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Um... isn't Whitestone
supposed to be here?
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This is the right valley.
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But where's it gone?
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What's with cities
up and moving this week?
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Hmm.
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Maybe it didn't move.
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The dragons are on the move.
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They've already taken
Emon and Westruun.
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Our defenses are holding steady
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for now, but Gilmore and I
will need help soon.
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Hiding the city was never meant
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to be a permanent solution.
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I can't speak for Allura,
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but keeping
this cloaking spell up
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is murder on my complexion.
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I am fully aware
of our situation.
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But for now,
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concealing Whitestone
is the only way to protect it.
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Well, whatever
you're doing, Cass,
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I'm pleased to see
it's worked.
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Percy.
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Vox Machina.
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After three weeks,
we'd started to give up hope.
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Three weeks?
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We've only been gone three days.
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I hate the bloody Fey Realm.
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Well, despite
your temporal hiccup,
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I'm relieved you're back.
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Oh, and with a new look.
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Something like that.
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Happy to see you as well, Shaun.
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So, uh...
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where's everyone else?
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Funny story.
I... kind of lost them.
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It's...
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It's really not that funny.
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We were separated from the
others when Umbrasyl attacked.
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They could be anywhere.
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Then perhaps I can help you
find your friends.
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Show me what is lost.
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Oh, okay, they're alive.
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Um, but who are those guys?
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Grog doesn't seem to be hiding.
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Did he get... smaller?
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Huh, glad I'm not the only one
who's thinking it.
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Oh, no. He appears
to be in Westruun.
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Westruun?
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My diplomats report the dragon
Umbrasyl has taken up there.
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Most of the locals
have fled or...
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Then Grog could be in deep shit.
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Strongjaw.
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Hello, Uncle.
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I didn't think it was possible
for you to get any smaller
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than the puny boy
I pummeled years ago.
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It appears I've angered
the dead man.
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I'm here to finish
what you started.
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Never pick a fight
you can't win.
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History won't remember
a blood smear on anyone's axe.
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You think history
will remember you?
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I'm told a dragon
made the mighty Kevdak,
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wielder of the
Titanstone Knuckles,
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bend the knee.
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So tell me, Uncle,
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do you still have
your shriveled nutsack,
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or did you give that
to the dragon, too?
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Best make your point while
you still have your head.
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Fine.
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I've come to restore
honor to this Herd,
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so I challenge you, Kevdak,
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to single combat.
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I accept.
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Get him!
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Come with me.
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Clear them a square.
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Make it a ring.
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Shit, can't believe
he went in there alone.
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We got to do something.
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And what do you suggest?
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Kaylie.
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I thought I told you
to get out of here.
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Ugh, and miss all the fun?
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The rules of
Herd combat are thus:
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The fight ends
when someone dies.
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End of rules.
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Good. 'Cause I can't keep track
of any more than that.
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What weapon did you
bring today, Nephew?
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Uh.
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Oh. Oh, shit.
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Uh... I'm kind of between
weapons at the moment.
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You know how it is.
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Very well.
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Show me what you got.
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Ooh!
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We got to get in there.
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You should stay back.
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I'm not letting you
out of my sight.
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Fine.
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Ahh!
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What do we have here?
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Grab her, get her!
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Kaylie!
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No, leave 'em!
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You invite your friends
to watch you die?
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They're more than just friends.
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You are joking, right?
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Come here, you.
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I should've known.
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You always did have a soft spot
for the wee folk.
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Who wants to watch
the bitch's head squash?
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No!
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This is between you and me.
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You did this, Grog.
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The moment you set foot
in this city,
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you brought death
to your friends.
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Buddies!
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Pike!
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Grog Strongjaw.
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Where does
your strength come from?
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Where does
your strength come from?
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What?
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What strength?
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Can't you see how weak I am?
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Where does
your strength come from?
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Grog!
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I need you.
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I...
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would like...
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to...
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rage!
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Don't ever hurt my...
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Pike!
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That's adorable.
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Tiny Grog still has
some fight in him.
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Oops.
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Looks like I do, too.
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Ah!
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Ahh!
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Nothing's changed, Grog.
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Still the meek coward
who ran crying for the hills.
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What made you think
you could stop me?
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F... friends...
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What was that?
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My strength...
comes from my friends.
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Well, too bad, Grog.
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They couldn't save you.
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Yeah, but the thing is...
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I got more.
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Vox Machina...
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fuck shit
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up!
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Scanlan's hand!
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You heard the man.
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♪ Ow! ♪
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Bleed 'em.
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♪ Rage, rage, rage ♪
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♪ Release a hell upon you ♪
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♪ A beast without a cage ♪
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♪ Realize the demonsare comin' ♪
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♪ When we all rage ♪
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♪ Rage, rage, rage ♪
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♪ Just when you thinkthat you're winnin' ♪
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♪ And there's no escape ♪
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♪ We turn the tablesand fuck you up ♪
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♪ When we all rage ♪
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♪ Rage ♪
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♪ Rage ♪
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♪ Rage ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ We get what we want ♪
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♪ Take what we need ♪
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♪ Bring mothafuckasto their knees ♪
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♪ Get what we want ♪
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♪ Take what we need ♪
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♪ Never stop even whenyou're beggin' us "please!" ♪
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♪ We all have to rage ♪
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♪ No stoppin' us now,mothafuckas ♪
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♪ When we all rage ♪
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♪ Rage ♪
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- The gauntlet!
- ♪ Rage ♪
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♪ Rage ♪
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♪ We all have to rage,mothafuckas ♪
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♪ We all have to rage ♪
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♪ No stoppin' us now,mothafuckas ♪
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♪ When we all rage ♪
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♪ Rage, rage ♪
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♪ Rage ♪♪
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That is badass.
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Herd of Storms,
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do not let these weaklings
get the better of you.
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End this.
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This isn't going well.
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Ooh!
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Son.
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Father.
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Gods, I hope this works.
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Come on, Trinket,
I need the space.
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Grog, want to try
something crazy?
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Fuck yeah.
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Show him who you are!
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For...
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Strongjaw!
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Wha...
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Grog!
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Hello, buddies.
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We got to work on your landings.
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Strongjaw, Strongjaw.
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Strongjaw.
Strongjaw.
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Strongjaw. Strongjaw. Strongjaw.
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Strongjaw.
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Strongjaw. Strongjaw. Strongjaw.
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Strongjaw.
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Herd of Storms...
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it's done.
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Kevdak is done.
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You're free now.
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So what, Cousin?
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You're in charge now.
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Zanror, it's been a while.
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Why the shackles?
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I finally stood up
to the old man.
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Like you, I paid a price.
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Do what you have to.
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You were once
like a brother to me.
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And I see you have the strength
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to do what your father
could never do:
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Lead with honor.
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Which is why...
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Zanror will now be known
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as Thunderlord
of the Herd of Storms.
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Me?
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But what will you do?
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Oh, nothing.
Maybe kill a dragon.
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Care to join me?
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Ah!
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Oy. I almost killed you
out there.
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I know. I nearly shot myself.
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Me too.
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Give us a tune to celebrate.
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Okay, okay.
An oldie but a goodie.
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To the end of Kevdak
and the start of something new.
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Boys.
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ I came across a lovely lass ♪
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♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o...
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So then Vex
and Vax saw their dad
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and yeesh, it was awkward.
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And blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, here we are.
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W-Wait, what about the vestige?
Was it hard to get?
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No, no. It was easy.
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So easy.
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Uh...
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Hey, you. I've been thinking,
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and...
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Do you want to dance? With me?
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Uh, that's all right.
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Maybe some other time.
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Uh...
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Okay, um...
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Rain check.
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Was that too much?
I thought I was being cool.
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Kaylie, get up here.
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♪ I met a boywho was just my type ♪
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♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪
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♪ But in the bedcouldn't satisfy ♪
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♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪
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♪ Oh, he tried ♪
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♪ But he left me high and dry...
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Right. We need
to take out Umbilical.
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- Umbrasyl.
- Fuck. Him, too.
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But now's our chance.
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We got the Herd on our side.
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Ooh, I've been
itching for payback.
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Maybe it's time
the Conclave feels
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the might of the Herd of Storms.
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To glory?
277
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To blood.
278
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,000
Now, the dark one comes to town
279
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every couple of days
to collect his tithe.
280
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,090
Might be a good
opportunity for a trap.
281
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,720
A trap, you say?
282
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,890
I could sketch up
a few diagrams,
283
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:25,140
work out the proper leverage
and counterbalance.
284
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,640
My Herd!
285
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:33,000
I know we long to roam again.
286
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,900
But we claim Westruun
as our home for one more night.
287
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:41,570
At dawn, we shall
whet our blades
288
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:43,870
against the hide of a dragon!
289
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,370
Uh, we might need
290
00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:48,730
a little more time than that.
291
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:51,000
My contraptions tend
to have a lot of gears
292
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,000
and moving bits...
293
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,880
And there's the drinking.
294
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,960
We need more time for drinking.
295
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,340
At noon, we shall
whet our blades.
296
00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,630
At dawn we plan.
297
00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:03,610
Wait, we got to wake up at dawn?
298
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,600
It's fine, we can discuss
the timeline later.
299
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,140
♪ When your meat's in heat ♪
300
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,340
♪ And you need release ♪
301
00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,770
♪ That's when you need to ♪
302
00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:14,600
- ♪ Grip it ♪
- ♪ Whip it ♪
303
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,440
♪ And make the bald man cry ♪♪
304
00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:27,080
We make such lovely
harmony together.
305
00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:29,490
Care for one more encore?
306
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:32,120
Actually, I could use a break.
307
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,180
- Escort me upstairs?
- Hmm.
308
00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,760
Then...
and then,
309
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,380
I disguised us all as cows.
310
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:46,300
I know. Brilliant, right?
311
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,390
Tell me, Scanlan Shorthalt,
312
00:22:48,590 --> 00:22:51,730
how did you, of all people,
find yourself
313
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,100
overthrowing tyrants
and slaying dragons?
314
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,650
Ah, you know, I mean,
315
00:22:56,850 --> 00:23:00,030
the life of an entertainer
brings endless adventure,
316
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,480
freedom,
317
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,820
and exploration.
318
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,860
Ooh, that sounds fun.
319
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,030
But do you know
what's even more fun?
320
00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:12,080
Ooh, bondage?
Me like-y.
321
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,330
Also not opposed to being called
daddy if the mood suits, hmm?
322
00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:18,380
I've been wanting
to do this for a while now.
323
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:22,380
Ooh. Do you, uh...
Do you feel that?
324
00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:24,720
That's chemistry.
And we have it.
325
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,720
We sure have something.
326
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,970
So, uh, tell me about yourself,
beautiful Kaylie,
327
00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:34,140
eyes like the Marquesian sun.
328
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:37,100
I'm actually not
too different from yourself.
329
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:40,570
I grew up in Kymal,
but I moved around a lot.
330
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,820
Ooh.
331
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,070
My mum gave up all her
savings for my education.
332
00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:48,030
Uh, oh, oh, yeah?
Moms are the best.
333
00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:50,530
Mine certainly was.
334
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:54,410
You know, Dr. Dranzel spun
many a tale about you,
335
00:23:54,610 --> 00:23:55,910
Scanlan Shorthalt.
336
00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:57,750
Yeah, I mean,
that's not surprising.
337
00:23:57,950 --> 00:24:00,040
That guy seemed like
a bit of a fanboy.
338
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,130
But most of his stories
339
00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:05,220
I'd already heard...
from my mother.
340
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:06,630
Huh.
341
00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:10,430
You, uh... You must
make her quite, quite proud?
342
00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:15,640
Yeah.
343
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,890
Aye.
344
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,160
She would be proud.
345
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,980
Proud I'm finally meeting
the silver-tongued devil
346
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:25,320
who whispered empty promises
in her ear, then disappeared.
347
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,910
Leaving her with
nothing but a song.
348
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,100
And me.
349
00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:31,150
Wait...
350
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,840
I'm daddy?
351
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:40,250
♪ Oh, I cameacross a lovely lass ♪
352
00:24:40,450 --> 00:24:42,500
♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪
353
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,210
♪ A farmer's daughterwith some sass ♪
354
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,920
♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪
355
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,380
♪ Oh, I begged herto let me spend the night ♪
356
00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:51,970
♪ She answered "no,"so I wandered home ♪
357
00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:53,720
♪ That's whenmy bald man cried ♪
358
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,106
♪ When you'repattin' the bunny ♪
359
00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:56,270
♪ Or flickin' the bean ♪
360
00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:59,310
♪ Or strummin'the ole clamjo ♪
361
00:24:59,510 --> 00:25:00,776
♪ When they can't keep up,just touch your stuff ♪
362
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,310
♪ Don't make his bald man cry ♪
363
00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:03,900
♪ When you'reburpin' the worm ♪
364
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,480
♪ Or butterin'your muffin ♪
365
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,730
♪ Or spankin'the monkey ♪
366
00:25:06,930 --> 00:25:08,950
♪ Or in a menage a moi ♪
367
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,916
♪ When your meat's in heatand you need release ♪
368
00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,530
♪ That's when you need to ♪
369
00:25:12,730 --> 00:25:13,730
♪ Grip it ♪
370
00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:14,770
♪ Whip it ♪
371
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:18,370
♪ And make the bald man cry ♪♪
372
00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:25,270
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