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Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!

Every birthday I've ever had has been here,

in this house.

♪ Cha, cha, cha, happy birthday...

It's always the same.

Mom makes me Mickey Mouse pancakes.

Everyone gives me presents.

♪ Dear Belly...

It's the one day the boys

have to include me in everything.

It's my favorite day of the year.

- What is that? - Infinity.

Do you know what that means?

It's really cool. I learned it in math class.

So, you know how numbers keep getting bigger and bigger?

A hundred, a thousand, a million.

To get to the biggest number in the world,

you'd have to keep counting

because there's always a bigger number.

It's boundless.

I don't get it.

Imagine it's a racetrack.

You see how there's no starting or ending point?

You could travel endlessly around those curves.

Goes on forever.

That's infinity.

Golden brown and crisp.

That's how it's supposed to look.

How's it going over there?

- Look at these pancakes. - It's ready.

Morning, everyone.

- Happy birthday. - Hey!

There's the birthday girl,

looking like a vision in floral.

Happy birthday.

Happy sweet 16, Bells.

Now Belly Button's getting old finally.

- Happy birthday. - Thanks, everyone.

- Happy birthday, sweetheart. - Thanks, Mom.

Your Mickey Mouse pancakes are ready.

Actually, I'm not really, uh, hungry.

Oh.

Shall we open gifts?

Oh, you're gonna love mine.

It's a first edition.

I got it from a rare book dealer.

Thanks, Mom.

Turn to the bookmarked page.

- It's your favorite poem. - Oh, yeah.

I remember Susannah teaching us to recite this.

"For whatever we lose...

Like a you or a me

It's always ourselves we find

in the sea."

Thank you. I love it.

You're welcome.

Okay, open mine now, Belly.

Oh, wow.

They're gorgeous. Thank you, Susannah.

My mom gave me these pearls

for my sweet 16.

Radiant, isn't she?

They look great on you, sweetheart.

Oh, I'm next.

- Here. - Thank you.

It's a good-luck charm to help you pass your driving test.

Perfect.

Thank you.

- Think fast, Belly. - What?

Steven.

Wow, Steven, I can't believe you actually

- spent money on me. - Relax.

I just didn't want you stealing mine next year when I get in.

I didn't know you were still considering Princeton.

You know, I-I think I'm gonna apply for some scholarships,

and Dad thinks I can get some financial aid.

I-I don't know. I'll see if I get in.

Okay. Um...

Conrad, uh, do you want to give Belly your present?

Sorry, I forgot.

Uh, that's... that's cool. Um...

I wasn't really expecting anything anyway, so...

Oh, so I got to go. Um, I promised Cleveland

that I'd show him some knots today, so...

Happy birthday, Belly.

Hey. Why don't we take my car and practice driving

before we have to pick up Taylor from the bus station.

♪ The last time...

Sure.

Okay, slow and steady. You're doing great.

Just keep going straight, okay?

Okay.

You excited to see Taylor?

Yeah, uh, of course. So excited.

You sure?

Look, she's my best friend in the world,

but, um, I mean, you know how Taylor is.

She's like a hurricane.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Hurricane Taylor.

And I guess I always

feel like the supporting character around her,

which, normally, I don't mind.

But it's your birthday,

and you're the main character, Belly, not her.

Yeah. Thanks, Jere.

♪ To myself...

- Whoops. - Bells?

We're gonna need a part two to this driving lesson, okay?

And part three and part four.

♪ I love you, but you let me down ♪ ♪

All right, just picture it like this, okay?

This standing line is the tree, and all you have to do

is make a loop for the rabbit hole, and the rabbit

comes out of the hole,

around the back of the tree, back down the hole.

You got yourself a bowline knot.

That is one of the most convoluted metaphors

I have ever encountered.

Yeah, I guess growing up around it,

I never really thought about how weird it might sound, but...

No, no, no.

So, um...

They're doing this, um, segment with me for

the Good Morning Massachusetts show this afternoon.

Ha, ha. And, uh,

could you come early and help me prep?

You know, I do not want

to get canceled by the sailing community.

So...

Yeah, no, yeah, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be happy to.

Great. I look forward to sounding like

I know what I'm talking about.

It's rabbits and trees, man.

All right, let's get back to it.

- Uh... - Right, man.

- Show me what you got. - Tree.

- Rabbit. - Yeah.

Mmm.

Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, so I know it's a little bit extra

to go all the way to New York just for dress fittings,

but this designer, Olivia Lim,

I'm trying to work with, she's amazing.

She just graduated from Central Saint Martins

in London last summer, and she's just been blowing up.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I-I think I've actually heard about her.

And, oh, my gosh, her studio in Chinatown is so cool.

She hands you Pocky and champagne in a can

the minute you walk in.

Whoa. Getting customers buzzed on-on sugar and booze,

- that's the move. - Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

And if you look at her Instagram,

she has some menswear options

that might go really nicely with what I'm planning on wearing.

Here.

Oh.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, those look, those look great.

We, like, totally don't have to coordinate outfits

- if you don't want to. It's fine. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

I-I want to.

Geez, I'm sorry.

No, I really, really want to.

I mean, honestly, you're, like,

the best-dressed girl in Cousins.

It's, um... not that hard.

Look, um...

I just really want to look good next to you.

You will.

You do.

Twenty bucks she calls you "Jeremy" again.

- I don't... I think she learned from last time. - You think?

That's how she flirts with you.

Here she comes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- Happy birthday. - Thank you.

Belly, you little tart.

What?

You finally took my advice.

This outfit is snatched.

Oh, my God, Taylor.

Isn't Belly looking like a snack?

Always.

Thank you.

Oh, uh, here, let me get your bag.

Thank you. You're such a gentleman, Jeremy.

- Of course. - Um...

- It's Jeremiah, not Jeremy. - I like "Jeremy" better.

Uh, should we, uh, head home?

Ooh, actually, can we make a stop first?

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

Wow.

Mmm. I live.

I would literally eat this every day if I could.

Me, too.

Mmm.

Okay.

Open your present.

I think it'll look so hot on you.

Do you like it?

Okay, Belly would never wear that.

Actually, I really like it.

Thank you, Taylor.

You're welcome.

Okay, so, what's the plan for tonight? Where's the party?

Well, Susannah always plans a big lobster dinner.

Boring. No.

It's your 16th birthday. We have to go out.

No, no, no. These dinners are really, really fun.

And Susannah had the idea to make it Midsommar themed,

so she got flower crowns

especially made for us and everything.

Don't you think you should be spending

your birthday with people your own age?

I am. You're here.

Hello? Am I invisible?

And I guess Steven.

And Cam's coming, too.

Yay, I'm so excited to meet the guy who finally got you

to take your eyes off of you-know-who.

- Taylor. - What?

I have an idea.

We can go to Nicole's big blowout

at her place tonight. Maybe go after dinner?

Yes. Who's Nicole?

She's my big sister for the deb ball.

She's super nice and just really cool and fun and...

Ugh, I'm, like, melting right now.

Can we go back to the house?

I want to change into my bikini and jump in the pool.

Sure.

- I call shotgun. - Come on, Bells.

Okay. Hold on.

I'm coming.

Oh, wow. Look who decided to be nice.

Yeah.

Conrad is going to lose

his mind when he sees you in this bikini.

No, I doubt it. I honestly think he couldn't care less.

- Come on, Belly. - No, seriously.

He didn't even get me a present this year.

- What? - Yeah.

He claimed he forgot.

- Ugh, what a little bitch. - Yeah.

I can't believe you went against my very sound advice

and went and got booed up anyway.

I guess.

I mean, she's, like, the hottest girl I've ever met.

We know you're gossiping about us over there.

Yeah, you wish.

Let's play chicken.

- No. Not chicken. - Yes.

I was like 12 the last time we played.

Oh, come on, it'll be hilarious.

Hey, I'm down. Come on, Steven.

Fine.

Dibs on Jeremy.

Oh, great, that means I'm stuck with Steven.

That isn't fair. Are you kidding me?

Taylor's so much lighter.

Oh, I'm sorry I'm so massive.

- Wh... - I wouldn't want to break your delicate little shoulders.

No, you're just taller than her is all. That's...

Oh, come on.

You're such a complainer. Let's just switch.

Fine. Fine.

- Let's take them down, Bell. - Fine. Ugh.

You guys ready?

You're going down.

- Undefeated. Undefeated. - Let's go. Let's go.

- Oh, my... - Go.

- No! - Ugh, Steven.

Why are your shoulders so slippery?

Uh, maybe it's all that oil you slathered on your legs.

Uh, maybe if you had some hair on your chest,

I wouldn't be sliding all over the place.

Okay. Let's just go. Let's just go.

- Uh, go. - Come on, come on.

All right. Three, two, one, go.

Hey!

- Hey, hold on. - Oh, snap.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

- Yeah! Whoo! - Yeah! Give me some.

- God, that was so your fault. - That was completely your fault.

- What? - Are you kidding me?

- Still the champs. - Yeah.

- Still the champs. - Hey, guys.

Hey, Nicole.

Hi. Happy birthday, Belly.

Are you guys playing chicken?

Um, yeah. It was, it was Taylor's idea.

Hey, I'm Taylor.

- Hi. - She's my best friend from home.

Just visiting for the weekend.

Oh.

- That's cute. - Yeah.

You guys want to play a real game?

- Yes. - Yeah. - Sounds good.

- Oh, oh. - ♪ I feel close...

No!

Go, Jere. I'm sorry, Jere.

♪ It's a spotlight stuck on the ceiling ♪

♪ Why are these the things...

You're slipping, Steven.

- Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah.

Okay. No, no, now it's on.

Got it.

- Oh, yours, yours, yours. - Oh, nice.

Steven.

Aw, we messed up.

♪ Just how I feel...

Got it.

Oh!

Oh!

What you want, Belly? Belly.

- Oh! - Steven, it-it's you.

- I don't think you're ready. - Come on.

Ow.

Oh, my God.

- Are you okay? - I'm so sorry.

- I didn't... - Taylor.

It was an accident.

I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Yeah, no, I'm-I'm-I'm totally fine.

Y-You guys keep playing.

Let me see it. Let's go inside.

I'll get you some ice.

Conrad, it's okay.

I'm so, so sorry again, Nicole.

- Feel better, okay? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Come on, Belly.

Conrad can take care of Nicole.

Let's go inside and look at ourselves

in the mirror some more.

Yeah, have fun with that.

Does it hurt?

Conrad, I told you I was fine.

I know. I just...

care.

Well, thank you for taking care of me.

Any time.

Sorry.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. Um, I'm sorry, I got to, I got to go.

- Uh... Okay. - I'm late.

Bye.

- That's cute. - Mm-hmm.

What's happening at the bookstore?

I don't know. Should we rubberneck?

- Always. - Excuse me.

Excuse me. Oh.

Am I crazy, or does Cleveland Castillo look... good?

No, it's the celibacy talking.

I think he might just be perfect "sex after divorce" material.

- What? - What? Didn't you say you devoured his book

- in like a day? - Yeah, but then

I read that essay in The New Yorker about his ex.

He's gay.

I read that essay, too. He is not gay.

He's bi.

What? Does that make a difference?

- Of course not. - Well... then what's the harm

in a little summer fling?

I'd rather be here with you.

Darling, you already are.

Live a little.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Connie. - Hey, sorry, I'm late.

Yeah, I would love to talk about the book

that, uh, I'm about to write.

It's, uh, it's about sailing.

I don't know what to think about you this summer.

What do you mean?

Suddenly, you care about clothes.

You have new friends. You have a boyfriend.

Yeah, well, I told you this summer would be different.

I know. I have to admit...

I'm kind of freaked out by your glow-up.

Oh, don't you always say,

"Belly, don't be so afraid of change"?

No, I know, I know.

Can you just promise me one thing?

- Yeah, anything. - We'll always be best friends?

That'll never change.

Best friends forever.

Come on.

I thought we were keeping dinner simple.

It's Belly's sweet 16.

Is Connie done shucking the corn?

Mm, not yet.

I can't believe he forgot Belly's birthday.

What's up with that?

He's been shut down like this since April.

When he and his girlfriend broke up?

Yeah, but he won't talk to me about it.

I just, I want to make sure he's okay.

Remember that time he broke his arm and didn't tell anyone

because he didn't want to be a bother?

Classic Connie.

Do you think maybe you could talk to him?

I mean, you-you've always had a way of making him open up.

I'm on it.

'Sup, Laurel?

I just wanted to check in with you.

Okay.

How have you been?

Fine.

"Fine."

We used to talk.

- We still talk. - Barely.

You're still my special guy, you know.

You're the first baby.

You can talk to me about anything.

Thank you.

You know...

you don't have to hold everything in all the time.

You don't always have to be strong.

I know.

I'm just...

It's been a while since I was your age,

but I still remember what it was like to have my heart broken.

Losing your first love, it hurts,

and it takes time to get over it.

Aubrey, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, no. That was brutal.

Yeah.

Wow. Cool.

- This is delicious. - Yeah.

- Of course it is. - So, Cam.

You mind if I call you Cam Cameron?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, man. Feel free. That's funny.

- Cool. - I'm glad you're here, Cameron.

I know your mom, Denise, from the club.

I have heard a lot about you.

Thank you so much for having me, Susannah.

My mom says hi.

- Mm. - Cam, have you

ever had miyeok-guk before?

It's a Korean birthday tradition.

No. Looks so good. Thank you.

Belly told me you're vegetarian, so I didn't put any meat in it.

Thank you, Laurel. Oh, geez.

Why don't you eat meat, Cam Cameron?

Uh, the meat industry is, like, the number one

- contributor to global warming. - Mm.

And I just, I like animals.

Just don't come for my leather jacket.

- I'm pretty sure you mean pleather. - Ooh.

You know, uh, actually, Belly eats meat.

So, you let her kiss you with those lips?

Guys.

Stop.

No, I don't judge people for eating meat.

It's just, like, a personal choice. I don't care.

So you don't mind if, uh, like, her lips touch

a dead animal, and then those dead animal lips

touch your lips, right? Ow.

I don't mind at all.

Um, in fact...

Aw.

All right.

All right, all right.

Belly's allowed to kiss,

but that's it.

Mom, please. No. You're so not funny.

- No more wine for you, okay? - I'm sorry. I just

don't understand why anybody would want to kiss somebody

who once fully shat in the bathtub.

I was like two years old.

- Two? More like six. - Six.

- Shut up, Steven. - Steven.

Aw, I remember that.

God, that feels like a lifetime ago.

I remember when I visited last summer,

and you and you dared him

to pee in the fireplace, and you stunk up

the entire house for days. Do you remember that?

I blamed the neighbor's cat.

We were drunk. We were drunk.

On like half a White Claw.

She got you there.

You know, um, I'm thinking

maybe we should go to Nicole's party.

Yes.

Oh, my God. I love you. I'm so excited.

- Ow. Oh... - It goes on your lashes,

- not in your eyeball. - Uh, yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.

Just let me do it.

Tonight is gonna be so much fun.

Yeah, I just hope it's not a disaster

like the last party I went to.

You went to one party for like 20 minutes.

It barely even counts.

Yeah, and I embarrassed myself in front of everyone.

No, you made people notice you.

Enjoy it. Don't spoil it.

I mean, I guess it was pretty badass

having a black eye for a day.

Zero clumps.

I'm a genius.

Oh, we should totally wear these to the party.

Wh... I mean, Susannah got those as, like, a fun thing

for my birthday dinner. Isn't it weird if we wear them

- out of the house? - No.

It's hot.

Look at us.

We're hot-ass bitches.

♪ That my best friend, she a real bad ♪

♪ Got her own money, she don't need no ♪

♪ On the dance floor, she had two, three drinks ♪

♪ Now she twerking, she throw it out and come back in...

You know I've dated your daughter.

Um...

Whoo!

Dude. That was awesome.

♪ Beep, beep, is that my bestie in a Tessie...

Belly, you came!

Hey, Nicole. You look so pretty.

Oh, me? Look at you. Oh, my goodness.

- Are those real flowers? - Yes.

Incredible. Well, we have to show Gigi.

Yeah, yeah, totally.

- You want to come? - You have fun over there.

- Okay. Okay. - I'm gonna go find a drink.

You guys, look who's here.

Birthday girl.

- Happy birthday. - Happy birthday.

Thank you. Thank you, guys.

Um, is this for me?

Who else would it be for, Belly?

Oh, my... Thank you, guys.

Yeah.

These cakes are amazing, Nicole.

I never miss a chance to have a Sofia Coppola moment.

Okay, well, Belly, make a wish.

Okay.

Oh, Belly, where's Jeremiah?

Um, I think he's over by the drinks table.

Who's thirsty?

You, clearly.

Yeah? Well, I'll give you some lessons.

I'm really good, actually.

- I'll hold you to that. - Hey, all about it.

So, how come I've never seen you at the pool?

My parents had one put in, so...

Hmm. Does your parents' pool have all this?

Queerbaiter.

No, Luke, I'm just equal opportunity.

So, Nicole, you and Conrad a thing or what?

I think "or what."

Wait, you live with him. You should know what he's up to.

Has he been hanging out with other girls this summer?

No, he-he's always off by himself.

Okay, well, new topic.

Have you asked Cam to the ball yet?

No, I was gonna, uh, do it before dinner today,

but, um, everyone was there.

Do it right now. Just-just ask him.

What you're gonna do is you're gonna take him

to an empty bedroom and ask him there.

No. Do not do that. He'll get too excited.

- That's the point. He'll say yes. - Gigi.

- That was my plan. - I know.

That's bad advice.

No, it's a great plan, guys.

That was my plan for tonight.

I know. That is a terrible plan.

♪ Hold up, get this ♪

♪ Let me break it down to you for a quick fix ♪

♪ This a piece of cake, finna have a picnic ♪

♪ Ooh, child's play...

That looks fancy.

Personally, I'd rather be comfortable.

Yeah. Uh, well, fancy isn't always better, so...

I don't think Belly agrees.

She seems fully on board with the fancy girls.

No, no, no, no. Look, she's just trying it out.

Look, girls like that, they're cool in theory, all right,

but Belly's never gonna feel fully comfortable around them.

Come on, look, she's always gonna need you.

All right? You're, like, her number one.

Come on.

Okay.

This line hasn't budged. Do you want to go upstairs

and see if there are other bathrooms?

Yeah, sure.

♪ Ain't nothing to this...

So, what are you guys doing after the party?

- I have plans, but I think... - Oh, you're busy?

- ...he's free, right? - That's a shame.

Yeah, I'll be right back.

Testing, testing, one, two, three.

Checking out, checking out.

All right.

This one goes out to Cam Cameron

and our favorite little Belly Button.

Oh, Jesus.

♪ Summer loving, had me a blast ♪

No, please no.

Oh, come on.

♪ I met a girl crazy for me ♪

♪ I met a boy as cute as can be ♪

♪ Summer days drifting away ♪

♪ To, oh, oh, the summer nights ♪

♪ Oh, well-a, well-a, well-a ♪

♪ Tell me more, tell me more ♪

♪ Did you get very far? ♪

♪ Tell me more, tell me more ♪

♪ Like, does he have a car? ♪

♪ Uh-huh, do, do, uh-huh, do, do ♪

♪ Uh-huh, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Uh-huh, do, do, uh-huh, do, do ♪

♪ Uh-huh, do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ She swam by me, she got a cramp ♪

- Taylor? - ♪ He ran by me, got my suit damp ♪

♪ I saved her life, she nearly drowned...

♪ Driving home ♪

♪ Under the influence ♪

♪ You scared me to death...

Taylor? Are you in here?

Yo, close that door!

Sorry, sorry.

♪ I don't relate to you...

Taylor?

♪ 'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty ♪

♪ You made me hate this city ♪

♪ And I don't talk shit about you...

- Oh, my God. - Hmm?

- Belly? - Oh, my God. Uh...

- Jesus. - Steven... - Oh, my...

You're hooking up with my brother?

I swear it just happened.

Well, what, you got bored?

H-He's dating someone, you know.

Someone he actually likes.

You saying he couldn't like someone like me?

No. No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.

I...

This could get really messed up.

I mean, he's taking her to the deb ball.

And all those girls are her friends.

Oh, my God, I'm so sick

of hearing about this fucking deb ball.

I don't even know who you are anymore.

Oh, why? Because I'm not just going along

with everything you want to do?

Is that why you threw yourself at my brother?

So that you could get back at me?

You know, you act so innocent, Belly,

like you're the victim.

- Victim? How do I... I'm sorry. - Yeah, but...

I think you're the self-absorbed one, Belly.

How do you not know that I've had a crush on Steven for years?

If you weren't so obsessed with Conrad...

What is wrong with you?

People are going to hear.

Who cares? There's more than one story happening here,

but you seem to only care about the one

where you're the main character.

I... I can't deal with this right now.

I got to go.

♪ Just fuckin' leave me alone...

You're not gonna make it. You got nothing.

- So much shit you talk... - Try.

Oh.

Really? Not even close.

Wait, Cam, have you started the waltz lessons yet?

Ms. Covington's a real sadist.

Who you talking about?

The-the dance teacher. For the ball.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Belly hasn't really asked me yet.

Oh, dude, I'm sure she will.

- Trust me. - Yeah.

- Seriously. - If you say so.

- Oh! - Psych.

Oh, that was close.

All right, that was close. Ready?

All right, ready?

Go ahead, man.

- Don't mess up. - Hey.

- Hi. - Belly.

Hi.

Where have you been?

Yeah. Um, I-I thought you didn't drink.

Oh, it's water. It's water.

Jeremiah's been drinking for me.

Mm-hmm. I love this kid so much.

- So fun. - Um, hey, can we leave? Like, now?

Yeah, um, yeah. Sure, that's cool.

- Oh. - Uh, I'll see you later.

- Yeah, have fun. - Good luck, good luck.

Two v. one, all right?

You guys are going down. Ready?

- Yeah, right. - Oh!

Nice shot.

You owe me five bucks. I told you...

So, can I ask you something?

Yeah.

Are you, um...

Are you into Jeremiah?

You mean Conrad?

What? Con...

No. No, no. J-Jeremiah.

I just kind of got a vibe from you guys.

No, no, no. That's, that's just Jere.

He flirts with everyone.

Susannah likes to joke that he's like a-a golden retriever.

Personally, I think he exudes a little more border collie.

Yeah, I can see that, too. Yeah.

Um, thanks for coming tonight.

No problem, Flavia.

Hey, I-I...

I've been meaning to ask you something.

Yeah?

Yeah, um...

Does it ever feel weird being the only one who's not drinking?

Uh, no. No, it's... cool.

Cool.

Is that it?

Yeah. That's it.

Okay.

Thanks.

- Morning. - Good morning, Bells.

Mmm. Want one?

Okay.

I take it you and Tay-Tay haven't made up yet?

Nope.

We haven't talked since last night.

Mm. Here.

Thanks.

Well, when does she leave?

Uh, in a couple hours.

- She's upstairs packing now. - Mm.

Hey, do you want to go on a muffin run?

I-I have to get out of the house.

I'm always down for a muffin run.

Uh, I'm gonna make a to-go cup.

Do you mind grabbing the keys from Conrad's room?

Yeah, sure. Uh, is he home?

No, he spent the night at Nicole's.

Oh. Um...

Do you know where he keeps the keys?

Uh, th-they should be in his desk.

At least he remembered infinity.

Doesn't he know, for him,

I would've traveled endlessly around those curves?

♪ I used to be in love with you ♪

♪ You used to be the first thing on my mind ♪

♪ I know I'm just a friend to you ♪

♪ That I will never get to call you mine...

You good?

♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

I just, I don't get Conrad this summer.

Why? Is it because he forgot your birthday?

No. It's because he's been acting weird

since the first day that I got here.

Yeah, trust me, he's been weird for months.

Just forget him.

♪ To the spot that we met...

Look, I-I'm happy you invited Cam last night.

He's really cool.

Have you asked him to the deb ball yet?

No.

♪ You call more than a friend...

Look, I-I know Steven and I were giving him some shit,

- but... - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

But I think he's really cool.

- And I think you should... - Nicole really likes Conrad.

And if he's not into her, that's just messed up.

What?

Nothing.

It's just, last night, you were all about Cam Cameron,

and-and today you can't stop obsessing over Conrad.

Why are you so grumpy, huh?

Did things not go well with Luke last night?

Stop.

Actually, things went really well.

Want to hear details?

- You sure? - Oh, shut up.

♪ I'll make time for you ♪

♪ Time for you, ooh ♪

♪ I'll make time for you ♪

♪ Time for you, ooh ♪ ♪

You're early.

So, what knot are you gonna torture me with today, hmm?

You gonna tell me I fucked up?

That's more the role of a parent,

and, uh...

you know, I'm not one for a reason.

So I'm not, like, fired?

Look, you were supposed to help me prep.

Is it the end of the world

that you showed up late and I made up some shit

about sailing on national television?

Not really.

Well, thanks for not being pissed.

So, be real with me.

Why were you late?

Um...

I was with a girl. We lost track of time.

Oh, man, to be 17 again.

No, it wasn't like that.

Sure, if you say so.

Well, good for you, man.

Just be on time from now on. Cool?

Cool.

You've been practicing your bowline?

- Hours... - Yeah?

...and hours of practice,

so that I can do that.

That's what I call a bowline. It's a nice one, too.

I think I'm ready for the America's Cup.

You're not going to say goodbye?

I don't feel like it.

She's your best friend.

And she came out here on your birthday

because she loves you.

Fine.

Call me when you get there.

Hey.

Hey.

Have a safe trip.

Thanks.

- Okay. - Uh, and about last night,

you'll be happy to know that it'll never happen again.

Steven said that it was a mistake

and we never should have gone there, so...

you know, it's whatever.

Look, I'm not mad. I...

I'm just kind of weirded out.

Um...

I need a minute to take it all in.

Okay.

I better get going.

Bye.

You know, boys might come and go,

but a best friend is once in a lifetime.

We have to hold tight to our friendships.

Because we never know what the future will hold.

What, did Taylor leave?

Why? Do you want to go make out with her some more?

Belly, don't give me shit.

All right? I feel bad enough.

You should. She's my best friend.

- And not to mention traumatizing me... - Oh, my God.

- I mean, my eyes. I... - Stop being so immature.

She really likes you.

Yeah, I know.

Look, just...

Can you please...

...please not tell anyone?

You mean Shayla?

Yeah.

Not that you deserve this right now...

She seems really into you.

I don't...

I don't know, I just feel like

she's used to being with, like...

...you know, like, the kind of guys

who were at Nicole's party last night.

Yeah, but weren't you a guy at Nicole's party last night?

I guess I mean she's used to... guys who treat her like a queen.

You know? And I don't got it like that.

So, you were feeling insecure,

and that's why you hooked up with my best friend?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, I guess.

♪ When you're out, tell your lucky one ♪

♪ To know that you'll leave ♪

♪ Don't you lock when you're fleeing ♪

♪ I'd like not...

I've wished for Conrad on every birthday,

every shooting star, every penny in a fountain.

What if now I have the power to make my wish come true?

Is Conrad still my wish?

I know.

Um, I was doing some research last night.

For your next book?

I was looking into alternative therapies.

Apparently, a lot has changed in the last three years.

Have you been speaking to Adam?

I know you said you didn't want to do chemo, but...

I'm not putting myself through treatment again.

I know how much time I have left.

Beck...

No, it's okay.

I'm at peace with it.

I'm gonna tell the kids when we get back to Boston.

I just want one last perfect summer at Cousins.

That's all I want.

Okay.

♪ Only hold ♪

♪ Till your coffee warms ♪

♪ But don't hurry and speed ♪

♪ Once a time, put a tongue ♪

♪ In your ear on the beach ♪

♪ And you clutched clicking heels ♪ ♪