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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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(chuckles) Well, I will
watch this and let you know.
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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Yeah, and then she laughed
and she touched your arm.
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That's textbook flirting.
I wasn't trying to.
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All I'm saying is
you're not tied down.
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I'm getting parenting
advice from a woman
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whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant.
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Grow up, call your
daughter, and make it right.
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Now.
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Well, I need... I said now.
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I was gonna say
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I need the phone number.
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Do you have a pen?
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ADULT SHELDON: Every culture has
its own traditions to celebrate
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important life events:
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bar mitzvahs,
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quinceañeras,
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baby's first Comic-Con.
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My favorites are
funeral and baby shower.
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They're the only two
thrown in your honor
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you're not expected to attend.
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(whispers): Love it.
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Oh, and after we do gifts,
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we could take pictures
holding Mandy's belly.
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(scoffs) No.
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Okay.
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Here's one.
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We can fill baby
bottles with juice
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and see who can
drink it the fastest.
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Don't go drinking out
of my bottle. Why?
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'Cause it ain't gonna be juice.
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When is this thing anyways?
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Sunday.
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Oh, shoot.
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I got a date with
Amber. I got to cancel.
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You ain't invited.
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But I'm the dad.
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No boys allowed.
Southern Living says so.
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Who is Amber? A
girl I'm seeing.
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Does Mandy know?
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Know what? Oh, nothing.
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It was actually her idea.
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What, Amber? Oh, yeah, I know.
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She's divorced. What?
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Don't worry, she ain't old.
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It's just she got
married too young.
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Okay. Uh...
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So, Mandy,
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have you given any thought
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to which friends or
family you want to invite?
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Well, given the circumstances,
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I'm thinking maybe
we keep it small.
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'Cause your friends
don't know about this?
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They don't know about this.
They don't know about that.
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They don't know about any of it.
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Can I invite your mom?
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Um...
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That's a no.
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Well... (sighs) we
would love to have her,
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but it's totally up to you.
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(sighs)
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Fine.
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Great.
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Is it great?
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Oh, I thought of another
game we could play.
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First, you melt chocolate in
a diaper... Keep thinking.
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We're coming up
with games to play?
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Because I have a good one:
intelligent animal technology.
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For example, if rhinoceroses
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were intelligent,
how would they type?
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This is for Mandy's baby shower.
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Oh. I don't want to go to that.
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(chuckles) Thankfully,
it's for ladies only.
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Yeah, even if you're the father.
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Why do you want to go?
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Well, I'm gonna be at the birth,
but I can't go to the party?
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How do you know she
wants you at the birth?
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Who's gonna catch the baby?
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GEORGE SR.: You may
not want to be there.
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It's a rough one.
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George.
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Oh, you're right, dear.
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It's a beautiful event
which I will never forget.
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Wait, you said it was beautiful
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and then made a face to
imply that it wasn't.
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So, which is it?
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Oh, my God, Sheldon,
it's disgusting.
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He could've just said that.
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Pretty good game Sunday,
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if you want to watch with
me instead. All right.
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You should invite Mandy's
dad and brother to join you.
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It might be awkward.
Don't really know them.
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That's how you get to know them.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wait, I don't have to
watch football, do I?
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No. Please don't.
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Sweet.
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Hi, Jim.
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Hey, Mary. Good to see you.
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You looking for some tires?
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Actually, I'm looking
for your wife.
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Oh.
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You're not gonna yell
at her again, are you?
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No, no.
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Okay, you sure about that?
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'Cause I wouldn't
mind seeing it.
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(sighs) I just wanted to
drop off an invitation
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to Mandy's baby shower.
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Oh. Well, that's-that's
real kind of you.
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And George is hoping
that you'll come over
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and watch the game
with him and Georgie.
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Huh. Well, that
sounds like fun.
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And your son is welcome, too.
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All right, well, you know,
Connor ain't all that much
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into football or
baseball. (chuckles)
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Or, shoot, anything
with a ball, really.
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Well, if you do come,
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I know that George
is making brisket.
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(slaps counter) Brisket
and football? (chuckles)
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Well, you drive a hard
bargain. (chuckling)
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Hello, Mary.
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Hi.
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All right, well, I'm
gonna go help, uh...
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somebody.
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I want to apologize
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for getting off on the
wrong foot last time.
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Oh. You mean when you
called me a terrible mother?
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The important thing is you
and Mandy are talking again.
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Mm-hmm.
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Anyway, I just
wanted to drop off
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this invitation to
her, uh, baby shower.
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Thank you for including me.
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Of course.
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(sighs)
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You'd think her own
mother would know
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she was having a girl.
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Well, Georgie wants
it to be a surprise,
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so she's barely told anyone.
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She told you.
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Barely.
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Um...
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you know what'd be great is
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if you could come
and help us plan it.
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I'd like that.
Thank you very much.
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Then it's settled.
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All right, please, uh, say
goodbye to your husband.
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Well, you can tell him yourself.
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He's hiding behind
that stack of tires.
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Bye. (chuckles)
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(knock on door) It's open.
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Hello. (groans)
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I was wondering
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if I could have access
to the lab on Sunday.
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I'm not here on Sunday.
Where will you be?
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If I tell you that,
you might go there.
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Well, I told you where
I'll be: the lab.
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How about this? Here's
the key. Go nuts.
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But I'm a minor. I
require adult supervision.
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I won't tell anyone.
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I will. I'm quite the tattler.
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Then you'll have to
wait till Monday.
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But I'm trying to get out
of the house on Sunday.
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Why? The father and the
brother of the woman
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my brother impregnated are
coming over to watch sports
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with my brother and my father.
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So you're trying to avoid
a male bonding experience?
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At all cost.
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You know, son, as scientists,
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we're often teamed with
people that we don't know.
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The ability to bond and
build relationships,
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that's-that's an
essential skill.
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So you're suggesting
I use this gathering
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as an opportunity to
better those skills?
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Exactly.
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Very well. I'll give it a go.
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Great. Would you
like to join us?
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I can't. Why?
Where will you be?
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So, I was thinking we could
do something sweet and simple,
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like a garden party.
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Oh, that sounds good.
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I know Mandy doesn't
like to make a big fuss.
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Since when?
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That girl has always wanted
to be the center of attention.
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Oh, well, I guess you
would know. (chuckles)
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And garden party sounds lovely,
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but maybe we could do
something a little more fun.
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Like princess
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or "around the world"...
You know, all the places
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she was gonna go,
but now she can't
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'cause she ruined her life.
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I like princess.
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Oh, great. I know
this wonderful bakery
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that makes a cake that looks
just like a fairy-tale castle.
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I was gonna make my
German chocolate cake.
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She's having a girl, not
starting World War II.
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Castle cake it is.
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Yay.
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Hello.
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Ugh, nerd movies are over there.
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No, I need to bond with
Mandy's father and brother,
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so I'm looking for movies
they might've seen,
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so that we can engage in some
testosterone-rich banter.
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Okay, I can help you.
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A lot of dudes have
been renting this.
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"Bingo.
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He's every family's
best friend."
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Are you tricking me?
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No.
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Glad I asked. Ring me up.
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That was fun. Thanks.
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That was fun. Thanks.
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(chuckles) Are we
still on for Sunday?
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(sighs) Sorry, can't.
Mandy's having a baby shower.
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You're going to that?
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No, but I promised I'd hang out
with her dad and brother, so...
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Is it weird to talk
about this stuff?
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Would it be weird if I
talked about my ex-husband?
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Depends. What would you say?
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(sighs) I don't know.
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Maybe that he's six-four,
weighs about 240 pounds,
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got a short fuse.
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Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
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Well, I'm fine if you want
to talk about your situation.
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Oh, great, 'cause
I need some advice.
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So, should I get
Mandy a present?
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You mean, like a baby gift?
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Or for her. You know, like,
"Thanks for making the effort"?
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(scoffs) I don't think I would
engrave that on anything,
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but... could be sweet.
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Cool.
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You were just playing about
your ex being that big, right?
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But the divorce was a mutual
thing? He wanted it, too?
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He ain't in there,
is he? (laughs)
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Hey.
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I hate that woman.
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Your mother? Eh, she
ain't gonna live forever.
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Mandy's mom.
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Oh. Yeah, that one we're
stuck with for a while.
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I extended an olive branch
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to make her feel part
of the baby shower,
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and then she just took
over the whole dang thing.
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All right, I'll run
her over with my truck.
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I'm not ready to
laugh yet, George.
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When you are ready to laugh,
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I have got the movie for you.
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Bingo. It's for men,
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but I think you'll get it.
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(barking)
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Anybody home?
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Hey.
258
00:09:51,395 --> 00:09:52,929
What's with all the pink?
259
00:09:52,996 --> 00:09:54,865
Uh, it's 'cause...
260
00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:57,121
it's my party, and I'm a girl.
261
00:09:57,382 --> 00:09:58,650
Makes sense.
262
00:09:59,145 --> 00:10:01,421
So, uh, what are you doing here?
263
00:10:01,446 --> 00:10:03,291
You know you're not invited
to the shower, right?
264
00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:05,384
I know. It's just,
everybody's bringing presents
265
00:10:05,409 --> 00:10:08,712
for the baby today, so I
wanted to bring one for you.
266
00:10:08,885 --> 00:10:11,053
Georgie, thank you.
267
00:10:11,483 --> 00:10:12,563
Open it.
268
00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:14,062
Okay.
269
00:10:14,818 --> 00:10:17,754
Sorry for the Christmas
paper. That's all we had.
270
00:10:23,313 --> 00:10:24,681
It's beautiful.
271
00:10:24,814 --> 00:10:26,015
Look inside.
272
00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,781
What am I looking at here?
273
00:10:30,806 --> 00:10:33,270
It's the sonogram
of our little girl.
274
00:10:35,572 --> 00:10:37,274
I'm not an idiot. (chuckles)
275
00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:39,643
(sighs)
276
00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:41,812
That is the sweetest
thing I've ever seen.
277
00:10:41,878 --> 00:10:44,648
I-I... I love it.
278
00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:46,550
Good. It was actually
Amber's idea.
279
00:10:49,052 --> 00:10:50,487
Oh.
280
00:10:52,331 --> 00:10:54,900
Well, that's very
thoughtful. Thank you.
281
00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:57,325
And thank her.
282
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,215
I will.
283
00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,603
All right, well,
I'll let you get back
284
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,029
to your party. Okay.
285
00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:08,117
You look great, by the way.
286
00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:09,934
(sighs)
287
00:11:14,582 --> 00:11:15,950
(door closes)
288
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,144
(knock on door)
289
00:11:20,192 --> 00:11:21,321
Hey, Jim.
290
00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:23,089
Good to see you again.
Hey, come on in.
291
00:11:23,114 --> 00:11:26,075
Yeah. Thanks for having
us. This here is Connor.
292
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,094
Hey, Connor. Good
to see you. Hey.
293
00:11:28,161 --> 00:11:30,363
Good to see you
again, Mr. McAllister.
294
00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:31,900
Georgie.
295
00:11:32,073 --> 00:11:33,733
Oh, you got some paint on you.
296
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,010
Been doing some work
around the house?
297
00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:36,636
(stifled chuckle) No.
298
00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:38,271
I'm a painter.
299
00:11:38,338 --> 00:11:40,573
Yeah, yeah, he's
always in his room
300
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,476
painting stuff, until you
ask him to paint the garage.
301
00:11:43,543 --> 00:11:44,477
(both laugh)
302
00:11:44,544 --> 00:11:45,722
You're hilarious.
303
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,816
All right, sorry.
Uh... (clears throat)
304
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,408
He's an artist. Cool.
305
00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:53,027
Like, the, uh... the guy on
TV that paints the clouds.
306
00:11:53,052 --> 00:11:56,723
Uh, my stuff is a little
more, uh, abstract.
307
00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:57,924
Oh, sure.
308
00:11:57,991 --> 00:11:59,684
That means it doesn't
look like stuff.
309
00:11:59,709 --> 00:12:02,004
(chuckles) I hope
you're a starving artist
310
00:12:02,029 --> 00:12:03,062
'cause I got a brisket
311
00:12:03,087 --> 00:12:04,956
on the smoker out there
with your name on it.
312
00:12:04,983 --> 00:12:07,252
Connor, uh, is also, uh,
313
00:12:07,277 --> 00:12:09,346
a-a vegetarian.
314
00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:11,805
(stammers) No problem.
315
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,815
We got beans.
That's a vegetable.
316
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,475
Right? (chuckles) Come on.
317
00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,654
This cake is amazing.
318
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,023
To look at, sure.
319
00:12:30,089 --> 00:12:31,758
I prefer cakes for eating.
320
00:12:31,825 --> 00:12:32,926
What's your problem?
321
00:12:32,992 --> 00:12:34,327
What's your problem?
322
00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:38,097
So, Audrey, is this
your first grandkid?
323
00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:39,032
Yep.
324
00:12:39,098 --> 00:12:40,500
You must be excited.
325
00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,202
Sure.
326
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:46,272
Can't say I'm thrilled with
the circumstances, but...
327
00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:48,842
Amanda's always
done things her way.
328
00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:50,577
I have a lot of grandkids.
329
00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:53,813
At some point, you just stop
caring how they got here.
330
00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:57,617
I'm gonna get some
punch. It's nonalcoholic.
331
00:12:57,684 --> 00:12:58,952
Oh.
332
00:13:02,642 --> 00:13:03,850
You coming down?
333
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,258
In a sec.
334
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,902
You're not missing much.
It's real awkward down there.
335
00:13:08,193 --> 00:13:09,742
(chuckles)
336
00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:12,165
Something wrong?
337
00:13:12,232 --> 00:13:13,433
No.
338
00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,243
Is it your mom?
339
00:13:15,351 --> 00:13:17,063
'Cause something's
definitely wrong with mine.
340
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,488
No, she's fine.
341
00:13:18,513 --> 00:13:22,350
Well, she's a nightmare,
but, uh, that's not it.
342
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,543
Pretty.
343
00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:26,312
Yeah, Georgie got it for me.
344
00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:28,948
There's a sonogram
of our baby inside.
345
00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:30,859
Good for Georgie.
346
00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:33,062
Yeah.
347
00:13:33,786 --> 00:13:35,512
Good for Georgie.
348
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,371
I got to tell you,
349
00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:41,232
I think the Cowboys are gonna
take it all the way this year.
350
00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:44,297
Not really into football.
351
00:13:44,571 --> 00:13:45,649
Seriously?
352
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:50,436
That's cool. You like cars?
353
00:13:50,882 --> 00:13:52,380
Not really.
354
00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:54,641
Music?
355
00:13:54,707 --> 00:13:55,975
Yeah.
356
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,443
Great. Who do you like?
357
00:13:57,510 --> 00:13:59,221
The Smiths.
358
00:13:59,746 --> 00:14:01,114
I don't know them.
359
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,215
Guns N' Roses?
360
00:14:02,282 --> 00:14:05,184
(scoffs) Corporate
rock sellouts.
361
00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:07,654
Yeah, well, sellouts
who kick ass, so...
362
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,255
Hello.
363
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,649
Sheldon, this is
Mandy's brother, Connor.
364
00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:14,847
Are you watching the game?
Because I heard the Cowboys are
365
00:14:14,872 --> 00:14:16,499
going to go all
the way this year.
366
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,526
It's okay. He don't
watch football either.
367
00:14:18,551 --> 00:14:22,188
Great. I learned who Troy
Aikman is for nothing.
368
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,914
GEORGE SR.: So, Connor
seems like a good kid.
369
00:14:25,939 --> 00:14:28,174
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.
370
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:29,609
From another planet.
371
00:14:29,676 --> 00:14:31,744
Oh, I got one of those.
372
00:14:31,811 --> 00:14:32,979
Georgie's little brother.
373
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,014
Is he a 22-year-old
art school graduate
374
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:37,050
with no prospects of ever
holding down a real job?
375
00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:39,552
(chuckles) Actually,
he's a science genius
376
00:14:39,619 --> 00:14:42,555
who started college
when he was 11.
377
00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:45,959
Let's just talk about
the brisket. Mm.
378
00:14:46,025 --> 00:14:47,660
All right, Missy, you're first.
379
00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:49,696
How much do you think
the baby's gonna weigh?
380
00:14:49,762 --> 00:14:51,898
Uh, I'm gonna say...
381
00:14:51,965 --> 00:14:53,099
Hmm.
382
00:14:53,736 --> 00:14:54,767
18 pounds.
383
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,569
(laughs) Ooh, ouch.
384
00:14:56,594 --> 00:14:58,462
Too much? Too much.
385
00:14:58,571 --> 00:15:01,204
But then again,
Georgie was a big'un.
386
00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:02,984
How big?
387
00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:04,377
Almost ten pounds.
388
00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:05,545
Ten pounds?
389
00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:08,265
She walked like a
cowboy for months.
390
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,324
(laughs)
391
00:15:09,349 --> 00:15:11,985
Both my children
were normal weight.
392
00:15:12,251 --> 00:15:14,587
Well, good job.
393
00:15:14,654 --> 00:15:16,122
MEEMAW: My turn.
394
00:15:16,189 --> 00:15:19,092
Mm-kay, the belly button's
still got a little give.
395
00:15:20,207 --> 00:15:22,236
So, I'm gonna say...
396
00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:25,306
a quick and easy six
pounds, two ounces
397
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:27,467
gonna slide right out of there.
398
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:29,861
(chuckling)
(sighs) I love you.
399
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,240
So, Connor, what was your
sister like as a kid?
400
00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:37,910
Um... we really
didn't get along.
401
00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:39,445
Mm. Yeah, she was older
402
00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:41,214
and loved picking on me.
403
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,978
The same thing with
me and Georgie.
404
00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:46,494
Once, she replaced my toothpaste
with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.
405
00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:47,687
(laughs)
406
00:15:47,754 --> 00:15:49,098
Remember when I used
to sit on your head
407
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,556
when you'd watch Star Trek?
408
00:15:50,623 --> 00:15:51,924
I do.
409
00:15:51,949 --> 00:15:53,760
Guess what I did when
they'd fire their phasers.
410
00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:55,319
You don't need to say it.
411
00:15:55,728 --> 00:15:57,005
I farted.
412
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:58,564
(George Jr. laughs)
413
00:15:58,631 --> 00:15:59,999
Hilarious.
414
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:02,301
MANDY: Okay.
415
00:16:02,368 --> 00:16:04,704
(gasps) Oh, a nursing bra.
416
00:16:05,843 --> 00:16:09,742
"Includes removable pads
to prevent leakage."
417
00:16:10,405 --> 00:16:11,285
Wow.
418
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,980
Thanks. That's...
really thoughtful.
419
00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:15,515
Mine dripped like a faucet.
420
00:16:15,581 --> 00:16:17,717
Wait, I have a question.
Please ask it later.
421
00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:19,786
All right, next present.
422
00:16:19,852 --> 00:16:20,853
Okay.
423
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,288
That one's from me.
424
00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:26,092
(whispers): What
leaks? The boob? Later.
425
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,198
(chuckles) What's this?
426
00:16:32,265 --> 00:16:34,600
We set up a nursery
in the guest room.
427
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,175
You can move back in.
428
00:16:36,986 --> 00:16:38,554
Can we not talk about this now?
429
00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:41,582
What's the problem?
You're gonna need help.
430
00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:44,277
Who do you think's been
helping her this whole time?
431
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:47,313
And I appreciate it, but
you're not her family.
432
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:48,681
We're that baby's family.
433
00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:50,550
Georgie's right
across the street.
434
00:16:50,616 --> 00:16:54,520
Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage
boy is gonna be a lot of help.
435
00:16:54,587 --> 00:16:55,688
(laughs)
436
00:16:55,755 --> 00:16:57,099
You don't know what
you're talking about.
437
00:16:57,123 --> 00:17:00,460
Georgie has been there
for me the whole time,
438
00:17:00,526 --> 00:17:02,195
and you come in
at the last minute
439
00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:04,297
with a store-bought castle cake,
440
00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:06,689
and-and you think that's
gonna make up for everything?
441
00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:09,811
Okay, I can see you're
a little emotional.
442
00:17:09,836 --> 00:17:11,571
Yeah, I am a little
emotional right now,
443
00:17:11,637 --> 00:17:13,506
and you being here
isn't helping.
444
00:17:14,607 --> 00:17:17,110
You do not get to
bad-mouth Georgie.
445
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:21,681
He's gonna be a better
parent than you ever were.
446
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:23,449
Damn.
447
00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:26,352
Now, if someone would help me
up, I would like to storm out.
448
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,597
Thank you.
449
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,501
So, who wants cake?
450
00:17:33,526 --> 00:17:36,395
MAN: Bingo, it's a subpoena.
451
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,840
How's a dog supposed
to read a subpoena?
452
00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:40,933
Look how gritty this is.
453
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,603
Frank Miller really brought
a whole new aesthetic
454
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:45,004
to comic books.
455
00:17:45,071 --> 00:17:47,039
Hmm. I've never really
thought of it that way.
456
00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:49,275
ADULT SHELDON: I was
doing it. I was bonding.
457
00:17:49,342 --> 00:17:51,102
Now, would you please
put it back in the bag?
458
00:17:51,144 --> 00:17:52,445
Oh. Sure.
459
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:54,113
ADULT SHELDON: And
I was great at it.
460
00:17:55,815 --> 00:17:59,085
(laughs) 14 hours
of smoke and love.
461
00:17:59,152 --> 00:18:00,486
Trying not to drool.
462
00:18:00,553 --> 00:18:03,489
Jim, Connor, we're leaving!
463
00:18:03,556 --> 00:18:06,192
All right, hon, but the
brisket... AUDREY: Now!
464
00:18:06,926 --> 00:18:08,161
I'll make you a doggy bag.
465
00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:10,229
AUDREY: Jim.
466
00:18:13,077 --> 00:18:14,312
Poor bastard.
467
00:18:18,678 --> 00:18:20,117
(sighs)
468
00:18:20,147 --> 00:18:21,181
Hey.
469
00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:22,565
I didn't know you were here.
470
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,034
Just checking out the loot.
471
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,770
This is amazing. Why
don't all bras do this?
472
00:18:27,245 --> 00:18:28,329
Take that off.
473
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,389
Well, that's what's
great: you don't have to.
474
00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:31,616
Look at this.
475
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,751
The father of my child.
476
00:18:36,054 --> 00:18:37,589
Ooh, nipple cream.
477
00:18:37,614 --> 00:18:39,716
Maybe I should've
went to this party.
478
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:41,974
Sounds fun.
479
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,111
And TOYOTA.
480
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:08,280
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