southern Living says so.
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Who is Amber? A girl I'm seeing.
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Does Mandy know?
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Know what? Oh, nothing.
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It was actually her idea.
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What, Amber? Oh, yeah, I know.
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She's divorced. What?
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Don't worry, she ain't old.
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It's just she got
married too young.
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Okay. Uh...
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So, Mandy,
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have you given any thought
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to which friends or
family you want to invite?
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Well, given the circumstances,
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I'm thinking maybe
we keep it small.
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'Cause your friends
don't know about this?
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They don't know about this.
They don't know about that.
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They don't know about any of it.
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Can I invite your mom?
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Um...
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That's a no.
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Well... we would
love to have her,
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but it's totally up to you.
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Fine.
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Great.
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Is it great?
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Oh, I thought of another
game we could play.
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First, you melt chocolate
in a diaper... Keep thinking.
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We're coming up
with games to play?
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intelligent animal technology.
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For example, if rhinoceroses
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were intelligent,
how would they type?
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This is for Mandy's baby shower.
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Oh. I don't want to go to that.
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Thankfully, it's
for ladies only.
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Yeah, even if you're the father.
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Why do you want to go?
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Well, I'm gonna be at the
birth, but I can't go to the party?
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How do you know she
wants you at the birth?
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Who's gonna catch the baby?
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You may not want to be there.
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It's a rough one.
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George.
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Oh, you're right, dear.
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It's a beautiful event
which I will never forget.
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Wait, you said it was beautiful
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and then made a face
to imply that it wasn't.
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So, which is it?
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Oh, my God,
Sheldon, it's disgusting.
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He could've just said that.
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Pretty good game Sunday,
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if you want to watch
with me instead. All right.
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You should invite Mandy's
dad and brother to join you.
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It might be awkward.
Don't really know them.
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That's how you get to know them.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wait, I don't have to
watch football, do I?
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No. Please don't.
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Sweet.
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Hi, Jim.
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Hey, Mary. Good to see you.
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You looking for some tires?
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Actually, I'm
looking for your wife.
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Oh.
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You're not gonna yell
at her again, are you?
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No, no.
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Okay, you sure about that?
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'Cause I wouldn't
mind seeing it.
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I just wanted to
drop off an invitation
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to Mandy's baby shower.
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Oh. Well, that's-that's
real kind of you.
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And George is hoping
that you'll come over
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and watch the game
with him and Georgie.
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Huh. Well, that sounds like fun.
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And your son is welcome, too.
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All right, well, you know,
Connor ain't all that much
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into football or baseball.
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Or, shoot, anything
with a ball, really.
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Well, if you do come,
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I know that George
is making brisket.
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Brisket and football?
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Well, you drive a hard bargain.
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Hello, Mary.
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Hi.
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All right, well, I'm
gonna go help, uh...
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somebody.
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I want to apologize
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for getting off on the
wrong foot last time.
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Oh. You mean when you
called me a terrible mother?
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The important thing is you
and Mandy are talking again.
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Mm-hmm.
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Anyway, I just
wanted to drop off
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this invitation to
her, uh, baby shower.
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Thank you for including me.
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Of course.
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You'd think her own
mother would know
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she was having a girl.
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Well, Georgie wants
it to be a surprise,
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so she's barely told anyone.
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She told you.
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Barely.
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Um...
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you know what'd be great is
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if you could come
and help us plan it.
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I'd like that. Thank
you very much.
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Then it's settled.
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All right, please, uh, say
goodbye to your husband.
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Well, you can tell him yourself.
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He's hiding behind
that stack of tires.
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Bye.
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It's open.
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Hello.
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I was wondering
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if I could have access
to the lab on Sunday.
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I'm not here on Sunday.
Where will you be?
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If I tell you that,
you might go there.
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Well, I told you
where I'll be: the lab.
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How about this?
Here's the key. Go nuts.
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But I'm a minor. I
require adult supervision.
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I won't tell anyone.
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I will. I'm quite the tattler.
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Then you'll have
to wait till Monday.
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But I'm trying to get out
of the house on Sunday.
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Why? The father and
the brother of the woman
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my brother impregnated are
coming over to watch sports
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with my brother and my father.
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So you're trying to avoid a
male bonding experience?
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At all cost.
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You know, son, as scientists,
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we're often teamed with
people that we don't know.
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The ability to bond
and build relationships,
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that's-that's an
essential skill.
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So you're suggesting
I use this gathering
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as an opportunity
to better those skills?
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Exactly.
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Very well. I'll give it a go.
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Great. Would
you like to join us?
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I can't. Why? Where will you be?
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So, I was thinking we could
do something sweet and simple,
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like a garden party.
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Oh, that sounds good.
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I know Mandy doesn't
like to make a big fuss.
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Since when?
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That girl has always wanted
to be the center of attention.
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Oh, well, I guess
you would know.
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And garden party sounds lovely,
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but maybe we could do
something a little more fun.
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Like princess
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or "around the world"--
you know, all the places
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she was gonna go,
but now she can't
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'cause she ruined her life.
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I like princess.
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Oh, great. I know
this wonderful bakery
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that makes a cake that looks
just like a fairy-tale castle.
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I was gonna make my
German chocolate cake.
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She's having a girl,
not starting World War II.
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Castle cake it is.
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Yay.
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Hello.
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Ugh, nerd movies are over there.
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No, I need to bond with
Mandy's father and brother,
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so I'm looking for movies
they might've seen,
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so that we can engage in
some testosterone-rich banter.
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Okay, I can help you.
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A lot of dudes have
been renting this.
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"Bingo.
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He's every
family's best friend."
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Are you tricking me?
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No.
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Glad I asked. Ring me up.
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That was fun. Thanks.
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That was fun. Thanks.
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Are we still on for Sunday?
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Sorry, can't. Mandy's
having a baby shower.
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You're going to that?
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No, but I promised I'd hang
out with her dad and brother, so...
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Is it weird to talk
about this stuff?
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Would it be weird if I talked
about my ex-husband?
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Depends. What would you say?
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I don't know.
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Maybe that he's six-four,
weighs about 240 pounds,
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got a short fuse.
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Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
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Well, I'm fine if you want
to talk about your situation.
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Oh, great, 'cause I
need some advice.
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So, should I get
Mandy a present?
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You mean, like a baby gift?
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Or for her. You know, like,
"Thanks for making the effort"?
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I don't think I would
engrave that on anything,
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but... could be sweet.
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Cool.
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You were just playing about
your ex being that big, right?
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But the divorce was a mutual
thing? He wanted it, too?
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He ain't in there, is he?
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Hey.
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I hate that woman.
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Your mother? Eh, she
ain't gonna live forever.
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Mandy's mom.
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Oh. Yeah, that one we're
stuck with for a while.
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I extended an olive branch
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to make her feel part
of the baby shower,
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and then she just took
over the whole dang thing.
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All right, I'll run her
over with my truck.
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I'm not ready to
laugh yet, George.
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When you are ready to laugh,
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I have got the movie for you.
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Bingo. It's for men,
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but I think you'll get it.
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Anybody home?
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Hey.
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What's with all the pink?
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Uh, it's 'cause...
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it's my party, and I'm a girl.
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Makes sense.
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So, uh, what are you doing here?
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You know you're not
invited to the shower, right?
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I know. It's just,
everybody's bringing presents
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for the baby today, so I
wanted to bring one for you.
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Georgie, thank you.
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Open it.
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Okay.
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Sorry for the Christmas
paper. That's all we had.
262
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:28,860
It's beautiful.
263
00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:30,129
Look inside.
264
00:10:33,198 --> 00:10:34,866
What am I looking at here?
265
00:10:34,933 --> 00:10:37,570
It's the sonogram
of our little girl.
266
00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:41,573
I'm not an idiot.
267
00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:46,111
That is the sweetest
thing I've ever seen.
268
00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:48,947
I-I... I love it.
269
00:10:49,014 --> 00:10:50,850
Good. It was
actually Amber's idea.
270
00:10:53,351 --> 00:10:54,787
Oh.
271
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:59,158
Well, that's very
thoughtful. Thank you.
272
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,460
And thank her.
273
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,129
I will.
274
00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,163
All right, well, I'll
let you get back
275
00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,633
to your party. Okay.
276
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,303
You look great, by the way.
277
00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:28,620
Hey, Jim.
278
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,389
Good to see you
again. Hey, come on in.
279
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,658
Yeah. Thanks for having
us. This here is Connor.
280
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:35,394
Hey, Connor. Good
to see you. Hey.
281
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,663
Good to see you
again, Mr. McAllister.
282
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,432
Georgie.
283
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,033
Oh, you got some paint on you.
284
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,268
Been doing some
work around the house?
285
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:43,936
No.
286
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,571
I'm a painter.
287
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,873
Yeah, yeah, he's
always in his room
288
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,775
painting stuff, until you
ask him to paint the garage.
289
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,144
You're hilarious.
290
00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:55,280
All right, sorry. Uh...
291
00:11:55,346 --> 00:11:56,881
He's an artist. Cool.
292
00:11:56,948 --> 00:12:00,285
Like, the, uh... the guy on
TV that paints the clouds.
293
00:12:00,351 --> 00:12:04,023
Uh, my stuff is a little
more, uh, abstract.
294
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,224
Oh, sure.
295
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,826
That means it
doesn't look like stuff.
296
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,028
I hope you're a starving artist
297
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,361
'cause I got a brisket
298
00:12:10,428 --> 00:12:12,298
on the smoker out there
with your name on it.
299
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,633
Connor, uh, is also, uh,
300
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,769
a-a vegetarian.
301
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,105
No problem.
302
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,072
We got beans.
That's a vegetable.
303
00:12:21,139 --> 00:12:22,774
Right? Come on.
304
00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:34,953
This cake is amazing.
305
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:37,322
To look at, sure.
306
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,057
I prefer cakes for eating.
307
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,225
What's your problem?
308
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,626
What's your problem?
309
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:45,397
So, Audrey, is this
your first grandkid?
310
00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:46,331
Yep.
311
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:47,799
You must be excited.
312
00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:49,501
Sure.
313
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,572
Can't say I'm thrilled with
the circumstances, but...
314
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,142
Amanda's always
done things her way.
315
00:12:56,207 --> 00:12:57,876
I have a lot of grandkids.
316
00:12:57,942 --> 00:13:01,113
At some point, you just
stop caring how they got here.
317
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:04,917
I'm gonna get some
punch. It's nonalcoholic.
318
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,251
Oh.
319
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:10,956
You coming down?
320
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,557
In a sec.
321
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,160
You're not missing much.
It's real awkward down there.
322
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,465
Something wrong?
323
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,732
No.
324
00:13:20,798 --> 00:13:22,500
Is it your mom?
325
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,235
'Cause something's
definitely wrong with mine.
326
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,703
No, she's fine.
327
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:29,607
Well, she's a nightmare,
but, uh, that's not it.
328
00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:30,842
Pretty.
329
00:13:30,909 --> 00:13:33,611
Yeah, Georgie got it for me.
330
00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:36,248
There's a sonogram
of our baby inside.
331
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,116
Good for Georgie.
332
00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:41,019
Yeah.
333
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,288
Good for Georgie.
334
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,990
I got to tell you,
335
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:48,894
I think the Cowboys are gonna
take it all the way this year.
336
00:13:49,727 --> 00:13:51,596
Not really into football.
337
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:52,865
Seriously?
338
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,735
That's cool. You like cars?
339
00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,705
Not really.
340
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:01,941
Music?
341
00:14:02,006 --> 00:14:03,274
Yeah.
342
00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:04,743
Great. Who do you like?
343
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:06,979
The Smiths.
344
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,413
I don't know them.
345
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,514
Guns N' Roses?
346
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:12,484
Corporate rock sellouts.
347
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,953
Yeah, well, sellouts
who kick ass, so...
348
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:16,554
Hello.
349
00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:18,990
Sheldon, this is
Mandy's brother, Connor.
350
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,894
Are you watching the game?
Because I heard the Cowboys are
351
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,495
going to go all
the way this year.
352
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,563
It's okay. He don't
watch football either.
353
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:29,268
Great. I learned who
Troy Aikman is for nothing.
354
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:33,172
So, Connor seems
like a good kid.
355
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,474
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.
356
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:36,908
From another planet.
357
00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:39,043
Oh, I got one of those.
358
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,278
Georgie's little brother.
359
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,313
Is he a 22-year-old
art school graduate
360
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,350
with no prospects of ever
holding down a real job?
361
00:14:44,415 --> 00:14:46,851
Actually, he's a science genius
362
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:49,855
who started college
when he was 11.
363
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:53,259
Let's just talk about
the brisket. Mm.
364
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:54,960
All right, Missy, you're first.
365
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,995
How much do you think
the baby's gonna weigh?
366
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,197
Uh, I'm gonna say...
367
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:00,399
Hmm.
368
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,067
18 pounds.
369
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,869
Ooh, ouch.
370
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,803
Too much? Too much.
371
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,274
But then again,
Georgie was a big'un.
372
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,241
How big?
373
00:15:10,308 --> 00:15:11,677
Almost ten pounds.
374
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,845
Ten pounds?
375
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,681
She walked like a
cowboy for months.
376
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,485
Both my children
were normal weight.
377
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,886
Well, good job.
378
00:15:21,953 --> 00:15:23,422
My turn.
379
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,392
Mm-kay, the belly
button's still got a little give.
380
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,495
So, I'm gonna say...
381
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,563
a quick and easy six
pounds, two ounces
382
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:34,767
gonna slide right out of there.
383
00:15:34,832 --> 00:15:37,201
I love you.
384
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,539
So, Connor, what was
your sister like as a kid?
385
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:45,210
Um... we really
didn't get along.
386
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,745
Mm. Yeah, she was older
387
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,514
and loved picking on me.
388
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,149
The same thing
with me and Georgie.
389
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:53,751
Once, she replaced my toothpaste
with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.
390
00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:56,355
Remember when I
used to sit on your head
391
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,855
when you'd watch Star Trek?
392
00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,224
I do.
393
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,725
Guess what I did when
they'd fire their phasers.
394
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,327
You don't need to say it.
395
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,263
I farted.
396
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,298
Hilarious.
397
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,600
Okay.
398
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,004
Oh, a nursing bra.
399
00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:17,042
"Includes removable
pads to prevent leakage."
400
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,543
Wow.
401
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,279
Thanks. That's...
really thoughtful.
402
00:16:21,346 --> 00:16:22,815
Mine dripped like a faucet.
403
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,017
Wait, I have a question.
Please ask it later.
404
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,086
All right, next present.
405
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,153
Okay.
406
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,587
That one's from me.
407
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,392
What leaks? The boob? Later.
408
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,498
What's this?
409
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,899
We set up a nursery
in the guest room.
410
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:43,434
You can move back in.
411
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,770
Can we not talk about this now?
412
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:48,841
What's the problem?
You're gonna need help.
413
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:51,576
Who do you think's been
helping her this whole time?
414
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:54,613
And I appreciate it,
but you're not her family.
415
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:55,980
We're that baby's family.
416
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,850
Georgie's right
across the street.
417
00:16:57,915 --> 00:17:01,820
Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage
boy is gonna be a lot of help.
418
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,355
You don't know what
you're talking about.
419
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,759
Georgie has been there
for me the whole time,
420
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,494
and you come in
at the last minute
421
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,596
with a store-bought castle cake,
422
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,731
and-and you think that's
gonna make up for everything?
423
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:17,068
Okay, I can see
you're a little emotional.
424
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:18,871
Yeah, I am a little
emotional right now,
425
00:17:18,936 --> 00:17:20,806
and you being
here isn't helping.
426
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:24,410
You do not get to
bad-mouth Georgie.
427
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:28,980
He's gonna be a better
parent than you ever were.
428
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,749
Damn.
429
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,652
Now, if someone would help
me up, I would like to storm out.
430
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:36,888
Thank you.
431
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,759
So, who wants cake?
432
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,494
Bingo, it's a subpoena.
433
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:46,097
How's a dog supposed
to read a subpoena?
434
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,232
Look how gritty this is.
435
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:50,903
Frank Miller really brought
a whole new aesthetic
436
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,304
to comic books.
437
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,338
Hmm. I've never really
thought of it that way.
438
00:17:54,405 --> 00:17:56,575
I was doing it. I was bonding.
439
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,376
Now, would you please
put it back in the bag?
440
00:17:58,443 --> 00:17:59,744
Oh. Sure.
441
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,413
And I was great at it.
442
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:06,384
14 hours of smoke and love.
443
00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:07,786
Trying not to drool.
444
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,788
Jim, Connor, we're leaving!
445
00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:13,491
All right, hon, but
the brisket... Now!
446
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,461
I'll make you a doggy bag.
447
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,528
Jim.
448
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:20,833
Poor bastard.
449
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,541
Hey.
450
00:18:30,608 --> 00:18:32,109
I didn't know you were here.
451
00:18:32,176 --> 00:18:33,479
Just checking out the loot.
452
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:36,515
This is amazing. Why
don't all bras do this?
453
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,883
Take that off.
454
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,984
Well, that's what's
great: you don't have to.
455
00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:41,953
Look at this.
456
00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:44,522
The father of my child.
457
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,291
Ooh, nipple cream.
458
00:18:47,358 --> 00:18:49,461
Maybe I should've
went to this party.
459
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:51,563
Sounds fun.
460
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:59,805
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